Night of the Masturbating Dead

Full transcript of Night of the Masturbating Dead on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, witches and bitches, tramps and vamps,

masked men of mystery, role-playful women, through history, Belladonna and Erotic,

personas. As nights grow long, from the witches' hex, let us enter the realm of scary sex. There, there darling, don't be afraid. It is the season of

masquerade. So come all ye witches, ye dark brides, and grooms.

Tis the time to hop on your brooms. Fly past your fears, and over the year of oppression, repression, being burned at the stake,

stoned by the shake, or drowned in the lake. Time to rise up, ye sexual renegades.

Join the erotic insurgent masquerade. Straddle your flying phallic strap-on brooms.

Turn on your vibrator. To the moon. Fly high in the sky to that wild domain. Where the witches reign, as

goddesses, and porn stars, as protestors, and love doctors. Time to put on your party mask, as you

take off your daily mask. Time to reveal what you too often conceal.

Your erotic persona, your inner belladonna, your secret identity,

your Bergman-esque entity, your evil twin, the wizard with it, time to awaken, stirred and shaken, your heart beating like a bongo,

your blood rushing like the cold. Maybe you meet someone who looks kind of scary. A zombie, a priest, fascist, a

fairy, went out of the clear with a flick of the tongue. All those shivers of fear turned to passion and fun.

Mixing fear and sex creates special effects. See, we're often afraid of

just what excites us. So what turns us on isn't always the nicest, or are we excited by that which we fear? Both, my dear.

It's biological, it's neurological, and it can be

pathological. So be careful. Consensual. Practice safe sex, and don't overdo, but stir this recipe

into your witch's brew. A pinch of fear gets your mojo and gear like heat in your mesquite, but too much

fear burns your meat. So put that in your bag of tricks and treats. And this Halloween, or sometime soon, take a trip to the moon on your vibrating broom.

Join the erotic insurgent masquerade. Occupy Wall Street. Occupy LA. Occupy our world.

You. Occupy my heart. Join the erotic insurgent masquerade.

Don't be afraid. Your inner witch won't hurt you. Unless you really want her to. Welcome to the Speakeasy.

That's my little Halloween poem for y'all. Happy witching season. We are here amongst the corpses. And the girls and the boys.

And the Bella Donnas. And the porn stars. And the beauties. And the survivors.

The big C. The zombie. Out there. In the world.

Is here in the Speakeasy, along with all the other wonderful things. That is always amongst us. But I seem to have quite a lot of it in my bed right now. But I have this really nifty broom,

which we sell on my website. It has a pocket rocket. And a dildo attached. And it's perfect.

Not for kids, of course. Although I must say. There was a time. There was a time.

When they were selling vibrating brooms. Something to do with Harry Potter, you know. And the kids were enjoying them a lot. Way too much.

They wouldn't stop playing with those toys. You know. And so they discontinued that. Which is too bad.

But I mean. I don't know. I guess. We didn't get any of those.

Old enough to. I don't know how old you should be to ride a broom like this. But the vibrating broom. The broom itself, of course, is a phallic symbol.

The witch is a great symbol. A female power that's a little bit male. The older sexual woman. The threat.

To. The patriarchy. And. And something to do with the dead.

I guess communes with the dead. Has a lot of dead in her bed, I think. So that's where we're at. And always has a nurse around.

Just in case the dead should rise. And I believe. This is my nurse. Tonight.

Nurse Jackie Joy. Hello. Welcome. Thank you.

To. Speak easy. Happy Halloween. Yes.

So well, we're a week early, right? Well, you know, it's the Halloween season. Halloween itself. I mean, usually by Halloween itself, I'm pooped out.

That is true. From the Halloween season. Got to love it. So you've got some candy there.

Some eyeballs. Yeah. So I was noticing these. Yeah.

They should be. I'm going to feed them to him. Scary is good tonight. The theme of the evening.

And actually, you know, the season. Is scary sex. You know, fear and sex. You kind of like that.

Scary sex. What does that make you think of? I don't know. Femme Dom.

Like beating people up. I don't know. I might have a psycho mind. You want to scare people.

Yeah. Strap them up. It's all right. You're a scary nurse right now.

Well, not really. I look very sweet and petite, but then when I rip this off, then I get all sexual.

I'm looking forward to that. So you're from Philadelphia. Yes. Yes, he is.

And so are all the corpses. Philadelphia is my hometown. Really? Absolutely.

I love living there. Ballekinwood Penn Valley area. Yeah. See, I'm in the art museum area.

The nice area. Yes. That's very nice. Yeah.

I was in the suburbs. I was a burb kid. You know. But yeah,

I used to run up and down the stairs like Rocky. Oh, yeah. That's right down the road for me.

I haven't tried it yet. No? I'd probably get winded. Well, you know.

I'd probably be the girl who's like halfway naked on the top of there. You'll have a trail of guys behind you, though. Especially in that outfit.

I'd probably be running from them. Yeah. So you are, how do you identify what you do?

Hmm. How do I identify it? I don't know. I have sex.

A porn star? Yes. I have sex for money. Sex for money?

Well, that could be an escort. Legally. Legally. Legally, though.

Legally, though. I pay taxes. Yeah. Okay.

You have sex for money and you do it on camera is the important thing. On camera. Very good.

Okay. Notice we have a lot of cameras. Okay. Okay.

Just a mic up a little bit. Oh, my mic up a little bit. Okay. Well, we'll come back to Nurse Jackie.

Nurse? Isn't there a... Yeah. There is a Nurse Jackie, I think.

Yeah. There is. On HBO. My favorite show?

No, I haven't even watched it, but I think we should turn on Corpse's microphone. Am I not on? There he is.

Okay. I don't hear him. I'm gonna get closer to Jackie. She's...

This was all a ploy of mine. She's a little scared of my head, though, and I don't understand because she's a nurse. And by the way, you don't know,

but I have a doctorate in necrology, which you didn't know. Necrology? Yeah.

Not just necrology? No, necrology is different. This is necrology. I see.

Okay. But, you know, it's interesting you were... I was listening to your opening and you were really brilliant, by the way.

Isn't she brilliant? I mean, Dr. Susan Block. Oh, my God. Butter up the host, will you?

Yeah. She really is. Oh, I'm so greasy now. It's amazing.

But you were talking about Occupy Wall Street. We're doing Occupy the Cemetery right now. We feel that right now is a time to appreciate the dead. Just in case they rise.

They rise. And you know... Will they be friend or foe? I don't know.

They might be dead Republicans. I have no idea what they're gonna be. Will they want to have sex with us? Not if they're Republicans.

Probably not. Oh, no. They will only in perverted ways. I like being close to Jackie, though.

This is a great idea. And things are flying at me. This is very dangerous here. Yeah.

But you know, Halloween... I mean, Girls in Corpse is magazine. It's Halloween all year round. So this is just another day in the life of...

And we've brought you some special pieces. This is David Hassel Corpse. Yes. Was on the cover of our issue,

which you were featured in. Yes, correct. And we just had David Hassel Corpse down at the county. Well, we had him at a morgue.

We had an actress by the name of Scarlett Faye, who plays Lindsay Lohan in the Hustler movies. And we brought her down to the county coroner's office and got a lot of press,

because Lindsay was a no-show that day. Of course. I think she was just late, though. 40 minutes, but they wouldn't let her in.

And then the next day she came... She gave cupcakes, but I was surprised... Well, we have to give her credit for trying. We do.

She's misunderstood, isn't she? Yeah, yeah. She's just late. You know, she...

She's late. She was traffic. Yeah. So...

But things are crazy. And our issue is doing phenomenal, with you featured in the Girls in Corpse issue with Tara Patrick on the cover.

And Natasha Marley. And me as a squirtologist. You're a squirtologist. You probably didn't know this,

but there was an act... A girl that I met on your show, and I forget her name, she's Russian. You probably know, but she's a squirt expert.

And she actually squirted on one of our magazines and it was in the issue. Am I turning you on right now because you look very excited?

I'm... Yeah, I'm listening to you. Yeah, I mean, you're part of the whole effect. And I'm loving my...

My special effect. Really? Yeah, yeah. It's dangerous, though.

It's got a great little... Does it vibrate? Yeah, yeah, it vibrates. Have you used it?

I have. I've been watching it. You're very hot in this outfit. This is, you know,

I think this is what you need to be. I'm a witch, you know. It's just the... The hat is a little high, but...

Back in, you know, you would have been... You would have been burned back in an era, don't you think?

You would have been drowned? Drowned, burned, stoned, you know, one of those. You know, back in that...

I'm lucky to be alive. They would drown you. They'd try to drown you, and if you survived,

then you were a witch. And if you didn't survive, then they would have... So, you know, you were coming if you were going.

Coming and going. Now, speaking of witches, what's another word for witch? Belladonna.

Belladonna. Belladonna. Because the belladonna's were more specifically the healers.

Belladonna will heal your butt, basically, the actress. The belladonna's were healers. Yeah, your ass.

Yes. Who used herbs and understood women's bodies. Probably men's too,

for that matter. And when... I guess the patriarchal, corporate powers that be,

or whatever you called them, back in farming times, wanted to take over. They said that, you know,

this form of healing was witchcraft. It was actually the new scientific medical profession that wanted to cut into other things

versus what the belladonna's did. Well, they wanted to do surgery. Yeah, right. They wanted to draw blood.

Love that cutting. Got a lot of fresh cuts of meat here, or actually kind of rotten cuts of meat here. Where did Riding the Broom come from?

Riding the Broom, I believe, is probably from using a dildo. Right. To fly.

Why do we use that? Fly orgasms. Riding the Broom should be the new masturbatory term.

Riding the Broom. You know? Yee-haw! That's the new bop she bop.

You should market those. That's a really great idea. I know, huh? You can sweep the floor.

You can make it a little more, you know, stable than mine that's kind of taped and yarned on here.

But, yeah, I mean, it's got to happen. And they really did market a broom.

But anyway, this is a toy whose time has come. It's very special.

For Halloween. For Halloween. So back to Belladonna's. Yes, Belladonna's.

And we have a Belladonna right here, is the point that I was trying to introduce. Three,

Anna, Bella, Donna. Hello, Dr. Susan Blott.

So happy to have you. Thank you here. Thank you. I'm very happy to be here.

And I met Breonna Belladonna at the Pleasure Chest Festival of Kink, or whatever that was, Glory Hole. Yeah, it was the 40th anniversary

of the Pleasure Chest, actually. Yes. And you regaled us with your swallowing.

Get it? Uh-huh. Of something much less palatable than the dildo.

Oh, I don't know. I really prefer swallowing swords over dildos. I knew you'd be kinky that way.

You know, most of us know. But, yeah. You, you, you know, that's you. Dildos are good, too.

They're just, I like it really, really rigid and stiff. I even have a sword dildo

if you want to try this one. Oh, awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I hate it now.

After a few more drinks, maybe. Yeah, okay. Well, just got to introduce people here.

So, so you are a sword swallowing sideshow performer. Yes, ma'am.

Yeah. I'm one of, they're about, give or take 50,

50 people in the world who swallow swords professionally, alive today. And I'm one of eight

living females. So, you are amazing. Oh, thank you.

You are really an amazing belladonna, goddess. I know, man.

Amazon, you know, that's just amazing. Why is this something that men do more?

Men are swallowers? Right. I was wondering the same thing. We obviously get more practice.

Yeah. I'm not sure. I'm really not sure, although there has been,

within the last, like, year since I've joined, when I started swallowing swords,

it was, I was one of, like, four.

And so, within just not even, and I've been, I've been swallowing swords

for about a year now. And within that year, there's been four more. So, the,

the, us women are coming up. We're on the rise for the sword swallower.

Wow. And did you decide you wanted to be a sword swallower when you grew up?

When you were, Oh, no. I wanted, I wanted to be a mermaid

when I grew up. That was, Yeah. A lot of us

can identify. Yes. That's why I have my Marilyn Monroe

tattoo. My middle name is Marilyn. Oh, well, I like all the things

we have in common. I have a mermaid. Uh-huh. With orange shoes.

And you have very orange hair. And Halloween must be like a religious holiday for you.

I mean, the season. Right. Is a very, must be kind of an intense

season for you. Definitely. It's a belladonna. Right.

Definitely. And it's really hard because it's the most busy season as far as work goes.

And so, usually I try to take Halloween off, but,

Yeah. They always reel me back in. Sure.

But, I do, I do take my birthday off. I was born October 15th.

And so, that's another reason why I really embrace. Oh, my God.

This is a big holiday season for you. Yeah. So, I take that off

no matter what. They wanted me to work and I said, no.

But, but it's still good. Like I do, a lot of the acts

that I do during this time are acts I normally wouldn't get to do other times.

That mean a lot to me. So, as I rub myself. Just keep rubbing yourself. All right.

Well, you know, just keep rubbing yourself. And, and you have a sword

with you tonight. Oh, I have lots of swords. Oh, lots of swords.

All right. Well, we certainly want to get some swallowing in soon.

But, I want to introduce some of my other guests. I've got

some other guests to introduce. So, yes,

here we go. Everyone's in different chairs, but the lovely

Sophia Jade. Sophia sitting before me in her fetching

little black glasses. Am I on? You are on. It gets very close.

You got to get close. You can't sit back from it. You have to engage. Okay.

Am I close enough? Yes. Now you're doing good. Show about

oral sex, I guess. So, you have to get close. Like this close?

That sound. Well, not too slobbery. Okay.

I'll try. Sophia, that means wisdom. Are you

a wise girl? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And how do you describe what you do? I don't know. That's

a little bit difficult. Yeah. You are haughty.

I like to masturbate on camera. Awesome. Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. Would you do that among corpses? I've

never done that before, but, you know, the thought has I mean, they're not,

you know, stinky or anything. Okay, that's good. They're actually

really funny. And so, you know, I mean, we're

and we have toys. I mean, Yeah. I actually

am very drawn to the silver sword dildo. Yes. Yes.

And, you know, because it's silver paint, we have condoms for it.

We do. Yeah. Feathers falling around. Gee.

Okay. Well, that's fantastic. Well,

I should just hurry up with the introductions then, shouldn't I? Yeah.

And Dr. Suzy, could you give Cropsey the, the bed mic

and put it in his slot there? Can you do that? I'd like the bed mic.

Yeah, give him the the bed mic. I'd like to talk to the corpses. Run the bed mic there.

Tony's going to do that. Okay. I'd like being close to Jackie. Can you please

not bring me the mic? She's very warm and luscious. All right.

Okay. So, where are we now? I don't know.

Where are we? Halloween. I got so excited about thinking about her

masturbating among the corpses. All right. So, okay,

so we have the sword dildo. You like vibrators? I know. Yes.

Actually, the pocket rocket is really cool. Pocket rocket?

I actually use that when I'm in my car, when I'm driving sometimes. Awesome.

You get a pocket rocket. Take a picture with the pocket rocket. Oh,

yay. And I've been behind her before.

Thank you. All right. Picture, please. Hold up the pocket rocket

for the pocket rocket. Peeps. Here we go. And tweets.

The original dog. Yeah. Put it, put it in this thing now.

Okay. So, now, while she's posing

at the pocket rocket, and then someone should get her a battery and everything.

Oh, look. So now, without further ado, are you going to do me now?

No, I'm just, you are. You're interrupting me.

I'm interrupting. Go ahead. Okay. I mean,

you know how many times I've been trying to introduce this guy? I like this guy.

This is the best guy. This guy. That guy. He's a great host.

It shows great. I agree with you. I agree. He's here.

Finally on the microphone. Wow. Oh, there he is. Thank you.

Happy Halloween. Thank you, Dr. Susie. I gotta say though,

I think I speak for everyone in this room when I say, I really want to fuck you.

And I think that by show of applause, you want to be my broom? Yes,

you're broom dilda, which is pretty awesome. But I remember seeing you on an episode of

that HBO sex show. And I thought one of these, that my dream would be to be here

at the Speakeasy. So, I feel like I'm living the dream and now seeing you

dressed all hot on Halloween, which is the greatest holiday ever.

It's a great holiday. It's an awesome holiday. Very, very. Brings out every woman's

spiritual, sexual, intense, life and death and the fear and sex,

everything. And then every horish outfit you could possibly have

for every type of thing. Oh, true. Elvira was my original inspiration.

Really? Yes. So much cleavage. She still looks great.

Not as good as you, but she still looks pretty good. Well, you're not on her show right now.

All right. But I'm really honored to be here because it's,

this is the best time because we're talking zombies and sex. And I love both of those.

Why? I think, I think it's, I don't know,

well, obviously sex. I mean, I don't need to say that here, but,

but the zombie stuff is, is awesome just from the standpoint of,

I mean, it's just so prevalent in our culture now with just how

effed up things are in the world. I think zombies are kind of, it's definitely a way

to talk about what's happening in, in the world today.

People that are cast aside and people eating other people

in a way that's kind of like, it's like the Occupy movement in a way. Or the corporations

eating people. Yes, the corporations are eating us. We're eating each other

and the corporations eat us. There's something very primitive

that we respond to in the story of the zombie. Yeah.

And a lot of chicks are into biting these days. the zombie thing is, it's a real deal.

Right? If I, I don't know, maybe some of the girls

in the panel would like to address that. Well, yeah. Bite or be bitten.

And it is, it is kind of a contrast thing. Eating people. Yeah, you know.

Eating women. Eating, eating is sexy, you know.

I mean, usually you leave something, but the zombie, you know,

fully swallows. I want to bite. Yes. It's very dangerous.

They could swallow you up. But Chris is right. This is a major time right now for zombies.

Mm-hmm. They've displaced the vampire and there's so many

of the walking dead and Death Valley just started. Rise again, my friend wrote.

Death is big, yeah. Yeah, it's very, very big. and I guess

it is partly because we're in such a deep recession and we just

feel that we're being devoured. Yes. And that we're being chased

by things that will devour us. The killing of Gaddafi on television

was quite stunning. Yeah. I want to do a, I want to do a show called

Like a pack of dogs. Devouring him. They tore him apart. They didn't even shoot him.

No. They tore him apart. No, they shot him at the end. Oh, they did.

It was like the Libyan weekend at Bernie's. You told me they tore him apart. No, no.

I get my news from you. No, no, they tore him apart. Thank you, Chris. And then they shot him in the head.

Okay. Weekend at Momars. I think it's going to be a series. Weekend at Momars.

Yes. Well, zombies are big. My friend, Ben Tripp,

who is a fellow counter punch writer, has written a marvelous book. I actually wasn't really into zombies. I thought they were just ugly,

you know, for years. I really wasn't into, I was into witches since I was a little kid,

you know, but the zombies, I didn't, I didn't get it.

I thought they were in sexy and I still kind of think they're not sexy, but Ben Tripp wrote this

fantastic book called Rise Again. If you're like, if you like zombies, get it,

even if you don't like zombies, get it, because it's also about the Iraq War and it just,

just brought them into my life. And also one thing that I, I feel that a lot of people resonate to is, you know,

we're going through so many tough times, but then you see a zombie story or you read one or you hear one and you go,

well, at least I'm not being devoured by zombies. That's right.

So, that's right. I'm okay. You know,

I'm okay. Anyway, zombies and sex, I don't know.

Devoured by chase. Have you ever had sex with a girl dressed as a zombie? No, but

I would watch that. I would watch an adult film where that occurred. Now,

Belladonna is a little bit zombie-like here. I mean, there's the red hair, which is quite quaffed.

Zombies are usually a little more, you know, fucked up.

Well, I'm not a zombie. I'm just dead. Yeah, you're just very well dead.

But the zombie look is very goth, you know, which is awesome.

They're kind of brainless. But there's the contrast, I think, that is exciting of

the dead and the sex. Sex and death. Didn't we talk about that in the interview?

That is girls and corpses, exactly why we do that. Absolutely. We realize,

we recognize the fascination with death right now. You were so ahead of the curve

with that magazine. We are. I'm serious. your magazine

is fucking amazing. Oh, go on. Would you like to hold a torso?

I'm good. I'm good. I already have a torso. But you know what,

actually speaking of projects of people's and we're supporting all of our friends

projects here and we put little dolls out in chains

for you because you are now doing this whole movie about

dolls and chains or something. I'm doing a show that's called

Fetishville. Fetishville. And it's basically about the world's

most exclusive dungeon where politicians, VIPs, rock stars, celebrities travel

from all over the world because of the discretion where they can act

their fantasies out. Of course, the show is all done stop motion animated

with dolls and the people who appear on the show are actually,

there's a technology where I could take Dr. Suzy, I can take a photo

of the front of your face, the side of your head and through a computerized process

actually make a doll sized version of your head and it won't just

like, it kind of looks like you, it's exactly you. Wow.

So the actresses that are appearing in Fetishville are, it's actually them.

And so far Sarah Jean Underwood 2007 playmate, playboy playmate of the year

is one of the actresses. R.E.D. who's one of the God's girls.

She's also and there's other ones I can't talk about right now. Don't even talk about that.

I'm not going to talk about that. We have hot girls here that we'd rather talk about. You know, including this

hot Fetish girl right here who wants to masturbate among the corpses.

Well. And I don't know why somebody hasn't gotten her a battery yet.

Oh, it's in. Oh, you do. Oh, okay. Oh, you're all wonderful.

Okay, so, so how you doing? I'm doing good. Good, good.

Well, first of all you should stand up and model your very chic outfit.

Oh, of course. Pick out a corpse that turns you on. Did the porn star fan

one ask you to do that? You know, I know porn star fan,

he's great. He's one of our biggest fans and he loves panties. He does.

Panty man. He's panty boy. Panty boy. Well, he's going to get

old enough now. Is he past 18? He's one of those never grow up.

Like me. Like you. Like Peter Pan. Like all of us.

Like Peter Pan of panties. He does. I wonder what he's like in person.

Have you ever met him? No, but he did call in and What does he sound like?

Well, he I think that English is not his first language. Spanish is.

I love Spanish. Here you go. Maybe he should call in.

Well, he might. Sometimes he can't get away. He can only Twitter. I'll show my panties.

Okay. But you have some fabulous panties there. Yes.

Oh, look at these. These are quite, quite elegant with this big

lace band and garters.

Is it panties? Are they part of the garter or separate? I wear the panties

outside the garters because usually when you have sex you keep the garters.

Can we get a ruling on that? Is that official? We got a ruling. A judge's call.

Is that a panty? I don't know. It's a panty. It is outside?

It's outside. The garter. Okay. Yes, that's

so you can keep the garters on when you're having sex. Don't you know?

No. It seems like he doesn't know that. You always take

the garter. I like to wear the garter. All right. Do we have a microphone

up here now or did we give that up to Corpse? I have the only microphone

which is going to be a problem for you. But when you're picking out corpses,

I just want to mention I brought Kim Falley who is a corpse. Yes, we're going to

have him come on. He's a corpse as well. We're going to get a lovely

model here. Sophia Jay. I give her the mic. She's going to cut.

You can come close to me again. Yes, that would be good. You can share the mic here.

I want to be with Jackie Joy because she has just smoked it. So we have a mic

for the lovely lady. Yes, you may ascend the stage now. I'll share.

Yes. She wants to share. You're going to share now. Oh, look.

There's a pantybasket. She wants to share. You can get very close. We do have a pantybasket

if you need panties. Are these used panties? No. No.

These are new panties because if someone is wearing invisible panties.

They're emergency panties. These are emergency or what we call 911 panties.

Are they zombie panties? Last week we had a skull and bones panty.

I don't know. Take a picture. Take a picture. Yes.

Now I think you should take the dress off. Do we have

a little music to take the dress off? What? What?

What? She needs music. A little bit of music to take the dress off too.

The seat will be filled by someone should fill the seat.

Kim, bring Kim up. Kim Falle. You can come up here. Runaways producer

and a famous crazy man who is brilliant. Come on up here, Kim.

Kim Falle. Record producer for the stars. and

dress for Halloween as usual. Actually, Kim Falle is a little bit like me.

He's always dressed for Halloween. Oh, no. It's a special occasion.

Kim passed away three years ago, actually. Well, thank you for joining us, Kim.

We don't let you talk on the microphone. We just have to sit there. Pull that microphone up.

Kim, pull the microphone up. Let me hear you a second. Go ahead.

Test. Okay. Thank you. I thought we had another dead

mic. Corpse. You've got to be careful. We're killing our mics.

All the corpses. All the corpses named Mike, actually, tonight. All right.

So, Kim, welcome back. Thank you so much. I'm happy to be here.

Well, yes. I smell urine and yeast and it makes me feel

like the Halloween feast. The masturbation nation is ready to lick it. Mmm.

Well, it's poetry night here. That's easy. Yeah.

Very good. We're often inspired by Halloween, aren't we? Yes.

Well, we're all back from the dead, I mean, or chemo or something, right?

So, here we are, ready to masturbate. Okay.

I'm excited. Okay. Yeah. Good.

I'm going to hold this for you. I'm going to put my broom down and you have your, you know,

you could use both, you could start with this and then see how you feel. But first,

the striptease, I've given you plenty of time now, tech department

to get some music together. Are we ready? Yeah. Who's it come, Maestro?

Hello? A little body's in my face. I would want to have it on. Oh, there we go.

Oh, here it is. It's real hard music. Can you turn that up a little bit? I can't turn it up.

Wow, this is... It's okay. I can't hear you because I have headphones on.

Okay. Do you want to talk? Yeah. Okay, say something.

I wonder if I can masturbate with this microphone. Does it vibrate? Well,

you know, I am not insured for that. Okay.

You know, I mean, I don't like to inhibit people's desire to use household objects as masturbatory devices,

but just at your own risk. Boo. Okay. Well,

okay. I mean, I have a Hitachi magic wand, a bell.

A bell? How do we use it? How do we use the bell? I have whips and brooms

and spankers. Stick the bell in and then just shake around and make it ring.

I have a chinchilla. I like that minute. Ooh. Okay.

Okay. Here she goes. Sophia, Jade.

You can barely hear or masturbate with that music so loud. I know. It's a little, you know,

a little out of control there, but we got the dress off with the music. Okay.

Very good. And now, we're going to get comfortable. I think,

maybe, maybe you should lean back amongst the corpses here. You used to maybe feel like

I was in church. And do you want your glasses? It's a great place to masturbate, church.

Just throwing that out there. Do you want to eat them on? That's where he messes up. Okay.

Should I put them over? I've actually had sex in a business. It's a place to stay.

You know, I'm going to put them over here. Not with the bishop or his son.

Because you could be rolling around or the corpses might rise again. Feel free to use the corpses in any way you want.

So hold on to these. It's flexible. Yeah. Okay.

So, the corpses, I think, are really enjoying your presence

amongst them. Yeah, they're getting stiff. Definitely.

And that was good. Amanda, do it. All right.

so Amanda Blow is here. All right. Amanda Blow. Can we hear it for Amanda Blow?

Nice. And whoa. And

I don't want to get in the way of this. I'm going to get over the side here. Among, I'm going to get next to another corpse.

Okay. Is this a girl and corpses or what? This is what we live for.

This is what pays the bills. This is it. Yes. While she's masturbating,

let me mention our new magazines on newsstands. Just take a moment. Don't laugh. But this is what it's all about.

I mean, sex and death are so primal. I mean, sex is the beginning and death is the end.

And also, that's a great vagina. That's all I want to say. Death is only the beginning.

Now these are for panty boys out there. Very nice, sheer, little panties

that are barely covering up the lovely goddess of wisdom's vulva as she rubs her

pocket rocket against little Miss Clitty and sucks on her finger.

Do you like to play with your nipples? You do. Well, you should do that. You know,

you should feel free. Maybe you want to take that bra down. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Who's that? That's creepy. I can't even see what's going on,

but Dr. Suzy's narration of what's going on is awesome. Well, the bra has just, yeah,

just gotten right down below the curve of these lovely natural breasts with hardening nipples.

Wow. Just beautiful natural body. I think natural. I don't know.

Maybe you've got a very good surgeon, but you look great. And gosh, and we haven't even started the Agua yet.

And she is using the original Doc Johnson pocket-pocket and just rubbing up a storm.

Wet. Wet. What do you think, Jackie? Wet.

Is it turning you on? Pussy lips wet. I can't get past what he's talking about right now. Wet.

He's sitting next to Corpse. That's it. Does he vanish? This is Amanda's gift

to the situation, yes. Wet. Pussy lips wet. I'm helping here.

Just pull this little thing down. He looks so pretty. Wet. Oh, yes.

So now, where, you know, two toys is better than one. That's kind of scary.

Now who's making the croaking sound? Corpse? No, no, Kim. Kim.

Kim is having a moment. Wet. Wet. His knees will not stop shaking.

That's going to be a new song right here. He keeps saying that. I'm serious. Wet and Wild.

Wet. This is how the runaway is starting. Wet and Wild. Wet.

Here's the microphone. Wet and Wild. Wet. In Fetishville.

Pay the bills. Hurt it. Can you concentrate with all these jokes? I'm trying my best.

I know. Harder. You can just make it take a long time. It doesn't matter.

Harder. Mm. Mm-hmm. Wet.

Now you've... Kim was supposed to be cast on Blue Velvet. Masterfated in public before, I guess. Yes.

But not with a bunch of guys telling jokes. Not with a bunch of people on microphone. Right. There's girls here,

but the girls are kind of giving you some space, but I noticed the guys... Well, you know, that's why I don't have my glasses on,

because I can't see what's going on. So it doesn't even matter right now. You look beautiful. You just look exquisite.

Thank you. Mm-hmm. Can we see your wondrous vulva? Do you want to show that?

Yeah? I'm like growing a mini blush right now. You've gotten panty boys panties there. Plenty wet, so...

Oh, look at that. I'm just taking it off. By the way, Yes.

I didn't say, because I started with the poem, this is the womb room. That's what this place is.

Here in the speakeasy, and the womb has entered the womb room. Wet. Oh, yes, the panties.

He sounds like the guy who's looking through the peephole. Oh. That you kind of run away from.

Oh. Beautiful. You want this pillow back here? You can only see his eyeballs.

Here, I'll put the Yale pillow behind you, because we're getting ready for sex week at Yale. Well, I am a nerd,

so it does work. Mm-hmm. Mm, that looks... Just delicious.

Mm-hmm. So, sex and death and Halloween. And masturbation. Oh.

And vibration. And Sophia Jade. Oh. Are you a quick comer,

or are you... Not really. You don't have to be. I don't have a lot of distractions here,

except when I'm talking in between. Mm, right. If we just talk and let you be, you think you'll come.

If you guys talk to each other, yes. All right, so I'm just going to set the microphone here

to hear your moaning. Okay. And... All right, talk amongst yourselves.

Wet. I can't with him doing that. All right, now, Kim. Yeah.

All right. What is the meaning of this? You just keep talking about how wet she is. Wet and wild, nature's child,

Satan is helping me come. Mm. Satan, help her come. Satan, help her come.

Satan. Oh. Satan, help her come. Oh.

Satan's tongue. Satan's fingers. I think Satan is helping her come. Satan.

Oh. Satan. Oh. Satan.

Satan. Tonger Satan. Lick it Satan. Lick it Satan.

Yeah. Lick it Satan. I love you. I love you.

Lick it. Lick it Satan. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's hear it for... Family. And Sophia Jade. Whoo.

Beautiful. I don't have to turn these off anymore. Yeah. Wow.

So Satan got you going there. Yeah. Thank you, Amanda. Is that wonderful?

Yes, and thank you, Amanda, for... Amanda, would you like to ascend the stage now? Sit among the corpses. Oh, please do.

No, last time I masturbated it was the whole show. I didn't get to talk at all. What? Oh.

Well, here, we'll come over here and grab the microphone and you can talk. Yeah, I think you're very sexy. May I lick your nipples?

Amanda is Satan. Amanda and Satan. Yes, I was. Yes, I was.

Oh, Amanda is Satan. Right, right. Amanda is Satan. Yes, you know Amanda.

I think I am. Yes, I drank her piss. Very good. Don't y'all wish she could taste this?

Maybe I'll go around and let everybody taste it. I love you. You're sexy. Her nipple, Amanda.

I love you too. Her nipple, Amanda. Her nipple, Amanda. Don't neglect your nipple, Amanda.

You're being ordered, Amanda, like you're in a scene here. Both nipples. Oh, you're right. Yeah, one at a time.

Look, see, she's putting her panties on. And the finger. And the nipple. You're losing the moment.

Little finger. Nipple. Nipple. I think guys forget to go around

and get some of the meaty part of it, because they do. It always feels really good. They do forget that.

One of these swords inside of you. Open your mouth, Amanda. Did you want one of these? All your teeth, Amanda, under nipple, Amanda.

I like swords. I had to sign Kim out tonight to get him out. By her, Amanda. Swallow the sweat, Amanda.

Don't neglect the pussy, Amanda. Don't neglect the nipple and the pussy and the mouth and the ass, Amanda. Are you a porn director?

What is her name again? I agree with Kim. She should do all of that. Those are all good suggestions.

I thought he was a record producer. They are good. They are, you know, worthwhile. He's producing some fucking hope.

I don't know. You might have to show me how to do it. Yeah, do it. No, you have to show me how to do it.

Don't forget the nipple. I like cock. I'm not really good with pussy. Do the nipple, Amanda.

I'm good with corpses and dick. The nipple. Yeah. Can you help her get the condom on the cock?

Oh. Yeah. Oh. These girls are so turned on by your corpses.

Don't neglect the pussy. Belladonna. Brianna Belladonna. Yes.

I need to pee so bad. Well, I pee in her mouth. Belladonna. She is your toilet, Belladonna.

Oh, my God. She is your toilet, Belladonna. I don't know about that. Would you want her to pee in your mouth?

Slap it. Punisher. Punisher. Have you ever had someone pee in your mouth?

Punisher. No, I haven't. No. Okay.

That's him. Punisher. You know, a little, maybe too far. I don't mind peeing on somebody, though.

Okay. Possibly Kim. How about Kim? Kim, would you?

Wait a minute. I want to see Amanda Lazarus. Okay. Me and my fiancee actually have a thing about that.

She usually drinks my pee. Oh, we know that. She's proud. But do you mind if I take the pee over and pee on my wife, fiancee?

Oh, yes. She did my makeup. Would that be okay? You're going to pee on your...

That's our thing. That's kind of my deal. Yeah. Oh, Brittany.

Brittany Blaise. Brittany Blaise. Amanda Blow and Brittany Blaise. Wow.

And I'm going to... Well, this is turning into quite a circus here tonight. All right, but we need a bucket. We'll have to go find a bucket.

I actually have a bucket. We'll just empty out... Wait, Kim's a bucket. No, no, no.

She's doing it. Oh, actually, there's a bunch of... Yeah, yeah. This is a great bucket here.

Pee. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trick or treat. Yeah, yeah.

Here. We need some plastic, too. Do we have some pissing music we can play? Piss.

Thank you. That was exactly what I was thinking. Piss. Piss.

Piss. You know... Piss. Follow the yellow brick road.

I do. Follow the yellow brick road. Holy crap. Okay.

Calm, calm, calm children. Calm, calm. I want to say hello to my friend, Mr. E. So we got to get him on a microphone.

Who? Mr. E., is he here? Yeah. Mr. E., come on up here.

Let's see. Come on, sit. You guys can get out of the chair there. No.

Mr. E., right here. You don't need to be standing on a... Oh, Brianna. I forgot about you.

She's going to piss. I think you're going to come up here and get your sword swallowing act ready while I say hello to Mr. E. Right.

We have many different types of sword swallowing that we're now going to get involved with. Hmm. And hello, Mr. E., how are you today?

It's so nice to be back on here in a different way. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Hmm.

Yes. What's going on here? Wow. Not peeing on the bed, please.

No, right here. Right, right. On the floor, maybe? Lay it out a little bit.

Lay it out on the floor. The corpses are washable, by the way, I just wanted to mention. Right, right. But others have to get on the bed.

And we are nothing if not hygienic. Of course, you notice that my producer, Tasia Souter, is wearing a suitable outfit for this sort of activity here. All right.

Time for the girls room. The blaze and blow show. Oh, here we go. Titties.

We kind of have a thing where I just pee out in public anywhere and she loves me. Yes. My pee.

My pee. You love me and my pee. And I use the urinal. Okay.

If I was a man, I'd have a big dick. Are you going to, you have to take the dress off because it's quite drapey, I would say. Off.

And keep the pearls on. Keep the pearls on. Yeah, you're not, you know, that's good. So Chris Gore is tweeting.

What are you doing? I was tweeting. He's making a stop sale right now. I caught you.

Yeah, no, I was tweeting. You were. What were you tweeting? What were you tweeting?

I was, I was, I was tweeting about how, I don't know, you're, you're basically tonight, you're broom dilda. Yeah. You know, I think it was a good reason I invited you tonight.

Yes. Broom dilda. That's great. Nice panties.

Look at Amanda's panties. Oh yeah. Amanda Blow, ladies and gentlemen. Whoa.

Amanda Blow. Oh yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Those are amazing panties.

I don't even let you keep those on. You could pee right through those panties and I'd be happy. But you could pull them aside also since you might not want to get them all.

I want to hear you tie this into Halloween. Dude, do you have towels over there, Susan? You know, Halloween. Down there, down there.

Is it about your nation? Yes. I have towels. Yep.

Whoa. By the way, you should explain the health benefits of this. Oh, I have an appropriately themed towel here. I'm not sure what I'm doing with this towel.

It's a background scene. It's like you're at the beach. Oh, I just hold it up. It's a splatter guard.

Okay. Maybe I'll get over here out of harm's way. Oh, wow. Who says you can't squirt?

All right, folks. You squirting girl. Doesn't it feel good? Yeah.

Let's hear it for Amanda Blow. Squirting. She's squirting. Wow.

I say for Brittany Blaze. And let's hear it for Brittany Blaze. Yes. Absolutely.

A shot of vodka? Brittany Blaze. Yeah. A shot of vodka.

You know, a shot of vodka for sure. Just to have the taste in my mouth is like it'll make me wet by itself. Weird.

And how does it taste to you? Is it tangy or? I don't know. I think it's like champagne to blow.

I think what it is, it has to be her. Because whoever it is that you drink it from, you get addicted to them. Are you in a relationship?

I would say so. She's my fiance. She can have all the dicks she wants, but we're the only girls.

She can fuck anybody she wants to. Really? Anyone? She can fuck anybody she wants to.

Who? The two of you. Take one guy? Do the two of you go on one guy?

Sometimes. You know, there's guys that we have emotions for, we separate that. After porn there's not really much left.

Grab that microphone from her. She's arguing with you. She's the dominant one. Wow!

She's whackin' you. Well I actually thought that it was a bunch of bullshit when our first scene was Mark from the dark. He has thought that too badass chicks need to hook up and so we're just doing some you know content and a little pee here a little pee there

and I thought it was for the show and she actually when we were off camera she wanted me to do it I was like what you're serious she said it's like a closeness you know and anyways oh well well well you know I was just had someone I think on the show last week who said that if if you're gonna be peeing

on someone it's humiliating and I said no no not necessarily sometimes it's a sign of affection well it depends you know first I mean like I'll watch anybody pee but like I would only drink hers and something happens to you like almost like in an animalistic kind of way like you get like I don't know it's

attracted to their scent and everything so yeah you want to make sure that you don't drink from a crackhead or somebody that well true natural it's on like that like yeah she's a good person to be hooked on you have chemistry we do it just happened you know it's weird it's like you know with like that stuff like with

horror films and corpses and stuff like I didn't realize like in horror films you make the same noises as porn and we're having a great time yeah yeah speaking of horror films mr. you never have fun you combine or or well I or yes I have like or five or ten different personas over the years and you know

when I started doing mainstream film which is the stuff I was here last time talking about you know I started doing more and more stuff in general and the dark side of human nature as well as the kind of the more maternal and paternal side of human nature it's like all all comes together it's worth sex and we're

just talking about film financing yeah that's definitely that's part of it what are we talking about here I don't know but I just have to say that I almost called this show I almost called the show gore and horse but I thought it would might bother some people that will be the name of a new podcast that I'll start

almost called it that so gore is corpsey and whore is me but I do want to say that Sophia Sophia put on an amazing show and I'm really happy to know and work with this fine woman yeah we do well she's you look like you're related with the glasses you know like we when we go out sometimes people think we're either

like married or brother and dad which is it which which is it well she's 19 so yeah he's my dad so that's pretty much the deal there but we're she's gonna she's a crazy thing that I'm doing it's a photo project and also maybe called nerdy girls and no nerdy nerdy oh but you know nerdy girls and dirty girls can be

anonymous you know you know no one is blown I love the hassle corpse Amanda would you like to fillate everyone's got their own have you noticed I will I will I think Robert's been waiting for that I have a writer stuck between my legs by you yes keep going only Bella Donna has blown a

corpse in the magazine I will blow the corpse it's not like the show far it's blowing the corpse you have to go over there and blow the hashtag blowing the corpse everybody on Twitter Jeremy come on Amanda this is a first ladies all Amanda Amanda blows gonna blow a corpse and this is for all right never mind good at that

but this is for Halloween the floor with this is for Halloween which to it you know necrophilia in many states yeah there you go wow you have got a mouth span on you sure does hmm yeah that's impressive yeah but I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose y'all picture picture more like a basketball mm-hmm mm-hmm very good

all right so yes and that's David has a corpse you might want to we have some serious entertainment that we're going to do now yeah so it's well when she's sword swallowing right now yeah I know we're we're this is the warm-up act this is a little sore that was good here swords well blow the blow the corpse

Bella Donna is the only one other one who has blown a corpse but this is sword swall wow that's pretty yeah you know Arnold Schwarzenegger made it allow for necrophilia and like so you just broke a law I hope that's clean but he ruined California so you're even it is great you like great good does it taste like

grape tastes like ass just like yeah put your mic up Dr. Susie Dr. Susie yes my mic is going up all right so now we are going to have a very exciting portion of the show that's why we have been doing some sword swallowing here of the sexual kind can I I can't turn this vibrator off and and and we are fortunate to have

amongst us a real sword swallower I forget the statistic but one of very few sword swallowers that are female eight eight one of eight female sword swallowers in the world and she is here amongst us to inspire us with the Halloween spirit the spirit that challenges our fears the spirit that that puts us in

touch with our mortality and and we we really love her legs and and she is Brianna Belladonna let's hear it well thank you okay so here you are here I am and you have your violin case my violin's case instruments yes yes I've got all kinds of good ones um but I want to do something special I want to do the

gold one okay maybe we should close this so that we have something in front oh yes by all means and I'm gonna move this also so okay okay oh wait don't you go away I need you for this I need you for this I know you help people put swords in but have you ever pulled a sword out yes actually you have well sure I mean what

you in and out well of course what goes in must come out well you're gonna help me with this so this is the longest sword I swallow it's 27 inches long and what's gonna happen is this this so it's gonna go in between my lips down my esophagus it'll bump past my heart squeeze in between my lungs and it'll stop when

it hits the bottom my stomach now when that happens I'm gonna bend over put my body in half I'm gonna turn to you Susan and I'm gonna wink like that when I wink responsibility like that I want you to grab onto the hilt and pull it out okay are you ready no okay neither am I okay let me get comfortable okay oh yeah okay so here

we go get comfortable getting comfortable here you want to go ahead and stand up right here alright here we go whoa that's sharp that's not made of aluminum foil right no it does not bend it does not fold it does not retract in fact grab onto the hilt and pull just to prove that it doesn't do anything funny manhandled I

like it rough oh yeah it's a heavy sword is it a real sword that's a real sword oh oh yes okay here we go now I know what I'm about to do is gross but in my industry too much lube is just enough okay here we go yeah yeah tongue in that baby mm-hmm yes ah there it goes down her throat oh my god

ah a killer amazing I mean I don't know how you do that how do you do that very carefully I guess I can show you how I learned I don't know if you'd like one more sure yeah okay well sort of all things very rare it's very dangerous because there's not

many people that do it professionally and a lot of people ask like how do you do it does it hurt really bad and I gotta tell you it doesn't feel good but when you learn you take a hanger a wire hanger just like this I know right usually I pull it out in between from in between my legs and my stage show but right we won't

do that here because we're a classy group so what I'm gonna do with this there are some groups that would like to see abortions being done this way yeah oh my uh-huh so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take this hanger because it's obvious I can't go anywhere doesn't you know I mean it's real right yeah she smelled it

they usually don't do that but okay so yeah what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take this hanger swallow it and then I'm gonna bend it with my esophagus wow yes and then pull it out are you guys ready yeah okay I don't have to do anything on this one right no no yeah yeah because a lot of people don't believe it's real they think

it's a trick a stunt or whatever make it was and make my life a lot easier but I probably wouldn't get paid as much as I do so here we go the reverse abortion is what I like to call it oh yes here we go Brianna Belladonna is going to do the reverse abortion take that you pro lifers it comes out curve hey wow amazing you

know any people out there complaining about deep-throating okay you can do it you can get it down there really far I mean where does it go is her microphone on where does it go it goes down my esophagus past three sphincters oh I know you have internal ones and then it hits the right to the bottom my stomach and I

can feel it as soon as it hits I can feel it wow okay yeah well you are sensational well thank you it's an honor to be with other sensational oh there we go protection protection just in case you swallow the microphone yeah all right so so let's hear it for Brianna Belladonna thank you thank you a true circus

performer yeah I have something fun with a condom would you like to see by all means wonderful do we have a condom conductor blocks yes we have several we have a condom condoms yay at least somebody came prepared you've got a lot we've got lots all right condom let's go with red all red that'll look pretty

okay so everybody knows that my condoms are confused with my chocolates my Halloween candy tonight right this is a condom or a prophylactic that's the yes the scientific term and normally when I do my stunts I like to I like to explain what I'm about to do just to kind of give the audience a little bit of

breather oh look at it matches your hair I know fashion well I am in you know I'm in LA I got to be fashionable all these LA people so normally when I do my stunts I usually explain what I'm about to do it this was just so much fun that I don't want to explain it so here we go we're just going to do it okay this is

the improper use of a condom here we go okay what is in the condom there what is that I'm gonna get nailed that's my little oh that's your nail right little now this yes did this at the at the pleasure chest it was great well without a oh yeah I know you haven't seen this version okay the safe version you saw

the dirty unsafe version right so now we're glad you're doing the safe version exactly right exactly yes at the speakeasy for sure okay so here we go improper use of a condom up her nose it goes right up her nose I think I'm getting a sinus condition just looking at her oh my god and through her mouth up

her nose and through her mouth I mean Jesus Christ this Brianna Belladonna brothers and sisters amazing now that's a trick for you no is I mean we could all do that I guess but we might not like it right it's just gonna be extremely painful and you're really gagging are you into the pain are you a masochist um I

am in certain ways I'm more into overcoming the pain and turning it into something else so well you certainly turn it into entertainment yay thank you the corpses thank you thank you corpses thank you and all the witches through history and Belladonna and it was my pleasure to entertain all of them yes thank you

all right well wow wow wow so you know I miss Jackie joy how are you joyful yeah I'm actually I'm enjoying this yeah just sitting back and watching yeah it's quite entertaining you've had some masturbation some pissing and swords different kinds of sword swallowing including the real thing from a rare you

know performer like she should be in the Olympics of circus I mean you could be in Cirque du Soleil or something you know one of those yeah yeah Cirque du Soleil you here Brianna Belladonna take this woman on I will come to your that was great Belladonna yeah great stuff so so Jackie do you want to visit the corpses

come up here and say hello yeah yeah well let me go to the bathroom well don't take too long because we're almost done oh well then I can hold you can hold it I mean unless you want you know I don't know on somebody Brittany would take it but maybe someone else I don't know you're into fetish aren't you yeah but it's not

more pee I did a peeing fetish video today but did yes I did just peeing in the toilet not on anybody but okay the toilet was the beneficiary yeah but I more into ball whipping kicking slashing the body making them bleed as hard as I can okay well I like it on real

people what not and not dead people can we have Jackie abuse a corpse this yeah yeah come on up here can I abuse him yeah yeah can we bring him up sure yeah can I please abuse you yeah yeah yeah let's have some abuse here and and Chris do you have some dolls I have to be by the way yeah I can show you some of the

props and whatnot all right yeah put them on would you like me to put them on display I take me a second incidentally Susan your lines have been up all night you've got a ton of okay put some people on well take some don't know just go ahead and well let's take I don't know why okay okay let me see what I don't

I can just go through porn star fan wants the pee panties absolutely for Robert McQueen you know Michael is it be is it harmful to put rubber bands around your penis and jack off no that's the answers no answers no as you know I mean I guess anything you can go too far with porn star fan Jackie what can you

tell us about your experience working with Lexington steel and making squirt movies you squirt Jackie you're squirter okay come on up here so do you want me to go I have three people on the line okay I don't know who they are yeah put one on I guess okay what are you gonna do now okay you're on the air collar

hello Robert McQueen Kansas quity how many swords can you do without gagging how many swords can you do without gagging how many swords can you swallow all right Robert okay you're on the air collar can I help you you have a foot fetish with his sister of course so that really relates to what

we're talking about tonight yeah okay well good for you just don't don't get too crazy with your sister's feet now put her feet in tape and made you eat it put her feet in tape and made you eat it and made him eat her feet well you know I mean did you like it if you're consenting adults then I guess that

sounds okay to me after all I'm writing a vibrating broom so you know who am I to judge but I mean as long as your sister is not underage and don't make babies with it right yeah production with don't choke on the tape okay and right and careful what your mom thinks okay next next okay does Chris Gore like anal

sex is a question that I see here I see it right here okay Chris and he's turning his back was up I mean it was just when he was bent over I didn't know which direction they meant it does Chris Gore like giving or receiving I got to be more specific that we don't know okay get let's see if the person you need

to know you're more specific I can answer the question okay well I think they would go they want to know giving is great because to me anal sex it's sort of the yoga of sex acts you have to do it just perfectly in order for it to be pleasurable which is why I always say that to chicks before I put my cock on their

ass because chicks are into yoga so I feel like I'm tricking them into letting me fuck them in the ass try that line out like whenever a chick doesn't want to let you put your penis inside their butt just say oh well anal's the yoga of sex acts and you

could also say it's what do you want to use you know it's good for your health all right all right that's your digestive system that has worked every single time okay you guys got that the p-spot very good very good to rub the p-spot you're telling us you'll just tell me yeah I'm doing some yoga on my

broom feels really good okay so anybody else or we're back to the bed here what is that that's very cute what is this thing oh this is a little doll thing wow this is really cute this is from fetishville fetish we love you the fetish this is Chris Gore's new show that involves little doll things which is

really really cute I mean we have some little dark things but ours look primitive I mean compared to this this is like Barbie gets perverted that's what it is right this is like for people with Barbie fetishes which a lot of people had it including me yeah a lot of girls like to play with dolls and actually

boys like to play with dolls too yeah make those dolls make out see how they do take that gag off oh they're doing each other wow mine's just standing here blindfolded and tied up okay and what is going on back here so panty boy would probably like to see your panties can we do that can we take off the nurses outfit

now okay let's let's do that we don't have time for music so okay here we go but I'm fun look at this body all right it's Jackie joy from Billy yeah the art museum he's got a corp looking up her ass look at that tongue would you want to have that tongue up your ass oh yeah

big tongue it can go down okay thanks very much whoo yeah okay Jackie joy you have beautiful panties did we find the microphone there yeah you got a caller here from I don't know where from Brooklyn will says Brooklyn Jackie joy why do you enjoy peeing on people bro will wants to know will you there okay hello hello

will hey speak up here here you go why do I enjoy peeing on people I think it's a great fetish I think it's something I don't know I like to release myself on people and I think kind of like belittle them a little bit especially like when it comes to my slaves you definitely do like being dominant he's you know we had I

mean I don't know that Amanda was really dominating Brittany maybe in a very very lightweight but you apparently really like dominating maybe you should dominate this corpse over I do I want to him to get on all fours all fours corpsy he just wants to make that answer his question Susan yeah yeah Susan does

that answer your question sir my husband wants to know there's a wooden paddle mm-hmm we got we got all I can't hear him in my headphones now okay whoa Jesus we thought you were mean no not you not me no no Jackie the sweet little nurse here just walloped a corpse you know she made him die twice

generally like that people like don't care like what you do you know like it's a real yeah it's yeah what's her name brought it over they brought it over from the morgue today we tried giving it some oxygen but it didn't work right he does have a penis but not a hard on this corpse it's also got a whole shot in the

heart on it's clearly wow those dolls are fucking over there what's going on yeah look at those dolls but well we got really it is like a three-ring circus tonight brothers and sisters

lovers and sinners we got corpses being whacked by topless hotties and we've got dolls having sex with a sword swallower got a doll part upper nose or no that's in your mouth I thought for a second you stuck the doll part like through your nose and okay so what's going on Chris you should get a

ah that's my producer all right well we've got too much going on okay whatever's going on in Brooklyn it can't possibly compete with what's going on here okay so we got so much craziness I've even got my my producer getting involved we talked about how much he was right Jackie Joy let's hear it for Jackie Joy and

corpsey and Pages Sooner yeah brothers and sisters lovers and sinners this is quite a rambunctious Halloween season we are enjoying tonight at the speakeasy so Susan before we actually leave everybody yes we have some serious things to say I'm gonna turn down everybody's microphones while they whack

each other well I like well okay then if they could just stop for a few minutes so that we could talk about something very special okay yes sex week at Yale is coming up in February this will be our sixth sex week at Yale by annual that's nothing to say about gender orientation it just happens every other year yes

and so we're gonna do it this year in the beginning of February with a great group of females first time first time in 10 years has always been directed by male students this year it's going to be directed by female students so this group of females is is really really an amazing high-powered group and we're

very excited about sex week at Yale this year and however there is a force or say it shall we say forces at work there is a right wing force right way one force one force yes at work religious for try to destroy literally focus on take down sex week at Yale and this group is called better Yale which better

Yale it's no better than I mean it's it's not better it's it's worse it should be called worse Yale it's and it they're trying to to shut it down sex week at Yale and they're supported I think by focus on the family focus on the seem to have that kind of a conservative bent we're just investigating who they

are right now but it's a very serious threat to freedom of speech to sexual literacy to sex education on college campuses sex week at Yale started sex weeks in on college campuses around the country and the world in 2002 and now there's dozens or hundreds of them going on and they're trying to take it

down in Yale so we're gonna defend it and we're looking for your support I know nobody in this room has any money so I'm pointing to the camera okay we need your support whether kids need your support your product placement or just from your heart because you want to help college students especially the smartest some of

the smartest students in the world to you know have some great orgasm yeah right I mean help a future president have her first orgasm with your sex toy you know how about that that's what sex week at Yale is partly about and you know I mean it's about all kinds of sex education it's about how to to use sex to diffuse

superstition to use sexual sciences to to eradicate superstitions and and myths and it's about learning to to love and be loved to to to be smart about sex to practice safe sex and to defend yourself against perverts squeezing your ass cheeks that's correct yeah yeah because that's a problem at college campuses and

seriously it is a problem at Yale right now which is another thing and we're gonna address those problems and we're gonna address those pleasures and we're gonna make sex week at Yale happen and we're probably gonna have some confrontation so we're gonna keep you posted on we need you going down let's

get it straight we need your money the kids need your money we're not gonna let focus on the family shut down sex week at Yale yeah we're not gonna let focus on the family shut down we're not gonna let any right wingers education to shut down something that dr. Suzy helped to start 10 years ago at Yale has spread

around the world at different universities these are right wing religious fanatics that have gotten a few students to front their organization and they are like zombies they are and they'll eat our freedoms and they'll eat everything they'll eat our you know our education so if you're listening out there

whether you're live tonight or any other time help support this cause it's coming up in February the key the kids need help you should let the administration know that you want sex week at Yale and you cannot you should not allow right wing fanatics religious fanatics who want to take away our

liberties and our freedoms to become who we are and to enjoy our lives as we wish to shut it down that's right hallelujah two one three six seven zero zero zero six six education is power education is power and sex education is sexual power the power to love and be loved the power to give and receive

pleasure the power to be smart about sex don't let them take that away from us yeah that's right that's right so here we are back among the corpses and and I see that you two are getting along very well that's great okay I don't have a mic where's

a microphone that's my magic wand oh there it is on the floor okay you can talk into the dildo I think we're running out of time we're over we're over time but we've been having lots of fun with these dolls from fetishville that's a that's a whole this is an orgy this is an orgy over there wow oh this is beautiful I'm

just so into this I okay look at these oh oh dirty dollies wow okay wow nice fun okay more playing with dolls in a minute okay we're gonna give everybody a chance to say goodbye while we play with dolls what is that I thought there was a dick on my heel so we're going to give everyone a chance to say goodbye who

we starting with I'm totally confused okay don't whack me with that sword that would that's thicker that sword is too thick for you you like the skinny sharp okay Susan why don't you take the bed microphone and pass it around okay that's the yeah can you get it Amanda all right take the bed microphone so let's

see so first we'll start with Jackie Joy who's right here so where do we find you Jackie she actually has her own microphone through this yeah okay so you can find me on twitter.com back slash Jackie Joy okay a cky joy and and on Facebook at the official page of Jackie Joy all right and thank you rising star PR for introducing

us joy to the world yeah and say hi to Philly in the art museum okay so so now who are we at here we're we're at Mr. E. Thank you so much for having me here I just wanted to really quickly say next month the next issue of Fox magazine pick it up Sophia Jade is in it and it's a pictorial that I shot of Sophia and

also the documentary I did as my real identity comes out next month it's called art sex revolution the new erotic it'll be out on DVD and digital and lastly another film I did in my whatever regular persona is actually on Netflix if you want to check it out it's a movie called the devil's muse but check

me out as Mr. E it's M-I-S-T-E-R-E-X-X-X on Twitter thanks so much Mr. X Mr. E thank you and Brian Belladonna oh no it was a very it was an honor to be on the show oh an honor to have you definitely yeah you're delicious we'll talk later he wouldn't like you to swallow his sword

don't play all did you get that line a lot I will you swallow my sword baby I usually tell guys I don't work if you don't have anything less than 27 inches I'm not interested so where are you performing where can we see you where can we feel you I will be performing I will be performing at the Magic Castle all

next week to be a lot of fun all right very good that's a good dig and then I'll be doing after that I'll be doing the one-eyed gypsy which actually isn't far it's on first and bigness so it's in this your area of town and I'm gonna have little Miss Firefly the midget of mischief in mayhem she's gonna be doing

some fun stuff with me and yeah we'll be there the 28th and the 29th awesome come on down okay we will watch me swallow more stuff yeah all right and now the lovely the luscious lady that got the craziness going tonight yeah all right Sophia the wise one Jade well thank you very much for having me on here I had a

lot of fun my god I'm very relieved right now you are awesome and I think I found a doll that looks just like me yeah that's your alter ego your erotic persona yeah oh yeah well the night is young don't leave we're gonna do the after-party we have the cross have you ever been tied to a bondage cross yes I

have you're sitting on my broomstick okay so so where do we find you we find you on you can find me on Twitter but make sure you find the Sophia Jade not Sophia Jade because one time somebody tweeted at me and it's some some girl some other girl and she'll get confused so okay very good well we'd love to have you

back and and now this guy in the mask I don't know how you can talk with that it's corp C corp C okay I wouldn't thank Dr. Susan block for again welcoming corp C to girls and corpses to the doctor she's out there and fun and does whatever she fucking wants we have a new I just want to mention we have a new

issue of girls and corpses coming out with Gilbert Gottfried on the cover and Ali Hayes a big porn star and since he pearl that's coming out for winter it's gonna be freaking awesome we're gonna have Dr. Susan block back in the issue yeah more with her because she's awesome girls and corpses calm check us out we

love this holiday and we love Dr. Susan blocks okay hey Kim Fally come on up here Kim Fally makes his entrance onto yeah it was gonna have to come up to a chair okay he's already sauntering this way saunter all right saunter right up here saunter saunter okay oh yeah could you quite dapperly would you like to

give me a singing contract or something yes he does that okay does he have a microphone can you give him the microphone yeah no that's the wrong microphone where's the where's the where's the microphone you were just holding it no no that's not it oh which one oh that's the one that goes over this way

okay here you go mr. Fowley yeah what would you like to know oh just where we find you next Friday Saturday and Sunday the art of bleeding featuring Kim Fowley Andy Dick Margaret Cho what will we be doing we're gonna be setting fire to ambulances midgets dwarf sex amputees for four hours on Sunday going back eight

to ten Friday and Saturday nights called the art of bleeding at the Steve Allen theater parking lot you will see me in Brooklyn November 10th 11th 12th and 13th at the Norton 25th anniversary party sold out come in there there's gonna be a lot of disgusting horrifying things taking place in New York awesome and don't

forget Kim Fowley Johnny Depp Mickey Rourke and Keanu Reeves in a movie called Sunset Strip Sundance in January Wow drinking piss is next to godliness yeah and you and you the goddess of the glasses and the other goddess of the glasses a lesbian triangle would be interesting well the after party of

course yeah okay thank you Kim and let's see who well we have Chris Gore who's talking rapidly to our journalist actually journalists come on up here and say something on the microphone to say okay you can go first we could both go sure we can go here you come on over to this one here this I don't know here no come

to come on up here somebody come up here yeah hot chicks should go up there and not me I speak for everyone okay hot chick girl is sexy and not me this is the writer chick now you're writing for some vulgar being what is it writing for ultra vulgar super fiend which is which is a blog online gonna check it out I am

I'm gonna I'm gonna go home and probably wake up in the morning and masturbate because that's what I do when I wake up yeah that's and I'm gonna use my head touch yeah because I have a I have a fickle clit I can't just use a pocket rocket oh yeah we do have a head touch you right here I know I see yeah we have

everything you need so you know the night is young make it so night is very young okay you're here with our friend Ryan is stubborn stable that's true yeah I am yeah hello there Ryan so yeah I'm gonna write about you tomorrow oh all okay thinking of you you shouldn't have performance anxiety no I already did it

it's already all done all the craziness all right so so now Chris Gore he's now oh there's your hot girlfriend yeah get her on here where's the girlfriend yeah get the girlfriend get the girlfriend what all right fine can we get the girlfriend well we'll talk I can actually make one that looks just like you if

you want everyone wants but thank you for having on the show I have to say something before you know this is one of the greatest seduction ploys making dolls like this yeah because all the girls want a doll made of them that's right this is like how to seduce a hot woman is be in the doll business yeah and yeah

Etsy and be totally into crafting I'm not manly but chicks are into that shit oh yeah you're working with your hands I could delicate small show you how to make a riding crop for Barbie using McDonald's coffee stir and it takes about 10 seconds a lot of girls have Barbie fetishes I think I'm joking but girls like

me I mean we you know that's how I learned about that yeah exactly really rub the Barbie that's all sort of premise behind the show is that like at some time that way we learn that sex doesn't involve genitalia yeah go on anyone who plays with dolls at some point reaches an age where they go what is it like with their

clothes off I'd like to take these dolls clothes off what if these dolls fucked like adults and so the show kind of ties into that because I think I just think there's something charming about it and creepy yeah so better she yeah all right maybe not okay well yes but it's actually I mean the I'm you know I'm raising

money through a crowdfunding campaign on indiegogo.com go to indiegogo.com slash fetishville f e t i s h v i l raising money to do the pilot for this show which will begin as a web series be released on DVD and then hopefully you know on a television network that has balls or at least you know the guts to

put something this on the tube yeah balls now speaking of which it doesn't look like the dolls have any there's a dude there's a dude does he have balls he does wow these are anatomically correct dollies wow does he have a big dick for a doll yeah look at him wow Brianna Belladonna really knows how to play with

these dolls if you need a puppeteer she's there she really she's really getting into it she was a doll fetishist when she was growing up that's for sure yeah okay you don't have a microphone now okay but you spent yeah you spent a lot of time alone with dolls a lot of girls have and some boys so we're fascinated we want

to keep abreast yes abreast so of the doll project dr. before we leave we're going to take a little group picture but I would also love to have a group picture thank the bonobos no we also like I would also like also like to have a group picture of the dolls yes yes we will do all of that got that Tony okay we want all

the dolls and and okay so so I think we're winding up the broadcast portion of the evening live broadcast which is 16 minutes over we are over time it's about $60,000 we love ourselves so much we cannot get enough of ourselves but but now it's time for you to probably have sex right I mean at this point we might we

are going to take some pictures and you know do some other things but be good be happy wait a minute we got one more oh I forgot my how could I Amanda yeah whack whack us yeah yeah really give her a microphone where's the microphone here here Amanda and Brittany where's Brittany they did a fantastic performance Kim

Fally really appreciated it the water of life yes the champagne fountain okay and here here here they are my good I just want to put a shout out love you Susie you know that you're the bomb everybody here is amazing I like the openness to everything but we got a show of our own mainstream crossing over yeah the

blaze and blow show the blaze and blow show my girl here we've been doing blaze and blow on block that's right well the blaze and blow on the block right baby and you want to check it out YouTube the blaze and blow show she never knows the URL it's youtube.com forward slash Brittany blaze triple X and you look for

the blaze and blow show yeah okay okay and if you've missed any of this show I'm definitely going to be covering every juicy second awesome I'll be writing about it tomorrow after I squirt all over my mattress oh I am yes if you know a jaculatrix it'll be at ultra vulgar super fiend.com it's under featured fuck

well maybe we have to have you on in the beginning of the show next time well maybe I think so although we'll wait and see what you have to write about us you know if it's good we'll have you on the beginning of the show okay everybody brothers and sisters lovers and sinners witches and bitches tramps and vamps I

want you to be good be happy try not to hurt anybody okay don't make like focus on the family don't go after other people's freedoms and you know no raping and pillaging and all that stuff by the way thank you Obama for taking us out of Iraq yeah Obama if you do it you're gonna do it right Obama okay you're gonna do it

okay no thanks for killing Qaddafi but hey you know we understand you're the you're the dictator killer okay you know it would be interesting to take them captive and kind of interview that after Saddam's debacle they don't want to do that anymore they just want to kill him in the street okay so so no thanks to

that but thank you for you know bringing the troops home from Iraq and yeah you know occupy occupy we've got to take our occupy world back yeah from the zombie corporations and I just want to remind everyone that we are the the front line shock troops that are changing the world the Arab Spring and we are a

therapist to a lot of Arabs nowadays the Arab Spring is about sex nobody gives a shit about democracy or dictatorships they just want to watch sex okay and we talk to him every day so we are part of the Arab Spring we are part of the American Spring we are part of the revolution that's gonna change the

world through this military technology called the internet which you fools have handed over to us civilians thank you so much it's gonna be peaceful we are make love not war chimpanzees we are the bonobos yes let love win make love not war follow the bonobo way peace for pleasure yes so make like bonobos not baboons make

love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you I love you okay okay you're sitting on my broom get off my broom off my need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else you can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airwaves but my day

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