A Smoking, Spanking Hot DOMCON 2016 Afterparty

Full transcript of A Smoking, Spanking Hot DOMCON 2016 Afterparty on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Lovers and sinners, masturbators and fornicators, femdoms and politicians. Trumps and chumps for Trump. Are you a chump for Trump?

Troops and dupes. Are you a troop that's duped? The living and the dead. All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha,

Brahma, Ramadhan. But one thing we do know. In addition or, you know, in at least along with those gods and or goddesses, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an A-man?

A-man! Can I get an A-women? A-women! I want to welcome you to Benopoville.

And yes, it is Memorial Day weekend Saturday night. That's why we're all tricked down in red, white and blue here on the Dr. Susan Block show. Not that we aren't always very patriotic, but red, white and blue gets kind of old. But right now it feels fresh, like a fresh grave.

That's what we're talking about on Memorial Day. The graves. Isn't it funny how the last Saturday of masturbation month, because it is the last Saturday, it's the climax. The climax of masturbation month is always, you know, the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend.

There's something really, I don't know, ironic. I mean, how do you conjoin these two bedfellows? I have struggled with this for many years, actually, since the beginning of masturbation month. Which was, I don't know, years ago, 20 years ago.

So, I think, you know, you got to just be creative, right? Manhandle those hot dogs, boys. Mash those potatoes, ladies. Memorial Day signals the start of summer, heating up.

Of course it's not very hot here in Southern California. I don't know, we're fucking with the ozone layer so much. I don't know if we can count on Memorial Day to signal anything, but the sizzling smell of fresh barbecue.

And there's another kind of barbecue that Memorial Day is all about. It is a requiem for the dead. Yes, indeed, the people who have been barbecued in America's perma wars, brothers and sisters. The American dead, that is.

The other dead can get their own holiday, right? Memorial Day is for America's dead soldiers. We are the masturbation nation serving the multinational corporations of America, even if they are based in Hong Kong.

And so, on this solemn and not so summery weekend, we salute the troops who have given the ultimate gift. We do. Their lives.

For this community we call our nation, and we appreciate the risk that they take and their service, and it is a big risk joining the military jobs lottery. You join up and you spin the roulette wheel

to see if you wind up with a subsidized education or your legs blown off. So we salute you. We do. I know, I made a joke, a bad joke about disabled people,

but yeah, that's the military lottery, and we do appreciate your service, but we do not salute or support America's perma wars and that we fight against other nations.

Did someone say I do? It was fight. All right, she's going to have to be spanked with America's stick right here. Now, we don't support America's perma wars as a bonobo-ville,

as a corporation, even though individuals might be war mongers amongst us. We ask them to leave their guns in the street. And yeah, the perma wars that we fight against other nations, whose citizens also happen to masturbate.

Can we remember that, please? Even if they never heard of masturbation month, although it's getting a lot of play now, and these other nations may have very different concepts of God

and morality and honor and death, but we all enjoy manhandling our horny hot dogs, don't we? And we enjoy mashing our pretty potatoes from time to time. So, yeah, that's part of what it means to be human.

And to accept ourselves and others in, it's part of what it means to be humane. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters and lovers and sinners of our masturbation nation around the world, whether your particular nation condemns masturbation

as the most evil sin you can commit, or just considers anyone who jacks or jills off to be a pathetic sex addict, we all do it. At least sometimes, or several times a day,

and we are all one in wanking. Can I hear an amen? Amen! Can I hear an A-women?

A-women! That's right. But back to Memorial Day, we are going to celebrate today

with a very exciting show. Yes, indeed. We are very excited to have a Dom-Con after-party! Woo!

We had so much fun at Dom-Con 2016, and we are going to have an after-party fit for a femme-dom queen. So, brothers and sisters, I want to introduce my first guest tonight.

I have several very exciting and impressive guests. But my first guest is Mistress Tara Indiana. One of the leading Dom's of Dom-Con, and the director of the famous Den of Iniquity,

and also 2016 United States presidential candidate. Oh, wow! That's amazing. It is amazing.

You ran for president. Well, I did, so it's not so amazing, but it's pretty amazing. I mean, I did it,

but that doesn't mean it's not amazing. And I actually have right here a old sweatshirt from when I ran for president in 1992 with a Frank Moore for president in 2008 button

because I ran it as his running mate, because running for president was just so much work. I was happy to just do the parties and let Frank do the work.

But, yes, it's an important thing. It's a wonderful thing to see you running and to see you beating Donald Trump. Oh!

I like Donald. Well, you might need to be beaten, too. I'm always beat. Right.

Because we have to beat and defeat the chumps for Trump because there's a lot of chumps for Trump and some of them are as pretty as Dayton. It's true.

So we're glad that we have some choices still in America because we may not for much longer. And one of our choices is Mistress Tara, Indiana.

And I'm so excited to have you back on the show. The last time you were here, we were upstairs, and it was your 20th anniversary of Den of Iniquity. Correct.

That was exciting. That was very exciting. Thanks for having us. Absolutely.

Now, you have to talk closer to that microphone. Closer to the microphone? Yes, yes. Wow, you have a very sexy voice.

I do. I use it to mesmerize men. You want to hear that voice. That's a nice voice.

And, you know, I'm also hearing in my headphones. I don't know if others are. Quiet in the back? Quiet in the back.

The crew, you need to turn off your microphone in the back there. Well, I don't know. Max doesn't even have a microphone at all.

He does, but it's not on. Okay. Captain Max. Now my microphone is on.

Welcome back to the program. And we have Mistress Tara Indiana, who is running for United States President. United States President.

President of the United States. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

Yes, sir. Yes, ma'am. And we just saw a picture of her beating Donald Trump or showing how she will beat Donald,

literally and figuratively. Very, very nice. There we go. Yeah.

This is at Dom Conn. Oh, look at that. At the opening night ceremonies presided over by Goddess Phoenix and, of course, the fabulous Mistress Sian.

Beat that Trump. Yeah, beat that Trump. Well, maybe we'll have a chance to see you beat Trump right here. Maybe I could do a demonstration.

Absolutely. Well, so how did you go from, you know, the queen of mistresses to U.S. presidential candidate? Well, it started on my birthday before it got really out of hand.

Okay. Before it seemed like he could win. And it was just sort of a joke. It was just sort of a joke.

There you go. That joke hits hard so much. It was just sort of a joke initially. Yeah.

Because it seemed like a joke that Donald Trump could run for president. Yes. It seemed like if a reality TV show star could be president, why not a dominatrix?

It is a joke. That's what it's so funny about. Yeah. And so, you know, at first it was a joke.

And then as it started to get more serious, I thought, well, you know what, maybe I should really throw my head in the ring. And I filed the papers.

And the rest is history, so to speak. Yeah. You filed the papers. That's an important thing.

And so, you know, you're one of, I don't know how many U.S. presidential candidates. Probably thousands, I would guess. I don't know.

Yeah. There were quite a few when I ran. Yeah. Yeah.

I think when I ran it was just the beginning of the nut cases coming out of the closet and running for president. We realized, hey, I could do this. Yep.

You know, and at my time it was a bush that we had to get up against. Mm-hmm. So now, you know, you felt inspired to beat Trump.

Yes. And you are a professional, I mean, an expert. Beatress beating. Well, that's my campaign motto,

is that I've been beating men like Donald Trump for 25 years. There you go. There you go. So this will be easy.

You're definitely an expert in that. Take that. You use various items, I guess, to beat men. Yes, I do.

What type are your favorites? To beat men. To beat men. I actually like just using my bare hands.

I have very, very mean little hands. Mean little hands? Yes. See, I thought Trump had mean little hands.

Oh, but you have such pretty hands. He has got mean and stumpy hands. Yeah. But yours are very graceful.

Yes. And with quite the fingernails as well. Do you do some scratching when you beat? I do do some scratching.

I like scratching and tickling a little bit. All right. I also like just grabbing them by the balls. And just grabbing them by the balls.

Right. Whoa. Whoa. I felt it too.

I didn't even have a ball. I felt that one myself. Yes. And I think on that note, and it was a high note for sure,

I am going to introduce some of my other guests here. I'm very excited to have the lovely goddess Leanne back in Bonoboville. Whoo.

I got it. Did you have a good Domcon? I had a great Domcon. Yeah.

Is her microphone on? Can you hear me? Yeah. Oh, that's better.

That's better. A little bit of feedback. Somebody's twisting someone's balls around here. And let's see.

We also have the lovely newbie, the virgin to the show. We have Jackie Blue. And we are in red, white, and blue for you, partly. Well, it's also Memorial Day.

And we have a presidential candidate here. And someone can move my music stand if that's... I can move that. Yep.

There you go. And we have our little red, white, and blue elf, Dayton Reigns. There she is.

Yeah. And you were at Domcon. This was your first Domcon? Yes, it was my first Domcon.

It was fabulous. I was right in my element. Yeah? Are you a Dom or a Con?

I am... Neither. I am extremely submissive. Extremely submissive?

Totally. Okay. Totally. You don't Dom...

Ever? You never swim? I don't have a dominant bone in my body, sweetheart. Wow, okay.

Wow. Well, that's no Con. That's nice. Quite a bit of a pain slut as well.

Really? Just so you know. Is your mouth watering? A bit.

A bit. A pain slut. How much can you take? I have never, ever used my safe word,

and I don't ever want to. But you have one. That's kind of sexy. I have one.

Good. Would you like to know what it is? Yeah, I would like to know. Super kella fragilistic expialithosis.

Ah, you're so fun. Well, everyone can remember that, but can they... Can you get that out?

If I need to, I probably... All right. I don't know. But you never have.

I think it's just you wrong a word. I've never... I don't even know what my limits are yet. Ah.

Well, when did you get into this world? I fell pretty heavily into it. I kind of like nose dived into the lifestyle around 2000. Oh, okay.

And I have lived as a slave for seven years. All right. Yes, captain. Where are you from?

What part of the world are you from? I'm originally from North Carolina. North Carolina. I was heavy into the BDSM lifestyle in Ohio.

And my outing to Don Con last week was my first exposure to any part of the lifestyle since I've been to California. Well, welcome to the lifestyle. I've been missing it.

And welcome to Bonoboville. Thank you. You were also at my class, and you were a very good audience member.

I enjoyed it very much. Oh, thank you. I found it very informative and entertaining. Awesome.

And you had me glued to my seat. I didn't even... It was over too quickly. I think that was the astraglide.

It was over too quick. I thought it was over too quickly. Well, we did want to finish it quickly because we wanted to run up for the mistress photo,

which we missed. A lot of people missed it this year. Yeah, no? It was a little bit weird.

A lot of people missed it. Yeah, a lot of people missed it this year. Strange. But it was great to bring the femdom apes.

And I know that your platform is about bringing female supremacy to America. Yes. So, you know, these apes show us the way.

The bonobos are basically a femdom culture. Yes. So, there you go. You have to have a primatology secretary.

Yes. Yeah. And she says yes a lot. I think you're getting into that political state.

Yes. Because I know as a dom. You don't say yes that much. I know you.

No, mostly you say no as a dom. I met you in 2005. Yes. No, I remember.

You're becoming so political. I love it. Yeah, we met in 2005 at a Sine King film festival. That's right.

Event where we were showing our film on squirting, female ejaculation, very patriotic. Salute the flag with a big gush of amrita. It's holy water.

It's holy water, brothers and sisters. It's holy water. Good for the skin. Or pee.

Or what? Or pee-pee. Well, no. That's not what female ejaculation is.

Pee-pee is something else. Okay. Just because you don't female ejaculate doesn't mean you should poo-poo others female ejaculate as pee-pee.

I read your article and it said that the porn industry uses it as urine. And you, yeah, they ruined it. They ruined the female.

But we're talking not about the porn industry. I'm just saying, though, that we are talking about actual female ejaculation that women do, just like men ejaculate.

Just like sometimes men come without ejaculating. Sometimes women come with ejaculating. And it does have trace elements of urine, if you want to be a urologist about it.

But it is not urine, urine. You're going to get spanked. I know. I know for many reasons.

I can definitely taste the difference. You can. I know. Thank you, Jackie.

Jackie does the taste test. And you don't even have to. The smell test also doesn't, you know. But tasting is a nice, submissive thing to do.

What happened here? That's what you get. It blew its o-ring. The taunts from China.

China. What are you going to do about that? What are you going to do about China? I didn't know it lit up.

Wow. This is even cooler. Okay. So maybe that was supposed to come off.

Okay. So, yeah. I mean, do you have an economic plan? Yeah.

I'm going to decriminalize polyandry, which is different than polygamy, because it's marriage to multiple men. And that's good for diminishing resources.

Because college is so expensive now, and just everything is so expensive now. So, one single woman with several male husbands is what you probably need to send your kids to college.

And think about all the gang bangs you guys can enjoy. Because speaking of porn, that is one of the most highly chosen genres, is gang bangs.

You'd think that guys who watch porn would like watching two girls, three girls on one guy. But no, the most popular genre is two guys,

three guys, four guys on one woman. Because that's how, you know, our ape cousins, bonobos as well as other apes,

tend to do it. I don't even know why they like that, though. I do porn. I don't do that.

Well, I'm telling you why. Because the cuckold syndrome, and we know about the cuckolds because we're therapists. I do know about that.

And you know about that. Yes, I do. And it's not unusual. It's very powerful.

It's very common. And there's a lot of men who are humiliated by it and who need to be spanked for it and who need to put on the horns, you know.

And there's a lot of other men who are not humiliated by it, who just enjoy it. And they might even direct a movie with it or they might, you know,

arrange for their wives to be with other men. And it doesn't have to be humiliating unless you really want it to. But the interest in slutty women

is rampant among men. And it's about time you guys just accepted it and stopped putting the slutty women down for turning you on.

Women who have a lot of men are a turn-on. And I think that men are constantly trying to put down women for being sluts because of their own desire for slutty women.

My gang bang record is 17 so far. Wow! There you go. My next one will be at least 25.

See, there you go. There you go. And, you know, doms, femdoms often have many slaves and men who serve different roles.

Yeah, that's what I do. There's assistants, there's, you know, maids, there's secretaries, there's, you know, just furniture.

I don't know. What else is there? Well, you have to have a stud. A stud? That's you, Max. Oh!

Max, you're stud. That's right. Well, you know, every woman has to have a stud. I don't know about this world.

I'd like to keep four men. Iron less is not enough and more is just too busy. Really? Yeah. Four. Well, as president, you're going to have to have a lot more.

I hope you can handle it. I mean, you'll have other women helping you because, of course, the female solidarity, that's important. Very important.

But, yeah, I mean, you're going to have to delegate even more. You've been delegating a lot. You know, you have the first dungeon that had franchises. That's correct. Right.

And very sort of brought a business-like veneer to dungeons in New York. And, you know, to some degree all over the world. Thank you.

So, yeah, but this is a lot bigger. Yeah. Yeah, fantasize. Yes. So, I also found out in looking up your background a little bit

that just before I met you in 2005, you had been on The Daily Show. Yes. Oh, my God. That was my proudest accomplishment.

Wow. Woo! Congratulations. The only dominatrix ever on The Daily Show. Wow. That is so awesome.

And you said, John Stewart is the only man that has ever publicly humiliated me. Correct. With a capital M, but nevertheless,

what did he humiliate you over? Oh, he humiliated everybody on The Daily Show. I mean, that's part of it. Oh, yeah, of course.

Well, how did he humiliate you? I mean just being on it. I was just being somewhat facetious. But, you know...

But what did you talk about? I knew they were going to take whatever I said and edit it into something ridiculous. And they did, and that was fine.

But actually, they weren't... They didn't hack me up too badly. Okay. It wasn't too bad.

Okay. They were having trouble with me because I think they were used to people who didn't get the political references

and they needed you to sort of be dumb. Oh. So, the Goldwater reference I got. Oh, Mistress Tara Indiana.

They referred to Goldwater. Yeah. And why did they see Dominatrixes? Goldwater.

Yeah. Maybe. Probably. Probably.

Yeah. So, yeah, it wasn't... They didn't hack me up too badly, but it was fun.

It was really fun. It's one of my favorite shows. So, it was a big honor to be on there. Yeah, and that was during the election year.

Yeah, Republican Convention 2004. Ah, so they were asking you about how many Republicans were beating. Yes.

Yes, that's exactly. So, you see, I've beaten Republicans before. Very good. We approve.

Now, Max, didn't I see somewhere that Ken Starr is in trouble for sexual harassment? No. Actually, he's in trouble

because he's not stopping the sexual harassment. Well, that puts him in trouble for sexual harassment.

Exactly. So, and who knows what else this man is doing? You know, this guy...

Actually, we gave him the award as Pornographer of the Year. We did. In 1998, Ken Starr won Pornographer of the Year.

They sent the award back to us, and it's now sitting in the art gallery across the way. Where did we try to send it

to the White House? To Ken Starr's office. Right, to his office, the Starr Chamber. Yeah.

Right, right. So, we did get this wonderful build-on. And, you know, he's still in the race somehow. There he is.

There he is. And I must say, it could get interesting if... I don't mean to impinge on your chances,

but if Elizabeth Warren is Vice President because she's kind of a fandom with a fandom. Yeah, she has a fandom.

She beats Trump almost as good as you do. I mean, you know, not with her hand, but with her mouth. She does.

And, you know, props to you, Liz. Is she Liz or whatever? Okay. So, yeah, Domkons.

So, you also talked about spirituality at Domkons. Yeah, I do a class called BDSM and God. And it's sort of an education on what the passages in the Old Testament actually mean

so that people sort of get sort of the truth of it and also give them coping skills if they are having trouble in their, you know, their spiritual life and their spiritual community

being accepted amongst their peers. And what about the whole spirituality of the goddess? Is that part of it? There actually is a Hebrew goddess, Shakita.

Shakita, right. That's the Hebrew aspect of Jehovah. That's getting into some Zohar here. It's that Kabbalah.

Yes. Where's my red band? Anyway, yeah. Well, I mean, I think you can just, you know,

you can take religion and make it what you want. I mean, we are experts in fantasy and we are very close to the preachers and the ministers.

That's why I kind of do a play on preachers here in Bonoboville is because it's close and because Lord and Lady knows we need spiritual connection.

We all do. We all do. And we find it in different ways, you know. And some of us do find it in the old books

that we were brought up with. And so that's interesting. My hat is off for a second to the pursuit of spirituality and sexuality

and BDSM, you know, and it's partly because whenever you get whipped hard enough, you go, oh, God. There you go.

Yeah. So. So how many dom-cons have you been to? I think this year was my fourth.

Oh, wow. Yeah, my fourth. They're getting bigger. Yes, they are getting bigger.

With the popularity of 50 Shades that you protested? Yes, that's right. Yeah, it's, well, you know, it's interesting that 50 Shades is a great thing

because, I mean, when it first started to become really popular, I thought, well, you know, anything that makes SNM more socially acceptable is good. But then, I mean, you've been around as long as I have.

So, I mean, you remember when SNM first got into the mainstream, which was really the 80s and the 90s with Madonna and different music. Well, Madonna was picking it up.

Yeah, okay, got into the mainstream. And, you know, when that first happened, I used to like it, but now it feels more like they're co-opting our culture, actually.

Because it was infuriating to me that this woman that has nothing to do with SNM was a star. No, no, the woman who wrote it

is making all this money off us while we're still losing our jobs and our homes and our children and nasty divorces. I watched the movie.

And it was really lame. No offense, but to anyone, I just... I did watch it. I don't read the book, but I watched the movie

and I thought it was really there. Yeah, I agree. Well, you know, Madonna... Say what you will about the material girl,

but she is an artist. I love Madonna. And she got into BDSM herself for a while. And maybe she still is, I don't really know.

But she definitely has a lot of respect and artistry about it. And even though the book that she did, I must say it fell apart.

So she got, you know, right, Max? Oh, the sex book. The sex book with the... Which was really a BDSM book.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The silver one. Oh, that's a pretty one. It's a beautiful book, but it falls apart.

The pages fall out. I fixed it. Oh, you mean literally it falls apart? Yeah, yeah, they do.

No, no, I fixed it. No, it doesn't fall apart. Yeah, I know, but you had to fix it. Oh, yeah, I know.

Right, it didn't. It's on a spiral. Yeah, on that spiral thing. The pages fell out as soon as you got it.

Yeah, I definitely got that. It's hot off the press. I was very excited about that. Yes, indeed.

Not the show. Dita, she called herself Dita long before Miss Vonteece, actually. But look who the fuck just walked in here.

You know, it's so badly written that 50 Shades of Holy Crab. Like the Susie. We're locked in here. Look who walked in here.

I can't see. Oh, it's the Italian. Yeah, the Baltimorean. Okay.

We got two Italians. What's going on in Baltimore? Two and a half Italians. Two and a half.

What does that mean? We have a presidential candidate here. Right, so behave yourself. Yes.

Don't embarrass Bonoboville. Don't embarrass us, man. God, there's all kinds of... I guess it's because it's Memorial Day weekend.

More memory. All the freaks are coming up. It's memory weekend. Memory, memories.

Thanks for the memories. I can't think about memories while looking at your memories without thinking about Bonoboville. I can do that too.

You can do this. A lot of women don't know they can do this. Would it be very pricy? Would it be very presidential?

But it wouldn't be very nice as a host not to ask you to demonstrate. I don't know if I can under this shirt. Not under that old man's white shirt.

Can I give you an IOU on this? Yes. I'm trying to polish up my image. Okay, I got you.

You got to keep it classy. You've got to keep it classy. You've got these big bodacious boobs. Oh my goodness.

Yeah, you can. There you go, you did it. She did them in sync, right? Yeah, this way.

Well, I must say that you do it much better than... Well, it looks like you've had a lot of practice. Yeah, that's what I do in my free time. Muscular memories here.

That's really heavy. Anyway, I think, speaking of religion, it is time for at least one Bonoboville communion before we take a break.

So, I'm going to... Say that you, being my guest of honor, you have first dibs. I haven't done this before.

Well, did you do this last time? I don't remember. Well, you take a drink. Okay.

A shot. But before you take the shot, you take your communion. The shot, of course, is the blood of the God of your choice.

And in this case, we've got Ron to Jeremy Rums, so you could say you have Ron down your throat. And we have other choices as well back there.

Agua Coco-Leaf LeCour, if you like your Coco-Leaf Distilled. And then, so you take that, you take the salt off of the altar girl.

Okay. Who's the altar girl? Well, I won Best Altar Girl 2015. Did you?

She did. I did. And she's really working on winning for 2016. Okay.

And, yeah, she's all dressed up for it. I mean, there can be other altar girls. Yeah, you can pick whoever you want. And any part you want.

Well, I mean, not anyone. No, not any part. I don't know. Not up your nose.

Not up my nose. Okay. But the boobs are generally the altar of choice. And there is a little licking involved.

Okay. Okay. So, all right then. So, here we go.

Wow, you have a lizard tongue. That's good. That could be fun. Oh, yes.

All right. So, here we are. Would you like the Ron to Jeremy Ron or the Agua Coco-Leaf LeCour?

I'm going to try the Agua Coco-Leaf LeCour. Is it? Very nice. Okay.

Should we have our bartender get that while you prepare the altar? Bartender, could you remove your shirt, please, and come to pour the drink?

Why? Thank you. Hollywood Jake. You want me to rip your shirt off?

He likes to have someone rip his shirt off. All right. There he is. Handsome Hollywood Jake.

You can find Jake at Target Stores all over the country. Unwrap. Okay. There we go.

What we're having is the Agua in a little shot glass that I don't know where they are. I do. There we are.

And I, being the high priestess of Bonoboville, will sprinkle the salt on the altar. And, you know, well, I think you should get up for her. I have.

Okay. She's presidential. She shouldn't have to lean over. She's on the floor.

No, but maybe you could get... Dignified. Yeah. Actually, oh, and we have to do this.

We have to open this up afterwards. Right before the break, we're going to open up your poster. And so here she is. Mistress Tar will have to lay into my breast

so I could pour it, you know. Right. Okay. Okay.

So now this is Dayton Reigns altar girl. And she did grow up Catholic. Nice Catholic girl. There she is.

So first, yes, you can feel the altar. And it's very smooth, almost like marble. And, yeah, if you're going to talk, use a microphone. So let's see.

Let's hold the mic here. So how does the altar feel? It feels very firm. Good.

Good. You want a firm altar. Okay. And we have the lick.

And now let's... Don't want to have dandruff on your... Alrighty. Okay.

And we lick the salt. And yes, indeed, a very nice lick, lick, lick. And now... I think now you drink.

And down the hatch. And she just did it right down the hatch. Clearly the left wing is having a good time. Wow.

That is very impressive. Let's hear it for US presidential candidate. I'm mistress of mistresses, Tara, Indiana, doing the Noboville Communion at the Dr. Susan Block show.

That's right. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's get this here. What was that?

Set that live. I want to be a president that you can have a beer with. That's right. Very important.

Except, you know, it's better that you had an Agua Coca-Cola with the beer. I think that's much classier than a beer. Yeah, and I'm always about keeping it classy. Exactly.

Seeing Trump on the airplane eating McDonald's made me want to throw up. Right? I think... Is there a Donald Trump here?

What was he doing? Eating McDonald's. How much time do we have? Does he have a McDonald's franchise?

How much time do we have? 10. 10. 10.

Okay, because I think that, you know, we need to see how you're going to beat Donald Trump. You want to see how I'm going to beat Donald Trump? I want to see how you're going to beat Donald Trump.

I'll show you exactly how I'm going to beat him. Come on up here, small hands. Come on up here, short fingers. That's right.

Oh, wow. Donald, you're crawling over. Look at your butt. It's Trump.

That's right. Awesome. I'm sorry. Here, let me hand you something.

A woman has to teach him a lesson. That's right. Oh, my God. Well, in my world war,

he's going to be pissed and whack him. Whack him good. Oh, yeah. Whack that bastard.

Yes. Whack that Trump chump. Can I put my tongue in his mouth? Do it.

He looks surprised. He has a hole right here. Yeah. Shut him up.

Shut up, Dad. Beautiful. Yes. Holy crap.

That's right. Whack balls. Microphone. Wait, whoa.

What do you say? There is another way that we could shut him up. Yeah. Oh.

I bet your ear penis is even smaller. Oh, yes. Smaller than that. Tiny, tiny, tiny little micro penis.

And that's why you have to behave so badly because you feel so insecure. And that's why you build those big towers and you put your goal letters and your name on it

because you've just got a tiny, tiny, tiny penis. Isn't that right? He's nodding. He's nodding.

And his little dick is getting hard. Oh, my God. Are we going to open it out? Oh.

This is Tara. Handled. Tiny, tiny, tiny. Oh.

And there it is. It's a carrot. Oh, my God. Tiny it is.

That's all it is. That's all it is. That's it. You know what?

It matches his hair. Yeah. And it, yeah, he's eating it. She made him eat his own carrot penis.

This big. Baby carrot. This is still tiny. Whoa.

What? Shut you up. Yeah. Shut him up.

I'm going to shut him up. I'm getting a big vicarious, exciting thrill out of this. I am. I know you're getting upset, which is good.

I'm not upset. I don't know what I'm list like. Wow. Shut you up.

Shut him up. And for all. Oh, my God. So that's how I'm going to beat Donald Trump.

Oh, yeah. Listen to that. Can I count on your support? Oh, yes.

Yes. Beat that little guy. All right. Oh, whack him good.

Yeah. Whack him good. You want this? Put the Trump battalion up with his ass.

I'll give Donald Trump a boob. Rub in the face, but not a beat out. He doesn't deserve any more titties. No more titties for you, Donald.

That's it. I know he's already had Ivana and his new one, but I could beat him if you want. I would like that. All right.

Don't don't hurt them or kill them. Okay. We don't kill people. Captain Max, I don't really even like to beat you.

I'll do it just for him. I might beat the shit out of him a little bit. Okay. Bend over, Mr. Trump.

I don't hurt nobody. Yeah. Wow. You even arched your butt.

Well, turn to camera at least. Well, I've been training him now for a while. Okay. Oh, you're too nice.

Way too nice. Really hardy? I'm going to give him a book spanking. There you go.

There you go. I'm not a big beater. Yeah. Dr. Susan, you get him.

I'm going to spank the bonobo way right here. Look this way. Watch this. And now look this way.

His head doesn't fall off. Take it. Learn the bonobo way. Oh, dirty Donald.

Good bonobo boy. All right. I'll hit him one time with this. This is fun, actually.

Told you it'd be fun. Told you it'd be fun. There you go. Oh, that was a good one.

My one and only time. Did you see Jesus? How you doing there, Mr. Trump? You're quiet now.

Aren't you? Are you okay? I'm sorry. Oh, no.

Don't apologize. No, you can't apologize. Don't apologize. But she did take quite a liberty with your...

No, that's okay. I enjoyed it. Your adversary there. So that's good.

You enjoyed it. That was kind of fun. Okay. Okay, we're done with you now, Donald.

You can just be off with yourself. Just crawl away. We might want you back when we're in our mood for releasing some tension a little later.

You know, it's a great tension release. Spanking. Either way. It's fun and bad at the same time.

Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad. How do you ladies feel? Would you like to spank Trump?

Yeah, that's fine. You like watching that. Can you talk into the mic or is it on? Yeah, you can have mine.

Can you hear me? Yeah, okay. Yeah, I liked watching it. That's fine.

Yeah, you would like taking the spanking, but you're way prettier than Trump. Try Miss Jackie. Even though I am not dominant, I would love to. You would like to spank Trump?

Okay, okay. Well, we're going to do that after the break. I think we're ready for our break or not, folks. Yes, but we're going to pull out the sign here.

We have a little, a little, a big, big phallic sign. Okay. Big. Oh, one white man, one middle-aged white man at a time.

Whipping America back into shape. One middle-aged white man at a time. There we go. We're going to do a covered book.

All right. Nice. All right, folks. Here we have the femdom candidate for U.S. president.

She, she's the one to beat Trump on his ass. And she proved that. So, Mr. Stara, Indiana, and Goddess Leanne, and the lovely Jackie Blue, and Dayton Reigns, and everyone, brothers and sisters of the Noboville.

We're going to take a little break, right? Okay. And we're going to come back with more Bonoboville Communion and more beating Trump. And so, don't come yet.

And don't go away. It's the masturbation month climax. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way,

inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex.

It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males.

Bonobos are special, partly because they just are. And partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane,

bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us, and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you?

Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex.

Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, learn the bonobo way.

You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered.

So a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction, read the bonobo way, and learn why this could be the most important

eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. Brothers and sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Mass Evasion Month.

So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne.

Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here. Put the other right here. And just position yourself comfortably.

Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. She's mounting the Sybian. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way?

Oh, I have many a times. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot.

Go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipples. We've got for Jim Rado, riding a Sybian.

Holy shit. That does the job. Yes, it's doing it. Sybian strikes again.

Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville. Ride on the cowboy. Take a deep breath.

Deep breath. Relax. Relax. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian

celebrate and masturbation month. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Princess.

Oh, I know. Yes. Yes. Princess Vassili.

A sister of a ring of course. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block, your wonderful human being. Wonderful human being.

Dr. Susan Block, hello. Thank you. I think Dr. Susan Block is on it. I think we have orgasm, Houston.

And let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang it.

Oh, my god. Ava Ejection. We, we, we, we. What?

I'm going to go. We're going to go. Bye, Sister Penny. Testify.

I'm going to masturbate. Get you masturbate. I'm going to masturbate. And you are not ashamed.

How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock.

I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off. I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm just going to leave. I feel like I'm going to leave this one.

Where's the husband? You got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh, my god.

Don't let her fall over. Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you.

I love you. That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Sussin 1 and World Wide Web. And now, we're here to talk to Sussin 1.

Welcome back, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. This is the Dr. Sussin Block Show. Live from Bonoboville, we're having a Domcon after-party with premier mistress and U.S. presidential candidate,

Tara Indiana, who just showed us how she's going to beat Donald Trump. We also have goddess Leanne here and other guests who aren't back yet, so I won't say who they are. But in any case, we're very excited to have Tara here,

and we just kind of discovered that you look very much like Elizabeth Warren. I did not know that. Well, you know, now I'm looking at you. Yeah, you know, if you put some little glasses on.

And of course, one of our favorite guests on the show is Nina Hartley, who does the Hillary Clinton hornos and, you know, the take-offs, the parodies. And so, my goodness, if there is, I think they need to be little wire and glasses. Sorry.

You'll have to, yeah. Who's got a picture of Elizabeth Warren? Do you have one? Can you put one up there?

Abe, can you get a picture of Elizabeth Warren? Okay, well, maybe not right away. Oh, wait, that's Trump. Oh, there's Elizabeth Warren.

Yeah, it's kind of, I mean, she's a little more librarian-ish than you. But, you know, there's... Put your tone down a little bit. Yeah, tone it down.

I mean, I'm just saying, if she gets the vice presidential nomination, which I think she should, I mean, I think it would be super powerful to have this, you know, female ticket. I don't know.

It might win against the chumps for Trump. Indeed. And then you would be the sort of shadow female supremacist saying, like, here's what it's really about.

It's really about, you know, getting guys to be more bonobos. That's what I think. And speaking about bonobos, speaking of bonobos, hello Yale alumni magazine.

Yep, Yale alumni magazine has got the bonobo way. Yeah. Oh, yeah. In its Yale authors' summer reading for 2016.

Look at that. Now, I'm not saying we didn't have to grease a few palms, but I did have to be a Yale author. I am a genuine Yale author and was genuinely inducted

into the Yale authors' summer reading 2016 list. There you go. The bonobo way. The key to world peace?

Question mark. That's right. Elizabeth Warren should get some information on bonobos. We should send her a book, Max.

Elizabeth Warren, don't you think? Well, we should actually send all the candidates a book. We have a candidate here we're going to give a book to. Oh, yeah, you bet.

Are you going to sign it for me? Of course, of course. I'm lobbying already. Kind of excited.

If you win, I mean, even if you don't win, I'm lobbying. Lobby, lobby, lobby. So, here we are. And what happened to our other guests?

Did she disappear? I will find out. Who are you looking for? Oh, I was just looking for Jackie.

Now they've got lots of Elizabeth Warren all over the place. Okay. Very good. Yeah, I could rock it.

Yeah, I mean, you're on your way. You're on your way. I'm on my way. You've got that look going.

It's not going on. All right. So, you are not a drinker. Is that correct?

Correct. And yet you are happy to be an altar girl. I mean, consensual. I would be an altar girl.

I mean, you have such beautiful breasts. They are magnificent. Not that we could, you know, compare them with anyone. Who isn't sitting here right now.

But we would love to worship them because they're very, you know, worthy of worship. I would love that, yes. And you are part of the whole female supremacist cabinet here, right? I am looking for a running mate.

I would love that. I think we'd be a perfect team. All right. Oh, here comes Jackie Blue.

All right. We're vetting the running mates and the mating season, the cabinet. So, would you like to take the Nobleville community? Absolutely.

All right. So, now, she grew up Catholic. What did you grow up? Christian.

Christian. Like born again? Or evangelical? Christian.

Oh, Christian. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.

I got it. You're more of the spiritual translator here. I'm half Catholic, half fundamental Baptist, I would say. Fundamental Baptist.

Yeah. My father was a rabbi. Oh, there you go. I've been here for Passover.

Borochatado and I. Eloheno melech. Bonoboville communion. So, we are going to have another bonobo.

I should have done a prayer of a rabbi prayer for you. But, okay, your father was a rabbi. Yes. Really.

And what does he think of you being a dominatrix? He was actually very proud of me when I found out. Wow. I just did a double take on that because, you know, he's a rabbi with a congregation.

He's passed away, but yeah, he was a rabbi. Right. Did the congregation know? No.

Well, it's a little complicated. He's my biological father. So, he's not the man that I grew up with. But, oh, you have a bio dad.

Yeah. But, no, actually, this is a really funny story because when I went to tell him, I was, when I went to tell him, he was in his apartment and it was just through the doorway and opened up the door and I told him and he clutched his heart like this.

And he said, oh, my daughter is so smart. Yeah. He thought it was good business. Good business.

Yeah. It's a good business. Yeah. All right.

So, you grew up. Well, I was raised to be Southern Baptist, but I go to the church of me. The church of you. Well, do you do communion in the church of you?

Not really, not traditionally, but it's not all the question. All right. Well, we do communion here. Are you and I do drink alcoholic beverages?

I do. You do. Would you like to have Ron down your throat? Sounds like a wiener.

Yay. But I'm bum. Not Anthony. So, okay, so where's my handsome Hollywood jake tender?

Hollywood jake. Get your shirt. Where are you? Hollywood.

Okay. All right. Well, he's frolicking apparently. Frolicking.

To have a book spanking for that. He deserves a book spanking. All right. So, would you like to prepare the drink?

I will. You may prepare the drink. And now you may prepare the altar. And let's see.

We could just have it done right here. Okay. And the salt will be applied. So, you could kneel at the altar.

I think in this case that might be appropriate. Sometimes, you know, you take communion in a submissive role and sometimes in a more dominant position. Oh, I'm right at home.

So, look at these lovely memories. How big are they? What are the microphones, please? 38 triple D.

38 triple D. Okay. Well, we are very, oops. That did not work.

Okay. Here. Here, here, here. So, let's put the microphone together.

And now you should kneel without the mic. Right here. Let me, I guess I'll hold the microphone and let's just lick the altar. That's what you do first.

You lick the altar. Do you know where the altar is? Oh, there it is. That's right.

You got the altar. Yes. And this is Jackie Blue in blue. And she did quite a nice licking there.

And now you lick up the salt. How's she doing? She's doing great. Yeah.

She's doing a good licking job. Is it worshipful? Yeah. Good.

Little ticklish. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? That's a good thing. That's a good thing.

Okay. All right. We'll tickle away then at that time. Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Okay. Except we can't see. So do the other titty. Yeah.

That's it. Okay. Now we can see one. Exactly.

That's beautiful. With the star, I think this is a beautiful scene of Americana right here. I mean, what's more American than big breasts and red, white, and blue? It's like apple pie or something.

I mean, better than apple pie, I think. It's with apple pie and ice cream, I think you'd have to say. Okay. And now she gets the drink.

Okay. So now are you a game for the Dayton method of applying the drink? Okay. But bear the boobs now.

There you go. And this is a different altar where you lay your head back. We didn't think this was quite presidential for you. I agree.

Okay. So now, yeah, you lay your head back on those boobs while you are transfixed by these boobs. It's a boobalicious environment.

There you go. And down we go. And now you, Jackie Blue, get Ron down your throat for Memorial Day, masturbation month, climax.

And yes, female supremacy. Woo-hoo. Very good. Very good.

We've got some down the hatchers here on the Dr. Susan Block show celebrating Memorial Day with Ron to Jeremy, Ruhm and Agua Coco-Leaf the Kerr and boobs. Beautiful boobs.

So did you enjoy your first Bonoboville communion? You need the microphone. That was delightful. Thank you very much.

All right. And yeah, it's the climax to masturbation month. So we should talk about that for a minute. And then, I don't know what.

But I mean, you're an expert in masturbation. And after all, it is an issue of national concern. I mean, this guy, I like a lot of things about him. But the fact is that he fired Dr.

Joyce Lynn Elders. That's one reason that one kind of term for masturbating is fire in the surgeon general because he fired her because she recommended masturbation education.

Now, that doesn't mean she was going to teach the kids how to masturbate in class like, you know, here is how you do it, you know, get your asterisk alive. No.

What she meant and explained was that she just meant to say masturbation is a form of safe sex. And as part of sex education, we should just mention that. You know, I mean, there's condoms.

There's, you know, all kinds of things like outer-course phone sex. Actually, I'm sure they don't say any of those things. All they talk about is condoms.

They don't talk about phone sex. They don't talk about beating actually as a form of safe sex. It is. There you go.

Lots of things are. And of course, masturbation is one of those things. The thing that kind of goes across cultures, not everybody likes beating, you know, like Donald Trump does.

But everybody... They haven't had it done right to them yet. Well, perhaps. But they all like beating their meat, you know?

That's true. There's something about that is kind of universal. And so, do you have a policy on masturbation? A policy on masturbation?

Are you talking about for my submissives or for the country? Well, I think it would be the same, but I don't know. You know, I hadn't thought about that. Some of my submissives I put into Chastity

and some of them I put on a jerk-off program. It depends on what makes them more submissive. What's a jerk-off program? It's pretty much what it sounds like.

They have to set up an altar to me. And at certain times of the week, they have to worship at my altar by jerking off. Every month is masturbation month.

Whoa. If you're on the jerk-off program. Now, if you're on the Chastity program, you're out of luck. I know.

That is, you know, you fetishize Chastity. Which a lot of guys do. They do now, yeah. Very, very much so.

A lot of guys love that. I mean, it's kind of an extension of the whole idea of being teased. It's an extreme extension in a way. But if you think about it,

you might only be in Chastity for a little while. Well, I think, because I've noticed that fetishes come in trends and their reactions to social and political things. Yeah.

And so when I first started in this business, your garden variety slave was a foot worship and cross-dressing. And that was like the late 80s. Yes.

When women were first coming into positions of authority in the workplace. Then when AIDS started to spread in the straight population, then people got into really dangerous kinds of play, like blood sports and scat and heavy medical.

And Chastity, I think, is a reaction to the fact that women are sexually liberated and men can actually have sex now. It used to be hard to get sex. So now that they can have it, they've sexualized, not having it.

There is always a desire for friction. That's one thing we have to kind of remember, you know? I mean, freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac, but restraint is a close second.

And we often do enjoy being restrained, kept from doing something and then doing it or not even doing it. But revolution is fun. And how are you going to have a revolution

if you're already just kind of lying on the beach drinking my ties? So, yeah, Chastity, and then you get your my ties. But it is masturbation month climax, so I don't know. What about you? What do you think? Do you masturbate?

Oh, yeah, all the time. All the time. What do you like to masturbate with? Well, I use... You use the Hitachi magic wand?

Yeah, that's a big favorite. Do you want to masturbate with us? Well, I masturbated before I actually came over. Well, that doesn't mean you can do it again.

No, but I do masturbate a lot. You do masturbate a lot. And what about you, Jackie? Yes.

Do you masturbate a lot or a little? I don't masturbate as much as I used to, probably due to the hormones and everything that I've been taking for years. Ah, so you're taking female hormones.

Yes. That's a kind of Chastity. Indeed. It is a little bit. It's chemical Chastity.

Yes, it is. In a way. Even though it makes you very sexy. Even to the point of chemical castration.

Chemical castration? What's that? Do you think of it that way? Yeah, I do.

Yeah, no, that is what... I don't even know what that is. Well, chemical castration is just a way to lose your heart on through chemicals, through hormones or other chemicals.

Wow. I didn't know that. Well, I learned something sometimes. I learned something.

Yeah, there you go. And some of our clients do talk about it or actually go through it. Because when you do take hormones, you know, if you take female hormones and you start as a biological male,

you're going to not have a strong interaction. That's kind of the way it goes. Unless you take Viagra. You're actually feminizing the body.

Yeah. Oh. It doesn't mean you can't orgasm, actually. And in fact, the orgasm can be even stronger.

Absolutely. And more of a female orgasm. Really? Like the internal orgasm.

But you know, you don't get hard on. So masturbation can still be fun. You know. It is very cool.

It is kind of cool. I didn't know. So thanks. Thank you.

You learn to experience things in a different way. Right. Right. Well, who's going to masturbate?

Do you want me to? Yes. That's my guest request. Okay.

I could use the Trojan Bullet. The Trojan Bullet provided by Astro Glide. Provided by Astro Glide. Yes.

For the finest in the toy. Okay. All masturbate. Do it for, you know, America.

For your country. For the troops, right? But I know probably rather do. Or I don't know.

Would you rather do one of your tricks? Which is a form of masturbation. The smoking? Yeah.

Would you rather do that? I would rather do that. Okay. I'm really good at that.

Let's let me smoke something. Let her smoke something. Is anyone allergic to smoke in here? Okay.

Okay. So she's going to smoke salmon. I mean, she's going to, her person is going to. Smoke something.

If I have something. It's a form of masturbation. But we have to have something for her to smoke. I don't have anything.

You know what? I think there is a cigar somewhere. Drum roll. Nobody has it.

Oh, wait. I might. I don't think I even have anything. Okay.

Okay. Oh, well, in the meantime, look on there for the, you can masturbate with this. The world's greatest person. Do you want me to put that up in my pussy?

I will. Ah. I'd have to put a condom on it. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. That's what we say here in the Dr. Susan Block Institute. We're getting a therapist ready for you.

All right. So we're having our barbecue here with US presidential candidate Tara Indiana, who's going to beat Trump hard. Okay.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, we're creating something to celebrate masturbation month. Well, now maybe you won't masturbate for us. Or will you? But would you do a strip tease?

How are the waters? Careful. I could be talked into just about anything. Well, I'd like that.

Careful. You know, I'm feeling around here. We could put a little music on. Would you like a strip tease?

I would love a strip tease. The strip is a zipper in the back. Yeah, I could do the activity or someone else. That would be fine.

We have people for that. Okay, so. Well, now I feel like I'm on the spot. You are.

You are. But didn't you want to be? Isn't that why you came here all the way from Long Beach? I had no idea what to expect.

Well, I know. But now you're on. I mean, you could twirl a baton if you want. I have a baton.

Oh, no, no, no. Okay. So how about a strip? That would be good.

All right. So let's have a little music. The Noboville crew. Here we go.

And this is Jackie Blue in her blue dress. And she's going to take it off. Yes, indeed. We're going to get a strip tee.

Right here in Bonoboville. Oh, yes. She's turning around just to give a little back. And yeah.

Okay. And now. Just. Yes.

Now. Turn a little more. Oh, you unzipped it. You did.

Okay. Except there's a little thing in the. At the top. You have to hold still.

And. U.S. presidential candidate Tara. Indiana has. Unhooked.

Usually she's hooking and shackling. So. You are. Revealing.

Right. Little wound down there, huh? Oh, look at those titties. Those are natural, huh?

I mean, natural with hormones, but yeah. Hello, friend. Yeah. Lovely.

This is one of my students from my Bonobo way class at Dom Con. And I hope I'm not. Found guilty of sexual harassment for having her. Come here and do a strip tease.

Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Very good.

Very good. Take it all off. Take it all off. Yes, indeed.

Whoa. Oh, yeah. Take it all off. Oh, yes.

Brothers and sisters. Yep. Yep. Don't get too caught on the dress.

That's good. Okay. Very good. And turn around.

Let's see what you got. You go girl. You are a hot girl. Let's hear it for Jackie blue.

All right. Jackie. All right. Jackie.

Very good. That's great as person. Okay. You can get in the middle of us.

Here's your book. And so I should just take my panties off and do it. Well, did you want some fanfare? I don't know.

We all know me. We all know you. This is Dayton Reigns, brothers and sisters. I've seen her before.

She's a world famous porn star, a therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute, and a producer, an ass associate producer of the Dr. Susan Block Show.

And this is in her production aspect. And her patriotic pervert that she is now going to smoke up that barbecue and celebrate masturbation month all at the same time.

I just want to thank all my people out there fighting for us in other countries. I appreciate you. Thank you so much.

Okay, that's it. Well, she didn't at least support the fight. She said thank you for fighting. But I know, I know.

Okay. Captain Max, I think that does deserve a response, though. Go ahead. No, I just wanted to hear what she said again.

She said just thank you for fighting for us or something. Who's fighting for us? The troops. All the troops.

I just want to thank anywhere that they are. What are they doing there? They're blowing up people and getting blown up. Well, we certainly don't want to thank them for blowing up people.

I don't want to thank them for that. No, not really. These are killing troops. And they're voluntary.

I had to say it because then you would interact. No, it's an American army all over the world slaughtering men, women, and children. And trans people.

And you can't do that today. Not my army. That's right. Well, we have to speak out against it anyway.

I mean, obviously they can and they do. But, and, you know, Obama has a drone fetish. But in any case, I mean, I like a lot about Obama, but really the drones.

They kill people, actually, Obama, you know, even though they don't kill our people. I just need a lighter. Yeah, right.

No, but you were naughty. You can spank me. I'm always naughty. Oh, ow, ow, ow.

This is kind of cool, this thing. I know. It's a light up. It's very light up.

It's a fabulous thing. All right, so we need a lighter. I need a goddamn light. Oh, that's my lighter.

I've never seen a cigarette before. There she is. That's what she's going to do. Patriotic, blaming.

You learn this in Northern California. Light up your life. As you grow up, you say, daughter, this is how you smoke marijuana with your pussy.

That's right. Wow. This is how you do it. That's how.

Whoa. Very good. Very good. I must say.

You did good. You can do it again. Do it again. She really, she did it.

She did it. She did very well. Very good. When you're good, you're good.

All right. Wow. How do you do that? Whoa.

These are, this is kegel muscles. This is kegel muscles. Just kegel muscles. Yeah, you did.

Okay. Okay. You have to have a microphone for speaking, but she said, who wants to take a hit out of her pussy?

Come right up here, sister Jackie. Yes, Neil. Can I do it if I don't inhale? At the goddess, Venus Sativa.

Yes, absolutely. Any presidential candidate should. Obama said he did inhale, by the way. Ooh.

Yes. Yes. Indeed. Take your hit.

Yes. And she's really doing well. You know, you've had some up and down times. I know.

What do I know? She's, she's barbecuing for Memorial Day. She got some dead soldiers in there. So it's doing great.

She might have some hot dogs or. Yeah. Really beautiful. Beautiful.

She's doing good. All right. Who's next? Who wants some pussy scented smoke?

All right. This is a pussy scented smoke. Would you like some? How much longer is the show?

Because I want to be straight. Here it goes. It's not much longer. We're done.

Pretty much. Done. Five more minutes. Ready?

Here you go. Of course you can't do it anymore. Ah, yes. Yes.

The US presidential candidate. I did not inhale. Right. I saw it.

She did. Can't help it inhale. That was such a forceful blow. I don't mean it.

You don't mean it like that. It's good. It's good. It shows that you're puffing it out there.

Would you, are you not doing that either? No. All right. Okay.

It's getting wet. You know. You got to have the right amount of lubrication. Whoa.

Wow. I know what I'm doing. She's doing it. She's smoking.

Ah-ha. Dayton Reigns is barbecuing right out of her pussy. Hot twat. Let's hear it for Dayton Reigns.

Hot twat. Yes. You're listening to Radio 21 on the World Wide Web. And now, the OCEA is back to season 2.

All right. You burnt your legs. There's always a mishap. But you know, she's tough.

She's tough. Yeah. All right. So we are winding up the show right now.

And we want to just thank our fabulous guest. It's been a very informative and eventful show. And I do think that I would like to just get one more beating of Donald Trump. Donald Trump.

Yes. Yes. Could that happen? I think we could give him one more beating.

Could we beat him again? Come here, bitch. Come here. Here comes.

You're my bitch now, aren't you? Donald Trump is now. Would you start by just kissing my feet? Tara's bitch.

Yes. Oh, he's kissing her feet. Don't you feel better now that you've learned your place? I will never spank him again, Dr. Susan.

Yeah. You're sensible trumps. This is how I'm going to beat him in November. Oh, yeah.

You can use the wooden paddle and make me look better. Yeah. Whack that back. Oh, see?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Whack him. Oh, yeah.

Can I sit on his face? Yeah. Yeah. See, there's different kinds of strokes you can do for masturbation month.

This is spanking the monkey and spanking the Trump. He likes it. You bet. Beat him.

Yeah. And why does he deserve it? Because he's got a tiny, tiny micro penis. Oh.

Just like Hitler. Oh, just like Hitler. You're right. Hitler had a weird penis.

Yeah, I put that. He had a micro penis. It makes him angry. You can always tell when they have those tiny things.

Yeah, the micro penis syndrome. Unless, unless they get in touch with their feminine side and they enjoy their life. You know? I mean, that can happen.

None of the books say Hitler has a small penis. You know? They came out with this that the, the records from his service in World War I. Well, you told me about the, I read it in your blog about the weird thing that he had on the bottom.

And you too. So there must be some truth to it. I believe you. We heard it on the internet.

Yeah. I heard it in real life. I want to whack him with my book, can I? Because, you know, I feel that he needs to get the bonobo waist banked into his bottom.

This side. This side. This side. And now this side.

Yeah. I guess it's this way. Yeah. Here.

Lick the book. Kiss the book. Kiss, kiss the book. Yeah.

And whack. Whack. You will be more bonobo. Woo.

You will stop bullying people. You will stop bullying America into taking your narcissistic little micro penis. You're booing Trump, right? I like you, Donald, a little bit.

I think you make great TV. He had an awful show. That was good. He had all those horrible reality stars on there.

Because you like reality shows. I do. I've not. I've purged the reality shows.

I've watched one in like nine months. Well, that's a long time. You are going to get beaten, Donald Trump. And the chumps for Trump are going to get beaten too.

So, I would just like to say that I think your candidacy is very commendable. And that we're behind you. Thank you. Okay.

You have to say thank you. Thank you. All right. So, where can we find you and donate to your cause?

TaranDiana.com. I definitely need you to send funds. Campaigns are expensive. I need to make buttons and posters.

And I would like to go to the convention. So, I'm trying to raise money for that. Which one? Oh, it's tough, isn't it?

You could go to either one. Either one. Probably the Republican convention. The Republican convention you could bring Trump here and beat him a lot.

But, you know, if they do have Elizabeth Warren as vice president, go as her doppelganger. Yeah. So, all right.

Well, great. Well, I think it's great. And I'm excited to have you on the show to launch your campaign. Thank you for your support.

Yeah. So, Goddess Leanne, thank you so much for joining us. Well, thank you for having me. And where do we find you?

I'm working on a website. It's not up until June. But you can find me on Facebook at facebook.com slash goddess Leanne. Okay.

Okay. People worship you in person these days? Yeah. Yeah.

I do sessions. So, they can contact me directly on Facebook. And we can talk about doing a session. You can talk about it.

All right. You put people in chastity? Oh, all the time. All the time.

All the time. You got too bad. They need it. All right.

All right. And Miss Jackie Blue. Yes, you can find me on Twitter as TS Jackie. And I have my own website.

Jackie blue dot XXX and Jackie dot escort dash site dot com escort. Yes. This is a fellow hooker. We don't advertise that.

Well, did we? I mean, we don't do it. No, no. Escorting is paying for your time.

Yeah. I don't know. What is that? I don't know.

But we don't do that here. No. But Miss Jackie is a guest. So, I don't know.

I guess she does that. But, you know, good for her. We don't do that here. No.

So, just want to make that clear. Donald. We know. You're not going to find your next wife.

Dr. Susan Block Institute. Donald. I like how he stays on his knees though. He's very well behaved.

He kind of has that fat butt too. Yeah. Uh huh. So, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, it has been a great climax to masturbation

month with Dayton Reigns masturbating that blood. Woo wee. Woo wee. I'm really stoned, Dr. Susan.

Yeah. Well, you know, that's what you wanted to do. Oh, it's fun. It's great.

Yeah. I did. And we're very excited about the presidential campaign of Tara Indiana. And we're just excited about having gotten through our Domcon.

The Bonobo way at Domcon was a big hit. And we had a lot of fun. And Mr. Cyan invited me back as a guest of honor. Woo.

Yeah. Yay. Yay. So, next I am going to ASECT, the American Association of...

I got to... Oh, I don't have it written down. Okay, let me see if I can remember this. American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors, and Therapists, of which I am one.

And so I'm going to bring them the Bonobo way. Therapist style before it was femdom style. So this is for the therapist to help their clients like the Donald, to release their inner Bonobo and not take the country down the drain,

to release their inner Bonobo and not ruin their family's lives, to release their inner Bonobo and enjoy life. You know, so that's what we're going to do. We're going to go to San Juan, Puerto Rico in a little over a week.

So see you down there. And I also want to give a shout out to Carrie Weisman of Alternet, who has an article on anal sex and why some people don't like it and how they might like it or how they might never like it,

depending on the people. Anyway, she has... Anal sex is a big subject in Alternet now. This is her second article on anal sex.

She did articles on all kinds of things, bisexuality, female ejaculation, lots of different subjects, but oral and that she interviewed me for. But this one she interviewed me for a year ago

and now a year later we got to revisit anal. What does that say about all things? I don't know, but it's a good article and she interviews me and actually Carol Queen and Tristan Tamarino,

the anal queen, Ms. Tamarino. So shout out to Carrie. And yeah, I'm excited. I'm going to see Professor Serena Anderlini Donofrio,

the editor, co-editor of the EcoSexuality Book, which I don't have somehow. But we're going back to Puerto Rico, so we're very excited about that.

And yes, it is the end of masturbation month. It's the last Saturday. So if you haven't masturbated yet, unless you have a mistress that has put you into chastity,

and that is a form of masturbation in a way. You're not climaxing, but while you're in the chastity, you're feeling the chastity, you're thinking about the chastity. Are people masturbating back there?

Are there some dogs masturbating? There are things going on at the bar, which we'll leave. And you're overtime.

I am overtime. So all I want to say is make like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you, it's still masturbation month. Celebrate! Talk about with anyone else.

You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airways. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences,

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