20th Wedding Anniversary Celebration

Full transcript of 20th Wedding Anniversary Celebration on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers, sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, bridesmaids and best men, brides and grooms, husbands and wives.

All you children of sex, and we are all children of, with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. We are blessed, amen and a women.

Low these twenty years, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And we are here to celebrate two decades of lawfully wedded love, lust and bonobo revolution. Yay! Between your humble hostess, moi, and the even more humble,

your humble husband, Prince Max, formerly my butler. Now the captain he has been promoted. I have my own microphone now, see. And he has his own microphone.

So have, well, you could walk around if you like. These are new startings. Yeah, those are very nice. But the same slip I wore.

You're wearing the same slip? I'm wearing the same slip. This is it. This is a slip. I mean, I don't know what else you call it. It's like the thing you wear under the many things you wear under the wedding gown.

I'm wearing the same tuxedo jacket, but I have executive diaper pants on too. Oh, well, that's a nice touch. Just in case I pitch during the show. Every groom should have.

I threw out my bladder. Just in case. Nice, right? I lost my bladder.

Oh, well, you've got a new one. Yeah, brand new. You look beautiful. Thank you.

Want to get married? Yeah, let's do that tonight. Right after the show. I'll see you there.

Okay, bye. Bye. Where are you going? Oh, I was going to go get married.

No, you're doing a show. Oh, I have to do a show. Okay. I have a Sybian.

Who needs marriage? Or maybe it's that a Sybian helps you to stay married. We will be exploring these subjects of marriage. What makes love last?

Well, it's a numbers game. Make love first if you want to make love last. Make it a priority in your life. Easier said than done, but hey, all these platitudes are.

But yeah, I think we've done something. After all, we've been talking this game for low these 20 years, and now we're walking it 20 years. I mean, most sex experts are all divorced four times.

Most of them, yes. And there's nothing wrong with that. I don't see anything wrong with serial monogamy. Or, you know, just having different lovers at the same time, actually.

But yeah, I mean, I don't know, there's something. Let me just say that I'd rather celebrate an anniversary than a birthday. Something about it just feels good, solid, sexy. You know, I recommend it.

Marriage to some people, not to all, not to all. But we're going to be exploring different types of relationships. What makes love last and lust. What makes that last?

Well, maybe doing this every Saturday night. I don't know. It's magical. And I appreciate you being here, those of you who are here in the womb room.

And we've been celebrating for a few days now. Our actual anniversary was the other day. Right. And we went on a little getaway to an urban exhibitionist voyeur paradise.

With multiple views of office sex and banking sex. Wells Fargo. Yeah, all that. Do you know where we work?

Can anyone guess? Guess. In the middle. Yeah, round the big downtown.

Financial center of downtown LA. An old hotel. Okay, now I'm going to give you more hints. 1980s, monstrosity, a beautiful, magnificent monstrosity.

Guess. Anybody can guess they get a toy. You'll get a free sex toy. Oh my God.

But some people know. She said it right here. Say it. Say it.

Oh, I said it's the Bonaventure. Oh. It's the Bonaventure. Who guessed that?

Aphrodisiac. Oh, well, she did because she follows me on Twitter. But, you know, that's okay. She can get a free sex toy anyway.

Actually, Imtiaz was the one that guessed it right away. The first one. Yes, right. You'll get a butt plug.

But Aphrodisiac likes the Bonaventure. She's a big fan of those executive suites. We had a nice one, huh? It was nice because we got down there and the rooms weren't ready or something.

And they said, we're going to upgrade you. So they gave us this whole suite with a dining table. And it was really nice. It was.

Yeah. What are you doing over there? I'm hiding. I see that.

I'm shy. I see. You're over to the side of the... Can we get a camera on him for a second here?

So he can't hide too much. No, they can see me. Which camera can see right over there? They all can see me.

There we go. There we go. Oh, he's in the shadows. The captain in the shadows.

And that is your tuxedo jacket. This is my tuxedo jacket that I wore at our wedding. And it almost... Here, come on over here.

Just show off this tuxedo jacket. Partly to show off the jacket, but also to show off your fantastic weight loss program results. The weight loss program almost fits. What you do is you have to get cancer.

This is a special program. Not everyone can handle this mentally, let alone the physical issues. And then you get chemotherapy. Yes.

And then you lose the equivalent of a 40-pound airline bag. You do, because you can't eat, basically. So imagine that I had another 40 pounds on me somewhere. So I lost 40 pounds.

You did, and it's good. And also if you have hair loss, you get some chemo. And then you get some baby hair. On the top.

Can you guys believe this? You know, it was just egg-like here. It was totally bald. Now we have hair.

But this is not a reason to get cancer, I don't think. Anyway, no one wants to get cancer. But if you do, just know there could be some positive results. You just never know.

There could be. So anyway, we have some people calling us. Is this person tonight, or is this from last week? Oh, that is from tonight?

Yeah. But he's... Okay. All right.

And so you want to take a call? No. No? I'm going to go sit over here.

Aw. Well, let's hear it for Captain Max. Prince Maximilian Rudolph, Leblevich, D'Lubkovitz, D'Fillingerie. And our number is 1-866-289-7068.

We're talking about keeping love and lust alive, and whatever all that entails. So Joe from Nebraska. Okay.

Joe, Joe. Joe. Joe. Hello, Joe.

No, Joe. No, Joe. Okay. Well, anyway, that's the number.

1-866-289-7068. If you're anywhere in North America, and if you're anywhere in the world, outside of North America,

you call 2-1-3-6700-066. And if you're on Skype, well, you don't have to pay for the call. And it's 2-1-3-599-7398.

That's 2-1-3-599-7398. And we're talking about love, lust, and marriage. We have some special surprise guests that are on their way.

Right? Can I announce them? I mean, I think. They're stuck.

They're stuck. Hello, hello. They're stuck in traffic in the Czech Republic. Right.

They should be here shortly, though. They are, one is from the Czech Republic. Here they are. And one is from Slovakia.

Yeah. And they're coming right in. Are they signed in yet? Yeah.

They're signing in. All right. So in the meantime, I will say hello to my guest who is here. And she is Ariel Stoneham.

Stoneham. Stoneham. Ariel Stoneham. What a sort of inviting name.

Well, welcome to the Speak Easy. Thank you. I'm glad to be here. Well, and you are new to the wonderful world of erotic entertainment.

Is that right? Right, yeah. And that's kind of why you're here. Mm-hmm.

Because somebody brought you here to this place. Just so happens we're celebrating a 20th wedding anniversary. Yeah, it's exciting. Can you believe that?

It's really kind of, is that what you thought you would come into? No. No. That was a fun little extra surprise for me.

It just goes to show you, you know, this world of erotic entertainment is full of all kinds of people, everyone. Mm-hmm. And what kind are you?

Where are you from? I'm from Nevada. Nevada. Yeah.

Oh, the state of sin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Jean-Mama, a working girl in Dennis Hoff's place, Moonlight, Bunny Ranch, Bordello. I don't know what my mom is doing. You should be asked a personal question. Well, I don't know.

You know, she's from Nevada. She should be, you know. I mean, have you ever been to the Moonlight, Bunny Ranch, Bordello? No.

No? Mm-hmm. Well, it's in Nevada. It's in Carson City, Nevada.

And it is a perfectly legal brothel. And, you know, pretty cool place that's actually got a regular series on HBO. You know? Not just specials like me.

A regular series, okay? So you could be a hooker with a regular series and a, and test it, you know, once a week or once a month or something. They get tested a lot.

Anyway, it's very legitimate. But I'm not saying you should be a hooker. Not at all. Although I have great respect for the world's oldest profession,

which is, after all, older than humanity since animals practice prostitution when, you know, some horny guy, animal, whatever species, just brings a little piece of something, you know? Like a little bug or an apple or a banana or something and says,

here's a banana. You can eat this one if you'll suck mine. And there you have it, prostitution. Or marriage, depending on how you look at it.

You know? So it's all good. But porn stardom is your career path, right? Yeah.

Porn stardom. Okay. Although some porn stars are also hookers. But anyway, not all and not even most, but a few, you know,

or actually go back and forth. So great. And you an exhibitionist or you think it's a good way to make money or what do you think?

I'm very sexual and, you know, I always have been. And I like money, so. You're sexual and you like money. You like both kinds of banana.

Right. Okay. Well, good. Well, this is a good field.

Yeah. You think this is something you want to do all your life or something you're going to do for a little while and then move on to being like a master librarian?

Well, I like to see where, you know, life takes me. Whatever happens will happen. Yeah. But I would like to get into fashion design later in life.

Fashion design. What do you think? I love it. And I see that you are quite dressed up.

Yeah, it's not my outfit. No, I know that. I recognize that outfit. And it's a popular outfit.

A little maid's uniform. And it's my lovely producer, Tasia's outfit. Can we see it? You want to stand up?

Yeah. Let's see this outfit. Okay. Here she is.

Ariel Stonem. Yeah. And she is looking good in her little outfit. Yeah.

Okay. You wearing panties with that? Yeah, a thong. A thong.

Okay. All right. And do you want to show us that? Sure.

Okay. Doing a little fashion inspection. Oh, it's pretty matching. Yeah.

Yeah. I see. Okay. All right.

Is that also borrowed or? Oh, okay. It was new. Something borrowed, something blue, something old, something new.

Mm-hmm. Well, okay. You think you'll ever want to get married? I don't know.

You don't know. You sound so tentative. So maybe because your parents, I don't know. You don't like the idea of marriage?

You don't have to. It's not for everybody. It's like a fetish almost these days. It's like foot fetish or something.

Just some people are into it. Yeah. I don't think I'll ever get married. I don't know.

It used to be everyone was into it, but now it's just a kind of fetishy thing. So you feel like you're maybe what? Polyamorous or? I don't know.

I just, you know, I just get tired of the same thing. You know, like after like maybe two months, I usually break up with whoever. Well, you are 21. Yeah.

So you're 21, right? Yep. Just turned 21. You did?

When? February 21st. Wow. Well, congratulations.

And you're going to do your first porn tomorrow? Or Monday or something? Yeah. What day is today?

I don't even know. Oh, it's Saturday night. Okay. Cool.

Yeah. Live on Radio Suzy One. And so you're going to, you're going to do this, this porn shoot. And what are you going to, what are you going to do?

You're going to do a boy girl or a girl girl? Boy girl, I believe. Boy girl. Yeah.

Who's Lucky Boy? Michael Khan and. Oh, the Lucky Man behind you. I see.

The man that Brunga. Uh huh. Well, okay. So you're going to dance with the man that Brunga.

Okay. That's cool. So you're going to do like just a, just the two of you or is it part of something? I believe it's just the two of us.

Just the two of us. Okay. Have you had sex yet with him? I have.

You have? And how is it? It's pretty good. Yeah?

Okay. He's right behind you. So, you know, he's smiling. Hey, he has a pretty good size penis.

Pretty good size. Okay. What's the size? So we know.

Did you measure? I'll keep that for private. Really? Private, but he's a porn star.

It's not private. I don't know. He's going to do a porn with you. Oh yeah.

Well, so everybody's seen his penis anyway. Right. So, you know, you could just say the size. I don't know what the size is.

Oh, maybe we need him to tell. Well, I've never personally measured it. Michael, you're going to have to explain the size. Come up to a microphone.

Or whisper in her ear. Give her a number. Coke can? Coke can.

Okay. Okay. Okay. That's giving us a good image.

That's an image. Coke can. Okay. That's an image.

So that's a good size. And so you, but you sound like you've had bigger and smaller and different size. Are you kind of a size queen? Do you like them?

Coke can or, you know. I like them to be like. Campbell's soup can or, you know. I like them to be like.

Pickle jar. No. Not pickle. Pickle jar.

Right. I like like eight inches smaller and not too thick. Okay. I got kind of a small vagina.

Mm-hmm. You are 21. Yeah. Well, I don't really expect, well, I don't want to stretch out.

But that's not so small. Mm-hmm. I don't want to like be able to take more than eight inches in any type of my life, you know. I don't want to be like, oh, I remember back when I couldn't go bigger than, you know.

Really? Should we get you, I mean, we do have you on tape saying that. You are entering the field of porn. I know.

You know, so if you want to stay, I don't know, tight? It's not exactly, you know, the usual career path. But I'm not trying to, you know, dissuade you in any way. So.

It should be a nun if you want to be tight. Yep. That would be the career path. But, you know, you got to seek a balance.

You don't seem like the nun type. No. Did you grow up with any religious background? Yeah, I was baptized Mormon.

Mormon, of course. Mormon. Nevada is close to Utah. No wonder you did not know about the moonlight bunny ranch bordello.

They, you know, Mormons don't generally go there. No. They go, okay. So you were baptized Mormon and mom and dad or?

No. My mom was like a crack whore or something at the time. I mean, my dad was a drunk. Mormon, crack whore, Mormon drunk or?

No. So you were baptized by other relatives? By my grandma. Grandma.

Okay. Grandma was a Mormon. But, you know. Wait a minute.

Your mother was a Mormon crack whore, did you say? No, she's not Mormon. Oh, she's not Mormon. Okay.

That's why I see. Okay. But she was Mormon born. She was raised by a Mormon.

I don't want to embarrass Mitt Romney. No, no. Mitt Mitt Romney, of course, is going to set everything straight here. Yeah.

You a fan of his? You are. Okay. That's cool.

You're not Republican, are you? No. No, because if you're Republican, you have to leave. Well, Mitt Romney is a Republican.

But at least he's pro-choice. Yeah, I have... At least he's not sand-torn. Everybody's gotten up and down.

Most of them have mostly down, though, unfortunately. Yeah. I just, I probably, I'm probably not going to vote because I don't really like any of them enough to vote for them.

Okay. Well, we're not going to make you vote here. Okay. Okay.

Because if the fewer Mormons that vote, the more likely Obama wins. Hey, all of my families voted for Obama. The crack whore and the drunk. And the more like grandma.

And the crazy little uncle who's like super Republican and hates color people. Well, considering the crack whore and the drunk, it seems like you are, you know, moving up in the world from the parent.

You're an evolution. I guess. Are you an alcoholic or a crack? No.

Okay. I guess I'm doing better than my mom so far. Okay. And now I understand your sensitivity about, you know, the bunny ranch.

But it doesn't have crack whores. They wouldn't have crack whores there. But anyway, your mom and your dad, do they, are they still in your life or not really?

Yeah. My dad has stayed in my life. We're good pals now. What's he think of your career path?

Yeah. He's cool with it. He's like, just stay safe. Just stay safe.

Okay. And how about grandma? Grandma and I aren't really, we're not talking right now. Yeah.

I guess not. Right. Right. Right.

I'm not sure how many Mormon porn stars there are. You could be like the first if you, you know, sort of stick. I mean, I don't know what you have to do to stay Mormon. You have to do certain things.

But I don't know if not being a porn star is one of them. That is to say. They probably wouldn't appreciate me being a porn star. Well, they wouldn't appreciate it, but would they be able to excommunicate you

if you like went to all the things? They would feel like they would act like it's okay. All right. All right.

That's interesting. But then they would try to like get me away from that and come to church more and they offer you brownies. But you could do both.

You could eat the brownies. You know. And do the porn. Yeah.

I like the food, but that's pretty much it. Yeah. And so it really, it disturbs your spirit to go to church or eat their brownies. Oh, what?

Oh, my God. Oh, awesome. Oh, we have some more guests. All right.

We have our. Hello. Welcome to America. Wow.

Welcome to America. Definitely. Prince, your people are here. They were stuck in traffic and plus.

I can just imagine them stopping traffic. They must stop. That was the whole problem. This is the problem with the traffic is these beautiful ladies.

Wowie. Zowie. They are here. Jendall.

All right. And they are getting their microphones. And they just look gorgeous. And so I'm going to introduce them.

Hopefully their microphones are on Diana doll. Hello. Hello. Welcome to the womb room.

Thank you. Thank you. You look beautiful and Jennifer dark. Hello.

You look very sexy tonight. Thank you. Oh, you girls are like, you know, my fantasy of bridesmaids. Now that I'm, you know, celebrating my 20th wedding anniversary.

Congratulations. You are wonderful, amazing, beautiful bride. Thank you so much. This is the actual slip that I wore.

But anyway, not the bra. I'm the husband. And that's the husband that I got. The same one.

That's the main thing. The same husband. Right. And this husband is Prince Lubkovitz.

Okay. Which I don't know how up on your Czech history you are. But well, Lubkovitz beer. Lubkovitz palace.

Lubkovitz castle. Castle. Well, I try to pretend to be good at history in seventh grade, but now I'm kind of off. Well, I'm going to give you a history lesson.

Yeah. Actually, you are. I'm not. Oh, the, the Lubkovitz is.

Oh, the Lubkovitz is. Yes. Yes. What about them?

Well, they're, you know, you're, you're the Prince of Prague. And they took of Melnik, except he doesn't have his principality. Actually, my cousin Michael Lubkovitz was defense minister after the war. We owned 100 castles throughout the Czech Republic.

And the reason we had these castles was because we kept buying art and we didn't know where to put them. So we had to build castles to put the art in. There you go. But nobody actually lived there.

And then the communists came along and they took our beer, our brewery and our castles and our art. And everything else. And now we're getting it all back. Oh, that's good to have the beer back.

Nice. The beers. Certainly the beer. I don't know about the art, but the beer is very important.

So, well, anyway, now you know all about the Lubkovitz is which one of you is from Czech Republic and one is Slovakia. Okay. So Czech Republic and Slovakia. Do you actually did you so you didn't meet there?

No, we didn't. You met here and how did you meet? So it was really nice story actually how we met. Yeah, I love those how you met stories.

I feel like in a way, you know, Max and I are a couple. I mean, and you guys are a couple. Yeah. You're a couple.

She's a very good partner actually. Thank you. Keeper. Right.

Right. So how did you meet and when did you meet? Okay. So we met approximately.

Was it four years ago? It was four years ago and it was we had a booking together. Actually, it was job. Yes.

It was actually like a party like something like a gone girls gone wild, you know, kind of. Oh, and you were the girls that are supposed to go wild. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You did go wild. Right. But the funny was that, of course, I didn't know her. There were so many girls, beautiful girls.

And actually I liked it already. Like I was looking at her like, who is that girl? Me too. Yeah.

But there was one more guy from Czech Republic and he was my friend. Actually he was friend of her too. And we were talking, talking and she was looking at me like that. I was like, why this girl looking at me like that?

She didn't say four hours that she can speak a language what actually I understand. So she was teasing me whole time. Oh. We were dancing on the stage.

We were like touching, kissing, everything. But I still didn't know that she can understand my language. Wow. After four hours she came to my friend and she said, oh my gosh, I'm tired.

My language. And I turned and I was like, oh my gosh, you speak Czech? And she says, why you didn't tell me? She teased me like whole four hours and she didn't say anything.

But teasing is pleasing. Look at what she did. She seduced you. I didn't even ask.

Maybe if she started speaking Czech right away you would have been bored. She made it on purpose. Yes. Because she felt like going to say something bad about it.

Oh, something, oh, oh. She's lying. She's lying right now. Okay.

I think she wanted that. Have a lover's quarrel right now. Yeah. Cat fight.

Yeah. Okay. She says I'm pretty good liar, you know. Pretty good liar.

All right. Well, I don't know. You guys can't lie to each other anymore. Can you?

We don't actually. We don't lie. You know a lot about me. I can't lie to you anymore.

Not too much. Anyway, she tried to lie. I always find out that she's lying. So what is the nature of your relationship now?

Tell me about, you know, you have this sort of love and sex and business partnership. What, gender, what is that all about? Well, sex. I need to say something.

Actually, we know each other four years. We are in the same business. But we never, ever worked together. Really?

No. So business being porn, erotica, modeling. Yeah. Like, I mean, like I worked with so many different people.

She worked with many different people. But we never worked together. Actually, we never had sex together. Never.

We are together in the same room at the same set, but never, ever. Like they never booked us together. I don't know why. So we are planning something big right now for our website where we're going to work

together or actually having sex together first time. I'm flummoxed. I mean, the two of you, you've been together for four years like this. And I mean, are you bisexual?

No, I'm not. I'm not bisexual. You're not. I like girls.

I can work with the girls. I see early something nice about them, but not really like in my private life. But, you know, we are working like when we are going for a big convention or something like in Mexico, like, okay, we touch each other.

We kissing each other. That's, yeah, like, yeah. So you do that? Yeah.

Kissing and touching. But not, what is it that you don't do? You haven't done pussy eating? Yeah.

No. A little bit on the stage. Yeah. Like, I know very well how your pussy looks like,

but I know how it tastes like, you know, actually. Yeah. That's all I can say. Okay.

But she never. All right. Never. Are you enjoying this report from your countrywomen prints?

Yes. It's, it's, yes. Okay. So then the other kind of sex you haven't had is dildo, right?

Yes. You haven't done that? Yeah, we've never done dildo. No.

But we're gonna do it. But not dildo. Real cock. Real cock.

Real cock. You mean you're gonna do one guy together? One guy together. Okay.

You haven't even done that? No. You haven't done one guy? I can't believe somebody.

Oh, yeah, I, with other girl, but never with her. Well, right. Okay. I see.

Do one guy. So wait a minute. So what is the relationship? What do you guys do together?

I think they're roommates. Are you roommates? No, we are. No, you're not roommates.

Oh, you're not roommates. What, what is, they have this thing called gender. And all, I think it's just that they're Czech country women who are too, too hoties that just walk around and very little and, and try and just make people crazy thinking about

all the things that they're not doing. We like that. Actually, we are best friends and we decided we're gonna start to do something more together because we haven't.

Speaking of cocks, can we move that big cock candle there? Because it's right. Oh, you're dead. Oh, wow.

Right in her face, right in her mouth. And you know. I have a big cock. I have a big cock in front of my mouth right now.

And take a cock hat and a black one. Oh, you like a big cock. And cameras. I don't care actually about size.

You can get really close to them cameras. We're not NBC here. We have no headroom. We just have head.

Moving on their lips and their eyes and stuff. All that stuff. So your outfits really match. Did you coordinate that?

He made on purpose because we travel a lot to Mexico. We are doing shows, signing and dancing. And we want to just kind of. Signing and dancing.

So you do pole. No, it's like a choreographed show on the stage together. Kind of like, you know, dancing, group dance and getting naked for fans. It's like big, big convention where it's like the last time was like 11,000 people for convention.

Wow. Yes. So we are doing the show for our fans and then we signing or we are doing like kind of fake scenes with the fans.

They can go with us on the stage. Kind of fake scenes. Yeah, because it's like, yeah, they can try many different positions to do with us, but it's not naked, you know, like we are kind of naked, but they are not.

They are not naked. They can touch our boobs and but nothing else. Okay. They trying.

They do. And how do you stop it? Do you have like bouncers or like, do you just have a karate move you do? Well, like they can touch, but I think they can bite.

They can bite. They can't. Oh, okay. They are trying to bite, you know, a nail polish and stuff like that.

They think, you know, that because we are in the business of actually like it. How dare they bite these beautiful dolls? I defend myself very well. You do.

How do you do that? I do a few slaps. Yes. And I guess Shoget was like, wow.

They might like that. Hey, Dr. Suzy, you have a caller. He wants to know if his fetish is normal. Maybe someone, oh, he hung up.

Well, we don't know what his fetish was, so we don't know if it's normal. No, we don't. It probably isn't. Maybe it's a fetish for marriage.

Not very normal. These days. Do you guys want to get married? One day maybe.

One day maybe. Yeah. Who cares? Right.

Do you feel like you're kind of married together, the two of you with no sex, a sexless marriage that you have? Yeah. Even though I'm telling Diana, you know, every time we kiss on the stage or somewhere that I kind of have in her my idol partner because she kissed very well.

So I'm like, I want the guy who kissed like you. You know, so I feel a little bit married. She always telling me, oh my gosh, you kiss so good. Really?

Yeah. What I'm going to do is I taste her pussy. I don't know because then I cannot tell how I want the guy. Well, I'm sure that any husband you might get would be okay with the two of you, you know,

eating each other's pussies or kissing or whatever. Maybe not other things. Other things like what? Like sharing secrets about your husband.

Which you would probably do. Oh yeah. She's really my best friend and I think she knows everything. Exactly.

Any detail is okay. Right. That's what he'd be jealous of. Any guy would be jealous of the emotional intensity between the two of you.

So you better start having sex so you can kind of diffuse that stuff. In America, there's a lot of sexless marriages. Well, yeah. They've got one right now.

It's going to change. It's going to change. Have you ever written a Sybian, either of you? No.

Did you? Yeah, but not yours. Oh yeah. Well, no, I know that.

I would know if you'd written mine. Have you ever written a Sybian? Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

Well, this anniversary party features Sybian rides a little later. But now this is from Twitter. You can tweet us, by the way, at Radio Susie One. That's R-A-D-I-O-S-U-Z-Y-1 on Twitter.

And Sabrina is there. And she will be answering your tweets or forwarding them to us. And you can also call us at 1-866-289-7068, anywhere in North America or outside of the US,

213-670-0066, or through Skype, 213-599-7398. I'm here with Jen Dahl, Jennifer Dark, and Diana Dahl. And I'm celebrating my 20th wedding anniversary.

I'm also here with Ariel Stonem. Right. Right. You've got to try the pussy pipe.

Okay. Ms. Stonem. So is that your Mormon name, Stonem? No.

Okay. So she's Mormon. What religion did you guys grow up with, Catholic, probably? Evangelic.

Evangelic. I know they had Evangelics in Czech Republic. Slovakia. Slovakia.

Are you something? You? No. Really, you know, should be Catholic, but, you know.

You should be. I didn't. Okay. You're going to pay for your sins.

So Panty Boy is tweeting from Twitter. Can it be possible to have the panties of the two girls? Please. Yeah.

I brought some. You brought some. Let's see. No.

It's not here. It's over there. Oh, over there. But it's here in the building.

But it's in the building. Well, how far? Maybe Teja can get them. Like a couple figures?

Yeah. I mean, is it, does Teja know where, where it is? My producer? The one in the wedding dress, like me?

Exactly there. Okay. Teja, come forward. All right.

Teja, wherever you are, come to the studio. These are like vacuum packed. Uh-huh. I see.

I want to ask him why he sent back my underwear that I sent him. Hmm. Oh. What's up with that, man?

Oh, well, you know, I mean, he's not looking for, depends, even if they are in executive gray, darling. It's very absorbent, too. Yes.

You can just piss where you are. You don't have to do nothing. Hmm. Hmm.

Well, they're, they're very handy. It's true. You can buy them at Ralph's or your local anywhere. I think we're getting a whole new bunch of, of fans

into golden showers right now. Yes. Yeah. Here's Teja.

She's getting married tonight. Yes. Teja is getting married and, you know, it's a worthwhile thing. The worst.

So, um, there are some panties, I believe that. Yeah. No, my Blick and White handbag. She's brought them specifically.

Thank you. Just a whole bag. You can bring it to me. Thank you.

Oh, look, wait, wait one second though. Everyone, look at Teja, please. This is the bride. I love the earrings.

This is, this is a real bridal slip you've got here. Look at that. Wait, wait, wait, here's the microphone here. Uh, whoops.

I get to wear all the fun things that I've had forever. Oh, yes. Right. No one, no other job would have you wearing it.

I'm wearing an outfit like this. No, it's true. Including the tiara with ears. That is just, that's great.

You really should wear that when you get married. You will get married one day. Look at this card that Teja made, everybody. Happy 20th anniversary, Dr. Suzy and Prince Max.

And it has a big dick inside of it. Look at that. We love big dicks. Yes.

It's so beautiful. Yes. And it says, um, here, you should read it. Dear mom and dad.

I just wanted to take the opportunity on this very special day to tell you both how much I love you, appreciate you, respect, enjoy and look up to you. You two have such a great relationship, so much love and sex. The lost theater mask story that Max told me, um, that the two of you have is so special.

I wanted to get you one and I got them a bunch of little theater masks like this one. Yes. Because this is part of the movie. Everybody now.

You want to ride to Sibion? I think, yeah. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Now. Yeah, black and white.

Black and white. Okay. Catch the bouquet. She's getting married in the morning.

Tejasuda brothers and sisters. All right. And there she goes. Thank you, darling.

And, uh, yeah, panties. Okay. So, so you guys do a little act together like a dance, did you say? Yes.

Can we see some dance? We have all this space. We also have a stripper pole, but you don't do the stripper pole. I do feature dancing, but I don't really like the special things on stripper pole,

but I, I do feature dancing. So I just like that. We can put on music. Yeah.

Yeah, why not? Hey. Thanks for the prince. Love kids.

You can do what you want. Yeah. Max, I think you should, you know, come on over here in the audience so that, you know, you can give them somewhat of an audience of a prince, right?

Max, Prince Max. What? Come over to be in the audience. What?

In the audience? Yeah. Like right, right here? Am I demoted?

No. Oh, is that? Well, you're in the shadow. I just have to sit with the serfs.

This is awful. My anniversary. Well, okay. I just want them to have more of an audience right here.

Come on up here. I see Chris Gore in the room. Yeah, Chris Gore. Here he is, Chris Gore.

Chris Gore is here. He can come sit up here. You all know Chris Gore, right? Give him a big hand.

Thank you. Ladies, let's make this happen. Come on. All right.

To see some vagina tonight. All right. So do you have a preference as to music? Oh, we have panties coming out now.

But we want to get the music ready. Should we, should we, any particular kind of music or anything you like? What do we want to listen to today? Enrico Iglesias.

Yes. What? Let's see. We have a tweet from Mamitz recently had a discussion about

circumcised versus uncircumcised cocks. Let me know the guy. Which do you prefer? Well.

This is like a test question. Should I lie? Probably. I mean, you know, what are you going to say?

I mean, either way. Well, as a porn star, you should not offend any kind of cock. No. You know what I'm saying?

We're going to talk to Mamitz later about that. And they're very similar when they're hard. They're basically the same when they're hard. Or not.

Maybe not for you. Yeah, exactly. Well, I prefer more, how do you say, uncut? Uncut.

Yeah, baby. It's better for me because it feels better. It's spoken like a true Czech. Right.

It just feels much, much better. It's natural. I think so. Nothing against the cut guys.

But you know what? I don't like hard cocks, so actually I don't care. You don't care as long as it's hard. Yeah, exactly.

All right. Well, here you go. Very good. That's the main thing.

It's the same. But you know, for the mamas, maybe don't cut him. Let him decide if he wants to be cut later. I know him actually.

Then it'll hurt more for him, which is good. Okay. I've already seen his cock. You've seen whose cock?

My husband's? No, the guy who did it. No! Oh, this guy's cock, Mammet.

You saw his cock. What is he? Sorry. Is he uncircumcised or uncircumcised?

Uncircumcised. Un... Okay, Mammet. Oh, sorry.

You're in my... Flynn, have you had sex with Mammet? No. No, no, no.

Camera. You've seen a picture of his cock. Camera, camera. Camera.

Right. Just a picture. No, the video camera. Webcam.

Webcam. You do webcam? Yes. I see.

You do webcam together? Not yet. Not yet. We're thinking about it, but we didn't do it together.

They don't do anything together. No. Well, they're here together. You know, I'm impressed with that.

We are here together because... They look so coordinated, you know. Oh, we are. I would say we're pretty much are, but...

Talk dirty and check. Oh, you know, this is so hard, actually. I think in English, it sounds more nicer than in our language. Okay, talk dirty in English.

Oh, yeah. Okay, fuck me. I need some hard cock. I'm on a suckle.

I got deep on you. Can you translate into that and to check? Try, try, try. Go ahead.

Try, check. She came here. What else? Come on.

She came here. She came here. I want to suck you. I want to fill my tongue on your cock.

Go ahead. It's getting harder and harder. Go, go. What did you say?

What did I say? Just say it again. Again? Well, sexy.

I want to fill your cock in my mouth. I want to see your cock in my mouth. I want to see your cock in my mouth. I'm learning Czech.

A little by little. I'm going to impress my husband's relatives. Yeah. He doesn't speak Czech, though.

Italian, but not Czech. So, okay. That was, that was really, I thought that was fun. But now, yeah, let's see the dance.

Now music, any kind? Come on up this way. Here we go. This is our song.

We knew that. This is your song. Yeah, we are dancing on it. This is very Czech.

A very Czech dance. Okay, come on up here. Here they come. We're coming this way.

All right, just start that all over again. We're going to start it over again. Okay, forget you just heard any of that. Okay.

And now on a one and a two. Here we go. The shoes look good. Okay, so music.

Now. Okay, when you want it. Okay. Now here it is.

Here it comes. There they are. Standing at attention in the blue and the pink. The ultimate bridesmaids

for the 20th wedding anniversary of Dr. Suzy and Max. Gendall. Yes.

Jennifer Dark, Diana Doll. Czech babes. Where's the music? Okay, here we go.

And. Czech babes. Here we go. It's going to happen.

Look at these heels. Okay. Is this, is this. Should I, should I banter more?

Oh, I have to banter more. Okay, well. Maybe I should sit on the Sybian. I could give out the phone number.

Yeah, but you know, that's kind of boring. I think we're ready. Here we are. Gendall, brothers and sisters.

Happy 20th wedding anniversary. Jennifer Dark and Diana Doll on the Dr. Susan Block Show. Cut off.

So, uh, do we want to go back to it? Did you hear that? Okay, well. The music, then getting the naked.

Let's have another one. Another song. Then we see the pussy. Okay.

Well, let's get the microphone. Actually, I think we're going to go to commercial real quick. Oh, well, we could just have another song. I got it.

Oh. Okay. All right. Slower and slower.

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Call 213-670-0066 today. What you dance? If I asked you to dance? Would you run?

Never look back. Where does this song come from? Ah! This is more in reggae and places.

I just thought you wanted to go slow. Would you save my soul? Okay, alright. Do you like something else?

Something else, something else. Sorry, sorry. Oh, they don't care. Would you tremble?

I'd like to touch your lips. Yeah, okay. Do you want something bad to do? I don't know.

Wait, whatever they like. So it sounds like a typical corny thing you play at a 20th anniversary song, right? We want you, love.

Hold me in your arms tonight. There's the microphone. Can I have that microphone? Here.

Can you get me that? Well, you ladies are just so sensuous and beautiful. Thank you. So are you?

Well, thank you. Thank you. So, may I offer you our house drink? Water.

Water is one of the house drinks. Okay. And you also? Me too.

No agua? No agua. Okay. And cranberry juice.

Cranberry juice. And vodka. And vodka. Okay, you would like cranberry juice and vodka.

Okay. Hold the water. You wouldn't want to try the agua? It's just a little sip.

What is that? If you're going to drink cranberry. And if you're going to drink water, I would say, okay, forget it.

But it's our little green drink over there. What does it say? It involves a ritual, which I think you might enjoy. It won't make you have sex with each other.

I hope so. Well, it could lead to that. It could lead to that. It could lead to that.

Teja. Where is my bridesmaid? Yes. Teja.

Here she is. And she's here. And her dress is pulled up, yes, with her little ballet shoes. Okay, we're going to try some agua.

Just a little bit. Okay. Agua. Agua.

Just a little bit. Agua. Yes. It's the drink of brides and grooms.

No, no, no, no. No, no. Nothing will, no. It's, this is not a spiked drink.

It merely has a little bit of alcohol in it. But it is a very special sort of ritual that we do here with our little drink. I don't know if our cups are going to be well hung enough for you ladies, but I will advise you to drink them balls up.

And here we go. Okay. So it's, it's a tradition. It comes from, oh yes, okay, the Bolivia, Agua de Bolivia.

Okay. Yes. You have to get your favorite color. All right.

And now we have the salt. Now here's what you do. You put the salt on a body part. Preferably the nipple, but nipples.

Okay. And okay. So who's going to be first? Okay.

Here we go. Grab the mic. And now you, who's going to be first? You're going to do the licking.

Ah, here we have it. So you lick the nipple first in order to give it some moisture. Oh moisture? Yes.

And the salt needs to get in here? Yes, there we go. Okay. It's very hard.

You don't have to lick it to get it hard. That's for sure. But just a little moisture. And now we place the salt.

Okay. Now that's kind of salty, so be careful. It's a little lime salt. I know it looks like cocaine, but it is not.

It is, counselor, simple lime salt. You don't want to snort this. It would hurt. Okay.

So we just lick it. Okay. Salt. Lime salt.

Lime salt. Okay. I'm going to get the shot. Uh-oh.

We think you're going to love it, but we're not sure, actually, with you ladies. Maybe you won't. So this is an experiment. You know, you could try it or you could not.

I mean, I'm not going to make you. But then she's going to have a salty nipple. In which case, Tasia or I would be happy to lick it off of her. If you do not wish to lick the salt.

So I don't want you to have a bad... Okay. No, because, you know, we are just scared from anything. Like, you know, like what we don't know.

What we didn't try. I understand. You're from, you know, behind the iron curtain and everything. We could be stuzzy, but we're not.

This is simple lime salt. We're going to start to dance more than before. Not everybody likes it, but we love it. We're going to start to dance more than before, right?

Okay. Yes. And then there's the city. Lick it.

Lick it. Lick it. Here we go. Okay.

Just lick it. And yes, yes. I love the way she keeps almost getting it. Yes.

Here we go. That's it. Yes. Moon.

Do it, baby. Do it. Not bad. Okay.

We have a not bad from Slovakia. Yes. Thank you. I still have a little bit.

Yeah. This is actually better than the salt. Wait. There's better than what?

This is better than the salt. Oh, it's better than the salt. Well, you don't have to have any more salt. I'm sure that we can get someone else to lick up this salt.

Let it, baby. Yeah. Oh, that's so fine. You still didn't get it all.

Yeah. There you go. That's it. Lick up that salt.

That's it? Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Okay. It's now your turn. That's true. So here.

Since we sharing and caring, we're going to share this drink as well. Okay. From the blue circumcised cock. Okay.

Here we go. Now you are going to reveal your beautiful boobs. Or maybe just one. Okay.

And here we go with the moisture lick. Nice tongue. I love that. How many layers of skirt do you have here?

Oh, I see. This is like a little thing here. You have such a great ass. Look at this ass, brothers and sisters.

I mean, is that a perfect check ass? Pick up the check. Definitely. Okay.

And the salt. Here we go. Salt me up. Yes.

Lick and then swallow. Go, Dana. Definitely. There we go.

Jendal does Agua. Jendal downs Agua. Very good. Okay.

Okay. Agua sales in Czech Republic are going way up. Not... Okay.

Let's... Not bad. I love it. I love this.

Yeah? What's that? Okay. Yeah.

You can lick it. And unfortunately, that particular shot glass is circumcised, but you seem to like it anyway. I'm carrying it hard. All right.

That's true. All right. There was a little bit of salt. Sorry, I had to lick it off.

And we have a guest, another guest. Would you like to try some Agua? You are 21. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. So, I mean, you could do it off of your lover's cock or Tasia, the little bride. And would one of you like to try the Sybian?

The Sybian is awaiting you. And this first attachment, you could actually ride that with your panties on, if you're feeling, you know, like you just want to test the rhythm, just the rhythm. Okay.

Okay. Then you're just going to test the rhythm. How many wedding anniversary parties have Sybian rides at them, let alone 20th wedding anniversary parties?

Only the best ones. Okay. So here we go. This is it.

So, you can just sit right down here. And this is, well, all right. I mean, yeah, you put that between your legs. Right.

There you go. That's good. That's all right. Yep.

Don't you think you should just like take the dress off for this? You can keep the panties on. Take the dress off. Yeah.

Sure. Well, yeah. Take it off. Here we go.

And Diana Doll is now ascending the Sybian. Now, you being her, you've written a Sybian before, right? Yes, you have. So why don't I let you kind of get over towards the controls here?

Yeah. So there's your, I don't know, girlfriend, fiance. So we're going to turn. Okay.

Keep your heels on. Take the dress off. There you go. And now it's a party.

Okay. So we're sitting on the Sybian and you can lean on this thing if you want, or you can just sit right up on it like you're doing it doggy style. So we turned it on here.

Are you ready? Yeah. You can just sit wherever, you know, feels right, you know, and feel the rhythm, a little bit of rhythm, a little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more.

Where's the microphone? Where's the microphone? Microphone, microphone. Oh, there we go.

Oh, my God. Here, you want to turn it up a little more for her? Yeah, this one, this one, this one. Yeah.

Oh, she's getting those panties wet. Yeah, yeah. Her first Sybian ride, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. This is Diana Doll of Jendall.

Oh, fuck. Let's go. Yeah. Talk dirty.

Oh, yeah. I need to call you right when I talk dirty. Oh, she needs a call. Here, how about that big black one?

Is that big enough for you? Give me some black guys. Oh, here. Here's a big black one.

Here, it's right in front of you. Ooh, ooh. Is this big enough for you? Oh, my God.

I like things done still. Oh, who's going to do that? Okay, Alex, I don't need you. You're too big.

Too big, okay. How about we have a tray? Yeah, fuck. We have a tray of different cocks.

Yeah, I don't know. That's too small. Not when you put them on as attachments. It's small, but that's good.

Can I have something at home? I prefer cocks. But it feels good. Yeah, you got it all the way up?

No? Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. We won this.

Oh, fuck. Diana Gao is riding a civilian in honor of Prince Max's and my 20th winning anniversary. She is taking her first civilian ride. Oh, fuck.

I think she likes it. I like it. I can hook. Wow, that's good.

So, your first civilian ride. Yeah, I'm really wet, actually. We will not try. Test, one, two, three, four.

Can you hear me? Just pick. Can you hear me, Noi? I got you, Max.

There you go. Alrighty. We're ready for the Czech Republic. Yeah, really, huh?

Are you proud of your country woman? Oh, Slovakia. Is there a thing between Czech and Slovakia? Is there a competition?

No, it's not kind of my competition. But it's different. It's a different language. But you speak the same language in your Czech and Slovakia?

No. But you speak Czech even though you're from Slovakia? Yeah, I can speak Czech. But for the beginning when we met each other, she didn't understand me at all.

So I had to speak with her Czech that she can understand what I'm saying. But after she got used to it. I think we need to get something. Helen, I'm giving Helen a signal here.

Signal, signal. Woo-hoo. Yeah, well, you're still on there. No, Noi, we're also missing a light here.

Or should we let another girl ride? I'll let another girl ride. Are you sure? You can also have a toy of your choice from Adult Play Parlor.

This is to take home. I'm sorry I can't let you take home the city. There's vibrators. There's a dick.

Maybe that's not big enough for you. I'll fix that. This is like a clitoral thing. And this is, oh, this is deep throat spray.

Oral anesthetic spray. Actually, Mary got this. And Chris Gore was very happy about that. I actually can do it without spray.

And here's a glow-fingo. Okay, that's fine. That's fine, okay. Very good.

You got that. And would you like to ride the Sybian? I mean, you know. Yeah, come on.

Come on. You'd like to ride. Fellow countrymen here. Yeah, okay.

Get on the Sybian now. Fellow country women. Yeah. All right.

Okay, here she is. Jennifer, you should take the dress off like your country woman did. That's a thing you do with the Sybian. Yeah, here we go.

Look at these pretty panties. Oh, so sexy. Pink with little ruffles. Okay, here she goes.

Jennifer Dark of Gendall from Czech Republic. Prince Maximilian Rudolf Leblivic. Do you love Kvitz's? Love Kvitz.

Homeland. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a Czech name. All right, here we go. Wait, wait, we need the microphone on. Somehow her mic went out.

It's on. Okay, here we go. Okay. After I ride the Sybian, it will be one anniversary and one funeral today.

Ah, very good, very good. Well, we're glad we could complete that. Okay, so here she goes. Jennifer is going to ride the Sybian.

The starting light. I like that. Starting with a small vibration here. And we're turning up the volume.

Yes. Getting stronger and stronger. And here we go. Ride it.

Yeah. Ride in dirty. I can feel it in my brain. Oh my God.

Yeah. You don't need this thing. In fact, I'll just use it like that. I can feel it in my ass.

I hope so. It's on full blast. Okay, Jennifer is just riding this. Just riding it.

It's on full blast right now. And she's just, hey, I think we need a triple Sybian for Jen. We need to make this. How about that?

I have to do it. As well as going to eat you, right? Okay, I think we have enough high-pitched sounds to qualify as some kind of response. Let's hear it for Jennifer.

Dark agenda. So now you, of course, did not ride it with an attachment inside. Would you like to try that? Attachment?

I don't think I'm able to do it. No, you're not able. Okay. Gonna fill my bottom at all.

Your bottom is numb now? Right? Yeah. How about your pussy?

How's that doing? The whole bottom. Oh. You've been vibrated into numbness.

Oh my gosh. Yes. Okay. Well, here.

Your panties are probably soaking wet, so here you should take a new pair. Blue. Blue. Nice.

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Something blue. Yeah. Very good.

Okay. So, you're not going to ride it with an attachment. That's okay. That's okay.

Did you want to ride the Sybian? Ariel. Oh, wait a second. Where's Max?

Where's Max? Max, come here. I'm right here. You've got to help me blow, baby.

Just move out of your Sunday empty bed over here. Help me blow. Oh, I'm blowing. There you go.

Blow me. Where are you? That's what Kate says. Blow me.

Where's Max? He's coming. Oh, there he is. Okay.

Very good. Smash it in my face. This is the blow job, baby. This is the blow job.

Here we go. This is the big blow job. We got to blow it. We can't blow it.

Can't blow it. So. For you. That's a good blow job, right?

This is my girl. Love you. This is her real step from her wedding. Yes.

And this is his original jacket. Right here. And that's his original ass. And this is my original.

From my way. Oh, yeah. Something blue. Okay.

There you go. All right. So. So, okay.

Well, thank you all for being here. We have another city in ride. But before that we should have somebody cut some cake. Yes.

So people can have cake. Who's going to cut the cake? Somebody. We need a cake cutter.

Yes. Amina. We'll come forward to cut cake. Would you like to cut cake?

Yeah. Would you like to cut some cake? Or use the, get the plates. It's your birthday today.

Oh, it's your birthday from Norway. Oh, happy birthday. We have all these wonderful people from Norway and from. Really?

Wow. We're just set. Czech Republic, Norway. And any other countries representing Italy.

Scandinavian. All right. So you have to come and have a piece of cake. I'm from Philly.

Have a seat right there. And we are all children of sex. Yeah. Have a seat.

Just give her a nice chair there. A nice chair. Not one of the bad chairs. Look at her.

Very nice. Would you like to ride the city in? She used to have a reality show in Norway. Oh.

Wow. She's on one now. Would you like the microphone? Yeah.

So. So I just want to say congratulations. Oh, thank you. Congratulations to you.

Happy birthday. Thank you. Wow. Today's your birthday?

Yes, it is. Really? Well, you know, you should be cutting the cake or something. This is your day two.

Yes. It's only an anniversary for us. Thank you. But we're not going to ask about your age.

Do you want to say something, too? Oh. Ah. Well, you're here with the city.

Oh, you didn't get a toy for your ride. Would you like an adult play parlor toy? Oh. Melotique.

Can you just take a picture of her with the play parlor toy? Thank you. Awesome. And now it is your turn to ride the Sybian.

All right. The cake has arrived. And it's your birthday. So let's sing happy birthday.

Yes, yes. So you must have the first piece because it is your birthday. You don't mind. Happy birthday to you.

Come on, everybody. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear beautiful lady. Happy birthday to you.

Now, we have another tradition here at the Dr. Susan Block show. Well, we put cake on nipples. Cake on nipples. Cake on nipples.

How do you like that one? Have you ever done that ritual, cake on nipples? No. Never.

Never? Never done the cake on nipples. Cake on nipples. Have you ever done cake on nipples?

Cake. Yeah? Would you like to try a little cake on nipples? We can try it.

Yeah? We can try it. Okay. They want to try it over here too.

Icing is the best. Yeah. Yeah. You just put a little on the nipple.

There you go. That's perfect. That's the perfect amount. You don't want too much.

Yep. Very nice. Okay. And now you have to eat it.

Who wants cake? Who wants cake? Cake. This is a very good cake.

Okay. I love it. It's a good cake. A little piece of cake for this gentleman.

With or without the nipple. This is a very good cake. Thank you. It's amazing.

Well, I think Helen got it in Chinatown. Yeah. Which is very appropriate because this is our 20th anniversary. And the 20th anniversary is China.

Right. Which is interesting because the 19th, which was last year, was bronze. Which to me seems a lot stronger than China. Right.

Except maybe they mean the gentle rising. And we have... Maybe they mean that China. We have Helen.

She's from China. Well, Helen is from China. Maybe they mean Helen. Because I'm thinking of the dishes and the plates.

And that's... No, no. I don't want to be a dish or a plate. No.

I mean... But then again, maybe they mean the country of China. Yeah. Yeah.

Well... Okay. Here's your... All right.

No, I don't want any cake. Did you eat all your cake? I'm on a diet. Did you have some off of her?

I lost all the weight of cancer. Yeah. Okay. So, you know, you have to put it on first.

Yep. Right. Okay. And are you going to ride the Sybian?

Yeah. You want to get on there? Okay. Okay.

But you got to... Isn't this fun? This is so much fun. We do, you know, party games here.

Okay. We're all about the games. All right. And so are all these people from like...

These are all MTIs friends? Norway or something? They're all from Norway. That's right.

All from Norway. Oh, there's Tina. Yeah. Hi, Tina.

Hi, Tina. We met Tina. That's your wife. My ex-wife.

Yeah. What do you mean, your ex-wife? She's my wife. Ah.

Well, you know, we're all for multiple wives around here. Yeah. And husbands. Multiple wives and husbands.

Yeah. There's a wife here and a wife there. Yeah. And a husband here and a husband there, you know.

Oh, MTIs. You're the only guy that can have three wives. Right. Fucking Muslims.

Right. Fuck about us. Look at this. A converted group of people.

The anniversary cake girls. I love how you're holding the cake. Okay. So our little friend here, Ariel, who is brand new to sex entertainment.

She's from a nice Mormon family. Nice Mormon girl. Well, I don't know about... Well, her grandmother's Mormon.

Well, she's a nasty Mormon girl. She is. And you're now going to ride the Sybian. Okay.

So ladies, I mean, if you could just... Yeah. I mean, just go over there. Hold your cake.

Yeah. You can just lean back over there. That's good. And you just come right up here.

That's right. All right. But I think you should take your little maids uniform off. The school teacher.

Yeah. The school teacher. Oh, yeah. Who is?

She is? Okay. Let's see here. There we go.

I don't know. Voila. Voila. This is Ariel.

And she's going to ride the Sybian. Ariel is going to ride the Sybian. And I am going to get to the controls. Okay.

Here we go. What's Mickey Mouse doing there? He's not old enough. That's Minnie.

And she is. And she is. She's going to be all upset now. Actually, she's older than our anniversary, so.

Okay. Here we go. What do you want to do? Put cake on her while she's on the Sybian?

It's a red wrapped. Here we go. Where's the microphone? Tasia, can you give her her microphone?

It's under her ass. I don't know if you found it. No, it is. Here we go.

She's not reacting. I have to go higher and higher. Okay. You're listening to video Susie One on the World Wide Web.

And you're listening to Orgasm. Live from our house to your house. This is the essence of the adult roller coaster ride. If you liked roller coasters as a kid.

The fucking thing sounds like a flyer or something. I go... You should ride it, honey. No.

I got a new bladder. Yeah, yeah. It'll stimulate your bladder. I don't want to stimulate my bladder.

There you go. That's as high as it'll go. Maybe I'll go up there. Rotator.

Yeah, you can go up there. Help her out here. Give her a spanker. Yeah, come around this way here.

Yeah, yeah, he's coming up. His marriage is over. His marriage is over. Here we go.

Is that okay? We have a volunteer from the audience. He's kind of cute. He wants to give you a little spanking.

Okay. Okay, I'm going to turn this down a little bit. But I'll turn it up again when you need it. Okay.

Turn it up. Okay, and... Where's our... Turn that book up.

What happened? There he is. You look very cute with the glasses. Do you need those glasses or are they just for effect?

We're waiting for you. We're waiting for you. They're just for effect. Wow, they're very good.

No, she's not coming though. She does. He wanted to go. Oh, you're a couple.

You're married. We're having a discussion here. I'm a therapist. Can I help?

Where's the load? I think we should go together. He's married. They're a couple.

I mean, I'm confused. Yeah, you could come up together. Yeah, you can come up together. We're not going to do anything to you.

Yeah, you could come up together. We're just going to eat some cake off your nipples. That's all right. I'm just teasing you.

No cake. No cake. All right. This is now a Norwegian summit here.

This is a political discussion. Meanwhile... Meanwhile... We don't have to come up.

She doesn't have... Just let her eat cake. Let them eat cake. Okay, would you like some more cake?

Voila. And... Here, let me hold this. Okay, so how are we doing back here on stage?

Well, I think we're about to have a Sybian gasm. Real or simulated? Take your pick. Real.

Real. Okay, here we go. It's Ariel. Here it comes.

Ladies and gentlemen, from our house to your house... Lovers and sinners, she is riding the Sybian for our 20th wedding anniversary. Here it comes. And she is going to enter the next two decades of marital bliss for us with a Sybian gasm.

Whacker. Oh, oh, squeezer. Okay. I was thinking more of a whack would do it, but yeah, like a little whack.

Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Hello. Hello. What happened? That was an electronic thing.

All right, now you're going to have to fake it. Because we're almost out of time. All right. You can write it into the after party.

Okay. So you're going to practice. You're entering the adult entertainment industry. So now I want to hear an aria of an orgasm.

Here we go. This is fake brothers and sisters, but it's going to be good. No, it's real. Is it fake?

Or is it real? It doesn't matter. Just listen to it. Miguel.

I need a napkin. A napkin. We have cake on our headsets. It's coming.

Yeah. Let's hear them and cake on the headsets. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. It's coming. They're bringing it. Wow.

The cake came all over the place. Was that real? I got all excited. That was real.

She certainly got flushed enough. Yeah. All right. Very, very flushed.

Very beautifully flushed. The napkin's coming. There we go. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

Pick a pair of panties. Yeah. I think you need to change your panties. And you need a Twitter account so Panty Boy can pester you.

Okay. Right? She was on the city. Yeah.

There she goes. Okay. We've all done the city in here. They're married to each other.

We've just established. Okay. Are we going to have a conversation off the show? I think we've got to end the show.

All right. My name is Bernard. We are going to end the show. No.

We're getting married. We're having a group marriage. He's getting married. I'm getting married.

We're getting married with them. Right now. Right now. It's mama.

Yeah. All right. Right now. Well, you know.

He's coming up to get married. It's very bonobo. He's very bonobo. It's very bonobo.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And that brings me to the bonobos who are the Make Love Not War chimpanzee that have sponsored our marriage. And these are the bonobos.

I like that. What are you going to do with Tina? All 20 years. What?

What are you going to do with Tina? Marry her too. Oh, hey. Now we can't be married to four people.

Because I would like to marry Tina. You've heard of Checkers. You've heard of Checkers. And I married you too.

I'm the five girls. I like five. Five. You've heard of Checkers.

Five for sure. Two for sure. Well, you know, you can do that in Saudi Arabia. That's not wrong.

I'm not even going to marry. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Do you know about bonobos?

Yeah. These are the bonobos. These are the bonobos. And these are the married bonobos right there.

These are married bonobos. Human bonobos. Uh-huh. And by the way, going to be doing a talk on the bonobos on Friday, April 20th, for 20

Stonem Brothers and Sisters. That's right. And it's unfortunately at 8.30 in the morning at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel. Wow.

So, uh, the society for the scientific study of sexuality founded by psychologist Albert Ellis. And now, uh, what are the oldest societies for sex there is. Right.

Right. And, uh, and so I'm going to talk about bonobos and then they're going to all come here on Saturday, April 21st. Not bonobos.

Uh, just the human ones. Yeah. Okay. And, um, and so brothers and sisters, uh, we're going to now just hear from everybody

and where we can reach you all. And we want to thank Jen Dahl, uh, Diana Dahl and Jennifer Dark. Thank you. Thank you so much for entertaining us, for being such beautiful bridesmaids and

riding the Sybian to such fabulous orgasms, whether they were fake or real. Thank you for having us. And of course, um, congratulations to your anniversary. Thank you.

And where can we find you? Uh, you can find us, uh, our website together actually just came out and it is, um, www.JenDahl.com, which is, um, first name of my name. Shurga and then Dahl.

Jennifer and Diana. Dahl. All right. All right.

And, uh, so that's you too. Say goodbye. Bye. Oh, I mean you.

Thank you so much. We are happy to be here. Oh, I hope you come back. I, yeah, we would like to.

Okay. It's so much fun. We're going to have to get a stronger Sybian. Yeah.

Okay. It's really fun getting a check in person. Yeah. Rather than in the mail.

This is a check I wouldn't mind picking up. Not bad, right? That's a joke. It might be a bad joke, but it's a joke.

Yeah. And Ariel Stonem. Stonem. Thank you for holding up the, uh, the wedding book there.

Where do we find you? Or are you on, are you nowhere to be found yet? I don't exist. Yeah.

Actually. Where? Brand new. You got to get a Twitter at least.

I'm on Twitter. We can't find you. We are. Just like Ariel Stonem.

Okay. I mean just type in my name. I don't know. All right.

So, uh, yeah. S-T-O-N-E-M. Like stone, but with an M on the end. Okay.

All right. And you're related. You're a second cousin to Mitt Romney? No.

No. Oh, no. I'm sorry. I mistook you for someone else.

Yeah. Right. All those Mormons look the same to me. All right, brothers and sisters.

Well, um, I think we're going to wind up and get into, you know, more Kate. Party mode. We're going to the bar. We have some new friends.

Wait a minute. We got some. Yeah. He's going to date.

Oh, you're going to dance. You're ready to party. He's ready to party. Okay.

Well, uh, I want to thank you for joining us, uh, tonight for our 20th wedding anniversary. Can you believe it? I love you. I mean, you know, and this is in, in the, just a show.

Adversity can bring you together. Friends, family, police, cancer, all try to, I'm trying to give a speech here. Okay. Well, now we have succeeded in having dead air.

You stopped my speech. You stopped my speech and they won't say. Continue. No, not forget what I was going to say.

Completely. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to leave.

I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave. For a hundred off it mo. I'm mad.

Oh, yes,啦, weiß mo. I'm mad off it. Oh, yes, mu On relaxing. Happy anniversary.

You know Swedish sir. Very good. Thank you so much. I guess that was a wedding song.

Yes. There were something like that. was it a wedding or was that some curse in norwegian no it was I think it was good yeah yeah it was it was not something that now no I'm going to give us the

plague or okay good all right well thank you very much for that and and let's hear it let's let's go for another 20 years 20 years yes yes 20 or 40 more well you know parts of breaking down parts of breaking down that's okay we can get new parts 20 30 years we've already got some new parts so we're doing good we're

doing good so just come after us it just makes us stronger it's okay so make like bonobos not baboons whether you're married or single or polyamorous or swingers or porn stars or golden shower enthusiasts or presidential candidates or bridesmaids make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to

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