LiNGERiE FREAK
I confess: I’m a lingerie freak. As if you couldn’t tell. Lingerie is sartorial foreplay, visual arousal for my partner(s) and fuel for my erotic engines. Undercover fashion passions feel cool and look hot, tease as they please, reveal as they conceal. But they’re more than that, at least for me. Slinky slips, lacy teddies, pretty panties, silky stockings, vintage garter belts, dominatrixy corsets, fetish wear and high heels are all parts of my uniforms and the Weapons of Mass Seduction I wield on the frontlines of my “war” against sexual oppression.
Full transcript of LiNGERiE FREAK on The Dr. Susan Block Show:
You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, rappers and porn stars, models and moguls, lingerie lovers, pantyhose, freak, stalking, fetishes, corset, wares, teddy, lover, slips, slips, slipping through time.
All you freaks, all you children of sex, uh-huh, and we are all children of sex. That's right. We may or may not be children of God, but we are all children of sex with the capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? I want to welcome you to my womb room, baby. Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA.
I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the airwaves and kind of like some of those southern preacher girls. I have a lot of hair and a hat, big hat, and I try to practice what I preach unlike a lot of preachers. And I preach the power and the glory. What's not going to work? Of sex. Sex does work. Whoops. Evie is tangled up in my garden of Eden now.
Here she goes. Okay. Okay, I'm getting a little bit. See, this is a show tonight about, you know, kind of fixing yourself up in lingerie and hats and headphones. Right, right. This is definitely a Kodak moment right here. I'm getting my hat fixed onto my headphones. And I got this hat in Paris, actually, as I was telling one of my guests earlier. Most of my hats I get in downtown LA, but every once in a while I get one somewhere else.
Why not Paris? Although downtown LA is one of the greatest places to shop. I will miss it when I leave, but I love it. I love downtown LA for shopping. And tonight we are talking about shopping. Lingerie. Oh, and just about all clothing out there is lingerie, except maternity clothes and even them sometimes.
You know, I mean all the clothes, all the outerwear is what we used to think of as innerwear. I guess it was Madonna or I don't know. Somehow the outerwear, the innerwear, the secret clothing, the garments that reveal as they conceal the tease to please. Well, I mean it's clubwear, it's everything. It's not just for the boudoir. Of course, I've always had my boudoir on the air, so you know, I've always worn lingerie.
You know, I mean, I just figure if you're a cook, you do a cooking show with like a big hat and an apron, right, in a kitchen. And if you're me and you do a sex show, you do it in a bed in lingerie. I love lingerie. I am not exactly a lingerie fetishist, because honestly, when I'm actually having sex most of the time, I'm not wearing it. I mean this is, it's more like foreplay. I don't know, it's just gets me feeling sexy and makes a statement. I love it.
I am kind of maybe not a lingerie fetishist, but a lingerie freak, right, which brings me to my theme tonight, which, wait just a moment, brothers and sisters, it's going to all make sense lingerie freak, lingerie freak. As I introduce my illustrious guests, yes, we're going to have a fun show tonight. And my first guest is actually the fairy princess that dressed me in my current outfit, which is by the amazing Coco Risque.
Hey, hey, Coco Risque. And this is Gabby. I mean we could call you Coco. Coco, absolutely.
Coco Gabs. That's what everybody knows me. What is the origin of these names? Coco Risque actually comes from Spice lingerie, which is actually the store in downtown LA.
And so we wanted to play with the spice and the sugar, but sugar is just a cliche, just everyone has sugar. So Coco definitely came that way. And then of course we sell lingerie and novelty items, so Risque is the side of it. You could have a line of sugar with the spice.
But the general thing, Spice. Yes, Spice. And you are a lingerie mogul? Yes.
Wow. And a lingerie freak? Yeah. And what turned you on to lingerie?
It was really years ago when I was in the closet with my lingerie, like how gays come out. I came out with my fetishes to lingerie. Just liking it, wearing under my clothes when I would go to school, colleges or work, or going to dinner with my boyfriend.
I would always wear it under fishnets, laces and stuff and corsets. And then just sharing it with a bunch of my girlfriends. They became interested in it and I would buy things and tell them exactly what would work for their body types. And everybody just started following my trend with wearing it underneath clothes
or wearing it out like Madonna, like you said, to the clubs. And I just became a blogger because of it. And then novelty items, I fell into it because I love foreplay. And with lingerie, it's just like you said, it's a foreplay.
You want to feel sexy. And the way you do that is getting into massagers and everything else. Well, you definitely dressed me very, very nicely. I really like this outfit.
It's mainly about this bustle thing here, which is sort of like a widow's wedding, I guess. I mean, it's like a wedding dress back without the front. I mean, you couldn't get married in this thing or dad wouldn't give away the bride. You'd hide the bride.
I mean, come on, honey, where's your skirt? But it's, you know, just that's what makes it lingerie, right? That's what makes it. But it's got this big bustle in the back that for a white girl gives me an ass.
So, you know, so, yeah. So it's very nice. And then there's this sexy little teddy thing here that is very, very nice. I might take this off later, but yeah.
And then, of course, we have the matching stockings that are from Leg Avenue. And yeah, you've got just a wonderful little store in downtown LA, which, by the way, is right across from the belly dance stores that I also love. Right.
So, you know, you've got the difference. Because the belly dance stores, you can't dress all belly dance. You've got to get some stockings, right? And they don't have any stockings.
So you've got to go over there. And it's right on Santy Alley, which is just the most amazing place. I mean, it's off Santy Alley. It's on Santy Street.
It's one block west from Santy Alley. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like all these buyers from all over the world come there to buy things for their stores in Oklahoma and Saudi Arabia.
You know, so you're getting deals. Right. Okay. And what are you wearing, my dear?
I am actually wearing one of our stores' election. It's actually from Foreplay. And it's kind of placed top and everything. So I just have to wear it because it's one of our best sellers.
But you have to talk into the microphone. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, right. It's good you're standing, but that microphone doesn't stand with you.
It's just one of our newest selection of dresses that we carry now. So if you are in the cheap seats and only listening on Radio Suzy One, I will just say it's like black lace and a little bit of opaque black hiding, you know, the genitals. And everything else is black lace and flowy and definitely flowy for the club look. It definitely looks like a club thing that is kind of lingerie-like.
It has that lingerie. A lot of lingerie is now becoming like outwear. Yes, it sure is. So what do you wear for bed?
What do you actually wear for sex? It would be more like a vatetti of what you're wearing. You would wear the vatetti. Oh, yes.
Anything that's easy opening. Right. Right. Or pull aside.
Pull aside. Actually, a lot of the stuff comes with openings in the middle, so you don't even have to take it off. This one, you know, is a pull aside. Anyway, later.
All right. So now we have your lovely model. Yes, Lisa. Lisa.
Lisa. What's a nice girl like you doing in lingerie like that? Well, I do fashion shows for Cocoa Risqué. I've been doing it for about a year.
So now I'm here with her tonight. Yes. Well, fashion, lingerie fashion is just like any fashion in a way. It's a little more risqué, right?
That's Cocoa Risqué. So how do you like modeling lingerie? I love it. I do.
I do usually lingerie and bikinis, but I like lingerie better. Yeah. You like lingerie better than bikinis? Right.
You feel better in it. Right. You're in the bikini. You can't wear any stockings.
Your legs are hanging out. You know, I mean, you can't. I guess they let you wear high heels. So that's okay.
But bikinis, yeah, they're kind of limited. You know, they're good to swim in. They are. But yeah, lingerie is good to strut your stuff.
Yes. You get to play. You get to accessorize. Yes.
You do. I bet you do. Well, we're going to, you're wearing various accessories. I'm not going to get into it, but I think we're going to
have a little stripping shortly. But I want to introduce my other guests. So, okay, do you model anything else? I mean, jeans or stuff like that?
All bathing suits? It's usually just lingerie bikinis. Yeah. I usually have naked.
How about naked? Do you ever do any naked modeling? I do, but usually I'm like covered up. But you go like this?
Yeah. Yeah. Inplied. Implied.
Well, speaking of implied and unimplied. Mostly unimplied. Direct blatant, shall we say, and beautiful. Modeling.
And just one of our favorite guests. Back again, third time is the charm. This could be a special night. This is, of course, the fabulous Odette de la Croix.
And her name sounds like lingerie. You should have a lingerie line with a name like that. I wish. I wish.
Yeah. And I did put some lingerie. I see this. I see.
A nice little sort of tiny one piece. And as far as we were talking about access and openings, this snaps right from the bottom and comes up just like a baby's onesie.
A baby's onesie. And snaps and folds out. So maybe we'll see that later. A baby's onesie.
Right. Okay. But instead of a diaper underneath there, there's a little play thing.
Right. I'm glad we don't have. Yeah. But I mean diapers, for some people, that's lingerie.
I do do diaper modeling. I bet you do. Yes, I do. Okay.
We first have to establish that you are well over 21. Yes. But she looks, you know, what can I say? I'm not even going to say.
So I can imagine you doing diaper modeling. And what do you feel? Do you feel when you model a diaper? Well, I was hesitant to try it at first.
And then once I finally got one on, I told the person, because I do custom videos, and I said, if you want me in it, they're not cheap. You'll have to send me the diapers you want.
Okay, custom video. Yes. So you have a client who's a diaper baby. A diaper fetishist.
Right, right, right. Okay. And so he sent me these very expensive, lovely adult diapers, fitted for me.
Mmm. I put them on. And as a petite person, I love warmth. I love comfort.
I have kind of a bony ass. Mmm, there you go. So once I sat down the diaper, I'm like, you know, this feels pretty good.
It's comfy. It's like a little nest around my ass. It's warm, and he didn't want me to pee in it or do any kind of diaper.
Oh, I was going to ask. But the second time around, he's like, all right, you're ready to pee. You're broken it, and now you're, yes.
And you know what? That felt even better. It's the warmth thing for me. Having the warmth in that area felt really nice.
So I've always been open-minded about it. And I'm not wearing one right now. No, it wouldn't go with that outfit. No.
Well, yeah. Right. And I don't know if I would classify diapers as lingerie. I guess for some people, yeah, it's a fetish item.
And it's a much larger fetish than I ever imagined it to be. I get clients, I get very regular two clients from Mexico who order videos from me regularly, and then a huge plethora of German diaper fetishes.
Now, where'd you learn a word like plethora? I have an English degree. And this is how I'm using it these days. All right.
It's being put to very good use. A plethora of uses. That's great. So, yeah, so you have a plethora of clients
that are into different little things and they send you requests. Yes. A lot of them, I shoot a lot with BBW's Big Beautiful Woman. And to contrast yourself.
Yes, because I'm... You're about one of the tinier women. I'm 88 pounds and five feet tall. Very, very petite.
And I shoot my target casting for BBW's is Woman Over 5A and Over 350 pounds. Okay. So, the biggest of the big, the curviest of the curvy.
And what do you... Do you like that or do you just... You're just such an entrepreneur. I mean, speaking of entrepreneurs.
I love it. I love that. Does it make your pussy wet? It does.
It has become this growing fetish for me. And I think because I've always been into contrast. Good. Well, it's good to work in work you like.
In a sense, just like the diapers, they're soft and warm all over. Right. And especially when they're on top of me. But you, you're like this little twig.
I mean, do you eat anything? Yes. What do you eat? I eat a healthy diet.
I eat fish usually five times a week. Right, right, right. You are healthy. You're not one of those girls that eats like in and out and then.
Yeah. And it's like that anyway. Every now and then, but you know. Right.
You keep your girlish face. Even though you like the big ones, you like to be... And honestly, the fetish modeling is a workout. When I'm shooting, it's like going to the gym.
You always do a workout. You were here at my birthday last week. Oh, yes. Okay.
Happy birthday to me in case you didn't say it already. And like you did what with me. We both did this fire play with Dark Phoenix where I mean, he was like, you know,
spitting out these amazing flames that went right up our asses. And I wasn't wearing a bustle though, because that would have gone up in flames. No, I had to have a bare ass.
And it was just so amazing, such an incredible feeling. But when I looked at the pictures later, it looks a little bit like he's lighting a giant, you know. Yes.
I can say that's my show. Yeah. It looks like he's lighting a giant fart. Yeah, it's a fireball.
And it kind of rolls forward. And when I was sort of stationed there and he was breathing the fire onto my ass, it felt like it met my ass and then kind of rolled up my back
like a little fireball. And to me, it felt really, really pleasurable. And in the same way that like, I like a little bit of pain.
I'm not really into the impact play. I don't like getting beat up. But in the same way that when the BBW sit on me, it's a little bit of breath play involved.
My breathing is limited when I do chest sitting. I do face sitting. I do it all with them. And every now and then I also top them.
Yeah. Which was amazing. Oh, they sit on you? They sit on me.
Oh, my God. And then every now and then I'll do them with the strap on to kind of reverse the rolls. I'm worried about you.
You have a nurse nearby. It looks a lot worse than it is. That would be kind of sexy, though, to have a nurse in one of her sexy little nurse lingerie outfits.
If anybody wants to guest as a nurse. Actually, I know of a great nurse that should wear a sexy little lingerie outfit. So there we go.
They just bought a bunch of stuff at Cocoa Risqué Spicy lingerie on Santy. Have you been there? I haven't, yeah.
But do you have cosplay sort of outfits? We do. One of our biggest things is costume lingerie. Talking to the microphone.
Oh, sorry. Costume lingerie is one of our big things. And I do a lot of fashion shows for that. I might need to make a little visit.
Absolutely. Because you're a real costume girl. I do. And it plays into a lot of the fetish videos
and the scripts that I get require costumes. They're into the role play. But yeah, the diapers, the BBWs, two things I never would have imagined five years ago.
I could see you as like, you know, like little red riding hood. Well, you know, I grew up in Maine, literally in a forest about two miles removed
from society. So I grew up, my parents would be like, go outside and play. Rain or shine, snow or sun.
And I think like a lot of that, the sort of tribalism is still in me. Wow. You are a tribal girl.
Oh, yes. You definitely are. Definitely with that fire going up your ass. Oh my God.
And yeah. And then, and the fire was up her ass while I was holding a Hitachi magic wand on her clit just to make it all pleasurable.
Yes. Pleasure and pain together. Pleasure and blissful. Was it painful or scary?
It felt like, it felt like when I'm cooking and I open the oven in that heat wave. Yeah. A little spray.
Yeah, but not too bad. It's not too bad. I really recommend it. I do too.
All right. So we'll get back to you. And I want to introduce my surprise guest of the night, Alexis.
Hello. Hello. Alexis. Pleasure.
Well, so you just kind of appeared in the womb room tonight. I know. And we've got you here.
You kind of buttered me up, said you've been watching the show since, I don't know. 90s.
You were a little. HBO days. Infant and diaper speaking of things. Oh, so horny.
Yeah. And HBO. Well, yeah. I mean, there's all kinds of,
they keep rerunning my HBO things, but you maybe saw, you know, the heyday. I did. And so here you are.
Here I am. So present yourself. My name is Alexis. I'm fellow fetish.
I enjoy a pleasure pain. I like to be submissive. And I also like to be a top. So I'm a switch and enjoy a little bit of everything.
You seem to like a sexy outfits. I mean, that's kind of a lingerie. What is that? That's a corset of leather or leather.
It's lambskin. It's lambskin. Okay. All right.
All you animal activists. Don't get too upset. Don't. Okay.
Okay. There's nothing I don't like to try or experiment with. And I'm always up for new things. Are you a freak?
Oh, yes. What kind of freak specifically? Specifically probably a big spanking public. Spanking.
Public sex freak. I, you know, I have, where am I spanking? Oh, they took away my spanking implements. Cause it's not my birthday anymore.
Last week was all about spanking. I mean, not all. We did have Sybian rides and fire. Well, it was kind of like a fire spanking really.
Wasn't it? It was a lot of attention to the buttocks last week. That's the birthday buttocks. And, and yet, you know, I know they're over there.
So we can always spank and get spanked. I'd like that. Yes. So you're spanking freak.
Spanking or getting spanked or both? Both. Really? Okay.
Spanker and spanky. Spanker and spanky. Okay. And, and now, speaking of freaks, we were wondering where this theme was going.
Right. Yeah. You can play it a little more. Yeah.
Okay. This is the music. Oh. Yeah.
Marky D. Let's hear it. We're going to hear more of free, but the freak himself is sitting here. Freakin.
I'm good. You have to talk into your microphone with your soft voice. There you go. Yeah.
Get right up to it. Okay. We often say like you're giving head, but don't, well, I'm not trying to imply anything by that except that you should get your lips right.
Right. Okay. You know, the whole thing. And you're not wearing, oh, nobody's wearing headphones.
Okay. Whatever. So just get close. Oh, you're wearing headphones.
Look at you. You get headphones. I like to hear myself. I know.
Yes. It helps modulate. You know that. Right.
Right. Okay. As a freak. Yes.
Yes. So this is your, I mean, this is a great sex song. Oh yeah. Yeah.
I mean, it's about other things too. But I mean, with mainly about freaking about freaking, which is, I mean, you can be all kinds of freak. You can be a shopping freak and a lingerie freak and a political freak.
I mean, you can be any kind of freak, but the real meaning of freak, sexual freak. Sexual freak. Right.
Yeah. All right. So, so why did you write this song about being such a freak? It's actually a pretty funny story.
I used to manage a shoe store where I live at in Whittier, which makes an appearance in the music video, this shoe store. And there was this couple that came in and it was just them two. And there was a lady fussing with her boyfriend about not being freaky
enough. This is actually my first song I ever wrote. So she was saying he was not freaky enough. He was shopping for high heels for her.
No, he was shopping for tennis shoes. They were both shopping for tennis shoes. Oh, just tennis shoes. Yeah.
But they were going back and forth and you can hear start to get upset because I'm a little workaholic and we wasn't freaky enough. And I kind of just was like, I'll be pretty interesting. Wow.
So he just wasn't, wasn't doing it for her. I guess not. You know, it wasn't even like some special shoes here. I mean, wow.
Okay. Well, so you realized how important it is to the women. Oh, yeah. To be, to be a good freak.
You got, you got to, you know, if, if, if men aren't freaking, we're freaking out of there. Right. I mean, I mean, we figure, okay, if you're not freaking,
I mean, maybe you just don't like us and we like to be like, that's why we put on all this lingerie. So don't be shy guys. Oh, yeah.
But there's a lot of shy guys who need to learn to freak. Yeah. And your video is a little bit of a primer, right? Yeah.
I mean, I wanted to do another version of it, you know, but yeah, I had to do that version. You wanted to do another version, but you had to do that. I had to do the, the more PG version.
Well, I mean the first verse is that PG. No, but you, you don't. I mean, like, wow, that was pretty explicit talk. I mean, I would say even our porn star hero debt,
would you say that was like dirty talk? Oh, I would say that's definitely dirty talk. Yeah. That's the PG.
Whoa. I wonder what the X is. I mean, as far as the visual part. Oh, the visual.
Right, right, right, right. You know the. Yeah, the visual. Well, you know, you want it to be on like YouTube and stuff.
Yeah. Yeah. So you could have another version if somebody wants to finance it. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Okay, I hear that. We want to finance the X rated version. Maybe you could shoot it here.
So yeah, but like, was there a moment in your life when you decided I am a freak? Yeah. I mean, it's natural. I'm a tourist and I heard tourists are running.
Well, they're ruled by Venus. So I mean, not that I believe in that stuff. Are you a lingerie freak? Oh, yeah.
I like boy shorts and a lot. I don't know why. I like boys. Nobody's wearing boy shorts tonight.
I mean, I like thongs too. Yeah. Oh, okay. I like thongs too.
Well, good. I mean, I love boy shorts. Oh, yeah. This is a triple strap thong teddy we got going here.
Yes. Very, very fancy dancing. Yeah. So lingerie freaks, we got lingerie.
So I think we're going to do a little fashion show with your song as the music. So everyone should prepare to be in the fashion show, by the way. So, you know, kind of straighten yourself or whatever, crooked yourself or, you know, and, but we're going to start with cocoa risqué.
This is a place if you've got women, it seems like you have one woman or. I can have multiple women. You can have multiple. If I ask.
Yes, whatever you want. You can bring. Okay. Next time I want you to bring multiple women.
Okay. Okay. Right. Okay.
Wow. I want to see that. And you should, you know, shop for them at cocoa risqué. I will do it.
Okay. So we're going to have a little show with Lisa here. So you can, you want to go up on the stripper pole or do you want to just go around?
You can come around here. You will? Yeah. Okay.
This is Lisa in cocoa risqué. And she's wearing a corset. It's a little big. It's a little big.
We have to say. It's a little big. And, and. Story of my life.
Yeah. Whoa. And so, get my microphone. And you're also wearing the schoolgirl skirt.
This is, do schoolgirls really wear these skirts now? I mean, sort of. Yeah. A little bit.
A little bit. You were recently a schoolgirl and you wore that skirt. Or a skirt like this. Maybe, yeah.
Yeah. This is, yeah. It's not exactly, like some of them are like above the genitals. So, right.
Odette wears those. Yes. Yeah. You're an experienced schoolgirl skirt wearer, right?
And an experienced schoolgirl in general. That was a very dirty schoolgirl. You were. Catholic school all the way through.
All the way through. All the way through. Can we say, can we say, you know, shout out Loyola? Yes.
Because there's been a couple magazines who have already kind of outed me. Okay. We're going there. So now it's, I'm out.
Right. I went to Loyola Marymount, good old Jesuit school. Nice Catholic education. Yeah.
Very good. Well, I went to Yale, which is a little more Protestant, but you also founded by ministers. Yes. Founded by ministers as a religious school.
And so, you know, I have my fans and my detractors there. Have you acquired any detractors here? It's most, you know, I actually helped a couple of professors do some sex sort of research after I graduated when they were comfortable approaching me and talking about it.
So I do, I was an informant for a couple of researchers and they were all supportive. An informant? Yes. That sounds very CIA.
Well, I was a bit under cover. I'm going to start being suspicious of her. Okay. Speaking of getting out from under the covers, we're now going to strip off the corset
and perhaps the skirt. Here we go. So turn the music up. Freak, baby.
Freak. And yes, hello, John. John Clark is here. Hello.
You want to come up to a microphone because she's now up here. We've, we've gotten, I know I be careful what I asked for. You're sitting next to Gabby of Coco Risqué lingerie and Spice lingerie. Spicy.
And this is Odette Delacroix. This is John Clark. We should explain. Okay.
I'm going to explain you best I can. Unless you'd like to explain yourself. Probably not. No.
You would like an explanation. You can't remember. Okay. John was one of my original producers of this show, which was pure radio at the time.
None of, none of this visual shenanigan stuff. Saturday night it was called. It was called a lot of things. Date night was one of them.
Date night. And we hooked people up on the telephone. Yes, we did. And you and I could go out and have a coffee while the people would talk to each other.
Yes. We'd let them do that. It was a really easy show. It was very.
You could let other people entertain. Well, I still do that. I have guests on now and I let them entertain everybody. Yeah.
And sometimes they actually, I do just as much matchmaking as we ever did. Because, you know, people want to be with people, you know? And they find each other through, especially when you're talking about sets. But you know, I think we were innovators.
I think we were the first to do that. I think so too. To actually have people mix on the air and talk to each other and just forget about the host. They would actually have an intimate conversation on the air and we could all listen in.
We had a seven second delay, I believe. Yes. Well, that's why I call everybody a voyeur that's listening in on this show. But yes, it was very voyeuristic then, especially with the people calling in like that.
Sometimes from, you know, under the blankets with, you know, the wife or the mom in the next room or something. You know. So John produced our first radio show. Well, mine, that was before I got married.
And he is also the ex, I don't know how you describe this, ex widower of Lynn Redgrave of the Redgrave family. And he is also a former child star and just general Shakespearean phenomenon type person. And so here he is, John Clark. Prior John.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, so here you are.
You know, nobody's heard of my ex, Lynn Redgrave, not this younger generation. Yeah, I noticed they didn't get a reaction. I got more of a reaction talking about you producing my show. Who?
Well, I thought some old fogies might know who the Redgrave is. But you know something, in New York just last week, on June the 3rd, actually, there was a, the 45 Bleaker Street Theater was being renamed the Lynn Redgrave Theater. Oh. Yeah.
Well, then people will know who she is again. And you know what? I wrote to the owner of the theater and I said, I'm coming in. I want to see my kids who don't talk to me for the last six years.
Right. But they were all, they were the honorable, honorary chairs, you see. So I said, I'm going to come in. I want to meet my son.
He's a captain flying for Delta Airlines now. Yeah. Yeah. Benji.
Which means I can fly free anywhere in the world. Hello, Benji. Sure. Well, you can.
At least you get that metaphor. You tell him about your other son, my other son. What? I'm pretty sure.
Oh, Max wants to fly free. He wants to be a relative. And then our daughter Annabelle, who's a photographer in Manhattan, and my other daughter, the famous lesbian who became a Buddhist nun who lives in Norfolk, England. She was flying over.
So I thought, well, I'll see. The famous lesbian. Yeah. Yeah.
But you know what? I was ignored by everybody. Nobody responded. And I thought, I'm not going to, you know, when I attended Lynn's funeral, I wound up on my back in Kent, Connecticut, outside the church, because nobody will let me in.
And the cops came out. These people are drama. Okay. Shakespearean, like the Barrymores, the Red Graves and John Clark and divorce in sickness and in health.
They are full of drama. And, you know, I love them. I had a great time with you guys. And Lynn, rest in peace.
Love you too. I do. I'm sorry, but I do. That's okay.
It's a pangor canyon. She was always wonderful to me. And I had wonderful times there and with all your children. But you know what?
Let me just finish. You're my friend. Yeah, okay. But listen, let me just finish.
I didn't go to New York. You're never going to finish. I didn't go. Seriously.
Seriously. You're not going to finish. And I have to stop you unless you have one punchline. Oh, yeah, yeah.
The punchline is I saw, I didn't go by the way. That's not a punchline. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You have enough theater training to know that's not a punchline. My kids, my kids didn't go either. Okay. And then I saw a picture of this theater, which is a storefront.
And the last show they had there was Deep Throat, you know. Deep Throat. Yeah. Yeah.
We just broadcast from Deep Throat the Play, which is an excellent play that you should see. Yeah. No, I did see. Signature of Ron Jeremy, right?
I saw it. I saw it. Actually, John introduced me to Ron Jeremy or was that Tony Grant who introduced us? Anyway, Dr. Tony Grant.
Now, if you haven't heard of Lynn Redgrave, you really haven't heard of Dr. Tony Grant. Okay. So look her up. Yeah.
So here we are. Oh, while I was talking or while John was talking, you stripped down to this outfit. Okay. So this is a real lingerie outfit.
I almost got this one. And then I just thought this was more, you know, me. But this is really nice. This is also me.
I love it. And it's really very flattering and beautiful. And it's like a fence. It's kind of like the fishnet look.
Right? Fishnet look. If you think your legs look good in fishnets, try a fishnet dress. It isn't really a fishnet thing.
It's sort of nylon too. All right. So why don't you get up on the stripper pole? Can you do that?
What do you do? Okay. You don't have to dance on it. You can just stand on it.
How about, are you afraid of heights? In front of me. You stand and you, you know, you look like you know what you're doing. You just sort of model and really look up your ass.
Yeah. Nice. Okay. I think walking around a little bit.
Yeah, there you go. Okay. So how's the view there, John? Hey, John, how's the view?
What? How's the view? The view is great from here. Okay.
All right. Okay. Okay. Do you want to tell us anything else about this outfit, Gabby?
It's one of our popular sellers actually at the store. Stay up there. Stay up there. Are you scared?
Oh. Oh, it's slippery. And this one actually, it hugs really nicely on the thigh area. So it's one of the popular ones.
And it does slim you down if you have like a little tummy. It definitely hugs everything nicely and it's very flattering. Very nicely. Okay.
Okay. Well, okay. So if you, I don't want you to stand on a step if you can come down here. And turn around.
All right. So have you ever worn this outfit before? I have not. So how does it make you feel?
I love it honestly. I do. So if you were a character in a play or a movie, what would you be? Would you be like, you know, Mulan Rouge?
Actually, that's how I feel. Yeah, that's you. That's me. So you're just like a street whore.
What are you? I don't know. A very well-dressed street whore though. Very, very well-dressed, right?
Very, very nice. No, I don't know. What do you feel like? It's weird, but I kind of feel like seeing like a witch.
A witch? Yeah. A little bit. What do you think?
What does she look like? I can't hear you when you're back there. Get up to that much. A sexy witch.
See the hat. Right. Halloween, you know. Okay.
All right. A little bit spiderwebby. Yeah. Okay.
That's probably why. That's probably why. Okay. Does any more come off?
That's it. Okay. We have one more outfit. We have one more outfit.
Yes. Okay. Okay. So I think you're going to go get into that outfit now.
Okay. So we're going to do a little more. So quick change. Because Gabby is the mistress of changing.
Transformation. Right? Transformation. Okay.
So now I have, let's see, which of my other lovely ladies. I don't know if I should have the men model tonight. You guys don't look like you're wearing lingerie or anything. It could be for someone.
It could be for someone. You know, Odette, you have a very open mind. And I love that about you. You have an amazing mind.
It's fantastic. It's college-educated, but more. You know, because there's a lot of dumb college-educated. And there's the bedroom part, yeah.
The college thing gives you the vocabulary. What music do we have now? Yeah. What are we doing now?
What is this? You don't know. You're the engineer. You got to know.
If you're going to do it, you got to say you're sorry on the microphone. I'm sorry. I just, I got carried away. I'm sorry.
I'm going to get mistress Ava to whip you. Okay. Hey Susie, you want to see me in my wife's front? In your, in your what?
My wife's front. Wife's front? Yeah. I look like the guy in family guy, you know.
Okay. I'm not sure that is something I, I think I probably need to do the Bonoboville communion before I see that. Okay.
So we're going to do that. Okay. Would you like to participate in Bonoboville communion? Okay.
So Odette already knows all about it. So first of all, I think we should just do a little modeling with you Odette. Yeah. Right.
Because you did wear lingerie tonight. So let's, let's see this outfit. It's not coca risqué unfortunately, but next time. Yeah.
It looks like something they might carry. Yeah. Yeah. It is.
So, okay. So are we going to play more freak or the other one? Okay. What's the name of the other one?
Are we playing the other one now? We're going to play freak now. So he can line up the other one. Okay.
You ready for freak? Okay. So play the freak for our freak. You are a little bit of a wonderful, fantastic freak.
Odette. And a very little, because she's only 88 pounds. Striding up to the stage in her teddy. She looks like one of these girls in the gymnastics section of the, right?
You don't look like a grownup. I'm sorry. I'm the dirty gymnast tonight. You do.
You look like the gymnast. You look like you're going to do cartwheels. I wish I could. Balance beam.
Right. No, you do. You do. You've got the body for it.
And, I mean, you can just do some poses like you're on a balance beam. Oh, balance poses. Just think, you know, and you're not on a balance beam, so it could be anything. Yeah, there you go.
That looks very gymnastical. Well, that's ballet. And one of the reasons why I wore this one is because it had a special feature that I liked.
One of the reasons why I bought it, because sometimes you're in a rush. Yes. And I think we're going to all be feeling a rush at this point. Whoa.
That was a rush. Was that a rush? Or what? Is that what you call a lingerie rush?
Right. Freak of the week over here. Okay. Marky D.
Did you see that? Yes. Okay. It's talking on microphone.
Yes, I did. Okay, you did. Okay, you took a picture with your eyes. Yes.
Okay, okay. Did anybody miss that? Abraham missed it. Did we do it again?
Can you put the music on again? And we need to see that. And actually, I think Gabby missed it. Okay, here we go.
This is a special lingerie feature. Don't blink. Don't blink. You know, it's concealed.
Yes. This is almost club wear if you're, I guess, at the right club. Or if you're a gymnast. Exactly.
Exactly. I don't quite have the bikini wax for gymnastics right now. No, no, no, no. That's the surprise.
Okay, here we go. Here comes the surprise. I told you there was a surprise. It's not a back flip, but it works.
No. It definitely is impressive. And we give you what, how many stars can they give? 10?
15. All of them. All of them. All of them.
This is amazing. I mean, you know, I mean, freak, it's, it's, there's so much beauty in somebody who's a little bit different, who looks like such a little girl and you'd expect the bald pussy, right?
And, and it's not at all. It's a nice bush, right? From the 70s. Definitely.
That's the beauty. Except, except yes, this is very important. Unlike the 70s, where it was growing like, like the Congolese rainforest, you know, all over everything and your teeth getting in it.
She nicely shades. I call it, I keep the party area clean. You know, some of us guys like to see a shrub or two. Exactly.
And we're not talking about George Bush. People still know who he is. A shrub. We don't want to see him.
This is the only bush I vote for. It's very 60s, isn't it? You know, 60s, 70s, every, every age probably except recently. I think it's coming back.
It is coming back. It is coming back. Of course, in fact, you know. And a lot of big porn stars now have.
But yours is so impressive. Made a bush. There's something, I mean, I must say a lot of them are, are showing Bush now. Right?
But there's something just beautiful, right? Freak. A little freaky. A little freaky.
It's just the right amount of freaky. And it shows that I'm a woman, even though I have the baby face. And we're so glad you're showing that. Yeah.
You know, because IDs and stuff. Although, I noticed you did show your ID on my camera. I did show it. Yes, I did.
Several times just staying there with her eyes. Freak. Okay. I'm holding the snake.
Right. Yeah, do you like the snake? I do. You want me to take a peek?
Yeah, you can hold it. And then I'm going to put her away. But you can hold her around your bush. Okay.
Yeah. So now. She'll have a little bush to play in. You could just hold her there.
And now I have Alexis here, who I'm going to ask to model her leather lingerie outfit. Pleasure and leather. And Alexis. And she's wearing a corset.
And stockings. Or it's like, oh, she's caught. See, this is one thing about lingerie. It sometimes does get caught on things.
Okay. Here she goes. And she has on those giant fence pantyhose, which are really, really nice, except they get tangled up a lot.
But, you know, oh, look at this. Moody. Right? Pussy popping.
Right? I mean, even though you're really popping your ass, it's called pussy popping. Everything's moving. Everything is moving.
Right? You know about this. This is a rap sort of, um, delicacy. Okay.
Can you do that again? Yeah. Okay. Now we have me at the back.
I can't talk. Can't walk. I'm late at home. I'm late at home.
I'm at the top. I'm on the couch. I'm at the wall. Woo!
I hear all those places you're looking at. The Pasadena, the rail wall. She's got to be quite. Can't get caught.
Have sex up in the bathroom store. Oh, here she goes. Up the pole. And she's pussy popping right in front of me.
Whoa, I got that big. Wow Yeah, I must be a freak. Oh, yeah, I've definitely a lingerie. This is some hot lingerie and It went two pairs of nannies
You know Okay I know She goes look at that
Yeah We can see what kind of lingerie you're wearing. All right, let's hear it for Alexis and Free by Marky Dean. Thank you, right. Here they are two freaky girls. Okay, so So we're about to do bonoboville communion
Right, you should stay up here because you're going to do it with me And then we are going to have another lingerie show from coco risqué So, uh, we're very excited about that. By the way, speaking of coco risqué I I was in coco risqué lingerie last week for my birthday when I kind of decided I would dress like a clown
but kind of a sexy clown and So i'm wearing these stockings here and uh And and this big white robe and stuff and then
You know the guy you can also get him at coco risqué. Oh, yeah, definitely. We have a lot of those The inflatable ones. Yeah, right the inflatable ones are the best kind. Okay, so now Bonoboville communion wear is one of my beautiful helpers
Let's see Hannah lilyana Ashley Somebody ah, here's lilyana wearing some very sexy lingerie. Can we remove the Frumpy jacket, please
Can we remove that? Yes, and let's hear it for lovely lilyana We're going to deliver the salt Bring the salt and the uh shot glasses. Sometimes we do this with jello shots Um
But this is a drink. Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. So first of all There needs to be a nipple Can we yeah, you have you have two of them right there? Okay
And you have two also All right. I'm glad you never know There are some freaks with three right and that's okay too, right? Yeah
Mistress avar. Yeah. Oh mistress avar has on crotchless panties. Wait a second. Show those again You have to let the photographer catch those right in The womb room is a naked womb On the couch belonging to our bartender of the night
Mistress avar. I came prepared because it was lingerie day. Yep lingerie freak. Crotchless panties y'all So you're wearing very very sexy crotchless panties and they're like white and and like all frilly and stuff like super like Like girly and and then this outfit that looks a little bit like what?
Heidi allison wonderland allison wonderland. Okay. Somehow the hair doesn't look allison wonderland. That's I can't be a blonde. I'm a latin right right. Okay. I'm a latina. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I'm glad you're in the allison wonderland outfit and oh dead here is with the big bush Yeah, it goes somehow with the freak
Kind of thing. So, yeah, she's such a slinky allison wonderland Yeah, you might have to come up here and do bonoboville shots miss bartender. You have to help anyway Okay, you have two right. So here's what we do. Um, we lick the nipples Um, well, I I could demonstrate or you could just do it. Yeah, there you go
Lick the nipples, right? There you go. She doesn't need any and now we sprinkle the salt on the nipple And look at that nipples standing at attention in the hot and steamy womb room and Right with just this lovely laundry. See lingerie, you know, you don't have to take it all
You can keep things on even as you're getting freaky Right and this is freaky. I mean for a drink, right? It's basically a body shot, but It's a bonoboville body shot, right? Okay Okay, so now, uh, you get your shot
Okay, but your nipples are then going to serve the next one. Here we go Okay, you could drink the whole thing and you down the hatch Wow I'm actually supposed to suck this salt before the shot, but who cares? Oh, she she did both. I reapplied it. Oh, oh
Wow Yeah, I love it Okay, she did a great job. I think it's my turn. I think it's your turn. So, um, I will hold Salt and okay, here we go. So you need to first wet the surface of the body
Somehow nipples work for us here, although you could do it on the ass Or um, you could also do it on the shoulder Or you know the wrist if you're really concerned Okay, okay. Oh, you got it. All right. Okay. So now I'll look half before and half
Okay, so I need a shot. Okay. We need the shot. That's the reward. No I mean, uh, I'm a small girl. We'll we'll do enough of this. You don't have to do the whole thing It's kind of a double shot That's right
This is what we call bonoboville communion Because uh, we we sort of have a religious approach to um, you know sort of party activities here
So it's communion And now I'm communed and you are right and it's it's it's kind of a ritual that we do here And uh, you like that ritual? Yeah. Yes. Is it a good ritual? Yeah, okay Right. Okay. Well good. Are you over uh, 21? Oh, of course. He should partake in the ritual
Well, as you're suggesting that are you willing to allow I have two nipples and only one got you so far So, I mean just putting it out there you have an offer you have a freak man freak Okay Do I want I step right up. Um, we could we could even play your music while you're walking up
Okay, here we go the freak himself So here we go, okay All you have to do you lick first And the only thing is you have to
I mean, he might feel that as a rapper it would be like bad for his career Okay, now, I mean I never ever force anybody Would you want me to put this in a regular cup? No, let him drink it out of here. Oh, come on. Come on. She would like you to drink it out of there
I was willing but your your fans want you to drink it out. There he goes That's a freak. That's a freak. Whoo. Let's hear it for marky d Yeah That's a freak. Okay. All right, so relax. Okay. I'm in this is yours now. You keep drinking it. Yeah
Okay, so now, uh, we're gonna have a seat Right, you can have a seat here. Yeah. No here here here here here. You're too pretty to sit over there You can also sit here if you like and we are going to now like the ladies of marianne twinette's Posse
The fiddled wall Paris burned. I'm going to watch a lingerie show by Cocoa risque And here she is
visa modeling Cocoa risque So you could describe Oh, I'm sorry. This is a one-piece red
Um, this is from rene raffae. It's one of our popular pieces as well Um, it does come with garter so you can definitely wear it with garters and it will hold the fish net The fish net that she's currently wearing we also have them available in the store and they have like an adhesive So it won't roll down
And they're yeah, so oh those are awesome when you don't want to wear your garter Some girls don't like to wear garter right, but this one piece definitely comes with garter So it's black and red and only comes in um this color in black as well Yeah, well walk around in front of us so we can see your outfit and you're in a little strut and you're out there
Yeah, it's very flattering as well You know the back area so it shows all the ass and the good thing about fish nets is that it has your thighs Right and so do you do the pussy pop? You don't
Can you just shake your ass? Yeah, oh, yeah, that's pretty good do that Okay, you want to do it for us I'll help it
Yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, okay You got a freak right Okay, so how does this one make you feel compared to the other one? I like this one. It's more conservative, but I like the colors. I like the this is conservative
I think so the other ones more it shows everything but it except this one you're asked you're the flesh of your ass It's out there turn around again Yeah, right now that that I mean, you know the other one is great, but it's like covered the ass. Yeah, right, so
We appreciate the ass And and the the material can I feel? Oh, it's very silky. I like how it feels very very silky stuff right very very nice I like it. It's it's a nice cami. You could wear that as a as a you know outdoor
It's another thing that is lingerie that also Goes out Right out, right what I usually do with this one piece. I would wear like a high waisted skirt So it looks very nice and then with a coat on top and then get naked for your boyfriend later
Yeah, or girlfriend I don't discriminate or yeah, right and we don't have to name all the races and nationalities But uh, yeah, or a trans person or something, right? Okay, that could be a boyfriend or girlfriend. Okay, so now
I see things over there. Yes. I brought a few things actually here We do have one of our top sellers at the store, which is oval brand and their adult toys massagers vibrators and so I brought some I don't know if you'd be interested in I I would say that whoever wants to try it gets it is more than welcome
I did have I have my toy cleaner one of our antibacterial toy cleaners that we do sell at spice lingerie in downtown Right, um spice lingerie. We carry all types of novelty items bachelor items as well And one of the best things about this massagers is that it has it's very intense in speed. It looks small It's it's awesome. It's a great massager to play with your boyfriend if you guys want to try
What is the brand of that ovo? Oh, yes, and so this one is actually ovo and the The name they didn't name them. It's a german made Novelty item can they bring that up here? Absolutely. And so this is d1 oval with the with the packaging Yeah, yeah, because it's nice packaging. It looks like you're getting
Some fancy, you know tiffany's jewelry or something and getting a vibrator, right? That's that's a freak thing, right? We like that So uh, so let's see. So here she is. Okay, so who's you you're gonna I am you I mean you are we fighting over it? Are we gonna
Uh, I'll let you have the first choice since You know, you just oh, okay I'll give it a test run. Okay All right, here she is and let's let's look at this package here a second. Look at this. This is a beautiful package
and Yes, a very nice device here that uh that looks Kind of Like uh, oh, oh, yes, it does. It's very you have to twist it variable
Very very sleek It can be it can be used in or on the clip with this one. Yeah, it's more like a rabbit So you want to just use it for your play around your lips. Yeah It's like a rabbit, but it's it's very sleek. Oh, yes, but it's it's smoother
right It's a better sort of power to it. Right. This is on their bullets. Uh Yeah Right
Well, yeah, it's uh, and it's it's also very nice in the sense that it does not Um, make a big sound No, I I could do this for someone literally you are right next to me. Can you hear it? Yeah, uh, no, but I have Headphones on so I'm not sure
No, I still can't hear no one can hear it. No, it's it's pretty good. Yeah Yeah And it looks beautiful and I yes Yes, it is a very womanly brand
You know I mean It's it's the kind that you would probably get in a high-end Woman sex shop not one of those kind that you know is kind of cheapy
Spencers it's no right? No, definitely not. It's a new brand that just came out and we we're proud to hold it in our store and online I love how the front of your store has the club wear and then you go farther back and you get to the lingerie And then you go way back and you get to the sex toys good stuff
And the one thing I that's I'll try to talk It has this nice kind of grip on it So it's not going to slip out of my hand. Yeah times get too good
Yes, it does seem to be uh, what is the word? Um Orgonomically ergonomically Ergonomically designed it is yes, you know some scientists were actually working on this lucky fucks They're like testing these girls like
Like Odette here and uh, I'm getting an assist Oh, you're getting some assist good good. Okay Right on that Yes, play right on the button the party area the party area
The party area you look so grown up with your high heels And your bush, right And yes, it's a lovely shade of magenta kind of flashes with the heels, but who cares, right? It's not always about color coordination
It works Now, what are we listening to? All right, that is uh, let me blow your mind by eve and Gwen Stefani of no doubt. So Gwen Stefani
And eve when we love you. Hopefully you will forgive us for using your song While we are playing with Oh, there's um, if you care, maybe, uh, you know, coco risqué will send you an ovo Gwen But in the meantime, why don't you play the other song by
Freak here marky d The other one All the other one the other one, right? I mean we have played freak like 12 times. I think it's We like it a lot. We got a few other tracks here. Never never let's play. We got never around right here
All right, let's check this out. Can it would it sound good for her to orgasm to that? But the right timing Just hold it right there. Yeah Things gonna happen
There Ovo you get it from coco risqué It's like that movie in the movie i'll have what she's having what she's having Right is ovo by coco risqué
That's from harry met sally, right? An ovo you know about harry met sally. Is that you? Right You know that one, right? You would like to
Yeah Yeah, let's hear it for ovo from coco risqué And odette odette
You know, it's right. You would have a toy that begins with an o. Yes. Oh for odette. Oh for orgasm Oh for ovo at coco risqué Cocoa. Yeah, it's a lot of o's Well, that was impressive. That was it works. We test drove that. It does. Yeah
Do you have a vibrator like this? I had you know, I have vibrators, but I I don't have one that's sort of shaped like this that Really it really fits in your palm. So I could I could take this anywhere. It looks You know, it looks waterproof too. Yeah, you definitely go into the shower with it.
Can go into the shower. Is it batteries or is it batteries? Yes, okay. Batteries are not included in the order, but Well, I'm glad you brought one with batteries. That was very nice. Yeah, absolutely. And these batteries work just fine. They charged my batteries So john, are you are you going to get this for um your girl? Sorry? Ovo you're I mean, this is what you need to get for the woman in your life Uh that is that for father's day?
Well You mentioned it. Yes, if you're listening to us live Then yeah, it is almost father's day. That's right. And so, you know, you could get this for father's day I mean, this could feel good for a guy
You could you could rub it up against, you know, whatever Is for a really generous father to the mother. Well, yeah, maybe some guys love their wives so much Max that they actually want for father's day something that makes their wife come How about that?
But you know, not saying you should get this instead of a tie kids. Okay, but uh, yeah Yeah, happy father's day john. Thank you. I know your kids aren't wishing you that. But anyway, um Yeah, okay, what else do we have to say about father's day? Nothing. Okay. Yeah, uh, uh, yeah Um
There is some stuff for men in the store or no, it's really a woman's store No, we we're starting to cater more online for men and for our gays and lesbians as well So we have strap-ons and things of that sort in the store For men we have more like thongs
It doesn't really sell because I guess they get intimidated with all the women's stuff that they see at first So for gays and lesbians now see I think of a strap-on I guess it is for a lesbian, but it's also for a girl that wants to do her guide bend over Yeah, and then we also have cock rings for our gays where it stimulates the
You know the gay man with his lover Well, then again, you could have a cock ring It turns his penis into an ovo. So yeah, what's not to love? Yeah, you could you could have a vibrating penis. How about that?
Mm-hmm. So good. All right. So uh now Do you have any other toys? Um, I actually have like vaginal shrinking creams and stuff that you can definitely try And then I also have there this is a brand called crazy girl that we just started carrying at the store and online It's crazy girl, which is the vaginal shrinking cream
We have a oral sex gel for pussies that are too big Well, the thing is that you actually put it in on your clit and it actually um, like it stimulates It has um some type of thing where it tines it up. So for the girls who don't come from penetration. It's a that's an awesome Product that we definitely carry cream that you put there and you'll definitely come with this
Interesting. Do you know why that? Yeah Should we have some of this? I'll describe the sensation if you want. Okay, so you could just yeah, you could I mean And would you like to try some?
Quite a bit of in here Oh, and and there's more you could have your own package If I like it'll take one with me. I don't know if I want my vagina to shrink. Well, it's not like really shrinking, but It's like a tightening cream or something about it. We're just
Wait, okay. Stimulate. Yeah. Yeah. I think you should call vaginal stimulation cream personally But you know barbie it from me. Maybe shrinking is uh Something a lot of women want. Um, so I put I put it on my clit and around my pussy lips. Yeah and
There is a tingling sensation which is quite nice and it's a little bit of a warming too. Yes So I can see I I I don't feel anything shrinking. I mean, it's already maybe what it's the one very big Is it the one that has is actually the oral sex gel
So the oral sex gel actually you'd probably feel more stimulation when it I feel this I mean, I I feel something and it's a tropical Nothing's yeah when your vagina and when your vulva and vagina are stimulated then you start to squeeze Your vaginal muscles what you can do is also is maybe lick your fingers and taste it because it has a tropical taste to it
And that's an oral gel. So It does taste good. Yeah, it tastes fruity It makes my tongue tingle too. Hey Well, yeah, it's I I had some lipstick at your store
That made my tongue tingle. That's like kissy lipstick. Is it the same kind of thing? And it's the same kind. Yes It's not the same brand. It's a different type of brand and unfortunately, I didn't bring it with me But so she basically has all these like pop rock makeup things over there that make your lips and Pussy lips and everything tingle or wherever you put it. It's just tingle cream. I guess it feels almost
kind of like refreshing Like yeah, and one minute it's warm and one minute it's kind of cool And it's a nice sensation especially since I just use the toy like even putting it on afterwards Okay, let me have some cool it down and kind of refresh the area make make it ready for round two later
This would definitely work And they come in different flavors as well, but this one is tropical. It's the only one I have right now, so Okay, this is the um easy open It doesn't stain. I don't want to stain that the lingerie here
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it feels good. Yeah. Oh, it's cooling cooling Whoa, oh and warming as well. Oh my god. It's not shrinking though, but it's nice. I like it I don't think you'll feel this shrinking until like someone trying to train max get ready Okay, whoa, this is kind of fun
And you know, we have had some of these gels This is a little stronger gels that make it tingle, you know, like warming massage oils, but Yes, whoa Now I think I just put it on my pussy
I I would think you might want to if you're the kind of person that's sensitive Put on your wrist before you immediately apply it to the pussy like The um risk taker that I am and you are obviously Yes, but it feels nice. It's very refreshing and especially when it goes to the kind of cooling sensation
That's different because usually you only feel warmth right there. So it kind of switches it up. It's a nice It does go back and forth. It's sort of like global warming. Sometimes it's cold and sometimes it's hot It's got I mean like really quick changes of the seasons right between your legs It's true. Have you tried it? Do you use it during sex lisa? That's you. Yeah
Are you got a microphone up there? Oh Here you could be on that mic over there here. You should you should Continue to have a voice
Right. Okay. How about you gabby ever use this for sex? I've I tried them. Yes the oral sex show I love there's also the men one if the men here I have samples of them So they can definitely take home. Um, it's oral sex gel. So it's it's basically pleasure for him and her Wait a second. What is the difference between the one for the men and the one for the girls?
Well, the max head is a flavored oral sex Well, there these are more girly as you can tell a man can buy them as well But you put the max head on a dick or on a this is on the dick. Yes So the male will have this this is for but the woman has to suck it if we're hetero here
These are for the woman who have bad gag reflexes. So They would put it on them The males would put this on and if you know, it's just make it makes it easier and with the flavor and it has the same type of tingling sensation for the male
No, you're all pros, huh? You you can oh my god. Do you know what it says here? I mean this is manufactured by michael douglas and company But no, yeah, oh Wait
Yeah, I know it's a joke, right? Do people get that? You know who michael douglas is, right? Okay, he he's a big time actor and his father and everything And used to be one of the owners of the la weekly, which is how I met him and yes I have a dildo on my knee. It's going to make sense in a minute
But michael douglas Came out of his, you know, he's got cancer You know, sorry michael But he does have throat cancer could be from a lifetime of smoking and drinking but no he says
it's from Giving head I'm mr. Cool here. I think a lot of pussy on So he announced he announced assuming it's pussy and then he kind of backtracked, right?
And he couldn't remember the name of the girl. He said it was on the tip of his tongue Right Right, right. So of course, there's many jokes that john knows all of them coming out of this the situation But I must say he he he put uh, you know, he he's making people go. Hmm
I don't know. It's it's it's a tough one now Everybody's thinking about oral sex leading to cancer and and it's true that there is some relationship But I would imagine that, you know, someone that smoked and drank their whole life I wouldn't blame, you know
Catherine zeta jones for that. I would I would blame the cigarettes But and and Catherine I heard was mortified that, you know People are either thinking her pussy gave it to him or somebody else's So anyway, uh, it's it is possible to get hpv virus from oral sex
and hpv virus This Has been shown to sometimes lead to various forms of cancer Not usually in the throat though, but you can get vaccinated now, but you can get vaccinated. You are
Good girl, you know Get vaccinated Right and and that takes such a leap of faith brothers and sisters faith in the goodness of sex And in the in in in admitting to yourself. Yes, I might have some oral sex
Especially if I have some of this this coco risqué butter on You know, I think that the anti sex people, of course anytime I hired Michael Douglas. Yeah No, you hired. Yeah, Michael paying Michael. I think that the anti sex people Want to talk about these kinds of things that you might get from licking a pussy
But they don't really talk much about coca-cola and what you can get from coca-cola And I bet Michael Douglas drank a lot of coca-cola and I bet you he drank a lot of coca-cola And I bet you drank he smoked a lot of cigarettes and I bet you inhaled a lot of pollution Yeah, right. So that's why his statement was rather rash and misleading but and and sex heals
A billion times more than it kills. Right. It is. You can just tell there's eight billion of us now You know if you're really feeling paranoid God and goddess bless you go get vaccinated You know and and certainly if you have lots of sex with different people
Yes, and there's so many places in la. I got it for free. So you don't need insurance You don't need anything. Just go to the right center. You can get the full vaccination It takes about six months for the whole process. All right, didn't cost me one Tweet this out, uh, yeah, yeah, brother patrick. Are you listening?
Tweet this out. I don't know if they have a twitter that Right when I moved to la I went to planned parenthood planned paranoid. They have a twitter, right? Of course was founded by Margaret Sanger Margaret Sanger one of the first pornography busts
The first actually in the country under the cum stock cum stock cum Laws Yeah, that was Margaret Sanger and she was busted for obscenity and pornography Because she was teaching uh birth control
She was and uh and also selling lingerie. So it wasn't actually selling sex choice. I didn't do it She was she was doing that and she got busted because she showed some pictures through the mail Or maybe not even pictures just words, but anyway, we owe a lot to our four bears and and four
Lions and tigers and bears and And and and bonobos we also owe a lot to our kiss and cousins the bonobos Can you can you give me the bonobos sign, please? Yeah, that's right
Yeah, yeah, hold hold it up for a minute with those long legs. Yeah Yeah, the bonobos brothers and sisters are our mascots our inspiration and um, I don't know how they look in lingerie Probably pretty sexy. They have bushes themselves. Yeah, they have bush for sure all over their body They are the make love not worth chimpanzee
If you believe in evolution, uh brothers and sisters then um, then you know that chimpanzees are our cousins These are our kiss and cousins. They're just as close to us as chimpanzees except they're Um, they're a lot sexier and they never kill each other unlike chimpanzees and humans. They are always Stopping short of killing each other. They might fight, you know, and
You know slap them around a little slap each other around a little bbsm among them But uh, but anyway, they're our inspiration because uh, they are uh are so peaceful And so sexy and so female dominant
And uh, and we love them and so we hope you support us so that we can support them Uh, you can adopt a bonobo directly through loloya bonobo, but if you're lazy, just give us the money and we'll adopt a few more So, uh, yeah bonobos join bonoboville and join bonobo. Bonoboville is right. You can join None of that facebook stuff, you know what i'm talking about, right? We've got a we've got a whole thing going brothers and sisters
What is that? We got i don't even remember That's when i was a little kid. It's a social media site. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember that right Except it doesn't do anything yet. Oh, you just know. No, I mean i'm talking about facebook Oh facebook. I nobody knows who facebook. I think that's also a social media site. Yeah, I think so. I'm not sure
All right, I think it's a commercial site of some kind Hmm Anyway, bonoboville is coming soon soon
To uh, your phone to a computer near you Yeah So, uh, if you want to sign up want to be ahead of the curve sign up bonoboville.com and uh, and also you get a thousand also We're moving. Yeah, we're moving. Yes. We're moving. So we should announce
Yeah, we're moving like to help us move right or if you would like to give us money Okay, if you'd like to either give us money in which case that's a big help we're moving or um, actually
trucks boxes, um We're moving and also if you'd like to help pack or drive the truck I mean, there's many things so call max at two one three seven zero zero zero six six This is called volunteering not volunteering. No interning. No interning
We just heard that hollywood people got in trouble for interning So it's all about volunteering and then you get to come to the shows for free and see the sexy people If you help us move you can come to two shows for free two. Oh come on Five
We can come to a lot of shows. All right, so uh, so now we want to thank all of our fabulous guests It's been a lingerie. Well, wait a minute. We didn't tell them actually this is our own building Oh, you want to have more about the place? It has 22 rooms to play in And uh, it has a garden in the middle beautiful garden and it's going to get even more beautiful
and Yeah, right. That's two stories. Right. I haven't actually been there yet. No, I trust him so much I'm gonna go Trust me, baby
Right 21 years I love you darling Trust based on lingerie. Yeah
Actually the first night we did the show on a public axis because we were on there for 19 years Susan was wearing lingerie. I was yeah and about six minutes into the show. They cut it off They said oh my god, I think this could be a porn show, but of course it was public axis So I said why did you turn me off and they said you were naked
And I said no, I wasn't I was wearing lingerie and in fact I was more dressed. I was basically like I am now Yeah, except it was all pink. Yeah, it did look a little and two pairs of panties I was wearing so you could would not show anything
Down here, of course All right, so uh, so, you know, we we love lingerie and we have a new favorite lingerie store Which is called coco risqué And I want to thank uh gabby from coco risqué. Thank you so much
Tell us again where we can find you. Um, we're located in downtown in fashion district. We're a 915 South santee street between olympic and 9th street We're one block west if you know that's the alleys and then you can also visit us at coco risqué.com Or go to our blog spot and just you know, click on links there
Which is uh, coco risqué.wordpress.com All right, and what do we find out on the blog? We talk about fetishes. We talk about trends lingerie trends or you know, like bedazzlers and stuff like that What's the biggest trend right now? Oh right now. I'm actually, um
It's more a costume lingerie from what I know from what I hear or feet fetishes is that what I hear too Okay So, uh So john, where do we find you?
What do you mean? Where will you find me? Well, if we want to A what I'm I'm still around. I live I live in oakwood. You know, don't tell us where you live Do you want people to come visit you at your house?
Oh, don't you have a website still? Yeah, I'm trying to sell my house in the hollywood hills, but I live in oakwood Apartments, uh next um barren boulevard and is full of young actors And a lot of sexy young ladies Yeah
Oakwood, that's a that's a good name. Oakwood. It's a great place actually. Yeah, I live there full time max oakwood Oakwood. That's a foreign name. Got it So now we have lisa Lisa's here for coco risqué
But you know, now's your chance to say anything you want You want to follow me on my facebook is facebook.com Slash model lisa panelli. It's p i n e l l i. Thank you. We're big twitter people though What are we? I'm on there. Oh, you're on twitter too. We like that better. What are you?
What are you at twitter lisa underscore panelli lisa underscore? Yeah, panelli panelli. How do you spell that? p i n e l l i Panelli an italian girl. What are you italian? Look at this blonde italian
Lisa underscore panelli, right? Okay. I'm saying it's slow for my tweeter For dumb people patrick He's not dumb, but no no for the people out there, but you know you get one letter off And it's bad. Okay
And so now we have Our freak Brothers and sisters. Is this his music bring it? Who? No, this is not We're introducing him get get the right music
Okay And this is a friend of our producer hannah Right School here you are this is uh
Never never never never what's the song about? What is it? What's going on? Never having sex talking to the microphone. You have to talk over yourself Never having like Sex like this before basically but never having sex. It's again a sex song. That's good
Are all your songs about sex? No, not no, but for us but you play the sex. I appreciate 75% Okay Yeah, so this is like the best experience you ever had never basically. I'm telling the girl. She's never had She's never had sex like you're gonna give her. Yes. What's your secret?
momentum You're what momentum Consistency Consistency and momentum those are like abstract terms
Uh be more specific um Pleasure more pleasure is a little more specific What you're a giver I'm a watcher. You're a watcher. Okay. That's a little specific
And women love to be watched a lot of them especially the lingerie lovers. They love to have somebody go Oh, you're so hot Yeah, then they'll then they might freak you Right, okay, so where do we find you marky d?
Marky underscore d that's my twitter and it links you to everything else Okay, and and he he would like you to contact him for bookings or freaking Either one, right. I'm pretty good at both. So, okay, you know, all right. He's gonna be a big star He is nice music. We're gonna play it afterwards. That's right
You're gonna get freaky to it later Okay, and uh, okay, and now my guess up here. Let's Alexis you are a surprise guest tonight. Thank you Where do we find you are you on twitter? I am on twitter and facebook under lady samon
And I also can be booked as a dominant or a submissive at lax sanctuary. All right booker. Oh, yeah so, uh Dominant or submissive either one hands up booker. Yeah, it's a wonderful place Mr. Right
And what's the twitter again darlin lady samon lad y s i m o n e lad y Lady with an e in it. Yeah, huh? Lady with an e. What is that? Oh, yeah I love how people spell on twitter. Okay la because she spells gabby licious or something crazy
Uh lad y you're gonna have to give it to my uh My twitter there Okay, and now odette Let's hear it for odette brothers and sisters and her bush
Yes, and the bush you can find i didn't do that myself and my bush on twitter It's at odette o d e t t e Delacra d e l a c r o i x So it's just no underscores. No anything just o d e t t e d e
L a c r o i x. That's my twitter handle Or you can order a custom video at sexy custom videos dot com order one Yes, it's so much fun much easier all these people that have these very complex sites. Just google them Yes, just google me. Just google possibly you'll find out everything about them
Everything you'll find out Freak every day in my life brothers and sisters. I think that's my song Right, I mean except I don't really freak every day in my life. I freak like three days a week Hey susie susie I have a question about the bonobos. Can we go down to the la the la zoo?
Do they have a showing of bonobos? No, they don't yes, they do and and I pronounce it bonobo San Diego Yes, let's go down to the same. I've been there like quite a few times But I never get tired of going to the San Diego zoo to see the bonobos. Can you see them in action?
Yes, I have they have been very not only have I seen them in action having all kinds of sex including oral sex But we've also seen them sticking their fingers up the rest and laughing at you I didn't see them sticking their fingers up their butts And of course I I also saw them using a rubber ball as a sex toy
Wow And that was pretty exciting. I mean just like bouncing on the rubber ball And you know what they'd probably love to be in lingerie And one day when I went to visit them it was actually my most profound visit with the bonobos so far
They were actually very subdued and I asked the Zookeeper what what's going on and she said well I had to separate the females because of course the females are very bisexual and she said they were beating up on a male Go figure
So, um, so they were all kind of in a funk and I was there with this french film crew So they really wanted some action So I was feeling really guilty the only thing that can make you feel guiltier than a jewish mother as a french film crew So they're going like hey, you know come on why ends there's some action here
So I like go up to the window and I'm looking and I recognize one of them the one who had Done the ball act Before and her name was lana. I knew from the plaque and I'm like uh lana And I see she's got a little baby in her arms an infant and she lumbers up quickly to the window
And she puts her hand right up on the window drops the baby No, no, she holds the baby's holding on right here, but she's yeah and And so she puts her hand on the window And I was like wow
So I put my hand on the other side of the window and she held her hand there and put her other hand up On the window. It was an amazing site. Then she sat back and she put up her foot on the window And of course susie came back and put her foot up Did you do that I did I sat down and I kicked off my shoe and I stuck my foot up on the window
And yeah, I have a run in that stocking. Anyway, um, I should hold up the other one, right? Okay, so Although some people okay have a fetish for runs in the stocking. So there you go So anyway, then we did this and then a whole bunch of other stuff happened Which you can read about in my book, but the main thing is
That hasn't come out yet. Yeah um The bonobo way But then at a certain point
She came up to the window And if there wasn't a window I have to say I would have been totally grossed out by this But there was there was a window just this very clear glass You know and
She put her lips up to the glass And kissed me Until I had to just kiss her back And I would have like I said been grossed out to get apes alive all over me if there wasn't a window
But there was and so it was like this really beautiful, um experience You know interspecies experience, but it's not bestiality all you perverts. It's just connecting
With our primate cousins little connection. Yeah through a window through a window All right, okay brothers and sisters Follow the bonobo way of peace through pleasure kiss the bonobos go see him in the zoo And kiss your partner like they're a bonobo like you you only have eyes for them and and kiss them like there's a window between you except
There isn't You know, it's kind of like pyramids and this be kissing through the window the wall You know the lovers who must not be together Anyway, I'm a freak. I know I kiss bonobos in the zoo on a wall, you know, so I'm a freak
I'm a freak But you know, we're all freaks and we all love lingerie lingerie is becoming the uniform of the world And freak is becoming the flag of the world And we are winning brothers and sisters like charlie sheen says we are winning and um,
We are following the bonobo way make like bonobos not baboons Make love not war Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you I love you
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