Erotic Insurgent Masquerade

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From Los Angeles, California, from the Schmatte district downtown, where we make brassiers and panties, the weapons of mass discussion, from our house to your house. We're always glad you invited us and downloaded here. And here she is, Dr. Susie Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, witches and bitches,

tramps and vamps, masked men of mystery, and role-played playful ladies of history, Belladonna's and erotic personas. I want to welcome you to the speakeasy scene for a bacchanalian Halloween. As nights grow long from the witches' heads, we penetrate the realm of scary sex. Don't be afraid. Tis the season of masquerade. Brothers and sisters,

can I get an amen? Lovers and sinners, can I get an amen? Yes indeed, all ye witches, ye dark brides and grooms, tis the time to hop on your brooms. Fly past your fears and over the years of oppression, repression, being burned at the stake, stoned by the shake, or drowned in the lake. Time to rise up ye sexual renegades. Join the

erotic insurgent masquerade. Straddle your flying phallic strap-on brooms. Fly your vibrators to the moon. Yes indeed, fly high in the sky to that wild domain where the witches reign. As goddesses and porn stars, dominas and love doctors, time to put on your party mask. As you take off your daily mask, time to reveal what you often conceal. Your erotic

persona, your inner belladonna, your evil twin, the wizard within, your secret identity, your animal entity. Time to awaken, stirred and shaken, your heart beating like a bongo, your blood rushing like the Congo. Maybe you meet someone who looks kind of scary, a pirate, a priest, a fascist. When out of the clear with a flick of the tongue, those shivers of fear

turn to passion and fun. Mixing fear and sex creates special effects. See what turns us on isn't always the nicest. So we're often afraid of just what excites us. Or are we excited by that which we fear? Both, my dear. It's biological, it's neurological, and it can be pathological. So be careful, consensual, fight the hex with safer sex, and don't overdo,

and stir this into your witch's brew. A pinch of fear gets your mojo in gear like heat in your mesquite, but too much fear burns the meat. Stick that in your bag of tricks or a treat. And speaking of treats, we're going to meet some fabulous guests in my bed tonight. Sexy tramps and vamps that just might bite. But if you're watching me on TV and can't join us on Terra

firma, you can still call us with your erotic persona. The scary sex fantasies that sex you on fire, your politically incorrect fetishes, and demonic desires. My number in North America, 1-866-289-7068, toll free, can't beat that rate. Anywhere else sexy or nerdy, call 213-749-1330. Come one, come all, join the erotic insurgent masquerade. Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you

unless you really want me to. Back to my big brass bed here in hell. That's the Speak Easy for our Halloween bacchanalia. And we have some exciting guests joining me in my broadcast bed tonight. And first, let's put our hands together, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners for Playboys Girl Next Door and a whole lot more. Cindy Pucci. You're just dessert for

Halloween, aren't you? That's what you are. Candy. Candy, you sure are Halloween candy. And we're talking about our scary sex fantasies tonight. Do you have a scary sex fantasy? I don't think so. You don't? I don't think so. Nothing that you're excited about but also a little afraid of. No. Well, now I saw a picture of you with a handsome guy with your hands bound up.

Did you just take that picture because it was a pretty picture or because, I mean, it looked kind of scary to me. And it was a photo layout I did with my boyfriend. We called it Rockville Fantasy and I played a groupie because he's a musician. Oh. So, you know, I have to be like, you know, the groupie doesn't have all the power. The groupie is submissive but they do.

Groupies have power. Have you ever been a groupie in real life? No. No? You never sort of fell in love with a rock star? Maybe you were groupie number one. I'm not a groupie. No. Is your boyfriend a rocker though? Yeah. Yeah? Is he here tonight? There he is. Come on, rocker boyfriend. This is Chris. Yeah. Chris Lee. What's up? Oh, you are darling. Yeah. So, where did you find this

piece of Halloween candy? Did you really want to know the truth? Yeah. I've seen it on the internet for like five years but when she got on MySpace last year, I automatically found her on there and we just started talking and here we are. Having lots of sex and doing things that I never thought I'd be doing in my life. Really? Yeah. Now, that sounds like scary sex.

I mean, what kind of things are you doing you never thought you'd be doing? Taking pictures with a girl in front of a carol, my cock hard in her mouth, in her machine as Borat would say, and having some guy go, hold that while you fucking cock his heart and like, you know, you're just staying there going, all right. And he's going, hold on, I got a phone call. All right,

keep going. All right, stick it in there now. And you're like, dude. That sounds scary. Yeah. If anybody thinks it's like, it's fun and games, it's fucking work. The minute your dick is involved, it's work. Sorry, because it's like a contest. Let's see how long you keep it hard with like, nothing to stimulate you while she's doing her makeup. She's there to stimulate you.

Yeah, but like, if the photographer stops and she goes to her makeup, I can't fix my makeup. I stay up my dick hanging out like, all right, what are we doing now? Hey, check me out, dude. So what do you do? What's your secret? How do you stay hard? What do you think about? Licking her pussy? You do? Oh, that's so sweet. You're talking about licking her pussy.

And putting my mouth all over her? That's such a sweet thing to think about. And you don't even have to have a hard dick to do that. No, but it usually gets hard when I'm doing that. But you have to have a talented tongue. He gets cunning linguists, aren't you? Oh, fuck yes, I am.

Can I see some of your talent? Can you show that off? That's for the website. You gotta go to the website to see that. That's for the website that doesn't even require a hard-on. It doesn't require much. It's just a little kiss. You can probably better kiss.

That's a nice kiss. That's about it. And then a little more kiss. That. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at those beauties. Yes, that's very nice. Oh, happy Halloween candy. Now that I'm getting your fucking lipstick in my hair.

That's doing very well. Every day she's like, it's every day's Halloween. For me? Do the two boobs have different personalities? Uh, no, they have one brain. They have one directive, which is to feed me. Well, one of them is getting hard. I wonder if the other one is, too.

I'm sure it's hard. Well, you know, it's got to catch up because you've sucked on this one. This one hasn't had attention. Ah, yes. How about that?

Yes, very nice. This one does need more attention than this one. This one's a little different. For all you perverts out there. Yeah, we're all perverts out there.

And we appreciate your exhibitionist perversion, such as it is. Come on over here, nurse. You can just move right over here and make way for the nurse and just cuddle up to each other. I just had your aphrodisiac.

Did you like that? Did you like an aphrodisiac? We have Chinese aphrodisiacs. I don't know if I like them.

No, they're not supposed to really taste good. They're herbs. They are effective. You're waiting second, darling.

Let me just decide. And you come right back here. Come right back here. This is Morgan Ray.

Morgan Ray. Here, Mistress Genevieve, you can distribute the Chinese aphrodisiacs. Ass balls. Ass balls.

Ass balls. And take it out of the wrapper because I ate the whole damn thing. Wrong. She was helping me out here. It's already in me.

Ah, ah, ah, ah. She was eating the wax. I was eating the wax. Okay, so, Morgan.

Yes, ma'am. Yes. Where's your hat? Oh, I lost my hat right there.

This is my mofo hat. Yeah, keep that hat, but you could lose the bra. Well, you know I love to get naked. And you could lose the skirt.

See, see, that's an abler. I am. It's true. Ah!

Ah! I made a pleasure. There you go. And I'm sorry I probably got the worst.

Now, tonight. Oh my goodness. Look at that. I ate ass.

Asshole. That's what I ate. You ate asshole. Is that Chinese aphrodisiac in your mouth?

Yes it is. It's assball in my mouth. Would you like a little agaveiro to wash it down? Yes.

Those dildos are XTC glass. XTC. They're not pyrexium. XTC.

They work. I think you got to wash that down. It's all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was like assball. So, Morgan, you used to be a psychologist. Yes, I used to be a therapist in Atlanta, Georgia. And you were a psychology major.

Your master's is in psychology. And you were a crisis counselor. You look like you're still a crisis counselor. Yes.

But we're talking about more of a climax maybe than a crisis. Yes. If you cannot get a heart on, I'm here for you. With an injection.

That's the old fashioned way. Yes. Well, because, you know, maybe you can't get it up. So, we need a shot to help you.

Then the good old fashioned mouth. Oh, the good old fashioned mouth. Now, this is your erotic persona. That is the name tonight.

The nurse. That is your erotic persona. So, are you talking about one of these nurturing nurses or a sadistic nurse?

Oh, I'm going to torture you. Okay, that's scary. I'm naughty. Thank you.

You're a little scary. Yeah, I can be. Yeah, you can. Is my hat messed up?

She wants to fix my hat. Fix my hat. Please! This is going to drive me bonkers.

Oh, it's on backwards. Hello. How come nobody showed me? Help me out.

Thank you. Oh, I got to do the nun. Bat. It just fell off.

Well, there you go. When you get a woman of the cloth to fix your hat is... Hallelujah. It's a flying nun.

Like from Gidget, the show Gidget. There you go. That's very cute. Okay.

So, now you like to torture people. Yes, yes. When I reach Climax, I get you in my Aethon grip. So, um...

You're running your lap. It's going to bite. Grab your crazy old hat. And, uh, it's okay.

We don't have to wear this now. So, what made you go from being a clinical therapist to being a porn star? Well, um, my husband and I are in the lifestyle.

We're swingers. And I love sex so much. And I wanted to move out to LA. And the only way to move out to LA and afford to live would be,

I guess, doing adult entertainment. And I came out here in July. We were still living in Atlanta. And I wanted to see if I wanted to do this.

You're at Georgia Peach. Yes, I'm at Georgia Peach. Well, none of that. I grew up in Florida.

That's well. Let's hear it for Georgia Peaches. Can we see your peaches? I'm sorry.

My peach is bald. There's no hair to it. Yeah, that's all right. So, I came out in July and worked with Naughty America,

Pink Visual, Jim Powers, all that. To see if I really wanted to do it, uproot and come out here, the family. I loved it.

I mean, loving sex, yes. But, you know, being on film, it's hard work. Being on the set is hard work. Yes, is it scary?

No, high energy. Not scary for me. I found out, you know, I'm very energetic scene. I'm hyper.

I forgot to take my red line like 30 years ago. I just loved it, fell in love with the camera. And I'm sorry I'm spilling this on you. So needless to say, I came back from July.

They just rubbed that agaveiro right into your skin. And people will lick you. Yeah. So I came back from July and I said,

honey, we have to move out to California. I love it. I love the food. The only thing I eat is a come crown and coffee.

Come crown coffee. So we moved out here six weeks ago. And I just kind of began my adult, you know, entertainment career.

And I've done 20 scenes. And here we go. Fantastic. And do you have a fantasy that you have yet to live out?

Fire. I would love to have like fire close to me and have oral sex. Well, that sounds like something scary. Scary.

Scary. Yeah. That's kind of scary. It could burn you up, girl.

Yeah, yeah. It could be like this. I haven't done that yet. The witch fire.

Yes. That's a big one. So you're going to do that one day though. You have a fire starter here.

We know we did last show. We had fire dancers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be cool.

I would love to try that. That's one thing. Well, we'll do it again. And we can film it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So you want to have fire all around? Fire close to me and then having, you know,

of course, someone eating me out. Yeah, that is your desire. And I need a dick in my mouth too. So that's the only time I don't talk.

So you'd like to have a dick in your mouth? Yes. I'm very rural. I love dick.

Can we see a demonstration? Sure. Mr. Morgan Ray. Got to start with the ball.

Suck my broom. I like to tease you. Oh, very good, girl. Give me some dick, lipstick.

The vibrating broom. Harry Potter, eat your heart out. See, I'm getting excited already. Oh, yes, girl.

Take your panties off while you suck my broom, please. Yes, that's a good one. Show off that Georgia peach. I've got no peach.

A minute. I would spit, but I don't want to spit on your set. No, you can spit, baby. Oh, yeah, go for it.

Oh, nice one, Tom. Yeah. Yeah, you are. Good for you.

Wow, I got you. I got a great cum shot, baby. You're awesome. Oh, go for it, girl.

Oh, yeah, open up that mouth. They taught you something in your master's program. That's right. This is what they teach you in psychology, psychology department.

Sex class. What C school you went to? Where'd you get your master's? In Argosy in Atlanta, Georgia.

Argosy? Argosy. Argosy University? Uh-huh, that's what I went.

Argosy University. Holla, alumni! You taught me well. You taught her well, yes.

She's a shining example. Of an Argosy University-trained student. Going to rock the boom. Yes, let's hear it for Sister Morgan Rae.

Yes, thank you so much. And we have pork clowns in the room. Look at this little sexy clown right here. Hey, sexy clown, what do you got for trick or treat?

He is so cute. And with this cute little Sister Jennifer. And let's see Mistress Genevieve, Sister Genevieve. It looks like you have a nasty Jesus Jackhammer.

Jackhammer Jesus, yes. Here she is. Show us what you can do with that. Sister.

Here you go, show me, show me. She's going to show me up. Okay, we've got so many condoms. Yes.

Excuse me. Okay. And one moment. Okay.

Oh gosh, she's smiling. I'm in trouble. Oh my God. Goodness, the nun.

The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you. Jesus is in you now. Amen and amen women.

Let's take a break. We'll be right back. In my big brass bed for a fucking alien Halloween at Dr. Sissy Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. And thank you, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners for being here.

I have Sister Katie Kay in my bed right now. You look like a little bad girl. Really bad, like with a gun. That's what I call a big gun.

First, I like my guns fake. So, you know, that's pretty cool. You look like you look like that could be a sex toy. Well, it really could actually, like this part.

Yeah. I stole it from some guy. He's somewhere. Do you want me to put a condom on that?

Yeah, I think we better. Who's it going in? I don't know. Gun safety.

Gun safety. It's red matches your songs. Safety first, right? Safety first.

Put a condom on your gun. Put this safety on the gun. Okay, so we're going to calm down. We got a call on the line.

Everybody, please be quiet. Please, please be quiet for just a moment. We have a caller on the line. Her name is Cindy.

Hello. Hi, Cindy. Hi, Dr. Block. Welcome to the show.

Well, thank you so very much for taking my call. Well, it's my pleasure. And I'm here in bed with some other happy people that would like to help you out with whatever it is you want to talk about.

Oh, how wonderful. What would you like to ask? Do you have a scary sex fantasy to share or inquire about? My fantasy isn't really scary.

I just don't know how to complete my fantasy. I want to actually live my fantasy. What is this fantasy you want to live, Cindy? Well, I want to be with two men at the same time.

Sounds a little scary. But fun in a scary way. Two men, two men. You ever been with two men?

No, never. No, you haven't. I know Cindy. How about you?

We have another Cindy in our bed, Cindy Pucci. Have you ever been with two men? No. Oh my goodness.

Well, I have been with, you know, I can't count. But anyway, yeah, two men is good. Two men is good. One on each hand.

It kind of balances you out. It balances you out. Very good. So you'd like to be with two men.

Okay. And I mean, is there any aspect of that fantasy that you are afraid of or is it all good? Well, the one thing I'm afraid of is that the two men might become interested in each other and then I'd be left out in the cold.

Oh, yes. Well, that is some scary sex, I guess. I mean, it's true. Men do like this idea of a threesome with another man.

In fact, I'd say that the most popular male fantasy is sex with a hot woman. The second most popular male fantasy is sex with two hot women. And maybe the third is sex with a hot woman and another man. No, I would say another man.

And some of the guys that fantasize about two men and one woman are guys that really would rather be with each other. They have a gay fantasy. They have a gay desire.

They're bisexual. But maybe they don't feel comfortable just being with one guy and that's it. So the woman is kind of there as a babysitter, you know, governess or supervisor, dominatrix, facilitator, you know.

That is one type of guy that likes the two men and one woman menage. But then there's another type of guy that likes the two men and one woman menage. And this is simply the guy that likes to see another man with his woman. Or share a woman with another man, including a couple.

It could be a club couple. Yes, Mr. St. Genevieve. That's right. A couple is the kind of man that likes.

He doesn't really want to have sex with the other man. Well, sometimes he might fantasize about being forced. But he wants to see the other man with his woman. But it's not just cuckolds that like this.

There's lots and lots of men. In fact, it's one of the most kind of secret fantasies that's widespread around the world. And so many guys have it. I think a lot of guys deny it because they're jealous.

Because the jealousy is also strong. They have this excitement overseeing another man with their woman. And it's very hot. It's very arousing.

But it's also scary. It makes them feel jealous. But some men can handle that jealousy. Some men don't feel the jealousy.

Or they just feel the jealousy and they go for it anyway. Because the high of watching another man with your woman is so exciting. It's not just psychological, actually. It's biological.

And it actually has an evolutionary biology term called sperm wars. Meaning your sperm count goes up when you see another man. It's like male competition. You see another man.

You may be jealous. But you're excited because, oh, there's another dick. My dick better get harder. My dick better get really strong.

And then you build up more sperm. But also some sperm is made just to kill other men's sperm. Exactly. Exactly.

If you're always with the same woman, you just make one kind of sperm. The kind that are the runners. But if you see your man with another woman, then you make that kind of sperm that is the killers,

the football player, you know, the offense and the defense. So it's a lot more sperm. Sperm that's never meant to go to the egg. It's only meant to defeat your sperm.

That's right. Is it meant to go to the mouth? That's right. This is sperm wars.

This is evolutionary biology. So Cindy, Cindy on the line. So you see there's a very biological, scientific reason why men like this.

And it doesn't have anything to do with them being attracted to each other. Why not? I had no idea.

There you go. So you just have to find the right kind of guy. So have you looked for these guys? Do you know where to look for these guys?

This kind of guy? Well, I don't go to bars. And church just doesn't seem like the right place to find them at this point. No, unless it's the church of Sister Genevieve.

Craigslist! Yeah, Craigslist. I mean, the internet, the internet online where you can come right out with it, ask for what you want, or go to a swing party,

you know, a swing club, like this one. I mean, you could come here and you could find two guys that want to do you and not do each other, right? For sure.

I mean, for sure. Yeah, I mean, we're already getting volunteers. Where are you going? Let's meet a girl!

Oh, you're in Texas. Too bad. You did. I am in Texas.

I just broke back. I am in Texas. Do they do it bigger in Texas? Well, Texas is huge.

Really big. It's really big. Go to Dareware in Houston, Texas. Get a hold of Martin and Jamie,

and they will show you exactly where to go. Martin and Jamie in Houston. Now, being from Texas, are you a bit of size queen? Well, size is definitely a plus.

Definitely a plus. Well, you know, that's cool. Let's get this bag of dildos here. Can you just pass me that bag of dildos right there?

So you want your two guys to be kind of well-hung and stuff. So you should ask for that when you place an ad on Craigslist or the bonoboway.com. That's another one.

Bonoboway. That's our new community site. Bonoboway. That's a lot of dicks.

Yeah, that's a lot of dicks. Which one of these would be an optimal size for you? As they say in the reservoir dogs, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

How many dicks is that? Not big. Okay. How about this little vibrator that you can just play with?

Here you go. Here, put this down on the floor, please. Can we put this down on the floor? I need some help.

Put this down on the floor. Big, strong man. Big, strong man. Thank you.

So, Cindy, do you get very excited thinking about that fantasy? Have you been thinking about it long? Yes. This has been my primary fantasy for the past three years.

Oh, really? You think about two men together. In what position with you? Well, to start off with,

both of them, at the same time, doing an erotic massage for me. An erotic massage. Two men doing an erotic massage.

Would you like that, Cindy? Yes, I would. Well, the other Cindy. Oh, I'm sorry.

It's about the massage part, yeah. The massage. Who wouldn't like a massage with two strong guys? Massaging you.

Good. I'm sorry. It's like he knows. So, and then what do they do?

And then both of them, at the same time, would suckle my breasts. Oh, breasts. You want to show your breasts a little

for the suckling of the breasts? Are you getting a little turned on, Cindy, talking to us about this? Yes, I am.

Oh, very good. And nice breasts. Look at these. And so they suckle your breasts.

One on each breast, is that right? Yes, ma'am. Can we have a little breast suckling in the congregation, in the Speak Easy,

just to inspire Cindy, our caller? Let's have a little breast suckling today. Oh, goodness. She's going through a gross one.

Look, she's got gross ones. Yeah, yeah. I know. I appreciate you.

Because I'm a baby and I'm turning into a woman. Button here. Very good. Yes, very good.

So, Cindy, are you thinking about it right now, about these two men suckling your breasts? Oh, yes.

It's just, at least, I'm very hot. Oh, really? Yes. Well, don't be shy, girlfriend.

Don't be afraid. Join the erotic insurgent masquerade. And you can just play with yourself, if you want. Oh, I already am.

Oh, really? Oh, cool. So what else do they do after they suckle your breasts? Well, Cindy, I have one penetrate me

while I'm sucking the other man's cock. Oh, while you're sucking the man's cock, are you? Yeah. I love to suck cock.

No, you're not allowed to suck cock? I'm taking it for later. Later? But we have a caller on the line.

We have a caller on the line. All right. Okay. It's fucking hot.

Okay. What? Put it down. I gotta save it up for later.

Oh, I see. Okay, so I'll just talk to Cindy. And I'll just get, where's my glass? Dildo here.

Oh, this is a nice little, so Cindy. Yes, ma'am. This actually got a cool. Oh, I like the way you call me, ma'am.

Are you just playing with yourself with your fingers? That's all I have at the moment, yeah. Oh, that's okay. And are you wearing anything right now?

Are you naked? You gotta be able to mow the grass. I'm naked. Naked?

Okay, everybody, everybody in the congregation, if you're going to be here in the room, I want you to give good vibrations to Cindy. Good vibration, Cindy.

Sister, Cindy. Wow. Just feel it. Is it vibrating?

Breathe in. Does it feel good? Oh. Is that click hard now?

Stick that finger right inside that pussy. Rub that click. Yeah. Do you like to rub it with your thumb?

No, mainly with my middle finger. With your middle finger, your F finger. Yeah, your fuck me finger. I think I'll do the same thing.

So long your clip. Oh, yeah. Rub on that clip for me, Cindy. Rub on it.

Get it nice and wet for me. Think about those two men, one in your mouth and one in your pussy. Rubbing you and fucking you and giving it to you

and not being into each other, okay? Just they're into you. They're into you. You are such a goddess that you command the attention

of both of these hot men. Doesn't that sound exciting? Exciting. Is that because I'm having a walk?

That's exciting. Yeah. I'm actually looking. That's exactly what I want.

That's what you do. That's what you mean. Yes, Cindy. Feel that.

Feel them getting hard. Just watching each other fuck you. You know, a little bit of that gentlemanly competition. It's like, it's sportsmanship.

Right? Sportsmanship. You know, two men doing you, getting hot, watching each other, going,

he's harder than me. I'm going to get harder than him. I feel him. Oh, yeah.

I want her. I want her. I want to be her best lover. I want to show her who's got the biggest,

hardest dick. Yes, Cindy. You feel them just fighting over you in a bonobo way. Yeah.

Feel that, darling. Yeah. Oh, Cindy Pucci is feeling it too. With her hot boyfriend just rubbing on her clit

with his middle finger and some of his other fingers too. Oh, yeah. You are exciting the congregation, sister Cindy. Yes, you are making the Halloween bacchanalia come alive.

You ready to come? Did you turn this on? I was. I was playing with it a little bit.

This is four play. Don't talk about later. Let's put them on. This is now.

This is actually feels really good now. The pocket rocket is stronger. Pocket rocket. Pocket rocket.

That needs to be this one. I know. I know what we have. This is really good.

Here, actually, this matches your outfit. Put the lockies on. Yeah. Put the lockies on.

Put the lockies on. Put that on. And this is really fun. We are all going to be masturbating with you,

sister Cindy. Yes, and playing with you. When you come, do you make a lot of noise? Sometimes.

Sometimes. If you knew there were about a hundred people in a room listening to you, would you make a lot of noise? I think I'd be too shy.

I like that. You mean afraid? Are you afraid, sister Cindy, of being your wild sexual self?

Where do you get that from? Are you afraid? So, you are? I got to have one.

Why? Because we have different ones. To know all those people are there. To know all those people are there appreciating your sexuality

and your beauty? I mean, who here wants to hear sister Cindy come? Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women?

A-women. How can you let the congregation down, sister Cindy? Oh, goodness. Okay, so we're going to breathe deep.

Rub that, Clity. Think about those two men sucking on your nipples. Sucking on your clit. Fucking you good.

Competing with each other, to show each other just how hot you can be. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You used that. Mm-hmm.

Feel that. Yes. Oh, yes, sister Cindy. Give it to your sister, Cindy.

Oh, yes, sister Cindy. Girl, thank you so much. That is so beautiful. Glory be praise the lord and the lady and sister Cindy.

Now, who sleeps on the wet spot? Soon you're going to have two guys in your bed, so. Very soon. I want you to call me back and let me know how the search goes.

Okay. Okay, see what you find. And don't be afraid. All right.

Okay, you take care. Talk to you later. Okay, happy hunting for the two men of your scary sex dreams. Okay, and you are listening to Radio Susie One and you're watching Radio Susie One TV with me,

Katie Kay, Cindy Pucci, Chris Lee, and sister Mistress Genevieve. And we'll be right back. So don't go away and don't come yet. Sisters, lovers, and sinners, can I have a little quiet in the congregation, please?

We are coming back from our break with some beautiful wild women in my broadcast bed. We have sister Paige Morgan, sister Katie Kay, sister Cindy Pucci, brother Chris Lee, and sister Reagan Reese, and sister Mistress Genevieve. What?

I did good getting all those names right now. Wow. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

Can I hear an amen? Amen. All right. So it's a Halloween back in Alia and we are talking about our scary sex fantasies.

So Katie Kay was telling you that there's something you used to be afraid of. I used to be, but not anymore. What was it that you used to be afraid of? Well, when I was little, even though I'm so kind of little, I used to be afraid of penises.

Penises? Like I had a penis phobia. Like a penis that looks like this? Or like this?

Or like that? Yeah. Oh, a penis like this. Wait, is that okay?

That's one that you weren't afraid of? Yeah. And what were you afraid of and do to you? I don't know, but like I thought they were weird looking.

Ooh, I'm going to get you. I thought they were weird looking. Just water. It's holy water.

It's holy water. It's holy water. There you go. Cool as you are.

A little bit of... Very hot. Close you off. There you go.

Well, I don't know what I was afraid of because now I'm not afraid, but when I was little, I just didn't want to touch them and I thought they were weird and gross. Well, that's probably a good thing that you didn't want to touch them when you were little. Because if you had touched them when you were little, you would have gotten some guy in trouble.

Well, no. It was like probably up until I was like 16 years old. Uh-huh. Okay.

And then... You are over 18 now, right? Yeah. Barely.

You rolled your eyes when you said it. Like barely. Like barely? You're barely legal?

I'm barely legal. Now that's scary. Well, how old are you? I'm 19.

She's about the rest of them. Okay, 19 is good. 19 is good. And this is your friend's sister, Paige.

I love Paige. Have you ever been afraid of Penis's Paige? No, I used to draw them when I was little. You're honest.

Do you have any Penis's on your body? Do you have some interesting tattoos? No Penis's. No.

Any Penis's in your body? Not yet. No, I don't have any coming out of my body. Well, what about you?

Do you have any scary sex fantasies? Scary sex fantasies. I was afraid of having anal sex for a long time. You know, a lot of people are afraid of having anal sex.

I was not... You know what? Male and female. You know what?

I was never afraid of having anal sex. No? Now, that's amazing. I've had a lot of anal sex.

I just said anal sex for like the first time. Really? You just had anal sex for the first time. And how did it go?

It was really, really good, right? I really... It's fun. Yeah, it is really fun.

And I really wanted... You can't hear her. I really wanted him to come in my ass, but it just didn't happen.

You wanted him to come in? Oh, that's good. Now, I have to say that's not safe sex, but... You just can't get pregnant by someone coming in your house.

Well, I wasn't talking about getting pregnant. What are you talking about? I'm talking about sexually transmitted diseases. Oh.

That you can get from, you know, rough anal sex, unprotected is the most likely way to spread sexually transmitted diseases. I don't mean to scare you.

But be careful. But practice safe sex against the witch's hex, you know? Because the hex ain't no fun when you get it, whether it's AIDS or herpes or whatever.

But anyway... So I think we should get Reagan's boobs out because her boobs are gorgeous. I can do that.

Now, you know that a very safe sex device is a beautiful glass dildo like this XTC glass dildo. And where can I get one? Where can I get one?

Where can you get them? Well, I know you can get them at XTC.com. And hopefully you'll be able to get them at DrSusanBlock.com soon if we can sell them too

because we love these. These are beautiful. Have you ever used a dildo like this? I once...

Are you afraid? I'm kind of. Have you ever squirted? No.

No? Oh, I tried just before I came. Really? But I got really close,

but I just didn't get that little extra mile. You tried it. You were very right before you came. You could try again.

I'm glanning on it. Are you going to be male ejaculate tricks? I'm not. I made a squirt.

You had me a squirt. Fuck yeah. How did you do that? Yeah.

Rubbed a clit like in a circular motion, like real slow, where she's comfortable and let... Follow her what she tells you to do.

Just sit there and do it for like a half an hour. I was driving one night while I did it. I couldn't even see it. I was pissed off.

I was driving it. It's dark. Oh, that's way... All that worked for a nest.

And I know her whole crop is fucking soaking wet. Whoa. I tried it before I came with my boyfriend. Or like, he was like, it was cool.

Oh, yeah. Are you a squirter? I am. You are.

Are you a G-spot squirter? Yeah. Yes? Wouldn't this be a good G-spot stimulator from XTC?

Good night. I just use my own kegel muscles. I can't. I use my own kegel muscles when I get it.

Oh! You can squirt just by squeezing your kegel muscles. And you know, squirting and squeezing one of these glastilates is a great way to exercise your g-muscles.

No way! Can you show us right now? Can you show us right now? Darn.

Reese, is this your erotic persona? A girl scout? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you know, you're a girl scout after my own heart. See, I used to be a girl scout. Were you? I was.

But I didn't have tits like those. I was a girl scout. Were you a girl scout, too? Were you a girl scout?

No, I was a girl scout. Girl scout. Oh, no. I didn't know you had that.

I was a girl scout. Wow. I was a girl scout. Look at this little outfit.

Can you get up and show off this little outfit for a second? I was in trip 3119. Reese, this is a beautiful little outfit. Look at you.

All green and slutty. Very cute. Very nice. I mean, I'd buy some cookies from you.

The skirt is not my favorite. I'd like to eat your cookies right now. Oh, yeah. Do we have a caller around the line?

Okay, we have a caller. Let's all help out the caller. Don't shoot the caller. Okay.

I'm glad we have a caller on this. Yeah. What's the name of the caller? Gun safety.

Gun safety. What's the name of the caller? I want to say. Okay, we're going to try to get her back.

Because I don't have a name. Okay, well, in the meantime, what's this with a girl scout with a gun? What is that fancy?

I'm a naughty girl scout. You're naughty. That's more than naughty. That's evil.

Okay. Were you actually a girl scout? I was for a little bit. For like maybe two years.

Yeah. And when did you become a porn star? About two years ago. Really?

Uh-huh. Did you go straight from girl scouts to porn? I went straight from stripping the porn. Stripping the porn.

How far before stripping was girl scout? Oh man, years. Long time. Now, Reagan, is that your real name?

No. No, you just are a fan of the Gipper? I just like the name. I don't know.

I like the exorcist. The exorcist. This is the ecstasy, and you love the ecstasy. Linda Blair was named Reagan.

Right, right, right. Can you turn your head around on your shoulder? No. But she can let Jesus fuck her.

Yeah, but you know the Jesus thing is really near to the ecstasy, right? If you're a fuck-goer to know, fuck-goer to know.

I've never had, I've seen those before, though. Do we have a condom? None of them.

No, but we can. Okay. We have a caller on the line. I'm going to help her be here.

And her name is Stella. I know I was going there, but hey. Okay, can I have some quiet in the speak easy for just a moment?

We have a caller. We have a woman in need. Someone that needs some of our help. Hopefully we, you want to help?

I need your help. In helping. We're in helping profession. Okay.

Okay, you're a girl, Scott. You're always ready to help, right? Scott's on her. Okay, Stella.

Stella. Hi, Dr. Walker. Hey. Hi, Stella.

Welcome to Radio Susie One TV. Thank you. Did you have a question or a comment? Yes, I do.

Yes, I do. I have to kind of explain my past to explain my questions. Okay.

I was married to a man who was abusive physically and verbally. That's too bad. Yeah, he was.

What did he do? He beat me. He was verbally. Oh, yeah, he was just pain in the ass.

But anyway. He was talking about anal sex, but you mean that in a literal way. And that's terrible.

Well, I'm glad you're no longer with him. Yes, Scott, for you. You got away with your life intact and no broken bones, I guess.

All right, girlfriend. Now what? So anyway, he encouraged me to trust him, be open sexually.

So we started doing things like golden shower, masturbation, talking to each other. Well, he was creative anyway. Oh, very much so.

Yeah. Okay, well, that's one of the reasons you were attracted to him because he was kind of creative and fun.

That's right. Yeah, but then he was a bad man. Yeah. And so when he gets angry,

he would throw these things back in my face and say, how can we beat so low? Oh, oh, no. Oh my God, he's not only evil,

he's a hypocrite. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. He was heart-dearing.

All my friends and told him about our sex life. Oh, this is the kind of guy that would have been a Puritan in colonial times

and married with a family and then he'd be fucking the witch down the street and then get her burned at the stake

and be applauding while she was burning. You know, that's the worst kind of hypocrite. Well, how long were you with that guy?

Um, a couple years. Okay, not too bad. So now you're not, you're on your own,

or you're with somebody else? Well, I'm in a new relationship. Okay, good for you. Yeah, and things are going pretty good so far.

Okay, all right. That's good. Okay, so how can we help you? I mean, this is a show about scary sex tonight,

so what are you afraid of? Um, well, some of the same things are starting to come up, you know? Oh, he's not abusing you, is he?

No, no, no. But he wants to experiment sexually. Okay. I'm having a hard time

getting comfortable enough to do some of these things again with this guy. Oh, man.

That's what I'm saying. You know, I mean, I'm frightened. So he wants to do some of these kinky things

like the mutual masturbation, which isn't all that kinky. And the dirty talk. Let me just say one thing, sister Stella,

and then I want to hear from all the, my audience here who has some things to say. The first thing I want to say is, don't punish your new boyfriend

for the sins of your ex-husband. And don't punish yourself. Amen. Yeah.

Okay, amen and amen women. Okay, you've got to, you've got to go on with your life. And, you know, just because

your ex-husband was an abusive, hypocritical asshole, doesn't mean that these things that you enjoyed with him,

such as mutual masturbation and the golden showers, you know, it cures athletes, by the way. But I mean, if you're healthy,

you're in his healthy. It's okay. And the dirty, to all that stuff, that can be wonderful

with someone you trust. Can you trust this new guy? How long has he proven himself? Does he throw things back in your face?

Anything? No, I mean, so far you've been, you know, pretty solid. Okay.

Yeah. Well then, give him a chance. And give yourself a chance to have a good sex life.

Yeah. Mistress Genevieve wants to add something. It's not, it's not the acts itself that make it an abusive relationship.

It's the guilt and it's the secrecy and it's the shame. And your ex-husband made you feel shame. And guilty.

It's something you shouldn't have been ashamed of. He should have been ashamed for doing that. You shared the shame that there was shame to be had,

but there isn't shame in these acts. I mean, it's not the act itself. It's how you feel about yourself. So if you feel,

when you wake up in the morning and you look in the mirror, you said, last night I had dirty, nasty sex and I loved it.

There's nothing wrong in that. But if he was- A man and a woman, nothing wrong with dirty, nasty sex.

But the first sign of an abusive relationship is him separating you from friends and family and support, people that would understand you

and give you comfort if something's going wrong in your relationship. So if he's not trying to separate you from your support,

then you may have a chance that this is just good dirty fun. I think it sounds just good and dirty. I mean, you don't have to start

with everything at once. Maybe the mutual masturbation or the dirty talk and save the golden showers

for when, you know, you've had a really great champagne party. That's true, that's true. You know, do it a little bit at a time.

Get back into it and test him. See how he is. See if he does what your ex-husband did. If he starts throwing it back in your face,

then, you know, walk away. Exactly. Don't look back. But if he's loving

and he's trustworthy, then open your heart to him, girl, because what else is your heart for? But open it up.

And your legs too. Open them up too. You're so bad. I love it.

I'm bad. Spank me. No, I do thank you. I didn't say thank me.

I said spank me, but you can spank me. You're welcome. No, I just love being bad

in kind of a good way. I mean, I try to be balanced. A little bit of badness, you know, a little bit of badness

makes you feel so good. That's right, that's right. You know, it's just like that fear factor. A little bit of fear,

a pinch of fear is like heat in your mesquite, but too much fear burns the meat, you know? So you got to have a little bit.

You got to have a little bit of that friction, that scariness, you know, or else it's boring. I mean, I think human beings need

a little bit of fear, a little bit. But too much, and that ruins it completely. Well, you have to be able to look

yourself in the mirror. That's right. And, you know, sometimes we look pretty bad even after a good night.

We look the worst after a good night. Yeah, that's true. So I don't know about that look in the mirror thing.

I think it is shocking. She's talking figuratively. If you can, you have to respect yourself.

You have to feel good about what you do, because this is your sex life. And it doesn't really matter

what these guys say, because you can just leave them in your dust if they're assholes, you know?

And the good ones get the reward of getting to be with you one more time. Or maybe a few more times. Or maybe forever, if he's really good.

Okay, darling? So you try that stuff with that lucky new man. You got a lucky new life.

Yep, just work on the trust. Okay, trust. Just, you know, take it a little slower

because you probably were romanced by this other guy and how creative he was. Oh, very much so.

I think he was very, you know, he seduced you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you just watch that.

I know. Yeah. But if those are as isolated. Yeah, so watch that.

But on the other hand, don't lock yourself up in a prison just because your ex

was a prison guard. Right. Okay? Okay.

Okay. Free yourself, darling. Free yourself to enjoy bondage. Okay.

And keep in touch with us. Let us know what happens. It's Bella. Yes, ma'am.

Sisters. We really did have a great night. Okay. Okay.

Thank you. Thanks. Okay. And you are listening to

Radio Science Susie One TV with me, Dr. Susan Block, your love doctor, your mother professor,

your naughty witch, your pleasure preacher brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And I got Sister Paige Morgan,

Sister Katie Kay, Sister Cindy Gucci Brother, Chris Lee, Sister Reagan, Reese, and Sister Mistress

Genevieve Stroke and Her Jesus right here. And we are gonna sort of reconnoiter here.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right. Oh wait a second.

Wait, wait. Before we break. What is it? We have some chocolate dicks.

the penis garden. But look at this. This is a penis garden. Quick.

It is Halloween. So trick-or-treat. Okay. Would you like the penis garden?

Let's do the cream shit. Okay. She likes black. And we got even darker black.

Okay. Wait. I want some. I want a variety.

I want variety. Suck it before you bite it. Okay, girls? Dark.

Would you like a little child? I'll bite the balls off. No. You are such a shard.

Would you like, oh, I know. What is that? I'm already covered. Yeah.

Okay. I can't. I can't have something like that. I like whatever the stuff's floating on the bottom.

Here you go. It's some kind of pudding. Oh yeah. It's good.

Oh. Made by Keith. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Lick the balls. Real good. Yeah.

Okay. So we're going to take a little break. And have some chocolate. Would anyone else like one of these penises?

Come on up here. It's a Japanese cock garden. All right. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

Welcome back to my big grass bed. And I'm in my big grass bed with a little girl scout. Girl scout, Reagan Reese. I want to eat your cookies, girl.

Yes. You look very cute. Let me see how many badges you have. I don't have any right now.

You don't have any badges. Maybe you need to earn a badge. She's been bad. You look like your cookies, girl.

Oh, that's so cute. Mm-hmm. I like these cookies right here. They look very yummy.

Thank you. Yeah. So this is your erotic persona. Is that right?

This is, this makes you feel sexy? Yes. You're a girl scout? It does.

Yeah. Why does it make you feel so sexy? I get to play the innocent girl. And that's fine.

You play the innocent girl. Uh-huh. And that's not usually who you are. No.

No, you are usually the bad girl. I'm a bad girl. You are. Tell me about you.

Um, well, I'm a total sub. So I like, I like people to be in control of me. So I like to have this persona of a young, younger innocent girl.

A younger innocent girl who's being submissive. Would you do something for me? Yeah. What would you like me to do?

I'd like you to do a strip tease, girl scout girl. Okay. Yeah? I'll do.

Yeah, can we have the horn accompaniment, please? Of course. From the crowns, yes? Of course.

These are the renegade clowns. They're going to play you a little tune for you to strip to. Okay. Nice.

Yeah. And the chicken music also, yeah. Nice purse. Beautiful.

Hey men and hey women. Praise the lady. Nice. She kept her hat on.

I'd like cookies for her. Oh wait. That's okay. Oh, great.

Well, thank you so much for sharing your erotic persona. Thank you for having me. Mr. Reagan, will you just sit right here? Yes, I will.

But make a little room and we'll just take your little things over here. Okay. Because we have another guest and we're very excited to present to the speakeasy congregation, Daryl Hannah.

Sister Daryl's just on the land. Oh, wow. You look beautiful. Oh, well, you know, you're forgiven.

What can I say? Jail bait? Yeah. From Girl Scouts to Jail Bait to Clowns.

I mean, I feel like I'm in the romper room, but everybody is over 18, right? Yeah. Oh, yes. You look hot.

Well, thank you. I'm number 42069. 42069 is my favorite number. It's my lucky number.

Me too. Hello. I've missed an awful lot tonight. Well, I miss you too.

But you're here now. You look gorgeous. Yes. You look, I'm a sexy witch.

Yes, you are. Oh, you want to suck my groom? Oh, goodness gracious. Is it?

Oh, someone else has been talking about it. Someone else? Okay. We have to get a condom on it.

Condom on this. Oh, just a baby wipe with supplies. A baby wipe, baby wipe. That'll be fine.

I'll get a lipstick all over it though. I think this is flavored though. Yummy. Oh, yummy.

You are yummy. So tonight's theme is come as your erotic persona. And of course, you are kind of always an erotic persona. Well, your name is Daryl Hunt-Hanna, spelled H-A-N-A-H.

And you look remarkably like another Daryl Hannah, spelled H-A-N-N-A-H. No, she's just, yeah, she is. Yes, really.

Yeah, I got that. I did my research. You know, I knew you were coming and I did my research. So you kind of are her erotic persona.

I hope so. I think so. A porn star that just looks just like our Splash Mermaid, Daryl Hannah, Beauty Nurse.

I mean, all that, just like her. But you're a porn star. Thank you. And for a porn star, you stay way too long in your clothes.

I was going to say. So here we go. Some more music clowns. Oh, goodness.

Oh, where's that baby wipe? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Well, I've missed him a lot.

Bring me up to Scoop. Okay, up to Scoop is, you're going to suck my room. Yes, I am. Wait, but let me get it so that the vibrator.

Wow, thank you. You're just superwoman, aren't you? Oh, my God. Yeah, and I'm going to turn on my vibrator.

I love vibratoes. I love vibratoes. Yes, mmm. That was good.

Oh, yeah. Now, fight over it, girls. I was going to say you should. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's beautiful. A girl scout at jail, babe, sucking my broom. You're jealous, tell me. Or are you excited by seeing another dick?

Come on, Jay Basseter? I mean, I don't have the real thing here. It's not me. I said, I've got all over there.

Yeah, yeah, that's okay. You're doing a very good job, girl. Beautiful. Oh, and, you know, like I said, Harry Potter, eat your heart out.

Oh, that feels good. All wishes should be like me. So, you're a very beautiful, sexy Amazon woman. Thank you.

And do you, I mean, our other theme is scary sex. You're so strong and tall and powerful. Is there anything you're afraid of? What's you learn in jail?

I mean, maybe in jail, you were afraid of some things. I mean, there's some women in jail that are bigger than you. I learned to save my fruit, but not to bribe them, right? Oh, the brides.

Okay. But is there anything you're afraid of that also turns you off? You know, I'm not scared of much, but... Anything, any fears you've conquered to find that they are a turn on to you?

You know, I've always, always loved masturbation. So that, so again, you know, that's something that I never really imagined. I'd be able to just lay on my back for hours with the camera there. Really?

Just not even noticing camera. You would think you can't be afraid of me. No, not afraid, not afraid, but just I never imagined myself an exhibitionist. And I'm not an exhibitionist.

I just have no problem laying there. But what if someone is really a boyer that you like a lot and that you're touching a lot and wants to watch you masturbate? Would you do that for that person?

Of course. Okay, could we watch you do that? Would you like to use a library of love or something like that? Can we add in a little while?

Can we just put on this little picture? Can we do that in a little while? I just got here. So we have to come to the shakes.

What are you wearing under your little skirt? Little panty. I have my pink. You have your pink?

Or my little ruffles, I should say. Oh, you have ruffled panty. Let's have a paparazzi moment. So sweet.

Oh, yes. You can spank me with your broom. Oh, yes. Actually, this broom has multi-purposes.

It's a vibrator in the middle. It's a dildo on the end. And it's a spanker. Wait, I've got to get a leverage here.

It doesn't spank very hard, though. Here, let's fix that. You are a bad girl, aren't you? Oh, yes you are.

You went to jail. Oh, you went to Margo? Okay. But it's so kissable.

It's so beautiful. But you can do that too. Lovely. Arr.

You're so sexy and hot and all these legs. I mean, there's legs everywhere. Oh, yes. Look at all this.

All these white socks is amazing. Aren't they precious? That sounds so sweet. Oh, no.

She's a big fan of this little sock thing. Okay, I'm going to put on this vibrating glove, I think. I can get it on here. And, by the way, these are available in the raffle.

Those are for raffling, right? These are off. And this is a left hand. And even though I'm right-handed,

I like to use my left hand with the glove. Well, you can use your right hand on yourself. Oh, there are nodes everywhere. I like that.

They're going to the side. How do I get this going here? Does someone else wore the battery up? Oh, somebody else wore the battery up.

I need a battery. I need a battery. Battery, who says that? That's usually my problem.

Double A? Oh, good girl. Look at you. Dr. Sissi.

Yes. Well, I don't know if these will work. I don't know what it needs. That kind of saves the day.

Yes, I don't know. I need another... Okay, I got another vibrator. It comes off of my broom.

There we go. There we go. Do we have those crazy wand plugs? I have all kinds of things,

except I have a lot of people in my bed right now that can't find all of my things. Understandable. Oh, yes.

So we always have a pocket bag. That's how we were here. We used to do wand, you know. I have one permanently in my bed.

Oh, yes. You do have a permanent vibrator in your bed. Yes, that same one. See, we make love, not war.

We believe in pocket rockets, not Patriot missiles. What do they say? We love to make ourselves soar through the air,

fly. Oh, yeah. Oh, little Miss Cliddy's just getting all excited. Oh, yeah.

Excited enough to park the curtain. I'm going to ask you an ass shot that way. Oh, yeah. Okay, let's do the last shot.

Daryl Hanna, sister Daryl Hanna. Yeah, beautiful butt there, girl. Oh, yes. Oh, that's so sweet.

Beautiful clit. Oh, it's so sweet and pretty. Pretty pussy. I love that.

So nicely shaped. She's shaking. Oh, wow. Pretty pussy.

Thank you, Clown. Thank you, Bob. I hope everyone likes it. Clown's to the rescue.

Oh, yes. There's a hot, juicy clit right there. Oh, yes. I can't believe I'm doing this to Daryl Hanna.

She can't believe it. I have dreamed about this since Chris the Pleasure Model represents in Blade Runner.

Right. Chris the Pleasure Model, right? Wasn't that the hottest? This is my pleasure model now,

my Daryl Hanna. All my fantasies are coming true. Oh, yes. Daryl Hanna, Chris the Pleasure Model.

Oh, such a pleasure center right here. This beautiful clitty. Yes. Chris, one of those glass dildos.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Little girl. Oh, okay. Oh, that's such a beautiful clit.

Look at the nice shade or a little bit of the garden here. Oh, yes. It's such a smooth skin. Oh, is that a good place?

Right there on the clit or above the clit? Right above. Right above, right there, right there. And maybe like that.

She likes it hard. Oh, yeah. Oh, Girl Scout. You're getting your cookie.

Oh, my glove. Okay. Okay. Look at your hands.

Hold this here for a second. Where is Jack? Jack came with- Where is Jack?

Where is Jack? He's supposed to be getting juice. Jack, get some juice. Where did he go?

We need Jack Fountain to the bed. Jack Fountain to the bed. Okay, I've got on my trusty vibrating glove. And you can get one of these in the raffle.

How's that feel? That's pretty nice. But this is more direct. This is-

Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Now, what would you like to fantasize about while I'm doing this? What are you thinking about?

Oh, this is pretty crazy right here. This is pretty fantastic. You can't speak easy. Surrounded by people.

Look at all these people in their costumes. They all look- They look amazing. Like a believing movie, really.

Oh, yeah. What do we have? Do I have any move? I'm sure I do.

Do we want move? We need Jack. I think we need the husband. The husband of 15 years, Mr. Fountain.

Where is your fountain? You are so beautiful. Let's open this up before- I know.

Because you have such beautiful tips. Such brilliance. Oh, our thing is- This is so orange.

What do we have there? What? You know, cheerleader. That's no way.

What is this? Jack will be out in five minutes. Sur- No.

Surgeon loo. Surgical lubricant. I don't know. That seems a little bit like the noose.

Yeah. Yeah. Kind of clinic. So, did you feel the vibrating well?

Isn't that nice? And on your breath. And on your breath. Susie.

Yes. Do you remember Ray Serino? I do remember Ray. Ray made that till now.

I shot them and he left me 30 of them. Oh, that's right. Oh, really? Yeah, me too.

So jammed. She's like, yes. Yes. Nice.

Okay. Well, we need a masculine man. I mean, we have a clown man. But we need another man then.

Come on, Jay. Don't be afraid. Join the erotic insurgent masquerade. Mr. Clown, we're talking a little bit.

Thank you very much. Too many dangerous women. Too many dangerous women. You have to even this up.

All together. Do you know this man, Jay? Do you know Jay? Yes.

Can you get his shirt off and his pants off for me? Yes. I got my hands full. Help him get that stuff off.

Oh, so this is what she started in? Yes. Isn't that cute? She did a strip tease while you were just arriving.

She came herself down. I ate her cookies. Oh, she's killing me. And then she took off all her clothes.

Well, this is a good love affair going on here. Jay Lasseter and Rees. Oh, I like what she's doing. Reagan Rees.

Okay. So, you know, we have a police officer somewhere. Should we arrest this jailmate? I think he's right over there.

So, we have some police. To your left. To your left. The witches are ruling from the broadcast bed as goddesses

and jailbates, porn stars and love doctors. You still haven't gotten his pants off. What are you afraid? Don't be afraid to take those pants off.

I'm talking to her. Nothing can hold you. Where's Jack? He'll pull his pants off.

I don't know. He's busy. You just keep your leg right here, darling. Keep it way open like that.

Oh, yeah. There you go. Yes. Well, somehow he seems to be having his way with you.

You're not getting his pants off. I know, but he had that way with me. Now, have some gumption there. Girl, get the belt.

You're going to undo the belt. Something that speaks to you. You might have to take off the shoe. Get down on your knees, girl.

Let's see more of that beautiful, masculine body. Oh, yeah. Have you two ever been together? You have.

Okay, then there's nothing to be afraid of. Oh, they're laughing. They've been together. They're going at it again.

And it always has been fun. It always has been fun. Absolutely. And Jay is a connoisseur of fun.

That's for sure. Thank you. Would you like some? Oh, no, thank you.

It's against your parole. Good work. Oh, yeah. I'm just pocket rocketing you up jail day.

There's got to be a magic wand. A magic wand. There is somewhere here. There's a magic wand if someone can find it.

All right. Those are nice. Yeah, let's get the magic wand. It's right over here.

If anyone can get the magic wand, we'd love you forever if you got the magic wand and plugged it in. It should be back there.

There were three last time. Oh, and I forgot that this one is really either four or anything because you put this one on your finger. Oh, yeah.

Yes. And my finger. Beautiful. Well, the group is descending into lustful activities.

So feel free to descend into your own lustful activities if you are so inclined out there in the audience. We're having cocksucking and masturbation with two vibrators. Oh, yes.

Double vibrators. Clowns, what are you doing? Just watching your performers. You're on the bed.

You have to do something with your rubber chickens. Balloon. Balloon. I have a balloon over here.

You have four balloons, right? We can prepare. Good. I'm going to kill Bill now.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful bodies all intertwining.

Yeah, huh. Nice, nice clip. Very comfortable. Yeah, you never thought you'd see Darryl Hannah's clip up close.

I mean, that mermaid outfit had cut off the clip, right? It didn't get to see it. Darryl Hannah triple X. This is the mermaid.

Oh, I won't be able to deny it. Oh, yeah. Well, okay, what you do, you got to call the police, splash. Yeah.

I said no, that's about an hour. All right, we're having a paparazzi moment. Except you guys are down too far. It's been so long.

Oh, there's the call. I couldn't see it. Oh, she's doing it. She's performing.

She is. She is performing. Happy Halloween. We got to get those pants off.

Can I have another female? I believe a female would be desired by Jay. A female volunteer to get the pants off. Someone who's no nonsense can get the pants off.

Female volunteer. How about the nurse? The nurse. We have a nurse now.

All you have to do is take his pants off and his shoes. Come on, we need a nurse. We can use some lube, doctor. We can use some lube.

Let's see. There's a box. I got lube, I got lube. Medical lube. Medical lube.

I'm scared. Be afraid, clown. Scary fantasy. Oh, yes.

I don't know about the songs. That's very 70's porn. The European male performers call that the American style. That's the American style.

With the shoes and socks on. I didn't know that. So when you watch a porn movie, when you see guys with socks on,

100% American shit. You don't sound very American, but you've got your socks on. I guess you're becoming an American.

This is part of it. To me, it looks like the old fashioned porn. Isn't it nice? It's kind of cool.

I was considering with the scrubs around here. A little bit humorous though. So what's going on with these clowns? There is a balloon being inserted into the female clown right now.

I don't know if any of you paparazzi can see that, but there is balloon insertion right now. I need just a couple of the paparazzi. Hello, sister witch.

We need a little clown shot here. Don't get in the way. Don't get too obnoxious about it. But we have clown sex in the broadcast bed.

We're going to have a little fun. Free fall is applying the balloon to... Toots. Tootsie, hello.

Oh, yeah. Your nose is getting red, Tootsie. You must be having a good time. You look so happy.

Yeah, look at that. A happy clown. How does a balloon feel going in there? It feels so good.

It's hard. It's full of air. It's silly. Meanwhile, in this corner,

Reagan Reese is going down on Jay Lasseter like a champ. Oh, yeah. She's doing it. That's the warm-up?

The warm-up? Yeah. This sounds like the governator is having himself a good time. But it isn't.

It's Jay Lasseter. Our governator. Kissy Kissy. He's eating the girl scouts cookies, all right?

Susie, toots wore a special... What did toots wear? Nipple clamps. Oh, nipple clamps on toots.

Look at these. Nice. Little bells. Oh, these are very cute. Oh, yes.

You're so sexy tootsie. Yes. Very pretty sexy clown girl. Isn't she pretty sexy clown girl?

And did you ever dream you could be in bed with Darrell and Hannah? No. Didn't you fantasize about that when I saw that mermaid in the bathtub? It's not a scary fantasy, that's for sure.

When you saw that nurse, though, that evil nurse and killed Bill with the patch over her eye,

but yet so sexy. Ready to do it. Oh, look who's here. Well, hello.

They had a snake in. Come on. It's getting a little crowded. Well, you're from a funny farm, aren't you?

Is this the color? This is the color that they wear, too. Can we move aside the masks? Do you want to just move those aside?

And now... Take your pants off. Take your pants off. She needs you to take your pants off now.

Now's the time. Yes. I've been doing foreplay here with like three different vibrators

and she is ready for her partner in crime. Oh, yeah.

Darrell Hanna and Jack Fountain and a puss the fountain.

Oh, yeah. Go for it, girl. And to all a good evening. You're such a pretty woman.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. It's time for the witches to rule. The witches and wizards

and cocks and pussies and mouths and toes and ears

and nails stroking and sucking feeling the pleasure

feeling the power and the glory of sexual revelation brothers and sisters

lovers and sinners cops in jail may all you children of sex

and we are all children of sex. Look at these two beautiful cocks. We were talking about two cocks in a band before

and how they kind of thrive off each other even if they don't want to be with each other. They're just these two men just going at their women

and just feeling energized by all the other sex in the room. It's collective ecstasy brothers and sisters.

It's what turns you on about being human being a social animal being there in the cave

with the others having sex exploring and enjoying spitting and squirting and spurting

and rubbing and tickling and flying past your fears through the sky

on high just flying past all those fears people looking at you

people judging you who cares if you're doing good and having fun

and these brothers and sisters are doing good and having fun are they not brothers and sisters can I hear an amen

for all of our stars amen Darrell Hanna Jack Fountain Reagan Reese

Jay Lasseter Freakball and do it

of the ready gate clowns can we have a hand for everybody keep going but let's give them some applause we're not going to tell them later

oh you dirty whore we're going to tell them oh you beautiful star hey there baby

you got a nice big tongue there that's my best friend oh yeah yeah

everybody's getting so hot so morning oh well this girl sees another cock she likes too

oh yeah oh spank that bottom she's even got a footprint on one side what is that take them down

yeah take them all off take them all off you've worn those shoes long enough you don't have to walk anywhere

outdoors or anything he likes to keep his shoes on he's like a 70s porn star he says that that's what's American

oh yeah this is a husband and wife brothers and sisters how long have you been married 15 years

Darrell Hanna and Jack Fountain how long have you been married 14 years 14 years

14 years what is going on here what is going on here you said your manager

he's going to talk to his manager ooh oh a little clown tool

a big clown tool a fun clown tool oh baby oh Darrell Hanna

oh yeah lick that hot pussy oh yeah get on right here

let me move the dicks let me make some room for you Darrell get right in there oh yeah

doggy style that's because we're getting in touch with our animal nature we are part animal

we are human we are hot and we love to feel each other

close inside this is Jack Fountain and Darrell Hanna

oh yeah Jail Bay girl oh look at this beautiful tattoo the eye of Morris

oh yeah that looks really nice yeah it looks beautiful going in there so smooth oh yeah

oh yeah fuck that wife yeah this is what you call the horny housewife

and the horny husband yeah go for it Jack Fountain and Darrell Hanna couple of the year

surely this is the porn star couple just to show you how hot married sex can be see

don't be afraid to get married sometimes you can stay hot even though it is kind of scary for most people

because mostly they lose it but some couples manage to stay hot just like this couple

okay position oh yeah leave that baby I'll hold you here

oh yeah I've got a good view oh yeah get right in there oh yeah

oh yeah oh yeah get right on now oh yeah

oh this is a good view I wish I had a camera back here oh yeah mmm

wow I have quite an orgy going on in the bed I would say this is a Halloween back and alien orgy

brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners yes we are riding our rooms

mmm oh yeah good view mmm

mmm little vibrator in my finger that's all mmm mmm

oh yeah you go to beautiful breath oh just squeeze it just feeling

mmm mmm oh look at that nice cock

you want to ride a reverse calder reverse calder show off that beautiful body while you sit

on that big nasty husband cock yeah big nasty husband cock that's what I'm talking about

so don't be afraid it is very forbidden it's very scary to fuck your a husband right in front of all these people

show everybody your husband's big balls show everybody your husband's big cock show everybody your pussy

but Daryl Han is not afraid mmm no she'll even go to jail for it

that's right yeah she's riding that cock like a good cow girl ride that cock cow girl

mmm oh yeah little vibrator on that oh yeah

just feel that oh yeah don't worry we can make a new bed it's okay mmm

oh this my crystal okay we don't want to stab you

it's a peaceful show don't stab me okay we're going we're going we're fucking oh yeah look at this cock going

in and out and in and out how beautiful can you be oh yeah right in that beautiful wife of yours

yes oh yeah right inside there there's no place like home there's no place like home

yeah oh yeah oh yeah little hair pulling uh-huh

oh look at this fuck mmm yeah

you did this at home actually he didn't say all the time so I believe him sometime

that's good oh yeah at home y'all are opening up oh yes at home you don't need to

you don't have to have that angle you can be close to each other yes so here you are gracious enough

to share the pleasure with all of us to share the beauty of your bodies of your passion

of your energy but I think there's a police officer over there oh my god you could get arrested

there's a police officer right there are you going to arrest him? he's making the citizens arrest him he's got clown sex going on here

real clown sex we got clown sex boosted we got clown sex

oh yeah clown fucking clowns fuck too and this time they're not using a balloon they're using the real

bang yes yes yes we're having some wild sexy fun clowns

married couples jailbanks if anybody needs a condom we're not the ones

oh yes beautiful beautiful husband's going downtown on his pretty pretty wife can we just open this up now

how about that you're kind of hot let's take this off oh yeah

oh yeah those titties those mounts mounts up and down oh yes

beautiful girl beautiful amazon wonder woman super girl beautiful beautiful girl

oh yes let's just take this beautiful thing off and show off that those beautiful shoulders

that you work out young girlfriend yes oh really

oh yeah there we go oh yeah get ready that's hot it's hot

it's hot down here too is that lube over there lube lube we need some lube here we have some surgical lube

thank you clowns oh yeah you look so pretty and sexy riding that clown car

oh yeah riding that clown car all this beautiful sex in my head oh yeah

show-off show-off house done married 14 years this is a show-off

this is a show that supports marital values that's right married 14 years

and maybe they're in jail but they're fucking good oh yeah whoa

whoa a little deep-throating there mmm oh yeah

no who's the gentleman over there that's my buddy, Valentino Valentino

Valentino, Valentino, Rudy Valentino, right your beautiful to help him off with his shirt

because it's hot take off those clothes, come on help him off beautiful body

let's show off some of these beautiful bodies it's hot oh yeah baby Valentino

oh yeah fuck that wife so beautiful so beautiful

look at you you're getting beautiful all sweaty move my microphone out of your eye put it in to me, you're getting me all wet

oh and then I remember there's a beautiful woman over there oh we're surrounded by beauty do we have any towels

can you get a towel please, towel we're just water, give me some of those water pistols fill them up with water water pistols, water pistols

towels and water pistols towels and water pistols and just put it over there we're gonna step out

you're doing great actually I'm sweating my face off oh I see

I'm drowning in my wig alright then let's hear it for the renegade clowns whoo come on over here darling

give you a little kiss goodbye towel okay here's a towel you want it

I'm gonna try one I'm gonna try one let me have a little picture of you

I'm gonna have a little picture of the pretty man paparazzi you're gonna get my breath okay

oh thank you you're so beautiful I was gonna kiss your nose

oh yeah look at this pretty little thing this is so much prettier

jingles look at the camera look toots

that's right toots bye good to see you

good to see you nice to see you oh yes come on up here now we have plenty of room

plenty of room come back I know I just want to let you know

yeah I know okay we take a break we just practice when it come over here

come over here do you want to have excuse me let me just take a little break

I'm gonna just powder my little nose and say we are okay

um please come over here and

what's that look Darryl come on up here okay thank you water pistols

squirt each other how do you get the water okay okay here

why don't you go right up in here okay yes come on up in there okay thank you

okay and water pistols yeah showers

showers the rains come again oh yeah yeah

yeah beautiful I'm gonna be a double shooter here

yeah oh no they're not good this is cold oh yeah

yeah oh yeah baby Darryl Hannah and Jack Fountain are doing it

married 14 years so fuckable oh she's gonna come she is coming I think yeah

oh yeah Darryl Hannah oh yeah oh yeah

oh you're gonna come I'm gonna fucking come over my tongue paparazzi oh yeah

let me fucking swallow your semen swallow that fucking bottle oh yeah oh come on

come over my tongue oh yeah athlete come here we go Jack Fountain comes like

the Trevi Fountain yes right into the open mouth his beautiful wife Darryl Hannah

isn't that lovely that is marriage that is marriage porn style brothers and sisters

lovers and sinners let's hear it for Darryl Hannah and Jack Fountain yes and now seems like

a good time to start the party so let's all get inspired

by our brothers and sisters in porn and have a Halloween buck now ladies and gentlemen brothers

and sisters lovers and sinners thank you Jack thank you sister Darryl and we're all gonna get some music

on I think there's a cop that's gonna arrest you oh my god but in the meantime

dance fuck roll it and have yourselves a good time

exploring your erotic persona and a little bit of scary sex