Penthouse Self Petting

Full transcript of Penthouse Self Petting on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, professors and porn stars, penthouse pets and wild sexy beasts. All you children is sex and we are all children of sex.

We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Brahma or a big teacup in the sky. But one thing we know, until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant.

And tonight, if you're listening to me live or if you're one of those lucky little devils that's actually watching us on Dr. Susan Block.TV, well tonight we are climaxing masturbation month in the merry month of May with penthouse self petting. You've heard of self pleasuring, but self petting is a very special activity that the penthouse pets are experts in. Or perhaps I should say, sex birds, since these pets don't just pet, but they pontificate, I think.

They are sex birds, they are sex pots, and they are here. And I'm very excited to introduce them to you. Starting with someone who's already got me totally confused because I thought she'd be a blonde. And here she is, a sultry brunette, Mackenzie Miles.

Hello. Hi, welcome to the Speakeasy. Thank you. And the Dr. Susan Block show.

I'm excited. Good. I am too. I mean, I'm, you know, it's good to knock me off balance a little.

I was expecting the blonde hair. And now we have a few blonde streaks, but it's this sultry brunette. I surprised Ryan today too. Yes.

And we have Ryan Neely. Thank you. And here's her microphone. It's on now.

Turn her on. Ryan Neely is. Keely, K-E-E-O-I. That's right.

Of course, Keely. Ryan Keely, making a mistake always makes them listen even closer. I must be making you nervous. Ryan Keely is the 2011 runner-up for Pet of the Year.

I am. It's a huge honor. Yes. And you are also the Dirty Details mistress.

I write a monthly column for Penthouse Forum called The Dirty Details, where I take sex advice questions. And so people can email me at thedirtydetails.ffn.com if they want me to. Yes.

Answer any sex questions. Lots of sex tips. Yes. And love tips?

You know, I don't get enough questions about love. People seem to more focus on the physical act than the emotional side of the relationship when they're trying to fix problems. Well, you know, sex is an aspect of love.

It is. Very important one. But love is an important aspect of sex. Well, sometimes.

Sometimes. Spirituality. Sometimes love can be a really messed up aspect of sex. But we'll get to that.

Jumping ahead. I want to introduce your friends and lovers, I guess, right? Not yet. Phoenix and I, I'm going to have Phoenix.

Well, Phoenix is going to have me on the 5th. And Isis and I have talked about it. But we haven't nailed down a date to play with each other. But it'll happen soon.

I've had a run. I love Mackenzie. Mackenzie. Okay.

Here we go. So, the introductions. We have Phoenix Marie. Yes.

P. Marisol. Yes. Yes. Welcome.

Super butt. Super girl. Super cowgirl anal is what I hear as your specialty. Cowgirl anal.

I prefer anal sex. Right. I really do. You prefer it to vaginal.

And oral. I love giving oral. Right. She's amazing.

Wow. I've seen it. It's a little hard to believe. And this is Isis Taylor.

Hi. Shalom. Shalom. Isis is part Israeli.

I'm Israeli, Peruvian and Scottish. So, Buenos Notches as well. Right. And Scottish.

I don't know what Scottish term for it. I have no idea. Here's a beer. It's just better than just saying like white.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you went to Glee tonight? I was supposed to. And then I, all my friends went at the three o'clock show.

So, I was like, I don't want to go by myself. Are you a singer? No, but I danced all throughout school. So, all my friends are dancers.

And we were all going to go. Like, one of my friends was on the show. And I don't know. I just, when they all went earlier, I was like, I don't.

Well, that's okay. That's okay. I'm glad you're here. You're all here.

And that's just such a beautiful thing for penthouse pets. I've got to move my microphone here. And it's like I could, I could build a city with penthouse pets, you know. It's beautiful.

It's great. So, now, you've also brought some toys. Is that right? You're celebrating masturbation month with your new line of penthouse sex toys.

Yes, this is a new line from Topco. Topco has produced many penthouse toys in the back, but this is the penthouse mode collection. You can see that they're stylized.

They all, you know, they have rhinestones. They're waterproof. They're amazing. So, we're going to talk about all of the different toys

and all of the fun things that you can do with them. Yeah. Yeah, they do look quite. Now, this is like a furry thing on the end.

Phoenix Marie can explain this toy for you. Okay. You've got the black version. Yeah.

You know. It probably doesn't matter to me. I believe that, but I'm going to get open. Like a little interracial sex toy action.

You know. Again, size, whatever. No. To me, the first thing, obviously, when I saw this toy,

I thought, oh, look, but plugs, because they obviously have the ripple like the beads. Yes. And it's extremely powerful.

Oh, a vibrator as well. Right. And because I actually come harder and more frequently from anal sex.

A is waterproof. So if you want to take it to the tub, if you work with a girl or a guy even who comes a lot or girl squirts,

you can definitely not have to worry about any of the fluids hindering the vibrations. But, you know, then it's also fun to sit there and stick it up your what, what, and then, you know,

have a little thing hanging out. You can say more than what, what, because That's what she refers to. Phoenix Marie has a what, what.

It's not a but. It's a what, what. That's how she refers to her, it's a what situation, right?

You know what, it was just one of those things of not a lot of people can say ass, anal, et cetera, et cetera. They've seen it as offensive, unfortunately. So I just decided to take the song and say what, what.

Yeah. Okay. She sounds so innocent when she says what, what. I know.

It's like, I'm going to totally destroy her what, what. Right, right. Now I'm going to say two words each time I say anything. Okay, but I'm just saying that, you know,

this is internet radio and cable TV. So let's take it in our ass. Take it in the ass, Phoenix. You can say whatever you like about your what, what,

what's in your ass. My anal cavity. But it's interesting you thought that this was good for the but, because of course the first thing I think when I see it is feather duster.

I'm thinking feather duster, but you know, I mean, that's me. It's multi-use. Well, another fine fun thing that you can do with the feathers is sensation play. Like it would be very exciting if I could demonstrate on Mackenzie.

Oh, absolutely. I'd love to. So what I'm going to do with a special penthouse blindfold here. So this is the penthouse city blindfold.

And blindfolds are amazing to use in the bedroom because a lot of us have them lying around for sleeping in bright situations. What they do is sensory deprivation. And so it makes people more aware of touch and feel than they would without being able to see. Because right now she doesn't know what I'm going to do to her.

She doesn't know exactly how, where, or when I'm going to touch her. And that's a really exciting. How do you feel about that Mackenzie? A little excited.

A little. Okay. How do you know you're excited? What is your body telling you?

I don't know. I'm just, you know, I'm like she said I'm kind of wondering like where she's going to be touching me and waiting for it. All right. I am too.

I'm wondering and watching. And it's going across the back of the neck, which is a classic spot for the woman. You know, guys, you should know a good part to start with outer course is the back of the neck. It's like it's a hotline to the spine.

And it really gets you going. That back of the neck and you can't see back there even without a blindfold. So it does feel a little mysterious. Now we're going down the front.

And the front of the chest a little bit. It works better when she's naked. Well, you know, feel free. You can always just get that way here.

This is the speakeasy. Hey, now, could you move that bottle of agua? Ah, yes. Would you like some?

I had like a full cup of tequila. So Mackenzie, can you tell me how that felt? It was good. You know, because I don't know where you're going.

It's kind of, I don't know, every time you touch me it's like a little surprise. A little surprise. Tingly. So this toy is, it's called this, what is it called?

The fine feathered friend. And this toy, as we've discovered, has multiple uses. And it's all from the Penthouse Mode collection from Topco. You can find that at the penthousestore.com.

Ooh, well you're just a fount of wisdom. It's my job. And I think we have a code, don't we, that people can order through us? Yes, there's a code.

What is the code? It's a secret code. It's a secret code that we don't even know. It's something about block.

Block, I know. Something about block, something. Should I find out? Find out what our code is.

So people order stuff, I guess, tonight. Oh yeah, you got the code? It's block 20. Block 20.

Block 20. So go to the penthousestore.com and pick out whatever you want. And there's tons of great toys there. And then enter the code.

Just block 220. And get 20% off. And you get 20% off. See, easy.

That's all you need to know. Right, and you're licking the feather. You are a very moral girl, aren't you? I am.

You are. I have a scene where she sticks this whole huge toy, like, all the way down her throat, and then it just stays there, and she closes her mouth.

Did you open one of those? Then she opens it, and then it just, like, shoots out. Wow. It was amazing.

I was like, do it again, do it again, do it again. I can take eight inches out of my throat with no problem. Did you bring a toy like that? Unfortunately, we don't have it in the mode collection.

But it's all anything that's, like, obviously rubber completely. I've got the same talent. You do. Amazing.

Do it to bring the challenge. Well, I would like to ask you to demonstrate. I thought you'd have something, but I have condoms to put on my toys.

Do you have a double-headed one, and then they can do it, like, on each side? Who's got the eight inch dick in here? That big bag of dildos that we moved aside,

because where's the big... I don't know who moved it, and I don't know where they're at. The big basket of dildos that we moved aside, because we didn't want to interfere with all these great toys.

But, Brian, you moved them somewhere? Okay, so we'll get those in a minute here. So, tell me where everybody's from, and how you became a penthouse pet while we're waiting for the dildos.

I'm from Oregon. Oregon. I grew up in a very small town in Oregon, yes. So that's why you have such a nice complexion.

Thank you. I just, I don't know, I was in Oregon. I was going to college, and I met this girl, and we became really good friends, and we were like,

fuck Oregon, we want to go see what's in L.A. Fuck Oregon. I think Oregon wishes you would have done that more often. Well, we had quite a bit of that on our way out.

Okay, okay. So, we came down to L.A., and thank you, Craigslist. All right. You know, that's how they found you,

or you found penthouse? Well, I mean, I started doing porn first, and I was doing porn for about a year and a half, and then I moved back to Oregon for a couple years,

and then I came back, well, when I was in Oregon, I got a boob job, and then I came back to porn, and then penthouse found me. Because she's beautiful.

It's the progression. You get your boob job, you go to L.A. I grew up a little bit. I was 19 when I was first here,

and I was very, I did all the pigtails and the long socks and stuff, and then I came back, and I wore that. You'd still look cute in pigtails.

All right. And you like dangerous sex. Dangerous. Naughty.

I don't know. That's what I read in the penthouse description of you. It's exciting. Really.

Naughty. Surprise. Yeah. When guys just kind of take you by surprise.

Not that anyone should do that. Right. Not even you. This is like the more worst person.

But Morgan waved when I said that. No girls either take you by surprise. Okay. What?

I said, no, it's not a surprise if you wave. Oh, right. It's tipping your hand. Hands down, pants down.

Right. Well, that's a challenge. So, Ryan, Keely. Yes.

Dirty details. How did you become a penthouse pet? Well, I'm originally from the Pacific Northwest as well. I think there's something about the Pac-Nor

that pretty girls get out of there really fast. And I came down to San Diego, and then I worked at an adult DVD store. Brought two years.

And then I met the wonderful Haley Page, guard, rest or soul. And she got me a job recruiting and managing girls in San Diego.

And then I went up to LA where I also managed a female talent. I was about 19 at the time. At that point, I started my career in radio.

I started with K-Sex Radio, and then I moved on to Playboy Radio. I worked as a buyer for a major company at that time. And at some point, Justine Jolie was like,

hey, you could model too. And the idea had never crossed my mind before because I had worked behind the scenes in porn for so long, I figured that, you know,

if I was pretty enough, someone would have said something and no one had. And so I went through this whole transformation process where she burned all of my cargo pants.

And, you know, I grew my hair out and got a tan and got the nails and the whole thing. And I just, I always knew the career that I really admired was Jeanine Lyndon Mueller.

I think that she's had a really amazing run. And of course, her background is with Penthouse. And I only do girls on camera. And so she was, you know.

Except maybe the jail part. Except for the, except for in more recent years. Although she made it work for her. She did make it work for her.

Yeah. But so, you know, Justine Jolie is a good friend and a huge inspiration for me. Jeanine has always been an inspiration for me.

So being in Penthouse was a really important part of achieving that dream and, you know, making everything that I wanted to happen and until it happened.

Well, good for you. Well, you know, it's interesting because it's like you started out as the smart girl and became the sex pot.

Yeah, I'm wearing my contacts right now. I actually normally do have glasses on. I'm sure you have a much nerdy look that, you know, we can share it another time.

My fans on my Twitter page. They see that. They know. Okay.

But, but, you know, it's very interesting that you start out that way because people usually think somebody gets into Penthouse, especially becomes a pet of the year or runner-up,

you know. You'd have to be the hottie from the get-go, you know, the hottie even in elementary school. You know, I think girls that were hot

in elementary school don't really get into porn. It's always the late boomers that I find. Was they getting knocked up early? Yeah, I was a nerd.

Yeah. Total nerd. By the time you're in Penthouse, right. Yeah.

It's kind of amazing. And I, you know, I just love human sexuality. So working behind the scenes was exciting enough for me. And when the opportunities to have in front of the camera

presented itself, it was overwhelming and exciting and flattering all at the same time. Well, all the benefit for us. And now let's see.

So Phoenix, how did you rise to the Penthouse pages? I got into porn October 15, 2007. I gave it a go. And I worked for Harley Davidson for seven years.

Doing finance. Harley Mama, you like to wrap your legs around a hog. Something about the vibrations. Yeah.

A hot hog is big enough for you. I have my own, which is what that way. Okay. So you have your own.

Yes, I have my own. You go riding and driving. Yeah, exactly. Good for you.

And yeah. So got into Penthouse. You know what? Obviously, I always looked at it like there's the pretty

and the dirty. And I really didn't want to like alter my body too much. And I was like, oh, okay. I'll just play with all those girls.

And so I never really saw myself as being a penthouse pet. And fortunately. You didn't. You're another one that didn't see yourself as that.

You know what? I really, I do love very hardcore scenes. And I wouldn't see that as being super pretty all the time. Obviously.

Depends, I guess. I like fetish. I like bondage as well. I mean like candle wax on my body.

Like I look at that. That could be there, you know. It's getting wet. Yeah, exactly.

Melting. I like that stuff. So I didn't think that, you know, the smeared lashes and mascara and everything else would technically be Penthouse.

But obviously, as you're seeing this, I'm an extended amazing job on my stuff. Yes. An amazing job.

But you know, you do an amazing job on yourself. All right. So Isis. As I'm playing with the laser pointer that they gave me.

Let's see. So are you born in Israel? No, actually I'm a Valley girl. Oh, but you're one of your parents?

My grandfather. Grandfather from Israel. Yeah. My grandfather's from Israel.

My grandmother's from Peru. My mom's from Venice. And I'm from the Valley. Venice Beach as opposed to Italy?

Yeah, Venice Beach. And I'm a Valley girl. I even have Valley girl tattooed on my arm. Aww.

I used to have 818 on this arm, but I got it removed. Well, you know, I thought you were from Israel, but the Valley is the new product's land. No, but I used to live in, I used to live in Israel.

People make aliyah to the Valley, you know. It's like, you know, from Oregon. And aliyah by the way is a Hebrew word for like a, making a pill remage to Israel.

It's like moving there, making commitment. So. Yeah. I mean, I lived in Israel.

I lived in a place called Sfat, which is in the, it's in the middle of Israel. It's a beautiful place. It's one of the oldest cities in Israel.

When, when were you there? 98 to almost 2000. So when you were a kid, you weren't a penthouse pet yet? No, but I've been trying, I've been talking to penthouse

for many moons about sending my ass over there. Cause apparently. Your ass. This is another case of the ass before the rest of you.

I guess. No, but no, cause apparently they've been talking about like if they wanted an Israeli pet and then they get one and then I don't know what happened after that kind of

everything just fell off. But as far as me being in penthouse, it's something that I always wanted. They have a picture of you in there.

I mean, I saw one picture that you were showing your book. Yeah. I have a nice ass. You do.

I'd like to see it. Let me stand up. Okay. In my very tall heels, they made me change.

Tall heels, yes. We didn't make you change. We didn't make you change. Oh, look at that ass.

That's quite an ass. And no panties or as we say here for panty boy, hello panty boy. Invisible panties.

Panties are overrated. Panties are overrated. Well, when you're wearing something like that, it's okay, but with jeans it gets, you know.

Chafing. A little chafing. Yeah. No, penthouse is something I always wanted to do.

Before I ever got into porn, I always knew that I was going to end up naked on some, on some magazines spread somewhere or half naked. I filled out, they used to have like this application

that you could fill out for penthouse. Yeah. To send it in. And I filled out like maybe about a hundred of them.

And I filled it out for penthouse and I filled it out for playboy and then I just really didn't like playboy anymore. And. Why?

Because I think it's kind of bland. Not sexy enough for you? Yeah, I think they like go to like a regular workplace and pick out like some regular girl

and put this regular girl in this regular magazine and like, here take off your clothes. How would you describe yourself if not regular? Definitely not regular.

I mean, I'm interesting. Interesting. Like, I mean, I'm different. I'm not just, you know, I'm not very bland.

They don't promote sex like they say they do. And unfortunately, you know, most playboy models, it's you won't find anything with them sticking anything inside of themselves.

Playboy models don't have sex. Yeah. No, like, I mean, a really good friend of mine is Miss February of 2009.

And she's the hottest thing ever. But you can't even see her snatch in the picture. There are some, however, some really amazing playmates that came over to the penthouse dark side

because they wanted to get dirty. I mean, you get Nikki Benz, you have Sandy Westgate, who whole career is built on being, you know, the playboy, a playmate gone wild.

And then, of course, there's Victoria Zidrock was a playmate first and now is a pet. And Alexi Carlson was also came over to the dark side. There's a lot of switching now.

But no, that's the thing. You can't switch. So penthouse, yeah, penthouse is like, once you're with penthouse, it's like,

why would you want to go anywhere else? Exactly. It's like a family. It's like, one, it's like a family.

And two, it's like when you take your pictures, you feel the sexiest you could ever feel. And penthouse is now owned by adult friend-finder? Yeah, friend-fighter is a sub,

yeah, penthouse is a sub-sitter. And Bob Guccione was an old friend of mine who actually helped me start publishing my newspapers way, way back when.

Well, Mark Bell was involved in penthouse. Mark Bell, the current owner of penthouse got involved back in the Gucci-oni days. He actually ran the whole internet side of the business.

And those of you that want to see all of our penthouse pictures, you can go to penthouse.com and our whole photo spreads are there, including the outtakes. Or you guys can go to Isis Taylor's store

and buy my underground penthouse. Exactly. But Mark Bell set up the entire internet side of the business for Bob and Bob ended up needing money

and then he couldn't pay back the money and so he got his toy taken away. And I love the new direction that the magazine is taking. Of course, Bob is a legend.

And his mansion is, of course, I think should be named Historic Landmark and Caligula. Penthouse has a long and storied and fascinating history.

Penthouse has only gotten better over the years. Yes. But he was inspired by penthouse foreign letters to create his magazines.

Actually, I stole them from Bob. I said, inspired. No, no, I just stole them. Well, it was the time of the underground press.

So I stole all this shit. I cut it out. And I was doing an interview with him and he said,

I think those are my letters. That's my type style. I said, yeah. I said, it's really nice, Mr. Gucci-oni.

And he said, boy, you guys got a lot of balls, don't you? So I ran the first ads on the West Coast for Bob back in 1970 something. I'm sorry.

I don't know what your background is. I'm the most prosecuted publisher in the United States. I've been in prison for two years. I've been prosecuted for everything 23 times.

You need to eat your heart out. Okay. None of these guys got nothing. None of these guys got nothing on me, believe me.

It's been married 19 years. Gangster, gangster. Yeah. Anyway, Penthouse is a great magazine.

And I was looking through it because Bob was really a dear friend. When I was prosecuted, he helped us. He funded us.

That's why he lost everything because he had a heart and he cared. He's known for his generosity. God rest his soul.

He was a wonderful, wonderful man. And a great artist. So when I first got the magazines, I started to cry

because I hadn't seen the Penthouse in a long time. That's true. And then I saw his pictures in there and I see that you guys still honor him.

And I looked at all the nice pussies and stuff. Hey, everything's cool. Penthouse is alive. But Penthouse is one of those things

that even in movies to this day, you hear occasionally Playboy, people talk about the Playboy Mansion, but everybody talks about Penthouse for him.

Everybody talks about Penthouse. Penthouse is one of those things that will never die down. When people look at Penthouse,

Penthouse is really something where you can open up the pages and really jerk one off. Nobody really wants to look at something

where it's all shadowed, like on some girl's body. Or over airbrush and you can't,

it doesn't look like a woman anymore. You're like, what is that? It's a blog. Well, we got some real women right here.

And if you'd like to give us a call and talk to these real womanly Penthouse pet, our number is 1866-289-7068. If you're anywhere in North America

and if you're outside North America, you can also give us a call to regular number. You know you have to pay a few pennies. It's 213-670-0066.

And we have Nassem on line one. Okay. And Nassem, welcome to Radio Siziwan. What was the phone number?

It's 1866-289-7068. And Nassem, we're doing great. I'm doing great. I'm looking at beautiful Penthouse pets

sitting before me tweeting. Tweeting in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, that's what we're doing. Yeah, yeah, good.

1866-289-7068. And so Nassem, it says here you want to know about fetishes. Is that right?

Yeah. I just want to know about fetishes. Like a couple of questions. Like what's the reason?

Like where is fetishism much about it? No. So it's just a general question. It's not like you have a fetish or do you?

Yeah. It starts with your babysitter or the nun or... Childhood. Childhood.

There's been no conclusive evidence that points to early childhood experiences leading to development of fetishes later on in life, though, that there is some people believe

that there might be some correlation. Nothing has been proven. Actually, my uncle was beaten by... My uncle was beaten by his governess.

And so he couldn't come unless he gets spanked and he got caught on the roof. But this was pre-war.

This was not in early times. And there's a lot of evidence, actually, that it comes from childhood. It doesn't always come from childhood.

The fetish can come from fashion, but it often does. I mean, as a therapist who talks to people every day,

I would say it usually does. What are you going to do when you grow up? There's a lot of people that experience those activities and behaviors

and do not develop fetishes later on in life. Like myself, of course. No fetish-free over there? No, I have no fetish.

Except for your wife. Except my wife is my fetish. Good answer. A little leading, but he did give the right answer.

Well, fetishes are a little mysterious. We're still learning a lot about them. And in fact, the definition of the word fetish has broadened in the days

of Kraft Ebbing, who first started really using the word to describe sexual interests.

It was considered something that you had to have in order to get an erection, or if you're a woman to get an orgasm.

But now, I mean, there's fetish balls, there's fetish interests, fetish lines that people call just because they're kind of sorta interested,

not necessarily because they need it to get an erection. And also, keep in mind this. The word fetish

originally meant a religious object, something that the fetishists invest with great power,

great feeling, and sometimes it could be like a crucifix, or it could be like a rabbit's foot.

And the sex fetish is similar. The fetishists invest great sexual power

into that object. I have a question for Dr. Suzy. What I would recommend, sir, if you want to

explore fetishes and SNM in a safe, sane and consensual way, you should do some background reading. And I was wondering if Dr. Suzy has a book that she thinks is a great intro guide

to adding fetish to your sex life. Oh, mine, of course. The Ten Commandments of Pleasure, which has a lot on fetishes. But I mean,

I guess I hate to say my own, but there's a lot of fetishism. Yeah, I hate to say it, but I will, because, you know,

I've been put on the spot. So The Ten Commandments of Pleasure really talks about how to explore your own fetishes and share them

with someone you care about, which is very difficult, which is why a lot of people share them with people they don't care about. Because fetishes, you know, they can be

very revealing of your feelings, right? Phoenix Marie is nodding. What's your fetish? What's your fetish stuff going on? Me?

Yeah. No. Oh, no, I said Phoenix, but you could, too. What's his fetish? I want to know. No, tell me what your fucking fetish is.

Tell me, man. What is it? Or your fetish for fucking. What's your fetish? Me? I don't know. I hear all the times when people, like,

you know, when you're jerking off, what makes you come? What do you think about? What do you think about?

When you think about a girl, or when you go home and you're fucking your wife or your girlfriend and you're sitting there

and you're thinking about anything, what do you think about? Do you think about her in some nice, hot heels? Are you thinking about her in some latex?

Are you thinking about her in a little school girl outfit? Or are you just thinking about her in a workplace? Lots of good ideas. What do you think about? What do you fantasize about?

Or do you just think about her in the blendest moment? Like, do you think of her with no makeup on? You know, that's all considered a fetish now. He has a fetish for not telling you what it said.

If you want a really great intro guide to sex, the guide to getting it on is a really fantastic book. That is a good one. The guide to getting it on is, I think,

that anyone... It's the first book that you should buy about sex, if you want to buy it. It's by a guy named Paul.

It's from the goofy footprint. Yeah, it's the goofy foot press. I cannot remember the author's names, but the guide to getting it on is everywhere.

It's a good one for any kind of sex. Not really fetish, but... But they do have a small chapter on it, and beyond that, if you want to specifically focus on BDSM,

I think SNM 101 is a pretty solid, straightforward beginning guide. And, of course, Dr. Suzy's book. Dr. Susan Block.

Yeah, I'm gonna talk to Dr. Susan Block. You are talking to her, right? You talk to her privately. I hope you got a visa-mass card or something like that,

because we're real therapists, okay? But you gotta pay for therapy. She's so difficult to reach, she's not even hearing. Dr. Susan Block is the best.

I hear a lot about him from some of my friends. He really doesn't know he's talking to me. No, he doesn't. Let me ask you something.

Hold on. Does somebody pay you for this? Where are you from? You have an accent. Where are you from? No, I'm from Detroit.

From where? Detroit. Where are you from originally? Originally, my dad and my mother are Arabic.

All right. Okay, that's what I want to hear. It's the Arabic Revolution. And that's what we want to know about. And it's not about politics,

and everybody's trying to take credit for this revolution. The Arab Spring. The Arab Spring is about pussy and revolution. And sex. It's about the internet.

It's about overturning all of this bullshit that's been going on for centuries. And you are one of the revolutionaries. Is that all these revolutions

that are going on around the world, it's a lot to do with you, Pats. Right. See, all these people that are in countries that...

These are the frontline troops. Don't let them see you. They just say, we've got to get in your government so we can look at the penthouse.

And you know how we know? Because we are probably the premier therapist to the Arab world today. Because most of the people that are calling today

are calling from the Arab world. They have money, they have oil, okay? And they got this stuff going on and they want to know how do we change our lives?

They have a lot of wives. They don't have the penthouse pets. No, when I went to Dubai, everything was blocked.

I couldn't access anything. The most random, the most stupid, even the most normal... My Gmail is blocked because it's too dirty to be in Dubai.

Yeah, like the most normal thing is blocked. And it was driving me up the wall because I just want to check adult DVD talk. I just want to log on to penthouse.

I just want to do this. You can imagine that a lot of the revolutionaries were thinking that same thing. Have been thinking that same thing.

I just want to log on to penthouse. I just want to get my Gmail. It's also interesting that the big guys are blocked. We're not.

Because we're under the radar. We're nobody. We're nobody. I think it pops off of keywords.

Exactly. If you're just like Dr. Suzie, then they're like, oh, she's a doctor. She helps us.

I heard a lot about it. She does really help. We love you guys. We want that spring revolution.

Revolution all over the fucking world. What's your fetish? Women with stuff over their eyes? Maybe your fetish is for...

That's getting to be my fetish now. Sex therapists. Sex therapists. I'm going to have to talk with Dr. Suzie

and find out what's my fetish. And with that... We love you. And you keep up the revolution.

And welcome. You guys are very good therapists. I hope you guys do. Check out penthouse.

Check out the pets. Check out IsisTaylorTriplex.com IsisTaylorTriplex.com IsisTaylorTriplex.com

IsisTaylorTriplex.com Do you want some? I have TaylorVixen's vagina. At the penthouse store.

Can you get that at the penthouse store? Yes, you can get TaylorVixen's vagina. She's 2010's... Look at this vagina here.

Penthouse pet of the year. Can we see that? In my hand and you can buy it at penthousestore.com. Looks like it's made of that.

I had to post a poll. We don't need any Patriot missiles. we need vaginas. We got to drop pocket rockets all over the world. We got to change the world. And it comes with a little vibrator. If you like the vibration while you're fucking, you can stick it in the top.

And then you can fuck Taylor Vixen for a very low price. Taylor Vixen's vibrating pussy. If you also if you go to the penthouse store, you can search my page. Just search Ryan Keel and you'll come up with my special store page and it's all products and items that I recommend.

So that's all at the penthouse store. And you enter in the sale code which is block 20 and get 20% off. You got something here from ISIS. Somebody's calling about ISIS here. Block name. There you go. Okay, so this is what happens when I tweet during your show.

Nasem, we want to hear from you again, Nasem. Yeah, you're great. And let us know how it goes when you finally talk to Dr. Susan Block, okay? Yeah, I'm going to talk to Dr. Susan Block.

I think you guys are very good there. Thank you for everything. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Okay.

Take care. Let's see. We have DJ online three. We lost them. Oh, we lost them.

He wants to know, when will ISIS be free for booking? He wants to book you. Go to my agent's site. You're talking about your pussy a lot.

This is Taylor Vixen's vagina. Oh, that's not yours. It's not my vagina. Taylor Vixen.

I know that last time I was inside the penthouse office, they had a picture of my vagina on a box. And it was very interesting. Because it wasn't really my vagina and it wasn't really my mouth. But they had it.

It was on just the box cover. And it said, muy caliente. These are the names of the toys. It was super weird.

Yeah, if you want to book me, you go to my agent's site. There we go. Okay. Lucky agent.

So, okay. So now I think we are going to sample a little of that oral skill that you have. Right? But I'm thinking this, we just washed them.

No, they're just stained, but they're clean. They're clean, right? They're clean. Totally clean.

It is that. That scares me. You wanted to double-headed. This is double-headed.

But they need some condoms. But they're totally clean. How about these? And disinfected.

No. Actually, no. I can do that with no problem. If you have a condom, I can throw over any latex free though.

If possible, please. Latex free. Latex free? Oh, latex free condom.

You know the new Magnum? The Magnum Skins. They're like made latex free. They're amazing.

Wait a second. What do I got here? The phones are all up. Dr. Suzy.

Everyone's like, do-do-do-do-do-do. So how about she deep stutter while you answer her call? Okay. Uh-huh.

Wait, wait. I thought that wasn't the only one. I heard that Mackenzie is very skilled at this. And we have flavored ones here.

Mint or strawberry? That sounds painful going down your throat. I might throw up with that. Great.

It's just too plain. What? Do you have plain? Plain?

Oh, plain. Condom flavored. This is latex. I like it.

I like that. That sounds good. Cornstar Fan 2011 said his fetish is panties. And you're not wearing any?

And you're not wearing any? No. No, invisibly. She's wearing invisible panties.

I'm sorry, panty guy. Which are great. I've actually never put a condom on. Oh, let me do it.

Okay. You should watch my PSA on YouTube. And you're free. We're going to see the sex bird put a condom on.

This is Ryan Keely. I'm amazing at putting condoms. 2011, runner up for a pet of the year, putting a condom on very skillfully.

That's a great camera. I have a camera. On a big sword dildo. I need a condom.

This is a good example of what we mean by turn swords into dildos. It's like the biblical thing that says turn swords into plowshares.

We turn swords into dildos here. Okay. So I guess the cameras are on you, so I think you're starting.

I'm going to try and do it. Okay. You're going to try. Well, I've never done it with a toy.

You've never done it with a toy? No. Just do it. Wow.

Look at that. Now this is a foot long toy. Oh my God. And she's getting in 10 inches.

It's a good 10. There we go. That was good. 10.

Yay. That was very good. Okay. 10 inches.

10 inches. Is this going to be that? She could stick that whole thing. The thing is we still haven't located

a latex pre-condom for Venus. Oh, wasn't that latex pre-condom? No. Oh, that was a latex one?

Okay. I can do my fist. Do you want me to do that instead? Yes.

Yeah. I got to take off the ring. It's like whenever people fist my asshole, they're like, yeah, I don't want to lose my watch.

Can I take this off? It's kind of expensive. All right. I need to get that basket back.

Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. You're missing it.

Oh, I'm missing it. Oh. She's fisting her mouth. Fisting her mouth.

Wow. Look at that. Fisting her mouth. Yeah.

Super intense. I love Phoenix Marie. You would get a good-sized foot in that mouth. I actually have put my own foot in my mouth

while they jerked off at my face. Performers of the year 2011. You put your own foot in your mouth. Yeah.

I'm double-joining it. Oh, you're going to have to do that on your bed. All right. Could you come up here?

Because that's the whole position there. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go.

This is Phoenix Marie. Phoenix Marie. Well, I didn't get an award for this. But when Long Jean Silver stump-fucked Annie Sprinkle,

my chair. I got arrested. Yes. Right.

That's true. Well, this is something different. Okay. And we have very nice red lace panties with sparkles.

All from me. And here we go with the heel. Very good. That's the heel of the shoe.

All those foot fetish bands. And now the foot, speaking of fetishes, exactly. Yes. And now both feet.

Both feet go up to her. Did you not stretch this morning, Phoenix? Wow. Very good.

And here goes foot in her mouth. Two feet going in her mouth. Very double-jointed. Amazing.

Foot behind the head. And whoa. She's like one of those Barbie dolls. Just going, whoa.

Yeah. Her ass looks even bigger than in that way. Yeah. Amazing.

Let's hear it for Phoenix Marie. Keep going. Yeah. Okay.

She's quite a gymnast here. Amazing. You're very gymnastic. I've done back then blowjobs.

I've done splits, anal-y, vaginally. Legs behind my head, both of them, anal-y, vaginally. Pretty much anything involving like some kind of cool trick I can learn how to do. My favorite Phoenix Marie memory was when we did Super Bowl.

And normally we do events with most pet house. Like we're, you know, very proper. Like doing the red carpet. And Phoenix Marie drops into a split in the middle of the red carpet.

And that's when I knew that I loved this girl. I was like, she's awesome. She gets the party started every single time. Because anal splits.

Wait. Anal splits. Anal splits, yeah. What is an anal split?

Well, I'm doing the splits on the guy. And I'm taking up my ass at the same time. Ah. Oh yeah.

You're getting it in the ass. And doing a split. Wow. I got to see that.

I'm like, I can show you lots of pictures. No problem. Sadly, they're all over the internet because that's all I do. Mainly.

We have some pictures of you here. And this is in penthouse, of course, where you're on the cover. Here we go. And it's a booty one.

And it's a booty shot. Of course, they emphasize the booty here. You're getting that position now. And show that booty.

Yeah. There we go. Mmm. Same booty, right?

Don't lose the mic. It sucks everything in. And now I think this is, here we go. Yes, yes, yes.

Here we go. Here you are. We'll just start here. Right there.

Here it starts. You look a little dominatrixy here. You know what? When you guys talk about fetishes, I kind of learned pretty much every fetish that somebody

might want. Yeah. So I just said, okay, you want domination? I can do it.

I can do anything you need. And I happily do it. You do. Very happily.

Anything we need. She's a pleaser. I mean, I've done pigging videos. I've done where I obviously fuck not only men, but women in the asses and then the

vaginas, wherever they like. I like to please. And you know what? As long as he or she is having fun and enjoying themselves, I'm there.

Well, I'm enjoying myself looking at your pictures. I would actually enjoy myself even more if you want to please me if you took off your dress. Fair enough.

I'll hold this. Oh, look at this little ensemble here. Very nice. Very, very nice.

And this is a red lingerie ensemble. I feel like she's shearing the lingerie. I almost do. Is this a penthouse set of lingerie?

We'll say yes it is. Do they sell lingerie in the store? They do. Penthouse has a whole line of lingerie and casual streetwear.

It's all at the penthouse store.com. Very nice. They have tank tops. Okay.

And they sell more than just penthouse brand. And yes, you look fabulous. And this is you with your little boots on and not much else. Pretty much.

And then I actually did the splits in this. Yeah. You can see it online. And it's booty out.

Bigger for cock in it. Or fist. Whatever one, if you're a girl, don't worry. Oh, here we go.

And now you're in the shower here. Now and then the dirty girl takes one. You know. Right.

I work it out. Throw it in there. Yeah. Yeah.

Wash that dirty girl clean. You like water a lot. Water is a great aphrodisiac. I love water.

Actually, it's the only thing I haven't done. I've done electricity play. I've done candle wax. I've been lit on fire recently while having sex.

I have never done. Well, technically swimsuit counter girls for he threw me under the water for like, well, he's fucking my ass. And he basically had me strangle myself with my bikini top.

And then I was like two inches above the water. And I was like, you know, you just want to throw me the fucking in there. And he's like, just do it.

And he slammed my head in. And then I held my breath for like three minutes, came up and I looked back and I'm like, bitch, that's all you. And he knew like, I can hold my breath for that long.

So he slammed my face back down in the water. So a little bit of water play. Yes. Well, we'll get back to that.

But right now we're taking pictures. Are you doing Sharon Stone pictures or something? My panties are still on. Lane.

Can we see your panties? You know, they're not very exciting panties. I actually wish that I had worn something exciting. It doesn't have to be exciting.

Today I'm wearing my favorite panties, which are like kinky-pankies. Yeah. Oh, no, this is Cossabella tonight.

Kinky-pankies. Yeah, this is the... You don't remember what panties you're wearing. Cossabella.

Those are nice. Those are cute. I like that. Very nice.

Well, the nude color is a nude. It takes really sexy. But I have these in like all colors. You know, the nude color is very demure.

And your ass looks great. It's bubbly. Very nice. Thank you.

Yes. So we have Carmelo from somewhere. I can't read where he's from. Kovech.

Check. Check Republic. Check Republic? Is it Check?

Is he calling him a Check Republic? That would be impressive. Canada, maybe. Maybe he's in Canada.

Yeah, that looks like Canada. Yeah, it does. Yeah, that looks like Canada. So you're on line one.

And hello, Carmelo. Hey, what's happening? You are, baby. Who was having it?

Yeah, man. Nah, man. I'm just wondering, because you know, I follow a couple of y'all on Twitter,

you know what I mean? Uh-huh. I really want to know, like, how do y'all feel? Twitter.

I'm pretty much the adult industry. Okay. Go for Ryan. I'll give y'all an example.

Isis Taylor is funny, and she's tweeting right now. Like, she goes on rants until it's miracle. Yeah. What do you like that she rants about?

What's your name? You don't even know I ranted about some really helpful ones. She does. It's funny sometimes to hear, like,

I'll give y'all an example. A few months ago, there was a, there was a hip-hop vixen and cat stacks. Oh, yeah.

And Soulja Boy. And she chattagained some things. What happened is that, in my life, there are things that are pretty similar.

It's funny to hear Isis Taylor's... I am just a regular girl who just happens to do porn. Like, I'm normal. No, she's not like a regular girl.

I am. I'm normal. No, no, I'm telling you. No, I'm interesting, but when I say,

I'm like the girl next door type. Like, I mean, I went through, I went to high school like everybody else. I have friends like everybody else.

I have conversations. We should make clear, though, that the penthouse store does not feature x-lacks. So, whether you're regular or not,

that would be a little pharmacy. No, I mean, I have my group of friends. You know, I have conversations, and I treat Twitter like it's my buddy.

Like, I have conversations on Twitter. Like, all you guys are people that I grew up with, and I have some of the most random conversations. And as far as I'm concerned,

cats to hex is a ratchet. Then cat. Yeah, take that cat. She's in jail now.

So, what do other pets here think about the use of Twitter for, you know, do you find yourself exposing yourself more? Ryan and Mackenzie go first.

Twitter, I think, is an amazing tool for me and for anyone to really connect with their fan base in a really personal, minute-to-minute way. Unlike blogging or interviews before,

I mean, my fans or my Twitter followers are involved in my life, you know, every minute of the day. You know, because it's...

I tweet my life. I tweet everything, you know. Most of what happens ends up on Twitter. And so, people can really get to know the real me.

And I like that there's that connectivity. And it's been really cool, because through Twitter, I've been able to meet some of my heroes.

Like, I hit Warren Ellis up on Twitter. He's an amazing comic book artist. And we got to talking. And through the Twitter,

and then not the last Comic-Con, but the Comic-Con before, he took time out of his schedule to come meet me. And I had, like, a whiskey with Warren Ellis.

And this was all via Twitter. And this is not the only time that that's happened. And it's changed my life, and it's changed the way that I interact with, you know,

the fans and the people that love me. I mean, I talk to several of my fans regularly via Twitter. It's an amazing tool. Now, speaking of whiskey,

who wants to try our drink of choice, which is Agua. Anyone want to try an Agua? Agua Coca-Leaf liquor.

I'm driving. Nice. That leaves me. Thanks, guys, really.

Yeah? I'm a lightweight. Yeah, like a quarter of a shot. And she's completely naked.

She's driving, too. So now there's a special way to drink it, but we'll get to that in a moment. We're still looking at your pictures,

which are very exciting. I'm, like, in the course of Mackenzie and her Twitter. Do you even tweet as much anymore? Well, I'm kind of out.

I got out. You got out of Twitter. I got out of Twitter. No, I'm not very...

I'm not active in the adult industry anymore. I just kind of, you know, I'll do promo stuff. And you do really amazing stuff. What are you doing?

You're not in the adult industry. And stills. I do stills. I'm just not making movies anymore.

Oh, okay. You actually went to school. Come on. I went to school.

Yeah, you're a real estate agent, aren't you? No, you're the real estate agent. I was a real estate agent. You were a real estate agent at one point.

Not anymore. So you got some nice real estate over there. Thank you. Thank you.

I got a lot of sexiness up there. A lot of what? Sexiness. Sexiness.

Sexiness. We have sex. Sexiness up in here. If only you saw this room.

So now the way that you drink this, I mean, I don't know if you can do this with one of your friends here, but you're supposed to lick the lime salt off of a body part. What if I do it off my own?

Is it like a body shot? Yeah, there you go. You are limping like the titties. Come on up here.

Yeah, buddy. She's going to offer her titties to you. So she's coming up this way. You want a beer?

What up? If I drink anything, that's what I'm drinking. Yeah. Right?

Okay. So you just kind of salt up these nipples with the tree. I like how you went straight to nipples. I was thinking other parts of her body, but yeah, okay.

Well, you know, we can start with the night. Ryan, are your boobs real? You can go straight wherever you want. They're really pretty.

They're really pretty. This is not Afghanistan. I have to lick the nipple first before I put the salt on, right? Yeah, it makes the salt stick better.

Bob and Choney, we'd be turning in his grave right now. Oh, I don't think so. I think he'd be wanking in his grave. He's probably wanking.

It is masturbation month. Hey, Bob, we love you. You know that, right? Wanking in the grave, yeah.

There's nothing wrong with that. No. That is a lot of salt. That is a lot of salt.

That's a lot of salt. That's a lot of salt. Is there a doctor? Is there a doctor?

Is there a doctor? If Phoenix is going to have a heart attack. Someone might have to help you. Cardiac arrest.

Cardiac arrest. I like it. Here, you want to help? If I drop my heels, I'm cheating, people.

Okay. If the fetish guys will be having that. Isis. Oh, my God.

Isis. Come on. I love this woman. She's beautiful.

Look at her. Isis. On my ass, so I have to take it off my own ass. Right.

There you go. Oh, look at who's right there. All right, so you can come in here. You can come right in here.

Yeah, okay, so... You can get on that side here of her, I guess. Everybody's... On the belly button?

Yeah. You could have belly button. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isis.

Oh, my God. Oh, you're gorgeous. Okay, so what else are we salting? There needs to be something else salted for Mackenzie.

Salted belly button. There we go. Okay. Whoa.

There you go. Where's the salt? Right here. If you guys do good, you might get Agua as an advertiser.

Whoa. That's a lot of salt you got to lick there, huh? Mmm. Okay.

That's like whatever part you do. Okay, so one at a time because, you know, there's a lot of licking to go on here. So, okay, you're going first since Phoenix, you were the first. Well, am I supposed to take part of the shot?

Okay, you can hold... Yeah, you're supposed to... You're supposed to hold... Drink the shot after you lick the salt off the nipple.

Down the hatch. Where's that microphone? Okay, let me hear that microphone. That's a chaser.

Here. How does that make you feel? Dirty. Dirty.

I love that. I'm going to go home with three beautiful women's DNA on my torso. It's all in the dirty detail. Probably some kind of salt and some lip gloss and...

Now, you're going to lick this nipple? Or you did belly button? She's got her own shot. Okay.

Okay. And you've got your own shot. Okay, here we go. Ah, little bite.

She bites. Mmm. It's actually a little bit salt. I know, I was saying the same thing.

It's good salt. Yeah. It's lime salt. Very good lime salt, yeah.

Yeah. I got excited about the salt. Yeah. Can I have a kiss?

Mmm. Oh, yes. I'm the sound effects man. Yeah, I really...

Well, that was a triple header. Let's hear it first. Yeah, you didn't get any of it, so I'm going to get a kiss from Ryan too.

Mmm. Aw. Very sweet. Yeah, look, that's very hot.

Except don't you think she should take her bra down for this? I'm going to take her bra down. Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can see it all. You can watch yourselves. There's a little bit of the shot left.

Yeah. We're doing more shots. It is amazing. There's a lot of paparazzi around here.

Yeah. One boob down. Hold that microphone. Somebody who's got...

Who's in charge of that microphone. No, you have to try this, because it actually really does taste good with that. Mmm-hmm.

I'll hold it. Oh, here come Phoenix's tits rising. If I have a strap on right now, I'll get something else.

Whoa! That's Phoenix rising. That word tripping. Whoa!

It's just on the side. Wow. Oh, yeah. Right on the neck.

Yeah. We're all in this shit. How come you're still so dressed? Because my shirt doesn't come down, so...

Hey, you know, you guys are like bunny... Hey, but... Wait a minute. Susie, Susie, Susie.

These guys are like bunny, bunny, bunny killers. Plus, I think it's also kind of hotter the fact that she follows James Dean's role, which is no panties allowed.

Bunny killers, yes. They're your bunny killers. Really? I feel boobs like lame.

What do they look like? We don't know what real boobs look like anymore. Oh, yeah. Can you get me that basket over there?

Just go around there and get that basket. And how did you get that, by the way? You were tied up in what? No.

What was this? Yeah, hold the mic. No, I have... Oh, you've got hickeys.

No, it's like word rash, but it's from a life vest. I went jet skiing. And it, like, pressed down.

And, of course, the person I was jet skiing with thought it would be funny if we went really, really fast and then stopped really fast. So I kept...

So you've got abrasions on your boobs. You know, someone has a fetish for that out there. And if you do, here's my tits. I bet that that's Nasem's fetish

because he didn't want to talk about it. But look at them bouncing so nicely. Very nice. Oh, those are great.

Look at all these beautiful titties. I'm very impressed. So let's get your toys up here. And you can at least hold them here.

Hold the microphone. Oh, and we have panties for everybody. You don't like panties, but... No panties.

Well, you can just take them off. You want to see my toy? Look, my toy. My toy looks like lipstick.

Now, I've seen... Oh, a lipstick vibrator. I love those. They're like a little pocket rocket.

Yeah. But, you know, it looks like a lipstick. That's very nice. And it's waterproof.

Very nice. Waterproof. You have to talk in the microphone. Oh, yes.

And it's waterproof. Very good. Because, you know, we... Hopefully, there's lots of ladies watching.

Whoo. Here, your drink. Thank you. Everybody doing all right back here?

Okay. Everybody's having fun. Okay. Did you say water?

Do we need some water? No. What is that? It's just water.

So... So, let's see. Where's these toys? Oh, yes.

Here's the lipstick. And what is this? This is like a copy? No, look at hers.

This one. This one is a super vibrator. Oh, look at this one. It kind of reminds me of the magic one.

Oh, this is really nice. This is a seven-inch gyrating massager with rhinestone accents. Can you sort of demonstrate that? Yes, I can demonstrate this toy.

Okay, let me hold this. So, what's really great about this toy is the super powerful vibration. This vibrator takes two C batteries. And it's so elegant with the diamond higher vibe.

I love really simple hard-style vibrators like this because you can clean them, which means that you can sterilize them and use them on another person. So, I can fuck myself with this and clean it, sterilize it through a toy cleaner. Penthouse has a branded toy cleaner.

Go right ahead. But this really powerful vibe. This is what I personally enjoy. Although, some people would use this internally and make use of the wonderful ribbing.

You can use it on the outside. Nothing wrong with that. I would use this completely. Oh, on the panties.

And panty boy, make special note here. These panty boy is one of our Twitter followers who's very, very active. And he loves panties. And this is his ultimate fantasy, is to see you, Ryan,

just with these practically transparent panties that, you know... And I've been wearing them all day so they really smell like my pussy. Yes. Oh, yes.

And the vibrator is rubbing on the outside, right on the... It's rubbing right on my... The labia. Yes.

Right on the clit. Oh, yes. And those vibrations look really good. And the kiss helps, yes, from Phoenix Marie.

Oh, yes. Very sexy. Happy masturbation month, everybody. So how much time do we have left in the show?

Well, we have 25 minutes. You know, I'm going to put this away because I want to end this show with an orgasm. That's okay. Oh, right, yeah.

That's a beautiful thing. Climax. Yeah, woo! We're building up.

I know, we've got... We have 35 minutes left. Can they call us still? Yeah, of course, yeah.

Yeah, they absolutely can. All our lines are up right now, so we're trying to... So let's find out. Have you been in your anal cavity yet?

No, no. They could go in yours if you like. No, I was just wondering if they'd been in yours. No, no, they're just on the bed.

They're just... They were a gift and I don't think they've been in anyone's anal cavity. I'm a little disappointed in you. I think I need a demonstration.

Can you show me how it's done? The thing about anal sex is that it's something that frequently needs preparation for. So things don't get dirty. Think a day but not two days.

Right, right. What are you talking about? All right, Dr. Suzy, we've got all kinds of people calling. Okay, let's have one.

We've got Robert McQueen from Kansas City. Now that's Robert. You're listening to me, right? Okay, and we've got Jimmy from San Francisco.

When will Isis Taylor work with... What? I can't read it. Because I'm a dummy.

You are a sporty girl. Jimmy from San Francisco wants to know when you will work with Issa Akira again. You got to request me with whatever company she works with. Can you tell us about your last experience with Issa Akira and why he thinks it's memorable?

Let's see. I did an amazing girl, girl, because that's all I do. No boys. Occasionally...

Oh, I'm married. You actually were supposed to have me and my husband on the show. Ethan Hunt, I don't know if you... You and your husband on...

Yes, that's my husband. I've been married for two and a half years. Awesome. And it's not because that I'm married.

That's why I don't do it. I just choose not to. Let's see. It was an amazing girl, girl.

She's an amazing performer. She's one of the few people that I've worked with so far that actually really enjoys her work. That's not like gay for pay. And like, even if she is, she doesn't show it.

So, I mean, it was a great girl, girl. I mean, we had fun. Did you use a strap on? No, I'm not really into strap-ons.

You're into a lot of cunnilingus. I kind of just like playing with the girl. I mean, for me, when me and Phoenix did the scene, it was mostly talking and chatting and messing around.

Imagine... Why are you even chatting? No, imagine it was just like this. And there were just toys.

And we happened to be filming it. And then we both orgasmed. And the director handed it up in my hands? Oh, yeah.

Wait, we've got to hear what she just said. All right, I'll be right back. And the director's hand ended up in my asshole. The director's hand?

Yes, because I asked Miss Taylor. Go ahead and stick one finger, two finger, three finger. And at two, she was a little bit like, you know what?

I don't do anal and I'm not really sure how this feels. Well, the director at the time was Francesca Lay, who I actually was honored enough to be in her efforts for Francesca.

And she's like, no, look. And she goes, boom, straight in with four fingers and starts doing this. And she goes, she likes it.

And she's holding the camera at the same time. I'm like, yes, I do like it. Yes, whatever you want, Francesca. I like doing scenes with people.

I mean, I really enjoy women in real life. I'm not exactly like gay. Like I would never be in a relationship with a woman. You wouldn't marry a woman.

I'm too neurotic. I would. I would absolutely. You did, actually.

I did. You already did. Right, we're married a long time. But I definitely like women.

So I want my scenes always to be like as if I would have it in real life. I never want something that's like scripted. But I don't want stuff that's like boring, girl, girl.

Like you ever see the ones that are really like plain Jane, girl, girls, like a lot of the girl, girl companies. Well, I know you're not regular.

Well, no, it's like it's hard to explain. Because a lot of like the companies are very black or white. It's either like, I don't know, like either really glam porn or really like boring.

I feel like the microphone is like the one guy, like the one cock amongst you. And you're all kind of fighting for the cock. Okay.

And here's Ryan. But I wanted to ask Ryan, because I saw you with a strap on in a penthouse issue. So I don't know how much that was just for show.

Or do you really like to use the strap on? Before I got into porn, I only use strap on some of my boyfriends. I've.

On your boyfriend. On my boyfriend. Ben Dover boyfriend. I am a known pegger.

Oh, yeah. You like to peg boys. Yeah. But the thing is,

it's not about being dominant over them. It's more about giving them like really great pleasure. It's, it's, it's always been about, um,

I cannot do it. You can't do it. You're such a sweetie. If I put a strap on,

I just want to start laughing like, I just feel silly. Like I have a wiener. No penis envy for,

for McKenzie. No. I've got two colors here for you. All right.

All our lines. Okay. Let's go for it. Yeah.

You want to get these? Can you bring me that Anna? Isis has a strap on story. Okay.

Oh, I'm surprised. None of you guys have been on the radio with me before. This happens every single time I'm on the radio.

Um, I went on a date with this guy and he, um, he was really hot and we went back to his place.

And then he was like, I hope this doesn't make you feel awkward. Um, and he's like,

he's like, I'll be right back. He goes inside the bathroom and comes out of the bathroom and these little cut off shorts. And this little shirt that's like tied in a knot

showing his stomach. Then pulls out this, um, towel, like this white towel and rolls it out.

And inside this towel is like this little bill though, this medium sized bill. And this believe like Donkey Kong size. Oh my God.

Yeah. He's like, he's like, I hope this doesn't make me gay.

No, no, this doesn't make me gay. No,

not in your opinion. And I just, I had to just do it because it was like, you had to experience everything once.

I mean, that way at the end of the day I could say, so then he proceeds to put on some nice bright red lipstick. Oh,

well that doesn't make you gay either. You know, it's totally fine to experiment in that way, but on the first date,

that's kind of pushing it. Like you got to ease people into things. The story is kind of similar, but it's not as good,

but it involves a purple Bentley in a fishnet onesie. And, and you know,

it's like when I'm around like porn people, it doesn't sound too exciting, but when we're around my civilian friends and she says that she tells them about it,

and we're like, oh yeah. And she's like, oh yeah. And then he like pulls out this fishnet onesie. And then they're like, well,

they were like, what did you do? And she's like, I fucking put it on. Just come through. What do you think I did?

Just come through. Get the mic. Yeah, get the mic. We could use another mic up here

with all these talkers. Give them the other mic. Yeah. And that is the guest mic.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Awesome.

Awesome. We have another mic here. And we have a couple of other callers. I mean,

I think the strap on issue is a good one, but we'll come back to it. Who should we take? I don't know what line Angel is on,

but Daniel is on line four. Daniel is on line four. Well, he just wants to say actually. Hi, Daniel.

He just wants to say hi to you, what I was going to say. Make sure you check out vryankealy.com

and icestaylertriplex.com. There you go. Very and phoenixmarie.com. Thank you.

Very soon, you're going to have some very sexy scenes of the three of us getting it on on all three of those websites.

Awesome. So what line do you want me to go to? We have Angel. I'm not sure what line he's on.

It says line one. Line one? Angel? Yep.

Famous person is icestaylertriplex.com. Good. Angel. I cannot comment on that.

I'm sorry. Okay, he's on. But you're married. When he says seeing,

I wonder what he knows. I mean, before the adult, before I was an adult, I was a child.

And we won't talk about that. No. Before I was an adult in the adult industry, I dated many,

not many, but I dated my fair share of celebs. Celebs. Can we know who?

No, I'm not one of those. I respect that. No boy is a girl. That's all right.

That's all right. I don't screw until I'm not one of those girls. I never have been. What I do in my personal life

is my personal life. Screw until. Is that it? But you can see a lot of our sex life

on icestaylertriplex.com. Is that it? Is that it? She shameless promotes for me.

Screw until. Screw until, LTD. Screw until. Yeah.

All right. Well, so that's the answer for Angel. I mean, is Angel there? Line one.

Oh, Angel. Line one. He's on. He's on right now.

So Isis isn't going to tell you what famous person she's seen. Do you have another question for any of the four penthouse pets?

I have another question for Isis. Is there a famous person that you would love to do a scene with? Now he's talking about fantasy,

which I think is okay. Actually, I'd like to ask all of you, what's the famous person, male, or female?

Mark Sanchez or Reggie Bush. Who do you know who Mark Sanchez is? He's a quarterback tripped in New York. I'm more of a basketball girl.

I am a football fan through and through. Mark Sanchez can get taken down. He just won't respond to my DMs. He follows me.

He just won't respond to my DMs. He follows you. Not bad. Soon he's going to be running through

your goalpost. Yeah. How many DMs have you sent Mark Sanchez? Well, the funny thing is,

I'll be like, hey. And then he responds, hey. And then I was like, hey, so when are we going to, like, link up?

And then I never hear anything ever again. Is he married like you? No. Oh.

Maybe he's trying to be respectful. Oh, fucking shit. Whoa. That's nice to say, ladies and gentlemen.

All right. So, Angel, if you can arrange for her and Mr. Sanchez to get together, then he'd be grateful.

Why are we asking me? So, because most questions on you. To be honest, there's nobody famous. I'm really interested in fucking.

All right. She's a down home girl. I'm like, if I want them, I'll probably.

Are you in a relationship too? Or are you not? I was. But I, yes.

Exactly. So many lesbian lover for life. And I actually, I was in a relationship for two and a half years

in the industry, both of us. And it didn't work out. So we played the on again off again, but for the most part.

So you're, you're, you're free. You're open. I'm open. Available.

All right. Thanks for throwing it out there like that. No, it's, you know, you're going to get a whole lot more trouble.

She knows that you can come over to my house at any time. And put your husband's cock in my ass. Yes. Because you're afraid of it.

Oh, yes. But you know what? You don't have butt sex with your husband? I've never had butt sex with my life.

Oh. I got a finger in. I'm not an anal girl. There's a perfectly good vagina inches away.

I can't hate it until you try it. I love you. Wait till you see my husband's penis and then come talk to me about that.

Okay. Yeah. It's, it's, it's a big one. Watch a few of my anal moves.

Okay. I've done some big penises in my butt. How about you? Do you go for anal or vag?

I actually haven't had anything in my ass in about four years. Oh. Just recovering addicts.

But things in my life have changed recently. Born again virgin asshole. And my asshole does feel virgin. It's been four years and I would,

it's been so long and I'm so ready for it. But it's just, oh. You're hearing that? Phoenix.

Phoenix is, uh, is in her element. Are you coming home with it? No, I seriously, I haven't had anything in my ass in four years and I'm,

I just, it's so hard to like, find somebody you feel comfortable enough to do that with. Not even a finger.

I've had a finger here and there, but it's, you know, like, I want a cock in my ass. And it's just, it's been forever

and it's going to be, okay, I don't get hippie and dippy, but my root chakra is blocked. What is that?

My root chakra. And if I don't get a dick in my ass, it's going to affect me in other ways. She needs a dick in her ass.

I don't know how to pronounce it like this. This is, this is an important announcement, I think. I don't know if you've announced this

on other radio shows. Well, I only do go-go on cameras. This is definitely something that's going to happen in my personal life.

I tried to do anal on camera and Bella Donna rebuffed me. I know. Bella Donna rebuffed you?

Wow. Well, that and you have to take boobs. Well, they're new. She doesn't like them.

Bella Donna doesn't know. Well, I know, this was before the boobs happened. But as for a celebrity

that I'd most like to have sex with, I really have a thing for cute, adorable, awkward, nerdy, and hathaway.

I would, I would date her. I would like, I'd be the boy in that relationship and I'd open the doors and I'd buy her dinner because she is just sexy.

And literally she'd be fun in the sack because my girls are fun in the sack. Angel's upset. He hung up just now.

Can you disconnect him? By Angel. He heard you didn't want to be with him. I like that he uses both the first

and the last name when calling into a sex chat show. It's ballsy. Hmm.

Okay, you want to put him off? Robert McQueen. Okay. Just for a minute.

Okay, wait a minute. Just for a minute. So Robert, I'm going to, Robert, I'm going to put you on

just for a minute. A minute because then we have to get to the climate. And you'd be very nice to the girls.

And okay. All right. And Nate Robinson, by the way. There you go.

Here we go. Hi, Robert. Slow down, Robert. Slow down, Robert.

What's your question? I like Dr. House. My question is. Oh, yeah.

I like it. I like it. Which means it's a tongue of its ass. Suzy.

Or spakings. Suzy, what is, Robert, he has a question. Suzy. I can't hear his question because everybody's

talking. Okay. My question is. Do you ever have a dick in your ass?

A dick in your ass. Have you ever had a dick in your ass? Is this a general question for everyone? Which I think, I can almost answer that.

I think Phoenix has had quite a few. Have you not been listening to the show? Well, no, no. Actually, Robert, I have a question.

Ryan hasn't had one in there in four years. But there have been. But there have been. And I know that Isis has never had one in her ass, right?

She's got a virgin ass. And Mackenzie seems to have had a few. Okay. She's had maybe quite a few, but not as many as Phoenix.

So, Robert, I'm going to ask a question for you. I stick to one of these. Have you ever had a dick in your ass? No, no, no.

I like to know if Robert had a penis. Wait, wait, wait. Robert has never had it. But I want to ask for you, Robert,

because I know you're a little senile. Have you ever had a Charles or a Robert in your ass? Or a Harry. Or a Harry.

No. No. Okay. That's it.

All right, Robert, you got your question answered, right? Next. I'm not wrong. I want to let you know I'm not gay.

No, we know that, Robert. Okay. We know none of y'all are gay. Doctor, have you had a dick in your ass recently?

It's okay. Not recently. Actually, no. Why not?

You know, I can't figure out a good reason, Phoenix, especially the way you talk about it. I really think it's, you know, something I've got to do. You've never had a dick in your ass?

No, I didn't say never. Yes, I have. But not lately. Lately it's been the bad.

She's had a mass. When was the last time? Do you beat Ryan? I think I might beat Ryan.

Maybe. But, you know, I mean, I... What about it? Don't you want to, like, fingers?

Yes. Tongues, yes. But, you know, I mean, I just haven't gone there. The pussy seems to be okay, you know,

working really good, orgasming. No birthdays in between? You're supposed to give it up. I mean, I'm now thinking you're opening my mind

and perhaps my anus. When I've done my job, I'm going home. You know, I feel like I'm due, you know? I mean, there's a lot of things that I don't do all the time.

I haven't been tied up recently, either. But don't ask me about that. You have a dog. You have a house in your green room.

Right there. That happens. That happens. We have that going on here.

This is the speaking. You're in the main stage, but it's like a circus with side shows. And there's always stuff going on.

Well, that was a circus. You've got eight minutes, dog. Eight minutes, dog. Honey, you are certainly in the big...

Eight minutes. So we're in the big top now. And this is... Bye, Robert.

We're going to leave you. Thank you so much. We love you, Robert. You have eight minutes.

Say hello to Kansas City. I only need three. Well, we're going to talk about it a little bit, though. Because you should be kind of in the middle, I think.

And everybody should be kind of flanking around you or something. Nice. And we can have the...

We should move the magazines in a way that they're displayed, but not in the way. And I don't know if you squirt, but we should move the magazines because we don't want to get them all wet.

We'll just move your dress. They're still made out of paper magazine, so... Yes. Yes.

Okay. Oh, here's that. Here's my mask. Fantastic Ryan Ass.

Ice is great. Funny girl. And by the way, you all get panties. Pick some panties.

I just want to promo that Nicki Benz is on the cover of The Girls of Penthouse. And also in this magazine is a girl-girl photo set of me and a really cute girl named Giselle.

So this is on stands right now. And it is the July-August issue of Girls of Penthouse. You want a pair of panties? Yes.

Pretty pair of panties. All your lines are up, Doctor. Yeah. If I put on this pair of panties, are we going to send them

to Panny Boy? Yeah, we could do that. Whoa. What was that?

All right. I will make these panties all wet with my pussy juices after I come. Okay.

Very good. So you're going to put these panties on now? We're going to commit a federal offense and send wet panties across state lines.

Yeah, we are. Wet panties. Wet panties for us. So I'm keeping my sweaty, dirty panties to take home with me

because they're expensive and I like them. There are. But these are for Panny Boy. Any true Panny Fetishes knows.

I'll hold on to this for you so you can put this on. Any true Panny Fetishes knows that when you're buying dirty panties. Look, wait, wait. We've got to see this.

This is a nice bush. This is like the old days of Penthouse. From Bob Gucciani. Look at that.

I'm bringing her back. Very, very pretty bush. I am bringing her back. Oh, yeah.

Bringing back the bush. And we're not talking about George. George. No, definitely not George.

This is a beautiful, lion, keely, penthouse, pet bush. And my pussy is a little bit dirty because I got fucked earlier today. Okay, that's all right. It's no problem.

She's wiping it with her panties now. So actually, because we're making these panties special for Panny Boy, I'm putting them inside. Putting them inside.

Look at that. And that's a fetish called Panny Stuffing. Oh, yes. Panny Stuffing.

Very good. Very good. A little bit of the exotic fetish. Do you have more than one pair in your mouth right now?

Now she's stuffing them in her mouth. Wow. This is like some sort of girl prison scene or something. Stuff those panties in your mouth, girl.

Is this what they do in prison? This thing goes in and I'm totally going. Sounds like Abu Ghraib to me. I'm just thinking of these girls.

Stuff these panties in your mouth, you bitch. Here we go. Oh, yeah. What does the audience think about all this?

Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yes.

We are Climaxing Masturbation Month with a fabulous penthouse pet climax. Yes. And you should do it a little earlier than the five minutes. We all have a chance to give out our websites again.

Yeah. So this is a good time. Well, let's say you have three minutes. We have two minutes to wrap up.

No, wait a minute. Doctor, we own the station. We can extend the program. If you want to do it fast, I can do it.

I need to go in my full position. No, no, no. Just get into your mode. Take your time.

Take your time. We've extended the program for one hour by popular demand. Oh, really? Oh, here we go.

Whoa. Mm. Oh, look at that. Pants stuffed in the mouth and then in the pussy and then back in the mouth.

And now the vibrator. What do we call this vibrator again? Oh, she's got her panty stuffed in her mouth. Wow.

It is called. The seven in the mode. Massage her with rhinestone accent. It's gyrating.

You can get it now at penthousestore.com. Does she need a pillow under her head? No. Just make sure those microphones are right up against her lips.

Oh, yeah. There it is. This is the orgasm. Ryan Keely.

No wonder we're having an Arab Spring. Yeah! Good for Ryan Keely. She looks better covered than you.

My man and eight women. I'm so fucking quiet. Hallelujah. When I come, I'm like, I'm the quietest person I've ever been.

Sister Ryan. I'm like, well, not everybody is like allowed to come. That sounds like it was good for you. I recommend this toy.

Oh, yeah. That is a great toy. Give it up to the toy. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. Available at the penthouse store. Hey, doctor, we got Bono. Oh, Bono is here.

He's going to sing for us in a few minutes. A few minutes. We're just about done here. Well, right after.

I mean, I don't know if anyone else wants to, you know, kind of celebrate masturbation, Mom. Please check out IsisHealyTriplex.com. We haven't gotten to that part.

If you guys want to see me, self pet and masturbate, because I do a lot of that on my site, and I'm really good at it. You're really good at it.

I'm really good at it. What's your specialty? So we're going to move you out there. I'm just really good at just fucking myself.

It's amazing. So much fun. Yeah, I bet. Okay.

So, doctor, Susie, we're going to go ahead and give out. No, quiet a second. Let's start. Hold on.

Everybody, hold on. Tell them to hold on. Susie. Hold on.

No, no, no. I have a front house page. Okay, wait, wait, wait. One second.

But what are we doing? We're going to start that over again. Okay. So pass them around.

And then Bono is going to sing. Right, right. But before we're done with the show. Oh, oh.

No, right after you guys give out all your stuff. With his guitar? Yeah, with his guitar. Right there.

You got the guitar? Yeah, I got the guitar. We need the microphone. I like how I'm the only one.

I need a microphone up there on the stand, okay? Okay. Okay. So now we're going to give out our websites.

Bring it to the center there. And all of our promotions. I need one microphone up there. Yeah, thank you.

So you can find me at ryankealy.com. But every month I give sex advice in the penthouse forum. Hold the microphone right up there. Yes, right there.

Right there, baby. So not only can you find me at ryankealy.com, twitter.com, backslash ryankealy. That's K-E-E-L-Y.

Every month I write a sex and dating love advice column for a penthouse forum called The Dirty Details. And if you have sex and dating love advice that Dr. Suzy cannot cover in her the two-hour allotment that she has,

please write me at thedirtydetails at ffn.com. There can never be too much sex advice. That's what I always say. You guys can get my penthouse spread at icestaylorstore.com.

And it's autographed. All right. Yeah. Next.

Suzy. Okay. Make sure it's Suzy. I just go to penthouse and go to my page on there.

I don't have a website, but penthouse does for me. All right. Hold those microphones to your lips. And if you're looking to have your ass fucked anytime,

guy, girl, doesn't matter, fnxmary.com, or just, you know, twitter, humorousle, I'm always on it. Do it.

Yeah. So before we go to our musical selection, I just want to thank everyone who's made this show possible.

The whole staff here at the Speak Easy, the bonobo gang. And speaking of bonobos, this is our mascot.

And of course any kind of stuff we do, some of the proceeds goes to the bonobos. Bono, you can also come up there. Where's Bono?

Bring your guitar. Bring your guitar. Okay. So in the meantime,

I want you to be good. I want you to be happy. I want you to make like bonobos, not baboons,

make love, not war, right? Right. And make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you.

Even if it's not masturbation month anymore, every day is masturbation day. Every day is make love, not war day. And every day is spread the love,

share the love. And every day is penthouse pet day. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for having us.

All right. And to end it, here's Bono. Bono.

Go play. Hi darling. Nice to see you. Hey girls, how are you?

When you're on the phone Can look you in the eye You look like an angel Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special So very special

But I'm a creep I'm a widow What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here

Don't care that it hurts I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul

I want you to know this When I'm not around You're so very special So fucking special

But I'm a creep I'm a widow What the hell am I doing here? Very special

So fucking special But I'm a creep And I'm a widow What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here I don't belong here Brush the stage. Thank you darling.

All right. And you've been listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web. You have been listening to Revolution.

It's the spring revolution. It's revolution all over the world. And it's a revolution that Bob Guccione, Max Lupkevitz,

Hugh Hefner, and all the women before them caused Betty Page, Marilyn Monroe, right.

And we are the revolution. We are the front Marilyn, yeah. We are the front

front shock troops that have changed the world. All the Huey helicopters and all of that nonsense

of dropping bombs and killing children and killing men and women that are innocent victims. It's all about us.

It's all about pornography. It's all about sex. It's all about opening our legs and opening our minds

to the revolution and the revolution and we will win. They have arrested me a hundred times. That's okay. You know what?

We're gonna win. Because every time we take somebody down there's a new pussy that takes over. Power to the people.