Weimar Love

Full transcript of Weimar Love on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

What it is, is that it's a pedal-driven dildo that is driven into the anus of the vagina wherever we're out, so the person is standing in the machine. It's pretty hard, huh? They destroyed these machines during the night of holocaust.

They destroyed a lot of knowledge during that holocaust. Go, go, go! This old buggy can really go! They murdered a lot of people. They know that you're working parts here, but they're very important.

I'm Dr. Susan Block, your love doctor, your mother confessor, your horny housewife. Broadcasting live from bed at my institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences, where we aim to educate you as we titillate you. Nothing wrong with little titillation with your education.

Relax your defenses and wake up your senses, including your sense of history. Tonight we're going to enter a very special wildly sexual time and place in history. Weimar Berlin, right after the First World War and the collapse of the crotchety old Kaiser's Germany, starting around 1919, when the Weimar Republic signed the Treaty of Versailles

and right before the Nazis stormed in and destroyed it all. But in those zany years between the Kaiser and der Fuhrer, they're blossomed in the city limits of Berlin, a kind of adult Disneyland poised like a tightrope walker between the extremes of pleasure and danger. Weimar Berlin, capital of madcap debauchery to rival the wildest nights

here at Dr. Susie Speakeasy, a freewheeling world of kinky cabaret, potent aphrodisiacs, and fresh and naughty girl culture, prostitution at every economic and aesthetic level of the gain, urbane gay and lesbian clubs catering to a veritable dictionary of design, dominans of every sadistic style, transvestites of every fashion,

shifty-eyed sugar liquors, and multiple nudist societies for every political party, sex-themed restaurants for all the gawking tourists, not to mention serious sexological research and compassionate treatment for all sex-related ills. Sex in the city was never so varied and so unfettered, well, unless you happen to have a fetish for fettering.

Not all of the sex was good, of course. Sex is never always good, what with the poverty-stricken child prostitutes and the desperate hookers, the coke addicts and the lust murderers. Some of it was really disgusting, but hey, when Adolf and the Nazi boys kicked in the door in 1933, burning the books and shutting down the clubs and closing the institutes and

shooting the dissidents, exterminating all the undesirables, that made the street life of Weimar look like the small potato latkes that it was. As for the sex life of Vicod Weimar, while it lasted, if you knew where to go to get what you wanted, it was fantastic, glorious, diversified, voluptuous. Life was a cabaret. Oh, I could go on and on about the wondrous

and bizarre attractions of the great Prussian city of whores, but I'm going to leave at least some of that. To my first guest, you see Berkeley Theatre Professor Mel Gordon, author of Voluptuous Panic, the erotic world of Weimar Berlin. And I've got some other very exciting hot guests tonight, the fabulous Harry Weigel and her horny hubby, Merrill,

and the multi-orgasmic meek-a-ton and the delicious Monique Delon, sexual denizens of our new 21st century girl culture gathered here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute to explore and exploit these sensuous joys and decadent toys of Weimar Berlin. We're also going to try some potent Chinese aphrodisiacs, some arousing liqueurs, and meek-a-ton is going to show us

a very remarkable trick with a cigar. It's another night of Commedia Erotica, and we're going to talk with a lot of sexy people, but as always, I want to talk with you. So if you have a question or a story or a fantasy, a finish, a comment about the erotic culture of Weimar Berlin, or 21st century LA, or wherever you are, or wherever you'd really like to be, my number is

213-749-1330. Call me. Give me your tired, your excited, your curious, your sensuous, your horny masses yearning to breathe free. Breathe with me. Call me 213-749-1330. Breathe into another time, another place in erotic human history. But don't come yet, and don't go away. We'll be right back with Professor Mel for some Weimar love, hot sex, and pre-Nazi Berlin.

From Master Control on the bed, we are ready. Yes, she is Dr. Susie Block. Welcome back to my big brass bed that I am now sharing with Professor Mel Gordon, the author of Voluptuous Panic, Erotic World of Weimar Berlin, our guide through the radiant pleasure palaces, and the shadowy alleyways of this most extraordinary time and place.

So welcome to the speakeasy professor. Thank you, Susan. This is the height of a Berkeley professors right now on this bed. So I finally achieved what I needed to achieve it. No, not quite yet. The show has just begun. We have yet to try out that machine you brought in. We brought some interesting things, facsimiles, and real material from Weimar.

This one here looks like it was the cover of a magazine. Yeah, that's Reigen. It refers to the merry-go-round of love. She looks like a real symbol of the voluptuous panic of Weimar Berlin. Yeah, this idea of stepping into the big city for the first time.

Set the scene for us. You're a theater professor. What led to this incredible city? What created it? In every generation, in every culture, and every time, there's been sex tourism. Just as you go away somewhere, you'd want to go to a restaurant. You couldn't eat it in your city. When you went to Babylon, you'd want to have some sex you couldn't have at Nineveh.

So Berlin was like that. And its basic competition was Paris. Paris was a sex capital for a few hundred years. But so Berlin had to figure out what could they do that would be different. Instead of having an isolated zone of roses, or Chinese, or red zones for prostitution, the entire city became a red light district because there was no designated area.

So instead of having one or two like Paris or Marseille, there were 21 red light districts, essentially. And each one was different. One of the things that's interesting about the Germans is how they classified sex. German fetish for classification. There were 40-some different kinds of prostitutes. What are some of the kinds? This is one of them. This is a grasshopper.

It's someone who would hang out in the Central Park in the Tiergarten, and just especially it was blowjobs. And they all had very interesting names. They were lesbian prostitutes, mother and daughter teams. Mother and daughter teams. Yeah, looking almost exactly the same. But the problem became is that the women of Berlin loved these fashions. So they began to adapt them. So the prostitutes

had to keep changing their fashion to let people know that they weren't everyday women. Yeah, but weren't a lot of everyday women prostituting themselves. Yeah, there were a hundred and some thousand women who, after becoming secretaries at the end of the day or so, would go out on the street and tell sex for money. Even women from good families. And so you'd have to think, well,

were they really prostitutes in the way we think? Here's a pregnant one. There was a street in Berlin called Mutschgesche, which means coin street. And on the street, there were only pregnant prostitutes. That's how organized the sex trade was. Now, how about this one? She looks like a real schoolgirl. One of the biggest things in iconography and symbols of

Berlin sexuality and prostitution is flagellation. You even have some machines here. Yeah, we're actually going to see a recreation of one of these machines. This is a flagellation machine. It's a kind of fantasy that was actually built. It's about 12 feet tall. And what the fantasy is, if you look carefully, is the child wants to be strapped on the ferris wheel

and spanked by the teacher. Here's a very opposite variation, where the fantasy is to spank a line of women with a kind of thresher flagellation machine. Now, this piece is this is actually produced in 1928. We're going to see a facsimile. It's a pedal-driven dildo on a palsy spring that is driven into the anus or the vagina or wherever else of the person

standing in the machine. And we actually had a facsimile built since none of these longer exist. Was the original one at the Hirschfeld Institute? Right. In Berlin, near that garden where all the grasshoppers were, was the first Dr. Susan Block-type institution. It opened in 1919 and it became a great tourist attraction that

people like Ira and George Gershwin went to and Cole Porter and so forth. It was a sex institute and museum. The thing that was most like Dr. Block's work is that it was friendly towards the public and it was interactive. And the machine we're going to see was actually there and looked at and practiced and demonstrated to people in the museum itself. Hirschfeld was one

of these great German Jewish scientists who began to change the way people looked at sexuality, much like Freud. But the difference was that Hirschfeld wanted to find a popular audience. He sold Afrodisiacs, active in sex counseling. He sold dildos and all kinds of sex books fiction and non-fiction. And this made him almost number one enemy among the Nazis. And the thing

that when you see newsreels of book burnings in Berlin, it's actually the Hirschfeld Museum Library going up in flames. Well, that's a sobering thought. It will make us appreciate the female masturbation machine from the Hirschfeld Institute all the more. Let's go check it out. So in Weimar days, there was also something that you talk about in your book called

Girl Culture. Girl Culture was this new look at what a woman wants, what a woman should look like. And it's pretty much what we think is flapper culture. That the new woman should be smart, thin, hip and should be an independent soul. This was a revolutionary idea, which of course was the thing that most upset the nationalists and Nazis of this liberated woman, a woman who

could choose her own sexuality. And of course, in Berlin, one of the things was bisexuality and lesbianism. It never reached such a wide population. The lesbianism just used to be for aristocrats and movie stars. But in Berlin, they developed a fantastic lesbian subculture. And that was part of this spectrum of what a woman should look like began to change that should be attracted to men

and women. Terry is kind of a modern girl culture girl. She has the best German named Weigel. And you have an appreciation for the toys of the Weimar Republic. I sure do. I mean, this is quite interesting. This is called a female self gratifier made out of the pulley system, kind of a dildo, not so soft being German and chord that changes the angle of entry.

So so it's adjustable. We can put it down a little bit. Okay. And here's the self gratification paddle right here, which the mechanical thrust sounds gratifying. Do you think it would feel better with the skirt up? Yeah, I think that's the way it's meant to be. Well, we have put a condom on. I think that's the proper way.

The angle is correct. Yeah, okay. We can adjust the angle. Ronco's new f**king mat. And of course, Hasphalt would ask, is it working now? Yeah, this is kind of big and hard. Yeah, it's pretty hard. I know. It's not your flexible type.

Oh, there it goes. It's going. And you're going at your big. Weak in the knees or at least one knee must be weak. You feel like one knee is a little too worked out that maybe they should have it on either side so you can keep going back and forth. You know, that might be a new development we could do in the 21st century. Yeah, and that's it here. You're ready to go at it again.

Where's the husband? Yeah, let me feel the roll thing. Yeah, let me compare it, okay. Yeah, compare. I mean, this is always hard. The mirror, as I recall, is pretty hard, though, pretty much hard, right? Yeah. Okay. Well, I know you standing next to her, it's really going to get hard. It's something beautiful. She's very beautiful. Yeah, but that machine, yeah. Oh, thank you,

Terry. You're very beautiful. And you are very beautiful. She should suck at the same time. She should suck at the same time. All right. But that would need your participation. Yeah, ready to do that? There we go. Here we go. Dicks here. You're kind of sexy one. Machine, one, multiple. They have it all here, right? You guys are just always just ready and available to do it with

whatever's on hand at each other. You're just amazing. And you're married. It's our anniversary. 14 years. 14 years. Yeah. You're going to give it to me this way? I'll try. Okay. You stay here. Thank you. I think the real thing is winning out over the machine, but the machine was good foreplay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Married 14 years. I think you're

experiencing that amphetamine-laden-berliner loft, the air that makes you just so horny. You just can't get enough. Aha. Are you impressed with that? Oh, yeah. Nashville is here tonight, that things went slightly over the top, which is the right way. Things always go over the top here. The speakeasy, not necessarily this early in the evening though,

so that Berliner loft is here. And we have a call on the line actually from a couple. Len and Michelle, and our numbers 2-1-3-7-4-9-13-30. Hi. Hi, Glenn. Michelle has this fantasy. We're hoped to be with a black man. And so I suppose you and Michelle are not African-American. Correct. Okay, all right. I'm willing to do anything to please her. It's

just re-incrimination. Well, that's always what you risk when you take a fantasy into reality. Does that mean we should chuck the thought? I don't think you can chuck the thought, darling. You're having these thoughts. No, just sort of taking it to reality. Really turns you on. Turns me on to give her a pleasure.

Oh, this is not one of your fantasies. To see her... I have your hand or your tongue, or perhaps a machine, and now... No, we've done three sims. Oh, you've done three sims too. Okay. Oh, please. Hello. You have a fantasy that Glenn is interested in perhaps taking to reality.

Well, the fantasy is him watching me with another guy, but it gets more complicated than that because I had a former relationship with the black man. Oh, yeah. And that's what he wants to see. Oh, yeah. And I handle it if we actually do it. Right. He doesn't know either. Can you handle it?

Yeah, if he can. But it terrifies me that he wouldn't be okay with it. And what makes this kind of three sim different than the ones you've done before? I guess because I just have this sense that he's not really completely okay about it. And were you with men before or women? And was he okay with the men?

Yes and no. So the yes part is he got real excited and the no part is he got bad at you afterwards? Yeah, just, you know, a little more freaked out than I think he thought he would be. You guys love each other? Definitely. How long have you been together? Three years.

And you want to stay together? Absolutely. Like forever and ever and ever? Absolutely. Well, then you've got forever and ever and ever to do this. Right. You don't have to do it tonight.

No, but it's become something that comes up every day. But it keeps you up every day, doesn't it? It seems to me what you're looking for is danger, working on some past problems, racial mixing, and some testing of relationships.

So my suggestion is for you to have sex with Glenn watching, you have it with the black man, but Glenn should have, you're getting oral sex from like an Eskimo woman. I think at the same time, which would even things out.

So that would be my way of balancing the racial harmony and danger. All right. Well, that's the professor's prescription. Have you done that before? Have you tried a foursome? Yeah, it's for us.

Is Glenn there? Does he like that idea? Well, let me put it back on. All right. Now, what would you think if why you were watching Michelle

do it with this fantasy ebony sex machine? You were getting your cocks up. It seems like it's a big bother, but I understand what you're saying. Well, you know, darling, if it's a big bother,

then like I told Michelle, you have forever, you're going to be with each other a long time. You just play with a big black dildo and talk about it and make plans. Anticipation is 80% of the fun of sex,

especially when you're actually doing something that gives you orgasms. Right, we have a threesome at one point and I got freaked out. Because you get freaked out, that's why I think you should hold off and use the dildos.

Because we want you to feel comfortable and calm and not get a panic attack, even an electionist panic attack. It's like driving down the freeway. You got to put on your safety belt,

but you also got to realize that you can get in an accident. But anything can happen that it's all improvisation. And if you do this, you're taking a risk. So if you're not in a risky mood, stay home with the dildo, okay?

Yeah, okay, thank you. Keep in touch. Love you. And our numbers two and three, seven, four, nine, 13, 30.

Here we are in bed at the Speak Easy. We're talking about all kinds of things tonight, but we're focused on the voluptuous panic of Weimar Berlin, inspired by the book by Professor Mel Gordon,

published by Ferrell House, the professor I think is signing books right now. And I have some beautiful ladies in my bedroom, one of whom I haven't seen since one of our HBO tapings,

Monique de Mon. And this is Mika time. So what are you girls up to? I see you have no panties on.

Yeah, I know. I like it. No panties. What do you think about what you're hearing tonight,

this place and time of Weimar Berlin? It's a trip. It's different. Yeah?

It's much different. Yeah. Yeah, that machine. It looks pretty effective.

Would you like to try that? Well, not right now. You're saying it's so different, the world of Weimar Berlin.

But in a way, it led to this world where there's all these women like yourself being sexually outrageous in every way possible. Yeah.

Where do you come from? Originally? I was born in Hawaii. My father was in the Navy,

so we ended up in San Diego. Uh-huh. Yeah, a lot of the girl culture gals have parents that were in the military.

All that discipline makes you want to break loose, is that it? That's right. That's right.

Or is it the moving from school to school makes you not care what the other school kids think of you? What do you think? That helps a lot and makes you extra friendly.

Friendly? Thank you. I'm trying to be the best one. But you said you were hot.

Do you want to take it off? Yeah, I know. I feel a little overdressed. Yeah?

Yeah, take it off. Yeah, take it off. She has no panties on. Okay.

Do you want to have no top on? Yeah, thank you. Yeah, okay. Why don't you have no top on now?

I'll hold your microphone. There we go. And Santa's elf is going to... Whoa!

Look at this. Yowz. Yeah, hello, Santa. Look what Santa brought for us.

I didn't believe in Santa. I believe in Santa again. This is quite an outfit. You look like a little present.

Yeah, I like it. Oh, look at that. Nipple. That's quite erect.

Look at that. Woo! That's what I put here right out. Yeah.

That's inspired. And you were hot. So it's not from the cold. No, no.

They're just... Perky. Perky. You're very impressed by that.

Beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful breath. Yeah, your hands are just going to town there.

Yeah. So you like big nipples. Yeah, I do. I love big nipples.

Yeah, I can tell you're just really going for it. Oh, you've got some big nipples too. It does. Oh my gosh, you're bigger than mine. Look at that.

Yeah, look. You can compare. There you go. They look pretty similar.

Here you go. Little birthmark. Monique de Mon. Yes.

Yeah. Where'd you get that name? Are you a Moner? Yeah.

Can you give us a rendition? Can I help? You've got to be inspired. She can inspire you.

I can inspire you. And let's hear some Moning of Monique de Mon. It sounds like that might be your specialty. This is what they used to call tribadism,

or sapphic delight. Oh. Oh, there it goes. Oh!

Monique de Mon. Oh! But all right. That was Monique de Mon.

And Mika-tan gave her a big Moner. Let's hear it. Yeah. This is very good.

Very nice. Are you feeling all relax? Yeah. I know.

Yeah, you're a Weimar girl. Oh yeah. Weimar girls know how to have fun. And that's just part one of

Why My Love Hot Sets in Prenazi Berlin. Don't miss part two when we test at the DZX with Neil Seymour. Monique de Mon almost thinks from orgasm.

I really don't get about that. She's a Weimar girl. We're going to pass out. And we all get on and get off on

the amazing female masturbation machine. I almost want to get on the machine. It's like a German gun bombing Paris. As we vow to be vigilant

against impending fascist forces slowly gathering for war.