by Dr. Susan Block. It’s my birthday—such a perilous time!—but I’m surrounded by old friends, new lovers, rainbows galore, condom balloons, sweet kisses, birthday-spankable asses, beautiful boobies, barking doggies and so many cakes Bonoboville could open a bakery. So, life is good, and I’ve got Birthday Pride.

by Dr. Susan Block. Two beautiful Dominatrices join me to explore kink, love, cupcakes, sex worker politics, the power of money and their new project, “Bigger than Sex,” in my 19th Bedside Chat of the Coronapocalypse. They also happen to be best friends. Inspired by FDR’s Fireside Chats, my Bedside Chats are here to comfort and inform you in tough times, as well as to eroticize and inspire you to seize the day, the Bonobo Way.

by Dr. Susan Block Other couples might have billion-dollar bank accounts, million-mile upgrades or thousand-carat his-and-her diamond rings, but nobody throws a gazillion-watt, raise-the-rafters, orgiastic, female-empowered, Felliniesque, bonoboesque blast of a 26th wedding anniversary bacchanalia like we do. Some of the world’s greatest porn stars, best-selling authors, singers, swingers, fellow Yalies, nude wrestlers, cultural icons, leading FemDoms and scions of century-old Hollywood dynasties come together (literally) in my Womb Room Chapel at the Little Church of Bonoboville to celebrate the longevity of love, lust and lawfully-wedded marriage, bonobo-style, with Capt’n Max and me.

by Dr. Susan Block Times might be tense in Trump’s America, but here in Bonoboville, we release the pressure, and my Womb Room explodes into an orgy on this show. Then we hose down the Trumpus with gallons of fine golden rushin’ champagne, and it’s back to the orgy again. We certainly make like bonobos, not baboons!