Alana Evans Interview with Dr Susan Block

Full transcript of Alana Evans Interview with Dr Susan Block on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

Alana Evans. Hi. Oh, in this naughty hall. Not surprised because the last time I saw you was at the Deep Throat Sex Scandal. Yes. So that David Bertolino guy got us here.

I love David. Absolutely. He took care of us. In fact, the last time we saw each other was the Harry Reams Tribute show. I remember that. Yes. Rest in peace, Harry Reams. Thank you. Thank you. I just like a lady today.

Her lady version. Yeah, exactly. I didn't bring anything pornographic. All my pictures are covered. I was trying to behave and then I'm like, wait, we have our own room. I could have brought everything. You could always flash us. We wouldn't mind.

We'll do the one furthest away from the door. We don't want to get kicked out. Or maybe who cares at this point? Keep coming in. And I'm just like, you guys are looking at the goods. Yeah, yeah. And you got to meet one of your

idols yourself. Ralph Machio, the karate kid. I actually giggled. I was embarrassed. And I saw a couple of the Power Rangers who were shocked. I watched their show. I gave out my phone number a couple of times.

Did you have any Power Rangers sexual fantasies or karate kid sexual fantasies? Are you kidding? I watched everything that Ralph Machio was in. I used to masturbate to him. I didn't tell him that.

Because he seemed a little shy. Maybe a little nervous because I was so excited. He's a little shy today. I mean, he didn't want to do interviews. See Thomas Howe. See, we talked about you anyway Ralph, right? And how hot

Alana Evans has masturbated to you. I got warm just knowing he was here. And then I saw him and it was I dated a boy in elementary school because he looked like him. That's how bad it was. Wow, that's a heavy

crush there. Okay. I did tell him not though. I told him he was my whole childhood crush and then he laughed. So you're having fun here on Sunday. You missed it yesterday. I did, but you know what? I like it that it's a little more mellow today. Because

when I want to go stalk the mainstream celebrities, they're not so overwhelmed. True. They're excited to see anybody. They are. They are. Especially me in the dress and the boobs. I'm in there. Meeting lots of potential baby daddies.

I'm kidding. I'm too old for kids. I'm sure you'd get some takers over there. Let's hope. Let's hope. I'll be posting pictures on Twitter later. But I'm very happy that I got to see you.

I'm happy to see you and I hope you come visit us in our new studio. I would love to. That would be fun. Alana Evans, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners at the Hollywood show. Bye guys.

Bye guys.