Antidote to Mass-Murder: Massive Musical Orgy of Love, Lights & the Bill of Rights

Full transcript of Antidote to Mass-Murder: Massive Musical Orgy of Love, Lights & the Bill of Rights on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Americans, Africans, Europeans,

Indians, Christians, Jews, Libertarians, and vegetarians, Muslims, and hymns. All you children of sex. We are all children.

Sex with a capital X marks the spot. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear it? A women. I want to welcome you to Dr. Susie's speakeasy cathedral, brothers and sisters, right here in the soul of downtown LA.

This is the church of Bonoboville. This is the temple of the goddess and the gods and

the aliens and the bonobos and the humans and the snake. Yes, indeed. Don't tread on me.

Mm-hmm. I am an Americano. Yes, indeed. I have a bill.

Bill, I love you so. A bill of rights. Mm-hmm, brothers and sisters. And tonight, if you are tuned in live

to Dr. Susie dot TV, it is the well, kind of sort of the birthday, but it's just this day that's called Bill of Rights Day,

which was named Bill of Rights Day by Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Mm-hmm. And so I don't know that it was actually on this day that

we signed into effect our Bill of Rights, but this is the day when we celebrate it. And as those of you who know me know, and the irreverent Dr. Susan Block,

you're a humble servant and you're mistress of the airwaves and whoever's playing my great-grandmother's Steinway baby grand should stop right now.

Mm-hmm, because it's distracting me. Somebody stop him from playing the Steinway, please. Okay, and so where was it? Oh, yes, the Bill of Rights, brothers and sisters. How easily we get distracted. But but we are celebrating the Bill of Rights and kind of questioning some parts of the Bill of Rights a little bit. I

certainly don't question number one being your mistress of the airwaves and wanting as little censorship as possible. And of course, article one of the Bill of Rights is something that a lot of us in the erotic entertainment and sex education feel

fall back on quite a bit. It's also very, you know, kind of comforting for us blasphemers. I mean, compassionate blasphemy is what I believe in. I don't want to hurt anybody.

Certainly don't want to humiliate anybody or anybody's religion, but come on, it's all kind of funny. I mean, virgin births and miraculous seas parting and

gods in the sky and gods in the ground. I don't know if I mean the gods must be laughing, I think, so I think compassionate blasphemy is okay. An article one of the Bill of Rights says that it is okay. It says that Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion. That means we don't have a

national religion, you know. I mean, much as a lot of people like to say that the founding fathers were good Christians or Muslims or Jews or whatever they were, I mean, mostly they say Christians or deists. I guess that that's what a lot of people say they were, but it doesn't really matter what they were.

They could be snake worshipers because they say that the government of our country shouldn't, you know, have a religion. We should be any religion we want. And therefore be able to blaspheme other people's religions or even our own. Because if we're not going to respect the rule of religion, then blasphemy is a little inevitable.

Sorry, I mean, I don't mean to hurt you. Just trying to explore and search for truth. Brothers and sisters. Lovers and sinners. Now number two, article two. This is, you know, a kicker and yeah. It's all, oh, oh, and I forgot the rest of one. Wait a second.

Or prohibiting the free exercise thereof or abridging the freedom of speech or the press or freedom of speech or of the press or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. And they also didn't have semi-automatic weapons back then.

And that brings up number two, a self-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. All right, NRA, we love you. Yes, we love everyone. But I mean, to bear arms, OK, you should be able to bear arms, you know,

nice well-toned arms like Michelle Obama has or Paul Abroadwell. She has really nice, everybody should have really nice arms. Are some of my guests here. Especially bearing them.

Whoa, whoa, but does that include semi-automatic weapons? I don't think so. I mean, any more than, I mean, we have some drugs are illegal, right? Some, I mean, hey, shouldn't dangerous things like that, you know, I think so.

And we just had this horrible, what do you call it, massacre occur if you're listening to us live or tuned in live that, you know, kind of just permeates everything. I mean, we're going to celebrate brothers and sisters. We are, because partly because I believe and I think everyone here believes,

I don't know, we'll find out that, you know, the antidote to these horrors is the celebration of life, the antidote to these terrible tragedies and atrocities and gun massacres that are going on in this great country of ours that, of course, has this great Bill of Rights and number two is we all got to have guns and some people interpret that as semi-automatic weapons.

So here we are with all these massacres and yeah, they are pretty effective. I mean, there was a guy who tried to do sort of the same thing in China where these kinds of weapons are illegal. I think all guns are illegal and so he did it with a knife.

He went and chopped up and he made a lot of damage, you know, all these poor kids were cut up, but none of them were killed. Now, our guy, the American soldier dressed up like a soldier, he just mowed down kids and killed them all.

I mean, except, I think, 11 shots in some of those kids, 11. His mama taught him how to shoot. Right, his mama, nice Italian, a mama. Nice.

You're doing good, mama. Well, she's gone. Yeah, first, I can't help but think I wish I, you know, one of the first things I thought when I heard he killed his mother and then all these kids was,

you know, the guy must have had some sexual problems. I don't know what, but probably involved his mother and I wished he'd have called me, and those 20 kids, and maybe involved those 20 kids as well. And he couldn't talk to anybody about it, so he shot all these people.

Brothers and sisters, we got to talk about these things. We got to be able to talk about sex and about humiliation. I mean, I think, you know, nobody knows what this guy was feeling, but a lot of our feeling is he felt humiliated.

By something, by his situation. And he retaliated. He took revenge in this horrible, unforgivable, just disgusting way. So, you know, we can blame him and his mom, but we have to look to ourselves,

I think, because it happens so much in American society. And we have to, you know, look at our gun laws. That's sort of the easy thing to look at. But we also have to look at this freedom of speech and see what we are talking about.

I mean, what are we telling the children? Because this guy that killed all these kids, he wasn't much older than a kid. He was a kid. He was 20 years old.

And he grew up with some messages. I don't know what. Well, one of the things that the right wing is saying is because we've taken God out of the classroom, and that's why these things happen.

God is everywhere. God is everywhere. They're military that you can't be in the military without subscribing to God. And it's got to be the Christian God.

West Point. You get, you know, you get funding. God gets funding. Atheism doesn't.

I mean, listen, our schools, our public schools are supposed to subscribe to the First Amendment. Yes, that Congress will not have a, you know, a Christian state or a Jewish state or a Muslim state or a Hindu state or a snake state.

We're just going to have a state by the people with all of its flaws. But we supposedly have this voting thing. We can vote anybody in of any religion. And, yeah.

So the schools kind of, I mean, kind of tried to subscribe to that. But religion is definitely all around us. And also a lack of talking about our sexual feelings. I know this because so often people call and say, I can't talk about this

with anybody else. And I'm glad that we're here at least to provide a way to talk about things that bother people, because sometimes it bothers you so much and then you're on the wrong meds, okay, then there's that.

The med thing, you know, they kind of screw up your prescription or whatever. And it just makes you, you know, you're all shy and depressed. And then the meds kick in and you're just courageous enough to kill your mother and 20 people or more or whatever.

Yeah, it's, these drugs are, I mean, there's a lot going on that we all have to look at and we may not solve it. But we have to try. And we have to try to tell our children and our adults and our people

in the middle that love is more the answer than violence. And we don't. We've got a perpetual military presence out there. We're bombing children.

Why shouldn't somebody pick up a gun and mow some down and get famous? It's disgusting, but you kind of see the psychology. I mean, all these drones just dropping bombs and killing children. America does this.

America gives people medals for doing this. It's so interesting that we're outraged by that. And then our armies go overseas and kill virtually thousands of children in the name of freedom that General Petraeus would

apologize for having an affair. Who cares? And anyway, that's fun. It's juicy.

He would apologize for having an affair instead of apologizing for bombing children. So you know, we have to look to ourselves and we have to protect ourselves.

I think life is worth protecting. I think life is worth celebrating and sharing the pleasures and not saying that only certain types of men are masculine and only certain types of sex is OK.

And all that stuff that probably was playing on this kid's psyche in addition to the fucked up meds or whatever. And the availability of the gun's mom. Anyway, I don't want to talk too much more about this

because we have a whole bunch more rights to enumerate. And it's Hanukkah, the festival of lights. All right. And tonight we are going to light all eight candles

for the eighth night of Hanukkah. It is just so awesome. And it's also, of course, the Christmas season, mid-Christmas season.

We're all in our red teddies. Well, some of us are. Some of us are wearing strange African outfits or, you know, hot bondage things.

I don't know. We're just a united nations of sex tonight here in the Speakeasy Cathedral. Woo-hoo!

Amen and amen women. I'm so excited to just integrate with all these aliens. And we have a binder full of women. Oh, yes.

Binders full of women. Binders full of women. And full of these women. You hear that, Romney?

We got binders full of women. Oh, yes, indeed. They am right. We do.

Yes, indeed. Yes. It helps to heal. You've got bupkus.

Mm-hmm. And what else is going on? I guess it's almost Kwanzaa. And the world's going to come to an end soon, right?

Yeah, in a few days. Right, yeah. Okay, so let's start introducing ourselves here. First, I have the fitness queen.

Oh, I forgot. Yes. Lights, Hanukkah Christmas. Rights, Bill of Rights.

And catfights. Tejasuda, producer, you know, kind of connected all these things. And so catfights, I don't know, very calm catfights with no semi-automatic weapons involved. Right.

But I don't know if you're a catfighter, Jules Jade. I'm a fighter. But you are a fighter. I don't think I'm a catfighter.

I'll fight for real, though. No, I'm just kidding. Cats can fight for real. You don't scratch.

You just... No, I punch. Woo, you are strong. No, what do you do?

Tell us what you do. You're a penthouse pet cover girl, as well as just this amazing, you know, bionic bodybuilder. I'm a strong girl. Look at those muscles.

Those are some muscles. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah.

Wow. That's Max Hardcore up there, playing the guitar. I mean, I could see you just jump, you know, kind of moving up and down, getting in all these positions. Well, no, I think it helps with my scenes, because a lot of girls, they don't work out,

and they get in the squat position. They're like, oh, my legs are burning, and I can't stay in that position. That's right. I can stay there, because I do squats all the time, so I can squat on that cock.

And I can stay there, and you can see the muscles working, and, you know? Yes, indeed. That's right. If you're in good shape, you can fuck for hours.

Yeah. You can just go all night, you know what I mean? Well, I think, you know, one good exercise leads to another. Right.

You know? And you must have amazing Kegel muscles. Yeah? Yeah, everything is muscular down there.

Maybe you need to work those out a little bit, yeah. No, no, no. I do. I do.

I go pee, and then I hold it, and I pee. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what you do? Yeah.

Everybody does. Yeah, pretty much. I try. Mm, mm.

So, yeah, you're a woman of many talents, and you have a partner. I do. And he is here. He is here.

He's one of Santa's henchmen. He is. Yes. He's pretty big himself.

He's. Je boom. Je boom. Je boom.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, hello, Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Yes.

Happy end of the world. How's it going? Good. Merry Christmas.

So, you are partners. Yeah. And are you married? We're married.

We're married partners. No way. Husband and wife. Yes.

Amen and amen. Women. Good for you. Ten years.

Ten years. We've been together, let's say, we'll be married nine and together for twelve. Twelve years. Ooh.

And do you have kids? We do. Really? Yeah.

Can I ask how old? Three all together. We have a, he just turned seven, and then he has a twelve-year-old and I have a fifteen-year-old. I want to get this out of the way because I want to talk about sex, but how did you deal

with the tragedy talking to your kids? I was really depressed yesterday. Yeah. I mean, I was, I don't know, I'm still depressed.

It makes me very angry. It's scary. You want to take your kids out of school. I want to, like, homeschool.

Except that this kid that did it, he was homeschooled. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know that that's so great.

But you want to protect them and it's like, I can't go and be the security guard at school all day. You know what I mean? How am I going to protect my kids with these crazy people everywhere?

No, you can't. There are crazy people everywhere. Everywhere. We just, we just got to exude love.

We got to, we got to, we got to try to get our message across. I think. But anyway. What do you think?

I mean, you guys, how long have you been in the sex industry? I've been in, I started porn in 2001. So did you get into it to, oh no, you got into it first and then you got married? I warped him.

He was, not that he was square by any means, but he met me and I showed him a whole new enlightening side of sex. Wow. I just opened up his world in so many ways.

And, and. I think he's happy. Yeah. You like it now.

He is. You like this world. I do. Of exhibitionism and voyeurism and.

He's very well taken care of and I think he's very happy. Well taken care of. Yes. So what, what does that take?

A blow job? A harem of girls? Many, many, many blow jobs. Many blow jobs.

Many. But that's something you like. Okay. Spit or swallow?

On your face? On your tits? No. Oh, I do it all.

I hope. Do it all. You're not a porn star if you don't swallow. If you don't swallow.

You know, okay. Yeah, not good. You got to do it all. Yeah.

Anal, vaginal. All position. And do you, do you have like an exercise routine which involves sex, like exercise into sex?

We've been kind of doing fitness workout, video, sex, mixing it up. Oh yeah. People like to see that. And he's got to do all the exercises and do chest while I'm fucking him at the

same time. And if I stop, she stops. Right. And I get mad.

I'm like, continue on with your repetitions. I'm going to fuck you. And I get very violent about it. I make sure he does his form correctly.

She's a cat fighter. Yeah. I am. You want to make sure you get the cardio in with the weight lifting.

Get it all. Good stuff. All right. You're going to work us out in a little bit, but I want to introduce some of

my other guests. And we're going to get worked in. Okay. All right.

Right. Samantha has a new hairstyle always. Samantha fairly. Now she is striped red and a blonde mid Mohawk.

I was going for candy cane holidays. I see. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Candy cane holidays.

Right. Okay. And you've also got some like tribal things going on here. Yes.

Indeed. For the band. For the band. I think I'll also introduce your cohort.

Catherine. Yes. Of electric. What is it?

Electric entertainment. Electric sex. Electric sex entertainment. And you are here with the Dawgons.

Dawgons. Dawgons. Dawgons. Dawgons.

Dawgons. Dawgons. Dawgons. Good time.

All right. And they're these strange looking creatures. I should say that Catherine and Samantha always bring fabulous bands. And they are just such sexy creatures themselves.

And so, you know, we're all excited. This seems like an anthropological adventure. What's going on? I think we need a microphone on this.

Can you hear me? Oh, there we go. Well, what happened was that I got really, really stoned one day with my friend over there. We were watching the Discovery Channel.

Yes. We saw the, trapped the Dawgons. So we went to the beach and found Driftwood. And then we...

Got naked. Yep. Okay. Okay.

And then we played a show. We got more naked. And then people call us... Wow.

And the Dawgons are a strange sort of tribe. They're very interesting. I've heard, I quickly skimmed through this little YouTube piece about them. But they're kind of old in their culture.

Saying, like from ancient, ancient Egypt. And when Egypt got modern and all went one religion, Islam, they kind of got persecuted, of course. And so they left and they went to some other African area.

And they have this strange relationship with astronomy. Yeah, they have a lot of information that they shouldn't have. Yeah. What is that about?

Well, we know about planetary systems that we found hundreds of years ago that they're just now finding. You being the Dawgons. Yes.

Yes. And it explains religion quite well. They got it all wrong around here. It was outer space.

Outer space. So this is the theory that there were creatures from outer space that came down and kind of helped to build the pyramids or taught people how to have sex or something?

That's right. Ah, okay. Interesting. Okay, so you are from this religion.

Or is it a religion? Is it a gimmick? What is it? We call it science.

Science? Okay, okay. So you're going along with the science and you feel like these people are queued into this.

But, I mean, the aliens from outer space, we don't... I mean, is that science? Yeah. Okay, I don't know if I have...

I need an opposing view here. All right. Well, we respect it as a belief system. All right.

And that's all cool. And we also respect it as a musical muse. And explain the masks, please. Well, the mask represents who we saw.

Ah, these are the faces of the aliens. Yes, ma'am. Okay. Gotcha.

The creatures or the gods. They have these long faces that are made of what? A driftwood from San Simian. Why, are they comfortable?

They move around a lot with them. I wonder how they keep them on. It hurts when you head bang and it's loose and then it smacks you in the nose.

Oh, yeah. I hear it. Yeah. All right.

Well, you look great. We're going to hear you play in just like about, I think, 10 minutes. Okay.

I think I'm going to put Eve away because we're now going to have a candle lighting ceremony. It is the Festival of Lights tonight, brothers and sisters. Say goodbye to Eve.

We are here in the Garden of Eden. Bye. Yes. We'll play with her later.

She's going back into her cave. Okay. I need some hot looking chicks. I think I need everybody up here.

We're going to do this candle lighting ceremony. We're going to have people lighting candles and then you're all going to sit back down. Well, not all of you.

Can we do that? Is that okay? Can we have everybody get up here? Let's see.

We're going to first figure this out. Okay. By the way, for Hanukkah, everybody gets some gelt money. So, here you go.

Money. Money. Yeah, this is to tip the strippers, right? Cash money.

Cash money. Gold, baby. Is this to gamble when we play stripped cradle? Whoa.

Didn't mean to hit your face. Okay. All right. So, now we need these things.

These things are called menorahs, by the way. And it's all based on this crazy miracle that says that oil in a lamp that was supposed to last one day lasted eight days. So, we have eight lights and one for good luck. So, okay.

So, we're going to have all this fire here. And so, who's going to come up? You're going to come up? Okay.

You're going to come up, too. Come on up. Come on up. Come on up.

We're going to light these things, right? Okay. Yes. Yes.

Oh, you're flammable. That's okay. Just, you know, stay away from the fire. You'll just be in the back as, you know, erotic polkretude.

Okay. And do we have enough? We need one. Okay.

We have these kind of lighters. They look like guns, right? Yeah, but they're the nice kind of guns. Okay.

So, I'm going to light this one, I guess. And now maybe I should light this one. You're going to light this one. And here's how you light it.

There's a special way. Let me see. Oh, yes. This is, this looks like this tribal Hanukkah.

Here, come on up, Shea. Be in the picture. We're all gathering to light menorahs. Right.

We're all lighting. Okay. So, who wants this lighter? Okay.

And so, you light this candle first. Okay. So, this is the first candle you light. Wait.

Just hold it. Somebody hold it. And you're going to light this candle first. And then you use that to light the other candles.

Okay. And then I'm going to say this mumbo jumbo right now that I don't know if anybody knows the words. You can sing along.

Okay. So, here we go. Okay. Amen.

Women. And sometimes these candles are very cheap. Be patient. Okay.

There it goes. And then the last one is. And it's just a little ancient mumbo jumbo that means it's a blessed night. It's Hanukkah.

And we're blessed to make fire. There we go. Almost. Ooh.

These candles are so cheap. Come on, Israel. Okay. There we go.

Okay. Where's a cock candle? Let's light a cock candle. One of those.

Yeah. These are not actually part of the tradition. But here at the Speak Easy, we are very traditional. And then, of course, we blaspheme against tradition by using the shamas to light a cock candle.

But really, aren't all candles kind of cocks? I mean, they're kind of all tall and phallic, and they represent cocks. And, yeah, there you go. Light a cock candle.

Okay. And it's kind of beautiful. I mean, you know, I'm at this point in my life. I was raised Jewish, but I am an agnostic.

But it's always beautiful to look at all the lights of the Hanukkah, Menorah, just as it's always beautiful to look at the lights of the Christmas tree, and religion has many, many beautiful aspects to it. It's just that it's so often used to hurt and discriminate against,

especially when it comes to sex. But hey, l'chaim. All right. And Merry Christmas.

All right. So now, some of you have to get back to your microphones. And some of you are going to play some music, right? So some should get back in their microphones.

And let's listen to some music now. There's not going to be any feathers flying right now, right? Because we have fire here. So, okay, that's a different band.

Okay, so this is more of a thing over here. So, you know, I might want to have somebody up here on the bed with me. This is Max Hardcore, brothers and sisters. Let's hear it for Max Hardcore.

He has been a porn phenomenon. And now he's a rock star. And he has certainly made good use of our bill of rights. Dr. Seussi, I'm glad to hear you are raising Jewish.

So was I. L'chaim. But I was raised a Christian Jew. He's a Mexican Jew, don't worry.

Don't hear his fucking lines. I was very confused. I'll tell you that. All right.

A Christian Jew, you know? The Judeo-Christian thing. Brothers and sisters live on The Dr. Seussin Block Show. This is the next song we got.

Jungle Fever. What? Okay, one more. This song is about men.

Okay, they're going to play one more song, brothers and sisters. This song is about a man who raped another man globally. Oh, no. This is not about a little beach.

California. Two-store living. And that man's name was Mr. Hey, feature.

One at your home on the nail floor. This guy's not behind. This is all feature. Fuck this whole behind.

No, we got to rate it. Everybody get to your microphones now. You can sit down somewhere. Okay.

Very good spanking paddle. We always like to keep the spanking paddle thematic. Okay, so. Can I play with that?

Yeah, now you can't use it hard because her face breaks off. Okay, this is actually from the San Diego Zoo, and a client gave this to me as a gift and just thought it was a goddess symbol.

That's how the zoo sells it in its gift shop. But I immediately picked it up and put him over my knee and went, whack, whack, it's a paddle. And he goes, oh, yeah, it is.

And, you know, then they stopped selling them because I think everybody figured it out. So, hmm. All right.

Look at all the pretty Hanukkah lights. So, now, you guys have to explain about all that rape stuff. The rape?

The rape. Well, there's a pharmacist in town. You know, you think he's nice at first. And what had happened is he brought a guy out

on a hot date on the beach. And the guy didn't expect to get so hot. And he said, stop. And Mr. Tomasini said, no.

This was two guys. Yep. And Mr. Tomasini, he left the scene of the crime, but he forgot his keys.

So is this song like, I mean, what is the attitude towards this rape? Well, it's, you know, men don't expect to be raped.

They don't think of things like that. But it does happen. It depends on if you're at the big house. No, I know.

There's certain places where men can be raped. Yeah. I guess, especially when there's a lot of men. Well, you definitely hear about more women

being raped than men. Well, yeah. In a media. In church.

Well, you do. Yeah. You're right. And yeah, in church.

Yeah. Yeah. Where's that little church book here? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. In church, we got a little bit of choir boy rape. Okay.

Take a nice picture with the, oh, look at all these beautiful menorahs. Oh, wow. Choir boy rape.

Yeah. So this is about the, the shock of being raped as a man. Yes, it is.

And that's just something that, you know, it makes me very feel uncomfortable to know that it can happen when you think it's just going to be a nice little walk on the beach. Yeah.

I bet it's uncomfortable. You know, it's a terrible thing. And hey, we're laughing about it. Where were you raped?

What beach was that? Yeah. Where can I find it? Let's see.

How many men are raped on the beach? Actually, I almost got raped at Pirates Cove. You know, there's a lot of people, by the way, one of the reasons we're laughing is because a lot of people kind of

fantasize about rape. It's a common fantasy. Nobody really wants to be raped. This is the horrific thing.

But yet a lot of us, you know, fantasize about being kind of raped. I say kind of because it wouldn't be by somebody we don't like. It would only be by somebody attractive.

And it would only be when we're in the mood. And it would only be under all these different circumstances. But because, you know, religion and other things tell us we shouldn't want sex,

a lot of people feel it's bad to want sex, so we fetishize rape because then you don't have to want it. In fact, it's happening against your will. Oh, I can't help it.

And that's how some people, you know, orgasm. But that doesn't mean anybody really wants to be raped. Only by people like Charlotte Stokely or something, or Catherine.

Charlotte's not here tonight. I know she is. But Catherine is. Catherine is.

She's one of your girls. My two very favorite people that come here. Right. And all the other people I like a lot, but not like this.

Thank you. We like you too. Oh, you'd like to be raped by Catherine. No, I didn't see that.

I was trying to figure out what you were saying. I actually don't really know exactly where my name fit in. I was talking about rape and you brought up Catherine. Well, I mean, if I was going to be raped,

let's put it that way. If I was going to be. But that's no longer uncomfortable. Right.

Right. Yeah. That's okay. That's welcome rape.

I have this note from porn star fan. AKA panty boy. Yes, I know that individual. You do.

Yes. He's a Twitter. He's a big fan of yours. And he would like to know how was Jules.

Squirt experience. Did you squirt? Occasionally, which squirt? Also, how was her penthouse experience?

Well, you could start with either one. The choice is yours. I'm a little confused. Well, you can start with that.

My penthouse. You're on the cover of penthouse. Yeah. Oh no, it's awesome.

I mean, I love doing the magazine shoot. It was. It was spectacular. You kind of feel like the queen for the day.

It was beautiful and sexy. The Amazon queen. The Amazon. You know what?

I have to say, I mean, I love penthouse. Not putting it down. But I actually like ripped up like big time. Just I figured they'd like put my real body in the magazine,

like ripped up. Oh, you know what I'm saying? Like I did. Yeah.

I tried to make you look like all the other girls. Yeah. And I worked so hard because I mean, I was even on water pills. I was like pissing the whole way up to LA.

I was like stop it. Like I like ripped myself up thinking. All right. All right.

I'm going to be on the cover and I'm going to be, I'm going to like show this healthy fitness, you know, stand out like different from all the other girls. Well, I want you to show us that healthy fitness woman.

I will. That stands out from the other girls. Can you show us what you're wearing and come up here and we'll give you a microphone up here.

And you can take your absence. So what is this stuff? That is absent. Our favorite drink other than Hennessy,

which we're, we're drinking absence tonight. Ah, absent. Yay. And yeah, here she goes.

This is Jules Jade, brothers and sisters. And look at this outfit. Wow. Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. Let's get a microphone for her now. Yes. Oh, Shay.

Yeah. Why don't you get on that side of her? Fix your nipple, baby. Fix your nipple.

Her nipples are perfect. But the ring is not there. Oh, the ring. Yes.

Exactly. You don't have to fix the nipple. Just the ring. Yes.

Look at these. Look at this outfit. This is quite something. Thank you.

And did you just get this outfit? I did. Yeah, this was a happy Christmas present. You look all wrapped up like a Christmas present.

Yeah, do you like that? Yeah, I do. And I mean, I'll hold this while you flex your muscles. I think you should flex in this outfit.

Yeah, I mean, I think you should show off these, these muscles here. Look at these titties. Look at the titty move here.

Whoa. That is beautiful. You like that? And now here is the...

Whoa. Such soft skin. Soft skin. It's soft, but it's hard.

On a hard muscle. I want to wrestle. I want to arm wrestle. Okay, now there's the cat fighting part here.

You know, she does want to arm wrestle. Oh, look at these. I guess a good chest. Yeah, look at this.

Now, what is this move called? This is the wrestler's move. Well, no, I'm actually trying to flex my upper chest. Oh.

My chest muscles. This chest flex. My strideation. Chest strideation.

Then you got the tries. Look at the tries. And the shoulders. Uh-huh.

Mmm. Just beautiful. Your body is your work of art. You work it, you know.

And the lats. The lats. Check out the lats, brothers and sisters. And how about the glutes?

Oh, the glutes. Yeah. Look at those glutes. I think glutes are one of the favorites, right?

Okay. And look at these legs. Oh, but we skipped the stomach. Let's deal with the abs, brothers and sisters.

Yes. Look at Jules Jade's abs. Wow. Check it out, panty boy.

She's wearing these little panties. Are these attached to this? They're all attached. It's like a skirt.

A skirt thing. Okay. Very nice. And the quads.

And the quads. That's pretty good. Pretty good. I would say they're excellent.

Yeah, they're good. What do I know? And the calves. Yeah.

Now, do you compete as a bodybuilder? I probably should, but I don't like the whole dieting thing. I don't like to diet. You don't need to diet, do you?

No, but I mean they, I think they, they like, they don't drink water for like, they barely drink water and then they don't eat much carbs and then they start to stink and then they get gas.

I had this woman bodybuilder working out by me and just like passed gas so bad. I think I would have died. Wow.

I mean, it's like they, they stink. What is that, what is that gas they produce? What's it called? It's like methane.

Methane. Methane. She was like liquid methane and I was like, Jesus, girl. That's from all the protein.

And you know what? I don't like to like compete. I want to be like, hey, it's just me. I want to be myself.

Well, I want to give you a prize just for having this body. I mean, you win the sexual athletic body prize and so you can just pick something out of our calyxotics bag. Oh my goodness, other sexual toys.

Oh no, actually this is okay. Yeah, let me see. Let me just see if there's any forbidden gifts in here that have been used.

No, these are all good. Wow. My goodness. What do I want here?

What do you want? I don't know. What's good? Santa?

Santa? God, Santa's being so good to me right now. Is this one a good one? Oh, she got a tantric kind of bondage thing.

Oh, I have that shit at home now. Oh, I don't have that shit. I want machinery. Oh, machinery.

Something with batteries. I want some heavy machinery. That's what I'm into. You got a jackhammer in there?

A jackhammer? Oh, that'd be even better. I like it hard. I like it hard and rough.

Hard and rough. Have you tried? You want to try the Sybian? That's not in the bag.

But this is a light shimmer or something? Turbo. Bullet? Turbo bullet?

I need a turbo. Turbo? So I got turbo power. It's turbo.

That's what it says. All right, I'll try it. That's what it says. Okay.

I will let you know. Maybe I'll try it tonight. Yeah. We're going to experiment.

Not that particular one. We both have to try it then. Yeah. We're going to try it.

We're going to try it. We're going to see if this is good or not. Okay. Now, I don't know if it has a battery in it.

We'll find one. We'll find a battery. There's a 7-11 around here somewhere. We'll get batteries.

Yeah. Do you want to help find one right now? We can. Yeah.

I don't know. What do we need? We need triple-A, double-A. We will use these three double-A batteries.

Three double-A batteries. Yeah. It's got to be turbo. Very specific.

You won't be able to find one. Uh-huh. Find the remote. So where did Catherine and Sam go?

I just have these creatures here. Do you guys want to get up to the microphone yourself since you're just back there like that? Yeah.

Hey, Brock, how's it going? Let's get up. Welcome back. Clear.

Yeah. Back? What? Thank you for having us back.

We took a little break there. We got some car troubles. Car troubles. On a brand-new car.

On your chariot. That's something. We're not used to bare-assing a seat like this. It's interesting.

Here, we thought you were spending X-mas holidays with your folks. Uh-huh. Well, we spend time equal time with all of our families. Right.

Family, family, and then make it here. The other family. Uh-huh. Yeah, but we're so close to the other family.

Uh-huh. All right, brothers and sisters. So did we get, we're getting the... We are.

We're working on the batteries here. The batteries here. Okay. And we are enjoying our absinthe.

There we go. We have a new drink, Hennessy. But we poured the absinthe before we could get to the Hennessy. But if anybody wants a little Hennessy.

I'll do a little Hennessy. You want to do a little Hennessy? Yeah, I want to get sourced. All right.

Would you do it from a penis shot glass? That's kind of pretty too. I've been drinking from a penis straw all night. I have no shame.

Okay. Good. Because we're going to pour it in... Love it.

Love penis straws. That'd be a first. This is Hennessy black label, brothers and sisters. Okay.

Oh, yeah. That's sexy. I want to drink a penis through a penis. You know, once you go black, you never go back.

You don't go back. That's right. Blondes on blacks. Okay.

So here you go. She ghost me. She's trying out that turbo. She did.

That was pretty turbo. That's turbo. There you go. It made you jump.

Yeah. Thank you, my love. Okay. So the candles are burning down.

Who thinks they know which one's going to last the longest? They're going to be the winner. The tallest one? The big dick.

Which one? The big dick. Oh, the big dick. No, that's cheating.

No, it's got to be one of the little guys here. Which one? Which one? Orange.

Who's betting? You got to bet your... Your chips. Right.

Your chips. Where did the rest of the chips go? I want to use these later for... Oh, yeah.

Here's some chips. Did somebody want to bet out there? I think we should be betting loincloth. Whoa.

All right. What are you betting on, Papi? The middle one. That means the blue one?

That's it. That's the one you're betting. Oh, because it's up high. That's it.

See, people believe that that which is high is more powerful. Which could be. I mean, it is away from the other fire. But in a way, the other fire might burn it faster.

So we don't know. Who else? Anybody else have a... I'm going to vote for the orange, actually.

I'll go with the orange on the right side. Yeah, the outside ones. Your left. I want the biggest one.

Of course you do. Of course. Okay, but it's hard to tell which is biggest right now. The pink one.

The pink... Oh, no. That's... That pink's different to me.

That's the alien. We're only doing the human candles. Okay, one more picture with the candles. Oh, no.

One second. I got to do this specialty thing. Oh, look. Jules has got the turbo in her panty.

Oh, Jules. Whoa. Almost set fire to my tallest. Okay.

So what are we doing here with this vibrator? Everything. It's in my pants. Oh, wow.

It's in your panty boy. It's in my pants. Did you hear that? It's in my pants.

Panty boy, she's got the vibrator in her panties. Woohoo. It's nice. I like the light on that thing.

It's pretty nice. I guess so. It's very nice. It is.

I think you should try it. Oh, yes. Oh, and it lights up, too. I think the light's the...

It's an added feature. That is really... All I can see is blue. Yeah.

I like it. Blue and red. Beautiful. You know, red for Christmas, blue for Hanukkah,

red, white, and blue for America. Orgasm, orgasm. Red, white, it's the American way. You guys are very patriotic with your vibrator.

Very patriotic. Yeah. Obama would be proud. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd vote for you guys. Oh, Obama. He's the big O, baby.

Yeah, he is. Ooh, I think you like that. Get it. Oh, yeah.

I don't know if I'm giving this back to you. Oh, no, I should. It's your present. I'll take it.

Put it back in there. Oh, no, I share, though. We have to share. Well, I'll put it back in you.

There you go. Back in there. Can you hold this? Are you going to help me?

Can you... Okay. Well, first, I'll put it on the outside. How does that feel?

It feels good. Uh-huh. Yeah. Mm.

She's going to go on the inside. Oh, she's going in the back cave. Mm. The back cave.

Yeah. Wow. I'm in the back cave. And it's lighting up.

See these bats have infrared vision. What do you have? Yes, they do. Oh, yeah.

Okay. It's nice. Ooh. So pretty.

Mm. Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way, if you want to call us, our numbers, 1-866-289-7068, you can also tweet us at Radio Susie 1, R-A-D-I-O-S-U-Z-Y-1.

And Sergio is there tonight tweeting with you. Okay, Jules. Yes. Who is your favorite porn star?

You're a porn... I guess you're your own favorite. I would say you should be your own favorite porn star. But maybe someone else.

I'm like, I don't know. Me and my husband were our favorite porn stars. Yeah. You guys are my favorite, too, just so you know.

Oh, yeah? I love it. Mr. Dogone. She's my favorite.

Can we have all the Dogone's names here? She's my favorite porn star over here. Okay. She's hot.

Oh, she is. Oh, she is. She is. Yeah, it's always been my dream to, yeah, just ravage her.

Oh, well, be my guest. Oh, I will. Yeah. Thank you for your permission.

I mean, not that I can give permission. I just can tell by the look in her eyes that she's okay with that. You can give permission. Thank you, Brock.

Okay. He can give permission, and he just gave me permission to give permission for you to ravage her. So we all have permission? Okay.

Go for it. There she goes. Okay, so while she's starting to ravage, what are your Dogone names? What are your Dogone names?

Mine's King Cheese, and it's not because I have cheese, but I like to eat fancy cheese. King Cheese. I don't know. That's so sexy to be like cheesy.

But okay, King Cheese. I'm the Duke. The Duke. Yes, ma'am.

Of Earl. Okay. It's because I got it. The Duke.

Okay. And Uncle Benjamaya. Uncle Benjamaya. Sounds like a prophet.

All right. Well, welcome, Dogones. Okay. So now we have Shay Golden, who has been away.

Did you miss us? Yes. I miss you guys all so much. Yeah.

Well, we missed you a lot. I mean, we've been busy, as you can tell on Twitter. But was this fun? We was not as fun without you.

No way. No way. And it's also not as fun without seeing your breasts. So we're going to just open that up a little bit here.

Here, take a big sip. And oh, no, maybe not. I will then. Yeah.

Yeah. Just relax. Okay. So what do you guys think about Bill of Rights Day?

I mean, I know you don't have that in your country, but... I like rights, and I like vagina more. Yep. Yep.

That's it. Well, the right to look at vagina could be a right. I love this country right now. It needs to be protected.

This is an expression of freedom of speech, really. I mean, some people argue that it's not really. How do you like that pussy? Oh, I like it.

I'm getting her. I'm trying to get her. You're trying to get her? It's getting in there, yeah.

Okay. How's she doing? Good. Very good.

Yeah. Do you like the way it lights up? Yeah. Is she getting the right spot now?

She's a little to the right of your clit. Do you like it to the right or to the... Oh, yeah. Oh, now she's right on the clit?

Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, she's right on it.

Well, I'm getting in there. Yeah. You are. Oh, yeah.

And she does have a juicy one. She does. It's very juicy. Yeah.

And I want to know if her boyfriend, Brock Hart, has a good seat. Do you want to get a better look here? Oh, does he want a better look? I don't know.

I'm kind of blocked almost by Dick, which is like the worst seat. Oh, it's a lit Dick. I think that's good. It's a lit Dick.

You could get a better seat. Less than worse than being blocked by Dick. Yeah. Yeah.

That's called cock blocking. There's a name for that. Oh, I know about cock blocking. Right.

You do. What do you know about cock blocking? Yeah, she's got really wiggling around here. Cock blocking is happening to me.

It's pretty funny, actually. I laugh. Oh, yeah. Does that feel good?

We don't need any cock block buyers. She's getting very, like, hot right now. Look at it. Yeah.

How's it going? It feels so good. She started like day... Yeah.

Yeah. She's... We're trying to get her hair. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's getting warmed up. Uh-huh.

Well, you're not much of a fighter. You seem to be more of a lover than a fighter. Oh, no. I'm a lover.

Yeah. You just work out to... No. I'm a lover.

Yeah. For sure. Yeah, you are. And you are loving away.

Oh, she's getting there. We're getting close. Yeah. We're getting close to blast off.

Yeah. I feel it. You think there's going to be a big O? I don't know.

I think we're getting close. Yeah. I bet she'd get a lot closer if you put that tongue in there. Yeah.

Oh, the boyfriend has a suggestion. Yeah, you want to put your tongue in there? I think you should put your tongue in there with it. Yeah.

I appreciate it. It's a good idea. Go for it. I can cool with it.

Here she goes. Down the hatch. She's licking it up. Oh, how's that going?

Yeah. That seems like it's sending you into that doggone dimension. That's right. Yeah.

All right, brothers and sisters. This is your right to see pussy. I love both of you. Beautiful pussy.

Going through the pulsations of pleasure. This is the antidote to all the murder and mayhem. Beauty. Sex.

Love. Cunninglingus. Cunninglinguist. Yes.

A very cunninglinguist she is. She is. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I think we have orgasm, Houston. Oh, yeah. Here she goes. Oh, she's golden, brothers and sisters.

Back in Bonoboville. That's the holidays. Happy holidays. I love the holidays.

Yeah. Was that an orgasm? Yeah. Yes, it was, brothers and sisters.

Can we hear a hallelujah? Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Traits.

Hallelujah. Praise the lady. Absolutely. And praise this lady who did this.

See that? Good idea, right? We had to praise our lovely lady, Jules. Thank you.

Jules Jade. Thank you. And Shay Golden. Welcome back.

Okay. And yeah, you got a good little toy there. Yeah. Yeah, I taste her pussy in my mouth, so I'm happy.

All right. It's very tasty. I'm sorry. Pussy tastes very good.

Yes, it does. It's Campbell's. It is. It's a delicacy, really.

Oh, now the girls here, I see, are all dressed up for Santa. Wow. Wow, they are. They're in their little Santa thing.

Catherine and Samantha, let's see, should we have them just come right up here and show off your outfit? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah.

For sure. Please. I think so. A little toy, you're like, I'm happy.

She's all giddy. Yeah, you are. She's all happy. She's like, ooh.

How are we doing here? Oh, the yellow is looking good. I might switch mine to the yellow, but you're not supposed to do that. See, I said the far orange.

Yeah, the far orange is looking good. Although this orange is the one. That's the one I went with. Oh, that's looking good.

That's the one. You might win. Yeah. You ready for a lot of chocolate?

Yeah. Okay, look at you guys. You're just so cute and lovely. We wanted to be festive.

Yeah, you are festive. Okay. So have you had sex with any of these guys? No.

Why not? Unfortunately. It just hasn't happened. No.

And you guys, you haven't tried or it's the masks that? No, we just haven't tried. It's been strictly business thus far, like booking them and bringing them here. Okay.

All right. They don't live by me. All we ever do is just swing the wieners around. I only see them at shows.

What's that? All we ever do is just swing our wieners for you. Do you swing your wieners? Now I noticed your other outfit had some swinging wieners.

Well, they were bones. Bones. Penis bones. Were they penis bones?

Well, I think that Samantha had a penis bone, didn't you? Penis bone. It looked like a penis bone. We have to look at that again.

I thought they were all penis bones. There was one around your waist that looked like a penis bone. They were big penis bones. Yeah.

We'll have to, maybe it was a strap on. Okay. Well, but now your little Christmassy types. And are you going to sing another song about like rape or what?

Oh, actually we would like to sing a song called Glory Hole, but we need a... Glory Hole. Okay. I need a stunt cock.

At least that's more consensual. A stunt cock. We need a man that can get himself excited and stick his genitalia through that hole over there for us. Oh, they brought a glory hole with them.

Yeah, they brought a glory hole. It's beautiful. I was nice enough to duct tape the edges so you don't scrape your car. It's gorgeous.

So whoever wants to shove their wiener in there, I'm totally thrilled. And I really would like a wiener to be in there while we play. Do we have a volunteer? Oh, I believe so.

Should we bring it up front? Should we bring it further? Yeah. No boys touch his penis.

No, no boys touch his penis, but you should bring the glory hole up further towards the stage. No raping. We're just trying to get it out of the way.

Jay Boom is a manly man. Can you guys do that? I just need my glory hole to be christened. Okay.

Can we move it further this way so we can see it in a non-denominational way? Can you help us? I'm not sure if it can be moved any further. Can you help us move it?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. For sure.

Glory holes. Okay, we're going to move the glory hole. By the way, did everyone notice my nativity scene made of divine interventions dildos featuring the baby Jesus butt plug, the mother Mary dildo, and of course the Jesus jackhammer.

Beautiful. Genius. And of course, Bill Clinton down there. He's one of the wise men.

Okay. So now, we're getting this glory hole together, and you, I think, are going to be a part of this performance. The glory hole.

I think you're going to be a big part. Have you done a glory hole before? I have. I've done a film with the glory hole.

Really? Yeah, it was kind of a strange thing. I went into a bathroom and a dick was hanging out of it, and I was like, okay. You didn't know the actor who was in it?

No, I don't know if I knew who was behind the dick. It was a film. It was a porno. Right, right.

It was a porno. Yeah, it was just a dick, and then, I don't know, I did the dick, and then Southern Chick. I can't remember the premises of it.

Southern Chick came in the bathroom stall, and we were like sucking on it. Well, you know, glory hole is a very kind of mystical, kind of taboo fetish object for a lot of guys. Okay.

And maybe some girls. Okay. Here's this glory hole here. Is it clean?

I hope. Yeah. Okay. And we are moving forward with the glory hole.

Okay. It has some interesting things written on it. Brew sweet. Brew sweat.

Pick your hole. Brew sweat plus lower class. Okay. That's a cross.

And pick your hole, glory. Call uncle Pip. I have an uncle Pip. I don't know.

Call uncle Pip for a good time. Okay. All right. So you guys are going to play around the, the band is going to be around the

glory hole, and Jay is going to command the glory hole. Yeah. What do you think? What is this?

What do you say to the microphone? It's a group song. Okay. It's audience involvement.

So when they say glory, everyone screams hole. When they say glory, we have to scream. Scream. Yeah.

So people should get up on the microphone. Yeah. You're back there. Come on.

Get up. Get up. We've got all these empty songs. Don't be scared.

They're scared. Come up to the microphones. I think we're going to have a, is Jay getting himself ready? Jay is preparing for the glory hole.

Jay is preparing for the glory hole. Oh, yes. All right. There must be preparation in these circumstances.

Yes. All right. Michelangelo and his goddess. Oh.

Yes. Welcome. They're getting closer now. Merry Christmas.

They want to see the action. Oh, yes. To see. Yeah.

Well, no, I wanted them to come up to the microphone. They're interested in this glory hole. So you can comment, you know, because we, we don't have that many mics up here.

And you guys are going to like dance around the glory hole. We're just going to dance. Yeah. We're just going to dance along with them.

We like to rock out. Right. Yeah. Sure.

You should in that hot little outfit. Santa's out. We got to take advantage of the glory hole. We can't let it just hang out.

Oh, here comes the glory hole. No. Of course the glory hole would say that. Yeah.

This is the glory hole dominator. Okay. You're going to dominate the glory hole. I'm going to dominate it.

Yeah. You are. Yeah. You're going to penetrate that glory hole.

I haven't. You haven't done one, but that your wife has. So she'll help you. Have you worked the backside of the glory hole?

Yes, I have. All right. I always like to help husband and wife communicate about new things. Right.

He didn't know that about me. It's all over now. Oh, all the Hanukkah candles went out. Did we, did we find a winner?

What happened? You didn't blow them out, Tasia. No, they weren't, did you let them blow? Okay.

They were done. Which one won? Blue. Pappy says his own one.

Yeah. I never trust it when they say that their own one. That's the problem with having Hanukkah races during the party. All right.

So, okay. So now I think we have to, you know, prepare. You have to prepare. So you want to take his clothes off?

Okay. Brothers and sisters, this is Jay Boom and Jules Jade. Oh, yeah. He's got the money boxes.

Yeah. I told him to wear those. Oh, yeah. I'm ready.

You're ready. Awesome. I'm going to knock you with her undressing. She's getting me naked.

Yeah. I am. Off with the shirt. Wow.

Where are my photographers? Oh, here they are. They're crawling around. Here he goes.

You go on the other side. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, baby.

Nice. Huh? Yeah. It's a nice Glory Hole.

How's it feel on the other side of Glory Hole? That's really nice. And of course, Mr. Glory Hole. Jay Boom.

One more time? One more. Look at my swollen nail. I'm trying a little lipstick.

A little bit. Yeah, baby. Just going to be playing with that hit. Do toot.

Your monkey break instrument to play. I'm playing em' bright ointment in my room. While I'm talking about my wieners and playing, I'm like doot-doot.

Thank you for that last bit for the Bill of Rights. The Dugong live on the Dr. Susan Block show. Thank you Catherine and Sam, our dancers, and thank you Jay Boom and Jules Jade for your performance. Bring it on over here. Now I want to see the real thing. All right. I mean, that was the real thing. What's this? Oh, this

is his stuff. Okay. Let's hide it. Now we'll keep this out. All right. All right. Have a seat. You know, you have a seat. Wow. Wow. Glory hole. I mean, you know, a lot of guys would be intimidated by that. Turn the music down, brothers and sisters. We're back to the radio show. That's Max Hardcore. Where's my engineer? Oh yeah.

Okay. Oh yeah. Oh, we are riding the Sybian behind you. Keep it on low. Okay, so thank you Dugong. And I've got Jay Boom here who played the part of the anonymous glory hole cock. Can we have a big hand for the day? And is there a secret? I mean, it's not steroids. That's for sure. Is it, you know, Viagra? Come on. What? Or her?

It's her. Oh, I gave you an easy line. Yeah, but it's true. You know, I mean, hey. How could you not be hard next to her? Or knowing she's on the other side? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that, do you have another secret? How does he stay so hard, like sticking his dick through a hole in a door, you know? You know, he's, I was working it.

Yeah, you were. I was sucking it and I was working it. Can we see you work it a little more like in, you know, without the door? Right? Without the door. Brothers and sisters, can we have a little support here for, you know, just lose the door? Okay. And go back to where you were. Yeah, I know. Wow. Take those money

shorts off here. I got money for you. Got all my gold. Oh, yeah. Oh, panty boy. These are the beautiful jewels, Jay Panty. I got them. Let's hear Slurping Sounds. There she goes. That beautiful chef. This is marital sex brothers and sisters. Yeah. This is a loving married couple. Okay, you Christian family values people. I want you

to see a loving married couple. This makes me love Christianity. Well, I mean, this is what all the religions are about being married and being loving, you know, and yet they don't want to show it. They don't want anybody to see it. But it's a beautiful thing. It is. I love it. That a wife that gives a good blow job. Yeah. Fuck

yeah. She is good. She works out her lip muscles. She does. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you've got this beautiful blonde next to you riding a Scythian. You lucky son of a bitch. Yeah. Oh, and she's gonna now she's gonna ride you. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Here she goes. It's calling me. All right. Now, we usually are very measure

B compliant, but this is a married couple. Okay, they're willing to go up against any of your rules to say a married couple should be able to fuck on a camera to show people what love looks like. You know, I love your love about measure B. Do you have to wear condoms when you're having phone sex? You

know, that's got to be tested. Yeah. Okay. Here they go. Look at that ass. Look at those glutes. This I mean, these are Olympic Olympians, right? Brothers and sisters. They are beautiful. They are God and a goddess. And they are among us. They are part human part part divine. Yeah. They fuck like divinities, right?

They fuck like dogons. They fuck like dogon. And that is the highest compliment in your culture. We don't wear condoms. You just wear these trees on your head. Yeah, everyone has different customs. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is a great workout. Just just yeah. And you're working your thigh muscles up and down

on that big meat muscle. Yeah. Oh, yeah, brothers and sisters. Happy holiday. It is a holiday, you know, and we are we are just celebrating and we are celebrating with the power and the beauty of sex, brothers and sisters. That's right. And you know, we sort of make fun. I know this is kind of

blasphemous, but it does have a power and we're all feeling it and it's turning us all on and it's bringing us all together. And you know, it could make us all come tonight. I already came. Oh, doggone. Oh, yeah. Right. That's good. Oh, there we go. Now we're going to

to be in up a little bit. Oh, yeah. Cosmic orgasm of the winter solstice. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, all the stars. Oh, yeah. It's just so fucking good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So delicious. Such

hard. Oh, and he's just fucking so good husband and wife and a little mixed up here too. But whoa. Oh, yeah. Bodybuilders. Glorious. All right. That dick. Oh, yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah, Jules Jane. Working it out. Showing us how to work out. Exercise,

brothers and sisters. This is what you call sex or side. Oh, yeah. They turn mine off. Yeah. Nope. That one her to ride the city. Oh, yeah. What are you going to I'm going to play with her. Okay. I'm gonna suck on a nibble.

Let's hear it for Shea Gold. Yes, I love you, she is going to get off the city now. And, uh, well, we need it. We need a new something or other. Where's Teja? Teja. Oh, there she is. Look at Teja in her Christmas Teddy. Okay, we do. We're we've all

gone our Christmas Teddies except those of us who are naked or close to it. So, you know, you're either a Christmas Teddy or naked or in these crazy looking masks. You know what? I used to hate Christmas. You know, we we know how to celebrate the

holidays here. Yeah. Because we we we all have a feeling for the holidays. You know, we need a holiday in the winter time. It's cold. I mean, I know we're sissy's healer in LA, but I'm cold lately. It's it's like it's it's pretty windy and like on the

east coast, they're freezing in and all over the world. It's cold. You need to have a celebration to make you warm. So, we have Christmas and Hanukkah and Saturnalia and we celebrate in our own way. But don't forget Kwanzaa. I love

Kwanzaa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Pajupani not or some Hindu thing. And then there's Bodhi's birthday. All right. Yeah. The Buddhist. I'd be hot. Right. And it's my birthday too. Is it your birthday? Yeah. The 26th. Okay. Well, happy birthday,

little Jesus. I like Moses. Oh, Moses. Okay. Well, just your regular reincarnation. That's in six months. Sorry. Okay, so now you're going to ride the Sybian. Okay, so let's bring it into the middle here. Let's hold this into the

middle. Facing front. Okay. All right. Now, if you want to squirt, I mean, it's up to you, but we have the love rug. So you could squirt all over it and feel just free as a as a as a bird. Okay. So now we have Jules Jay, brothers and sisters on

the Sybian. Yeah. Look how demanding I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just like that. That's beautiful. Have you ever ridden a Sybian? Oh, yes, I have. Okay. So you know. Oh, yes, I do. Mm hmm. I'm jealous.

Abs of steel meets Sybian music. I'll play some funky. Did you electricity? Okay. And now we got a free style about the Happy holidays. Well, we're past the end of the show, I think, right? We have to say good night. But we're gonna have

an after party. So we just we just have to sort of make a transition right now. First of all, let's thank our featured married, amazing God and goddess couple of the night, Jules Jade and J boom. Where do we find you on the internet?

www.julesj.com or Twitter under Jules fitness, browsers on my browser is all star. I'm always on browsers penthouse. Of course, I work for penthouse. But Jules j.com. That's my site. So you got to join it. Okay, cool. And you J boom. You

are quite a force of nature yourself. J boom and Jules j.com. We do hot sexy movies on there. Sure do. And you are an inspiration to married people everywhere. You know, 10 years, right? With the kids and everything and look how hot

they are for each other. And for us. They're hot for each other, which is cool. But they share it with us. This is a gift. But you know, it's a gift. It's a gift. All right. And let's see. So do go on. Let's let's thank you. Where do we

find you? I love the holidays right now. This is amazing. Yeah, this is amazing. I love this. This is Christmas lights and the Bill of Rights and Hanukkah lights as well. I love them all. Okay. Okay. All right. And do you guys exist

anywhere besides in our dreams? California, Santa Maria. Thank you very much. Facebook, Facebook, Instagram. Look at the doggons on Facebook, doggon band on Instagram. Do you have anything else to add to that? No, but you're super fine lady

and I will never forget you in my finest dreams. I will dream of you for every night for the rest of the year to next Christmas. I'm Dr. Susie Claus. Okay. And and now we have the amazing Samantha Farley. And we we haven't actually

seen Samantha's boobs outside of the fishnet yet tonight. Yeah, okay. Well, not officially though. So I think they should have an official showing. Official show. Okay. Okay, and you have a Twitter account. I do. And I'm trying

to use it. Yeah. And what is it? It's Psycho Drugie. Psycho Drugie. And and is that you what explain that? It's I don't know. It's a username that I was using for video games a long time ago. It's her right to be Psycho Drugie according to the

Bill of Rights. Okay. Okay. Thank you very much. And okay. So Catherine. Catherine. Yeah, right. Catherine. Catherine. Hello, Catherine. I would like to express the desire for you to rape my hair back a little bit. One day under certain

circumstances that are not physically possible. Possibly. She's great. If you gotta be raped, if you gotta be raped, I'll be in the back. I had to be raped. I would pick if I have some presents for you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. These are the the

booby and penis ornaments for your tree. Wow. These are so cool. Okay. Teja, you have to help with this. Teja. This is the booby ornament. Okay. What do we got here? We have a booby and a penis. I saw them and I thought of you. The doggins made of

vagina. The doggins made of a giant. Wow. Is that a vagina? It looks like a. They also have another vagina. It looks like a coffin for a child. That actually comes, so to speak. Oh, so they're in squirts. Oh, it's squirts. Wow. They're planning

for the after party. Okay. We're gonna have an after party. Okay. We have to hang the Christmas ornaments of the dick and the booby. The booby. That is really awesome. So that's what the moon looks like. Okay. And the tree's back

there. Okay. So, I don't know if you guys want to hang that. And is there one doggone that didn't get to speak on my. Oh, you can find me at Electric Sex ENT by the way. Oh, yeah. Electric Sex ENT. On Twitter.com, Facebook, Instagram,

whatever. Yeah. Whatever the kids are using these days. What is this King Cheese thing here? It was a it's my other persona. Right. Okay. That explains that. All right. And who and here's the big guy here. You have to say goodbye. Yeah. I don't

want to say goodbye. I want to say hello to all you fine ladies. Well, that's true. We're just gonna, you know, we've got something that we're gonna do and then we're gonna come back to doing what we were doing before. Yeah, as long as you

don't take this away from me. No, but this is your last time to say where they can find you on the internet. All right. You guys can check us out on facebook.com backslash the Dogans and Twitter backslash the Dogans. Okay. If

you guys are interested in getting your fucking minds blown. Yeah. You and me baby we ain't nothing but mammal so let's yeah. Discovery Channel, right? Let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel. Okay. Oh, hey, my

microphone is not a dick. Okay. And Shae and Brock, good to have you back. Thanks for having us back. We love all you guys. Yeah, you're glad to be back at Bonoboville. Well, you could find us on idealimgmodels.com and on

Twitter, Shae Golden XXX7. Okay. And yes, and yes, we are thankful to be back. It's really cool. We love our second family and I never thought we'd be a Bonobo, but it's it's good. Thank you. And you can find me at

Brockard XXX on Twitter. You are definitely Bonobos. Yeah. And we are glad to have you back. All right. And anybody else go on the show? No. Oh, yes, Max Hardcore. Woohoo. Okay. I'm gonna fuck you right up

your ass. Well, you know, we we wanted to go to the limits of the First Amendment and we have Max Hardcore here representing, you know, the pushing that First Amendment, stretching it for our freedom of

speech and with consensual beautiful sexual acts. So what if they involve a little pissing, you know, and you know, rainbow showers, right? Not my thing. Oh, yeah. Whatever works. Keep it going. As long as

you're not shooting anybody or the knifing either. We don't go for that. Let's be specific. Yes. Only shoot the gun between your legs, brothers and sisters. All you out there who are feeling

disturbed and, you know, humiliated and like you can't talk to anybody. Call this show free every Saturday night. Okay. Hey doc. Call us during the week. How about the he's fucking the sheep, brothers

and sisters. Jay Boom is fucking the lamb, the lamb of Christ. Now, that's blasphemy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, brothers and sisters. I am sorry. Hey, Dr. Susie. Dr. Susie. Yeah. Dr. Susie.

Yes, Max. You know, I am listening, Max. Where can you find the two Max's? Oh, I did hear that chlamydia came from a guy fucking a sheep. Is that or is that gonorrhea? You know, which one

is it? You're right. Is it syphilis? Syphilis. I'm sorry. Came from fucking. So, yes, it came from fucking. But this is a plastic sheep and we got it from getting diseases. We got it

from pipe three. Get a lamb chop if you fuck. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, everything is okay. Just fuck everything. It's a plastic sheep. It is even, it is even

measure B compliant, even though measure B is unconstitutional and is against our bill of rights. We, you know, we still use a lot of plastic anyway. So, so, brothers

and sisters, this has been an awesome show. Yes, brother Max. Hi. Hi. I was on the show too and you can find me. Where can we find you? Right here. And what

do you have to say about the First Amendment? What do I have to say about the First Amendment? Where's the, the First Amendment? Where's the Bill of Rights?

And now she'll not muzzle my fucking mouth or my films or my photos. Where is my Bill of Rights? All right. That's my Bill of Rights. I've got lots of rights.

Right, Max? Mm-hmm. I just want you guys to know that Max and I both spent time in prison for those rights. Yes. And I think there's a, there's an article

about that here. There is? Where's the article? Well, the right to a fair trial. Is it an article about me and Max? You know, there's a right to a fair trial in here. Oh,

it's just an article? That you didn't get, by the way. So, I just want to say, these, these articles, these, these rights are not always honored in this

country. And very often we just railroad guys into that hotel we call jail. Prison. And prison. Yes. And, and it is, it is a business. It is a big

business here in America, brothers and sisters, and it is very counterproductive. The business? The business of incarcerating people for silly things

like, like freedom of speech. Conspiracy to publish. Conspiracy to publish. Or just like drinking somebody's piss. I mean, who cares? Okay, brothers and

sisters, the founding fathers didn't care and know they didn't put piss into the articles here. But they were saying, we have a right to express

ourselves. And as long. Actually, drinking piss is an old medicinal thing that goes back to centuries. Yeah, golden shower. Time-honored

tradition. It's good for you. Got vitamins. All those vitamins you piss out. Full of vitamins. Drink them. All right. And there is, there is a,

an article here, the Ninth Amendment, thou shalt piss. No, no, that's not thou shalt piss. It's the, okay, it, I can't read it now because I had the

absence, but it just says that if there's any rights that are not enumerated in these Bill of Rights, then that doesn't mean we don't have

them. And that all the rights that are not said, are not enumerated against, we have them. And so, therefore, if something is not in

here, like the right to piss. And what is that, that article about? Article nine covers it. And you know who told me that? Is, is, is your

buddy, the professor, Paul Abramson. Paul Abramson wrote a whole book about the Ninth Amendment. So thank you, Professor Paul, for reminding us

of this Ninth Amendment that allows us to do what we want as long as it's consensual and doesn't frighten the horses. Or the sheep. Or sheep.

Plastic sheep, it's okay to frighten. Or donkeys. Or donkeys, you know, they're somewhere in between. Okay, there's always gray areas, right?

All right, so yes. Dr. Susie, you've got a message coming by. I got a message from. My carrier of pigeon. From the Archangel Gabriel.

What does this say? Andreas asks about the soggy waffle. That was disgusting, Beasley. There's something called a soggy waffle. No, well, I mean

the idea of the soggy waffle is that, okay, do you want me to explain this? Does anyone know what a soggy waffle is? Okay, it's a bunch of guys.

Now, now let me just say this. I don't know if we want to hear about soggy waffles. No, it's better. It's better. It's better than us.

What sheep is one thing? But soggy waffles. It's better than a killing spree. The whole other thing. Okay, if you guys got to get your yaw yaws out with soggy waffles,

that is better than shooting us all up with semi-automatic weapons. So go right ahead. Soggy waffle is when guys, a bunch of

guys who are, have a lot of testosterone and are very bored and have no girls, they get a waffle or a pancake if they can't even get a waffle. And then

it's a soggy pancake, you know, and they all jerk off on this thing. Okay, they jerk, they shoot their waffles, they shoot their loads, they cover the

waffle in syrup, and I don't mean maple. Okay, so then the worst part of it is, well maybe for some the best, you know, I don't want to humiliate

anybody's sexual desires. But the guy who can't keep shooting, I mean, I guess they keep doing this. And then the guy who loses his erection has to

eat the waffle. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. You know, that's my engineer taught, you know. He obviously

has a fetish for this, because he brought it up. He was the one that showed me yesterday, and I didn't even want to look at the picture.

And now he brought it up on the show, so we all know. With that I'm heading to the bar. And this is part of the Bill of Rights, the right to talk

about soggy waffles, okay? So it's disgusting our Bill of Rights. Okay, so brothers and sisters, seriously now, let's support the bonobos, okay? Make

like bonobos, not baboons. The bonobos are our kiss and cousins. They swing through the trees as well as with each other, and they can teach us how

to, you know, work it out with each other, because they have never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. And we kill each other

way too much. We got to learn from our brothers who swing from the trees. We got to develop that sense of peace, and you know how they have that peace. You

know how they don't kill each other because they're getting laid all the time, because they're fucking all the time, because they're sucking all the

time, because they're giving each other, because the females are in charge, and they put out, and they do it with each other and with the

guys, and they just keep fucking, and so there's really no time to kill each other. And they do it with the littlest, the runce. They do it with the

guys like that asshole that killed everybody, whose name I don't want to remember, and should not be remembered, but fuck that ass. Yeah, but you know

what? We got to remember that this happens, and we got to remember to include all of our brothers and sisters in this beautiful experience

we call life and sex, you know, and there's some guys that, you know, have weirdness, maybe you think, but include. Don't exclude. As long as

it's consensual, not rape on the beach. And that's what the bonobos are all about. Consensual, beautiful, love making, hot, hot, hot, and king

cheese. Okay. All right. I am born again, brothers and sisters. I am born again through the womb room, and make like bonobos, not baboons,

make love, not war, make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. We love you. We love you.

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