The Luzers Play Bonoboville

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, musicians and comedian, humans and reptiles, all you children of sex and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. We may or may not be children of the snake, Allah Buddha, Jesus, Aphrodite. We don't know. But until we start

cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Sex is what brings us to stick around for a while. Despite all the setbacks and Lord and Lady knows, we got setbacks. We got your setbacks right here. Yeah, we do. But, you know, we keep going on our journey. And the goal is the journey. So we try to make the journey as

comfortable as possible for ourselves and others. And even if there are no snacks, snack on each other. That's right. We got salt. So when you get hungry, consensually, of course, it's a big thing. I'm serious. I have gotten in big trouble on both sides this week because I try to understand why people do things,

especially bad things. Good things too. Yeah, I try to understand why we do good things. Bonobos do a lot of good things. I try to understand why bonobos do a lot of good things and people and why people do bad things, you know, like rape and murder and make war. And it's funny because people don't take issues so much, not so

much when I try to find the reasons as to why people murder and make war. But when I try to analyze what the reason is that people rape, I get so much flak. Wow. It's kind of exciting. No, it isn't. Well, it is. But oh, it's exciting to get any kind of attention. But it's kind of, you know, unnerving. I mean, basically, here's

what happened in 2014 when we all started hearing about Bill Cosby raping women according to the women alleged stories. Then I'm still now. I was trying to think why would this, you know, charming, successful, multi-millionaire be doing this, giving drugs to a woman that he was already having sex with? So I went, Oh,

wait a second. I recognize this in some of my clients fantasies. He has sleeping beauty syndrome, predatory sleeping beauty syndrome where he's going after women non-consensually. That is, of course, if the stories are true, these alleged stories. And just recently, of course, yes, he has admitted in this deposition

that he gave women quailudes, which is pretty much admission that he drugged women. Yeah, we, he didn't admit that he did it non-consensually, that he raped women. No, he didn't admit that. But, and it's still alleged. I'm not Whoopi Goldberg here. Please. I'm not at all. But, you know, it is still

alleged. But I wrote a piece about his sleep fetish that has gotten so much flack from people who say I'm a rape apologist because I'm trying to find a reason that maybe this happened as well as try to help some people to spot a flag, whether there are potential victims or perpetrators, and either get

the hell out of there if they're a potential victim, or if they're a potential perpetrator, get some help from me, of course, or your local sex therapist, or I don't know, your friend, you know, get some help. That's the idea here. So on the one side, people get mad at me for being a rape

apologist. Who's a rape apologist, really? And then on the other side, I had people saying, Oh, well, these people, I guess, are rape apologists. You find everybody on the internet. And they were like saying I was being too hard on him. I should let him go because he didn't kill the women or something.

Anyway, I got it from both sides. And today is just one thing after another. But we're here in the womb room. Watch out for those Cosby cocktails though. No. Actually, we have no cocktails, so you don't have to worry. Yeah, we're going to have some fun tonight, regardless. We have all

kinds of guests from all over the world. We have musical guests and sexy guests and comedian guests. It's kind of like one of those old fashioned burlesque shows in a way, music and sexy and comedy. Comedia erotica. So I want to get some of my guests up here to just introduce themselves. Before,

I should pull my skirt down, huh? Although I should give a shout out to my alma mater. And I think I have a Bula Bula fellow in the bar. Yes. Yes, Bula Bula Jesse. Yeah, congratulations. Jesse has a new book out. So maybe we'll talk about that in a bit. Jesse Rines is here. So let's see. I'm

excited that my featured guests tonight are a musical sensation that has kind of joined together in this very cosmic, almost orgasmic way. And one of the members of the group is a Bonoboville artiste in residence. And we're getting to know the other members of the group. And so let's put our hands

together for the losers starting with the original loser. Loser Torsky. Come on up. Sit in the bed. Oh yeah, that's working. Here is HP. HP. Have a seat. Just sit. Have a seat. Have a seat. How do you feel about reptiles, HP? You bother you. Here, here's a microphone. Speaking of microphone. I have not a

very big opinion about it. You don't have a big opinion about snails. Okay, well then you won't mind if she wraps herself around you. Very nice. All right. Well, HP, welcome to Bonoboville. Thank you. And you're now in the Garden of Eden with Eve, my snake. And loser. And hi. Mesa. Mesa. Pullman. Yes. Yes.

Welcome. Thank you so much for having us. Oh, it's my pleasure. Now, you're not from Norway, right? From Beechwood Canyon. Beechwood Canyon. Kind of close. Right. Okay. You're not from Norway either. No. Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Mm-hmm. Trying to get applause for Brooklyn. Brooklyn! Now, I know a tree grows in Brooklyn,

but does a brook flow in Brooklyn? Well, there's the Gowanus Canal. Does that count? No, okay. Maybe. So, and you are here from Norway. Yeah. And Eve is all over you. What? My snake. Yes. It has a double meaning here in America. Well, yes, welcome. Welcome. So, this is a merging of musical tones and tunes and personalities and species actually here. And loser is of course a, whoops,

Speakeasy, Bonoboville, artist in residence. I guess we can say so. Yeah. You're the winner of the Best Pickup Artist of 2014. That's, that's correct. Yeah. The Dr. Suzie Awards. Yeah. So, that's your big award I know that you won in 2014. But you also won some Little Best Actor Awards. Didn't you? Little ones. Little ones. Insignificant. Insignificant compared to Best Pickup Artist.

Yeah. Of the Bonoboville. Oh, there's a little fuzz there. Yeah. Look at that. Someone left a little lipstick behind. Yeah. So, so tell us about those awards. What about the awards? Yeah. I mean, there was a Best Actor. There was a Best Actor. There was the film. Felix and Meira. Felix and Meira. Yeah. The film. Beautiful film. Thank you. About kind of your life in reverse.

It's sort of, yeah. Yeah. Backwards. It's about, for the people who don't know, it's about a Hasidic woman who falls in love with a French-Canadian hipster slash artist and I play the woman's husband in the film. Right. And the film won. The one who's left behind. The one, yeah. You know, art imitates life. You know what they say. You know, I was, I'm always the

one, you know, left holding, you know, my dick in my hand. Kinda. Yeah. But in your case, in your life, you were the one that left your Hasidic family. Yes. Yes. In life, I, I'm the one who left the Hasidic community. And the film, the film did reasonably well. It won the Toronto Film Festival, Best Canadian Feature. And I won the Best Actor at the Torino Film Festival in Italy

and Amiens in France. Is that only reasonable? Is that, what do you have to do to say very well? I think Oscar. I think Oscar. Oscar is the big one. I don't know. But was it up, is it gonna be up for an Oscar? I don't think so. It could be up for Best Foreign Film. Yeah. Well, if Canada, if Canada. That's an Oscar. Yeah. If Canada decides to submit Felix Amira as

their pick for the Oscar, then it could be up. It could be up for Best Foreign Film. Yeah. All right. It still wouldn't be the best pickup artist. It would not. It would not. No. That comes with certain, with certain perks. And so, yeah. So, okay. So the film is about your life in reverse. You're a former Satmar Hosset, I should say, for the connoisseurs of Hossetism out there.

Very, very strict religious set. Very strict. Yes. Very much anti-vegina. Anti-vegina. Anti-anything below the belt. That's how you would describe it. I wouldn't describe it that way. It's anything, it's anti-anything below the belt. So anti-penis as well. Anti-penis as well. Okay. Yeah. And if you're not wearing a belt, anything below your waistband.

Pro-unic or something like that. What's, I don't know what's unique. Well, I mean, I don't think it's anti-vegina. Actually, you know, they keep their vaginas working, those. Oh, yeah. They, I mean, yeah. They keep them pumping out the babies. Oh, yeah. They're, they're, yeah. They're putting them out like laundry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But maybe

anti, just, you know, sex for pleasure. Yeah. Well, wouldn't that mean that making out is okay because it's not below the belt? That should. If you go with your below the belt theory, probably not. No, no. Probably not. I don't think, I don't think it's working. You're not allowed to touch at all two weeks out. Yeah. I think we, I think we gotta work on that

joke. Yeah. All right. Well, anyway, I'm, I'm trying to come around to our other guests here again. Yes. You know, so, okay. So, uh, so you're, you want best pickup artists and, you know, part of that is for picking up girls, which, you know, Captain Max and I have seen you in action. Uh, but also I understand that you picked up. I picked up that guy. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And we haven't, we haven't like really consummated the marriage like sexually. No, but we have musically. Yeah. Yeah. I hear that. Do you want me to tell the story of how we met? Sure. Um, so we met at the Laurel Cannon country store randomly. Right. And we had a connection. I was like a second I met him. I looked at him and I was like,

I know you. I know you. Wow. Not like I know you like, like biblically, or I know you as in like, I've met you before, but like I got him. And the next thing we know he was, what did I say then? What did you say? I don't remember. I was so into myself. I couldn't remember. I know you too. There you go. That's what happened. Oh, so you said, I know you.

And he said, I know you too. I know you too. And then at the same time, he was, uh, shooting a music video with, uh, with Mesa for his other band, uh, called the last horror, which is an incredible band. And they were shooting a music video in Joshua tree. And he said, like, do you want to come out to Joshua tree to be in our music video and play

the drums in the music video? I was like, I don't play the drums. He's like, yeah, it's okay. You'll fake it. Right. So I go, I go, he knew you. He knew me. So, so I go out to Joshua tree. And I show up at the house and there's nobody there. I wait like five hours. They show up. We shoot the music video and we're all pretty inebriated.

And I start singing Hasidic songs and, and he starts playing the guitar to them. And we had this musical connection on top of the other connection that we had. We had a musical connection. And then he said, like, I want you to come to Norway. And I want, I want us to be a band and I want us to make an album.

So the next thing I know, I'm flying to Norway. I was there for like, uh, for like, what, four or five weeks. And, uh, we recorded 10 songs. We recorded the, we played a couple of shows and then we recorded the entire album in two days. And then I went back another time and played two more shows.

And then now that's it. The band is the losers. And that's, that, that's what happened. It sounds like you're married. I mean, you've become a loser. What happened to your name? By the way, we haven't introduced him. H. P. Gooderson. Yeah. A. K. A. Hans Petter. Hans Petter. That sounds very kinky, actually. You think of hands all over you

and then a Petter. Uh, uh, Hans Petter. Gundersen sounds like, I don't know, some kind of, uh, Norwegian sex star, actually. That's, that's right. That's you. Okay. All right. Hans Petter. So, uh, so, so you, you, you, you've created a band called the losers, which I called in my promo, Norwegian rock with a Hasidic twist, twang, twang. That was great. That was perfect.

Thank you. You can quote me. I got a lot of reactions from fans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what it is. And we're going to hear some of your music and, uh, and how would you describe it, Mesa? Or do you think that that describes it? They're super tasty pop nuggets. Super tasty pop nuggets. I, I, everyone's already hungry from the lack of food. So

I think we're now mouth watering. Yeah. Definitely. Super tasty pop nuggets. I like I would eat that or listen to it. Listen to it. I love listening to it. Yummy, yummy. We'll roll that around in our mouths. Well, we're going to listen to that. Oh, and here's the drummer boy. The bass, the bass player. Oh, you're going to play drums. Oh,

okay. He was going to substitute for you in, in the music video. I'm a singer of the project that is HP's other project. Uh-huh. And he was using spoons. I did have some notes, but I kept into myself when you were doing that. You had notes? Yeah. Oh, really? But I'll, I'll have to tell you next time we play drums. We can tell him now. But what happened is that when I got there,

we didn't have any drumsticks. So we went into the kitchen and we used these, these wooden spoons, what they call in Hungarian. By the way, wooden spoons in Hungarian are called fucking all. Really? It's called a fucking all in Hungarian. I can imagine what they do with that. So I used, I used the fucking all to play the, to play the drums and you had a note, whatever. She doesn't,

she doesn't want to tell me in public the note, but apparently I'm assuming the note is Luther, you can't fucking play drums. It was just a little something about groove. I really, I can't tell you now. Okay. It's about groove. All right. All right. It goes like a groovy. I knew that. Groovy. Okay. So here we are. We're grooving. We've got a new microphone. No?

Oh, no, you're not going to play just yet. So you might want to get that microphone. So, you know, I'll take it. There's your microphone. So now you're a member of the losers. Is that it? As of a couple of days ago. And do you feel like a loser? I do. What does that mean to you? Because, you know, a lot of people have a certain idea of what a loser is.

Um, it's a. Talk into the mic. For me, it's a sympathizer with a loser. A sympathizer. With losers. With losers. With the losers. You sympathize with him, but you are a loser. Yeah, but written that way. Not with the, not the, not the loser, not the loser. I'm a proud. That's the key. The Z is the key. We are proud losers. Proud losers. Okay. Well,

it's kind of like slackers, you know, I guess you could say. I'm proud slacker. Yeah. Whichever meaning it takes on, I'm proud of it. Okay. Yeah. Are you a proud loser? Procrastinated. Slacker. Procrastinator. All those things. Really. I don't think you are. I think you all work very hard and you're just, you're just, you have a goal, which is

to be a loser and proud and just relax, you know, which is cool. So we're going to hear you play. You're very relaxing, cool music. And, and, and that's going to be a lot of fun, but I want to introduce a couple of other guests. So we're going to move off the bed. You can move off for a little bit. Yeah. And, and then, you know, get yourselves ready because you're going to play

in a few minutes. So, uh, let's see. So first I'm going to have the lady who likes the snake because one does not. So before I put Evie away, hell's bell. Come on down. Yes. Here she is. Hell's bell. My pleasure. Now you have to put that mic very close to your mouth, kind of like you're giving it head. I was just about to say that. Well, yeah. So just keep it right there in front of your mouth.

Very good. And you do like snakes. Is that right? All different kinds of snakes. Right, Michelle? Well, if you sting me and I'm going to die, not so much, but no, no, I would never do that. I would never sting you and you're going to die. Just, you know, sting you so it hurts so good. But she's not going to sting you. She's just going to crawl around you a little bit.

Yeah. See, she's sweet. Look at that. And she matches, except you know what? She would be much better if you took off the sweater. See, she's sliding right off. She likes skin, girl. A little skin here. Let me hold this for you. That's it. Here's hell's bells. Beauty coming at you. Yeah. You want to keep that around your waist like that? Or just kind of

there. And shake a shake a shake. Off we go. Yeah. And oh, yes. Oh, you're all tied up. Oh, baby. Oh, you're sitting on it now. Yeah. Okay. Good. Now, now she gets to wrap herself around you. So nice. Beautiful. This is yours? Mine. Well, I mean, I don't like to claim ownership to other animals. I wouldn't want anyone to claim ownership to me.

But I love Evie and we've been together for over 12 years. Yeah. She's my show snake. She's my assistant on the show. You're talking to the mic, darling. Okay. She does feel a lot sicker than before. I guess it's skin against skin. Yes. She's so silky. Isn't she? So just like you. So silky and so smooth. Yes. So we were talking

earlier about how you are making a comeback. So what are you coming back from and to and everything? Well, coming back from where and I'm not sure who said what. Okay. Well, we know that you have been an adult star, a porn star, right? Yeah, I did porn. You did porn. Yeah. Well, you know, anybody that did porn is a porn star, right? It doesn't know how it goes,

kind of. I mean, you can split hairs and be a porn actor or porn actress, porn performer. But basically, you know, you get to be a star if you just did it. You're a star anywhere you want to be. There you go. Extra benefits for that. And so now you're back. Yes. You took a break to do what? I took a break because I was actually

moving. I lived in Northern California and went through some personal stuff that I just needed to leave out of personal stuff. Okay. I needed to leave out of the state and my brothers are actually pretty good. I am the highest up in there as far as artists and I'd asked him on occasions and he I think he's you asked who my brother. Oh, your brother. I thought you said your brother.

And I went, wait a second, your brother. Are we talking about your brother here? Okay. So my biological brother. I'm just kidding. So how did your brother get into the story? He used to do a lot of, he's very artistic and he's been an artist since he was like, I don't know, 13 maybe. So when he was asked by various people to do things and just for him he works very fast.

Okay. But what does this have to do with your comeback or your get out? I don't know. I don't know if we want to spend a long time talking about your brother. Unless you had sex with him. I wish I could tell you that but no. Really? You have fantasies though. Maybe. Okay.

Well, anyway, we're going to cut to the chase. You're back in porn, right? And how come you're back? What's your goal? My goal is to complete the goal I have. So the complete the goal you have. Okay. Yeah. There's a very few cities and places that you can actually make it in,

rather in the entertainment industry or the. And your goal is to be? A DJ. A DJ. Okay, we missed the goal. Okay. So the goal is to be a DJ. All right. And so you're in on a music show tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Yay. Woohoo. Okay. Well, that's good. So that's fun. So you've got your not your skirt. What is that? That's your sweater down around your ankles there. Yeah. Okay.

Do you want to volunteer to take those off rings? Oh, well, okay. Here's Cirrus. He is going to take those off for you very nicely. I don't think I'm wearing any panties. You're not wearing any panties? I am not. Oh, let's see. No, no, no. We should have a look there. Okay. Well, brothers and sisters, we know actually, you know what, give us another look.

This is actually more interesting than the story about your brother. Okay. Because that didn't really go anywhere. I mean, everybody fantasizes about their brother. Right. Now this is quite an interesting thing. So you have quite a few piercings here. I actually had six, but I kept the two in right there. Six. Okay. So you now have two,

but they have different little bells. So there we go. I just figured out hell's bells right here. There they are. Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle. Very good. Well, the musical section of the show is already beginning. Okay. Very, very good. Introduction to it. Yes. Yes, indeed. Okay. Well, thank you so much for sharing that. And we'll get back to hell's bells in just a moment.

But I'm going to put Evie away and introduce Tuesday. Thomas, come on up here. You can stay here. And somebody should, oops. Oh, okay. So she's going to go here. I just realized I opened her back door. Okay. I think she's, no, she's all imprisoned. We love Evie. Okay. Here you are. All right. So grab the microphone. And it's on. Hi everybody. Great to be here. This is Tuesday,

Thomas. And don't get me wrong. I like snakes. It's just, they have to be attached. Right. Okay. Yeah. That one was kind of on its own. No, I know. I know. So, so you like men? Is that what you're saying? I do. I do like men. You like men. Did we discover what happened to Bill Cosby's leftover Kway Lutz? I know, right? Well, they probably have expired

by now. That was a big question. I wanted to know where he got Kway Lutz. And like, and Hugh Haffner came out and said that, or Holly Madison said that Hugh gave her Kway Lutz in what, 2002 or something? Weren't they discontinued in like the 80s something? I guess, you know, you can get them special if you know where, you know, I don't know. No, no, no, not me.

No. That's a big question. Where's Cosby getting the Kway Lutz? No, I don't want to know. I took one Kway Lutz when I was a kid. They were fun. I didn't have fun on it. I just went to sleep. And God knows whether, you know, what Bill Cosby, no, I, he wasn't around, but I, it just didn't do anything for me. I liked him. You did. Yeah. Oh, there you go. See. The thing with Cosby,

though, people are going to call you a rape apologist now. They may because of what, well, I don't know. But the thing that got me with Bill Cosby is he had to drug these women and they were out. They were out cold. So I don't know if that's necessarily rape or necrophilia. No, no, it's not. It is not at all. He doesn't want them dead.

He wants to play sleeping, sleeping. They're not playing dead even. They are asleep. It's called somnophilia. It is a very specific fetish and his unfortunately for everyone is predatory somnophilia is non consensual. People can have somnophilia. I have several clients who enjoy like, you know, kind of getting it on with their lover in the middle of the night when they're asleep

and there's a little sort of an agreement that that's okay. What, talking to the mic, darling. No, I've heard that before. I'll make you in the bathroom and you beat me there and stuff like that. You can make an agreement that that's, that's okay. And I try to help people to make those agreements. But, you know, I think my

ex-boyfriend might have had that. He didn't call me Bill Cosby at naughty naughty. He should have, you know, he trusted his lawyers. I would have tried to help him. I would have tried to help him to do it more with Camille or, you know, at least consensually. Consensually is the key. And I'm, I mean, you know, but anyway, uh, yeah, so you like taking quailude. Some people

do light, light, right. Haven't been able to get him for a while. Nothing like him. Although supposedly he also did Benadryl. Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. But yeah, that would make sense that knocks you out. Except I would say Benadryl is a bad choice for sex. Why? Because what does Benadryl do? It dries you out. It just goes to show how

non-consensual he was. No woman who has sex on Benadryl, believe me, I've tried just because of, you know, a snotty nose. And then you try and, okay, it clears up your sinuses and then you're, like, your pussy's all dry. Yeah. Because basically, right, right, Benadryl dries you up. That's the whole idea of a dry up, uh, you know, chemical. It's, it's, it's going to do that.

Well, next time I'll just sneeze all over him. I'm going to take the Benadryl. Yeah. Well, you know, it's going to happen. Oh my goodness. You might say something that really turned him on, but Benadryl usually does it. It's better than Viagra, but if you do it. Benadryl is better than Viagra? For the guy. Yeah. For me, he's not so, like, maybe nervous or

scared of anything. And I don't want to, that kind of totally sounds like I'm trying to promote drug rape. It's not how it is. He'll be alive. Yeah, you, you have to watch it. Because I don't think anyone's trying to promote drug rapists, but in our manic efforts to be funny. Right. And, uh, and also, hey, to understand what's going on. Because,

I mean, the media blares this so that it's like nothing else is going on in the world. So, of course you want to think about it and why and how to prevent it. I guess that's why I never accepted any drinks from anybody because it became, when I moved back here, it became a huge, I think, quality of it or whatever. Yeah. So when I was coming back into town,

several of my friends from out of town were receiving letters and messages. I don't think anyone needs to give you something to make you any dreamier than you already are. You're already such a dreamy girl. Yeah. If you feel like you have to really give that girl that drink to have sex with her, then somebody's wrong with you.

Well, that's a good point. That's a good point. Of course, something's wrong with you. And of course, there is something very wrong about this. No one's apologizing. We're just trying to understand it and just trying to, trying to wrap our heads around why, why drug people that would already have sex with you. Right. You know. Well, then that leads into the whole casting

couch. That's sleeping beauty. Did he need to drug them to sleep because he was trying to further their career and a lot of people probably would have just let it happen. Well, yeah, because they were trying to further their career. That's what people did. But the drugging is, to me, a key to who he was is, if it's all true. And that's what we call

somnophilia or the sleeping beauty syndrome. And I guess I just see it as a teaching moment. I don't know. But of course, seeing it as a teaching moment means that people give me all of the emotion that, that they have wrapped up in this weather. Well, there is a lot of emotion in that because it is, you know, it is rape. Yes. Yes. I mean, the somnophilia side, it's rape.

It is. It is. So there's a lot of emotion. But it's an unusual kind of rape and they got after me in in one post because I said it was a kind of rape. It was like they said, oh, all rape is the same. I don't know. Is it? I mean, that's sounds like. I think there are kinds of rape, but sure all all kinds of rape are just as bad. No, you don't think the kind where you get

killed afterwards is worse. Okay. The kind where you get punched in the face. Let's just say that your tooth, you know, it's all bad, but there are different gradations. Come on. Yeah, let's, let's not just let that word cloud our brain so we can't think because this is a teaching moment, folks. I think, but you know, I'm a sex educator, I guess. I still want to be taught on where to get

the toilet. Yeah. Thank you for taking me off. Thank you, baby. Yeah. Okay. Fortunately, I'm not going to be talking about Bill Cosby at Catalyst con, but I will be talking about the Bonobo way. The Bonobo way. Yes. The Bonobo way. Make like Bonobos, not baboons. Yeah, we're all about it here in Bonoboville. We are inspired by the Bonobos.

Where do you get what at? You get them right over there. Oh, books. You mean where do you get the, I thought you meant where do you get the Bonobos? Right. You can see them at the San Diego Zoo. Yeah. And they have a lot of sex. They've never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity and they empower the females.

And they have very little rape, not none. Very little. Very, very little. They have no murder. They've never been seen murdering each other in the wild or captivity. But when they do rape, the girls do stick up for each other and they get after the guy, which is a good idea. Yeah. Does it. But I also think that it's a teaching moment and we should understand why and that

there are different levels to it. So moving right along, I know you want, speaking of teaching moments, you wanted to tell people about your condition. Yeah. I'm a stand-up comedian and actress and I can't really work right now because about, I think it's been four months, now I discovered a lump on my breast. So I went to the doctor and said, okay, what do you think

this is? Is it a cyst? Is it what? She was like freaked out. So we went to have an MRI and we were, of course, searching for a form of cancer, you know, breast cancer. So she thought we were wanting to rule out. And what happened was on the other breast, I have implants, they are silicone in the one rupture. And I am being slowly being poisoned with the silicone from the

implant. It's really hard to feel like my whole body's numb. I get really tingly. I've had food poisoning, I quote, because it's a food intolerance from the silicone poisoning where I just, it's like extreme food poisoning, the violent type that happens to me. I've had that three times in four months. I get this ringing in my ears constantly. I have very little energy. It took me a lot

to get here. I don't get out that much because of it. My whole body is in pain. The majority of the time my energy is low. There's just so many things that go with it. They're worried about blood clots in my legs and things from the poor circulation it's causing. And on top of it all, I've been fighting with an insurance company to get them removed because it's an emergency.

And finally, thank goodness, I'm going on the 21st of this month to have them removed, but insurance won't pay for new ones. So I have to, I'm dealing with that as well. I have to take them out and now. Yeah, they'll take them out, but they won't. They won't put them back in. And they have, when they take them out, it's pretty invasive. They can't just take the implant

out. There's a core that develops around there that they have to scrape out this core and then they have to go in and look to see if there's any nodules or any of the silicone around to scrape that out. And then I have to wait. It's going to be about six months or so before they can see if it's all gone through my system. Yeah, it's rough. It's been really rough. And I don't know if we

can address all the roughness of it in this show, but I did want to give you a chance to speak about it. I'm still doing my comedy. I'm having a documentary. I'm having everything documented. I'll have a documentary out about everything I went through. And I still like I produce shows in downtown LA. Comedy shows. I haven't been able to host any of them. I go there and if I get the

energy and I'm able, I'll go up into a set. So let me ask you a question. How does all this affect your sex life? Well, that's the thing my boyfriend left me because he said he was fine with it. He said if you have one breast or two breasts, it's going to be okay. And then I got a text that he needed to go find himself and deal with God. Find God to help him

deal with this, which I'm not a practicing Christian. I don't care who is, but you know, so I'm a good woman. So I was like, you go find your God, but I'm also a native New Yorker from a Sicilian family. So I was like, I know how to get you to God. Okay, I know exactly how to get you to God. But so there's no sex life. And the other thing about it too is the

poisoning does affect you. If that's your libido, you don't have any sex drive. That's one of the symptoms. Do you masturbate? No point. Why does there have to be a point? Because there's because I can't get to the point where it's worthwhile because that's it's affecting everything in my nerves and everything. Taking baths. Nice. Okay. Okay. There's no cure. Okay.

No, there's a cure. Get them out. There's a cure. Now they're back on the road and fine. There's a cure. It's good. Okay. But it's affecting, you know, I can't, I'm an actress. So, you know, I can't go out on jobs and things. So it's really affecting my livelihood now. Okay. I appreciate you. My, I can't say my pleasure. It's one of those nights, strange night. Okay. Well,

anybody know where to get a 38, uh, three-quarter D bra? I mean, needing one soon. You'll be needing a three-quarter D. It's a joke because I'm gonna, I'm going from 38 double D to like nothing. Oh, kind of a little levity into this situation. Yeah. Obviously, I fail. Hey, come see my comedy shows. I'm really fighting everybody. I was just reeling from all your pain

and, and I guess, yeah, no, I'm, I'm so sorry you're going through this. I didn't realize it was that bad. But yeah, you got to find humor in it always. I, and that's good that you can. Uh, and uh, I think I need a striptease to get over that. Do you out there? What? Let's see where it takes you. Okay. Don't let it take you out of state. Let it take you right here.

Where's the music? Ah, okay. Okay. So hang out, hang out for a second. So we're, we're back with the losers and HP. That's not Hewlett Packard. That's Hans Petter. And here's Loser himself, Mr. Loser Torsky, and Mr. Hans Petter Gundersen, and Mesa Coleman. He's got a great laugh.

Can we have one song before the commercial break? One song. Okay. We're going to have one song. Huh? Nudity is totally allowed, but a stripper music or a song. They're not the same. Okay. So um, let's see. Are you ready to strip? Or we'll, no, we'll do the stripper music. We'll do that when we come back. We'll just have a song. We'll keep them waiting. We'll tease them. We'll tease them.

Okay. Here we go. We have a song. What's the name of the song? The name of the song is A Way of Being Me. A Way of Being Me by the Losers on Dr. Suzy TV. This path, and this search for honesty, it brings enormous joy. Though I still feel that yearning. Of all, of all, I know that life with those whom I love

I'm living for me now. And you said I've left God behind. I never felt more alive in my life. The chain I was taught to hold tight. I dropped it and so to the sky. But I left you forever behind. Making love to a woman when love is forbidden. Every touch that you give her. Best be true and forgiving. This life is my lover. I will never betray her.

This dream that she whispers in my ear. Letting go even though I might fall down now. For the purpose of happiness. And you said I've left God behind. I never felt more alive in my life. The chain I was taught to hold tight. I dropped it and so to the sky. But I left you forever behind.

Is to follow every rule that they give you. Your duty and kindness is to keep them from knowing you. No you never dare to treat this world with your wonder. Lost its chance to receive your honor. Of all I know. With those whom I love. I'm living for me now. And you said I've left God behind. I never felt more alive in my life. The chain I was taught to hold tight.

I dropped it and so to the sky. But I left you forever. So don't come yet and don't go away. Hi I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes. You know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face. But it's not just how

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bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times and improve your love life so you've never been on a sibling before no i've never been on one before okay

now you are ready to ascend the throne mr tracy you are going to ride here we go god's machine put one leg right here put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably put your clip right here okay so here she goes uh-oh is mounting

have you ever ridden a sibling by the way oh i have many a time my favorite horse to ride have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest go for the g-spot go for the click go for whatever works someone's in comfort we've got for jim brah go

that does the job yes it's doing it baby strikes again yes i do say that when it feels good live on dr susie dot tv from the womb room in bonoboville ride them cowboy hey take a deep breath we never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation

oh that is a beautiful thing thank you dr susan block your wonderful human being i think we have orgasm houston and let's have a hand we have left off we have left off oh

how was it what's your report oh my vagina's so tingly right now it feels like pop rocks i'm just gonna take this home i think it's bigger than your little body that is the best product endorsement i've ever seen can i leave now like i'm ready i'm where's the husband you got the simian you don't need the husband

no matter fall over hey darling girl i love you i love you that's my girl one on the worldwide web and now and we are back in bonoboville broadcasting live from dr susie speak easy

and i want to say happy birthday to jake there he is the man with the camera tonight usually he's behind the bar but we've got a topsy turvy staff tonight so there he is mr birthday boy maybe we'll get him in his birthday suit later we're gonna try but for now we're gonna get at least half a birthday suit we have uh the lovely hell's bell who is going to give us a strip tease for the

last portion of tonight's program accompanied by hawns of the hawns and petter of the petter hawns petter gundersen of the losers is going to accompany hell's bell on her strip tease here we go yeah with mera on the amesa meza on the drum zah yeah and jason on the bass and jason on the bass and right okay so give it to us girl well this is creative she's got her hawns all over

her i told her to take her clothes off not his i think she wants hawns's petter ha she's got her hawns all over hawns over there there she goes can he strum or will he come that is the challenge put to let's see if she can find that norwegian acidic and he strum or will he come hell's bells putting him to the test go girl breathe a nipple pretty soon we'll know if hawns

jewish or not i think she can play the guitar with her nipples that's strumming yes kind it is kind of hard to tell if it's his hands or her nipples playing isn't it these are called nipple picks here she goes she's coming home oh and we forgot she wasn't wearing panties well maybe some people didn't forget yeah yeah there she goes i've heard of pole dancing but not norwegian dance uh i think this

is um petter pole dancing turn around turn around oh here we go go elizabeth go elizabeth don't let her fall she looks like she might around and around she goes turn around oh maybe she needs her to lean up on yeah yes indeed let's hear it that's what i'm talking about and elizabeth astin and hp gunderson yeah the losers where you go yeah no leave them out

yeah leave them out all right sit down sit down we're going to uh do bonoboville communion since you seem to be into licking nipples that's what's gonna happen here uh we're gonna do some bono where did your microphone go thank you for the thank you for the dance did you enjoy that as much as featuring loser twersky uh who is uh one of the stars or actually has a recurring role on

transparent transparent yes right netflix anybody here watch amazon amazon amazon oh sorry amazon amazon who here watches transparent no it doesn't watch who doesn't watch transparent okay you're watch transparent no i don't get to have a sign prime he's got a recurring role we're doing it we're doing it what's the name of this song uh the name of the song is intentions intentions intentions coming at you

from the losers live in dr susie's bonoboville i want to be a part of the group but the group should be mine then they would do the while while i sit do the while and shoes are nice i'm a very bad boy who thrives in the sky i am humble and gentle as far as you're concerned i am grateful for objections till i get what are you but my actions are nice

i'm a very bad boy who lives in the sky i am a stranger who knows you i'm a stalker in the mind i always see comfort and i never do rewind my intentions are bad but my actions are nice i'm a very bad boy who thrives in the skies our bad actions are nice i'm a very bad boy

who thrives in the sky the loser thank you a little technical malfunction there but we're good that was great well speaking of uh technical malfunctions wardrobe malfunctions just want to say clothes have come off in bonoboville and flags have come down in south carolina and the confederate flag is down down down thank you del ray for letting us know that uh i guess

there's no more confederate flag in south carolina i don't know that's cool huh we helped right yes we helped bring it down something good happened right cool okay so you're a very bad boy is that what you were singing yes i'm a very bad boy what i'm a very bad boy who thrives in disguise thrives in disguise yeah what

are you but i am humble and gentle uh huh now who wrote the lyrics is this u hp uh the lyrics the lyrics for this one was written by actually a norwegian politician really a guy named sondre bar strand what's his name sondre board strand uh hold on let me i can't see that the susie and uh he's uh he's a local politician in bergen and norway but he's also a musician

okay and what a great poet a great poet and i'm sure he'll love that he just did a song on dr sism yeah so he wrote this particular song your music is great thank you thank you i was just telling her we i would have it played either at my wedding or at my funeral it's just yeah i mean it's i prefer your funeral but yeah yeah this could be arranged well i know people that's not so nice to

say on a day like it's a joke she's a comedian she can handle it okay okay with gallows humor right right right but yeah but uh um the song was composed by hp uh he he composed the he made the composition and sondre uh wrote the the lyrics and it's got that hasidic twang it's got a hasidic twang it does yes it has that hasidic twang i feel like you're kind of dovening as you're singing

yes it's kind it's like a combination of a of praying and fucking at the same time i wanted to like you know do one of these and wave lock right you want to shuffle you want to like shake and like do the whole yeah with some lockies now speaking of dovening um we don't have a lot of time left and we have our own type of prayer that we we need to do it's a religious ceremony that we do

here in bonoboville which you can do amongst yourselves it's called bonoboville communion it's not something that you did in hasidic satmar religion but catholic people do communion right would you grew up catholic or christian or muslim or nothing okay well you're gonna learn communion young lady all right so we're going to bring out the communion salt and our featured drink of the

night is cold cock whoo whiskey and by the way the name of the drink has nothing to do with quailudes okay um can we get the wrong cock please get the cold the cock and we will do is a bonoboville communion oh there it is now um i'm not sure that is what really really gay really really really good well say that into your microphone young lady yeah it's what um what's

the name of what they call it they call it cold cock american herbal flavored whiskey it's infused with tea green tea black tea brown tea american indian tea i mean all kinds of all inclusive teas and it's such a tease you know but we're gonna actually have some so okay here is the salt all right and this looks fun this is fun except i don't know if your boobs should be

involved because it's like a okay now do you you don't to my mouth i want to be involved in things or uh hot pussy which do you prefer wait now why are you moving your microphone we need your microphone near you oh he's holding it isn't that sweet let him hold it he's gonna be i'm such a gentleman she's gonna hold something else for me later right right right honza's petter and we have

a drum roll on that one okay you brought your own drummer you should make a roll okay so now one thing that we do here in bonoboville is communion and you present a body part usually the nipples but it could be another body part you know but you've already presented your lovely nipples or you know somebody could do it off your uh hell's bells there but yeah you have to deceased it's kind

of it's a little bit different nipples and you and i to go and see it no one person's nipples so wow it should be a little bit more exciting more exciting okay so let's have another reveal of no you don't drink yet you want to you want to do it first though you're our guest you should how about doing it off of my lovely producer yes she can give you a demo

i know she hates me but i would love to oh she loves to feel you yes all right so here we go look at this outfit elizabeth is quite duded up gorgeous can we have some applause for the outfit we tried to kind of dress up in norwegian colors right sort of red and blue and black and white yeah okay oh no don't drink it yet you're supposed to do the communion

you know i know you didn't grow up with any religion girl but you're gonna get some now okay so first you lick the nipple go in there go in there yeah prepare the altar that's right you lick you were doing it anyway before there you go that's it good girl and now we apply the salt a little more for you you seem like a salt liquor i know i can tell a little salt liquor

yes go girl hell's bell is licking it up ding dong yeah you're you're ringing her bells you are very good you can do now you can have your cold cock down your cold cock now girl hmm i like the way your lips tuck up against those chips on the glass very nice yeah you you really down that very good now what's your report tell us about you know the taste and and the bouquet

it has like a slight berry taste but something like what the nipple or the or the or the booze yeah your nipples kind of taste weird it has to look grape juice and strawberry and russher that's normal but you got great you taste any milk at all any milk at all no oh yeah fruity fruity i know fruity fruity and tea um and cock cold cock it tastes like cock okay you guys are

wait no where's that bottle let's have a look at this bottle here i don't like it's good and what is it is it a beer it's got a is it a beer i i don't know what what is it are you gonna take it that it was taking it oh it looks like he's been taken it is a whiskey darling this is not a beer that's why oh i've never seen enough yes this is the bottle this is what you tell me what you guys think i just

want everyone to know she's not on kway lutz okay this is not your usual cold cock this is a little different than you've had before swear to god i'm not drunk right was bill cosby your uber driver here are you sure uh no bill cosby drives for lift oh he calls uber sidecar living in trouble all right so now you're going to be the bonobo bill communion altar sure okay that's a good

day yes okay so you put down your little glass okay yeah you can just put it down that's right and yeah now give me that glass give me the glass so it doesn't spill on you there you go i'll take the glass okay what oh you want another one oh yours oh this is mine oh okay he's just had candy in it but it wasn't oh yeah it's it's candy it's called cold cock

that's candy baby okay it's candy it's candy candy so all right so uh strip darlin do you have any boobs no now you're going to i don't believe you can you show us i'm totally flat-chested i have nothing to show we don't believe you and we can't do a communion without proving and my hands are 32 AAA well maybe my lovely producer

will help me AAA i got a broken car in the garage is that the best joke ever well you thought i was gonna do it that's why you were hesitant it's a team project here well you could do it loser all right here we go i don't know if she wants to do it because hers are kind of okay i'm not this one's fine well all right gonna do oh you want to do okay there could be someone

out there with some kind of fetish for that hopefully a consensual one yeah okay very good all right uh now uh we get yours off we all have them out am i am i allowed to salt you okay okay here consensual salt all i'm saying here i'm losing my boobs soon i just want a drink somebody help me

sit here we're gonna do a little stripper music for the communion all right a little background because we will have our mouths full so it is a little difficult to speak we'll do our shot at the same time and you two will do yours or she already did hers right so you can this is my altar and i have an altar here are you ready to be my altar absolutely i think say that clearly absolutely

i think we would no question about that with all that's going around consensual salt here consensual salt okay so now lean back i'm dehydrating don't lean don't lean totally back just right against there that's it i'm a fate flower ah yes hell's bell oh salt you and here's to cold cocks everywhere we'll warm you up ah cold cock is warm going down

that made the show show worthwhile yes well that that's why we call it communion here that is why we call it communion brothers and sisters and yeah tonight is a very eclectic show thank you for having me but we always get a communion in because we believe in freeing the nipple we believe in the power and the beauty of the boobies

who and and the more cold cock i i drink actually hell's bell the more i understand you i'm actually beginning to tune in to hell's bell and what's going on taters that norwegian rocks with boobies transparent in plants and double d's hell's bell triple c's lick in my life sizes mother's milk yummy yummy actually was there milk no no okay

we were just checking about the milk no no milk here lots of salt brothers and sisters this is communion here tater tots but no boville and yes you may do communion in your seats if you like we have plenty of cold cock here where's the cold cock we're going around with it here so any anyone ariolas the number they'll communion yes would you like to do

a real lie you would just like some cold cock oh okay well you get yourself a glass there jesse cold cock unless you want to just suck it right out of the bottle cold yeah hot dangler oh you're still poeticizing all right so we are moving right into another piece jerky johnson yeah yeah it's it's very delicious isn't it yes it sounds delicious beef jerky all

time hot raw oh i thought we were talking about the cold cold cock we were and you were drinking that which is why you don't remember yeah but you will remember this moment i will i will you will this is a very special moment yeah this is the first performance of the losers in bonoboville in the united states excuse me the first legal performance yeah of the losers

of the losers we are happy to be your virgin venue uh huh yeah aren't you happy about that kuchi breaking in their cherry yeah the womb room confederate flags are coming down and

salty labia bells is showing her labia what's this a tattoo of here uh that is the cover up of a ex-work friend's name hmm i have another one up here too of his name as well i have a tattoo of a mouse do you now you want to see yeah oh sorry my pussy ate it

it's gone you know what that was funny that she liked tonight that's what she liked i i don't know i ended the night i find my groove the funniest one so far i thank you i i've been laughing all night really darlin you've been you've been a delicious delight you've all been delicious kitty cats and i'm glad i could uh you know educate you about sleeping beauty syndrome

despite the unfortunate circumstances of this teaching moment somnophilia hmm don't do it non-consensually don't try this at home kids don't be a cosby call us yeah all right so um i think we're going to have uh one more loser song oh i'm a loser and i'm not what i appear to be and uh and we're so delighted to bring all these wonderful people together

and uh our drummer girl is mesa she's so cute mesa is cute she's trying not to be but we can help but lust after her um we want to try to do bedoubilville communion with her um give me the microphone she's cute but if i were going to let her she's protected by all those drums otherwise we'd get her for sure she is hot and look at those sticks she carries so well she must know how to use those

sensuous ways i bet she could play us like an instrument well anyway now we're gonna hear the instruments of our favorite norwegian-american hasidic band the losers live from dr susie speakeasy in Bonoboville i got it is this part of it i just want to make sure i remember the lyrics sometimes i thought he

was checking his phone sometimes sometimes i get a little i get a little uh brain freezes and i forget the lyrics like what happened in the other song earlier i was like having a little brain freeze and then the guitar unplug let's just go i'll yeah you'll see actually we didn't even know you had the brain freeze but now we do and we'll wrap the whole world knows yeah it was very experimental

hp says okay that's our excuse all right we don't care we're we got cold cock cold cock but it's good for whiskey life's growing harder why strike a match weather beaten windy i smile away i am my survival oh

steel or borrow vagabond and penny love i'm fighting back say the word and i will share my story have us through and every time i'm the man with the glory the kind of man that you cannot man lights rock me down every tiny victory fades in the end night is the hour they'll drag me down bowing without dignity as i slug around say the word and i will share my

story have us through and every time i'm the man with the glory the kind of man that you cannot man say the word and i will share my story have us through and every time i'm the man with the glory the kind of man that you cannot man and say the word and i will share my story have us through and every time i'm the man with the

glory the kind of man that you cannot man well that was fun well um i think uh we're we're excited to have you play and we want to just take another moment to talk to you and close the show and then uh we'll disperse and forage and party and celebrate jake's birthday but uh let's just let's just have a seat for a moment here we go sit down because we started late

so we need to do this okay and give you a chance come here come here get bring a chair up here photographers you don't need to sit in a chair bring a chair right up here right up here yeah yeah yeah i can just i can lean uh yeah but he can't just bring the chair right up here it's easy okay there you go there we go we go there you go oh drop it on his foot that's

you know are you okay yeah you have another one right have a seat yeah we good we good you're good g all right let's just have a you know kind of reconnoitering in the locker room here so uh this was your first performance in the united states how are you feeling uh i i i feel good yeah i i am uh i am glad to have lost my uh

performance uh the losers virginity at at a place where where where virginity is a big issue the uh is certain sexual virginity yeah yeah absolutely virginity gone bang boom you are a singer now yes well now i'm in in america yeah yeah so what are the people that used to hear you sing like a hustled now think of your new music uh the the the thing is that the

album hasn't been out yet it's not out yet okay and uh so they haven't really heard it yet unless they bought the single on itunes okay well now they're gonna hear it on the dr susan block show so hp yeah how do you like performing in bonoboville that was really something very unique yeah it was a little challenge when you know we had hell's bell kind of trying to distract you from no i don't

think it's i don't see any complains i think playing she'll take your pants off next time oh you're just i mean playing playing is very sexual too you're trying to figure out religion he really was i just couldn't try to run playing that's why it was almost like she was playing the guitar with her nipples even though it was your fingers i think it was a good

interplay yeah it's very good interplay did i mean you you come from the sexual revolution mixed with the music revolution yeah and i'm sure you're used to having naked girls rubbing all over your guitar i've been in very long relationships you know and so i got bored with that after a while but in the beginning it's because very over always very wild in the beginning then

always yeah naked girls rubbing up against your guitar and then it becomes just you know same old same old it's horrible life well we're just thrilled that we could share your virgin performance of the losers here in bonoboville yeah thank you thank you thank you for having us you know and really appreciate it and and thank you

of course tuesday thomas for adding your comedy thank you you gotta you gotta watch transparent might speak to you a little bit you can see me friday nights in downtown la at the clown house 334 west pico hey we are listening to your fellow guest or um i have a go fund me to help me with the medical bills so you know have a go fund me go fund me everybody has a go fund me right jesse you

have it's called goodbye titties goodbye titties people pay people ask for funding to get their titties to lose their titties and to get new titties there's so much funding but you know fund your favorite titties that's what i say goodbye titties or your favorite project whatever it might be hope you find joe whatever i can't sing if i could sing i'd be in vegas sing in paradise right

do you have a go fund me no no you already have titties and they they're okay i am completely happy and taken so do we do you have anything you want to have you have a twitter or twitter or uh she has a facebook she doesn't really have a twitter you have to speak into the mind just get it close to your mouth as if it's a mic

it's m i no actually it's h e l l e s underscore b e l l e s there you go now it's out there now it's out there right you do have a twitter no well that's my name for yeah i do have a twitter um i'm trying to know that instagram instagram yes instagram instant gratification my twitter is that mama warned me

and you don't have to cause this phone number right no she did i just didn't listen no man everybody knows that because you have this kind of sleepy way of talking could fool some people i know yeah no he inject me at all i didn't arrange this to have a sleepy talking guest on a show in which i talk about bill cosby i know you people that hate me out there think i arranged this but that wasn't solved that

was ground up quay ludes for communion i know you are you are you are no way to like that dreamy and beautiful all right and look at hot uh elizabeth's outfit very nice and let's hear from our backup band here can you give them a microphone microphones microphone jason jason hello this is your virgin experience in bonoboville what did you think

you know i was a fan of the susan block show decades ago oh don't date me baby me myself and my friends we were we were fans because it was the only thing we could watch on tv that was at all risqué and so it's well we are pioneers in the risqué that's what we are me and captain max i know i got the captain shirt but he is the captain captain max over there in the

captain's hat and we've been we've been doing this together since 1991 i guess but max has been doing it since i i guess since hp was a boy really max has been doing it right honey can i have my microphone for a second take that microphone give me a little microphone hi i was watching this upstairs on my computer yeah because i was really too embarrassed to come down here because i didn't

get to do the shopping now i know so when somebody comes to my house they got to eat i know and i had no food so i stayed up there it does make the cold everybody had a good time anyway so i said fuck him that's that's that's the hell that's because that's because the the the the the lead singer of the band is also the driver here and he was uh he fucked up and he

uh we weren't going to give away your secret idea but you see you feel so guilty it's the guilt i do feel guilty i'm jewish i have guilt yes come on max you can relate to jewish guilt you're a big star on amazon now whoa whoa now we're breaking up the mic at the bottom at the careful push it in careful with the cables we don't even know what we're stepping on over here

weren't testies testies we're all good okay there you go so yes all right so we had a little driving mix up earlier but now the cold cock we have we had a great time all right we were eating straight right before we came okay so max yes did you want to say something to this young man who grew up on our brand of risqué revolution as an old man and been doing this for so many years

these are part of my children i have four lousy children and i have millions of great kids all right so life is good all right well thank you jason and we're glad you turned out well well we haven't seen the end yet but hopefully you won't be accused of anything you're not fixing up any jason cocktails right okay good good stay stay good okay and if they ask you

you never watched our show ever or we didn't do it anyway but we're so happy to have you here and playing you know your base and and being part of our great music vadovoville i do it solely because i can play with this one in her groove oh all right but i mean she's got some nice drums she's the mesa boogie i like her sticks personally um so mesa your virgin experience playing with the

Benadryl okay no quailudes nothing none of that it's just just organically dreamy right right okay well it's great to have you here we hope you come back and uh you know uh you can play with those sticks anytime right around us okay so uh so where are we get where can we find the losers everybody's been asking me that like can you go online and find for now for now i all i

did was create a twitter account for the losers it's the underscore the underscore losers um the song luz luz er s um the song that we played in the middle the middle song Intentions is actually the single that's actually i i found out by uh this is embarrassing i was just googling my own band see if anyone if there's anything out there except the norwegian press that they did

and uh and and uh and uh i found that the song is actually on itunes oh intention is actually on itunes um no it's on itunes too it's for sale on itunes for a dollar for 129 cents such a deal so that that's available and uh and uh i think it's on youtube as well they uploaded it to youtube it's available on google play and itunes and amazon music and everywhere

that single the rest was still working we're still mixing and it's going to be it's going to be out there but felix amir is available to pre-order on dvd from amazon if you go to my twitter at torski twitter.com slash torski the top tweet you'll see a link to the amazon the dvd and it's going to be on itunes probably in the september or october all right well we're so excited and uh i think

that's everybody so all i have to say now is we're gonna try to have an after party especially for jake because this is very jake hollywood jake hollywood jake speech give him a microphone how where should i put it there is okay it's been a pleasure hanging out with you fellow pervs i found a home here under the captain's wing yeah and under my surrogate mother yeah he mixes those

quailudes so nicely into the punch oh we love him well let's get to celebrate i'm not really big on speeches who he could just sit there and look good baby happy birthday jake yay all right brothers and sisters i'm gonna just wind up by saying don't rape anybody and don't apologize for rape okay get that clear but let me just also say that use anything in our news as a teaching moment

don't just say oh we can't talk about that we have to be able to talk about these things at least i do so uh if you don't want to talk about it you can tune into fox tv or something so uh anyway um what i want to say also is uh where's that make like bonobos not baboons okay bonobos have cut down rape to practically non-existence and by the way i'd like to also say that in one of

those norwegian not nor maybe one of those scandinavian countries they tried making all kinds of porn illegal and they found that the rape rate and the sex crime rate in general went down tremendously so sometimes you know being a little bit empathetic and open does help people to kind of compartmentalize that nasty stuff that bad boy stuff so that they don't hurt people

with it you know that bad boy stuff is there if we just put our ears uh you know our hands on our ears and our hands on our eyes it that doesn't mean it goes away um whoops what are you doing here you're you're moving around here all right you're you're what are you looking for are you are you searching for a drink or something fingering this thing right here oh oh you want to finger my my ape

yes yes you want to play with his banana or his cold cock did did you ask the ape if it wanted to be fingered or at least give it a quailude did you get the ape a quailude this is the thing nowadays folks we have gotten so head up our ass about sex that we have to just ask permission ask for consent so we're gonna give it sign releases yeah cold cock we love you

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