A Very Juicy Squirting SPANKSGIVING 2018

Full transcript of A Very Juicy Squirting SPANKSGIVING 2018 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, pilgrims and turkeys, Native Americans and immigrants. Unless we are Native Americans, we are all immigrants in America and we are all sex. We're the capital X. Can I get an amen? Can I get an A-women? I like how that A-women was about a thousand times stronger than that amen.

That says something. Milfs in the house. Yes, yes, mostly blues, but whatever their color. We got women in the house, brothers and sisters and we are all children of sex and we want to welcome you to Spanxgiving in Bonoboville, 2018. Yes indeed, welcome to the little love church of the Bonobo way in Bonoboville.

Yes indeed. Did you have a happy Thanksgiving? Yeah. Did you get stuffed from both ends? I sure did. This is why I'm walking like a turkey.

So first three cheers and a beer for Chef Gideon for making most of our Thanksgiving meal for Bonoboville and to Captain Max who did the stuffing of the turkey and the wife. Thank you Captain Max, I am most thankful for you, my great love, my primate, my fine feathered friend and I want to thank you for making this amazing movable feast where it's always Thanksgiving

and always fun for moving and creating our lives together along with Bonoboville and I am very thankful for everyone in Bonoboville, those of you who slave away in the compound. Oh my. And then the guests and then the, well I should say the slavers are the creators really.

I'm one of the main slavers, I always feel like I'm a slave to Bonoboville. Happy slave though. I'm good. Consensual. I get spanked every once in a while.

Consensual slave. Yeah, and sometimes y'all are slaves to our vision. And yeah, then everybody out there in, you know, internet land. Cyberworld.

Yeah. Our wonderful clients, I'm very thankful for you and no I'm not going to call you all out by name. And our wonderful viewers and listeners and tweeters like Chris G out of New Jersey, very political and erotic gent.

Oh, all kinds of people. I'll get to you. Maybe. Maybe not.

But no, I love you. I'm very thankful for you. And I'm also very, let me get my cosplay right here. Appreciate it.

I'm very thankful for you. Season's beatings. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Attitude adjustment.

The climax to naughty November. So on Thanksgiving, let us give thanks. And on Spanksgiving, let us give Spanks. And let us practice the Bonobo way amongst each other.

Let us spank away the hate and the fear that divides us. And let us find the path of peace through pleasure with a little nice spanking. Consensual, of course. And let us spank our hands together across a nice warm, willing ass.

Where can I find an ass? My queendom for an ass. All right, let me bring out a lighter paddle. Okay, here's the lighter one.

I've got Sissy's in my inner circle now. Oh, that was nothing. All right. I'll do it with you, okay?

And let us spank away. Did you hear that? She's going to say it with me. Just a short thing, okay.

And let us spank our hands together. Actually, this is hands, right? Our hands together across two nice, warm, willing asses. Give thanks and thanks.

And let us say amen. Amen. And a woman. A woman.

Woo-hoo-hoo. Spanksgiving. It is our duty to spank booty on Spanksgiving. That is what we do.

Just like y'all eat turkey or whatever. Vegan turkey. So turkey. I love turkey.

Why do we give Spanks on Spanksgiving? Well, first of all, because Spanks rhymes with thanks. As soon as we figured that out. The reasons for the reason.

That gave us a good reason. You can resume the spanking. Not too hard though. Oh, I'm going in.

Oh, it's bad, man. This is going to slap by the way. Whoa, okay, now I need to prepare myself. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's right. I forgot he spanks hard. I do not. Okay, so I'm going to give five reasons.

And for each reason, you get to spank. Sounds good. Okay. Now, the spankies being consensual.

They get to decide the level. Yeah. And they get to back out at any moment. So you might want to keep it.

I'll just do Paul. That's it. No, no bad. I can take.

I can take the palm. The bad. The bad pedals like straight up. Let's move this stuff here.

So I have a little room. Okay. Move that. Move the chair.

When you're a guest on my show, you also have to do some level of set moving. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You've done it.

Yeah. By the way, this is Chef B live. What's up? And Zivu.

How's it going? On Lucas. And they are missing the woman. My lovely wife.

Is it allowed to show face spanking on Facebook? You know what? Are they allowed to show what? Spanking?

Spanking on Facebook? Yeah. You think Mark will be all right? Everyone is totally clothed.

Mark, everything's all right. It's just a little spanking. I've got banned from Instagram for clothed shots. So now move a little over.

And it's adult spanking. Not children. Don't spank your children. Nope.

No. They'll grow up to be like us. No, spanking of children. It lowers their IQs.

Yes. Studies have shown. All right. Here we go.

All right. Okay. Okay. So number one.

Okay. I'll spank first. Number one, spanking is fun. Okay.

Yes. Spanking feels good for both the spanker and the consensually spanked adult spanky. And even when it feels bad, it kind of feels good. Especially if you're a pain slut.

Definitely. And usually it doesn't feel so bad because, you know, you've got all that butt flesh. Yeah. You can feel butt flesh.

Just okay. So now two. Oh no. Hey.

Spanking is. Okay. You've got a warning there. Spanking is relatively safe.

Nobody gets spanked to death. Also no exchange of body fluids. So it doesn't spread STDs. It's a very polite, kinky, kinky thing to do.

Yes. Although you can spank during sex. But you don't have to. Absolutely.

Three. What I prefer. Three. You have a three.

Oh, three. Spanking for adults only can be a great form of therapy. Oh yes. No.

Oh my gosh. Very much so. One of, I think it was two things, two spanks giveings ago. And as Russian studies have shown.

Oh, those naughty Russians, right? But they do have studies that show that flogging, light flogging and light spanking, you know, are very good emotional, physical, pain management, you know. Almost like acupuncture, acupressure.

Like putting the pain somewhere else takes it out of your head. Literally and figuratively sometimes. If you do it right, you know. And it's better than a trip to the spa.

Cheaper than Prozac. And healthier than opioid. Some flog is all expensive. Okay, number four.

How many are we getting here? Okay, okay. Spanking is festive. You can play Butt Bongo.

We should have this song. It's a party. I don't know. I always feel like it's a party.

Butt Bongo. Batman's enjoying himself. We do a lot of spanking. Lupercalia, birthdays, Krampus, Full Moon.

All through kink month really. But spanking on Spank's giving. It has a very special meaning. And that's partly because it's just got the word spank in the title.

But it's also, you know, because of number five. Number five. Spanking. Look at that, you see the fingerprint right there.

It's true. Both on hers. I welts easily. The porcelain skin.

Spanking can be meaningful. It can be personally meaningful. Like when it brings up past childhood spankings. Which, by the way, are never consensual.

Which is what happened to me. So that was wrong. And we don't judge too much here. Unless you're the parent, in which case we say don't spank your children.

But what was done to you certainly isn't your fault. And sometimes you can kind of take something like that a bad experience. And just like alchemy turns lead into gold. You can turn a bad experience into something good.

That enlightens you. That's fun. That you take charge of. That maybe even empowers you.

And that maybe even takes some of your fear away. Gives you courage. Because you see you can, you know, handle it. And that's a beautiful thing.

I know that's related to the therapy thing. But I think it's kind of separate. It's kind of meaning. Hey, Dr. Suzy, I think I received all five of those two spank skivvings ago.

Yeah, you did. That experience was really a major breakthrough in emotional, physicals, a trip. Wow. That was beautiful.

It was. I got to spank you. I remember. And someone else too.

And someone else. I don't remember who. A bunch of people. Well, no, there was this one woman.

Specifically her. Okay, cool. So I want to get to this other thing now. Sometimes it's personally meaningful.

And we're going to get more into that. But sometimes it's also politically meaningful. You know, and you know how political I can be. Oh yeah.

And I guess especially on Thanksgiving. And Thanksgiving. You know, for many of us. I'm thinking about myself, but maybe you guys Thanksgiving while delicious is kind of this, you know, when you think about the holiday, it's, it's a little hypocritical.

Well, maybe a lot. Right. And, you know, there's, there's first of all, again on the personal level where you have to repress your real feelings. But sometimes these are political feelings that you feel the need to repress because of Uncle Bob in the MAGA hat, you know, or maybe because of somebody on the opposite side.

If you're Uncle Bob in the MAGA hat. Any Uncle Bob's in the MAGA hats out there. Anyway, Thanksgiving is based on an, you know, almost entirely fictitious story, even more hypocritical. And it's especially grading, I think, to those of us, you know, in 2018 who have learned so much about Native Americans and have so much respect that maybe when I was a little turkey, we didn't have, you know.

And also we swallowed, like a good blow job, this whole story, you know, about pilgrims and wampa-nog. I'm probably pronouncing that wrong. Native Americans, we didn't call them Native Americans then though. No. Because we learned Indians.

We were always like, teacher, why do we call them Indians when this isn't India? And she went, well, because somebody made a mistake. Columbus was confused or something. Yeah, but why don't we give these people some respect?

You guys don't know where you're going? Come on. Okay. And yeah, there was this whole myth of this feast of togetherness when actually, you know, and it was kind of in the lesson, but we didn't really let it register.

It just goes to show how irrational humans are, including myself, you know, that really this was not a Thanksgiving. This was a bunch of pilgrims with muskets shooting as many Native Americans as they could. And giving them measles. And giving them smallpox.

Smallpox. Which is worse than measles. Take this blanket full of smallpox. Yeah.

Yeah. That might have been inadvertent, although they did realize that at a certain point. And then I think it was deliberate. And certainly the shooting.

And it's not to say the natives killed a few too. I mean, they did, but mostly in self-defense. This is their land, the land they call Turtle Island. I'm not sure why, but.

Because there were a lot of turtles. Maybe. Maybe that's why we have Spanxgiving because you're sort of like a turtle on your stomach. It's very interesting.

No, I love how it looks. Eventually you work out the muskles. Not as strong as Spanxgiving. So really, let me just say this before we get into some really serious spanking or really frivolous spanking.

Spanxgiving, you know, at first I thought, you know, oh, it just rhymes with thanks. But it's really much more appropriate for what these pilgrims were doing than Thanksgiving. Because they weren't having a bonobo-esque feast with the Native Americans. I wish they were, but they weren't.

But what they were doing was spanking each other all the time. And flogging and whipping and putting each other in stocks and throwing fruit and tar and feathering each other. Talk about public disgrace. Oh, and by the way, this was all non-consensual.

So, you know, it sucked. It was really bad. But, you know, it's just like sometimes you can turn a bad thing into a good thing. And we are, we do somehow inherit something from these pilgrims.

Or maybe it's a noose around our neck. I don't know. It's a mixture, I guess. You know, that Puritan work ethic? Or that Calvinist, I don't know.

Pilgrim work ethic. Pilgrim work ethic. Anyway, we get the good and the bad. And one of the good things we get is they spank each other a whole bunch.

And so, you know, you need to talk on a microphone or I have to spank you. Oh, great. Thank you. Stole my mic. No, it reminds me of when I read Scarlett Letter in high school.

You learned a lot about like what pure, how kinky Puritans were, but not in a good way because it was never consensual, as you said. But yeah, like making people wear a letter that says A on it for adulterer. Throwing people in the stockades.

There was a lot of kinky stuff going on. Is that kinky? I don't know if that's kinky. Well, it's in the same genre, like just not consensual. It's bad kinky.

I had a professor that was like, don't you think they like screwed like rabbits once the lights went out and they prayed for forgiveness the next morning? Yeah, but like a lot of the stuff you see in kinky today came from really bad, dark times. It was full on slavery.

Yeah, it's like taking it back though. It's like taking back something. So there were definitely people who enjoyed being sadistic without the consensual side. They enjoyed torturing people on a sadistic level.

Yeah, and that's evil because it's like the real world. But in kink, it's not the real world. It's the difference between like playing Grand Theft Auto 5 and then actually going out and carjacking somebody.

Like one is real and bad and one is fancy. And we're all, everyone involved is in agreement. This is okay. That's why I think that's why a lot of people who aren't into kink

are kind of afraid of it. Yeah, because they don't understand the consensual aspect of it. And that drives me fucking bonkers because like 50 Shades of Great was the worst thing to ever happen to kink.

No, totally. Exactly. Well, but boys, I should say boys because it's most, the girls are on their hands and knees. We're still here.

I'm on the floor too. There's got to be a guy down there. I'll whack the guy. Who's going to be the guy?

I can't just have girls on their hands and knees. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I will do this.

Make a little room here. The Noble Queen. I don't want to put my son through this. No, no, no.

That would be kind of, I don't know. I actually, he's kind of like my son, not really, but not at all. I was at Burning Man this one year and they had a machine spanking.

A machine spanker. A scary spanker. I want to do like a spanking contest against a machine spanker like John Henry.

The whole point was to get on and see how long you could take it. And they told you not to put your hand in front of your ass because it'll break your hand. Just like get off of the thing.

That's how powerful it was. And I took 43 spanks in a row. By the end of Burning Man, the record was like, it was like 354.

You wouldn't trust a machine to spank me, honestly. The machine has no soul. If my sub wants to spank my ass, I'm all right with it. But like, I've never been, like,

I haven't been paddled by my sub or anything like that. Wait till you have a wooden paddle. It's more like a pass by spank. I just wanted to see how many times it gets spanked by a machine.

It was like, you know, you're at Burning Man, why not? That's the worst thing. Oh, you have really marked up my adorable assistant and I haven't even had a whacker yet.

Just warming her up for you. Do I get a break? Do I get a spanky break? Your marks are, I thought you had the first one.

No, no, look, look. I think the, um... Uber was like a peach. Spanky.

This is hilarious. I feel like I should be on the opposite side of my dad. Being in front of my dad like this just feels kind of weird. I'm like...

It is with sides. It's only theater, darling. It is. You know, we're performance artists.

It's even come on. A.K.A. Oh, my. Erotic Theater Therapy.

Spanxgiving. Champion. 2018. Spanxgiving, dad.

Oh. That feels interesting. Anyway, another word for it is impact play. Impact play.

Impact play. And you can actually play it all over the body. You have to read those. It's just that the ass

is the most cushiony part. I have a very small butt. It sounds like the technical king term. I don't have that much.

Like blood play or night play. See, I'm very, very calm with you. Hey, Dr. Suzy, we have a guest that just arrived. Oh, look who's here.

She walks right into Spanxgiving. Oh, shit. Just like any visitor walking into a Thanksgiving meal

with her water. Except this is a Spanxgiving spanking. So come on in. Juicy Jenny.

Hey, what's up? I really like your dress. Whoa. Whoa.

Hello, Facebook. I'm good in dress. Happy Spanxgiving. That's basic, Facebook.

Let's see here. Oh, with all this kissing, I feel like, oh, yeah. Oh, let me get it.

Bringing up the mistletoe. It's orgasmic. OK, now do it again. I've never actually seen mistletoe

for real in person. Come on. That's real mistletoe. Real mistletoe right there.

That's pretty cool. That's what it says on the package. It works. It does.

It's real. I am good, but you need a microphone or I'm going to spank you. Which actually would be a problem.

She leaned in. But blossom, darling. You're so good at this. Can you move my music stand?

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, we are celebrating Spanxgiving It is, in a way, a day of atonement for our sins

against the natives of this land from Columbus's accident to, well, so much. But, you know, the last Thanksgiving,

there was a gigantic oil spill right where the water protectors were protecting the Dakota Access Pipeline leak of 210,000 gallons of oil.

That's too much lube. I know we can't spank away our sins against Native Americans, against all the people America has bombed,

the police, against our own citizens, just today, or was it yesterday, this guy in Alabama, actually a veteran,

not a veteran, he was an on-duty military guy holding his gun. You know, I don't like guns, but okay, this guy had a gun

because his soldier is his job. And you know I don't like guns, but I mean this was his job, so here he was in a mall,

and he gets shot and killed by police who think he's the guy that shot some other people. And that guy got away.

That's insane. That's insane. We are insane. And no, we can't spank away these sins

or our small sins that we commit against each other when we're not being all thankful, when we're being a little bit selfish,

when we're being a little bit, you know, Trumpish, we all have a little of that. So we can't spank away these sins, but we can spank away our fears,

we can spank away bad feelings, we can spank up a good spanking time. And that's what we're doing here in Bonoboville, especially with Juicy Jenny,

and yeah, Juicy, Miss Jen, do you want to sit up here? Do you like being down there? I mean, I don't know,

in a way it's like a holiday show with people just being kind of comfy, although Peggy's bra and panties are really nifty.

Her top fist part's comfy. This is amazing too. Yeah. I started out with this big robe,

but I lost it. I like the old-timey horror dress. That's pretty cool. Oh, yeah.

What is all this? This is hard. Like, I was supposed to wear this at Halloween.

I was gonna say, I missed out on Halloween. You can always wear creep wear. Yeah, totally always in.

It's not that far away from Halloween, so it's a perfect show to wear. Yeah, it's still in November. Autumn.

Halloween at least goes through like before December 24th. Yeah, I mean, exactly. That was my logic.

We all agree. We all agree. Absolutely. How was your Thanksgiving?

So, as you know, I'm Canadian. From both ends. I did. You did?

Shhh. Don't tell anyone. Why? So, my Thanksgiving was cool.

Canadian Thanksgiving is October 10th, I believe. Oh, you have it, too. With a turkey and everything? I don't know.

It was just another Thursday. Right. You already celebrated your Thanksgiving. So, do you ever celebrate Thanksgiving?

I've never done that. Let's do it now. Let's do it now. Well, we've been doing it.

You know. So, how does that work? It goes back and forth between me sermonizing about whatever I feel like

sermonizing about. And everybody spanking. And then everybody talking about shit. I'm going to fall over.

So, you dictate to me. Sort of like a holiday. You want me to dictate? Get over my knee, bitch.

Okay. You naughty girl. You naughty, naughty girl. Oh, look at this.

Wait a minute. Watch out. Mark might be watching. Okay.

So, are we ready? No, we're not wearing panties. No, no. Okay.

Hang on. Hang on. I'm going to first spank with the dress. No panties.

Somewhat down. And actually. Ready for real spanking. This is a warm-up spanking.

That, you know, Facebook fans should know to give if they're just starting out someone. Of course, if you're going to be in Batman's Bat King, you should expect your first spankings

to be quite hard. Good idea to cup the hand while we're at it. And it's a good idea to have as nice an ass as possible, which we have.

Trying to kind of. She does have a great ass. This is a great deal. I think any of the views are quite great, except.

Well, you know, the Dr. Suzy view. Okay. So now we should move the Facebook camera. It's the ideal Facebook.

Go on the website. Can I get an A-Women? A-Women. Juicy Jenny.

Wow. So can I finish our spanking? I mean, not finish, but just do part two. Where's your microphone?

Oh, there it is. Here it is. Oh, you want to do it the other way? So Batman can have a good view.

All right. Yeah. Yay. Okay.

Okay, now me. Hashtag many. Hashtag, yeah. Okay, here's the thing.

Here's the thing. Okay, so like. This is also spanking confessions. All right.

We're talking about sex. Okay. Here's the, it's like body parts have always been like, all like insecure, but like body parts and stuff like that.

So like I've had, like I have an Audi asshole. Oh. So it's like. I have an Audi belly button.

It's fucking rare. And it's like. And it's like a little like raspberry asshole. And I've been with guys that have been like,

they've been like, I love it and everything. That's beautiful. I've had to. I've had to.

Can we see? I've had to grow to love my own. Okay. So now we can't have Facebook.

Because we're going to look at her Audi asshole. Okay. It is an educational, you know. No, it is.

Experience. But I don't think that. Really? I would agree.

I actually dated the chick you had one. Are you serious? She wanted to get it like, because there's a surgery to get it like.

Changed. Right. I've thought of that. I thought of that.

I've had an Audi asshole. Like for my whole life. Oh, it's very cute. I think it's beautiful.

No. It's like lips. It's really. All right.

Let's get Elliot in here and Betsy. They like the smell. It's very cute. Here's the other thing.

Rose bud. As someone that does porn. Like, okay. I've never dyed my asshole.

Like, I know there's a lot of porn people. Yeah. So I'm like. Kiss your ass.

It looks more like lips. What? So then it looks more like lips. Yeah.

I'm interested in dyeing my ass. I've been looking. I do it. I like the red lips.

Well, this is an aspect of spanking to keep in mind. Raspberry bleaching. Raspberry bleaching. So do you want to bleach your asshole?

When you are. I have thought about bleaching my asshole. Very. I'm like, should I?

Very public. But what's the consensus you guys? Like spanking. Well, I like it the way it is.

We need to do a poll. We need to do a poll for the asshole bleaching. Can I spank it? No bleaching.

Yes. Okay. Just because I'd be interested to see what a bleached asshole looks like. I'm sure you can Google it.

You know what's going to happen. You can Google it. You can Google it. Jenny is going to.

You can Google it. Does it really change that much? I think whenever you calm down children. Of course, no one here is a child.

But we do sound like we're all chatting around the Thanksgiving banquet table. And I have this fine fresh piece of meat right here. Woo hoo. Nice.

But you will make it. Roast beef. In the most delicious way. And let me just say that I think.

Seriously. When women have like the very juicy clits. I'm not joking there. It's almost like your asshole is a clit.

That's what it's like. She's not. Juicy. It's like your asshole is a clit.

I don't know. What is it? I mean it sticks out so you could have more feeling. Like I had one like boyfriend that said to me like you're very like.

Like everything sticks out. Like I'm not even cold and my nipples are like sticking out. Right. You're a very sexual.

Juicy. What's the word? Like what would the word be? Juicy is the word.

Curvy. Thing sticking out. Curvaceous. Things.

My lovely lady loves. A word for things. My home protruding. It's a protruding asshole.

Why this towel? This is my towel. We also have an asshole artist in the gallery. That's the wrong towel.

That's the wrong towel. That's just so. Doesn't photograph well. We have the wrong towel.

It's not a same-skimming towel. It doesn't match the color scheme. I'm just spanking her. Why are you going to squirt?

I will. She will. Okay. Can you squirt from being spanked?

Yes. I don't know. No, that I can't. If you're playing with yourself.

I'm using Juicy human shields. I could squirt from that. From what? From what you're doing right now, Dr. Suzy.

Oh, those are nice towels. Thank you. That fits the color scheme way more. Squirt all over.

That's more spanksgiving. It's true. How about a little bit of a lube? Would you like a lube to spanking?

Lube spanking. I don't know. Stick something in you. Yes.

Let's see. No, I feel safe. It's like Gallagher show. Squirting spanking is very exciting.

You can keep doing that. I'm going to fucking squirt. Okay. Well, now we have towels.

Okay. Okay. So we're all set. You want to switch with me?

We're all set. Okay. Your pillow might get wet too. What happened to my drink?

Oh, there it is. You know what would be awesome? I know. Actually, let me go like this.

And you just like tap me like this. There we go. The last time she squirt and hit the camera over there or something. It's like way over there.

Control squirting. Control squirting. I think it's better with like the twin towers. Control demolition.

You're the boss. Otherwise they can't see the setting. How do you want me, Dr. Sissy? How do you want me?

I would want you so that both here, I mean... Who, both? Both, both. Okay.

So get over my knee. You heard that. Get over my knee. You're involved.

Okay. Now. So maybe... You maybe have to wear goggles.

Are you going to be in the line of fire? I hit you in the face right there. I thought they're actually moving away. The towel on you is literally...

The towel on me. What you're doing? I wasn't kidding when I said Gallagher. Batman.

Batman will... Are there any... Hang on. Are there any brave men here who could withstand a hurricane of some sort, could sit over there,

and you could switch maybe? Rain goats. And also, is there a little bit of... You can come sit over here, Batman.

He was fucking good. Okay, this is a whole movement here. It's like immigration. Everybody's migrating and immigrating to different spots.

Oh, she's squirting on my hand already. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. And it's begun.

I feel it, I mean, but... But what? But... Can you see it?

Yeah, I see moisture. The lady said, Harder. My rings are falling off. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yep. There she goes. Oh, Niagara Falls.

She does. Oh, my goodness. Lordy Lord. How you doing?

I'm good. You're good? I've got a wet hand. I mean, that was hot.

A squirting spanking. Let's hear it for Juicy Jenny. Thanksgiving. Okay.

Thank you. Who's got your mic? Oh, you have your mic. Hello.

Yes. Her legs are wet. Look at... I'm all wet.

Yeah, your legs are all wet. You want to smell? Like Dr. Suzy said last time, she's like, it's not pee.

No. You can tell you can't smell any pee. I mean, honestly, like squirting is like, sometimes there can be like pee combined with...

Yeah. Right? When you're doing a lot of it, it's going to have a little bit of pee.

Simply because... It can, yeah. Because it's coming out of the urethra. You probably just peed.

Do you know the term amrita? Have you ever heard of that? Like the tauntrick? That is the tauntrick term.

Yeah, the tauntrick term. Of course, here. It's amrita. In the little love church in Bonoboville,

we call it Holy Water Brothers and Sisters. Yeah. This is what it is. It's Holy Water.

Holy Water. It's good for the skin. I've heard people literally that have been like, it's just pee.

It's just pee. They're like, fuck you. I'm like, no, it's not. No.

It's a badge of honor. There's a little pee in it. I knew that. A lot of badges of honor is right.

Yeah. Okay. It's like achievement unlocked. Thank you for making me...

You have ten minutes? Ten minutes. How you doing? It's so sweet.

Oh wait. You gotta do this. Right. I'm still amazed that I'm seeing mistletoe.

I'm like, it's the first time for me. Why? Mistletoe? I've never seen mistletoe before.

Are you serious? What? Are you kidding? I promise.

You mistletoe? I grew up with Hanukkah. What land are you from? I don't know.

I've pulled mistletoe out of trees. But I mean mistletoe. I still knew about mistletoe. I mean, I know it is, but I've never seen it.

He's never seen it. I've repressed. Repressed. I've just never seen it in person.

You hear about mistletoe. And it just says... Right. Like on cartoons.

Like it makes everything... My memory turns mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. Yes. That's true.

Yes. It's very deadly. I never heard that. If you want to get rid of the one you love...

Don't eat it. Give him a little mistletoe. Don't eat mistletoe. Piss under it.

I know. Not eat it. Well, okay. But if you do want to kill someone...

I grew up around it. Well, when it's over you, when it's over you, you got to kiss. Yeah. I mean, I was by myself.

Yeah. We'll be under different trees. Yeah. All right.

That's the loophole. So, we forgot some spankings. You didn't get spanked enough yet. What are you talking about?

Your turn. But I feel like we could have a Bonoboville community. Right? Absolutely.

That would be a beautiful thing, perhaps. It's about that time. So... I didn't...

I never saw that. You never saw the banana? No. It seems new to me, too.

Well, Brian knows, Chef Belive, that Jacob Sokoloff gave us that banana. Yes, he did. And actually... Wait, really?

When? I like it. I would master it. We could ride the banana.

I wouldn't want you to squirt on the banana. I hate to squirt. No, no, no. I mean, I don't know.

You can't do that. No, we... I mean... The banana's into the squirt.

Oh, yeah. The banana's face looks like you would like it. He's down to be squirted on. He's a perverted banana.

Very perverted. Look at that face. He's already been squirted on. Look at that face.

He's looking in your direction right now. No, I know. I'm, like, getting uncomfortable with his eyes. Seven.

Seven. But I thought you were an exhibitionist. No, I'm joking. No, I'm telling you.

He's definitely... I'm like, look at me more. I love it. So would you like to ride the banana while delivering Bonoboville Communion to some lucky recipient?

That'll be the best communion ever. Riding a banana. Well, I call it riding. Yeah, no, sure.

Basically... You found them? I did. We have...this is very high-class operation.

I mean... Where fresh, clean, new towels have never been used before. It's like the most expensive. Well, I mean, we could could.

There you go. Have you noticed that we haven't done anything with Trump this whole time? Yeah, Trump's just been in the background. That's what he deserves to be in the background.

He deserves... You mentioned the guy. Sit in the corner. Sit in the corner.

Just shut up. And suck a Christmas ornament. You mentioned that he was suckin' a Christmas ornament. He was in mention, but that's all he needs to be.

It's a ball gag, okay? By the way... No, it's a ball gag. I'm in Cosmo.

Cosmo. You're in Cosmo? Cosmo. Well, not my picture.

But my pithy pearls of wisdom. Nice. About... Pea spot fingering.

You know? Gerals. Your boy might like it. And it doesn't mean anything about his sexual orientation.

And also about penis pumps. Penis pumps. Well, they make it look bigger while it's in the pump. I just always think of Austin Powell as when I think of a penis pump.

But they don't. Yeah, me too. And they use a magnifying glass for the pump. Does that really work?

Penis pumps make it look bigger while it's in the pump. So if you want to walk around on your first date, you know, with a pump on your penis, great. Not that you should have sex on the first date.

The first sex. Aren't they pussy pumps? Yeah, I had a boyfriend that bought me a pussy pump. This is like my last boyfriend.

There is nothing wrong with any of this stuff. But just don't think that the penis pump really makes it bigger. What is the pussy pump? What is the pussy pump?

Same thing the penis pump does. It's a secret. Blood. So basically like you stick it like on your vagina.

And then you pump it. And it just blows up your vagina to make it really puffy. But I never knew there was like a fetish for that. So do you want to ride the banana?

I'll ride the banana. If you say I can't. I'm trying to think of what... I don't want to make it all wet.

Well, you could put a towel on it like it's a saddle. Are you serious? I'll just do it. Rule 34 of the internet.

That's going to leak through unless you have some kind of other barrier. Wait, this towel is all wet. It exists. Two towels will take a little longer to reach.

That is rule 34. Oh, a cellophane tape. No sweat shame in here. Cellophane tape.

A cellophane wrap. Yeah, maybe wrap it up. Yeah, if you wrap it and then put a towel on that. There's two towels there.

No judgment. Dr. Suzy. Dr. Suzy. Dr. Suzy.

There's two towels there. Separate them. Like dragons fucking cars. Things like that.

Can you see the weird stuff on rule 34? Dragons fucking cars. There's some weird stuff people draw. You have to send me that.

Not this towel. Rule 34 is wet. That's all I have to say. What are you doing with that towel?

And I didn't think there was more. That's the towel for the show. Rule 34, the website has it. The producer says yes.

Hello, Susan. Dr. Suzy, these towels are for the show. They're not good towels. Thank you.

It's ridiculous. Just wanted to let you know. Taro, taro. It's supposed to be right over the...

Where did the other one go? I don't know. Dr. Suzy. I don't know.

I swear. I'm rule 34. Dragons fucking cars. Cars fucking cars.

Okay. So now, would you like to ride the banana? Dragons fucking cars, I don't understand. Either.

Hey, did you take out the other towel? Yes. Where is it? Do I need to explain it?

What kind of conversation is going on? Dragon fucking cars. You have four minutes, Dr. Suzy. What?

You have four minutes. Okay. So... I need to have something more crescendo-ish

than whatever you're talking about. In depth. About what? Dragon, what?

Dragon's having sex with cars. Microphones. We need his microphone. Having sex with cars.

I can't hear you. Very intellectual conversation. The show is deteriorating. I am so submissive.

I'm a submissive motherfucker. You get up on the banana. Tell me what to do, you guys. The show is deteriorating.

You guys tell me what to do. I'll do it. If you are into now, lower your bra. You're running out of time.

No, no. If you're into dragon on car porn, it's all you, man. Hang on. Lower the bra.

I just think it's funny to actually go out of their way to draw it, to look at it, to like share it. Yeah. More props, so honestly.

Spank that car. You guys, look, I'm actually very submissive. You guys tell me what to do. I'll do it.

I think she keeps saying guys. I keep telling her what to do. But I think she wants the guys. No, no, no.

I want to tell you guys. When I say guys. I'm not talking about other things. She wants you to focus on her in other words.

You guys, instead of talking about dragon car sex. Let's talk about girl riding a banana sex. Girl riding a banana. That goes on roll 34 too.

This is the most important. We're the spanking. Okay. Dr. Suzy, it's only two.

Dr. Suzy. The funny thing is, Dr. Suzy. Yes. You have only two minutes.

Okay. And then you'll get fine. Girl fucking banana would also be on roll 34. You could totally put that on there.

I swear. I'm a fan. Oh, me too. Oh my God.

I'm fucking a banana. All right. She is. We call him Mr. Banana.

Mr. Banana. He is really enjoying himself. I'll tell you that. I'm sure that Jacob, who brought us the banana.

He would be elated if he saw this right now. Ride my banana girl. Oh yeah. He loves to ride my banana.

Here, let me hold this. I am envious of your ability to orgasm. I know, right? On the banana?

Yeah, it's very impressive. Definitely. Oh, and that banana too. That is our buck angel.

You know what's really weird? When I was a kid, I masturbated on stuffed animals. There's a lot of little girls who've masturbated on their stuffed animals. But I still, as a grown woman, I still do that.

No, not a stuffed animal. Dr. Suzy, we have one minute hard. All right. Would you just keep riding that banana while we go into the break?

This is Juicy Jenny. Riding that banana. You can't see that Facebook. But she's riding it like a cowgirl.

In the cowgirl position. And we have Peg Reynolds. Sexy. And Dorian Black.

AKA Dorian The Black. You're out of time, Dr. Suzy. Blossom. And Chefy Live and Ziva.

Don't come yet. Don't go away. We'll be right back. All right.

Yeah. See the clap sign. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block.

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To the Bonoboville family show, Spanxgiving 2018. Woohoo! It is kind of a family show. Not for children.

Okay, you know what? Families are not all about children. There's some adult families. Yeah.

Right here. Right. What's an adult family? It sounds kinky, doesn't it?

What is that? I don't know. It's like a commune. Is it a 1960s thing?

Kind of. I think it depends on the family. Or is it an Andy Warhol thing? Just as long as it has nothing to do with Charlie Manson.

I think adult families varies. No. Serial. Mass murder.

Crazy people. No. They're not allowed. No.

They don't mess around. They're just like everything serious. I want to know what is an adult family. This is kind of like, well, the fact that everybody has been here.

The Bonobo family. At least once. We're old enough. Nobody here is brand new.

No, yes. No newbies. We're old enough to choose our own families. No first timers.

No virgins to the show. Now people have been here different amounts of times. I've been with Max. We've been married over 26 years.

26 years. 27. Together. 27, baby.

Friends, 30 years. You're definitely Danielle and my model couple. I guess you're, yeah, we've known you since. We've been on the show quite a few times.

2016. Yeah. Yeah. Two years.

We've had a lot of fun here. You know, and then we have the new relatives. Awesome. Zivu.

Batman. Batman. And Harley. Now, Dorian.

He's in our family, Batman. I really do feel like it's kind of Thanksgiving Thanksgiving because you're not in your costumes. Yeah. This is casual.

You look like you're coming. Casual Batman. Casual A's. Casual Undertaker.

Undertaker. Undertaker. I was coming to mom's house. I was like, where are you?

No, when you first came in with the little, you know, put the whole thing on. Now let's just put this whole thing on. And look at that. There's a lot that's going on there.

Somebody, in fact, told me that you were in a blanket. She is. That's a Walmart. Interesting.

But you are. You're in a blanket. She's in cock doodle. Okay.

I wanted to be warm. It's kind of cold. Right. It's a good idea.

It's kind of chilly. I'm wearing a robe. I'm festive. It's everything.

You can get away with it. What's your boobs size? What's my boobs size? Well, you know, this is Thanksgiving, not Thanksgiving.

You have, like, beautiful, real boobs. In case they lose their clothes or something. No, I'm telling you. Speaking of real boobs.

Can we perhaps reveal them in a religious manner and a ritual manner and a worshipful manner as a part of Spanx giving Bonoboville community. All right. So, move over.

Okay. Come on up. Do you want to be on the banana or just on the blanket? Wherever you want.

Well, would you like to ride the banana? I'll ride the banana. Do you need a saddle? I'll ride the banana.

Yeah. I mean, it should be safe. No. No, it should be safe.

Okay. Whose phone? You're so beautiful. Okay.

So, bananas are not usually associated with Thanksgiving. Okay. So, now you may ride the banana and... Tropical Thanksgiving.

Okay. Yes. Tropical Thanksgiving. Kind of maybe on a tilt.

Let's cheat the banana here a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. There we go.

Okay. And can we reveal the altar? Well, Jacob's going to be really happy about this episode. Jacob.

Jacob. Yes. He's the donated banana. Yes.

Juicy Jenny. Oh, my God. You're so beautiful. Very beautiful.

All right. Would you like to come forth, Catholic Black Dorian? Yes. I haven't been Catholic in like 20 years.

But, you know, you were when you were here last time. But, you know, a certain type. Recovering Catholic. Yes.

Recovering Catholic. You may come forward and prepare the altar. Oh, I know. Believe me.

He's giving the altar quite a thorough licking. All right. And I will sprinkle the sacred pink Himalayan salt. Gotta have pink salt, yo.

Yeah. The best kind of salt. Isn't that... Wait, wait.

Where's my mistletoe? Where is it? Have to be festive, yo. I've lost it.

Wait. My thigh. Oh, how appropriate. All right.

There you go. And now licking. Oh, my God. Perhaps a kiss kiss.

Yes. Yep. This will do. This will do that.

Oh, well. And then there's the drink. Okay. So now usually, I think you can just do this

and lean against the banana. Put your feet on the ground. Banana kind of sworn. Feet on the ground.

Wait. Yeah, yours. Yeah. You're going to...

She's riding the banana. We have like a great color combination here, though. This is super adventurous. It's more fun with the banana.

Maroon. I'm like, what? You can do it. We have faith in you, Batman.

This is an adult banana split. This is an adult banana split. A whole banana split. I think what we want to do is this.

I'm going to take the banana. The man knows where the banana should be. My banana. Okay.

Now sit here with your legs open. She's good. Okay, now you're going to lean against the banana. Like so.

Now we got going on. Now the banana is a rest. A rest. Still loving life.

And now we are going to do our Thanksgiving waterboarding. Because we always take a prisoner to our Thanksgiving celebration.

Someone who is in the bondage of beautiful legs and can't get away. And now must lean back into the V of her crotch. That's from Peyton Place.

Captain Max. Is he here? Peyton Place, baby. All right, look at this.

Nice. I know Peyton Place. Yeah. Okay.

Back. And now you are going to open the mouth. Here we go. Maybe like this.

Third time to try. Is someone going to see a green fairy? You've been drinking that green drink. Dorian.

Black got waterboarded. Yeah. Pineapple style. With Agua.

Cocoa leaf liquor. Some of the last of the Agua. We have another bottle. Agua.

We're too heavy. And we love Agua. And we always keep ourselves stocked. That was beautiful.

Now you are going to see a green fairy. Yeah. Give it one hour. It will appear.

It's like an absence or something. Yeah, exactly. Maybe we should follow that up with the spanking. Oh.

Oh. Since it's Thanksgiving. Yay. Okay.

Don't worry. So they seem to be ready for this. What does your back tattoo say, Lev? Put a microphone, microphone.

Are they fools, these geese of men, to think that they can make a girl afraid? Yeah. These geese of men.

That's a thing. When a bunch of geese surround a woman. It's like a meme. It's from the book Les Miserables.

Oh, there you go. It finally stands up to her oppressor. That's what she says as she's hurling rocks at him. Nice.

Right. That's a great thing to say. Dope. What is it again?

Are they fools, these geese of men, to think that they can make a girl afraid? Wow. It was my mantra.

You're a very brave girl. To be with this goose of a man. It was my mantra going through therapy after an assault. Oh.

After your Me Too moment. Oh, wow. Oh, it's your handwriting. That's even cooler.

My own handwriting. Yeah, it's even cooler. Wow. So go, turn around for our somebody.

Somebody get this. On the exclamation park, it's actually a question mark that I then changed in my handwriting. That's really cool.

That's great. When did you get that done? I got it right after a really rough break up. I was with a man that never wanted me.

No tattoos, no piercings, no anything. And I left and I got my tattoo the month after. Wow. And when did you meet Batman?

I knew him before all of it. Oh, wow. You let you go through all of that? I'm a very private person.

It's not something that I would tell you. You didn't know? No, no. Okay.

For the record, I don't give a shit what you put on your body. It's your body. Yeah. It's beautiful.

Get all the tattoos. Yeah. Talk with a microphone or I'm going to have to spank you again and again and again.

And an amazing man that would say something like... She wants to be spanked. Absolutely. Incredible man.

The whole point. I'm very happy to be with. I would like to see him spank you for being so naughty. And also look at these panties.

Wow, they are nice. I love the color. Yeah, those are nice. These are expert panties.

All these cool colors. We actually did an intended match and it just sort of happened. Just sort of happened. It happened.

You both have a love for wine and burgundy colors. Yeah, me too. Burgundy. Yeah.

I don't know. It's a nice classy tone. It is definitely very classy and sensual. I have to agree.

Yeah, you rock the burgundy. See everybody. If you're a classy person, you rock it. I said scarlet, the burgundy.

Yeah, burgundy. You know, not quite that Christmas red. You got to work your way up to it. What I like about burgundy is that it's bold but still subtle.

Right. And it's almost like a human shade of beautiful, consensual, sapiosexual. Very religious, too.

Bruise. A lot of guys running around there. It's like burgundy, bruise. It's like an ass up.

It is a very religious color. This is our Bonoboville communion. And now we are doing the spanking. Oh, look at this beautiful hair.

The bat paddle. The bat paddle. Do you mind if I just fondle your head? She likes pets.

Yeah, I need a microphone to catch that. I love having my hair played with. Okay, because, you know, I'm brilliant. It's a nice color of orange.

See, that's orange. Head. Yeah, spank that bottom. Yeah.

Do you have a sense of being spanked by Batman? She's used to it by now. He's always Batman, even though he's not. But I mean, was that the sense you had from the beginning?

Actually, the very first time he donned me was his bell and Gaston. From Beauty and the Beast. So I won't lie. That's kind of always what I think of.

You had witch costume? It was so it was a Disney kink shoot was what it was. She was like this burlesque bell and I was Gaston. Gaston.

Yeah. Gaston. Which like, Gaston, okay, so he's totally like the poster boy for like toxic masculinity.

And I get that. He's like the dick. Yeah. But the thing is, if you take out all of the misogyny, he's a pretty

impressive dude. Like he's got like, if you listen to his song, you're like, Holy shit. You've done a lot. You're an asshole and you're sexist as hell.

But if you took that out, you would be impressive. But there's a lot of men in the industry like that. I can appreciate that we all like to get kinky with the villain. Cause I turned the table.

I mean, how do people end up with Joker? She ends up doming me at the end of the set. So like she had me in the car. I was like, no, this isn't happening.

I'm sure. Because realistically, that is what would happen if Belle and Gaston ever were in sort of like a BDSM relationship. Inevitably, Belle would start at the bottom but then work

her way up and it would be Gaston on the bottom. I agree with that. That was your argument and I agreed with it. Yes.

Because you were right. I agree. So that was that spanking. What do you want?

First spanking. More of this. Wait, would you talk on a microphone? Cause I gotta read lips otherwise.

Oh no, it's nothing to be sorry about. I said, oh this. I was like, whoa, what are you planning on doing with it? I mean, you know, it's organic.

No, I mean it actually isn't. Totally. It's not organic. It's so the opposite of organic.

But I feel organic with it. The moment's organic. I get, I just pull it out. It's fluid.

The motions are fluid. And the motions are fluid. And actually, you know. It looks very natural to have.

It's like, maybe back in the day when we were cave people, someone would just like pull out like a willow tree branch. It feels natural, right? Yes.

Having that in your hand, you know what I mean? Like a willow tree branch. Yeah, exactly. But sparkly.

Yes, sparkly. Berry's willow tree branch. But I understand why you want to have it in your hand. Do you understand why I want to spank you with it?

I understand. I know what it feels like. You would like it. You know, once I was sexually abused.

Tell me about it. If someone talks to me like that, it's just, I should leave. Performance.

Wait, wait, well, they both took the mic away from you. She should hold one. It's because you said I should leave. Hold one.

Because they were afraid. But you should keep talking. You should hold the mic. But come sit next to me.

Yes. Yeah. Turn up her mic. Turn up her mic, please.

No, it's a good time to talk about it on Thanksgiving. So let's talk about it. Okay. Well, let's talk about you.

Yeah. Because, you know, we could talk about it in general. But, you know, that's a big subject. I don't want to talk about me.

I like to talk about other people. I want to hear about other people's stories. The whole thing is like, oh, sexual abuse. This is a sex therapist's show.

And, you know, that's a lot of people who enjoy being spanked. Have been sexually abused? Well, yeah. They were spanked as kids.

And I think that a spanking for a kid is a form of sexual abuse. Absolutely. And I don't necessarily think the adults are getting off on it. But they might be.

Some adults might be. And the kid is definitely getting screwed up by it. Regardless of how the adult might feel. Whether the adult is frustrated or authoritarian.

So, this is very, very interesting. Because, like, my father never sexually abused me. Yeah. But he physically and emotionally abused me.

He would smack me, like, you know, and shit like that. So what you're saying right now. I need a sip of water. No, I'm getting really deep.

But I'm just, I'm saying that he never sexually abused me. But when he would push me, shove me, there was an energy of, like, a man being frustrated in his life. Yeah. And like, and so it felt like sexual abuse.

Yes. Right. Well, there was a sexual element to it. He kept his hand, you know, away from the naughty bits.

Yeah. As they say in Britain. No, totally. And I went to him.

At the same time, he was charged up and confused. And, you know, is part of a society that doesn't have a place to see and talk about it. It can be a way where you can figure out what to do. But, you know.

It's like held on to masculine sexual energy that's been, like, so pented up. You know, it's, yeah, that's becomes that. Well, I'm sorry you went through that. No, it's fine.

Like, I just like, I know it's fine. I know who you are. I'm still sorry you went through that. You're very frigging smart about, like, I can talk about, like, you're a sex therapist.

I can talk about this stuff with you. Like, you know this stuff. Well, I don't know if I know this. But you know what I mean?

Like, I don't, I'm not able to talk to anyone about this stuff. Yeah. So it's just like, you guys have this kind of community that feels like I can say this stuff. Well, you can.

And you understand. Like, my dad never sexually abused me. But the way he would hit me, it felt like sexual abuse. Oh, yeah.

I totally understand. Two spanks givens ago, I had, like, a true, like, breakdown. Because my mom and dad used to, like, make me pick switches. And, like, I was getting spanked.

And I started crying. And it was, like, really emotional for me. So I totally understand. Yes.

Okay. And you know, even if it's not so-called sexual, he's doing it to your butt. Yeah. Your butt is your seat of pleasure.

Wow. See, this is deep as fuck. What? And, you know, the thing of it is, hey, I think it's much better for,

listen, spanking is wrong, but it's better than smacking your kid across the face. Oh, absolutely. So, because the butt is, so, I mean, I don't know why I'm talking about, like, lesser of two evils, but I guess I am.

Because I guess I'm that kind of person. Right. So- I'd rather be spanked than punched in the stomach.

Oh, exactly. Okay. Spanking is going after the most cushioned part of the human body. Here's the thing.

I was never spanked. But it is also connected physiologically to your pussy. Right. No, exactly.

So, there you are. So, it's confusing for a kid. It's confusing. Yeah.

And anyway, you survived. There are well, I might add. Yes. I'm alive.

I'm kicking. I'm alive and kicking. And you are doing your thing, you know, and bringing a lot of pleasure to people as an aerial erotic artist and as Juicy Jenny.

And, you know, this is a spanking, you know, confession. Which, like I said, on Spanksgiving, you know, these things come up. And- I think it's also that, like, the moon phase right now.

Yeah, that's right. It's like a full moon. Oh, yeah. Like, it brings out a lot of, like, emotions.

Yeah. It does. It does. This is a, this is like a almost full moon and holiday.

It's the show over. Like, can I have another question for you? It's the show over. The show's not over.

Dr. Suzy, you have 15 minutes. There you go. So, I have a question. Don't make it too deep, but don't make it as deep as you want, baby.

I'll just jump right into this. I'm just going to take the canyon with you. You're fully dressed so I can bring the- What I realized-

But then I get to spanking, right? Of course, yeah. You can spank me while I'm asking the question. I'll hold the mic, and she's going to get spanked while-

Well, I don't know. I don't want to cheapen it. I mean, you ask me the question, and then we'll do- Okay.

So the question is- The question is- Where's your mic? You need a microphone, though.

It's a question and a comment. Question and a comment. Do you guys find that like- Okay, well you can do the question without the spanking,

but the comment comes with the spanking. Yeah, amen. That's hot. Look how I work things out.

Great show. So, I'm wondering like- Okay. So, but like you're distracting me with your boobs.

Right. Never mind. No, no, go ahead. Never mind what I was going to say.

No, would you stop showing your boobs to me like that? Thank you. I'm glad my boobs distracted you. I'm trying to focus.

I can't do it with your boobs. Go on with your question. Your question, please. So it's like-

In a really- Like I realized at one point in my life, like not too long ago, I was like maybe like I'd be really conscious of the fact

that like I was abused, like abused as a kid and from my dad. And so like there's a need for me to be abused. Like in every relationship I've ever had,

like all of my relationships, there's something- It's like I try to draw that out of the- It's like I just- I was like I need to be conscious of the fact that

you need to be abused, but do it in a healthy way. Well, there you go. Is that the weirdest- Now that-

Come to the Dr. Susan blog show. Of course, that sounds like clickbait. How can I get my boyfriend to abuse me in a healthy way? But you know, there's a thing to that.

How can we do this in a healthy way? You can do it. That's what this show is all about. It's called a fetish party.

I don't know. It's called just making it yours. Right. Making it yours.

And yes, communicating with your partner about knowing what you want to do if you want to do a scene where he plays your father, but he's not your father, but he plays that.

And you know, you can do that. And then you can experience just an incredible rush. You might have artistic inspiration. You might have a therapeutic breakthrough.

You might decide, I never want to do that with him again. You know? Or I never want to do that again. You know, some people who are abused and spanked,

and spanking is only one, probably minimal form of abuse, unless you're spanked really hard, which some people are. But there's many forms of abuse. And you don't always want to get into these kinky games.

I happen to think that they are therapeutic, that they are helpful to people. If you do them with the right people and all of that, which is not easy, especially, you know,

in these days of incels and just, you know, also women so frightened of each, of everybody. Everybody's frightened of everybody now. You know, we hide behind our phones and just connect with each other

through, you know, social media and stuff. And that's great. I love it. But, yeah, it does make expression of that great human force

of sexuality. That inner bonobo, you know, because bonobos are very sexual, they remind us of how sexual we are. And they kind of spank each other.

They do this thing where they smack each other, you know, and hold each other down. And fuck, you know. Well, I think that, like, just in general,

just like entering a relationship, just communication, as long as you have communication, you can enter any role with each other because you've already started from that.

Like, that's one thing that Danielle and I have really put a lot of energy into from day one and that we continue to do is just, like, and that's why we can live a literal role-playing life

where we're, like, we're living like a performance art piece at all times and we're always growing. And so our therapy is built into that and it's all based on the communication.

So I think if you enter a relationship like that and you have the awareness that you can, then, I mean, that's, then you could be bonobo, like, really embrace bonobo.

Yes, you can. Yes, we can. We can embrace. You've got ten minutes to embrace bonobo.

That's my resolution as it has been. It is my resolution for 2019. I'm gonna keep saying it. I guess I'm already into December?

No, a glass, almost there. More bonobo, less chimp, right? The chimps are always fighting. The humans are worse, but it is our chimps side

that fights with each other. It's our bonobo side that finds a way, at least before we kill each other, to share, you know?

Sharing. Such a concept. Anyway, speaking of sharing, you were going to share your comment.

Yeah, while being spanked, if I remember. Well, thank you, Zivu. I'm glad you said that because, you know, I have a witness.

Yeah, it's true. I got away. Is everybody dressed? Can I bring this to Facebook?

Oh, well, we've been dressed, but now we're about to get undressed. Well, I don't know. You're dressed enough now.

How do you feel about being spanked? I liked it when you spanked me. All right, then, that's all I need to know. That's all you need to know.

No, I mean, you know. Did you say something else? Wait, did you see my reaction when you spanked me? Yeah.

She seemed pretty juicy. Yeah, you were very juicy. That's true. I don't know.

Should I spank you with an attitude adjustment? I think maybe you should go a little harder. No, I think that you should. She's down with the attitude adjustment.

We're down with the attitude adjustment. Okay, so the position is going to be... Do we need towels? We need top...

Juicy jammies. Yes, that was a yes. So we got towels. So you want to be across...

What's my name? Like that. I like that answer. Except then the camera doesn't see unless they come back here.

What do we got? Just give me one. Okay. Okay, we're going to do this.

Brian is being helpful. Dr. Suzy, you have... Excuse me. You have eight minutes, Dr. Suzy?

I'm doing this. Okay, you've got e-core here. I do. We're just going to do a little spanking.

And then he's going to come in and say... Where is she going? Except these people are supposed to be setting up the towel. Yeah, but where is she going to be facing?

Just put the... They're facing towards the camera. Where's my camera people? They said face towards the camera.

Face towards the camera. How about sideways? Wrong way. Other way.

Turn around. That's not her face towards the camera. I think towards the camera. Did my water go somewhere?

Where did my water go blossom? Oh, there. See? Yeah, I think that's...

Okay. Okay, so now we've got her completely from behind, which I don't think is a good idea. Because then we don't see her beautiful face.

Except if you're here. And you people don't have cameras. This is a visual setup. I was giving you direction.

This is like some people have their family Thanksgiving picture. We have... They were watching a one person game of Twister. I was listening to the camera.

I say... Well, Dr. Suzy wants it as most important. I think that you should be sideways. So there we go.

That makes sense. So sideways so that you're facing this way. Face over this way. Or you could face that way.

Okay. Face whatever way is comfortable. And then we get the towel under you. Okay.

So you want to move? Yeah. So get like that. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. All right. So now...

You naughty girl. I'm going to take your top down. What? No.

Yes I am. You naughty girl. All right. There we go.

You're going to leave your dress on. And you're going to move forward to that microphone. Whoops. No.

No. Stay back here. Because you know... Cute boots.

That's perfect. Okay. So now... Let's examine this.

Amazing... Pussy... And... Butthole...

Let's give it... An attitude adjustment. Is your attitude adjusting? It seems like it.

Mine is. I hear her attitude adjusting. I really like her attitude all the time. But I'm open to it adjusting.

And... Yeah. It's now paddle. Is that harder?

Is that... It has to be a bit harder I guess. Okay. So what about your hands?

He's grabbing something. Here's Ikkor. He's going to just hold your hands. And you're not going to get away.

But wait. You're going to get squirted. I think for Ikkor to do that... Okay, Dr. Suzy, you have five?

Five. Five. All right. So Ikkor, we have a choice of what to do with the next three minutes.

Either you can take off your shirt and hold her. Or say... My goodness. Or both.

I would be watching you. I mean, you could hold her. And... I could spag her.

You could take off your shirt. You could sing for three minutes. Hold the microphone for him while he holds her. And he wraps while holding her.

And that microphone lost its condom also. He's surrounded by guys. I agree. He is.

But the girls are here. It's a team... Teamwork makes the dream work. You got it.

Done. Now the towels are completely out of... Okay. You are bending down.

We just had a brief... Kind of... Intrude. How about that?

Do you have to cover up like that? This is now the... Finale. This is the finale.

If it was for Facebook... Facebook's gone. Yeah, we're not on Facebook now. We have...

We are on Facebook right now. Well, I mean, but we're not showing. No, we're not showing. But actually, if you look at your screen real carefully,

there's a little monitor in there. And you have to get real close. And then you can see what's happening. Ah, Facebook.

Oh, no. He's giving secrets. You don't know. All right.

So, now... With one hand, you're going to hold her wrists. Yeah. Because that's what the lady wants.

Right? For her spanking. All right. Oh, wait.

She's done the handcuffs. What you want? This is the handcuff, right? Yeah.

This is a human handcuff. She found handcuffs. Awesome. Look, look.

Everybody look. Everybody look. Look, look, look, look. Look.

Can we get some volume on that? Yeah. Come on. Yeah.

We have the key to that? Yeah. Handcuff that. Handcuff that.

What? Yeah. Well, you wanted... Bondage.

Bondage. Yes. I got... Yeah.

She a bad girl. Oh. You do have a... Bad.

You do? Come on. Come on. Time is ticking, y'all.

Happy spanksgiving. Happy spanksgiving, y'all. Bonoboville. It'll be okay.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. Look.

Look. Yeah. Yeah. Get your badass in there.

Put your fucking hands right there. Bad girl. You're going to... You're going to time out, bad girl.

You're going to a long, long time. Oh, man. This escalated quickly. Look.

Look. Look. Look. Come on.

Come on. Yeah. Look. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah. That girl can go.

Look at that. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it rain.

Yeah. That girl can go. She got me rocking like with stuff. Oh, she's sweating.

She made me say, Damn. Thick like jam. Ten times downpiece.

Really? I'm a big one. What up, though? Cause to make my opponents knowin'

I'm a笑 faced barb and I'm in your zone. I'm known by the way she move that thing. Okay, so. Make it rain.

Yeah. The whole room shaped from the ass. Star krót damn. Baby you got that pop photographs?

And you went Christian sideways, Why she shaking that back that thing? Like, wet.

She bad. Look how she wet got that thing. Look how she make it rain. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah. That girl can go. Come on. Look how she tie it.

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it rain. Yeah, that girl go, bang. Everybody stop, and look at Jenny pop.

That thing rain. Got her ready to spit some dope. Oh yeah, we up in Vinobo. Yeah, the show we love, dub, dub, dub.

With a freaky lap there, clap 10s with the mans. I don't even know, but this life is short. That deal, she ill. She said to keep your pills and strap on.

Hold on real tight to these thighs and ride this trip. I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me. Let me have it.

No static up. Got this one in the club, right here. Yes, sir. I ain't lying.

I'm blind. She got it like that. She bad. Look how she make it rain.

Look how she shake that thing. Make it rain. She did it. Yeah, Jenny can go.

Come on. Look how she make it rain. Look how she make it rain. Look how she make it rain.

Yeah, that girl go, go, go, stop. Don't stop. With the way you pop, and the way you pop. It got me hot so dumb.

Come on, down, stop. Go work that body, wet that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Because anybody watching you make it rain.

Do your thing. Make it rain. Rain. Rain.

I'm so memorized. Don't hypnotize. By the way, she shake her ass and thighs, gave me a ride. So I had to buy more rounds.

She put it down, but she carry off all night. This chick, she bad. She the bomb. Yes, she dine.

Oh my. Look how she make it. Look how she make it rain. Look how she drop it low.

Ooh, yeah. Juicy can go, dudes be taking it. Yeah, make that thing. Like, ooh, rain.

Rain, shake it out. Come on, y'all. Look how she move. Look how she make it.

Yeah, that girl can go. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, lip, lip, lip, lip. Sup, sup, sup, sup, fuck, fuck. On the top, rock show.

Yeah, come on. Yeah, she bad. Juicy, jimmy, she bad. Top, rock, she's bad.

Yeah, onyx is bad. Blossom is bad. Yes, as long as kids don't TV history, y'all. Oh, on the Dr. Susan Blotch.

Juicy, Jenny. I said, you guys bring out the best. Bring out the way to you. You bring out the, like, I don't know.

Turn down the story of Black. Some character that I haven't really turned down the volume. Chef, you guys did to me.

A little up, up a little bit. There you go. Anzivu. Give it up for Dr. Blotch.

Yeah. Give it up for everybody. Yeah. Let us give thanks.

And let us give space. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Happy Spanksgiving. Let's spank it out.

Brothers and sisters, are we out of time? We are going to tell you in one second, we're going to talk to a higher authority about this time. How much a minute?

Two minutes. You have two minutes. Well, this has been a very meaningful, spankful, eventful,

Thanksgiving. Wet. Making it rain. That was fun.

It was great. A very juicy Spanksgiving. That song never meant, I don't know, I've heard you sing it a bunch of times,

but it just really rained in. I've just worked on this the most ever. It just made it rain. Well, you know, when you're making it rain,

you could be squirting, or it could be you're a stripper in a club, and the money's raining down on you. That's usually the idea of the raining.

Is that what I'm talking about? Or you're in Southern California, and it's raining on you. It's beautiful, as the fires have been so devastating.

But we've got each other. Just be, just be it. Well, you certainly be it. Anyone know this song?

And so does be live. So does everybody here. We are being it. We hope you are being it.

If you need to some help with beaning somebody on the tush, which is what a spanking is, which actually there's a punching form of spanking. It feels really good.

You mean to punch your ass? Here, let me do it real quick, real quick, real quick. Get it fast, fast. Okay, so that was not bad.

Oh, you got it. So it feels kind of good. You got to go for the right section. The show is ending.

It's true. And so we want to thank everybody. I think I named everybody. No shit.

And where's my spank magazine? And the bonobo way. If you practice the way, you can make pretty girls come.

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