St. Paddy’s Day, the Bonobo Way, with GasMaskGirl

Featuring:Bonoboville Communion, Gas Mask Girl Lettisia, Ikkor the Wolf, Mariposa, Metaphysical, Mia Amore, Phoenix Dawn, Renee GasMaskGirl, Shawn Goth, Waterboarding, Bonobo-Style

by Dr. Susan Block

Erin Go Bragh! And bragh-less. It’s St. Paddy’s Day, the Bonobo Way, and those naughty lassies or lads who are not wearing green get pinched, stripped, tied up, made to wear gas masks and spanked by lusty leprechauns and sexy Mistresses. With Irish green Agwa, we toast Stormy Daniels for tackling the Trumpus, and Emma Gonzales for chasing the NRA out of American schools like St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Pop question: Why do folks wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? Answer: The Irish believed wearing green acted as camouflage while they traipsed through the verdant forests of the Emerald Isle, making them invisible to leprechauns who, though magical, are kind of nasty. Like mini-Trump pussy-grabbers, they sneak up and nonconsensually pinch anyone they can see; that is, anyone not wearing green.

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