Fall Equinox 2018

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Bonoboville for another live broadcast of the Dr. Susan Block show and tonight is actually fall equinox. That's right, it's actually tonight. Today is the first day of fall and tonight is the first night and it's all about the nights, brothers and sisters because the nights are getting longer and colder and darker. We got to light it up

with goddess Phoenix's fiber optic whip and with the fire of our passion. It's a great time to have great sex in your cave, you know, wherever you can do it. The sun rises later and the night falls sooner. So many nights, optimal conditions for making love with someone you love even if that someone is you and yes, it is self love

September. Yeah, which isn't exactly quite as kinky as masturbation month, it's a little bit more about, you know, personal growth but I think it does include masturbation, I'm pretty sure. And so it's a good time to get into yourself, to give love to yourself, you know, physically and spiritually and mentally.

You need a lot of love, brothers and sisters. These are tough times. They are. The fall is happening and I'm not just talking about the seasons but yeah, self love September and you know, autumn equinox, it's more than just the start of sweater weather and it actually never is sweater weather here in Southern California. But it is a

time when you're supposed to commune with the great outdoors, right, you know. But hey, that gets to be a little difficult if there's like a bunch of pig shit, a lagoon filling up your backyard like there is in North Carolina and a lot of people's backyards. I'm telling you, pig shit, it's even worse than it sounds.

It is. I mean, it's really toxic and think about the poor pigs that all drowned in this and then on the other side we have today, I believe we have the Charlie fire blazing through Santa Clarita. So you know, it's downright biblical. You got floods. You got the fires. It's hard to just make love to the great outdoors to be as

ecosexual as you know, this is the time to be and yet we have to try, you know, put on our gas masks and stuff and get out there, hike around before it's all gone or before it's drowned or burned or something. And we do have other symbols of the harvest here. Yes, it's going to be the harvest moon, the full

moon where the moon is waxing, I believe. And so we're going to be mooning the harvest moon real good now tonight. Yes, indeed. Apples and gourds. I don't know. They kind of go together. The apple is the symbol of Eve and knowledge and sex in a way. And the gourd, well, this one just looks

like a dick. Isn't that great? Yeah, I mean, there's different kinds of gourds, but I told Max to go shopping and get me one that looks like a dick and he did. He did get me. He got me some other ones. This one looks like a kind of a deformed dick. We're going to talk more about deformed dicks in a little bit.

And this one is more of your straight dick with big balls. And anyway, these are all fun things for fall. Yeah, baby. Fall, you're supposed to give thanks. And since we're going to be mooning the harvest moon, maybe we'll give a few spanks. And that is the subject of the next speakeasy magazine. Splash and Art

is the current subject, but we're coming out with spanking real soon. And you know, I come up with excuses to spank on any holiday. So, okay. By the way, the other name for the fall equinox is my boner. It's not my boner. It's my boner. But I keep wanting to say my boner.

And I do. I say it. And it's really a holiday named after the Welsh god my boner, son of earth mother goddess Madrone. Now, why don't they call it Madrone? I mean, we're maybe going to get into that. But they call it after the boy my boner. All right. So it's a holiday. You know, you're supposed to,

you're supposed to actually stabilize yourself in fall equinox. But, you know, this doesn't feel like a stable time right now, brothers and sisters. I actually think that a more apt kind of mythology for our current situation that regards the harvest moon and fall equinox would be the rape of Persephone.

That's right. The Greek myth you might remember from your school days or, I don't know, a lot of people like Greek myths. They really got, you know, they got to the nitty gritty. And it's basically the story of Demeter. That's the goddess of the harvest, actually, and agriculture and very powerful goddess. And she has a

beautiful daughter named Persephone who is a virgin. And she's out picking flowers with her girlfriends when whoop, ups swoops Hades, lord of the underworld. And he basically rapes her. I mean, he swoops her and, you know, the pictures in the children's books, I don't show raping, of course, but a lot of swooping and

grabbing and taking down in his black chariot to the underworld, which is literally the land of the dead. I mean, it's like he kills her, but not really because she's a goddess and he's a god and they don't really die. But she's under the earth and Demeter is distraught. She is so upset, but she has

about as much luck convincing her brother and Hades brother, by the way, Hades who grabs Persephone is also Demeter's brother. In other words, Persephone's uncle. It's all in the family. You know, the Greeks understood this stuff. And so Demeter is like pleading with Zeus, give me my daughter back. She

was raped by our brother and he's like, I can't do anything. You know, I'm sorry. You know, we're taking a vote in the Supreme Court justice situation and you're too late. You know, you brought me the letter to, you know, whatever he said. And she just was helpless. I mean, I think a lot of

women can identify with that. A lot of men. I mean, a lot of victims, I guess. A lot of people that are in the Me Too movement or beyond, you know, when something happens and you try to speak truth to power and they don't want to listen. It's horrible. It's one reason that Dr. Christine

Blasey Ford hasn't come forward until now to say that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh to say her story that he held her down just like Hades and put his hand over her mouth so she couldn't breathe. Didn't quite rape her, just kind of felt around probably because he was too drunk.

But did cut her air passage off and that's pretty bad. Now, I don't know if he really did this. She just seems kind of credible and he doesn't. I know he's lying about a lot of other things. So, I kind of feel like, I don't know. Well, it'll be interesting to see what happens this week

in our fabulous Supreme Court confirmation situation, which is all being judged, by the way, by a bunch of guys. So they're all a bunch of money or something. And then there's Diane Feinstein who's only 110. So, okay. So, it's very, you know, parallel as you can see. You know,

we've got the rape here, the rape there. And beyond that rape, there really is the rape of the earth and of the people by the 1%, by the less than 1%, by the corporations, by the military industrial complex, by the people who would choose war and not love. We choose love and not war.

We practice the bonobo way. But, you know, there's a lot of people who make a lot of money, capital, by making war, and by destroying the earth, by sending the earth into cataclysms of hurricanes and wildfires and whatnot. And here we are. And we, the 99.9%,

have to deal with it. And the migrations and the disruptions, we have to deal with it. So, we've got to be like Demeter. Because Demeter got very depressed when Zeus wouldn't answer her plea for mercy for her daughter. And she just basically let the earth

go to shit. She just said, fuck y'all. Just like Snoop Dogg said to Kanye, right? Everybody's fighting now. You notice that? Everybody's fighting. Snoop Dogg is saying, fuck you and fuck Kanye and fuck Trump. And, you know, Kanye is just saying like slavery was a choice, you know?

Fuck that. And unless he's talking about BDSM, which he's not. Okay, he's not. That's consensual. There is a big difference between real slavery and, you know, having your honey on a leash. Okay. So, okay. And then, of course, there is the grand fight

that I must say I enjoy because it's a cat fight between Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. That's fun. I don't even know what it's about. But they're just both so hot and they're fighting. I don't know. Everybody's fighting. I hate this. I'm a bonobo.

But, you know, Demeter hated it too. And she just let the earth go to shit. And before that, the earth was always in springtime. And then it was just fall, winter, winter, winter, winter. And then she kind of did her self-love September thing.

Went to this place called Elusis. And I think I've told you this part of the story before because this is what happens in spring. She kind of gets it together. Balbo shows her pussy and makes her laugh.

And we did that a couple of weeks ago on Labia Day. And, yeah, then she works it out. She comes up with a deal, basically, between Hermes and Zeus. They come up with this thing with the six pomegranates. It means six months under the earth and six months with mama.

So she gets her daughter back in spring. And so we must never lose hope, brothers and sisters. We must never lose hope, you know? Because, yeah, you got to have hope and you got to vote.

You got to vote because you can't just have hope because hope and a prayer won't get you there. You got to do things. You got to, you know, you got to make your voices heard.

And to some degree, we all do that on social media, don't we? But it's a little bit elusive, that social media. There's a lot of fakery going on there. And they shadow ban you and they do things like that.

And, of course, the voting is also all fucked up because they do the gerrymandering and they steal people's votes, mostly poor people, not rich people's votes. Not that rich people care about that

because they're just paying for their politicians. We have to take the politicians back. Politicians are people. I don't know, I kind of like this guy.

What's his name? Beto? Beto? How do you pronounce that?

Beto O'Rourke, the one that's running against Ted Cruz, who's like the most odious senator in the world. And so maybe he'll win. And, you know, I mean, there is some hope

and there could be a Bonobo Spring Revolution. And in the meantime, you know, air in the fall. In the pit. But let's see.

Oh, we have comic relief before I get into my fabulous guests. I just want to mention that, yeah, Stormy Daniels, of course, our patron saint here in Bonoboville.

We love Stormy Daniels. She's our hero. Woo-hoo. Amen.

Can I get one? Amen. Two Stormy Daniels. I'll vote for her for some office or other.

Yeah. Yeah, baby. Oh, be her veep if you want. Woo-hoo.

So anyway, she finally came out with her book. I think it's out. But anyway, the best part of it is out. It's called Full Disclosure.

And yes, she does reveal the dimensions of the Trump dick. And so here we go, brothers and sisters. Actually, we have Trump here. Of course.

Where did your gag go? You have to be gagged. Naughty boy. Yeah, he's always trying to talk.

So here we go. So let me just bring him forward here so it's a little easier. As you can see, he's being gagged. How about Blossom?

You want to help me get on this side? I mean, we could gag him with the gourd, but I think it's too big for him. Just gag, gag, gag.

Don't talk off the mic. Okay, you're going to get spanked. Now let's open up his mouth. Yes, that's right.

This is what you have to do with your submissives. And here in Bonoboville, Trump is submissive to us. Otherwise, we don't let him in. Okay, there we go.

Now just hold that. And now that he's gagged. And yes, of course, he has his horns on because it's the Trumpus, the devil himself.

And yes, Stormy says... Whoa, whoa. Okay, she's got a lot of rage there. There we go.

Maybe we need to just gag him with his penis pacifier. There we go. Okay, so now you're going to want to study this class just in case it ever confronts you.

Here we go. This is it. Only it's larger probably than the real Trump pee-pee. It is, she said, small.

She said it's not freakishly small, but I don't know. And it's shaped like a toadstool, a Trump toad. And sort of like a mushroom, the mushroom character in Mario Kart, right?

You know what we're talking about? The mushroom character in Mario Kart, right? So there you go. And it's surrounded by Yeti pubes.

Now, we were trying to figure out what Yeti pubes are. I don't know if other people here have a better kind of understanding of what they are. But, I mean, the Yeti... There is actually a real Yeti creature, which is kind of black, I think,

but I think what she's talking about, I can't imagine the Trumpus has black pubic hairs, but who knows. But I think she's talking about the mythological Yeti monster that is this big white freaky monster. And so, yeah, he's got these white pubic hairs all strangling his little mushroom toadstool. Anyway, I'm sorry to start out with such a disgusting image,

but Stormy gives full disclosure, and, bam, Trump is exposed! Okay. So, hopefully, he will be exposed in other ways.

Oops. What just fell down? Oh, my goddess Phoenix whip. So, yeah, brothers and sisters, right before I introduced my fabulous guest,

I also wanted to mention that I kind of just got wind of this factoid. I guess it's a fact. It's based on texts of Paul Manafort. You know who Paul Manafort is, right?

The guy who's really going to jail, and he's making a deal with Mueller, and he was Trump's campaign manager, and he's all kinds of Russian lover, and he's all kinds of other stuff. I mean, the text between his daughters reveal that Paul Manafort is a cuckold,

a real cuckold. And we here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute actually specialize in helping people deal with the cuckold fetish, which is a very popular fetish, but a very kind of secret fetish,

because it's very embarrassing for a lot of guys, especially conservative guys. I think maybe liberal guys don't see it as such a big deal. Maybe they wouldn't even call it that. They would call it more swinging, wife, or not maybe wife sharing.

That's very politically incorrect. But partner sharing, or polyamory, or something like that. But you know, when you're a very conservative guy, the kind of guy that might want to insult your enemy by calling him a cuck-servative,

well, then you like to keep up the pretense that you and your wife, that you kind of own your wife, and that she is not, you know, for anybody else. But deep inside, of course, lie your fantasies, which can be very, very taboo. In fact, that is the nature of many sexual fantasies, is they are transgressive.

They overturn the status quo. That's what makes it exciting. And so you're overturning the status quo of you owning your wife, and turning her into, like, a hot wife. It also gets something going called sperm wars, sperm competition,

which you can look up online. I have a few videos and articles about that. Makes you a cock hard, because, yeah, knowing another guy is either with your wife or wants to be with your wife is exciting.

And this is what was turning Paul Manafort on. And there's nothing wrong with that. Why would I have that music? That music is not cuckold music.

Okay, thank you. Okay, woo-hoo! You guys! You know what, see, there's a lot of cuckolds back there who are getting nervous, I can tell. They're getting nervous because I'm calling you out.

That's right, I know what's in your balls. So, and I know what's in your eggs, Clemi. So anyway, it's all good. It's all good, except that Paul Manafort was coercing his wife.

Don't do that, okay? You can't be doing that. You can't be making your wife be a hot wife and have sex with all these guys. You can talk about it, you can tell her about it,

and you can call the Dr. Susan Block Institute at 213-291-9497 to find out, you know, how to handle it. But no coercing, please. No non-consensual activity.

All right, brothers and sisters, from cockledry to Persephone to the Audemiquinox, live from the little church of Bonoboville, and I don't believe I have introduced myself yet.

I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the airwaves. And, yes, I have some exciting guests. Would you like to remove my little music stand, please?

Yes, my gourds. My God, my gourds. And let's see, I have Lexi right here. Hi, Lexi.

I am good. Happy Fall Equinox. Happy Fall Equinox. So welcome to Bonoboville.

This is your first time, your Bonoboville Virgin. And how do you feel? I love it. I love everything about it. Thank you. And how would you describe yourself?

As a cam girl, or as a what? Or as a who? A cam girl. Yeah, cam model. All right, cam model, cam girl, cam with me, please.

How long have you been doing it? About, I want to say, 15 months. Not very long. Not very long, but not a virgin to that.

No. What do you like best about it? I think the best thing about it is the different kinds of people. Like, when we do like SPH, that's probably my favorite of all people.

SPH. Small penis humiliating. Ah, oh, we can do that with Trump. Right, right, right, right.

We say it, we say the word, small penis humiliation. Yes. Okay. Does anyone imagine they have a little Trump cock?

All the time. All the time. That's what they like. It's kind of a thing.

Yeah, it's kind of a thing. Big fat guys with little tiny penises. All right, there's nothing wrong with that, by the way. Just don't be killing people over it.

Don't be, you know, getting a job for the 1%. Because you feel inadequate and screwing people in the 99%. In fact, maybe you need to call Lexie here. Yes.

She can help you out with that. I can definitely help. Okay. Well, welcome.

Happy Fall Equinox. Where are you from? I am originally a Jersey girl. Okay, so you know about Fall.

Yes. You know about all these leaves I have all over myself that we don't really have in Southern California. We just go from green to brown. That's about it.

But out there in the northeast, it is beautiful. It gets all different colors. Red and gold and orange and vibrant. Of course, now we are happy we're not in the hurricane.

So we're happy to be here. You know, it's hard to know where to be, the fires, the hurricane. Anyway, welcome to Bonoboville. This is the place to be.

And on my other side is Minna Mack. Hey, Minna Mack. Talking to your mic. Say hi.

Hi. How are you doing? I'm doing great. How are you?

I'm good. Good. So how would you describe yourself? Are you also a cam girl?

I am a cam girl. I'm more of a femdom. More of a femdom? Yeah.

So a cam, what do you call a cam, a camdom? A camdom? Yeah, a camdom. A cam femdom.

A camdom. That sounds like a tongue twister. Yeah. All right.

Well, so, and are you also like a comedian? Who's a comedian? I am. You are, right.

Okay. You haven't done the comedy story yet. No, I haven't. I'm just more of the throw it out there kind of funny.

You're kind of funnier than I am though. Wow. Well, I'm kind of a femcom. Yeah.

So, okay. Well, so I'm curious though. Do you, do you tell jokes when you're doing your camming? Yeah.

You know what? I've been little people when I do my camming. Oh, well, then you've got to have the same thing. It's a lot of jokes.

And so I kind of be little people. I tell men how worthless they are. Wow. That kind of thing.

We've got a man. I've got to introduce him in a minute. He's looking nervous. But okay.

You tell men how we're, not you. Okay. We'll get to you in a moment. Okay.

So you tell men how worthless they are. That's your specialty. Yeah. And yours as well.

Yeah. So it's interesting. Do you know each other? No.

No, you're just meeting and you're both virgins on the Dr. Susan Block show. You both have a similar specialty. And they're both wearing blue.

And you're both wearing blue. We pointed that out earlier. My little chocolate twins. Chocolate, blueberry, something.

All right. Well, that's, that's totally great. I do love chocolate. So where are you from?

I am actually from Salt Lake City, Utah. Yes. Mormon country. Are you a sister wife?

Home of the polygamist. Yeah. You know what? I'm not, I'm not yet.

Not yet. I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm open to it.

I'm open to being a sister wife. See, I have this very kinky concept of the whole Mormon sister wife thing. Oh, it is.

AKK kinky. But the real, I mean the like practicing Mormons always tell me, no, no, no, it's not like, it's not like what you think. You dirty minded.

I would like to be dirty. I like to be dirty. Do you? Keep it dirty.

Doctor, I was born in Salt Lake City, Utah. So a lot of things that they say like aren't going on probably are going on behind scenes. So yeah.

Okay. You know. I believe that. Nothing like that's going on in Utah.

You know what I mean? That kind of thing, but. Now by the way, that reminds me to give a shout out to my, to my friend and one of my favorite guests on the show,

Mushumi Ghosts, who has just made a movie, actually a series of documentaries. And I am one of the featured experts on sex and religion. It's called actually temples and brothels.

And part two is out now and it's about Mormons. It's really focused on the Mormon church and the limits, I mean, that are put on, you know, that just the horrors that you put through.

I mean, I can't say it's pro-mormon, but at the same time, it's very compassionate and she talks to a lot of lapsed Mormons, you know, people that are gay or trans and, you know, trying to make their way out of the Mormon community,

which is kind of difficult. And that's true, of course, of any very religious community. Whenever you escape into the world, it's, it's difficult for various reasons.

But sometimes you got to follow your heart and you can't let yourself be imprisoned like that, especially your sexuality being imprisoned, you know, and it really is. Anyway, okay, we'll have some Mormon communion soon.

Okay, well, welcome, Mina Mack. And now we have the male. What's going on? This is Andy, the gypsy.

Hello, hello, how's everybody doing? We're good, we're good. Are you a cam boy? I am not a cam boy.

I'm a performer. You are a performer, okay. Yeah, so I do, like, do, like, Bachelorette parties and... So you're going to show us?

You're going to show us. I'd love to show you. I love the show Blossom. Yeah, well, that's fine.

Blossom was flirting with me earlier, so... What? Well, that's part of her job. It was a very man thing for you to say.

She is a flirt and, you know, it's good to have a flirt. I'm a kinky kid. I'm not going to spank her for flirting. I am going to spank her for talking off the mic a little earlier,

but, because I like to spank. I like to get spanked. But, you know, we all flirt around here. Flirting is the spice of life.

It's outer course, it's safe. Well, actually it's not always safe. Sometimes it's not. It's theoretically safe.

But it can tug at heart strings and all that stuff. Anyway, Andy. I love the set up here. It's great.

It seems like you're a flirt too. Maybe a little bit. You're a big tid. All right, so you're a stripper?

I am, yeah. A dancer? I'm a performer, yeah. A performer, a little bit of a comedian yourself?

Yeah. And a Christian, I see. Yeah. Or do you just like the design?

No, I was raised Roman Catholic. Uh-huh. Do you like my design? Jesus rising from the Volga Polydia.

That's really clever. Divine intervention. I have no problem with that. This is actually another spring thing.

Oh, there's my notes. Thank you. You're so sweet. Yeah.

Okay. So, Andy, where are you from originally? I'm from San Diego. Oh, you're from down around here?

Yeah, yep, yep. All right. So, moved to LA after college and tried a few different things, got dragged along to a gig or two.

Wow. Yeah. Kind of, I didn't know anything about male dancing. Was there a lesion caller?

There wasn't a lesion caller involved, no. Okay. So, you went to a gig with a girlfriend? No, I had like a roommate at the time that was trying to become a male dancer

and he booked a gig and his buddy like bailed out. So, he asked me to come along and I developed a knack. It was meant to be. A knack.

Wow. Well, good for you. Thank you. And how long have you been doing it?

I've been doing it for about six years. Damn. Yeah, six years. The first couple years it was like a weekend,

make an extra money kind of thing. And then maybe the last like two or three years, I realized that when people think of male dancers, they always think of Magic Mike, which is great.

He's an actor, did a movie, but everyone does that. Right. Okay. So, you got your shtick, so to speak.

So, how are you different? How are you different than Magic Mike? I think the thing is when you think nowadays, when you think male stripper,

you automatically think hip hop. No. It's like a trend. It's like a following.

Hang on. I don't think that. Really? I think a lot of people.

I don't. You know, my brother actually was a male stripper back in the 80s. Back in the 80s?

Yeah, yeah. Lots of leather and chaps. They barely had hip hop then. So, I guess he would dress like a jock.

You know, he was a jock. And he would take his clothes off for ladies. And, you know, he got into it because his girlfriend was a stripper in the same club for guys.

And it was kind of a girl-guy thing at that time. It wasn't as, I guess, bisexual as people are nowadays, or I open about that. But, yeah, I mean, he used to dance to Fleetwood Mac.

I mean, I don't know. Classic. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow. The Melton John or something?

Come on. Well, anyway, so what do you dance to? I like to mix it up. I do a lot of, like, 80s.

I do, obviously, I do a lot of, like, hip hop and club. I like to have fun with it, yeah. Awesome. Okay, well, we are going to see you dance later, I'm sure.

I'd love to, yeah. Of course. I can tell. Okay, so I think I've introduced everybody,

including my perky assistant, Blossom. And E.Core is here. Hello, E.Core. E.Core.

Say hi, hi. Hello, hello, hello. All right. I can tell you're getting in the mood for, you know, something.

Maybe some, we got some bad girls here later. Don't talk because you're off the mic or I'll have to spank you. You know, Dr. Susie. Yes.

I'm sitting here in the bar with a... With a who? With a... Sandrover.

Oh, yeah, Bridget. Yeah, Bridget, Bridget. Bridget, it's time to moon the harvest moon and get us spanking. Yes, indeed.

Bridget, don't be shy. And the next edition. All right. And we're going to, we're going to moon the harvest moon.

Okay. So for that part, I don't know. One more glass of champagne, please. I see that they're grabbing the Facebook camera.

We're not, we're going to assemble. But maybe when it comes the actual mooning point, we are going to move the Facebook camera. Okay.

So first, let me just do around the bend here. Are you wearing underwear? You are talking to my... I'm not.

You are not. Okay. But you're ready to moon the harvest moon with no underwear? Cool.

I think we're going to do it first all at once. And how about you? Are you wearing underwear? Free ballin'.

Free ballin'. Look at these little chocolate twinsies. I call it commando. Going commando.

Letting the butt free. But you know, that's okay. And how about you? Are you wearing underwear?

I have a G string on it. You have a G string. All right. Well, you can have it on or off, you know, depending.

Are you ready to be part of the group moon? Sure. That we're going to do? Okay.

So the group moon is going to assemble right now. I know. It's like right away after I get to know you, I ask to see your ass.

Let me see your ass. Is it okay? You're all cam and performers. But I mean, I don't want to forget to do this in the heat of the show.

So this is a good moment. It's almost the harvest moon. So come on up here. This is actually pre-ass.

I'm looking to get it done. Okay. Pre-ass. What does that mean?

It's going to, it hasn't been done yet. You're going to do your ass. It's going to get done. So we're going to kind of lean back over here.

Okay. Everybody. I happen to be wearing. There might be some powder on me.

So yeah. Get kind of close. Get close. I mean as close as you feel comfortable.

Can we twerk? Yeah. Are we allowed to twerk? Is it just a moon or is it a twerk?

Okay. You get us banking for that. Yeah. Okay.

We are mooning. Okay. The harvest moon. Brothers and sisters.

We are mooning the harvest moon. Moon so good. We are worshiping the moon and practicing self-love September. And I think it's kind of funky enough that you can't have the

Facebook camera looking at this unless you're above the buttholes. Okay. I don't know where the Facebook camera is. We have moved the face.

We have put the face in the corner. Yeah. Okay. So let's hold on to this pose.

Just a little bit longer, brothers and sisters. Just for the camera people. Here's my gourd. Wow.

I feel like doing a twerk. Like a... You could twerk. Can I do a harvest twerk?

Wait. Sorry about the powder there. Let's turn back. It's a cleanly ass.

Can I have from the back. Put on Carmina Formosa's The Kingster. Kingster. Okay.

Twerk. I can't twerk. Power guide. It's a fresh ass.

And we have a fresh ass. Don't forget the guy. See him from the front. It's an exactly twerk music.

Oh yeah, babies. Mooning. The super moon. This is the way...

We're all tired from that super moon. We celebrate. Self love, September. Andy went to go get a drink for the super moon.

I know. Hey, it was our form of... Bring me one. Harvest moon, actually.

Last year was a super moon. Just give me a regular coke. What does that sign say? I can't read it.

I cannot... It just says a microphone. What about the microphone? Ten minutes.

Ten minutes hard. Okay. We keep it hard. I have very mysterious signs that I have no idea what they mean.

But okay, brothers and sisters, that was Carmina Formosa singing the Kingster, which is inspired by the Bonobo Way, which is our philosophy here at the Doctor Susan Block Show. The philosophy of female empowerment.

And male well-being. Male well-being even for the incels. And we're going to talk more about that. And of course, sharing resources.

Sharing. Sharing is caring. Got to share. Sharing is caring.

Ecosectuality, a very good time of year for that. And you know, you got to love the earth. Love the earth. You make love on.

Yes. Otherwise, it's going to reject us just like Demeter. It's going to kill everything. Crops won't grow.

Pig shit in your backyard. Pig shit everywhere. And then there's the ash in the air. The burning embers of your neighbor's belongings.

It's terrible. And all the plastic in the ocean. Anyway. Yeah.

So here we are in self-love September. Giving ourselves some good love. And yes, practicing the bonobo way. Peace through pleasure.

Peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather. Even this crazy weather. We have to try this, you know. And we have to stop being the big military.

And you know, the only thing more exciting than violence is sex. That's it. Oh, there he is.

That's all we can do. Because violence is just so exciting. So sex is where it's at. So what's your favorite sexual activity?

Well, there's quite a few. But I guess... Giving and receiving head. Okay.

Giving and receiving head. Yes. Because like, I know that it feels good for them, but then I also know it feels good for me

and I'm not going to give you some if you're not going to give me some. Sharing is caring. Sharing is caring.

Are you talking about with a guy or a girl? I mean, it depends on who comes my way when I'm feeling it. It depends on the moon. It depends on the moon.

Waxing, waning. Tying, but it just depends. Okay. You see me looking around.

Now, you have a dildo. Are you also a head expert, would you say, Minna? Yeah, actually, I wanted to say something about that. I gag sometimes while trying to deep throat.

You wanted to talk about sucking dick, right? Sorry. I've been thinking about it all night. I know this is all freshly washed dildo.

Ladies and gentlemen, I clean them today for you. Yes. So if you could sit here and maybe show us on either end, I mean, I don't know.

Are you going to take that whole thing down? Could you do that? I mean, if you want. You don't have to take the whole thing down.

Oh my God, you two should take each side, like Lady and the Tramp. Great Head is not all about deep throating. Some guys like tongue tickling.

You know, that other stuff. Oh, here we go. Oh, wow. Oh!

Okay, I'll have your mic. Okay, here we go. Okay, are we ready? Get the lens off.

Do we need something? It was on the ground for a second. I'm prepared. Okay.

Thank you. It was on the ground. Always prepared. Okay, keep it clean.

Keep it clean. Keep it clean and keep it green. Danger around. Okay.

Give it a shot. Here we go. Look at these girls. They do kind of look like they go together.

I know. Everything. And I could also put condoms on top of it. Oh, shit.

Yeah. There it is. Glyde. Glyde.

Yeah. But you have to put it on with your mouth. Okay, we've got Glyde American Condoms who are one of our fine sponsors.

Like I said, ladies, you have to use your mouth to put the condoms on. See how your skills are. You put it on whatever way you can, girls.

Is there a timer? Team owners. You've had a few minutes. Go for it.

Oh, look. Look, she's like, I got this. I got this. Oh, yeah.

All right. Use the lips. I'll just use my hair. Whatever, you know, strokes your gourd.

Oh. That is some real chocolate. Here we go. Got some good chocolate right there.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. That's nice. That's good.

That was beautiful. They call me the DP. They call me the DP. Can we get one more like suck out of you guys

for the cameras? Yes, indeed. Look at that. Beautiful.

Fall equinox. Valatio. Yeah. Yes.

Let's give a big hand to Mac and Lexi. Cat girls. That's great, you girls. I love it.

Wowie. That's exciting. So how much time do we have? That was only four minutes.

Wow. Okay. So I got six more minutes. She's like, I can keep going.

I'm sorry. All right. So I could have definitely kept going. I was just getting into it rather.

Maybe we should have the guy do something. Andy, the gypsy. Why are you a gypsy? What's gypsy about?

Are you really a gypsy? What makes you a gypsy? I like to travel. I like to move around.

Try different places and go different places. Okay. Can we turn this music down? It sounds like we're in an elevator.

Thank you. And so, I don't know, we've got about five minutes. Because when they say six, it's sometimes five. So do you think you'd like to do your...

I'd love to give Blossom a lap dance. Go give Blossom a lap dance. Here, Blossom, sit up here. Let's have Blossom sit there.

All right, Blossom. Why Blossom? No, I'm just kidding. All right, Blossom.

Because I was flirting with him. Right. Okay. Play some music.

Okay, play... I'd like to give Blossom a lap dance after him. Is this your music? Okay, then let's play the Kingster.

I don't want to hear this music. Where's the Kingster song? We need to get some other music. Come on.

But the Kingster is good. Okay. And first, he takes off his sneakers. He kicks off the Nikes.

Oh yeah, they're Nikes. I don't know what to say about that. I have mixed feelings about the whole Nike thing. Here he is.

Andy the Gypsy. Here go the Jeans. Come on now, Blossom. Interesting underwear there.

Loggy style. Here's your microphone. Oh my. Are you okay?

My cat ears. My cat ears are all messed up. A cat ear. They weren't prepared for that.

Hopefully, we have some good video. Did we get some good video? Do we need to do it again? We can do it again.

Oh, that's... Hello. That's Ash. This is a show, man.

I don't think we got that. We got to do it again. No, never mind. Sorry.

We are running out of time, I think. Andy has to do with Dr. Suzy. No. I wanted to say a word.

We're going to do a different kind of dance. Yes, Captain Max. No, I said it. I just wanted to say a word or two.

Go, say a word or two. No, that's it. That's it. You said it.

I said it. You said your words. And we're going to be back with Minna Mack and Lexi and Andy the Gypsy and Blossom and Igor the Wolf and Brigitte Bardot.

And who knows what kind of surprises. Who knows? Happy Fall Equinax. Happy Boner.

Don't come yet. Yeah, baby. Don't come yet. Don't go away.

I will be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face

to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us.

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Listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, welcome back. Yes indeed, this is the Dr. Susan Block show.

And I've got comics and cam girls and a gypsy and a blossom. We have Lexi and Minna Mack and Andy the Gypsy. And yeah, we're celebrating the fall equinox. And Andy's wearing his nikes.

I have mixed feelings about that. Why? Well, because I really support taking a knee as Colin Kaepernick has spearheaded. And I support that they support him, but I don't support Nike's business practices.

Bad business. I don't. And I feel that if they're going to be sincere about their statements, sometimes you have to, what is it, sacrifice everything to do anything?

Or whatever they're saying. That they should sacrifice some of their profits for their workers in China and Vietnam and wherever. And they should also sacrifice some of their profits because they did make like 40 something million dollars over this brilliant little get the liberals.

We're going to sponsor Colin Kaepernick. But you know what? Colin Kaepernick. I don't judge him at all.

I would do it. Because he's full of shit. No, he's not full. I'm just kidding.

He's full of shit. Colin Kaepernick. I just had to say it about the name. Oh, she said Colin Kaepernick is full of shit.

It was a reference to Collins. Okay. A reference to Collins. Well, yeah.

No, I mean, I think he's actually a real truth teller. I do. I don't think he's full of shit like the lagoons of North Carolina. But I do think, you know, it's up to Nike.

I mean, they're giving him a paycheck. I understand. And I'm sure he's going to give a lot of it to his cause. Nike should give some to his cause.

And Nike should have better business practices and better conditions for their workers and better wages and all of that. And I got to say that before I wear sneakers. Kitty Kat doesn't know who Colin Kaepernick is.

He's an NFL player whose career was taking a nosedive. So then he would take, he said he would take a knee or something during the national anthem. Oh yeah. Take a knee because we've been fighting an award.

I'm only because I, I'm a big NFL fan and I saw his career taking a nosedive when this happened. So, you know, if I was out of the bubble, I would, if I was out of the bubble, I would totally have seen it.

The 49ers. But the fact that I was a big 49ers fan and I saw it coming, it was kind of like, it was convenient. Called Things White People Don't Want to Hear.

And it's, it's all about football actually. And professional sports. It's a, it's a rough, I mean, it's not like quite being in the military. It's a rough, rough job.

No, I'm a big Russell Wilson fan. I mean, I love Black Quarterbacks. I had nothing to do with him being a Black Quarterback. No, I don't think it does.

He was a run-first quarterback who didn't really learn the plays. It seemed like. Well, I guess I'm not enough of a football fan to know. But all I know is that he was the quarterback for the 49ers, which is up

there in the realm of football. They were in the Super Bowl. They were in the Super Bowl. They were in the Super Packers.

He did go to the Super Bowl. All right then. So he ain't, he ain't Swiss cheese. No, he went.

He got far. Yeah, yeah. And, and he took that position of, of fame and, and respect. And he, he put it towards his cause.

And he thought about how to do this in a way that was respectful. Even though it's really just to a flag. It's not about people. It's a flag.

But okay, you don't want to just lie down. You don't want to stumb your nose. You don't want to, you know, just sit on your chair. He took a knee, which is respectful.

It's just not standing. And it makes a statement because when you're not standing, people go, Oh, what are you doing? And why are you doing it?

Well, he's doing it to protest police brutality, mainly against people of color, mainly against black men, but really people against lots of people. And there's a lot of police brutality and it is mainly

focused against black men. And we support Kaepernick for doing that. And we've been supporting him all year. And I know you.

Kaepernick. Oh yeah. No, you're right. You're right.

I should respect it and know how to pronounce his name. That's right. Kaepernick. Okay, darling.

Yeah. So anyway, I think it's all good that he got the sponsorship from Nike. But I think Nike has to step up.

Well, they had to get themselves out of their shit because one of the heads out there like this will make us look better. I think this will start a wave of corporations sponsoring, you know, liberal causes.

And if you're going to do that and get the celebrities, please also support the 99.9% not just the other. Trump hates the knee. Well, yes, we know that.

And by the way, speaking of Trump, we have him right here. And he is gagged with his penis pacifier. And he has the...

He's little toads. He's little toadstool penis. And we also happen to have this big bear. Now, what is the bear a symbol of?

Who knows, class? Who's the bear? The United States is the eagle, okay? Who's the bear?

Good boy. Yes, Andy, the gypsy gets a point. Yes, Russia is the bear. And there's Trump with...

Putin. Well, it kind of does look like Putin. He's getting a hair lip here. Remember those Trump naked Trump statues that appeared

miraculously throughout the country? Yes. Those were incredible. Yeah, they were.

They seemed true to life. Well, proportioned. I've seen them now with the little Mario Kart toadstool put in there.

It's progressing in the Yeti pubes. And by the way, I want to thank Hollywood Jake, handsome. Hollywood Jake, where are you? Handsome.

Hollywood Jake brought us the Russian bear. Roger, Roger, we need you. And by the way, this is a good time for bears, because bears... I mean, you know, America doesn't have any bonobos.

Bonobos are native only to Africa, to the Congo. But we have bears, and they're really cool creatures. And of course, we're killing a lot of those too. Especially the most polar bears.

Okay. I'll have it off the worst. Where's Hollywood Jake? He's here.

He's here with me. Well, he should come forward. We're laughing in the back here. And say hello.

He's coming up front. Okay, he's coming. His bear is now, you know, kind of taking care of Trump. Hey, handsome Hollywood Jake.

Little fact too. Oh, my God. Get a mic. Okay, do we have a mic?

Hello, hello. So we got another handsome guy here tonight. What do you think about that? I like that.

That's what he was thinking about. That's what he was thinking about. Right. Something to think about.

But what do you think of Trump and the bear here? I think everything is very decorative. I like the way they look. Big bear.

Proper fitting. I think it looks very fitting. They look very comfortable. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, what did you have in mind when you gave us that bear? Do you have bear fetishes? I was just being charitable at that point. But yeah, let's go with bear fetish.

He cuddled with it every night before he came. He's slipping out. Okay. There's a funny story behind it.

I'm sure there is. Whoa. This bear. The tracks from the way they're going, but after the show.

Okay. I need blossom. Pull the bear back so that he becomes more of a chair bear. Yes.

A chair bear. And now we put the hat on him. And now we put the gag in his mouth with hopefully not giving him a hair lift. All right.

Well, welcome back. Hollywood Jake. Glad to be back. We're glad to have you.

You can go back and drink with Max or take off your shirt. Either one. I need some help if I want to take off my shirt. Can we get some help for him to take off his shirt?

It's a team effort. Oh. Okay. Not one, not two, not even three, but four.

Everyone. Everyone. All right. Andy, you know you got to bargain with us.

All right. So we're all going to help Hollywood Jake take off his shirt. Let's have, I guess. Ladies.

I don't know, some kind of shirt. Here we go. Don't say we don't love beef cake girls. Woohoo.

Come on. Come on. Okay. Happy harvest moon.

There it is. Okay. Two moons are better than one. All right.

Hollywood Jake. It was a pleasure. Happy Folly Pinox. See you at the bar.

Yeah. Take your phone, but leave your shirt. Yep. I don't need the shirt.

You don't need the shirt. It's hot. And here. All right.

So, uh, you have to get gagged. We always gagged Trump. He keeps trying to talk. Yeah.

So, um, we're going to celebrate the holiday with a little, uh, Agua where we have our Agua or we don't. It's right there. But no, but communion.

We do need to have glasses. Glasses. Yes. Okay.

So, uh, everybody's over 21. I'm guessing. And does anybody not drink alcohol? Oh no.

I have a drink already. You had a drink already. Okay. So, um, speaking of religion, we were talking about religion.

You're Catholic. Okay. Were you Mormon? Or are you just in Mormon talking to a mic?

We need a mic. We need a mic. She's going to have to get all the guys about that. You're going to get spanked.

Not with that, right? Yes, with that. Yes. Thank you.

Let's give it a shot. Oh, she's getting spanked right now. Oh, yeah. It's pretty though.

All right. So this is, um, is something we call bonoboville communion. It's kind of like Catholic communion, but not really. It's a ritual and we like to do it around holidays.

It involves where is my salt? There it is. Okay. And it involves just like Catholic communion involves the body, which is the wafer and the

blood, which is the wine. We have our own body and no blood, but liquid refreshment. So, uh, so who wants to participate? I'll participate.

You will. What is it? All right. Um, well, okay.

Am I taking a shot of something? Well, maybe. Um, well, let's say this, there is one person is the altar girl or boy. Okay.

You're going to be the altar girl. Now, um, can you be topless because the altar is your boobs. Okay. So come sit up here.

All right. I'm excited. I'm going to see Lexi's boobs. I asked and I am being rewarded for my question.

You see asking is a good thing. You can ask and if you're turned down, it's okay too. You can do other things. But I have asked for the revelation of the beautiful altar.

That is the boobs of Lexi. And this is in Bonoboville communion. What we call the altar. All right.

So now, uh, I guess I'm going to say you can choose somebody to be the recipient of your communion. And that would mean that they would lick the salt from your nipples. Oh, that's interesting.

Okay. I mean my, my dick sucking buddy. You might as well. Okay.

We've already worked together. All right. All right. She's won that round.

I get a cup. Yeah. No, I'm going to get the cup. Yeah.

I'm going to be very controlling about this. But you're going to have a good time. Okay. So here we go.

Come on up here. And maybe, maybe there, I should move over because obviously the Russian bear and Trump take a lot of room up. So you're going to come over here and, uh, and first.

Okay. You come closer to me here. Lexi. Lexi, you come over here.

That's right. And you, um, maybe we push truck. You hold the bear back there. Blossom.

And now you can sit there. And yes, we're organizing. I remember during. You did.

You had a big teddy bear. Probably not that big. Well, you were little and now you're bigger. So probably you're right.

You're right. But it was good for humping. Yes. Bears are good for humping.

You know, speaking of self love September, that is a way that a lot of people start masturbating is humping a doll or a pillow. And there's nothing wrong with that, but you should

graduate to your fingers at some point or else you can have some problems. I will just tell you that. And if you do have those problems, uh, you can give us a call

at two on three, two, nine, one, nine, four, nine, seven. In the meantime, turn the music down. Woo. Loud in my headphones.

This elevator music. Okay. We are in the elevator going up to heaven. The noble communion.

Oh, but I feel like you're the only one with your, I mean, can you show me? Oh, okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. I know.

I just, I just felt you seemed so covered, but you're going to take it first. Oh yeah. Look at these.

Whoa. Mama. Wow. Nice.

Okay. Can we have just for the people who are into sports, scores, twins, can we, can we have statistics? I mean, what is the size measurements?

Do you know your measurements? I haven't worn a bra in like three years. Okay. Free the nipple.

Free the nipple. All right. All measurements. Double D 38.

All right. All natural. Beautiful. Okay.

So first thing as the commuter is that you lick one or both of the nipples to prepare the altar because otherwise the salt will just roll off. It won't stick.

So we use the saliva as a sticky. Okay. So please quiet in the peanut gallery and the monkey house. Okay.

And now you can just, I'll hold the mic or actually blossom. You could hold the mic. Yeah. And you can do the lick.

You ready? And here she goes, lick, lick. And she's licking. She has some.

She did both. Okay. And now we have the salt and where's the alcohol? Oh, there it is.

And now I have a glass right here. Oh, you have the glass. Okay. I got multiple glasses, baby.

All right. Very good. So this is the taking of communion is the licking of the salt and it is especially sacred salt because it is pink

Himalayan salt. And it is especially sacred on fall equinox, which is what it is right now. So now the cap to bonoboville communion is what we call

waterboarding bonobo style. And it's not quite like the CIA does it. You open your legs and you sit down here, sit down here between her legs.

No, sort of with your back to her back to back and sit down. It's like you're a tableau here and you just sit up and put you put your head back and open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise.

And yay. Minna Mack got water boarded live on the Dr. Susan Block show. Whoo.

Yeah. All right. So how are you doing? I'm good.

Yeah. Whoa. That's Agua. Feel the heat, baby.

Happy falling. Thank you. All right. Fall into the bonobo way.

Now turn about as fair play. Do you want to switch? Yeah. Switch.

Ready? Okay. They are ready to switch and I have another glass. Do I?

We're going to salt them right now. Don't worry. Okay. Salt in your nipples.

You've heard of salty balls. Salty nipples. Salty titties are way better than salty nipples. Okay.

So a lick first. A lick. Yes. Here she is.

The luscious liquor. Lexi. And we have Minna's beautiful double D's. Natural.

Just so gorgeous. Amazing. Keep it up. And now she's leaning back.

And what did I do with my... Oh, here it is. Yeah. Okay.

She's ready for her waterboarding. Look. Yes. Meow, meow.

There she goes. You got waterboarded. Lexi. Whoa.

That's good stuff. Good stuff. Agua. Okay.

Grab your microphone. Uh-huh. Can we have a big hand for these beautiful ladies? Beautiful boobs.

Sexy ladies. All right. We talked about this earlier. We're the Oreo.

Show your boobs to you. Welcome. I don't know. We got to call Paul Manafort in here.

So, yeah. Paul Manafort. I don't know if they let you make calls from jail, but you really should talk to us.

You can try to sneak yourself out. You should really talk to us about your cuckold situation, because there's nothing wrong with being a cuckold and enjoying the cuckold fetish.

Just you've got to do it consensually. Your wife has to want to do it. Okay. So, Andy, the gypsy,

what did you think of Bonoboville Communion? I like it. It's cool. I watched some documentaries on apes

and watched them fuck a lot. Oh, the Bonobos. Yes. On apes.

Yes. Well, you know what? All the apes fuck a lot, including the human ape. We do like sex.

But Bonobos like sex probably the best. I don't know if you saw Bonobos when you saw your documentary. I don't remember. I don't think I have.

They are female empowered, but the guys have fun. What was that? He's like, I don't remember what the apes were,

but it was just a lot of sex. I'm like, oh, so he was just watching them have sex. Sorry. Sorry.

Okay, Blossom, you're going to get a spanking. Okay. Interrupting a lot. Okay.

Okay, so down on your knees, darling. That's right. That's a good girl. And whack.

Yes. What a nice moon you've got there. Whoops. Now you've got to move forward a little bit.

This thing has a lot of space requirements. Does everybody dress up there? Can Facebook come back? Yeah.

Everybody's dressed for a moment. We are all dressed for you, Facebook. Yes. Here we are.

And Blossom is getting her harvest mooning. Punishment for all kinds of naughtiness. And yes, we are going to be doing a special issue of, yeah, you kicked up your feet,

and that is causing my little thing to get up. You have to spread the legs apart. That's right. Yeah.

And move forward, move forward more, more, more. You've got to arch the back. Because I've got a bed back here. Come on, Blossom.

Arch that back, Blossom. That's right. We know you can arch it. Otherwise, I'm going to hit your head.

There you go. Spread those cheeks. Spread those cheeks. Yeah.

You're part of the Oreo, so you've got to arch. Pop that booty. That looks pretty good. Keep your head down, Blossom.

You keep your head down. Work it, Blossom. Whoa. Yeah, there you go.

Get comfy. All right. That's enough punishment for now. Let's hear it for Blossom Green.

And her booty. All right. So turn down that music. Who comes up with this music?

I've got to have a talk with them. We'll have a talk with them. We'll whip them later. Maybe it's like this lounge lizard music in the elevator.

So, Andy, what were we talking about before? You wanted to bring up? Bonobos. Yeah, bonobos.

Right. So, do you feel you're a bonobo guy? Yeah. I think so.

In what way? I'm free-loving, I guess you could say. Free-loving. All right.

Well, bonobos are pretty free-loving. Yeah, they are. They really are. And they actually convert the whole process of free-love into peace in their community.

It is something that does help to create peace, and it is something that we all need in this world. So that's why I think we should follow the bonobo way, as opposed to the common-shimp way.

I mean, it's almost like humans have these two sides. One is the common-shimp side that they make war. They kill each other. Not as much as humans, of course,

because they don't have the technology. But they do enjoy killing each other. Bonobos never kill each other, and they have a lot of sex. I mean, common-shimps have a fair amount of sex,

but only one time a year when they go into heat, and it's all for the guys, the women are always cringing and going, ah, get away from me. It's all like the rape of Persephone in common-shimp-ville.

But in bonobo-ville, you have these aggressive, powerful, empowered females. And a lot of guys are scared of that. They go, well, what about us? Well, all I can say is, observe the bonobos,

and you will see that these bonobo guys are happier and sort of healthier and chilled out. You know, they're having a lot of sex. They're getting laid.

They're having different types of sex. They're getting taken care of. Yes, and they don't kill each other because of that. We should instill that in the, you know...

The bonobo men. The men and the women. Hey, women! That's right.

Yes, indeed. I think so. Pleasure brings peace. And I do think that you cam girls who are talking to guys

who often don't have partners, or who don't have partners that understand them, are helping them. Definitely.

Yeah, even with the humiliation, or maybe we could say especially, I mean, there's different fetishes that all kinds of people, guys and girls,

but I don't know, mostly guys, seem to have, that they feel constricted they can't share because our society is so judgmental. Exactly.

It's really, I think the best part about caming is people always take it as... Come up here. Sit next to me.

I think people always take caming as like, we're just finger-meaning ourselves all day. Well, that sounds like fun. It's really a community.

You learn the people. They always come back. You get regulars. You can talk to them.

They talk to you about their dinner that night. And you'll just sit there. You don't even really have to get naked for half the people. They just want to talk.

They want to connect. For a lot of people, and let's just say it, it's a girlfriend experience, G-F-E. Sometimes it's a porn star experience

where they just want all kinds of crazy, kinky stuff. And sometimes it is what they call the girlfriend experience where they just want a little bit of, you know,

kick and understanding and openness. A lot of openness. Yeah, compassion. So it's always nice.

You get like the few people who are like, get naked, do that. And then like they leave. And then you get the people who are like,

oh, did you eat today? Oh, did you do this? Can I watch you eat? Yeah, like, hey, just take a nap.

Like it's cool. And you're like, oh, thanks. No, I can't do that, but thanks. Well, that's cool.

And what about you, Mina? What kind of experiences do you have? Do you want to sit up with me by the bear? Oh, sure.

Cuddle fast. I guess most of my experiences are talking a lot. I find it that I get a lot of tips online when I am more aggressive.

Like the softer thing doesn't really work for some reason when I'm like, give me my money. You're so good at that.

You know what I mean? It's something different, like something instills him just to donate just then for some reason.

They want to be dominated. Yeah. Tell me what to do. Right.

Yeah, it's like basically, you know, I've tried the whole masturbate thing on Cam. And it doesn't really work out for me

like the way it works out for other girls. I don't know if it's just not me. If you know, guys are like, nah, that's bullshit.

You know what I mean? I think there's a little bit of both going on. I think, you know, people do have their specialties. You seem dominant.

Maybe you have a soft side, we all do. But you're a powerful woman. And I can feel that and I can understand why guys kind of want to go with that.

Plus, I have to say that, you know, there's a lot of need for domination in this world. I mean, it seems like dominating is the preferred thing to do in the real world,

outside of sex and when people are boasting and on the sports field and in politics and everywhere like that. But in their heart of hearts,

they're like, do something to me or make me do something or please tell me what to do. I like to think of it as they're dominant

in their everyday lives and then they like to be dominated. Well, that's true of a lot of people. All right.

So, cool, ladies. Ten minutes are. So, Andy, I want to hear about being a gypsy. You traveler.

From San Diego, tell me where you've traveled. Being a stripper for women. Yeah, being a stripper for women. What do women want?

Ten minutes. That was what Freud asked. He said, what do women want if he can only answer that question?

He thought women had penis envy. Well, I like my strap on, but still, I don't want a penis. I don't want a penis.

No. I guess women want. Especially women like this. I don't know.

What do women want? I think a lot of men are sexually repressed. Yes. So, you'd be surprised like when I do a gig

and I'll start dancing for a girl and she's with like her friends. She'll be kind of like, oh my God, like what's he doing?

But I don't think I'm doing anything out of the norm if your significant other wasn't sexually repressed. It's an interesting thing in our society. You know.

You'd be surprised how many of these parties. Men do it like they have to be men. They can't get kinky, but they should. Men get kinky.

Well, I think that everybody's repressed. But yeah, I think, you know, a lot of men are repressed about their exhibitionism. They don't want to show off

because they think that's kind of feminine or something. Even though in other species like bonobos, well, bonobos everybody shows off. But like take the peacock, right?

Peacock, right? So the peahen isn't that exciting. It's the female. The peacock, the male,

is the one with the big tail that shows off. Oh, yeah. So in a way, we're, you know, it's very natural for men to show off.

It's like that with lions too, isn't it? Yeah, there's actually a couple birds that have to show off. Right. But somehow our society has gotten to this idea

that the female is the more flamboyant. Anyway, I have to admit being a flamboyant female that kind of fits in some ways. Maybe sometimes.

But I'd love to see guys show off. I do. Yeah, it's kind of like shunned sometimes to be like a flamboyant guy.

Yeah. Have you ever gotten involved with women that are like into what they call, what is it, CFNM,

Clothed Female Naked Male? I have. I have. Kyle and Jake is down.

A little bit. But not too much, not honestly. Like I have done like pool parties where girls will hire me to walk around

my underwear, like serve drinks. Do you do it in your underwear or you do it naked? Usually my underwear, girls, usually we're going to have to make them get naked.

They don't want the dick? Yeah, it depends. The group of friends. You'd be surprised.

Yeah, I guess. My friends would probably want you to be naked. Dr. Susan, I think we should make them get naked. Would you like to get naked for us?

I'm good. Oh. That's a nice picture, though. Well, there you are, but you're not naked there.

But okay. My cock's like Batman. It keeps a secret identity. It only comes out when I see the light in the sky.

Well, I respect that. You know, you can do what you want. But I'm curious, is that because of your repression of that particular thing, or do you feel,

I don't know, what is your reason? Are you insecure when it's soft? It depends, I mean. She's a dom.

Just the way she said it. Why don't you want to take out your penis? I need the gypsy. I know.

I'm taking out your penis. It doesn't matter. Okay. Okay.

We've had enough fun. Can you just tell us? I mean, I would imagine it's because, yeah, most guys... Most guys want to show it.

Well, no. Really? I mean, yeah. Most guys want to show it.

I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Why do you want to show it? Everyone's talking at once about penises. Okay.

You know when guys want to show it, when they're in private, or when they're showing you a picture without their face, they send you cock pictures,

it's rare to find a guy that will parade around, dance around, and show off his penis at the same time. Maybe porn stars, maybe stripers.

That is not common. So, go to Orange County. Go to Orange County. Okay.

Well, Swinger. Swinger guys love to show off. Yeah. I mean, and there's a lot of swingers in Orange County.

That's why it's called a bedroom community. But the everyday guy doesn't show it all off. And partly it is because, yeah, it's a little unpredictable. You never know if you're going to keep it hard.

Grower showers. That's on Viagra or something. And then it doesn't feel real, right? I mean, there's four of us that should have no problem.

Oh, she's like, I wanted to see that for your penis. She wants to see it. She wants Andy naked. I bet you're teased.

You don't want to do it. Do you have a girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend at the moment. No.

Okay. Have you ever had a girlfriend? You know what I'm more interested in than this cock. I'm actually interested in his buttocks because I love a man with a big round buttocks.

All right. Can we have some more music and just have a dance? We'll do a birdie dance. You know, I don't know.

You have six minutes to show off. Six. Oh, we have to have ecore. Yeah, where's ecore?

Where's ecore? Was ecore the black guy? I'll get yourself a ring. Requesting ecore.

Was he the black guy? That was racist. You all know why I'm asking for the black guy, right? I don't know.

Ecore. We want more. Oh, yeah, that's him. There he is.

Oh, he has a ride. You like him. He came in the back way. Well, so we've had a special request for you.

We don't have a lot of time. He came in the black way. Yeah, so we have a special twerking song for you all. Yeah.

How to do that, I can't. I don't know how to twerk. You don't have to twerk. You can just shake.

Just shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake, shake. But we should move some of the chairs out of the way so that if we want to shake

or twerk or do anything. I mean, so who are we twerking for? Who are we twerking for? For me.

I mean, hopefully for the folks back home. I'm dropping by. And for each other. I mean, I'm going to try to see if I can see his butt because you were just talking about it.

But he can't shake to this song. He can shake. Well, not in... Because it's she bad, not he bad.

You have five minutes. I don't know what to say to that. That sounds really restrictive. But let's move a chair.

Move a chair so we have some room. Otherwise, we have all these empty chairs. All right. So this Brothers and Sisters is E.Core the Wolf who is here with a bunch of friends.

Where are they from? And welcome back. Where are my friends from? Oh, I got friends from Detroit.

Hi, Detroit. I got friends from Baltimore. Baltimore. Who else came over?

Me more. Who else out there with me? Philadelphia. Oh, I'm a Philly girl.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we got Johnny.

We got Rich. We got E.Core the Wolf. Okay. And now we got Isaac from Africa.

You're going to help me shake off his shirt. Uganda. Isaac from Africa. Uganda.

That's kind of near the Congo where the bedobos are. From Uganda. Mm-hmm. Sexy.

Hey, Uganda. Come on up here. Come on. Up.

Uganda. It's my Ugandan brother. Hey. Can we do it with the shoes off?

Happy Fall Equinod. No, you're from the front of the county. I'm going to dance with the shoes off. You can't fall down.

Yeah, don't fall. And don't turn your back on my audience. Right. Maybe sit down over there for a minute.

And if you want to dance, you can. Although, E.Core says no guys. Oh, yeah, yeah, you can dance. It's ladies out there watching.

They want to see them dance. Yeah, they want to see them dance. Okay. Ladies out there want to see them dance.

All right, so. Yeah, that changed my thought. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. E.Core the Wolf live from Bonoboville. Everybody welcome Dr. Block. Welcome Dr. Block back.

I'm the Dr. Susan Block Show. Welcome Dr. Block back. She back. I'm back.

She back. She back. And she back. She back.

She back. She back. She back. She back.

Oh, yeah. Look how she make it back. Look how she drop it low. Yeah.

That girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move it.

That thing. Look how she make it back. Come on out right here. Yeah.

That girl can go. She got me watching like we're stalking. But in a smooth way. She made me say damn.

Tick like jam. Ten-sime-sime piece. Added up a silver dollar. Make it hot.

Yeah. What up, though? I used to make my friends known. I'm a wolf.

I'm wrong. And I'm in your zone. I'm wrong by the way you move that thing. Shake that thing.

Make it bang. Woo. The whole room shake from the ass. Wait, damn.

Baby, you got that pop. That's still the show. Get low. Everybody on the floor.

You be taking it. Why she shaking it back that day? She bad. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah. These girls can go.

Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Shout out to my big brother.

Be rocking the back. Go. Bang. Everybody stop.

Stop. And look at shorty pop. That thing. Bang.

Got them ready. It's been so dope. Oh, damn. We up in Bonobo.

Uh-huh. Let's get bang. She drop it low. Yo, come on.

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah.

They go. Come on. Yeah. Come on, y'all.

Say it. Go die. Go die. Go die.

She bad. She bad. Woo. Give it up a dollar.

Yeah. Shout out to all my people in the building. Give it up for Doc Rock. To see back, y'all.

Thanks for not dropping me. Give it up for my man. Give it up for that run. Give it up for that nice run.

And did a gypsy. Woo-hoo. Live from Bonoboville on the Doctor's Season Block Show with Blossom Green and Lexi and Minna Mack.

And what's your name again? Isaac. You got it. Isaac.

Sanga. Isaac. Yeah. That was Jake.

And Jake. Jake. Handsome Hollywood. Jake still has his shirt off.

I'm happy with that. This has got a lot of beef cake this show. I'm excited. Beef cake tonight.

How many minutes? Three minutes. Three minutes. Okay.

Everybody give a shout out to your fans. Go. Tell us where we can reach you. Minna Mack.

Hi. Hey. Oh, hi. I'm Minna Mack.

You can reach me on Instagram at crowdoe. You can buy some of my content on Sugar Streams. I have some of my high heels for sale on Sugar Streams. Some of my panties for sale on Sugar Streams.

All right. And you can also book me at nowbookingminamackatgmail.com. All right. Minna Mack and Lexi.

Hi. You can mostly find me on Instagram at luxdaddy. There's two underscores in that. So, you know, be careful of that.

But nine times out of 10, you can also find me on Live Jasmine. I go by Ashley there. Live Jasmine. Yeah.

All right. And who else? Andy. Andy the Gypsy.

Yeah. You can find me on all platforms at Andy the Gypsy. I had a Yelp with over 100 reviews, but Donald Trump took it down. Oh.

Donald Trump took it down. This is a hit to my business. Yeah. How did he take it down?

He signed some bill that took down my Yelp. I don't know. Yeah, it was like some bill that he didn't. You should take a knee to that.

I don't think he really read it properly or something, because it took down Backpage and Craigslist, but then it took down my business as well. We know all about that bill.

That is Cesta and Foster. Yeah. And that is to supposedly stop sex trafficking, which nobody likes.

But it is not really about stopping sex trafficking. It is about censorship. Yeah. So fuck Yelp.

Fuck Yelp. Google reviews, y'all. Fuck Trump. Fuck Yelp.

Fuck Yelp. And E.C.R. The Wolf. Just say fit me. Just F-I-T, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, E.C.R.,

I-K-K-O-R, E.C.R. The Wolf. Oh, oh, oh. And yes, brothers and sisters.

Happy Fall Equinox. Happy Mahbona. And let's turn the rape of Persephone into a bonobo spring.

Let's make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

Happy self love, September. To talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else, you can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airway.

But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences, specializing in sex therapy over the phone. Anytime you need to talk, whether you need serious psychotherapy

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Need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves.

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