The Swinging Lifestyle: From Sex-for-One to 101 !

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voyeurs and connoisseurs, wankers and spankers, swingers and singers. All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. Yeah, we may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, Ramadhamma, or cosmos. Who knows? Or Zeus.

Arrows, arrows. Yeah, maybe we're children of arrows. But one thing we do now, we kind of are children of arrows. Because we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

Can I hear an A-women? A-women. I want to welcome you to the Dr. Susan Block Show, broadcasting live from Bonoboville here, right around the corner from LAX. That roaring sound you hear, the planes flying.

Yes, we had one in the commissary last night, didn't we, Max? Yes, Captain Max is in the background. Tonight, and we are very excited to continue our celebration of masturbation, month. Play with yourself, brothers and sisters.

Come, let us play. That's what I say to my congregation. And yes, we are celebrating masturbation, and we've done a lot of masturbating. You know, I guess it's been two Saturdays so far.

If you're listening to us live, this is the third Saturday night of Masturbation Month. And we're kind of branching out, so to speak, from your hand. Give yourselves a hand. Two, well, a lot of hands, many hands.

I mean, we kind of got into mutual masturbation last, actually for the past two Saturdays, because we've had some extraordinary shows. And yeah, it went from masturbation to mutual masturbation to fornication. But tonight, we're going to even go beyond that, at least conceptually speaking,

at least, you know, linguistically, verbally. We are going to talk. We're going to explore the lifestyle. That's right, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

We are going to talk about the lifestyle. Somewhere between the Democratic Party and the Republican Party lies the swing party. And we are going to get into it, explore it, figure out, you know, if it's just a fantasy to play with, you know, when you're giving yourself a hand,

or maybe just to talk about with your significant other, you know. Sometimes people just like to fantasize about this kind of stuff. And sometimes people like to, you know, do it. Like, let's do it, right?

So we're going to talk with people who do it. And people that are planning a big do-in. The biggest, I mean, the original Lifestyles convention, which is now the Lifestyles Festival 2014.

And they are here with me, Rick and Mary Diaz. Hello. Hello. Welcome to Bonoboville.

Yes, we are happy to have you here. You know, I mean, I'm just meeting you really. But I've known the lifestyle like a super long time, like longer than I've been married.

And that's a long time. Several weeks. There you go. Well, you know, it's like that t-shirt over there, right?

The lifestyle, yeah, 96. I mean, and that wasn't my first. My first was 91, really. It was one of my first dates with Max, Prince Max,

who's you've met, Captain Max. Incredible guy. He is. Well, anyway, it was a good first date.

It was a great first date, actually. It's lasted, hasn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

A lot of people in the lifestyle or even on the peripheries, I think it does help to keep people together. It does break some people apart. Oh, they were going to break up anyway.

That's what it was going to happen anyway. Yeah. Sometimes it just makes it happen a little faster because it's so, you know, the drama comes out.

The lifestyle becomes even more intimate, despite the fact that people think that you're being intimate with other people. It's really with your partner that you're being more intimate. Yes.

You're sharing an experience. You're sharing their sexuality with other people. My wife is smart. Yeah.

Yeah. Well. I got him fooled. How long have you been married?

We just celebrated our eight years, but we've known each other for decades. Really? Over 30 years.

Were you with other people when you met? Woo. That's kind of a thing. Yes.

It was all very sordid. Yes. Sordid. Very sordid.

Sexy and hot. Yeah. Yeah. It was strange.

I was snatched out of one relationship into another. Really? So you were not in a lifestyle relationship? Not at all.

And you, Mary? Was not at all. Not at all. So did you start out by cheating with each other?

No. No. You broke up with the other people. That's right.

And then you got together. Yes. And then did you discover the lifestyle? Yes.

Together. He dragged me to... Kicking and screaming. Oh, that's usually what happens.

The man drags the woman. And then I loved it. And then the woman loves it and the man goes, oh my God, what did I create?

Exactly. Exactly what happened. Yes, the monster that I just created. Wow.

Yeah. Did you actually feel that? I mean, you can be honest. No, I didn't.

No. No, I wouldn't. Not literally. No.

Because a lot of guys do. No, I didn't. I mean, they might be okay with that monster, you know, but it's like, whoa, what did I do?

This woman is just like so... No, she's a well-balanced person, so she saw it for what it was and actually had to explain it to me.

Not true. Wow. Not true. Wow.

Well, we're going to learn more about you and about the lifestyle and about the Lifestyles Festival, which was started by my good friend,

Dr. Bob McGinley. Absolutely. Back in the early 70s. Who absolutely adores you.

Really? The man worships you, I swear. He never tells me. He does.

Oh, of course. Just give him another... Yeah, he's such a sweetheart. He is.

Oh, I will. Yeah. I will. I'm trying to do that, like, virtually, you know.

Because, yeah, I haven't seen him in a long time, so I'm really excited about seeing him. In July, the end of July, what is it? 23rd to 27th.

27th, that's right. At the Hyatt Indian Wells. Regency. The Hyatt Regency Spa is, you know,

I don't know if you know this or not, it's rated as one of the top 20 resorts in the country. Oh. In the country.

Cool. We're taking it over. Wow. That's exciting.

It is. I'm excited, you know, about the suites and the seminars and the topless pool. Topless pool is going to be fascinating.

Villas. We're going to have a villa. The party villas are terrific. There's going to be in excess of six different parties

going on at one time. You can virtually go from villa to villa to villa at different parties. Wow.

Yeah, it's just absolutely disgusting. Wowie, wowie, wowie. It's going to be horrible. I have to, unfortunately,

I have to go to every single one of them. You do, as one of the directors. I do. And the coordinator.

I'm the coordinator. Oh, the coordinator. Carrie and I will have to coordinate all these. I do.

Carrie will be with me. Mary will be at others. Carrie. Now Carrie is out there filming us.

Carrie is filming us? Yes. She is your polyamorous slave or something? She's actually our real assistant to club wet group.

Assistant. Who we are. Okay. In addition to generally slave.

I make you do everything. No, is there like a big difference between business and pleasure here? No.

Not for us. Yeah. No, no, no. You know that fuzzy line they always talk about?

Right. We don't have that. You don't. You don't.

And I think that's great. I mean, I don't have it either. But some people do and they kind of, you know, have a trouble with that.

No, we've managed quite nicely. Good. Everybody's happy. Okay.

And in the festival, you're going to find that our staff, which is extensive, it's in excess of 30 different couples

that handle just everything from security to making sure that everybody's pleasure. Like the cuddle core or the care bears. The care team.

Care team. Care team. It sounds like an old folks thing where they, you know, the care.

They walk you around. But frankly, what they do is make sure that, you know, the ice is in the right place and the parties are proper.

The towels in the right place. Towels. Towels are always very important. Absolutely.

The music is right. You have lubricants everywhere you need them. Is everybody understanding where they're supposed to be at the time?

Now condoms. What about condoms? Raining. Raining condoms.

Raining condoms. From a company called Wet. Okay. It's called Wet Industries.

Actually, you know what? I think we have some. Yeah. Wet Industries is supporting us.

We're just going to say hello, Wet. There you go. You've got it right there. That's right.

Yeah. That's correct. Hello. It's a small coincidence that we're called the Wet,

the Club Wet Group. A Wet. And Wet Industries supports us. Well, isn't that just so.

You know, Kismet. It's crazy. It's crazy. But it works.

We are supported by Condomania. Yes. Which. Condomania.

Yes. Which supports Wet, I guess, or Wet supports them. They all, you know, and they have a safe sex kid. They have a whole kid.

Right. We carry all of us. And all that stuff. Loops is very important.

Because, you know, a lot of people in the lifestyle, I mean, they do, or they're practically polyamorous. And maybe they don't practice safe sex because they're tested and they know each other very well.

But when you're at a festival, folks, you know, you got to have condoms. That's, I mean, because it's a lot of different people. That's good.

Well, you know, each of these, you know, they have the cabanas. The cabanas are on the pool. Cabana.

All of those are just completely outfitted with all of the wet kits. Wet kits. And those kits have lubricants and, you know,

all of the things that you need to have an enjoyable evening and a safe evening. In addition to that, all of the villas have them. In addition to that, all the sweets have them.

They're virtually anywhere. And we have the wet-kiss girls which go around and actually hand them out. So if someone doesn't find them or they bypass them

or a little too much to drink and forgot them, they're there. So make sure that they have those wet kits with all of that proper...

Boy, wouldn't it be nice to have a care team just around all the time? Just following you around. Absolutely.

Make sure you got your stuff. You snap your fingers and they give you something. I try. I have a noble goal.

Yeah, I do. I do. But, you know, yeah, we all take care of each other. That's a great cause, by the way.

So can we tell you something more about the festival? No. No, okay. Well, you can in a minute.

Sorry. Because I just want to say, welcome to all of you who are out there in Bonoboville, you know,

whether you're online on Bonoboville and you are watching DrSuzi.tv or from somewhere else, perhaps Twitter, you know,

you can contact us through RadioSuzi1, actually. I'm DrSuzi, but I'm obviously busy right now. So you got to do it through RadioSuzi1, which is R-A-D-I-O-S-U-Z-Y-1.

Or you can give us a call if, you know, you're feeling vocal. And that would be 310-568-0066 or 1-866-289-7068.

And we've got in studio the lifestyle experts. I mean, they are considered legends by, I guess, the scene. Right? Oh, no, that's what you said in your PR.

You are such a little tease. Tease. That's a big part of the lifestyle. She's saying that because we walked into a party just recently

and all these people started yelling, almost in unison, oh my God, the legends are here. And we looked behind us thinking,

oh, somebody important just came. We were looking around to find out who it was that we're talking about. And it was us.

It was us. Wow. Well, that's nice to be legends. It's very nice.

It is. And it's nice to help people with this scene because, you know, it's semi-underground. I mean, it's not exactly underground.

Everybody kind of knows about it. But a lot of what the media says is very kind of, you know, condescending or not just not understanding. And, you know,

you certainly don't learn about this in school. Right? Although I just want to say that there is some academic study being done on this subject.

Right. And another guest on my show is Dr. Catherine Frank. Dr. Kate Frank. So we want to give a shout out to Dr. Kate.

And she wrote a book called Plays Well in Groups. She was on the show a few months ago. It's a journey through the world of group sex. It's a really cool book that is about all kinds of group sex.

Not all of it is good, by the way. I mean, you know, there's non-consensual gang bangs. How about that? Gang rape.

That's obviously terrible. And obviously that does go on. There's all kinds of group sex. But this is one of the reasons why lifestyle sex,

it's so important to have some rules and to have the care team. Because, you know, humanity is kind of part chimpanzee and part bonobo. So, you know, some of us goes crazy in the wrong way.

But anyway, Dr. Kate Frank plays well in groups, loved the book, and she's also writing a new book. Or I just got the galleys for a book called, what is it called, Swingers?

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, Play Couples, actually. Play Couples in Paradise. And it's a book about lifestyle's travel.

And how popular that is. And she does want to dispel the whole idea that all sex travel is exploitative. Because a lot of media paints sex travel

as like involving prostitutes. Nothing wrong with prostitution, by the way. Hello sex workers. But, you know, let's just say the lifestyle is not about that.

It's about couples just, you know, wanting to be together and often in different nice sort of settings. And so that's her next study. And along the same lines, too,

one of the things that's a misconception is that it's a free-for-all. And we do have rules that if they're followed, everyone has a great time.

Because sex is, it should be an exciting part of your life. And if you share it with someone that you really care for, it should just enhance it as opposed to the force and gang bangs or, you know, no, is, no, thank you.

Oh, absolutely. I've said it many times in my lifetime. And as a matter of fact, I think at swing parties and lifestyle experiences, it's a lot easier to say no

and to be heard than in a typical bar. In a typical party where people are kind of, you know, getting happy. Absolutely. And they don't understand.

Lifestylers, they learn, they understand. It's a game that you want to know the rules. Absolutely. Well, it has a comfortable path.

In fact, this August, August the first, we have at Baja, at our resort down in near the San Felipe, we have condos in a private beach and we'll have some 20 odd couples.

And it's amazing to watch them. I don't know if you should say odd. People might interpret that. I know.

But, you know, they're going to have a great time and it's wonderful to watch how that dynamics works. No one, but no one there is feeling pressured in any way. And it's very easygoing.

They have a great time. They keep wanting to come back. So obviously we're doing something well at the Club Wet Baja, that cheap piece of advertising there.

And really it reflects how the lifestyle works. No one is upset. No one is pressured. No one is pushing.

When you go to a commercial club, it's a nightmare for some women. Sure. It really is.

It becomes a meat market behavior. Especially if you dance sexy. Right. You know, all the guys are going,

oh, she's dancing sexy. So she must want something. Right. And there's a lot of freedom at lifestyle's events

to, you know, take baby steps in opening up about your sexuality with a group around you. Whether it's a group of three or 3,000. You know, you're opening up with people around you

and, you know, sometimes that's just dressing sexy. Sometimes it's like some people just don't even wear lingerie out. That's right.

And so we think that's kind of... And I hate it when I have to say my eyes are up here. When we first went to one of the clubs, I trusted him, first of all, totally.

But one of the things that there was between the two of us is giving each other permission to be that sexual part that we are, that we're restricted in society. Right.

So it was just a matter of me evolving to where I was going to go anyway. I just had the opportunity to do it with my husband. So it's fabulous.

You were going to do it anyway. I was, but I was going to probably do it behind closed doors. And then, you know, my husband's a big guy. So if I didn't particularly want to be with him

and I'm more, I love women. That's my little thing. Or my big thing, whatever. And he was there.

He's there with me holding my hand or participating or just keeping an eye on me. And that's fine. That's nice.

That's perfect. That gives you an anchor when you're kind of floating out to sea. And so what's the wildest thing you've ever done in the lifestyle? Uh-oh.

I know. That's a classic question. But I just figure I'm hearing people asking it. She's not going to tell you, but I will.

Okay. We were once at a very big club. I'm talking a club that has, at that time, not anymore, but at the time had some 10,000 members,

clubs, couples that is. So that's 20,000 people, one membership. And she was in a particular room and she was having a great time.

And she did not realize, we were new into the scene, she did not realize how attractive she was to this group that the group, the room filled from some four or five couples to over 30 couples.

The room was virtually packed. You could not move. Wow. And she was the center of attention.

It was unreal. It was unbelievable. What was she doing? She was doing just about everything.

What was I doing? She was doing pretty much everything. And it was this young guy who virtually, and this is my memory of it, he climbed over a couple of other

couples like you would see in a sort of a rock, you know, when you see somebody being in a mosh pit when they're being carried. This guy was being carried over to her.

It was actually an amazing gift. In fact, you know, I'm still writing, I'm writing something for a cable TV, which I can't mention here, but I wrote this

because it was easy. All I had to do was remember that moment when this guy is being carried over the tops of these couples to reach her.

Wow. And so you were in the middle of a bunch of, like a gang bang, a big, Well, none gang, I think I was playing with a girl.

You were playing with a girl. But all these people were watching. And then they brought the guy over. There were many.

There were many guys. But this particular guy was screaming and begging to be carried over so they did. I see.

So you were playing with a girl. Yes. And what were you doing? Like oral sex?

Oh, yeah. Oral sex. Were you back in 69? Oh, yeah.

You were 69. 69. Wow. Were you naked or in little naked?

Well, we started off with little nothings and then, you know, peeled them off. Absolutely. And you're just totally into each other.

And then people, There's hands and penises. And girls and guys. Girls and guys gather around.

I was screaming like I was having a baby. And what were you doing? I was screaming like I was having a baby. But I mean, what were you doing?

I was watching because I couldn't get near her. I was trapped with all these people around me. He was trying to get to me and suck him. Oh, you want to hurt him and suck him?

How about the other people? Well, they were all doing everything. And I had some girl that was on me and I had to drag her along.

She was actually attached to me. Okay. Yeah. Drag her along.

Well, you asked the question. What was the craziest? This was the craziest. I think this is a good thing to tell.

That was only the first time. We actually had security come in to help break some of it up, take some of the people out. Because it was blocking the traffic.

Because no one could get in and no one could get out. And it really turned into something of a riot. No. I mean, people are getting excited hearing about this.

Don't you think? And it is masturbation month. It is. And have you celebrated?

No, I haven't. Really? You haven't masturbated? I'm doing that right now.

He's doing it right now. Very funny. We'll change that. Yeah.

It's masturbation month. It's not even 11 o'clock yet. So we're going to celebrate here, actually, tonight. Yeah.

Let's have a party. So what did I want to do? Oh, yeah. I wanted to just bring up another book.

A couple of them, actually. Dr. Chris Ryan and Casilda Jeffes have written a book called Sex at Dawn. And there was another subtitle that they used to have that I like better. But it says, how we make, why we stray, and what it means for modern relationships.

It's really about how, in prehistoric times, we were all swingers. That's right. Absolutely. And that this, our bodies, and in a great way, our emotions, and our sexuality, hasn't changed that much.

We're hardwired. Pretty much. Because, after all, this is like, I don't know how many tens of thousands of years of development of these human beings that we are. And that, you know, had a kind of, what, tribal sexual exchange of energies.

You know, like bonobos. Absolutely. You know, kind of. Oh, yeah.

You know, if I can interject just for a second. We have a thing coming up in April and May. And there's a pleasure players. We have an 18-wheeler that brings on a big cutaway of a cave.

Yeah. The pleasure players actually behave as if they were a group from 50,000 years ago. Wow. They all come out in skins.

It's a big player troupe, so very good actors. And they actually show a scene. They do this three times a day. They show a 20-minute scene of what it was like in a lifestyle 50,000 years ago.

Oh, where did they do this? They do this very near, in Southern California. Yeah. To be announced in July, where exactly and everything else.

Wow. I want to see that. Can I get them over here? Sure you can.

That is really amazing. And it really has to do with sex at dawn. Yeah. It's connected directly to that.

It is, because I mean, this is about how, you know, we were very promiscuous in the sense of promiscuous means pro, okay, and then mischievous means mixed. Right. It doesn't necessarily mean random.

It doesn't mean anything goes. It just means some mixing is involved. And that, you know, what he says, and a lot of other people tend to agree these days, is that, including Jared Diamond, is that, you know, with the dawn of agriculture,

things change. We were hunter-gatherers. Right. And we moved around for tens of thousands of years.

And then we, somebody figured out where babies come from and how to plant. And, you know, probably a woman. We can blame ourselves, right? Absolutely, yeah.

You know. And then the guys picked up on it and said, okay, I own this now because I'm planting. Exactly. And by the way, not only do I own this land, but I owned this animal, which I now

call livestock. And I own this woman, which I now call my wife. Mm-hmm. And I own these children because now I know their mind.

That's a wonderful way of putting how it did derail from our original. Because we just had an anniversary on the 7th, May 7th. And as we were having dinner, one of the things that Rick said to me is, I don't feel married because we don't own each other.

Okay. There's important parts of each other that we share and we live. We live our lives as we call ordinary lives magically. That's what we do.

And so it goes exactly to what you're saying. Our marriage works because he doesn't own me. I don't own him. What about the people in your lives?

What about your families? I mean, you said you're a milf and a gilf. Mm-hmm. So you must have children from before him if you've only...

Absolutely. And you have children also. And so how do they... Are they...

What do they think? It's wonderful. Mom and dad. It's so far.

It's so good. Yeah. Are they in the lifestyle too? No.

No. But what I find interesting is that... Not that you know. There's a general acceptance.

Mm-hmm. And that acceptance is because of what they see, how we behave towards each other. Mm-hmm.

And that respect and that closeness and that intimacy that we have. Acceptance. Acceptance too. And acceptance and tolerance.

Mm-hmm. Because it really is about tolerance. She, you know, puts up with a lot with me. Mm-hmm.

And that right there says it all. I mean, they look at that and they say, wow... You don't put up with anything to her? Yeah.

No. No, everything she does is... Why do you have... Why does she have to be the one that puts up?

Because that's how it is. It's perfect on her part. Everything she does is right. It's the end of that story.

He's a storyteller. That story pretty much ends right there. Did I tell you he's a storyteller? He's a storyteller.

That's good. So are you. So are you. Although he had to tell the story of your massive clusterfuck.

I was busy. I was busy, huh? You were in the meeting. You know.

Actually, it was shocking. At first, I thought gang bang. But no, it was you started a clusterfuck. Yeah, she would never do a gang bang.

That's how I would like to define that. She does. I'm going to write that down for the blog. You started a clusterfuck.

Yeah. And was it only the one or do you tend to do that? That's only the beginning of many. So you like to start clusterfucks.

Traveled around the United States and, you know. Well, we've been to 70 something clubs. Clubs. About 70 something.

Oh, yeah. Kansas, Florida, Canada, everywhere. Some of them I've done clusterfucks at and some of them I haven't. I love the way you say clusterfucks.

Are you from the East Coast? I am. I am from Brooklyn. She's a Brooklyn girl.

I'm a Brooklyn girl. Awesome. And you? Actually, I'm from Hollywood.

All right. Yeah. Brooklyn Hollywood. Okay.

So we're going to play a little excerpt, a little promo from the Lifestyles Festival 2014. Absolutely. So that's what we're going to do right now.

So cue up that first Lifestyles Festival 2014 clip we got there. Okay. And as for you, we'll be right back. So don't come yet and don't go away.

I'm just coming in for the words now. I miss the people, but it looked like some hot, hot people. Okay. Wait.

We should actually have our mics up when we watch these things because they're only music, I guess. So we're back. Excellent.

And so you said David Block. David Block is someone. David Block. Is he my cousin?

My long, long good, very well. I thought you were related when I heard about it. Really? His name's Block.

He's been our website and he did this, this video and it's just been very talented. He's a really talented guy. Wow.

I should get him working for me. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

He's got the bonobos. Is he in a play couple? He is a staff, our staff for the lifestyle. And I talked to Bob.

He's one of the crew. One of the crew. And I'm not really sure. I just met him myself.

So it seems to be very talented. He did the banners. Oh, wow. And of course the websites.

And the websites. I'm glad my lawnsman is talented. That's a good reflection on the Block family. Absolutely.

Absolutely. So, back to family. Were you brought up with any particular religion? I was raised a strict Catholic.

Lived across the street from a church. Really? Thought about becoming a nun. Oh, wow.

And then... You didn't become a nun, I guess. No, not at all. No.

But you did communion, right? I did everything. Right. Because we are going to do...

A communion. Bonoboville communion. There you go. We're going to...

When we come back from the break. But first, what religion did you grow up with? Okay. This doesn't involve a banana, does it?

The communion? Yeah, I didn't know. Okay. I'm just...

No, I was a Frisbiterian. A Frisbiterian? Yes. You played Frisbee?

No, what we believed is that just like a Frisbee, when you die, you go to the top of a roof. You grew up, like, atheist? Pretty much.

Really? Pretty much. Your parents were very... No, my parents were actually staunch Catholic, but I...

Ah! Did you grow up Catholic? I read Darwin when I was... When you were two?

No, I was like 12. I read Darwin. I got slapped by a sister named Veronica. We called her Veronica.

Okay. So you're Catholics like my husband? Yes. Yeah.

Because... I'm Jewish. Max is Jewish. He's actually Jewish.

He converted to Judaism with Sammy Davis Jr.'s rabbi. Smart move, Max. But the thing is that, of course, even at the age of like four or five, he was rebelling against the nuns.

He'll tell you the story later. But he just... They tried to get him to just, you know, toe the line, and he ran away, and he ran home, and these nuns came after him,

like these scary creatures. And he just held his ground for a while. But he was only like five, so they eventually dragged him away. But...

Yeah, there's nothing worse than being raped by nuns. You know? Nothing. That's what the McMartin kids said that they were...

But they were fantasizing. Right. Well, one of the things with me is... Speaking of which, shout out to Paul Everly, who's dead,

but the late Paul Everly, and surely Everly, publishers of the LA Star, which Max was, of course, a fellow publisher. But they also wrote a great book about the McMartin Trials,

and they were the only ones talking about how... The truth. Just what a travesty of justice it was in the early days. Absolutely.

When my friend, Geraldo, was spouting nonsense, okay? He's still doing it. I know. I know.

Yeah, he can't help it. He's crazy. Yeah. But then it was...

Well, maybe now there are other problems, but then it was really a big problem. And of course, I mean, there is so much controversy about sex, and in the media, it just shows you sex sells,

but it's usually just a negative attitude about sex that sells. Well, I think actually this kind of sex also sells, but since the media is paid for by religious kind of capitalist people, you know, then...

But you have the lube commercials. Have you seen the drain-o commercials where the two guy comes in and they're like, DP? Hello.

That's true. Hello, DP. I haven't seen it. Things are changing.

They are changing. Yeah. And the religious riot is losing a little bit of a grip. I think so, too.

And that's really pissing them off. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's certainly different than the Bush years when we did have a fundamentalist in the White House.

That's right. It is different. And the lifestyle is coming back. I mean, they didn't have it for like seven years or something.

Well, you know, I'm an amateur cultural anthropologist. And so from my view, the lifestyle is probably the second fastest growing subculture in America. Wow. That's how fast it is.

You know what? I hope it's growing faster than the prison industrial system because that is one of the fastest growing subcultures in America. Yes, it is.

And that just tears me up because it's full of innocent people and it is such a business. And they don't usually put swingers in there, but they have put, you know, a lot of... A swingers prison. Can you just imagine?

Oh, God. Can you just imagine that? Okay, that's a new concept. Yeah.

Well, you know that somebody should do that as a fun theme. You know, a lot of times, you know, when you do these swing things, you do kind of get into the whole theme idea and you explore your fantasies. And I think that is very much related to masturbation month, which we're going to be celebrating

very soon. But one more book I want to just promo out there. The lifestyle. Have you ever read this one?

I have not. I need to. This one is an old book. It was actually written just after the 1996 Lifestyles Convention.

And it has a very good interview with Dr. Bob McGinley and it really has... The Godfather. Yes. And it introduced me to the concept of sperm wars, which maybe we'll talk about a little

later. And it's got a chapter on me, an ethical hedonism, and the beginnings of the bonobo way when I was first starting to kind of, you know, cogitate on it. And this guy, Terry Gould, he's amazing.

He actually was an expert in organized crime. And you know, he just... I mean, I guess he just thought that's groups of people, organized crimes. Let me study these groups of people.

And he went into it with a negative attitude. And he was changed, just like seeing Jesus, except it wasn't Jesus. It was seeing people consensually enjoying the lifestyle and enhancing their relationships. And he couldn't believe it at first.

But then he did believe it. But he had become a swinger. Well, in the early days, it was like organized crime, swingers. Well, some of them were actually.

The one... Yeah, maybe the porn ones. No, it's just kidding. But anyway, we are coming into our breakdown.

And you have someone on the phone. And I have someone on the phone. Oh, wow. Let's talk to her.

Layla. Okay. So how... Okay, so Layla's on the phone.

Maybe... Is she on the phone or is she on webcam? She's on the phone. Okay.

Layla is one of our therapists here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute, actually. Hi, Layla. Hello.

Oh, there she is. So Layla, welcome. Well, I'm delighted. And I'm sorry I made you wait on hold.

But I have some fascinating guests here tonight. But I think that you might enjoy talking to them. They are... Well, one of them just split.

But, okay, I have... You know, I... They're from the lifestyle and Mary Diaz is in here. And she is talking about the lifestyles festival

and the fine art of swinging. Are you familiar with swinging? I am. How familiar are you?

I'm still... Familiar enough. Familiar enough. So would you consider yourself a swinger?

I have swung before, yes. You have... What is the verb? Swung?

I have... I get swung. Yes, I'm not sure. It's a little awkward.

I don't know if there's a past... I did some swinging, I think. Yeah, I'm not sure if there's a past swinger comment. So you did some swinging?

Yes, I have. And how did it happen? I was actually introduced at a birthday party. Yes, up at a resort.

So somebody brought you to the birthday party and they didn't tell you it was a swing party? Exactly. That was my first introduction.

A guy brought me to a party. We had actually gone to a couple of fancy dress parties and he was in a tux and I was just in this cute little black dress

and we go upstairs to this house in Beverly Hills and open the door and it's filled with dozens of naked people. I was in shock.

But then I just relaxed and became one of them. Was that like yours or was it different? Mine was at a resort for a birthday party

at a ski resort. Okay, a ski resort. But everybody went up to the room after clubbing and everybody was all together

and everyone hit on everybody and you chose your partner. Oh, yes. But it was interesting that I found out

that they had lived in a community where it was all swingers. Oh, they lived in one, huh? Yeah.

So it's like a polyamorous community almost. It was very interesting and I had a great time. You did?

What kind of sex did you have? Actually, it was me, another girl and a gentleman. Nice.

So you had a threesome menage à trois. I did. And how did you like it? You know what, I absolutely,

my mouth is watering talking about it. It was hot. You sound like you'd like to go to the Lifestyles Festival. I would love to go to the Lifestyles Festival.

Well now, I have to ask, since I have a hot girl on the line, I happen to know she's hot looking. But I mean, it's couples only.

How about single women? Single ladies are welcome. Single ladies are welcome. We have lots of unicorns coming.

Oh. You know, there's lots of different meanings to unicorn. In this case, you mean a single woman at a swing party?

Yes. Okay, because sometimes it means like a lesbian woman. Okay. So you don't have to be lesbian,

although you probably should be bi, but you don't even have to be bi. It just should be tri. Once does not make you gay.

Okay. Well, gay. Well, we have a lot of ladies. I like Frank Sinatra's definition of gay.

Oh. You make me feel so gay. We have a lot of ladies that will be coming. They're already scheduled to come,

and many more will be coming. Yeah. That has so many meanings. And they're...

Yeah, there will be a... a lined up, ready to have fun, enjoy themselves. They really have actually the best of both worlds,

so to speak, because they go to the pools, they go to all the parties, they go to all of the fashion shows. Is there going to be a squirting section?

They'll have some of that. You go look for the plastic. You know, I first learned about female ejaculation at the very first lifestyle's convention I went to.

Really? Yeah, in 1991. I did. I didn't believe in it.

I thought it was crazy. I thought it was absolutely insane. And then they showed a video and I went, oh, I don't know.

But I still didn't believe it, until years later I did it. But Leila, are you a squirter? I am.

Ooh, how'd you learn? I learned from a gentleman friend of mine. Oh, okay. Who taught me a little bit more relaxation,

a few little toys. Yeah. And I didn't realize I could squirt that far and that much.

You are a powerful sexual woman. You have a boyfriend right now, or what do you have? I am dating.

You're dating? Yes. So, I mean, do you want to get in an exclusive monogamous relationship,

or do you want to get in a relationship where you can swing since you're such a goddess? You know, right now I'm having fun. Okay, as it should be.

So, that's a good thing. Okay. If it happens, it happens. And if not, I'm going to embrace my life as it is.

That is what we call feminine. Do you belong to any clubs right now? Me? No, not right now.

No? You would be such... I'm in a Dr. Susan Block club. She is, actually.

She is in my club. And don't send her out too much, because she's a therapist. And we need her to help people.

We need her to help people that fantasize about things like this. So, basically, she's a free agent. Well, she's a single girl

who likes girls and guys, and a little bit of menage-trois and a little bit of swinging. I like her already.

And, you know, she's beautiful. She's blonde, and she, you know, whatever. Blondes do happen to be fun, no doubt. Well, yeah.

I guess. I don't know. I've been blonde for a few years, so I don't remember the...

I don't know. I think a wig can change it up a little sometimes. Yeah? Yeah, you wear a wig sometimes?

You know, Mary was the office manager, the largest club in the southwest for 12 years, and she one day put on a brunette.

Was it brunette or red? Red. Red. I was a redhead.

Wig. And here come these virtually hundreds of couples coming in through the office door.

They did not recognize her. Wow. What was interesting was that just a hair change

caused this different... Some of them were just enthralled with it. Yes, and the Lifestyles Convention and Festival are just full of masquerade.

That's a lot of fun. Oh, yes. So, you know what? We got to take a break.

Yes. So, we're going to be back. Hey, Leila, why don't you come visit us on Webcam? Can we do that?

Yep. Okay, let's do that. We're going to do that when we come back. We'll see Leila on Webcam, you know,

and then we'll, you know, kind of share, you know, stuff, and we'll also do Bonoboville Communion and see more lifestyle stuff.

And so, you know, have all kinds of fun. And so, don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back.

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but you just might feel a lot better. Okay, so we're going to get... You're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block.

And we are back, and we are front here on the Dr. Susan Block show. So, I've got Rick and Mary Diaz here in studio with me,

and they're representing the Lifestyles Festival 2014. And the Lifestyles Convention is back. It's in its 35th year. And this is the original Lifestyles Convention,

Lifestyles Experience. So we're excited about being there. I'm going to be giving a seminar in the Bonobo way,

straight from Bonoboville, and y'all should join Bonoboville if you haven't already. And that's our online community, by the way. Yeah, so...

Yeah, Max was telling us about this. Well, we're going to push it. We talked to Max. We're going to make sure that that's built in all of our websites.

It's very swinger-friendly. It's Bonobo-friendly, you know? And, yeah, you should put your headsets on, so you can...

And Layla is on webcam now, so... And Layla is on... Where do I see Layla on webcam here? No, no.

Oh, hey, Layla. That's Layla? This webcam you want to point it to? Holy moly.

Hey. Layla. Hey, Layla. Hi.

Hello. Hello. So, Layla, you look very beautiful, but you're on the side.

Are you supposed to be on the side? Because we're going to do splitscreen? Yeah, move to your left. Or do you want to be in the middle?

Turn it this way a little bit. Am I okay? You're more than okay. Yeah.

Okay, you look great. I love your lacy-black bra. Well, actually, no, it's a... It's a...

It's a lingerie area. It's a teddy or a slip. Actually, it's just a little knighty... Camisole.

...for any webcam therapy. Oh, yes, you're ready for therapy. Mm-hmm. And do you have clients that talk to you

about group sex or swinging? Oh, yes. It's a common fantasy. It is.

Yeah. It's for discussions on actually doing it. Yes. So...

Well, we are going to actually do a little ritual now. I don't know if you've been here for the ritual, Layla, that we have here in Bonoboville. It's called Bonoboville Communion.

And it is very important for lapsed Catholics, or, you know, to have a form of communion that they can feel good about, I think. I need rescuing.

You know? And so this involves actually the beverage that you're drinking in your little drinks there, but a little more potent delivery of it.

But it is so delicious. You will be glad that you have had a shot and not just a mixed drink, because this is dirty tequila.

Mm-hmm. Yay. Yeah, actually, you know, when this full started, I thought...

I thought, oh, no, not just another tequila, but I tasted it. It's wonderful. No, this is a special tequila.

This is... This is... What is the fruity flavor of it? Cinnamon and...

Pineapple? Pineapple. Wow. No wonder.

It's healthy, too. We're going to make sure that all our clubs, we have three hundred and seven clubs, we're going to make sure they all drink this.

Yeah, oh yeah. It's delicious. And now... It's holy water.

It's holy water. It's holy water. You can sprinkle it on yourself. He knows.

He understands. Yeah. There's other forms of holy water, such as female ejaculate.

But this is a certain form. And what we do is we have the salt, which is like the body, you know, of... Oh my God.

I mean Christ, if you want. But it could be just the body of the goddess. I love it. And therefore we put the salt on some part of the body.

And then, you know, which we lick first... It's like a Eucharist. It's a Eucharist. ...so that the salt doesn't fall all over my floor

because the salt is kind of, you know, it looks like dandruff when it's on the floor. So, yeah. Okay, here, you get yours.

Thank you. But don't drink it yet. No, no. Okay.

And I'm supposed to remind people that they can call for free. Right. I did. I mean, I said it.

But 310-568-0066. But we have Layla. Layla, are you there? Are you going to join us in our Bonoboville communion?

You're laughing, but the odds of this actually happening, I have this in my drawer from Cinco de Mayo. Yay. Oh.

Yay, yay. Holy water. So, you have your own holy water here. It's not dirty tequila, but...

No, I'm feeling a little let down on that. Yeah, no. It doesn't have to do. So, is that redo?

I'm going to write the next... We're going to have to have you sent a bottle. I'll do over. We'll have to do it.

I'm going to write the next commercial for this because it's got to be a priest with a collar that calls this holy water. Yeah.

Really. Seriously. I'm going to write the next commercial for you. Yeah, okay.

Don't drink it yet. Don't... We have to have the ritual. I'm waiting.

This is important. Okay. So, the salt is the body. So, would you like to do the honors?

You should lick a part of her body. We usually do the nipples, right? Okay. Or the...

I mean, and there they are. They're just presented right away. I've never done this before. Okay.

So, first you lick the area with your... Yeah. Ready to go? I have never seen it done that way.

Usually you lick the area, but you... You wet it with your finger. Okay. Okay.

Okay. So, now here we go. And he's licking above the nipple. Interesting.

And now on the nipple. And a tongue like a porn star. Yeah. Making that nipple very hard.

And there he goes. Rick Diaz. Suckling. So much.

The Bonoboville... Are you ready? Communion. Now you are ready for your holy water.

No, you don't drink yours yet. You got to suck yours. Do I? Or lick his.

Yes. You get yours. You have done... Yeah.

He needs more salt. It's what you call a salt lick. This stuff is fantastic. It is, isn't it?

Yeah, it is. It's definitely holy water. Yeah. It's dangerous.

It's... This is wonderful. Wow. Dangerously good.

Now, I'm going to tell you the expert here. Carrie, taste this. Just this one. Okay, Carrie.

Taste that. Okay. Carrie has to present herself for Bonoboville Communion. That's right.

Yeah. There you go. Well now, you can do your Bonoboville Communion off of your husband here. Rick, would you like to do it off of him somewhere?

Off of his nipple. Off of his nipple. You know, he has... What is it?

Implants. I have implants. You have implants. I have nipple implants.

Wait a second. No, I don't quite... Under the muscle implant. I don't know exactly what you mean by that.

It's an inside joke. It's very inside. Okay. There's like 300 couples that know about this.

So it's very, very... Do you... Is this a real, like, medical thing? Or you're just...

I don't know. He said he has implants. They never go down. They're always hard.

Oh. Okay. You have baby bottle nipples. There we go.

He does. That's what happens. There we go. He's just a horny guy.

The girls always want to do this. The girls... Oh, and she's leaving her lipstick traces. Lovely.

Carrie? Mmm. You're next. Okay.

Get over here. She's next. You can come over here. There's room.

Here we go. Mmm. Ah. Oh, yes.

Thank you very much. And aren't you going to have some off of her lovely... Yes. Off of Carrie's...

Serving tray? This is Carrie. Wow. Look at Carrie's boobs.

That's a... Yeah, that's definitely a two-person job. Yeah. That is.

And they're doing a very good job. And they're getting that nipple very, very hard and happy. Okay. Now the salt.

Did you do the salt? Oh, yeah. Glad to do it already. You do the salt.

Yeah. Well, no. Actually, you prepared the serving tray for the salt. That's how I wanted it in the beginning.

So you actually did it right that time because this way we get two sucks. And see, the nipple is ready. Ready for another suck. And now we have the salt, which makes it taste even more religious.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

Oh, yeah. You are. You look very happy and beautiful. Just radiant.

Absolutely radiant. She's the cover of several magazines you'll find. Yeah. Okay.

She's now the cover of our magazine. Yeah. Definitely. That's our cover girl.

Beautiful. Mmm-hmm. And that was Carrie. And Carrie is your...

Carrie, can you leave your boobs out or anything? No. Yes, I do. Absolutely.

Yeah. And both of them. Yeah, you can keep filming. I'll be much more excited about your filming.

Wow, I'll be looking at your apple all the time. I mean, are those two gazangas there? She does this in various different... Beautiful.

When we do promotions for different clubs and we go from club to club to club doing promotions, this is what ends up happening every time. Well, I can understand that. Carrie's boobs, Carrie's boobs, Carrie's boobs.

Well, she has extraordinary boobs. Are you jealous of her boobs? I know, right? That sounded a little bit...

Actually, I'm very proud. No, but he had a sense of humor in his voice. I am very proud. In a way, he does a riff on the jealous swinger husband.

I hear that. But he's the one that's always exposing them. Well, I'm the first one to say, okay, Carrie, come over here and do this. That's why it's so important to take communion.

Absolutely. We'll have to remember that. I never heard of this dirty tequila thing before. This is the dirty tequila thing here.

She posed with it between her boobs. Yeah, it's a great thing. I don't know, maybe we'll get some at Leila. Leila, okay.

Are you still there, Leila? You've got to do Bonoboville communion. Well, I don't have the salt up here. Is that work?

Can I just make you... I just have a feeling you're naturally a little bit salty. In a good way. That's the way you think.

Can you lick your own nipple? I am. Here she goes. Okay, I'm ready.

Leila now. I'm ready for this. Such a good girl. She's beautiful.

Oh my God. Yeah. Carrie, come back here. The thing is your hair is in front.

Yeah. That's good. And move over to the side. Yeah, there.

Am I better? Yeah. You're always great, but yeah. Oh, there we go.

There. That's it. Leila is licking her own lovely rosy nipple. Oh, Leila, you're so beautiful.

And by the way, you can talk to Leila now. I mean, she would stop doing the show maybe. No, I don't know. There we go.

Maybe right after the show, which is just in a half an hour. You can talk to her. You can call 310-568-0066. Sign up now to talk to Leila.

What's that number again? Webcam with Leila. That's also the number to call the show. So you could actually webcam free right now.

Actually, crazy. With all of us. So it's 310-568-0066. See, I'm not going to give out the toll free number because if you're a cheapskate, don't

bother. Just call the number. Yeah. Right.

Anyway, you can also tweet us at Radio Susie 1. And we're here with the lovely couple Diaz, the Diazes, and good Catholic name. That's your name, his name. It's both our names.

Okay. Who brought it to the family? You brought it. I did.

My dad did. Rick Diaz. And Mary Diaz. You took his name.

I did. Sort of. No, I did. Oh, okay.

Cool. And now you have Carrie. Amazing Carrie. Does she have a last name?

She doesn't have a Diaz name. No, she's not a Diaz. Slash Diaz. We're going to go with you.

You are not Mormons where you marry your extra ladies. No, she's got a family. She's far from an assistant. She's beyond that.

She's family. Right. Well, cool. Yeah.

That's cool. I mean, I wouldn't. I didn't know what to say because I was just talking about Mormons a second ago.

And so I was hoping it's not that kind of family. Although, you know. No, none of our ancestors talked to fish or anything like that. And we're good.

Okay. And I mean, nothing against anybody's religion. But there are some, you know, some group sex that's kind of put upon people. And you know, it's, this is not that.

This is, this is all about the consensuality. And it's, um, hey, it's, it's more fun than a hot air balloon ride and less dangerous. But there is an educational aspect to it that a lot of people need to, when that they

need to, but they should look at, yeah, they should be enlightened. I think it's a good idea. Don't put your tits away. That's one of the reasons to go to this festival.

This first. I'm looking at them. No, you have no idea. They're beauties, aren't they?

Right. Oh, they're just beautiful. Do they have a size? Can we say what size?

They're huge. They're huge. Carrie, what size bra do you wear? Yeah.

Go ahead. Tell them. Tell them. Triple, triple D.

Triple D. Triple D. That doesn't hardly seem big enough. I mean, I guess I've had porn stars that, that, you know, puff it up, you

know, tell me about F's and wherever we go as club wet group. It doesn't matter. And there's several clubs all over Southern California. This becomes a big discussion every time.

Yeah. Big, big and big. Did you get some good pictures of Reboot? Yeah.

Yeah. It's awesome. Where's Carrie? If I don't show up with Carrie, it's like where's Carrie?

Why are you here and Carrie's not? You know, that sort of thing. I need to talk to Carrie. She's awesome.

Can we, can we put Carrie on a mic for a second? Do you want to be on a microphone? Do you want to be on a microphone for a second? She's kind of shy.

She's shy. She is shy. I'm so glad she's not shy about her boobs. Yeah.

Not about that. That's not okay. You know, hey, you guys are great talkers. I mean, you're, you also got great boobs and your nipples are very impressive.

Thank you for buying them. Yes. All of them. My nipple implants are very...

I'm impressed. The women don't have implants, right? A lot of my guests, you do? Yes, ma'am.

Oh, I didn't know. You know? Yeah. Let me see them again.

They're good. They're very good. I didn't know. They're, you know, nice and kind of...

They are. A little sad. Actually, this is after a reduction. They were large juror.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Well, going back to the seminars...

After a reduction? Yes. What, you got a reduction and then an implant? I was pretty...

Women are crazy. She was a big girl. I know. That's funny, huh?

Yeah. I'm going to be doing a seminar for women during the lifestyle festival. Yeah. Talking about women in general, women in the lifestyle, how do they fit or not fit?

There's always that question, if I lick a pussy, am I a lesbian? I'm like... No. No.

It's just something you enjoy doing. Women are soft and cuddly and other women like to, you know, hug and kiss and touch and... There's a lot of bisexual women at lifestyles events. Yes.

Now, how about bisexual men? Not very many. Not so much. Not so much, but...

They're any... Sure. Oh, yeah. They exist.

They're out there. They're there and they're a little, maybe discreet? I don't know. They're very discreet because it's a male behavior.

They tend to, you know, rejection is a little different among men as it is among women. Right. If you go back, I mean, speaking anthropologically, women are more predisposed to being bisexual than men are.

I don't know about that. But I mean... I think that's the case. I think, I mean, I talk to so many guys who fantasize about it, but won't do it

because of their, what can I say, homophobia. Sure. I mean, but it's a huge fantasy. And I do talk to a lot of guys who like to go to swing events and see their women with

other guys. Oh, yeah. And it's a big part. I mean, they like to see their women with other women, but they really like to see them

with other guys because they like to see guys. Exactly. So, you know, and then there's some that fantasize about going farther and there's some that do go farther.

I mean, there's a whole cuckolding culture that is related to the lifestyle. But it's... It's a complex issue. Yeah.

It really is a complex issue. Yeah. It's not a simplistic, you know, here it is and that's all there is to it. Right.

Yeah, there's so much to that. In fact, over the last 18 years of understanding this, you see that there is another sub-club within that club that has to do with male bisexuality. Yeah.

I mean, in San Francisco, it's much more mixed up maybe than it is in Indian Wells. It's a niche. You know, it depends on what area you're in and it's...

I don't know. I mean, yeah, it's there. But it's, I guess, not what I associate with lifestyle's conventions that I have been to.

And I imagine it's not going to be out front in this one. But what happens in a dark cubby between two couples is their business. Right. So...

But no dogs. Right. I will say this, I'll inject this. You'll see more of that or that kind of behavior coming into the newer

lifestyle conventions of any kind or any kind of event than you would have in the past. Well, you'll see all kinds of things you didn't see in the past. That's right. You'll see more by-guys.

You'll see more BDSM. Yes. When I used to go, there was hardly any. Maybe a little bit, like one room, one little area, one little seminar.

And I had a curtain. Yeah. Yeah. And very, very different.

But yeah, it's become very popular partly because, you know, it just gives you a lot of things to do. You know? I mean, here you have a slave.

You know? I mean, isn't that like a BDSM thing? She's the happiest slave ever. She is.

One thing about BDSM, it gives you a lot of words. It gives you a lot of things, you know, that you don't know otherwise what to call her. She's not a wife.

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Actually, it's the best of both worlds.

Yeah. In many ways. It seems that I'm getting the best of both worlds with those boobs right there. I mean, can I, can I somehow show them?

Can you come forward again? Just like right between them just for a moment. There you go. There you go.

Yeah. We need to show these boobs. It's beautiful. Oh my God.

Situation. It is. It is. Exclamation.

Exclamation. Exclamation. And I love them. I would like to hear what Layla thinks of these boobs.

Layla. I think they are just magnificent. Right? It's a big rattle.

Triple D. Don't they seem bigger? Depends on the bra. Yeah.

Everybody thinks they're bigger. Depends on the bra. Depends on the bra. Yeah.

Okay. Victoria's Secret. G. G.

Victoria's Secret. That's the key. Victoria's Secret. G.

Actually, Fredericks of Hollywood is G. Fredericks of Hollywood is also a good judge. They always want it. Give you the biggest boobs you can have.

They should also measure dicks, Fredericks, you know? We had the president of the San Francisco human sexuality group actually want to mold these, this particular set, and put them on display at their exhibit because he said, this is it. This is where it's all at.

We were at the human. They're very, like, goddess mother. Oh yeah. It was like, this is the one.

These are the ones that should be retained for posterity. And he's up in San Francisco at the Institute. Did you make a mold of them? Well, that's what he wants to do.

He wants to make a mold of these, but this particular set. It could still happen. You know, one of those body molds. Yeah, we're going to do it.

Oh, you should do it. People will walk into an exhibit and see these babies sitting right there in front of them. They should become art. They already are, just in the pictures we're taking of them.

You know, they're, so G, double G, triple G, no, just G, the thing that shouldn't be escaped out of this is that this lady is just a magnificently beautiful, wonderful individual. You mean inside? Oh, yes.

Yeah, but she's not going on the microphone. So we don't know that. All we do is look at her as an object, which is what she wants. I gave her an opportunity.

You gave her an opportunity to be on the mic. She says no. So we're all just going to look at her. I'm sure if she spoke.

She'll come back for another show. I hope so. See, she'll come back for another show. That would be good.

Yeah. See. Yeah. She'll expose herself.

Okay. So we have some toys from Treasure Box novelties right here. This is our new, uh, yeah, I guess you'd call them a sponsor donor. I mean, I don't know if they're sponsoring so much as donating.

Anyway, um, did you get the name here? Box. Yeah. Treasure box.

Treasure box novelties. It is. I mean, they basically have a bunch of stuff that, um, you know, you can probably get other places, but you, you get really good deals and there, some of the things are kind of

wild. So we have here a wall banger, which is a vibrator that you put on the wall or you could put it on the table and sit on it and it, you know, does you like a rabbit? Okay.

I'm showing you. What is that? Like a suction cup? That's a suction cup.

Yeah. It's a suction cup. Yeah. Okay.

Now we have a wand. This is a little, uh, clitoral sort of wand. It's like a mini wand. Okay.

Yeah. We're familiar with that particular one. We've actually used it. Oh, you're familiar.

Yes. Okay. It's a good one. It is a good one, but you're, you're, you want to try something different.

Maybe. Okay. Well anyway, we don't know. We're just lining up things.

Okay. Now this is a BJ blast oral sex candy. I want to say that Simon chose this. Okay.

Uh, Trixie chose the other ones. Um, and, uh, thank you. Treasure box toys. Uh, so this is a oral sex candy.

This is kind of what you, what you put in your mouth. If maybe you don't want to give oral sex, but you have to. I don't know. Or you want to make it a more, uh, sweet experience.

Maybe anyway. Exciting in some way. Yeah. And then this is spanking spray.

Spanking spray. Spanking. How does that work? You know, I, as you can see, I have not opened it.

So this is from treasure box novelties. Okay. Wonder if you can get a nice hand print. Uh, yeah, I think maybe it turns, it does something.

You know, uh, to your, I don't know, uh, to your ass. Uh, you know, I mean, I think there, there's one that is spanking spray and then cooling spray. Well, one makes you give a big fingerprint or a footprint or

some kind of print. Maybe stick your hand to it. Yeah. What do you think you, you like spanking a lot, huh?

Oh yes. You do. You do? You spank yourself every time.

She looks very interested. Yeah. See spankings become a very popular thing. Oh yes.

Also cause you, you know, it's very safe sex. It is. It is. You can, you can just kind of do it with anybody, you know.

And, uh, anyway, I don't know about the spray. Uh, maybe. Okay. So, uh, so we have these things.

Would you, would you like to try this or anybody like to try this or this or BJ Blast? No, I'm not going to use any of them. So you can.

Well. Yeah. The BJ Blast was requested by a guy, but, um, okay. Oh, we have Blazin Tommy D.

Hmm. Writing. I've done it a lot of times, but come to think about it. I know it's a cliche, but I am a lesbian in a man's body.

Okay. I guess he's trying to see if he can get into lifestyles because he's a lesbian in a man's body. Oh yeah.

That's the old point. Hey, Blazin Tommy D. Uh, that's the old ploy. Yes.

So we hear from the experts, the legends of the lifestyle here. Hmm. Okay.

So, uh, that could be the title of our book. You can say none of the above. I mean, if you don't want to try any of these, um, or, you know, you can try one.

Get it going and see what happens. Okay. Well, the little one of the big one. Okay.

So we're down to the machines. Down to the machines. Yeah. Okay.

The big one. You would like to see her just put this on the table and sit on it. Well, let's just, let's just see it work.

Okay. You're a funny guy. It's called the wall bangers. It is.

You can put it on the wall. Wall banging is really the most exasperating thing I've ever done. It's exhausting.

So you just hand that to somebody and say, here you do it and let me know how it goes. Yeah. Let me know how it goes.

All right. Well, he definitely chose the, I'm not going to use the wall. You're not going to use the wall.

I don't think you're going to use the table. I'm just going to use me. You're going to use you. Okay.

Well, I think that part is, Whoa. Yeah. That's a big one.

Okay. We need a picture back here. Come here. Always such a,

he's such a help. He is. Here. There you go.

There we go. And let's, let's have the. No. No.

Who knows if it'll work. I have no idea how this works. It's all. Well, I think it might need a battery.

I think you just. Or does it have a battery? No. You just do what you need to on it.

But. Oh, no. Oh, I see. You stick it on the table.

You stick it on whatever. Okay. It has a battery. Hmm.

Well, there's no button. Talk to it. Say start. You know, it's a modern day thing.

There you go. There you go. We might need to wet it. Uh-oh.

Here. I'm not licking the plastic. Thank you. There you go.

There it's set. Okay. All right. There you go.

Let's see how this goes. I have no idea how this works. Okay. You have to move your cheat sheet.

There must be a button. Okay. I guess that would help. Okay.

And we'll put your. You know what I hate about these things? They make you look bad. You know what I mean?

Look how big it is. And it's effective. Oh, I wasn't even. Who cares?

Yeah. This is a toy. This is not a human. But the whole macho thing falls in here and just destroys me.

It does. Yeah. This thing is hard. It stays hard.

We call him Miss. Senor ocho. Senor ocho because he is. Eight.

Okay. So why would he worry at least as big as that's a little bigger than this, huh? It doesn't have a battery. Right.

I don't know. She wants to hop it even without a battery. I love the panties on the head. Oh my God.

Oh yeah. Okay. Panties for you. This is a tradition.

He gets upset with panties. Everywhere we go. Everywhere we go. I put my panties around his neck.

That's true. So that I don't lose them. Oh. Okay.

He wears them like a lay. Absolutely. Sometimes I have her panties. Sometimes I have Gary panties.

And some other people's panties. And so it's a little bit like, let's write, it is like a lay. It is the accomplishment of the lay. It is.

Okay. Wish me luck on this. Okay. You ready?

You got it. LEI and LAY. No idea what's going to happen next. Okay.

Well, we have, for those of you in the cheap seats, who are not members of the Noboville or Dr. Suzy.TV. Oh my God. Now we have Mary Diaz is mounting the table of Radio Suzy One.

Okay. Okay. You got it? She wants to see.

See, you do want to put it on the side. Oh my God. You want to put it on the wall over there? I'll hold it.

Yeah. Oh, you'll hold it. Okay. I've got it.

Okay. Wait, wait. Okay. We saw that it sticks to the table.

Now. Okay. I got it. You'd have to squat down on it.

Are you a squatter? Yeah. She can accommodate. You want to put it on your chair?

How about sticking it to the chair? All right. Hold on. Hold on.

Here we go. Hold on. Wait. Oh yeah.

You got to lick it. Do you want some wet? Oh, that's right. Yeah.

How about some wet? We have wet. We? Oh my God.

I'm already excited. Okay. We have wet. You don't have to wear a condom on it because you're going to take it home.

So you can just put that on it. Thank God this is you and not me. Okay. I'm just going to make sure.

We're promoting treasure box novelties because we've got their hottest toy right now. Treasure box novelties. Whatever that is.

You got it. Okay. Okay. Here we go.

We've only got a few more minutes. And down we go. Oh my God. Okay.

Okay. This dirty tequila is the best ever. How about the toy? Okay.

Let's hear that. The treasure box novelty toy. The toy is fabulous. She loves it.

Oh my God. She's mounting it. I am. Very well.

And I actually think it does have a battery. And so it will actually vibrate. But I'm not sure about that. But it certainly doesn't even need to.

No, it doesn't. To impress our guest. Absolutely. I make it work.

All right. That was hot. That was hot. Yeah.

Good job, girl. Thank you. Okay. Okay.

Just everybody knows this was inside of her. Yeah. Are you going to suck it? I just want to make sure that everybody knows.

I don't want him to suck it. You don't want him to suck it. She's got issues. Everybody does.

Okay. So we have trash. I don't know. Do we have a trash?

No, no. We're good. We should. We have everyone is transfixed by what's going on.

So I want to see Layla for a sec. Yes, Layla. Layla, how you doing there? Did you enjoy that?

I did. Okay. You should join us every Saturday night and just whoever's here. You got a whole team here.

You sent all your people. Now this is not the mafia, right? This is the swing scene. Right.

I get confused since Terry Gould. Okay. We've only got a few more minutes. Yes.

So we want to just let everybody know that they got to go to the Lifestyles Festival 2014 in Indian Wells. You know, got to go to that website and join us. If you go to lifestylesfestival.com,

Lifestyles with an S, festival.com. The Lifestyles Festival. Because there's another thing that's like about skateboarding or something that is for just Lifestyles Festival.

There's some. Lifestylesfestival.com. Don't just go to Lifestyles Festival. If you see the skateboarding thing, go to the Lifestyles

Festival. Right. Or go through one of our links so that we get some affiliate credit and we can get, I don't know, more drinks at the

convention or something. Yeah. And what else? What else is on your sheet that you didn't say?

Come on. So we have the theme parties Thursday, Friday and Saturday, topless pool, private poolside cabanas. Let's look at one of, let's look at one of the videos.

Let's look at a video. Can we look at a video, folks? Sure. Yeah.

We got a little time for that one minute video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lifestyles. You got to come.

The Lifestyles Convention is back in full swing. July 23rd through the 27th. We bring you the Lifestyles Festival 2014. In a full takeover of the Hyatt Regency Indian Wells

Resort and Spa in beautiful Palm Springs, California. You're not going to want to miss out on the fun, including the Mr. Lifestyles contest and the Ms. Lifestyles pageant. Wow.

Engaging speakers. Oh, that's me. I didn't know they had me in there. Sexy parties.

Hey. And great entertainment. Register for May 31st and pay only $499 per couple. That's the Lifestyles Festival 2014.

For more information, visit thelifestylesfestival.com. I am representing the intellect by shoving my book in their face. That after they got these people like rubbing asses together and posing, they got book.

All right. Well, I do shove books in people's faces. That's what I've been doing all night. And this is my book, by the way.

Yep. The Ten Commandments of Pleasure. Yep. Yep.

You want to look at this one? That's a good shot. So Ten Commandments of Pleasure. Very much inspired by the whole idea of play couples.

Very much. Ten Commandments for the female and the male in all of us. And the Lifestyles Convention is now the Lifestyles Festival. It started 35 years ago with our friend, Dr. Bob McGinley.

And it's coming back. I'm going to be giving a lecture on the Bonobo Way. Lecture. I shouldn't say lecture, right?

Seminar. Yes. Workshop. Love shop.

Yeah. Because, you know, we're very much like Bonobos. I mean, well, we have our common chimps side, but let's enhance our Bonobo side that tells us how to, you know, make love not war.

Absolutely. Yeah. So what else is on your little list there? Let's see what else we have on here.

The Luxury Suites and Villas seminars. And, um, you know, we have an 18 hole golf course for those. I don't want to hear about golf. Do we have another video?

No. You know what you want to say that? No, no, no. I mean, I'm sure there's golf.

Like I said, the Republican Party and the Democrat Party, they all come to the swing party. So there's certainly a lot of golfers and they're not all Republicans. And that's really cool that you can, you know, I'd rather get my,

my ball in the hole of somebody, you know, I mean, anyway, hole in one. It's cool. Fuck them. Yeah.

Fuck them. And we'll just go right to the swing party. I'm more interested in the topless pool. The topless pool.

Yeah. The topless pool will be good with the cabanas and the villa parties. All of the different, you know, costume parties that take place to another.

It's awesome. Yeah. Did we have one more video? I heard Casey say three, but maybe I was wrong.

Somebody tell me and I'll stop talking about it. No, we don't. No, we don't. Okay.

Okay. And Max. Captain Max. Give Max's mic.

Microphone. Hello. Hello. Hi.

Well, that was a wonderful show. It was fun. That's right. We had a dildo fucking and actually intellectual conversation.

And information about swinging. Yes. About swinging. Absolutely.

The whole thing was very classy. Very classy. So come to the Lifestyles Convention. And if you just want to fantasize about it, that's cool.

You can call us here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Or if you're on the fence, you're not sure if you want to bring this up to your spouse.

You know, if it's something you're interested in just kind of fielding and how to bring it up. You know, this is actually a good time to go because you could be voyeurs because there's a lot to watch.

It's not like just going to a little swing party. It's huge. And there's just so much to watch. You don't have to really do anything but watch and then go

home and fuck. You know, a home being to your villa. Well, I can tell you that as of tonight, because I am the director of the NASCAR, a new revival.

Oh, you got that one. Dr. Susan Block will be on each and every one of our sites. So that's, I'm a winner. I mean, I believe it.

All right. I'm going to follow this all the way through. We're going to make sure that all 380 couples, or rather, not couples, but clubs know about your site.

All right. Oh, well, thank you. Yeah. Absolutely wonderful.

Now, we got a few. You got to send the people with problems that are in the closet to drsusanblockinstitute.com so we can help them through therapy.

You got to send the more open people that want to make like bonobos, not baboons. You want to send them to bonoboville. Absolutely.

That's our social media site and our social media site as well. You know, we have that after a little dirty tequila. We have a social media site.

So say that three times fast. Okay. And it's it's masturbation month. How about it?

You did a little masturbating there. Turned on. Yeah. You going to have sex?

We still got to go to a party. We're going to a club joy, which is a big club in the middle of where is it? We're going to club joy right after this, which is downtown

in Los Angeles. They keep changing the clubs down and we're going to make sure that they know about you and everybody they will know about.

They probably. You know, you make sure that they know good things about you know, by the way, by the way, a lot of a lot of couples to call our newbies there.

You know, they're thinking about getting and they call us to find out, you know, how to do this whole thing. Do you like a little light spanking? I do turn over bend over.

I should say lift the lift the skirt. You can do that. Oh, look at the flutter skirt there. Yeah.

I am going to spank you with my juxt. Leather vlogger now. Spank, spank, spank, spank, spank. She wants harder.

This is just a beginning. This is just a light thing. Okay. It's a harder.

I got to go. I will do that later. But that was spanking. That was wonderful.

Yeah. Did you like that? I mean, it's good to have a finger flogger. You know, you never know when it's going to

happen. Yeah, we are. Oh, we are out of time. So we're just going to say come to the

Lifestyles Festival or just give us a call and let's talk about it. Okay. 310-568-0066.

Definitely join Bonoboville. You don't even have to let anybody know it's you. You can, you know, have an avatar. And by the way, right now it's free.

Everything is free. Oh, yeah. Including six months of the show, all of the archive material,

and hundreds of thousands of photo albums with you in them and with all your friends. He's not talking about me. He's talking about you.

That's right. You're in them. So you better check it out. Okay.

So I think that's it. Let me have the Bonobo posters behind you. Thank you. Yeah.

So here you go. I mean, make like Bonobos. Are we ready? Or you have more to say?

No, I just want to make sure that after they get, they get shots of the posters so that they can insert them. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, we want to do poster shots. Yeah. So.

And the show will do the poster shots. It's okay. Make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war.

Make love to somebody you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. Merry masturbation month and fantasize about the lifestyles festival.

Right now. Goodbye, Leila. I love you. Bye.

And bye, Leila. Bye. Bye, Leila. Thank you.

Thank you for everything. You're welcome. Happy masturbation month. Bye.

You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the erotic arts and sciences,

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