Sexual Hypocrisy Radio Show

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and welcome, welcome, my darling listener to RadioSuziOne on the World Wide Web, World Wide Revolution, World Wide Sexual Revelation in your hard drive. Yes, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, tonight we are broadcasting live from New Bonoboville at LAX.

And we're in the ring tonight. Dancing in the dark, boxing, shadow boxing. You know, my guest canceled, so... Well, yeah, kind of.

She kind of knocked her out of the ring before she even got in. I guess. No violence, you understand, of course, we are. Peace through pleasure, Bonobos here.

It's just that we talk about sex, right? With a capital X, right? Yes. Sex is the essence of existence.

It's the great motivator, the last temptation, the weapon of mass seduction. The thing we all want to talk about, but don't often want to admit to feeling, you know, sexual. It's okay to be sexy, but sexual, ooh, mm. Well, that brings about hypocrisy, right?

Because people want to be sexy, but not sexual, mm. Max. Hello. Hello.

Is that sexy? That's sexy. Yeah, that's kind of like a hindu thing, except instead of on the forehead, it's on the nose. Right, I had it pierced.

It's a diamond. Oh, no. A real diamond. Oh, I have to accept this in our marriage now.

You see how it shines. I do. It's dazzling. It's dazzling, right?

It grabs your attention. My new sex gloves. That's very sexy. Yeah?

Want me to handle you with these? Well, you know. Our guests were supposed to be the lingerie fighting championships, a little awkward name there, lingerie fighting championships, LFC,

part of the MMA, the mixed martial arts association, but kind of not maybe the stepdaughter, so to speak, of the MMA. They were supposed to be on tonight. But I think we should clarify something.

We're not actually sure. What are we not sure about? Whether they were supposed to be on or not. Oh, well.

I just want to clarify that. Well, we're not sure if they confirmed. Well, okay. But that whole thing brought about the hypocrisy part in the discussions with this guy, Donley.

Yes, Sean. Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean. Sean, he is kind of like the manager PR guy for the lingerie fighting initiative or championships.

And at first, well, let's say we thought that he confirmed, Trixie thought that he confirmed. And he says he didn't. So, you know, it's one of those things. And, okay, that's fine.

But the point is that he did say no for them. Although he said, it's not me. But I don't know if he talked to them. No, I don't know either.

But you know, it is a typical thing that we experience from, you know, kind of these guests or stars or programs that are on the borderline that are sexy, try to be sexy. I mean, with a name like lingerie fighting championships and with, you know, pretty girls in lingerie. I would say they're trying to be sexy, wouldn't you? Yeah.

I mean, not that they're sexy to everybody, not everybody likes that, but it is a kind of a general thing. And it's playing on the cat fighting fetish. It is, you know, an attempt to be sexy, but they don't want to be on a show about sex. Well, because part of this is because these are people that use sex, but they're not in the sex business.

Pow pow to the sex business is what you know what I'm saying. Yeah. They put on their lingerie and say pow pow to the sex business. Right.

Or the sex field. But you can't knock. This is not really a business. We're in the field.

We're in the field. I'm a researcher. I'm out there in the field talking to all different kinds of people, including, you know, Dave Batista, who is one of the most respected fake wrestlers in the world. We're like the Russian troops in the Ukraine protecting our interests.

You know, that brings up another point about hypocrisy. I can't, you know, one of the things about this, these gloves. Thank you, Asher, by the way, for lending me your gloves, but you can't do anything but fight in them. You know, you're kind of, it's like bondage.

You could do some things. You could fucking them, right? Yeah. Yeah, but I can't put up my Obama mask.

So what's Obama saying now? He's basically saying, don't do what my country did. Don't be invading all those countries. Don't be invading and occupying the Ukraine just because the U.S. invaded and occupied Iraq.

Afghanistan. Well, in Afghanistan. Doesn't mean you can do it too. Right.

So there. Only we can do that. I think that's called hypocrisy, right? Right.

Right. It's just like, you notice that they count every dead person, every dead civilian in Syria. But when we were in Iraq, we never counted dead people. Oh, no.

No. Only dead troops. Hypocrisy. Yeah.

But now in Syria, we count every dead body. Because we didn't kill them. Right. Well, I mean, you know, that's the essence of hypocrisy.

You don't acknowledge what you do. I mean, let's just get a definition, shall we? I do have a definition. And it is the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's

own behavior does not conform. Good. That's really good. What'd you get that?

What'd you get that? Got that on the internet. That's really good. Merriam Webster, I think, you know.

Merriam. Merriam. Yeah, Merriam. My little name.

Merriam. Pretence. Pretence. Dissimulation.

False virtue. Okay? Virtue. Cant.

That's without the apostrophe as in. Cant. Cant. Cant.

Not con. Cant. Not con. Not the Cote d'Azur.

Cant. Like a, like sort of liturgy, like, I think it's a religious thing. And of course, one of the most, let's say, hypocritical pieces of literature in existence is the Bible, especially the Old Testament.

Posturing. Posturing. Posturing. Like, you know, I'm a fighter in lingerie.

This has nothing to do with sex. Okay. No, wait a minute. Let me say that again.

You're fighting in lingerie, right? Correct. But it has nothing to do with sex. Well, I think that's what they're trying to say.

So why are all those children watching? Well, that's, I think that you're getting to the point there. They, they want to, you know, kind of cater to their, uh, their young audience.

I mean, and Sean did talk about this. I'm not going to quote him because it was a phone conversation. And, uh, you know, it's a little bit of a dicey area, you know, when you're doing lingerie fighting and you're saying that

your audience is 13 years old. And that's why they can't come on the show because it might be associated. Something like that.

Something like that. Now. To which I said, I know that, you know, there are a lot of young teens watching my show as well.

Yeah. I mean, I don't want to say that I don't want to say that they can't watch. And, and of course there's nothing wrong with 13 year olds

watching a lingerie show of any sort. Whether it's Victoria's Secret or lingerie fighting or, um, you know, lingerie murder might be next lingerie war. Uh, you know, whatever.

I mean, certainly kids are allowed to watch shows about war and murder and killing and fighting. So why shouldn't they be allowed to watch shows about lingerie? Uh, actually now on YouTube, they can watch all kinds of

things, bloody people getting hit by cars. Yeah. You're not allowed to watch a breast being shown, but you can watch someone being shot in the breast and

killed and killed in real time. So anyway, a point being that even though our show is watched by young people, we don't gear it for young people.

We do always have in mind that young people are watching and that we should be responsible in our messages. This is mainly why I don't take off my pants and masturbate.

You're saving the young people. That's right. Saving the young people from an ugly old man. Aw, no.

Oh. No. Handsome old man. Handsome old man.

You know, that's a kink now. Oh, yeah. But you know, we don't do that for the young people. Anyway, uh, we do gear our show for adults and we

wear lingerie, and you know, when you're wearing lingerie, lingerie is the clothing of sex. Excuse me. If you don't want to give the message of sex, you

shouldn't be wearing lingerie. You should be wearing maybe one of those Olympic bathing suits. Okay.

Like Olympic style bathing suits. See, Obama even agrees with me about that. Doesn't he? Yeah.

Olympic style bathing suits shows just as much skin, but it doesn't send the message of sex. The message of sex is sent by lingerie. By the way, this lingerie fighting thing is a

really old thing. Well, cat fighting. Yeah. It was like cat fighting.

Well, I mean, basically here's how it would start. It would start with women in clothing, and then they would start fighting each other and ripping each other's clothes off so they'd

wind up in lingerie. And if it was not an X-rated show, then the lingerie would stay strategically attached to their nipples and other private parts,

because after off, it's a real fight, then all that stuff is going to go haywire. And that's another thing I don't quite understand about this lingerie fighting.

Do they glue this stuff? Do they glue pasties? What do they do? They do pasties.

They sew it on? Yeah. No, they glue it on. No, they can't sew it on.

That would hurt. No, but I mean they have to glue it on. They glue it. I would think like pasties.

They glue it so that it doesn't interfere with the PG nature of the show. So, yeah, there's a lot of hypocrisy in entertainment, in sports,

especially in the fake sports, right? I mean, do you think anybody actually, after all the scandals and the blow jobs and the tweets and all of that,

don't you think we're coming to a point that really nobody gives a... Oh, no, they do give a shit. I mean, not the people.

No, no, the people don't. The people don't give a shit, but the corporations. For instance, the MMA itself is, you know,

not so sure it wants to allow the lingerie fighting championships, you know, to be part of the MMA. They're discriminating against the sex.

They're discriminating against sex. Right. So one discrimination leads to another. So I think because the lingerie fighting championships

are not really being accepted by their grandpappy, the MMA, they feel obligated to, you know, reject sex as a topic.

Right. See, they're not even really acknowledged on there. Well, if they are, they're somewhere... They're hidden in the back room.

It's just like many of our clients who buy our erotic art and hide it in the closet. So, I mean, we deal with hypocrites all the time. I'm not saying hypocrisy is the worst thing in the world,

but I'm in a war against sexual hypocrisy. I am. Okay. So, all you guys, you got your people sitting out there.

I don't know what you're doing. We have a phone number. We do. We haven't talked to you in a long time

because we're usually busy with tits and ass. We're busy with guests. Yes. We've got tits and ass.

Tits and ass. We've got tits and ass on this show, too. So tonight, you can, you can, I'll give you a pass to the back room

where you can see all kinds of educational material. Right? Yes.

If you call the show tonight. If you call the show tonight. If you participate verbally. Or if you call next week.

Not tweeting. You can tweet at Radio Susie One and, you know, we are waiting for your questions and comments on the subject, which is hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy in entertainment, in sports, in politics, in your life, in marriage, in family, in education. Hypocrisy.

Okay. What is your experience with hypocrisy? Have you been looked down on because of some sexual thing? Have you been rejected because of sexual orientation?

Have you seen a politician that you liked or a teacher you thought was a good teacher whose career has been ruined because of just a suspicion? Have you been arrested because you dressed a little differently?

Yeah. Or didn't dress? Or didn't dress. So there's a lot of hypocrisy, you know,

in different forms. And in a way, I don't know, it's like part of civilization. People are always hiding the truth. And if you don't accept some hypocrisy, you know,

you kind of go crazy. Go crazy. But there's only so much that we should accept, you know. So tonight, if you call, you're going to get all kinds of little,

you could get a vibrator. You could. You could win a vibrator. Yeah.

If we put you on the air, of course, right? Okay. So, you know, so you could get a vibrator. You could get a backstage pass for one month to Dr.

Susan Block dot TV. And for the first time, I'm going to give away a pair of my adult diapers, which are not used. Okay.

That's big. Yeah. I've got panties and condomania condoms. I'm going to sign them.

We're going to throw some condomania condoms in there. Condomania condoms are the best. And we actually have an Obama condom. An Obama condom, which of course, you can really protect us

from anything. And you can't get any more, I don't think. No. Right.

Well, I don't know. So what's the number of these people? The number you call is. A couple of things you can call.

Okay. A regular number. If you're in Sudan or South Dakota, you can call 310-568-0066. It's got three sixes because we're little devils.

That's 310-568-0066. And you can also, if you want us to pay the bill, if you're cheap and you live in Beverly Hills, it's 289-7068.

Right. What is that number? 1-866-289-7068. Now, guess what?

There's a way we, none of us have to pay the bill except for our Skype bill, right? Right. And that is on Skype.

What's our Skype number? 213-599-7398. That's 213-Skipers-599-7398. And can they also get on video with us on Skype?

Well, yeah. If you want to get on video, you can do that on Skype. And if you call that number from anywhere in the world, we're paying the bill.

Okay. I know because... So you'd better have something worthwhile to say. Something really important to say.

Otherwise... About hypocrisy. Right. Everybody experiences it.

And you know, we're all guilty of it sometimes. Right? Well, in all the years in this business, I've encountered it many, many, many, many, many times.

So that's because we're in the sex business. But the war business is the same thing. Oh, the war business is filled with hypocrisy. What are you kidding?

I mean, it's all about killing, but it's all supposed to be about stopping killing. You know? Yeah.

Peace through war. Right. That's basically the message that war usually brings. I mean, most people don't go to war for more war.

They go to war because they're hoping it will bring peace, but it usually brings more war and devastation. And it takes a pullback and a surrender of some sort to bring peace.

And then the winners have to help the losers or else the losers are going to rebel. The winners put people on trial. And we don't even really have winners and losers anymore.

Like since World War II. I mean, well, look at Afghanistan. Look at Iraq. Who are the winners?

There's no winners in Iraq. Right. There's some winers. I mean, sort of the, I guess you could say

the Shiites are kind of the winners because they were under Saddam's thumb and now they get to kill each other. By the way, George.

At their own pace. George, I really want to thank you for liberating the Arab world and creating a few enemies for us.

Not only in one little country, but all over the world now. People are after Americans. And Americans have no right to get up

and say, you know, don't invade because look what we did. You know, that's, we've set ourselves up to be hypocrites.

We've created the preemptive kind of political scenarios. Really? And the Russians aren't really even being preemptive.

I mean, their guy got ousted and they say with the help of our guys. With our guys? And he was an elected.

Who's this guy that got ousted? I got his name here somewhere. President Victor Yanukovich. Right.

And he was elected. Yeah, he was elected. He supported the relationship with Russia. Putin also went to his assembly,

to his Senate or whatever it is and asked if he could use military unlike us. And they said yes, you can do that

because you need to protect our interests. This is next door. Of course they'd lose their jobs if they say no. By the way, this country is right next door to them.

This is not like Afghanistan. Oh, right. Yeah, the country is right next. Right.

Like Mexico. So there is a bit of a threat there. It's right next door. You know, there's some considerable concern.

Yeah, Iraq is all the way around the world for us. Yeah. And yet it has security interests for us somehow. Somehow, all kinds of places do.

About 100 and some odd bases around the world, military bases around the world that we occupy in these countries because we have some kind of political

or military economic interest. So I have a quote about hypocrisy here from William Haslett, a 19th century philosopher. He said, the only vice that cannot be forgiven

is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy. That's kind of interesting if you think about it. You know, because once you've done a hypocritical thing

and then you say you're sorry, you've already done the thing. You know, you've already been a hypocrite. And, you know, even the repentance of it, we don't believe. You know, because the only reason you're repenting

is probably because you're caught, you know? That is the repentance of the hypocrite when they say they're sorry when they're caught. Uh-huh.

And another quote is from Christopher Hitchens, the late Christopher Hitchens, who actually supported the Iraq war, so we don't really appreciate that.

The late? Yeah, he died. Was he always late? Oh, he died.

He died. Yeah, he died. I think he had cancer. Cancer.

Whenever I hear some big mouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook

and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered. That's true. The hypocrites come out.

Always get discovered. They do get discovered. The Catholic church? Yeah, they're the biggest example of hypocrites,

you know, ranting and raving against any kind of sex outside of marriage and out, you know, in the dark monogamous only for procreation.

You're not even supposed to use a obama condom. Okay? And then there... Well, I don't want to just pick on the Catholics.

On the priests? On the priests. There's the born again Christians. Well, yeah.

And there's some rabbis that have been caught doing nasty things. Yeah, but I'm Jewish so I don't want to go after them too much. No, I'll go after the rabbis.

I will go after the rabbis who are circumcising children. First of all, I think circumcising. I'm a convert. In and of itself is child abuse.

I know, I do too. I have people that call me a self-hating Jew. But the point is that, you know, you have to look at yourself.

You have to look at yourself. You have to look at your country. You have to look at your religion. You have to look at your sexuality.

If you want to be honest. If you don't want to be honest. If you don't care about honesty. And some people really don't.

I mean, some people really do not value honesty. Some of them are my clients actually. So, I guess I... I mean, how many people really value honesty?

Like the food companies? Well, they certainly don't. I just looked at a bottle of orange juice. It says this orange juice contains things

that orange juice doesn't contain. Wait. It contains things that orange juice... You didn't think orange juice contained.

Yeah, I mean, come on. Any kind of non-fresh squeezed orange juice is always going to contain a bunch of really scary things. Things that orange juice doesn't know

how to contain. That I've known. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, food...

I guess that's why in a way I was talking to you about this subject before, Max. See, and here you go. I have to put on...

I have to shed some light. On hypocrisy. It's a tough subject. If you look at my nose, you can see

that I am trying to shed light on hypocrisy. Yes, I see that. Can you see hypocrisy? Look carefully. It's all around us.

I could just punch that off your nose. Okay. I think this is off your belt, by the way. Where are our callers?

Well, they're sitting there. They're listening to their computer. Well, I hear the phone ringing. I don't know what's going on.

Who's answering the phone right now? All right. John, no wonder people are hanging up. Don't hang up just because it's John.

If you hear a male's voice... Don't worry. We want to talk to you. Don't hang up.

And we're not going to take any money out of your pocket. No, no. This is free, actually. This is free. So if you're sitting there all by yourself...

All by yourself... You don't want to be... We're going to give you this number. Oh, number? Okay. Trixie is coming in the room.

What's going on, Trixie? She's pursing her lips. Okay, that's good. Okay, all the prank callers.

All right, you guys that are calling and hanging up. Stop it! Well, no, don't hang up. What I'm saying, don't hang up.

We're getting prank callers. Tim, the number again. So maybe between all the prank callers... 310-568-0066.

That's the devil number. 310-568-0066. And that's if you're anywhere in the world. Anywhere can call that number.

Now, the Skype number. Not anybody can call the Skype number. What's the deal with the Skype number? Anybody can call.

Skype is 2-1-3-5-9-9-7-3-5-8. 2-1-3-5-9-9-7-3-5-8. No, no, 7-3-9-8. 2-1-3-5-9-9-7-3-9-8.

The phone is ringing. I think maybe if... You know what, if you call and hang up... Does John know that we're supposed to be getting calls?

You're a hypocrite. I don't know if John... Well, Trixie just came in and she was talking about it. Can you send Trixie...

Can I send Trixie? The mimosa. Send Trixie a mimosa? No.

I think you've been sent a couple of mimosa's. I think I need one to catch up with you. Can you send Trixie in here? Here I am at the Brooklyn Bridge.

So, no, this is exciting that pranksters are calling. You get excited over pranksters. I get excited over anyone. I'm going to have a hot night in the bed tonight with Captain Max.

He's excited over the pranksters. This is fantastic. Okay, so this is not Trixie, and I'm not sure if I should say this person's real name,

the one who just came in. We don't have a name for her yet. We don't have a name for her. She just poked her head in. Okay, so Max would like you...

I want to hear about the pranksters. Well, I'm not answering the phone. I mean, I think that... Jason.

Jack. Oh, we were calling him John. Not that the name John is that unique. Could you turn on microphone 2, please?

Engineering. Microphone 2, please. I am somebody. So, okay, I hear the phones ringing.

Yeah. There's a bunch of pranksters calling. Okay. Why don't you get closer to Max?

I can hear me. Okay. Go over there so we don't have to move the camera. The one day I decide to wear clothes.

Clothes. I'm fully clothed today. Yeah, but you knew we didn't have a guest. That's no excuse.

You knew we didn't have a guest. Maybe you should take your shirt off. No, Max doesn't want any sex tonight. No sex tonight.

It's a fighting night. Should have worn my bow tie. So, what happened to these lingerie fighters? I don't know.

No guts. No courage. No strength. I don't even think Victoria's secret models are as prudish.

I don't know. But then again, it doesn't even seem like they even knew. We're not sure about that. You know, I'm not sure.

I'm not sure if they knew. I mean, we don't blame Michelle because actually Michelle is very cute. She's adorable. I was excited.

I thought she was going to tie me up and beat me up. And I like how she has an X in her Twitter name. Yeah, I like X. And she retweeted and she responded.

And, you know, she said, you know, kind of like something like thanks for the support or something positive. I know.

I have two hands. I really wanted to support her wholeheartedly. Now that, you know, I wasn't going to do anything like that.

See, I was even going to wear these gloves, so I wouldn't be able to touch their tits. That's smart. They're like little safety.

No, no, I mean, you know, I understood that they're not porn stars. They're lingerie fighters, right? Let's give out the number again.

I want some more pranksters. Oh, yeah. But, you know, wait a minute, you're really stupid

because you could actually win something. You know, I came on there because I wanted a vibrator. You guys are giving away vibrators.

You have to call. You can't just sit down. I have a cell phone. Oh, I'll call you right now. People that work here are not entitled

to win anything. You have won vibrators. Okay. I think I won one for Copanica.

That's right. The number is 310-568-0066 or through Skype. You can call 2-1-3-5-9-9-7-3-9-8.

Get a free pass to Dr. Susan Block.TV for a whole month. It's a lot of shenanigans.

You know, what's kind of fun, the reason I like these pranksters. Pranksters? Pranksters.

Because there's people listening. I never knew there were people listening. Now that we know that we're listening. So when somebody says

what's your audience? We say we have hundreds of thousands of pranksters that call us every week.

Every week, all day, every day because they know that we're open 24 hours a day. Because we're open 24 hours a day. And just in case,

I mean, we're not going to do a commercial right now but let me tell you what we do. What do we do, Max? What we do is bring good vibrations

I like good vibrations into your private space.

Shall we say. Do we bring good vibrations into your private parts? This is radio that touches you where no other radio

has ever touched you. I've listened to a lot of radio, Max. And this radio station does touch me in places that other radio

touches you where no radio station dares to go. That's true. So if you

want us to invade your private space and you need to talk to us about sex of

any kind horse sex No, tonight we're talking about hypocrisy. Hypocrisy.

Hypocratic. Hypocratic. You can relate hypocrisy to any kind of sex like say,

you know, horse sex. It's okay to have sex with your horse but it's not okay to have sex with a sheep. You can be a horse fucker but not a sheep fucker.

Who says that? Well, because if you fuck a sheep in Utah or wherever it is you can get hung.

Well, let's put it this way. People call having sex with an animal cruelty to animals and in a way I do too.

I mean, this is a gray area but how is it that having sex with an animal is cruelty to animals but killing the animal

and eating it is not cruelty. That is a good point Dr. Suzy. Now I'm not for having sex with animals.

Please, I am not for that. But what I do want to say is that killing and eating the animal from the animal's point of view

is worse. If I were the animal any animal, sheep, horse you know, cow

I mean personally, chicken even, I would rather be raped by some gnarly, smelly

old human then you know, killed and eaten, I would rather.

So I'm just saying from the animal's point of view what? Even plants, like lettuce. Lettuce has feelings. Yeah, I know about the lettuce and the feelings, you know.

I can't do away with my lettuce. I'm sorry. But nobody wants to have sex with lettuce. Well, I mean...

Okay, there might be some people. Apple pies, yes. Great fruits, yeah. I know, you can go too far with this stuff.

There's a lot of fruit sex in prison. Is there? Did you have fruit sex? No, I did not. Now you're talking about just sex between

guys? The fruit and the guy. Honestly, if I had a Peter reader, I totally would stick it in a warm fruit.

A grapefruit? That seems like it would stick with all the acid. True. I would go for that hot apple pie.

Have you ever seen have you ever seen a sheep complain while they're getting fucked? Yes.

They're crying. But they might do that even getting fucked by their own kind. This is true. Okay, all you pranksters,

you all know about this. What's our number? I want these prankers calling. I love them. I love you. Call me.

But we're not going to give you a free pass. Why is she touching his penis there? I saw that. Now she's laughing.

It's normal. Yeah, it's normal, she said. It's totally normal. There's some penis touching

going on in the studio. Right here. Dr. Susan Block.TV in Bonoboville at LAX

and the phone number if you want to join us. We're talking about hypocrisy, sexual hypocrisy, lingerie fighting hypocrisy, the hypocrisy

of sports, you know, that holds itself up. Paragon of virtue. Listen, if you're a prankster you can also call

hold the phone up to your ass and fart. Do that. Loudest fart wins. Yeah.

John's answering the phone. Max is getting desperate. I don't want farts on my show. Jason is real excited.

Okay, so the number is Skype 213 599 7398

that's 213 599 7398 and if you are calling from North America

you can call 289-7068 and we will pay for the call that's 1-866-289-7068

and if you're anywhere in the US or actually anywhere, anywhere in the world you could even call us from the Ukraine

if you're being invaded call us at 310-568-0066 that's 310-568-0066

and and if you're military and you're occupying Iraq or Afghanistan

or any other part of the world you can call us on Skype right? For our fighting troops.

We talk to you. We'll talk to you. I'm a fan of uniforms. Yeah.

When they're not bloody. Well, you know under the right circumstances they can't be kind of hot.

See that's the thing. They're not damaged and ripped and fighting is sexy. You know, as long as you're

not really getting killed. Can I get another mimosa please? Mimosa. I can go do beverage service

at the world's best bartender. Are you the only bartender? Where's Asher? Where's Asher?

Asher! I got Asher's gloves on tonight. It's Asher's last night here. Last night here?

Where's she? She's already lost. Can we have a go party? Okay. There's that phone ringing.

So I just want to say while we're taking your calls PR people tell us this all the time.

It's not me. It's them. I love sex. I love what you do.

And in this case Sean said he worked for HBO and Playboy and that I was preaching to the choir.

Does Playboy do sex? Playboy does lights and shadows. They actually have sex. Well on the Playboy channel.

On the Playboy channel. They show porn films. But they don't show insertion. Well the playmates don't I guess.

Let me tell you about another But we had playmates on the show. A few months ago we had Wells Fargo.

After 25 years. Closed our merchant account. So I had to go find another merchant account. So

guess what? I found another merchant account and the actual bank accepting the money is Wells Fargo.

But publicly They are not aligned. They don't know nothing about it. No sex.

No no I'm fine. I'm just a voice and a hand. Voice and a hand and there's Obama.

And I'm with Obama. I stand with Obama. I'm all for... Oh it's over here.

I'm over here. There she is. Asher. Hi Asher. Oh this is good. This is really good.

Oh I like this. Oh boy. I never had one of these. Okay.

There he goes. Orange Coca-Cola. Now you're drinking that orange juice that you were just calling hypocritical. That's right. Because I'm a hypocrite.

When it comes to drinking. When it comes right down to it. But when it comes down to it we're all hypocrites in some way. Me too.

Hey whoa watch my Mimosa. It's Dr. Sisi's cocktail service hour. I guess so.

Hi and I'm President Barack Obama. Maybe I should have my own. And I was not born out of the country. After all it's now halfway through the show.

I'm in order for me to punch holes in this show. I'm Hawaiian. I was born in Hawaii. I need my own mimosa. I'm part of the US.

I'm part of the US and I am your president. There he is. In studio Barack Obama. You're just saying that because I'm black.

Was that Barack talking or Trixie? Half black, right? Does this count as blackface? Just out of curiosity.

It looks good. It's a double entendre. Now we created those puppets. For the orgy for Obama

that we held for his inauguration. We were big supporters. Even though I ran against him

as the running mate of Frank Moore. Once he won I acknowledged it fair and square.

I hung up my boxing gloves and said you win Barry. And we're going to in fact have an orgy

in your honor. And I hope that you honor all those campaign promises. Get us out of all those wars.

He did get us out of Iraq. He's doing good. He's doing okay. It's tough to go up against

the MIC. What is the MIC? Class. I give you two vibrators.

Man in charge? Military industrial complex. Okay I win the vibrators. Okay.

I'll just get you a mimosa. Oh yeah right. I win a mimosa. Where's the waitress?

Waitress. Waitress. Here in the world of entertainment we call it

a production assistant. We don't say waitress. Politically incorrect. Production PA.

PA. Okay. So hypocrisy. That is what we were talking about today.

Hypocrisy. And of course the greatest example of hypocrisy is the Bible.

Where it keeps saying, thou shalt not kill in a gazillion different ways and keeps killing

in a gazillion different ways. My favorite is people who get Bible versus tattooed on them. And in the Bible it says

tattoos are forbidden. Right. Now are those people religious or are they going against it?

You're not supposed to get tattoos in the Bible. No, but people get Bible versus tattooed all the time. Yeah. A lot of religious people

have tattoos all over them. I love Jesus. Jesus is my homie. Jesus is my homie.

Well maybe they're kind of recreating the religion in a way. So in the

spirit of hypocrisy What have we got here? A line, Jason. Let's put Jason and wife.

And wife. Let's get them on the line. Oh boy. You might win two prizes.

This is not our Jason, is this? I don't know who that is. Jason and wife. Well if they work here they can't win.

They can't win. It would be totally unethical. Is that his wife's name? Jason and wife.

Is that the rules? The rules. Is that some sort of act? Can we get the callers on?

They mixed up the telephone wires. What? They mixed up the telephone wires. The telephone wires.

The one that's in the studio was disconnected. Okay, disconnected. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. So we have a technical issue.

We have a caller. Finally, we have a caller. Somebody tell him we'll be right with him. We can't get them on the air.

You know? It's like one of those conundrums. Conundrums.

Definitely a conundrum. If you don't think of it, it will happen. Like, I didn't think, okay, we're trying to get a caller now.

We'll get a caller and not be able to put them on the air. I didn't think of that. I didn't think to ask the tech team, if we get a caller, can we put them on the air?

But we went through this. Well, I know, exactly. Guys. The Bonoboville tech team.

Okay. Maybe it was a freak incident and something had to happen. Okay.

Holding. I think we're about to take someone. Are you going to take someone, Dr. Susan? Are you going to take them on?

I don't know. I'm open. I've got my gloves though. I'm ready. Hello.

Hello. Jason. Hello. Hello, Jason.

Hi. Welcome to the Dr. Susan block show. Can you hear me? I'm so happy to be here.

Me and my wife are just about to go online and talk to Susan Block. And I guess this came true. You're talking to us.

You are talking to me. Live on air. Jason, you're on the air. I've taken the glove off.

At least one of them. Jason, can you hear me? Yes. Okay. Where are you calling from?

I'm calling from New York. All right. You're in New Yorker. The big apple.

I just came here to visit my cousin. Uh-huh. And you're there with your wife? Yeah.

Susan, say hi. His wife's name is Susan. What a wonderful coincidence. Yes, my wife's name is Susan.

All right. Nice. So what brought you to the show tonight, Jason? I just wanted to have a conversation

with Susan Block and whoever else is online. Well, you're talking to Dr. Suzy, Trixie and Maxie.

Yes. And you're on the air. Did you want to be on the air tonight, Jason? Yeah.

Yes, that would be awesome. You are on the air then. Congratulations. It's real time.

You are talking to Dr. Suzy right now. Is there anything you wanted to say about hypocrisy or is there anything you wanted to ask me, Jason? How many men have you had sex with?

Oh, gosh. It's a math question. Let's see. I've had sex with...

How many men, Max? How many men? I'm counting. I'm counting. None.

Okay. Max has had sex with no men. I've had sex with... How many men, Trixie? She's showing you.

Two. Wow. How was it? It was lackluster. It's the balls. I can't get with the balls.

Just the balls? You can ignore the balls. No, you can't. Sometimes.

That leaves me. I don't know how many men I've had sex with. How many men have you had sex with? Jason?

I had sex with at least... with my wife not knowing. I'd say about four. Your wife not knowing, Jason?

She's not in the room. I thought she was in the room. She does not know that I am bisexual. Okay.

But isn't she there right now? No, apparently not. So, cool. I thought she was there.

She's not there? She's in the other room. She's in the other room fixing her hair. She's fixing her hair.

And you're not worried that she could walk in and hear you say, my wife doesn't know that I'm bisexual? No, she doesn't.

Okay. And you're not worried. Jason, is this the first time you've heard the show? Listened to the show?

I've listened to the show multiple times. But I just became a client of the institute at least five minutes ago. Welcome.

Welcome to the nut house. Well, I don't know if you're a client of the institute, but you're on the show right now. That's great.

So, did you hear about all our pranksters? So, I'm really excited. You know you're going to win something, right? Yeah.

I mean, actually, if you were a client of the institute, you'd have to pay for this call. This is free. You're getting your call free.

And you're going to get a month's free on Dr. Susan Block.TV. How about that?

Congratulations. You happen to call at the right time. And you've made a confession about your bisexuality.

So, you know, if your wife is curious, she can listen to this show. And that'll open up a whole new, great form of conversation for you and your wife.

You guys can go exploring. Well, my wife is not a man. No, I didn't think your wife was a man. She has a penis?

She has a penis? She has a penis. She's transgendered or is she a hermaphrodite? She is transgendered.

I am a man though. You are a man. You sound like a man. Okay. And now your wife is transgender.

But she doesn't know that you've had sex with men. Okay. Okay, that's fine.

Well, she's sort of transitioned anyway, so... Is she planning on getting bottom surgery? No, I think I'm going to say how my body is.

Well, you are, but you're the one that... you don't want to change to a woman. We're talking about your wife. No, I'd rather have her do everything.

You want her to get her penis removed or turned into a vagina? She had a vagina at first and then she had a penis,

which is now... Oh, okay, so she is a... A female to male transgender. Tell your wife I said what's up.

Like boy. Matty boy. Matty boy is female to male. Matty boy is female to male.

I have a confession right now. You have a what? Confession. I am your mother, confessor.

So go ahead. I am high on drugs right now, so don't... Oh, so we can't take anything you're saying seriously.

He could be making it all up. I think he is making up the part about the wife being transgender. But I am speaking the truth.

There is a truth to anything we say always, but what you're saying is that there's some not-so-true stuff.

What kind of drugs do you want? That does make a difference. Is this hallucinogenic drugs? Mushrooms and cocaine.

Right, mushrooms. I remember mushrooms. Wow. Have a good time.

What a strange trip it's been. Yeah baby. Mushrooms. So you're visiting New York, where are you from though?

I'm from Florida. Florida. Where Orlando, Fort Lauderdale, Miami. Fort Lauderdale.

Stand your ground. Stand your ground. Stand your ground. I usually go down to the horse track

and hope to bring him every week. You do what? He goes to the horse track. I go down to Gulf Stream Park

and I have a couple of horses. We were talking about horses earlier. Hold on a second. So you got horses, huh?

I like horses. I love horses. I've had some great orgasms on their back.

I have horses that race for money. You have horses that race for money. See, this guy should actually be a client. You sound like a rich cat.

Can you name a horse after me? Go, Trixie, go. If I get really rich, I would name a horse after you.

Is this Trixie talking? That was Trixie talking. You could name your horse Trixie. Now if you name your horse Dr. Susan Block.

Then it's really going to win. You bet. Pow pow. Those other horses.

I think I will do that. Except if I want to put your horse in lingerie, you'll let me write. Is that bestiality?

Can you dress a horse in lingerie? No, it's like a circus thing. You can dress a horse. It's like dressing.

I was thinking about dressing my horse in a little skirt. There you go. See, and he knows horses. He does this stuff. A little skirt. I think it's really cute.

It's like putting a dog in a shirt. Except some people are going to get the wrong idea with your horse. You what? I never rode a horse in my life.

But you own horses. That doesn't make any sense. You just race them. No, it kind of does.

Let me ask you something, Jason. George Bush never rode a horse either. This is something you do on the side. What's your main thing, Jason?

I work with the ATF. The ATF. That sounds like some kind of association. Some sort of association of tobacco.

Alcohol, tobacco. And firearms. He's taking bribes. So he gets a lot of money.

Is that right, Jason? No, I didn't mean to say that, really. I don't mean to insult. See, he's not a hypocrite.

At least he admits to it. ATF confession. Thank you, Jason. I did not give your last name out.

Did you seize all these mushrooms? You are famous for your job. You are famous because you are a lovely woman. She is lovely.

Don't give him another prize. You get another prize. You want a vibrator for him or her? Now, wait a second.

The part about your wife. Do you have a wife, really? You said that you were on mushrooms right after. Is your wife really transgendered?

That's the muscle. She had a penis transplant about two years ago. A penis transplant?

Where did she get her penis from? Trixie wants one. I do. Okay.

I'm going to leave it to the other side of the room. Okay, just one second. Hold on a second. We have a commercial.

Don't go away, Jason. Jason, are you going to be able to hold on? Can you hold on? Yeah, I can hold on.

For a minute. We have a commercial for a minute. Hold on for a minute. We have to get your information, too,

to send you your free pass. Yeah, you got to get your free pass to dr.susanblock.tv. Everybody that's out there,

we're going to be doing a commercial soon, but we're going to come back and hear more about Jason's male to female wife

as well as his horses. Including the one that wins this year. And the ATF, I want to know about that. And the ATF, we finally found

I'm sorry, but I should not talk about that. Oh, no. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about your horses and your wife.

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213-599-7398 And I think we're still on the line with Jason. Jason, are you still there?

Yes. My wife just got out of the bathroom. She would like to talk to Susan Block and all you other people leather in this car.

All right. What's her name? Susan. Now, if she has a dick now,

you would think she would change her name. No, no. She has a penis now, but she's still called Susan.

Is this like a boy called Sue? Hello. Hi, Susan. Hi.

Welcome to the Dr. Susan Block show. Yes, you can call me Mrs. Susan Block. That's nice.

So, welcome. We've been having a very nice conversation with your husband, Jason. Oh, yes.

He's very good. He's very good. Wow. That sounds sexy. What's he good at?

Yes. He's very good at anal. At anal?

At giving it to you or receiving it? Well, Jason, good for you, Jason. You receive it and I receive it.

Oh, okay. And you are an FTM, as they say,

female to male transsexual? Yes, yes, I am. Really? So, you were born a woman?

Yes, I am. And you have had surgery so that you're... Yes, I got it two years ago.

And... Yes. How's it going? It's going pretty good.

And are you also... Oh, finish your sentence. I was going to ask you a whole different subject. Well, first my parents

didn't like the thought of me getting it. But now they're okay with it? Sometimes me and Jason

like to engage in leather, sex, and bondage. Leather, sex, and bondage. That's fun.

Who's dominant? Yes, I'm dominant. Oh. Actually, both of us are sometimes...

You switch? Yes. Well, that sounds like a good marriage. How long have you guys been married?

Sometimes he makes me cry from how big... He makes you cry? We've been married 14 years?

Wow. Congratulations. And I need to ask you kind of a gauging question.

Are you also taking mushrooms? Well, I'm actually... No, I don't take mushrooms. I only took it when I was only

five years of age. When you were five, you took mushrooms? You see, people tell me you've heard it all.

And then I talk to people, and I always hear something I haven't heard. Five years old taking mushrooms. Well, I ate mushrooms when I was

five years old. Well, I'm talking about magic mushrooms. Oh, magic mushrooms. My mom... My mom, as what you would call it,

is a junkie. My dad was a... a biker, and my mom was a junkie. I see. Okay.

So that makes sense. You had mushrooms, of course. And you survived. Congratulations. You're a tripper. Yeah.

And a tripper. You would call ecstasy at the age of 10? You know, don't try this at home, folks. I mean, I...

I'm all for treating kids like grown-ups, but I don't think you should give them ecstasy. You read about this all the time, and use it with these kids or in these homes

with addicts. And they're exposed to the surroundings. But you know what? Hey, the moral of the story is that you don't take this stuff anymore.

Yeah. Right? I don't take it anymore. Because after I took mushrooms

before, I told the Blackfin, you light up my base so much, I want to cut off your skin and use it as a lampshade.

Whoa! But you wouldn't have so much light shining through if you were using a skin, just saying.

Only Trixie could say that. Oh, my gosh! You know, this is what happens when we open up the phone.

I mean, where did that come from, Susan? That's great. Wow! I guess you're saying it came from the mushrooms,

so that's why you don't take the mushrooms, right? That's a good word. My people are the ones that had lampshades made out of their skin.

You're mixing up the... I heard there is actually a man at the black market who is selling billboards covered in skin,

human skin. Yup. Takes fleshlight to a whole new level. See, that would rot.

I mean, that would be ridiculous. If the skin was dry, it would turn into a leather, so it would be like a leather covered dildo

in practical applications. You know. Okay, so it would be like human leather. I think lamps are better.

Lampshades are better. I was told that the man who was selling it was a cannibal and he was the rest of the leader on it.

Oh, really? Everybody has their limits, and this is pushing me to mine. Actually... No, we have a...

Human leather? A dildo made out of human leather? Well, that's kind of gross, Max. I mean, you're going like this, like, well, you know, when in Rome

use the dildos made out of human leather. Trixie has a question for you. One more question that my husband Jason will talk. Okay, one more question.

Only, she's dumb. Oh, I have a good question. Where did you find your donor dick at? Maybe in the human leather shop.

Maybe in the human leather shop. Your donor dick. Or did you just take testosterone to enlarge your clitoris? Donor dick.

They don't have that. The donor dick? Yes, donor dick. Where did you get your dick?

Don't you have a dick now? That's what Jason told us. What happened was... Yes.

What happened? Exactly. This is how it all happened. It was in the back of an alleyway

that I remember. What happened was... There was this guy that we used to go to in my family.

It was a recently deceased male. They cut the dick off of him and they attached it to my vagina. It was in China.

Right after that, my mother had had her arms cut off and, you know... I like the vagina in China part.

That's my favorite part of this story. You know, people have... I want to finish this story. So you attached your vagina in an alleyway

from... No, she found the dick in an alleyway. They found the dick in an alleyway. And it was from a guy who had just recently died.

Right. I'm 42 and my life was very messed up and I don't know anymore. I understand.

You don't know where you got the dick? She doesn't know. I really don't. But you've got a pretty vivid imagination.

You're very high right now. What? Are you high right now? No, no, no. You were high when they put the dick on you.

Yes. I did say myself before I wasn't high. I said myself I wanted a dick.

Me too. Would you do that though? No. That's far too much of a commitment for me.

I'm a commitment fove. I like attachments. Yeah, just a really nice strap-on. Yeah, exactly.

I started getting feelings for none when I was in my grade. Yeah. That's normal.

Oh, how many toys do you have? How many toys? Well, even more than I've slept with men.

Your husband asked me how many men I slept with. I certainly have more toys than that. I have thousands. We have a lot of toys.

It's like the toys are as for adults and doctors. Actually, because you guys... And you won a vibrator, right? They won both. A vibrator and a monk.

You have won a vibrator, a pocket rocket because even though we're into lingerie fighting here we believe in

make love, not war drop pocket rockets, not Patriot missiles, right? Heck yeah.

Here you go. Drop pocket rockets, not Patriot missiles. You won a pocket rocket from

Dr. Johnson. Your husband wants to talk. Thank you so much, Susan. It was a heartwarming story.

I learned so much. And a crotch warming story. My crotch is still scorched from the vagina in China. As we said

this radio show sticking on the dick of a guy that just died. You don't know where that dick's been. No way you do, but it's still not...

No, it was in the alley. What do you mean, where it's been? It was in the alley. Okay, put it on. Thank you.

That was wonderful. Pocket rocket. It just goes to show you that this show touches you with no other... Hi, Jason.

Hi, Jason. Hi. That was quite something. Wow.

Did you listen to my wife's heartwarming story? Oh, she was great. It warmed my vagina in China more than my heart.

She's great. That's cool. Does she use that thing on you? I mean... Is there a program where I can sign up

to get a donor dick? I don't know if you want one, Trixie. We'll get you a really good strap on. No, just in an alley, like at LAX.

How do you do that? Nobody has time to be waiting on organ-doning lists. Just go downtown after they shoot somebody. You can pick them up and take his dick.

No. Okay. What did you want to talk about when you came back on the air here?

We're not getting Trixie a donor dick. Not as long as she's my manager. We're getting her a dildo. A big dildo.

I have this great, you know, kind of glass dildo. The other side's a whip. You can stick it inside. That's like a tail, Dr. Suzie.

It's like a tail. Okay, so your wife's great. What does she look like, by the way? Can she be my friend on Facebook?

She's Chinese. I wonder if the vagina was in China. It's all making sense now. Some of the things that don't make sense

do make sense after a while, right? So she's kind of a lady boy at this point? She was born a female and then she got a penis in China.

How long was that ago? Two years? Yes. Two years ago.

Does it get hard? Is it big? Yes, it does. How do you touch the blood vessels?

I guess she went to the hospital after she got it and I guess they put the nerves through the penis. And it's got the things hanging underneath it and stuff?

Can somebody look this up? I'm sure that this doesn't exist. I got Google right here. No, this exists.

On this station, it exists. Certainly in their minds. No, on this state, it's real. Tell me.

Well, okay, so... It's got a new rabbit vibrator two days ago. Yay!

It has the two little fingers and it's about six inches long. Yep. Just the base.

It's about eight inches long in total length. Cool. Those are really great.

Wait a minute. What do you stick this thing? In their butts. No.

You stick it in your butt and then... Told you. You stick it in your butt and then under your balls... Oh, you hit that right underneath the sack.

Ah, the sack. And then it makes your cock hard? It rouses you much more and increases the blood flow

to your penis causing an ejaculation. Okay, but this doesn't... You don't do this if you've got a transplant penis.

Well, if they have... If it has nerve endings it would still work. Does she have balls? She has balls.

She's got a lot of balls. So she has penis balls and a vaginal opening? So this exists. That's a woman with balls.

Can you send us a picture? I'm so intrigued right now. What's your email address? Sure, I'll give it out.

Dr. Susan Block at gmail.com. Okay. Okay, she will be gladly send it to you guys after

we're done talking. Well, we need your email address to give you your pass. Also, when you get off, if you hold down a second,

we'll get your... If you want your winnings... You have to get your winnings. Then give us...

Give our receptionist your email address and then you can privately send us your address.

Okay? Because you want two things. You want a vibrator and you want a month behind the scenes.

I do have big balls. That was the song. That was the song. And I was agreeing with the song.

Well, Jason, are you still there? Hello? Are you there? Jason, have you ever experienced

hypocrisy in your life? Hypocrisy? What was that? What is hypocrisy?

It's when you hip... I know. Oh, I don't know. You found it?

Yeah. Oh my gosh. Did you take the skin from your farm with the nerves and do a skin graft around the thing and then attach it?

They got it. Do you have a picture there? I'm looking. Get a picture. So we're finding out about the operation.

Do you experience hypocrisy? I mean, in relation to your marriage and all that? We don't

really experience hypocrisy that much. We are in a very good relationship. We understand each other at a very, very

high point. And do other people... How about other people? Do they know

about your wife? You what? Well, since I was bullied in high school because I

was gay and you can ask Susan. She had a very hard life, too. Would you like me

to tell you how me and Susan got together? Sure. I really want to hear this story. It's so interesting.

Here we go. 14 years ago I was at the La Crosse football field

in New Jersey. Are you okay, Susan? Something happened. I heard a something.

Whoa. Okay, continue. She slipped down the stairs. She slipped down the stairs?

I like how he's laughing, though. She's laughing about it. Is she clumsy? So, okay.

14 years ago I was at the La Crosse football field in New Jersey. Susan

she was with her sister. Her name is Louise. I was alone because

I was watching my cousin play. It was a really high league of La Crosse. So, I

walked over to Susan. I used to play La Crosse. She looked like a really interesting person and she had a really good personality.

I was kind of eavesdropping at the time. And I was kind of getting into the military because I am an ex-military. Oh.

So, you know hypocrisy. I mean, were you in the military during Don't Ask, Don't Tell? I was in the military

16 years ago. I'm 45 right now. Okay. So, you had to hide your

homosexuality when you were in the military? I didn't really I wasn't really attracted to that much men

and females. I just kind of kept it to myself. Men and females. I went into the ranger school and I didn't

want to get into any fights or anything. So, you repressed your feelings because of other people's hypocrisy. I'm trying to get the hypocrisy

in here. But I mean, it's true. You repressed your feelings. This is what a lot of people do.

Repress their sexual feelings at the most sexual time of their lives their youth because of other people's hypocrisy.

Well, I'm glad you finally could find love and get over it at the La Crosse field. And I've got pictures here, not of your wife

but of somebody who had a penis transplant. And it doesn't use other people's

penises. It's... Can we get close here? This is X-rated.

We're just showing a transplant piece. We're showing a transplant. It does exist. Genioplasty. Gynaoplasty.

Something like that. It is gynaoplasty. Gyna would be when they turn into a woman. This is they're turning

a woman into a man, so to speak. You know... But G-E-N-I-O, plastic. And now we have our

own method right here. Which is... You know... We just turn you on

and... You have a dick. Look at that. Down a little bit, Susan.

Down a little bit. That's a lady boy. That's a lady boy. So you met her on the La Crosse

field. Oh, what happened? She fell down the stairs again? No, my baby's crying.

Oh, the baby's crying. Can you reproduce? Are you guys able to... Oh, well they could have reproduced before.

No, we adopted it. What do you think they're going to reproduce from her grafted on dick going into his asshole? I don't know. They still have ovaries.

According to the article that I just read. I don't really think you have a dick from coming here. Not yet. Okay, so you guys met on a Crosse

over field. La Crosse. Yeah, and so you met... She was very interesting.

She had slanted eyes, of course, because she was Chinese, right? So you knew that, right? Well, he didn't know that she was Chinese or Korean. I'm from Taiwan.

He's from Taiwan. That makes sense now. I've heard Asians. Asians are very cute.

Yeah, they are. They're very cute. And they're very smart. And we are stereotyping.

Not all Asians are smart. No, I didn't know that. I'm pretty sure that's a stereotype. That's true.

Yeah, please. No, you got a few minutes. Yeah, go ahead. So you met her in La Crosse.

Go ahead. In a nutshell. I was talking about my military. Right, but you've got to wind it up like in two minutes.

Our marriage has to do with my military career. Okay. What does it have to do? About 16 years ago, I went to Army Ranger Training School.

And if you fail, like I was talking about, I didn't really express my feelings of bisexuality in Army, because if you fail Army Ranger Training School, then you go straight to the front line,

which is, you'll just get killed. That's some deadly hypocrisy right there. Okay, so then what? How did you meet her?

Well, he'd already met her. I was in the service for about five years. And I got a flesh wound from fragmentation from a rocket propeller.

Whoa, what happened? Can you please stop? Susan just had an episode of some sort. Don't yell at the baby.

Did Susan just have like a Tourette syndrome attack? The child was acting up and she yelled. She yelled at the child. Okay, but we're very close to, we have to wind up now.

I know, but this was interrupted by this sort of domestic violence thing or something, whatever that was. Can we get to the story, please? Yeah, let's get to the story. Is everything okay with the baby?

Yeah, we do too, but you were just interrupted by a strange cry of craziness. The baby's alright, right? Everybody's alright. Is everybody okay? Yeah, the baby's fine. She just threw something at the TV.

Oh, at the TV? The baby threw something at the TV. Yeah, you understand. I don't know. We're trying to understand.

Okay, so wind up the story, please. We've got a few minutes left. So yeah, Susan, she had a problem with her wife. I mean her, I'm high, sorry.

Yeah, right. This is why the story is never going to end. You know that. We say wind up. We say wind up. Yeah, go ahead.

So then her father was alive at the time and he was in the army too. So when I was about two years into the service, I met Susan's father in the military. Oh. And then they hadn't had a talk and he kind of understood that, because he was a really cocky guy,

he understood that it doesn't really matter if you are a male or a child. Okay, we're all playing here and suddenly we hear things. We've all got props. And so anyway, the point is that everybody's now happy, despite the hypocrisy. Everybody's happy now.

Yeah, exactly. You've triumphed over the hypocrisy of the military, of the social climate, and now you are happily married and your wife has somebody else's dick. I mean, the part about the alley does bother me a bit, though.

Yeah, okay, well, you know. Alley dicks aren't for everyone, Dr. Suzy. Get the fuck down from there, would you? Are you talking to the kid?

Get the fuck down from there. Apparently, they're climbers. My kid was on the, my kid was acting up, sorry. I mean, do you want your kid to talk like that? Get the fuck down from there?

Okay, the kid's fine. Wait, I just want to understand. Jason, why do you say to your kid, get the fuck down from there? Because it's a recording.

Well, he understands that. Why am I asking a totally stoned guy anything? All right, Jason, you know, you might be totally stoned. Jason, you've got our address.

We're about to wind up the show. Yeah, we gotta go. We love your story. I wish I had some mushrooms. I still want to see a picture of your wife.

I could understand it better. You have our address. You have our email. Send us your address and we'll send you your vibrator and your Your free pass for one month to Dr. Susan Block.TV.

Fuck me, John! John! Bye, Jason. I mean, that's his sound effect.

Bye, Jason. Is that ours or his sound effect? Yeah, he's got his own sound effect. I thought we were the radio show, but sometimes our caller has.

He's the whole radio show in himself. I just have CBS isn't listening. Are you picking your nose with my Miley Cyrus hat? I'm not. I'm just pointing gesturing to my nostril.

Oh. All right. Is Jason gone now? Can somebody let me know if Jason's gone? Jason, are you gone?

Hello, hello. We're just going to assume he's gone. We have six minutes left. We do. So, it's time to promote. Holy Jeepers.

Yeah. Why am I getting this terrible sound in my ears? Okay. So...

Okay. Get his information or his email address, somebody. Yeah. Make sure we get his email address so he can send him a free pass.

Somebody's touching tits out there now. Somebody's touching tits out there now. Somebody's touching tits out there now. This is Bonoboville.

There's fondling. There's going to be fondling. Because we're about fondling not fighting.

Fondle me, baby. Fondle. Fondle don't fight. Okay. We've got another something.

Message here. Rebecca. What's up, Rebecca? Is Rebecca on the line?

Rebecca, give me a call hoping to come by in September. To... What? I mean, is this somebody on the line? I don't know. They called.

That's a tweet. Give me a call. Okay. My wonderful staff.

You have to tell me, is this a tweet or is this a phone call? Or a twat. I believe that's a twat. A tweet from a twat. A tweet from a twat.

Oh, I know Rebecca Dakin. She's the escort, I think. She's... A girlfriend experience.

Can I get the girlfriend experience? In September. Hashtag sexpert. We'll be prepared, Rebecca.

Don't you worry. She wants to let us know ahead of time. Her book is very interesting, the girlfriend experience. It just reminds me of how

there are all these different people in the field of sexuality from the sexperts

to the escorts to the porn stars to the lingerie models to the lingerie

fighters and hey, why are we dissing on each other? Why are we being hypocritical to each other?

Why don't we welcome each other all of us sexperts, all of us lingerie lovers into the great family

of sex into the community of... Of sexpositiveness.

The community of Bonoboville. Right? Hypocrisy is a human thing. I don't think animals are hypocritical.

Even bonobos. Bonobos are very close to human. They almost have a glimmer of hypocrisy when they tease

and they kind of pretend they're not going to do something and then they do it. But they, compared to humans,

they're like totally honest. It's humans that lie to each other. It's humans that cover up

and that look down on each other because of a sexual idiosyncrasy. And it's humans that are hypocritical

and we all suffer from it. So try to be the force of truth in your life as much as you can.

I mean, I understand hypocrisy is almost necessary for some people to keep their jobs, keep their marriages, keep their families together.

You know, constantly people are threatened with having their children taken away because they're in a sexuality

field with losing their jobs because of a part-time job they might have as a sex worker.

So I do understand but wherever you can be a force for truth, be a force for the sex-positive

progressive revolution that is taking place in the world on your hard drive in your software

throughout this great flat earth of ours and in your own backyard. Be part of the force

of goodness in life. Don't be part of the backlash. Don't be part of that old nasty, old

way that tries to hold people back and put women in veils and not let girls

go to school and not let people be gay or bi or whatever they want to be

or get a penis if they didn't have one. From their foreskin? Whatever you want to do as long as it's consensual

as long as it's not hurting anybody that doesn't want to be hurt that's the whole consensual thing. Then you should be able

to do it. So, yeah. Don't be afraid to be yourself. Don't be afraid to be yourself

and make like bonobos not baboons, right? A woman.

Make love, not war. That's right. I want to thank all you pranksters out there. Call us next week.

Jason. Finally we had a prankster that we talked to. I mean Jason was essentially kind of a prankster wasn't he? But great. It was a good story.

I learned a lot today. They really do do these. There's some bases of reality there. There's some bases of reality

even though the mushrooms are also part of the whole mix. He's just seen his reality in neon colors. It's like the MMA mixed martial arts.

This is mixed mushroom arts. We gotta go? Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. Take the gloves off. Or wrap it up. I love you. Need to talk with someone about something

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