Hot Wax Hanukkah 2018

Full transcript of Hot Wax Hanukkah 2018 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, Christmas kinksters, and Hanukkah hotties, and Bodhi Day beauties, Kwanzaa kinksters too. All you children of sex, and we are all yes and indeed. We may or may not be children of God, Adonai alohenu, Adonai akkad, or Jesus, or Buddha, or I don't know,

Allah Brahma Bodhisattva, or the great dreidel in the sky. But until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Can I get an amen? I want to welcome you to Bonoboville and it's the holiday season, the winter holiday season. And all the winter holidays, Christmas, Krampus, Krampus is the evil side of Christmas.

And Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Pancha, Ganapati, that's the Hindu one, Bodhi Day, that's the Buddha one. Kwanzaa, Saturnalia, the ancient Roman, Bacchanal, all stemmed from the natural winter solstice when our prehistoric ancestors who probably lived quite a bit like our kissing cousins, the Bonobos, celebrated the miracle of life in the season of death with fire to chase away the cold,

and light to chase away the darkness, and orgies to chase away the loneliness. And also, you know, maybe not only orgies but other kinds of gatherings to cuddle, get warm, and tell tales. The miracles, the miracle of the Buddha receiving enlightenment on Bodhi Day. The miracle of the virgin birth. Where's Jesus? There he is.

There's the baby Jesus butt plug by Divine Interventions. So that is, isn't he adorable? Yeah. So that's the miracle we celebrate on Christmas Day, the miracle of the virgin birth. But who knew that Mary had this inside of her?

Anyway, and then there's the mythical miracle of Hanukkah, that the everlasting light, the sacred oil lamp of the Jewish temple in Jerusalem, which contained only enough oil. You know, oil's always an issue, right? Never enough oil.

Okay, so only enough to burn for 24 hours, and yet miraculously, it lasted for eight days. Enough time for the Maccabees, the heroes of the Hanukkah story to defeat the so-called enemies. I don't know, I don't like the war part, but okay. They defeated them in this battle and obtained fresh oil to replenish.

This is the part I like. I like the eternal flame. That's a beautiful concept. And that is why we light eight candles. Tonight is the seventh night, if you're listening to us live.

But before we do, and before I introduce my illustrious, very, very special guest tonight, I just want to thank God. And the Hebrew God, you know, Adonai Elohim. And the Greek Goddess, yeah, he's a man.

But I also want to thank the Greek Goddess, and the baby Jesus, yes, the baby. And the Buddha, you know, and Mother Mary, who's actually in our little... There she is. Yeah, she's in our, what do you call it, nativity, yeah. Okay, we have a nativity of different dildos represented.

Can you eat that? Is it made out of candy? No, but you can stick it in your orifices and enjoy yourself a lot. And when you stick Jesus inside of you, you can say, Jesus is in me now. I'm sure it's like some kind of candy effect.

Yes, okay, so I just want to thank all of the gods and the goddesses and everyone, all the angels, anyone that might have been involved for granting us the petrified snowflake liberals of America. The miracle of Mueller time.

Yes, indeed. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sisters. There is a light, and I believe his name is Robert Mueller. And I'm no fan of the FBI, believe me. No, no, and I'm even suspicious now.

But may, may, may, please, please, God's goddesses, angels. May this man from the FBI, who is usually out to waterboard us, may he deliver us from evil, specifically the evil Trumpus. Yes, here he is. We have the evil Trumpus tonight represented as Hitler,

Adolf Twitler. Yes, Adolf Twitler the Trumpus. Yes, indeed, and it's for the holiday. You know, he's not exactly like Hitler. Okay, we know that.

But there are certain unnerving similarities, right? And you just knocked your horns off. Yes, the Trumpus. Well, interestingly, the miracle of Mueller is delivering us from evil, I believe.

I believe, and I... God bless Robert Mueller. God bless Robert Mueller and the goddess. May he deliver us from evil, specifically the evil Trumpus who like Antiochus.

All you old Jews out there might know who Antiochus was, the villain of Hanukkah. That's right. The villain of Hanukkah who whips us daily with nasty tweets and fascist rallies and Nazi-ish nationalism and vicious racism

and his pernicious emoluments marinating children. And now... All blown boo. With your blessings, almighty Mueller, the imbominable orangutan

with apologies to real orangutans who are actually very nice. This Trumpus, he has been reduced from President Trumpus and there's his Mario Kart mushroom pee-pee right here. Okay.

As described by Stormy Daniels, huh, an eyewitness. So he has been reduced from the evil and powerful President Trumpus to individual one. That's it. That's who he is now.

Put it on the hat. Individual one. And his stolen criminal presidency is doomed. Hopefully he will resign peacefully and take Mike Pantyboy Pence with him.

Mike Pantyboy. Yes, Mike Pantyboy. Hello, Mike Pantyboy. Oh, we know.

We know his type very well. To cover up the panties you're wearing. And we'll be swearing in President Nancy Pelosi very soon. In the new year, perhaps, right?

President Nancy Pelosi. Do we have a picture of her? No picture of the woman. Where's President?

Amen and a woman. There she is. A woman. A woman.

All right. And speaking of women, I would like to introduce two amazing women who are here in my room. And right to my right, not that she's a righty, is the amazing artist and mistress visiting Repiton, Sherry Rose, brothers and sisters.

Let's have a hand. Thank you so much. My pleasure. Happy to be here.

I am happy. Happy, happy to have you. I'm so happy because you haven't been here in a long time. Yes, I've had some health issues.

Health issues? Isn't that a euphemism? Yes. You've had near-death experiences, girl.

I did, but I'm back. And it's a miracle. It's a miracle. And it's a beautiful thing.

And tonight we are celebrating various types of real-life miracles. Yeah, real-life miracles, from the miracle of Mueller to the miracle of your survival. Dr. Suzy. Yes.

Rabbi Loser Tversky is here. Bring him in. Okay, just in time to do the prayer. Yeah.

All right. Here he is. And he's in his suit. Hi, I'm in a suit.

And you're in a suit. Do you want to do it? Do you want a keep-up? No, I'm good.

I don't need a keep-up. You've got hair. I've got hair. Are you implying I don't?

No, but you've got a big keep-up. You've got, like, a strimel or something. I have a strimel. It is like a strimel.

Go Bonobo's strimel, though. Yeah, it's like a Bonobo strimel. Impeach Trump's strimel. Nice.

The only way we like our strimels. So welcome, Loser Tversky. Are you really a rabbi? No, I'm not.

But he's related to a few? No, but I... He's related to a few rabbis? I'm related to...

My dad is a rabbi. Yeah? Really? That's great.

Sort of counts. My family are rabbis. I'm not a rabbi. I'm just, you know, a dude.

There you go. Who said that? Rebellious rabbi. I can't see anything.

The lights are blinding. I mean... That's right. You're on stage.

I'm on stage. You're in Hollywood. I mean, it's also a thing that... You know, Abdullah Said is coming to the show.

I don't know if you know who he is. Abdullah Said? He has a... He had a show on Vice about wheat.

He's a wheat. Oh. He's a pretty well-known... People in the wheat community know him.

Okay. But he's on his ways. I'm like trying to like do the show and be on my phone at the same time. Well, you're a moderate rabbi.

So I can let someone know... Oh. Who's doing the door? Can someone let Abdullah in?

Tell him I'm here. Abdullah. Can you go let Abdullah and his buddies in? I love that we have an Abdullah.

I know. Coming to light the Hanukkah candles. I'm curious about this man. I think I would be very excited to have Abdullah help us light the Hanukkah candles.

All right. That would be nice. Yeah. But he has no idea what he's about to walk into, by the way.

Just for the record. Wow. I invited him and he has no idea what he's walking into. That makes it better.

Well, you know... I think he's going to walk in and he's going to be either shocked... Improvisational. Or horrified.

Or I don't know what's about to happen. Or delighted. Or delighted. And I would like...

That's an option. Have someone remove my pulpit, please. This is actually by Jeffrey Valence. Valence.

Quite very good. Valence. I think it was by Jeffrey Dahmer. No.

I didn't get close to that. I didn't say Valence instead of Valence. But it's upside down. But it's really...

I guess it could be any which way because it is a Trump pee pad. It's a pee pad. It is an art piece although we put clinic cockatoos in Peach Trump. And you pee on Trump, right?

Nice. We have peed on Trump lying on a whole bunch of these pee pads, actually. Yeah. That'd be nice.

We've used them as a bit. That would be nice. It's not like a turn off as a sexual turn off but I feel like I wouldn't be able to pee if there was even a photo of Trump in front of me.

Well, there was some issues with some people about the pee. We did have that. I don't know what to do with it. I don't know if I could get it out.

I actually got a good trickle down on his pee pad. I remember that night. It's like one of those things. Mario Kart.

I mean, you wouldn't know because women don't have urinals. But sometimes when you're in the urinal there's a guy right next to you and you kind of like standing there and he's standing there and he's like, I don't hear a guy next to me.

I don't hear anything. I'm not hearing anything. I'd love to experience that. And then he's waiting and he's like.

And then he's done and he leaves. And then you start peeing. And they're like, oh, now I can do it. And now it's working.

I feel like that'd be like having Trump next to me. I can't pee if I have to pee on him. Well, you practice. I practiced for a while.

I don't ever want to desenticize myself to him. Slaves and submissives. I am missing my beautiful assistant Blossom today. Where's Blossom?

Blossom has the flu. Blossom's got the flu? The Russian flu? Probably.

Or the Spanish flu. Or just any flu. Well, hopefully it's not the same one, Marina. Is Abdullah here?

Yes, I believe your friends are here. If they haven't left, where'd they go? Abdullah. Are they going to sign in and do that stuff?

And so while we're waiting for Abdullah, I've sort of introduced Louzer Torsky. But I guess I should finish introducing him as the winner of the Susie Award

for funniest fundamentalist refugee. As well as some other awards, right? Yeah, I know. But that's your most important award.

That's the most important award. But he's also won some Best Actor Awards, I think. Yeah, here and there. He's been in some major motion pictures.

Yeah. And I'm sorry I'm late. I was out in Venice shagging. Did you wear a condom?

No, I did not. Oh! There's no need. Well, it was safe.

We were indoors. It was safe. I mean, it felt safe. Maybe he was doing it with a porn star

and they were both tested. Yeah, that's also possible. Yeah. None of these things happen,

but there are possibilities, you know. And now I would like to introduce formerly Miss Jenny, well, Juicy Jenny. So, she is...

Juicy Jenny May. Very Juicy. And we were talking about me, but she is actually an expert

in that other form of emotion. Carefully gonna burn yourself. Turn it down. Turn it down back there, please.

Turn it down. You mean the fire? No, the music. Yeah.

Don't tell her to turn your fire down. It's all about the burn. Now, actually, this is not one of the sacred candles. These are the sacred candles.

These are the sacred candles and we will be lighting them for Hanukkah.

So, first of all, yeah, Jenny Juicy. Juicy Jenny is a fabulous female ejaculate tricks. Oh.

Wow. Yes. That's really flattering. Thank you.

Are we gonna see it? Are we gonna see it? Well, we don't know. We don't know yet.

Ooh, it's a mystery. It's a mystery. And if it happens, it's a miracle. If it happens, it happens.

It's not pee. It's holy water. Holy water. Yes, indeed.

There it is. It really is. And it smells delicious. It doesn't actually smell at all.

So anyway, that's what we're gonna do. So I think I introduced everybody. It could. It depends on the woman and the time of month.

It depends on the time of month. Right. Right. Time of month.

Yeah. Oh. So closer to my period, like my amrita, it could smell a little bit stronger. That's the Hindu word.

Yeah. And we are celebrating Bodhi Day as well as Hanukkah. What's Bodhi Day? It's the day that the Buddha attained enlightenment.

Oh, good for him. Yes, exactly. Good for him. See, light, it's all about the light in the darkness.

He's not around anymore, is he? Well, it depends on what you mean by around. Oh, okay. He's around and around and around everywhere.

He's everywhere. Yeah. Not the old body of Siddhartha. Oh, okay.

But the Buddha. The Buddha. Not like Elrond Hubbard around, but like around. It's kind of like Adonai.

Wait, did they say he's around? They think he's around. Really? Yeah, Elrond Hubbard.

They think he's around. Like his spirit is recovering. I don't think so. Yes, I'm like, I just went, I was in Santa Monica.

Like Tom Cruise thinks so. Yeah, the Chabad, the Lubavitch, Hasidic Jews, they were out there like trying to get me to light the candles. They think that their rabbi is still around.

Who got, did they get you to light the candles? Oh, fuck no. No. No, I was talking with them for a little bit.

I was having fun with them. I think they gave me a candle. I am going to have to get some people to light some candles. You're going to do it, right?

You're not going to do it? I'll do one. I wouldn't do it for Chabad. I'll do it for you.

Now, are you going to wear a Shrymo? Would you like to wear it? I don't know where I put it. Yeah, this is a black one.

That might look good. I think she's got it. I think she's got my candle. So, do you want to wear a...

I don't have sex with Buddha. You want to have sex with Buddha? We're going to get to that. He's still around.

We're still, okay, so... I know I want to light a candle. We're still on the Facebook camera. Oh, by the way, you can see my panties say, locks.

Let's see, let's see. Locks of Mayo. Should we say hi to Abdullah? Locks at Veritas.

That is hot. I love it. Hi, Abdullah. We thought it would be a good idea to have an Abdullah light the Hanukkah menorah.

Yes. Yeah, that'd be funny. Okay, so can we get another microphone so Abdullah... Is it over there?

Can I speak? There's a microphone over there, even. So, Abdullah... Hello.

I was telling Dr. Suzy, like, Abdullah has no idea what he just walked into. No idea, but I love that. I'm invigorated by the element of surprise here. Hello, my name's Abdullah.

Hi, Mary Rada. Pleasure to meet you. This is Sherry. She is an artist and mistress and our guest, Rebson.

And this is Juicy Jenny. Hi. How are you doing, Juicy Jenny? How are you?

I'm very well. Thanks. And Juicy Jenny is many things, an artist, a dancer, and a female ejaculatrix. No kidding.

Is there like a... What's the furthest distance on that? This is the first time I ever heard that word and I love it. I'm like, okay, that's...

Yeah. It's time for that, too. Well, I'm impressed already. That's amazing.

I haven't seen it yet, but I'm looking forward. I know. You're Abdullah. And you're a friend of Loser.

Yeah, so Loser and I were on the... We're in the same episode... Of High Maintenance. Of High Maintenance.

Oh, nice. That's great. And we're meeting for the first time, right? For the first time, yeah.

This is the first time we met in person. Oh, wow. Tonight. Tonight, yeah.

It was like a date. Yeah, this was a date. Yes, what do you mean? Definitely.

Yeah. And it was a date. A date. You totally...

Is that what I said? Yeah, you were like, come through. You know, it'll be our first date. Okay.

So here I am. And now, here I am like... Do you have any condoms left? I'm just breaking balls.

I do have condoms. Oh, my God. Of course. I want to see this.

Meeting for the first time and just fucking on camera. This is not a month. And it's straight to... And it's recorded for posterity.

Yeah. It's live streamed. Does your mother know? My mother knows I smoke pot on TV,

but this will be a first. All right. You're already wearing a yarmulke. Yeah.

It's one with a little sun protection on it. Yeah. You know, it's the Buddha's... It's Bodhi Day.

Oh, I did not know that, actually. Day the Buddha attained enlightenment. And it's Hanukkah, seventh night. It's also two days after Krampus.

Krampus is probably the opposite of Christmas. Thank you for asking. Is that like a movie holiday or something? No.

It sounds like a bad guy from a cartoon. Okay, so Trump's horns are a little too horny. But Krampus is like the devil. And he's really mean and Hitler-like.

Anyway, so we have Krampus instead of Krampus. And his other name is Individual One. So... That's good.

So we're going to light the candles. And so, loser, he'd rather be British than Yiddish. Oh, it's the... I had to go to this thing in Saint Monica.

Yeah, right. This thing. I have a... How is thing...

Tallis. Oh, no, I'm good. Would you like to wear a Tallis? Yeah, I'll rock the Tallis.

Tallis is cool. It's funny, the Jew is like, no. And Abdullah is like, yes. Oh, hell yeah.

I'm still curious about Judaism. Well, would you like to also wear a charm? Yes, please. The whole thing.

The whole thing. What about Kabbalah? You guys ever study Kabbalah? Did you say kebabs?

I'm familiar with that. Kebalah. It's related. Kebabs, kebalah.

It's probably the same route. Okay. All right. So am I wearing this right, loser?

Yeah, you're wearing it right. Yeah, you're good. That's not a Hasidic Tallis. It's just like a regular Jew tall.

What's the dance? Is there an arm move? Okay. No, it's just like that.

Just like... Just sit there, be Jewish, be sad. Think about stuff that you've already thought about a million times before. You know, yes.

And be miserable. And think about... And pretend that whatever ache you have may be cancer. Just think about...

Think that it may possibly be cancer. Yes. Fantastic. You're Jewish.

He looks Jewish. He really does. Is there a lump in there? All right.

So the first thing we're going to do is light what they call the shamis, aka the slave. It's very, you know, politically incorrect, I guess, if it's going to call anything.

But sexually very progressive. Well, yeah. Okay. Let's assume the candles are consensual.

And so the slave candle lights the other candles. And... Oh boy. All these menorahs are really cool.

This one we got on our anniversary. This one my brother got in Israel. Oh, nice. Lovely.

And that one is... We need a bang. What happens if I rub this one? Yeah.

If I rub it, what's going to happen? If I rub it, that's what she said. I like that you guys do that's what she said, Joe. It never gets old.

That never gets old. Yeah, that never gets old. Well, I guess it will eventually, but it hasn't yet. Okay.

So we're going to... Are you going to do the prayer with this? Should I do the prayer? Yeah.

Should I do like the real chesedic? Like if we're going to go full-on? If you know the prayer... We've got a lot of candles.

Because you want to do the baruch atah adjuna. You want to do the... Like the conservative one. I'm going to take off my robe for this.

Oh, yeah. You got two... You got two talus. I do.

Two talus. Do you want a talus? Two is better than one. What?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I want to go full-blown. You do.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She's like, I'm converting. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Losers like, I tried this. It wasn't for me. Maybe it'll work out for you.

Yeah. You know, whatever floats your butt. You know, like I didn't... No judgment.

It's a judgment-free zone. Thank you. Which one is the shamas? This one.

Okay. It's always by itself. So each of these... I got the shamas.

Yeah. ...has a different shamas. So... That's not the shamas.

Wait. Oh, that is the shamas. Whose home? Oh, because it's broken.

I see what's going on here. Because, you know, he's missing a ball. Actually, this would be the shamas. This would be the shamas.

Yeah. But it's missing a ball, but it's the seventh night. So... Yeah, it's all right.

It's really okay. So the shamas is the last one? The shamas is the one that you use to light the other ones. Oh, okay.

So the shamas is like the slave. It's the one you use to light all the other ones. Okay. And the shamas...

So it doesn't count towards the eighth? What? Is the shamas going to light itself? Am I right?

No. That's why the shamas is the slave, too. That's me. Okay.

So... But you don't have one. Should I hold one? No, I don't.

Should I just grab a random? Okay. Well, once I light it, I'll do the blessing. Sure thing.

Then you light it. Great. There's only three menorahs here, so... Okay, so...

Okay, yeah. We'll just switch around. Okay. All right.

So... I got mine. I got a lighter. Do I have to say something in particular?

You can say the prayer. Okay. Okay, so... I got mine.

Do I have to say something in particular? Okay. I was going to do the Hasidic one. Hasidic one now.

Okay, so... Light it from here. Here. There you go.

Now you can light them. Impressive. Nice. Very nice.

Amen. I didn't say amen, but... Women. Okay.

Amen. Our women. Okay. Okay.

You're only supposed to say that on the first night, but it's fine. Yeah, but you say it on a special night. Yeah, you say it on the first night. You light...

It's our first night... Lighting. In Bonoboville. Yeah, it's the first night lighting.

Lighting. Yeah, it's not the first night of Hanukkah. Yeah, but it's the first night of lighting. You can say it.

Okay. You have a good voice. So now... Thank you.

Yeah, you do. So does just... You what? Jenny actually.

God punish us. Thank you. He's going to punish us anyway. You got nothing better to do anyway.

So you're probably wondering what all the money is for. Wow. Oh. Are we doing this?

It's a Jewish holiday. Are we doing this? Of course. Yeah, you spin the dreidel.

Hey, hey, hey. Wow, you're so good at singing the Jewish songs, but you're terrible at spinning them. There you go. Look at that.

How about that? How about that? That's a spin. That's a spin right there.

So he wins half. Hey is half. So it's a game? Is the dreidel a game?

Yeah, it's a game. It's a game. Look at how the muslin guy... I know.

So what happens? What happens? You landed. You did a terrible job.

It's just a top, really, but somehow, you know, it psyched me out. Oh, you lost. Oops. You're getting it.

You're getting it. Wait, let me try. You got it. There you go.

I watched the muslin beat the Jew. Oh, no, we're even. Half again. We're even.

A two-state solution. We got a two-state solution right there. Right there. So you take off half your clothes.

Did I tell you this was stripped dreidel? So what does that mean? What does it mean? I didn't know it was stripped dreidel.

If you have a certain amount, you take half or a whole. Right. You lose them. You get some money here.

That's like as soon as you explain this game. Take some gelt, baby. You can eat them. You might be able to trade it.

A chocolate, if you want to eat. Can I eat one of those, too? Yeah, you can eat them. I'm going to do a euro.

Try to have sex with them. Like a little extra class. Wait, you're supposed to take everything? Well, you take four, though.

Now also, though. How much am I taking? My family, when I was growing up. I guess everybody takes four.

Let me just say hello. Yes, I'm listening. Well, thank you, family. Yes, it's so hard to get everybody's attention

when you have a Jewish family. I know. Even though only, well, I guess half of us are Jewish. It's a mixed family.

All right. Very mixed. Very mixed family. Yeah, so anyway, so I grew up mixed, also.

And I kind of have mixed feelings about Hanukkah because it's a holiday that celebrates war. And I hate that. But I love the fire.

And my family used to celebrate the gambling part by betting on which candle would last the longest. So everybody pick a candle. That's interesting.

Muslims, it's prohibited to gamble. Did you know that? Well, I did not know that. That's too bad.

You've got the shrine on now. You've got to pick a candle. You're loud now. Am I technically gambling by where people are?

You're right here among the gamblers. You're in the gamblers den. You're with Jews. It's all going to be about money.

You know, it's just the way it's going to be. Even your candy's money. Candy, everything is money. So take some money so that you have something to gamble with.

I got money. I got four. I got four Bitcoin. We're not going to do it for reals here.

Otherwise we could get very, very mean and nasty. Because when people have real property, that's when they get mean and Trumpy. That's true.

That's very true. I mean, so that's why we're using chocolate. But still, it's fun to have a little competition, a little game and shit.

You know, sexy. So yeah, so we could play stripped cradle. And we should also each pick a candle to win. Are you chose mine?

Which one? I'm not telling. Oh, you have to tell. It's not like...

I got a pick. Okay, this one. Oh, the blue. Okay.

I'm picking the red one because it's got a bigger flame. This one. Who's going to burn faster? No, no, no.

It's supposed to last the longest. Last the longest? Last the longest. I'll give you another chance.

Which one will last the longest? I see. See, Sherry knows. Juicy Jenny knows.

Yeah. And Sherry, which did you pick? I haven't picked yet. Oh, you haven't picked yet.

I'm picking the white one right there. I'm picking the white one over here. I'm picking this blue one right here on the right there. The blue one on the right.

All right, I got the white one on Dr. Sousa Minora. That's my pick. You racist you. Well, you know...

Well, so anybody out there want to pick a candle? I don't pick the candles I date. Max, could you pick a candle, please? Could I pick a candle?

Yeah. And I do white candles. You always win. You're such a winner, honey.

What candle? I don't know. How many free candles? We have tons of candles.

Just say I pick all the red ones. Maybe I won't change my mind. Nobody picked red because I don't think anyone wants to be thought of as from a red state. I pick all the ones that aren't picked.

Okay. Okay. Max, you're Jewish enough. Come on.

Place a bet. Now, so even though that was the game my family played, the game that I like to play is a little bit different. It's a game that actually my family wouldn't let me play because they said it was dangerous.

Was it American Gladiators? Yeah. I wouldn't do it now with the sacred Hanukkah candles, but this is an extra candle. I see where this is going.

Film me in. I don't know yet, but I think. See you live. I think it's about to turn sexual.

What do you mean about? I've been sexual all along, although it hasn't gotten to the point where we have to turn the Facebook cameras away. Let me know ahead of time because...

I will let you know ahead of time. Mark could get very upset. I know. Mark-a-dee baby.

Like a piece of paper or something. We're going to do just a little bit of hot wax that Mark-a-dee can handle. Would you like to assist me? Of course.

My beautiful temporary assistant. Yes. Thank you. Juicy Jenny is one of our favorite guests on the Dr. Susan Block show.

I love you. And you were just here for Spank Skipping and took a nice spanking. It was lovely. You were lovely.

And let's see. This is scary to even watch. Let's see. Don't be scared.

Are you scared because it's a Hanukkah candle? No, it's not. Does it traumatize you? It's not the sacrilegiousness of it that bothers me.

Trust me. You're definitely going to Jewish hell already. Exactly. I'm a little bit scared too, actually.

Of the hot wax? Yeah. I'm scared for you. So actually, the best thing for you to do is to get a little bit low.

Okay. I don't mean to be hierarchical about this, but it's best when the hot wax is applied. Uh-oh. Mic drop.

Everyone's a little bit nervous. I'll grab that. And that's really cool. Because nervousness is the other side of the coin.

And we're into coins tonight of excitement. Right. Okay. So get on your hands and knees.

Of course. Thank you. Anything for you, Dr. Suzy? Thank you, Juicy Jenny.

Oh, yeah. I'll hold that for you. Okay. So now Juicy Jenny is very agreeably wearing a skirt and no stockings.

Well, her stockings are like knee socks. I'm pretty close to it. Now, she's also wearing red. And I have red candle.

We take the red candle. You feel it? Yeah. Okay.

And then a little bit of red wax falls on her beautiful ass. That's kind of her. Yeah. How does that feel, Juicy Jenny?

Where's your microphone? Get your microphone. It's a good hurt. It's a good hurt.

There is anticipation and like I want more, but like it hurts. We got about 30 candles here. Oh my God. No.

Like yes, but no. No. See, you don't know when it's coming. Not really.

A little delayed reaction to it is interesting. You kind of know. And now you're getting a little more used to it. She's getting used to it.

I'm getting used to this. Uh oh. But it looks so beautiful on your butt. Color is better.

Oh, we're filming it all right. Don't worry. It's being filmed. Yeah, it looks like it's pretty well covered.

You're beautiful. It's like chicken pox. Hanukkah butt. Yeah.

I mean there is that. Are you guys getting any of that? Dr. Susan, you seem to be enjoying this even more than you are. I'm enjoying this.

I do. You know when I was a little girl, I used to love to play with the wax. And my mommy and my daddy and my brother

and my grandma used to say, Susie, stop playing with the wax. It's dangerous. Get your mic.

If you're going to hold her mic, be like a shamus. It's hotter than other moments. It changes.

Yes. Well, sometimes it has to do with so many factors. Velocity and luminosity and bombacity. Pumposity.

Pencil strength. And oh, have I said on this show that my star, my star of David is made by prisoners from Twin Towers who wove prison blues

into a Jewish star. They usually do it with a Christian cross. But they made me a star. They're fans of the show.

You didn't see that coming, did you? That was a big drop. See, I'm distracting you with little stars. I didn't see that one coming, did you?

That's my new catchphrase. You didn't see that one coming, did you? It's somehow even more sexual with the Jewish men standing there going,

you didn't see that one coming, did you? It's like a kind of a burlesque. A comedy hot waxing, I love it. Every porn should have loser going,

but you didn't see that coming, did you? Yeah. It's like Seymour butts. Well, I see more of this butt.

I'd like to see more of this butt. You didn't see that one coming, did you? It gets better every time. You know, it's funnier every time he says it.

That was a surprise. How much time do we have? When's the next commercial break? Well, we were 15 minutes late.

I know. Why does it turn me on? Can we smell weed in here? That's what I'm wondering.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's legal.

I'll twist up a J. Twist up a J. And loser? Yeah, where's my beer?

Your beer's coming. My beer's coming, okay. It's coming. You're really playing her like an instrument right now.

Yes. You figured out which drops get which screams. Oh, you didn't see that one coming, did you? I did not, Rabbi.

Whoa. You're so beautiful. I'm going to like associate the two things, and then I'm going to like get all hot and bothered

when you say, you didn't see that one coming. You are. The angel of Hanukkah. Is there an angel of Hanukkah?

Not that I know of. Well, now there is. I don't think Purim has an angel either. And I don't think that the Midrash has anything

about hot wax. I don't know. What is like a Muslim holiday? We have Ramadan, right?

Oh, we have Ramadan, and that ends with Eid. But that's at different times of year. You never can rely on the season. Well, I think it's the lunar calendar.

It's like art calendar. We have the same thing. So it's always relative to Hanukkah. It's always at the same time.

Right. You guys have some years. You have 13 months. Get it down, and then it doesn't hurt as much.

I don't think so. Because it's going. I'm not sure, though. How many days are in a Muslim year?

It doesn't hurt as much. I don't know. I love this philosophical conversation while she's getting waxed over there.

Conventional year. This is the lunar calendar. I think it's more. That's super sensitive.

Okay. More? You should try it. Because it regularly is 365.

But it's just awesome. It's Jewish year is 354. I thought that's what it was. 354, right?

Oh, you're Muslim? My brother? Okay, so you know. Oops.

354? I believe you. 356. Okay, so you guys have to leave here.

How's your butt? Don't tell them at the next Muslim meeting that I was here doing all this. We'll come right back to your butt.

We're discussing Jewish lunar calendar over here. Please come back to my butt. You did not see that coming, did you? Back to Jenny May's butt.

Beautiful. That's gotta be so fun to pee on. Well done. It is kind of beautiful.

And for those of you just tuned in, she does not have a rare skin disease. She, meaning Juicy Jenny, has been waxed. Hot wax.

Can we show this on Facebook? She's wearing a thong. Okay. It has like buttons.

You can just like unbutton it. Yeah, we gotta cut the Facebook out. Okay, now we should cut the Facebook out. Yes.

Facebook, I'm sorry. We are moving into the Bacchanalian moments. So who's going to take that wax off of me? It ain't going to be me.

Just peels off. Yeah, I'm peeling it. But I mean, this is a vibe. I do want to try to peel one off.

You want to, come on, come on. Just the one you got. Be a... Hey, hey, hey.

Do it, do it around, around. Careful, careful, careful with the wire. It feels kind of crazy. Be aware of the camera and the...

Candles. Fire. It feels kind of nuts. Where does it feel like being chipped off?

It's fine. Yeah, not great. No, it's more like comfortable. It feels good to me.

It feels good to me. You have such a nice butt, Juicy Jenny. Beautiful. Really beautiful.

Yeah, I got no complaints. I am not filing any complaints. Who wants to peel off the rest of the wax? 20 dollars.

Mr. Sherry should we wrap it around? It gets into my nails. Oh, oh, here comes the laser. Do you want to have a seat over here?

Yeah, and peel some off. It takes a second. Or maybe she can come... You come over here.

I think the volume on yours is just lower. Just don't trip over my... No, you got to speak and do it like this. How close and do it?

Yeah, bend over that way. Would you hold that for me while I do it? Yes, ma'am. Oh, yeah, peel away.

Yay. We got it done. This is a new experience. People peeling wax off my ass.

There's many different aspects to the hot wax experience. You know, it's like orgasm in a way. The moment that the wax hits. But it's all the preparations and the afterplay.

It's the anticipation. It's the anticipation. He didn't see that coming. The anticipation.

It's a lot like sex in that way. He didn't see that coming. And when you don't see... And I'm sure it feels different.

Different body parts, right? Well, yeah. The fun actually is the most cushiony place. It would feel slightly different on your eyelids.

On your boobs. Yeah, it would be a different sensation. Would you like to try it on your boobs? It's enjoyable.

Is it your expert opinion that the blood is the most cushiony place? Have a seat. I don't know. It's from a medical book.

Okay. So how much time do we have? We don't know. We'll find out.

How much? Nine minutes. Nine minutes. So we have plenty of time.

But we are now... We've got the Facebook camera somewhere else. So here, you come sit over here. And me come here.

And we're going to see how the boobies do. But let's... Can we move this so I don't get the... What we can do is...

What we can do is say, Yay, boobies! Beautiful boobies! We can do that.

That's what I just did. I think I can arrange that. Okay. Thank you.

And now... Look at this. A lovely, beautiful body, I would say. Beautiful.

I actually wanted to wear this without any bra. Beautiful. And now you are. And that's beautiful.

I know. These are all yours right now. Okay. All mine.

Okay. So now, I have to get high. You have to lean back. Literally lean back.

Against the cushions. Yeah. Oh. Beautiful.

Oh. Are you getting any of that? Okay. So you camera people kind of go on top.

That's got to hurt. Oh, that's going to hurt. That's got to hurt. Okay.

Here we go. Oh my God. But I like you. Why does it turn me on?

Because... Don't ask me. It's a little bit of pain. And...

Oh, that's got to hurt. It's not too much. It's got to hurt. It's got to hurt.

And it's very sensuous. Actually, it hurt more on my ass. Really? It sure did.

Oh, I didn't see that coming. I don't know why, but it did. People are different. That's tough tits, man.

Yeah. What's her name? I'm from a wild, wild country. Do you see wild, wild country?

Oh, yeah. Martin and Sheila? Tough titties. Did she say tough titties in that?

Tough titties. Like it totally arouses me. I guess it's to do with the anticipation. But also, my tits are actually super sensitive.

But I don't know why. There was more hurt on my ass. Really? It doesn't hurt.

All right. Tough titties, man. Tough titties. Tough titties.

You know, God works in mysterious ways. I don't know. Let's see. We can get the other.

Who's the lucky one to peel off my wax cover? Wait, that got hurt. Yeah, yeah. That's got to hurt.

Okay. My right boob is more sensitive. I just got my hand. Okay, unsacred, so we blow it out.

Yeah, that's beautiful. Well done. Bravo. Let's hear it for Juicy Jenny.

And her tough titties. Hot wax Hanukkah. I love you, girl. You're beautiful.

Man, on Sheila would say tough titties. Okay. I'll hold the mic if someone else would like to peel. I'll do a peel.

You do a peel? I'll do a peel. You a peel? I'll do one peel.

The one peel, that's it. I am sorry. I can do one peel, and that's it. It's like chocolate.

You just can't eat one. I'll do a peel. I'm doing a peel. All right.

Any one. Yes, rabbi. Twersky. I'm going to do the peel.

Here it comes. The Hanukkah peel. Broca Tartar 9. I got the peel done.

Mazel tov. Mazel tov. There's the peel. Get a close-up of the peel.

Yeah, got it. All right. A peel. Well done.

Oh, look, a smoke. Boreh, Periha. Oh, yeah, this is the... You smoke, Dr. Susan?

I do. Sure. You're like the king of, like, we didn't introduce you properly.

No. What was the name of your... This guy. Yeah, what was the show that you...

I'm a loser's intern. I started a few weeks ago. Oh, my God. Look, I'm still wearing the hat.

I forgot about that. What was your show on the Vise Land? Right, so I hosted a cannabis cooking show for a few seasons.

It was called Barng Appetit. Barng Appetit, babe. Yeah, yeah, and a lot of weed stuff. I worked, you know, for Vise

for a long time doing weed stuff for them. Oh, yeah. And I worked on a weed show with Loser. Yeah.

Well, do you want to... You should take a sacred hit by lighting from the Monica kid on. Yeah.

He did already. Yes, oh, very good. Okay. Do you want to hit this?

Sure. Yeah? Send it around. I'll send it around.

I'm using these pink papers. I only use these pink papers now. They're pretty great. Boreh, Periha, Adama.

I think it's... I think it's... Yeah, it comes from here. Amen.

Amen. Women. Amen. Amen.

Amen. And boom shiva shambalé. Boomba clack. And cannabis is kosher, too.

Or cannabis can be kosherized by a rabbi. It can be blessed by a rabbi. No, it's like it doesn't even need to be cut by a blade or anything.

It's vegetable. Well, because they use animal products in the fertilizer shop. Oh, really?

Yes. Trust me. Where do you get these pink papers? People have done the research.

Is that like a name? Oh, yeah. The pink papers are from Blazy Susan, which is this great, you know,

brand that makes pink rolling papers. Oh, you are talking to a guy who smokes who he wants every six months. Yeah, I was going to say,

so you're not a huge weed smoker. Oh, no, I'm like super sensitive to it. Yeah, do you want to... If I smoke it now,

by the time the commercial break comes around, I'll be, you know, I'll just be sitting there giggling like a motherfucker. I mean, that's the point, I think.

But what kind? Is that like sativa or indica or like hybrid or what is that? This is OG, so it's like somewhere in between.

Somewhere in between. Yeah, it's like a hybrid, basically. I'll do one hit now. Yeah, you sure?

I can do one big, a little pop. Do it. And then we'll like, I'm going to pace myself.

Yeah, that's great. I'm like you with me, though. All right, Paria, Dharma. One hit, and I'm just silly.

Ah, men. Yeah. Ah, women. That's too big of a hit.

I don't know, man. You need some water. Where's our resident? You need some water, maybe.

Who saw that hit? Is that too big? Where's E-Core? E-Core, E-Core, E-Core.

Hey, babe. E-Core, E-Core, E-Core. E-Core, come back. E-Core, where's E-Core?

We're having a pow wow. A Hanukkah pow wow. Where's A-Babe? Where's E-Core?

A-Babe's a weed guy, too. Well, yeah, but A-Babe's actually operating the sound. Oh, A-Babe's got an actual job. He's actually working.

A-Babe's actually working back there. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Who that?

The two guys that are rolled in here? Oh, they're out in the yard. Oh, there's E-Core. Oh, hey, Cor.

He's one of them, man. Oh, yeah. There you go. Hey.

Happy Hanukkah. Well, happy Buddha's birthday. Happy Krampus. These got the weed man.

He knows his weed. My man. You want to hit this thing, dude? And you remember Sherry?

All right. Mr. Sherry Rose. Hi. Hello, man.

Yes. Aw. And he's taking his shirt off in three, two. Wait.

This is, you know, we are going to have a song. We don't just do Hebrew prayers here on the Dr. Susan Block show.

Oh, yeah. That's the real prayers. But why were we here? Oh, yeah.

The smoking. Yes. My name's Abdullah, by the way. Nice to meet you, my brother.

Careful of the cat. You're watching the candles, Natalis. Is the joint stuck over there? The joint?

No, we want it. Move it over. This is a green Hanukkah. It's a green Hanukkah.

I love a weed-smoking producer, Ben. Oh, absolutely. That's what we're talking about. By the way, while we're chatting, I just

want to give a shout out to Ashley Judd. Thank you very much for mentioning Bonobos. Yes.

On your interview on CNN with Christine Aminpour. And Christine, you know, it was cool that you let her talk about Bonobos for

about 10 seconds. But then you should have kept that up because you just kind of changed the subject.

And... Bonobos, the pants are the monkeys. Oh, boy. Monkeys have tails.

Pants don't have tails. It's true. But Bonobos are apes. Right.

And they fuck a lot, right? Yes. That's true. And they're non-monogamous.

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make love, make love not more. He's like, my kind of guy.

Yeah. So I have a question. So I walked into this wild situation and I'm so curious, right?

My friend, loser, brought me in. Did you pass the joint around here? Yeah, we passed it around here. I've been trying to pass this damn thing

for the last time. I'll take it off my hand. I don't even want to smoke this on my own, but like I'm forced to.

Yeah, go ahead. You talk. I'm in the caboose. Ask the question.

I was the question. So yeah. So is it that, you know, we descended... We descended from animals.

We descended. We descended from animals that are non-monogamous and fuck a lot. Does that mean that for us monogamy

is like a totally fake construct? Yes. The social construct. Absolutely.

Can you guys expand on that a little bit? Well, basically... One minute and then we'll come back. Yeah.

When, you know, the Jewish religion says we left the garden, but we actually entered a garden and that garden was farming agriculture.

And with the advent of agriculture, we lost our hunter-gatherer, you know, pleasures. And one of those was, you know,

the pleasures of non-monogamy. And we'll talk more about that when we come back and we'll do more hot wax. And we'll have rap and dance

and see who wins the candle race. And... Oh my goodness. Look at the garden.

And also, Benovoville Communion, we've got a lick and suck titties. Oh yeah, babies. I'm curious who the advertisers are.

So... We're our own advertisers, baby. We're our main advertisers. We're like an infomercial.

Therapists without borders! Woo-hoo! The Dr. Susan Block Institute. We sell everything.

We do. So... Pay attention to our commercials. We will be playing them.

And don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back. See the clap sign.

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We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is. Dr. Susan Block.

I don't think it's a... Is it working? Yeah, is that... Is that Mayan Armand?

Is this Mayan Armand? Yeah, it's Mayan Armand. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, we are back

in Bonoboville. And we are broadcasting live from the Little Love Synagogue, aka the Love Church,

is what we usually call it, but tonight it's the Love Temple, I guess, of the Bonobo Way. And, yes, candles, of course,

are beautiful phallic objects, but our candles are burning way down, so we've lit... I think I'm gonna lose phallic.

I'm totally winning my blue candle. Yeah, your blue candle is doing very well. Hmm, interesting. It's like the Oscars of Candles here.

Oh, my God, I'm so high. The Oscar. I knew you were the candle. I'm like totally stoned.

That's good. We'll have to put that... One hit of his weed. Stop hitting.

The Oscars of Candles. How about those Oscars? Yeah, you've got to be careful what your candle says. No, it's like hitting me now.

I don't know what I'm doing with the ashes. Oh, what are you doing? You're not gonna be able to host the Oscars? No, I'm not sure.

You can't put your ash out of the Benora? I feel like I'm so high. I'm not properly yielding to the host. No!

Get this man up. Ash tray. First rule of radio. That's almost as bad as when people put their ashes out

in my pussy sculpture. Oh, no, I got one here. Look at these. I got to use the guilt.

And please take your jar. I got the guilt. It's good. We do use jars here at the Speakeasy Bar.

But remove the jar. It's in front of the Aladdin lamp. It's in the camera view. It's in the camera view.

I think it's, I feel like I'm blaming the weed on this too. Like the weed for everything. So candle races. I got all these glasses.

They're getting very serious. And now we have a penis shaped candle to play with. We also have Tuesday Connor, who's a poet, a spoken word poet and usually speaks.

But she can't speak tonight. No, she has some sort of laryngitis thing going. Are you contagious? Oh, no.

No, not at all. It's just one of those gyna's. Just a gyna's. One of those gyna's.

At least it's not a gyna. It's true. At least it's not a gyna. Oops.

That didn't work. Oh, I have an ash right here. I forgot. I'm very confused.

Do you want to try the pink wax? Do you want hot wax? Your socks and pants. Do you want to try a little hot wax?

Beautiful. Yeah. I like your socks and pants. I should give away my microphone because I'm just talking over the hose.

Come sit back here. You're just stone. I know Tuesday doesn't like to show her nipples, I don't think, right? No, it's okay.

You don't have to. You have so much boob. You almost don't have to. But anyway, lean back though,

because I don't want to get your... Oh, you're pretty big as it is. Even... It could.

It may. Do you feel it? Yeah? You love it.

She loves it. It's the me. Oh, she didn't see that coming, did she? Wow.

It's always hotter when he yells that. Look at this. Look at these beautiful boobs getting. Hot wax for Hanukkah.

Oh. And I can't hear you. Give her a microphone. Give her a microphone.

What did you say? Thank you for the pleasure, Dr. Bla. Oh, you do have a voice. Yes, you do.

She has quite a beautiful voice. And let's hear it for Tuesday. Thank you. And her amazing boobs.

Look at these. Gorgeous. Gorgeous waxed boobies. Yeah, wow.

Maybe I should do like a little pealing. A little pealing, yeah? Did you get my mic back on? I got a joke.

Okay. And the candles are going down. What am I gonna say? The candles are going down.

No, it's so much anticipation. The joke is not even that funny. I was like, there's a Brazilian wax. And what do you call this?

Like a Jewish wax? A Jewish wax? I think that joke was solid. I don't know.

I didn't understand the Jewish wax. You were the only one that waxed. A Brazilian wax on your pussy. Right.

So what does this call on your boobs? A Jewish wax. Exactly. That was the joke.

That was the joke. It was like, it's like we have a joke with commentary. It's perfect, you know? Okay.

So as a Jew, I feel very self-conscious suddenly. Yeah, really? I don't like to sit. I don't believe that.

I mean, I love to wear my symbols. And yet I feel like I got to like really come out about it with the, you know, the big mass murder. Jububalicious.

The Jububalicious. Yeah, I'm Jububalicious. Although I do the hot wax. Two jokes.

Hanukkah every year. Killing it. Yeah. And I'm proud of Noam Chomsky, right?

He's going to be 90 years old. Yes. That was actually Noam. Noam Chomsky.

That's weird for Noam. That was actually Noam Chomsky. And I'm proud of Noam. But the goyim can't pronounce like the khir, so they're going Chomsky.

Norman Lear. Norman Lear. How old are you? He's pretty old.

Norman is going to be 97 now. 97. 97. Someone to be proud of.

So I'm from Montreal, as doctors as you know. But like there's a big Jewish community there. And does anyone know who Leonard Cohen is? Oh, he's a good one.

Love Leonard Cohen. May he rest in peace. Absolutely. All right.

He died not too long ago. Yeah. About a year or so ago. You know, I did a movie in the, am I on?

Yes. You're very on. You know, I shot a movie in Montreal, you know that? Oh yeah.

Jews in the news. In French. The problem is. Which movie?

It's called Felix and Mira. Oh, right. It was shot in Montreal. It was shot in the Milan.

I know it. I know that movie. You know, Felix and Mira? Yes.

I play the husband. Oh my God. He won awards. He won several best actor awards.

How do you like that? And now losers, they're going to play a little clip from that? From Felix and Mira? They're going to play on?

Just to show people. Oh, I want to see it. I'm going to say goodbye. I have to dip out before this clip.

But thank you so much for having me. You don't want to watch the clip. Yeah, this was so fun. But what if you win?

I'm going to come back and hang out again. We'll have to save your chocolate. Oh yeah. I already had a couple in the meantime.

He bucketed someone's way out. Don't take my collars with you. No, no, no. For sure.

I'm going to leave the hat. The hat already fell off when you were giggling earlier. Yeah, but awesome. Thank you guys so much.

This is an awesome hangout. Thank you so much for coming. You guys are great. Yay.

Thanks for shopping by. I usually get mad at my guests. Take that microphone away from. This guy is accident prone.

It's Mazel Tov. You're supposed to say Mazel Tov. You broke his glass. Oh, wow.

Oh, you broke his glass. Hold on. Thank you. Thank you for coming.

There's maintenance in here, please. Anna. There's danger. That's danger.

Danger. We need, you broke your glass. Yeah, we got a. On his way out.

We need it up. That was like total luxury. That's what you call making an exit. Help is coming.

Yeah, that's what we call making an exit. Yeah, that's what we want. Help is coming. At least he didn't shoot us all.

No, no. Whoa. No, he's the weed. It's the make love not war kind of thing.

We're all like, you know, sex and these are like, are like the, the, the, the equalizer of like the sex drugs and rock and roll. It's the two things. Here's what sex and weed, it's the two things that somehow is complete, is completely harmless,

but the right hates them both. Yeah. Because they're pleasure. They're pleasure based.

Yeah. They don't want to say pleasure. But now they get it. Best in weed.

So they're okay with it. Yeah. Well, once, once, once it hits capitalism, they'll be all over that fucking thing. Yeah.

Trust me. That's right. It's all about the money. Because with pleasure comes freedom.

Right. That's true. And then people can't control somebody if they understand pleasure. Now speaking of pleasure, we still have the man of Shevitz.

Yes, we do. Or that is not pleasure. That's pain. That's pain.

Pain is the other pleasure. It's Jewish pleasure. You know, it's a Jewish version of pleasure. It's very sweet.

It's like, does it hurt? Fantastic, please. More. You know how sugar is sweet?

It's sometimes so sweet it hurts. Yeah. That's how. It's a good pleasure.

That's right. But it's a ritual wine. It's a ritual wine. We should have it.

Tradition. Tradition. Oh my God. As my assistant, would you be the altar girl tonight?

Absolutely. That's your microphone. So that means you have to pull your boobs out. Do we have the...

You know how I feel about that. The book live camera is not on us right now. We don't want to get banned. We cannot see you.

It could have been before. I can't see you. We have had no boobs. I mean, we've had boobs, but no nips.

That's not allowed. But now we are about to nipple eyes. There was a whole... So you know how the whole nipple thing came about on, say, the nipple rules?

No. It started out, this mother was nursing her baby. Wait, but we're going to show the nipples first. So we're going to do a bracha.

Oh, okay, okay. So I'm going to start a ride. Hello. Hey, new melancholam.

Pore periha boobies. A booby. Okay. Pore periha booby.

Booby, okay. Oh, yeah. That's a boob. That's a real boob.

That's a real one. That's a boob. I'm looking at a boob. Women.

Women. A woman. Beautiful. Yeah.

And yeah, so would you be good with sherry taking communion from you? Here, you know, actually, you know what? You sit here. I'm going to sit here.

Okay. We're doing it like that then. Okay. Yeah.

Here we go. All right. Let me get... I am going to...

I don't know if I'm helping. Pore. And now... Isn't that a good word?

Um... Yeah. It's like... Ohm.

Ohm. It's like that. It's better... Let me tell you this.

Um is better than, you know... You know, so, you know, so, you know. Um is just classier. Right.

It's classier. It's not a filler. It's very close to... You know, it's like when the guy wants to go see the rabbi.

And secretary opens the rabbi's door, walks in, says nothing, comes back out and says, the rabbi can't see you. He says, why? He says, well, the rabbi is busy.

Yes. He says, well, he's busy. He didn't look busy to me. He's like, he's thinking.

Yes. She pulls. I cannot believe that didn't just fucking kill. Well, we were thinking.

How the fuck did that joke not kill? That's a punchline? I missed the punchline. I don't think you're Jewish.

I am. I think only a Jew will get that joke. No, she is Jewish. How many Jews we got in the house?

Um, you are beyond Jewish. We got two Jews? We had only a few. Why did I even try that joke in a room with only two Jews?

Two. Well, I didn't guarantee you a minion or anything. Five, six. Excuse me while we do the communions.

Okay. This is Bonoboville communion, which is a type of ritual that we do here in Bonoboville, in the little synagogue of the Bonobo way. So, actually, Sherry hasn't been here in a while.

Boy, all the candles are going out. Who was the blue? Who was the blue? That's Abdullah.

Abdullah fucking won. Abdullah won. The Muslim won the Jewish holiday. I think that's very appropriate.

How the fuck did that happen? Well, this is, we are rewriting history. I think it's cool. I think honestly, America should give Florida to the Jews.

And we could give them Israel. Give them Israel. I have no problem with that at all. My only issue with that is that Florida is not going to exist for much longer.

Well, parts of it will. It's a big state. That's another problem. It's much bigger than Israel.

Yeah, but the Jews aren't in Jacksonville, okay? No, but they will be. We want Boca Raton in Miami. That's going to disappear.

They're going under. They are. All right, so first you come to the altar. This is my prodigal sister, Sherry, back after a long absence.

You come to the altar and you lick the altar in joy, I guess. Definitely joy. You'll be back with us. And let me hold your microphone.

And no, no, you lick first and then you're going to lick twice. Yeah, you don't put the microphone on. This is a two-lick ritual. It's a two-lick ritual.

Oh, I think. And it's a beautiful thing. Licking or sucking, I'm not sure. You know, it's okay to do a little licking and sucking.

And now we do the application of the sacred pink Himalayan salt in honor of the Buddha's enlightenment. And now you lick that. Salty, yeah. That I should have a girlfriend.

You should have a girlfriend. Wait, wait, wait. You don't? Yeah.

You don't? Yeah, we're curious. What do you mean, you don't have a girlfriend? No, no, no.

I mean, well, I had a girlfriend at one point for like five months, okay? And we were like, I thought I was like, I was like, um, maybe I am gay. So I explored that. How about bisexual?

Well, then I realized like I'm more bisexual. But the thing is, like you go through phases in your life and like lately I'm in a phase where like just feeling your soft touch. You know, it's just like that kind of energy. It's it's way different.

Yeah, because the last thing you want from a guy is a soft touch. Well, honestly, I'm like all or nothing kind of person. So if I'm with a man, he has to be like, I don't know, I like a bit of force. I like full, you know, but then but it's like feeling that kind of like there's a certain energy from a woman, like a woman licking you.

I'm sure you've experienced that before. Yeah, like two hours ago. A woman knows another woman's body. Well, here's that's a thing.

So it's very, it's very robotic. Right, exactly. Yeah, but only a woman who knows her own body can know someone else's body. You know, I don't think I don't think my ex-wife is falling for any of this.

You know, she is listening to this. She's like, I have no idea what they're talking about. Well, that woman will never have an orgasm in her life. And I know, and I can only say this because I know she's never going to see this.

What? She might not tell you. No, she will never. She knows.

No, she will never have an orgasm. She has no idea what an orgasm is and she might never know. But you know what, there's a lot of women that, I mean, whatever, like people, there's a lot of people shut down sexually and it's like,

at least I have some women friends that haven't had an orgasm yet. Yeah. And it's like, you know, they will. And why not?

I think that maybe it's just because they're blocked in that. Yes, people have got like hang-ups about sex. No, but you're the opposite of that. I didn't mean to like divert from the communion.

That's okay. Let's talk about your ex-wife and your orgasm. Yeah, I know. It's like, I like, I am so stoned.

I like how to kill a mood. Let me talk about my ex-wife and how she couldn't come. No matter what I did. Where did that come from?

Thank you. And, you know, I'm like, I am so high. I completely forgot that I was actually watching like cameras. This is like the dream.

There you are. Not only is he known. You look good, though. Your suit looks good.

Oh, thank you. My socks. I mean, like, I keep, I keep, I keep, thank you. I keep saying that maybe they should turn off my mic because like I, I'm, I, you know,

I like, I'm, I'm so fucking high. It's fine. Okay, cool. Speaking of high.

Yeah. The next part of the ritual of Bonoboville communion is waterboarding Bonobo style, which we do tonight with Manashevitz. And usually I do this with the recipient of communion laying back between the legs of

the altar girl. Are you up for that? I think I could do that. You think you can do that and lean back and take at least some of this?

Yeah. Maybe. Oh. Between my legs.

Between her legs. Yes. This is getting good. This is getting down.

Yeah. I'm going to be the sexy narrator. Yeah. Okay.

So now open your mouth and the waterboarding happens. And yeah. Sherry Rose got waterboarding for Hanukkah 2018. And she is our Hanukkah haughty.

Maybe we can get Sasha Baron Cohen to come and sign the waterboarding kit. Yeah, Sasha Baron Cohen. He's one I feel proud of. He's a good Jew.

He's a good Jew, right? He's a good Jew. He's one of the good Jews. But how about that Jared Kushner?

Fuck that guy. Oh my God. Fuck that guy. And how about that Stephen Miller?

He's worse than Kushner. He's worse. Actually worse, yes. He does more.

Here, get your microphone. Turn around. No, out of the way. Turn around.

All the candles are out. Let's talk shit. How can he be the way he is? I also think that like here's something to do with that.

Kushner was actually a Democrat for the entire life. I mean, they grew up in that part of Jersey where he grew up, which is right next to Munsee. know and like and those you know that those I mean that they're Democrats so

his policies actually what what Kushner believes besides the fact that he is like a raging capitalist you know other than that I mean their views align pretty closely to ours the front left so he doesn't like his issues I have with him is an opportunist that's my issue with him it's pretty gross kind of

person to be but Stephen Miller is much worse because even though actually is an ideal holds policy he's a real believer you know he's a real believer he's dangerous and Stephen Miller has a lot more power in the White House than Jared Kushner he's a Nazi he is a Nazi from Santa Monica

Nazi from Santa Monica and he's Jewish and he's yeah right they should and is anyone spoken to that's a shawnda that's a real shawnda shawnda I fucked that I know to find shawnda for those who don't know a shame it's a shame shame and you know shame when it comes to sex is a terrible thing oh

yeah and we shouldn't feel shame about our sexuality but when we hurt people and when we put children in cages and when we shoot at refugees coming over families and and and when we just hurt people then it's a shawnda it's a shame and we should be ashamed and yeah this guy the Trump is individual one you know

and his tiny little pee pee he should be ashamed and and somehow I don't know everybody does everybody does he's panicking right now I think he's gonna be the first president to go to jail wouldn't that be from your from your mouth to God's ears yeah I don't believe in God

but I get what you're saying you know it does seem as though something is happening as though the Mueller miracle might might occur you know it certainly is encouraging us libtards out here you know I don't want to I don't want to like you know be a party pooper as usual but I think like let's not forget that

there is a possibility that Mueller could release his report before the new house comes in in which case a lot of it will do not much I'm just saying it's like it's possible because he's like a lot there's a lot happening this week so he doesn't have that many carts to play left you know he's moving through shit pretty

quickly so especially in the last week so he could on Monday he could just release the report and then the Republican House would bury it and the Republican Senate would obviously mean we'd never get wouldn't get them until we go to impeachment but you know they could bury it I'm just saying it's

possible I have a very like we've been surprised the last two years over and over and over again I don't put anything past him I don't I do not have I do not share the liberals rosy view of how things are gonna work out I think it's nice to have him in jail I'm trying to get realism you know

surrealism going here also like based on the record you know we gotta gotta have the record of nationalists the record of nationalists get defeated yes but I'm saying they fuck up but I'm talking about the past two years I'm talking about the past two years we keep saying like oh no he's not gonna know he won't win no he

won't this and he just doesn't give a fuck yeah but but there is doing it there is a deep government that does give a fuck right and so far a deep one has a huge interest way larger than his maybe maybe eight billion dollars maybe that's max yeah I'm just saying like I'm just saying like it's possible it's

possible things are possible you know I hope it won't happen I hope it doesn't come out until the until until we take until the new house comes into session and and hopefully there's some good shit in that report hopefully there's some juicy fucking shit that you can really get them on juicy you know something so

bad the stuff the stuff in that report needs to be so good that even a Republican Senate would convict him that's the only way he's going anywhere how juicy how juicy I don't know I think the Republicans are becoming much more docile since we won the house not yet I have we haven't seen only they they're

all upset about this because shogi thing and these are Republicans yeah and this could this wouldn't have been a year ago right I don't think I was whatever you were saying yeah right there's some resistance within the Republican Party they're all assholes this guy's a nationalist anyway he's not a

Republican Miller no I'm talking about I almost call the individual one yeah you know he's he might just be at the end of some of our ropes and I don't know I just have to hope and well they did they did they did convict that guy on Charlottesville of murder yes they did and he said oh he was afraid for his

life yes they nailed his that phrase yes there are many fronts in our war against fascism nationalism mass murder ecocide oligarchy you know the greedy 1% I mean there's so many wars and Trump is only one front brothers and sisters lovers and yeah but he's a front is a important one but it is important that that we we win and

we move forward on other fronts and we especially have to move forward environmentally and in each of our own lives because you know you can only it all starts within change yourself right within and without you you know outside of you inside you outside you in your everyday life in your interactions with

people trying to you know communicate as best we can because whatever happens we are just just rolling children of sex dad we are children of sex we gotta get back to that you know I think I think one thing that was lacking from my my dear colleague in bonobo love Ashley Judd's talk about bonobos well she said the

reason I'm showing this card is she said that she sends out a Christmas card with bonobos and so do I every year and yeah these are my all my bonobo Christmas cards but and she's a Christian I'm a Jew but I send out Christmas cards you know what it what does that mean it all is kind of just words in a way we're trying

to say peace on earth pleasure for all yes and and I wish she could have talked about how not only do bonobos up empower the females which is very important and which the me too generation you know exemplifies but they make sure the males are okay yeah yeah because we like

males gotta be okay penises matter yes right and I just I am so supportive of me too but I just wish that we could open up that me too what's next would be an understanding of men and what we do with these guys yeah you know so that we don't have in cells so that we don't have angry manno spheres so that we don't

have mass murders or at least not so many you know and and and woman haters and and and guys who who don't feel comfortable with their manhood and their in cells and proud boys yeah proud boys and older men who exploit young women absolutely yeah that's a big one that's a big one and we are getting them the

me too movement is is getting them I think I can leave a lot of these in a lot of but they're not getting the men who aren't doing this stuff and who are wondering what do I do exactly how do I communicate and the men who do that stuff the powerful men who do that stuff are former boys who looked up at people who were

able to do that and they thought that the only way they could ever get sex is if I have power and some of them and and then what happens these weak bullied kids is that they got power and they took it because they knew they never knew another way of getting sex there is another way so there is another way and

that is the bonobo way in my opinion I mean maybe there's some other ways but I kind of think that you know like we're talking about religion and I am a child of you know modern religion I guess you know conservative Judaism sort of suburban variety of half-assed belief without really believing but but yeah

doing rituals and gathering together and that warmth you get is very important even if you don't have the orgy I decided later in life better to have the orgy I like the orgy you're still young thank you well at least you're in a environment where you can I've been I've been drinking beer while observing a

woman having Hanukkah candles dripped I've been like I've been like within the vicinity when there is like orgy adjacent and what if you walk past it or well to me that I didn't even notice it I live here you know I don't even notice it like that happens that is to me an important aspect of the orgy the orgy

is not all about the people that are fucking you know fucking is just like the kernel like them the I had a nucleus but there's the whole atom there's the whole exploding you know electrons and all the different parts I just never heard anyone describe orgy that way and you know that's the secret like Dr. Wilhelm

Reich who was tortured by Nazis and Americans would have been jailed whom Wilhelm Reich you know Wilhelm I studied him yes studied him I have not studied him he's one of my peers orgasm orgasm king or a doctor of orgasms more than that but I need to research this person who Dr. Wilhelm Reich and he died in prison he

was if he's like what about Jewish to what happened to Magnus Hirschfeld didn't take right well the Magnus almost they they tortured him when you see the pictures of the Nazis burning books they're burning usually Magnus Hirschfeld books and they burned his books he had the Magnus

Hirschfeld school and and the Institute and it was during the Weimar period Weimar Berlin and we have a video about that check it out we had a great video before Weimar love right so so Magnus he ran away you know he got out they didn't put him in a concentration camp although they put some of his friends

and colleagues and he went to the south of France with the ADD and he lost everything and he died in about two years I think it was like hey I would like going to south France but I guess he just was depressed you know it just all it you know the Weimar period it was it was so full of exploration and

wildness and and then there were these Nazis kind of lurking around and everybody laughed at them like clowns they didn't take them seriously they just thought oh you know they're just silly and they made fun of them at the cabarets and and they drink my mic and then suddenly they took over it was

pretty sudden if you were a person like me drinking and smoking and not paying attention I think I'm too high I'm gonna have a smoke okay we usually out of it don't but you know you can smoke here it's part of the you know I like the way you're tripping around yeah yeah I don't like the cigarettes and that's okay

Mars got seniority yeah let him smoke in here in front of Christmas tree right no okay he's gonna leave your dog another beer I'll be back okay okay he'll be like her all right we'll talk about him while he's okay or we'll do some hot wax all right so how much time do we have you have a hard 11 11 I love the

number 11 that's a sexy number okay well you know I feel funny that there's no more candles we gotta light some yeah we should light some I think even though these are not gonna be so let's see so we're gonna light the somehow we have all yellow candles this blue monkey like he's adorable that is a monkey because

he has a tail but no bows don't have tails you know that's one way you know sir they also have kind of big brains like humans okay so now we have this kind of yellow it's not a great color or hot wax color should we do red or green should we do green green for an interesting that would be interesting right that one show

green I think we're gonna do and leave that there and yeah we're totally now not who's getting the wax on them this time ritual well who would like you me oh wow okay really well I mean I mean if you know I it's up to you I don't want to I you know I'm okay with it now this one is not burning okay there we go ah would

you like a little green with your pink pink yeah okay where's her microphone say it again no okay take his steel losers he left okay I will take a little green take a little green on me okay here she is Tuesday Connor poet and repeat she said something about her voice being gone although I hear your voice oh right

after this we're gonna have ecore the wolf so good okay here we go and move your hair yeah okay and whoa wow yes and let the green okay let me get up here let me get higher one thing is it's hard to manipulate yourself when you're wearing a tolus okay you have eight minutes gotcha just gonna do this for a minute

wax candles don't be sure just regular household cheap candle yeah oh you're so beautiful why why oh right okay I see yep that's a nice color combination yeah oh nice would anyone else well you're welcome to say thank you thank you oh thank you very much Bavakasha is Hebrew so yeah so would you like since you still

have that yeah I do where would you like to put it actually come over here so lean up against the big banana yeah would you like to get it well you tell me where would you like to receive it boobs or ass ass okay and yeah you can squirt okay oh look at her she's totally where's the towels okay where's the towels can I

have a towel here we go we're gonna have a towel loser you're missing this okay so okay so first we're going to squirt well first we're gonna have some hot wax okay who has the microphone I can hear her squeals well someone here hold so here's the thing I don't know how you're gonna be able to make me squirt

with hot wax I'm not I'm gonna make you squirt in another way how would you like to squirt I need my water can you give me my water wet my whistle I'll get you wet you know like if you just like tap me I could probably squirt let me get my rings off falling off anyway yeah yeah oh she's squirting everywhere do you see it

from over there I don't know she doesn't squirt like gorgeous you're gonna do it yes okay let's let's see your finger it's kinky okay doctor Susie has the touch yeah can I have more water please yes yes squirting squirting yes beautiful oh my gosh fire and water fire and holy water that's holy yes brothers and sisters

lovers and sinners we are witnessing a miracle a natural human female miracle and you know we could all do it but we don't all do it that's one of the reasons it's a miracle and we thank Juicy Jenny Juicy Jenny yeah thank you guys and honestly I feel like very open on the show you and with you you tell us the very safe space

how many minutes thank you thank you doctor Susie I was gonna spit on your pussy oh okay I swallowed it I'll do it later okay so now let's somebody could move the central occasion that the table so ecore can do the song unless you're gonna sing sitting you want to come here and do we are one you know it's not so much a

dancing night yeah it's more than a kind of religious evening except I still want to take your shirt off well Juicy Jenny's nipples are showing so maybe so let's help him let's help help help your my system we have help take his shirt off beautiful yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy movement

All right, was that a good map? Happy holidays to everybody out there. Shout out to Bonobo Village. Happy holidays.

Always. A lot of beautiful sexy ladies. Holidays the Bonobo way. Sexy beauty.

Jenny's sexy too. You're sexy with that. I see you. Hey, baby.

You want to feel a little hot wax? Oh. Good choice. Oh.

Oh. The reaction is beautiful. All right. That just stimulates you.

And now you're going to sing for us. And I saw. We are one. You know what?

It was sent earlier. You're almost sending to the fake. You know what? Yes.

Wow. Give us something that good boy made. It's that holiday feeling. It's that holiday feeling.

Because we are one. We are the human race. We are only one race. Yes, indeed.

The human race. We are one. We are the human race. Yes.

I want, I want to walk. This is my DJ turn. No, no. I want no ball.

Yeah. All right. I walk and eat the pop and dish. I can be grimy and greasy.

Real easy, believe me? That's enough. Been on the blocks, trapping the spots, evading the cops.

Until I got the pop. My handcuffs is in my wrist. I sit down to me to think about it while I'm in there thinking

I got shit to finish. Earth needs me. Heads hot. And I won't stop giving the props.

Throwin' a piece to showin' my love And all the above, that's what I'm all about Now let it work, shout, I love y'all Now let it trickle down, let it fall Like the season good, peeps don't need reason to be nice That's what I'm so used to, cold as ice And now I think twice I got your six

And take six small steps to have your 12 Mama, Daddy, Elders raise me well With integrity, which there too, my humanity Is gonna take the man in me, who conquers this insanity? Two pot, yes, we are one, throw the ones up y'all out there watchin'

You and I, yes, together, in a twine, together We storm the weather, we are one, we are one, we are one I know sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm Infinite, thunder and lightning, bunch of you striking, keep fighting

Sticking and moving, showin' improvement just with a little piece I can go a long way, so if it's here to help Paid the wait for more peace, we already got war In our own streets, from here to the middle, me send them

Rob them down for the cause, then have my call of humanity Is gonna take the man in me, who conquers this insanity? Two pot, rest in peace, wrap the belly of the beast What a Detroit state of mind, Elzah, I ain't shocked

Cause I got love to spread, if love is my butter Then earth is my bread, let's eatin' peace Like kings and queens, we peace and sing, can we? Or just live alone, all my peace

Rock me king, God, Martin Luther, I'm still pushin' the dream Cause we are, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what Oh, what, what, what, what, what, what? Doing I, Sherry Rose, together

Tick tock, together, together as well And the twi, yes, together, together Together, we are one dot black We are one, we are one, we are one

Think we're the one I guess I won't, see the peace that I need until I Reach the streets of the GOD Until then, I'm going in, swimmin'

P-O-F, yep, I'm that guy, I swim by, I said hi, and then left, water bubbles The road is in trouble, so barred, tipped to give him a double Glass of integrity, mixed with a shot of humanity The ultimate boy, the main girl, ultimately for the second man

Kind, we need it in the twilight, racial shine Elevated our minds, like we can hit the finest lines Cush, lungs pushed, low to the world, reach to a man Warm and touch it, boy, touch it, girl, but with no sand, dust and stress

You don't want the state, peeing big up to peeing state Don't let one man's hate to that school's fate I think that school's great, so go kids, educate, graduate Demonstrate that we are one, one, that's all it is

One, two, one, one, one, one, yes Together makes one, in the twilight Together, we storm the weather together We are one, we are one, we are one, together

Together, equaler the wolf Live from Bonoboville Equer the wolf in the womb Equer the wolf howling

We are Bonoboville We are one, we sure are, all the religions Which are, you know, nonsense or truth Depending, you know

I mean, they all lead to something, they all positive Fake news or the absolute meaning of life And they all have their positive And they all have their ways of being misused

Yes indeed, they do They do, watch out for that This is how you walk your path That's, what do you mean, my candle

Yes, yeah, so we're gonna go And I guess we're gonna say thank you, Sherry Wonderful to be here Sherry Rose

And you have a book coming out Next year, yeah Next year, a beautiful book Yes, about your life as an artist and as a revolutionary

Yeah, you want to be revolutionary You are revolutionary, you're all, you made it That's the very end Yeah, but you still want to be and that keeps you young

Yeah, and thank you, Ikkor Yes And thank you, Juicy Jenny Thank you, Juicy Jenny

And thank you Blossom out there I hope you're getting better And thank you, Tuesday Conner Thank you, Dr. Blossom

Oh, thank you, Dr. Blossom And always, thank you Thank you, loser, wherever you are All right, bye, loser Tversky

And thank you out there, whatever you celebrate And oh, I'm not gonna say any words about George H.W. Bush Except that he was a war monger And I am gonna say rest in peace, John Lennon

His birthday today Yeah, it's his death day And I don't know, something's still running? Can I still kind of wind up?

Nothing's running Nothing, why is the camera focused on me? Because you're beautiful baby Oh, is that why?

There was, exactly Well, then I'm just gonna say to the camera that's looking at me, be good, be happy Make like bonobos, not baboons Make love, not war

Make love to someone you love tonight Remember, it's a mitzvah Okay, that means a good deed to make love To someone you love tonight

Even if that someone is you I love you Marshal Todd Yes, that's the man kind of guy

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