24th Anni Recovery: The Music continues with Elvis Schoenberg & The Orchestre Surreal ♫

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, musicians and porn stars, husbands and wives, all you children of sex and we are all our children of sex. Us and all the animals, well maybe a few animals do it alone, but most of us need to have sex and even when you kind of do it alone they must masturbate themselves into procreation or something so you know

sex is what brings us into the world and sex is what motivates us to stick around for a while. And sex is part of the fun of love, which we are continuing to celebrate tonight. 24 lawfully wedded years of love, more years of love actually than that. But the legal part, 24 years, Captain Max, ahoy there.

Yeah, are you on mic? Oh, I'm mic, baby. Yes, baby. Ahoy there, here's our child. She's an old snake, Evie. Yes, Evie, she's making an appearance, but Evie is actually like, what is she like?

She's about 16 years old actually. That's pretty old. So she's pretty old, but she's still slithering, but before she does anything, you know, messy, I'm going to put her away, but she did want to wish us a happy 24th anniversary.

So say hi to Evie, say goodbye to Evie, we love you here in the Garden of Eden. The snake is the queen. And yes, Evie's going to go now. And speaking of animals, where did we spend our actual anniversary, Captain Max? Last Saturday we had a great, big, huge, beautiful wedding anniversary, Bacchanal,

for our 24th with, you know, the 24th symbol is musical instruments. Right. And we also lavender, I got a little tired of lavender, so I combined it with turquoise tonight, but lavender calming, soothing, lavender,

because you need a lot of calming and soothing when you're married 24 years. And so that's the color and, you know, we had music and sex and comedy and fun, man. Lots of fun, right? And then we went to see the real bonobos in the zoo.

Right. And, oh my God, we had such a profound interspecies experience. We'll tell you more about it in a little while. And it was amazing.

And speaking of music, of course, we had an opera singer there, Kasha, who we met there, I've corresponded with her, and she sang opera to the bonobos. And let me tell you, the video is coming, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And she clapped like this.

I wasn't sure if she was applauding in appreciation or in rhythm, but during and after the aria, she usually clapped in rhythm to an aria. So maybe it was in appreciation. But anyway, she was amazing.

It was also amazing, but they didn't let me take a bonobo home, you know, because they are an endangered species. So you kind of have to save them in order to, you know, have them. So they didn't let me take a bonobo home,

but they did let me take home a baby giraffe with humongous tatas, right? So here's my baby giraffe, brothers and sisters. Can I get an amen? Can I get an a women?

A women! Can I get an a giraffe? A giraffe. So I have her on a leash because she's wild.

And, and she's, you know, those wild giraffes. Yes, she's a wild giraffe, but, but she's a little domesticated. She has a little doily around her little tushy here. Yeah, let's show off, show off this outfit.

Yes. And the San Diego Zoo has great animals. It's one of the better zoos. I have mixed feelings about zoos.

But yes, we get book spankings here. In addition to book readings and signings, we give spankings. So including to all of our animals. So doesn't, isn't this a pretty giraffe?

Look at this. Yes indeed. Well, anyway, we'll talk more about the zoo in a while. But needless to say, we are exhausted, aren't we Captain Max?

Well, I don't, what do you mean exhausted? Well, I mean, we like went, we did this excursion in the middle of the, it was fantastic and orgasmic. It's very comfortable.

The giraffe drove the limousine. That's true. And the giraffe drove. I wonder if this giraffe can talk.

Do you think this giraffe has boobs? Maybe she can talk. How about that? We have a talking giraffe.

All right. Next thing you know, we'll have a dancing giraffe. Probably. Yeah.

That's like waltzing Matilda only hotter. It looks like a giraffe, is it? You are a giraffe, it being you. I know.

Yes, nice lipstick giraffe. Oh, look at this talented giraffe can mover boobs in rhythm. And by the way, the music that we're listening to was composed by one of our guests last week, Miss Selena Minx.

So we're winding up that music. And we're going to slide ever so smoothly into some other music. Because the symbol of the 24th wedding anniversary is... Music.

Giraffes. No. Music. Musical instruments actually.

But we consider any kind of music to be played on a musical instrument. You could be the instrument of your body. And yes. So we're continuing that.

And like I said, we're kind of in a loungy mood tonight. And so we are just so privileged and excited to welcome Elvis Schoenberg and Orquestra. Yes.

Surreal. And we're going to tell you more about them and how we met them 14 years ago. My goodness. Wow.

They played the speakeasy in Bonoboville. Yeah. And when we were downtown. Right, right.

But right now we're just going to lay back and listen to some music. Make music, not war. Go. Yay.

Hey. Summer time. And the living is easy. Fish are jumping.

And the cotton is high. Your daddy's rich. And your mama's good looking. So hush little baby.

Don't you cry. One of these mornings. There is nothing that can harm you. And you'll spread your wings.

And you'll take to the sky. But until that morning. There is nothing that can harm you. With your mama and daddy.

Standing by. Summer time is easy. Fish are jumping. And the cotton is high.

And your mama. Little baby. Don't you cry. So hush little baby.

Don't you cry. Elvis Schoenberg and orchestral surreal. With the fabulous Miss Thing. More fabulous than ever.

She joined us way back when. And you did too, Elvis. And you've got some new band members. You're not on mic though, darling.

We also brought the fabulous Alan Leslie. The fabulous Alan. And Leslie. Yes.

It's always good to have old and new. That's right. Say that in the microphone, darling. I'm the old one.

He's the new one. In terms of our relationship. And that is what matters. We're just in that relationship season here.

And so we really appreciate you. Just kind of showing up almost fortuitously. Yes. I didn't know what I was getting myself into.

I don't think any of us really knew that. No, you just kind of wanted to come to the show. I just wanted to see. Had just, you know, had this.

Well boobs are right here on a hot giraffe. I'm really kind of a big HD Wells fan. And the Dr. Monroe thing is kind of getting to me, you know. Yeah, yeah.

Well, you know, our giraffe might transform. But you know, you're into the surreal. This is surreal. We thought we'd be a little surreal with you.

I'm off. I'm all there. All good. And don't you recognize our animal nature? Absolutely.

I'm primitive. Maybe giraffe is not what you think. No, I can say I had a very, I had a bonding experience for real with a giraffe. You did?

Yes. Well, there you go. This is an interesting story. Perhaps you could have a bonding experience with our giraffe.

That would be, I can compare. Compare and contrast. Yes, yes, giraffes. Giraffes are not easy to bond with because they are quite tall.

Right. And I can tell you what I did was I was actually in Dubai. And I was just happened to be walking down the street of the Dubai Zoo. The Dubai Zoo.

The Dubai Zoo, yes. That sounds like something. Anyway, and the thing was is there was a giraffe poking its head out. Let's see the giraffe.

Who's switching back there? Yeah, let's see our giraffe. Giraffe, why don't you come forward while we're talking about a giraffe? I should be in control of this giraffe, really.

I would much rather bonded with this giraffe. But the real one was anyway, so I literally climbed up on the outside of the zoo. And there was a little, his head was popping out. And I could sit into this little window thing with the bars.

And I hung out there for probably about a half hour. And I can say firsthand experience giraffe breath is a very unique smell. Really? How would you describe it? It wasn't too, it was a bit sweet actually.

It wasn't that unpleasant. It wasn't like dog breath. Like a woman? No.

Well, you didn't smell our giraffe, obviously. I hope yours is better. Yeah. But anyway, I've actually touched the nose of a giraffe.

This is one of those baby giraffes, I think. You touch the nose. Yeah, I think he licked me. You know, its tongue is kind of curved like sideways.

Do you know it was a he or she? I don't know. Ah, you didn't check? See, I'm a sexologist, I wouldn't check.

Really, honestly, from the angle I was at. If I'm going to have that intimate experience. It's very hard because, like I said, I was just seeing its head. Imagine just sitting in a window and then a head pops out of the window.

And that's really all I experienced. So I couldn't really look down. And I don't know enough about giraffes, facial anatomy, just so it's got horns or something.

It had little horns. Well, there are different types of giraffes. For instance, this is a large breasted short giraffe. The white checkered giraffe.

Oh, nice. Very talented. Right. My favorite species. This is a mating signal.

Working it. Yeah, I think it's cross species. Yeah, I guess. Arousal.

It's all very nice and charming. Yeah, we learned a lot about animals. And we continue to. Thank you, Ross, for that.

I mean, Elvis, excuse me. I should say, AKA, you have two identities. Where's your microphone? Did it not work?

No, no, it is. You're just not speaking on it. Which I don't recommend unless you really commit. It's a hard thing to have two identities.

You know, if to promote two people. Right. It's easier just to be one thing. That's why I just stick with Dr. Suzy.

Yeah, it's wise, wise choice. And also it's your real name. Yeah, so I don't have a hard time remembering. Yeah, but it does mean family has to, you know, handle it.

That's the thing. But anyway, you are doing great. Mr. Elvis Schoenberg. And the orchestra surreal and Lil Miss.

Bang. Bang. Yeah. You are sounding fantastic and looking great.

And I would love to hear another number. I was wondering, I want to have Alan Leslie get featured on a song. Sounds good. They're a unique duo.

Do your thing. I wonder if listening to the music could transform my giraffe into a beautiful female human. Anything's possible.

Do you think? You could serenade my giraffe and perhaps she will transform like, you know, didn't that happen with a frog and a prince or something?

It's a thing that happens sometimes. Yeah, we could try the kiss and the music. I think the combination might just do it. All right.

Here they are. Orchestra surreal. I'll be ready, Mr. Miss. Alan Leslie.

You know, I've always wanted to be in the orchestra surreal. And are you on a microphone? Now you're in. Now she's there in.

It's official. I'm so excited. I didn't even realize it was going to happen today. I wasn't scared.

Yeah, flash your trash and take them home. Trust my heart, my mind is sure to be in Jesus. Catch a wave, catch a buzz. I'm liquid courage.

Got a toothbrush in my purse. Let's go to the beach in our bare feet and blue jeans. Trust my heart, my mind is sure to be far. Don't push, don't shove, could this be love?

Takes you half a second. I'll trace a mirror in my mind to show it to you. It worked. Hallelujah.

Can you believe from the San Diego Zoo, it's better than OK Cupid, right? The giraffe had a face replacement. A face replacement, exactly.

That's what we call it. But it's also called magic. Like, you know, the frog becomes a prince. The giraffe becomes Dayton Reigns.

And that was beautiful. That made it happen. Yes, Al and Leslie. Are you boyfriend and girlfriend?

Are you married? No. Are you going to get married? Get into the mic, Al.

Get into the mic. Get into the mic. Close to it. I proposed about eight years ago.

Really? You proposed eight years ago. You've been together. How long?

Actually, I used to stalk her back in the 80s. Wow. She was kind of a big deal back in the rock world. She's kind of a big deal right now.

Yeah. She's sexy and look at her hair and her tattoos and her voice is crossed between Stevie Nicks and Janice Joplin.

Boots in her legs, you know. My whole package. Her cheeks and her nails and all that stuff. What?

You want to keep your options open? No. I don't want to keep my options open. Talking to the microphone.

I just like being a girlfriend. And you know, forever is a really long, long time. It's a long time. Yeah, but most people don't stay married.

I figure. A girlfriend is so much sexier than life. I don't know. I mean, I do, yeah, I mean there's the whole thing.

You should be your husband's girlfriend. You should. But you're also his wife. It's true.

It's a thing. It's a thing that is recognized by the state. It's a piece of paper, I think. It is.

You are recognized. You are recognized. And by your mother. None of this man and man shit.

I guess you get notoriety if you have a paperwork. It is a social thing. And I admit it's not for everybody. And certainly it is going out of style in that sense.

Captain Max and I are a bit old. That's all right. Love and passion still drives the future. That's true.

You know, so it's married and I'm married. You know, I just got, you know, I was a kid. I was an Italian kid. You know, you got to get married.

You got to get married. You got to have children. You got to have children. You know, now I'm 72 years old.

I realize I polluted the whole fucking country. With four kids it's going to be thousands of them running around. We're extra fertile, Captain Max. Lots of polish.

That's all right. It's okay. It's good. It's good.

Life is good here. Good place. Good place. Nice music.

Nice music. Very nice. And yes, it's the appropriate symbol. I'm all caught up in it.

I admit. I'm like half revolutionary and half traditionalist. So I like the fact that it just so happens you guys showed up, you know, on the tail end of this week of musical celebration of marriage.

I have to say marriage because it's a kind of love. I mean, there's so many kinds of love, you know, and I love all the kinds of love. All the kinds. And this is the week I do marriage.

All right. But yeah, I love all the kinds of love and bonobos certainly don't get married. Let me just say they never get married. Although they have favorites, but then they switch around and they do very polyamorous.

They do have sex for all kinds of reasons, not just, I don't know, romantic, but to make up with each other. And they have lots of sex between male and female and between female and female and between male and male.

In fact, when we were there, there were only females, which I don't think is a very good state for the clan actually, but we'll talk about that later. They were sad, I think. They were very upset.

They were upset. They were very upset. It went between sad, I mean, and rambunctious. I know.

They were certainly, and they were fighting, but they were always making up with kisses. And then they did hoca-hoca, which is rubbing their genitalia against each other. Yes. It's something the Victorians called tribetism.

Do you have a bonobo mask? Bonobo, darling. Bonobo, sorry. You could put Ross in that mask, but he could be the male.

You know, unfortunately, I would have put a bonobo mask on my giraffe if I had one. I do have a puppet. I have, we kind of created the puppet. We have a couple puppets.

Really? Yeah, this one's a bonobo. Bonobos are dark, complexed in. Hi, I'm a bonobo.

Is the pygmy chimpanzee and the bonobo, is that the same thing? The pygmy chimpanzee, yes. I do not love that term, but it is a term that has been used partly because there were some pygmy, you know, they're in the land where the pygmy tribe has been.

But it sort of implies that they're smaller than common chimps. I thought they were. Well, they weigh a little less, but actually they stand up taller. The common chimps are more broad-shouldered and like very brute and they hulk around and almost always walk on all fours.

And bonobos, you know, they kind of, you know, they do walk on all fours most of the time, but then they might carry a baby or sticks of wood and walk around on two legs. And they're very long and grass-sile compared to common chimps. So I don't like pygmy chimps, but that's true.

You're right, they are called that. And panpaniscus, pan. So tell me, Elvis, what made you want to come over tonight out of all these nights? Well, I got an email and it said, well, the email I thought said it was the 24th anniversary, you know.

But that was last week. Well, maybe I read the email wrong. So I called just to see like, oh, this looks like a fun thing. And here's the thing, I was actually supposed to leave town yesterday.

But I ended up staying a couple of days for some other reasons. And then I thought, if I'm going to stay in town, I might as well do something fun. I'm not leaving until Wednesday. And then, and so I saw this, oh, this will be, you know, it was kind of a last minute thing.

So I just called actually to find out what the scoop was to come. And the next thing I know I'm getting talked into. And I thought when you said... Talked into?

That was Jake. That was me. Just fresh out of the zoo. I had her answering the phone.

No, but what was funny is I thought I was just going to come play bass and then something, you know, back up. And I thought, well, okay, well, I'm a bass player. I'm not really a guy who plays... I conduct a 30 piece orchestra.

That's the normal orchestra surreal, which obviously we couldn't bring all of them here. Right. And then I play this thing as well. And then I thought, all right, well, if I can't...

I'm not going to do a solo thing. I'm going to bring some people because I'm a bass player, right? So ironically, the first guy I got was Dominic here, who also... Ironically, Dominic and I are like...

are like kind of like doppelgangers on some level. We're both composers, arrangers, conductors, and bass players that play six string basses who both like to solo and not play bass. And we also work out together.

He's actually state champion powerlifter. Wow. You're a powerlifter? Are you lifting semi trucks?

Or what do you have to do? That was just strong as hell, man. Okay. Brothers and sisters, lovers and singers.

You have to speak into your microphones or we can't hear you. Right close to it. This is the only band in the world that features three bass players. Right?

Wow. That's right. We're going to feature one that he sings and we play bass on. And then I got Scott over here.

Yeah. Scott, come out. Come out of the corner. Okay.

Well, you don't even get a mic. Oh, no, here you go. Here, I have a mic for you, Scott. He's got it.

You got it. So you're the percussion. He's got it. Okay.

You have to talk into it, though, else we can't hear you. All right now. Some people, a lot of guys are a little afraid of the microphone. They have to be very close to it.

I think it's because it's kind of like a big hard penis in their mouth. Well, of course it's because it's like a big hard penis, except it isn't a big hard penis. It's a microphone.

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. All right. Okay.

So great. Well, so you guys all kind of got Shanghai'd into coming here. Exactly. And really happily Shanghai'd.

Oh, okay. Excited and really like, oh my God, this is going to be so fun. The girl tells the truth. No, listen, I've been watching your show for 25 years.

I'm so happy to be here. Oh, yay! That's like longer than we've been married. I know.

Well, I've been doing the show longer than we've been married. For years. She started broadcasting in 1984. But you couldn't have been watching it because I just took it on radio.

I remember. But watching maybe since 1991, 1990, yeah. Early days. Early days.

Early days. I remember not knowing what I was watching. That's 25, yeah, actually. Yeah, not knowing.

Most people didn't know. Yeah, yeah, actually. That isn't 25 years ago. Yeah, most people didn't know.

A lot of the Hollywood directors would call and Hollywood filmmakers and they would ask, I mean, famous ones and they would say, what is this I'm watching? What is this that I'm watching?

And I would say, it's a television show. I know that. Remember, you had the comfiest looking bed I'd ever seen in my life. Oh, it's really comfy.

Do you want to come sit on it? It is a different bed, but it's still very comfy. Well, I'm going to make you sing for your bed spot. So you're going to do one more number.

Can I hear what she has to say though? Say what you have to say. I was telling my girlfriend yesterday, she works at Disney. And I said, we're going to be on the Susan Block Party show tomorrow.

And then one of the ladies in the music department goes, oh my God, I know that show. Yes, I said, I don't know. She goes, oh, it's awesome. So we were meeting all her friends in the music department.

Well, we do have refugees from Disney here. We don't plan to go much further. Actually, we have a Bonobo in residence who's a refugee from Disney. Don't make fun of me.

Not you. I'm just joking. And then also, the Helene kind of off and on is a Disney continuous. She did all the Miley, not the Miley Cyrus stuff, but when Miley was...

Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana. Yeah, and she's the one that drew us as Bonobos that you can see in the bar. And in those years on cable, Disney had nothing on us.

Because all the kids were watching us. Oh yeah. Not some fucking fairy tale. I see a bright future with you guys and Disney though.

Absolutely. I'm hoping they pick me up for some kind of television show. The bright colors, the animals, you know. I mean, it all works.

And then there's the sex. Yeah. They'll catch up. Right, right.

Well, we're all children inside, aren't we? Captain Max is wearing his zoo shirt. Excuse me. Oh yeah.

Okay. They don't have Bonobo shirts. We are going to make Bonobo shirts. Gonzo is actually making these fabulous designs for Bonobo shirts that we're going to make.

Let's give Gonzo an applause. Gonzo Bonobo. Yeah. But they're not out yet, so don't get too excited.

Coming up. But yeah, the zoo has a lot of gorilla shirts. And this is kind of a... That's cute.

It's the color of a common shrimp. But yeah, it's very cute. And it's musical. So what are we going to hear now?

Who's being featured on Orchestra Surreal? Alex. Talking to the mic. Yeah, sorry.

Well, Al has one of his tour de force songs. Oh wow. He's shaking and saying no. And really looking perturbed.

This may not be a good idea. It's a good idea. It's all... I don't know if it is.

I'm looking it out. He's going to feature three bass players. That's the whole point. Okay.

Well, that's cool. We like the bass. Yours is the biggest. It's all about that bass.

Yes. You're the size queen of them all. No trouble. The size queen?

Right? Talk about instruments, brothers and sisters. We got your instruments right here. Right?

Is that Norrie Carter in the background? Norrie Carter is here. We played the Steinway last week. Okay.

So he'll play it again tonight. You don't have to play. But yeah, we got some more instruments. Look at this.

All right. So Elvis Schoenberg and the Orchestra Surreal featuring Al. Featuring Al as Joni Mitchell here. Okay.

Oh, beautiful. We'll let you start the first chorus. Very bassy. My song.

Want to sing? Do you want me to dance with you? I was crazy, but I'm not. I was right out of my head.

That's a doctor. Not that easily led. But I learned something that is so divine. It's the bonobo way.

No, I made up those lyrics. They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas. I was a genius. There is Jesus in three.

I knew that this was meant to be. They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas. But I knew what was happening. I knew I was a genius.

We did this one. What's so strange when you know that you're a wizard at three? I knew that this was meant to be. Now her little children supposed to sleep tight.

That's why I got into the vodka one night. My parents was frantic. Didn't know what to do. But I saw some crazy things before I came to you.

Do you think I was crazy? I may have been only three, but I was swinging. They're often angry, young men. They're often innocent, and I'm sorry if they just couldn't understand

the idiomatic logic put on in my head. When I refused to ride on all them double-decker buses. Because there was no driver on the top. Right, no driver on the top.

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head. But I said to the doctor, I think that it's you instead. Because I got something unique and new. To prove that I'll have the last laugh on you.

Because instead of one head, I got two. And you know two heads are better than one. I do. I have two heads. We're formed with three bases for the first time in history.

Yeah. Wow, that was very basey and beautiful. And I'm sorry I wasn't sent the lyrics in advance. That was count basey, three count basey.

What? Yeah. That was actually Lester Young. That was actually Lester Young's sax solo. In case you didn't know the history of that.

That was great. That was Lester Young's sax solo. And two heads are better than one, sometimes. It's just the blues.

What they did is they took a recording of a Lester Young saxophone solo and they put lyrics to it. And that's what the song is. Oh, that's a little musical history.

Thank you Elvis Schoenberg. It's just coming out. Is that the Schoenberg side? Eddie Jefferson and all those guys.

That was their thing back in the day. Do you want to pile into the bed now? And kind of hang out? Don't you want to come to bed with us?

Maybe we can do a Bonoboville communion. You want to come to bed with us? Yeah. Come to bed with us.

Look at this. What is this? This is my little tutor. This is my musical instrument.

Come on in. Don't sit on her face now. On the other hand. Don't sit on my face?

The giraffe face. Okay. We have bananas too. Bananas.

Would you like a banana? I'm okay. I don't need a banana. No.

You're not feeling that ape? No. Okay. So we have ten minutes.

So we could do one Bonoboville communion. I don't know if... Oh well. You can ask Dr. Susan.

Yes. Were you brought up with what religion may I ask? Basically an atheist. Oh wow.

So the parents were atheists? Yeah. I have no formal... I never went to...

I always thought God was a dumb concept. A dumb concept? But didn't you ever miss like... Community?

Communion. Well I did not know I... A ritual of community. We baked banana bread for Christmas.

That was kind of our... I was raised born again and Catholic and we had banana bread for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

That was sort of about as extent of it though. Well anyway, since we only have ten minutes I'm going to cut to the chase. The Bonoboville communion

takes the traditional religious communion of eating the body and drinking the blood of our deity.

And we... You know, we switch deities because we worship all the deities. We're not atheists.

We're atheistic. We kind of do Dionysus sometimes. Jesus sometimes. Yeah.

Who is it that... He doesn't know where he can take it off of. He's confused. I have to confess I'm a little...

I'm a very literal person. He thinks it's spelled out sometimes for me. Okay. So in any case instead of a wafer

we have salt sprinkled on someone. And we call that person

the altar girl or boy. And in this case you happen to be very privileged to be sitting next to

the best altar girl of 2015 and probably 16 but it's not over yet. So that would be Dayton.

So you could take communion from her. Happily. Okay. What do you know?

So it's kind of like licking the salt off the rim of a... Margarita glass. But then you have to drink something

because it is communion. Well, it's salty, exactly. So now we provide all kinds of

wonderful libations here. But I heard that you don't indulge? You don't. Okay. So then we will prepare

a fine glass of water for you to be waterboarded at the end. Hollywood Jake. Can I have a glass of shot glass of water? It's waterboarding

bonobo style. I guess I'm going to waterboard someone. Literally. Which is actually not as bad as waterboarding with Ron to Jeremy

Rum, for instance. Oh, come on Dr. Sism, that was an accident. You didn't waterboard me. It was all in good fun. I did. I did it. I did it.

I watered you. You didn't. It was fun. I watered you like a garden. So... I got a little Ron in my eye. Nothing I haven't had before.

So... Now, here we are. All right. The glass is very elegant. This is provided by Agua

Coco-Leaf the Cur and it is in the shape of a female. Now, speaking of which, where did all the females go? Did they go to the bathroom or something? Maybe.

Okay. Can we get them like here into the area? Ladies. It's ladies night. Come on, sexy ladies.

The show. It's ladies night. We could have the boy and girlfriend team. How about the boy and girlfriend team? Oh, Al.

Okay. Because they might want to do Bonoboville communion together. You're almost like in a leopard skin pillbox. Yeah. I mean, you know,

there's room. Look at this. You don't have to sit on the floor. You're a lady. Get up here. She looks comfortable. But, you know, you could

come here. All right. Here we are. Yeah. With a big instrument in front of us. I love it.

Okay. So... All right. Elvis is the first to take communion. Actually, she is going to get down

on the floor. And, you know, since you're wearing a leash, I should hold it, I guess. So, I'll pull you closer so that our guest

does not have to go that far. Okay. So, now, first you lick the altar. You lick it first. Right.

Exactly. Otherwise, the salt just rolls off. Do I get both or just one? You could do both. You can have both.

Look at that. I guess, eh? You from Canada, eh? And now, I'm

no domine, Borough of Haughton Island, and blah blah blah. There goes your presidential career. Brothers and sisters,

lovers and senors. It might make his career better. You never know. You never know. Peanut gallery.

Senator Ross. No more. All right. And now you have round two. You now lick the salt off of half the altar. You have to lick off.

It is sacred salt. It's sacred salt. The sacred salt of Bonoboville. And yes.

And it's fun. It will infuse you with that special

sacred power. Don't you know, isn't that the case? Do you feel it? Do you feel some special sacred power?

Absolutely. Okay, good. Right answer. Okay, so now you are to receive your liquid

section of the Bonoboville Communion, which is what we also fondly and humorously somewhat called waterboarding.

So, okay, so now. You're going to lay your head in between my breast. So you get down. And then I'm going to pour that down your throat. There.

Up game for whatever. All right. Do you have a wife or something we should explain this to? No. Okay. Oh.

This is where marriage may be an impediment. But maybe not. You could have an open marriage. Here. Your face goes there.

Your face up to the ceiling. Your hair in my boobs. Okay. All right. Hair in the waist.

Interesting. All right. This is a unique experience. Okay. Now this is the one moment you have to move the microphone from your lips. Okay, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Don't strangle my giraffe. All right here. Did you ever see him in such a position?

Whoa. Mmm. Yes indeed, brothers and sisters. Elvis Schoenberg

of the orchestral surreal is having his larynx cleaned. Waterboarding

bonobo style from Dayton Reigns our altar girl. Nice.

Glad to leave because I just stayed here. Okay. Well, you can sing from down there if you like. I mean, you know, it's been done.

We can move your face over here. Why not take off? Can't you see? Yeah.

Wow. All right anyway. All right. Are you cozy? I'm happy.

That's good. You did good. Are you ready to do a bonobo vocum union with someone? You don't have to do boobs.

You could do it off of a hand or finger. You don't have to do a microphone. Okay. I mean,

it's not that kind of boy friend girlfriend thing. I'm just happy watching. You're happy watching.

Can I do my communion off of you? What was that? Can I do my communion off of you? It's a fair question and you could say no,

but you could say yes. I don't know what yes. What would I do? Just let me lick salt off of your body

somewhere. You don't have to get topless. It could be your bottom

or your top. You could just pull your panty hose down. I'm shyer than that.

It's a fair answer. Actually, she can lick it off of an hand or a palm. Or your armpit.

Oh, yeah. I don't know. Just a suggestion. I mean, you know, that might be fun.

I think you're so adorable, but I think that I'm just good. That's fine. Thank you.

But I think you're gorgeous. Thank you. I can handle no. I've heard been hearing no forever. Fong.

I was learning that no is a good word. No is a good word. I used to think, say yes to everything and spread yourself thinly all over the world.

Correct. No gives you some power. Right. It does, actually. I don't want to say no to you.

That's okay. I think we heard that. We heard that two weeks ago. No.

I started singing that song, the same one by the girl all about that bass. No. My name is

No. My number is no. My time is no. Get out of here.

No. You need to let it go. No. I don't know. I mean, I guess it's cool. You should learn how to say no

in order to be able to say yes. In porno school, they only teach us to say yes. Well, she's not in porno school. I know, but she said she was taught

to say yes a lot. It's porno you're supposed to say yes. Yes. Well, but anyway, back to

even though no is a great word, it's kind of a downer to end on before our break. Who wants to do communion?

I'm not even going to risk getting another no. I would like to hear Elvis's

description of his experience having said yes to Bonoboville communion and

and accepted and experienced it right here on the Dr. Susan Block show. How was it? How was it Elvis? Very enlightening.

All right. What did you learn? That Dayton Rains has fabulous boobs.

In case that wasn't there. Had you ever done something like that in public? In public? No. Certainly not on TV.

Did it feel embarrassing or humiliating or liberating? I think I'm maybe just still numb from the experience. Numb? All right.

I should say numb. I told you it was going to be a chill show. So we're really chill. We're so chill we're numb.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Yeah. I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called

The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes. You know, the ones who have

a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex.

It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war really. They're the only great apes that have never been

seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very

happy very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are

and partly because they're very very close to us almost 99% genetically similar to us.

When it comes to being human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us

and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into

the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain.

You know, the pain and have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that?

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So get the book, learn the bonobo way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

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Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you. That's my girl.

We're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. And we are back. We are the Dr. Susan Block show.

Broadcasting live from Bonoboville. And we are celebrating still. We barely slept. We are celebrating

our 24th wedding anniversary. The symbol of 24th wedding anniversary is being musical instrument. Woo!

We have a whole orchestra here. And the zoo. We went to the zoo. And on our actual anniversary, we went to the zoo.

And we met Kasha, the opera singer who loves Bonobos almost as much as us. Well, she lives in San Diego.

So she sees them all the time. And she's so lucky. And she's a beautiful girl. And a great photographer too.

And a great singer. And she sang to the Bonobos and they clapped. And we just got up close and personal, didn't we?

It was so beautiful and nice. And we got to see them do hoca-hoca. We did. They were like doing this.

Whatever they're doing. They were kind of... Well, um... Well, you get on top of me.

I will get on top of you. Yeah. I'm like this. And you're on the bottom. Well, okay.

And then you rub the pussies together. Yeah. Kind of like porno-scissor. And then they hug really hard like this.

Hard, hard, hard. And kiss, kiss, kiss. And this is after they've been fighting, by the way. Oh, they punched each other first.

And, you know, they... And the women... Who doesn't like a good punch and then a fuck?

And then they eat. They also eat. They combine food and sex a lot. But they use sex to diffuse violent tension

because they are the only great ape. I got a little lipstick on your nose. Oh, okay. Thank you. Yes.

Sorry about that. You have. So they actually use sex

to diffuse violent tension so that they don't kill each other like other great apes. And they also play music. Like we said,

this one was clapping. You know, maybe in time. And they played keyboards with Peter Gabriel.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they play a drum. You just have to make a drum big enough

that they won't destroy it. That looks good. Because they're really strong. They've got those big, long,

strong arms. How about when the males were going nuts and they came and slammed the glass? Oh, yes.

Because they separated the females, which I don't agree with. I don't agree with it either, actually. One of the little baby bonobos bit the other bonobo's ass. Actually, it was a big mama.

They have two alpha females together, which is not a good idea. We love the San Diego Zoo and now we're members.

That's not a good idea. So we can say what we want, which is they should not have two alpha females together.

No, they really shouldn't. They shouldn't do that. There's no better. And anyway.

We're going to suck a banana. Well, look. This is no PowerPoint presentation. That's for sure.

No, this is... It's all in good fun. It's bonobo. So

they, you know, have these two alpha females together. So of course they're fighting and their sons are with them. And so one of the alpha females bit

the other one's son's asshole. I shouldn't be smiling about that. I shouldn't be giggling.

It's bad. It was very, very bad. She shouldn't have done that, but she did. She didn't kill him, she just bit his butt hole.

I'm sure he was harassing her son. And they shouldn't have had these two alpha females together. It was a mess.

So instead of moving one of the females and her son into another zoo, which is what I think they should have done, they

separated all the males from all the females. Then the males went nuts and they were screaming while we were there.

And the females went nuts hearing the males. Because they love them. I mean, they're very lesbian, but they're also,

they like the guys. They need dick. I guess. I mean, isn't that what you would say?

They need some dick? Well, I guess you could say that in bonobo. I mean, well, what else is it?

Needs that. They're very upset. They punched the glass. Or you could say if you're born new age,

they needed male energy. And the bonobo males are really sweet. They're really nice, you know. I know. I think I live with some.

Anyway, we're going to talk about that with the zoo people. We met some conservation zoo people. so, in the meantime,

what did we get? Oh, what's in your bag? You have a brown bag. We bought this all at the zoo.

Uh-oh, the zoo. We had so much fun at the zoo. We went on a tandem ride. No, kind of a tandem ride.

Dr. Susan and I went on a ride together. We did, with Abe. With Abe, with unseen Abe. None of them are lavender, but we got,

you know, and they're all monkeys, really. They don't have bonobos. They really don't have bonobos. I tried. They, yeah, I know.

And it's the most beautiful exhibit at the zoo, really. Look at this, though. This could be like a bonobos penis. There's a market, because I talked to the lady

at the San Diego Zoo gift shop, and she says, yeah, I love, you know, the bonobos, but they don't have any bonobo things here. They have monkeys, they have gorillas,

giraffes. I can make a bonobo penis from this tag. And then, I'm not sure what this is.

Oh, that's the purse. That's the bonobo present purse. Can you pull out a musical instrument?

Oh, and what is that? A flute? It's not the skin flute, but it's a flute. No, but that means

we might be ready for the musical section of our program, which is brought to us by Elvis Schoenberg

and orchestra surreal. And hello, Mr. Schoenberg. How was your break? Put the mic to your mouth.

It was fabulous. Yeah, okay. Woo-wee! Put the mic to your mouth.

I have to say, Elvis is a good communion taker. Yeah, he is. Did you like that? I liked it. I think you were great. You're better than most.

There's a kind of, I didn't want to linger too long because I thought that would be inappropriate, but in the end, I didn't want to not be worthy of

a proper communion, you know? No, you're really good at keeping it. So timing, timing is kind of key to that whole thing. And you should feel her leg right now.

It's been just soaking in astroglide. Oh, nice. Well, after this song, I'd be happy to take a look.

I've always wanted to feel astroglide on Dayton Reigns' leg. Ever since I... And we have a toy.

It's like a dark lab. I think what we're going to do is we're just going to play a little instrumental diddy,

you know, something simple. You know, this is the weirdest band. You're not that weird. You're actually fun.

It's not such a weird band. It's an unusual instrumentation. And so with that, we're going to play a little old jazz standard.

Oh, it goes up pretty high. It does go up pretty high. And featuring whom? Okay, it's going to be featuring

I think we should have that sexy lady. Where are the girls? Where did all the girls go? Where is that caramel skinned lady?

I know, she left us. What? I know. I'm very upset because we had another song where she was going to sing.

Wait a second. She left. Well, some people are, you know... In all fairness, she wasn't planning on coming.

She just called me to say hi. And I said, you know where I am today? I'm at the Susan Block show. She goes, oh my god. I said, you should come.

Well, at least she showed up. She showed and she sang a tune. And she was great. Max is so funny.

We can hear his laugh. Anyway, so, yeah, we're... What about the other one? I think we're getting told...

We're not interested enough. You are very interesting, but Leslie has this voice that's like a mix between Stevie Nicks

and Jonas Jafflin, I believe. Why don't we get her in here then? Leslie to stage one. Leslie to stage one.

She says no a lot, though. That's okay. A lot of girls that say no really want to say yes. I believe that we have a bonobos like that.

Might be, oh no. No means no. I guess. Sometimes I say no, what I mean is...

She's not saying no. You're a count. I need a bonobo to comfort me. You don't need a bonobo to comfort you?

I need a giraffe. What do I need? Yeah. They want Leslie.

Leslie, we want you. We want you. We want to hear your voice. Sing.

You're a cross between Stevie Nicks and Janice Joplin. Come on, you. I know. Sorry.

It's the third time I said that. I'm repeating myself. I'm trying to get them on stage. While they're getting ready,

rock stars and porn stars are very similar. What is this? This is the Trojan Bullet. The Trojan Bullet.

That was given to us by the beautiful Dennis Paradise from Astro Glide, the owner of Astro Glide.

All right. What do we do with this? We can turn it on. Do you want to vibrate my vagina?

Yeah. All the guys are saying yes. All right, Panty Boy. Neon Pink Panties

and a Trojan vibrator provided by Astro Glide gliding in rhythm to the music that hasn't started yet.

All right, the name of this song. It's actually appropriate. The name of this song is called Porno Church of the Ugly Man

and it's funny. Porno Church of the Ugly Man. Porno Church of the Ugly Man. Can you write that down for me?

I'm going to get a list of these songs written down, right? Hey Al, you start this. T-Man, start.

It's good. Zippy. Zippy, huh? I am on the party list

for the Porno Church of the Ugly Man. I am not that desperate that ain't the drain.

I'm going down. Sexual repulsion keeps me from Mr. Run.

I'm a fucking cupcake not in need of abuse. He impressed. Now I'm horribly

too undressing need of something new to wear. In my bra and panty said I'm

magically empowered. Well I stumble into love I'll be eckin' out to the Porno Church of the Ugly Man.

Felt just cause I think it's what I can. Fucking great and there's always

the up chance that our love won't turn to hate. I'm a bit needy for my

How about me? No, I mean I the Porno Church of the Ugly Man. I think I've been there.

I think I you gotta hear the second verse. I had some communion there. Not exactly Bonoboville communion, but related.

It's alright. Ugly Man need born too. Sure, you know it's not only for good looking people. Is that like the ugly

spaghetti monster religion? The spaghetti monster religion that did not get religious status. Yeah, they didn't get

no. He is not. He is called the hedgehog for a reason. But he has been

And they said that pastafarians weren't A pastafarians. I think I'm a pastafarian. Pastafarians had no

religious standing. Oh well. Mormons do, I don't get it. Son of a bitches.

Alright, so before we're done, we do have to sing Happy Birthday to Dr. Gareth

who is an Bonoboville member. Would you like to get a microphone? Dr. Gareth?

Doctor, come on up here. Grab a microphone. You're not a veterinarian are you? Because I have a sick giraffe.

Sick in a good way though. You eat giraffes, does that mean? I've never tried one. Oh yeah.

We'll probably really taste this. I can think of one giraffe. Yeah, I bet. Wow, so

Happy Birthday. You're 69, which is a good age. 68. God was 69, just how it every year.

I completed 68 years. This is the start of my 69 years. She's my con, I can't tell. Whose?

I can't either. How's that happening? I keep telling people to put their mics on, or somebody needs to

put their mic on. That should be better. Okay, so you're in your 69th year

and you gave a great review to the Bonobo Way 5 stars. Yay. Only because there were no more stars to give.

Aww. Good answer. I mean I didn't even ask a question but that was a good answer.

You got him. He's an interesting kid. Who's an interesting kid? Gareth?

Max, you realize you're on a microphone when you're saying he's an interesting kid. So who are you talking about? I was just walking around

the studio and I forget the microphone was on. Because of my little stones. He's allowed.

He's been married 24 years. Happy anniversary. Thank you darling. This is our chill recovery show.

This woman has been broadcasting since 1984. Whoa.

1984. Wow. Congratulations to the two of you. And this is one of the reasons we're not

on television or radio. Why, because of Dr. Gareth? No. Because of Elvis?

No. Because of my giraffe. Don't blame my giraffe. A beautiful giraffe.

Look at that. A very talented giraffe. That's a great giraffe. Right.

You've heard of, what do they call them? Red breasted robins? This is a large breasted giraffe. Nice.

My favorite species. Okay. We can come. You're going to do

Bonoboville communion? Who would turn it down? I don't know if my giraffe would offer. I'm offering.

I would take communion. With alcohol? Are you going to be water-boarded? I could not possibly make the decision

that it's entirely up to the giraffe and the priestess. That part is not up to us. Because we would not dream

of forcing alcohol upon you. We are not like that because we understand that some people like to be water-boarded.

That's okay. He wants to be water-boarded. Oh, she wants to force alcohol upon you. I kind of do.

I kind of do. Okay. Doctor, don't you think a little alcohol is indulgent for...

nice-y and purposes? Of course. Alright. Ron DeGermis or Agua?

Agua, I think. Do you have an accent over there? No, it's Agua. Agua, coca leaf.

The Curve. And here we go. Are you going to pour it for him? I guess so.

So, we could have some music while we pour. Some of that great music.

From our maestros. Orchestra Serial. You'll have to explain

what I'm to do. It'll probably be the best way. It's easy because you're beautiful. Lick.

It's here for Orchestra Serial. Elvis Schoenberg and Al. Woo-hoo.

As in Sensation Al. Sensation Al. That was very good. You know, you must have

since we... Wait, where's the microphone here? Say that for the people.

I am illuminated. Wow. I'm lit, baby. That's why they call it Spirits.

That's right. My spirit is lifted. And communion. I'll bet you. And you have communed.

You have, you have. Tell us more, Doctor. How'd you end up here, Doc? What happened to you?

I need all the help I can get, actually. How did I get to Bonoboville? It's a very strange thing. I think I saw the book

and I saw this very academic Susan Block PhD on there. And the next thing you know, I'm getting

water-boarded between Dayton Rains Beach. It's very academic. I tell you, she looks exactly like

all the professors I never had in all my extensive education. But I learned more here, I tell you.

Well, yeah. We approach illumination from the point of view of the body, the mind and the spirits.

They all got a mix. You can't have a mind without a body and it's really boring to have a body without a mind.

And it is erotic theater therapy. Absolutely. More water-boarding! And yes, this is our

form of water-boarding. We know it's popular with the U.S. interrogation services,

I guess. Right, Max? Can I water-board people at home? C.I.A. It's a C.I.A. thing. Okay, they do it.

Not so beautifully, though. I think it's a lot more uncomfortable. But it's... Hey.

But if you're going to have a bonobo water-boarding, believe me, you have to do it here. Children, don't try this at home. No, no, no. It's not for children.

Although we know children watch and listen to the show, so... Well, children will really understand the... Okay, Dr. Suzy, you've got three minutes.

Three minutes. Okay, so you know, I really have only three minutes until the end. Close to it. Close to it.

A little more, but, you know, close. A little more. See, that's the way it is here in Neapolitan Bonoboville.

Well, the one thing I want to say is, as far as my illumination goes, I've got to thank the musicians. Yes. Absolutely incredible musicians.

All right. Well, yeah, I was about to do that, but you did it for me, so I forget it. Now, really, this was

so amazingly fortuitous, lucky, spiritual, you know, to

have really burned ourselves out from last week's amazing bacchanal, and then

go to the zoo and Dayton drove without the mask on. You did drive, right.

This is Dayton who drove. Yes. Yes, so she's a limo driver now. I am a limo driver.

That's right. I'm a master dick sucker, but I'm not a master of any other trades.

Well, if you got to be master of a trade, that would be the one. Yeah. Well, she has another trade now, limo driving,

so we're proud of her. And Abe took some amazing footage of the Bonobos. Actually, Dayton took some good shots, too, and

I'm going to go through them this week and we're going to put them out there. Oh, you're sweaty a little bit. That's good. That means I made you

sweaty. That's good. That's good when you're 69 years. You've drenched me, baby. I hope I don't have a heart attack. I'm not now.

You loosened up a lot. That's right. Outer course, baby. It's not going to lead to a heart attack. Okay, but we're going to have one

final song from the orchestra's surreal and then come back to me real quick. But you find them, I think, on

orchestrasurreal.com. They're not too social media. TheOrchestraSurreal.com is our TheOrchestraSurreal.

The orchestra is spelled, by the way, with E, O-R-C-H-E-S-T-R-E. E. The French version, correct?

Yeah, there you go. Very smart. And Nori, come on up here, because we're going to wangle you into playing piano later.

And Bennett. Hello, Bennett. Bennett's an old bonobo. Well, I didn't mean it the way it sounded. But he's a

bonobo. There are no old bonobos. No, there aren't, actually. Nori played beautifully. Say hi on the microphone. Last Saturday.

Hello. Hi, Nori. You look nice. Nori's always natally dressed. I don't think his microphone is on.

And let's close it. Hey, there we go. There we go. That's much better. All right, so back from Moray. Absolutely.

And you're wearing the right color tie this week. It took you a while. Last week you were red just to be flashy. Just to do something. Red makes you feel good.

People that wear red, they feel good. But now that you feel good, you can wear lavender. So it's all right. Okay, so we had fun last week, right?

Absolutely. Oh my god, it was great. It was orgiastic and fantastic. And this week is, I don't know if it's orgiastic,

but you know, we're doing some communion and we're certainly listening to some fantastic music.

Right, and that is what the 24th wedding anniversary is all about. And so we're sharing the love, the bonobo love, and yes, we are

a bonobo marriage. It sort of sounds like a contradiction in terms, but I think it's what makes it work. So try it sometime. Look at Miss Onobo.

She should come up here. Yeah, Miss Onobo. You look great. She should be in the group picture. Get in here. Come on, Miss Onobo. Well, she's taking pictures, but she looks good.

I think she's okay. Right. But you can take pictures from up here. Come up here. You can't wear a dress like that with an ass like that, not come up on stage

and shoes like that. Look at these shoes. It's not here, so you can come up. Yeah.

Okay, so turn around. Do a little stage show. Whoa, look at her booty. She's so cute.

You have to pose. Spring booty right here in Bonoboville. And we're about to hear a final

number from Elvis Schoenberg and the orchestra serial. A final number here. It's the groove juice

special. I like groove juice. Groove juice. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

You want to stay on the floor or sit over there? Or we're going to dance on your thighs with high heels.

You should show your body off. It looks great. Yeah. Turn up the mic, Abe. Not mine.

I'm standing on the corner looking so fine and you see the school boy giving some of your behind

and my money. Hit that jive, Jack. Put it in your pocket till I get back going downtown

to see a man and I ain't got time. Leslie, take your hand. Hit that jive, Jack. Put it in your pocket till I get back

going downtown to see a man. I ain't got time shake yo hand one more time Hit that jive, Jack

Put it in your pocket until I get back going downtown to see a man I ain't got time

I have Jack Put it in your pocket till I get back going downtown What are you doing?

shake yo hand. Listen Hit that jive, Jack Put it in your pocket till I get back going downtown

to see a man I ain't got time shake your hand one more time hit that jive jack put it in your pocket I get back I'm going downtown see a man ain't got time just shake your motherfucking hand and shit Elvis Schoenberg and the orchestra surreal featuring Al and Leslie as in homicidal homicidal out you have a lot

of different techniques exceptional exceptional right and as in Leslie's boyfriend now beautiful beautiful all right that was beautiful and we like we like that it was a chill evening right it's still continuing we're gonna go over to the art gallery and maybe Nori will tickle our keys yeah I'll go ahead and

do that all right that's that positive I like hearing yes okay so in the yeah yeah I love bonobo style it's a good thing and so whether you get married or not be bonobo yeah make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make music not war make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that's

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