Eros Day XIII

Full transcript of Eros Day XIII on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web and now here she is brothers and sisters lovers and sinners

artists and exhibitionists voyeurs and Connoisseurs Arrows Angels and

Horny Little Devils all you gods and goddesses mortals and fiends

All you children sex we are all children of sex We may or may not be children of God the goddess Jesus

Allah Buddha or Brahma Ramadhamma

but Until we start cloning ourselves. We are all children of sex Which means we are all children of

Arrows and Today is Arrows Day. Happy Arrows Day everybody brothers and sisters Happy Arrows Day

Hmm so What? You may ask is

Arrows Day well on Arrows Day We celebrate Arrows Which is a little?

Cock shaped planetoid See it's a little planetoid That was discovered by Carlos Gustav Witt in 1898 and

At this time Arrows the planetoid is spinning Closest to earth. It's a little planetoid

Compared to its big mama Venus although At about the size of the city of Manhattan you could say it's rather well hung So on Arrows Day, we also celebrate Arrows the God of love and lust and

life itself The ancient Greek God Arrows who has said to have blown the breath of life into all things in the world and This is what I call the original blowjob

so I Want you to breathe deep brothers and sisters lovers and sinners Yes, that is the essence of life and love and Arrows is to take a deep breath Into your

Pelvis feel the spirit of Arrows within you because yes on Arrows Day in addition to celebrating Arrows the planetoid and Arrows the God

We also celebrate the spirit of Arrows the feeling of lust and love and Our philosophy of peace through pleasure and the bonobo way Yes, you get it all on Arrows Day the planetoid the God and

the bonobos It's only 1495 You get it all. Yes, such a package deal quite a stimulus package

Anyway, we have a special tradition on Arrows Day Which is to take our beautiful Human woman in this case the lovely lila storm brothers and sisters She is

our Venus and Of course Venus is a goddess Naked like most Greek goddesses and she wears a gold belt around her waist and At the beginning of our fable

She is taken by the forces of darkness and chaos and hypocrisy and evil and she is Strapped to the cross the X actually

Yes Just as Prometheus was bound to the rocks

for teaching humanity how to make fire So Venus is bound to the X

For teaching humanity How to make love and she suffers few suffering right Not too much. She's got a whole show to do

Yes, she suffers for our sins Yes, she does brothers and sisters She suffers for our sins of sexual hypocrisy She suffers for our sins of sexual shame

She suffers Venus the goddess of love for our sins of sexual abuse for our sins of sexual mendacity for our lies for the pain that we cause for

the suffering That we cause but today is Eros day perhaps We can put an end to the suffering

if for just this day perhaps

We could Invite the spirit of Eros Eros the God You may light your candles, please brothers and sisters and if you have matches

light your candles and We will try to invite the spirit of Eros into the womb room Here at the speakeasy

The spirit of Eros and everyone should get there. Okay. Here we go. I Whoops. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we can light them like this So we look a little, you know eyes wide shut Penis to penis. Yeah

Penis to penis, right. Well Eros is definitely a penile holiday The planetoid is shaped like a penis and of course. Well, you'll see Eros, I feel that the spirit of Eros will come into this room brothers and sisters lovers and sinners

yes, I do if The spirit of Eros is with us. We will raise up Ye who are limp and we will make wet. Whoo. Ye who are dry Yes, come and be blessed by the Holy Spirit of Eros

It's holy water It's good for the skin. That's right. All right So now we are going to pray to Eros and Hopefully he will come in to save his mother just in case he wants to fly up onto the stage here

I should remove some of this gunk and And we'll see if we can encourage the spirit of Eros into the womb room

Yes, so you have your prayer brothers and sisters and you can turn on the microphones of the congregation So that we can hear whether you believe We know if you're praying or not Okay, here we go. We got the music

We are going to pray to Eros and hopefully Eros will respond to our prayer Praise be to the power and glory of Eros God of love God of lust God of life Radiant Valic Planetoid Holy Spirit of sex

Eros blow into us with the breath of life. Oh Planetoid come close to us tonight Release the spirit of sex within us the spirit that created us from sex The spirit that inspires us through our sexuality the spirit that makes us horny

Praise be to the power and glory of Eros Live long fuck well touch others in heaven and on earth Amen a woman Save us from our hypocrisy save Venus. Yes. Whoa

Your planetoid watch the planet or yes, oh There he is Eros has come and come and He is saving his

Mother his lover his Venus his Aphrodite is beautiful Queen of love and lust Yes, and let us applaud and let us cheer for Eros and Venus Yes

Eros played by Jeremy Conway Yay, okay well We have

succeeded in bringing Eros into the room with Venus now they are amongst us and the festivities may

Begin although if you were here a little earlier, you know that they have already begun because Eros and Venus have been Doing what they're continuing to do, which is what they always do which is love Love brothers and sisters

Yeah love between Well, it is a mother and son actually, you know, it's a little kinky But

You know, it's it's metaphor Move those cameras in all right. We are going to now bring down the music I believe Yes, and And we have the beautiful Eros and Venus and of course it is a lovely thing that we are kind of getting going with

The the blowing of the breath of light into all things the the blowing of the planetoid Yes, absolutely. So that's a beautiful thing and I think we need someone to hold the microphone of Eros where is this microphone here? Ah, the microphone is over there and and

Teja is over there and here give me the microphone. So Mm-hmm Here we go and Eros bless us

Tell us how does it feel to be amongst us on your day Eros day It turn on Eros's microphone the God must speak it's a beautiful day It's a beautiful day a beautiful day to find releases Yes

Yes, and you have been released from the The stratosphere to come to us and your mother your lover your Venus You look very comfortable with her the cold depths of spaces Nothing compared to the warm folds of her pedals. Oh

He's such a poet your son Yes, he makes his mother proud How does it feel to be penetrated by a planetoid very hard and what did you say rotating? Oh, yeah spinning spinning. Yeah, the planet is kind of spinning

Always spinning around all the planets and planet oids kind of spin around on their own axis as they spin Around whatever and Eros is spinning around the earth and is very close to earth And in fact, I think Eros is inside of earth not in the bowels of the earth in the womb In the womb of the earth in the womb the beautiful womb of mother Venus

Yeah, and you look lovely tonight mother Venus your boobs look bigger too. Thank you. Yeah All this holiday eating Yeah, I think he looks good in wings you should wear them all the time. Yeah. Yeah, you like to wear the way it accentuates His butt. Oh

Well, yeah penis Planetoid yes Planetoid please use the proper picture. Can we get a picture? Where's that picture of the planetoid? We can like yes. Yes, absolutely

Planetoid must be Here we go. Here's the planetoid Eros and And let's see

the planetoid and the planetoid So brothers and sisters Planetoid does resemble a penis and

Television Commentators often say that Eros resembles a banana, but next time you hear them saying that you'll know what they really mean Okay, damn FCC So Eros you are hot and horny and you are blessing us with your horniness keep fucking away

While we introduce some of the congregation who can well actually my engineer has just left But we'll see it as your microphone on yes testing. Yes. Okay. Here is Last year's Venus brothers and sisters lovers and sinners put your hands together for misty dawn Yeah

How you doing miss I'm great. Yeah, it's good to be on this it and seeing it. Yeah. Yeah, how does it look from this end? Good. Yeah. Yeah, I mean what do you feel in the spirit of arrows? Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean the wings give away every time The wings do something for you. I mean, thanks. Oh, yeah, what what is it about wings flying feathers? Anything's possible angels. Maybe angels. Maybe angels get you fucked by an angel. Yeah. Well, I think mama Venus is

Experiencing that right now Fucked by an angel. Yeah, it's very enchanting Yes And your son that's touched deep inside

All right, so misty is this a friend of yours. Yeah, all these are friends of mine. Okay. I want to introduce Yeah, Steph. Hi Steph. Hi. Hey Steph. I mean, how do you know misty? Misty and I met Jen Jen Jen freel. I'll introduce Jen freel next then Jen freel. This is nerd girl, right? nerd

Talk nerdy to me. Talk. No, but she can't be heard. She is microphone number three I think or two or whatever that Okay, test it Yeah, okay, I don't have microphone three

Okay, microphone three Well, okay, so what's your name again Steph Steph? Are you a nerd? Listen to the sound

I mean, I don't know how how many times you've heard the sound of sex that Go ahead that quite that, you know, I can't hear Amplified is the word Yeah, oh wow

So we've got live sex in front of us who's your mommy sisters? Yeah I mean, of course misty has seen a lot of live sex in her day Have you? You haven't seen live sex before?

Yeah, yeah you You have yeah, and how does this compare this is far better than watching Far better than watching porn brothers and sisters nothing against porn and all you people in Vegas, but Hey, we've got angels fucking with sound effects

I mean, I just want to say that those of you who aren't watching you are just listening are getting yourselves quite a show tonight Yeah, I mean this is is really a sound Sensation oh, maybe you should put the microphone by his tongue Yeah, see arrows knows that there's a sound to say

There's only one way to mama's heart Look at that. Yeah, mama's heart this way says that like a little baby boy, huh? Yeah, she has a heart on her pubic hair just in case you don't have the view here There's a heart on the pubic hair right there. Oh, yes

It is so beautiful and so well trimmed. Thank you very much. It's divinely trimmed. It's like you must have Yeah, the pussy dresser must be Athena herself Yeah, all right, so Jen you're now on a microphone that can be heard. Yes. Hey, welcome

Thank you so much for having me back. This is great. Right Wow, what a show We well, you know arrow stays a very special day. It's a it's a it's the day of sex Squirting squirting. Okay, please. Let's let's see this. Let's let's have a little view squirting squirting Venus is squirting

This is holy water brothers and sisters. This is the waters of Amrita Yes It is very fitting that we have Venus squirting on arrows day and

Yeah, on arrows. She squirted all over here. Yeah, he's totally wet now. Yes. Oh, yeah so Have you seen squirting before Jen? I've never know that's that's a first and it's amazing It is huh? It is it's it's

It's one of the great wonders of the world Yeah, I personally never squirted so I'm fascinated by it. Yeah, well, maybe you'll try Did you try sometimes you need to try sometimes it just comes out of you and sometimes you need to try and It's one of those things that a lot of women learn to do through touching the g-spot and just relaxing

Yeah, and getting in touch with the spirit of arrows Within her because it is a question usually of pressing the g-spot, which by the way was just pronounced Non-existent once again. Yes. I'm gonna turn on this young lady's microphone here Hi, she's nodding. She read the study. I did right. Did you g-spot read the study?

My g-spot was very angry that scientists said it didn't exist. Yeah, huh? Mine too. Mine was like like, you know protesting like what the hell where do I park this vulva? I mean You know, it's like it's like they took my parking space. I don't know it's it's and it's a Yale study this time That's what's really disturbing. I don't know. Yeah

Going through some strange changes these days and and I gotta read the study over again But I think it was just based on a bunch of other studies one of these Non-study studies that strikes me as something to come out to tell all the women to just stop trying to find their g-spots And all the guys to just you know give up stop looking and and and the guys some guys might be happy about that because

Yeah, exactly. Let's hear this from Venus. I want to hear what Venus has to say about her g-spot. Where's that microphone? It's on the stand It's not going to do much good on the stand. Yes, so Venus What do you have to say about this study by Yale that says that your g-spot does not exist sounds like a big cop-out?

Look for it really it's it's it's for people that have or having a little trouble because it it's not like It's so obvious all the time. That's the thing. You do have to look for it So it's almost like the the study people are saying oh, don't bother You know you don't have to look for it

Just you know go to work and pay your taxes and you know have a lot of kids You don't need to have your g-spot stimulated have kids after all just fuck missionary Yeah, just fuck missionary exactly and don't even look for it arrows. This is your realm When we read that study we decided we would either have a gang bang

Well her her spot up yeah So it blooms up really good. Yeah, and show it take it to them take it. It's right here. Yeah, here it is It's the UFO that you can find it's been identified. It's called g-spot, you know, yeah I mean, it's you can certainly feel it right. It feels like

spongy the spongy feeling and it's It kind of is raised a little then then some people in the study kind of copped out later and says oh Well, you know, we just don't like calling it a spot. It's more of an area All right. All right. It's that's true. It is more of an area

A balloon there's arrow snows Yeah, what's your name Julie Julie and are you a part of the porn nerd brigade? I'm Jen's roommate and I'm also a writer on talk nerd enemy lover. Oh, what do you write about site? Um

Relationships dating. Okay. Well, here's some dating for you right here This is the original date and by the way, let's whoa. Yeah, listen to the sound of sex brothers and sisters lovers and centers Sex makes a sound. It's not just You know a visual thing and and a tactile thing. It's it's gushy

Yeah Arrows is such a good boy. Look at the way he licks it just like he's in school or something Seeing if the teacher will approve You know, I mean Arrows was originally a

young man of about you know 1716 and then he was turned into a little cherub of like two and you wonder where all the child abuse shit comes from All right, so here we go. We've got something going on here

and this Okay, I think I want to get lossy on the phone before I start taking calls Although I want to just let all of you who are listening or watching know that if you want to give us a call

You can and you can talk about any aspect of Arrows, you know the holiday the spirit the planetoid the feeling and And we even have a dating expert if you have dating questions our number is 1 8 6 6 2 8 9 7 0 6 8 if you're in North America and

Anywhere else in the world you can call a regular number which is 2 1 3 6 7 0 0 0 6 6 or Skype or Skype You have the number I have not okay. Well, then I don't know what the Skype number is either Somebody get us to sky memorize that yet the Skype number we need it, but also do we have lossy yet? Not yet. I don't know what the problem is

Yeah, but we're we're getting him the father there. I don't think they know how to call Europe Oh, I gave her the full number to call you call Europe. I hope oh, okay. Well I did give her the number but okay. All right, so Arrows

The spirit of Arrows, what is the nerd nerdest interpretation of Arrows day? I don't know if we necessarily have one that I want to start celebrating if this is what happens. Well, I would Every day needs to be Arrows day perpetually Okay every day does need to be Arrows day that's true

I mean and I mean every day could be an erotic day But as long as we're talk talking nerdy Darling, I think we have to acknowledge that there is a scientific phenomenon going on here I mean for sure the planetoid is

Very close to us right now and it only happens once a year but it is this close and We feel its effects I'm feeling this effect for sure. I mean I'm not even talking about yeah exactly

Huh, and something always happens on Arrows day with us, right? Well, Misty knows a lot happened last year Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it was wild and of course this year, you know Well, it's the avian awards night. So a lot of our usual Denizens of this den of iniquity are often Vegas, but but obviously we don't need them

Because Arrows and Venus make it happen I mean you can make it happen with a big party and you can make it happen with just the two of you oh And they are making it happen and listen to that sound of sex going gush Sound of it happening, but yeah, I mean it's it's the influence of sex in the room and

Is it is it caused is it is it related to the stars in the sky Well, I don't know Exactly except the moon does have an effect upon our moods doesn't it does anyone feel the moon affect your moods Yes, definitely. Are you lunatics is Lassie on the line? What do you mean? What do you mean? You can't dial out? Did you so?

Okay, somebody okay. You got the number two numbers No, no, no, he's he's waiting for the call. He thinks you're gonna call him Okay, so can someone else try to call him because okay, maybe it's on certain lines It doesn't work try all the lines

Because and and be sure to dial the zero one one. He's in Rome Where was I studies say that the moon does not only affect the water in the oceans and whatnot, but it also pulls the water that's under the earth Which tends to cause the earth to go oblong like an egg

During full news and what sure the time so if we're 90 percent or 87 percent water, of course It's gonna affect us right right and so if the moon can affect our moods and the tides Then why can't Aros? the planetoid affect our

Libido seems to be doing so right now And by the way, I should say that Aros and Venus are being embodied by a real-life Married couple how long married almost five years in the next month

Susan you have to move this way, please. I have to move which way this way, please This way to us. Thank you right in front of the camera. Oh, okay Okay, so I'll be in front of this camera. Okay. Well, I just wanted to you know Put the microphone in front of him because this way I can't reach him. Okay, so

Somebody else is trying to calm Okay, can you get somebody else to try to calm while you're up here? It okay somebody else trying to calm, okay? Yes, because he is the father of Aros today I'll introduce him even if he doesn't if we don't get him, but he is

The man who introduced Aros Day to me You might know him as the father of Axel Braun who's right now in Vegas probably winning awards because that's what he does but Lassie is the one who

started Aros Day and is a Porn well started up the oh, I got the Skype number. I thought this was Lassie. Okay Well, Lassie started Well, he's the father of modern pornography in Europe really

He he started doing loops in the 1970s. This looks like quite a loop right here So Skype if you're if you're watching or listening and you have Skype you can call us at two one three five nine nine Seven three nine eight. That's two one three five nine nine seven three nine eight

So what do you think of this year's Venus and Aros? I love both of them. I already knew them beforehand. You already knew them. Have you already fucked them? I have not you have not not sadly really. No, well, I Don't know. I don't think they're exclusive or anything. Yeah

Maybe if Venus isn't busy later, maybe not But you know, I was wondering misty Since you know Venus is not against commercialism to my knowledge. No Or or Aros, I think I think this is all okay

We have a little outfit for you to put on for our friends at free ones Who are great believers in Aros? So would you like to put that on for us tonight? Yeah, sure. Yeah, would you like to come up here? Yeah and do a little

Presto change. Oh, I don't have any underwear on that's okay. You're actually gonna put underwear on. Yeah, I've got it I'm gonna give her wait a second. Where do I have it? No, I put it somewhere else. Yes. I put it here Let's see I've got you're going to wear these little boy shorts about boy shorts. How about those? Okay, and t-shirt or

tank top Tank top. Okay. So here we go. So now Brothers and sisters lovers and sinners because we have a little music to change by oh music to change by

Tada, no, no No, no music to change by Okay, whistle while you work. I guess we need to hear the sound of oh here we go There we go three ones. Okay, and up with this top

Here we go ladies and gentlemen brothers and sisters lovers and sinners This is the beautiful former Venus from 2011 Misty Dawn. Oh, I think you should wear that without the bra, don't you? Yeah Yeah, I don't and Venus thinks so too, which is most important

Maybe model a little bit without the t-shirt first little bit of modeling without the t-shirt. Yes. Oh Venus, what do you think look around arrows? All right, and now with the t-shirt Here we go free ones. You are celebrating arrows day with

Misty Dawn and Panty boy, you should like these panties very nicely here. Okay, and I think you should sort of spin around Yeah, ah, and we have Lassie on all right. Yes a little spin around

Yes Misty Dawn three ones and now we have the father of arrow stay Lassie bra on the line Hello Lassie

Happy arrow stay Okay Okay, hello Lassie happy arrow stay Happy arrows day Susandhina, where are you? I'm great. I'm doing great. I'm celebrating arrows day

I have a beautiful arrows and Venus tonight Jeremy Conway is arrows and Venus is now sucking his very hard

Planetoid that's Lila storm. She is just taking that planetoid right into her abyss. It's amazing Oh, it's beautiful and Misty Dawn is dancing upon the stripper pole for arrows. She was last year's Venus So somehow we're here doing having a great arrow stay despite the fact that you know Las Vegas has taken half of our congregation. So Lassie tell us tell us about arrow stay

Well sleeping for the moment Ah and arrows woke you Okay, how's Rome? I was just a little confused. Ah

Well, it's arrow stay. I know I know I know The planetoid is close to us and we are making love Oh Hello, am I always so beautiful? Yes. Yes, I guess always

But maybe most beautiful on arrows day because arrows is so close to us How many people are there? Oh? There's a whole room full of people here. I don't know. I'm not a numbers person But arrows and Venus are fucking and that's the important thing

There you go little Italian to Italian. I told them that I was dressed like the captain of the Costa. Oh Yeah, that captain celebrate Italian seamen ship boy He was

He was misguided by arrows flirting with the the girl in the bar Trying to impress her and then he he ran the ship into the rocks Mmm, so oh, there's that planetoid So Lassie

Tell us what inspired you to give arrow stay to me and to us Well, I have a I have a girl That's what it takes Presently in Katania

Italy Ceciline and she's Having tremendous Is she good for her do you know that promoting

My small little book Uh-huh about the G spot the nectar of Aphrodite Good Uh-huh and you

Well, I am doing great, you know and except that there was just a study published By my alma mater. I'm ashamed to say Yale And it says that there's no G spot What happened? Did you just hang up on him?

Or he hung up Hello, Lassie. Are you there? Oh, there's fucking major Lassie. I think he fainted. I see I think he fell asleep again. Maybe so. We did wake him up. Anyway, we're glad to know that G spot is alive and well in Rome and In the womb room

Yes Arrows the planetoid has entered the womb room and In and out and in and out of the womb room. All right. Well, thank you Lassie I'm glad we at least got to talk to him a little bit. I mean, is he he's he's not there now, right?

No, he's okay. Well, we'll say goodbye drop the phone. He dropped the phone He's he's you know, he's the father of arrows day So he's been around since the time of ancient Greece and Rome So, you know, he's getting out there now back to the dancing back to the dancing. Okay. Well

Interruption, but now we have Misty Dawn who is going to dance on Wait a minute clear that that move to this microphone is now working move that one over Oh, okay, so we can move the microphone because otherwise she's gonna kick the mic hit the mic So let's take the mic off

We are celebrating arrows day With arrows to God In her free ones And they were free I

Can't hear you We'll take some pictures over here. Yeah. Oh, you got it. Okay Arrows loves his mama there she is Misty Dawn nerd prawn actress and

Dancer and she's got a shell It's Jen feel don't you guys aren't you guys doing a show now? Yeah Podcast that it will be announced and released in literally just a matter of weeks What's the name of it two girls one podcast just two girls? Yeah

Yeah, so it's like two girls in a planetoid exactly it's a podcast Where we're also gonna have a live show gonna cast some pods Yeah, you're gonna have a live show another live show Who said that I've got different girls that I don't know here. Who's also gonna have a live show

Yes pointing to each other that's sort of that's sort of what we started off as we started off as a live stream But then we sort of saw that they had evolved to a podcast. We're really excited All right. Yeah, a live stream Yeah, we did a we did a nerds unite two girls one live stream on you stream. All right. Yeah

Now speaking of streaming I wonder if we're gonna have some more squirting. Oh wait. There's a feather on Venus's butt or something here, right? There we go. We don't want to look like Venus is a mess. Okay. I'm rubbing it on Aros's leg. You notice Yes, she must have the perfect, but after all her uncle is Uranus

Absolutely and she is flying Flying on the planetoid Riding that planetoid up and down Look at those feet for all you foot fetishists

Venus I think rules the feet in some fashion. Yeah, these feet are very expressive They also have a feather on them. Whoops We were discussing how feathers get in the way of sex quite a bit, but they are part of being divine because you can't fly without feathers and

now the other nectar of Aphrodite is Emerging that would be the nectar of Agua and here she is the devil herself in

her new grill yep Rapintasia suitor and She is pouring that Agua

Getting The libations ready for the congregation now. Who's this in the congregation? One of you want to come up to the microphone? No How did you get in here? Oh?

You're her friend. Oh, oh, so she Roped you into this I see no wonder you look. I don't know like you don't know where you you found yourself Like like a little bit like Lossy sounded like you just woke up Wow, okay, here. They are arrows and Venus

relaxing Yes, well actually erosus planetoid doesn't look at all relaxed No, no, this is a very very hard as

granite planet Oid So we are celebrating a lot of things tonight on eros day. Are we not captain max? Certainly we are yes. We are we're celebrating life. I'm not jumping ship yet. No

Would you like to give us the news? What news about yourself? I am not jumping Mother Earth. No, I'm not leaving soon And they just scanned me down at Ralph's and they found no cancer, right? And they charged your credit card

Yes, no can't we are cancer season block is the cure for cancer. I guess that must be The answer I guess what do we got here? Robert McQueen Robert what are you doing? I don't know if we want to share arrows day. I guess we should share arrows day with Robert

After all and see what does he want to know He wants to know did you start making porn on your own or did your friends get you into it? That's an interesting question actually Robert And who is that too? We could ask that question of all of our porn fiends. All right. Where is our microphone Robert?

Wait, where's the microphone? Let's get the microphone Robert Robert all right Robert are you there?

Robert Robert Okay, we got another guy in line one. Okay. Let's talk to him You're on the air lie. Hello. That's the other gentleman. Hey other gentlemen

You what's his name? You have the card there. Hello. Yes. Hi. You're on the air Let's see. This is Joe. Hello. Hi Joe speak up a little and let's see is is your question about your stepmom? That sounds like a Venus arrows question Is that right Joe?

Hello. Hello. Can you hear me Joe? Okay Now your question seems to be About your stepmom

Would you like to phrase the question for me? Speak up start to stop jerking off speak up ask the question You have to speak up. I know mom is on the other side of the door I don't think it matters. He says he just had sex with her. Well, I know but you know now He's already had the sex now. He's telling the one person. It's listening right. You know, it could be someone else

Maybe dad that could be listening Yeah, dad's on the other side. Is he really? Oh Oh my god Wow

Okay, well that okay. Well We don't know who eros' dad is. All right. So you had sex with your stepmom. Is that right? Correct. You have a legging fetish, you know, you have a legging spedish Yeah, okay. You like leggings. Okay. Well, you know, that's that's pretty standard a leggings fetish is nothing compared to having sex with your stepmom

I know We can just say okay to the leggings fetish, but the sex with the stepmom. What are we going to do about that? I mean venus and eros do it, but for humans. It's usually more complicated I don't know what to do about it. You know, she won't

know Oh, she seduced you, huh? You poor thing Why do I not feel sorry for you? I don't know. I'm only 19. Oh, you're only 19. You're only 19

Well, no, that's actually very common, especially Right. Well 19, you know, he's over 18. He's older than bonny So she hot. Can you describe your mother-in-law or your stepmother? Max, are you trying to encourage this? No, I just want to know what this woman looks like. So, you know

How long has she been your stepmom? Um, about a year and a half. Oh, that's all Is she some kind of trophy wife or your dad? Yeah, she is. Ah

So she is hot. She's a hot mom. No, I used to I used to I used to have pillow fights with my stepmother You had pillow fights. That's right. Right. I know about that She was hot She was hot

All right, but I never had sex with her. She looked like Bridgette Bardot. Yes. You're your stepmom. She did The heat and I was young. I was a young kid. I was a little old No, it was about his age about his age. Yeah stepmothers do that often Well, we're not encouraging it, but no, no, but after all she's not your real mom

They married the old guy and then they see the kid. Maros is doing it with his real mom And they go, hey, look at the kid. The kid's pretty hot. Why don't I fuck him? Is that what happened? Joe, sorry

I mean Did she seduce you you think because you're kind of like a younger version of your dad? Yeah, she did. Did this really happen or is this a fantasy? No, this actually happened. Okay. She was she was a little bit drunk

Tell us the saying just before we get to our agraritual The bed is shaking. The bed is shaking. It's shaking with the power arrows brothers and sisters So, okay, so what happened? So she was a little drunk Yeah, she was a little drunk. Were you also a little drunk? You're not allowed to drink. You're only 19

Yeah, that's child abuse if she gave you drink It's not child abuse for her to have sex with you though. You're over 18 But the drinking is you're not allowed to be a minor right giving them drinks I guess depending on country and state

Right It's all right spank that mama, you know, it's actually it's all right in virginia and the south There's a lot of that stuff going on there. Very true in the bible belt. It's okay It's in the sophisticated cities that it's a problem

So what happened? She was drunk and you were a little tipsy. No, you weren't you weren't drinking And then what happened? Um, and then she just came where she didn't know what she was doing. Mm-hmm. She knew what she was doing Did she know?

Why you know? Yeah, and and she uh, she got you, huh? And uh, And and did you just do it the one time? Yeah, we just did it that one time

So far Yeah, I mean so far like where's your microphone? I mean it was amazing. It was amazing. Uh-huh. Yeah, and how's your relationship with your dad? I guess not Yeah, he travels a lot

Oh, that's perfect. Yeah He does and And you and stepmom are alone at home Yeah

Wow That sounds like for a recipe for you know For venus and arrows, huh? A super sweet venus is approving, you know because venus is a naughty mommy

And so is your stepmom? Sort of But I mean, you know, she is a trophy wife. She got what where's your real mom? Is she in the picture? Um, no, she actually died when I was four. Oh, oh, I'm sorry about that

No, it's fine. It's fine. Well, okay Well, anyway, so is this the first time your dad's remarried or? Um, this is yeah, this is the first time Uh-huh. Oh, yes arrows is definitely entering the atmosphere. What part of the what part of the what part of the country you in?

Um, I'm in the midwest midwest Yeah, sounds like out in the cornfield. This is what's going on Stepmom and son and step son. What does our panel think of this? Is this something that they should stop instantly or is it okay? I mean, what do you think if his dad's obviously venus approves

What does arrows think we should know? Wait, where's this where's this microphone? If you have an opportunity like that, you should never say no to it Arrows is all about his planetoid. You have to ask would your dad say no?

Oh, would you think your dad would say no? I mean, I don't I don't know if that's a good question That's arrows is question I'm not necessarily approving of this. I want you to know but arrows and venus are and actually max is I'm totally approving it. Okay. I'm I'm waiting to hear from the rest of my panel

I think uh, everything has to be fully disclosed. Definitely fully disclosed Our former venus is looking for honesty Wait a minute. The guy's got a gun if dad's got a gun. We don't know if he's got a gun. This is eye-warp, man. Oh, right You don't disclose nothing

Dad is gonna find out. What about dad? How's dad gonna deal with this? Yeah, what if what if you yeah, what would happen? How old is dad? What what'd you say? How old is he?

Find out How how old is your stepmom? I mean 43 43 hot

Okay, and dad is a little older than that or something Yeah, uh-huh Do you think after she's you know kind of bored with you she's gonna start doing your friends? Just wondering probably

Probably yeah, definitely I think on a fantasy level, it's really hot But I think like maybe to have a stand-in someone that looks like your stepmom or something is kind of cool But the actual stepmom I feel like you can't always arrange for someone that looks like your stepmom

Then you gotta pay some big bucks to some agency or something Yeah, yes, but for a 19-year-old that's not always easy Whereas I think this is for him a lot about convenience Am I right joe? It's just stepmom was there

Right and hot and and asking for it and the the imitation stepmom is not there I think joe would probably you know, he's got the spirit of arrows He probably do it a lot of different kinds of women that tried to seduce him right joe Sorry, I wasn't well. I'm just saying I don't know if you chose your stepmom that

Carefully or did she choose you? Yeah, she chose him. Yeah. He's just a horny dude 19 Yeah, so, uh, what do you think? I think probably you're gonna disclose. How do you think your father's gonna react? You could be homeless, you know Or she could be or dead. I mean, yeah, he's actually the son

He might be mad at his wife because his wife is you know, the seductress And the older woman Speak up a little darlin. I got arrows and venus fucking me. I'm not fucking me But fucking the bed and what practically fucking me because the bed is moving

So you have to yeah, there you go. I really don't I really don't think this will come out We were talking about how maybe that would you know, you should be honest you shouldn't lie to your dad Well, wait a minute. Then there's that shotgun. Wait, wait. Does dad is dad violent? There's a dog. No, okay. Maybe you should do it over the phone

You're really indirect venus is opting for the uh The well, I mean if he's violent But dad will eventually come home. No, he's not violent. He's not violent. We've determined

Okay, so then so then uh, so you I mean, do you want to sneak around on your dad? I don't know No, I guess kids do that all the time What I'll do is I think I'll just just come out and mom and be like we can't do this anymore

You know, ah the old we can't do this anymore. I wonder how long that'll last Right. Okay. Try that and let us know what happens Okay, I'll do that. Okay. All right then. You take care now. We can't do this anymore. Okay. Well, that works. I guess It's a complicated situation

It might be time for him to move out I agree You know, maybe but you know, I mean, it's probably a nice cushy life there with dad away all the time He gets the run of the house. It's only 19

It sounds a little too cushy. Well, yeah, it sounds cushy like Venus here. Sounds cushy. Probably Sounds going on here. Cush and gush. I might Cush and gush. Oh, yeah, listen to that cush. Listen to that gush All right. Well, you take care of yourself. Yeah, he's he's gonna

Stop and listen. I'm european so none of this is new. It's been happening a long time. So But you didn't have sex with your stepmom. Well, I didn't I but of course, what if she had seduced you? I would have I would have I'd have sex with her now Yeah, she's pretty hot actually we just saw her a few years ago. She is very hot. She sounds like

She looks better than Bridget Bardot now actually. Yeah, she looks great. Robert Robert Whoa, all right. What's up? Did you hear this call Robert? Oh

The problem was I never hear the answer to my question. No, we didn't we didn't even get to your question Did you hear the the other caller? Yes, I heard the caller. Okay, my question is wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it I want to ask you a question

I heard the other guy. He's having sex with his stepmother. What do you think of that Robert? I'm thinking when I listen to his caller, I'm thinking that when he having a sex with his stepmom is wrong Okay, it's his stepmom. It's wrong. I know it's his stepmom though. It's not his real mom Like Venus and Eros here. Okay. All right. Do you have do you have sex with your sister?

No, I do not. Okay. All right. Just asking. Yeah, you don't know. Right Okay, so okay, so now Robert you have a question. Okay. My question is to one of the

porn stars One of the my question is this I think the pussy might answer your question. A friend helped him get into the porn business

Or did they get in their own porn business? Did a friend help you to get into the porn business Venus you can start in your embodiment as a human lila storm How'd you get into the porn business? Um

Well, we were looking for people to play with She's getting fucked while she's in We were looking on different ads ended up finding an ad on craigslist for Rodney Moore

And he was doing Did she do porn get into the porn business by herself? Did you get no she did not get in the porn business by herself. She you have to have two people to have sex But she's got a husband who's now

Fucking her five years, uh, and uh, oh he's going into the planet Uranus Oh Arrows is entering Yes, yes, we you can hear them fucking on the phone right on the phone on the air. That's modern technology

That is the sound of sex brothers and sisters They got in through a really genuine way. They were swingers Crazy they they they didn't get into you know just to make money They got in because they were sweet. They were swingers that wanted to find partners

And then lo and behold more willing more clean more clean because everybody does porn is tested So, you know, it's actually a pretty nice pool of partners, right? And there wasn't like the worry of maybe one person Okay, and then we have our porn star misty dawn who is actually transitioning into some other kind of life

But How did you get into the porn life internet? Internet. Yeah, I mean I mean internet sucked you in I was from a small town and I wanted to try a lot of things which were really difficult to try in a small town

So I got into porn to try them to try things What did you want to try? Two guys two guys. That's a good thing to try right. Whoa Arrows is shaking up the room

He's sweating. Yeah So so from a small town and the internet, you know when Mao Zedong said right No, what the revolution is in the heartland. No, it's true. That's true, right, right? And it's

Ever I I do everything. Oh, I did I did do everything I quit porn December, what about you Robert? You do guy on guy or what? No, no When's the last time you had sex Robert? Um, I've been on a long time. Yeah, I know I know

Yeah Well, I hope you're inspired by arrows tonight Robert. You should at least masturbate or something Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that's someone is you If you can't hear me, I am doing it right now

All the way to Kansas City that planetoid is fucking away Yeah, Robert stroke that banana, you know arrows is shaped like a penis or a banana Right here. We have the banana I also worked foreign too. And then when I worked foreign, I was

Stroking my banana too. Oh, you were choking your banana. That's not a little messy Oh, stroking the banana or you choked the chicken Who's your favorite porn star? Uh, my favorite porn star that I was watching

The and when I was choking my chicken was, uh Brie Olson Brie Olson, what a predictable answer, but that's good. She's cute. She's good. Yeah, she's very cute

So you're tired. What are you doing to your chicken? And my second favorite was the porn star that you had a while back Who was that? Tara Patrick

Oh, Tara Patrick, you know, she's having a baby. How do you feel about that? I heard You're not saying congratulations No, okay, uh transitioning into a new life

Yes, but hopefully with the spirit of arrows still within you misty dawn There's no escaping that. So how are you going to find partners if you're not going on anymore? I don't know. It's awful. I'm single now too. And it's like I mean, you're so hot. You'll find partners, but still it's not the same. I'm going to go get all those nerdy boys

All the nerdy boys You know, you got to make sure they're tested though because nerdy boys can be dirty boys. Oh, no, they don't they don't get around They don't get around. They're all virgins, huh? Max don't have viruses Macaholics, right?

Okay, Robert. I'm going to let you go. Thank you for calling. Happy arrows day, Robert You stroke those bananas. All right, you take care of yourself sweetie. Bye Come to arrows come for arrows I think Robert's been calling the show for years. He's a little retarded

But he works at a pizza place. He's very nice And he strokes his banana. He does and he loves porn. Yeah, he loves porn Because he's a very lonely man and he had a girlfriend for a few months But they didn't have sex. They kissed but he didn't want to pay for the pizza. No

No, so she dumped him Yeah, so but anyway Arrows look at him standing back like a god in the Mount Olympus getting his planetoid Tended

Sucked Yes pluck those feathers away arrows Yes Well now I think

We only have about 20 more minutes to 20 minutes the formal part of how many how many miles away are our Rappers Oh, that's right. I forgot all about the rappers I was just oh, yeah, we were supposed to have a rap group tonight. We should have a report from our

Tasia our grill girl Let's grill the girl with the grill Where is Tasia? I want to know if we should sort of herald their arrival or just forget about them

Come in Tasia. Hmm. Here she I hear her striding across the floor Okay Stroke all right. Let's change camera angles here folks Yeah, yeah, that's true. Let's change camera angles. Yeah something here. Yeah

Oh, there we go. Can we move those cameras in please a little bit, you know change the camera now They're showing you honey. Not as this is not NBC. You know, we don't want to see the whole stage You know you can come in close. This is sex. You should be intimate Yeah

Look at her fucking lips. Look at that beautiful. Oh, yeah, okay suck that planetoid It's a sex show Look at those eyes of venus the mouth of venus

the teeth of venus Venus can be dangerous There's a vagina dentata. That's a mouth dentata Oh, yeah

I I had a question dr. Susie Oh Go ahead. Um, so I have squirted once once

Once good for you. All right, and never again one good squirt deserves another How did it happen? Uh, I I guess I was just really into the guy, but it's it's never happened Since well, what was he doing physically? I'm

Basically just saying that the g-spot does exist. Oh, yes. Okay. I'm trying to Provide evidence that the g-spot. Well, thank you so much. My g-spot. Thanks you for you know recognizing your g-spot existence Yes, yours does too. Yeah, all of our g's. I think we've got to sign a petition

I that's what I'm realizing. I did a whole blog about it before And I actually got well, I don't know if I got but some A bunch of people were blogging about their g-spots and the girl that did the last study Named andria virginia of all middle names. Yeah, right burry. She actually said well, maybe it does exist

She kind of reneged, which is really amazing But now this other study has come out So I feel that, you know, we've got to have our g-spot sign a petition in squirt Yeah, or spit or something. Look at this. This is

Whoa, that's a body fluid there Yeah, now this is husband and wife. That's very much husband and wife. It really is and they're not even using it I mean, do you want a toy? We have toys of different sorts and we have agua They're being very natural. They're being very very

Spit and love and flesh. So report from we got a grill the girl with the grill. How many miles away are they? Get the microphone. Get the microphone Any minute any minute so we really have to act like they're coming. Yeah, and we're gonna rap. Oh my goddess All right, so I guess then we should break out the agua

So that we're ready for them because otherwise we're gonna get impatient any minute meaning one minute five minutes 10 minutes What 10 so yeah shows almost over right right and then they'll They got pulled over here. Take the microphone. We have to explain this. What happened I have no idea, but they got pulled over on the grapevine. They were I have some idea. They were probably speeding

Yeah, that's happened to me All right, you have a little lisp now, you know, yeah Okay, so it's agua shot time for

Whom who wants an agua shot? I don't know. I think we have some tea toddlers in the group here tonight No, no one's speaking. Does anyone want an agua shot agua shots. No, I mean free agua shots tonight You would like a well if venus would like an agua shot then call must have an agua shot call now when we'll double your shots The salt please

All right There we go. Would you All right salt Okay

And where would venus like to take her salt? On me what part of me A nipple a nipple. Okay. Hold this a second and I'll pull out a nipple. I would love to be blessed by venus With her beautiful now

Thank you She always smells good. He's getting vicarious thrills from his wife being nibbled by a goddess

Oh, yes sucking on my All too human nipple with such divine precision um

and now Venus will drink of her own nectar It's a little green All right, and I well eros and you're next where would you like to take your salt?

You don't have you would like a nipple. Would you like the other one? Yes. I feel so blessed I am so blessed Yes Husband and wife. I mean this is inspiring

Yeah, you know you guys wouldn't when you want to transition from your porn career. Maybe you should become like sex gurus Uh, yeah, saras Drink of your delicious

Mama's nectar Oh, oh, yes, we don't have the top Uh, our girl girl is gone Okay

So Uh, I guess I'll find the top here. So, oh, yes, it looks very nice the way you leaped like that. Yes Uh, thank you. He is eros after all Venus. I think he can actually fly Oh now he's sitting on the big pink dick. Oh

Yes, he is that's so cute Eros can do that. He doesn't he's not you know Self-conscious about those things Oh mama Venus you are yummy

Cheers Okay Well, we're ready for the wrappers Lil uno is coming with the pack or he is the pack. He's part of the pack part of the pack

And uh, I heard a rumor that he's coming with his Uncle too short, but no, no, he's not with his uncle too short. He is with his He's next time right All right, I never heard of that group next time

All right Oh, it's not out yet Okay, in the meantime, you're listening to radio Susie one and the world wide web that brought casting from beautiful downtown and Los Angeles From our house to your house. Thank you for having us. Let's have some photographers out there

Okay, they're and rush them in though Don't don't do photographers get them get in their way rush them Rush them Pull them up here to experience arrows today before it turns into smoke

Okay What's going on over here between god and goddess Oh, you're auto-exfixiating yourself with your wings Oh

Wow, that's do not try this at home. You can only do this if you're a god. This looks dangerous Arrows is his eyes are rolling back in his head I'd hate to explain this to the ambulance driver Yeah, really

Wings around his neck And a mouth around his cock and What grill girl is running up the stairs. Oh, she needs the keys

Okay They are arriving the arrows wrappers

That's the law. Yep. Yep. Go go go go go go. Don't fall Are you rap fans? Yeah, for sure. You know the pack? I don't No, uh Well too short. Yeah, I've heard that's a short. Okay. Okay. So this is his nephew's group

Well, I mean it's it's his nephew lil uno who's with the pack And listen to me talking as if I know anything about this Is there on spotify or pandora? Yeah, we're good You're really shining up that platytoid good gotta make sure it looks spiffy

Yes Is he on viagra? Or does he have a steel thing inside his thing? He's arrows starling. This is arrows. She didn't give me any this morning. Come on. How does that work? She jipped me this morning. Ah, I see. She didn't give me any sex today. And he's disciplined. He's not coming yet because

Oh, that's pretty good. Actually, I had to grab her and make her stop earlier like four or five times, but I got passed All right That's the stop start technique. You guys can all do this, right? All you guys out here, right? No Oh, man. Well arrows is teaching you how? Yeah

That's right. Arrows is schooling It's called lilas storm It's called it's so good. You don't want to stop I mean venus

She is venus. It's the same thing right now lilas storm is venus Aphrodite, right? I hear a lot of yelling. There must be rappers in the room out there No, those are people at the bar. Those are just our people at the bar. Okay. There's somebody on the phone Glendale

All right What's the best? What's the best loop for anal sex? Gun oil well as far as

Gun oil or lard seems to be spit I got mic from glendale As we depends on what you want to do anali. Okay, let's talk to mic about This is a different planet by the way. This is the planet Uranus. We're talking about

But we can handle it. All right. Mike you're on the air Mike Hello, Mike. You're on the air. Get it together. See if we have the right thing out there Mike

Okay, okay Hello. Hello, Mike. Hi, Mike. Hi, how's it going? Oh, well, we're celebrating aro's day with a lot of fucking Yeah, yeah, and you had a question about anal sex. What's the best loop for anal sex? Yeah, what's the best loop for anal sex? I just said that

Yeah, I would say I would say gun oil is really good depending on what you want to do anali Gun oil. She's that's a brand Our lard Now is that a brand or is that a thing? No, like like vegetable shortening like lard like lard actual lard is better than

Well, I mean olive oil is not good. It depends if you're doing Like what you're doing long vigorous if it's on a guy, then yeah lard is better I like gel but well lard will break down a condom Right, so you don't want to use lard with a condom, right? If you're having sex or anal play

I guess is what you have and what do you think about coconut oil? I mean coconut oil is good for the pussy, but maybe not so much the ass. I don't know. I've never tried it Now do you want to take this in your? um

delicious butthole or No, I want to give it. Oh, you want to give it to your Girlfriend or boyfriend. Yes girlfriend. Okay, and is she she ever had it before? Yeah, well, what did she like before?

Well, not with me Well, that doesn't mean she didn't like it with another guy You don't want to use what he used is that it? Hello. All right. I'm not sure he can Mike is talking to someone

Uh, he's whispering Mike. Is there someone else there? Yeah, is she there is your girlfriend there? Yeah. Oh, can we talk to her? Put her on the phone. Put her on the phone. Let's talk to her. She sounds hot already What's the hello?

Mike Oh, okay. Well, I guess they're on to have to get some lard I guess that was enough of an answer for them. I guess so. They're like, uh, and we're gonna go. That's the kitchen. We're out Where's the short name?

Easier to get than the gun oil, I guess so. Yeah. Run to the kitchen, honey. All right All right, I think we are going to have an interplanetary landing soon Um Wow

Arrows the planetoid is shooting straight up into the earth's atmosphere entering the womb room

of Mama venus Oh mama you so hot Wow mama's got a heart shaped

pussy Heart shaped cubic hair Oh, yes, look at that. Look at mama get fucked and look at these big balls under you. Yeah, let's move that down Yeah, yeah, he like he likes them nice to have those big balls against your balls. Yeah

Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, he's just Fucking away Arrows the planetoid you are harder than a rock whoo

Isn't that pretty look at how many heart shapes are Going on here the balls are kind of in a heart shape The pubic hair is kind of in a heart shape And then the clit and the cock are just

Up and down and up and down and up and down. Oh, yes This is the meeting of god and goddess Mount Olympus Is going on

Hmm Wow Well venus and arrows and uh, it looks like my engineer has left. I wonder if my new guests are here It's

Getting to be that time arrows and venus are just so magnificent They are just fucking. I hope this doesn't inspire too much motherfucking out there But you know, whatever Uh stepmother that's all debatable

But, uh, yes Venus and arrows are divine venus You know, no one knows who's Who's the father of arrows actually because venus is such a slut

It could be Zeus The king of the gods. It could be aries the god of war And it could be mercury or hermes The messenger god

Yeah Wow, let's give a hand just for a moment here to arrows and venus Lila storm and jeremy conway Yeah, they are just

Fucking up a storm Yeah Fucking up a storm So, um

Are our other guests here? You don't know Happy arrows day All right, so now that you you know, we're almost done with this Formal section of the show. So I want to know four minutes. Are you going to be celebrating arrows day in the future?

Oh, absolutely Amazing. I've never seen live sex before like this. Oh, you have an ether. No, I never have seen live sex. Thank you guys You're amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Thank you. I mean, this is something to cross off the bucket list for sure So, right. It was a good day. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know, there's something about seeing live sex

That's very special. What does that what does it do for you? Just really makes me want to have sex It makes you a little jealous a little jealous. Yeah, I'd agree to that. It's not in a bad way I mean, no, this is amazing. This is beautiful. It just shows that jealousy can be a stimulant

Right, right. It's beautiful that they're married to this is something special Well, they are watching ads. It's beautiful. It's very special. Arrow stay is always special This year. It's super special And port star fan, can it be possible to say to dr. Suzy

And hello from me and arrows panties, please And here's another question here. Yes. Well now I want to remind porn star fan that We had some very special arrows panties. Are you still wearing the misty dawn? Yes, I am you are

I will give them I will give them to them You're gonna give them to okay. Hear that panty boy. They're going into the panty boy collection I also have my famous What were they free ones free ones free ones miss free ones

Have you been on free ones something? I have last year. I was like, uh in the top 10 You were I remember you kind of being like the newcomers or whatever. Right, right, right, right. All right Well, now you are another miss free ones And uh, and so panty boy, you got your panties and so what else is this now?

Um another question Oh avid masturbator Can you ask the group about some recommendations for co-ed masturbation clubs and events in la? Well, what a good question. Hmm. Who knows about

Co-ed masturbation clubs and events in la Right here. I guess it would be here. Okay. This would be a kind of that, you know, I mean, right? It's not exactly uh, a masturbation club. Okay avid masturbator. He's obviously very masturbation concerned, but I do Always say one of my mottos is make love to someone you love tonight

Even if that someone is you and certainly you should do that on aros j And and certainly, um, you know, I mean people are free to masturbate in here as long as you don't Uh come all over someone Defined furniture, right or the fine furniture, right? Exactly. It's got to be consensual. No, no shooting your holy water on

someone non-consensually and And and yet, you know, there's fucking there's masturbating and no this is there's no lap dances though. Okay Wow, and there's tremendous fucking going on in the bed. Oh, yes, except you should be wearing your wings arrows. Wait I'm serious. This is a holiday

That's a good boy That's a good Cupid And we're back and we're back now. Now isn't that much better? I mean come on if you're gonna get fucked You got to get fucked by a winged god

It's the only way to do it. Yes, absolutely. I mean otherwise. It's just like porn But this is how often do you see in porn a guy with wings fucking, right? Okay, this is cool. Well, mr. Don, I would like you to help avid masturbator with this question because perhaps, you know Now that you're making a transition out of porn

Uh, and you're still a hot sexual woman misty and I imagine you like to masturbate and avid masturbator would like to know About recommendations for co-ed masturbation clubs in la. I actually have no idea Will you do co-ed masturbation in clubs? You know avid masturbator? This is not Something that goes on a lot. I mean around um masturbation month

We actually have quite a few masturbation shows right here at the speakeasy. Whoa Uh-oh, I think there's coming. Ah Yes, beautiful. Oh my god Eros is finally ejaculating his holy water all over his beautiful mama

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, let's give a big hand Embodied by germy conway And the lovely venus Aphrodite to the greeks

Lila storm Yeah, I mean, you know gotta have a A come shot, right and we're almost done. I mean, I don't I don't understand what's going on with these other guests, but Let's get let's get our girl. She went down to get them. But and and now they got her

Okay Wow arrows, uh, where's where's the microphone? Let's see. Let's see. Where is this? Here we go. Here we go Harrow's how do you feel? Oh, no, you can't yeah, okay. Yeah, right. No body foods on the microphone. You lost the condom to the microphone I have a monkey here

Um, I don't know where this that is very common for the microphone. Okay, so just, uh, don't spit into it. Yes. How do you feel? Uh, say it again That was beautiful. Yeah That looked like it really felt good. He's been doing this and now you're fucking her again

The planetoid is still hard. It's still doing He's a director. He makes funny says he has a t-shirt at him that says one and donny always laughs at me when he sees me Do this because I just don't stop You are arrows after all

All right, we'll just let the bonobo handle it. Yeah All right brothers and sisters Uh, we are now running into overtime And somebody needs to get texia to let me know if uh, yeah texia needs to just let me know what is going on here

Meantime have you heard of any masturbation clubs in la? I haven't. Is this a new like trend? Well, you know, we have a question How does that work? I don't they just have like a table and like it's like speed dating But it's like speed masturbation and every taste and and every table has its own like hand sanitizer

You know, uh, this would be a good a good kind of club for somebody to start Only heard of chat rooms. Yeah. I mean, I know in san francisco. They have things like that They have the the center for uh, sexuality or and they and they do Uh, they do some masturbation events, but mostly around

May the month of masturbation masturbation month But you know avid masturbator you've been calling here so long But you never try to make it into the studio probably because he doesn't feel he can pass the test The test

Right, and I'll just let that linger In the room Oh the test you've obviously already passed it or you wouldn't be here. Okay All right, darlin, so you you're all come doll over you're so sexy. Look at you

Hmm. Yeah. No, you're not on I think somehow maybe he short circuited it by This is okay. Now. Sorry. There you go I'm an eros doughnut. You're an eros doughnut. Yes glazed heavily

Legally Yeah, you are that's that's quite a glaze. It's nice the way it shines in the light. It's beautiful It will soon get cold, but yeah, well you will and uh, and and now, uh, okay eros is taking a cigarette break. No He's got that eros looking his eyes

Get a visual on them Are they coming in? I'm trying to find out Before shut down. Yeah before we shut down brothers and sisters if you're wondering why we have this kind of

Don't know what to say Attitude at the moment. It's because we don't know what to say because we have guests that We've been heralding For quite a bit and they are supposedly here and we'd like to at least herald them in before we close the show

But maybe we won't you're listening to radio Susie one on the world wide web broadcasting From downtown los angeles And it's a big ship stuck in the mud at uh, olympic and uh, alameda

Yes, well, let me ask my audience or my my panel here If you weren't here to celebrate eros day Well, I mean next year if you can't come here, of course, you're all invited back But if you can't come here, how will you celebrate eros day?

Um, I need to have sex apparently on this day next year. I'm yeah, anyone's looking tonight Now that I know that this exists. I'll definitely make sure to be celebrating in the future. Yeah, absolutely So masturbation wouldn't do it for you. Just uh, just a really nice bubble bath. Yeah, that as well. It's a precursor. Yeah Okay, I think they just pulled into the parking lot. I thought they did that 10 minutes ago, but okay

Hmm. All right, then well, it's hard to get into this place. Nobody knows how to get in I know it's like a fortress. I guess they've been driving around for driving around in circles It's like we have a decoy. You come in on olympic, but you can't come in on olympic You have to come around well, we tell you

We shouldn't actually broadcast where you go. I said we otherwise added masturbator will show up here tonight You know All right, I would if I were here. So they should be here any moment. Okay So how are you going to celebrate mass uh airstay uh next year? Uh, I'll either be here or hopefully I'll be

Fucking someone right? Oh my goodness And possibly squirting because you're going to practice that You should practice on your own. How do you practice? Yeah

Oh You have to practice. Okay. This is a good question before we get our guests here. Yeah, what how do you practice? You know squirting first of all you masturbate, right? Oh no for sure. Yeah, okay, and you um Probably do it outside of your bed

Because you know Lila of course is a goddess and very free and so she'll just masturbate all over my bed without caring about You know the cleaning bill That's him No, no, no, I'm glad you feel that way

Because I want you to feel that way because this is a sex bed But most people don't want they're afraid of you know, kind of wetting the bed because partly because of that Feeling of wetting the bed has to do with urination. So the first thing you want to do Is urinate so you clean clean your bladder out of piss

And then go to a place like the bathtub or the patio if it's enclosed unless you're an exhibitionist and Uh masturbate You know stimulate your clip, but don't let yourself come for a while

And stimulate the g-spot You know mainly I mean that exists Right, I mean you have to be able to find if yours doesn't exist You're not going to be able to do this, but I believe that just about every woman has a g-spot

I mean I guess you know, there are some people that are born Deformed without arms or legs. So I suppose there could be some women born without g-spots. So that's possible But most of us have them But you know, they're in there and they're another thing that this study said by the way that really pissed me off

Is that you know because the g-spot is really the other side of the clitoris that means it doesn't exist No The clitoris. Yes, that is the other side of the g-spot. Oh, they're here. They're here. We've come already. It's okay. We're done Yeah, oh, hey, hey

Yeah, okay, let's hear the apology now. Can you wrap it? Okay? Apologize everyone. I'm so so so sorry to apologize come here Venus is is here. This is venus. This is lila lila star And this is arrows. Nice to meet you. Jeremy. Nice to meet you

And this is the lovely goldilocks. How's everyone? How's everyone? All right, and this is lila uno is in the house Lovers and sinners lila uno is finally in the house because he's been on the road and was almost in the big house Because I I hear you got stopped. Yeah, we got pulled over man. Like uh, who was doing like 95? Yeah, they frisk you and stuff Uh, thank god. We got license. That's what I'm asking for. They must have frisked you

I would okay. Yep. Yeah. Well happy arrow stay Same to you, sweetie. Yeah, we've been celebrating. You're beautiful. Well, are you surprised? Wait, okay. Well, thank you Yeah, next time I gotta bring my uncle man. My uncle's gonna come next time. Yeah. Yeah, you bring your uncle I mean arrows and venus have been fucking

All show the whole show. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. They've been waiting for you sexy You are gorgeous in the way gorgeous gorgeous been fucking and uh, and and I swear I mean, you know arrows is a planetoid. Okay. This is the planet. Oh, wow It comes closest to earth at this time of year

And you know the astronomers say it's shaped like a banana, right? But it's also shaped Not anymore. Okay, never mind. Well, it what it Okay, here we go. Oh, oh, wow It was shaped like this right just like this. Oh, wow, I love it. I love it. I love it. And uh, boy

This planetoid was busy and it was, you know, getting into mother earth because of course venus is his mother as well as the planet uranus Uranus, I love it So liluno, what's happening? Oh, man, you know, nothing just enjoying being here man, you know, and uh, I love it

You just came in. Thanks for having me from vegas No, actually, I was supposed to go to vegas with my uncle too short. Shout out to my uncle too short, you know And um, he wasn't going to perform until about 10 30 So that's what I was kind of waiting on and then I was going to fly straight in here

And then I was going to come here, but I couldn't miss this. So I just said fuck vegas Fuck vegas And that's why I'm late. I apologize. Hopefully the apology is accepted, you know Well, um, we're uh, you know, it's still pending. We we we would love to hear you do a little

Oh, no problem. No problem. No problem. You should make yourself comfortable. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, so Oh, you're gonna do it with him. Okay. Oh, wow And here she is with your drink. Uh, so you want to you want to grab that microphone over here? Okay, let's get another one over there that one that one. Oh, you're gonna do it with me. Okay. Okay. We'll go ahead two mics

We can do whatever you want. Whatever you want Or No, not that one not that one this one this one This one here because that has a longer patience been practicing

She's gorgeous. Look at her. No, no, take it off of there. Take it off of there, Teja Would you guys like the music or we're gonna do acapella or acapella who you got music You got music that's who's got the music I mean, I have an iPod, but I don't know if the iPod will connect or hook up or anything

You got the music back there. Okay. You got it. Oh, wow. He gots it. Yeah You gots it. All right I didn't even know that I'm impressed. You ready? I gotta see what you I gotta see what you do I love the girl. I love the girl. I love the girl

Okay, hold on. Here we go. Okay. We gotta play the game. Let's do it You can hear me Okay, here they go You gotta turn it up turn it up. Oh my god, that's they can be

Do it On your booty girl you looking dandy now pop that pussy damn girl use a freak give it to me She's a beast get it wet watch it leak run play, but I don't speak Westie ease nasty talk me in the sheets. She's a big girl. Yeah, I know give her what she curlers

Get it girl. She knows says she likes it from the front. Don't be scared pussy From the back and I won't stop sit on top. She likes to ride Pull her hair. She's clapped for time Why do you use to make you pull her hair? She's clapped for time

Pull her back. He's in the hips Pop back side to side pussy pop do it right front back side to side pussy pop do it right Uh-oh, uh-oh, here we go Uh-oh, look at this. It's gonna be pop pop that pussy

Pussy poppin now. And look at it pop that pussy for y'all, man Woo! Pop that jazzy out Pop that pussy

Pop it for you girls Go in there and I'm up in the function Yeah, look at it. Look back. Look back. Yeah, I'm in it Turn this mic on. Oh, understand this

I'm putting you guys aside for a swat Do it right front back side to side pussy pop do it right Louder Turn this mic on

Pop that pussy Pop that pussy Big girls mean love. It's her pussy. You can do what she want Hop it, drop it, shake it, clop it

Never go broke. Go to pussy Lay in the streets for the freakies Damn that's nice Take a home and she go like a bike

Take clothes off, you can't go around for her Who the hell are you? From the club to the house, back to the floor Up all night, yeah, I go

Checking drinks, bringing toast My niggas going hella dumb Pussy wet, ass fat I'm a dog chasing cat

We gotta clap it up for her, y'all We gotta clap it up That is amazing That is so amazing

I feel honored That is so 30 That's on the way I actually have a whip back t-shirt on

Take it off Show us the t-shirt Leave it for me Yeah, yeah

And I have a beautiful outfit for Goldilocks to wear Oh, yeah, yeah, okay Okay, get the outfit Real quick and come back for more of your

Rap in there and pussy poppin Yeah, that was fun That was good It's Inspired Heroes, he's fuckin' again

Alright brothers and sisters It's over time Heroes is fuckin' again Yeah

Yeah, Lil' Uno is in the house Inspiring Heroes Oh, look at this, we got an outfit for you Okay, take a big, big step here

Okay Oh my gosh, look at this outfit Alright, Goldilocks is Lil'ish Uno's Venus

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa And she's gonna wear these gold I'm a little sore like Texan She's on my dick like Magnus

Oh wow This is my whip back t-shirt Thank you guys for the battle We'll pack the pack

We'll pack Oh no, no, no, no I win Oh yeah, yeah, we can strip keys right here girl

We're a porn star Yeah, that's what I'm talking about She's beautiful Here she is, Goldilocks

How's Andrew? Yeah, he just loved it And how are you doing today? I'm doing great

He's probably to the D Yeah He's probably to the D Yeah

You bet Oh, whoa Yeah, get those pants off Oh panties for panty boy here

Yeah, look at these lovely green panties Gotta take them off though Panties off, oh yeah Where's the panty boy?

Where is the panty boy? He's listening He's watching actually Panty boy, you got some panties now

I love it Whoa I love it I love it

Somebody's watching you girl Look at that ass Yeah All right

We are wrapping up Move those cameras in Move the cameras in Thank you

Yeah Yeah, I love you I told you Hold your arms up

Maybe we want to put it on the cross Let's put it on the cross I want to take a picture in front of that later I love that

Oh, yeah, here she goes Oh, thank you, darling Oh, thank you Look, we're gonna enslave your girl here

We're gonna enslave her Yeah Yeah Get those cameras ready

They're rolling Liam, we need your help Oh, where'd my fucking goggles go? Oh well, they might have taken a break

They've been fucking for two hours There you are Bitch Have you been tied up before?

Oh, okay, yeah, okay Nothing new here Oh, yeah You are ready

What does this say? Pretty cutthroat bitch Yeah All right

Well, we are tying you up We are shackling you Shackle, shackle Yeah

What was that? Oh, this isn't on now I said, is she gonna beat me now? Is she gonna beat you?

Well, I guess we could let Lil U know beat you Would you like to beat your woman? I will spank her Would you guys like me to spank her?

Yeah You guys gonna clap it up before I'm gonna spank her Yeah Come on over yourself

Listen to me Starts off I'm gonna make her scream, you guys Uh-oh

Wow We gotta spank her some more, huh? Let me hear it, come on, let me hear it You guys are getting hard

Wow You guys want me to hear it? Yeah Turn around, let me get that ass

Turn around I love it Anybody else wanna spank her? Who else wants to do a little spanking here?

You wanna spank her? Oh, Venus would like to spank her Let's see Venus This is turning me on

Yeah Two naked girls spanking each other? Ooh, yeah, look at those hard nipples When you're getting whipped by Venus

You get hard and wet Bitch, oh god Are you bisexual? I am very much bisexual

Oh, are you bisexual? Oh wow Turn the girls in here that aren't bisexual I'm a lesbian

We have one contender back there I'm also a lesbian I'm a lesbian, I'm a queer brown lesbian I know, I know

I'm a bag truck in a woman's body I love it You all right? Okay, now she's gonna dance on the pole

I feel like I'm gonna dance on the pole A man truck in a woman's body? A fag, oh wow It's even better

Someone getting on the pole? I think we should have two on the pole You think we can get two of them? Well, I'd like to see one first and then two

Okay Yeah, we're gonna have some pole action I mean Aerostay is all about the pole

Brothers and sisters It's all about the planetoid It's all about the pole It's all about the rod

So here she is Goldilocks has been released From her Shacklement

She's releasing herself You guys, okay You're very doing yourself kind of girl Okay, are you gonna get up on the pole now?

All right You're gonna get up on the pole? Yeah I gotta clear this

Right Oh wow, we have to clear the steps Yeah, this is yours I'm not sure

Oh, yeah Yeah You don't know this song Oh, here we go

You got Panties There you go You know we have a song called Panty Dropers, right?

No, let's hear that Panty Dropers Yeah Do we have that song here?

No Okay Goldilocks has got Gold Bra Now

She is going to Perform For Eros and Venus In honor of Eros Day

Here she goes Oh, she's climbing the pole This is Goldilocks I know it's not that long

I'm sorry, we don't have a really well-hung pole It's a little short It's too short, huh? I thought you liked too short

I mean, you know, it's a pole It's a pole, you just make the best of it It's too short It is a little too short

I like this guy over here Yeah Yeah I see someone on TV

Yeah Oh, yeah Shake it What kind of gun?

45 I almost thought she said What kind of gum is that on my breath? That's what I was going to say

That is government Is she a twin? It's because my girl Have you ever had a girl before?

Yeah, I used to have 32 I don't know what that means I used to have 32 teeth, all of them So it wasn't $10 over on 5th Street?

Oh, man, I paid like 10 grand For that girl Where is it? At home, had a week now

You don't like to wait How does your grill feel? It feels great You should put something on your grill

Like what, bitch? Something else It might be a little longer than bitch Alright

She can't pop to this song This is so crazy hearing these songs I was hearing like 14 This is you when you were 14

I was literally 14 Wow, you wouldn't even be allowed in here Well, I'm only 17 now I'm joking

I got scared Don't scare me Since 9th grade So 13 turned to 14

And I'm 22 turning 23 Alright Well, that's like a marriage That's a long lasting

Almost a decade You all still get along? Of course We've had our fun

I mean, there's nothing bad about that All I can say is you know Are you gonna bring him over here now? Yeah, I'm trying to get my uncle to come up here

My uncle and the pack Oh, here we got the two girls together Oh, wow Look at this, two hot blondes

We got Teja and Goldie Goldie Yeah, rub those butts together Can we play

We can play the Vansong right now I'm just joking Oh, yeah, here we go Hey

Got your Vansong Actually, today I got on some Exclusive Space Jam Can you sing along with this one?

This is Ride My Bike You can sing along with this one You can ride my bike Venus was riding Narris' bike before

Oh, wow Can I see you ride that bike too? Can I see you ride that bike? His bike is all ready to go

You gotta ride that bike Oh, you're taking the break I have a question for you, sir How do you do it?

To space-stream-related, do you take anything Or is this all natural? Today is all natural But during some of the shoots that I do

I definitely throw it down Because people want to step for like 16 hours For a girl to kind of be a little Honry, at that point

She gets her attitude It's like, oh The blue bill and it's like, oh You know what's so funny?

Growing up, I Played football for like nine years I always told myself That if I didn't play football

I wanted to be a Flight attendant or a porn star Seriously Either a flight attendant or that's

So total opposite Hey, we have a pilot And what happened was We just came out with a band

Song in the ninth grade and it kind of blew up You know, and then Dropped out of high school and shit You didn't become a flight attendant

Or a porn star I went to Boston quite a few times If you get me Your timeline on Twitter

Is just like filled with women Who, mine? Got a lot of women What is it like

A bitch at every stop up to San Francisco I love you I love you When I was young my goal was to have

A female off of every exit From San Francisco to Sacramento And that's about 300 exits

I got a bitch in every market When I go shopping Yeah, that's true Wow, I love it

I love it We're doing the agua shots now This is a very special Move those cameras in

Here we have salt Slicked up off The branch You guys can't forget about our couple back here

They've had quite a few They've had agua shots And now they're just Oh, wow

Okay, here we go The bed's gonna move now I don't mind it She's actually doing the work

She's gorgeous Look at those titties Beautiful Natural woman

That's our Venus But I would love to be Pluto Did you see this heart shaped pubic hair I look good walking through with the bimbo

I look good walking through with the bimbo Heart shaped pubic hair Oh, wow How long did it take you to do that

It is the way to my heart It's the way to her heart Through your vagina Or eat my heart out

Eat my heart out Eat the heart out One way to get a guy to go downtown What do you want, Teja? What do you want to play?

Oh, that's the one Okay, here we go I look good. This looks very good Honestly, this looks very good

This looks better than the song I look good walking through with the bimbo Sexy black and low like limbo Sucker free. Yeah, I'm from Frisco

I saw my next girlfriend, Shiba I love her. She knows any word They are really responding to your music I know

Yes, the pack makes your booty bounce bop up High five And I put the pop in a handstand Because you guys

Thank you You're very welcome I can pretty much get any guy in the world When I put the pop in a handstand

I wish we had 10 million more of you Oh my god I know me too, right? Pussy pop in a handstand

Pussy pop in a handstand Okay, let's wrap it up Okay, bring it back for me Can you bring it back for me?

I don't know if they can do that They're doing it, okay Bring it back Bring it back

We have the technology, bring it back Here we go This is where I'm about Pussy pop in a handstand

Here One more One more up Here we go

Pussy pop in a handstand Okay Here we go I look good walking through with a bimbo

Sexy bag, get low like limbo Suck it free, yeah, I'm through first Go ice in my chain, make your girlfriend shiba Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you

The pack came through, so take a picture We're so fresh, but I'm so I love it Pussy pop in a handstand

Here's our acrobat Alright for her, did you used to do gymnastics? She used to do gymnastics Look at this gymnastics going on right here

Oh wow That's the perfect angle Oh wow I look good, I look good

I look good, I look good I look good, I look good Why you wanna hate on me Why you wanna hate on me

Why you wanna hate on me Shit, I look good Money in my neck Money in my mouth

Pop your pussy You know they've been married Really? Five years of marriage

On the floor That's like a perfect couple How long have you guys been doing that porn? I'm sorry

We've been doing porn for years in April I look good, I look good I look good, I look good I look good, I look good

Why you wanna hate on me Why you wanna hate on me Why you wanna hate on me Shit, I look good

Money in my neck Money in my hand I'm 36 36 you put it there

You must have got some blackers You must have got some blackers I used to want to be porn man Got some pussy pop in here

Uh oh, yeah You've been doing a lot of club stuff How do you like rap? I mean how's this rate compared to club stuff?

I say This here? Oh this is 11 for sure I would compare this to the Playboy mansion

Really? Literally I know, trust me Let me show you what we bout

Oh So, this is porn star How did you come out with your name? I don't know, that's actually a very good question

Well, this is a new park Last name, Storm That's obviously because I'm a squirter Squirting

She was squirting She was squirting Jeremy Squirting

And then The first name, Lila Was actually a crush That I had in toxicology school

When I was going to be a toxicologist She was like five foot She had these super white eyes Like her eyes were so blue

They were white And then of course like, I don't know why But I'm just like completely enthralled With women with snaggle teeth

I don't know why Like when the When the lip like goes over the tooth It's just like, oh my god

It's gonna make out with you so much It's just really short I don't know So I named myself after her because

We were trying to fuck her But his dad came downstairs And fucked it all up So

So, it was kind of like the one that got away The one that got away He said no more squirting for you unless you want to do it on your own Oh, banana

Who's rings are these? We have to see you squirt I love squirters Well, she already squirted

I have to tell you guys a story I usually don't kiss and tell But I have to tell you guys a story At the age of

I think I was about 16 I had to I love older women So

You're gorgeous Mwah So I had this older woman

And she was like, you know, we were having sex one day And she was like, I have something to show you I have a trick for you And I was like, okay, she has a trick for me

And I want to see what this trick is So she was on top And she pulled my dick out And for about five seconds

She just rubbed my dick on her clip And it was like a gallon Of just everywhere It was like the whole bed was just covered

And I was like, what the fuck And at first I was so in shock I didn't know what was going on I'm 16 years old, I'm like, fuck, what the fuck

You know what I'm saying? And then after that I was just like, fuck, I love it I absolutely love it I loved it from then on

I was like, damn So I have to see this I need to see this, I'm gonna see this We don't know if it's gonna happen

But it could It's a miracle Do we get the squirt rug? Where's the squirt rug?

We're gonna measure this squirt Oh, do we want a measuring cup? Do we have the rug? Is the rug over there?

Okay, so Like, what's up with the Why do you guys care so much about your shoes? Oh man, it's just like, you know

The first thing that I need a condom The first thing that you know people look at Is shoes, you know

When you look at someone, the first thing that they look at Is shoes Eyes? No, like when you're like, you know, I don't know

Here's my shoes I love them, oh wow Hey, you're the man Take them out

No, but that's like the first thing They look at the shoes, man And then, you know Here we go, here we go

Okay, we're gonna have a squirt now Move the basket Here we go, you gotta squirt for us Okay, and

Concentrate This is the love rug Which you squirt on Is it true that one of the black guys is gay?

No, watch carefully This is a lesson in G-spot stimulation Well actually, this is clit stimulation

Do you want any G-spots? She's getting throat stimulation here No, this is educational This is educational television

And it's finest We wanna educate you Just

like that And Venus is stimulating her for tourists

With cameras With those cameras Beautiful And she's squirting

Lil' Uno has the best view Yes, I do, and I love it Let's get naked Make her squirt for us

I never knew that the throat Is this what we call this morning But I guess it is She has a beautiful pink pussy

You're a lucky guy, man Nice ass, too I like to go like this to her ass Hey, Teja

We're introducing some electronic music In between From the vibrator Do you want a G-spot stimulator?

Or some sort? She's squirting Are you gonna squirt? She's squirting Beautiful

High five What's that? That was a good one It was beautiful

It was the fountain of Venus The fountain of womanhood brothers and sisters I have a question for you Holy water, that's holy water

Can I ask you a question? Have you ever squirted? Are you a squirter though? High five, are you a squirter?

I can, but I don't do it all the time I do it all the time I'm comfortable It can be a little bit of a push

She doesn't want to stop now She's like, one more There you go, focus I think you might have to put it back in her mouth

Venus can't stop Venus can't stop One more, give her a kiss Oh yeah, she's hot

Venus is hot Squirre, oh yeah This is the panty-jobbers Aris stay with the pant brothers and sisters

Yeah One more, one more, we can get it She just drove into a toilet Oh

And this is mostly clitoral stimulation Not really G-spot Is it a microphone? This was all clitoral

So, just forget everything I suggested about the G-spot Really? You can squirt in different ways Most girls do it from the G-spot

But some girls do it from clit stimulation Just sheer clit stimulation See, I feel like when Even though I am

Stimulating my clit The vibrations, because it is so strong Are traveling down And brothers and sisters, let's forget

The G-spot Is the other side Of the clit Okay

Alright, here you go Appreciate it You guys got all the packets Who gave you these songs?

Wow This Tasia's production I have to give you my new mixtures You better call me Una when you see me in the street

I was saying that when I was waiting outside for you guys And I looked like a $2 cracker Yeah, yeah, you do For sure

And then this guy wanted to give me cash We should put you out on the street later, see if we can score It's hilarious I made five bucks

Have a question How did we get all this started? How did this come along to start? We were waiting for you and we had to get busy

No, no I'm saying We've been doing it for 20 years Waiting for you to grow up

Come on over here and check us out Because you couldn't do that when you were a little kid But we've been working on it for 20 years And now we had a wonderful welcome for you

I appreciate it I really thank you I was in some places that I shouldn't have been At 13

Me too I was hanging out with hookers and shit Now you're in a place where you should be A true fact is

I still to this day I have never ever been I've never taken a sip of alcohol Ever

Never taken a sip of alcohol I don't smoke weed I don't smoke, I don't drink But don't you rap about it?

He raps about sex Everything I rap about is real I would never rap about anything You want to try it?

You never drink coke I think he'd rather drink some holy water I don't drink soda I don't drink Red Bull

I don't drink coffee Wait, are you Muslim? I don't eat pork Are you Jewish?

No The Jews drink What do you eat? I'm a very peasy eater

I don't eat that They don't They say that in their lyrics I've been downtown

I've been downtown But it's not a normal thing One time Are you going to show us your magnum sized dick?

Yeah I can't I can't I can't

I can't Max What the fuck I wish I could

I know all about contracts I didn't want to say it I got it I love it

I love it You got enough for both of us As far as the eating thing I'm picky about what I eat

When I find something I like it I love my rice I love macaroni and cheese

I love I don't know I'm picky I don't drink caffeine

I drink orange juice This is getting boring I agree I was trying to answer the question

This is very healthy It's very healthy It makes me want to have some orange juice and tea

Licked off of you I think this is really great Sexy Most of America is fat

Most of the world is fat Most of America is fat and drunk I'm drunk but that's alright I'm killing my cancer cells

I'm getting confused I think we're going to wrap up the formal part of the show so we can party a little bit

Let's see I guess All your cameramen stand by First of all brothers and sisters

we're going to thank our fabulous Eros and Venus Jeremy Conway and Lila Storm

brothers and sisters put your hands together in appreciation of this

I don't want to get orange juice all over me You don't want orange juice But Let's see

So where's microphone Microphone Microphone Where do we find you?

You can find me on Twitter and that's Lila Storm Triple X and then of course on Facebook and that is Lila Storm degenerate

Alright You're very degenerate and Eros When you're human where do we find you?

Well we've got the Twitter of Jeremy Conway Triple X I fucking hate you I love these names

It's all about couples that get pissed at each other They start pushing They start bitching Slap and start choking

Next thing you know they fucking like crazy I fucking hate you Wow Then we got Lila Storm degenerate

Of course and we've also got Club Lila Storm coming out So it's going to be good hot sexy wet sloppy sloppy shit

Alright And she's going to do Adelson With someone other than me Whoa

I have to agree with that honestly The rough sex is honestly the best sex Like the choking and slapping You know what I'm saying

Like choking until they just black out and they just fucking back to life you know That's the best That's crazy

Alright well thank you Little Uno for making it here Thank you No

You're going to write a song about it And we find you everywhere On the internet of course All you have to do is type in Lil Uno

And you have a strange Twitter though Lil Uno Wolfpack And now the lady

Where do we find you? You can find me on Twitter at Goldilocks L-O-X-X-X-916 I have Facebook at

G-I-U-D-O Look at these toes They're so cute Do you guys like

Bling bling bing toes Alright So My audience is gone so I want to

Thank all of you out there Brothers and sisters Lovers and sinners I want you to make like

Bonobos not baboons Make love not war I gave the answer to your question today What's your favorite animal? Mine's the bonobo

You know about bonobos? Bonobos are the make love not war chimpanzees They use sex To diffuse violent

Tension They do have a lot of that fighting sex They actually do and they don't kill each other They've never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity

Unlike common chimps that make war On each other These are the bonobos They are our kissin' cousins

And we take a lot of inspiration from them To make love not war These are The bonobos

Alright and we follow the bonobo way Brothers and sisters so Make like bonobos not baboons Make love not war

Make love to someone you love Tonight Even if that someone is you Happy Eros Day

Happy Eros Day Happy Eros Day Happy Eros Day Happy Eros Day

Okay group picture From a house to a house Remember we are the revolution