by Dr. Susan Block It’s our last live DrSuzy.Tv broadcast of 2017, a year that was awesome and awful, terrific and terrible—or Trumpible, if you will, since much of the terror was caused by the Trumpus. Whether you loved or hated it, this year is in the rear (for my full year-in-review and unadulterated thoughts on the unbonobo presidunce and erotic resistance, see #GoBonobos in 2018, also in Counterpunch). Thus, with a fond farewell to this year’s 45 sensational shows, a Merry New Year and a very Happy Nude Rear to all, we present the 2017 SUZY awards.

by Dr. Susan Block The Miracle of Hanukkah is that the “everlasting light,” the sacred oil lamp of the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem, contained only enough olive oil to burn for 24 hours, and yet it lasted for eight days, enough time for the Maccabees, the heroes of the Hanukkah story, to defeat their enemies in battle and obtain fresh oil to replenish the eternal flame. The Miracle of Hanukkah 2017 in Bonoboville is that, along with our usual mix of spirituality with sexuality, serious political discussion with outrageous erotic play, we are visited by two very witty, special ladies from the Great State of Alabama where voters just pulled off a real-life miracle, aka the Alabama Miracle, the kind of unexpected mystical marvel for which people join together to praise the divine, and that’s another thing that we do on this show.

by Dr. Susan Block The 2017 Holiday Season lights up and ties up Bonoboville with Professor Oni’s signature style of erotic “Kinbaku” rope bondage, accented with hot candlewax dripping onto the bare skin of the lovely Lola Fae, followed by a buxom, bountiful Bonoboville Communion between Christine Dupree and Phoenix Dawn, climaxing with Ikkor the Wolf singing his latest groove “Um’ Good” as the Wolfies dance and play.

by Dr. Susan Block It’s our duty to spank booty on Spanksgiving! Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, on Thanksgiving, let us give thanks. And on Spanksgiving, let us give spanks. Let us practice the Bonobo Way amongst each other, and let us spank away the hate and fear that divides us, and let us find the path of peace through pleasure… with a little spanking. And let us spank our hands together across a nice willing warm ass, and sing Amen and Awomen.

by Dr. Susan Block It’s a year into the Trumpocalypse, one long year since that unforgettably cataclysmic seizure of electoral dysfunction sucker-punched America, triggering the insanity, the fascist fashions, the “Fire and Fury,” the plutocratic powergrab, the gutting of the EPA, the Nazi resurgence, the tragedy of Puerto Rico, the continuous fattening of the already bloated Military-Industrial Complex, the ghastly Presidential narcissism and Post-Trump Sex Disorder