By Dr. Susan Block Just the Tip (for now)… THANK YOU, Brothers and Sisters of Bonoboville, for giving Capt’n Max and me such a fantastic, orgiastic, bacchanalian and bonoboësque 24th wedding anniversary send-off from such a pleasure-packed, endorphin-high Womb Room! Thank you for wearing lavender (especially by accident) in observance of the 24th. Thank you for playing your mellifluous musical instruments, strumming our strings, tickling our keys and dancing through our garden naked and free.

by Dr. Susan Block It’s a Happy #GreenBirthday for sparkling Speakeasy Star, Dayton Rains—webcam, sext and phone therapist with the Institute, associate producer for DrSuzy.Tv, not to mention a real, award-winning porn star. It’s also a great visual treat for the rest of us, partly because Dayton celebrates much of her birthday in her “birthday suit.” As hard-working, giving and passionate about the Bonobo Way as she is vivacious, curvaceous, funny and sexy, Dayton—and her adorable pair of canine companions—have captured the hearts (and gonads) of Bonoboville, so her birthday is cause for great celebration. Looking radiant in an ecosexy #GreenBirthday bra, FreeOnes G-string, high heels and a St. Paddy’s star on her head that looks like a leprechaun crown, the Birthday Gal soon strips down to her Birthday Suit, performing backbends and other feats of youthful flexibility and timeless sexiness.

Capt’n Max, a.k.a., Pr. Maximillian R. Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri, was born at the Vatican Hospital in Rome, on November 8th 1943. At the tender age of seven, he and a horde of other deposed royal families of Europe set sail on a big beautiful ship, eventually arriving in the Great Promised Land of Montclair, New Jersey. There he grew up to be a truly revolutionary publisher of such titles as The LA Star, Love Magazine, Hate, God, Finger, Meetings with Remarkable People, The Brentwood Bla Bla, Beverly Hills, the Magazine and many more, pioneering the first “reader-written” media which exploded in the Internet Age, becoming the behemoth we now call “social media.”

Slut-Shaming Confessions, Great Music, Double BJ, Bondage, Spankings & Baptism in Holy Water For a mainstream star, Miley Cyrus is pretty wild, outraging elders Sinead and Cher (to name just a few) who tried—and utterly failed—to slut-shame the hyper-sexy young pop sensation… and that was before “Free the Nipple.” But Miley’s porn double, Miley May, is 1000 times wilder as a hardcore “Wrecking Baller,” and her DrSuzy.Tv debut is at least as eye-popping as the original Miley’s VMA performance. But instead of just twerking with bears, Miley May positions herself into the middle of an oral sex orgy with a horny, happily humping tribe of bonoboësque humans, plus a few fine sex toys to keep things buzzing.