Penthouse Confessions

Full transcript of Penthouse Confessions on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

listening to Radio Susie One on the worldwide web and now here she is Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers, sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, professors and porn stars, penthouse pets and wild beasts. All you children of sex and we are all children of sex with a capital X. We

may or may not be children of God. We may or may not be children of Jesus. Allah, Brahma, Ramadhamma, Buddha, the Goddess or the girl next door. But one thing we know until we start cloning ourselves we are all children of sex. Can I hear an amen? Amen! Can I hear an A women? I want to welcome you to Dr.

Susie's speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant, your mistress of the airwaves, your mother, confessor and tonight is the night of confession, penthouse, confessions and yes we are here broadcasting live from the penthouse. The fourth floor we are here in the

by the graces, the muses, the goddesses and centerfolds and of the legendary living, lusty penthouse magazine and I'm very excited to have the mother confessor of the penthouse pets and a hundred of the hottest porn stars in the world and that is Laney Spicer. Welcome to the Dr. Susan Block show. Thank you for

having me. I'm so excited to have you. Have you? I don't know the night is young so you are like the presenter, the publicist, the writer, the pet whisperer, the pet whisperer, yes yes and there's a hundred confessions in here from penthouse pets, from porn stars, doms, working girls, all kinds of sex pots.

Absolutely and from all ears. And so what's up with you? You're a voyeur. I you know what I do love dirty stories. I am, I'm a story whore. You're a story whore. Yes. So the only thing missing from this book is your confession. That's true. I'll be your mother confessor. Oh my. Hmm. Where would we begin? Well what jumps into your

mind? The naughtiest thing that jumps into your mind that's real. That you did. You naughty girl. You know what one time a while ago I came back from a party. It wasn't a penthouse party. It was a party for a mainstream magazine and I met a reporter at that party. Oh those reporters. Yes, it's a reporter. It was a

newspaper reporter. I'm not going to mention the newspaper. Mixing business with pleasure. And he very nicely asked if he could drop me off at my home where I lived and I said you know it was on the way. So thank you so much and on the way we got into a car accident, a slight car accident. Oh how romantic. Yes yes

and it was okay everyone's fine and the police camera is fine but then for some reason it sexually I found myself in this bizarre state of sort of hysterical not like sort of a giggling and arousal. Oh those endorphins rushing in. Yes the endorphins rushing in and I remember without even thinking that I was interested that much

in this man. He was handsome young man but I found myself throwing myself at him in the car while we were waiting for the tow truck to come from this car accident. You hussy. Yes. And did he throw back? He sure did. Okay. As long as throw to throw. Oh yeah so I would say that was something that you know. Well you know

there was that movie crash about the excitement of an accident. So it's okay especially if nobody got hurt. Yeah no no one got hurt but I just remember the strange thrill of I'd never been in an accident before it was nothing I just maybe some whiplash on my neck but I just started giggling

hysterically and the cop was like are you okay and I said no no I'm fine and then when everything settled down I just looked at him and just all of a sudden just started kissing him. God damn you. Yes yes I guess I wanted to feel alive. Like yes you escaped death. Yes. Yes that's a very powerful after these

acts the escape of death. Absolutely. Makes you want to have a little death. The orgasm. So moving right along in my amazing cast of guests here we have the beautiful Alexis Ford welcome. Thank you for having me. So you're in here gosh with all kinds of excitement you really are and you're on the cover here let's see

variations. Yeah this is you. And you like outdoor sex. Yes. Yeah. I like I think it's a tabooness of maybe somebody is gonna see me. I don't think my headphones are working hang on I couldn't hear her before so somebody I need a new set of headphones new headphones. Okay so I can hear you now probably. Yeah. Go ahead. So yeah I

like I like to do it outside. Yeah the fresh air and vigorously I like or the public sex the public possibility of being seen probability of being seen when you do it on the balcony of like the Waldorf Astoria right where you did it. I got caught doing it there I got a nice knock at my door almost got kicked out of

the resort. Oh how could they kick you. And I love the story of you squirting all over the top of the car. Yeah then I got kicked out of a club for having sex and it was just I was just so into it and I was like you just have to bang me on right there we had the car right in front of the club. It was a little

mixture of squirting and the big load he dropped inside my pussy. So when did you first start squirting. Actually the first time I started squirting was in porn. Oh wow. Yeah so it was my first scene I ever did being signed under Adam and Eve. That's quite an entryway into into just all kinds of sexual worlds. Public sex, porn,

squirting everything. Yeah now I find that I squirt a lot more now that I kind of got in tuned with my body and how to orgasm correctly. What's your secret. You know that feeling that you're about to have like when you're about to come. Yes. I just let it go instead of like holding it in. I just push out. Is it G

spot stimulation or smacking the clip? G spot stimulation. All right. Well actually we have some penthouse toys that are I think just made for G spot stimulation. We have this whole basket of penthouse toys right here. It's amazing. Look at these beautiful toys. Have you ladies seen these toys? Aren't they gorgeous?

Okay well I think this one is is for the G spot. I'm going to introduce you two right now because you're ready to grab the toys. Yeah okay you can grab the toys and then we're going to move them so they don't block your beautiful faces. So this is Emmy. Yeah Emmy is is on the cover here right. Emily Harrison.

Addison. Addison. Addison. Right. Gotcha. Emily Addison and and oh you picked the biggest one. She likes them big. The biggest biggest. Kelly and I were talking about how they're all fairly big but that one is the giant. Yeah. No that's okay. I like that. You know go with your first instinct. Definitely. Definitely. Go with

that instinct. Absolutely. Yeah yeah so so you're on the cover. Emily Addison and and we have another cover girl right next to you. Where's that cover that I was jerking off to? Yes. There we go. Taylor Vixen. Okay look at this. Two cover girls next to each other and I've got the covers. Actually we've got three but I only have

two hands. Yeah I love cover girls yeah. So which one did you pick? Which toy? The smallest one I could find. You like small. Actually personally I like it really big but I'm just trying to hide. But that is the G-spot stimulator. Are you also a squirter? No I took the lead on her talking so I grabbed this one purposely for that. Well yeah and you're you know

you're a little bit of a late bloomer you had your first orgasm at 21 right? Yeah that's true. Yeah how did I know that? You read my book? 90s book. It's your book too sweetie. It's all your book. It is. It's all your stories. It really is and it's it's very riveting stories. They're they're full of just Olympic sex I

think. You know just the sex of the gods and the goddesses the kind of sex that a lot of people fantasize about and most people don't have. A few of us do more and more I guess. Although then again maybe they had a lot of this stuff in ancient Greece and Rome. I don't know probably. So Emily you're not in this.

I'm not. I'm fresh to penthouse. You're fresh and you're already picking the largest dildo. I like that. No that's good taste and and so I know you're classy but naughty but you know all the planet penthouse pets are right. Of course you were looking at penthouse when you're like what did you want to be when you

wrote? When I was like at 10 or 11 my friend brought a bunch of things. I'm serious I went to Catholic school and one of my best friends she brought some magnets and she's like look what I found at my uncle's house and I would take them like piano lessons and I was looking through them and was like wow this is so

cool. I would love to be one of these girls but you know I never even thought that could happen to me. I lived in Tennessee I was like yeah right. Tennessee oh I thought that's where they grew penthouse pets. Yeah so you're from Tennessee where you from? Texas. That's where they have breeding grounds for the pets right. Yes and

and you wait a second knock knock. Are you masturbating? Isn't that what your roommates would say? Yes not these roommates. I was like Holly? Is that why you're in your room all the time? Yeah my older roommates used to do that because I really would be. You really would be. Let's not talk about that because my roommates are here. But you know it's in the book. The secret is out. Everyone is going to know because everyone is going to be reading this book. Confessions of the hundred hottest porn stars and that's one of your confessions so forget it you got to have some new secrets sorry. True. Yep new secrets got to grow. Let's make some new ones. I'm going to wire up your room. Well you hear his buzzing. So now Kayla Paige. Hi. Hi. Well so you look like you just got out of high school but you're a milf. Thank you.

Yes I am. Yeah wow. And a proud milf and a horny milf. Absolutely. Setting an example for horny milfs everywhere. Yeah you know the demographic of mothers these days isn't what it used to be so why not represent for the girls that are young moms and they should be proud of being moms and being sexual too. Hey hey why not. Got to work with what you got. Absolutely. And you got to get some help from people because often that kid is like the anti-aprodisiac. So you got to get some suggestions from your fellow milfs as to how to work that. And you know how to work it. Although I you like rock stars better than porn stars. I do. Definitely. Yeah yeah I just I love musicians I can't help it. My weakness. Anybody we know. Yeah I don't mention names but I'm married to the best one ever so. Really it works. Nobody knows who you're married to. I guess we'll have to look it up on you. Hey you look very famous. Okay somebody rush me a three by five. All right then let's change subject toy. Yes please. What do we got. I have an artillery under my bed so he's probably. You like toys a lot. I do I love them. I've got ones that plug in and everything actually I introduced him to that the first time I met him. Yeah my husband.

The famous guy. Yeah okay. All right how about I like this blue one. Yeah it matches that look like I thought you were going to say it looks like your husband. Well he's not blue but yeah. Okay I like that. What do you think Holly. I like the one on the left. I think Holly's going to take the black. Oh here Holly. I think I might take them all. Holly Randall. Is there a double I can take for Holly and me. Yeah. Holly Randall is chocolates in here is what we call second generation erotic photographer. Hello. I mean your royalty. Thank you. I always forget how to pronounce your dad's name so I wrote that down. Let's see. Dad's name is Humphrey Knief Knief. Night night. Yeah. That's okay no one gets it right. No okay okay well then I won't either I'll be normal. But

Suze Randall of course well you know she's really super famous photographer worked with playboy penthouse everything you know I mean and she's your mom. She is. Wow yeah I mean what's it like growing up with her as your mom. I don't know I mean you know normalcy is relative and I think that to me it was pretty normal to grow up with the pornographer's parents but I guess it's not that usual. Well did you have other friends who had pornographer parents. No okay there you go. So what did how was did you have to explain things to them. You know people always ask me like there was never that one moment when I found out what they did for a living it was always kind of I guess I sort of knew there was never any shame in my family about it. Obviously they didn't come home and show me their work you know when I was a kid because it wasn't appropriate but it was something that was never really you know hidden from me so when I got older I did have to kind of come up with creative ways to describe my mother's

job I remember for example once in elementary school we had a project and it was to write about what our mothers did for a living and I kind of just got this look on my face and I think my teacher misunderstood the look and she said to me she goes it's okay even if your mom's a housewife they have jobs too and you can talk about that and I'm just thinking to myself like my mom's not a housewife. A morning housewife. And so I remember coming home with the project and kind of shoving it in my dad's face and being like what am I supposed to say. And so we talked about her being a glamour photographer because she actually did do some mainstream stuff very small things but those were the things that I could talk about so. Okay good I'm glad you had something to talk about and then you became a champion horsewoman. Well yeah I rode horses pretty much my whole life up until I was about 18 years old my mom is a horse fanatic to say the least.

Did you ever have sex on a horse? No that would be very difficult to do because they move. Well a lot. Fourth play? No no but I did. Did you? Yeah. Well see maybe I should have worked with you. I was riding double in front of this guy and he's just rubbing up behind me while the horse is bucking between my legs. I mean you know it's pretty hot. I obviously wasn't seeing the right guys. I don't think I even wanted to get on a horse. Okay well so this is my amazing group of guests and you know we've got these toys and we also have this stuff. This is stuff. Pleasure shots. I'm afraid of this but I'm going to try it. What is this? These are enhancements. They're actually sexual enhancements and there's a shot for men and a shot for women so it's actually made for the two different hormones of men and women and I actually, one of the great things about working in a penthouse is that you get to sample these things at work and it's work. It's actually something you have to do. Will you drink yours first? Sure. Sure. I drank this at work. Laney does this supposed to turn you on? Yes yes. Well this is for guys. What if your girl drinks a guy's one? Yeah the boys take the blue, girls take the pink and you take a shot of this and it has the effect as if you had actually a couple of, like maybe like two glasses of good red wine where

you feel sort of flushed and it doesn't, that's what's great about it. The cops aren't going to stop you and pull you over for the DWY or anything. It has the effect of that and the way your body sort of, it's not alcoholic but the way your body feels sort of flushed and open when you've had a good glass of wine and loose is what pretty much this is. It's like cough syrup. Is it like all natural or what? It is all natural. Not as bad as cough syrup. It is all natural. It's kind of tasty. You want the men's? No it isn't. He doesn't need it. Oh it's pretty yummy. It actually reminds me of those cherry cough drops I used to have just as candy. Yeah the kind that aren't really good for helping you with the cough. Yeah but they just taste good as candy. That's what it tastes like to me. And it's pink for the girls and blue for the boys. And it's supposed to make you horny. Is it supposed to just lubricate you? I would say it's more of a, it takes away your, it's an inhibitor. Just to uninhibit you and relax you and start you going. How long does it take? It should take about like five minutes. Oh so in five minutes I'm just going to mount you? Yes. I love that. Well and then there's George there. Your new friend. No because Taylor was talking earlier about coccyx. She was like this. And I thought since we come as a pair couples collection and this was kind of similar. It's bigger.

Well okay I misjudged. But I was thinking of you. I was going to take the stream line. Oh you were going to give me this one? Yeah I was going to take this one. I'm going to make a chair. It goes on top of it. It goes on top. I think we have to demonstrate. Oh this is the sheath. You can take it apart. Can I take it out? Sure open it honey. Open it up. Oh it's like Christmas. There we go. See that's the vibrator part. And this is the part that. Is that the bottle? Okay. Is there a lube? Does it need a lube? You know we have lube. Can I get that big black one for Holly? I have my eye on the big black one and it was taken from me. I just didn't want the basket in front of her while she was talking. No not that big black one. She's pretty gangster like that. Look I'm not taking the toys from me. They're going to the studio wardrobe. They're for other people. Yeah I'm sure. That's what I tell everybody too.

Yeah this is a fun one. This one is like a feather. I think you're supposed to stick this one in your ass. This is Holly. Oh Holly. Oh Holly. You know I actually used to have this huge dildo. It wasn't my own. It was the studio and it was called the Great American Challenge. I kid you not it was like this long and it was like this thick. And I never got anyone to take the challenge. It was bigger than that. It was longer than that. But it was about as thick as that. I'd get very few people to take this challenge. I was very disappointed. I think you have to have a few more swigs of the pleasure show. That's too more of a pleasure show.

So it'll be here if you need it. Okay so you know I mean oh and then there's this big pink one here. Wait it's the same pink. I should have picked the pink one. I like pink. Well you know I mean I already got the purple one. Okay you got it and you turned it off. I did. I poked everybody. I was like you didn't poke me. Poke me baby. Oh there we go. Oh poker. Oh yeah. Very nice. Take a shot. Take a pleasure shot with the penthouse. Well you fuck your titties with the penthouse. Oh my god it's getting better. Interlude. It's definitely got an interlude going. That's a very nice top. I like the way it opens up like that.

Thank you. It's like easy accidents. Yeah definitely opens from the middle. Like crotchless panties. Very nice. Very nice. Look at that. There we go. Perfect. This is by the way Carrie in Sex and the City. Yes I was. You can leave those like that. In fact just in case the pleasure shot doesn't work for you. We have our own favorite drink here which is Agua Cocoa Leaf LeCurre for those of you who imbibe alcohol. It is not illegal. It's made from the cocoa leaf but it's not cocaine. Well then I don't want it. Well but there's this great wine thing you like. The whole wine stall here that kind of looks like. Did you want to get that for me?

You'd have to come around. Here take this while you're at it. Yeah it's great. Yes I told you. It's amazing. Love it. Okay so who wants to do the first Agua shot? I will. Thank you so much. I love that attitude baby. You're so sweet. Hey Liz a very lucky woman. I am. Okay so you have to grab someone else's tits. Okay. What do you mean? You can grab them. Well you can grab them but you want salt on your shirt? I mean she's going to have to put the salt on. Okay that's fine. First you have to lick it. It's like a body shot. Nipples are the best place. Okay here you have to lick it first. Lick it before you stick it Emily. I thought you knew that.

She's from Tennessee and she's a new pet. Obvious. Yes very good. Welcome to the family Emily. Okay and she's doing very well. She's doing very well. She's got the salt. Salt in those titties. Better than bacon for breakfast. Salt in titties. Actually it's lime salt correct. Well you know it's green. Now you lick the salt and then you drink. And then drink and then lick the other one. Well sure. Why not. You got it. There she goes. Woo. Emily. Was it good? Yum. Of course it's all of your titties. Yummy yummy yummy. Okay next who else wants a. Alexis I think I should break in the new pot. Break you should. Absolutely. There's the bile. Mysterious. Okay break it in the new pet. Very sensuously pulling those nipples to attention. Yes Alexis is very sultry. She knows what she's doing and she's got a lot of salt on there. That's pretty salty girl.

Salty titties. Salty titties. Yeah. Strong stuff. Okay. Gonna make. Oh yeah. Suck that nipple right up there. Down the hatch. Okay. Now we go from the nipples to the tongue. And more. Woo. The womb room is heating up. Definitely feel that pleasure shot. Yes. Yes. Yeah I do. I know I do because I haven't had any Agua. I am feeling something or I don't know. Maybe it's just you are so intensely hot. I think you need a shot. Well I'm not gonna oppose that if I can use your titties for one. Okay so I think you're gonna have to come up here though. Yeah. Okay with your toy. Oh yeah. Suzy Evie. Suzy Evie. Oh yeah and I'm gonna put Evie away now that I have human beings. Can I hold her? Well not by me. Not by her. Right. Right. After the show we'll have Evie do a go around to the people that like snakes. We also have snake whiskey for those of you who would rather drink your snakes. Okay. Alexis. Yay. Whoa whoa whoa. Okay where's that salt. Yes. Right here. And let's see. I get my little shot right here. And I'm going to sit right down here.

By the way this is a love mat. Can we get a microphone for Alexis? We have a mic here. Can we pull that off the stand so in case she speaks or gasps we can hear. Right. Here. So here we go. Get a little microphone. Okay so this is a love mat which is really good just in case you score. Okay. You know it absorbs it really well so it's great. Okay so I need you know obviously the nipples. Yeah that's what you have to put the salt on that's part of the ritual. I've been waiting all night to see these. I just need to eat these. Yeah, we've been drum roll. Your lips are more excellent. I know the tents are having a raise for you. I think you're wearing the same bra. They look great. Beautiful boobs. Yay. Yeah how are you feeling. Good. Okay. Okay, so, hold it right there, yeah, face forward, yeah, very good. Okay.

You are a canvas for my lime salt. By the way, we just made a video that's on YouTube that shows us drinking this stuff and, I mean, holding these things, and so we felt obligated to put, you know, subtitles on saying, it's not cocaine, it's lime salt.

Oh, my God. Second, titties really good. I think that's why you're a doctor. Oh, yeah.

I'm not a titty doctor. You're the titty doctor. Okay. Alexis, yummy.

Yum, yum, yum. Agua. Okay, well, the show is underway. Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. So, you're up here now in the middle of the womb room. Yes. What do you think?

I'm definitely a very interesting place. It is. Like that. You ever been to a place like this before?

No. No. You've never been on a show like this before? Never.

Okay, so, are you feeling nervous, excited? You like public displays of yourself? Yeah. You're somewhat on display right now.

Well, I mean, it's kind of a cozy room. Yeah. It's certainly no more public that gazillions of guys looking at your little variations cover here, you know, I mean,

they're all, are you in here naked or something? Your microphone. Dr. Schumann. Yeah.

Where are you? Up your microphone, please. Okay, this microphone. Yeah, that one.

That one. Yeah. So, where are you in here? Find yourself.

You can find yourself. That's what this show is all about. Here we go. Pre-boobs.

This is pre-boobs. Yes. You've just got this, you know, boob job, I guess, is what we call it, right?

July 6th. Ooh. How do they feel? I like them.

I mean, they feel good to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, I mean, they look good here too. Don't get me wrong. But, I mean, you know, you'd look good in any size boobs, I think.

It's just your energy. Yeah. Very hot and sexy and sultry. So, here you are.

So, do you want to demonstrate one of the toys for us? You want to have one of the girls help you? Sure. Yeah.

Pick a girl. A pet. Pick a pet. An animal.

A beast. Holly. I know you were going to do that. She shot my first picture pictorial.

You're newly doing it. She has to break me in. I was about to sink down. I think Kayla is way more experienced in this.

Yeah, I think Kayla should be in this. Come on, Kayla. I can take the pictures. Kayla.

Kayla. Kayla. Kayla. Break me in.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Is this your favorite?

No, that was Evan Stone. That was mine, but I gave it to her. Yeah, I had sex with Evan Stone yesterday. I thought she would enjoy it.

I had sex with Evan Stone. That does look like Evan Stone. Yeah. My vagina is pretty much...

It's just missing the balls. He made me gag on his balls yesterday. It's my first time. Balls are easy to gag on.

They're blow hangers. They were in my throat. He's like, put those balls in your mouth. Okay.

Well, thank you so much for cleaning up around here. Yeah. Very good. Okay.

So now you want to get on this side of her? Or I don't know. What are you guys going to do? You do whatever you want.

I'll get on this side. I love how you're not wearing any panties. Ah. Who's not wearing panties?

Miss Alexis is not wearing panties. Miss Alexis is wearing invisible pants. She comes prepared. I see.

Well, panty boy will be disappointed, but we do have emergency panties for later. So you can wear them and then leave them here, okay? Okay.

Okay, that's good. Are you wearing panties? Yeah, I am. Oh, can we see?

Yeah, sure. Oh, yeah. Kayla, look at this bod. Whoa.

Definitely a rock star bod here. Yeah. And look at these slinky, skimpy panties. Yeah.

Panty boys will love these. These are leopard and lace. And ooh, yes, Amazon woman. And now here's the sweet little blonde

with the new titties. You know, when I first met Alexis, I thought she was a sweet little blonde, but, um, what was I surprised?

Ah, right, right. Looks can be deceiving. Very much. Well, I'm not a big fan of lube, so.

Oh, you're not? I got to warm her up first. Oh, you're a big fan of saliva. Mm-hmm.

Mm. Yes. Kayla, the milf. But I don't know how many of the soccer moms

in your neighborhood look like this. Yeah. Oh, and she is sucking that wet, wet pussy. Yes, she is.

Taylor's pretty, pretty pussy. So pink. She's got those pretty blue eyes looking at me. Yes, she is.

She's looking right at you. I feel pretty little pussy. Mm. She knows that's part of the art of conilingus.

Conninglinguist art is to look right up. Oh, and we are taking the Evan Stone, I see. Yeah, I'm pretty stretched open. Okay, and you know that's the vibrator.

It does vibrate, yeah. Oh, yay. Oh, oh, yeah. Mm.

Ooh. Mm. Now, does that, how does that feel just vibrating up against you? Oh my God, it feels amazing.

The pleasure shot by Penhouse, definitely. The pleasure shot. It's a big contest. Well, and having a very hot girl between my legs doesn't help.

And the Penhouse toy, how do you rate that? I mean, this is, you know, kind of a, this is, what is this called? A couple's toy?

What do we call this toy? A couple's, couple's collection. Couple's collection. Rhapsody 2.

Rhapsody 2. Ooh. Okay, Rhapsody. We are classy but naughty.

It's a 10 inch vibe and sleeve. Ooh, yeah. Thank you Emily for that. It's vibing now.

You're welcome. You're welcome. Good vibrations. She's taking it easy on my face.

Rammered. Yeah, what's the word? There we go. There we go.

Yeah. You pushing like that? Yeah. Yeah.

Ooh, let's have you lean back against the dick balls here. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, get you comfy here. Right up against the Yale pillow,

so my alma mater knows they have a good alumna here. And with a cute little tattoo of a what? A thank her bell. A thank her bell.

I see. What a sweetie. Yes. You are like Tinkerbell.

Oh, and that dick is like Jack in a beanstalk. Just keeps growing. Oh, it's so thick. Wow.

How does that compare to Evan Stone? Evan Stone definitely rams it in there. It doesn't take. Kayla is doing it.

Yeah. I'm just very nice. Put it in. Balls deep.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shove it in there.

Shove it in there. It looks so delicate, but it's really a hot pussy that needs to be filled. Mm-hmm.

It fell. Yeah. It definitely fell. Yeah.

Susan, you had some to wait. How does she taste? She tastes amazing. Yeah.

How's she doing? Oh, she's doing really good. Yeah. And the rhapsody.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Getting to that rhapsody. Oh.

What is it? I can feel her pussy tightening around it. Yeah. Dr. Susie, I want to interrupt this to ask if it's okay that Emily joins in.

Oh, absolutely. Emily, come right up here. You're more than invited. Don't get interested in my face.

Oh, I get fucked. Well, all right. I mean, I wouldn't want anything to cover your beautiful face except Emily. That would be what I think is the only thing that could be as good as your face.

Okay. Oh, and off go the black panties for panty boy. Bad black lace panties. Very nice.

And wearing high boots. I think you should take the dress off though. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Mm. Oh, we're wearing the same bra. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Aw, the new pet joins in. Yes, go ride her face, baby. Mm.

And she's wearing her riding boots. So she's ready for a ride. And if anyone wants to buy any of these products or the pleasure shots, as you can see, they work, you can go to penthousestore.com and you can get 20% off using offer code 100 stars.

100 stars. Yeah, the number 100 and then stars and you can get 20% off anything you want on the store, whether it's the pleasure shots or the toys or my book. It's related to your book because your book is a confession of 100 porn stars.

The girls are actually doing this in honor of my book, actually. This is how we celebrate my literary achievements. It's great. They are definitely celebrating.

This is a tribute to me, really. Absolutely. Isn't it, Holly? Yes, it is.

I'm so moved and touched by it. I am too. I'm on the verge of tears. A lot of people are moved and a lot of people are touching.

As well as touching themselves, probably, at this point. Hey, what are you doing over there? I just want to state, I can't join because I have strep. She has strep throat.

I got it yesterday and I'm on a Z-pack. Well, why don't you just sit there with your top down then? I think you, yeah, I agree. You're just trying to work the angles.

Yeah, exactly. Then that angle's got, you know. Yeah, yeah, I'll sit here with my top down. I don't mind, but yeah, I have strep as a yesterday.

Oh, I'm so sorry. We don't want her getting used. And I don't want to get any of them sick. No, no, of course not.

So here, here's my boobs for you. All natural, all natural double d's. I think I'm the, yeah, the natural out of the bunch. You are, you are the nature girl.

You are, and you have a natural case of strep. And so don't sit there. Well, okay, okay, and I appreciate your honesty. What is going on over here?

I have to pay attention to my orgy over here. Yeah, you probably need to. Okay, so, how are we doing? Wow, a pet orgy.

This is just spectacular. Kissing, and fucking, and sucking. You know what's weird is I feel naked without a camera in my hand. Oh, yeah.

I know. I'll give you a camera maybe. We have extra cameras, don't we? You want to give her a camera Max?

Here, give her a camera. Holly, I think you should take that one. She likes to shoot. Holly, take some shots right up here.

There's your camera. Go ahead. Go ahead. If you get on the stage and shoot, we don't let,

only celebrity photographers get on the stage to shoot. I don't know how to work this one. Well, you'll figure it out. Oh, yeah.

Oh, she is just... It's true. If you get on the stage and take the photos, it'll look more natural. How's she doing?

She's so open now. Her pussy is so fucking black. It is. It's so fuckable.

She keeps just taking it. I wonder if she's going to squirt. I don't know. She's certainly getting fucked real good.

I mean, she can't talk now because she's got her mouth full. Her mouth is just full of new penthouse pet pussy. Dr. Suzy, I have a question for you. Is this every week you get to watch gorgeous people have sex on your bed?

Well, yeah, I mean in a manner of speaking. I mean, they're not always equally gorgeous. But I mean, I guess they are in the eyes of God and the goddess. But yeah, people, you know, kind of get wild.

Well, this is a wonderful show. Thank you. Thank you. And...

Oh. Actually about 27 years of shows. What happened? Did something happen?

I need to care. You came? Yeah. Did you have a good orgasm?

Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. It was amazing.

That's a good toy. I picked about one. And now she's sucking it up. I always clean up my messes.

Very good. Did you squirt? No. Well, okay.

But you know, internal orgasms are amazing. Right. And you had one of those big implosions. Yeah.

While you were sucking her pussy. I've had a crush on this girl for a while. Yeah. And I'm really happy.

Had she ever eaten your pussy before? Was that the first time? Never. This is the first time that we have ever met.

Ah. I have to say, you have one pretty little pink pussy. Mmm. So neat.

Yeah. Well, should we switch positions or something? I mean, do you... And you didn't get your shot.

Did you want one? Oh, no, I'm okay actually. Okay. You're nursing.

No. Okay. Does anybody else want to try out a toy or confess? Actually, we should have some Emily confess because she's had...

She didn't... I didn't know her in time for the book. So I'd like to have a confession from perhaps Emily. Okay.

Do I need to... Emily, hold... No, no. Sit here and hold the microphone.

I'm going to just check out whose panties are these. These are Emily's? Those are my panties, yes. Emily.

Mmm. Lovely. Thank you. Power.

Nice. Okay. So your confession... Emily, I want you to tell me the last naughty thing you did.

The what, baby? The last naughty thing you did. It doesn't have to be something... It could be anything but something that nobody knows about.

A little naughty, silly little thing you did that you just did just spur the moment. Well, I had some girl, girl, orgy action in Barbados. Barbados. Barbados.

I know that trip that she went on. Oh, really? That must have involved Nikki Benz and Sabrina Marie. And Sabrina Marie and a fashion model named Boyana.

Boyana? Boyana. Boyana. Boyana.

Boyana. Boyana. Do you even do the girls? Oh, okay.

I didn't know because boyana... You only do the girls. Well, no, I do men. Of course, that's my passion.

But, professionally. But I'm committed to my love. Oh, you have a boyfriend. Yes, I'm committed to him.

And so, I've played with the girls. Yes you do played with the girls. Yes. Yeah, so...

Oh what are you doing on your dress? Yes, your shoe okay. Was that your first time with Nikki and Sabrina? It was my first time with the both of them and well actually Sabrina and I are hooking up on Sunday.

Really? So did this happen like after a party or like explain the circumstance? This is going into her next book by the way. It did. It was our last night. Well it was our last night in Barbados and you know we were just hanging and we had really gotten to know each other and really enjoyed each other's company.

We had met a bunch of like you know fashion models from New York and hit it off with them. Well me especially with the one and invited them back to my room and kind of just happened and it was it was really hot. No cameras? This was all private?

It was all private. You know a lot of people wonder do porn stars have as much hot sex in private as you do on camera? I think the hotter sex happens in private. Absolutely. In fact in my book I would say by and large as much as they love their on camera sex

everyone says that they have even better sex off camera. Well I guess because you don't have to worry about the angles. You can just be free and do what you want and it was a really good time. No inhibitions. We were all about each other and it was great mixing the porn girls in the fashion world as well.

Well you know porn and fashion mix there's a lot of crossover. Well porn mixes with a lot of stuff. The porn star rock star thing. I mean basically porn stars are becoming arm candy for every famous type there is.

Except maybe sociologists I don't know. In fact rock stars television stars. Also I noticed UFC fighters today while I was in LA I had lunch with Lexi Tyler who's also in the book and her husband Rock and Rob who's a UFC fighter and we were just saying how so many porn stars are marrying UFC fighters

and it's another big combination. Speaking of combinations I just keep thinking we should combine you in a different way now and try a different toy. I mean which one of these toys would somebody else...

I hate to give mine up but I gotta say this like black feather on one side. I think if you want to give it up you're gonna need to bring your ass up to the bed. Okay I'll just like hand it to you. Well we'll see if you can get away with that they might yank you in but come on.

Here she goes. Now she's used to you know controlling horses so I'm not sure if you can deal with you guys. Here she is Holly Randall trying to keep her... I must say I'm not sticking anything in my pussy today because I worked for a penthouse the other day

and had to take two cocks in one day so I'm a little beat up. Okay so here's this... I'm not doing anal. I'm definitely not.

This is anal okay. For me that takes like... Well actually Alexis what does it feel like though? What do the feathers feel like because can't you just like run them over someone's body?

Oh we made her blush. I mean hey you know there if you want to try it you want to try the other hole now? You know because you look gay. Alexis is gay.

Alexis's pet rating has just gone way up. You know she's got the most holes that are... What are you thinking? Oh and look at this feather it's very nice.

What is this called this toy? Maybe you can just... The G-spot one. Okay well you can just use the outside of that for stimulation.

I mean how about the outside and then the G-spot one. We put one bead in she said. One bead. One bead in the booty.

One bead in the booty okay I think that sounds like a really good deal. Let's do it. Okay one bead in the booty and then the G-spot thing here. Okay and I have the microphone and she is getting a little more of that.

Here she goes lubricating her digestive system. Very good. This is Alexis Ford getting ready for her big moment. Okay.

Wow bend over bitch. Wow. Yeah. How's she doing?

Good. Real good. You already broke it. Okay no I don't think...

No it just came apart a little bit but it's sturdier than that. There you go. I don't know. I think bring it to your mama.

Okay there you go. Okay. I love how my children play together isn't it nice? Yeah look at that.

I just broke a booty toy. Wait who broke this toy? What is a brook? Beautiful.

Just vibing. Alexis Ford you are just everybody's dream. Men and women and she-mals also. Yep probably aliens as well.

Oh I did it perfect. I got the nice bit puddle right in your asshole. And you ladies really know how to cook here. It's like you've gone to culinary school.

You really are. You know what to do with your utensils. The one thing I have to say about anal sex is don't put it in slow. Slow.

No yeah but don't fuck my asshole slow because it makes me feel like I'm taking major shit. Babe you're going to fuck my ass. Fuck it if not don't fuck it. Fuck it or don't fuck it.

That's the key to asshole fucking. And look at that with the tail. Alexis has a tail. I knew you guys were pets but I didn't know you were animals.

Wow with a tail. Wag it. Oh yeah beautiful. Whoa.

Yes she is wagging her tail. She's taken it quite a bit there. Yeah it's up to three balls in the ass right there. And the G-spot thing is in there?

No no just okay okay well who cares. Okay yeah that anal thing is all the way in there. And oh and she's pushing it deeper inside. Harder and deeper.

Yeah and lots of saliva and it's going in. How many balls you got in there? How many balls you got in there? I think it's like five.

Five balls. Five balls and two fingers. It sounds like we're playing pool. Yeah oh yeah oh it looks pretty hot really hot.

And it's now going in and out. Are they doing it the right rhythm? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

This way or this way? You tell me what you want. This way? I don't think she can tell.

I'm the most inexperienced porn girl I think there is. Whether something to be said for you know. That's my confession. I'm not going to lie.

You're doing well I think. They're fucking doing it really good. They're doing it good yeah. They're fucking you in the ass.

Yes you have a tail in your tail girl. Yes and we are telling tales. Confessions. Pen house confessions.

Telling the confessions out the ass. Right yeah. Anal confessions. Major anal confessions.

With pen house toys. Alexis board. Oh it's all the way in now. It is.

But feather tail. Oh wow did you have an anal orgasm? My favorite is to have the cock in the ass and like the hotachi wand. Wow.

Well you know but we have to have some applause I think. Because I mean this is quite a performance. Alexis board taking it in both holes. Pretty deep.

Very deep. And her two culinary assistants. Her co-stars Emily Addison and Kayla Page. Yes.

Oh yes look at these beautiful girls. Beautiful pets. Yeah. Beautiful.

And okay so you've had so much in all your orifices. Can I just have that basket. Yeah give me my Easter basket. No the basket.

No no no that one. That one. Right right right. Okay so pick a pair of panties to wear for a little while.

And then panty boy will love you forever. What. They're a little tangled. You also have empty house who's been holding.

Oh empty house. There's a bunch of people that call them hung up. Okay let's put them on. Let's put them on.

Well we were busy callers. I'm so sorry. Yeah. But we're taking your calls now.

And our number is 1-866-289-7068. Hello empty house. Yeah hi Susan. Yeah hi Max.

Hi empty house. I've been listening to your lovely show. This is a star studded lineup you've got tonight. Yes it's a very star studded that's true.

We have penthouse pets galore and famous writers and photographers and we're all in a tangle with panties. Here you go. Finally.

Okay. I have a question. Okay. Is that the name of the date?

Susan. I can't hear him. He has a question for Alexis. Yes.

Question for Alexis. Go ahead empty house. Alexis I'll do curiosity. I was listening to the show a little while ago

and you mentioned that you like this skirt. What makes sweating more exciting? Is it like something extraordinary for you or is it something that comes naturally?

What makes squirting more exciting he wants to know is it something different from a regular orgasm or does it come naturally or do you do it to perform? What is it?

I think it all depends. The first time I ever squirted was when I performed. And I think when I'm not nervous and when I'm just very relaxed

and just very into the sex, I just let go and I can squirt more easily. But it's definitely all mind control. Is it the same for you empty house when you squirt?

I wish I could. Well I hope you can. You don't squirt anymore darling. Not since I was 45 years old.

Oh well too bad. Well then you have to watch the other people squirt and you can get vicarious thrills. We are going to be in a contest.

Who has the better boobs? Who has the better boobs? That's so competitive. You're not new.

How do you compete this way? This is like a boobs fight. Me. You guys think you're better and newer.

Oh this is what you do to break in your new boobs. See Taylor you never have to do this stuff. Do you think your boobs are more sensitive because they're real? No you can do anything to them.

I can do anything to them. Too bad you have strep. Is that a challenge? No not a challenge but really. Oh everybody's just...

And everybody's wearing their 911 panties. That's great. They're great. More panty boys.

I'm going to get all my pussy juice all over it. Pussy juice? Oh yeah. You can fucking sniff and jerk off to them later. You're just such a little luscious pervert aren't you?

Yeah you know he's going to sniff these chicks and he's going to jerk off to them. Okay let's do a little tribadism. This is by the way called hoka hoka

among the bonobos and panties. Right. Panty boy. Okay you've still got empty eyes on this one.

Empty eyes are going to let you go. This is what the bonobos do by the way. The bonobo ladies this is how they achieve female solidarity so they keep the guys in line

by rubbing their pussies together continually. It's very into sisterhood you know. It keeps you powerful. I'm very into the sisterhood.

You are. Do you have a boyfriend too? Nope. I'm ready single and ready to mingle. You want to pick a guy in a room? No you can't.

You can come home with us if you want. No actually I think I might try a girl next time. You might try a relationship with a girl. You're volunteering.

I'm volunteering I don't know. Right. Are you in a relationship right now? I am but we're looking for a hot babe. Oh yeah.

Well you got one right here. Is your boyfriend here right now? Well I'm not going to say. Could be anybody.

Could be the captain. Well I'm a little concerned because I wouldn't know about that. Actually I wouldn't be concerned if you want to be his girlfriend. That's great.

Hop in a bed with us tonight. Wow so yeah well okay. Yeah I've been having a lot of sex with girls lately. I saw some of that just now.

Actually it's one of the reasons why we broke up. Because you got very jealous that I was getting a lot of attention from women. Really? I also have a lot of sex with women it's very strange.

No I choose sorry. A few weeks ago I brought home I was feature dancing. I brought home four hot strippers from the club I was dancing at. I was like babe here we have I have four strippers for you ready to suck you fuck you whatever.

Let's have one big orgy. He's like I can't believe you're doing this. Are you coming home with me tonight? I was like he got so mad.

Really? So I had sex with them. He's not the guy for you. No not the guy.

No no. He tells me that he's not a piece of meat. So I'm like oh yeah. Wow well you need to go to the deli and find yourself a nice cut of sirloin.

Because I mean there's lots of guys that would love that. Yeah. Isn't it funny how you know sometimes you hook up with just the guy that doesn't want with millions of guys want. So now you can do a little personal add.

I'm on my adventure. What are you looking for? I'm just looking to have fun. I'm going to be single for next year so I think it's my time to enjoy my life.

Yeah. Not be wrapped up in somebody else's. Where are you from originally? New York.

And you look like you're from the south. Yeah. Or foreign I guess. Yeah right right.

But New York okay. And when did you decide to be a porn star? Holly actually shot one of my firsts. Believe it on me.

The porn star whisperer. I was in nursing school and I would fly to LA and stay at her house and her dog would molest me at night. Her dog. Yes.

Oh my. That's not what he said. Certain people. How did this dog wait a second?

Wait a second. We're not endorsing animal sex. But what happened? Her dog would like sleep like I was sleeping over her house.

And her little dog her little Jack Russell. Yeah. Little Jack Russell named Oscar would come up in between my legs at night and like hang out right next to me and cuddle.

He likes to cuddle with my check. He likes to cuddle. He's just a cuddler though. We cut off his balls.

So there's not much more you can do. Okay. But he didn't go lap, lap, lap. Well actually Alexis I have to tell you that was me in the middle of the night.

I know you thought that was the dog but that was me sneaking into your room. I mean I don't consider that animal sex you know. But it happens sometimes. No I did not put any peanut butter.

Okay. Okay. Yep. That's one way to do it.

But okay. Wow. Well okay. Can you top the animal sex story?

I don't know if I can. You don't have to. I've had a lot of weird sex in a lot of random places. I did a scene in an abandoned Catholic church in downtown LA.

Really? Art Catholic? No I'm Christian. Christian.

Yeah. I mean you say that with conviction. Absolutely. Yeah.

Yeah. You grew up like Pentecostal. Jesus loves porn stars. Yeah.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. So you feel you are still a believer?

Absolutely. Yeah. Praise the Lord. Yeah.

Ladies. Yeah. So how come Jesus loves porn stars? I mean he loves Mary Magdalene.

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. She would have been a porn star maybe if there was porn at the time.

It's porn in religion I don't think it's separate. You know you can believe whatever the hell you want to believe and you know everybody has their own individual beliefs and I think that's what makes the world an amazing place to live in.

Well I think down the days there's all kinds of porn stars. It used to be you know if you're a porn star you're a fallen woman. But now you can be a porn star. That was the opinion.

Yeah. I mean you go to church and everything. I don't go to church on a regular basis but I went to private school when I was a kid.

Oh. You know. I went to Baptist school. I went to Catholic school.

Yeah. I went to Bible school. I was an altar server. Yeah.

It fucks you up. Well not the porn world. The porn world. So basically we should think like religious schools were bringing us porn stars.

I mean like I had nuns. Nuns. I went to school. You know Dr. Suzy's.

I see a chute. Dr. Suzy's. Dr. Suzy's daddy used to make the plaid skirts. Yes.

For all the Catholic school skirts. Nice Jewish man. That's cute. I like that.

There was a video with Liv Tyler. Yeah. I lived Tyler in Elisa Silverstone. There was a video when they go and they they skip out of Catholic school

and they go to the strip club and she dressed like a boy. Crazy wasn't it? Crazy. Yeah.

I love that video. It's been like it's kind of like an inspirational video for me. To go crazy for it? Yeah.

I mean because that was me. Like I went to Catholic school and I just and then I had all the dirty magazines and I just always had that idea in my head and I see the video and like.

You were a good Catholic. I want to be that girl. You feel you're still a good Catholic or do you feel like. No I'm agnostic.

Oh okay. I don't know. No I'm sorry about that. That's not a shit.

By the way as a sex therapist I specialize in treating victims of religious sexual abuse. But anyway. Yeah.

There's a lot of religious sexual abuse out there. I mean I was like it wasn't a little boy at my church you know because they were all victimized by the bishops. Right.

Hot girls no. No. That's why I'm not a Catholic. So you had sex in a church was that a religious experience.

No it wasn't it was just it was filming a movie and it was like it's a building you know I think that you can practice whatever religion you want in your own head you don't need to go to a building to you know be able to be religious that's.

But isn't there something like I'm more spiritual than I am like you know erotically transgressive about fucking in a church. I mean it wasn't a clean church. It's like dirty.

It's abandoned. And it was anal in the girl so it was pretty much everything against like what I should be doing there but. The church of Lucifer.

Yeah. No not part. Yeah. Was it the chapel in the Linda Vista hospital.

I think it might have been. Yeah. It's awesome. Yes.

Yeah. It is so cool there. It's really getting nervous that you guys are going to jump her look she's putting.

No I'm actually cold. I'm cold I'm sorry. Over here. It's hot.

It's hot. Right. You got to come up here. I can see so much better from over here.

Now how do you maintain your distance Holly your friends with all these porn stars. Look at this. Seriously.

That's really as tempting as that is. Look at this. That's amazing. That's what you call danglers right there.

Stone. I love that. Yeah. Yeah.

He's just a great guy. Have you had ever. No. I've actually never been with a performer ever.

No. In my life. Never had sex with a performer. No I keep as much as like I love them.

I keep that professional distance because it's just not a good idea to mix business and pleasure. So. It's a rule I set 12 years ago when I started.

That's the talk of first in this business. And everybody loves Holly. I've never met one person that has not said anything like Holly.

Well we'll find one. Shucks. Yeah. You know.

They're out there. There are people who don't like. Give us a call. She tells me it's all masturbating.

626-897068. Right. Right. Okay.

Well. Yeah. So. Hi.

So. So do we have any tweets out there? We don't. Where's.

Oh let's see. Bring me. Bring me. Bring me.

Bring me. Okay. We've got some tweets here. Let's see.

What have we got. Amazing masturbator says he is stroking to all these beautiful women on Susan's show this evening.

Thank you amazing masturbator for letting us know you're stroking to all these beautiful women. Actually your name says it all. I hope you blow a big fucking load for us.

Yeah I think he probably already has because this is a dark angel. You and the ladies look stunning tonight Susan. Thank you.

Okay. Aw. Thank you. I was just going to say this guy.

This is Randy boy. Okay. He's a porn star fan. No I know him.

You know him. He wanted one of my magazines. No he's on my Twitter porn star fan has been tweeting me all day to open.

I know who he is. Is he here? You're going to sign a magazine for him. I will sign a magazine.

They brought them just for him. Aw. Well that's very sweet. We're going to send it to him because he's

not here. Okay great. He's on another planet. Okay.

But he wants, here's what he says. He has a confession because this is, you know, penthouse confessions night. I want to confess I am in love of, of, he

has interesting syntax. I, I get in love of Emily Addison since I saw her in live show of Danny and she is my fan pet of the year.

Or some fave, fave pet, fave pet of the year. Thank you porn star fan. Aw.

I love you too. And that's panty boy and of course he says wants to see panties. Okay.

Which I've seen plenty of panties in. Right. There they are. She knows how to appeal to her fans.

Emily, you are, you are, you know, getting the hang of the pet routine here. Okay. And MTS, are you still there MTS?

No, he's gone. Okay. Well, gee, we have, we have panties and porn stars and everything for

everybody. Okay. And look at this. All these beautiful girls just lined up.

My tits. Okay. Here's my, who wants to have some salt?

Okay. Yeah. Salt. Salt, my dear, some salt right over

there. Right. This way. The vial of cocaine.

There you go. Here we go. Here's some. Here's some.

I got some right here. I got just salt right here. And you got to get your shot there. Mm hmm.

I'm going to get the treatment. Okay. Oh, I'm getting a few here. Okay.

The big whore of the family. That's what you are. I'm glad we are. But you're the next spot.

A cute little package. Big whores come in small packages. I think is the moral of the story here. Okay.

So salt first, I think, right? No. Lips first. Tongue first.

Let me pull them. Okay. Pull them. I'll get those titties out.

Mm hmm. Oh. Double lick. Double lick.

Double lick. Double lick. Oh, yes. I feel like these little guppies

are sucking on me. It's great. It's like, oh, he's a cute little fishie.

He's sucking my titties. We're going to lick together. Lick together. Yeah.

Drink together. And party together. Mm hmm. Close the lips.

Close the lips. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Good slurping sound.

You just. I love your nipple there. Like so nipply and. Nipply.

I have nipply nipples. I mean like this. That's a really big compliment coming from a pet like this.

I'd like. We, we have to be sure to get that in the blurb. I have nipply nipples.

Okay. Nipply nipples. That's, I've never been told that. I've told a lot of things about.

I like the way you carry that bottle around. You know. I can mean it.

Yeah. Okay. I thought you sucked my nipples beautifully. She's like a bottle slinger.

She is a bottle slinger. Yeah. Bottle slinger. Cock slinger bottle.

Cock slinger bottle. Okay. Yeah. Cock slinger bottle slinger.

Pussy slinger. Looks like we're ready to get into another position. And now.

We've got very nipply nipples going in the mouth and now tongues in the mouth. And.

These panties are getting. Okay. Hold this. Okay.

You better take a big slurp out of that. That's right. Yeah.

Okay. So. Everyone seems a little hot and bothered and.

Right. In an interlude. Right. A little shy.

Okay. A little. Who's a little shy. You're a little shy.

I'm a little shy. Performing in front of. I mean. Well.

I mean. I would love to. But I just. Right now.

Well I think they were looking at her other side. House. Compassions that I'm a little

shy. Of. Fucking. Alexis Taylor right now.

Really but what if she used one of these primo penthouse dildo vibrators. Yeah.

How about picking one any anyone. Yeah. Hold the mic up. Yeah.

Okay. Pick a pick a vibrator. Pick a small one. Or a big one or whatever one.

No. No. You get the big black one for messing up my name.

Say you little bitch. You're going to get the big fucking black cop. That.

But we're promoting the penthouse toys. That's just a. Okay.

How about we open her up with a big black. Alexis she was just thinking about me and you.

Positive. Positive. You said Alexis Taylor. That's right.

You were just marrying. Sorry. I'm not with names. I'm good with these.

She is good with pussy. So now it's. Let's. See her pussy.

With one of these toys. She's going to pick a toy. Now you're going to have the real experience.

Pick a toy. Or. Which one should I open up that little.

Go for the pink one. I'm going to sit down for a second. That's a good balance. Oh thank you for this all.

Yes. More than ten inches. Wait, wait. Whoa.

Come on over here where the microphone is. Before you start cussing each other out. We need to hear this.

Okay. All right. You need to hear me cuss her out. Well sure.

Anything. Wow. Okay. Panty boy.

Panty boy. Wait. Where did Kayla go? She's like.

You're not going to come like my cunt. Get the fuck over here bitch. Whoa.

See I knew we wanted to hear you talk. And she spits right into the pussy.

No she's a pro. She is. She knows what's going on. She does.

That's a little pussy. It is. It's very tight. I'm scared of that thing.

I'm really scared. I'm really scared. Oh my God. Oh my God.

I'm going to scream. It's pink though. It's very pink. What are you going to do?

I'm going to open her up with my fingers. Okay. Good technique.

Stretch her open a little bit. Yeah. Stretch her open. I got.

And here goes that big pink dick. Mm. I love the old pink.

Pink cock and my pink tight pussy. Oh my God. Oh my God.

You could turn the vibrator part on. She will. Oh.

How's that? Oh my God. Oh my God. There goes that spit.

Oh my God. It's so big. Oh it is. Put it in there baby.

It's big. It's going in. Oh my God. It is going in.

Into that tiny little new penthouse pet pussy. Oh my God.

Fuck me. Fuck me. Mm. And now she wants you more.

You've done this before. Oh God. Fuck you. Oh fuck.

Oh. Oh yeah. Mm. Mm.

Oh she's taking it. You're taking it almost up to the balls. Mm.

Yeah. There goes the spit. That Alexis Ford spit. You could bottle that

and sell it somewhere. Mm. Mm. Oh yeah.

So it's good to rub the clit while you're fucking the pussy. It is good to rub the clit.

Yeah. I like the play by play that Alexis does. Yeah.

It's important. We get a little education with our masturbation. Absolutely.

Yeah. Always keep, pay attention to the clit. Don't ignore it.

Although she's sucking up that dildo like a hungry twat. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. And they're moving in rhythm. Oh yeah. Totally.

Mm. Oh, we got to show this beautiful butt.

Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. I've been having a girl crush on her

for a while. Yeah. Well, you won her over.

That's for sure. Let's hear it for the new cat, Emily Addison.

Baby. And the bro. Yes, Alexis Ford, lickin' like a kitty cat, lickin' up the pussy, yeah. So how's the new pet taste?

Delicious. Mm. Yes, she's got that new pet taste. Yeah.

The new pet taste. Yeah. It definitely tastes like a pet. Mm.

Yeah. Well, you know, we're running into the end of the formal part of the show. You've got three minutes. Okay, so I think we should go.

Actually, you've got about six because we started. Oh, we started late. Yeah, but that's okay. Okay.

We're doing good. You guys are wonderful. We are wonderful here. Yes.

No, it's over. No, it's not over yet. We're almost over, though. We're almost over.

So if there's any parting things you want to say. Check out my website, emilyaddison.net. Taylor Vixen.com. Okay.

It's blind. It's probably mine. All right. Let's find out what everybody is.

Oh, my God. My pussy is soaking wet. Alexisford.net and twitter.com slash Alexisford. Oh, yes.

Emmy Addison at Twitter. What's yours? Taylor Vixen at Twitter. Well, wait a second.

She's like my promoter. We can take our time here. And by the way, Alexis is not only an expert cunning linguist, but she's a great Twitterer.

Yeah. She's an expert plot. I'm just thinking in my head. Yeah.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

And can we attribute this mood to the pleasure shots, ladies? Yes! Thank you, Peno. Pleasure shots!

And remember, everything can be bought on penthousestore.com and use offer code 100100 stars. And this lovely performance is in my honor, right, girls? Oh, yeah.

That was all for me, right? You were thinking of me the whole time, though, weren't you? And you can buy Lainey's wonderful book that I am featured in at Amazon.com. Yes.

Yeah. So, Confessions of the Hottest 100 Pornstars is a definite must-buy Christmas present. Yes.

Buy Lainey's book. Buy it. Buy it. Goddamn it.

Or we will never post any more naked pictures ever. I will ever show my fucking cunt on Twitter. Again, if you don't buy Lainey's book. Exactly.

Buy Lainey's book. I'm gonna see my fucking cunt. You better buy Lainey's book. Amazon.com.

Confessions of the Hottest 100 Pornstars. Do you want to watch me and I like this book? Yeah. Buy Lainey's book.

These are your girls. Hey, who's Lainey's book? I want to ask you a question. Lainey's book.

Lainey's book. Lainey's book. Are they your publicist? It looks that way, right?

Yeah. It looks that way. No, they're the sweetest girls I've ever met and they make my life so wonderful and I love that.

Now, have you ever had sex with a porn star? No. No. Do you want to now?

Thank you. Maybe later. Maybe later. We're getting Lainey and Holly after.

Yeah. Don't go to the bathroom because I will find this all your in and I'm gonna tack you. Yeah. You can use the titty salting.

Yeah. You know, an entry way. So, okay. Website.

TaylorVixen.com. Yeah. And Twitter at TaylorVixen. Okay.

And website. It's coming up. It's clubcalipage.com. It's coming up.

I know. Yeah. I'm one of those lazy bitches who hasn't gotten it together for the past 10 years. Wow.

Well, you're busy. You're filled. You know. Yeah.

You got a lot to do. Yeah. But it is coming up. Okay.

And Holly Randall. Where do we find you? HollyRandall.com. Yeah.

Holly Randall.com. And forever. Forever Vamp. Yeah.

Forever Vamps. If you want to watch her slutty fetish site where maybe you can catch me pissing. Or pissing. Yeah.

Pissing. It's her fetish site where we do nasty girl fetish stuff. Pissing. Like spanking.

Oh. Bondage. Latex. Bondage.

Do you like spanking? I love it. We love. Well, I'm a fetish model.

Somebody gives somebody a spanking. And then here, I've got something for after spanking. Okay. So here, this is a nice little spanking here.

Spank away. This is almost the end of the show. So we're doing something with the end here. Right.

Okay. Oh, goodness gracious. Yeah. We do.

Actually, I think it's under you. There it is. Whoa. Yeah.

You know, you can't say you're don't come prepared, Dr. Susan. All right. Here we go. Yeah.

It's hot. Yes, you are. Yeah. Whack that booty.

Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What was that?

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Alexis, just say you better give me your money, you bad whore. That's what she said. That's amazing.

I love this. And this is the chinchilla glove that a client gave me. Oh. Do we chinchilla for this glove?

Mm-hmm. No, I did not. I did not. It was like somebody else did.

Yeah, somebody else did. And I didn't buy it. It was a client that gave it to me. There's a fur fetish.

I want it. Okay. That's fake, though. There you go.

Whoa. Look at how much the blood rises to your surface. But I must hear skins. You are a fair skin, sweetie.

Snow and ice. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

So how do you think porn has changed since your mother's day, Suze? I mean, Holly. Holly.

Holly. Holly. Holly. That's what you're saying.

Sorry, my mom's a British. That was a horrible British back then. You'd think I'd be able to imitate it, but no. Is that what that was?

Yeah. And it wasn't live back then, like it is now. Live, yeah. It wasn't live, so.

This is live. Yeah. This is very live. This is very, very live.

I love it. Absolutely. And have we run out of time yet, Captain? We are now...

Over time. A little over... No, just one minute, because we started late. Yeah.

The butt toy. She wants all the biggest things. Wait, you want to go fucking sell them on eBay? I'm not.

I'm gonna use them. Bitch. I love the way these girls fight. It's like, you know, really sexy.

No, we like know like some... Wait, whose brother? The Ray for Tennessee. Because we have the same bra.

Cat fight. Mine's mine. Mine's yours. You know what?

Mine's halter, because my tits, they weigh so much that I need that halter. Well, mine's newer, and I don't know how much you're saying. I think we need another titty fight. Yeah.

I do have to say though, Taylor's are natural and bigger than all of ours. Taylor, can we have another look just for the very end? They're amazing.

Wow. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. Party show. Taylor festives in the biz.

Wow. Well, they're the minds. Bitch. All right.

All right. I think we're done with the broadcast live. You guys are incredible. I want to give everyone a big hand here.

All right. Let's give a big amen and a women to all the penthouse pets and their handlers. And I also want to say thank you to the new owners of penthouse.

Bob Guccione was a dear friend of mine. Yes. And a dear, dear wonderful man who started also a revolution and created Real Girls Next Door compared to the guy.

That actually had sex instead of just riding horseback and eating spaghetti while making it. That's Holly. So I'm always touched.

That's me and Alex. Get us. And Piss. What are we doing?

Wait a minute. That's a phone. We're really excited about our relationship with penthouse. As a matter of fact, we're in penthouse.

We're on penthouse four. We're here somewhere in this issue, I think. Yeah, we're somewhere. We're somewhere in here.

Okay. But we had a bunch of pets on a few months ago for masturbation month. And it was...

Is this the one? And it was penthouse self-petting. Here we go. Self-petting.

Yeah, penthouse self-petting right here. Yeah. With Ryan Keely and Phoenix Marine. Ice is tailor.

Ice is tailor. And let's see. That's Taylor. All right.

So anyway. Thank you so much, penthouse pets. Thank you so much, Holly. And thank you so much, Laney.

Thank you. And thank you. Our studio audience has been great in the room. Thank you, Kelly, for putting this together.

Thank you, everybody here at the Speakeasy for putting it all together for us. And thank you, my darling viewer. Or if you're in the cheap seats and just listening,

thank you, too. Whether you're watching us or listening in your mansion on a hill or your cardboard box. Yeah, I want you to be good.

I want you to be happy. I want you to feel and find all the pleasures in life. Get inspired by this penthouse pet. And masturbate to our fucking movies.

Masturbate to our fucking movies, all right? Make love to their fucking movies. Let it inspire your marriage so you can stay with the same person for 47 years.

Instead of getting bored, you can get inspired by the pets. And whatever you do, make like bonobos, not baboons, okay? Here, bonobos. Make like bonobos.

These are like the bonobos of the human race here. Peace through pleasure. Yes, peace through pleasure, that's right. Make like bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. And even if you're masturbating to penthouse pets.

I love you. Tell them you love them. And I just want to remind all of our listeners and the audience around the world, we are the Arab Spring.

We are the American Spring. We have radicalized the world and we are the foot soldiers of the revolution, the sexual revolution

that will change everything in the world. Not George Bush and not those guys. Send them back to church. We are the revolution. Take them out.

Yeah. Amen and amen.