Eros Day VII: Operatic Orgy

Full transcript of Eros Day VII: Operatic Orgy on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

from Los Angeles, California, from the Schmatte district in downtown Los Angeles. From a big warehouse, we're going to have a big surge. From Los Angeles, California, here she is, my doctor and your doctor, Dr. Susie Block. Let's hear it. Brothers and sisters,

lawyers, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs, connoisseurs, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, or Buddha, or Brahma, but we are all children of sex. Which means we are all children of Eros, the God of sex. Happy Eros Day!

What you may ask is Eros Day. Good question. On Eros Day, we celebrate Eros, who is a great and powerful God, according to Greco-Roman mythology, and a little cock-shaped planetoid, according to modern astronomy. And every year, at this time, when the planetoid Eros is closest to Earth, we celebrate Eros Day with a classical, astrophysical,

tribal, musical, magical, orgasmical celebration of life, love, lust, and blue values. Hallelujah. All in support of our kissin' cousins, who swing from the trees as well as with each other, the make love, not war, bonobo chimpanzees. We love our bonobos. We are bonobos, and we follow the bonobo way. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

Tonight, I will endeavor to put you in touch with your inner bonobo, your erotic spirit, no matter how beaten down, repressed, depressed, suppressed, oppressed, war-torn, wire-tapped, corrupted, corroded, co-opted, beaten down, bombed out, or bankrupt, it may be. If the spirit of Eros is with me tonight, and I feel that it is, I will make hard ye who are limp,

and I will make wet and baptized by the holy water of air, and be blessed by the miraculous vulva of our Lady. Come, brothers and sisters, come, come, come one, come all, or just come. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, it's going to be an incredible night. We've got some fabulous singers and beautiful swingers, but tonight, first and foremost, is your night to experience

Eros, Eros according to your own erotic way. That's right, so I want you to relax, take a deep breath, inhale, feel the spirit of Eros stirring within you. At the beginning of time, the great Greek god Eros is said to have blown the breath of life into all living creatures, and this is what I call the original blowjob. So, inhale deeply of the breath of life,

the breath of Eros, inhale and out, and in and out. In times of war, we must make love. In times of darkness, we must make light. In times of cold, we must make heat. In times of Thanatos, we must make Eros. And all Eros day and night, we must eat, drink, dance, sing, swing, fling, fuck, suck, baptize. Mary, can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women?

It's going to be a hot, squirting, spanking baptize in night, but don't come yet and don't go away. We're of sex in the temple of Eros, the speakeasy cathedral in the soul of downtown LA. Check out your, uh, hey, you know, it's this Eros day, so you're gonna get jizz on your prayer. Praise be to the power and the glory of Eros. God of lust, God of love, God of life,

radiant, phallic, planetoid, holy spirit of sex. O Eros, give us the breath of life. O planetoid, come close to us tonight. Release the spirit of sex within us. The spirit that created us from sex, the spirit that infuses our every moment with our sexuality, the spirit that makes us horny. Praise be to the power and glory of Eros. Live long, fuck well, touch others,

peace on earth, pleasure for all. Amen. And now, the high priestess of Eros, Kayla Reigns, sing for Eros. Speakeasy, for Eros, come to us. Eros, God of sex, we squirt for you. We love you. We want you. We need you. Eros, please fly for us. Today is your day. Fly to us, Eros. Our bed is a little wet, but anybody squirting in the spirit of Eros.

Hallelujah, sister Annie. This is our A-women. A-women. All right. Eros, come to us. I think we have to all call for Eros or he won't. Everybody all call for Eros. Eros, we love you, Eros. We squirt for you. We squirt for you. We ejaculate for Eros. Here comes Mercury in his flying rickshaw. I hear Mercury flying Eros in, I think it's Eros or it's some kid in the neighborhood selling ice cream. I don't know.

Uh, there's clown porn, Mercury. I see his funny face and here's Annie squirting more and here's Eros. Eros is not afraid of a little female ejaculation. No. Matter of fact, Eros has a lollipop just for the occasion. Eros, you're all wet. Eros, you're beautiful. Show yourself to your people, Eros. Eros, Eros, you have come to us for your holiday and we are so grateful to be with you. Today is your

day. Thank you very much for this celebration of love. I personally tend to think that love is about giving pleasure. Let's face it, if we if we all concentrated a little more on giving pleasure in the world would be a better place. The power to give pleasure is the greatest power we have, brothers and sisters. Absolutely. You know, they say you can get power in two ways,

one through fear and the other through love. And the Eros way is through love. Through the love, baby. Yeah. He's got the arrow for it. All right. Beautiful, Eros. And I understand, Eros. Would you lose? You lost your quiver. Oh, where are your arrows? Now, you put them down. There they are. There they are here. Don't don't damage those. These are real peacock feathers by Gene.

It's a little wet here. Well, you know, Venus was born from the sea. And it's like a big puddle in here. It's a lot of sea water here. And every year here at Dr. Susie Speakeasy, when we celebrate the beautiful holiday of Eros Day, we have Eros, as you see here. And we also have Eros' mother and lover. A little bit of incest among those Greeks, you know what I'm saying?

The Greeks, they really know how to get it going on. Okay. Okay, great. Yes. So our Venus, I hope, is getting into her carriage. Venus, Aphrodite to the Greeks, is getting into the carriage. And Mercury is going to drive Venus to us because Annie's going to give up her crown. You got great hair. You know, you can't wear the crown with that hair, anyway.

Tell us how you really feel. Fuck that bitch. You know, those Greek and Roman gods and goddesses, they had real human emotions. Have you guys seen her? She's gorgeous. Have you seen her? I think you will. Venus. Aphrodite. Venus. Venus. Goddess of love. Goddess of lust. Goddess of beauty. Venus played for Dr. Susie Speakeasy production of Eros Day by Shailen

of the Golden Girls. And here she is. Let's give a big hand to Aphrodite. Venus. Goddess of love. Goddess of lust. And her familiar, the snake. Yes. The beautiful snake is a familiar of Venus, and this is Evie. Later becomes the devil in Christian mythology, but right now she's the queen of fertility. And yes, that fertility, that delta of Venus, is right there for all to see.

Share with us your delta of Venus. Yes, isn't it beautiful? So smooth and delicious. Welcome your son, Venus. That's your son over there with the wings. It's a little wet. That was a very painful day. How do you feel, Venus, on this day of your son's worship,

when we also worship you for your beauty and your inspiration? How do you feel, Aphrodite, queen of love and lust? I feel wonderful, plush and beautiful. Wow. Now this is your second Eros Day. The other Eros Day you were just a human being named Shailen. Yeah. So, but you had a good time at that one, right? Yes. So now you're ready to be a goddess at

this one. Yeah, you're ready. How would you like people to worship you? What is the general form of worship of Aphrodite tonight? Any kind of hand touch worship. Hands. Venus wants your hands. Can we give some hands to Venus? Now there's an Eros Angel who would like to give you her lips. Little Daisy over there. Would you like

Daisy to offer up her worship to you somehow? Daisy of Clownborn? Yeah. Oh, Venus graces you with her beauty, with her beauty. Here, Tay, can you help this for that? Yeah. Well, Venus seems to like this lip worship. Very much so. Absolutely. Very beautiful. Do I have to use my hands? Yes, she likes hands. Hands, tongue, all of that.

And while you're being worshiped Venus, I think that Annie Venus should crown you because the crown must be passed on. That is a little and she is crowned Queen Eros and the King and Queen of Eros Day. Let's hear it for Eros and Aphrodite.