Sociology of Sex, Rap, Squirting & Eskimos

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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, professors and porn stars, rappers and squirters,

Eskimos and elves. All you children of sex and we are all children of sex, aren't we? We may or may not be children of God. We may or may not be children of the baby Jesus.

Adonai, Brahma, Ramadhamma, Darwin, or the goddess. We don't know. But one thing we do know, until they start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital, oops.

No, not with a capital, oops. With a capital X, can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy

in the soul of downtown LA. This is a cathedral of faith-based sex. We have faith in the power of sex. We do.

It heals. A lot more than it kills. Well, it does kill. Yeah, most things do.

Kill us, eventually, if we do them long enough. But sex with a capital X heals a billion times more than it kills. And even in this holiday season, brothers and sisters, that is not so unholy a pronouncement

as you might think. That's right. Thousands of years ago, before anyone heard of Jesus,

ancestors would celebrate the days of darkness, with festivals of light, the days of cold, with activities to keep them warm.

The great sexual parades in Mesopotamia, the parades of the phalloi in ancient Greece, of course, the phalloi were big dicks, huh? So you can imagine what that got people thinking about.

The torch. What is it? But a big flaming phallus to light up those long nights when we just think we might die.

You know, it's a time of great depression. Some people do take their lives. All the more reason we must celebrate, and we must investigate the opposite of death,

which is, of course, the little death. The orgasm that keeps us going, that keeps us growing, expanding, reproducing and recreating sex.

And static. That's also a very important thing to play with. Yes. Okay. I have many phallic items in my hands.

How am I doing? Yeah. Oh, I should introduce myself. I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block.

Your triple ex-mus elf. And I have a really interesting show for you tonight. A bunch of interesting guests. More than half of whom are here.

So that's a good start. Yeah. So the good half. The nice as opposed to the naughty,

who will be punished with a good caning. Yeah. That's right. Maybe now they won't show up at all.

Right. Because I'm sure they are listening on Dr. Susan Block.TV, where you can listen free.

And if you want to get out of the cheap seats and see what's going on, you can watch. And tonight we're going to explore

all kinds of exciting subjects related to sex, celebration, squirtation.

Yes. We are going to have a squirting demonstration, brothers and sisters. Maybe.

That's always a maybe. Because it's improvisation, right? You cannot predict whether the squirting gods and goddesses

will be with you. But I do believe that we will make hard ye who are limp and we will make wet ye who are dry

tonight, if we believe in the power. And we're going to talk about the sociology of sex as well

and the pornography of sex. And, well, if you want to talk to us and you're out there with a phone,

our number is 1-866-289-7068. That's 1-866-289-7068. And here we go. Professor, welcome to the Speak Easy.

Now you have to talk very close to your microphone like you're a worshipper of the fallow. Right. Okay. There you go.

That's good. I think it's good. Except you haven't said anything yet. You haven't asked a question.

Okay. There you go. This is Professor Stephen Sanderson at the University of Riverside,

sociology professor. Right? Right. Am I right about that so far?

Yes, you are. Yes. But it's the University of California at Riverside.

Oh, you know, there's that ritualistic pronunciation that I always get hung up on. The University of California at Riverside.

You see Riverside. And you're in the sociology department. Yes. And you have written some papers and a book

on, well, loosely speaking, the sociology of sex. Right. Could you elaborate a little bit more?

Well, I could talk for weeks actually. I'm a Darwinian, which means I use Darwin's theory of natural selection to understand the evolution of human nature,

a big part of which is sex. Right. Because Darwinism is all about survival and reproduction.

Organisms are selected because of their fitness. They're selected for survival, but they have to do more than survive.

They have to mate and reproduce. So this is the biological foundation. The imperative. The imperative.

So sex should be extremely important to humans as it is to other species, other mammals, which were a part.

Pretty much every animal, I guess, except maybe the single, the ones that reproduce asexually. I mean, for everyone else,

it's all about survival and sex. Right. I mean, at least for reproduction. And then there's that other purpose of sex,

that I don't know if you could even call it a purpose, but it's an aspect of sex, which is another one of the R's, recreation.

Right. Or you could say procreation and recreation. And yeah, I guess a lot of the recreation really sort of indirectly somewhere along the line

has something to do with the procreation. But there are some strange, you know, kind of phenomena. And we're going to explore

some of those phenomena tonight. And I'm just wondering what the Darwinian explanation of them might be. Well, we'll see.

Yeah. Yeah. We have to see what the phenomena are. Right.

The phenomena. Yes. One of the phenomena is sitting right next to you, actually.

And I'm about to introduce her. And this is the lovely Danielle. Danielle of ultra vulgar super fiend. I think I got all those words right.

You got it right. Danielle Bowman. Bowman. Bowman.

I didn't get that right. All the telemarketers get it wrong. Bowman. Right.

All right. It's like bowing down. Yeah. To a man.

Oh, I wonder if that's Darwinian. That's probably a. It is. It is.

It is indeed Darwinian. Yes. Well, let us genuflect the phallus as we blow at the candle. Now, so you are a journalist and a blogger and a squirter.

It's very true. Wow. It's a lot of things to handle. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. It's good to be more than one thing.

You don't want to just. It's true. You don't want to just be one thing. So what should we talk about first?

But wouldn't you want to leave the best for last? Well, we should mention in the realm of your journalism that you did a fabulous introspective interview with moi. Oh, thank you.

Very, very nice. That is currently available to be viewed on ultra vulgar super fiend. You got it. Yeah.

Yeah. The journalism. That started about a year ago. Ah.

Well, I mean, I've always been a writer, but I was trying to figure out a way to get people to read what I was writing. And I had all these very strong opinions about sex and a lot of sex all the time. And I thought, why am I not writing about it?

Because the two things I love are writing and sex. And so it just sort of started as just fun. Yes. Yes.

Writing and sex. Kind of, you know, you're just expressing your sexuality through your medium that you feel most comfortable with, which a lot of women are doing these days, just expressing their sexuality through all kinds of media.

Which makes me really mad. Because I wanted to be the first. Well, you should have been in my generation. I know.

I must have. You would have had more of an open playing field. I'm not as much of a pioneer now. Now you got a lot of competition.

Whoa. And as we know from the Darwinians, the ladies don't always thrive on competition like the men do. We always want to get along.

True. And we should get along. And there's enough pie for all of us. And that's something we were talking about on the way here, is how women, and I'd

love to ask you, a lot of times women are fighting each other. We want to get along. And that means that we then start talking behind each other's backs instead of talking to each other.

Because we're sneaky. And we want to just get along in front of each other. And then we want to say, that girl's a horrible cunt. Well, you know, because when you say it to someone's face, you could get

smacked across your face. But I like that. It might be okay. Wow.

Let's get down. Let's get dirty. Okay. Naughty and nice.

Well, going to the naughty side of you, although it's a very nice side as well, you squirt. I do. And when did you start squirting?

It's really strange. It didn't happen. It might have happened, but I wasn't aware of it. It didn't happen where I was aware of it for a long time.

And one night I was on all fours in bed, sucking on a very thick cock. Very thick. Really?

This is sounding like the deep throat experience. What? That caused you to squirt? I was so into it, and then he started fingering me.

But I love blowjobs. They're great. They're so much fun, especially when it's a beautiful dick. And it was.

You just got a whole bunch of new male fans. I mean, just a whole big, big, big bunch. Anyway. Go on.

Whether you mean it or not. I was on all fours. He was fingering me, and I was going down on him, which really turns me on anyway.

Good. And I felt this rush, and then whoosh. And he said, and I had said before we started anything, I said, well, no one makes me come, you know?

Because guys love that challenge. And it was partially true at that point. I could make myself come, but guys just didn't know what they were doing.

And then there it was. And he was like, you just soaked my entire top sheet. Wow. And then it was like he had opened up the, I never saw him

again, by the way. Oh, no? Next. I was like, wow.

What a cat. Or did you not want to see him? Oh, you know, he was one of those boys whose parents get together with the rest of the family, and they all wear

white shirts and jeans and take pictures by the beach. One of those. You know? It wasn't going to work.

No, no, no. The white shirts would get all spotty with squirt. Exactly. How was I going to deal with all the dry cleaning things?

Yeah. So no. But after that it was like he'd unleashed it. Oh, wow.

And then it, I remember it would happen a lot just through G-spot orgasms. And then I got a Hitachi. And not every time, but it would happen sometimes just

from a clitoral orgasm. And it would be crazy. And I'd think, is this, like, am I peeing myself? I remember I looked up and I thought, I'm not, what is that

word when you pee yourself and you can't stop? I'm an old woman. You're incontinent. I was like, am I incontinent?

Maybe I'm just incontinent. So I'd be sitting there after an orgasm. It didn't smell like pee. Like what's happening here?

No, that's a wise thing to do. Well, I thought I might have a serious kidney problem. No, but it's Amrita. It's holy water, sister Danielle.

And it smelled wonderful. Right. And another test is to pee before you come. Well, I usually do.

Do that. So you empty your bladder and then you know whatever's coming out is something a little different. And I did that test.

It's related because it comes out of the urethra. And it's got a trace of urine in it. But it's mostly water and feminine prostatic fluid. That's a vodka.

If that's what you've been drinking, of course. Anyway, what's the Darwinian explanation, professor? I was afraid you were going to ask me that question. I don't think there is one.

But let me back up. Let me back up. We talk about... That's why we call it holy water.

We talk about evolutionary adaptations. And in the social sciences, these are behaviors. And an evolutionary adaptation would be something that evolved because it promoted survival and especially reproductive success.

So before we talk about squirting, we can talk about orgasms, period. And we're not even sure what the purpose of a female orgasm is. That's right. That was the point I was going...

It was just a regular female orgasm. So I don't think there's a consensus on this. There are two schools of thought. And one is that the orgasm is simply a side effect

or a by-product of, shall we say, that the clitoris is made of the same basic tissue as the penis. And so this tissue is very sensitive and it may simply be that the female orgasm

is a side effect of natural selection for the male orgasm. And we know what the function of that would be. We know why that would be a biological adaptation. Certainly sort of like nipples, male nipples.

Exactly. Very good point. Why do men have nipples? Well, they don't do anything.

They're not necessary. They don't promote survival. They don't promote reproductive success. But we would think they're a side effect

or a by-product of selection for nipples in women, which are obviously biological evolutionary adaptations. Everybody's nipples hard? Okay.

So at any rate, just to sum up, the adaptationist argument would say something like this, that if a woman has an orgasm, she has all kinds of rhythmic contractions.

And these contractions function to draw the semen deeply into the vagina and thus increase the probability of impregnation. Yeah.

The more orgasmic a woman is, the more likely she is to be impregnated. You're suspicious. I am because a lot of women that can't have orgasms

have tons of kids, and a lot of women that have lots of orgasms don't have any kids. And also when you squirt,

you're kind of, in a way, expelling. You're not imploding. You know, there's different types of female orgasm, and not all of them are so conducive

to bringing the sperm in. So although I am, like yourself, a Darwinist, well, maybe not quite as devoted, but I certainly believe in evolution.

But I don't... I guess I also believe that there are mysteries that scientists haven't yet solved. The scientists are high priests,

and one of those mysteries is female orgasm. I'll just conclude by saying that I, too, am skeptical. And an evolutionary biologist or a biological anthropologist

would be the best person to really address this. So I'm not an expert on it, but I'm rather inclined to think

the female orgasm is not an adaptation. It's simply a byproduct of the selection for adaptation in males, in the same sense that males have nipples.

But we don't know. We don't know. We don't know more research is needed as we like to say.

We do need to do that. So we need more investigation and celebration of sex. We need to investigate sex more.

We do. We need more funding for academic investigation and a little not-so-academic investigation, which brings us to our next guest,

who also investigates the subject of sex in a very exciting way. And we're very, very excited to have her here. Mya.

Mya. Hills, Hills, Hills, Hills. Mya Hills. Speaking of nipples,

and then we have the Hills on the nipples. My God, hands recently. Yours got enhanced. You got your Hills enhanced.

Well, I don't know. I guess that's a good thing. You wanted to do it? Yeah, absolutely.

Because when I came into industry, it was all about the young girl look. Try to look as young as you can. So I'm 24 now when I came into industry.

I was 18. Right. So I banked off that, and now I'm 24. Wow, you're practically Mya over the Hills.

No. No, come on. You look like you're a teenager. So what are you supposed to do?

Play MILFs now? What is that? No. Well, you could be.

You could be a MILF. I could be a MILF. You know, with a little kid, you know. Doing the guys on the side.

Cuckolding the husband and everything. And I do have multiple orgasms. You do have multiple orgasms. Well, good for you.

Thank you. How do you have them? It's more mind control. Mind control.

Not body control. No, mind. Mind. If I get into it, I get into it.

What does your mind focus on? I fantasize and I place myself where I want to be mentally, and I'm there. Place me there, Mya.

I want to be where you want to be. I like group sex. You like group sex? Wow.

Perfect for Saturnalia. Yeah. You know, that's what keeps, you know, our forefathers and mothers warm is a lot of group sex

around the fire. Yeah. Isn't that right, Professor? Around the fire.

Partly right. Partly right. The group sex part is not quite right. Well.

But around the fire may be right. Around the fire? Well, people having sex around the fire. That could be dangerous for a man.

That could be dangerous for a man. A man? Oh, you mean that he might roast his weenie? Well, I suppose.

I suppose we could all get roasted. Don't get too near the fire. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. Step away from the fireplace if you're there now. Yeah. I think that orgies were in our prehistoric past.

Just as we see orgies and gang bangs among our closest relatives, the bonobos and the common chimpanzees for that matter. But the bonobos certainly have lots of orgies.

And so what do you think of that, Professor? What about the bonobos? I'm not sure what I think about the bonobos. Humans are.

Humans and chimpanzees are descended from an ape-like ancestor that goes back about six million years. That probably had orgies. I don't think so.

They probably did. The bonobos are much more recent. Their ancestry, they're split off from the common chimpanzee. And they go back only about 1.5 million years.

But I'm a little confused about the bonobos. I don't quite understand the bonobos. Well, you should investigate them. Because the females have a lot of power in bonobo land.

I mean, the males are, you know, sort of dominant, but not crazy dominant like among common chimps and humans. The females, they get the first dibs on the food and, you know, on a lot of the things that go on in bonobo land.

And they, you know, are relatively peaceful, never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity so far. May I just interject? We're beginning to learn they're a little more aggressive

than we thought at first. You know, I always thought that they were aggressive. I never understood the hippies that said that bonobos were not violent. I simply said they don't kill each other.

They haven't been shown to be lethally violent. They seem to stop short of lethal violence. They don't seem to have war parties. But yeah, they beat each other up.

They have, you know, wrestling matches and they fight. And the females fight too. So, yeah, I mean, some people say it's a revelation. But they don't go to war.

They don't go to war. They stop at each other blowjobs instead. It's the Danielle method of peace making. Yeah, absolutely.

It absolutely is my method. All fours all the way. Yes, you know, and it works on any angry man. If you can just get his pants down.

I mean, sometimes they don't let you do that. But if you can get his pants down, you'll almost certainly get him to put down his sword if you swallow his sword, you know.

Certainly how I solve all my squabbles. There you go. You're very lucky. You're very fortunate.

So, okay. Well, you are Eskimo in... I was born in West Siberia. West Siberia.

Yes. But Christmas country. West Siberia. It snows eight months out of the year.

Sounds like West Los Angeles. This is where Santa Claus lives. Yeah. Do you still believe in him?

Of course. Honey, burst your bubble. He don't exist. Well, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I believe in all the gods and goddesses and myths and legends, you know. And I'm, you know, I mean, I really don't... I don't know.

I'm an agnostic. I don't know anything. So I like to learn about everything. I'm an amateur sociologist myself.

He was my neighbor. Santa Claus? Yeah. Okay.

Well, there you go. I knew you were an elf. Dr. Susan, you're standing right now? I'm standing right in the wrong place.

No standing area. I should sit right on this dick here. Okay. So anyways, and how did you, a nice Eskimo girl,

become a porn star? Well, I moved to Florida at seven years old. And I traveled around from 15 to 17. I went back to Russia.

I lived in Spain. I lived in Australia. When I came back to Florida at 17, I used to party a lot at clubs.

And somebody told me about porn and how much money you can make off of it legally. Money! You can make 30 Gs a month, pay your taxes,

be legal, and how much... I'm in the wrong industry with them. Well, you know what? The industry is not the same as it was in 2005.

There's a lot of... You know, there's just not enough shooting going on. There's just not enough money in the industry, and everything has just basically went viral on Internet.

Why would a person pay $30 for a DVD when they can get for free? So, I mean, that hurts the market. It hurts the talent in the industry. I wouldn't want to see you hurt.

But you were working for something today. Didn't you work for Vivid today? I worked for Vivid last week. That's why I dyed my hair black.

They refused to let me wear a wig. Would you look more Eskimo like this? I do. I'm going back to blonde very soon.

Eskimo, except the outfit is not very Eskimo-like. Okay. We might need to redress you. Okay.

Okay? Okay. I'm thinking about an Eskimo outfit for you. Where is Teja?

So, okay. Well, I'm not all Eskimo. You're not all... No, I know what is all anything.

Except it's... It's the winter solstice. Yeah. So, we're all Eskimos.

And we never lived in igloos in Russia. No. I'm disappointed. Okay.

Our house was brick. Okay. You never lived in igloos. And he says that we didn't have orgies in the past.

Honestly, so far this show is getting... Getting to me. Okay. Orgies...

Really? Really? We didn't have orgies. Of course we had orgies.

We have orgies now. Why wouldn't we have them in the past? It depends on how far back into the past you're going. Like yesterday.

If you go back... Eat them up. That would be a different answer. But if you go back...

Maybe your neighbors didn't have orgies. No, they didn't. I don't think. But if you go back...

I'd say you don't know. If you go back to the ancient Romans and Greeks, well, they did. Well, there you go. But I was thinking about our earliest ancestors.

Our hunter-gatherers. Who lived in small hunter-gatherer bands. And... Yes, indeed.

They were likely didn't have orgies or at least didn't have them very often. Oh, I don't know why you think that. I was down on the low. No.

I think it was right out there in the open. Really? I think it was probably like the way that the bonobos and the common chimps... The common chimps kind of do it when the females go into heat

because they advertise their estrus. Bonobos don't advertise their estrus like human females. So they do it all the time. So, you know, I don't know.

I feel really dumb, but what do you mean, advertise their estrus? You don't know what advertising... You might advertise your estrus without even knowing it. I think it probably do.

That means, like, when you get fertile, when you're fertile, you know, opposite of your period, pretty much, if you were a common chimp, you would get a big red sort of... Oh, that's what that is.

You get a big red bottom. A big red... And the males go wild. They go wild.

They love that thing. Pussy. Pussy. You know, they're going crazy for it.

And so you don't really have to do anything else. That's the cool thing, in a way. They'll be gathering around you. Yeah, they will.

But you could also get raped a lot. Called pulling a train. It's the double-edged sword. Exactly.

You know, you're the girl everybody wants. And then when you don't have it, nobody wants you. I mean, not the guys, anyway, you know, because... But the good thing is you don't have to put on any makeup

or get dressed up. No, you don't have to do anything. All you do is you've got this red bottom and you're set, you know.

No perfume, you've got all that taken care of. But do chimpanzees squirt? I haven't known that. We don't know of any evidence for that.

No. And it's a new subject and not much study. Well, one thing is bonobos do have orgasms. And they mostly seem to do it with the girls.

I mean, I'm saying the girls have orgasms with each other. They do with the guys too, but the females do this thing called hoka-hoka, where they rub their pussies together. And they'll sometimes do this up in a tree,

and then they'll do it so hard that they orgasm and fall out of the tree. Oh, wow. Well, they can catch themselves, though.

It's very agile. But they do seem to have orgasms. So... There are other primate species in which the females

appear to have something like an orgasm. Rhesus monkeys, for example. But they have something like that. Yeah.

So it does seem to exist in the non-human primate world. But the squirting business... That's one of those mysteries of the human female, perhaps. Although we have to study a little bit more.

More research is needed. More research is needed. Fund it, fund it. All right.

So now I come to my late guests. I'm going to have to punish them. Really, Daniel? How are you going to do that?

We'll talk about it. Okay. All right. Should I introduce them first?

Yeah, probably. Can't imagine how that will be done. All right. So I'm first going to introduce King.

Right? You're King? King Kasim. I haven't met you yet.

But I think that's you. So you're King Kasim. Welcome. Thank you.

And King Kasim is with one of the many little adjuncts of Wutang clan. Nice. The Kill Army. Kill Army.

Kill Army. And Kinetic Nine. That's you? Yeah.

Okay. So you're... I'm a little... This whole kind of constellation of the Wutang army is as confusing as a sociology course.

So it really is multiple ancestries and different parts to it. So maybe you could explain that. I'm going to let my big brother explain that, Kinetic. Oh.

Know the Wutang killer bees all over the fucking... Can I curse? Yes. Yes, maybe that.

Yeah. You're going to say fuck, right? Yeah. You're going to say fuck.

You say fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yeah. So I'm going to... No, we're calling eyes.

You know? Okay. You're not speaking about colonizing it, but... Colonize.

Right. Wutang all over the fucking globe. You're reproducing. Yeah.

You're multiplying. Yes. Yes. Does that involve sex?

Yeah. Yup. Right? I'm here.

I've been doing this is doing it. Right. Isn't that why guys do rap so that they can get chicks? That's why I do it.

Yeah. Right? I mean, isn't that the whole purpose of guys doing anything? Yeah.

That's a confirmation. I think guys wouldn't... It's a confirmation that you did your thing that night. You know what I mean?

Yes. Confirmation. Right. Affirmation is getting a female, a groupie.

I don't know. Yeah. Unless you know you did your thing. Uh-huh.

You know what I mean? Then you got to do your thing again. That's the thing. And then you got to know...

You want to know if you did your thing. Yeah. You can't rest on your laurel. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. Right. So in a way, your rhymes are like an extension.

It's like, isn't that sort of like a phallic thing? Like, you know, you're proving yourself? Yeah. I can go on and on and on to the break of dawn.

To the break of dawn. Uh-huh. So that's... It's certainly a mating ritual or a mating dance.

Well, it's music. Music, right? Rap. You know, it's the ancient music.

A mating, you know? Yes. And it's the reason we have these giant brains. Because they really don't help with survival, do they?

They only help. I mean, well, most of the brain, I think, is useless for survival. It's there to entertain each other, to charm each other, to woo each other. There's a new theory.

Woo. Right. Exactly. That's where they came up with this.

Woo. There's a new theory called the social brain theory. And it says something a bit like what you're saying, but slightly different. It says that the brain is at least the distinctly human part of the brain, the cerebral cortex.

It's mainly about negotiating not nature, but other humans, figuring out other humans. Who are your friends? Who are your enemies? Who's a good person to mate with?

Who's a good person to be a political ally of and so forth and so on? It's a very interesting theory. It's become increasingly popular. But some part of the brain is always going to be devoted to survival, adapting to nature.

Sure. So one wouldn't want to dismiss that. Oh, I wouldn't dismiss that. I want to survive.

But I just say, you know, it doesn't really have to be that big for survival. You know, I mean, so big, I mean, we practically can't get the baby out of the pussy, you know? This is true. I know.

He's a big head. Anyway, okay. So I think I've introduced all my guests, except I have a few back there. So I'm, no, I know, I know Chris.

You're back there because you were late, you naughty boy. You're going to get caned with a candy cane. Okay. So now that means I should get one or two of my guests up on the bed with me

so that I could get one or two of my other guests in the chairs. Okay. So first of all, it being the holiday season, we have party favors or Christmas toys or Saturnalia gifts, right?

From Screaming Oh! Okay. Speaking of orgasms. So Professor, would you like a sex toy?

Of course. Of course. Of course. Yes, of course.

We have a Screaming Oh! Cock ring. Would you wear that? You have to wear it in front of everybody.

Would I wear that? I wouldn't want to give it to you and you just sort of like, yeah. It works pretty good. It works pretty good.

You used it? No, I got him one at a club in front of my use desk. Oh yeah? Well.

He used it with you? I didn't say that. Let's just say that some of these people are a lot younger than I am. I'm a lot older than I once was, but thank you very much.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Okay. Well, we don't have a lot of different boy toys.

So that's what you get. Now we do have quite a variety of girl toys. See, that's how we're a little bit more prejudiced towards the female here. So you get to choose, especially since you are squirting goddess tonight.

Okay. What do you have? Well, I have the OG twisty. This is like a squirting thing if you want like some G-spot stimulation.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Would you like to do the OG twisty G-vibe? I just want to know what is this.

Okay. Talk into your microphone though. Your microphone is right. I saw sex toys and I forgot what it is.

You became overly excited. Yeah. Right? Okay.

This one has little ears that rub against the clit, right? Oh. And this is more for flashiness. That's a really good one.

Yeah. That's a really good one. Honestly, I think I'm going to stick with that one. I want that one too.

Okay. Yes. We're going for the G-spot stimulation. Very good.

Okay. I'm into this. Thank you. And alright boys.

Now, I don't know. You like the cock rings? We have cock rings. They, I love cock rings.

The girls seem to go for it. You know what? What am I with the options though? Hey, what kind of shop are all you selling?

You go for the first thing they give you? No, that's for free, man. I feel you. Yeah.

So what else you got in there? Well, we've got, we've got buddies here. I don't want no buddies. We have glow in the dark bullets.

That's a pretty good one. I'll take one of those. Wait, wait, you already got one. Yeah, see, give me the glow in the dark.

Come on. Okay. So you're trade within if you want. Yeah, I ain't tradein' shit.

But hold it up to my cameraman. Show him what you got. Wallah bullets. Okay.

Did you hold yours up with a smile? There you go. Alright, so now where's my lovely squirting goddess? Oh, she went, maybe she went to pee.

She went to squirt. I mean to pee. Well, no, she's probably going to pee so that we're clear that this is not pee. Okay.

And so now we have a step on, hello. If you're going to be at a microphone, you have to be at a microphone. What's going on? There you go.

Well, happy Saturnalia. So what is going on with you? We have a whole bunch of subjects tonight. Well, right now I'm excited about my publication, Ultra Volga Superfine.

Having their first launch issue in January of all the lovely content you can find online on the website and a lot more exclusive stuff in our new print edition. You can go to the website for further details. And we're going to be also hosting just around LA, amazing music events, stuff like that, lots of orgies.

Lots of orgies. See, we're back to the orgies. We are. So you think we've just invented these things as modernists?

I don't, at all. So, but anyway, okay, okay. You think it's really, you think it's just a function of modern needs? I could give a long lecture on this, just to try to make it brief.

In the 19th century, there were some anthropologists who thought that the earliest humans were, there was no marriage, there were no families, and humans were just sexually promiscuous. Everybody mated with everybody and so on. Well, there were some anthropologists who doubted this.

And there was a famous Swedish anthropologist by the name of Edward Westermark, and he doubted this. And he said, well, one of the things we observe in all societies is sexual jealousy. And sexual jealousy exists on the part of the man toward his mate or mate and on the part of the woman. How do you explain pornography?

What about the people that are in porn? They're not jealous of each other. They're a small percentage of the population. What about all the people that are swinging these days, all the couples that swing?

That's the point I was going to make. They're a small percentage of the population. But what about the most of the population that tries to be monogamous and that is miserable, that cheat on each other, or that lives a quiet desperation or they don't have any sex after?

They've been married for five years. The man wants to cheat on his wife. And the wife wants to cheat on the man. Everybody wants to.

Yes, but if the wife is cheating constantly... Maybe they want to because it's innate. Maybe they want to, maybe we want to. The cheating...

Because it's a feeling that's within us from long, long ago. Because it's a feeling that we've had since we were ancient, prehistoric, when we had sex with more than one partner. The husband wants to cheat, but he doesn't want his wife to cheat.

And the wife may want to cheat, but she doesn't want the husband to cheat. Because it's embarrassing in our society. But if our society had more of an acceptance of it, maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal. Western Mark's point was that virtually no society would accept this.

Now, there are 20 million people I'm told who live here in Southern California. This group assembled here this evening... Hey, come on up here. ...is a small group.

And it's probably not representative of the average person in the 20 million people in Southern California. So if you have large populations, in other words, if you have large populations, you can always get a lot of these things. But if you have small...

Well, I agree. ...undergatherer bands, you're not likely to get more than a very small amount of that. I think that actually it's very representative. Orange County is the swing capital of the world.

And everybody in Orange County is fucking each other. And so are all these hip-hop people. Yeah, right. No, that's true.

Are they monogamous? Yeah. I mean, come on. Most of the swing clubs...

There's so many different cultures that are non-monogamous nowadays. So many, Professor, that I have to believe that this comes from somewhere deep within us. And also, I believe it because of what the evidence seems to show us. And because of our relations with the bonobos and the common chimps.

And because of a book that I love, I don't know if you've read it called Sex at Dawn. No, I just heard about it this evening. And I'm going to check it out. You should.

Anyway, it's all based on evolution. But it says that a lot of the sort of anthropologists and the popular sociologists are interpreting evolution to fit the requirements of monogamy, but that's like fitting the round peg of promiscuity, natural human promiscuity into the square peg of monogamy.

And it's very uncomfortable. It is. But you know, it's what gets funding. So...

What I'm confused about is monogamy is a failed institution. How come it's so widely used? Because it seemingly keeps the peace. Let's say it's related to property.

The time we're talking about, when I think there was orgies long, long ago, is hunter-gatherer times when you couldn't have any more property than you could carry on your back or maybe with your pony or something. But if you had a pony.

But you mostly just moved around. So you didn't have these strong men with lots of stuff. And you didn't have a reason that you had to own women as a man. And also, you know, maybe you didn't even want to because children would be a liability a little bit.

And in fact, the children would kind of belong to the whole community because I don't think that the men necessarily knew who was the father, just like bonobos don't know who the father is, you know. But once people, probably a woman, started realizing how to grow crops and then how to grow babies, then lo and behold, property became a real thing, you know, the Neolithic Revolution.

And then men wanted to own not just property, but people, especially hot women. So agriculture gave way to monogamy? No. I'm dying to respond to what you think.

That's why I talk so fast. Here, I'm going to give you a microphone too. If you're an anthropologist and you look at the vast majority of societies from hunter-gatherers all the way up to modern times, you'll discover that about 85% of them have been polygynous.

And that leaves only about, well, about 14% are monogamous and the remaining 1% are polyandrous, meaning a woman may have two or more husbands. So polygyny's the norm throughout human history. If you look at the agrarian civilizations, there were only two that had what we call socially imposed monogamy.

The key word here is civilization. I'm talking about before civilization. Polygyny is almost universal. No, no, no. They didn't have polygyny because there was no, you know, they had orgies.

No, this is untrue. It's not true. How is that not true? We're closer to the binogos than we are to the gorillas. Gorillas are very dimorphically...

But we're not... Gorilla has a giant man and a tiny, tiny little... We're not descended from binogos. We're descended from a colony of...

Corny, corny humans that all want to have sex. Anyway. But it is true about polygyny. There's absolutely no doubt. We know this for...

Polygyny? Polygyny. Polygyny means... Or the one-way. Polygyny means a man has two or more wives.

But what about all the other men? Well, you see, many men end up without any wives. Well, that is a recipe for violence. It is indeed.

And that is... And why would you need that unless you had property to defend? It's the... Anyway, I don't want to have a big argument.

Okay. So, because I have something to do... It's the wealthy men. It's the wealthy high-status men who have the extra wives.

But the key is wealth. If you don't have such a thing as wealth, then status is not such a thing. It's a big, big deal. I agree with Dr. Suzy.

Because, like, if you look back at any point in time, really, or any different, like, style of society, or any setup of society, there's always people at the top tier with a lot of bitches.

You know what I mean? Whether it be, like, whether his name be the president, there's a lot of bitches in hoes. Whether he be the president, or, like, the fucking king,

whether he be the Buddha, whatever the fuck you call him, there's always somebody at the top with a lot of bitches. That's what I'm saying there. Very highly correlated.

There's always somebody who's got a few more, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's got all of them. Because there's guys that have some others, you know, and then there's the guys that get the girls...

They don't even have names to get numbers. ...when they're not with the alpha male. Because you can't be busy all the time. You're number 23.

All right, so now we are going on to an evolutionary inexplicable facet of sexuality. Dr. Suzy, you're sitting on the squirt rug. Okay, that's true. You should be sitting on the squirt rug.

This is your squirt rug. Okay, and I love your attire. I know. Look how cute she got. Do you have any towels there up around the stage?

I have towels here. Not used ones. Actually, and do you know what? I'm going to get on the other side.

So my microphone is on this side. Okay, and you get your microphone. Should I get a raincoat? Okay, okay.

You have to get some towels. There's no towels. I don't know how squirt-telicious it is. Should we get... Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Should I get a raincoat? Yeah. You brought some people here to help you. I did while there were more moral support.

Moral support. They're not actually going... Not physical support. Is this moral?

I think they'd be too shy. They're too shy. They didn't bring posters or anything? Should I ask them?

You can ask them. Okay. What do you need help with? I don't know.

Well, I think it's that... Test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test. What are you doing? What are you doing? They're all talking to each other.

Your microphone's working. Pull it up. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it. Susan. Yeah, okay.

No, it's actually the... Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull this up here.

Yeah, thank you. Okay. All right then. So now...

Oh, did we determine that they are not interested in helping? You're monogamous. You're monogamous. Okay.

But does that mean you don't want to get on camera? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. What? Okay. Well, they don't have to, you know.

No, I'm not going to pressure them. It's more that I know that people that care for me are here. Aww. Have they ever seen you squint?

We hold hands. I'm not going to say. And do you have your twisty toy? Do you want to use that?

I've never used that. Even the bullet, man. Should we try it? Let's try it.

Let's try the twisty toy. It's our last bullet, though, man. I'll waste it. Break it in.

I've never used it. It's called a new battery. Alex. Alex.

Hello. Oh, green. It so goes with the theme. Oh, wow.

That's right. Do you have a battery? Okay. Here we go.

All right. Okay. So perhaps Teja can... Yes.

The thing is that we use this first. Okay. We want to use two. We're afraid you're going to soak right through this.

It's going to come into your face. Okay. Get down. The only thing is that usually someone gives me a really nice kiss.

A nice kiss? Well, I thought one of your friends would do that. Well, I thought maybe... Do we have volunteers on my right-hand side?

But now they're pleading monogamy here just because of the professor. I rather that way. What about the kissing? One of you.

I don't know. How am I going to use this? It has to give me a really nice kiss. I mean, I could give you a kiss.

All right, so... Well, I... An ice cream lick. Maybe we should do a little...

We need a kisser? A body shot, an Agua body shot. How about that? That involves kissing.

Would you like to do that? Would that help? Don't mention it. I can't do that.

Rich, I need to... Well... It's really disgraceful. I don't know that we...

We haven't asked, like, for open volunteers quite yet. We haven't yet. No, no. We're just looking for specific volunteers.

I brought specific volunteers because they're the most beautiful people that I know. Okay, which one? Which one? I'll shame him.

There we go. But I don't know. Are you bisexual? Do you like girls?

I am. I like girls. But I... I want Rich to come up here and kiss me.

She wants Rich. Rich, would you stop? Would you just... Rich, Rich, Rich, Rich, Rich, Rich, Rich, Rich, Rich, Rich!

I love how reluctant he was. I want to say hello to my mother before I can talk. Oh, shit. A reluctant kisser.

Okay, so... Wait, wait... You sit down here. And you sit...

Sit over here. Sit over here. Let's make this open... So now we have the kiss you're gonna leave the glasses on for the kiss so that they steam up

yeah are you gonna leave the drink in your hand okay okay okay so here we go I'm gonna leave the microphone away it's really cute how he's holding it too wow okay this is a good kiss I'm liking this kisses but a kiss let's do a live scene of

here I am kind of getting wet from this kiss here this could make me squirt just watching the kids mm-hmm no this is this is quite a look at the drink elaborate French keep it lubricated boys that's what you do yeah lubrication lubrication lubrication he's getting wet he's getting the way you want to do an

agua shot oh shot shot shot are we ready okay hold the mic hold the mic well you put the salt on a body part of yours and his first he has to lick that body part it's a lot of salt there okay you ready this is not coke folks this is lime salt all right let's roll up a hundred dollar bill there yeah don't snort that

okay Teja I need you to hold the mic because I've got drinks in my hand oh no no you're the squirter you're gonna lick yeah you're gonna lick her no you're not well you don't want to get wet is that it okay you lick the salt off of the breast this did this in ancient times also yes and then you down the shot which

okay you don't have to drink the whole thing but it's in the spirit of the old days it's sushi okay there you go okay I was too fast I missed it okay now you could lick it off of him would you like to do that there you go why don't you pull something pull something off just pull

something out I don't know okay microphone okay that's right all the nothing there it is she's a good little drinker and she's gonna squirt that out right yeah now it's gonna come out green wash this okay so now okay we're back to the kissing okay yeah yeah a little a little more kissing in this

corner okay yeah right just copying me as he said that's right I like to be a example okay are you don't take those to those people this is for the performers so who were you taken to them so it's not for him a shot that time for squirting we have to wait yes we have to go with this moment but we do love

Tasia's outfit her tattoo actually makes it very Christmassy and the snowflake here okay so now okay so let's see what panties you're wearing here these are Betsy Johnson Betsy Johnson oh panty boy oh please don't love these panties my daddy yes actual father gave me a hundred dollars when I said daddy I want to

be a dominatrix and he said well you're gonna need some really nice panties okay that's that's great of daddy's you know if I said that to my daughter I get arrested yeah okay so down go the panties okay no more panties no more panties great look at this hot so now can we so we have a look at the pussy yeah

okay well we've got actually now now that you're back here we have to pull the love rug this is called a love rug yes you do get up get up girl okay here we go up we go yeah this is the purpose of this is that this stuff goes welcome to my life and now here we go and see we have a bonobo being born from a vulva

puppet amazing okay and can we can we show your beautiful boobs you know something yeah well you could now this is what journalism all about brothers and sisters she's a writer she's it this is this is this is new new journalism actually new journalism go slow go slow you like your slip

yeah okay I like those Daniel you're getting a promotion right okay so now let's get the microphone Teja you take the mic here and now should we try this don't don't wet the microphone I don't know it's it's yeah we're timing this would you like some some time yes some Lou do you have some Lou Lou we have a

Lou but basket yes lover with all types lover no fiery nothing like a hot sauce or anything no very sensitive okay here we have a little wet oh that's nice very nice yeah we go pussy pussy are you already composing a rap to me on the other side Maya I'm gonna start she started you need the

okay now if you're listening and not watching somebody's getting ready to squirt squirt radio squirt radio sisters this is baptismal radio this is where we baptize you in holy water from sister Danielle he's a believer in her own squirt you like this you like you're screaming oh she likes her screaming oh

hey baby let me know when you come up she wants double power though oh I hear that hotachi now that hotachi whoa yeah these are not aliens this is a magic wand interfering with the broadcast please stand by interference we like yes let's us know that sex is happening when you hear the sound hotachi you

know the Japanese are coming yeah they make you look intellectual it goes with the theme yeah there's no one you come on hi baby okay we're gonna know yeah oh she looks so beautiful the bar bring me a vodka please give us a 10 t-minus beautiful sexy oh yeah the tea so to go to Tokyo my mother is listening to

want me to yeah or your dad's the one that gave you the panties well okay now it's mom's turn this is a very close family do you want me to hold the just like the old days right there yeah that's what it is you're twisting black right now in the house we got yeah how's it feel yeah oh jeez

hmm so nice we're all with you we're all feeling you breathing so deep the silence everybody was still working on this you're listening out there you want to see the video I can't come a race of them no hold the credit card hold the oh squirt for a whole state oh yes oh so beautiful your pussy so wet it looks like

such a flower oh yeah it's really swollen and opening up hmm oh yeah comes to crack with oh yes sister Daniel you're so beautiful hmm spanky-wanky whoa oh jeez I think that's the best you're gonna get oh well it got very juicy it got very wet did you did you come is that what happened

yeah but you might have missed it we might have missed the squirt you mean but you had an orgasm you had she forgot to tell us when she was coming let's go good dot crazy because all of you are here and yeah yes we're all here we're all here you're gonna turn the vibrate off and let's have a hand for sister

Daniel okay take it where's the mic where's the mic okay what is your prognosis my prognosis is that you know you can get really wet and squirt but if you're not careful and your face isn't that close to the pussy you may miss it and I think that that's a huge metaphor for life your face should be really

close to the pussy all the time you just never know what you're gonna miss right there you got nose everything that's important is coming out of that pussy hmm oh we should have had our off board that's why we fucked up well the night is still you know I mean I also think this is the most comfortable I've

ever been in public masturbating so okay you're you're definitely invited back and you know happened right you know you can keep squirting and you get your twisty toy here okay you can practice in fact you can just sit right here practicing if you like and and we're gonna move along with the show but don't

you go anywhere because we have to get you up on the stage somehow huh somehow mr. Gore mr. Gore can take your seat wherever he is Chris okay so I don't know could we get you to model your outfit wait you want to buy your suit or my outfit outfit well what you have on yeah

yeah okay except I don't think you can eat your headsets there can't go with you for Al Gore okay okay you come on up here yeah take your microphone I mean here oh here we go with the crazy Christmas sweater okay okay and here she is the Queen of the Eskimos and Hotty Maya Hills all right

here she is yeah hey there you know there is a little squirt or something on yeah yeah where where's the microphone you can't talk without a microphone yeah it is a little wet so we're gonna move this okay yeah yeah yeah yeah microphone microphone it is wet that was more of a gush it was it it was a gush and then

I thought maybe it could happen again but then I it was not gonna happen again but it's because it's not like a dick where it just comes and it's like a spray I mean it's it's a I know that that sounds ridiculous and not as attractive as you wanted to is it like a quiff okay it's it's different different girls do it in

different ways for some it's a it's a trickle or a flow and for some like do may or any body it's literally a geyser that goes which is all over the place it was but for me it's more like why you know that sounds more dramatic and exciting you want to be more dramatic and exciting I don't know that I could be I

could try I thought you want to be a journalist all right well anyway we got to be who we are and make the most of it you know I'm right that's right and so you better drink a lot more champagne and then maybe you'll score it like do give back

or how about an agua shot did you get your agua shot yet that green stuff the green stuff right it's it's Christmasy okay yeah okay so now we need this salt and well you need to lick it off of somebody that you might want to lick it off of alright volunteers nobody huh no everyone's volunteering really look it off of

Danielle's pussy I'll volunteer she'll volunteer so original I think they're if I say look it off for me fuck me looking it off somebody's pussy my name got to say my name well his name isn't kinetic his name's kinetic yeah his name's king not you man it's good to be the king right you want to go first I'm a son

I'm a son I'm a son my I'm a son my student you want both of them yeah so much for the whole manner into poly into more than one wife and women don't want more than one husband she wants to I'm a nice yeah she wants to go out but I ain't coming yet but I'm coming or more or more right

she's only you know I don't know thank you okay here comes here comes King Cassine that's why I get paid for what I do too okay so now what part of him are it lick your salt off here's the salt so you need to lick the body part first it does I know that it looks like actually I you're not the first person to tell me

that it is not a coke vile it's just supposed to look like that so that we can feel all edgy and everything but really it's salt okay so now hey hey babe so okay so now this is this is really now Maya's Maya's call here this is Maya's drink so where shall we start you're gonna lick the body powder the

salt off of somebody somewhere okay so who somebody oh she's not gonna tell us she's just gonna do it she's gonna just do it okay okay okay where's the mic I need the mic girl mic girl mic girl because the mic is right now between Danielle's legs where it's not doing much

good except maybe making her feel good maybe you want him to lick it off you you would rather they lick it off you okay take your top off then okay okay these are the new tips okay this is the new okay yes Maya's Hills are now coming forth whoa nice bra oh yeah oh and panties okay I think we should take the

jeans off yeah yeah yeah okay here we go look at this lovely matching lingerie ensemble getting a good view here good thing you're not one of his students are to be fired I know suddenly he's not well if you were one of my students I'd be in serious trouble now you see professor we forgot the good

old days when all of that stuff was really fine okay political correct that's correct or I call it political where would you like to lick that tell me now that they're different okay so now we have to lick the the boob first you have to put the salt on okay I think I feel a bonobo in my pants okay here we

go you want to put the salt on he's gonna you gotta lick it to stick it exactly he's got the whole idea here it's a Wu Tang tradition this is it here we go oh yeah that he's got some very good tongue yeah he's got it okay now drink the shot all right very good yep well done well done all right now she's

got another boob so you're gonna do the other one is that you're gonna have her lick the salt off of you is what he said he was not on the microphone okay he wants her to lick the salt off of him okay and here's you're busy holding a lot of alcohol here I'm gonna do the natural butch butch read with it I'm gonna look

at it off my off my muscle oh look at the other shirt other shirt okay we'll let we'll check out this shirt first let's do a little promotion yeah okay okay and now can we get can we get this shirt off to Teja can you get this shirt off yeah this shirt this shirt off too yeah yeah okay we've been having beef cake on the

show lately you know which is kind of nice last last week we had Batista okay we did we had the big wrestler Batista was gonna hold up the Hitachi for you to talk on but I guess you can't do look at this oh yeah that's Eskimo licking yeah call the vet these puppies are sick wow so how was it yeah okay it was good

okay how about the muscle how did that taste the muscle tasted good you like that muscle okay right you put the shirt back on she might put her shirt back on you wouldn't want that would you okay okay the panties yeah that's okay well we're separate them because it's like a manhunt and okay I don't know we want to

mix the t-shirts and the panties but people are asking you for panties yes we have a lot of panty boys out there uh-huh right okay okay so now we're good and but somebody else wanted something I forget what okay you want to lick off the new boobs the new boobs yes I think we should go for this I just asked you

because I was talking about this with Esteban earlier my editor and when I was little when I was like 13 I'm getting boobs and I go to Six Flags and I get on a roller coaster and I realized that roller coasters are different now because I have brass right right now do you are you a fan of thrilling rides you know

ever since I got my boobs done I'm not going any skydiving but don't you feel like you're missing out no I don't that's okay you can really rough sex where you're just fucking pounding on hurt actually during sex before because I just got them done on August 5th they got hurt a little bit yeah I felt the

implant you know there's live interaction and I was just a it was webcam I can't stop oh you can't oh please you know when you're hurt come on I don't believe I think you know your body is is your temple and all that stuff and you got to preserve your body for yourself your fans and and your loved ones I'll

okay well in the meantime I would like to lick some salt off your breath yes it won't hurt okay here we go and now this is a very special moment between guests on the doctor Susan for those of you who are only listening the reason we're all snorting is because there is a ski slope of you did that on purpose this looks

like a lot of this is not cocaine why why is my tongue all numb oh she's licking it all you know she really is that's some salty stuff too yeah it is salty now she she can't speak she's pretty dumb yeah I just like to say those are absolutely spectacular absolutely from an

anthropological standpoint I would like to come on those tits that's just okay scientifically speaking that my face but thank you yeah it looks to me like they may have been large enough before you had your job yeah how big were they before they were small be they were beautiful I saw some pictures of

them but they were definitely smaller than they are now they were like your size excuse me no but no I used to be when I came into industry I was a I was super skinny so I was like a a good fit into an a cop B is like okay so after a while it's just like the young girl thing faded and they left the industry for

three years and then before I came back have them done now she's over the hill at 24 yeah we don't you don't have to tell us what you paid but no matter how much it was worth every single thing you know it's a Darwinian thing no it's just or a mommy thing it's just a male thing it's an appreciative male thing it

writes a man have to be Darwinian about it at all all right so have we all done our shots yes did you get you got one yeah okay all right Dr. Susie I got three I got three more can you get away from the time here because I don't know what he means by three oh wow I got to get my music go yeah let's go okay it's music time yeah

you're supposed to wrap aren't you you got to live made a song dedicated to Maya Hills expertise because it happens to be something I'm a fan of in general in life so porn that is I guess the name of the song is neck and it's about getting oral sex is the music that goes with this is anybody what it's oh you got a track

okay meantime how you doing Chris I'm doing well I'm enjoying oh yes thank you thank you well it is it is the holiday season you know the time for giving giving hand jobs giving blowjobs and giving a beautiful song let's hear this yeah absolutely nice we're waiting waiting we're waiting in the meantime you're

listening to radio Susie one in the World Wide Web okay well what are casting for not sure what's number the song is but let's try number two or three I'll go for three okay you guys got that back there Teja I want to hear kinetic beatbox it while King raps okay well then do we need it do you do you need a

beatbox shit maybe we need to get that like turned around okay do that now that that won't reach no he's asking like a child like a child I think all men should ask everything like absolutely he's got a question like over maybe the squirt of my glass there's a mic here Asia he can use that might he's got it there's a full

glass right over there or oh there's Teja Teja where's the CD at Teja where my tannies a refill can I hold it for the glass that one that one kinetic my hat I'm not working and my nose is hard now it's cold there's no evolutionary purpose can we get the song we do this yeah we're trying to we're getting somewhere with

that how's fetishville going Chris it's going good we raised 50% of our funding and then also you were you were on my podcast this week I was yeah you were yeah I I do a podcast where I go on other people's podcasts oh you were on it is this a podcast it is it's in a way yeah because you archive the audio yeah you

should post it up on iTunes but will they allow us yes just fuck fuck fuck yes just put it in the health and medicine section here you go it's a song another the next song that's my song I did this is dedicated to my house right here song is called neck

I get your rap neck mad neck I'm getting temple like I asked take mad head all these other swag less niggas know I'm past yet sitting on the here in the air with a bitch name something might just been that ass over got me shelling out rogers

can hold her face straight she ain't playing with a full deck to let go fish that she trying to blow dick looking for a king of heart all I give you is a joker you know I ain't fucking with the bitch unless you post you know I ain't looking for the bitch unless crazy insane so she crazy with brain from my

baddest bitches I demand persistence so I'm gonna get a knee pass for Christmas you dig hands in the sky and on my chest nigga I ain't gonna lie keep them holes on their toes pretty much all we got yeah we got some more figure get it on if you can get the

tracks on we got some more for y'all if y'all want to hear something he's gonna you got to handle it what track you see D what track oh I could go freestyle I don't need I don't need no be my have my body box for me I could just see you me again pull over I don't need no music to

do what I gotta do okay just came out of your pocket there yeah we found okay what up sweet thing looking like prom queen you know you be the dopeness I'll be a dope thing I'm a longer hopeless more like I'm hoping maybe you'll take notice check on my opener she gives you what's your name is is you learn

scoping they call me kinetic cuz I keeps an emotion for real I'm a soldier I'm accomplishing such wouldn't believe me if I told you I'll be talking too much wanna know more about you and your personal strife number I can shout you let you know I'm alive send you a call in your born day tamasuit tell a free

thanks for the dreams that has finally come true like you to know about me and what it is that I do and that I'm not doing this this for you but for the ones I love you know who I be I said I got some nasty ones too oh yeah love a mommy and I need to be all the end you what must be I love a nut so I'm

gonna come again for the baby maybe you will understand baby crazy kills it that child him as a man got this lady she lazy she don't give a damn say she hate me and lately I don't give a damn what she mistake me on some birth shit and I'm burnt man could be a chicken hot no chicken man cuz not don't scram could be

in the scheme of things but I don't scam but I'll be in the mix of things and here I am to learn some advice and to help in hand and if you still got policy to maintenance man I said some shit like you ever needed a quickie then got some pussy seen the

bush them a stick it for a fucking November wookie I tricked snooki with snickers to take pictures in a jersey she said sure no I'm hurling on the floor wasting jokers on my palms from the situation growing on her drawers when I hit once she broke both of her arms trying to fist pump on a robot in a

pond you rappers ain't got a paddle you couldn't handle my shadow you ain't beef you cattle I heard you in a battle you'd have better luck tackling the statue with suntan and with Dracula I'll slap you representation you blasphemous half a sick and I'm cancerous I don't have to

snitch when I drop a dime I just slap a bitch Blastin can is a philanthropist in faggots I'm a Brittany and turned into a spirit chuckle like Africans Dr. Suzy got me on the bed I got into it somehow and I'm on some pills

I'm with Maya Hills she a model chill I'm trying to kick a freestyle break out of the hills and out of a kidney bottoms like sponge the Bob you know the problem never see the title you never could see me hotter than hot lava let's go to the time he can go all night he's young yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we

are running out of time for the formal part of the show yes yes here you go you know we certainly don't want you to put your clothes on so so all right so I think we're about out of time for the formal part of we are actually seven minutes over time let's find out where we can find everybody going to find out

where we can find everyone beginning with the professor where can we find your book I got you your stuff which book whichever one you want to promote well go onto my website www.stavenphksanderson.com and there are a lot of things there to see all right all right okay thank you professor thank you for

joining us and all right ultra vulgar superfiend a step on I want everyone out there to give in to their la viscera's nature and go to ultra vulgar superfiend.com check out our affiliates all over all the amazing things that we have in store for you in the future and if you want to know who I'm fucking when I'm

fucking them and how disappointing or exciting they might be check out featured fuck on your experience on the show I am you know that you are you're a role model for me oh thank you and so I will be writing about this and and every other time that I'm here so awesome check it out Danielle what's your Twitter

account oh god I don't what's your Twitter account is that it I you vulgar speed I'm not the truth is I have a Twitter account and and I haven't been using it Twitter Twitter any any punishment you could give me would be to enjoy one of those candy cane oh yeah okay okay I think we need to have panties

partially and okay what were your sins confess I don't use Twitter Facebook is for farmers the hunter-gatherer method of communication we like Twitter I promise you I will use Facebook says Facebook is a farm it's a plantation you're just surfs on Mark Zuckerberg's farm that's all you're right you know but if you're on

Twitter you get to say whatever you want okay well so I will you're dirty girl you need you need this freedom I do I do you do and you've been spanked for being on Facebook okay okay so now you've promoted yourself let's see okay you follow me on Twitter my Hills triple X MA YA Hills HIL LS triple X and then friend me

on Facebook and yes I do use it okay well you can use I use it too but you know I am a farmer well we ought to farm sometimes in our civilized world I do raise what yes come on well as commotion knows no how use technology yeah yeah pretty smart out there yeah don't ask them they trade their why don't you

don't offer up their why don't ask them oh okay they didn't offer you up I hope well they didn't sell me Susie I would like to make yourself now can I do my real quick we're finishing hers up okay are you done I'm done oh okay now you all right kinetic kinetic kinetic 9.com kinetic 9.com Facebook kinetic Murray okay

Twitter can edit on the school now okay yeah yeah okay we'll follow you and you Chris I'm at that Chris Gore on Twitter yeah we know you tasia yeah at Fetishville at fetish VIL where's your hot girlfriend she didn't make it tonight you can leave now you don't even bring your dolls or no because I dressed up for the

holiday he was wearing that sweater right Santa is getting his dick suck at least look how good one of those shirts and King you got the pain made it you made that I believe they're creative the king of Cassim where do we find you and can you talk about this amazing thing you're about to do I can't really talk about

it but I'll I'll give you some insight okay I'm pretty much gonna be dropping a lot of music in the next couple months yeah I won't tell you know with who are what but so you suck away huh look out for me kinetics EP we're dropping soon together like in the next couple months that's a Wu Tang thing yeah it's gonna

be a Wu Tang thing okay so just think okay thank you wait wait wait wait wait wait stop with so many black guys out of me I'm gonna get something for you Dr. Susan can you get something for me can I get can I get you on the track on a track on a track we like your voice we like

just don't take it all right no I never take it that's right all right you guys can follow me at a at King on the score kaseem kaseem to see me up on Twitter you know whatever I'm gonna be dropping some stuff soon so yeah I'll make sure yeah hold up hold up stop we'll get you and you ain't gonna send us no retainer not

like that we're gonna get you on the track right that's my manager over there yeah all right all right so I think we're all promoted and and now we're going to promote colonizer my favorite mascots right so the black rhino in the house the bonobos which we spoke about earlier are the make love not war chimpanzee

who swing through the trees as well as with each other and they inspire us ethical hedonists because they have orgies and they also have never been seen killing each other and and the females have a lot of sex and and solidarity just amazing they don't you write no murder no war so far they might do it so

far and I once during captivity you never know but they're highly in danger so we need to help them yeah donate donate donate what again you know donate anything you don't I say donate money because we've adopted a few yeah what's the name she needs jeeps she needs yeah Lola yabanobo they need jeeps they need

all kinds of stuff yeah and for to to help save the baby bonobos whose parents have been killed by hunters so donate what you can yeah when the mom when they are killed they and they see the hunters the bonobo just do what Susan they go they scream and they put their hands up like the cops have come they put their

hands up like that you gave me an AK and I'll go over there and all the hunters the next day to a scene so that's a sperm they don't know if we should meet violence with violence but okay that's a good you know it's called elimination we should eat the hunters eat hunters not bonobos anyway Mary Saturnalia triple X

mists horny Hanukkah right and I think it's but Bodie day or something for the Buddhist thank you it's a screaming ohs for the voice oh yes the screaming ohs yeah don't forget to occupy she liked the screening oh yes oh I just want to acknowledge that time magazine has made us all person of the year we are the

protesters we are the occupiers we are the 99 percent there's the vendetta on the pole right there that's right vendetta and so you know I mean I know it's just a bone that they're throwing us before you know the one percent time magazine it's alright you know it's alright it's a win it's a win for the people that we are

person of the year the protester is person of the year so let's give ourselves a hand you know I'm gonna sell out this movie right I just watched this movie last night Bob take care on the Alice anybody know that movie yeah that's our yeah that's a fun yeah yeah yeah she was beautiful buddy of his he just name

dropped a little bit there do you and Quentin have three sims together no yeah we have a big dick was the big question yeah we watch we watch he's so we so good movies man yeah but he doesn't show his dick yeah hold on his print of war of the gargantua is it's awesome Tasia heaven is on the phone could you tell

the whole yeah all right so so we've got a wind up we're gonna have an after party now which is even better than the actual show so don't go nowhere we gotta take some pictures and don't go away I want you to be good be happy try not to hurt anybody including yourselves make like bonobos not baboons and squirt if you

can it's holy water brothers and sisters yeah it's good for the skin oh absolutely somebody has to squirt here yeah okay there you guys okay and make love not war hey we're out of Iraq brothers and sisters let's give it up for the big oh actually got us out of Iraq thank you Obama you know you actually the

budget got us politics right now we can go into it yeah well we're out of there there's only a thousand guys left out of there yeah there's still guys in yeah 8000 they're gonna be out by the 31st al-Qaeda is coming in as soon as they leave

right well you know we said that at the beginning of war sorry guys yeah that's what was gonna happen that was what was inevitable because we busted up a country you know and anyway oh my god that's all right okay so make love to someone you love tonight even if that's someone is you or it's a quick I love

you love you to that I love you too baby and into the sex at dawn okay yes up on the stage we're gonna do a group picture yep first picture is clothed okay and you've been listening to radio Susie brawl on or something wide-web broadcasting from Los Angeles California picture for the house to us thank you for joining their

sensors need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else you can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan block your mistress of the Air Waves but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan block Institute for the erotic arts and sciences specializing in sex therapy over the phone any time

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