Kink Month Kick-Off with Loni Legend

Full transcript of Kink Month Kick-Off with Loni Legend on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Wankers and bankers, swingers and kinksters. All you children of sex, we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, Ramadhamma, Adonai. I'm sure I'm leaving somebody out, I apologize for that.

But one thing we know, we are all children of sex. With a capital X, can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women?

A-women. I want to welcome you, all of you. Captain Max, nice to hear your voice shouting out for the women. Yes.

In the Speakeasy congregation. And we are gathered together here, broadcasting live from Bonoboville. Yes indeed, and that is the Bonoboville Bar over there. Yeah.

And we are here in the Garden of Eden. Well, the Garden of Bonoboville. We got kicked out of Eden. But I've got Eve, my familiar, right here.

For the Halloween season, she has decided to shed. And we're very excited about this. We are kicking off Kink Month. Woo-hoo!

Did you know it was Kink Month? I didn't know it until today. Thank you, Hercules Leotard. How's that for a Kink name?

Mm-hmm. And of course, the good folks at Stockroom. Oh, my gourd is in bondage. Right.

This combines the holiday seasons with, you know, style. We have the harvest season all tied up. Harvest season. For 50 shades of Kink Month.

Woo-hoo! It is Kink Month. Yes, indeed. It is Halloween.

Woo-hoo! Oh, yeah. This is my lovely Halloween mask given to me by the beautiful Dayton Reigns, who is pitter-pattering around the Speakeasy Bar.

And I am here in the womb room with some very special guests that I think really fit perfectly in a way with Kink Month, that is. This is the Kink... We have to do this all month, right?

I mean, this is kind of like good vibrations made May into masturbation month. Brilliant marketing move, I may say. And also, you know, good for us because we should all, you know,

masturbate. We should, you know, everybody. The priests, the nuns, the married people, the single people, the bonobos, snakes.

I'm sure they have, you know, she just rubs up against things. That's her way of masturbating, you know. And now, just like that, this is Kink Month. So I guess if you have a very broad definition of Kink,

we should all let our Kink flag, flag, flog, also our Kink flog, right? Maybe that is what I meant to say. Our Kink flog, or spank, or panties, or, you know,

whatever your Kink flag is, let it fly. Especially during Kink Month. Because after all, if you have it, anything like a public reputation, if you're on Snapchat, somebody's going to find

out about it anyway. So you might as well be transparent. There's a little plug for Loser's show there. Okay.

Yes, indeed. So my guests, I'm so excited, are the mystery couple. Actually, Lonnie Legend, come on up here. Lonnie Legend is dressed for the Halloween season and spank.

Yes, and the Kink Month season in her little ears. Very, very cute. Meow, meow. And look at this.

This is a little bonobo, kind of more like a common chimp. But we'll call it a bonobo, especially after Bonoboville Communion. But anyway, you look so grown up.

Thank you. Wow. Yeah. Is your microphone still on?

I'm sorry. Yeah, there it is. Okay. You do.

You look beautiful. I mean, not that you didn't look fabulous and sexy and beautiful. You were here on Valentine's Day, brothers and sisters.

Yes. It was what a day, what a night, what a party. It was really quite the Lupercalia celebration. It's another King holiday, right?

We were all whipping each other up for Lupercalia. Is this mic on? Sorry. Oh, so you have to talk into it like you're giving it head.

Okay, thank you. Which I know you can do. That's, yeah. I've seen that.

Oh my. I feel very privileged that I don't know how much you were doing it before, you know, some, I guess. A good amount.

A good amount. But now, since you were here in Valentine's Day, you've been doing it, what I would say, a great amount. Oh, yes.

A great amount. Very busy few months. You are a hustler something, a hustler hottie, a hustler. Yes, barely legal.

A barely legal. Teen queen. That's barely, though, right? You are legal.

Yes. Now, we should, how old are you? Can we say? 20.

20. Not a teen anymore. Oh, wow. No, we're happy because we can't wait until you're 21 and you

can join us at the bar. But you know, yeah, no, we understand it's a certain marketing thing with the barely legal thing. So, but, I mean, looks being what they are.

I think I look like what? I could pass for 16. 17? I'm not even going to go where I think you could pass for

because it's barely legal to talk about how old you could look, especially, you know, with the ears and if you put pig tail. I usually have a tail.

Okay. But actually, you know, it's really, really good for people that fantasize and desire the verboten underage individuals out there who should not be disturbed.

Seriously. So, you know, you should, you know, vent your spleen, not your spleen, but your, um, your balls. Right.

On, on these kind of renditions, these, yeah, you know, pretty close. I'm in a little pink bikini in the mad. My little bits.

I'm a tiny little girl. So, you know, keep it alive. I like, I really like my pigtails with my long hair.

I usually for a little too little braids and like, yes, yes. And you are, you know, quite the little girl, but I can see the hubba hubba woman in you.

She lies. She lies there. She lies there and she's the one wearing those heels.

I don't know how a little girl could wear those. But, uh, yeah, you, you know, great. So, did you like snakes? I don't remember.

Yeah. Yeah. Was she out on Valentine's Day? She was.

Okay. Here she goes. Okay. So I will hold your microphone while you play

with my snake. Take that any which way you will. Yes. Of course I wanted a snake.

You have always wanted a snake. You know, she, she's really good when she wraps around you. There she goes.

She's shedding just a little bit. There we go. Have you, do you have any pets? I have a little kitty cat.

I love cats. Why did I know you had a pussy? I did know that. Should we get your cohort on here with you?

Yeah. His name is Brock Doom, which is an appropriate name for, yeah, yeah, get over here because actually I realize

I should, yeah, that's good. Okay. I'm in the middle. So Brock.

How are you doing? I'm doing good. It's nice to see you again. Yeah.

I think I haven't seen you well. You were at my anniversary. My 22nd anniversary. Yes.

That was amazing. That was an amazing time. Yeah. It was at the Green Horse Bar.

Yeah, it was very cool. But now we have this place open. This place is incredible. See, this wasn't open before.

Yeah. Although we did have a kitchen table orgy after the Green Horse Bar. Oh, I missed that.

Party. Yeah, that was, you know, the after-after party. Mm-hmm. You got to stay a long time.

Yeah, but. Really hot stuff sometimes. Yeah, apparently that's true. Sometimes, although not when Lonnie was here last time,

the action started rather quickly. Oh, yeah. With you and your friend, Miley Mae. Yeah.

She's good fun. She's always good fun. She is good fun. And Brock, now you've been on this show

in different incarnations. Yeah, that's a good word. You know, you and I did not really discuss what I can and can't call you.

Yeah, well, it's weird because you were talking about transparency and like my whole thing is pretty, it's pretty transparent. It is.

I mean, it's like, yeah, I mean, the whole point was sort of to create the sort of meta, meta approach to like porn and sexuality and erotica.

A meta approach. It goes back to like when you said, oh, but you know, why would you change your thing?

You're like, you're already at like erotic like person or whatever. But I felt like it was important because it's sort of like creating fantasies

in different worlds for other people. Mm-hmm. And sometimes that's part of why the persona is so important.

Like, people can't take you seriously if you're this person or that person or this person, even though it's pretty obvious that you can find out who

that person is. Uh-huh. So you've analyzed this. So that's the whole mystery thing, too.

This can allow you to enter different social strata as these different personas. And after all, it is the Halloween season when we put on different masks and

try out different personas. So let's just run down the list of your personas, just for those who don't know, right?

Okay. Quick. I mean, not... Well, I mean, okay.

We don't need a full, like, CV, but yeah, a little quickie-bot. Well, I mean, so when I shoot, like, you know, photography for magazines

or direct stuff, it's under the Mr. E. name. Mr. E. Which has been...

For magazines such as... Fox Magazine. Fox Magazine. Some other famous people like that.

But whatever. But yeah, that's that stuff. Okay. Mr. E.

And then my real name is Ramsey Abed, which is not a big... Ramsey Abed. Which is not that mysterious.

Let's just wrap our... Yeah. Lips around that one. And it's...

And that's been... That's a nice porn name, Abed. There is a... Right?

We've discussed this on your show. And Ramsey. Ramsey, did we? I mean, I feel like I'm realizing...

There's a guy with my exact same real name, who is a French gay porn star. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And that's been discovered, in fact, of how people go, oh, are you proud of yourself?

This is you. I'm like, well, that's not me, but I mean, he's ripped. So, how does the Abed family

feel about Ram and Ramsey? Not that great, in a way, about all this stuff. And where are they?

They're in DC, actually. DC? Are they politicians? No.

No. Outside of DC, I mean, like technically Virginia or whatever.

And what ethnic, cultural group are they? So, we're all mixed in a way, but you know, like,

we've had this discussion about Arab and Jewish. Arab Jewish, right. But you know, this needs

to be refreshed, because we didn't have this discussion on the 22nd anniversary.

Yeah. We haven't had this discussion since the night of the masturbating dead.

Disgusting. Oh, man. I can't remember all this stuff. I remember this.

I think it's too much. You were here with Sophia Jay. Yes. Oh, that's right.

And she was our primary masturbator. was Robert Rhine. The girls' and corpse

was Robert Rhine, yes, was here with some of his corpse. like Kim Fowley,

God Rest His Soul. Kim Fowley was here. Woo-hoo. Yeah.

R-I-P. Yes. And it was quite a gathering.

Yeah. And that was when I got to know you and asked these basic questions,

but I'm just trying to identify the different personas. Just so I can help

and let you, because it's not that I don't know how much And embarrass you in front

of your family. No, there's not that much to embarrass them about.

They've known that I'm a very strange person from the get go. Successfully strange.

The rock thing. I mean, it's funny. I don't always, I'm wearing glasses

because this is how I really love to have fun. But, you know,

there's a lot of posturing and working for, I mean, part of it is really interesting

working for other people and as well as working for yourself, obviously,

you can control your image a little bit. But it's, I think it's important

that people don't, because people can't take you, they won't

necessarily take you seriously in any spectrum if you're sort of one person

versus the other, kind of coming out of nowhere. Tell me that,

because I only have one name. Yeah. But you're different, but you've established,

I think you've established one for me. So, you know, it's too much for me

to remember more than one name for myself. Yeah.

And so, I mean, yeah, I have the

Dr. Suzy versus Susan Block. yeah, you know,

the family just has to deal with it and the public

and all of that. But I mean, I totally am in awe of people with

different personas and, you know, people have their reasons.

I may be the way I am, but some people want to be

different roles in different situations. So for tonight's

situation, you chose to be Brock Doom.

Yeah, well, I mean, that's who we're highlighting,

I guess, as far as what's been going on lately. So Brock Doom is a porn performer.

I mean, I've been doing it for a few years. For a few years.

Yeah. Have you performed with Lonnie? Yes. Oh.

Yes. In Mystery Girl, the movie. Okay.

No. We shot some stuff which was shared content. And then we also shot

for another producer who, that's actually the first time we worked together

was for this other guy. But you were a mystery guy, right? Yes. Yeah.

I mean, but it was my whole thing that I, I mean,

my style, my mystery style. your, explain mystery according

to Brock Doom. Well, no, I mean, it's just,

it's sort of an approach. No, it's just the, it's this hashtag

I also put on everything that I do in social media. I was doing it too. Yeah,

I appreciate that. That was really cool. I mean, I even had an art show

last year which had like, you know, hardcore porn photos as well as like paintings,

you know, in a gallery which was exciting for me. It's like my first solo show

and under my real name, but it was just hashtag mystery. So the mystery thing, like, yeah,

I mean, I'm a pretentious porn star. Like I'm a really weird, like guy.

Well, that's the artist party. Yeah. So I mean, the stuff that I do,

if I do stuff, I want it to be different. You know, I want people to

experience a different aspect of erotica. Like it can be hardcore

and still like sexy. Right. And maybe even surreal, maybe like cinematic.

You know, my background, a lot of it's in film and so I really like to bring

like the film noir approach. And the cool thing is with Lonnie, like we worked for this guy who I really enjoy working for

who like had no idea when he cast me. I've been a recurring guy for him.

I play like a private investigator. He shoots all black and white porn

in like this film noir thing. He had like no idea that I'm like this huge film noir buff. So it was like win-win situation.

But that's how we first worked together. But we knew each other before. Yeah.

We'd met each other plenty of times. I'm actually at the APAC performer meetings

every Sunday or every other Sunday. Now it's every other month. Is it?

Now it's every other month. But it used to be every month. And then we shot this piece

and then when we shot our content together, he showed me the rest of his works

and I really liked his hardcore porn photos. He had a few books of them and the stuff we shot was

it was in black and white but it was very similar in style. Black and white.

Now that's very pretentious. But yeah. No. That was so fun.

We love black and white here but it's artsy, you know. We got a lot of really good intimate pictures.

I mean basically something is pretentious when it's artsy but it's not so good. I'm just kidding.

It's a tag that I get from people. I'm okay with it. I don't care what anybody

says. Right. They're jealous. No.

Life is short. Yeah. Do what you feel. Express yourself.

Definitely. Yeah. So you're now a film noir actress.

Wow. I wish more. How about that? What a combo.

I was also speaking of kink. I was in their taboo issue. In their taboo issue.

Yes. And you are taboo because you look so underage

even though you are not. I was also chained to a wall.

And you were chained to a wall. And oiled. I'm always oiled.

I love getting oiled up. I love how that feels. Yeah.

We have some nice very comfy handcuffs here. Maybe you can play with. They're from stock room.

Right. They make they make good stuff. You know.

Do you have matching ankle ones? I do. I there's somewhere around

here. But we'll start with these. I think.

An alishin collar to match my kitty ears. And a leash and collar.

We might be able to come up with one of those. I really meant to wear my tail.

It makes me sad that I didn't. Now how do you feel about kink month?

Do you have a kink? You know it's funny. I don't know if I have a particular kink

because I don't look at you know I have a weird perspective on words like kink and perversion.

It's like sex is sex. It's like if you enjoy it.

Great. I mean as long as you're not like fucking children

or animals. Yeah. Pretty much. That's the thing.

Yeah. But yeah. But you could role play that with little miss

kitty. She's got animal ears and she looks like a

But she's a human being and she's consenting human kitty cat. Old enough.

Old enough. So are you from around here? No actually.

I grew up in New York City. I moved over here from Washington DC

as soon as I graduated. High school. So you're here to

become a big star. Yes. Yeah. Legend.

One day. That's your name. That's the goal. That's the goal.

I've always loved porn and appreciated the women in porn and just everything

about it is so awesome and artistic and fun

and hot and there's just so much to it and to be part of it

and just discovering all the different parts of it like watching you guys

set up was like fun too. Just like I felt bad I was just

standing around. Oh no you look good standing around. We don't mind

you standing around in those heels. In fact I'd like to see you stand around a little

more. Go to camera one please. Camera one.

Thank you. Yeah. I mean I would like to see

you stand up actually in that outfit speaking of standing around

and the outfit is really quite simple. It's just a little little black dress.

Right. This is the essence of kink. Nothing but a little black

dress and high heels tan high heels.

Are you wearing panties under that? No. I never.

It's one of my one of my purves. I was noticing that she was not wearing

underwear. You did. I didn't even notice you noticing me.

No I never wear underwear. I'm a great person. I notice too.

Because I'm all about that. Yes. I'm a pussy.

Yes. Yes. That was my kegel muscle working there.

Right. I bet you've been improving your kegel muscles.

Yes. Yes. I actually do I actually do

my kegels every time I masturbate. But wait a second. You didn't show us

your pussy. Oh I'm sorry. Oh yeah. I got the shot again.

Oh her ring. Oh well she might as well just sit down.

Yeah. Whoa. Not lady like. Not lady like.

So now you're becoming a lady like porn star. Yeah you were more of

a tomboy last time. Well no that's just because I actually had just gotten off

the airplane. I had gone straight from the airport here so.

Sorry. There's Dayton Reigns she's got to get a look

she's kind of has a bit of a pussy king. Yeah I do.

I'm wondering if you and I can have a pussy challenge a king

challenge. I wonder if she can do her kegels like I can.

Ooh. Now how do we test the kegels?

My abilities that I only do on the doctor's

a block show. That's right. Actually I do have a cigar

here somewhere in one of these bags. I might have something

else. I need a cigar searcher. I have a cigar

I know where one is for sure. Would you like me to get it?

Where is it? I think it's outside and

I can get it. How about I come right back. Well okay then

I guess we're starting the smoking early. Well

yeah it's it is a demonstration of her kegel muscle

ability. I can't wait to see It is very interesting and it's

it's a talent. You're not allergic to smoke are you?

No. It involves some puffing

with the lower labia. I feel like I'm getting

an idea of what's going to happen but I'm excited to

see for sure. Oh yeah. Do you still have that

pussy pipe? I do. I have it over there and we haven't

used it in a while we could break that in. It's

it's been just kind of sitting there. Yeah there it is

it's the Peter Piper also known as the pussy pipe

and yeah. Yeah. That's amazing that's like my

my style right there. That's your style? Well it has to do with sex and marijuana.

Sex and marijuana. In one instrument. Okay. Yeah it

it is. And it goes inside a person you like and you can

smoke weed. Yeah it should be a person you like. They're enjoying it

and you're enjoying it as well. Yeah. It's perfect.

You gotta be a little careful you know and light it here. Yeah.

No the glass is fine it's just the lighting. No it's not gonna break.

It's just you don't want to light the pussy on fire. That's all.

You want to light the pussy on fire. come on baby buy my

fire. It'd be cool if there was a way you could get high

at this scene like if I don't know if it had

there's a lube that has THC on it. Alright. Put on that.

Dayton Reigns is okay so she is here with a cigar.

I just can't I need a gentleman to start it. A gentleman.

I know how to smoke a cigar. Uh oh. It's very new age.

Yeah. You know Well let's see I think there is

I have a lighter. I can't start it with my I'm not

okay. Is it already it's like ready

so you kind of make it slobbery and wet slobbery and wet that sounds like

something Brock Brock do do you suck real hard

you're sucking a cock suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck but don't inhale

now don't inhale that no suck suck keep it

little there you go I always have trouble making that fire with your pussy

Oh Oh I don't know she

I don't I don't know she can't do bonoboville communion because she's only 20

you want to try I don't know about doing this but you should do a demo yeah

she's going to learn from you so why don't you get in between us here or

you know yeah and okay here's

I need someone to keep it going whoever knows how to smoke a cigar oh well

biz is very good at that okay I've seen her smoke that cigar

like a champ exciting I've never seen this before alright

well you should take your dress off too oh okay yeah

well let me get completely naked then well you know you're going to smoke a cigar

with your pussies okay so a little music for her to take her clothing

off oh she'll just take it off yeah okay max is singing

you know back at the bar and there she

is Dayton Reigns is

naked and uh first one

naked should get something we'll give you a new pair of panties uh

okay it's okay get off camera she can't do

I get enough satisfaction I don't need to and you're a lovely

exhibitionist alright so here you go you're

let's see I need someone to hold the mic though I will hold the mic you don't have to

it's your show well but I'm sitting next to you I don't want to lose

my spot okay so I think yeah

holding the mic is good and I can hold your leg over here

that's good and yes and Brock

has the best seat in the house maybe one of the target

should move over here to this seat because this is

quite something Dayton Reigns just in case you're just

listening is smoking a cigar with her pussies she did this on

labia day when other people celebrate labor day

we celebrated labia day with Dayton and so that's one reason

you know we're kind of impressed

but she can try okay this is okay

for her to try this you're allowed to smoke right 18

right okay that's okay okay

so this is dueling pussies now hmm

and so it's your kegel muscles you're good at them right

now should we I don't know I think it's okay

you keep it in keep it in and then there you go

you can do it oh she's doing it yay look at those kegel muscles

yay folks sometimes this show runs away with me

house is on fire all right well these girls nice okay

good yeah okay cigar anyone

anyone cigar tiparilla nobody wants it

oh lairateek would like this cigar apparently yeah lairateek

this is our veteran cameraman here you go look at that

yes lairateek let's get a shot of lairateek smoking this cigar

yay yay yay ice

very nice yay that was awesome thank you

yes kitty's thank you here we go

thank you for that that was quite exciting and you did that

for the first time just now yeah that was the first time ever

that was the first time I've seen it that was the first time you have

done that little parlor trick now you can do it anytime

I just have to make sure I keep cigars on me I guess

well you can do it with other things yeah well

but that makes it apparent that you're using the kegel muscle I mean you could use it

with a cigarette yeah but then you've got to squeeze it harder

yeah that's the true challenge I can do it with the cigarette yeah

that's the next challenge that's for later that's okay

okay so what can you do it with Brock um

I can't do that I can't unfortunately that's something I can't do

yeah um I've seen it done with

buttholes before but I can't do that either yes

it has been done with buttholes not I don't know if it has been on this show oh well

actually Catherine Imperio did a fabulous drawing

with her butthole that is now hanging in the

Bonoboville art gallery oh you have to show me that yes yes

when we go to the art gallery but I don't know if she smoked anything that's one of my

favorites yeah it is anal art absolutely

that's amazing yeah so look at these pussies

around me and around you so what did you do in this

movie with him oh it was a continuation of another

of a whole series I was one of

Brock's lovers and I had just murdered

no I was about to but he came in and murdered

my other lover I believe I don't remember it as well this is very noir

it is well I play this detective for this series the twitter

is artistic mast she stands for artistic masturbation

his site is x-dash noir so it's totally film noir

but basically yeah there was like a double cross of some kind

I hate to say that you know really remember is like

the sex part of it but like she sat on my face for part of it

there was a lot of there was some good sex too in another

room in the place so you just sat on his face and kinda

no there was I mean there were a bunch of different things sitting on the face

like he just posted a lot of those pictures so that's and we're gonna see

some of this in a little while we're going to get a promo going

one of my things of one of your things not of this thing not of that guys

not of you two I did shoot for his content though

yeah which we share but it's that's like a summary

kind of like of that particular yeah it's not like well perhaps I can get you

to reenact something through the Bonoboville Communion it's possible

because although you cannot drink the intoxicants

we provide because you are 20 so

you still have some things you can't do but you can be

a communion alter okay right you can be an alter

and if you'd be so kind as to be an alter of course

then we would the rest of us would get sloshed

around you right anything I can help yeah

there you go so I think we would first

invite our guest to engage in Bonoboville Communion

from some part of your body any part the boobs are

a popular part but it's up to you you could do

labia Bonoboville Communion or butthole Bonoboville Communion

or like the people last week from Tamara

who were wonderful was anyone here last week do you remember how great they were

they were so inspiring they were and they spoke to us

about their community and about their sexual philosophy which is very

Bonobo really it's it's like

they're living like Bonobos there in Tamara and Terra Nova

they are really living the Bonobo way but you know

they're not really porn stars so they did their Bonoboville Communion off the

off your neck yeah it was nice actually it was

very very sensuous I felt so too I felt really good it felt really good

I enjoyed it everyone was so kind and beautiful they were

one of the most beautiful people some of the most beautiful people I met

I mean they made me cry they were glowing it was the Supermoon it was

so beautiful we don't want to dwell on last week although do a shout out

to them Delray on Twitter yeah they were

oh yeah we hope to meet to meet the rest of them

someday in Spain right we're gonna do a field trip yes please

okay so anyway Bonoboville Communion can be done

in whatever way you want and it can also be done in the benediction

of your religious choice well there's a fetish for human furniture

so she could be our alter exactly fetish for human fetish

that's a kink oh well it is kink month that's true

I'm sorry kink month well I mean it's sort of the same fetish kink

I don't know fetish replaces kinkier than fetish or

kink is more of a bent maybe kink is more open-ended like you can call yourself kinky

and you could be into anything like you could be kinky but you don't really have a fetish right

you don't replace something like that you just like sex to be more than just the old in and out that I would say

you have a kink so if you want to wear a mask is that kinky yes

like a gas mask I would say in a broad way or a gas mask but if you have to wear a gas mask

it's a fetish that's a definite kink yeah that's a good way to put it if you have to

but let's not get too involved in discussion because we need to make our altar before our break

okay alright what do I do well what you do is

you take off the very little that you have on and I don't mean the high heels alright so here she goes

this is the legend Lonnie ooh

legend your pussy is so nice I know she's kind of perfect I think

nice yeah and we haven't seen her since Valentine's Day

aw she kept her little ear yes the ear good kitty

ears that are kind of like a little tiara absolutely me

whoa whoa what is this you have another I have another pair

with the little pearls on it good to know alright

you wear those next time okay because we're totally looking at those little kitty ears

and kitty titties with this amazing body let's just

pick up your little things here which we're going to sell on eBay now

okay and turn around for us spin around

show how beautiful you are wow that ooh

down with the music thank you wow that is just

can we have some applause just for her hey Lonnie legend

being such a beauty wow such a beauty

okay so now you can have a seat alright

and so you know in the church they have

the wafer the body we have the salt okay

did you do the Bonoboville communion with us before in your other incarnations

can you grab the mic or yeah I already put it down

right you're already ready to lay no I'll get my

tongue ready no but no salt

I didn't know about the salt no salt okay now our

drink of choice I think is going to be tonight ooh

one of our favorite drinks Ron to Jeremy Rum and

you know Ron we all know Ron everybody in the world

knows Ron and has his name on it you're wearing a t-shirt oh my god

okay you gotta show this somehow let's let's get

let's get this this is this is a classic porn film

so I guess yeah Ron Veronica Hart

and Ron Jeremy says Ron Jeremy before Veronica Hart on his t-shirt

yeah Dr. Susie so there you go actually

Ron is before Veronica Hart wow okay I see

we love you Ron that is a vintage shirt

you know but Ron is a a vintage

for you and for Halloween and for Kinkmon

so Ron was of course our featured guest on Valentine's Day

and he pretty much had you as his Valentine candy

kind of or you had him actually as your cannoli

I mean that was impressive how would you rate that

experience um it was it was definitely an experience it was awesome

I can say no no it was cool

I can say that I got eaten out by Ron Jeremy

and it was great it was awesome good pussy and he was there for a minute

like yeah good pussy very giving

very giving it was very good and how about the other way how was he that way

well you were sucking on him the cannoli right or I should say

the Jewish sausage the kosher sausage me and Milo shared that cannoli

yeah that's true you shared it yes that was fun

a two girl on a cannoli I always enjoy sharing with another girl um

sharing is caring and very bonobo very bonobo

okay so now you're going to share your beautiful titties as an altar

or any part of your body not just the titties we I guess I'm fixated

because they're so pretty but I mean the rest of you is also so pretty

so okay so Ron to Jeremy run

are you up for it now we have two kinds we have the

but I think she already poured so you're going to take whatever famous spice from

right this is is the what this is just the big fat

bottle that's what this is the classic yeah flavor

okay and this is the spicy kind

alright so I'm all about spicy you know and so we have

the spicy poured for you and now perhaps

as you can get on one side and hold mics so that

these lovely people can enjoy their bonoboville communion I can microphone free

alright and the salt well I have the salt yeah

well okay first you choose a body part which

you wish to consider your altar and that is where you will lick

to keep the salt from just sprinkling off and then I will sprinkle the salt

just like Pope Francis holy water and then

you do the other lick and then you do the shot of

the blood liquor first that's the Halloween gore

part of this bonoboville you think you're drinking

blood Ron Jeremy's blood oh the blood of our Ron

okay okay wait wait wait put the mic in front of you that's sort of a heavy burden

I mean I you know okay never mind just

pick a body part I guess he's trying he's trying to do a

negotiation here which I respect like what body part are you okay with

like are you on your period you know what's you know I mean you never know you know

and you want to negotiate this alright so it's been negotiated I would have picked the same part

we're still negotiating okay okay should we put a mic

can you keep the mic in front of you oh sorry um yeah

so um so yeah I think that that's perfect and

the salt oh had you chosen a body part yeah oh sorry um I would say the beautiful

vagina the vagina alright so you need a lot

of saliva yeah I don't know how you want to put the salt

like where you want to put that where would you like the salt

I need a mic here the salt do it like right earlier on these

sides it's very nice I like that alright so she wants

two lines of salt this is like she's laying out cocaine lines

which of course this is not it's salt I'm not going to snort it

do not snort it okay but there are going to be two lines on either side of her

okay her vaginal triangle the delta of venus for those of you who

are edumic Anniasin yeah there you go

alright here you go um okay Brock oh does the salt

come first no the lick comes first the lick is going to happen

twice you're going to do lick lick

and you know open up the camera yeah lick

and lick alright and oh and he did

oh alright so now sprinkle sprinkle

little salt and sprinkle oh I think I'm going to have to do it

just a tiny bit on the clip okay and now

the licking of the salt and the taking

of the communion right and from the middle

yes hmm did that like a priest yeah

you were so fast with that yeah kind of fast like he was just

doing one after the other right he does this all the time lizard

hmm it was what now will tell us

microphone please it seemed like a ritual it is a ritual experience

but everyone does it differently some people get lost in it

and they just don't come up for air for several minutes

but you know we appreciate any which way you do it you know

Dayton just likes you to stay down there go down I mean I would be happy to

go down yeah okay she knows that

she knows that but do we know that I'm sure you know that well I kind of know that

but I don't know that Dayton knows that I think she would like to see a little more

is that correct Dayton oh um sure yeah if you're open to it

a little more just I'd like to just a little bit

I'd like to have communion off of this fabulous vagina

I I think you should I like to I love vagina

you know Dr. Suzy it's not fight over her vagina no I'm saying that's

that's no you you are our guest

yeah you couldn't have her vagina enjoy I don't want to break the microphone

sharing your vagina sure everyone takes turns yeah oh everyone takes turns

that's nice that's sharing that is very bonobo wow

she's a natural there he goes round two doom

round two you might get another drink for this okay

and there's some salt okay a little bit more salt right here

now he's not coming up for air right this

is his home now he's chowing down you know I've got the best shot in the house

somebody want to give me a camp actually yeah here we go I have my new phone

max what kind of phone is this this is like my new android

okay and there it is yeah

we take pictures here we are folks at the 18th hole things are looking good

put your microphone down for this because it's in my way right there we go

going for a birdie look at me just calm here bonoboville

okay well it was a time out while I kind of decided to play the photographer

right because I have this fancy phone and you were doing so good you inspired me

to become the filmmaker and now can we have some applause

and another drink for rock the tongue of doom

alright kids are sweaty rock the tongue of doom makes my butt sweat

that's scary the tongue of doom yeah I'd rather it be

the tongue of delight can I well if you think of an orgasm

as the French do the little death the petite moor the doom can be

you know a great pleasure because the doom is the orgasm

ah we we we we we we as long as it's not the gron moor

we're open to it it was sort of a joke the name in a way and also you are

noir well doom I think doom in a way is like the idea is like

in sex you know there's a lot of like um destroy

smash and like so I think it's really funny and like I'm

so not a Brock and so not a doom person but

I think that's like perfect so it's really perfect so I

part of you that was coming out so it's a complete satire no no no no

it's definitely part of me but it's not um it's hard to explain whatever

you are explaining I feel like we're in my therapy I explain

I like when porn stars explain their names you know although

I mean like legend you that makes more sense you're gonna

sometimes it makes yours kind of makes sense too because you're a twisted guy

my own insane you know twisted insane artsy

you know and wanting to a little bit

make fun of the porn business while at the same time getting lots of pussy

nah I'm just teasing you while at the same time creating art

and not making fun at all well Brock do you said you're not no no it's still not making fun

it's more like me I mean it's sort of like the fact that it's me

I mean it's sort of like it's just very strange I mean I've had even people like

the weirdest thing ever like last week where somebody

recognized me it was a woman and um it was like at my day job

and um she came in with friends of mine who like you know

and I do mainstream film stuff too what is your day job and

I don't want to get into where it is I mean the ballpark are you a stock market?

no no I work at a rental house like a motion picture rental house and the people there

they all know what I do they all know they everybody and they think you have

the coolest life of all no no I mean and there's a guy there

by the way who's in the 70s who shot porn back in the 70s

who's like my kindred spirit there and the owner of the company has shot porn

in the 70s oh but that's another story yes

yes so but this girl came in and knew who I was and I was like really

weird to me so and she was with my friends who couldn't understand

she was like whispering she started whispering like do you go by a different name because she said

have I met you before and I'm like I don't think so maybe

I mean um so anyway so yeah so I take it very seriously

but it is sort of like a persona I mean the real me is total

I'm just a nerd you know I know but you know

it's the revenge of the nerds right that's an old movie but it does seem to be

the case that you know the nerds

have become porn stars in lots and lots of cases and you know

it's cool right you think it's cool yeah you never know

what guys are packing even the nerdy one right you don't necessarily

want to just do football stars so packing what's he packing

he's packing some stuff he's packing some stuff I'm kind of curious yeah

you're curious is that where you'd like to take your bonobo no I so

I so would like to take my communion off her fabulous vagina oh okay

or yours uh well you know

you did take it off of mine before and I enjoyed that very much I wouldn't

want to deny our guest the pleasure

of the Dayton Reigns tongue that Reigns

pleasure on your person I wouldn't say no to that no

so it's fun we'd be happy give it a

commit yeah and of course the Rhonda Jeremy

Rum have you tried that we can do it yes

yes I love Rhonda Jeremy Rum

it's Rhonda Rum it's Rhonda Rhonda

Rum it's Rhonda Rum oh

I think we got to take a break is that right we're going to take a

break and you know what we're going to do we're going to watch

the mystery girl trailer so don't come yet

and don't go away we'll be right back yay

alright you're listening to Dr. Susan Block

okay hi I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just

written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by

my love for the make love not war great apes

you know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra

of positions including face to face but it's not just how bonobos

have sex it's how they use sex to prevent

murder and war really they're the only

great apes that have never been seen killing each other

they practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females

gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males

bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because

they're very very close to us almost 99% genetically similar

to us when it comes to being human even being

humane bonobos can teach us so much

which brings me to us and more specifically to you

is your inner bonobo longing to swing free

would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you

that you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain

you know the pain and have more orgasmic organic

sustainable sex who doesn't want that greater lust greater trust

and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that

these days so get the book learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did

then you'll want to join bonoboville a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends

and one last thing the real bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all

book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos

from extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most

important eco-sexual movement of our times and

improve your love life sisters we are going to have a Sybian ride

for Masturbation so you've never been on a Sybian before

no I've never been on one before okay now you are ready

to ascend the throne Mr. Tracy you are going to

ride God's machine now put one leg right here

put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably put your clip right here

okay so here she goes mountain have you ever ridden a Sybian by the way

oh I have many a time my favorite horse to ride have Sybian yoga

and experience it to the fullest go for the G spot go for the clip

go for whatever works someone can come from their nipple

we've got for Jim Rado riding a Sybian wow

holy shit that does the job yeah it's doing it baby Sybian strikes again

yes I do say that when it feels good live on Dr.Suzi.TV from the

womb room in Bonoboville ride on Cowboy take a G

frat G frat relax briefort

briefort we never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian

celebrating masturbation month I'll burn Hallelujah you're gonna die

I'm a matine sonne le matine ding dong Brassesse

oh we we we Brassesse

Brassesse we're gonna win look at that face that is a beautiful thing

thank you Dr.Suzan Block you're a wonderful human being wonderful human being Dr.Suzan Block

wow thank you I think we have orgasm Houston

and let's have a hand we have lift off we have lift off we have lift off

dang it stop okay come on

we we we okay we're gonna come we're gonna come testify sister Penny

testify that you masturbate testify and you are not ashamed

I am not ashamed how was it? what's your report? my vagina is so tingly right now

it feels like pop rock I'm just gonna take this home take it

I think it's bigger than your little body that is the best product endorsement I've ever seen can I leave now?

like I'm ready I'm one I don't think I could

at least leave this one we're the husband you got the Sybian you don't need the husband

oh my god don't let her fall over hey darling girl I love you

I love you that's my girl you're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web

that's interesting tell me more you're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web

and now here she is down to Susan Block okay brothers and sisters

brothers and sisters I was gonna say brothers and sisters, lovers and textures

yeah I was uh sorry I was doing some stuff with my smart phone it wasn't really that smart

it's only so smart and yet you are now finding yourself

among the masked witches of kink month

yay kink month the month to explore your dark side

you know fear can be an aphrodisiac I mean too much

is no good that turns it into anxiety you know and that's not

a turn on but a little bit of fear a little bit of mystery is like spice

in your enchilada too much spoils the meat but we like to give you a little pinch

of mystery here in Bonoboville and

we're here with the director and star of mystery girl Brock

doom how do you the only one not wearing a mask and he in fact took his glasses off

I thought those were kind of a mask I'll put my glasses back on glasses are kind of a mask the glasses are actually the opposite of the mask

yeah for me yeah because usually when I perform I'm not wearing glasses

so and now the masked woman you look like some sort of as tech

goddess I mean right totally with the braids this is Lonnie legend

she looks like a legend right now totally and she's actually wearing a beautiful mask

that was given to us by Agua Coco leaf the cure where it's made in Colombia so this is probably some Colombian

you know cocaine goddess or something you know something like that yeah yeah exactly so so you look good and

then we have here Dayton Reigns stand up please and show off that hot body hi guys

goddess in the mask I thought it was supposed to be hiding myself and here come on over here okay one little

mask shot okay and one more and by the way

when I stop talking that's a signal for you to talk but yeah yeah usually you know people do the opposite

on this show it's when I start talking that everybody starts to talk there's so much marveling that's going on at the same time so it's like you know yeah

okay but how about if you articulate the marveling and we'll do one more shot so yeah so I've been marveling at these three incredible witches

all legends all right and your microphone is not in gear

okay and you do have a new movie coming out though I did hear that Dayton I do so I'm gonna take

off this mask though and I think you should take yours off too because you're gonna ride the mad ex bike and that requires

don't take your funny ears off Sybian was she wrote the Sybian last time I'm riding the bike

this time she wants to ride the bike and she's wearing the pigtails for it right and yeah so

oh I'm back with the witch hat yeah let me try the witch one I think the witch one

I think it looks good it's all gold and shiny and witchy and pretty

well thank you you're very gold and shiny and pretty yourself thank you I appreciate that my new movie is legendary

players too legendary players too and that is with Veronica Ablove who's one of our favorites

we love Veronica Ablove she is a great squirting star it was here with Dumay a few years ago

she is I didn't actually work with her I worked with the fabulous Eric Everhard Eric Everhard

now there's a name for you classic really great porn performer so him and I actually do a scene together

in legendary players too that will be released in November does he live up to that name pretty much he started

when I started or right after and he never messes anything up

he can hold a girl up if you're a tiny girl he's a good worker sorry Eric you retired

we're all gonna miss you enjoy Eastern Europe my dear yes I think my headphones

aren't working too well Abraham or Ken I don't know I'm not sure how to work those

I'm not an electrician I'm just a porn star sorry just

alright we are going to get ready for a mad ex bike ride and we thank

Nick Salazar for this exciting device and it is not really fall colors

hmm I don't know if these are wonderful condoms though these aren't working

these are made by orange this is a fall color that is a fall color

for the condom and I'm waiting for a headphone that works here this is

exciting ok so Dayton Reigns is opening up a condom from condomania and

yes pumpkin spice maybe it matches your panties and

now she is going to place the first one over the dildonic device that looms

out ok you know condoms are not

100% effective right they are not at least broke before

this works ok so I think we now entered the tech zone where things work because my headphones are now

really working well beautiful so now get another condom be careful with the fingernails

and she is deftly going to put this condom over

this big pink what do you feel about that I like that it's pink how does that compare

with Brock I'm not sure actually I feel like it's close I haven't seen Brock in a few months

but it was a while that we shot that scene like

end of spring it was a while ago turn on Brock's microphone it's not working

for time is really difficult for me the stoner

when we shoot together it was this year that was more recent than the other scene

I don't remember I do remember time frame I don't remember

I remember the experience well gosh maybe we should

no no no don't use this we don't use the coconut oil with the condom we could use some lube though

here's some lube how about your spit how about your spit after all didn't somebody want to lick her beautiful pussy

okay okay she's giving it some spit first okay and here's

extra tasty communion extra tasty right and she's wearing little

braids mmm and whoa Dayton Reigns going down

wow yum is that a turn on for you Brock sure

everything is a turn on life itself it doesn't have a particular fetish right okay

I don't have a gag reflex so hey when people are excited that excites me when people are excited

it's about the mutual experience right right that's very bonobo alright so

we're going to have a mutual experience with Lonnie Legend I think it's not going to be that mutual

she's going to feel a lot more than we do well we're going to you know feel a little communal ecstasy just being here with her

and let me just I'm very happy for her she's going to have more fun than anybody else well she already seems to be

having fun but do not fall off of this yep that's a good thing okay so we're going to hold this thing down because

it's not made for the raceways really okay but you can continue to make those horrible sounds alright and

is this bike riding music we're listening to hmm there you go thank you

oh no you don't want to hold this you want to hold the bike I'll hold the bike yeah there you go it's adjustable you can just

get right in there except your hand should not be obstructing the view of the glorious beauty

there we go very nice and she's off she's tearing down the 405

down the 405 into orgasm oh my god oh my goddess

she's shivering with what looks like ecstasy and I am certainly feeling a little of that communal ecstasy this is Lonnie Legend

wow look at that so amazingly beautiful if you're just listening to this and riding this bike

this legend is riding a bike she is riding this bike and you would want to be this bike so hot

oh yeah you would want to be the bike right you can all feel do you feel like you are the bike absolutely

we are the bike ride us Lonnie ride us ride us

and we're moving through we're moving through Sherman Oaks at the Ojai Valley next stop

yeah going to Santa Barbara I think she's going all the way to San Francisco I think so I think Houston we have orgasm

alright let's hear it for Lonnie legend wow wow that was awesome

oh yeah where is the microphone for you here I got I would have crashed if that was a real bike

yeah they don't make that for the road for just a stationary bike that's what that is

wow so what did you feel you can't guess well I mean I can guess but I want to hear you say

that was really really really intense when I rode the Sybian we didn't have

the attachment no it's not a penetrative thing and you are quite a penetration and enjoying

person oh yes I was trying to stay on yeah you did you actually balanced yourself very very well

can I have one of my water pistols absolutely yeah definitely the orange one it's more appropriate for the season

okay so do you want some cooling off I mean it's a little cool off here

it's a hot October night kink month here on the Dr. Susan block show starring Lonnie legend riding the mad X

bike and now showering that was so hot oh my god with Dayton Reigns helping

and you know Brockton watching alright so

you want to ride the Brockton or check out the Brockton you need a little break you need a little break

need a little break on the riding the riding right no the riding maybe the riding can we have one of our excellent

crew remove the mad X bike perhaps or two of our excellent crew

oh whoa there's Alia look at this crew

do we have the hottest crew but wait a second we're plugged in okay we have a hot crew we're good we're good

yes we're the sexies okay hmm so yes indeed

you are such a bonobo girl I didn't give you a book spanking though do you like to be spanked

yes okay get over our knee you're such a little bonobo you like to read I might give you this book

after I spank her with it yay yeah absolutely

such a good girl this is a maintenance spanking she hasn't been bad right book spanking

this is a new literary thing just in case you don't read it you get a spanking

with it the bonobo way after you read it you might want to spank your favorite bonobo with it

human bonobo that is all right beautiful I can feel the sweat coming out of every poor in our body

that's just the water from the water pistol I think you might need some I always

like a good squirting do you need some squirting I'm okay I mean

I mean squirting is great though I'm all for squirting yourself or others or both

making women squirt making women squirt or watching women squirt fantastic things

they are fantastic things for men when we squirt it's mostly pee yeah squirting

I don't believe that female squirting is pee by the way but I never heard male squirting is mostly pee well it sounds like a squirt

I don't think it's squirt that's not a squirt that's like a burst no that is a squirt

well it could be a big squirt or drip or something it's never well is peter north squirt or is he drip

I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna go with squirter or ejaculate

but ejaculate is like a mouthful ejaculate I don't mind a mouthful a lot

a lot anyway men squirt women squirt we all squirt

so here we are so we've got a few more minutes I brought you something that I thought you might like

is it gonna involve taking down Brock's pants I think Brock better take down his pants because I shared something with him I want to see his penis

I think we should see it it's only fair he saw my vagina he saw her vagina legends vagina

he's seeing nipples getting squirted I think he should show us come on

what's the difference it might be interesting come on you are providing

us girls perform but it's no different from anybody else's dick but I'm just gonna be a freakin' hang yeah you just hang your dick out

be a natural nice shorts yeah I like your boxers alright hurry

time's running out you can't just take to your boxers I have feet at my tree it has to be stretched

it has to be penis is coming out it has to be stretched it's just natural just relax

let's hear it for Brock this is my drinking alcohol and penis drinking alcohol penis

please to meet you Mr. drunk penis alright well you know porn stars should be able to show their genitalia

so you did that genitalia rules we all have it well she doesn't have drunk pussy

she's not allowed to drink but no I need to keep bringing it up I know

and are you a very good cocksucker I think I'm a decent cocksucker

I don't know about that cocksuckoff just try I'll hold this so you can

totally there she goes you can do it looks so vegan doesn't it yeah

oh yes wait let's pull this hair back here oh you're getting lipstick on my gourd

very nice and I see that Dayton Reigns has some lovely cupcakes

here oh let's see let's see they're so pretty they have bonobos on them

look at that now even though you can't drink you can eat frosting

from oh yes I can a lovely little cupcake so

how about if you have some dessert that looks very Halloweeny it does it feels really good

yeah she's like a little kitty cat lapping oh these are the little rings

you guys are wearing I see they're so cute Dayton Reigns

you're adorable did you want to eat some cake where do I get to oh I'd love to

I'd love to like this she already game I'll get sweet I'll get two kinds of sweet okay

hold on here we go we hear the bar by the way and the headphones I think

they're crazy back there are they having Bonoboville communion so I don't want to put the sugar

in your pussy because yeah you'll lick it off right okay

oh look at that that's very artsy don't you think beautiful maybe a little more

that is kind of it's almost like we're doing a casting with icing and I think you know it goes with

sure you came with frosting because you're as good you're as sweet as cake sweeter

and here she goes Dayton is rain in saliva all over that vulva

and she is licking up that sweetness Lonnie Legend

we're celebrating King this one Dr. Suzie is it like I got my red wings

you know could be yeah it looks like red wings I have a bunch of cake on my lap I think

we have to really make it kinky where is the stock room handcuffs

oh here they are so we tie these up right here yes it's

kink kink month international kink month and we are getting

slightly kinky not really kinky but you know 50 shades of bonobo

yeah okay here we go oops you're surrounded by apes

and Rhonda Jeremy run that you can't drink alright places now get that icing

kink month might as well have a little product placement here Lonnie Legend

all tied up with no place to go and getting quite the hard nipples

as Dayton Reigns just sucks up that delicious icing that she brought herself

and she's getting every bit of it yes indeed she is doing a good good job

mmm yeah I think we are welcoming in kink month

very much in style with Lonnie Legend and Dayton Reigns let's hear it brothers and sisters she doesn't look that much in bondage

when she can actually clap but you know it was just a suggestion okay I think you should stay like that oh

wipes wipes oh yeah we need some wipes we have wipes

we are off to the wases looking for wipes and we are really at the end of the show

so we we need to to thank our

lovely guests oh here's my let me see if I forgot something yeah we are going to thank our lovely guest

I do want to do a shout out to Vanessa Woods who did a great article on The Guardian absolutely about bonobos

about how her husband fell in love with a bonobo yeah Brian Hare

who is a famous primatologist from Duke and he fell in love with a bonobo

and shout out to Dr. Serena Anderlini who is recovering and who fixed us up with

Tamara and testing Max's testing testing my testing

I am pro-sex fuck that sex positive sex positive is like people who say well

they're alright sex people are alright well you were testing what do we have here

are these wipes or are these are Kleenex I had something fun pop up for the the wipes

the wipes are here organization something positive for kink must pop up for me today

is that right what happened one of the old BDSM images of me will be featured in the smut show

at sanctuary studios and so it's by Rico JC he's a fetish photographer

who I was very happy to work with for a number of years awesome awesome

also I wanted to mention that slut walk happened today which I don't know I missed it I wanted to go and I have friends who are in downtown

a lot of people I know went but you know that was a huge event apparently I don't know if you know

Amber Rose and Bonnie Rotten a few other people spoke Bonnie Rotten did her first show here when she first got to LA

that's right she did several shows she was 18 she was a million sluts

she told me once that when she gets ugly and old she's going to become a car mechanic no really

that's what she said well that's what she used to be she knows that trade well I don't know if she's a car mechanic

she's mechanizing something she is and so what else do you want to promote

mystery girl I think she needs to have a Kleenex on the side of his face or salt or something like that

yeah okay there you are now it's actually I think better

I'm trying to go for the Robert Smith the cure thing but I wish I had that Halloween Halloween all right

anytime I look at myself and we need a microphone for this lovely tied up lady there's another one over there

on the bench wait you can't be how are you these aren't tight enough no they're just for show

Harry Houdini ladies and gentlemen I could put him behind my back that would be more restrictive they look sexy

they look like pink and gray shirts put the hands behind the back I have a really nice pair of cuffs at home

I'll bring them next time and ankle cuffs so what are you promoting your hustler cover

go find me in Barely Legal Mag the November issue I'm also going to be traveling to Florida next week to go to one of the fetish conventions

so you're gonna be in Florida come see me I'll be walking around in some little animal costume

or the other you identify as little animals yeah I love having ears and little tail it just fits with my like

particular brand of cuteness I think well we love your brand of cuteness whatever animal you choose to be

I think she's a pussy tonight our little pussy alright little pussies and penises

we have come to the end of another great show and I want to say happy kink month in case you didn't hear me say it in the beginning

the first I've heard it's kink month you know may is masturbation month October is kink month the time to explore your kinks

and get wild like a bonobo release your inner bonobo

and you know wear a mask and nothing else it heals thank you mask and heels

I agree with that please release your inner bonobo and or I should say your inner animal peacefully

once again if you're watching us live there's been another dreadful shooting

and we just want you to shoot the gun between your legs and that goes

for everybody whether you consider it squirting or dripping or you know it's shooting yeah right and that's the way

that should be shot once you've released that energy you shouldn't need to shoot anybody with a gun usually not right right usually this

is build up of a very bad toxic no but we have as well as having guns in the hands mr bush the republicans and the right

wing of this country have made it possible for these shootings to go on yes and they are responsible for it and the police

sets the example the military sets the example we're bombing men women and children all over the world

yes and we're wondering why these kids don't understand this is the example

that the right wing the rednecks the assholes of this country have set for us and it's time to

change that amen and a women captain thank you for that absolutely

my goodness life is tough and we all get stressed and yet it's true

setting the example of war putting guns into the hands of so so many hey doctor susie I'm 72 years old

alright yeah and since I was born in the middle of the second war war I've never been out of a war

it's perma war it's perma war that's the American way this

since mid 20th century and into now it's a sort of a state of perma war that I guess

and it's big profit make certain Americans feel hard and make the profit yeah defense

anyway gas has gone down gas has gone down alright I was trying to lighten the mood for a minute

yeah keep fracking the earth well I mean I want to lighten the food in the sense that

this is what we're all about the bonobo way is about shooting the gun between your legs the bonobo way is about making love

not war and as you say you know you can't be fighting while you're coming yeah I mean it's

it's hard to do the killing I think most people are fighting to come and then you know it's really just very simple just drop

the weapons and just make love to each other and stuff well yeah in a way it's simple in a way it's not so simple

it's obviously beyond a lot of us but I think the bonobos show us that it can be done I know that's better I guess

the bonobo way penis fencing that could work too right we've got to get

Trump and Bernie penis fencing right okay or Trump and Putin interesting

international men alright so happy kink month make like bonobos not baboons

make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you I love you

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