by Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and Sisters, pagans and Pan paniscus–bonobo sapiens, whippers and snappers, heart-shaped butts and ancient history nuts… Friends, Romans, Countrywomen, lend me your ears… I come to bury Valentine’s Day… Not to praise it… Sorry to mangle Shakespeare’s words, but here’s the deal: Valentine’s Day is fake news concocted by the early Catholic Church, enhanced by Hallmark, sweetened by See’s, polished by DaBeers and abetted by Amazon.

by Dr. Susan Block Sandwiched between our memories of 2018 and our fantasies of 2019, in our final DrSuzy.Tv broadcast of 2018, from the Womb Room sanctuary deep within the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in Bonoboville, we present the 7th Annual SUZY Awards for 2018. Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism, the DrSusanBlock.Tv Awards, a.k.a., “The SUZYS,” recognize erotic performance, sexual intelligence and Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather and paying tribute, with love, humor and deep respect, to those who work and play in the fields of peace and sexuality.

by Dr. Susan Block As millions of temples, synagogues and households around the world gather around flickering menorahs on the seventh night of the Jewish Festival of Lights, so do we here on DrSuzy.Tv, broadcasting live from the Womb Room sanctuary of the Little Love-Synagogue of the Bonobo Way. However, we don’t just light the candles; irreverent boho-bonobos that we are, we also drip the melting candlewax on the beautiful buns and bared breasts of some of our sexy guests.

by Dr. Susan Block It’s a very juicy Spanksgiving, filled with group spankings, paddling, flogging, spanking in bondage, Commedia Erotica, true spanking confessions and climaxing with a very Juici Jenni squirting all over my hand as I spank her bare bottom, like popping champagne, a spanking hot, wet and very merry start to the 2018 holidaze.

by Dr. Susan Block Female ejaculation baptizes my Womb Room in a gushing Kink Month Kick-Off with Holy Water so hot, it washes away the sickening sight of lying, crying Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme FFFFing Court. Kavanaugh Gives Us Cavities Ouch! Whether or not he’s a full-on rapist, in those hot and heavy Senate hearings, Brett “the Blubbering Brat” Kavanaugh proved to be utterly unfit to clean the toilets of the Supreme Court ladies’ room (where he might push his flaccid virginal white-privileged frat-boy drunk dick in someone’s face), let alone one of its lifetime justices. This is why he is the first Associate Justice to be overwhelmingly rejected as “unfit” by the American Bar Association, Yale Law School (his alma mater), Jesuit Magazine and his Yale roommate Chad.

Since I was a little girl, I’ve loved the lights of Hanukkah flickering like fiery angels dancing in the darkness of winter. Now that I’m a big girl, I still enjoy lighting the menorah. Moreover, thanks to my fetish for exploring the erotic potential in traditional holidays, I’ve discovered that Hanukkah candles are great for hot wax play.