Summer Sex Therapy

Full transcript of Summer Sex Therapy on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

Need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves, but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences, specializing in sex therapy over the phone.

Any time you need to talk, whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience or a combination, my world-renowned telephone sex therapists are just a phone call away. Totally private, absolutely confidential. We listen, talk with you, advise you, role-play for you, fantasize with you. No fantasy is too taboo and help

you with anything from impotence to exhibitionism, fears to desires, fetishes to marriages. For more information call us at 213-291-9497. That's 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk. You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, sex birds and sex pots and sex therapists and the sex needy. All you children of sex. And we are all children of sex. With a capital X, can I get an amen? Can I get an amen? I want to welcome you to my womb room baby here in the garden of

Bonoboville at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Yes indeed we call it the little church of Bonoboville sometimes. And this is our womb room sanctuary. Oh yes. Where you can confess. Where, well, we are on the internet so it's not exactly secret but then again, confessions aren't so secret anymore are they? No. There are

some places though where you can take your secrets and one of them is the Dr. Susan Block Institute. That's right. We very old-fashioned. We don't keep anything on the internet. That's right. No sir, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners and yeah, we are going to be talking more about our unique form of

sex therapy here at the Institute with some insiders. Very much inside. But first, I want to give a shout out to the outside, to Leeds England. Yeah. That's right. Brexit or no Brexit, we're breaking on through to Leeds. That's right. Did we go there or did we go to Manchester? Clemmie's stepdaughter is there. We went

to Manchester. Manchester. Yeah. I don't know how that is in relation to Leeds but we were in Manchester. Close. We did a show and we were in London of course. We did some shows and some stuff and yeah, yeah. Elaine, hello Leeds, hello Maddie and Elliot. I'm Maddie. Elliot is her boyfriend and or Clemmie's dog. It's an

interesting inside joke but. Clemmie's hiding over here in the corner. She's very exciting but I should explain who Clemmie is. Clemmie is the designer. That's not the intelligent designer although I'm not saying anything about her intelligence but this has nothing to do with God although the publisher of this

magazine also published a magazine called God as well as one called Love and Finger and. And hate. Hate. Nothing called God as he waited for me for that but anyway Clemmie is the designer of the Speakeasy Journal. Extraordinary, extraordinary man. And this first issue is Splash and Art. There's Danielle Watts and me. I'm

just having some pie. By the way you can find it in most major museums if they haven't sold out yet but ask for it by name. And Sheppy Live and Gypsy Bonobo. Oh yeah. So yeah we're going to do another magazine and it's going to be called Spanking. I could spank myself. Maybe I'll be able to spank somebody

else later but right now I hear some naughty girls. Maybe I can spank somebody else. You know I'm going to introduce my guests and then I'm going to do my little tribute that I'm sure my guests are going to have something to say about. So I mean first of all I'm going to introduce a veteran and top

therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute and welcome Chanel. Chanel is in a masquerade mood tonight with a little mask on and you like to role play. I love the role play. Yeah I do. And we love it when you do. You are a great therapist with the Institute. Very much requested. Always get good reports.

Thank you. Welcome to the show. Here you are. I am and I'm happy. Thank you for inviting me. Yeah I mean we've been interacting via the phone. You do some webcam. Yes I have. You do some sex therapy as well. Yes I do and I love it. I love it. Oh I love it. Yeah. Oh you sound like you do. Oh my goodness. I get so wet doing it.

You do. You're not just saying that. No I'm not just saying it. Some of these guys you know they never know. You could be role playing. Look at home I have my little toys. Oh you do. Okay what are your favorite toys. Oh my gosh I have a click teaser. Click teaser. I have my little click teaser and oh my goodness it's

just tickle my tick clicks. Oh gosh yes. Wow she might have one on right now. Orgasm right now. Wow okay. Well I mean you know as long as you can have multiples we're good. Oh boy. But I should introduce the young lady who's giggling over here and she was almost going to be named Bubbles but we thought that you

know she has a serious side. So her name is Blossom Green and welcome. She is our name on camera assistant as well as receptionist and therapist in training. New to the Bonobo family. Very new to the Bonobo family. New addition but she's blossoming. Yeah and she's ready. I'm definitely ready. You're definitely

ready. Definitely ready. All right. All right so everybody's ready and there's Captain Max. I'm ready. You hear that nice voice. That's a great phone voice actually Max. It's a good phone voice. It seduced me a long time ago. And good voice is important and the ability to listen to a therapist. We're going to

talk more about sex therapy at the institute but I do want to I guess give a little tribute a little RIP to Aretha. Yes indeed speaking of voices because you know this was is a voice a great an amazing voice filled with sex and brothers and sisters God. Right and the goddess and with heavenly joy and orgasms.

That's right orgasmic exaltation the voice of civil rights and feminism both together and separate. There we go. That's it. Of course back then this wasn't church but she came from church. Seems like church to us now in the 21st century but they were actually dressed for disco there or even before disco. This is the 60s.

All right Aretha. You know the voice of so much and never the voice of a victim brothers and sisters. That's one thing I'm always impressed. I was always impressed about Aretha because a lot of singers especially female singers they do you know I mean it's nothing wrong with it to be the victim but she never never did transmit

that even when she was demanding respect and saying I give you all my money and your kisses are sweeter than honey but come on give me some respect and she demanded it and so did a lot of people and get it you know some maybe not but a lot of times when you demand it you get it that's right and let's see how about

that other one we have her later just a couple years ago when she's in her seventies and she's singing for Obama and where are we here are we here that's I'm not Aretha I'm not this is not Fox TV okay there she is Fox TV show Patty about that's Carol King

make me feel like a natural woman what a great sex song now that you giving me some respect I feel like a natural yeah exactly that's that's sort of a trajectory there my favorite professor in college that he's saying with Aretha at a Christmas event one year like 12 years ago who stayed with it my favorite

professor oh what if it's a good story like a Christmas day with it saying with Aretha oh he sang with it I thought maybe he stayed with it I would be impressed either one but not bad well you know as long as he gives her some RSPECT you know she'll feel like a natural woman maybe get into it oh yeah so beautiful so yeah

Aretha was a very I mean just just like blessed beautiful from the get-go father was a reverend you know this is the good side of church we're gonna talk about the other side of church in a little while tonight I feel so embarrassed because it comes from Pennsylvania I'm talking about the Catholic Church but for a moment

yeah this was a different kind of church and this church really birthed Aretha and and then she just went so seamlessly into becoming a sex symbol a civil right symbol a feminist symbol and yeah a sex symbol yeah with those curves okay let's have a look at those curves like really okay so well there's a good one of

her on the phone I like that because we're gonna talk about phone sex therapy seems like she's either getting some or giving some right there but let's see some Aretha titties right now okay so Aretha had faith faith this is what you call faith in your bra straps your spaghetti bra straps that they are not

gonna fall to I mean it's amazing that she keeps them up there but go back to that a second we got a pearl necklace also you know I mean I don't know I'm sorry I wasn't even paying attention to the pearls I'm looking at titties yeah well I've been looking at this for a few days now you're you're doing pretty well there

with 36 natural but I think she's got like she she got it more than me yeah like Dr. Susie yeah we have a call from Texas from Mr. Elvis a line for sure what you want to talk to him or sure we're gonna talk about I'm sure Elvis he knows hello smokey are you there hello smokey hey smokey are you there I'm good just you

know holding forth in the little womb room sanctuary here talking about the great Aretha Franklin is that why you're calling I didn't say anything about sex smokey yet but I mean thank you for bringing it up sex is the source of life yeah anyway that's right sex is what brings us into the world and sex is

what motivates us to stay around and not and music of course which is music the sound of sex you know in a way rock and roll rock and roll means sex you rock and you roll that's what you're doing when you're you know doing the thing the rock and the roll and the sweet jelly roll

really rock and roll until the break of down that's right okay so do you have any questions you want to say something you just want to hang out and take up some time I just want to say hello it's good to talk to you again and I was right and I always enjoyed being on your show and I look forward to doing that

again sometimes all right good to talk to you buddy all right buddy you take care of your show about hey and let's let's turn the state of let's turn the state of Texas into a blue state tickle tickle tickle bye bye see you later oh smokey smokey was here doing his Elvis he's an Elvis in person you

tribute yes an Elvis tribute artist is what you call that right so cheers yeah he just wanted to connect you know and and I understand that there's a there's a great need to connect especially these days I mean there always is but these days a lot of people are feeling a little shaky you know there's a divisiveness in

the land speaking of which we're talking about bold bosomy women and I mean this is a whole other type of person really but interesting interesting and in the news I mean let's just say both Aretha and Omarosa were in my trending Twitter topics this week trading off as to who was more in the in the Twitter

topics so and there she is with her you know considerable day color right right yeah not bad I I think that's great and you know I mean let's just say that I was not a fan of Omarosa when she worked for Trump I mean whoa you know boom Shiva no I got boom Shiva right Shiva okay okay it looks like Trump is

doing but supposedly he doesn't do any of that so you know I was not but now that she's kind of become the great exposure sort of getting a certain R ESP ECT for this woman because hey you know I just feel she is not a victim I'm impressed that she is not a victim are a lot of victims of the Trump

administration and and she is kind of using a technique which I don't usually go for it's it's kind of the opposite of Michelle Obama's motto when they go low we go high so Omarosa would be more like when they go low we get it on tape and sometimes secretly always secretly and sometimes illegally and we record in

those slimy bastards because though we might play loyal yeah we know enough never to trust them you know so so she is yeah maybe not going high but she's in the swamp so she's getting her moment of fame and hopefully she will bring him down and this is a good picture of the boots I must say Omarosa go back to

showing your boobs you didn't you're in the White House I mean this is pre White House right here I think she's good and you know what I don't care if it's Omarosa or Stormy Daniels or the playmate or you know Michael Cohen I mean doesn't matter even if it's the complicit demonic daughter in some sort of

opioid rage against daddy somebody needs to bring this guy down it's enough we're all suffering from Trump apocalypse syndrome and yeah that brings me to therapy and so I guess I can remove my pulpit now I've done enough pontificating up here this by the way was created by Jeffrey Valence this is a Trump pee pad

with the dog let me buttons you know because I thought it was a little too fascistic the Trump pee pad almost looked too good so we put the the anti-Trump buttons on here but this is a pee pad for dogs yes and keep in mind keep in mind we can take this guy out in November yes in November on November 6 we can take

this son of a gun out of there take him out I hope so yes just you got a vote you got a vote vote vote like you like to bend it on it all right let's get rid of this thing and what a cunt fell down okay but that's okay cuz it wasn't pinned so face him towards the camera just in case we want to look at him again oh yeah

face him towards the camera yeah yeah so we got a kind of impressive there's a major criminal here major and a big baby and a big and we did pee on him as we do almost once every month a ritual where a submissive guy in this case was three of them dress up as Trump and and then we pee on him a bunch of dominatrix is called

dominatrix is against Donald Trump and actually we were just covered by vice domicants check it out so vice magazine very nice young man named Zach Shucklin he was here and he wrote about us for vice I do want to just make one correction because he said I was peeing through my tights and I was not peeing through my

tights I was wearing thigh highs just like these except that I did have a like a mini skirt on so and then I didn't have any panties on I mean peeing through my tights sounds really unsanitary and you go poo poo do you pee through your tights I mean if it's talking to your microphone the occasion a call if the

occasion calls for it you never know I have never had an occasion to pee through my tights I don't know have you know I haven't been in my pants you did yeah that's right but that's because of you know you had some issues bladder he's a survivor of bladder cancer and they gave me a new bladder which is like a new

tube that doesn't know it's a fucking bladder so you gotta train this but he got me to suck his dick a lot and that means put this device on it and then go suck that's enough that's enough we just leave everyone there with the image of sucking dick we do have dildos

well there's also some dicks in the audience oh there are dicks that are showing themselves a little shy really shy dicks any bold dicks you know no big dicks no big dicks I have this is actually not this is a blue monster thing made by bad dragon sex toys and you could put your dick inside of this but I

think it looks like you can't have a no that's for the little ones and what holds it up I mean although it's very very heavy and it's gonna yeah no I mean yeah and then it kind of would get gross up here but okay so let's see there's the Clinton dick the Clinton dick that is sitting in the Trump one of my favorite

presidents you want to come up on the bed with me this is Chanel okay you can sit here I guess and I don't know what would you do with this dick are you gonna put a condom on them well in a minute she starts to suck on it and also watch the Facebook camera okay if she starts sucking on that it's just like a bobble headed

doll but the way she's doing it I don't know maybe maybe you know Mark Zuckerberg can't even handle this maybe she couldn't even handle her doing this to a number lips now with these lips lips and then I got that long time I need a drink oh yeah I bet you do let me just

drug it a little hard at all oh that head is just Bobby look at that see I told you it was a bobble head all right that's enough for Facebook I think that's enough for them to regard it as a bobble headed doll and not you know and made to just demonstrate how to work the bobble head so the Facebook camera is

leaving so well no no stay with me I don't have a lot of guests tonight have you noticed you don't know have you ever seen this show I don't even know if you intimate thank you for coming you're a very open person and yet you know you have your privacy which you are practicing with a mask on and of course it's

important to note that even though this show is very public I mean it's on Facebook as well as dr. Susan Block TV where it's now free to watch but but when we do therapy at the dr. Susan Block Institute first of all it's not free and second it's private it's extremely private because you know sometimes you

need to talk about things with us that you can't talk about with anyone else I mean how often do you hear that like I've never told anyone this but I'm gonna tell you tell me well I mean what you had do you hear guys or girls or people saying that to you that they've never told anyone this fantasy or this desire

or about something that happened to them oh I hear it plenty of times like I never guys say I never told about diapers or diapers yeah oh gosh I mean I didn't know that you had for a client yeah I mean but oh boy look at this motherfucker yeah yeah but he wouldn't be a diaper client oh he would because he's a big

and then there's the peeing right the Russian hooker pee party okay so diapers is a thing that yeah I would imagine that I mean I know that a lot of people that are into the diaper fetish I mean how are you gonna tell everybody in your life except maybe a couple people like you right so you're a good mama I can be a

good breastfeeder and then yes you know I and I do I love showing my titties like as you guys can see well don't hesitate oh my goodness we don't have nothing the Facebook camera I'll hold the microphone actually let's hang on let's let's just do this let's put on your you're already putting music on put on the kinkster by

Carmina for Mosa where you big toe I got a Heather King. It's okay. I got excited thinking about you.

Really? Motor boarding. Very nice. I just got the cake.

She did. I got the cake. You got a half-baked cake. Okay, let's hear it.

Chanel. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. and her boobs.

Do they have names? I should give them names. You wish. Look, I can say D for damn.

For them, like D for damn. Yeah, you should give them names. What would you give them? They're double D, so it has to be a DD.

I know, they gotta be a D because they are their Ds. So like, if any of you guys know any good names for them, like, oh, I'm open for them. We're going to submit, yeah.

You know, Dancer, Freshenils. Queen and Empress, I don't know. King and Queen. Well, I don't know if either one of them is a king.

Well, no, no, no. That's why I'm thinking you're Queen and Empress. You could call them dangerous. Or naughty and nice.

Ooh, that's actually pretty hot. I wish would be witch. OK, I think this one would be naughty. And this one can be nice.

And why? Hell, they're both sensitive, so I don't care. I guess one gets harder if that's true. Oh, no.

No, they both get excited. There's usually a difference. OK, well, let me see. My right one is more sensitive than the left one, honestly.

So yeah, this will be nice. No, I mean, this will be naughty. And then this one will be nice. Yeah, because this one's more sensitive.

I'm going to share it with the Facebook. Yes. Well, now that you brought your titties out, I'm thinking about communion.

Well, first we should talk a little bit. I mean, like, yeah, we do a ritual here called bonoboville communion. And it's kind of, we don't do it every show, but almost.

Yeah, amen and amen. It's a little, it's religious in the sense that we do it almost every week. But we, of course, are, according to every religion,

totally sacrilegious. So what are you going to do? But in any case, communion seems to have a special meaning for me this week, because actually a client of mine

was telling me about all his woes, and he happens to be from my home state of Pennsylvania. And so he says, well, at least I wasn't molested by a priest. And I said, yeah, at least you weren't.

And then he told me about what has been coming out for the past couple of weeks, which I had under my radar. But apparently, like, 300 priests have admitted to molesting, like, 1,000 children

since, I don't know, the last few decades. And they're in Pennsylvania, and they've spread out all over the place. And, ah, it's just so disturbing.

This is such a mess. And yeah, of course, let's just say that there is kind of, I guess, molestation and abuse in every corner of life where children are.

I mean, they're in schools. There were rabbis or ministers or imans or teachers or coaches or doctors. But the priests, I think they have everybody else

beaten somehow, so to speak. They seem to have this systematic thing going. And I really believe that there's a good kind of easy reason for it.

And a lot of people are, like, racking their brains right now. These journalists are saying, what is to be done? There needs to be more accountability. There needs to be more responsibility.

And then, you know, there are just people that want to arrest everybody. And of course, the church is keeping it quiet. And the pope is not really acknowledging what's going on.

And the big thing that is like the sore thumb, the elephant in the room, celibacy, all these priests are not allowed to have sex. You know, that doesn't seem right.

That isn't right. And I know that all the other, there's molestation in every other walk of life that children are. But I think when you have a profession in which nobody

is allowed to have sex, they're just not allowed at all. I mean, they do, but they're not supposed to. So, yeah. So how about they make a change and allow

the priests to have some sex? I mean, you know. I think so. I think so.

OK, who's for that? I don't know. I don't know who's Catholic in here. I don't know if we get to vote.

Let them fuck. I'm sure we don't get to vote. Let them fuck. So they don't abuse the children.

I'm sure that some of them are pedophiles, but some of them are just horny motherfuckers who don't know what to do with themselves, and they figure they're sinning so bad.

Anyway, they might as well go all the way with sin and do the really, really bad thing. And that just sucks. And you know that sometimes that's how people think.

So let them fuck and let them masturbate for God and God is his sake. They're not even supposed to do that, right, masturbation. God at least beat the meat, you know.

Not even allowed to do that. That's just part of our work here is to give pleasure. It's essential in the diet. To give pleasure.

And part of our work as therapists, I mean, I don't know how many of your clients talk to you about religious sexual abuse. Not always that they were abused by priests,

but sometimes, or somebody else that their parents. Their parents. Yeah, and also abused in the mind by a religion that tells them that sex is bad.

Yeah, the uncle is a pervert. Oh, boy, I have a couple of clients. I have this one client that talks about him being a 12-year-old boy.

I can't get it out of here because it's got oil on it. You know, that's his little fantasy. Little fantasy. Yeah, it's a fantasy.

And you know what, that's a thing that we do specialize in. I mean, we specialize in a lot of types of fantasies, but one thing that we do that is very much needed in this society is age play, role play.

Where grown people, you know, I mean, you're a grown woman, you've got pigtails on, you know. It's kind of cute and you look a little girly. And yeah, I could put you over my knee.

Yeah. Hey, Dr. Suzy, you have a caller? I have a caller. He won't say what the question is.

And he has a second question, though. Well, we'll start with number one. I don't know what number one. I don't even like to talk about number two that much.

OK. What should I do with him? Go ahead. Just put him on the air.

We'll get back to our Bonoboville Communion. Is he still there? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, here.

Hey, are you the masturbator from last week? I'm not the one. Never mind. Forget about it.

What's your name? Forget about it. What's your name? What is your name?

Mike. Mike. OK, we like Mike. All right, Mike.

OK, what's on your mind tonight, Mike? Who's screening these calls? We are. So, Mike, what do you know that?

What's the question? Do you have a question? What kind of question? What kind of what?

That needs an answer. Well, it could be any kind of question. You could ask any question. But it doesn't sound like he has a question.

Where are you calling from? East Coast. East Coast. Yeah, you flooded?

No. So you're not in the Northeast. I'm talking to a lot of people, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, we're all talking to you.

Yeah, you're talking to a lot of people. That's right, this is a group talk. I don't think he, I think he sounds like he doesn't know where he is.

Are you stoned? You OK? No, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not.

Oh, you're stoned. That's, you're fucked up, man. It's OK. You're fucked up.

It's Saturday, so. No, I'm not stoned. It's the weekends. He's gone, I'm not fucked up.

Tell me something about feet. Tell me something about female feet. Female feet. Female feet.

Oh, I'm looking at some times. Pretty bare feet, yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at some very pretty. Have you been to the market lately?

Pink. Let's see. You see all kinds of feet. Very nice.

All kinds, huh? All kinds. Male feet, female feet, dirty feet. I can make my toes go through my fist.

Are you watching right now or just on the phone? It's on the phone. Oh, OK. No fun.

So do you have a question about feet? Yeah, tell me something about them. Well, there's 10 little lesbians. They live in a shoe.

They all have names and they're all very cute. And they get sweaty together. Right, and they, right, they get sweaty. They do stuff that you couldn't even

imagine together in those toes. Wiggle, wiggle, what's called like three feet? So is that, so, yeah, OK. OK, so we have two sets of toes.

Two sets of toes. We have 10, 20. Kind of wiggling around together right now. Playing footsie, I think you would call this.

There's 30 toes on the stage right now. This is the sexiest footsie I've ever seen. So that's what we have to tell you. Do you have any questions or not?

If not, we're going to say goodbye. Yeah, that's all right. That's all right, we're just busy. Unless you'll answer a question.

You want to answer a question? I could answer a question. OK, tell us about your foot fetish. What kind of foot fetish do you have?

How'd you get it? I was born with it. Born with it. OK, so you know what a foot in your mouth is.

From the womb. Some guys are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Some are born with a foot in their mouth. He's born with it in his mouth.

That's you. That's great. OK, so ever since you were born. Do you like stinky feet or clean feet?

I like dirty ones. Are you like clean ones? Clean feet, yeah. He said he likes them.

Yeah, stuff stuck to it. So that means you like to do pedicures, huh? Yeah. Oh, I like you.

I don't get a foot while coming here. Foot massage and a pedicure. Oh, and then you could kiss the feet. Yeah, oh, you're a foot kisser, aren't you?

Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, and I bet you're a toe sucker, right? Toe sucker, hmm. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, I look like an old swan.

I feel like a trooper, too. Yeah, yeah. Well, see, he got three sets of, you know, toes over here.

You know what I mean? Well, he does. Yours are in shoes. Do you have a thing about not revealing your toes?

I can reveal my toes. They probably aren't as cute as yours. But she has the little feet and her shoes, like her little feet look so cute in these shoes.

And if you talk off your microphone, you're going to get a thing. Stop drawing. OK.

Ooh. Maybe she wants to see. I might want that. I think she does.

That's maybe why I was doing it. OK. Well, now you're talking on your microphone and you're being a good girl.

Mm. I'm being a good girl. OK. Oh, she is.

I can reveal one foot. I can join a foot party. Yeah, you should join the foot party. We have all these different feet because you like bare feet,

don't you? The fuck? Do you like bare feet or stocking feet or stalker feet? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.

Or high heel feet? High heel. High heels. Ooh.

I got high heels right here, baby. Mm-hmm. Well, it might knock out the weave. Ooh, look at her.

Ooh, and now I have toe cleavage. Ooh. Oh, and. All right, we got some toes going now.

Feet together into a foot pile right here. Not as cute as that. Oh, your feet are very cute. Mm.

Ooh, let me get a little closer. Yes, look at all the different kinds of feet. And maybe I'll take one of my shoes off and wiggle, wiggle. How'd you get a foot fetish, Michael?

He said he was born with it. You were born with it. Yeah, no, you weren't. Yeah, you were born with it.

He was born that way. Did you see your mother's feet, your sister's feet? The babysitter's feet. The babys' feet?

That's a big one, the babysitter and your feet. Oh, I think I got the bimbo-fitter feet up in here. I would get you every time. Relationships, when you were born.

Yeah. OK. Well, yeah, your relationship with your mom and with the nurse, probably, you know.

What do you do for the material question? Like, what kind of work do you do? Ah, clean. That's why he likes clean feet, because he's a cleaning person.

Are you sure you don't want to work at a shoe store? Are you sure you don't want to work at a shoe store? Yeah, I think you don't work at a shoe store. Most people that work at shoe stores, you know what they are.

Probably don't make as much money. You've got to really be into your foot fetish. You must be. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you've got your fill of hearing about feet, so are you going to come for us, or what?

I mean, you don't have to. You don't have to. I just thought I'd give you that opportunity. You know, we're not going to charge you.

He gave you a show. He gave me a show. Well, but he's not watching. He's listening.

Yeah. That's not fair. That's not fair. OK, so we'll let you just dream about our feet.

Beautiful, all different. Can I get you on video on my phone? You could try, yeah. No, you sure you can.

Try it on Dr. Susan Block dot TV. That's right. Or you can watch on Bonoboville dot com. Bonoboville.

But you have to join Bonoboville. If you can't figure out any of those, you can go to YouTube or any of those tubes. Any of the tubes.

Any of the tubes. And we'll be there somewhere. Yeah. Oh, OK.

OK. Oh, no, really. And if you got some money, if you have a little money, you can support us.

That's right. We like Mike. OK, Mike. Magic Mike.

We love you, Mike. I love you. Take care. Take care.

All right. Thanks so much. Hope you find the foot of your dreams. Yes.

Oh, OK. Thank you, ladies. Oh, my pleasure. That's right.

You know, we're offering free phone therapy here on the Dr. Susan Block Institute. So if you're like, you know, not able to pay for it, you know, you can just get it for free.

I mean, we kind of do it every Saturday night in a way with everything we talk about and do on this show. But tonight we're focusing on some subjects that our clients here at the Institute like to talk about,

which range from religion and abuse and being victimized as children. And we help them to work through that, both through talking about it and through role play.

And, you know, we talk about fetishes and just have fun with that. Because sometimes people are embarrassed to talk about their fetishes with the people that they actually know.

So whether it's diapers or feet or cuckolding. What? Ooh, I love cuckolding. Oh, that's one of those things that gets you wet.

I just know it. Oh, sorry. Dr. Suzy, you have about eight minutes. OK, well, then we're going to do a communion.

Because I did talk about, you know, all of the poison that's been put into communion, the Catholic communion. But this is our Bonoboville communion,

which we do honor sexuality and the beauty of the bosom. And we do honor our adult consensual, you know, oral desires. So this is what we... I mean, you know, I'm not really starting a religion,

but if religion could include more sex, maybe we'd have peace on earth. I take the Bonoboville religion over any other religion. There we go.

It is the best. Well, if you like, you can take communion. It would be an honor. And I understand that our beautiful sex therapist, Chanel,

has volunteered earlier. I kind of draft her, but she also volunteered to be the altar girl and present her beautiful boobs one more time.

No, but what you need to get is a shot glass. I need a couple of shot glasses. So you get those from Clemi, who is not only our designer,

but Clemi is also our bartender. Here come the shot glasses. Leeds, are you watching? Oh, yes.

Okay, here we go. Yeah, I know how you are. I've got one stocking on and one off, but one shoe on and one off is a little more drastic.

Okay, so now give me one of these. Okay, so watch carefully. You might be doing this in the future, which is pouring the agua,

and we're not going to pour too much. Well, that is a fair amount. So we're going to do two of these. So let's have this,

and this is alchemy, brothers and sisters. Yes, indeed. Okay, so first thing is we, you get on the other side.

Yep, and move that chair so it's not in your way. And I'm going to sit this down. Yeah, you're just going to set that down and you are going to be possessed

by the Holy Spirit of sex and the beautiful quality of breast therapy. And now you will present your altar. That means take your top down.

Okay, here we go again. Here come the girls. Okay, I got, is this naughty or nice? This, I got naughty, you got nice.

Okay, so the first thing we do, we're on either side and we're going to prepare the altar, which means we give it a lick.

Okay, and now we do the sprinkling of the salt, which is very sacred. The salt sprinkles, and that's Himalayan pink salt.

You know, we're not skimping on our sacred salt here. And now we lick again. Delicious. Ooh, yummy, yummy, yummy.

I just love salty nipples. Okay, so now we, you are going to get, yeah, let's waterboard you first, right?

Agua, you ready? Can you handle it? Okay, and you're talking off mics, so you're going to get spanked later.

Okay, but for now, just lean back against your legs. Get right up here. That's right. Okay, let me,

let me do this now. And the salt. And now you just get right there. And yes, okay.

So hold this in your hand. Thank you. Just hold that so that, because I have nowhere to put it. That's why you're holding that.

And now this is what we call waterboarding bonobo style. And down the hatch. And blossom got waterboarded.

Woo-hoo. On the Dr. Susan Block show with the lovely Chanel as our altar girl.

Yes, indeed. And such a beautiful altar girl. I got religion. I don't know about you guys,

but I'm ready to convert to whatever religion that is an altar in. And in fact,

it's our religion, I guess. Love is my religion. And sex is my addiction. And my passion.

And yeah, I think it's all good. I mean, maybe not all, but mostly sex heals. Sex heals a billion times more than it kills.

Yeah, it does kill sometimes, but really compared to a lot of other things. Yeah, yeah. It's usually an accident, right?

Not like on purpose, like when people grab their guns. Okay, so speaking of guns, where's my water pistol?

I need to... Hot, hot, hot, hot. Whoa. I got a phone call.

Hello, this is the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Let's see. Where is that water pistol? Ah, there it is.

No, I want the blue one because it matches my outfit. Oh yeah, baby. Oh yeah.

Okay, so I think we're... How much time do we have? You're out of tape in two minutes. Okay, well then we're going to run into a break,

brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, but we're going to be back. I think somebody might need a spanking and who knows what else.

You know, we're shooting... Shoot water guns, not real guns. Right, shoot the gun between your legs. Okay, don't shoot real guns.

And make like bonobos not baboons. And we're going to come back, so don't come yet, and don't go away. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block,

and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex

in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call

peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special,

partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human,

even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us, and more specifically to you.

Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you? Bet you would.

So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic,

sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management.

And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did.

Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing. The real bonobos are highly endangered,

so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way

and learn why this could be the most important and eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. We're listening to Radio Susie One

on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Welcome back to Room Baby.

I am Dr. Susan Block. This is Bonoboville. And that is the sound of Ecor the Wolf, who is in the house

in the garden of Bonoboville. Out there lurks the wolf. He is coming forth soon. I know it.

And in the meantime, I'm here with my pussycats. Meow. We got the tiger over here. Chanel.

Yeah. Hot stuff. And the pink pussycat. Well, purple, actually.

A little more mature. Okay. And she is blossom green. Very eco-sexual.

I love it. Eco-sex. Keep it green. Keep it green.

Keep it bonobo. Yes, indeed. And now you're talking on your microphone. You're being such a good girl.

What are we going to do with you? Okay. Enough of these shades. Although they're kind of fun.

Some people do whole shows in these things. Elton John. Really know how they do it. I just have enough trouble with the false eyelashes.

So, okay. Yes. There is the wolf in the Bonoboville teaser. Can I bring the Facebook camera back in there?

Yeah, you know. You could. You could. You could.

We're so far completely closed. Although I was hoping to get somewhat unclosed. Should I move the camera? Should I move the camera?

You know. Well, I mean, you could bring it back for a little while. We could do a closed spanking. Okay.

For past. I think I'm going to shoot it right from here. Past sins. I was promised a spanking.

Yes. You were promised. Okay, when you put it that way, it sounds more like a reward than a punishment. Which, you know, it is in a way.

It's more than a reward than a punishment. Because, of course, we do it consensually. That's not how it's done in a lot of quarters and throughout history. But, you know, this is consensual spanking for adults,

even though you've got pigtails like you're 12. But you're really, what, 25 or something like that? 25. 25.

Okay. We're in the safe zone. Right. Are we role-playing?

Are we like your governesses, your aunties, your teachers, your nuns? We're maybe the nuns in Catholic schools. What religion did you grow up with?

I actually didn't grow up with religion. Good for you. No wonder you did. Okay.

You did not grow up with religion. What were you going to say about your mom? My mom reads, like, tarot cards. Yeah, spiritual, yeah.

My mom reads tarot cards. Alistair Crowley? That's a little too far gone. No, but now I need to know.

Alistair Crowley is kind of crazy. The good ones are. In a way, it's the ethic of the Internet right now. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole law.

But, you know what I like about Alistair Crowley? Is he raises up Satan as a beautiful God. And in a way, Satan was. Before Satan got turned by the Catholic church into the devil,

he was pan with horns and a tail, and he was the God of the wild. He had a penis, too, didn't he? Well, everybody.

Jesus had a penis. Exactly. Amen. Amen.

Amen. And A, women. And speaking of Jesus having a penis. I don't know if we can show this on Facebook.

Well, I'll hold it. But this is a penis. You can't see it. Okay.

Okay. I'm keeping the penis of Jesus. It's my purse. It's in my purse.

In the womb room. In the vulva puppet. Right now, I have the Jesus penis in the vulva puppet. And somehow this seems like a good prop.

Somehow this seems right. We're just talking about how there's so many beautiful symbols in the Catholic church that we eroticize. And we're so grateful.

What would Madonna do without the Catholic church? She wouldn't have a career. This is how the Virgin Mary became pregnant, actually. Jesus is rising.

And Jesus is in me now. Don't look Facebook. That's a pussy of the ass. Mark Zuckerberg.

He doesn't even know about this because he went to Hebrew school. Anyway, yeah. Jesus is a sex symbol. And we understand this.

We do. I do. I mean, you didn't. What religion did you grow up with?

I actually grew up as being a Christian. Christian. Yes, I was a Christian. Amen and A, women.

But you guys probably didn't say A, women. Look, I was a Baptist. So I'm fucked up anyway. Okay.

I'm fucked up anyway. You know, I think that there are a lot of people in the sexuality field. Well, they're from all different walks of life, I guess. But Baptist, yeah, is a big one.

And of course, the ultimate Baptist. Where is he? Yeah. Baptist.

Oh, Bill. Our build-o. Yeah. This is the build-o.

Build-o. Baptist. Okay. But that was part of his charm, right?

Hillary was a Methodist. That made it a little tougher. You know, the Baptist thing is more fun. Okay.

And the Bonoboville Communion thing is super fun. It was a good shot. It was a good shot. Yeah.

How did you like your first waterboarding? I didn't mind it. I enjoyed it. It was a good time.

It was a good time. Because now you have some milk chocolate. Oh, now it's my spanking. Yeah.

Okay. So should it be over the knee or down on your knees? Okay. She's taking too long.

Over the knee. Over the knee. Okay. Okay.

Oh, do you want to be part of this? I would love to be part of this. You both would spank me. I wouldn't feel right.

She's going to go, I have a small lap. So she might need to go through a couple of laps. Slowly over both of you. Lay over on that.

I'm a little bigger. Yeah. Here we go. Okay.

But down, down. So we're comfortable here. Yes. We are so comfortable.

Would you still want to take my top down? Okay. I have a bug bite on my butt. So just don't mind that.

You have a bug bite on your butt. Okay. Should I look for it? Should I aim for it?

No, let's not look for it. I was kidding. All right. So now my lovely show assistant is wearing show panties.

Look at this. Sequin show panties. These are just like the kind of thing you wear when you're going to do dancing with a star.

This is great. Okay. I came prepared. She did.

So how many adult spankings have you got confessed to your mother confessor? A lot. A lot. Okay.

More than enough to count. Okay. Oh, and she looks just enjoying it. Yeah.

I like it rough. Okay. Okay. We'll give you a good book spanking.

Read the bonobo way or get read from it. I'll definitely get read. Nice. And red.

Oh, yeah. Oh, she got a cute little ass too. Yeah. I mean, I could, you could reach over and give her a spank.

Yeah. Okay. Two. Three.

Oh. I'll help you. Thank you. Okay.

Yeah. It was reaching. It was more symbolic. She was doing the spanking.

Okay. I'm really doing it. See, she can get her better. And yes, this is our new assistant.

And she's very graceful on her hands and knees. Well, probably over our knee. This is technically called OTK class. Do you know what OTK stands for?

You can definitely see the hand print. And ecor gets to get up to the chair since you got the answer to the teacher's question. What? Over the knee is OTK.

And there's so much more that you are going to learn, including probably how these pictures came out. When you get a copy of the speakeasy journal, because it's really going to focus on all kinds of spankings.

And of course, a classic spanking is the over the knee OTK of the schoolgirl roleplay. And of course, as Chanel knows, the schoolgirl could be a boy. Yes, it can. I'm sure you've done something like that.

I have plenty. She has plenty. So do you want to tell our schoolgirl, like, I don't know, how she's been naughty? Oh, well, Blossom's been very naughty.

You know, she has been speaking her mind. That book has read her for real. I haven't been speaking my mind. She hasn't been speaking the mind.

She hasn't. Oh, right. Okay. She needs to do that.

Right. Speak your mind, Blossom. Speak my mind. Speak my mind into my mind.

Yes, in her mind. What does she want to talk about? Confess to your mother. Confess.

Oh. I've been a very, very bad kitty. You are saved by the phone. It's so red.

It sounds like you have a phone call. Okay. So let's have a hand for Blossom. Whoa.

Blossom is green because she's very eco sexual. Dr. Suzy. And, of course. Blossom read now because my ass is red.

Her ass is really red. Dr. Suzy. Yes. You have a caller.

Oh, yes. Who wants to ask you about he thinks that his girlfriend is cheating. Ooh. She is.

I'm gonna say. The thing is she is. Yeah. Man.

Okay. Ecor thinks she is. And he doesn't even know anything. I don't know anything.

That's such a man thing to do. Just assume. No. Really.

Okay. So what's his name again? His name is Ray. Ray.

Put the caller on. Ray. Hello. Let's analyze him.

Dr. Suzy. Ray of sunshine. Dr. Suzy. Yes.

He's on the line. Yes. Hi, Ray. Hey, how you doing?

Good. So in your own words, what are you concerned about? Well, last year, I mean, I had a girlfriend for about six years now. Yeah.

Six years. And how old are you? I'm 20. She's 19.

Wow. She is. You've been going together since you were 14. That's a good friend you got there.

It is. That's special. Lost your virginity to her too, huh? We met at the middle at the end of middle school.

There it is. Wow. That's so romantic. First love.

Wow. We're all kind of oohing and cooing, but what is going on? What happened? So I mean, last year, around the same time, we split.

And I ended up finding out she's actually with another guy. I found out what she was doing and all that. So your answer was answered. Yeah.

So you know she is or was. So how you feel about that? She is with another guy and you know this is the truth. And does she admit to it?

Well, yeah, she told me. Okay. Pretty much everything that happened last year. Yeah.

So how do you feel about that? What's your feeling? Or do you have mixed feelings? Well, my feeling honestly towards it.

It actually kind of aroused me at first. Well, we thought so, but thank you for being brave enough. To admit to that. Yeah.

Stand up. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, honestly, like I said, she got into very detail about it.

Oh, well, she enjoyed telling you about it. So you kind of had like a love hate feel for it emotionally. Like, like I don't want to hear this, but at the same time, I kind of want to hear this.

Exactly. Like, did you have sex with the afterwards? I mean, she told me the guy was actually kind of bigger than me a little bit thicker than me.

Did you have sex with her after that? Not exactly right away, but we did like within a week. So let me ask you one more question. So what's your issue now?

What are you looking for? What do you want? Like, what do you want? What do you want?

Well, now the actual fact now is that the fact, like we did split now again. And now that thought is just like in my head, like the things that she did last year,

if she's doing it again. Well, it sounds like she doesn't mind talking to you about it. And you're her best friend. You are her best friends.

And you have to realize you're growing up. Maybe it won't last forever with this guy. Maybe it will. Maybe it will.

And you'll be your best friend. Do you have sex with her? Do you have sex? Good question.

I think honestly what it's going to be is the same thing. She's going to go to that guy I do. Well, maybe not even the same guy, but go to a guy I do and then try to come back to me.

Well, sure. Well, you got the goods on her. You know, you're her best friend. Yes.

So, you know, it sounds like the perfect situation for a cuckold lifestyle that's very nice for everybody. In red. He's only 20.

You know, you're only 20 and you're cool with it and you're aroused by it. You have a life ahead of you. And you know, I mean, if you're not too jealous

and I don't think you should be jealous because nobody can replace you. Nope. Not at all.

You're the first. What if things get a little farther though? What if like, I don't know, she gets pregnant? I mean, I don't think that she would actually get pregnant

by the guy. She probably wouldn't let that happen that far. She's just having fun right now, right? Okay.

We'll try to make sure that doesn't happen. Remind her. Well, Ray, you have to realize this that when you were 14, 13 or 14 at the junior high school,

you got to realize you guys are growing up and you're starting to see the world different. You're starting to see people different and there's just things, there's come a time

where some people might grow apart or they just want to explore other things but they still love you but they just want to explore. And we have to be open and receptive to the exploration

because they only have this one life to live, this one go around on this physical planet. Yeah, that's exactly why I don't actually, that's kind of probably another reason why I got aroused

by understanding that she has to experience other stuff. Right. If you love her enough, let her be happy, you know? And vice versa for her.

If you love her enough, it might hurt but you have to love them enough to say, hey, I want to see you happy. So did you have a question?

I guess the question is, how probably could I get over the fact of thinking about her with somebody or thinking about her actually doing all that extra stuff with this guy?

Well, wait, why do you have to get over it? Let somebody get under you. Actually, I mean, get over it because of the fact that I found myself actually getting to arouse

to actually get my thought into it. Just, you know, if you fight it, it'll be stronger. And yeah, sometimes it might work. Don't force yourself, but if you find another girl,

you could do that. And in the meantime, just accept that... Just love her a little. Yeah, you're enjoying it.

Respect your life. You can enjoy masturbating or being with someone else. Or thinking about her. That's exactly what I do.

I actually masturbate. Well, there's nothing wrong with that. It's called a cuckold fantasy. Or not even a fantasy.

It's your real situation. Ask her, can you sit in on the sessions with her? You know? Just say the way you can still be with her.

Yeah. I thought about actually kind of bringing that out to her. Watch big stuff and go to work. At least she could take pictures.

You know, you could gradually get into the point where you're right there. Or, I don't know. You seem like you're pretty comfortable with her.

You're mature right now. You're sounding very mature. Take it to the next step instead of trying to get rid of it. I mean, that's what I actually have to try to do,

but I guess she doesn't have the confidence to actually bring another person into the room. Well, it's Max. It doesn't necessarily have to be so dramatic

as to be in the room. How about just suggesting she do a little video for you? Go webcam. A little video.

What I told her, I mean, not exactly what I told her, but I thought about maybe if she listened to it, she would send me videos of revenge, talk to stuff like that.

Well, maybe you could suggest that. And just suggest different things. Just tell her I'd like to see you getting fucked. No.

Or someone. That's gangster master. Yeah, I really would. So that's what I would really lad out.

I'd like to see you making love. And that would make my dick hard. I'd like to see you. And I'd be really excited.

Max, go out. That's the manly way to say that. Max, put yourself out there. At a boy.

At a boy. Sometimes live porn. No, really. Really.

That's Italian style. Italian style. Show her that you got the masculinity in you as well, even though he may be bigger than you or whatever,

but show her that you're still confident. When you show that confidence, man, there's nothing on there to top that. Exactly.

Yeah, that's true for sure. Yeah. And if it gets your dick hard, it's important. It's good.

Because guess what? And if she is too fearful or shy, don't let that get you down. There may be any more women around here.

Just accept that, that that's not the way in. Maybe she doesn't want you there in the room at this time. And then maybe the video, or maybe a phone, or maybe a couple of photos,

or just telling you more again. Yeah, I feel like she'll feel more comfortable just telling me about it. Well, telling you is pretty good.

Ray. Yeah. That's where you're at with this, babe. Ray, there are millions and millions

and millions and resilience of more women out here than that one chick. Yes. Like for real, wake up and open your eyes

a little bit more. You know, go have fun yourself. Yeah, go have fun. Yeah, go have fun.

Honestly, when I got on the internet and looked a lot at it, it just surprised me that there's more people. But get out there and interact with people.

Get out there in the world. Go interact. Go to some venues or something. You know, go to some little social gatherings

and just meet women. You're almost 21. So you are 20. You've got enough energy to do both.

You can see other women, but you can keep your friendship with some benefits. Maybe not your penis and her vagina,

but you're continuing your sexual relationship by just letting her tell you stories. That's the sexiest thing. You know, a lot of guys pay good money for that.

It might help your sex game. She's telling you some good stories. Right. Take your sex game to another level.

And then your penis gets hard. And you can either masturbate. You can hear the story. But take those stories and give it to some other lady.

And you do the same thing to the next lady that you heard her say. You can do it that way. You can make her more into a freak.

Do whatever way you want, but be positive. Don't try to get rid of things. Things are beautiful.

Don't be angry about it. Tell the truth. Don't be turned to anyone to want you to get fucked. You just say it nicely in your own words.

And call us back next week. Wait a minute. I want to ask him a question. All right.

Thank you. I know. Don't go away. Hold on a second.

What are you calling from? Houston, Texas. Texas. Texas is big in Texas.

That's what I'm saying. Everything in Texas is big. Is everything a big thing? So he must be that big.

That's what I was saying. It's not even that I have that small. I guess. I don't know what I should do.

Right, right. It's all good. Just work with you. Oh, oh, yeah.

That's right. You're in Texas so big is better. So this guy is bigger. He's giant.

He's giant. He's big. But this guy's bigger. Oh wow.

Can you give us a statistics? I mean, just before you go. How big? How big?

Honestly, I'm a solid sentiment. and I had so I felt like on people were to play bigger. He had to be here nine or 10. Nine or 10, OK.

Tell them to make a porno. They need to make a porno. They need to make. Yeah, like, honestly, I mean, if y'all want,

I could play at the store at like 36. That's good. That's really good. What's it going to be so plain?

They met in class. There's snakes on the side. They met in class. They changed numbers.

He invited her buddy. I can't hear anybody now. That's it. I can hear everybody.

You can hear everybody. You either can't hear. And it's like, sort of, it becomes white noise. Yeah, just knock on your headsets.

Well, yeah, he invited her over to study. And then, you know, as he invited her over, after I get the ball, he invited her over to study. To study.

Study. Study. Oh, you want to tell us the story now. Really?

Give us a high note in here. Study. He invited her over to study. Yeah, go ahead.

And as he started to fill on her, just went to the next level. She said she went down on him for good. She told him to do this.

They were doing an anatomy lesson. They were studying biology. No, who was doing this? His girlfriend and the guy with the 9 to 10 inch.

She was telling you this. She was telling you this after she did this. Well, yeah, a few days later, this is how the 9 right here.

Ooh. Having Bill turned around. But, you know, this is Bill. What are you doing?

Oh, yeah. So she puts him up for a good while. Sloppy on the 9, then afterwards, he went down on her and he just wanted to look for you.

It's starting to sound like a phone sex call. It is. It is. Like, really?

What are you wearing? No, that's cool. We got it. We got it.

We got it. How did you find us? Where did you find us? In Texas.

Where did you find us? How did you find us? Oh, online. Online.

I see. Online. Cool. What were you searching for?

What were you looking for? What were you searching for? Cockle. Phone sex therapy.

Okay. There we go. The world famous Dr. Susan Block. That's certainly what we are.

But right now you're on a show. Usually during the week, 24-7, it's totally private and confidential. Oh, see? He got scared.

Oh, he got nervous. He got scared. Oh, he was finishing his masturbation. No, I know.

I started to get my commercial points on him. It's okay. He was starting to get, you know, a little too detailed. I mean, it could have been okay.

We're not even being for real. Let me just mess with him. He was for real. You felt he was real?

I felt he was real, for sure. Maybe his story wasn't like, and then she went down on him. And then he went down to her like, that's normal. At that point, that started to sound like it was.

That's normal. He was pretty good with it up until then. But, you know, so many young people are growing up with these stories on the internet

that they're not just hearing stories in the alleyway or in recess. They're seeing multiple stories from all over the world, everywhere.

Their minds are being filled with what you could say warped, or opened, or I don't know. It's good and bad. Just like every cultural aspect of the internet,

the internet fucks with our sexuality. Of course it does. And I'm not just talking about porn. I'm talking about falling in love

with someone you don't know on Facebook. Catfish? Catfish. Yeah, there's porn, and that certainly fucks

with your sexuality. But the news, the way that they throw the celebrities at you, the way they throw everything at you,

you know, and yeah, it's interesting times that we live in. The Chinese curse.

Asian invasion. And you get another spanking. Okay, this time I think you should get on your hands and knees.

And try this. Yeah, right here. Since it's that. This is my goddess,

this is my goddess, this is my goddess, this is my goddess, this is my goddess,

this is my goddess, this is my goddess, Did you see that she got panties? And we're still on Facebook.

I guess this is okay. Yeah. You like this on a ロロロ. Yeah.

And this, I don't think hurts too much. Probably not even as much as being bad. She's like being bad.

What do you know about being bad ear for ear? I know about being bad on our level. All right.

Whoo. Oh, she likes it though. She got a big smile on her face. Look at that light.

Look at that light show. That light show is awesome. Forward a little more. Just move forward a little more.

Crawl forward. Get the credits for the lights later on. Yeah. Systems.

Try to make it so I don't have to hold it. Yeah. Blossom green. Blossom.

Oh, yeah. Hey. Okay. So I think that ecor is going to start his song.

And we can just segue from the spanking. I'm still looking at her booty. I'm mesmerized. I'm mesmerized.

Mesmerized. I think by the way she shake her ass and die. She bad. It's very appropriate.

And I think you have one titty that's bad that we might reveal partway through the song. Facebook is now watching. Is Facebook watching now?

Can she turn? Can she turn? Can we remove ecor's shirt? Take it off.

Take it off. Can you help with that? Because you are the assistant. Yes.

Cropmistress. Okay. She talked on the microphone. Okay.

So I was going to give you help. You're doing it all by yourself. It's okay. Okay.

Oh, she didn't move fast enough. Next time. You can just forget about the apostrophe. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we are live and direct on the Dr. Susan Block show.

Shake that thing. Look how she make it pain. Look how she drop it low. Yeah.

Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it pain.

Yeah. That girl go. She got me watching. Lightweight stalking.

But in the smooth way, she made me say damn. Thick like jam. Ten times on piece added up. Silver dollar made me holler.

What up, though? Just to make my presence known. I'm a wolf. I roam and I'm in your zone.

I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing. Make it pain. The whole room shaped from the ass.

Quake down. Baby, you got that. Pop that steel to show. Get low.

Everybody on the floor. Dudes be taking it while she's shaking it back. That thing. Up like.

She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it pain. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah. Yeah. That bottle go. Pain.

Everybody stop. Stop. And look at her. Pop.

That thing. Pain. Got her ready to spend some dope. Oh.

Yeah. That girl go. See, I said. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she move that thing. Come on. So what y'all left? She bad.

Cause you got me turned by the way you. Pop in the way you. Poppy got me hot. Go work that pipe.

Work that pipe. Shake that thing. I'm so mesmerized. So hypnotized.

By the way she shake her ass. Her eyes gave me a ride. So I hung up. What?

She kept me up all night. This chick. She bad. She the bomb.

Yes. They dying. Oh my. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it pain. Look how she drop it low. Yeah. These girls go.

Dudes be taking it while she's shaking it back. She bad. She bad. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it pain. Look how she drop it low. Yeah. That girl can go.

Come on, me and y'all said. What she bad. What? She bad.

Look how she make it pain. What? She bad. That girl can go.

Come on, me and y'all say. She bad. She bad. She bad.

She bad. Yeah. She bad. She bad.

On the Dr. Susan Lockshaw, we bad. We so bad. We so bad we got spanked. We did it.

Naughty girl. We got spanked. She's talking off the mic, so she definitely needs to spank it. That, yes.

Off the mic. How much time do we have? You have exactly seven minutes. Seven?

Seven hard minutes. You have it. Who needs a mic? Get comfortable.

And with one of the Dr. Susan Block Institute's favorite

sex therapists. Bone sex therapy, webcam. And sex ing.

Chanel. Hello. You're like Hollywood. You're like Hollywood.

And... Who do I go right there? That's the gas over there. Here.

You need to give Trump a spanking. He should be in his...

We should do this. Put his pacifier in his mouth. In his mouth because he's a big niche.

Spank him. Spank him with the Forbes that Stormy Daniels spanked him with. Oh, yep.

Spank those balls. Spank them balls. I'm gonna fuck your motherfucking

force up motherfucker. Look at that. And he likes that shit, don't he? Spank them balls.

Spank them balls. Spank them balls. Spank that juice. On a wall.

Take that shit. So, this is a form of therapy too. It is.

I mean, it's silly, but what can you do? You gotta do something. Beat the balls. Okay, that was enough. I was having fun.

Oh, you are? Okay. Spank his head. Fuck this motherfucker. Look, I'm finna beat his ass up.

Oh, wow. I was gonna beat that ass up. That's personal. I think everybody needs to

fuck this motherfucker up. Get this motherfucker up. We're all getting him here. His face is falling.

His face is falling. I beat his ass so much. At this point, he's not himself anymore. No, he's not.

That actually is the result that we would like. You gotta hit 38 times without stopping.

To get out of our white house. 138 times without stopping. Just the random number. Okay, stuff that

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of life as opposed to death. Arrows as opposed to Thanatos. And the bonobo way

as opposed to acting like a baboon. You know, practicing peace through pleasure. Female empowerment.

And male well-being. Yes, indeed. We take care of our guys. We do.

And yet, in bonoboville, in the world of bonobos, the females are very empowered.

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you can talk to me. Yes, Dr. Suzy. And you have to just call us during the week to talk.

During Saturday night to talk to the E-Core at the moment. Although maybe you'll be available during the week. So anyway, during the

Saturday night show, you can call here for free. And sometimes we'll talk to you. Sometimes we're too busy.

Just having fun. But in the meantime, say good night. Good night everybody. Live, laugh, love.

Make like bonobos, not bad booms. Make love, not warm. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

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