Layla Crimea

Full transcript of Layla Crimea on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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lawyers and connoisseurs, I want to welcome you to the most personal show on the airwaves, where we operate in the theater of your mind. This is the Dr. Susan Block show, broadcasting live from Bonoboville at LAX, brothers and sisters, and tonight.

We're doing a medical fantasy. Actually, unfortunately, it's a medical reality. Half of my staff is deathly ill with the bubonic plague. And unfortunately, these are not sexually transmitted diseases.

These are simply transmitted through the air. Therefore, we're wearing these masks. Some of us are anyway. Aren't they sexy?

Well, a lot of people do have medical fetish fantasies. Doctors are so erotic for a lot of people. Nurses, the whole medical scene, the house of pain and healing. So that's what we are here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute tonight.

Of course, this is an Institute of Sex Therapy, but tonight I'm in my medical doctor's coat. And I am taking your calls. I am here with Max. Hello, doctor.

My captain. You're not wearing your doctor's coat or your surgical mask. No. You could get, you know, you could get the germs.

I could get the germs. Yes, the germs. Be careful. I've gotten the germs in the past.

Yes, you have. And I think I know who your nurse is. Your night nurse. Night nurse.

Your afternoon nurse. Morning nurse. Anyway, we're not sick this time so far. No.

But we could get sick. Everybody else is sick. A lot of people are sick. Because humanity is constantly fighting against the germs that are trying to kill us.

And the germs are winning. And the germs are winning. They're much smarter than we are. And they keep killing us.

And weakening us. And it's a problem. But anyway, we don't have any guests tonight. We didn't want to expose anyone that is in-studio guests.

We might have, well, we do want to invite you to call us tonight. Call us, whether you're a crackpot or just have a serious question. You can call us. We welcome all calls.

And we don't care what kind of disease you have because, you know, you're in a whole other place. Right. Not here. You can't transmit it across the...

No, you can't transmit it. Telephone. Except for the next person that uses the telephone. Yes.

Wash it off. They will get whatever you have. Scrub that thing. And the more you wash it off with antiseptics, the more the germs know how to reproduce

themselves faster and become more immune to humanities antidotes. So I'm going to give out the phone numbers. And I want to let everyone know that we are going to be giving away free passes to Dr. Susan Block.TV.

Right. Which is a very exciting place. You know, and usually people are not wearing masks like this. They might be wearing other masks, all kinds of masks.

And on the other hand, not wearing anything underneath. And if you're a female, you can win my heart, maybe. Oh. Yes.

Just for a moment. And you might also win possibly a vibrator. You might win a vibrator. You might win in any other little bedroom tools.

You might also possibly win a free pass to our next big event here at the Noboville, which may be, let me check the calendar. Or you could win an over. Our anniversary.

By the way, I have here the fabulous Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley calendar. Yes. For 2014, which you can still get.

You know, it's only March. So anyway, April 12th, our anniversary. And I think we're going to have the Noboville a little more open, maybe. Yes, I think so.

So we might get a free pass away to somebody. We're working on the new studio. Yeah. Yeah.

And the exciting thing is that some winners could win a night in Abe's room, for example. Hopefully he won't be still sick at that point. Yeah.

Or you could win a stay in Chris's room. Oh, wow. Chris is doing pretty good. He's cheering.

Yeah. He's cheering back there. He doesn't realize that he doesn't get a choice of who stays in his room. So Harry, if you want to win a stay in Chris's room.

Uh-oh. Harry. Okay. Okay.

So I should give out the numbers. Okay. So if you're in North America, you're in luck because, you know, we'll pay for your call.

It's a toll-free call. 1-866-289-7068. Okay. You can.

Actually, it's open phones tonight. Right. You can ask anything you want. You can tell us a story.

You can make a comment. You can even, you know, try to talk dirty to us. But you'd better be good at it. Don't expect us to do it to you.

Right? Except unless you're a pretty girl and maybe Max Will. Uh, Max, I didn't say Max Will. I said Max Will.

I know you're Maximilian. Don't you worry. He has a complex about being called Max Will. Okay, honey.

We're going to celebrate our 22nd anniversary soon. That's correct. Yeah. 27?

27? 22nd. 22nd. Except we've been together.

We haven't been together. We've been friends. We were friends before we got married. How much longer can I talk with this thing on my face?

As long as you keep, we keep these zombie sick ones out. The zombie sick ones. Yes. It is a bit like we're surrounded by, uh, yeah, the walkers.

Right? Anyway. Uh, so, okay. So, you know, you can ask a question, tell a story.

You can share a fantasy. Right? You can share a fantasy. You can explore a fetish.

Mmm. You know, uh, what else can they do? Talk about politics. There's a lot of stuff I have here to talk about.

They can fart if they want. Oh, I don't know about that. No? Well, actually, you know, I know, but making farting sounds.

Do we want that kind of show? Isn't that like Howard sperm? We can make, they can do animal noises. It's okay.

Animal noises. Okay. That's different. That's different than farting sounds.

I mean, farting sounds. All right. If it happens, it happens. You know, that's like our friend Frank Moore would accept that as part of, you know, the

performance. Some of these people are very, they're very computer literate, but they don't really understand that they can actually call us on a telephone. You can call us on that telephone that you do just about everything except wipe your

ass with. Maybe some of you do wipe your ass with your phone. They can call on Skype too. Yeah.

And that's why your phone is broken. If they don't know how to use a phone or don't have a phone, then they can call on Skype. You can call on Skype and let me give you the Skype number.

It is 213-599-7398. Now that's the phone number. 213-599-7398. But you can also Skype us like we could see you.

Mm-hmm. Right? Yeah. Sure.

I think for that you have to do Dr. Susie TV, DRSUZYTV. I'm not sure about that though. So you might have to kind of poke around Skype. Call and find out.

You can call and then we'll tell you. Mm-hmm. But sometimes these people that like to be on the webcam, they don't like to call.

People are funny that way. And I didn't give the regular number for all the regular people. And this is the number you can call from around the world? Anywhere in the world.

Okay. If you're in Saudi Arabia or, you know, Kinshasa, Paris, Ohio, you can call. Oh, it's our regular number.

310-568-0066. That's 310-568-0066. Yes. I feel like from time to time I have to put the face mask back

on and just kind of, you know, protect myself. By the way, for sexual protection, we recommend condomania condoms. It's one of those times, you know, when you're at risk. March.

The weather is changing. A lot of people get sick. The germs are in the air. It's like, you know, people say there's this big difference

between allergies and colds and flus. And I don't know. It seems like when you're more susceptible to one, you get another.

So it's March, brothers and sisters, right? And we are on Catherine Imperial and Samantha Fairley's calendar. And we're going to do some shows here at the institute that

are focused on you, your questions, your comments, your feelings, your fantasies. Ooh, this is a hot one. We have April to look forward to, okay?

March, you know, I mean, we want to hear from you. But then in April, look what happens. There they are. Catherine, oops, that's my juxley flogger, finger flogger.

And that's Catherine Imperial and Samantha Fairley of Electric Sex Entertainment. And they are sunning themselves at the spa, I guess, with nothing but a few cucumbers on over their labia

and, of course, masks. Tis the season of masks. True, right? Pretty hot.

I mean, you know, and also it's just what girls do, right? Oh, and they've got cucumbers on their eyes as well, right? Correct. So relaxing.

And we are here at the spa. We are here to heal you. This is your medical fantasy. No farting sounds unless it's a real fart, in which case

it's natural and it's a healing sound. No. No. So you're sitting there at home, okay?

And you're sitting in front of your computer and you're listening to this, okay? So why don't you pick up the phone or get your Skype and your microphone and all that,

all those little toys that you have and give us a call and talk to us about whatever you want. Well, maybe they want to know why they should call us. Because they could win something.

Oh, yeah, they could win something. They could win something, yeah. But also, you know, you might want to have a conversation. You might have a question about sex.

Yeah, especially if you can talk and carry on a conversation. That's important. Oh, well, yeah. That is one thing.

We don't want pranksters, really. No, I don't mind. Well, I mean, a certain kind of prankster is okay. You know, like a merry prankster.

That's cool. A fun prankster. We like merry pranksters. But we do not want you to just, you know, heavy breathe.

No. No. So we're going to have a therapist. What about a therapist, though?

Well, you know, yeah. Maybe, maybe, maybe. We always have some hot therapists and interesting counselors.

And this one is also a webcam therapist, in addition to being a telephone sex therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute. You know, we really are an institute.

Gosh, I almost felt like that germ just crawled into my throat. Yes, we really are an institute for others and sisters. But it's not, you know, a medical institute. I mean, it's a psychological institute

and a sexological institute and an erotic theater therapy institute. And that's what we do during the week. We help people through the theater of the mind

and we do sexual psychodrama. We do erotic fantasy role-play. We do erotic hypnosis. We do personal sexual analysis

and all kinds of conventional and revolutionary techniques and adventure. Adventure. So, that's what separates us from, you know, your garden variety.

Lifestyles is coming up. Therapist Institute. Lifestyle convention after so many years. That's true.

Lifestyles. Coming up in where are the Indian Wells? Indian Wells. Right, near Palm Springs.

Right, if you're a swinger. That's right. Oh, yeah, you definitely have to go. I mean, I know there's a lot of swinger things now,

but this one has history. History. A lot of history. We might be there.

Yeah, we'll probably be there. We'll probably be there. We haven't like nailed it down. But I think we will.

You certainly should be there. You should be there. Certainly, you who are curious, swing curious, you know, you who are, you know,

tried and true swinger couples. I mean, a lot of you who had been to other lifestyle conventions, and you know it hasn't been,

they haven't had one in like over, over seven years. About seven years. Yeah.

Yeah. So this is like a bit too... Bob McGinley, Dr. McGinley. Bob McGinley.

Right. And it's going to be a big one. Right. He's back together with Jerry.

That's exciting. And it is at the Hyatt. All about the couples. Right.

This is all about the couples. I think you have to be in a couple. Yeah. In order to go.

I mean, they're not going to question what kind of couple you are. But, you know... Pick up a...

Whatever. It's a couple. It's your couple. They like couples.

It's called, you know, play couples. Play couples. That's another term that they use is play couples.

So yeah, you should definitely go. So if you want... Just look for it online. Yeah.

If you want more information, you can go to... I think it's lifestyle. You know what?

Just put in lifestyles. I got it. I actually got it. Put in lifestyles.

And you can get there. But, you know, it's got to load up. Suddenly, my Gmail is not loading up. And of course...

Yeah. I've got to find it in here. And... This is the kind.

Okay. Change subject. I don't know. I can't find anything in here.

Okay. No problem. Yeah. Okay.

Where's... Layla. Layla, Layla. Okay.

So, yeah. So Layla is going to be with us. And we'd also love for you to call. You know, usually during the week,

we charge a whole bunch of money. But we're not charging anything tonight, of course. It's all free to listen. And of course, to watch.

Yeah. You got to join Dr. Susan Block.TV. But to call is free. And that's 1-866-289-7068.

Or 310-568-0066. And then on Skype, we got 2-1-3-599-7398. And you can also tweet at us. At our RadioSuzi1 Twitter.

That's R-A-D-I-O-S-U-Z-Y-1. Twiters are standing by. Yeah. We're going to see Layla.

I haven't seen her. I mean, I've seen pictures of her. But I haven't seen her on webcam yet. But I've talked to her.

So I'm excited to see her. All right. Well, they're setting her up. Yeah.

She's kind of new with the Institute. She hasn't been on a show yet. No. And, you know, she's gotten a lot of good compliments

from our clients, you know? So, Layla. And of course, we love the song. So, here we are in Bonoboville.

Layla, you waiting for her? Yeah. Yeah. So what else is going on in the news?

There's things in the news. In the news. Oh, well, you're the one that showed me the hottest chick of the week, really, hottest chick of the week.

I don't know if we should do, you know, kind of a regular segment of the show called Hottest Chick of the Week in the news. Yeah.

But now, and I don't know her name. I think I got to Google her. She is the new attorney general for Crimea. She's.

She's very hot. Let's just find her a second. Yeah, attorney general for Crimea. Crimea appointed by Putin.

Putin, of course, who is, you know, kind of a ladies' man. Right. Cry. He's getting a divorce from his wife.

Is he really? Yeah. Well, there you go. He is kind of a ladies' man.

Crimea attorney general. Okay. Jen. This is the hottest attorney general.

Yeah. Currently serving. Okay. We might have to come back to her.

Yeah. Because I think I hear that Layla is here. But Natalia Polonskaya. Natalia.

Yeah. Natalia Polonskaya. You know, I just got to show her a second here. Okay, boys.

Okay. This is Natalia. No. Can you see it?

No. Okay. It went away. Whoops.

Move it up a little bit. Here we go. Here. Let me have that.

Okay. Natalia Polonskaya. Okay. Maybe we could show her somehow.

I mean, I'm showing her on my little tablet here. But I mean, I want an attorney general like that. That is, this is the new attorney general. For Crimea.

For Crimea. Appointed by Putin. Appointed by. And apparently she's very qualified.

Well, actually, I'm not sure about that. Yeah. She's like educated. Yes.

And she's done some things. She's done things. Yes. What has she done?

She's done a few things. She's 33, which is probably a good age for an attorney general. Wow. She's hot.

Well, I must say this was the most peaceful and quietest invasion. 33 years old. Well, you know, with an attorney general like this. Yeah.

Here's another picture of her. Whoops. Maybe the webcam can sort of better. Natalia.

Natalia. The new Crimean attorney general. She was appointed by Putin or she's the reason that Putin wants the Crimea. She was actually appointed by Putin.

Wow. Okay. Not bad. Uh-huh.

And is she the reason he's getting a divorce? No. Oh. Just wondering.

I mean, it's a logical question. Anyway, it's, uh, it's an interesting situation there that is way beyond America. Well, they made a big deal. Of course, it's all.

Hello. Hello. Oh, hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Is this Layla? Yes, it is.

Hi. I'm having a problem. Look, I'm finding you on Skype. Are you logged into your own account or using one of our accounts?

They said to use one of yours, but I couldn't switch over. We're just gonna switch. Oh. You're on there.

We can go under straight. And you are on the air. That's true. And you're very loud.

Yeah. I mean, you know, but it's cool. Hey, can, can Layla hear us? Layla, can you hear us?

Nope. Hello. Hi. Hi.

Can you hear me, Layla? Yes, I can. How are you? Well, I am doing just fine.

I'm one of the few, uh, who's doing fine here at, um, Block Studios. We have a lot of sick people. So, yeah, there are bugs, all these little bugs and creepy crawlers. But how are you doing?

I'm doing quite well. Well, good. I'm glad to hear that you are doing well and not sick. I am not.

I am the doctor. Will you be my nurse? I would love to be your nurse. Oh, thank you.

So, Layla, you are actually a therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute, both over the phone and over webcam, right? That is correct. And I think we're, we're kind of, well, I'm excited to have you on

and talk about some of your, uh, experiences. I'd like to find out from my crew if we can get you on webcam, but, uh, for now we'll just sort of chat on the phone, I guess. Um, so, uh, so how long you've been working with us?

A few, a couple of months at least, right? Yes, yes, about two months. Uh-huh. And, um, how do you like the job?

I really love it. Your team is wonderful. Um, the clientele is fabulous. And it looks like you found me.

Oh, yeah? Okay. Well, maybe we're going to see you soon. So, I hope so.

Uh, I'm, I did do here. Oh, there you are. Hi. There's lovely Leila.

Hi, Leila. It's very nice to see you. Uh, you know, it's great to see you. I, as you see, uh, you know, I've got my medical face mask on

here, um, and my doctor's coat and my sexy lingerie. I like the look. Mm-hmm. And, uh, you've got some sexy lingerie on there too, don't you?

Yeah. It's nice red little sort of, uh, teddy or slip. Yes. Some thigh highs.

Thigh highs? Yes. Wow. And as always, the lovely shoes.

Oh, the lovely shoes. Those are very hot shoes. Look at those. They, they're like bullet shoes, huh?

They're, yeah. Exactly. Those are hot. You don't want to, you know, get too close to those shoes

without being ready to take the pain. Exactly. Yeah. Leila, well, you're, you're looking hot tonight.

Are you wearing any underwear? Actually, no. I'm not. Oh, really?

Oh. You're not, you're not much of an underwear girl. I'm not. Uh, you know, and if it is, it's usually a D string.

Well, that's nice. So, uh, so you're pretty sexy. I mean, I mean, you look very sexy. That's for sure.

That long blonde hair, that, uh, nighty. That's sort of almost falling off of your boobs there, which look quite natural. They are natural.

I will admit for now. Uh-huh. Wow. You're thinking of getting a boob job?

I am. I am. Oh, well, we'll have to be the judge of that in a moment. You let me know.

I will. I will let you know what I think. Uh, but, uh, I'm enjoying, you know, peaking at your cleavage there. And, you know, it's a little bit about the tease, right?

You're, you're kind of teasing me. Yeah. Let me see you push it together, maybe. Oh, that's pretty.

Yes. And are you very good at that? Uh, what? The Latin is coitus amamelia or, um, titty fucking?

I, you know what? I am, unless you are super thick. Oh, well, me, no. But I need a little bit more.

Maybe my buddy here. Yeah. You need, you need more. Oh, oh, yeah.

You want to get a boob job. Uh-huh. Yes. Wow.

Okay. Well, I mean, I believe every woman should get what she wants, you know. And so should you. But they look quite nice.

Um, and have you gotten any surgery before? You know what? I have had a little bit of plastic surgery to my face. Oh, really?

I'll be honest if we're being truthful here. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

This was a reality show. We have to get real. Exactly. So there's been a little bit of, little bit of a reconstructive

surgery to my face. Um, I had some scars when I was young and. Oh, okay. Well, the doc did a very good job.

I would never have known. Well, I, I try to go for the best. Well, very good. So you know who you'd get these boobs done by then.

Exactly. You've got, you've got someone in mind. Okay. All right then.

All right. Well, well, maybe we should have a look because it seems as though they are going to disappear soon. So I'm going to put my mask on now and you can show us,

you know, one at a time. Or do you have names for them? You know what? I will let you name my boobs.

How does that sound? Okay. Here we go. Ready?

These are Layla's boobs. Coming at you. Here we go. All right.

And this is beauty. Beauty. Very nice. There we go.

And we have pink. Pinkette. Pink and pinkette. Maybe.

They look very pink. There we are. What's the difference between them? Is there a difference?

You know what? Sometimes one is a little bigger than the other. I always think the right is just a little bit bigger than the left.

Uh-huh. So the right would be pink and then the left would be pinkette because it's smaller. That's right.

Or Pinkalina if you're Italian. I like the name Pinkalina. Pinkalina. Okay.

So pink and Pinkalina. Yeah. Pink. Maybe one could be Pinko if he's a little communist.

Anyway, I'm wearing pink tonight. I was going to say I love the hat. Oh yeah. So you know, you can tell there's pink happening.

And you know, pink is a nice color, right? What do they say about showing the pink, baby? That's what they do say. Yeah.

So, and you have very nice pink lipstick. Thank you. And you too. All right.

So I think the boobs look great. You know, I, I'm not sure, you know, what they'll look like in the future, but I'm certainly glad to have a look at them now.

Can we have one more look? One more look. Okay. Maybe.

Yeah. Here we go. Let's have a look of, yep. Okay.

There you go. Beautiful nipples. Very hard. Do they always stay hard?

They do. Wow. Nice. So what do your clients talk to you about besides nipples?

Oh, that's a good question. Um, actually, I get a lot of mixed calls about a lot of things. Yeah. Um, whether it be scat or, um,

What a thing to start with for such a pretty sweet girl. But I, I mean, you get that, you know, I get it too sometimes, of course. I get about three times a day.

And Max was interested in, in farting earlier. No. Why does this subject constantly come up here? I guess it's because this is a hospital.

And, um, as that doctor said to me, I love the smell of shit in the afternoon. That reminds me that there's health that's, it's a healthy smell or something,

something like that. All right. But, uh, in this case, we're talking about scat fantasies.

Well, doctors always talk about those things like you think, that's a great crap you just took. Yeah. It's beautiful.

Beautiful crap. That's what that's how doctors call talk. Is that how your clients talk? Pretty much.

Yes. That's a beautiful crap you just took. I mean, do they actually watch you do, do crap?

I mean, in front of them? I haven't done that. I will admit, I haven't. Well, okay.

And I'm not asking you to myself. Not at all. Certainly not on this show. No.

No. I'm not asking you to, you brought it up. You can get the gag poop.

The gag poop. At the, at the little, at the little, at the stores, you know. You mean like a gag that tastes like poop?

No. No, no. Just a pile. A, a gag.

Oh, oh my God. I didn't realize you meant like, like a joke. Yeah. A joke.

A joke poop. I thought Max. Okay. Let's move on.

Never mind. Okay. Yes. Well.

Actually a lot of cuckold. Cuckold. Cuckold. Cuckold.

Let's pronounce that properly, dear. You are representing the Institute. Cuckold. Cuckold.

And that is spelled. C-U-C-K-O-L-D. Got that class. C-U-C-K-O-L-D.

And so, you know, that is a popular subject here at the Institute, the cuckold, isn't it? I think it's a popular,

it's popular all over the country. All over the country. All over the world. All over the world.

Absolutely. We are an international institute. We have calls coming in from Saudi Arabia

and Egypt and India and India, Pakistan,

Austria, Austria, Brazil, you know,

and cuckold is one that is everywhere. And thankfully, from my point of view,

more popular than the poop. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, the poop is there.

But, you know, it's cool. That's a popular subject. Gotta be consensual. And you know, it's really not so cool.

It's not so good for you to ingest it. Don't eat it, okay? But, hey, if you're going to, I mean, it's not as bad as eating arsenic.

What are you talking about? Poop. I know. I brought it up again.

I just feel like since I'm wearing the doctor's coat, I should give some, you know, sort of Maybe that's what brought it up for me. But cuckold is just

what is cuckold? Just a man whose wife or girlfriend has sex with other men. Now, this man

might be aware that his wife or girlfriend is having sex with other men. Or he might not be aware.

He might like it. Or he might not like it. He might be having a threesome. Or she might be cheating on him.

Or, you know. So, yeah, in the village in Italy, it's called Cornuto. Cornuto.

Cornuto. And so everybody in the village knows that the guy's wife is fucking someone else.

So what they do is they do this. The horns. The horns. You put the horns.

Just one. Just two behind. And so you might be talking with him and his friend Michael.

Cornuto. You know what? That is a universal symbol. This.

Of the cuckold. It is. It totally is. And of course, cuckolds are

kind of a butt of jokes. You know, since Chaucer's time.

Probably before. Chaucer is just someone who wrote about cuckolds. But, you know,

it's something that I guess a lot of guys would be humiliated by, but some guys really enjoy

and sometimes they enjoy the humiliation and sometimes they just don't even find it humiliating.

They just want to share the wife kind of like the Eskimo thing, you know? Cornuto. Cornuto.

And you have to have a sense of humor about it, okay? Just as in all kinds of sex. But what kind of cuckold

do you hear from most? Layla? I get a lot of my wife is going out with her boss.

For the evening. Yes. So we're talking about, of course, the alpha male,

because he's the boss. And the wife is going out with the boss. And usually there's some idea that the boss is kind of

strong-arming. Although, then comes his third leg, which is usually gigantic.

Correct? Well, it's very funny because in my brother's divorce suit, his girlfriend's divorce suit,

the husband came in, she worked for him. The husband went into court and said that she was having

an affair with her millionaire boss. And this is why she wanted a divorce and he didn't want to give it to her. This is your brother's

girlfriend who was married. So he was cuckolding. She was married. And he might have been too,

or he was on the way out. He'd already gotten his divorce. And then he was cuckolding

this woman's husband, who's now with him. My brother told me this story and he was very excited about the fact

that the husband was accusing him of going out with his wife and he was a millionaire. That was somehow he loved that.

Right. Well, you know, there's a real fetish for it from all different angles. You know what the story is like?

That old movie with Robert Redford and the woman that went crazy

or something and she goes back. Demi Moore, yeah, and Patrick Swayze, was it? I don't know, but it was

it was a movie about a millionaire who says, who wants to pay a million dollars. No, it's with Woody Harrelson for to have sex

with Woody Harrelson's wife, Demi Moore. In Decent Proposal. You win a free pass to Dr. Susie.TV.

Little Teek, also a free pass for life. Anyway, yeah, Layla, did you ever see that movie?

I did and then at the end he wanted to offer two million and she said, no. Oh, well, that's because

it's a fairy tale. But yes it was. She took it for a million. So, you know, talk about the boss, yeah.

I mean, and sex and money, you know, often go together in fantasy. You know, after all.

So they often fantasize that money go together in life. Right. Sometimes you gotta pay to play, baby.

And by the way, sex and money going together. Let's talk about it. It's not just a human thing.

Because after all, in nature, you often have to, you know, pay a banana

to get a blow job, right? You know, it works. Yeah, you you give some

food in order to get some sex. There's even an anthropological theory called sex for meat. So,

there you go. So, I mean, we could just have sex for meat or for bananas, but we're humans, so we do money.

Anyway, we also do love. We also do love. We do love.

We do love love. If you can seduce us properly. We do credit cards too.

Oh, yeah. Yes. Well, here at the institute, right, we will offer you love,

like any therapist, plus a little bit more, a little bit of adventure.

Yes. You get to explore the erotic theater of your mind with someone like Layla, right?

Either totally in your mind, you know, over the phone. And it's funny because I feel that

when you really want to fantasize like crazy or you want to get into some deep stuff, you almost don't want to do webcam because you don't want to

look, but at certain times you do want to look and I mean, what's better to look at than Layla? Let's look at Layla.

There's Layla. What else can we see? What would you like to see? Oh, I don't know.

What do you have? You've got arms and tits and oh, look at those nails. Let me see the nails.

Let's see. Now, do you always get them done like that or is that, is this special? You didn't know you were going to be on

tonight. You're so feminine. Isn't she feminine? She is.

Very feminine. Very, very nice. And you match. You like red even though I named your titties pink and pinkolina.

You know what? I might go ahead and make sure these are pink tomorrow for you. Oh, okay.

Well, yeah, that would be nice. Stick with the pink thing. Yeah, well, you look hot. You do, certainly, definitely.

So cuckold is certainly a big, big subject. Yeah, it's been nowadays. Yeah, nowadays.

See, I think it's always been in men's minds. Now it's out in the open. Out in the open and it's a big

keyword, you know, a lot of people search it and there's a lot of porn

that's oriented towards cuckold. We will charge you a lot of money for that keyword. They do.

Yeah. Well, they're in the business too. They're in the sex business. Everybody's in the sex business. Everybody's in the sex business.

AT&T's in the sex business. What? What was that? I said, one way or another, we're all stuck in the sex business.

One way or another. So how about you, Layla? I mean, are you in any other aspect of the sex business or any other business

that you can tell us about? Besides your work as a therapist, I mean...

She sells jet planes. I thought so. I knew it. She works for Boeing. Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

Well, my main job here is with you. This is my only job.

Oh, wow. I'm excited about that. I didn't know that. Basically, you're a lady of leisure other than working for us.

That's great. That's great. So here you are in your leisurely bed

with your red satin sheets. Can I see your bed a little? Sure. Is that your bed? Actually, I'm out of town right now,

so this is the bed I'm on right now. Oh, you're out of town? You're at somebody's house? Wow.

Someone else's house. Really? Are you having sex with that person? You know what I am.

Is it a guy? It is. A guy. What's he like?

He is big and muscular and has tattoos. Really?

He's big everywhere. Big everywhere. Really? Where our clients say that it counts?

Exactly. Really? Is this a boyfriend? A fuck buddy?

I like to call it friend with benefits. Friends with benefits, right. Well, that is much more

ladylike than fuck buddy. I will give you that. But I could use that, but he would probably laugh

when you've known me too long. Really? He's known you a long time. How long has he known you?

Since I was nine. Wow. As friends, growing up as big wheels, playing in the dirt.

You were playing in the dirt at nine, and how old was he? He's same age. Really? You're the same age.

That is so exciting. And so, I mean, have you been through other people, I guess, the two of you?

Yeah, we reconnected, I guess, after 20 years. Okay, so you didn't have sex when you were younger?

Not even, you didn't play doctor or anything like that? No, that's the funny part about it. But the doctor thing I'm liking.

Maybe you should play doctor tonight. Maybe I should play doctor tonight. You know? Explore that anatomy.

Mmm. So, okay, wow. So, where's he now? He is actually downstairs.

Does he know you're on webcam right now? Yes, he does. He does.

What does he think about that? He's shy, but he's cool. He's good with it.

I feel a little bit like we're cuckolding him. Like, he's the guy and you're the girl and we're with you somehow,

looking at your tits. And he's downstairs. And he's downstairs. And he could kind of walk up

and see you. I bet he'd be turned on, but he might freak out as well. That's the thing.

With the whole cuckold thing, you got to know your man and know his limits. But he loves this show,

he loves you and he loves his job. So, he's cool with it. He does. Well, I should meet him.

Maybe we should have him. He's in the movie business, so he knows who you are. Can he come on?

Of course, we are in the movie business. That's right. We are big producers. Absolutely.

Here, can I have that movie thing there? Here we go. We always have this handy. We do.

This is to show that it's... I like that. One, two, three. We're in the movie business.

Yep. Can he go on or is he really famous? We can't see him.

Or he could wear a mask. He's too shy. I have to talk about it. I might be able to get him sometime.

Okay, sometime. We're all excited to meet him one day. So, what part of the country are you in right now? East Coast.

Oh, you're on the East Coast. So, it's really late at night. Cool. Or early in the morning, depending on your point of view.

It's all young. Yeah. So, I mean, you're hanging out.

So, you really can go mobile with us. I mean, you are one of our top therapists now. I mean,

certainly top new therapist for sure. Definitely top new therapist lately. Yes. I mean,

I'm just like wrapping my mind around the concept of how you work for us and you're pretty well available,

but you're traveling. And you're in different parts of the country. I guess. Just kind of up the flow.

Yeah. So, that's exciting. So, where are you right now?

Right now, I am in Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Which is where I'm from. That's where Dr. Susie's from.

We could have been neighbors. I am from Philadelphia. Are you in that part? I'm actually on the western side right now.

But I used to grow up and actually you probably know it, Kate May. Yeah, kind of. So, you grew up there.

And this is where you met this guy at nine years old. Right, but we don't live here. Right.

But you met him at nine and you became friends. Is that right? And

I mean, did you like play with each other at all? We played with each other.

We cuddled. You did cuddle. Did cuddle. When you were kids.

Or when you were teenagers? Teenagers, I would cry on his shoulder. So, you had other boyfriends. I did.

You cuckolded him. He was your best friend probably because you knew him since nine. You kind of cuckolded him.

Kind of. In a way, that's the situation when you've got the friend who really likes the girl.

But I know, what does that sound? We had that last time. It sounds like a squeaky bed.

A squeaky bed. That's supposed to be a fucking thing. Those are the guys in the back. That's supposed to be you fucking

other guys than him. Right? Ah, that could be. Right, but you know what, let me just say

the cuckold phenomenon we might make jokes about it and all but it really gets those sperm wars

raging which gives a lot of men probably most men a stronger erection

you know. Sperm count goes up the whole thing because they feel they have competition

and they've got to really pull it together you know, so they get very excited. That's why men

love sluts even though they say they hate them but they love them, they can't leave them alone

and they hate sluts because they love them so much and that's why the gang bang genre is so popular.

So yeah, so you were meanwhile making his sperm war his sperm wars rage all through your youth

getting him so excited because you were the girl he couldn't get that had all these other guys and

now here he's got you in his red bed yeah okay, so

can we look around his room a little bit? No, what do we got there? I actually have pretty much everything hidden a little bit here

because this is like a borrowed room Oh, it's a borrowed, it's not even his room. No It's just a visitation place

here right now. Ah, nice. So how about filling up the screen with

I don't know, back or front? Oh, it's up to you. Is it? Really?

Wow, I get a choice because I was going to give you the choice back or front. But I'll take the choice if you want to give it to me.

Front? Good, you go ahead. Okay, front. No, not yet. We're going to go to commercial right now

and we're going to come back with a revelation of Layla. Layla's womb room

coming right up, live on the Dr. Susan Block show and we are going to go to commercial so don't come yet

and don't go away, we'll be right back. You won't go to hell for it but you just might feel

a lot better. And now, here she is, back to Susan Block. And yes, I am Dr. Susan Block, broadcasting live from the Theater of Operations here at the Institute,

Bonoboville, and we're back. And we're about to see Layla's front. Ooh. Yeah.

And turn on Max's mic, because he wants to be able to broadcast his heavy breathing. Hello, hello, hello, thank you, thank you, thank you.

All right, so we're gonna go with the front below or the front top? The front, what? The front below or the front?

Oh, the front below, we saw the front top. Not that we don't want to see the front top again, but you know, front below. All right.

There she is. And very often, oh, wow, I don't want to say anything. No, no, no, well, okay. Very often people do just like webcam sex therapy,

just, you know, for a sex education lesson. They do a lot of guidance. Yes. So we're gonna get guidance to Layla's Yoni.

Here we go. Brothers and sisters, we are going to see the womb room of Layla. All right.

And there she is. Whoa, very pretty in pink. She's definitely a pink one, for sure. There we go.

Yeah, and she does the splits. Yeah. Too short likes it. Yeah.

But is he happy? Yeah, we're all happy. We're all happy, very good. Layla's womb room.

How are you about the pink? The pink. Very nice. All right, well, you know, we got pussy.

Hey, pussy is the, is the womb room of life. It's the source of life. It's where we all want to go. Even girls like to go there.

You know, we like to check out other girls' pussies. I mean, a lot of us are bisexual, but I think even if we're not, it's kind of interesting and kind of scary,

you know, kind of like, ooh, that's the forbidden place. But so tempting. Yeah. So how do you feel when you show your pussy to people?

Like, like you just showed it to millions of people. It's art, right? And it's passion and it's sexual and sensual. I think it's, I think there's, it's just wonderful.

But it should be appreciated and loved. So you feel that showing your pussy is art. I mean, the pussy itself. It is art.

Or the, is the pussy itself art? The whole thing. Well, so does that mean everybody's pussy is art? Well, no, let's put it this way.

So if you have art, then you exhibit the art. Ah, and are you an exhibitionist? I can be. You can be.

You're adaptable. I think she just was. Well, yeah, yeah. And like typical woman, she says, whatever you want.

Exactly. Yeah. I like everything in the room can be used for sex. You have to just be creative.

Well, you know, you just used what you have. I mean, certainly you didn't have to even search around the room. You found it right between your legs.

Is that, and that's the best part of being a woman. It's right there. And it looks great. Definitely very pretty.

So, so yeah. So have you been having some hot sex over the past few days? I have.

Really? I have, yes. How many orgasms have you had since you've been in this, in Pennsylvania?

I have to say, I've probably lost count because it's all about going down on me a lot. And he knows the rules, which means you better give me a lot of orgasms.

Well, that pussy of yours, so it's been licked a lot. Yes. So he knows his luscious cunnilingus. Uh-huh.

Yes. That's my favorite. As I'm getting older, I so appreciate that. As you're getting older.

Yes. Because you need more warm-up or? Well, you know, you hit those ages where it's, you just crave it.

Hmm. Right. Or maybe it's also that you don't mind telling guys now, that that's what you want.

Maybe, you know, it took a while to kind of say, hey, you know, why don't you have some lunch? Exactly. It's time for some sushi.

Yeah. Very nice. Uh-huh, you got to communicate sometimes with these guys, right?

So cool. So he's been going down on you a lot. And so you're a happy therapist. Well, a happy therapist is a good therapist.

That's for sure. Exactly. And that's why everybody else should share the love out there. Right.

Make everybody happy. And everybody is happy. And we're very... Yes, go on.

So were you the only child? How did you grow up? What, tell me a little bit about your... A little bit about me.

I grew up on the East Coast and then moved in land a bit. But I have a brother. And it's funny because I'm the artist one of the family,

the artistic one, kind of walk my own path a little blanchie for the family. Well, you were born with the work of art between your legs, so, you know.

That's what I... Yeah, I'm always the telly art. I was raised country club girl. Country club girl.

Yeah, my family, my brother and my father, they're engineers. So I laugh because I'm so not an engineer. You're so not an engineer.

Well, you certainly engineered those legs, you know, back and forth. Good genetics. So you have one brother, you have any sisters or...

No, that's it. And so how did you... Was it a religious family or? They're religious, but they respect me.

I came out and quite frankly said this is what I do and this is who I work for. Wow. Cool. So my dad's like, congratulations.

That's awesome. Well, we always like it when our therapists are supported by their support groups and honest, right? Although some of them, you know,

can't be because sex is that way. Sometimes, you know, you have to lead a double life. It's always better when you don't, when you can be honest, but sometimes you do have to lead a double life.

Well, I was just reading about this Duke University girl. I don't know if you read about her. But we have the phone number on. Oh, there's the phone number.

So this is... 310-568-0066. That's 310-568-0066. 5600-0066.

So pick up the phone. Pick up the phone. Oh, now I get my drink. And give us a call.

So you told your family. Well, OK, that's great. That's great. Yeah. Well, this girl from Duke University

did quite a defense of her work in erotic films. And but she didn't tell her family. And I just read the latest piece. She said, I should have.

Uh-huh. I should have. Well, yeah. OK, so she did.

You live and learn. I mean, it's true. I guess that some people, they want to explore their sexuality.

Part of that exploration often involves professional gigs, whether it's as a porn star, as a webcam therapist, as a... But Leila, you seem so positive. That's...

Yeah. An unusual trait, even among sex workers. Yeah. I'm proud.

I think that what Dr. Susan, why I came here is because you explore it. You have no inhibition. You look at all the points of it.

And I appreciate your work. And I appreciate what you do. And when I got the job, I said, please tell her I'm so grateful for the opportunity to work with you.

And you bring happiness and bring people out of their shells. And sex shouldn't be afraid. So... Aw.

Well, thank you. I do it only because of therapists like you. You know? And some of our therapists are very good at talking and listening.

And some of our therapists are very good with their bodies. And you are all of that. You know, you seem to approach the healing, body, mind, and soul. And it is healing.

And it is not curing. We're not curing anybody of anything. There's nothing to be cured. We're just helping people to cope with their lives, you know,

that are often restrictive in various ways. And we try to free them. And divide it into many different parts. You know, being a mother or being a dad,

being a professional, being a football coach, being all these things that you have to be today. And that are not supposed to be sexual. Right.

Where you're not supposed to be sexual. I mean, so many people have, you know, all these different compartments of their lives that are very important, dad or mom,

and husband or wife that isn't involving sex, but, you know, community leader and then their job, which might be teacher or lawyer, where they have to be really careful.

And there's just no room for sex. Yeah. And that, and then you pay a price. You pay a...

Well, yeah. You pay a price. You either... A terrible price for it.

You either become depressed, have a heart attack, get stressed, stressed, stressed, or maybe have an affair because you think you can't take anymore. And, or maybe just get like really into porn,

like jerking off all the time, you know? And I mean, there's different ways that people deal with it, but one thing is true. You cannot just push it under the rug.

No, because you can only breathe, not breathe for so long. Yeah. You can only eat, not eat for so long. Yeah.

And you can only oppress and suppress your sexuality for so long. In fact, in some ways, I mean, you think of sex as the third thing, like, oh, you can breathe,

you can't, you know, you really have to breathe, and you know, you really have to eat before you have sex. But in a way, in your mind, sex might come up even more often than breathing.

I mean, more, you could hold your breath for a while, but you can't get rid of the sexual thoughts. Well, what is it? In men, it comes up every, I forget...

I think nine seconds. Nine seconds. You can hold your breath for longer than that. So in a way, sex is more basic than any of it.

It's very basic. It's all of it. It's who we are. It's who we are.

And especially the way we identify it. I mean, it's not just your genitals. Yes, your genitals are certainly an important part of you.

It's your mind that runs rampant. Oh, yeah, it's your mind. It's your fingernails. It's your feet.

Can we see your feet? They're in stockings. They're in stockings. OK, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know what you want to show us. We have a lot of... Oh, there's your foot. OK, for the foot fetishes.

The stocking fetishes. Hi, foot. So people have fetishes. Sometimes they feel they can't share them with their spouse.

Well, mostly they can't share them with anyone. Yeah. I had an interesting one today where I was going, tell me your secrets.

Yes. Now, those are fun because they can't... And they were whispering because they didn't want anyone to hear.

Ah. Yes. They don't want anyone to hear, right? Well, there could be someone in the room or next door.

So sometimes they're whispering just for the mood. And I always ask them that when they talk to me like that. Like, are you whispering because someone's in the room or because you like to whisper?

And if they say it's because they like to whisper, then I tell them to speak up. But yeah, sometimes, yeah, they like to go, I like to wear panties.

So what's the most common fetish you get besides cuckolding when you talk to our clients? I get a lot of they want their neighbor. OK, so it's either their neighbor is getting their wife

or they're getting their neighbor's wife. One or the other. Oops, what happened there? Oh, there we go.

So regardless, it's kind of back to breaking that commandment. It's very unholy. Yes, yes, yes, yes. My neighbor's wife.

Absolutely, thou shalt not covet. But it's all about that. Yeah, they want to go. So they like to see you as the horny housewife

when you're doing the role play? Yes, I love role play. That's one of my favorite things to do. Role play, yeah.

And what are some of the roles you like to play? Well, you know what? I don't like to think in the box. I will be anybody and play anything you can imagine.

Yeah? That's the fun part. I do. I really get into it.

So what you like to do, it seems like a good actress. And some of this is about acting. We often get actresses as therapists because this is sexual psychodrama.

This is erotic theater therapy. And it's also called fantasy role play. And of course, the client is the playwright, the director, if you will.

And so you're like an actress and you say, OK, what's my role? Just tell me who I am and whether I'll dress up as it or be on the phone as that person. OK.

So you just like to be that. Is there anything? I like to just jump right into it. How about the really taboo things,

like when they ask you to be their mom or something? You know what? I had that the other day that's fine by me. I'm your mommy.

Yeah? And they're my son, daughter, whoever. We are not. This is a fantasy after all.

There's a fantasy. So I'm always interested in knowing if you can remember whether when you were younger or older, when there was a moment when this kind of liberation

came to you. Yeah, that's always a revolutionary moment. Yeah, a revolutionary moment. Or there might be more than one.

Or more than one or a sequence of moments that said, wait a minute, all of this stuff that they're talking about. Because sexual awakening is revolutionary.

Right, absolutely. Often are moments of sexual awakening. So can you pinpoint or say, hey, this happened? In my early 20s, I realized that, and this might sound silly,

but I realized that in order to please a man, you have to be everything in bed for them. Mm, OK. And I said, I can do this.

And as I got older, it was funny. And then I ended up, when I got the job with you, I called my best friend. I said, I got the job.

I got the job. And she goes, you've always been sexual. Yes. But I really think in my 20s, I realized in order

to please a man, you need to not think in the box and just realize they have many fantasies. They have many, I want to say, personalities. OK, now I got one for you, though.

What if the man's fantasy, and this is the fantasy of a lot of men, is just that he pleases you and he wants you to tell him what you want? Oh, that's not a problem.

Go down on you, right. OK. Well, sometimes that is. So, let me ask you another question.

Well, I have one more question, though. When a man says to you, I like role play. I want you to play the role that really presses your sexual buttons.

What would that be? Sexual buttons. I would probably end up dressed up in a corset from the 1920s and probably seduce him right now.

Ooh. Well, certainly that just happens to be a lot of guys' fantasy. That corseted girl. Yeah.

You know, I mean, hot. You know, I was radicalized by a book when I was very young. I was, too. Yeah.

That I found on the top shelf of the president of Muzak. This was back in the 50s. And I found that book and I borrowed it and I read it. What book?

I'm trying to think about it now, the book. And the author. The author, of course, was banned in the United States at the time. But anyway, so I've read this book and it totally radicalized me.

And I was a young kid. I was maybe 12 years old. And so was there something, was there a book, a movie, a poem? Or did it just come into your head and you went, okay.

You know what? I think it was just, we talked a lot when I was dating to a certain guy. I think a certain guy brought it out of me. I see.

And he was a little bit older. But you always kept saying, speak what you want. Tell me. An older man is often the catalyst to a woman's sex education.

I mean, lesbian is not withstanding. Hi, Trixie. Okay, Trixie's mic is not on. No, it is.

Yeah, here we are. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes it's an older man.

Sometimes it's an older woman. And for me, it was actually an older woman through a book, Liberating Masturbation by Dr. Betty Dodson. Hi, Dr. Betty Dodson.

So yeah, so that gave me my first orgasm, a book. And it also gave me the sort of realization that sex was something that could be learned and taught. Because before that, I just thought it was something very primal

that I had with my boyfriend. And it was about love. And it was about just mixed up with romance and expectations. And he had to do everything important.

And I wasn't capable of my own pleasure. And then this book said, well, hey, you got this body. And it's got these parts. And if you touch it in this way and that way,

then you're going to have an orgasm. And I went, orgasm, wait a second. I think that's what I want to have. And I'd never had one.

I'd had these boyfriends who were fantastic. They were lovely guys. I love you guys. You know, you are.

But you didn't give me orgasms. You had them. You had them. Yes, you did.

Messy ones too. But no, you didn't give them to me. But then one day when one of you left and left me there, you know, all sticky with your gunk and no orgasm for me,

I picked up this little book, Liberating Masturbation. I read it. I went, touch myself here. Breathe deep.

Okay. And touch myself again and breathe deep and rub it around. And lo and behold, I had an orgasm. And I went, wow, 19 years old.

You know, 19, that's how long it took. You know, I was having all this sex, but this was the dark ages, babe. We couldn't go on the internet and go,

how do you do this? Thank God I grew up with satellite TV and HBO. Not even. We didn't even have that.

Yeah, we didn't have any of that shit, you know. I remember my mom saying, I'm sorry, my mom never talked to me about it. So if you have any questions, just,

I don't know what we'll do about it. And I had researched myself. My mom didn't even do any of that. She sent me to college.

And that's where I learned about it though, not in my college courses. Yale, by the way. But yeah.

Boola Boola. Where's my Boola? Oh, there it is. Boola Boola.

Okay. No sex courses when I was there. But, you know, they had this women's consciousness raising group that I went to, right?

Which was mostly a bunch of lesbians. So I felt all like, whoa. Because they're all about raising consciousness for women. Yes, yes.

And you guys did. It worked. It's true. It's true.

It's true. Women's consciousness was mostly lesbians, but they had Dr. Betty Dotson, who was not a doctor at the time.

But she was an artist. And she had all these diagrams. Because she knew. We didn't know where anything was.

And that's why it's a beautiful thing to have Layla there show us where things are. Right? That's right.

Thank you. We're all very appreciative, Layla. Here's Trixie. Henry Miller.

I don't know if you can see Trixie. Henry Miller. No, I can't. You have to kind of scoot over there, maybe,

or here. I don't know. Henry Miller. Henry Miller.

You know, he's a poet, but he didn't show you a pussy. He didn't draw diagrams. No, no, no.

He didn't tell you how to come. But he wrote some. He wrote some great stuff. Yeah.

Well, I'll tell you. Yeah. I'm going to be doing this interview with, I forget his name,

but somebody who interviews all these actors and directors. And I'm going to be talking about my favorite movies. Movies that had a big impact

on me. Sex movies that had a big impact on me. No, actually, they don't have to be sex movies. What am I saying?

Just any kind of movie. Hi. There's Trixie. There's Trixie.

Half of Trixie. There she is. And you can see that Trixie has already succumbed to the disease.

She has the disease, and she is down to her bones. Okay. Oh, well.

You should have worn the face mask. Well, I didn't imagine my outfit as well as it did with yours, Dr. Okay.

We might as well do surgery on you. Helping me up. What was I talking about? You were going with the director and the movies.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So Henry and June was a, it made a big impact on me, that movie.

Because we fell in love. Watching it. That's when you took me behind the carousel. I took you on a date.

Under the stairs. It was my idea. We were kissing. I didn't think I took you under the carousel, though.

I thought you took me under the stairs. Uchul. No, you took me behind there, under the stairs. I thought you took me.

No, no, no, no, no. You took me there. I took you to the movie. I will grant you that.

Dr. Trixie, you are the dominant type. I could see you. I might have taken him under the stairs, you know. But I mean, it was all swept up

because the movie was so erotic. Have you ever seen that movie? Henry and June? It's got lesbian scenes.

Yes, it does. It's on Netflix. In fact, most of the hot scenes are lesbian because the guy is not that hot.

But no offense to whoever the guy is. The guy playing Henry Miller. He's all right. He's all right, you know.

Anyway, it's a hot movie. So what, did any movie have an effect on you, Layla, in making you into the sexual woman that you are? You know what?

It was Delta Venus. Delta Venus. See, that's the book by Anais Nin. Is that a movie, too?

Probably. See, I didn't see that. Is that like an Anais Nin movie? It's a good movie.

It's a little bit of everything in it. Wow. Delta of Venus? No, just Delta of Venus.

Just Delta of Venus. Forget the ove. Sounds like some sex room on an airplane or something. When I get back home, I will send it to you.

Okay, you're going to send it to me. I'd love to see it. When I get back home. Okay, when you get back home.

When are you going to get back to your house? You're on the move. I'm not sure right yet. But when I do, it shouldn't be much, much longer.

But yeah. Yeah. So do you have a favorite movie that had a sexual impact on you? Oh my goodness.

Boys Don't Cry? That was a harrowing movie. That movie made me feel all kinds of ways about myself. I didn't know how to adjust my emotions after seeing that movie.

It was just way too intense, that movie, somehow, to be a favorite. I don't think I have a specific movie that made me want to kickstart my sex drive. Because I had HBO. So I was watching Real Sex.

Real Sex. It's all about that and taxi cab confessions. Right. That's the other series that went along with Real Sex.

The taxi cab. And then they sometimes combine them and have sex in the taxi cab. Yeah. That was hot.

And produced by our good friend and genius, Sheila Nevins. Yay Sheila. Yay Sheila Nevins. Shout out.

We're almost done. So how about this Layla? She's doing really well. Yes.

You're one of my favorites. Trixie is our manager here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Nice to meet you virtually. Exactly.

What you haven't met over the webcam yet. That is correct. Okay. This is a 2014 introduction because nobody does anything in real life anymore.

Well, that's kind of true. And that is not true of the Dr. Susan Block Institute. We are very virtual, but not entirely. There is a little bit of reality here.

This is a reality show. And Trixie is really here, although I only see her bones. Max is an apparition. He's contemplating deep thoughts.

Very good. What are you thinking about? I'm thinking about this whole discussion. Yes.

And the show is winding up, so you'd better state your thoughts. I've been stating my thoughts and thinking about things. And what is it that affected you? Was there a movie?

Was there a moment? Well, Layla Lee is the attorney general of Cremia. I know. She's hot.

Should we get her back on the screen here? Can we get her on? I guess we can't do that. I've got to show Layla the attorney general.

But this attorney general is like... I can't get my screen on. Can you get it just working? Because then I think we'll get her on.

Because she's hot. I know. I can't let the U.S. get with the program. Who's our attorney general?

Holder. Holder. Holder. Oh, Eric Holder or something?

Look at this. Now, this is her serious look. This is her serious look. I want you to take me seriously by the attorney general.

Yes, that's pretty serious. I am the attorney general of Cremia. Okay, but then here is a little cartoon of her. I love anime.

Anime of the attorney general of Cremia. And then... Wait a second here. The best picture is...

Well, this one... I guess she's swimming? Is that what's going on here? She's out on the yacht.

She's on a yacht in a tube top. She's hot. She is the new attorney general of Cremia. Cremia.

This is Putin's girlfriend. No, I mean she's his appointee. She was appointed by Putin. And here she is relaxing on her office couch.

That's why she got appointed. Well, she definitely got appointed many times there. Appointed all over that couch. Why can't we have an attorney general like this?

We gotta have some old fart. I bet she wins all her cases. You know, she wears the V-cut. She's legally blonde.

Anyway, so... Talk about role play. People are going to tell you to play the attorney general of Cremia. Oh my gosh, I would totally pay you $3.50 a minute

to role play that fantasy with me. Actually, I think we should have that. Because she could play it well. You could play it.

You could play her. You could play with a little accent. A little Russian or Baltic. I will prosecute you to the hilt.

Yes, Natalia Polonskaya. Natalia Polonskaya. Susie, let's put her on. And we'll send it to her.

Right. Okay, that's true. We should put her on as a therapist. It's just a joke.

No. And then Leila could be the attorney general. She will role play. Okay.

Ultra egos. We're a fan. No, that would be fun. That would be great fun.

Would you like to speak to the attorney general of Cremia? She'll Cremio. She'll give you some really good appointing. Right.

Exactly. She was a senior lawyer at the Ukrainian prosecutor general's office. And she's smart too. Swoon.

Oh, yeah. I mean, she's got to be pretty smart. Many have depicted the feisty legal eagle as a battle ready heroine. What?

A battle. So she's like the Dom type. You know, she's the captain save a whole type. I don't know if this will play here, but.

Cremia's glamorous new attorney general. It's not playing. We have two minutes. Okay.

Well, we got to go soon then. And so, you know, you missed your chance to talk to Leila for free. We got to do that. Yeah.

And by the way, if you're in the cheap seats and only listening, then you'd better watch this show with lovely Leila showing her pink and pink olina. Did you see pink and peek olina? Of course I did.

Dr. I have like Scooby-Doo ears for shit like that. Okay. Pink and pink olina.

Pink olina. Two pretty titties. What are the size? 36 C.

36 C. A beautiful size. Very. This is nature girl.

Leila, get her while you can because soon she's going to be plastic girl. And, you know, you won't be able to see those pretty real titties, you know. They got to go back up. The pussy is going to stay real though as far as we know.

So the pussy is there and she's a great webcam therapist as well as phone therapist to help you out in whatever way you need help, you know. And the number for that, by the way, is the same as the number to call the show except soon the show is going to be over.

So you lose. You got to call the number though, which is 310-568-0066. I want to thank Leila. Thank you, Leila.

Thank you very much. We'll be talking with you again soon. Yeah. Oh, and thank you so much, everybody.

Yeah. Thank you. Maybe we'll see you next week with your friend if he'll come on. Yeah.

Or any friend. We wouldn't know. We wouldn't know. So hopefully we won't have to wear masks next week and hopefully

we'll be out of quarantine. Hopefully. Okay. All right.

That's right. Keep those emergency services available though. Oh, you know, we are open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. We are the Dr. Susan Block Institute.

We are therapists without borders. And this is radio without boundaries. I actually think we got that wrong. I think this is radio without borders and therapists without boundaries.

No, it's wrong. Okay. We're radio with therapists without boundaries. And we're shoppers without boundaries too.

Or borders. The shoppers have no boundaries or borders and you can find us at the marketplace for possibilities, the marketplace of possibilities where you'll find everything you could possibly need.

Right. To make your life more exciting. And I'm excited about doing this thing about movies and my favorite sexy movies. But I'll tell you more about that next week and you should call next week.

Okay. Keep the number by your. And all of you, all of you didn't call or now on a shit list and you can never call again.

Okay. That is poop. Right. We're going to poop on you.

Okay. So you better call now. And if you'd like to talk to the attorney general. Oh, everybody's going to want to talk to the attorney general 310-568-0066.

Talk to the attorney general of Crimea. Standing in the doctor waiting. Oh, yes, she is. She's laying on the couch waiting, I think with her, you know, high heels.

Ready to prosecute you. Yes. Woo hoo. And appoint you to the 4th percent.

Okay. This is the Dr. Susan Block Show broadcasting live from Bonoboville and we support the Bonobo chimpanzees who swing from the trees as well as with each other.

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Make like a Bonobo, not a baboon. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

I love you. See you next week. Bye bye. Don't get sick.

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