Eros Day X: The 3 Graces

Full transcript of Eros Day X: The 3 Graces on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

Oh, wonderful. Happy Eros Day. Does anybody not like a snake? Everyone loves a snake? Oh, right. Yes.

Is it going to be a snake behavior? Okay, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, I thrilled to be graced now by the three gracious trio of goddesses

that have come to join me in my bed, which has just been graced by the god and goddess of love, Eros and Venus themselves. And of course, these goddesses have,

have lift of Venus's teat. And the first of my three graces joining me for Eros Day are Obama orgy,

where we're having a ball, baby. Here at the speakeasy is sister Jessica James. Hello, hello, hello, guys. Yeah, Jessica.

Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you for having me. You look beautiful. Thank you.

You have such eyes. Thank you. Such incredible eyes. I could just drown in your eyes.

Close up, please. So do you feel like we are entering a new era, sister Jessica? What do you think is going on?

A couple of dildos in the boas, guys. Yeah. And beautiful man, naked with wings. It does smell right.

Yeah, right. A couple of clown wings. Yeah, clowns, too. We like clowns.

Welcome all. Right behind you, brother. Clowns, corn stars, professors, singers, swingers. We're going to be serenaded by an angel later tonight.

So we are in the great company also. Yes, we are. Miss, not to skip you. No, we're not skipping you.

Basically because you've been here all night, but this is Venus. Miss Regan Reese. Regan Reese.

Brothers and sisters, let's hear in a women. Here in a women. And in a man. A woman.

Regan is the beautiful star of our porn and choral Bacchanal, which actually has just been released. I can't wait to see it. Yeah, you haven't even seen it yet.

No, it's amazing. I remember it, though. It was intense. Bible story.

Yeah. Regan plays Esther. She's a beauty contest winner who saves her people from genocide with the power of sexual seduction.

Right. And now you are one of the three graces at Arrow's Day. And how do you feel this Arrow's Day, beautiful Regan? I think you make your time here at Arrow's Day.

I love it. Yes? Yeah. Oh, good.

Yeah? And how do you feel about, like, the era? What do you think is going on? Is something different going on?

Is there change? I think it's going to be a great year and a great couple of years, a great decade. Something good is going to happen.

What are your plans? To have a lot of sex. Have a lot of sex! Can I hear an A woman?

Really great. If you showed your tits, I'd call you my assistant. We can make that work. Yeah.

Absolutely. Should I show my tits? Yeah. All right.

Dr. Susan, can you help me out, please? I could. I could. Can you hold my snake?

Okay. Okay. And can we just kind of have a little humming? Da-na-da.

Da-na-da. Da-na-da. Boy, he really hooked this up good. I have no...

No, no, no. Here's the thing. You pull this arm down. Okay.

Just... Mmm. Da-na-da. Add music and pose.

Okay. Oh, beautiful. Mm-hmm. Lovely.

She is a goddess. This is Jessica James. Love in the Obama Administration. How perfect for our event tonight.

I am waiting, I am waiting, waiting, waiting to hear that, you know, a little birdie, you know, told me, a little angel told me that it's very possible we may have a home birth of a new boy in the White House. A baby boy.

Really? Oh, my God. This is such a sexual administration. I love this.

I think this is the first time in a long time we've had a baby boy. A couple that we know for a fact are fucking each other. Yeah, they are. In the White House.

Yeah, it's very simple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo! It's the way they look at each other, the way they touch each other, the way they kiss,

the way they dance. You know for a fact that there's not going to be any in turn fucking with cigars going on. This man loves his wife.

He loves fucking his wife. And you know for... I know that there's going to be a... A lot of things to explore.

He really put the ball in the ball. He did. The way she looked at him that when he was being sworn in, I was thinking to myself when they get back to the White House after the ball...

Yeah. Or in between the ball. Or in between the ball. I was like, she's going to look at him and say, Mr. President, would you like it in

the Lincoln bedroom tonight? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a very sexy, sexy administration.

It's almost like an oxymoron, sexy administration. But it is. But it is. It is.

We're not used to it. The French, they know how to have sexy administration. Well, actually we did use... The French president married a model that's just absolutely gorgeous

and she was a nude model, I believe. Yeah. They know how we got gorgeousness in the White House. And by the way, Obama already has a son.

Okay. Yeah, he has arrows. Obama has arrows. Arrows, take a bow.

On glomerose, please stand up. Take a bow. Take a bow. Glomerose.

Glomerose. Show us your wings. Show us your wings. We cut his hair today.

He had hair out of here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Aerial. Look at aerial.

You walked in front of us, girl. Of course. You are graces. You are goddesses.

And I was wondering if you would allow any particular lucky male Appalachian out there to worship you in any way. Maybe just eat or maybe something else. I have it.

I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it.

I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it.

I have it. All right. Harris. Harris actually put Asian grease was the judge of the graces

of well. He was the judge of aphrodite, and Athena and Hera. All right. Thank you.

Okay. Okay. But yeah, it's an ancient door. So, Karis is going to start his little contest, which of course we know is a four-bump conclusion,

and Venus wins, but anyway, we're going to do it in a more kind of organic way. First of all, you're going to stand up, show us your wings, because you are an angel, and take off your blindfold, and strip it down. That's the view.

Oh yes, that's the look. Oh yes, that's the look. Okay, show us your planetoid. Very nice.

And now, this is the time of year when the planetoid arrow is supposed to move. What's a planetoid? A planetoid is larger than an asteroid, but smaller than a planet. No rings, unless you put one on.

And the planetoid arrows is shaped like, well, the astronomers say it's shaped like a banana, because they don't like to save Venus, but it is shaped like a dick. And that's why I say show us your planetoid, right? You got it?

Okay, give her an A and an M. Give her an A and an M. Show her new knees and worship these goddesses' feet now. Have you ever had an angel with wings on, worshiping your feet?

Never with wings, never with wings. They've always had horns, so this is the first for me. Are you really a foot fetishist? Yup.

Yup, I like that answer. That was such a sincere, unrehearsed answer. That's beautiful. This is beautiful, guys.

It is beautiful. I think there is something to the whole arrows and feet. I'm not sure what that is, though, but keep going, keep going. Yeah, please don't stop.

Is this your favorite kind of foot? Most definitely. Right, okay. And do you like to worship it with the shoe on?

You can lose the shoe. You can lose the shoe, right. She has a shoe on the other foot. Oh, we have competition from different feet.

I love that. Have you ever done a foot orgy? Okay, whatever happens later tonight, we are now having a foot orgy. How's it taste?

How's it going? Different flavors, too. We got chocolate, vanilla, strawberry. All the flavors of our America.

All the flavors of America. And so somebody has to hold this. Venus. Okay, I'll hold it.

What's going on, girl? You just tell me. What's going on, Venus? Talk to Jess, please.

Talk to Jess, please. I got to get a shoe orgy right in front of me. Thank you. So why don't you join the action?

Put your foot up there. Put your foot right in front of me. Yeah, we're all going to join the action now, if we want. I mean, of course, my feet are a little sweaty.

Arrow's been on the boss. She's the boss. That was awesome. How are you?

Regan, you're so quiet over there. I think everybody's a little bit slide-tracked by Mr. Man over here. Oh, Susan. Wait, let me put my clothes right out there.

There you go. There you go. Oh, girl. That's amazing.

You're getting so spoiled right now in half a second. Put your feet in the eye while you suck on my clothes and teach me the ways of foot love. Yes.

Foot love is where we start. The butt brought the toes to the nose. Beautiful and hearty. Why do we love to have our feet worshiped, ladies?

Why do we love it so much? A cinnamon would like to speak. Foot worship is very special because the feet are not as... They're more sensitive than any other appendage on the body.

The nerves in the feet are not as exposed as the hands, and therefore they're more sensitive. So when you are having your feet worshiped, the sensation goes from your feet directly up your legs and into your crotch.

Now, Aeros, are you in Paris? Get down. Get down. Get down.

Get down because of the camera. You have to get down. Look at Paris's planetoid. Planetoid.

Yay. The planetoid has come to Earth. Yes. The planetoid has visited us.

It's gamma rays. I love these Obama masks everywhere. I feel like it's here. You are here with us at our ball.

Thank you for coming to our ball, Obama. Yeah. Yes. And we begin with the feet.

Aeros is worshiping the feet. The feet are the slaves of the body. We walk on them all day. We torture them in high heels.

Yeah. We hike in them. We stomp on them. We jump on them.

We mistreat them and abuse them every single day. And so when the feet are treated like goddesses, like precious, precious little creatures, like little, little, little piggy things.

Piggy things. Piggy. It's little piggies right here. Piggy.

Oh, that is such a beautiful thing. Look at the winged naked men worshiping feet. What is this? Winged.

Winged. It's a winged. It's a beautiful name. Winged.

Who likes them? The winged naked men are worshiping the beautiful feet of the ladies. Because the love begins now.

The love begins now. The love begins. The love begins. How are you doing?

I mean, how would you rate him? At a scale of 1-10, I'd say he's at a 10 right about now. He's working his weights at 11. Yeah.

He's taking the whole journey. He's very passionate. Uh-huh. And what about it?

Can you describe what he's doing that he's doing well? He is licking along my bridge right below my toes. Oh, yeah. Gently going in between every single toe.

So he's nibbling as he licks going down the soles of my wrinkled feet and back up to my toes. He's going down to the arch. We're glad to join his rising brothers and sisters.

Letters and sinners. We give you this information from a closed spring. Perhaps a camera could go down into the depths of the universe. Oh, my God.

You can witness. This is a mixed show. Some of this show, by the way, goes out on television and is edited for television. And that means we'll move the platypsoids.

Yeah. But some of it goes on the website. Can I get out my website? Yes.

You should know my website. You go there and you can see all the planet stories. And everything. Absolutely everything.

You have such an array of things to offer. And that's why I love coming on your show. The last time I was on was when? You were on in summer.

We had such an amazing time. Playing up here in the bed. Playing up here in the bed. And playing with all your toys.

So what toy would you like to play with tonight? What toy would I like to play with tonight? Oh, God. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Something that stimulates this thing. Yes. It's such a big bed.

You know, the pocket block. Okay. Okay. Where is my basket?

Where is my basket of pocket rockets? Oh, there is the basket. Pocket rockets. Pocket rockets.

Not paper. That is what we do in the new era. We have no more pocket rockets. This thing has been just muted.

This pocket rocket back there. Believe me. My store of secret pocket rockets. You have to have a private stash.

A private stash. A really good shins. Hold that stash. Put that away.

There we have it. And you know who else I know loves this? It's my girlfriend, Reagan. Over here, that's going to pass.

Let's have another pocket rocket. I'm going to try to wake her up. We are going to commute with our pocket rockets. Yes.

Because we start with the foot, and then we go to my brain. Here, I'll leave that to you. These are the secrets of Venus. Isn't that right, God?

That is correct. What is correct? What you just said. Whatever you say, doctor.

I said, we start with the feet. Get your head down. With the feet. With the feet.

And we go on to the more central parts of the body. Okay. And so, we have learned from our television masters that the wings, though they are a reminder of your divinity,

and we expect you to wear them when you get up, you must take off now. You must stop your wings and become human for the foot licking ceremony.

Because the wings are getting in the way of the ladies. So, we got to take off the wings temporarily. Keep your wings to your body. Nobody takes these guys' wings.

Okay. Yeah. There we go. There you go.

Okay. I know. When you say take off your wings, the plan is for you to go back to life. You do have an amazing foot licker.

I think I'm going to go soul to soul with you. There we go. Try it. Yeah, he is good.

You know, here's the secret. My foot isn't Obama's. The secret of wonderful foot licking is a very, very wet mouth. Lubrication.

Lubrication. Okay, babies. Yeah. So, let's talk about lubrication.

Yes. Don't stop sucking. Oh, yeah. Right between the toes is very important.

It's really, oh, I feel the vibrations. The vibrations are strong. I feel vibrations in the bed. I would like a pocket rocket.

I think I need to vibrate with the girls. Okay. This is yours. We need another pocket rocket now for Jessica.

Oh, yeah. You know what this part of the anatomy is called? This is called the Delta of Venus. Is it not?

Yes, Delta. What's your pocket rocket? Delta of Venus. Where is the Delta of Venus, brothers and sisters?

Down there. That's what we know. It's down there. And when you, you know like you have certain pressure points on the

bottoms of your toes. You also have pleasure points that are directed at you. Connected to my clip. Mine as well.

Yours as well. Right. That's what the orgy is. Even if you don't have sex with each other, that it's about

feeling the ecstasy that runs between us. Runs between us. Whether you touch or you just feel the vibration of another person vibrating near you.

Am I talking poppycock? No, you're good. We understand. There's a poppycock right there.

It's vibrating going on in the bed. A lot of vibrating going on in the bed. All right. Oh, yes.

Yes. Whose head? Okay. All right.

We are very transparent. So you have to get, here's what I want you to do. I want you to lie down on the floor. Yes.

And we are going, yes. On your back. On your back. Right?

He wants you out of the shot. But I am thinking of something because I am so fucking creative. Okay. I am.

Right, Venus? I am inspired by Venus. Let me hear that from Venus. Venus, you are so creative.

All right. Thank you, Venus. Okay. Now you are down and now you are worshiping toes from the

prone position. And now you are no longer in the shot. Is that good? Directory.

Very good. Right? Nice idea. Do I get an epic for that or what?

All right. So now who is getting, oh, and cinnamon gets the benefits here. Cinnamon is getting it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How do you feel about the high heel on your cock? Well, maybe not.

Just jet this toes. Just toes on the cock. Oh my God. Look at that.

The mama's born. Bless your orgy. Oh, yeah. I got to go back to the vibrator.

How are you doing? I'm coming up right here. It's getting. Oh, yeah.

Look at that. Beautiful. It's like a polar stick. It's like a polo stick.

Yeah. We're fanning it. Yeah, we're fanning it. And then he hasn't been able to trip it.

Yeah. I don't know. I think we need to put a microphone down by him and ask if he's ever had this experience before or what.

Have you ever been a part of a swim orgy before? Swim. Swim. Swim.

Swim. Swim. Swim. Swim.

Swim. Swim. We love you, New Era. Freedom is on the rise.

And soon all of the prisoners who are held unjustly in prisons like Guantanamo and Delano will be freed. And Los Angeles.

Soon they will be freed. So many are held unjustly on drug charges and porn charges and failures to appear and we will free them we will free the

slaves we will free the prisoners and we will free Max brothers and sisters. Now right here we have someone that ran for president. It might as well be. Okay, where should we put him?

I'll put him right in the middle of all the girls. Right in the middle of all the girls. Let's get there. Excuse me, put him in. Okay, now I'm gonna move right over here now.

Alright, brothers and sisters. Yeah, I literally didn't run for president as she was a clown. She was a clown. She was a clown. Dick shoes.

Smiddle rub paper. They sent me back a letter. Dear sir, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Literally, I have a letter.

Yeah, well that sounds somewhat appropriate. But you did run. Oh, I did run. And you were a right-hand candidate?

No, actually, right-hand candidate. As an independent, what is your party? Uh, I'm gonna have the born party. The born party.

The born party. Look at our party. Well, me, I'm the blunt party. So, unfortunately, it seems that,

I guess, one clown essentially is another one. Yeah. Goodbye, Mr. Bush. Well, you know, I mean, one thing Obama does

is he reaches out to his competitors. He does that. I mean, Hillary is Secretary of State. So, what do you think he's gonna get the most? Secretary of Court.

Secretary of Court, how about that? I mean, you would take that. No, I'd love to be Secretary of Treasury. So, I can get that five million Alabama

for more industry. No, I just want to get the born business back to where it was. Yeah. I think he's gonna give you a present.

I highly doubt it. Can you give that to somebody else? We have to give it to anybody. Secretary of Court.

Once I got that letter, I pretty much turned myself into a politician. Oh, don't be grumpy. Join the New Era.

I, myself, am willing to be, like, I don't know, Secretary of Sex, okay? Okay, something like, you know, something grand. Like, that's important.

Because I actually ran for Vice President. My president, Frank Moore. Frank Moore really is an incredible human being. And he ran for President.

And we're a right-in candidacy. We did make a difference. But, you know, as soon as we lost, I fell in love with Obama.

Because he was my second choice, aside from myself. Because I really did want to live in one liberty place. I was running for Vice President.

But, you know, we'll let that New Jersey guy have it. I have a confession to make. You have what? I have a confession.

So, a couple years ago when Obama's first started running, I was going to see him speak here in LA. And my boyfriend at the time, when he found that I was going, he said,

you better not fuck that man. He actually has a chance at being our president. And if you fuck him, you're gonna fuck it up. So you better not fuck him.

You would have otherwise. Hell, yeah. Have you seen him? Right. Oh, no. He's very sexy. He is. I mean, running down through the water

and the bathing suit and stuff. Oh, my God. That's my confession. I feel partly responsible because I was good.

You were good. I was good. I did not have sex with that man. Right.

Bill, did you have sex with that woman? That's a hairy leg that you're rubbing. Thank you. I don't do that kind of part. Sorry.

So, Brother Dick. Brother Dick. Brother Dick, it is your turn. It is your opportunity to stand before the people

with your planetoid ready to emit gamma rays upon we the people. You want me to hold Evie? I'm gonna hold Evie for a second.

Here's two. I have two pens. Two. Two pens. All the graces are helping you to reveal yourself. Oh, Clown God.

The great Clown God, Dick. Yes. It's like a Pandora's box. It's Pandora's box here. There's the box.

Okay. On one side we have the planetoid. On the other side, the planet Uranus. Absolutely fabulous. And my God, my Dino.

Dino Bravo, come here. Have a seat on the Yale pillow. That's Bush's alma mater, I know. The only thing I hold against Obama is he went to Harvard.

What? That sucks so bad. Hi, Dino. That's okay. You can have a nice feeling. Give him a microphone.

Forget your troubles and just get happy. Are you feeling that way in this era? Since Tuesday. This is our era.

The peace through pleasure era. Tell me how you feel, Brother Dino. Peace and diplomacy. Well, I'm happier than a rooster in a hen house that bushes out

and all of his cronies. We can only go up from here. That sounds like you're talking about cock. Yeah.

All right. All right. That sounds like you're talking about the planetoid arrows, Brother. I'm just saying that, you know, I mean, we can only go up from here.

It's, you know, we kind of got out. Yeah, we kind of sunk pretty low with those torture chambers. Those non-consensual torture chambers. Like the fire.

Now, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we've got some consensual torture devices brought to us by Broken Door that are all around us.

But the non-consensual torture chambers, at least a couple of them, are going to be shut down now. We're not going to do any waterboarding here, are we?

We say hallelujah. No waterboarding. Except you're in the shower, you know, maybe. That's right.

All right, good. All right. We need to legalize marijuana. Okay, that's what the clown said.

Yeah. What about the brothels in Nevada? They're going to legalize every county in Nevada. Did you see that?

Well, that sounds good. Let's do it. Let's legalize. Consensual sexuality. Absolutely.

I agree. Hercules is here. Chocolate Hercules. Thank you for blessing us, Brother Hercules.

Do some labors now. Brother Hercules that I met many, many years ago when he was a performer in the porn industry. Hercules?

Yes. Oh, really? Many years ago, like in 90... 90...

Look at those muscles here. Come over and bring those muscles over here. Jesus. I mean...

Who would be being a gangster? Oh. A real gangster. And herk.

Hey there, herk. How you doing? I'm doing good. So, happy Arrow's Day.

Thank you. Thank you. Happy Obama Orgy. Thank you. Thank you.

And, Ashley, I'm happy to be here and be free. Be free? Be free. Yes, absolutely.

Did you feel imprisoned in the old era? Well, Ashley, I was in prison. You were? Brother, tell us.

Literally, I just got out the feds. I did eight and a half years. Oh, brother, it's so good you're out. You're not like a serial killer, right?

No, no, no. I was a bank robber. Oh, a bank robber. Okay, okay.

I had to go get the money. I got to get the money. Not that we approve of bank robbing, brothers and sisters. I don't advocate it, you know.

But, you know, we can cozy up to bank robbers. Not like they're serial killers. I'm a good dude. Yeah, you know.

I mean, as long as the banks are insured, right? You were just trying to free the presidents from their chambers of... That's all. Okay.

Now, what's a beautiful, muscly guy like you? What did you do as a bank robber? What was your role? Basically, to tell you to get the fuck down.

Really? Get the fuck down and break yourself. Really? Oh, shit, man.

But I mean... You ain't going to study war no more, right? No, I'm about peace. Okay, really?

Like, shoot the gun between your legs. You know what? My new philosophy is pop your cock, not your pistol. Pop your cock, not your pistol.

Okay, so, brother Hercules. Yeah. Thank you, brother Hercules. Now you have joined the fold of the horny.

You are no longer on the side of war. You are on the side of love now. Because it is kind of war-like to, you know, like... I mean, you must have said stick them up unless you just used your planetoid.

How did you... What did you use? Well, I actually used something a little more intense than a planetoid. But I'd rather use my planetoid.

My planetoid needs loving. All right. It needs loving. All right.

All these beautiful women. Oh, we got so many beautiful women. Okay, so, like, we're glad. We're happy.

Thank you. We... You know, like, if you are a sinner, then bring yourself here. Heal yourself.

Yes, sister Deborah is a sinner, of course. Yes, we have many instruments of torture to beat your sins out of you tonight. And we are going to do that in a fun way. Sponsored by the Broken Door LA.

Hercules, you are also kind of a connoisseur of the dominance and submission thing, huh? Yes, very much so. I've always been an alpha male. An alpha male?

Mmm. Right. Wow, no wonder you're crazy thinking you're going to rob a bank and get away with it. Trying to get paid and make a little money.

That's all. Yeah. So, Hercules, show us your muscles and your planetoid and your awesomeness. Awesomeness.

Let's hear it for awesomeness from Hercules. So, will your planetoid be reappearing in pornos soon? I'll be making my return. I've been out now about 90 days, so I'm really fresh out.

Oh, wow. So, you're in need of an orgy for Obama. Definitely. I got to catch up.

I've got nine years of fucking to catch up on. I feel, I feel for the woman that gets you first. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, you get him?

Here he is. Is he here tonight? He's here, here, here he is. This is, you know, I was thinking of you as kind of tonight.

I mean, you're almost too, too built to be Arrows. Arrows is kind of like this skinnier guy. Arrows, I heard Arrows did push-ups though. Didn't he?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But I mean, I see you as the king of the gods. Okay.

As Jupiter tonight. Stand up, Jupiter. Take a bow. Jupiter.

I have got to take a break. Don't put your clothes off. Okay. Okay.

We're going to have some drinks now. We're going to be back with pole dancer. We're going to get up on the stripper pole. And maybe Sarah Palin will do a strip tease.

You never know. Woo! You're among the enemies, Sarah. Watch out!