Orgasmic Poetic FemDom Commedia Kink Month 2

Full transcript of Orgasmic Poetic FemDom Commedia Kink Month 2 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, artists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, witches and bitches, tramps and vamps, masked men of mystery, role-play for women through history, belladonna's and erotic personas. As nights grow long from the witches' hex, let us enter the realm of scary sex. There there darling, don't be afraid. Tis the season of masquerade, so come all ye witches ye dark brides and

grooms. Tis the time to hop on your vibrating tildonic magic broom. Fly past your fears and over the years of oppression, repression, being burned at the stake or drowned in the lake, stoned by the shakes. Time to rise up ye sexual renegades. Join the erotic resistance masquerade. Yeah, that's right. And happy kink month, brothers

and sisters. It's kink month, too, live from Bonoboville on the Dr. Susan Block show. And I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your witchy mistress of the airwaves. And your humble servant riding my magic dildonic vibrating broom. That is basically a take-off on a Harry Potter toy that I decided to dress up for adults. Yes.

Anyway, it's kink month, too, if you're tuned in live from Bonoboville. That's right. Kink month having been invented by our friends and lovers at the stock room where we get a lot of nice handcuffs, etc. And yeah, just to bring us back to the present if you're tuned in live. Let's see. Crybaby Kavanaugh. We have him here. And this

is the way he's allowed to be in the womb room under gag order with Trump toilet paper. That's right. He gets to wear his Yale hat even though he is a disgrace to use one of the Republican words to the Bula Bula. Yeah. So he's now out of the fake nudes or at least out of my Twitter feeds. But he is on the

Supreme Court. The odious arrogance of our intensely corrupt dark, money, bribed Senate and our sociopathic pussy grabbing narcissist of a president. And yes, here in Bonoboville, he has to go without pants so we can see his tiny pee pee, which has a mushroom head like the Mario Cart character. Just like

Dormi Daniels described. That's right. So this action of theirs, let's just say it's the same no matter whether we're talking about sexual assault or sucking up to billionaires and corporations while stepping on the backs of the American people or beating up the perma war while cutting our life saving

programs here in America. It's the same. Or let's add denying climate change while the East Coast is flooded, just like Bible says. And the West Coast is on fire and the Midwest gets a little bit of everything. And they use that arrogance and that dark money to forcibly push an unqualified

crier and liar. I can just see him crying if he doesn't get his way on the Supreme Court. Well, not that the Supremes are for perfect beings and this just proves it. But you know, he's like maybe one of the worst. Definitely one of the worst maybe the worst as Ralph Nader calls him. He's a

corporation masquerading as a human being. And I call it the rape of the Supreme Court. And as those of you who know me know, I don't use that word rape lightly. But you know how sometimes when one bad thing is happening, you don't notice another thing. So the rapes are happening all over

the place. You know, not only did they push through a huge tax cut for the billionaires while we were obsessing over the Kavanaugh soap opera, but the House passed Bill 6729 that makes foster, you know, the one against the so called sex traffickers that really just endangers sex workers. Well, now they've

enabled banks to spy and report on sex workers. And yeah, it's going to go to the Senate. But those guys are going to pass it. And I have to say that's kind of a bipartisan act of stupidity. Although more Republicans are voting for this than Democrats. I guess maybe some Democrats are listening to sex workers

who are now getting very politicized and talking about this and going to meet with Congress people. So that's what you got to do. Or you can just put on your witch hat, right? And get kinky. And you can cast a spell. You can, you know, do what 12,000 witches are going to do in a few days, which is to publicly hex

justice, injustice, Kavanaugh. That's right. Beer, drink, and Brett. And it's going to be at Catlin Books in Brooklyn. That's where, I mean, not all 12,000 witches are going there. But you know, it's one of those cyber things, but a bunch of people, like a thousand people are going to go there. And they're going to, you

know, do some hexing and cast some spells and burn some incense and just kind of, it's an effort of solidarity among, I guess, liberals. And it's also a benefit for Planned Parenthood and an organization that helps LGBTQ homeless. So it's a good cause. And so, you know, you could contribute at Catlin Books. And as

for the hex itself, well, I don't know. I mean, it couldn't be any more ineffective than what the Democrats did, I guess, which is, you know, to kind of just make a big stink. And you can't blame them for trying. I mean, I don't at all. And I think that was a good effort. But it did not succeed in keeping

this liar crier out of the Supreme Court. And it energized these repugnickans who want to take away our rights. I don't even know if they realize how bad, uh, Barry Brett is going to be not just for women, but for everybody who's not a billionaire or a corporation. So even though the

Democrats were not real effective at keeping him off the court, it was it was almost an impossible task because they were determined to push it through. And yes, they use language like that. Kind of trying, I think, to excite people like it's a sex act. And yes, like it's a rape. We're gonna push it

through. We pushed it through. Now. So, you know, the Democrats are the lesser of two evils. And this evil is getting evil or every day. So here on Dr. Susie TV, we've we've tried doing our voodoo, you know, like stuffing Barry Brett's mouth with Trump toilet paper and stuffing Trump's mouth

with a baby pacifier that's really a little penis, which is still bigger than his. You know, we spank him when they come in like real people. We do whatever we can. But you know, hex voodoo, it's all good. You gotta vote. Right? Oh, vote. Millennials. Let me talk to you for a second. I'm

like your auntie, your sex pot, sex guru. Yeah, goddess. Millennials, you really have to vote. I know it's less fun than burying your head in your phone. I know. Maybe you can vote on your phone at this point. I got mine in the mail, so I'm going to do that. So if you can do that, do it. But if

not, please go to the polls. You know, there's a sign that says you can't fix stupid. But you can vote it out. You can try to change it. You can vote it out. So don't depend on my generation or Max's generation. The baby boomers. That once was kind of smart, I think. I thought we were

smart. You know, anti war and for equality, fighting for equality, fighting for ecology. And once we took to the streets to protest the Vietnam War, and we actually succeeded in ending that stupid war and got that stupid presidents, Richard Nixon, to resign. We were revolutionaries

once. Oh yeah. But now too many of us are reactionaries. It's kind of sad and kind of right there, stupid reactionaries that could destroy the future of life on earth, brothers and sisters. So, you know, don't depend on my generation. Though I voted for Hillary. I mean,

and I hardly ever vote, but I'm voting again. And even Max is going to vote in this upcoming election. Aren't you Captain Max? I am. Yeah. So Oh, there I am.

Trump is the fault of my stupid generation. Trump and baby cry baby Kavanaugh. But the policies that both of them put forth and ram through like rape are really going to affect you guys, you millennials, more than us. I almost feel like for me, it's the

principle of the thing. But for you guys, it's your life, it's the earth. So vote for the earth. Yeah. And by the way, I just want to say before I let everybody else talk, despite how the repugnicans are trying to frame this, it is not a question of

the boys against the girls. I know that's how they they like to frame it. It's the boys against the boys and the girls who like boys against the feminizes, the man haters. No. It's the point 001% against the rest of us. You guys, you're going to feel the

pinch. And maybe it's going to be on your ass. So speaking of which, yeah, I'm wearing my horses, which are a symbol like they're sort of like donkeys, but they're not. I don't know. I think it's terrible that the Democrats are donkeys. But on the

other hand, who doesn't want some ass, right? So yeah, ass is never a bad thing. It's consensual, consensual ass. And you know, I want to say I love elephants, by the way, elephants are one of my favorite creatures. Because

bonobos are my absolute favorite. But yeah, I love elephants. And I don't hate Republicans. I even love you if you vote Republican. Many of my best sex therapy clients are Republican. They need it the most. And they have to be polite, of course, they

can't try to trump me or something. But yeah, I'm good with them. I'm good with y'all. I really want to steal a line from Beto O'Rourke, who if you're in Texas, vote for Beto. Go Beto. Help him Beto that odious Ted Cruz, who is maybe

even worse than Trump and Cavadaugh. I don't know, at least he doesn't have as much power, but he's still a senator. And anyway, he's a dangerous Beto O'Rourke. So like he says, if you're a Republican, you're in the right place. If you're a

Democrat, you're in the right place. If you're an independent, you are in the right place. If you're a person, you're in the right place. Because we're for people here, as opposed to corporations, as opposed to special interests, we're for

people. Compassionism, me and Beto, and you, hopefully. So yeah, corporations have a lot of power now. So take your people power and vote. But right now, it's Saturday night, so you

can't vote. So you might as well just relax. You know, I always say, when it comes to revolution and resistance, it's important to engage, not to be afraid, you know, although fear is an aphrodisiac. So feel the fear. Feel the fear. Do it

anyway, you know, if you're afraid to go out and protest because you'll get arrested, because they are arresting people. I mean, feel the fear and do it anyway. And be strong. Don't don't hurt anybody. Be bonobo. On the other hand, you

got to escape. You got to occasionally escape the madness because it'll drive you mad. And and and we still can do that. It's it's still not Nazi Germany. It might be pre that, but it isn't that. It's not brave new world. It might be

pre that, but not quite yet. We still have our brains. I think we're not, you know, microchips in our brains yet, although, you know, I'm not sure. Maybe I have a microchip. But tonight we are going to have Trump apocalypse therapy, Kavanaugh,

voodoo and escape from the madness. Comedia erotica and kink month. Two. Yes. Part two. Second part of kink month 2018. If you're tuned in live. And you know, we love to get kinky. I got my magic dildonic vibrating broom here. Oh yeah,

don't show my the head of my just it. All right. Well, for a second, I think it's okay. Anyway, this is on sale and you can get it before Halloween. We make dildonic vibrating brooms. They vibrate in the middle and there's a dildo on

the end for pegging or what have you the real magic and there's also the broom side for spanking. And yes, our next issue of the speakeasy journal will be spanking for adults only, of course. Don't spank your children. Just consenting

adults. Consenting. All right. So I have a lovely assemblage of luminaries here tonight, a mixture of femdoms and hotties and comedians. So hotties with bodies. Yeah. So let's see to my left. I think I let me have the don't don't don't

take that all away. I was unconsensual. It's okay. Take that away now. Just do it when I want it. Yeah. Sometimes it's timing that needs to be consensual. Just leave it there. Anyway, it's all right if you make a mistake as

long as you can correct it. People make mistakes. Don't be freaked out boys or girls. You know, you can learn the art of consent. BDSM people have been doing it for centuries. So, you know, take a lesson from

them. Speaking of which, I have a lovely femdome here. I think sort of new to the scene. And her name is Mistress Lila Sage. Hello there. How are you? I am so well. You look so well. You look fantastic. We just

found out tonight that you are going to be on the show like today, this afternoon. So, we're very excited to have you though. You've been to Domcon. I have. I was just attending Domcon in New Orleans and I

was at Domcon in Los Angeles last May. Oh, maybe that's why I feel you look familiar. Possibly. Possibly. Yeah. Yeah. And you have a lovely latex outfit on. Thank you. Can you stand up and show

us? Oh, I can't. With the shoes and everything. Maybe. We'll try that. Look at these shoes. Wow. Look at the shiny outfit. Yeah. This is Mistress Lila Sage. Thank you Domcon for introducing us. Yes. This is

actually from the stock room. Greg from, oh, stock room. Yeah. Well, I don't know if they're still celebrating kink month like we are. But they do, they did, you know, kind of come up with

it for the sake of sales and marketing and sex education and just good vibrations, you know. So, happy kink month. Happy kink month. Yeah. Well, welcome. So, where are you from originally? Los

Angeles. I say you're new in town. I'm the one that's new in town. All right. I'd better get the know you. All right. So, next to you is Crystal Mack. Yes. Mack attack. Mack attack. Well,

okay. I was thinking when I first heard your name that it was something else that's addictive. I'm glad it's not that thing. The other crystal thing. But Mack attack. All

right. You know, I think Max gets those every once in a while. So, well, you look very kinky. Thank you. Yeah. Kinky kitty. And I know you do a lot of things. Yes. How

would you describe yourself? Artistic and busy. Artistic. Yes. I know you write music, songs and you're a cam girl. Yep. Do that. We love cam girls and we love song writers.

And am I leaving something out? Oh, makeup, makeup, makeup. That's my first, well, my second love. First loves music, but second love is makeup. All right. Sometimes they

go together. Right. Good. So welcome. Oh, but you should show off your little outfit there. Should I? Look at you. Yeah, you should. Look at this. All the luscious. Oh,

and you've got, you've got some interesting, yeah, garters and a flannel shirt tied around your waist. I like your shirt. Yeah. I mean, you know, that,

that relates to the bros. That's good. And fishnet, whatever. And we're matching. Stockings. Yeah. And we matched with our cat ears today. Yes, we're matching.

Just so happened to wear cat ears. Right. Just so happened. All right. We're matching. And the blossom, of course, is wearing her cat ears and she does that almost all. Well, she

does something pussy-like every show. I do get kitty-like very often. And you're both wearing big fishnets. That's nice. We, we swear we didn't play it. We did

not. No. Well, you know, sometimes there's just that kind of connection. Right. Right. And moving around the room, who should I go to first? I go to the girl

or the guy. I think I'll go to the guy real quick. Okay. Okay. I'm very happy to have back. Thank you. Anthony Hopkins, no, no, excuse me, Davis. Anthony Davis.

That's all right. No, it's okay. I remember Anthony Davis. You look very festive. Thank you. I appreciate being here. It's, I look like I'm very out of place

with everybody that's on stage right now. Do you want my cat ears? Do you want to borrow my cat ears? Oh, yeah, that'll make me fit right in. You want some lingerie

or get you some lingerie? I'm wearing lingerie. Just have it underneath this. And uh-huh. You're wearing your fishnets under those pants. We're gonna get those

on. Right. This is the only way I can get these pants on is with the fishnets pushing that stuff in. Yeah. Uh-huh. He has a garter belt.

Everything. You got your own vibrating broom inside of you. Yeah, that's not that model, but yeah. Absolutely. It's not the model. I'm a

duffel dwarf. So, you decided to come back. You weren't right. Yeah, no, it was great. It was the first time I've ever been a part of anything like this.

It was awesome. So, yeah, I'm happy with you back. Oh, well, we are awesome. And now we have awesome blossom. Aw. Great.

They would say awesome. Yeah, it's great. Do you want my kitty cat ears? Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Let's go ahead and see what they do to me. Maybe they'll

make me pretty. You're gonna really take them. Something that'll make me pretty once. Test, test. Oh, wow. There we go. Yeah. Oh, they look

very cute. Thank you. I mean, calm down, ladies. At least they're not the devil. No one will be able to resist you now. I'm married, everybody, so

calm down. Okay. They kind of look like they were made for your head. Nothing's made for my head. It's too big. But it's it's staying in there

with these headphones on. He looks great. You look majestic. You look amazing. Blossom likes big brains and she cannot lie. You should not

come to me then. But I do get kinky all the time. So moving right along, I said I was going to do you quick and I didn't,

but I'm ready to look at those hot legs. Thank you. I'm working out. Okay. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'd like to see your legs with the fishnets,

but it's called fur. All right. So the other legs that are strategically placed in front of your legs are Cecily's legs. Cecily. I do have a last name.

Okay. What's that? Simcox. Simcox. Simcox. Simcox. Three Xs. As in the, front of my magic dildonic vibrating broom. Exactly, like the front of

your dildonic broom. So, X, X, X. Oh, oh. Now tell me about the origins of that name. I know, I just sounded cute. It just sounded cute. And she

likes cock. I like multiple cocks. You do like multiple cocks. Oh, yeah. You're a gang bang queen. Yeah, bring it. I was going to ask. I had my

place. Wow. All right. Well, the aren't we all? I mean, same here. Just multiple cocks. You like guys with cat ears? Every day. He taught me everything I know.

Yeah, he did. Don't let the looks fool you. You've learned much. Look at a sexer. So proud of you. Good caterpillars. You become the sex butterfly that I

taught you. All right. Well, you're looking very sexy in the fishnet top thing. Oh, yeah. This is just to cover me up in the uber. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Now, that's an interesting concept. So you take the top part off. The whole thing. The whole thing. Yeah, this is just like a just okay. It was like a jacket, you know. Oh, you're just wearing one of my

shirts. I borrowed one of his little naughty little outfit. Yep. You wore one of my small shirts. The pink and black one. Oh, yeah. Fantastic. Yeah. Great. Wow. You might have

a Walmart. It's great. It's Walmart. It's great prices. On sale. I don't know if it's too early to have a striptease. What do you think? It's never too early for a

striptease. Well, I mean, if I have to. It's a mystery. I mean, I feel as though this has to. Let's see the cameras go to. You know, kind of, it's kind of kismet

that you've come up with this right now because you are the last guest I've introduced and I was going to ask you to model your outfit, but maybe you

should kind of model it and we'll put some music on and do a little striptease. In fact, of course, the music of the month and really our signature

music other than E.Core the Wolf is Carmina Formosa's The Kingster inspired by the Bonobo Way. So. The Bonobo Way. Yes. So, that's it for

the Reiki Way, the King. I'm going to ride my vibrating broom while you. That's it for you guys on Facebook. You can go to Bonoboville and watch it for free.

Okay, so I'm just riding my broom to be happy. To get kinky. Yeah. What kind of mileage does that have? Does it get like good gas per mileage? It's pretty good.

Oh, you know, you saw that thunder and lightning last night. It's actually vegetable oil. It's completely green. Okay. Oh, good. Thank you.

It's on loop. We gotta help protect Mother Earth. Yeah. Whenever we ride dildo broom. Yes. So, here we go. The new flying car. Let's have the

Kingster. Yes, that's you. Let's see what you got. Let's see how everyone's happy now. Sure, no problem. Cecily. How you doing?

Ceci Cecily. Happy Noboville. How you doing? Well, actually, wasn't lying. She wasn't. Nice panic. She's a twerker.

Yeah, that's the bend over part. I gave you a little spain. Got some extra. Nope, I'll do more.

She said she likes cocks. Erin for Cecily. What was it? Many cocks? I forget what the Simcocks. Stephanie Simcocks.

Simcocks. Or, I mean, is Cecily? Cecily. Boy, I'm all discombobulated. Let's turn the music down. Thank you, Kingster.

If you're too hot. Cecily. Thank you. Simcocks. Oh my goodness. Now our comedian is gonna. Can't stand up now. Oh yeah, that's it. Let's get this started.

Ooh, sorry. There's no sexy way to take these clothes off. Well, right? Oh yeah, when I put it down, I got to pull my other leg out. There we go. Those calves. Those calves. It's all about muscle, okay? It's almost. I'm glad the only thing that looks good about me is my calves.

And your kitty ears. Your kitty ears. No, there's a lot of things. Now you're fishing for compliments. Tension whore. God. I don't know. That's gonna get a nice fight. He's so far gotten rewarded. That's never happened to me before.

You've never had a lap dance? No, I've never been to a strip club. Wow. Oh, I forget. You're from some like crazy place like. You're more like city? I forget. Where are you from? North Carolina. North Carolina. Oh, but it's all gone now or flooded or it's like a bunch of pig shit latrines, isn't it?

No, yeah. No damage has been happened, but it's always looked like that. It's always looked like a shit hole. That's not fair. We've got a lot of friends. It's always never looked that great. North Carolina. We had some friends. We had them right. I think they moved. I'm still here. It's loaded downstream. It's okay. I'm from there. I can make fun of it.

I'm from right Mississippi River. It's all the Mississippi ocean. Yeah. Yeah. Global warming. Hashtag. Sorry. Okay. And now those poor people down in Florida. The panhandle. They're even worse. I think Mexico Beach. You got a choice. I think Trump figures that's in Mexico, so he doesn't have to worry about it because he did a rally.

By the way, you know who created the Environmental Protection Agency? Nixon. You know, even though Nixon was a crook, he was a lot better than a lot of these guys. And I have to say we were protesting a lot and there was a lot of pressure to do something, you know, to balance things out just like FDR did the New Deal so that, you know, there wouldn't be

barbarians at the gates. Happy revolutions. Now the rich are arrogant. They don't have to help anybody. No. They know it's the end of the world. I mean, not yet. Not yet. They're going to use up every year. These are these are nationalists that are in there. That's something that I really want to clarify. These are not Republicans. These are nationalists. And you guys are young,

but perhaps you don't know what nationalists are. One was named Hitler. The other one was named Mussolini. There's one in the Philippines. There's one in Saudi Arabia. These are evil people that want to set us back and the liberal agenda that we have fought for for years. But that doesn't mean they won't sell off all of our resources to multinational corporations. They're a little

different. They're thieves. They're the new thieves. And they're only nationalists in terms of, you know, revving up the base, so to speak, and and revving up a lot of racism and a lot of anti immigration and a lot of anti woman. That's what it's all about. The women are supposed to be baby factories, right? Hey, stop shooting. That's okay. That's just a water pistol. Shoot water

pistols, not real pistols. Water of love. Or better yet, shoot the gun between your legs. Yes, indeed. But then you better remove those cackies because they'll have an awful stain. Okay, so you know, I'm just feeling, I'm feeling you, Cecily. I'm feeling you feel me. The energy. The energy. I got to feel your ass a little bit. So we do a certain ritual. I don't

know if we have time for one Bonoboville communion. Time. Yeah. Would you would you like to come up here? High level technology. And you can be our first boy. Put your legs up. There we go. This is quite the, you have quite the beautiful, all natural, I'm assuming. You look natural. Curvacious body. Thank you. Beautiful. And no hair, which is kind of sexy. It's the easiest.

We have that in common. All head, baby. It could be whatever you want. Wow. Any color wig. When did you shave your head? When did I shave my head? Yeah. I shave it often. Oh, you just do this regularly. It's not just like a thing for now. Well, I've had short hair for most, most my adult life. So I just shorter the better. Okay. And what, where did you grow up?

LA. And what religion did you grow up with? Or did you grow up with no religion? I grew up with Christianity. Christianity. Yeah. That's like the American religion. Right. I mean, I love you, God Jesus, but it wasn't Christianity. I did this all by myself. Yeah. Well, he likes the you know, when we stick it in the womb room here, right? Jesus is in me now. Yeah.

And yeah, this is our divine interventions, Jesus. But we love Jesus. We do. And we love all the religions really. I'm not an atheist. Maybe you could say agnostic, but more, I'm a polytheist who believes in all the gods and goddesses. And a witch. Yep. You're a witch. Blessed be. All right. So a little Wiccan stuff going on here. All right. All right. Well, so we do a ritual

here based on the Catholic Church. I'm assuming since you said Christian that it wasn't Catholic. It's not Catholic, but a lot of Christian churches do communion, right? Did you do communion? Yeah. Like every Sunday and Wednesday. You have a you sort of scowled when you said that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why was it like, like cardboardy wafers? Yeah. It was like broken up saltines.

Saltines. Stale saltines. Not even a cookie. Yeah. It was the best part of church. I went for the saltines. I was happy because I was eating. He brought Tabasco. Well, we understand these feelings. We understand these feelings. You know, they're complicated feelings, basically. Some good, some bad, some various intense

feelings that come up from childhood. And we find that it's good to kind of make the ritual your own. I like that. Because the word communion, I mean, isn't that what it's all about? Communing with our fellow humans. I agree. You know, because we're so isolated, especially with social media and phones and all that. So this is an opportunity to commune.

And so we have something we call Bonoboville communion that also involves salt, but not saltines, just salt. The good salt. And this is actually very fine, sacred salt. Himalayan pink salt. And also we have a special drink. We don't have wine or grape juice. We have Agua coca leaf liquor. The drink that Jesus drank. Yes. You know, probably.

I think so. It was one of those gospels, right? The Gospel of Kavanaugh. That was about beer, I think. So I'm thinking, I mean, that you would be a fabulous altar girl if you would like to just push those. Okay, so now move that. Okay. Facebook. Look at Anthony. Look at Anthony. It's a reaction photo. Oh my God, boobies. Or you could look over here, if you want.

So yeah, go back to doing that because our folks at home who are watching on Dr. Susan Block.tv can see. Wow, are your nipples always that hard? You're just happy to be here. Oh, I thought you were happy to be here. I'm just excited to see you. All right. So this is our altar girl, Cecily Simcox. That's sexy, sexual. All right. So now somebody, some lucky person will get to

take communion. This has to be a drinking person. No one here under 21, right? Okay. So a drinking person, anyone here not drinking because you're on antibiotics? Anyone have the flu? You're not drinking. Bear less than we tell this. I've never drank alcohol before. No. Well, but okay. There's a first time for everything. So I'll give you a choice. I don't I think anyone here would probably want to

take communion from your altar. Anyone can do it. Is anybody sinned out there? Any sinners that need to take communion? Sinners. I mean, I would offer this up to Anthony, if you really mean anyone, but you would have to have water or something, right? Screw it. I'll do it. All right. It is cake month. It is. It's going to do it. Do it now. You have the cat ears. It's the

time. It's breaking down things I've never done before. I'm wearing your outfit tomorrow. I'll swear tomorrow. I'll swear. It is Jesus day. All right then. So you come forward. You come sit closer to me and sit over here and I'll hold your microphone. Okay. I wish I was my glasses. So now you can sit down there. Super. And first you prepare the altar. You three guys on camera.

You prepare the altar by licking the altar. So make your reaction. Oh, I have to lick the whole altar? Well, not the whole altar. Just a small lick. I mean. Okay. And now because the salt. That's our salt stick. Oh, okay. That makes sense. That's the salty. Right. We're not just trying to be kinky getting you to lick twice. Oh, that makes sense. There's a scientific reason to get the salt

to stick. So now this is now hold your mouth down. So we're not going to obscure the view of you taking a nice, slow lick that your girlfriend can watch. Okay. So a nice, slow lick of the salt. Just think of saltines while you... Saltines? A wife, not a girlfriend. Sorry. So that your wife can watch. Yeah. But it's all right. Anthony is taking comedians. Oh, I'm just kidding.

Yeah, she can. She didn't know marrying a comedian would involve Bonoboville Oh, wow. We're drinking. I'll put them on my resume now. Check it off the list. What religion did you grow up with? Baptist. Baptist. All right. Baptize yourself. We're baptizing you now. My father was a Baptist preacher. He's a preacher. Oh, yeah. Okay. Commune now.

Brother Anthony, lick up the salt. You're not allergic to salt, are you? Oh, he didn't seem allergic. I can see it's probably good in bed, Mrs. Davis. Okay. So Anthony is going to sit on the floor between your legs. Oh, it's very salty. And lean back. That's why you're going to have a drink. Yes. And now put your titties on his head.

Real good. And now lean back. That's great. Okay. And I'm going to give you very little, but you are going to have an alcoholic beverage that I don't know what's going to happen. Here's your wife watching Facebook. Is that the wife watching Facebook? Oh, yeah. Probably. Okay. Let me take off my. He's all right. Can't wait to explain this when I get home.

Well, I was walking along and a pair of tits dropped on my head. All right. Are you ready? Okay. Open your mouth and close your eyes. And you're going to get waterboarded. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Anthony Davis got waterboarded and had an alcoholic beverage for the first time.

And got laid even before he came on the show. You got laid. Put those cat ears back off. Well, I'm drunk now. Oh, you know, I did get you laid before you got on the show. And that is something you can get a lay now. Here, Anthony, help me out here. Oh, yeah, you got one. You're very industrious. Yeah. Alcohol does not taste good. You got laid.

The Dr. Suzy. You have 10 minutes? I have 10 minutes. All right. Alcohol does not taste good. Do you need some juice? Do you need some? Get him some water. Now, that is not very good for my sponsor here, but most people are very good. I need to have someone who likes... You know, if you have a couple of drinks, it's fine. Exactly. This was his first one. Yeah,

I've never had alcohol. That's what alcohol tastes like. Wow. But you didn't spit any of it up. You were a good boy. Well, yeah, that would probably be really bad if I did that in church. Jesus's blood grows. You took your waterboarding like a good POW. All right. Put the cat bears back home. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus.

And thank you, Cecily. Yeah, that was fun. Thank you. All right. Okay, now you can use your microphone. Okay, hi, I'm back. Yes, you are back. All right, so now... Oh, is this coke? Only the wine stuff. Oh, thank God. All right, we had a Bonoboville communion. We could have another one or

we could have our fabulous dominatrix do something. Yes. I'm not sure what. All of it. Look at those shoes. I love this shoe. I mean, I'm happy to pour. You have what? That sounds... I said, a dominatrixy thing. I mean, you could pour, I guess, but you could. Is that what you'd like to do, mistress? Of course. Yes. Sure. What do you do as a dominatrix? What's the main thing that you

like to do to people? Pour. Make them wet. I like to pour. I like to make them wet. Living in the South, I'm completely new to all of this. But you're in North Carolina. Yeah, that was other sister stuff, but this is other stuff. How did you wind up here? Comedy. We like to have a mix of guests. Of course. We like to have femdoms and

porny guests and sexberts and comedians. Freedom fighters. Because sex is a comedy, not a tragedy. Only one idea is that sex is a tragedy. Well, occasionally it is. You're in the right spot. It's a comic tragedy. Yeah. Disappointing nonetheless. Do you just whip? I've seen like candle wax. Is that a real thing? That's what he wants to happen. I saw the movie and I was

like, it's a waste of a good herbal essence candle. Candles are expensive. I don't know if we have anybody here that would want to be whipped. Would you like to do some whipping? This is a heck of a whip. I mean, I have regular whips. Come on. Yes. You haven't done it before. You got to do it now.

You can ask questions. Do I say yes, mistress? Say yes, master. Yes, master. It's kitty. And then I have my goddess, Phoenix. That will sting a little bit. No, a lot of it. I watched her use that several times. Just a little. Use the broom. I almost hit your head with it, but not quite. I dodged. I know. I know. I know better than that.

My whip goes better than that. Okay. So one of these or? I'm happy. We could do both. Do both. Well, they're both different. They're a little... Well, we'll do it together. Someone who's never experienced before this look. We can do it together. You can whip two people the same time. I do it every she wants. She's in charge. Do you want to get whipped together?

You should get whipped for not wearing a costume. We had to dress. I wanted to wear a costume. It's called disappointing. There was something else, and I forget what it was. It's the Home Depot. It's the Home Depot. It's like a gardener. You get that in the garden section. What should he do? Should he get over the bed or over the chair?

Wait, what are you going to... Wait, what do you whip? Can I have it across you both? Oh, a guy? Wow. Wow. I think there needs to be several of us. I'm going to have all the ladies on the bed, and then we're going to have you lay across. Lay across? Yeah. Why not? Well, we could have another lady up here then, I guess. Would you like to

get up here? My weight plus might crush all of you, so... Okay. We're stronger than we look. A challenge. I think this is what you call a challenge. Okay, so... I think maybe I need to hop on there for, like, maybe. Here, come on next to me. People talk about the logistics of kids. There's a lot of crap

and planning. Well, if I don't make it out of this life, I'd live to happy... At least you've got to change before you lay. Shelter, shelter life. Shelter this. I've never had to wield a flogger and a microphone, so... This is a choice. Come on. Get across. I'm going to lay across? Drop it on. Come on. Do it sexy.

And this is good for Facebook, actually. Do it sexy. Do it sexy. We should flogging on Facebook, that's a thing. Not only is she gorgeous, but she has that phone sexy voice. You're hired. Come on, Daniel. Drop it off. Yeah, show that off. Okay, let's make this quick, honey. Let's only show the crack,

and be careful you don't crush anyone. There's a tow truck company across the street, if you need help. Are you okay with me flogging you with this? Are you like, consensual? Make sure it's consensual. It's an important part of play. I love it. Look at the wrist action, though. Do you see that? How does it feel?

Well, it feels like something's hitting my ass, so... Well, just go with it. That's not very creative. We're going to spank you with this, too. Copy of the Speakeasy Journal Magazine, the next issue of which will be spanking. This one is Splosh and Arc, with a cover photo by Jux Lee.

Get spanked and kinky, my friends. Come on. Don't ruin the magazine. Okay, let's hear it for Mistress Lila Sage and the Anthony. The little rebel kitty cat over there.

And next, we do heroin. What are we doing next? We went from alcohol to games spanked by Dominatrix. Are you drunk? You know, the Supreme Court now has approved of a beer drunk justice.

You should learn to drink, I guess. Oh, yeah. I guess I should. I'll be sad and drunk all the time. That sounds good. Yeah, it's fun. You don't look sad. You don't look sad, somehow.

Well, actually, since I've been on the show, I tried weed. Keep it green. Keep it green. So now I smoke weed, too.

Wow. But that... Okay. It was like everyone was doing all these things, so I was like, I guess I'll try it. You know, if you're going to do one thing, you might as well do the...

Are you actually going to say that the Dr. Susan Block show is a gateway drug? Yeah. It's a pleasure. A gateway into cheese, like cheese and chips and cookies.

That was great. I'm going to turn on my magic dildo. As long as it's pleasure. Dr. Susan, I liked it.

Watch the dildo for Facebook. Cover the dildo. Or my face. It's just a broom.

No nipples. What, with a vagina? Put the vagina away, please. We're all born naking.

You've got two minutes. Right there in my face. Two minutes. So we are going to take a little break.

We're going to, you know, go pee-pee. You go pee-pee, too, if you want. But don't come yet. No.

No coming yet, because we've got lots more to the show, and we're so excited to celebrate King Month 2 with you. All right. So get your beer or your agua.

Go bonobos, brothers and sisters. And don't forget to vote. And when I say vote, I should be more specific. Vote blue, okay?

Vote blue, because a lot of people don't know what to vote for. Vote for Democrats. It's at least going to, you know, you might have beefs about the Democrats, you know, and I do too, but it at least, you know, even things out.

So we don't have this autocratic, kind of single, all Republican government, from the Supreme Court to the presidency to, of course, Congress. Let's at least get part of Congress. Come on.

Let's have some checks and balances, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. All right. So get your voter registration together and go to the bathroom, get a beer, and then come back and don't come yet and don't go away because we will be back

on my magic dildonic vibrating broom. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions,

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They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us.

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Lovers and kinksters, welcome back to kink month with you and me, Dr. Susan Block, and my fabulous guests, and here we are in the womb room of Bonoboville. And it's always a special occasion here in Bonoboville,

but it's a really special occasion tonight because we are celebrating the birthday of Onyx, Dizon, and here's Blossom with the birthday cake, and here's Onyx looking like she's ready for a birthday

with pigtails and everything. Oh, she blew them all out already. Wow, that was fast. Okay, let's light them again,

and we can sing and embarrass you sufficiently. This is Onyx who sometimes opens the door for you and does social media, and we love Onyx, and oh, she's got her kitty on a chain.

Okay, and look at this. We actually got the cake with your name on it. I'm impressed. I don't know who to thank for that.

Probably Anna. Anna, thank you. And, mm, aw, and you can make a speech. Where's the microphone?

I love women. All right. Thank you for having me. That's a good thing to come out of the closet on,

not that you've really been locked up about that. I've been out of the closet, Dr. Dizon. I think it was come out of the closet day just a few days ago. That was.

Yeah, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. Yesterday was come out of the closet day. I had no idea.

It was national coming out day. Yes, right. One, two, three. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! Little sloshing doesn't hurt anybody. Just don't put it on my face. Don't what?

I guess you could sit in it because it is your cake, but you might want to eat it. It's a red velvet cake. It looks delicious.

I need to eat that cake. Yeah, we're going to eat it. Okay. That's what he said.

Thank you. Love you, Blossom. And kitty panties. My second pair.

Thank you. You already got kitty panties. Okay. I don't need two anyway.

You do. You do. I guess every once in a while, you know, kitty gets a little messy,

so you've got to have another pair. Thank you. Okay. Big birthday hug.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday, hon. Happy birthday, lady lover. Happy birthday.

And also, Onyx takes quite a lot of great photos. But tonight we have a lot of photographers. She's a professional. Should we spank her?

She spoke off the microphone and it is her birthday. Maybe later. All right. So I'm back with my exciting guests.

Next to me is Cecily Simcox, our altar girl. And to my left, and I am a lefty, is the lovely mistress, Lila Sage, very wise. And you were speaking some wisdom earlier during the

intermission about doing BDSM first as a bottom. I don't think we can hear Dr. Suzy's mic. You can't hear me? I don't think so.

But I mean, we can hear you. During all that happy birthday stuff. Oh, now there you go. Now let me hear her.

Let me listen. Oh, darling, I love you, my private, go bonobos. And so Lila started as a bottom four years ago and then kind of learned a lot, which is what a lot of tops do.

A lot of mistresses and dominatrixes start that way. Not all, but it is a great way to learn. And yeah, you were talking about the therapeutic aspect of it. With Anthony.

Yes. Yes, Anthony was inquiring about some of his past experiences. And yeah, learned a lot today. So what were you?

You were saying that it was like therapy for you, for your clients? Both, actually. Yeah, I think. In what way?

My sessions, I feel like there's a lot of energy exchange. So if I'm going to do something to someone, I'm going to feed off of their reaction, because that gives me power to go back and forth. I'd say I'm not really a sadist, but I'm a reaction junkie.

So I like getting reactions from people and going from there, deciding where I want to take the scene. I guess you could say it's a form of communion. It is, exactly.

And that can be very therapeutic for clients. It gives people roles so they know what to do. I mean, there's other reasons for those roles, but sometimes, especially in this day and age, people don't know what to do.

And BDSM, even if you're not totally into pain or submission or the reverse, it teaches you a lot about consent and about being in touch with your partner. Communion, communication. There you go, same root.

Same root words. So, and here we have Crystal. Mack. So Crystal, you have been the quietest of all my guests.

You knew I was going to get to you. I was waiting for you. Yeah, so I don't know. I don't know much about you.

Did you want to do communion? Do you want to be an altar girl? Do you want to demonstrate anything? You have great altars.

I know you're a musician, but I don't know if you're prepared. You know, you don't have your music with you, so I mean, I don't know. Well, I would do a communion. Yes, you would do a communion.

Would you be an altar girl perhaps for this young lady who? Actually, I want to do it. He did last time. I want to.

Oh, you want to do all of that? She wants to be communion. I was going to give my altar girl a chance, but I see. Okay.

Are you up for another recipient? Yeah, yeah. Okay, for anything. Oh yeah, you could do it off of Anthony too.

Maybe next time. Plenty of room. Plenty of rest over here. Opportunity.

Geronimo, thank you. A little hair, a little hair, no, a little bit of fur. All right. Okay, so here we go.

Why is everybody laughing? Why is everybody laughing? We have a comedian here. Shouldn't we be laughing?

Oh, thanks for putting down myself, Esteem. Oh, wait a minute. Somebody appreciate that. What's happening?

Somebody's going to take off their... Someone's going to open up their... Okay, no, don't do that. There's going to be boobs.

We'll go to prison. So if you want to see boobs, Facebook lovers and centers, you need to go to Dr. Susan Block.tv because Marky Z don't want you to see.

Okay. But you can show the other side here or the bar. Yeah, okay. Or just face it to me and I'll take my shirt off.

You know, whatever. Let's do it. Whatever we want. Yeah, alter girl.

Yes, we're good to go. We are on only the special underground cameras. Yes, and my goodness, you have such beautiful boobs. What size are they?

I think they're a D. A D already. Sure. All right, we'll come forward here and move.

Let's have you come a little over here. She does the communing from this side. There already came from me already. Okay, done deal.

Everybody's picking the same spot tonight. All right. Yeah, no, that's okay. And now we have that and let's let you lick.

Okay, so you're going to do a little lick now. A slow lick. Oops, let's just move the hair so we can see what you're doing. Yes, beautiful.

The lipstick's nice too. Okay. Oh, I did it wrong. I was really quick with what I was going to do.

Now, you're going to sit between her legs. Now, you are also a virgin drinker or what do we know? Oh, hell no. Okay.

Oh, but she talked off mic. She might have to get a spanking. We're going to get you a mic. Here we are.

You get all of the mic. Hell no. Oh, hell no. Okay.

She said that another time. That was you. You wanted all the mic in your face. All right, so lean back, back, back, back.

Very good. Look at that pretty face is going to get waterboarded. Yes. Crystal got waterboarded live on the Dr. Susan Block show.

That's good. You look great. You want to return the favor? I mean, it's kind of hard to get out of this.

Is it hard to get out of this or you just don't want to get out of this? No, I mean, I wouldn't mind. You wouldn't mind? If you really wouldn't mind, we'll figure out a way to get you out of that.

I tell you, if you really wouldn't mind, if that's a genuine feel, I'm sure Blossom can help you get out of that. Blossom knows how to get you out of things. Or I will.

We need a knife and maybe some scissors. Blossom is busy with her thing there. Okay, okay, so come on over here. I'll get you out of it.

So I'm going to put these away. Okay. Oh, I see. Does this come up?

It goes down. Stick them through the hole. Stick them through the hole. Oh, look at this.

This is exciting. Oh, I love your shoes, by the way. Fantastic shoes. You like those?

Yes, I have a pair. Just like them. They look better in the sky. Come sky high.

Oh, I'll get it now. This is quite exciting. I thought you meant you like to wear them on an airplane. It's complicated.

Life is complicated. Oh, one. Okay. Why don't we just pull this?

Pull the bra down. Pull the bra down. And like the nip, just look at it. Okay.

Just hanging them off. We got this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this on top?

Whoa. Actually, we can have two. While you wait, we're going to go ahead and go over the complete history of boobs and alcohol.

Oh, yeah, baby. Wow. You're the expert on this subject. Of course.

Little bit. That's why I do this for a living. Good. Remember when we said fetish takes preparation?

Whoa. Wow. Okay. Facebook.

No Facebook here. You can't see this. We now have major boobs. Nipples.

We have lots of boobs. National Geographic. Free the nipple. Nat Geo.

Okay. So where's the microphone? So I don't have to spank you. The face.

Here we go. So what size are these? They organized crime. Set those titties free.

Those are beautiful. Thank God they came out. Double D. Wow.

Gorgeous. Gorgeous. All right. So I'll hold this now.

So am I. I'm going to double do two. You can now, you now know the drill here. Oh, I'm drilling it.

I mean, I know the drill. Yeah. Okay. So I should hold your mic if you're going to talk.

All right. I was saying she's gotten it twice now. Yes, she has. So now you can be the recipient and take communion.

I need to take communion. You do at this point. You've served our congregation so selflessly. You really have.

And now it's time for you to take yours. Okay. And wherever I lick it, you put the salt, right? That's right.

Wherever you lick it, I put the salt. Oh, she's just licking all over here. There's a lot of expanse on those double Ds, I tell you. Okay.

So now I'm going to dribble. I guess you're, you're so. It's a lot of salt. Like salt.

Yeah, baby. Your blood sugar's going to be through the roof. Oh, yeah. You're licking very nicely.

Wow. She's doing a good job. Right. Yeah.

You're still. Yeah. She did do a good job. Okay.

So now you get to go down there and sit. You spread your legs apart and you sit down. Look at this. We got double boobies.

This is our liquor placement. This is our liquor placement ad right here. And the show. That's what people are looking at.

You don't need the microphone. I would move the microphone. You'll never know where your product will end up. Look at that bottle.

Can you put your knees down? So you're not blocking your beautiful boobies? Yeah. Just let your legs down.

Yeah. There you go. Be comfy. There you have it.

Be comfortable. All right. Agua for the double booby effect. Okay.

Here we go. And now Cecily gets waterboarded live on the Dr. Susan Block Show. Free the nipple. Nice.

All right. So how much time do we have? Do we have a bunch of time? Well, we have, I don't know.

How much time do we have? Do we have time for a... We have time for a quick motor bunny ride. Oh yeah.

Come on. We have a couple other guests here. Oh, we do? Yes, we do.

Oh, wow. Okay. Theater people. Bring them on.

But did you want to ride the Sybian or something too? She does. We might... Go, go.

Well, Tuesday. Come on up here, girl. Great to see you. Happy kink month, girl.

Wow, you got changed. Uh, let's see. Grab a microphone. I'm going to have to thank you.

Yeah. Thank you so much. It's always a pleasure. Oh, yes.

We haven't seen you in a while. And you do all this sexy poetry and stuff. I do. Yeah, she wants to read one.

I'd like to hear one. Oh, can you read one while somebody rides the Sybian? Yeah.

Okay. Let's do that. Let's like double team our situation here. Yeah.

Okay. Just time saving. So, can we get the Sybian and we could put it over here on the bed.

And we'll put it on low... Not Sybian. Sorry. It's a motor bunny.

This is the motor bunny. They're very similar. What does it do? We have a Sybian,

but it's a little older. Okay. So, we use the motor bunny lately. So what?

Put your seatbelt on, sir. Women sit on it. But there's no seatbelt. This is a chair.

Oh, you haven't... This didn't happen last time. We didn't do a Sybian ride. I mean, a motor bunny ride.

Okay. So, you are going to get up. Just stand up right here. It's shrink wrapped?

Maybe go over here. Yeah, you know, it's the stuff. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.

Okay. So, here we go. And it's... Is this a fresh saran wrap?

I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't know for sure.

Oh. All right. Okay, I'm just going to slow your boobs. Is this a fresh saran wrap?

No. No. Okay, so we have to get the saran wrap. We are going to have to unceran this.

And this is how you... Next to sexiness. Your motor bunny. Forget godliness.

We need to... Do you like how it has an amp cable? Like it's going to be a guitar or something. It was a very hot girl that was on this last week.

This is to remind everyone to wear protection, okay? This is a condom commercial. For saran wrap. It's another one of our sponsors.

So... I've been using saran wrap wrong this entire time. Oh, while I'm doing this, I should give you a... Abois.

I can get laid? Yes. Nice. Where...

I can't get this thing off the room. I need to get one of those off. Okay. And now...

Is this... I don't want to take too much room. This is not on. This is not plugged in.

It's... No, no. Well, okay. Ah.

Where are you going? Do we get to work the controller? I want that job. Here's my job.

But I'll let you do it. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. You can do it.

Can we do it together? Well, we could. There's only one control. But you know, we can switch off and on.

There you go. Okay. So here we go. Okay.

So whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Let's turn it off. It's done.

While we put it... It's done. While we put the saran wrap on, let's... Let's just keep it...

It's alive. Hang on, hang on. Let's do this. Oh, it vibrates.

Oh, that's amazing. Round here. On a scale of 1 to 10, Anthony. How exciting are you?

Fast and slow. Okay, while you wrap that up, I am going to put this on you so that you can then tell all your friends and lovers.

You got laid on the Dr. Susan Block show. Congratulations. Got laid. All my garters are coming down.

Whoa. It's got that freshness seal. It's got that freshness seal. Absolutely fresh.

Okay, there it is. So saran wrap can be used. Saran wrap is here. All right.

And I think that just the fact she's on the motor bunny means we can't show this on Facebook. So you might as well show your boobs. Now you could keep your other thing on,

if you want or not, whatever you like. This thing, do you want to take it all off or do you want to take it all off? Let's feel the feeling.

Let's get it down. Very nice. Pull it all off. It's just incredibly hot.

Oh, yeah. Get it down, girl. Yeah. Okay.

So now, I'm sitting on the controls. Okay. So have you ever operated controls? I have.

Oh, you have. Okay. So you know to start slow with... Have you ever been on...

Where's a mic? Where's a mic? Let me get a mic. I don't know what I'm saying.

You're about to have some fun. Okay. So you're not going to fall off. Just put it...

I think it's all right. Okay. So there you go. Are you situated?

Put your... Yeah, put your foot in Kavanaugh's stomach. That's good. Yeah.

Now it's making sense. Having a lot of aha moments. Oh, look at that. Whoa.

That's some puss. Right. This is a kitty cat show. We said that.

Okay. So you've done this before on a Sybian or a motor buddy? No. No.

You've never done it before. No, she's... None of it. I don't think she's done it before.

Okay. Oh, you want to put the kitty ears on her. Okay. All right.

Something. So do you feel naked without your kitty ears now? They're fine where they are. All right.

So now we're going to just get you started here. And then... Yeah, you feel it? Feel it a little bit?

Just sit right on it there. I can see it. It's definitely vibrate. I know.

I'm going to give the controls over here. Might, yeah, to Mistress Lila Sage. And she's going to slowly take you higher. And higher.

How's that speed? It's getting better. Okay. And...

Saturday night? You feel it more? It was Thursday night and I was headed to Poets Jazz House. And I got a flat tire.

Oh, the pole. Now I'm standing on the side of the road looking cute waiting for the tow truck driver. When there's chocolate brown honey, let's just call him Mike. Rose up on me picks me up when I was in distress and takes me on a ride of life.

He had an appearance to make, didn't want to stay. Within the hour he promised we'd be on the way. We get to this big fine house where some producer lives. He had to play the guitar for them.

Women were on him like white on rice. I don't know him well enough to be pissed. Surrounded by all these women he calls me over sticks his tongue down my throat. I taste bliss in his kiss.

Fantasies fill my head like some long lost lover and rekindled dreams. I'm having fantasies of him and me making babies. He was good for his word. After three songs we were out of there.

Didn't ask me where I was going just took me to his beach home. See what had happened was he lit a fire. Poured some champagne and fulfilled my every desire. He started kissing my head, kissing my face, kissing my breast.

He stuck his finger until my clitter took me there. Everything in me wanted to say no, but the words that came out sounded like mo. Mo. Mo.

He started. He started kissing my face and kissing my breast. He stuck his tongue until my clit until I had orgasms. Now I'm climbing the walls begging him to stop.

So he puts his dick in my mouth and I suck and I suck and I suck until he got off. That's when the real fun started. He slapped me in my forehead with his dick. He rubbed his dick all over my entire body.

Every single inch front to back. And I'll have to finish this story next week. Poetry on the motor body, orgasms, everything. Yeah, get that.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's a poetry lover right there.

Wow. Riding that bunny, honey. Oh, yeah. Hop, hop, hop.

Whoa. Beautiful. Yeah. Okay.

That was miraculous. That was a wonder of performance art, sex, poetry, control, everything, everything. Yeah. Thank you.

It's a joyous time. Thank you, Cecily. Thank you, Mr. Slyla. And thank you, Tuesday.

That was great. Have you ever recited your poem while someone had an orgasm? What's going on? No.

Well, now you have, girl. Yes, I have. That's beautiful. That was beautiful.

Yeah, oh, wow. That was amazing. I mean, the poetry, the vibrations, the mounting tension, and the release of all that pent-up orgasmic power. Amazing.

I mean, how was that? That was your first time on the motor bunny. We've had several different microphones every week. Yeah.

A little hot in here. Yeah, I guess so. Now we need that water pistol. Well, that was...

There we go. Yeah, oh, yeah. So did you enjoy it? Um, it was all right.

I might have to try it again just to be sure. Get some on your head, too. Yeah, it looked fun. Right on to be next.

I don't know if I would like that. Oh, you never know. The vibrations are... Next time.

You'll come dressed for that with your fish nets and everything. Fantastic. I'll start putting them on right now. It'll take that long to get them on me.

Right now, wow. A little too exciting. And I don't know that we have time. I know you're disappointed.

But we want to have... Oh, no, nothing about tonight is disappointing. Echor the Wolf. Up here for our...

Wolf time. Where is the wolf? Where's the wolf? Where's the wolf?

And where'd the wolf? He's right there. Where'd the wolf? And the wolf is in his hashtag Bonoboville t-shirt.

Bonoboville. To remind you to hashtag Bonoboville, can I get a microphone from somebody? Oh, he's got a few different ones.

Oh, he likes the green. Because, you know, it matches the hat. Right. Except we might have to take your hat off for a minute

because I'm going to take off your shirt. Yeah, take it off, baby. Yeah, baby. No one wants to take mine off.

I'm sorry. Just kidding. Don't tempt Blossom. Awesome Blossom will take it off.

Oh, that's what I look like underneath, too. You're only tan. Was even a joke. I know, you're wearing one of those suits, right?

Yeah, definitely. It's called hurt feelings. Yup. Yeah, everybody say Bonoboville.

Bonoboville. I can't hear you. Yeah, turn it up, turn it up. We're all the bad ladies at the house.

What a bad girl, she a bad girl right here. Yeah, good show. We're gonna perform tonight. Some cat ears on.

She a bad girl right here, too. She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad. Is she bad? We are bad.

I need some of that volume, guys. She bad. What the hell, y'all? Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

That girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. That girl can go. She got me hooking like waist-talking, but in a smooth way, she made me say, damn, dick like jam, 10-time down piece,

added up silver dollar, made me hop. What up, though? Just to make my friends known, I'm a world off, Roman, I'm in your zone.

I'm blown by the way you move that thing. Shake that thing, make it bang. The whole room shake from an ass-quake. Damn, baby, you got that pop that's still the show.

Get low, everybody on the floor. Dudes be taking it while she's shaking it. Back that thing. Like, eep.

She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah, that girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go. Hey, everybody stop. And look at them.

Them tang, tang, got them ready to spin some dope. Oh, yeah. We up in Bonobo. They showing me love, dub, out to dub.

With her picky lap dance, tap, tangs with the man's. I don't even know. But this night for show, that deal. She ill.

She said to keep your bills and strap on. Hold on real tight. Two of these thighs arrive this thrill. I'm in it for the whole night.

So give it to me. Let me have it. No static. This is one in the club, right?

Shit. Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm blind.

She got it like that. She bad. Look, look, look, look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

Ooh, yeah, these girls can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go. Don't stop. Because you got me turned by the way you.

Popping the way you. Pop it got me hot. So don't stop. Go work that body.

Work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Because everybody watching you do your thing. Shake that thing.

Make it bang. Bang, bang. I'm so mesmerized. So hypnotized.

By the way, you shake your ass and thighs. Gave me a ride. So I had to buy it. Moron, she put it down.

But she kept me up all night. This chick, she bad. She the bomb. Yes, they dying.

Oh, Mike, look how they shake that thing. Look how they make it bang. Look how they drop it low. Ooh, yeah, better girl can go.

Dudes, we taking it. Why she shaking it? Back that thing up. Bang, beep, beep.

She bad. Look how she shake that thing. See what I said, y'all? She bad.

Come on. She bad. I can't hear y'all. Come on.

I can't hear y'all. She bad. What? She bad.

What? What? She bad. Yeah.

She bad. That girl can go. She bad. What y'all saying?

What? She bad. Yeah. She bad.

That girl's bad. She bad. Yeah. Me calling the wolf.

Yeah. Give it up for baby girl right here. Live from Vanoboville at the Dr. Susan block show. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters.

We are having some fun. Wow. If you don't vote, we may never be able to have this much fun anymore. So you got to vote.

And how much time do we have? Two minutes. All right, real quick. Where do we find you?

Where? Besides between her legs. Between my wife's legs. You see me online, 80 comedy 28.

I'll be at the Comedy Palace, headlining the show next Friday. All right. And Cecily. Hi.

I think people might be able to find you through the Dr. Susan block institutes. Yes, they will. Absolutely.

Call us to talk to Cecily. 310-568-0066. Caller. I mean, do you have social media?

I'm not really. Yeah. Equal. The wolf.

Just fit me with his Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. Equal, I-K-K-O-R. And Ms. Crystal Mack. All dressed in black, black, black.

Yeah. So take his mic or something. Where do we find you? I'm sorry.

Well, you can find me on my Instagram. That's Rissa Mack. So my real name's Marissa, but I go by Crystal Mack. But Rissa Mack's my Instagram name.

So find me there. All righty. And with Blossom, you can find at the Dr. Susan Block Institute also.

Blossom Green, saving the earth with kinkiness. That's good. Saving the earth with kinkiness. And that is what we're trying to do.

Because by the way, a portion of all proceeds, I mean, we're not Jeff Bezos here, but anything we make, a portion of it goes to help save the earth.

We have different organizations that we support. And three of them are organizations that help save the bonobos. Because the bonobos are the make, love, not war chimpanzees who swing through the trees as well as with each other.

And they're very close to us. They have a lot of sex. Females rule bonoboville. Girls rule, boys rule.

And the guys like it. The guys like it. Why? Because they get laid.

And not just with those green things. But number five, the most important, it all adds up to peace through pleasure. There has never been seen in the wild or captivity

a bonobo killing another bonobo so far. So we could corrupt them because we have invaded their habitat in the Congo. And they are highly endangered.

We need to learn for them. We need to have a new paradigm. We need to stop listening to these horrible guys. I mean, not that all guys are horrible.

I love guys. I married one. And many of my best friends are guys. And I like white people, too.

But these are white guys. And they're just putting their foot, and it's not in such a sexy high heel, on the neck of basically humanity,

all of humanity, all over the world, pulling out of the Paris Accords, just wreaking havoc. And they're doing it just for the 1%,

just for their own pockets. And they say it's the natural way, you know, that men should do this, should just bully people. But it isn't.

Yeah, common chimpanzees do that. But bonobos don't. Bonobos show us that there can be an egalitarian, eco-sexual society.

They're close to us. They're our closest living relatives. But we got to save them if we're going to learn from them. And I know there's so many causes right now,

you know, from the floods to the fires, but we've got to save the bonobos. Okay, so who else do we have? Oh!

Sexy and black. Sexy, sexy. Mistress Lila. Yeah.

Sage. Can you do that nowadays? Can you hoot on Twitter? Or you get in trouble.

What happens? It's Miss Lila, L-I-L-A, Sage. And you can follow my travel plans, my shenanigans. Yeah.

Okay. And Miss Tuesday? Thank you. On Tuesday you can find me on Facebook,

all social media, but you can find me at iRevibes Art Space, where we provide performing art space for artists. All right.

iRevibes. Keep it up. And you can tell everybody that you read your poem to an orgasm. Yup, yup, yup.

For sure. Okay, so that's everybody. Okay. So I enjoyed.

I did enjoy it. Great poem. It was very enjoyable. I mean, we've had a lot of poems here.

We've had a lot of orgasms. Combining a poem with an orgasm. It's all about pleasure. It's just a very ineffable pleasure, yes.

It's one of those things that hits you in the body, the mind, and the soul. I don't know. Keeps you heated.

All over. Because it's all connected, brothers and sisters. We are connected. We are one.

And we commune here in Bonoboville, and we have to represent ourselves. So vote and celebrate kink month. Let your kink flag fly.

Get kinky. Do it kinky. Go to Domcon, right? You're going to go to Domcon this year?

2019? Oh, 2018. Yes, of course. We can actually see it.

Right. Okay, we love Domcon. And let's see. Make like bonobos, not baboons.

Where's one of my books? Got to do a little, you know, product placement. Product placement. Yeah.

Yeah. Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you, I love you. Love yourself. Love yourself. Peace, friends, pleasure.

You can talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else. You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airway. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute

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call us at 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males,

bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane,

bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us, and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you?

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