Xmas Sexmas Solstice Saturnalia, the Bonobo Way

Full transcript of Xmas Sexmas Solstice Saturnalia, the Bonobo Way on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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You're listening to radio Susie one on the worldwide web and now here she is Sex Saturn alien spirits Solstice Santa's

Sexbirds all you children of sex and we all are children of sex We may not or may or not need children of God or Jesus or Allah or Buddha or I don't know Hey, noor But one thing we know

Perhaps Sex with God Jesus is in me now Actually, you could say that

about the center of our Bonoboville Nativity scene

Which is of course? The divine interventions Baby Jesus buttplug Yes

being presided over by a primate primate Mary and the three kings Which includes a former president who might be a first man

someday Thank You divine interventions For providing away For God to be in us

Physically as well as spiritually Anyway brothers and sisters, this is the Dr. Susan block show broadcasting live from Bonoboville and This is The room where it's warm inside which is especially important

out in the cold of winter Solstice sex Saturnalia

Christmas Merry Christmas Yes, I guess we're You know celebrating the season and I am the irreverent Dr. Susan block Mrs. Santa

Yeah And I hear an amen amen I am so happy to be here brothers and sisters because You know the holiday season is often a time of great upheaval

right, I mean, it's cold, but We want to stay warm. It's dark But we want to light up our lives and

Yeah That is the history of Saturnalia The precursor to Christmas From ancient Rome for all you Italians out there. Thank you

Well, thank you happy and this by the way is the lovely Christmas elf Miss Dayton Reigns Hey Christmas Yes, we're celebrating it all tonight and we even brought the Hanukkah lights out. Yeah, even because you know how wax is fun

Jesus was a Jew, I guess or a Jews love Jesus. Well And I love Jesus and you know what? Jesus loves the sex workers Can I hear an amen amen

That's who he hung out with right captain max he sure did he wasn't he wasn't dumb And there's a long story about how captain max has actually descended from Jesus There is from the Philly Jerry side of his family And that whole you know DaVinci code idea that Mary went across to

Brance, you know with her womb filled with the Holy Grail and then Her seed or his seed so to speak and her womb Brought forth the descendants of the real Jesus perhaps. I don't know. It's it's it's one of those

Many legends that is afoot and of course these people were persecuted by the church Because they didn't want to think of Jesus as a human, you know, and who knows? What is Jesus? now divine intervention sees Jesus as a

Jackhammer dildo so there's many ways you can you can see Jesus and And definitely Jesus is love and You know that side is very bonobo, you know, I'm sure that all the warmongers used Jesus as sort of this

Warrior Advocate, but really if you look at the New Testament there isn't much advocate advocacy of any kind of war and so we are celebrating the peace and

the history of the holiday which is of course solstice

the Longest day of the year. I think it's tomorrow if you're listening to us live. Yeah, I think that's solstice actually which is almost today and There is my commercial am I the only one hearing that or I hear it. Okay. We all hear my little, you know

Hey, you know call us last week my guest broke out in a commercial in the middle of the show So I want to say which guest you have to tune into the last week's show to figure out who that was Anyway, here we are celebrating solstice

the winter solstice and Saturnalia and Saturnalia is that Roman holiday. I was telling you about which is

Remarkably similar to Christmas in that it was celebrated from around December 17th to 26th and featured Father Time Saturn Old man with a long beard

Who would say yo, yo, yo Which maybe was too gangster so it turned into ho ho ho I guess and like I said Jesus loves Hose so it kind of he does Amen and a women a so, you know when

Rome turned to the Vatican They kept Saturnalia, but they didn't call it that anymore. They call it Christmas and It features the giving of gifts which Saturnalia also featured and this yeah, this upheaval this great. Oh

upheaval of Well, yeah the the masters would serve the slaves and

Every rose were reversed everything was kind of crazy and And carolers would sing the carols in the nude. Okay, so it was pretty wild and So here we are tonight about Christmas

Well, we're not sure what kind of Christmas. We're gonna have tonight I'm new carolers, but but we have had some upheaval here in Bonoboville, and we don't want to go into details, but We have to breathe into our evergreens and Celebrate celebrate another great night in Bonoboville, right Captain max

That's correct. That's correct, right and the passage of time Passage of time. Yes, and a friend of yours who is going to be going into that place wherever we go when we go Well, this is just a couple of minutes for a very dear friend he

Was my art director when we launched the The Brentwood blah blah I launched it right after I'd gotten out of prison Because I couldn't do my parole so that I couldn't have anything to do with sex so I did a community paper and

put some sex in it and Did very well and Rudy was my was my art director for many years, and I love you Rudy and Hey, go design a new heaven. There you go. I love it. See you soon He he's a feisty friendly guy, and he just brought me so much joy when I would visit the Brentwood blah blah

You know try to get to see Max who was always very busy. Oh, yeah But always yeah, eventually, but I'd usually have to wait and I'd hang out with Rudy and he was really cool So anyway, I love you Rudy

Yeah, so So anyway, we have some fabulous guests tonight our favorite power couple of the porn world The fabulous

Alexandra silk aka silky Yes Alexandra Oh, yeah

Hello Wow, you look so beautiful and buxom and Lovely golden and your fancy suit there Mistletoe in your head, so everyone I do you gotta kiss me you are so sweet, and you are such an angel

Thank you. It's good to see you. They're very good to see you Bear you look Syntholating sexy and red Well, you know tis the season

Do you celebrate Christmas or sex miss or or solstice or Saturn alia or Hanukkah? We got that too Hanukkah. Yeah, okay. You celebrate Hanukkah. Okay. Well, we're gonna light the candles a little bit. Yeah, yeah Last week we had a hot wax Hanukkah You should have been here

But you're here for Christmas I'll let you put hot wax on my ass for your missing Oh, thank you Making me come

And by the way, did you notice that the baby Jesus butt plug has a dreidel in his little manger there? A figure he would play with that And then the coins We have bonobos and dildos mixed together since we couldn't find all the dildos

Dildos and Luke Wilde, let's come up. Yeah Absolutely here here. I want to be in the middle of you two monkeys And I say when I say monkeys, that's a big compliment. Yes Santa Claus oh

Merry Merry Merry Merry I have you know the mistletoe so everybody has to kiss You should hang it a little lower though. Oh, yeah, as the night goes on. Hi everybody Hey guys, you are such a great couple. How long have you been together? Not long enough

We actually are celebrating our 16th anniversary wedding anniversary That way you can remember it we got married on why 2k Nice. Yeah, December 31st 1999

And you party like it was we did party like it was 1999 There are 1.5 million people at our reception Partied on this trip. You made all those people go to Vegas for your wedding you selfish We close

It was it was quite the party We have some pictures, but Facebook won't let us put them up. Oh, I know that about Yeah, our censored for Facebook And it's a whole it's a whole like skill you have to pick up as to what they'll allow and not allow because they

Don't ever tell you and we didn't have any little bonobo monkeys to put on. Oh, I'll lend you some I would appreciate it. I'm in trouble all the time. I think I got My nipples are always showing I'm always naked I can't wait for Christmas to come around and get all that coal honestly, so we can eat all those poor

Being banned from Facebook. I did because it was like a vacation It was an escape. It was a relief But it was because Facebook is so like overpowering. It's like a religion, you know, remember we were talking about that that corporate censorship So I kind of got at first I was mad and then I just got really happy about it really enjoyed my time off

Spent more time on bonobo. They'll Much more Absolutely and bonobo bill accepts refugees from dictatorships such as Facebook We're all for the refugees

So, uh, yeah, um, I think we're gonna because we I'm seeing exciting guests who I haven't seen and why I'm coming up They're popping it and I I want to do a little serious Gift for you for you And it's you well if you give her a gift, it's it's yours too. I know but it's part of a program that is

Really, um called the bonobo way female empowerment outreach project. Yay. I love that title Yeah, it's a long title and the short title is the mal project And mal usually means bad Oh, yes, you want some too, don't you?

He's like gift. Yeah, come on up here. This is zen. Do I need to get all religions represented here Do I need to get the envelope? Yes the envelope, please. I will be right back The envelope is in a safe under 30 second flow with security guards. Well, we're going to get that envelope and What is that? I smell burning. That wouldn't be the envelope. Would it be?

Uh, you never know around here. Like I said, there's there's been some crazy overturning of of the situation and yet we are In a celebration of new times and and and a new year And and yet we want to celebrate the old old friends not well and and a new spirit

You're doing new things. You're doing your sex surrogate series with adam and eve And you are sex surrogates and that is a beautiful thing that you provide for people and jesus loves the sex workers Can I hear an amen? Amen Can I hear an A women?

All right, and you you guys, you know, you're so body mind and soul. I really appreciate that about you You know, you don't you don't just go for one and you don't you bring them together. Yeah. Thank you for noticing One of the things that we learned was that the best way to educate people is by modeling Good game, you know, so we really try to keep our relationship as the pinnacle

Of an example What we would like other people to be able to experience. Yeah, I'm glad I don't do that with max because it would be impossible I'm sad that you might not But I mean that's kind of pressure isn't it and pressure is the enemy of pleasure

But maybe it keeps you going too. Like if you do everybody has Conflict and do you ever think you know, we got to resolve this conflict because we've got a model for people No, I don't feel pressure. I feel purpose Oh, it's another p. Yeah, does it have to do with the pee pee? But it's a good pee pee. Yeah

Purpose yeah, well, it does it does help to have purpose I think when you want to be united and when you do have those times of conflict, which we all do You know to have a united purpose helps you through that I I I guess that's what captain max and I have too

And and that is what draws people together because nowadays the old ways of being forced to stay married Don't work anymore. We don't feel that whatever is up in the sky, whether it's a guy or a gal or a you know transsexual or Zen dog, you know, whatever it is

Doesn't really necessarily need us to stay married our whole life in order for us to be considered good heaven worthy people So, you know to stay married you've got to have Yeah

You know, we have this wide open relationship though wide open. I know wide open. So I mean I think I got into the wide open part You have at times but It's important to us to maintain that so that our relationship continues

I know what you we don't want to put those boundaries on it that you know people find Become obstacles restrictive restrictive. Yeah and obstacles towards continuing their relationship I remember my daughter once told me if my husband never cheats on me. I'm leaving Really? Yeah, she did and I was like number one. I didn't raise you to be like that

So why would you come out and say that and because she's she really didn't want to be married, right? I guess because inevitably there's going to be if you set up a condition like that inevitably you're going to find Rears it's ugly head, right?

That's the real art. Zen let her just say Rear. Isn't that the green monster? And he went doggy style. Yeah, that's me All right. So the envelope, please max And I am going to read the statement of the benefactor. You want to do that first? Uh, you know I'll give you the envelope. I'm gonna hold the envelope because you hold the envelope the envelope is valuable and

You know on on Hanukkah, we give guilt And I I mean we also give how many days of guilt. Yeah a lot of guilt. How many days though guilt all your guilt only Some of you who are out there already know about the bonobo way, uh female empowerment outreach program

But just in case you don't know it is, uh made possible by, uh, Mal Malcolm Jones who is a investor philanthropist environmentalist feminist and A bonobo way reader when she

He gave Christmas presents to all of his relatives and friends of the bonobo way And he gave us a present Uh to give to women Because he likes women. Can you blame him? No, I can't exactly we have a lot

He wrote in his letter I am seeking to be useful in the world I hope to encourage responsible behavior regarding the future of humankind Currently, I think that one good way to do this is to empower women

The bottom line as I see it is that having survived millennia of male domination of our species It's women's turn to take over the world He supports the bonobo way and of course bonobos are notoriously female empowered the females Kind of um rule bonoboville. In fact the older females do it's milfs that rule bonoboville

And uh And they kind of do it gently but firmly Which keeps the males gentle. What are you going to do with the yet firms? Exactly You got the line. That's very good. And yes, the males are very happy

The males actually live longer than common chimps and they stay younger they they have this Joie de vivre whereas common chimps turn into grumpy old apes by the time they're like 14 years old So the bonobos show us the way, you know If you know you give the the ladies a little bit of power

And in our society, which is kind of materialistic. What can we say power often comes from material things So to you from mal and from the bonobo way Oh, how lovely And the thank you bonobo the bonobo way female empowerment

And that is for you Alexandra silk aka silky and open it up, you know, we like to see it it matches the season You know, what is the color of the season a little bit of Yay

Should explain Susan that he has donated or gifted Dozens and dozens of donations or something to do with gift because it's a gift or An investment it's an investment in female power And you know the males love it right

I'm firm about that. Yes Pussy power. Yeah. All right. So can we have a hand for Alexandra certainly has shown the world the power of female sexuality In many ways from playboy tv to adam and eve to this bed

And many many places in between Okay Hey the women the women of sex were the boots on the ground that changed the world And it continues to change the world

Because if it wasn't for you guys who would brave enough to break away And show us guys what a pussy looks like We'd be really fucked up. Where would we be? We would be walking in circles

Do you want to give that to your manager? No, no, no keeps all the money I've known you for a very long time. Yes, you have. I've known you since I was 20 Now there is one thing there is one thing that mal the Investor in female power would like to hear from you. Which is just I mean, you know, what what is your passion?

I mean, if you were going to use this as like a seed money piece to create something What would it be? Very good question I would have to go out and buy a new dildo. All right I'm sure

Yeah, we could share Absolutely and and I'll share it with you too. Oh, well sharing is uh caring and and also part of the bonobo way And do you know what? I think that is our future is there is to be a future is that we must share With our enemies. We must share resources. We must share love

And we must stop sharing bombs really and share eye contact. Yeah. Oh, you know, there's a lot we can learn from our enemies About ourselves always you always can you know, and I think that's an important point to remember is that You learn about yourself by people out there who are in conflict with you and give an example Well, I don't want to get political

But you know isis is us. Yeah. Yeah in many ways Like we need to look deep within ourselves and to our culture And define what it is exactly That they object to

And what part of that what they're reacting to what part of that do we own and what part are we responsible for And what part can we change? You bet and that is the bonobo way. Yeah, just don't hate and love instead And that's what you've always represented my beautiful. I love to love. I love to love

When did you discover that did you always love to love or did you need to learn that? That's a good question. I fell in love. You fell in love. Yeah, and then I learned to love Yeah, but you loved before it. I was in love You did you did

Falling in love Your soul is like you It's really nice. Thank you. Nice energy. Thank you for being pretty Susan, you know what?

You know, we've been going to school up in san francisco, right? Uh, yeah. Oh, yeah the school where I got one of my degrees Institute for the advanced study of human sexuality exactly. Yeah, so we're set to graduate with dr. Ted Ted mackleby February

Yeah So we have a big party we want to invite everybody. Oh, okay. We might actually be going up there soon I might be giving a bonobo way lecture up in berkeley. So anyway, we'll try to coordinate We'll have an orgy. Oh, absolutely. Yeah

That's how our Polytheistic forebears would always celebrate the sex misseason and wine at least a three way No, whining is something we do on hanukkah Where my presence I wine every day. I think a little bit a little bit

But you're supposed to be in trouble It gives us an excuse to punish you Oh, I'm not like that. I'm uh, I can take you You're okay. I'm a lover more than a

I just bitch Yeah I don't know if Jesus loved the bitches, but he definitely loved the hose Uh and um and probably the sex therapist may he he was probably a bit of a sex therapist himself

And so I want to introduce your friend here who's also speaking of On the dr. Susan block show that hasn't been here since like 2011 dr. Don Michael we're calling her come on up here. Double d double d

The double g On michael don where should we sit her? Oh, we got the dog in the day. I'll get here. Come on over here And uh, yeah, come on sit sit here Sit your butt down

Okay, well my my pleasure By then go up with the pretty girl everybody has to kiss the mistletoe santa You done Well, she did she kind of kissed my headset, but yeah

Yeah So you look great. How you doing? She does look great. I'm doing well talking to the microphone. Oh, I'm doing well It's a big microphone I'm doing really well now. I have this big microphone in my face. Oh, sorry. What were you saying?

Well, you got you are the sexy sex therapist. Yeah And I brought my uh, my favorite toy with me to share with everyone Really, so I mean is this your toy that you're going to share like well I'm not actually going to show it on myself. But if someone wants to use it later, they can

Okay, so this is a lilo Is it rechargeable? I actually charge it today on my computer Oh, it's one of those lilos

I have this one. I don't have that one exactly. I have a round one. I have a long one. I have a you know Curved one. I mean they make so many. Yeah I'll pass this one around after but the reason I love this and I have a private practice I have women come in and oftentimes

They want to know what it feels like to have oral sex. But unless you're extremely limber, you're not going to be able to do it yourself, right? Okay, and then you have to rely on a man or a woman to do it But this this is the aura So this simulates oral sex

Now how do you spell that a u r a or not when you give or a it's like my jewish name Doesn't simulate your time But I'm sure it's very nice lilo is very nice. Oh, and it's got different speeds and it's got um, it's very cute Here, let me show you the vibration

Wait put it there. You want to put some Let me uh, oh, I like that it moves around you guys. Oh, there we go. There we go. You got the high power What do you think of that? You can put on your nipples too. Oh, it just it feels like a nipple actually It feels like a vibrating nipple

Whoa What you do is if you got this here you got your controls. Where are they? Yep, you put it there and you go to town But but downtown

But the wonderful thing about it is if someone is Maybe feeling like You know a little intimidated by having someone do it to them first They can try this out themselves. So they're comfortable with their own body

And then they can show that to their partner so that they know what it feels like All right, right Can guys use that too? I mean have why not anybody tried it? Sure. I'm just wondering I'm like

Where would you like to use it? Well, I don't know. You probably put that on on the tip of your penis or the tip Or the base. Yeah, wherever you like Or even or even uh the forbidden anal area Oh, why not? Oh, look at that tongue going around. It's good for anal training. I have not tried that on my ass yet

Right, see Do you want to try and and and dr. Don that's why I'm the creative aspect And dr. Don was just telling me about lilo just came out with a whole line of um star wars Have you seen the star wars?

Okay, they came out with a whole line of star wars products Darth Vader just in time for sexness So I hope to get the line and do a review on it. So maybe we girls can do a star wars review Wait a minute. Darth Vader is making dildos man. Oh, you know it. You know it. See three p.o

Well, I do have in my one of my kings is the devil. That's so he kind of looks a little like Darth Vader Oh Yes So, uh, so yeah, people do like putting, you know characters inside of them. That's been proven. So, uh

Speaking of movies Do you mind if I interrupt for a moment? No, you can't I was going to introduce you have a book coming out But it's okay. We can talk about your movie Let's come back to the the book because this movie was was really spectacular

I just went to the movies today with zen, of course And uh, alex had a um a surrogate client So we all we all have to vacate the premises when she's In session, but we went to go see a movie called spotlight

You heard about spotlight. No Oh man, what an amazing movie the boston globe Does this investigative work into the catholic church and all the abuse that was going on With the little catholic school boys

Speaking of Christmas and the high school that I went to when I was a kid Actually was one of the the places listed were you an altar boy? Uh, yeah I went I went to All boys catholic boarding school from seventh grade

Through senior and high school and Well, let's let's just say mess with you. We can't blame the priests In my case. Oh in your case

Exactly But a great movie, um, you know, I encourage everyone to go see it It talks about the expose that occurred on this huge

Conspiracy really that was contrived by the catholic church to protect its priests Of course I don't want to say more because I don't want to take any of the well We've all read about it in the news, but it it sounds like it's a good film. It was a great film

Yeah, and uh, and you know, we've got a we've got to be able to look critically at our religious organizations At everything they exercise a lot of power both exercise and exercise All kinds of power And uh, and we have to take that power for ourselves. That's part of the nativity scene

Hey, but look the catholics have created a lot of great porn stars True The cues have created a lot of porn It's the itanians are running the whole operation

You know and those other people are keeping count That's true. That's true. You know sex is that kind of friction and sometimes Making things taboo makes them sexy. You know when everything is okay, then you just want to go to sleep. Thank you catholic church Okay, there you go. Should I thank them? Hey, leave the kids alone. Okay. Yeah, please. Thank you

We have a whole bunch of interesting guests out here that I don't want to get up here before the uh, the the break The book the book. Oh, I interrupted you. I wanted to remind you the book. Yeah, okay Do you have your book? My book just went on pre-sale. Okay, so you don't have a copy. I don't have it. Uh, well, what's the name?

My husband won't have sex with me. Oh Poor girl So sorry That is very taboo. You're not her husband, right?

But but it wasn't written about that. Oh, yeah, right. Okay. No, it wasn't I can tell you But I wrote an article four years ago and um to my surprise it was getting 4 000 hits a day over 2 000 comments and from those comments I spent the Next four years doing research and putting the book together with the comments. So it's out on pre-sale right now

And I will get you a copy as soon as it comes out, which is next month awesome and it's being um Published in Singapore from the owners of Simply Sexy, which they did a review on your book And that is your Christmas present or Hanukkah Dr. Dawn knows a lot about the bonobos. She was telling me the double d. We're in Englewood, you know

It helps if your husband won't have sex with you. The bonobos have some ideas Make it happen. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Definitely. So, uh, it's a great title. My husband won't have sex with me But I don't know you don't want to you might want to read it in in a book flap thing No, no, I'd rather come and when I have it to have it out. So I yeah, but um, hopefully it'll be a big success

You know, it's it's the the kind of conventional wisdom is that men always want to have the sex and women say no But there's a lot of situations in which the opposite is true for Multitudes of reasons that I'm sure in your book. I am not one of those people. No What man would admit that right? That's why there's such a taboo on it

I think some will and if they are a sports butter, they definitely would like to do that Well, they do admitted in therapy. They admitted in therapy. I've heard about it Yeah, and I love the name of your practice Oh, thank you for bringing that out. I do

What is that it's in Thousand Oaks, which is a little bit conservative We open sexual health and wellness center where we help with both medical problems and psychological issues. All right, so, um My partner is a family practitioner and md. So he does all the uh medical stuff and then I do the psychological or

Tinkering tinkering and and also Sex surrogates. That's so nice. Yeah All right I have two the happy spouse calm and sexual health and wellness center dot com. All right

And so now I would like to invite some of the uh, the little elves that are out there I see one naughty elf that was supposed to be here and is now here better late than never Hey Hey

Her hair is the color of the season here. Come look at that. Oh, we got plenty of room here What a beauty what a beauty here you are I am so sad I fell asleep. Oh I hope you had several orgasms before that

No, oh Well then Shipping. Yeah, it just what can you just yeah, just kind of we're a little swosin here Oh, yeah, we got candy canes in our you know, isn't that what candy canes are for especially if they vibrate

And okay here i'll hold this a moment. How you doing kiki fantastic. Yeah I'm glad your hair matches my outfit Your outfit is beautiful. Thank you. And do you know date and reigns here? I do. Yeah, she's the naughty little naughty little elf

That's high tech Wire Wire And I think this is bringing us to

The noboville communion Which is important to do on the holidays Yes, yes, it is. It is important. And do we have some time? How much time do we have? Yeah 10 minutes? All right. Are we ready for some communion? Yes, little elf. All right, so

So we have a couple of libations. Yeah, would you like a libation? Oh, oh, oh, it sounds good Yes, I mean that's what you do on christmas, right? Of course, you know a little holiday cheer So we have agua cocoa leaf liqueur, which is the correct color. Can you show that that? It would be the green color here. Yes, and we uh made from the cocoa plant

And we have also ron de jeremy rum just in case you'd like ron down your throat Just the tip Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say I've had the ron. I'll try the rum All right, we are jolly jolly. Yo, yo, yo, that's what saturn alia says. So ho, ho, ho

And by the way, I'd like to also introduce our girl photographer here who is uh, of course, ono bow I love it and she's in christmas green. Oh, no Oh, no bow And we've got several boy photographers here including our juxley here right here

Who is also the maker of fabulous whips and floggers and cannabelli products? Much better always every day's a holiday with juxtaposition It's kind of like planes to poker Whose name is just so balletic and uh, the new guy

We have almost more photographers than people on the bed, but you know his name's cavi cavi. Hey, cavi like caviar So, uh, we the salt please yes, um So, uh, I think uh, who should we have who wants to have their bonobo bell communion first you you're my Have to go with green just for the holiday for the holiday

Absolutely. All right, and uh, would you like to be an altar or a a liquor? Oh, oh, oh Oh Both would be ideal But it would be nice if you were an altar first and that way you could show your tits

I liquor I would I would like to Yeah, I should be nice to my guests. All right. Thank you. Okay. I guess liquor up front poker in the rear. Maybe I'm not sure There you go. That was that was sounded like hold them texas You could lick me. Yes. You get to pick. Yes. Here we go. You can lick mama santa here. Whoops. Hold this please

Yes, thank you Oh She licks like an angel and now here's the salt which is the body Of the christmas spirit. Here. Hold this down. Yeah, and lick lick lick

Very it's sugar. That's sweet and here you go. Oh Okay, you want to pour it down your throat. Yeah, can you do that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah That means you have to get down here like a good girl down down down Oh, yes, indeed

And lean back back back lean into dr. Susie's lap lean into my lap my dear Yes, whoa, right by the baby jesus with the dreidel in his butt. Yeah Yeah, I said the dreidel in his butt. Didn't I mean to say that? You did

Oh, whoa Such a sexy girl Whoa, and now you got it all over yourself And let's hear it for the lovely the amazing

guest of honor silky alexander silky Oh, that was yummy yummy. Sorry. I spilled it on your makeup and your boobs. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa So My my my guest dr. Dawn. I should invite you to take bonobo communion. Or is that like against your wellness?

Well, I don't know if I can Talk on talk. Oh, I don't know if I can take it down the throat like alex. Okay. You don't have to do that But it's run Jeremy try I think you could half. Yeah, okay, and who's who's tell some of your history a little nicer

I won't pull it. I won't pour it as far and who whom would you like to be your alter? You have you know, I already served so I think I'm not able to be drafted now I mean, I could be but we have these lovely these lovely and these Super lovely

Or of course, Luke is there with whatever he's available All right, alex, let's get yours Open up Here she goes silky former bailiff on playboy tv

Judge julie Yeah, judge julie. I'm gonna say judy Sticky already. Sorry about that. I'll take accountability. Okay. I will get this All right

Okay, so now we take the lick this is the new age of therapy Yeah, yeah Yeah, okay, and uh microphone here, yes And the alcohol this is oh, I thought you wanted ron. I put you a little bit of ron down your throat

Yeah, you've never had and we all have yeah, we've all had ron one or another god ron can be a lot now I will not get it in your hair or your eye. I promise Good aim now. Uh, whoa, very good. Let's hear it for dr. Dawn Don't worry, I'm driving

And Oh I should offer you one of these alters For your I mean you're already ready to be an altar

But would you like to be a recipient of a communion? Would you like to take communion? Off of Eenie meenie minie mo pick up a noble by the toe I mean you could take it off of the camera man here jock

Those boobs are already available how about those Even I'm so excited Okay

And what would you like to drink ron? I will take ron or agua coca leaf liquor and let her have a microphone, please She just gave back I like how she Emoted that yeah

take a look Like something different maybe some aga leaf Is that too big? You can swallow. I've worked. I've had sex with you take a look 10 years ago. Come on now. I know what you can swallow Yeah

Surprise but she's only 26 Okay That's good. I am I'm only 15 very sensual 25. I mean Oh, yeah

Got three minutes dr. Susie. Yes indeed. Actually two minutes. All right. We're gonna we're gonna do those with now lick the salt Lick up the salt salt here salt I know it's distracting. Very nice. Yes, and and it's it's a communion. It's we all lose our way complete communion And now the drink

All right, let's hear it for kiki dare Whoo And before we go away, I just want to bring somebody up on the stage who hasn't been In bonoboville for a while and we're so happy to see her

Maya Come on up here. That's kind of what? Merry Christmas. Oh, look at me. Maya. Sexy. Let's put that in the heels of history Ever Sweater off with her now. You're so I'll take your sweater off. Oh don't drop the mic

Oh Yeah, she's so cute Your snack pack size Absolutely poor dr. Susie's like I love being tiny that way you don't pick me up. I feel large for me around

You're a spinner. How you doing? I'm a what a spinner. You're the same as me. We're like five feet dr. Susie's spinner too Oh, yeah, we're all spinners sounds like some religious way like a hundred pounds And we're about five one or five two means that a guy can spin us around right? We're real good for porn. Yeah I thought it was like a whirling dervish at first, you know

So how you doing Maya? Good Merry Christmas. I think we don't have time to do bonoboville communion yet It's always time later. Yeah, there is time later. You're out of time. So we're out of time now So we're gonna be right back with all these fabulous people for xmas sexmas

Solstice and Saturnalia in bonoboville. So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back Hi, I'm dr. Susan block and I've just written a new book called the bonobo way Inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes You know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face

But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war really They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other They practice what I call peace through pleasure With the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males

Bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very very close to us Almost 99 percent genetically similar to us when it comes to being human Even being humane Bonobos can teach us so much

Which brings me to us and more specifically to you Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain, you know the pain

And have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that greater lust Greater trust and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days So get the book learn the bonobo way You'll be glad you did then you'll want to join bonobo vill a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends

And one last thing the real bonobos are highly endangered So a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups Working to save the wild bonobos from extinction Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important

Ecossexual movement of our times And improve your love life We are going to have a Sybian ride for massive

So you've never been on a Sybian before no, I've never been on one before. Okay Now you are ready to ascend the throne Mr. Tracy you are going to ride

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Got the simian you don't need the husband Hey darling girl, I love you. I love you. That's my girl You're listening to the radio suzi one on the worldwide web and now here she is dr. Susan block Welcome back

We are celebrating the holy holiday in the holly days Of x-mas x-mas solstice in saturnalia And of course, yes on saturnalia. They would wear hats, you know with peaked um

Tops this was a very popular thing the hat with the peaked top is a sign of freedom actually It's it's something the slaves would wear so we are free at least this week Yes, yes, and I have some christmas elves here saturnalia free women here bonobos and

This is of course, alexandra silk and kiki dare And dr. Don michael and by the way alexandra silk we have a fan out there His name is panty boy who just loves you has loved you for many many years And it's his birthday. So wish him a happy birthday. Happy birthday

to you Happy happy birthday To panty boy Yeah

And many more and let me check out these panties right here on date and reigns Panty boy would just love these panties. All right. We got a good view and now get panty boy There. Whoa, those are Christmas. Happy birthday Happy happy birthday

What a present happy birthday. Yeah Yeah Whoo, yes, and panty and panty boy. I'm gonna sniff them later And are you wearing panties or are you going commando?

Commando Well, you know panty boy likes that too. Oh These are like half panties they're like panties in the front and poker in the rear. I'm not poker in the rear. Yeah And I've just got the tool for it. Yay. Am I gonna get a canning?

Yeah It's almost like hanging but it's caning. It's the same thing All right, so uh, so we are gathered here to celebrate the season

And also your new series with showtime a new a new show that maybe lucan talk about where I have the flyer Oh, you do. I can't believe you have my poster. Well, no, this is a different one, but you have so many projects that are so cool Thank you for sharing It's my series called sex at cross america

and and it's uh, it we we travel around america and We've been to 12 different states so far having sex. Yes, you know taking in the local flavor How do you have sex with us? Yeah, yeah, well, you're coming on my next trip. Yay. Yeah, please will you come? Yes, will you come?

One finger Oh Me oh you didn't right no one and no one did any off of me, but I will do it off everybody like oh, okay You could do it off of everybody

All the ladies or wait, let's see I'm gonna do it ladies and you know any man and the ones to come up and take some No, but you know the guys are not always as brave as the women, but we're opening it up to the I'm offering All three

Okay, come on. Yay He takes it for the team. Yeah That's awesome. Awesome player team player. Okay, but but you can't let your back to the other photographers face the camera Let me show you how to be a show person

It's the camera All right, be good and uh, what do you want to drink? Whatever you give me. Oh, okay Well, let's see

I love that date and you're so easy going We're gonna Oh, I know you like agua and it is green I do like agua. I love ron. You know, I love you ron, but I've had a little bit of much of you late

Your shirt fell up her shirt fell up. That's nice I'm gonna take my Yes Take your top off

Unwrap yourself as a gift to bonoboville. There she is date and rain Don't you want that in you? We got a six pack going. Okay now go for his stocking stuffer right now. There we go. Here he goes All right

Oh Oh turn him on date and turn him on instead of his penis You know play a little bit What a great guy

He's so nice Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He's twisted. Thanks. He's twisted. Oh, now. This is what happens when men try to dress themselves now They're all I know what I'm up to

He is all right Yeah, oh Where did the baby jesus go? Oh Nass mayhem

All right. Okay. Okay. Here we go This is a man here. We're going to be revealing his groin Do you want to rock out with your cock out? Don't let us interfere, you know

I don't care. Oh, he doesn't care. Okay You don't want to I You know whatever

She licked the tip of the christmas tree Put some salt on it. I can't hear you when you're not talking on a microphone Why to cock in my mouth? How could I talk? That's true. All right. Oh, we salt it now Well, no, what are you salting his dick? Oh, how?

Oh, really? That's what you do What a good girl what a good girl. All right children now Wow

She took it all a little drop it. It looks like Beautiful let's hear it for date and rain Thank you that was fun. Yeah yummy. Oh and now I get to Maybe have christmas panties. See this is the Montessori method of teaching sex

I know No salt on there though. That's no it doesn't need salt It's already kind of salty All right, I stand in solidarity with my university even though. I don't know. It's been a little strange lately

Now we did I did I did do a an article with uh alternate about uh pussy sounds, but i'm not going to make any I might be able to for I have something green You know what I did not take communion. I know I did not do that So I would like to do that dealer's choice off of all the ladies

Including maya Yay, maya Get over here. Yeah, where have you been? What are you up to? She's so little. She needs to get into a corner anywhere. Here here come next to me. She should bend over

Okay Okay, so what would you like a little of something, you know, in a yeah We've all had a lot of wrong. We love you ron, but you've been a big part of our mouth lately So we're just gonna put you aside

And here she is. Oh she's in the christmas spirit. She's so christmassy And yes her beautiful titties are just sticking out like the top of a christmas tree Red and green we've got red And green and they taste as good as ever. Maybe better

Great nipples yummy yummy Oh Oh, it's gonna take one of each of my guests Merry Christmas

Oh, yes There's so many titties so many I'm ready to have one of them like squirt milk at me Oh, there's a lady that does this I I

I saw this lady today. I heard about your d double d's Can I have a can I see your real double d's? I fake double d's Minor triple g d. I know but I don't like to see a couple of d's They're beautiful

Let's see yours get yours out. We just did look at that Oh Oh, there's cleavage. Yeah I'll take some cleavage. I'll take what I got. I saw an areola nipple

freedom nipple life is good I see areola Yeah And oh, I didn't get yours

That was not the sound of my pussy by the way That was the sound of me sucking date and reigns nipple Although it does sound a little bit like that sounds pretty nice I like it. Oh, I like everything pretty much except anal

So I'll bring someone home for that all right sure It is Christmas. It is Christmas and a merry merry sexmas christmas

solstice Saturnalia yo, yo, yo and a ho ho ho Who you calling a ho me well actually don't aren't you doing that showtime series on like a history of hoes or something Or history of the most popular porn stars of all time or

What is that? Oh, yeah, you forgot about that. Oh oops. I pooped Where's your guy top 100 uh porn stars Oh, he's with the puppy. Maybe he remembers who the all the porn stars are there. Can you get on a microphone? Well, there's 31 of them. Oh, there's a lot of us. Yeah

We're working on and give me a few of them like who betty page Ron Jeremy, of course Ron Jeremy is one of them John Leslie. Okay here. Why don't you sit here Annette Haven?

Oh Jenna Jameson, of course. She's so fabulous, right? Who else Georgina spelled what about Nina Hartley? Yeah, or she's not quite old enough or something She did not make this list Annie Sprinkle, I don't know

How could Nina not make the least and Lexington steel? Oh I've never done and I are seen but I love wait a minute. Maybe I'm wrong. Did Nina make the list? Okay. Yeah, she did make To find out a few newer girls as well. Okay. Would you like to do Bonoboville community? Sure. Yeah, and um

You have your choice of niddies here presenting. I think I take my bow off my you know, I'm not sexist Kiki, I'm sorry. I'm a little jump already. Oh, okay. Oh, well, that's all right. Are you over 21? She's a little offended that you haven't chosen her. Can you take take no you? I'm not offended I'm not that self-absorbed

Okay, she is going to do you as well. Yay. How about off time? All right And so here we go. Did you want to take Ron down your throat or are you more lesbian than that? Aqua Aqua, right? She's a little bit into girls. That's what you're called for time. Wow, Ron. Okay next Okay, here we go. Hey Ron, sorry. This is our girl Maya

And uh, oh, I like her. We're very excited because Maya is going to be a therapist with the institute Again, she has been before and uh, and of course Dayton is a therapist with the institute and A little shout out to chelsea demoiselle out there who is also a therapist and we have a lot of therapists out there But we know chelsea is in the field

Very nice. We do we do You know, we kind of we do it a little different But you know, we we're all in that sexual healing department in one way or another Yeah, you it's that's gratification for me. Yeah, personally like after being in porn for so long

Yeah, it's rewarding. I feel better doing that helping people. Yeah than doing Any other job? Wow, it's one orgasm at a time though, right? And it's nice All right, did you did you wet the altar now you wet the altar here? Let's take this away. So it's not in your way and uh now Maya beautiful

Little sweet Maya is taking a nice She is pretty sensual. I'm gonna say very very sensual. She is she always has been and if anything Oh, we're gonna have fun on webcam therapy a little more. Yeah Don't forget to call us 310-568-0066

Okay, I'm just gonna take this off because it's sort of me first. I'm on the meat. I'm like larry david I'm on the meat first. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah And here she goes. Oh, she is one therapist after another Celebrating x-mas x-mas solstice and saturn alia in bonoboville

Back sighs she has such a beautiful robot now. I'm gonna pour it down your throat. Is that okay? So you can lean on me take it right in between my breasts and I'll pour it down your throat Lean on her you can take it and she will I know you Because we don't want to obscure the view and don't and what a view that is take it all take it all take it

Oh Whoa Cheers, thank you Whoa, is that saunthe boner? That was delicious lachayam

Sweet and salty and merry christmas Absolutely Am I okay down here? Yeah, you're okay down there. I mean, you know you and I are about the same size

My boobs just look her boobs are you know, that's so it gets twice as big as your whole body, but The rest of you without heels are the same size. Yeah. Yeah We got some we got all sizes. I can't help it. Sorry about big big The manger has gotten very disturbed. I see but you know, that's what happened. Oh

Oh, no the candy cane. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, uh, I think we're running into You know the wind up here captain max What's going on? Merry christmas sexmas

Solstice and saturn alia to the okay. Here's the button Well, what's going on? Yo, yo, yo ho ho ho What's going on? Well, you know, uh, we're taking in immigrants from uh, Facebook and the other fascist states

into bonoboville and There's a trick of them, but uh They're coming Yes, indeed. Yeah, and uh, you know, it's going to be a new year. It's been a great year of the bonobo

2015 and thank you so much serena and erlini on editor of uh eco sexuality For inviting us to uh to write the forward to eco sexuality and joining us in declaring It the year of the bonobo

Hey And we're going to be seeing serena in a little while in a few weeks in pretorico to uh, you know Oh my gosh. I know the jenna showing it's right in my That's so cool. Yeah

It's the world room. I love it. Wow. Wow Oh, yeah, baby some sexy photography and uh, and you have a new toy line. Do you want to tell us about them? That's actually htm um

Speaking of pussies, it's your pussy, right? Sorry, and I didn't mean to fucking up That was very funny. She's okay. She's having a good time. Just watch for kiki's plastic pussy. It's coming any day Okay, do you have a doll?

All right I have a doll. Okay Promoted well, who cares? But you can get buy a doll of me and it's a down and dirty dating reigns love doll or the dating reigns cocksucker

And kiki dare probably did the same process. I did where she got her pussy molded now guys Just there you go this ugly blow-up thing like some kind of weird thing of you. What else can we stuff in our stocking? dildos Maybe something from juxtly products

What do we got? Spanking my favorite. It's a sort of a can we give him a microphone? Can somebody just say Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah Happy Hanukkah. Merry Christmas. Uh, and yes, we we if we want whips and chains and uh, well not chains, but

Vloggers like this Well those those uh, you could go to juxtlyder.com or you can go to uh store dot kink.com where uh, most of my stuff is sold. All right Jux makes pretty stuff pretty stuff

Also purple healing medication nasty stuff. Yeah Naughty stuff All right, so I think we're gonna wind up the um, you know the festivities because it's that time so uh, yeah, uh, anybody else need to promote a website or

Something an object a toy I will promote myself and dr. Suzy and the institute and oh no and maya and you can call us any time 3 1 0 And chelsea and chelsea 3 1 0 5 6 8 0 0 6 6 We're here for you webcam texting sexting to make you feel better

Yeah, or or if you want to feel worse, we'll do that too. I'm not a worse person Sometimes that is what you need. You need a little whack whack. You know, you need a therapist to To kind of give you a kick in the pants or No pants maybe or you know

And don't forget to no pain no gain. Wait a second. What do we got here? Oh some good small penis humiliation. Oh, I have condom good small penis humiliation. Good small. Now. Do you do that? Really wow, I don't do the humiliation. Maybe I should turn this around out to the humiliating

I just diagnosed you are not an issue and if that's what they enjoy then I refer to people who can Small penis humiliation, you know, I have there's many reasons that people like humiliation or public disgrace or private disgrace or

or being laughed at And I kind of think speaking of zen the buddha dog who is here that one reason is because in a way humiliation

obliterates the ego It takes charge of shaming you so that you don't shame yourself And you can enjoy yourself And very often that's why it works and a lot of people don't understand how it works

I'm not going to pretend I totally understand how it works because it kind of can drive you crazy Especially the one you love if that one is into it But um

Yeah, no my my one I love is You're not into humiliation, but it also It also releases dopamine in the brain to humiliate. Absolutely. It kind of creates A little bit of nervousness in their stomach and then it releases that dopamine, which is a little bit of a high

And so the humiliation Um, especially if it starts out where you don't really know that that's what it is And maybe somebody's laughing at you and then it equates with Arousal then

That continues on and you get kind of a little bit of a dopamine high every time someone's laughing or staring at you And like you said dr. Susie, it does take away from the shame your own shame. Absolutely And it so you don't beat yourself up have somebody else kind of and the anxiety and their performance issues when you can laugh at yourself I think it's great seasons beatings. Yeah, and you know, this is a cut, you know humiliation in a way is

Like a mental spanking, right? It's seasons beating Yeah, what was that? What was it? I said I miss my birthday spanking your books. Thank you. Oh birthday. Oh you get both. That's right Hey, Maya's like the baby jesus. She has a birthday

Oh, I think you got to get over all of our happy birthday. Oh, can I take your pants off please? Yeah, definitely definitely Come on. It'll be fun. I promise Yeah, you got to get a spanking and with a book and with a hand and with everything by all the ladies And uh, and here we go. I knew we'd go into overtime for a good reason

Oh Maya why do you have so many clothes on you can't even see your vagina. You have shorts and other shorts. Oh my gosh Look at that little bud these cute panties here. Oh my gosh She is in the christmas spirit with definitely

She is okay. She has to wear something on her head though Oh, here. I go all on my rhinestone hat there. Okay. That's a sock Yeah, all datan gave you her hat and it's so beautiful. You are Don't be scared

and three Look at camera. Read it or get spanked by it. The bonobo way And we're like Yeah, come on up here. Oh, no, I was letting Maya have her spotlight. I have had the spotlight for weeks now

It's her turn. She's new the background of the spotlight. Yeah, she's I was trying to I always have my boobs out and get trouble on facebook Maya's Maya's butt is gonna be as red as her panties My hair now tinsel. Oh She stays around for weeks

Yeah, now we're talking Happy happy birthday Happy birthday baby jesus Happy happy birthday to my look at it's gonna is red as happy birthday to Maya. She is not a cry

She likes to get her ass spanked by dr. Susie And it's not even Hanukkah Can I give you a good one just one good wax? I promise it'll be nice one for good luck. She won't do it hard I won't I'm not a ruffy. I'm gonna pull this down just a little bit like that

No hurt did it hurt? No, I loved it To even her up a little bit here. Yeah, it's all about how you cup it, right? Made a good It's all about noise not about going high right now. Yeah. All right, dr. Susie. All right, let's hear it for Maya

Yay Sex miss elf par extra launch That's so pretty All right, so I think we're just about done. Does anybody else want to promote anything before we go?

Oh, don't forget to visit alexandrosilk.com And that's alexander Fallen angel and I told luke. He should send me some stuff and we'll put it up In bonoboville and all over the place

Yeah, because we're just we we just surpass vivid radio So and they they they've got 16 hosts. I've got one thin little Jewish chick We're still outdoor And we're on playboy's tale

Dr. Susie rocks Give it up for dr. Susie. Come on. Give it up for Cheers Happy Christmas and a happy new year to you. Absolutely

I have one thing to say one thing one thing. It's really important to me one thing. I won't talk too much I got nominated fan favorite mil for the year. Please vote for me at avn.com Also kiki Was nominated. We're both we're in competition, but we're still fine. Okay. We're still fine

She was nominated as well So if you'd like to vote for her you can vote for her at the same place avn.com We're fan favorite mil for the year fan favorite. Can you vote twice? Yes with a different email? I tried to vote for myself a whole bunch because I got more than one email. So vote for both of them, you know, yeah, absolutely

Congratulations It's great to be nominated and that's a beautiful thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely We are so proud and happy to have all these wonderful Major women in the bed tonight and that one guy. Yeah

Do we love him? He's man Him and ono are not wearing any underwear Huh, he's not wearing underwear. Okay. Please. This is the underwear checker. She goes around and checks

Are you commando? Oh, no, sorry my underwear. All right. So, uh, yeah So max. Yes, would you like to so? Yeah, of course Drop books not bombs. How about that drop? Yeah, and understand understand that the world is bloody We're killing each other

We go about shopping. We do all the things we do But there's a death everywhere around the world And we have to stop the people to create that and that's the armament gun companies The death dealers

Martin Lockheed Olivia Do you know that the united states is out of bombs because we dropped them all in the fucking desert? Yeah And everybody's really excited now. Oh, we're gonna get many billions of dollars awarded for new bombs because they make new ones

Yeah, that's the thing is take it away from them Have sex sex heals a billion times more than it kills. Thank you max peace And yes indeed as luke said we have to look at our so-called we have to look at our so-called enemies and see

Ourselves like how did we bring this on and that goes for our own personal lives and for the world And yeah, this is a good time to do that You know the holidays time you get time off from work you get to think and people act crazy And you go wait a second

What can I do to be more bonobo? Yeah, yeah to be more bonobo and to try to You know kind of surf these rocky waters with people who are you know drinking too much or uh Emoting too much because the holidays sometimes bring up bad family feelings or bad memories

And uh, and they get in our face and it's tough and that might bring out the worst in us So try at this time And i'm trying To let it bring out the best in you the bonobo in you

You know when they go through rocky times And and you know it's like sometimes we get mad we get so defensive And that goes for us personally as well as us as america, you know get defensive What are you doing? You're you're shooting people and so we have to bomb a gazillion of you if you shoot two of us

Maybe we have to just Get along Old guy rodney king said, you know, why can't we just get along and we can't be an empire We've seen all the empires collapse. They all collapse and christmas is a good time to think about this because much as we might

Have fun with the baby jesus butt plug and we do have a lot of fun with that You know, uh, yeah, and of course the church in many ways has perverted the message That is in this new testament. I You know wasn't brought up with it myself, but I really appreciate the message of peace

And the message of sharing give to caesar. What is caesar's and the message of you know, give it away Share the resources Get together Hang out with sex workers

Yeah sex workers The sex workers are fun. I just would like to tell everybody out there Well, they all like us. Okay a lot privately and

They would have a better relationship if they dated one of us instead of hey, there are hundreds of thousands now A right therapist on webcam from kansas to new york city It's better than working at mcdonald's Yeah

You use the assets that That gave you or you bought and please remember jesus was a jew And also a palestinian

A palestinian both. Yeah, because it was palestine. I guess. Oh, I don't know something like that. Anyway, come on We're all the same species, right? I mean and we're pretty close to the elbows higher species But I mean most of the world Yes

And speaking of bonobos shout out to mal and uh, thank you. Thank you mal and merry christmas and And thank you lola ya bonobo for saving the bonobos and thank you bonobo conservation initiative with our friend Sallie cox, you know, this is a great time the the time of giving to give to Organizations that are helping to save the bonobos from extinction

Because these are our kiss and cousins and if we lose the bonobos We lose a very very precious key To peace and understanding that we can never find again So, you know, save the whales save the cockroaches all, you know

Well, we don't have to save them but save the bonobos, right? The gorillas are important too by the way because they have sex like us The bonobos do very much they look each other in the eye That's right. You were talking about looking in the eye are the only ones

The only animals that look at each other when they have sex with each other All the rest of them do them from Doggy style. Yeah, right. I also have some bad sex What? Let's have some bad sex. Let's have some bad sex. We're about to do that in the after party

Yeah Yeah, but the eyes tell it all don't they that's true. There is so much to learn from bonobos We used to think we were the only ones to have sex face to face But bonobos do it like tantric sex practitioners or like

Two people in love, you know, maybe even more so because we get afraid of looking at each other We got all that shame and hypocrisy and pretense. They don't have that You know, yeah, that's sometimes fun shame and hypocrisy and pretense, right? Sometimes a little spanking So make like bonobos not baboons drop books not bombs drop

bras not bombs make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight It's christmas, right? Even if that someone is you I love you Miss hotel You can talk to us. I'm dr. Susan block your mistress of the airwaves

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