Eros Day X: Ariel

Full transcript of Eros Day X: Ariel on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You are inspiring me. Would you like to learn how to dance on a stripper pole? Please gather round. We're going to learn a little stripper pole dancing.

Or maybe we already know how to stripper pole dance. Ariel, sister Ariel, have you ever stripper pole dance? No. Would you like to learn?

Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an amen? Master Dean, you have a slave you could put in this cage here. We're teaching us, the brothers and sisters of the congregation of Dr. Suzy Speakeasy

in the civil of downtown LA. Would everyone like to see Ariel learn? Teach us how to stripper pole dance. Teach us how to stripper on the pole dance.

Because this is a holiday of poles and planetoids. Arrowscares. I mean, let's learn how to slither up our planetoids. Urban fertility dancing.

Urban fertility dancing. Wow, you know, that's like an interesting historical, archeological kind of concept. I like it. So it is a form of fertility dancing.

And they probably use what? Trees to slither up and down. Or a maypole or something. A maypole is a very horny type of thing.

A maypole that you slither around on May Day. Right? Okay. So this has a grand history.

And it's got a modern resurgence. There is a big resurgence. It's like we're having a stripper pole revival, brothers and sisters, lovers and centers. Let's have some of you beautiful girls come in here and learn the art of stripper pole dancing.

Yes, you. Come on, come on in here. Okay. We're in the fine art of stripper pole dancing.

And we have a beautiful porn star. What's your name? Violet Marcel. Violet Marcel.

We are blessed by the goddess Violet Marcel. And how to stripper pole dance. Okay, let's hear. What are we learning?

Would it help if she took her top off? Would it help if she took her top off? Would it help if she took her top off? Can I hear an amen?

Can I hear an amen? Mr. Ariel. Oh yeah. Sisters, lovers.