Sneak Peek: DomCon LA 2017 Rehearsal

Full transcript of Sneak Peek: DomCon LA 2017 Rehearsal on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, kinksters and fetishes, fendoms and slaves.

All you children is sex, and we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A? Hey, women, I want to welcome you to my talk here at Domcon.

Yeah, the world's largest convention of professional and lifestyle dominant people and submissive people, as well as the greatest gathering brothers and sisters of kink and bondage and spanking and latex. Yes indeed, there's more hot rubber here than at a monster truck rally.

But with a lot more class. Speaking of classy, check out my latex outfit by Damasque, run by the great mistress Isabella Sinclair who was a guest on my show many moons ago. And yeah, this beautiful raincoat, I love this trench coat, but it's a little large.

So I think I'll put it over here and show off this cat suit. But you know, it needs to be shined up girls. Gypsy, Jackie, there's the lube. Shiner up for me girls.

Yeah, you got to sort of squeeze it. Yeah, there you go. Mmm, squeeze it baby and rub me down. Oh yes, this beautiful cat suit from Damasque.

It really releases my inner animal, you know. Plus makes me feel like I'm ready for those Trump golden showers. Yeah, Russian hookers eat your heart out. I have the perfect outfit.

And you got to lube up your latex. That's part of the fun here. Oh yeah, so much fun. And by the way, we have three books that some of you have gotten as well as three bananas.

Can you get me one of those bananas over there Jackie? Just pick up a banana. There we go. Yes, you know, we are kind of sorta living in a banana republic, aren't we?

So, we might as well enjoy our bananas. Yes, and just in case you don't know, I, the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your banana lady. And yes, that's kind of another way of saying, I'm a sex therapist in private practice. And I also host a talk show, which is actually a lot more than talk.

And I do this with my executive producer and Butler. And my captain, Max, hey Max. And yes, husband of 25 years. And we have been doing this show.

And of course in private practice as well, very separate, but in both different ways. Out there in the public, on the radio, on TV, on the internet, on HBO, on public access. As well as in the private. We get into your closet with you, you know.

And in this way, we try to empower the King community. And we've been doing it since 1991. Yeah, little longevity. And we have gotten an opportunity to meet a lot of very amazing people.

And I have had the opportunity to be spanked by some of these people. Such as the fabulous Mr. Cyan. Yay, goddess Soma. Mistress Tara Indiana.

Goddess Phoenix. Mistress Selena Minx. Madame Marguerite. So many who I love.

I will try not to leave you out. If you are here actually, Mr. Cherie Rose, who's going to get an award at Domcon 2017. Yeah, we're, it's just, you know, an honor to be spanked by some of these women. And I have also had the honor of spanking a few of those wiggling butts in seats right in this room.

Yes, I have. And I'm very happy about that. And you're all very special people who remind me of a very special friend of mine named Lana. Lana is a beautiful, voluptuous brunette with big brown eyes that sparkle as she flirts.

And Lana loves to flirt, really. She has a couple of boyfriends, but she enjoys her gal pals just as much, if not more sometimes. And she loves to party. But she can be fierce when crossed, though she's quick to forgive.

And if you please her, which might involve bringing her bonbons, or it might involve worshipping her booty, or her voluptuous boobies, or her feet or her hands, she loves body worship. But if you're out of line, she might chastise you, or coldly ignore you, or hurt you, but she won't kill you. And you learn your lesson well, you know?

In many ways, Lana is a great peacemaker. She brings her friends and enemies. She doesn't really have enemies, because she makes enemies into friends very quickly. Together, she brings friends, strangers.

She makes peace in her community. And she supports her fellow community members. In many ways, Lana is just like a lot of wonderful women that are here at Domcon, that we all know. But Lana is not a woman, nor even a human being.

Lana is a bonobo. Meet the bonobos. The make love, not war chimpanzees, who swing through the trees, as well as with each other. Yes, if you don't know a bonobo from a banana, please allow me to introduce you to the long lost queenly cousins that I bet you never knew you had.

Yes, indeed. As we address the question, what do bonobos know that we don't know? And what are apes doing at Domcon? I mean, hair doesn't exactly go with latex.

It's caught and everything. But yeah, bonobos at Domcon kind of odd on the surface, but think about it. There are many animals here. First of all, we humans are animals, of course, although we sometimes forget that we are, don't we?

And that causes us all kinds of pain, and I don't mean the good kind. We forget that we're animals. We get so involved in our human power, and it creates tremendous problems in our relationships, in our politics, in our environment. And sometimes it feels really good to just pretend you're not human, to kind of be a kitty, or a pushy, or a puppy, or a pony, or a lion, or a tiger, a bear.

It feels good to release your inner animal, and it is good to get in touch with your animal nature, you know? I mean, humans have messed up in a lot of ways. I think that's particularly evident nowadays. It's in the fake news.

It's in the real news, you know? We need some help, I think. And I think we can get that help if we look around us, from each other, from all the animals, really. All the animals have something to teach us.

I think we can see that on all of our friends' pet videos on Facebook. And Bonobos can teach us the most. Really, they can. Uh-huh. I can almost hear you cynically thinking, really.

Why would that be? And you know, I appreciate it. You're a little skeptical. You're not a sucker.

You don't go for that fake news, right? You're smart. So I'm not going to give you fake news. I'm not going to give you alternative facts.

I'm going to give you some real facts. Remember those? Real facts that we've learned from science. Some of us marched for science.

So here we are. We're going to learn what do Bonobos know that humans, like us, maybe ought to know about sex, about love, about relationships, about politics, yes,

about sharing resources, about taking care of the sick, about empowering the females, about BDSM. Yeah. Bonobos do practice a kind of BDSM Bonobo style.

More about that later. We're going to learn what do Bonobos know that we ought to know. But first, here are five things that we know about Bonobos. Okay?

Take notes. You'll be tested. So, number one, Bonobos are very close to us. Very close.

Genetically speaking, for all you science marchers, they are over 98% genetically similar to us. They're at least as close as common chimps. A lot of primatologists say they are closer,

the closest non-human animal to human. And that ain't no alternative fact. That's a science fact. But say you're not into science.

Okay, okay, okay. You can, you know, be spiritual and just look into their eyes. Maybe you can see them on this film, actually, which is not exactly synced to my talk.

It's just here to give you a feeling of life in Bonoboville, which is a lot like life in LA, but with more hair and less hairspray. Right.

This ain't no monkey business. Matter of fact, does anyone know the difference between apes and monkeys? Yes, Clemi.

Are you playing with your hair? Oh, you don't know the difference between apes and monkeys? There's a few differences. Captain Max, what's the difference between apes and monkeys?

Apes have no tails. I mean, we have booty, we are apes, and you call this a tail. Come back to my tail, please.

Yeah, there we go. In my damask tail-hugging catsuit. We kind of call it a tail, but obviously it doesn't have a thing coming out of it.

Like monkeys, monkeys have tails. They're also just not as close to us in a myriad of ways. Bonobos are very, very close to us. That's number one.

Number two, they have a lot of sex with a capital X. Yeah, can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? Because a lot of that sex is initiated by the females.

We'll get more to that in a moment. But it's all kinds of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions. Really, just hanging from the vines and tumbling down the hill, all kinds of things.

And not just doggy style, but face-to-face, like you can see. Most animals, I mean, I think all but human animals do it doggy style, you know?

But bonobos do it face-to-face. And sometimes it's quick, you know? It's fun. Like play.

And sometimes it's like a tantric, you know, sex practice with two people just looking into each other's eyes. Or like they're in love. I mean, this is how bonobos often have sex,

looking at each other like this. And yeah, maybe some of them have been married 25 years. No, actually none of them have. Bonobos are very polyamorous.

They're swingers in more ways than one. They swing through the trees as well as with each other. And they have all the infinite possibilities of partnership because they are, for one of a better word, bisexual.

I mean, you could say they're pansexual actually, which is a little more accurate because their Latin name is panpaniscus. Yes, named after the great horny god pan.

Yes, indeed. So sex is an important part of the bonobo way. And then number three, femdoms rule bonoboville.

Yes, indeed. That is a fact. Not an alternative fact. It's a regular fact.

And it's really quite amazing because every other great ape, including common chimps, including humans really are run by the males.

And, you know, the males get the most sex if they're the top males, the so-called top alpha males. As we all know, some tops really should be on the bottom. To be a good top, you often should be a bottom first.

And a lot of these kind of tops aren't. They're just alpha males. And they and their buddies get the best sex and the best food, often by raping the females.

Well, that doesn't happen in bonoboville because the ladies are in charge. Yeah. Females rule bonoboville

gently but firmly. And that keeps the males gentle but firm. It works. We will discuss that.

But I just want to say that it's not just the young and fertile females. Although they have a good time and they have a lot of say.

And they're very important. But the older bonobo females are not forgotten women. Milfs rule bonoboville, really. The mature females, the moms and their girlfriends

rule bonoboville. More on that later, too. But we got to get to number... What number am I on?

Four. Am I on four? Four. Okay.

One, two. Oh, yeah. Four. This is amazing. No bonobo has ever been seen

killing another bonobo in the wild or captivity. That's right. It seems to have something to do with all the sex.

It's something that primatologists have observed and it's quite a miracle because, of course, among every other great ape culture, including humans,

there is murder and war. But none among bonobos. Now, maybe because they are smart in a human sort of way,

we could teach them how to kill. We could put a gun in their hands or a knife. And I don't know.

I hope we don't teach bonobos how to kill before they teach us how to make peace through pleasure because they can.

They can teach us this. And we can learn this. And now I think I'm up to number five. Right?

Bonobo males are very happy about all of this. It's not like they're like, oh, the ladies, the ladies,

I'm having my masculinity usurped. You know, we got to have a male backlash. No, they have enjoyable lives, especially when you compare them

to their grumpy old ape counterparts. Bonobos stay youthful longer and they have much less stress than these angry and paranoid,

I mean, they're not even paranoid. They're genuinely fearful, the common chimps, because they could get killed. There's a lot of murder and war.

Not as much as humans, but there is some in common chimps though. And there's something about no murder and war and there's something about something else.

We go back to number two. What was number two? Why do you think these Bonobo males are so happy? Sex!

Yes, Gypsy, they have a lot of sex. Right, Jackie, they get laid a lot by confident, dominant females who take them in ways

that so many males really enjoy. You know, teach them. Show them the ropes. And yeah, punish them if they're bad,

but no killing. And through this, they make a kind of peace through pleasure

and femdom power. So, yeah. Peace through pleasure with a little bit of pain.

And yeah, there is a little bit of pain because pain and pleasure are very close neighbors. And Bonobos, well, Jackie shows us this

on the Dr. Susan Block show quite a bit, but the Bonobos also show us this. They have rough play and they sometimes kind of hurt each other

but they don't kill each other. That's the discipline part of their BDSM. So, how do they do it?

And can we do it too? I say we can. I mean, I don't know if we will. You know, that I don't know.

I'm just a humble sex therapist. You know, a banana lady. And I'm putting this out there. But I don't know if we will

practice the Bonobo way. But I know that we can. I researched this in my crazy banana lady way.

And yeah, I think we can. And I think we got to try in these tough times, you know, to save our sex lives,

to save our communities, to save our planet, maybe. It seems to be what's at stake. And the Bonobo way,

yeah, it is a way that just might save us

from greedy pussy grabbers with tiny little hands and big missile fetishes.

Right. Here he is. The orange-plumed baboon and his family of baboons.

And I want to express my sincere apologies to baboons. They are not as bad. So this says

make America eat again. Because with Trump policies we'll all be starving. Not very Bonobo.

A lot of the Bonobo way is based on everybody getting enough to eat. They're in that resource-rich

rainforest. And America is full of resources. But if, you know, just 1% of the people hog

all the resources then what do you have? You have the conditions

of common chip bill. Yes, you do. You don't have the abundance. I have a limited amount of time.

Okay. Okay, we're changing the tape. I see I haven't talked for an hour yet, right? Okay, good.

So I've got 3 minutes and play spotter. Where was I? Okay, now I have 2 minutes.

Okay, so now, yes. You know,

the Bonobo way has saved my sex life. So this gives you incentive to come back after the break.

They're a little bit about my sex life. Yeah. And, you know, the things we talk about, political action,

female empowerment, marching for science, marching for sex, the Bonobos can support us in that.

And how much time do we have? One minute. You know,

whether you're into femdom values because you believe it's good for society

or because it turns you on. Yeah. Or because it's a good business,

like my dad would say. You know, this is the largest convention of professionals, so it's a good business.

Or because you really think it is good for the environment. Or it's just your style, you know, you've been like this

since you were on the playground. You're a strong Amazon woman. Or you're a guy who releases his feminine side.

So whatever your motive, the femdoms of Bonoboville are here to support you

in ways that you're going to learn after our break. Do you mean that?

Thank you, thank you. I'll be back. So don't come yet and don't go away. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block

and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a Bonobo sutra of positions including face to face. But it's not just

how Bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating

the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are

and partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human,

even being humane, Bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us

and more specifically to you. Is your inner Bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into

the hot, natural sex energy within you, that you would? So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain.

You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that?

Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days?

So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for Bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing, the real Bonobos are highly endangered. So a portion of all book sales go to Bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild Bonobos from extinction. Read the Bonobo Way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times.

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Hey, darling girl. I love you. That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web.

And now, here she is. Dr. Susan Block. Welcome back to my rehearsal. This is the Bonobo Way,

the femdoms of the wild, the talk. Spoiler alert. Don't watch it if you want to be surprised. Yeah.

And if you're coming to DomCon, which you should be, you should come to DomCon and you should release your inner animal

with latex. I know. It's kind of strange. It's so unanimal, but at the same time,

I have to say it is releasing my inner animal. This is the first time on this rehearsal that I'm wearing this fabulous

Damascus cat suit. Thank you, mistress Isabella Sinclair. And I am wearing fetish factory gauntlets. Y'all know I love gauntlets.

You know, they're a little dusty, gypsy, Jackie. Could you please lube up my arms? Please. I'm a little dusty.

I want to be shiny. Maybe I should stand up for you here at DomCon in my big boots. I don't know who made these boots,

so you don't get to know either. But yeah. Lube me up, girls. Mmm.

That feels so good. Yeah, I feel like Queen Lana being worshipped and adored

and lubricated. Mmm. Very nice. Fashion is a very important part of fetish.

Mmm-hmm. Yes, indeed. And you know, the bonobos are into that to some extent.

You know, not with actual clothes. But with something called grooming. Grooming.

Very important to bonobos. And it's kind of the liaison between sex and not sex

is grooming. But yeah, bonobos do a lot more grooming than any other great apes.

And bonobos are the femme-doms of the wild. Yes. And that's why we're here

at DomCon. And this is a rehearsal, so I just took a break. So I was just, you know, saying

that whether you're here because you just feel that the femme-dom way

is the way to a better world, maybe democracy now. Right? There is something to that.

And by the way, it's not, we wouldn't do it like the guys. We wouldn't hog all the power. We're not big

babies. Usually we take care of babies. And this is a baby.

It's also a big dick head with a micro penis. Right? Okay, so stay down.

Democracy now, that's one reason that you might be interested in what is this femme-dom power all about?

Another reason might be just that it turns you on. Maybe it's not even what you believe in. Maybe you're even a Trump

supporter. Lord knows and lady knows. I have a lot of clients and people that even come

to our Bonoboville who are Trump supporters, but who support and love femme-doms.

So there's a little contradiction there, but what are we humans if not contradictory?

And yeah, we gotta be sometimes to go to church and yet have fun with ourselves. So yeah, or it might be

just be your style, which is why a lot of you are here, those of you who are into this, lifestyle is your style.

This is what you feel the femme-dom way. It's for you. You don't know if it's going to be for politics, but it's for your life.

And that's important. And then like I said, my dad's favorite it's a good business.

It's the other side of the coin that almost became the coin.

I mean, yeah, you know, a woman actually won the popular vote brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Can I hear an A

woman? A woman won. So this isn't just some underground thing, but yeah,

somehow we have the orange bloomed baboon

with apologies to baboons and the whole baboon family you know naughty, naughty, naughty

this is my trumpocalypse therapy. I take this big penis pillow with a trump head around

and whack it. All right, back to your dungeon. So comedy is

very healing even if it only makes you laugh. It's okay. It's therapeutic even if it only makes you laugh.

So yeah yep we've had some electoral dysfunction

and we need a little antidote and all this

femdom talk is great. Lifestyle you know turn on

democracy now but how about when some big

misogynistic hyper masculine baboon says yeah, but that's not the natural way of things yeah, but you know

the natural way of things is that we're killer apes and that the strong will survive

and the strong will rule that's the law of the jungle that's the killer ape paradigm

that's what they call it you know college paradigm it's the killer ape model it's the model of these

huff and puff and you know killer ape guys trumpet around and getting

their way out of brute force and intimidation and yes common chimps actually do this

quite a bit so there's a reason for it and baboons do it but baboons of course are

monkeys not apes but a lot of anthropologists love baboons I got a story for you about baboons

but the killer ape is one way to look at us that we're natural born killers

and that the only force for us to reckon with is male brute force

is rough and tough gun totan force and that somehow

surrender to the femdom power of the female the softer

but just as powerful in this other way force just as powerful

this femdom power there's this idea that it's like weird

that it's not natural that it's humiliating that it's embarrassing than anybody that wants to worship a woman

or worship the female principle which is you know because I mean men

women men are not from Mars women are not from Venus we're talking a lot about female principles and real women

all of it and to worship this to surrender to this is somehow unnatural and humiliating

and you gotta be called names for it I mean I think you know what I'm talking about some of you

I know as a sex therapist I hear from a lot of people mostly guys

who want to get in touch with their feminine side and feel that they gotta be humiliated for that and you know there's nothing wrong

with a little humiliation game it's part of BDSM and maybe you know some people like this

maybe you are like this like you feel that you can't get in touch with your feminine side you can't surrender

you can't have a really good orgasm unless somebody calls you a name maybe a name

that has to do with women like pussy or cunt or sissy sissy's kind of mixed

but yeah I have this example I have so many clients as a sex therapist who struggle with this

because on the one hand it turns them on and on the other hand it bothers them so let's call this guy Billy

Billy says call me a pussy humiliate me and I say why is that

humiliating women have pussies it's a part of a woman's body it's like a it's a compliment to call you a pussy

to say you have a pussy or to call you a pussy that's not an insult, that's not humiliation maybe if I call you a pig

okay or a trumper okay that's humiliating maybe a baboon

with all apologies to baboons baboons are alright, we'll see how baboons are alright in a little bit but

yeah you know I mean it's not Billy's fault because

we grow up this way we grow up hearing it on the playground and in the boxing ring and on the wrestling mat

and at the gun range and out at war and in the boardroom and we hear it

guys hear it mostly you're a pussy, don't be a pussy it's powerful so you know it's complicated

so sometimes you really want to be a pussy but you feel really bad about it so you have to be humiliated for it

and sometimes you embrace it you embrace your feminine side I think a lot of people do that here at a Dom Con

there's these parades of people and there's a little bit of humiliation yeah there's a little you know walking around with a chain

and in petticoats or what have you but I mean it's not it's not super humiliation

because you're out in front of the people you're not in the closet that's when you're really humiliated

yeah so uh so yeah I got all discombobulated

because my captain told me I had to move forward I was up against the curtain I will not have to worry about this

when I do the actual talk this is a completely irrelevant worry that I am now totally worried about

and I forgot where I was so excuse me everyone I'm very very sorry alright so I'm talking about this stuff

this femdom stuff and it is not something I picked up from

Reed and Gloria Steinem it's not some Kellyanne con job it's not an alternative fact

it's a real fact that femdoms rule Bonoboville and do so

with peace through pleasure and uh I'm not saying that this is a blueprint for

you to live exactly by you don't have to

sleep in trees and eat bugs you know you don't have to have sex with everybody you know

although I know some of you would like that so you might want to consider it but you don't have to have sex with everybody

you know and yeah I mean you don't have to take it

like totally literally but there are some basic steps

there are some basic tenets of the Bonobo way and yeah peace through pleasure

and femdom power and BDSM in

Bonoboville now by the way when I use the term Bonoboville I use it in different ways

sometimes I mean like the bonobos in the jungle in the Congo and uh that you see on the film when it's playing

and sometimes I mean the bonobos like in the zoo where Lana and met Lana and uh there's some other bonobos

down there in the San Diego Zoo and sometimes I mean like a human Bonoboville

like our Bonoboville in West LA where we run a business

and we try to help people with exploring and expressing their sexuality peacefully

and productively and enjoyably and we also do a show and

you know we have the occasional orgy but we cook together a lot and

we have a garden and we call it Bonoboville and we support each other we often say we couldn't afford each other

any other way and Domcon is a kind of Bonoboville you know a temporary Bonoboville

although there's an excitement about it all year round people from all over the world who support each other both

literally and financially you know and spiritually, emotionally

there's a lot of friends here it is a Bonoboville and it's a place where you can express your sexual

self in a way that you probably

can't anywhere else you know that's the nature of a Bonoboville

so you should come visit our Bonoboville sometime and in the meantime we're going to enjoy this Bonoboville

and yes BDSM Bonobo style because

freedom is the greatest Aphrodisiac right? freedom, march for freedom freedom is the greatest Aphrodisiac

but restraint is a close second restraint is so much fun in different ways

restraint you know a lot of people think of restraint as shackles and ropes and that's a great form of restraint

you know there's a lot of great vendors here featuring that sort of restraint gags and

harnesses but there's also a restraint in just

life I have a heckler in the back wow who's back there

oh ecor and who's with ecor oh no I can't stand a beautiful lady that I don't know

interrupting me while I'm trying to just think about my talk

alright beautiful lady don't look too much at me now come on up and sit in the front don't sit back there I'll squint

and try to see you come on up here because otherwise I'm going to be squinting and going

have you ever been here before oh you have oh then who cares oh okay no no no you're actually not at all boring but that's a little reassuring

that you've been here before because this is a totally different kind of experience than bonoboville I was just talking about

bonoboville as you're walking in but I wasn't like doing the bonoboville thing because I am practicing

a talk what is your name Bridget Bridget Bado

yes we we love the French right now they are very very nice the French give us hope

like the bonobo absolutely and anyway where was I let's see so I'm trying to

practice this talk and I will get to the end of it and I'm hoping or I don't know if I'm hoping I don't have interruptions like this when I actually

do the talk no no no it's okay it's e-course fault we will spank him for that no we love e-course

so so where was I alright oh yeah BDSM so

you know I love this BDSM story and it it was revealed to me as not a BDSM

story but as a trust game but maybe in you know the liberal enclaves

of the world now trust game and BDSM are very similar right they are so primatologist

Isabelle bank tells this story of this female bonobo who is

holding the testicles of a male bonobo in her hand

now you remember that bonobo males are bigger and stronger than the females

and they have fangs which the females lack so you know this is a very

big risk that this bonobo female is taking this femdom bonobo

but she's having fun and you know what so is he he is having fun in fact

she's like squeezing his you know royal congo nuts and they're kind of big

bonobo balls are big and she's walking around in a circle and actually much faster than I can walk

in high heels she's kind of running around and he has to go with her at the same pace or else you know

she could rip them off he's got to go with her he's got to follow her and he does and this is the trust game

he puts his trust in her that she won't rip them off that she will keep pace with him that she knows she's got

his vulnerable congo nut sack in her hand and then

lo and behold she returns his trust and has sex with him on her terms

so it's a little BDSM bonobo style kind of reminds me of like CBT you know

cock and ball torture bonobo style but in this case he's a good boy he goes along

with this and he gets his reward he gets some sex so like I said

these bonobo boys even when they're boys they're stronger than the females they got bangs

what gives this bonobo female such confidence to take his balls in her hand

to like she's got her man by the balls literally how does she have that confidence you know confidence is so important

we're all trying to get it fake it you know feel it

and bonobo females have it and we should take a little advice on this score

does anyone know why bonobo females have such confidence okay

you're all gonna flunk better get this right during the talk alright female solidarity

one bonobo female against one male well he would overpower her

that's how it goes in the jungle but bonobo females stick together so two

and they'll probably overpower him and three and it's ladies night yeah so you know

and the boys are okay with it they kinda get into the groove because really

in common chimp bill the boys are getting killed some of them do well the trumps

for a little while until they get theirs yep but the boys you know in bonobo bill

they enjoy being a little bit dominated they share the power with the females the boys are always the ones that are

like defending the perimeters stuff like that but deciding who gets what food that's the ladies prerogative

not in common chimp bill the males decide the males like this because not only do they get sex

with nice sexy powerful older females but they also have sex

with each other a little penis fencing angar and rump rubbing

and oral sex anal sex I mean really you name it they have it and massage

and hugs lots of hugs and it all creates peace through pleasure

with a little bit of pain that's right that's why that bonobo boy liked having his balls pulled on a little bit

you know as long as he got his reward so yeah so there's solidarity that's why the females

have power and so how do they achieve this solidarity it seems like sisterhood but actually they're not

bonobo females migrate at puberty so they they're like these young gals that come into a new neighborhood

and they have to suck up to the older females in order to find out

where do you get your toiletries where do you meet the guys where do you sleep

where do you do this the females, the older ones help them along and

they become very good friends they're strangers who become very good friends and what makes their friendship so good

class what makes their friendship so good gypsy the camaraderie but why are they comrades

I mean you know they're not related well yeah that's the end result but why why do they like each other so much

they have sex, thank you Clemi spoken by a true lesbian although they're bisexual really bonobo females

love to have sex with the boys but they love to have sex with each other and they do fall in love with each other

they really do they diddle each other they love each other they do this thing

that the primatologists call genito-genital rubbing

gg-rubbing but I prefer the bugandu people who call it

hoka-hoka because it sounds like a bonobo tango instead of slow cheek-to-cheek though

it's quick boba-to-boba action it's kind of like a twerking duet or something it's really

twerk-for-peace with the bonobos yeah they do, they do I don't know where my video went but you would see them twerking for peace

all over the place they rubbed their big pussies against each other can I say pussies in the Hilton

I just did earlier yeah, I did so they rubbed these vulvas and clitorises together

and they had these gigantic orgasms that sometimes make them fall out of their tree but they're like cats

they know how to land and they grab that branch, they do and

yes, hoka-hoka female-female oh, here we go we got some

sounds no visual though hoka-hoka lubricates life in Bonoboville

between the females so they get this camaraderie, they get something to do together, let's like eat grass and hoka-hoka

let's they don't actually smoke it but when they eat it they have been known to

chew on certain medicinal plants for medicinal reasons the Bonobos and actually common chimps do that

so why not do that and hoka-hoka too yes, Ecor, you have a question I haven't opened up the talk to questions

that's okay you've already stepped into it they do have cunnilingus they have a lot of cunnilingus actually

they can do cunnilingus for hours now if you are not a cunning linguist then you should watch the Bonobos

actually my first experience seeing Bonobos I saw a long-term cunnilingus performed on my girlfriend Lana

yes and she just lay him back and it was a guy in this case and her girlfriend was nearby

there were three of them and they were kind of in this very emotional threesome in different directions

and you know she's laying there and he's just his name was Junior he was just lick lick lick lick

and just in this rhythm like I said it's very tantric it's the Bonobo Sutra they get so into it

it's not like they're thinking about doing laundry and they're not thinking about they might be thinking about politics I was going to say they're not thinking about politics

they do have a politics they do but there's no fake news so

so this is going to take a lot longer ok so yes all that female female sex

is actually a great warm up for male female sex it's one of the reasons that Bonobo females are very aggressive

with the males because all that diddling gets them horny for a little you know

what the males got right it's like ok ok ok hey god I want some

and that's what makes the world go around so yeah speaking of which I want to wish everyone

here including Conrad Hilton and Paris Hilton a merry merry masturbation month

because May is masturbation month and Bonobos masturbate

all the great apes and monkeys for that matter lots of animals masturbate Bonobos are into the masturbation

though quite a bit and maybe they also get into that in almost a tantric way meditatively

especially at the zoo where there's a little bit of loneliness because they're in prison and they do more masturbating and less congregating than in the wild

but happy masturbation month and yeah celebrate celebrate not here not now

ok this is the Hilton well now you could we're in Bonobos but when we actually do it

I gotta warn people that it's the Hilton gotta remind them right that's what hotel rooms are for I am

I'm in my Damascus cat suit I'm in gold for trumpy and golden showers I'm ready

for the golden shower dawn so um so yeah

do it in the room tease and denial right tease and denial you don't wanna have everything at once

right that's part of BDSM actually it's a very nice part of BDSM you know that I think a lot of people gravitate towards

is it does extend foreplay and Bonobos love to extend foreplay so does BDSM

you know other things do like shopping yeah dinner you know

but I was like dinner too they like to mix food and sex but you know the BDSM thing I just wanna say something

that's kinda I don't know you tell me if you think it's deep both BDSM and the Bonobo way

channel violent urges into peace through pleasure

and this is very deep because the common chimps don't do this they channel their violent urges into violence

into killing and raping and a kind of war and Bonobos

they have violent feelings they are not angels they're animals

like us and they have animal rage they get upset about a lot of things

and they channel it in different ways sometimes into peacemaking really grooming until all their hair comes out

in fact that's one reason in the zoo a lot of them their hair comes out more than in the wild maybe they need it more in the wild

and in the zoo they're in prison but we love the zoo we have mixed feelings about the zoo honestly we'll talk about that later

ok so bonobos are not angels they take a lot of the feelings that we have a lot of the jealousy

and the anger and the rage what happened I will have some anger and rage in a moment

because the camera went out ok we need to just stop and take a sip of water

yes ok but I'm taking a sip of water is what I'm doing because ok

are we on again little dicks are good for a lot of things like sucking water out of a straw

so it just went out Abe what do you think that is and this

brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners is real life this ain't no fake news this is reality

this ain't no Kellyanne Conjab this is the Dr. Susan Block rehearsal and this is bonoboville

and we have drop-ins hey core woohoo so ok

I was just talking about how bonobos are not angels, they're animals just like us and they have violent urges

and they have figured out a way to convert that into peace through pleasure female power

bonobo BDSM different ways to talk about it but basically the question of course in a lot of people's minds

is there are another species right so how can humans

do that can we go bonobos and I think we can

I don't know if we will and one way I know we can is because if a bunch of baboons could go bonobos so can we

so I want to tell you a story about some baboons so

these baboons there's two troops one troop is called forest troop they're in the forest

and they're like typical baboons studied by this great great primatologist Robert Sapolsky so these baboons they're run by

males of course and they're very violent and they're very war like they make war on other baboon tribes and they rape the women

all the time I mean the females well they're women you know and they kick the children around and they take

the males all take the best food for themselves they're greedy they take everything for themselves and the females I mean somehow

it's a species that has been around for a while and I like I said earlier I'm not going to you know even when I call Trump a baboon

I feel that is an insult to baboons but anyway they're pretty rough and this forest troop was a very rough troop

but they were not even as rough as this other troop that Robert Sapolsky was studying that

were very rough because they had something to fight over and that something was food

really really a lot of junk food that was thrown out in this Kenyan guest house in their backyard

and they threw out you know all this leftover pizza and hamburger and spare ribs and ice cream

and what have you and these baboons that Sapolsky dubbed garbage dump troop

feasted on all this wonderful junk and forest troop came in and they go whoa we're here too

and they start fighting and killing each other and eating and being greedy and oh just getting

fatter on this food and not letting the females have any and not letting the more

well you could say the nice guys than the males that were not as the alpha males the beta males not letting them have any

and not letting the children have any and they're eating all this food and fighting and killing each other and not grooming

by the way because who has time to groom when you've got all that tasty trash to fight over so they're baboon fighting

and then suddenly one day everything changes

everything what happened was those Kenyan guest house bus boys

they threw some tainted meat into the garbage dump and all the alpha males

that fed from forest troop and garbage dump troop on this fabulous meat

that they wouldn't let anybody else eat they all died of tuberculosis they're all dead suddenly within days

and the females and the nice guys that didn't want to fight the draft dodgers

you know the ladies men that like grooming and the children were left

these were the survivors and they built a new kind of baboon community

where grooming and sex and peace through pleasure was paramount in a way these baboons

went bonobos as much as a baboon can do but Sapolsky said it was as if

baboons had sprouted wings the fact that the guys were grooming each other that the guys

were allowing the females to run things that they were sharing the power it was a miracle

to him this is a baboon expert but it happened and then a greater miracle was not only that it happened

but that it stayed like that for 20 years because baboon boys are the migrators and they go into the town so it's like

these tough guys coming into town saying all right lady lay down I'm gonna rape ya and you're a wimpy guy

I'm gonna whack ya you'd think they would pummel the nice guys and the females but they didn't

when they came into the forest troop area the females stuck together

and the males that were nice and they said hey that's not how we do things here we are peaceful

and we let the females choose their sex apartments or something like that in baboon talk I don't know but rates of grooming skyrocketed

rates of violence plummeted peace through pleasure and harmony reigned for 20 years even with the infiltrations from these other

you know bad boy trumpers I mean baboons was that a joke see it's not a joke

and it is something I have to apologize to baboons for because the trumpers are so much

I don't know lower on the food chain I guess so yeah so

if a bunch of baboons can go bonobos why can't we right

why can't we empower females why can't we make peace through pleasure why can't we support sexuality

and you know we are programmed but we can deprogram

and that is one of the purposes

of my 12 step program whoa yes this is my cute little sign

only the good boys get the gifts that the bad girls bestow so yes there is a handy dandy

12 step program right in this book that's the book

not the banana and hmm so 12 steps am I going to go through all 12 of these steps

real fast or should I do it like real alright

because I mean I don't know this is the part about how you can go bonobos this is the practical part

everybody wants practical advice so this is the practical part you don't have to put on your primatologist

pith helmet anymore you can relax and satin sheets so but the first

the first step in this 12 step program that is really the anti-program is to see the bonobos

which actually you've been doing on this screen when they've been playing which they will be doing throughout the talk but

yeah you see the bonobos and you know but still seeing them in real life is better so do that

2. be a bonobo what does that mean release your inner bonobo you know

be more bonobo be more of all those things that we talked about peace through pleasure female empowered everything that goes along with this

and I guess it's number 2 because it doesn't involve anybody but you you don't have to open up to the community it's just something inside of you

you can just do it when you masturbate or better yet mediate which is a combination of masturbate and meditate

makes it more yoga bonobos seem to do it all the time they're like really tuning in

as they turn on so yeah what are the other ones 3. go bonobos in bed

use it or lose it baby be sex yeah gotta have some sex one way or another it's not always in bed

sometimes it's right on this floor but you know you gotta have sex in your life it keeps you young

and the bonobos show you that it's a very important part of great ape life helps you keep the peace

so what is the next one 4 4 what is 4 4 is what

outer course is in right bonobos are really into that outer course they're rubbing that lube all over each other's bodies

they love outer course they actually only spend like a few seconds on intercourse really but outer course is in it's very safe sex BDSM has a lot

of outer course ok number 5 is mix food and sex this is fun good eating

while eating but be careful this could be one of those things that you shouldn't use as a blueprint or you'll get indigestion ok

number 6 explore the so called opposite sex within you

men are not from Mars women are not from Venus we're all from this wild beautiful sexual planet earth

and we're far more alike than we're different it behooves us to balance ourselves in some way you know

and yeah Jung talks about that right the anima the animus it's a lot of fun and it's very bonobo the females

they're in touch with their masculine side the males are in touch with their feminine side but it doesn't make them any less of a male or any less of a female it's cool

ok I'm looking at this but it's not actually here ok so 7 is 7 is lucky 7 peace through pleasure make peace through pleasure

that's the key that's the most important thing so that we don't blow ourselves up and also in your household so that you have a little peace you know

so that you're not throwing bottles at each other right captain max right you gotta have a little peace through pleasure that's what it's really about the home front

domestic right make our bedroom great again that's what you gotta do every night

make your bedroom great again and then it ripples it's got the ripple effect you know I mean we talk about

Trump being a baboon I'm not sure if he has a tail but millennia has not been sleeping with him lately not during the week there's a problem

so ok make peace through pleasure that's how it goes so

number 8 is practice ethical hedonism you don't have to be religious religion does not give you your morality

your actual morality comes from deep within you if you can hear it if you can pay attention to it

if you stop cutting yourself off from your animal nature animals take care of each other especially us great apes especially bonobos

they take care of each other there's a hedonic kindness is what Dr. Frans de Waal calls it

and it's natural it might be something you have to learn to get in touch with and to explore

and to have confidence that it will pay back that you'll get something that it maybe is better for you and the world

than greed you know it takes practice cause we're taught we have to be greedy to get anything

but really hedonic kindness that's our natural way that's the bonobo way ethical hedonism

you have to have fun you can't just be doing it because it's a charity or some sort doing it because it's fun

hedonic kindness doing good makes you feel good okay so I know yeah so number it's not there

number nine is be bonobo friendly right be bonobo friendly bonobos love their friends

but they love strangers actually more so we need to be bonobo friendly with the stranger welcome them in

ten create your own bonoboville or help somebody develop theirs and make it yours

bonoboville is our community bonobos need a community so do common chimps and so do humans

I mean there are communities of violence you know military is one of the prison industrial complexes quite a community

um you know there's a lot of communities built on the killer ape paradigm but the bonobos are built on

the femdom peace through pleasure paradigm the bonobo paradigm and

that's bonoboville so number eleven is swing through life be adaptable

I'm trying to swing through this talk and number twelve is my favorite swinging as I am through this talk I must dwell

on number twelve because it's save the bonobos save ourselves we got to save the bonobos because they're highly endangered

and uh they'll go extinct if we don't save them because of human encroachment not because they're

so peaceful like certain kind of anti-bonobo people have said that's not

the case they've been around for hundreds of thousands of years in the rainforest with no problem but now that we're decimating the rainforest

and shooting them like bushmeat as bushmeat yeah they're dying out and we have to save them and

the bonobo lolia bonobo bonobo conservation initiative bonobo project are all helping to save the bonobos

they're all on our website on blackbonobofoundation.org as well as in your books the bonobo way so give what you can

donate get involved these are our living paradigms for

democracy now for a peace through pleasure society but if we let them die out

they're not a living paradigm they're like dinosaurs they're gone and we have to save the whales and the owls

and you know there's a lot to save I guess I'm doing my bonobo pitch because these are our kissing cousins

and we need to help them and then they will help us because they are reciprocal and they will teach us

if we help them and if we don't teach them to kill they will teach us how not to kill if we pay attention

like good students so at universities I do book signings

but it's dom con baby I'm going to do a book spanking

so who's going to put their ass up against my book just for you know shits and giggles for right now alright

it's all good alright we got a line up hello Bridget

welcome to the bonobo way so I think what we should do is somebody should lift that chair up for me

so I can get a load off because there's many different ways to give a book spanking

you can do it on your hands and knees I mean you would be on your hands so turn it around actually so you know no

yeah that's good you're going to get a spanking for that alright okay so I'm going to sit in this now

so we have to coordinate our camera moves now I'm going to sit here

because I've been walking around like a refugee okay

so now camera people what angle should she go across my knee this way five

minutes alright please my dear go across my knee

down, down, down yes that works alright so I'm just going to hold the book there

for a moment and examine the goods now we're in the Hilton hotel

now if we were in the Hilton hotel no no no we're actually not we're in Bonoboville so all is well

all is well but I hope you come to see me at the Hilton hotel

and if you do perhaps you will remember to wear your panties my dear and

I would like a photograph of this moment actually can we have some photographers please where are my photographers

alright so now where's my photographers back there

Abraham oh he's coming because right now I have the

lovely luscious Brigitte of the Bardot

family and you know Brigitte Bardot actually is a great

lover of bonobos she's an animal lover in general and she donated

a bonobo playground to Lola Yabanobo Brigitte Bardot so this is for Brigitte Bardot

yes you either read the bonobo way or get spanked by it be well read

or get well read in the tush alright so

this is a very nice books banking and we will do more of these in our talk

because I won't be interrupted so often so I'm going to get to these fabulous books bankings and you should be there Brigitte

you have a very spankable ass alright so I would also normally ask for questions right now

but yeah you know I don't know that I have time for questions am I going to try to sew it up right now

I'm out of tape so I'm not on the tape anymore or I'm three minutes okay

so go forth and go bonobos yes indeed you know

march for science march for single payer healthcare march for women march for sex

march for well sanity right

and understand that the femdom bonobos are here to support you that's right that doesn't mean they're going to pay your rent

I wish but it does mean that they will support you when you get challenged by these hyper masculine

you know orange plume baboons with apologies to baboons so

practice the bonobo way have a great time and thank you very much

I should say spank you very much right spank you very much you've been a wonderful audience oh well

so you made me end soon well then I'll just keep spanking oh yes you have a very spankable

bottom and yeah I'm wearing well actually these gloves are from fetish factory

and this outfit which you can't really see is from dimas oh you can see the the knees of this

sexy slinky cat suit from dimas and I'll be a dom con baby with mistress

cyan and everybody you know if you're tuned in live right now it'll be this coming Saturday

high noon femdoms of the wild the bonobo way and I'll also be at the opening night with

goddess phoenix and everybody yeah we're going to have so much fun you've got to join us at dom con

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