SPRING FEVER BACCHANALIA

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from Los Angeles, California, from downtown Los Angeles, from the Schmatte district, we are broadcasting live tonight from our house to your house. And remember that we are a country at war

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Libertines, master-baders. All you children of sex. And we are all children. Can I hear a name too?

The womb room of Dr. Suzy Speakeasy in the soul of downtown. Tonight I will endeavor to put you in touch with your sexual spirit.

No matter how beaten down, repressed, depressed, suppressed, co-opted, corroded, corporate, corrupted, terrorized, tortured, war-torn, wire-tapped, bombed-out, or bankrupt, it may be.

If the spirit of sex is with me tonight and I feel that it is, I will make hard ye who are limp and I will make wet ye who are dry.

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the spirit that accompanies your every moment through your sexuality, the spirit that makes you horny, the spirit that gives you faith.

That's right, brothers and sisters. I'm talking about the F-word. Now, the F-word has been on the tip of every tongue, of every politician, every pundit,

every pollster, every preacher, every pious puritan, presidential poser, and pontificating prude. Now, that's a lot of pee-pee.

But we are talking about the F-word here. And here at the Dr. Susan Block Speakeasy Cathedral, we embrace the F-word. We are people of faith.

We are sisters and brothers and lovers and sinners of faith in the power of sex. That's right. We got faith in the laying down of arms

and the laying on of hands. We got faith in the wondrous vulva and the soaring dick, not chicken-hawked pussies and dickless dickheads

that try to supplement our sex drives into war. We got faith in the G-spot and the P-spot and the beautiful, bountiful,

bare breast of love. We got faith in dildos and vibrators and not guns and ammo. We got faith in the bonobo way

and not acting like a baboon. We got faith in the heathen, glorious power of sex. We got faith in the healing power of touch because we are faith healers, brothers and sisters.

That's right. I got your faith right here. Right here in the womb room. Yeah, oh yeah. Right here in the womb room, baby.

This is a ministry of sex. This is a faith-based program. This is church. This is synagogue.

This is temple. This is mosque. This is a shrine to Eros and Aphrodite, Demeter and Dionysus. This is a sanctuary where it's warm inside

and sometimes very wet. Where we come together in collective joy in ways as old as life itself and new as the newest technology.

The technology that brings me to you and you to me, opening our hearts, our minds and our legs to each other.

Amen. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an amen? Amen. From my bed to yours.

And speaking of my bed, we've got some very exciting guests that are going to be joining me in my bed tonight. But I do want to talk to you too.

You who are out there watching me on your boob-toob or your computer screen. My number is 213-749-1330 or if you're in Los Angeles or outside North America.

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either one about calling. Just relax. Turn your lights down low to a nice buckin' alien glow

and cuddle up to your lover if you're lucky enough to have a lover or your vibrator if you're lucky enough to have a vibrator.

And I want you to feel the spirit of sex within you. Can you feel it? Well, squeeze your PC muscle.

That's right. It's your muscle right between your genitals and your anus, the planet and the behind, right?

And you squeeze it. It's a pubococcus muscle and release it. Ah, it feels so good.

You can do it standing up, sitting down, lying down. Squeeze it and release it. And squeeze it and release it. Now you feel the spirit of sex.

And breathe it in. And out. And in. And out.

And in. And out. Now is the time to leave the terror and the wars and your worries behind.

Or if you can't leave all the terror and all the wars and all your worries behind, you can mix it up with some sex and some sense. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters,

lovers and sinners, wake up and smell the sex. Squirt for peace, spring forward, but don't come yet and don't go away.

We'll be right back. You've been listening to Dr. Susan Block. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called

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They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure

with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because

they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human, even being humane.

Bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free?

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From Los Angeles, California, from the best bar in Los Angeles, California, from our house to your house, we bring you revolution,

and we bring you evolution. And we use the latest in military technology. It's called the Internet. But it's a story about storytellers.

And we think we're highly advanced, but you can go to any small village and listen to the storyteller at four o'clock in the afternoon.

And he tells you what's going to happen to you. And here she is, my doctor and your doctor, Dr. Susie Block. Brothers and sisters,

lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, Democrats and Republicans,

libertarians and vegetarians, all you children of sex, and we all are children of... Can I hear an amen?

Can I hear an A-women? I want to welcome you to Dr. Susie Speezy and the soul of downtown LA.

Tonight, I will endeavor to put you in touch with your sexual spirit, no matter how beaten down,

repressed. I didn't do one line, though. I forgot to do insurgents and liberate the masturbators.

Okay. Okay, it's perfect. It's perfect. Okay, do I have to do the opening again?

Okay. Are you sure we have it? Okay. All right, then.

We're ready to party. Okay, so, now, let's see. Let's have some of my...

Whoa! There he is, Cain and Brubbly, the next Balini! Let's hear it!

Let me have... Let's see. Where is... Where are some of my newcomers tonight?

Who? Is Sarah Jay there? She's all the way back there. Okay.

Or, um, we have Lexi somewhere. Here, Sarah, you come up here. Well, now, let's just get

a little situated here. Hi there. Come on, sit back here next to me. We'll just move some of my animals aside.

That's good. We make room for beautiful big butts like that. That's beautiful. Well, Sarah Jay,

it's so nice to meet you. I had the pleasure of meeting the three of you a little earlier, and it's nice to meet all of you right now.

And so, where you come from? I live in Las Vegas. Vegas. Are you a Vegas girl originally?

No, I'm originally from Ohio. Ah, but you had dreams of becoming a Vegas show girl. No, I wanted to be a porn star. A porn star, of course.

You wanted to be a porn star when you were a little girl? No, when I was like a teenager. Teenager, yeah, okay. And you just made some steps.

You figured Vegas is the place to go. Yeah, that's a good spot to land. Yeah, and so how long have you been a porn star now? Six years.

Six years? Yeah. Really? And what have you learned as a porn star?

Well, you learned how to open up to the camera. Yeah, open up like your legs or your heart? Everything. Your heart as well.

Your feelings? And your tips. You seem like you want to show them. I do, can I?

Go right ahead. Whoa! Do they have names? Thelma and Louise.

Thelma and Louise. These are tough broads. They're cute. Wow.

Very nice. Very, very, very beautiful. May I? Absolutely.

Yeah? Mmm. Does it taste? Very nice.

Very lovely. Well, tonight we are celebrating spring. We are in the midst of spring fever. It's sprung.

It has sprung. Spring has sprung. We are springing forward. How does spring make you feel?

Does it make you feel a little hornier than usual? Extremely horny. Yeah? Because there's like all these people outside.

Uh-huh. And they're all checking you out. Everybody's wearing less clothes. Yeah.

Yeah. It gets so you can really show off. Yeah. Would you like to show some more off?

I'd like to show your kuchi. Whoo! Yeah? Yeah.

Mmm. Look at that beautiful butt. Wow. Oh, shake it, girl.

Oh, yeah. Mmm. That is some impressive butt. I wanna look at that butt.

Yeah? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's shaking real good. The wondrous buttocks and the vulva.

Yes. Now, would you like to show some more? Would you like to take the panties off? Yeah, they don't match.

The panties don't match. They gotta go. No, they gotta go. They gotta go.

They gotta go. I like the little yin-yang symbol on your ankle. Thank you. Are you a Taoist?

I am. You are a Taoist. You are. You believe in the yin and the yang.

The balance. Yeah. You seem so feminine. Thank you.

You're very womanly. I mean, do you have a masculine side too? Gosh. I'm a tomboy.

You are. I am. You're like, how can you do sports with these jugs going bouncing up and down? You know, I don't do too many sports.

No? I watch sports. Oh, so what do you mean by tomboy? Oh, wrestling.

Ice trucks and cars and pit bulls. Oh, trucks and cars and pit bulls. Yeah. Wow, you're a little kind of trailer trash girl.

That's cool. That's very sexy. Yeah. So you've got a little tattoo here on your thumb, the queen.

And we have a new little device here. I don't know if you want to try this. I saw that. This is a finger.

It's two fingers actually. Would you like me to put a condom on it so you can try it? Yeah. Yeah.

There's a condom here from Condomania. You can pick one out. In this little box? Yeah, in that little box.

Yeah, you can pick whatever you like. And this is something, if your fingers get tired, you know, you get carpal tunnel syndrome. You can always use these. These are like extra fingers.

I got arthritis from jacking cock. Oh. Yeah. Well, I don't know if these will jack cock too well.

No. No. These are more for fingering of the pussy. Okay.

So while you're, did you get one? Yeah. Flavored one. Flavors are good.

Yeah. Then somebody can suck it. You can suck it. I can suck it.

Yeah. Flavors are good. Condomania condoms. Mmm.

Yeah. Suck. Oh, suck those fingers. Good girl.

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's great. It's yummy. It's great.

Oh, you're totally shaved. Very nicely shaved. Or is that a wax? Oh, no.

It's a shave. It's a shave. I'm just working my hands. Pussy shaved.

Do you find it sensuous to shave your pussy? I like shaving my legs better. Yeah. It's the long road up.

Ah. The pussy you have to be careful. Mmm. How are those fingers?

Are they working? Yeah. They're doing good for you. You're feeling that spring fever?

Right on my pudding. Oh, yes. Oh, feel that spring fever. Mmm.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think these things are working good. You can.

You can just put it on a faster speed and just speed it up there. You can push it in a little deeper and then this thing can work on your clip. You know, you just kind of push it in right there. It works like a rabbit.

And then that works right on your clip like that. See? Yeah. Look at that.

Very good. Very good. Oh, yes. You got it going on there.

Good girl. Very good. Well, you're getting in the spring fever mood. Uh-huh.

Oh, you love to masturbate, don't you? That didn't take much. No, no. You're really showing it.

Oh, yeah. Mmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, jerk yourself off.

Chill off. Oh, yeah. Oh, chill off, girl. Oh, you're beautiful.

Oh, she's squirting spring showers. Oh, fuck. It's so juicy. Mmm.

Very nice. Oh, yeah. Very beautiful. Let's hear it for Sister Sarah.

Sarah Jay. Beautiful way to start the show with little spring showers. Mmm. And let me hear from Miss Busty Panther.

Are you out there? Busty Panther, are you out there? Can you come forward? Or Lexi Carrington?

My new girls. Oh, yeah. Show off your ass for my, yeah. Show it off there, girl.

All right, Ben. Well, I'll get some of my rig. Lexi Carrington, come on over here. Yeah.

Lexi Carrington. You look like such a sexy business woman. Look at you. Look at that business-like look.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, have you ever been in the corporate world? Mmm-hmm.

You have. I seem to recall that. We did an interview on my radio show. And you told me that you're, like, one of these

executive ladies turned porn star. That's very kinky. Yeah. A lot of people find that really exciting.

The professional woman turned wild. Give up the white collar world. It was boring. Yeah.

Yeah. To my name. But the outfit is hot. I mean, yeah, yeah, definitely.

Very, very nice. It's a little warm. A little warm. I think you need to take it off.

Yeah. Yeah, happy springtime. This is a beautiful spring corset here. And spring has sprung.

Spring has sprung. The tits are out. That's beautiful. Mmm.

Well, we got to know all about you on the radio that you're a hot milf. Mmm-hmm. Yes.

And, you know, corporate woman turned sexpot. Naughty neighbor next door. Naughty neighbor next door. And these look a little tight right around here.

Is that a little tight for you? Mmm. Oh, these are pierced and everything. Mmm.

Very nice. Look at this. Oh, yes. Very beautiful.

Very comfortable. Yeah. They're feeling comfortable? Yeah.

Oh, good. And can we take the skirt off and see these lovely legs? Yeah. A little striptease.

Nice and slow. Show, show, show. Oh, yes. Mmm.

Oh, and I love you've got those panties that kind of tie on the side so you can kind of untie. Oh, they match so nice. Mmm-hmm.

Yeah. Oh, look at this nice ass. Beautiful. Mmm.

You've got some long legs, girl. Yeah. You can spread them nice and wide, can't you? Mmm.

So do you want to play with any of my toys? I don't know. I've got... What do you suggest?

I mean, I don't know what your preference is. Look at this. I've got one of my favorites at home. It's very much like this.

It's very much like this rabbit pearl. You want to pick a little condom in there from Condomania? What flavor? Oh, whatever you like, darling.

Mmm. Yeah, whatever you like because it's spring and it's what they call the Feast of the Falloi. We also have the human flavor I just noticed over there

that your friend, Jack, would you like to have a human flavor at all? Oh, yeah. A human falloi.

It's the Feast of the Falloi. We could have one in one orifice and another in another. He's also got a fake one. I'm a single orifice.

Single orifice woman. I mean, you wouldn't have one in the mouth and one in the pussy? Oh, well, yeah.

Well, those are two orifices. That counts as two. Well, actually, I have two of my friends here. Two of your friends?

A Susie Bustin Panther is also right in front of you. I know. I see her. I'm going to have her on in a minute

once you decide what you want to do for your little moment here. Do you know what you want to do or you just want to bite it?

Oh, he wants to lick you. Jack wants to lick you. Come on over here, Jack. Jack is back.

Absolutely. Got it. Yes, Jack Lawrence in a return engagement to Dr. Susie Speakeasy.

We last saw him at the double Annie squirting anniversary, which was about a year ago. It was springtime.

Yeah. He's a good pissy liquor because I had him lick in mine. So, yes, unwrap this present.

You can put your little glow plug away. Oh, I can put this away. Okay. We'll save it for somebody else.

That's fine. Baby. Oh, yeah. Go for the real thing, girl.

Spread these legs. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is Jack, by the way. Oh, yes.

Isn't it beautiful? A celebration of spring. Yes, the man and the woman. Not that it always has to be man and woman,

but, you know, this is the traditional combination. And it's so lovely to watch the man go down on the woman, worshiping the beautifully shaved

Delta of Venus with the lovely ring of Aphrodite between the labia right over the clit.

Gosh, it looks so romantic. It looks like an engagement ring, that little ring you've got there. It's lovely.

Oh, and he loves to lick your pussy. Oh, yes. She's such a lover. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

Brother Jack knows how to make love to the pussy. He's going downtown and downtown. L-A. That's right.

He's a cunning linguist with that fast, fast tongue. Mm. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Beautiful. Mm. I should have a camera here. I got a good view over here.

Mm. Oh, that's lovely. Oh, yeah. It looks like, oh, oh, yeah.

He's really fingering you. He's got the natural finger going here. We had the fake finger, and now we have the natural finger. Either way works.

It's just whatever you've got. Whatever you've got, brother and sister, that's what you need to use to feel the spirit of sex within you, which our sister Lexi is feeling right now,

and it's real, I tell you. I don't need to have faith. I know that it's real. This is a real orgasm going right down.

Whoo! Downtown. Yes. She is going down.

She is feeling it. She is coming. Oh, that's too complicated. And she came anyway, I think.

Oh, that's beautiful. Let's hear it for sister Lexi Carrington and brother Jack Lawrence. And you guys just can sit right over here, and I want to just get my new guest, Busty Panther.

Ms. Panther, come forward please, and you know, just sort of hang out right over here, if you will. Hi, sweetheart.

Busty, you come right over here. Can you get... Switch places right here. Go right over there.

Just hang out right over there. Jack, you'll have me weak in the knees. Sit down, sit down. Take a load off.

That's right. That's right. Okay, now. Busty, Panther, it is a pleasure to meet you.

I love your name. I think that is just such a fun name. It sounds like something you might see at, you know, the San Diego Zoo, which I love.

I don't know. I mean, Panther, you know, but it's a beautiful and also sleek. Did your mama name you that?

No, she didn't. You picked it. Is the Panther like your totem animal? Yes.

Yeah. You like the Panther. Why do you like the Panther? Because it's, you know, nice and sleek,

you know, black and things like that. It's you, darling. Yes. Yeah.

And I love this late... What is this? Leather. This is a pink leather corset.

I'm telling you, this is fantastic. Does it unzip? Yeah. Oh, great.

It unzips. Beautiful. Beautiful. And voila.

Unzip. And stand back. And stand back because we are going to be overwhelmed by feminine beauty.

Have you tried it out? Pouring forth. Yes, we are anticipating. Oh, yeah.

Teases. Teases. Teases. And pleases.

Oh, yes. Mm, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. Right inside. It's just such a lovely jiggle.

She's got the most wonderful, just soft. Nice flesh. Nice. Mm-hmm.

Oh, and it just like... Mm, yeah. Oh, I'm jealous. Busty, busty.

Busty beauty. Busty beautiful. Definitely. Mm.

That's cute. And down we... Whoa. Magnificent mammaries.

Sister busty. Panther. Wow. Those are lovely.

They are. And they seem natural. Yes. They are natural.

You know, they're just beautiful. They're just... And she's got the great feeling. Lovely.

She's doing a whole thing in there when they're... You are blessed by the goddess, Miss Busty. Now, when did you realize you had the most beautiful breasts on earth?

Mm-hmm. I'm sorry I've been sick this whole week. Oh. Well.

Oh, well. Chest cold. Dr. Suzy, make her better. It's a chest cold.

Well, you know what unclogs the sinuses real good? What? An orgasm. Absolutely.

Right? When you're working up to an orgasm and you got a cold, you're all congested, your sinus is clear right up.

It releases everything. I mean, then it comes back later. It's not a cure, but... It gets rid of a headache?

That's right. And stress. And cramps. And cramps.

Sorry. Oh. Well, I didn't find out until... I got into the industry, actually.

About 19 years old. Yeah. I kind of always thought they were big, but not beautiful until people kept telling me

over and over. Yeah. You thought they were big, but not beautiful. Yeah.

You just thought, well... They were just big and everybody else didn't like them because they were big. Most of my girlfriends, and I'd always been told

to cover up and things like that. Oh, my jealous girlfriends. Well, you know, the XXX industry, it blesses us in many, many ways.

I mean, it is the only way these days, pretty much that we get to see other people having sex. And it blesses us in that it shows us all kinds of feminine beauty.

And lately, it seems to be bringing out beauty in all kinds of women all over the world. There are so many types of beauty that are introduced to us through porn on the Internet.

And let's say, hallelujah. God and Goddess bless us. God and Goddess bless the Internet for bringing us Bustie Panther and Lexi Carrington

and Sarah Jay and all of our beautiful sisters and brothers here. Because, you know, there are many kinds of beauty and voluptuous, skinny, you know?

And we should know that. And who knows, maybe if you hadn't gotten into the sex industry, you would still be thinking, well, they're big, but they're not pretty.

I would have got a reduction. No! You would have! No!

Oh! Well, we're very grateful. Thank you, God. Thank you, Goddess.

That Bustie did not get a reduction. A man and a woman. They are so beautiful and soft. Now, would you like to use one of my toys to clear your sinuses?

I'm telling you. I was hoping to use Jack, too. Oh, you want to use Jack? Oh, maybe.

Jack. Two first. Brother Jack. Brother Jack.

We have called for the human toy here. You got a lot of work to do, baby. That's right. Peel out of those jeans.

Brother Jack! Sister Bustie. Oh, yeah. We also have Brother Dino out here.

Yeah, Brother Dino. Where is Brother Dino? Right in Brother Dino. Oh, this is Brother Dino.

Ah! Well, would you like to have Brother Dino help you out here with your congestion? Oh, no.

You're not congested. Well, whatever you want him to help you out with. I'm not congested. I'm still really...

Test, test. We got Jack Lawrence X Cop here. This guy here is Nick's police officer. He is.

Officer of the peace. He's got a fine peace. All our cops should be just like him. A fine peace, baby.

But he ain't showing it right away. He's taking it slow. He's just licking the women. He's just eating.

It's a feast for Jack tonight. He's eating all the women. He's getting a lot of cunning linguistic. Pleasure.

And speaking of feasting, Jean, bring me the grapes. Where are the grapes? We need the grapes because it's a Dionysian festival. It's primavera, erotica, bacchanalia.

And so we eat Chinese aphrodisiacs. And we eat grapes. And we eat pussy. Yes.

Like a grape? It's not peeled, but it's good. Grape for goddesses. Grape for goddesses, that's right.

Grape for goddesses. Here, here's some grapes. I'm not going to throw the grapes. That's disgusting.

Here, take these away. Let's just bring some grapes around. Anyone else want to help bring grapes to the... Oh, the grape.

Grape for the hungry. Okay. Here, look at Ariel. It's gorgeous.

Let me give you a sizeable grape. Ariel, look at you. Come here. Come here and take a grape.

Here, here, I've got a grape for you. Whoa. If you have any doubt that we're the children of sex... This is what is called Dionysian grape.

You better go back in history. Oh, busty. I think her sinuses are clearing up. Legs depleted.

Yep. How are your sinuses there, busty? They feel fine. They feel fine, don't they?

It works. I'm telling you. This is the healing power of sex. Brothers and sisters, this is it.

We have faith in the healing power of sex. It clears your sinuses better than Benadryl, better than Asutaphat. I'm telling you, better than Coke.

Absolutely. Clear your sinuses with an orgasm. Even just the plateau period leading up to orgasm. She's breathing real well right now.

Oh, yeah. She is breathing. That's right. She's breathing it in.

Breathe it in. Feel it, sister. Oh, and these beautiful breasts. Let's have a camera.

You could just go right over right now. Just go right over and look at this beauty. Look right here. Let's just raise this breast up here

because they're so natural. And you just get a nice shot there. Just get a nice shot at this beautiful girl. Oh, yes.

Busty Panther. Clear in her sinuses. Yes, indeed. Sister Busty, let's hear it for her

and, of course, Brother Jack. Hallelujah. Amen and amen women. That is beautiful.

All right. Who's our next victim? Yes. Carolott.

I see you out there. Come forward, Carolott. Yes, give your camera to somebody. How are you feeling there, Busty?

I'm good. I'm just going to go get some water. Yeah, you're good. Your voice sounds actually better now.

It's beautiful. Let's hear it for Busty. Busty clears her sinuses with the healing power of cunnilingus.

Absolutely. Amen and amen women. It does work, you know. Sex?

Sure, you know, you're hanging out good. I mean, you know. Would you like a drink of agaveiro? Do you like to drink?

No. Agaveiro tequila liquor? No. You don't drink?

Okay. How about a Chinese aphrodisiac? Sure. Yeah.

These are herbal and, of course, the professor that introduced them to me told me they were made of dog dick, antelope dick and deer dick.

But the Chinese herbologists said they're just herbs. Anybody else want a Chinese aphrodisiac? Here we go.

Chinese aphrodisiacs for the hungry. Chinese aphrodisiacs. If I knock you on the head. The water's coming.

We're not insured. Okay. Yeah, you want a Chinese aphrodisiac? We're short of water in the universe

as it is. Okay. Here we go. There's no water.

Yeah, you got to undo it. We're running out of water. Look at you. My goodness.

A little stickered. Just hanging out. There you go. There you go.

All right. Kara Lai, come on up here. I'm sure I would. I got my own danglers.

Dangle them. Kara. Can I bring my slut back? Yeah, you got your slut back.

Yeah, because, you know, I'm running out of my own toys so we need to have your toys now to play with.

At my age, I'm doing great. Although my finger's been a big hit here. I only have a few more years so I'm going to party.

It's got a little feather on it. So how you doing, Kara? We missed it by a few years. This has been Lexi's pussy.

Mother Nature's saying, hey, listen, you all fucked up. Oh, this was... Oh, no, this was...

I'm sorry. I'm not the dimmer guy, but we can somehow. But it had a condom on it.

Let me try something. Yeah. I'm not afraid. Sarah Jay.

I'm not afraid of these. No, no, she doesn't have any cooties. I love your pink latex. What is this?

Pink sort of... This is latex. The bartender can work in the dark. Pull it off, baby.

There's a dimmer for this. Pull it through. I don't know where it is, though. Pull it through.

That's beautiful. Carobot, those are some shoes you got there, baby. Are those eight inches?

Those are gigantic. I cannot walk on them and that's the point. It's okay.

Actually, you want to talk right up into this big, heavy thing here. You don't have to talk into my mic, although you have to get close to me.

Shannon, I love... Which mic should I talk into? Here, have a gray. You want some light?

I got to turn some light. Beautiful. I got to find a dimmer. Okay, so, take something out.

Dimmer, dimmer. A carolot. I'll hold this. Very nice.

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Yeah, there we go. I can never take something like this. Yes, you can. Give it a go, girl.

No, I can't. You know. Give it a go, girl. No, no, no, no.

Okay. Use your own. No. Here we go.

This is the carolot sword swallowing act. No, that's going up. No, okay. This is the carolot sword swallowing act.

Very good. Mm. Yes. Okay.

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