Orgasmic StripperAngela Launch

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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web and now here she is Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and prohibitionist warriors and connoisseurs, riders and vibrators, and vibrator riders, sexy spring chickens and horny hot dogs, comic book lovers, and cybergirl

fans. Super heroine! And that's not a very strong drug. Well actually maybe it is a very strong drug in a metaphorical sense. The super heroine. Yes we all want to get tonight I want to welcome you to the womb, the speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. And it's spring, spring chickens and hot dogs, so we have returned. Spring is about

return, the return of Persephone to her mama earth. Brings about the springs in the classical sense. The mysteries of elusive, so elusive. And we celebrate tonight our return. Although I'm feeling a little melancholy tonight because my captain isn't here in the room all. But he's okay. He's on the phone and we'll have him with

us in a moment. We have returned and he is there. Yes he's there. We can say hi. Max, Max, Captain Max, Prince Maximilian Rudolph, Dilip Kovits, Dilip Kovits, D'Vil and Jerry. That's half his names. Hello. Can you hear me? I can hear you Captain. Hi there. This is your Admiral speaking. How are you Admiral? We are

out to city riding the airwaves and I'm riding the Sybian. On a very, very low speed, Captain. I promise not to steer the ship into the island like that out Max is fighting his big sea battle. Did you go out at sea on a big sea? Yeah. So that's what I'm doing. I've been resting a lot so I can watch the show. Yeah. Participate in any small way that I might be able to. Oh, I'm sure you'll find some big ways to put in your perhaps. Two cents. How's everybody there? Everybody's gathered around, missing you but we're here and we're loving you and you know the show must go on. How are the

lamb chops? Well, I haven't had them yet but I'm going to introduce my guests and we're going to find out about the lamb chops, which I haven't done yet. I introduced you first. Yes. So, well, you're the captain, darling. And of course, tonight you were supposed to be here. You've been back from Keck Medical Center for a month, but you got a touch of fever last night. So, I think it was really hot, you know. You are. You were really starting to heat up last night and so we had to take you in. All right, well, grab a nurse and cuddle up and, you know, maybe she can irrigate you during the show. It's kind of a sexy thing. It's the new way to suck cock. Probably will irrigate you during the show. Probably, yeah. You know, I mean, hopefully it'll be one of the cute ones. Yeah. Yeah, captain. Okay, so we want to introduce our cute guests. Okay, so they can talk to you. All right, but you're here. Max is here. We want everyone to know Max is

alive, and well, and I am living in Sybian. So, Anthony Winn is here. Yeah, I'm one of your cute guests. He is. And I've been, you know, a good, some good sort of Sybian reading material is the new sitting on a Sybian and reading my book at the same time. Oh, yeah, you know, I'm a multi-tasker. This is what I love to do. Yeah. And it looks beautiful. She strips to conquer. We are celebrating the launch of stripper Ella correct in her latest information. Yep, worldwide distribution. All right. Well, congratulations. Thank you. And right next to you is stripper Ella. Yes. This is Angela Summers brothers and sisters put your hands together. You might not recognize her. She's done her hair. Does she or doesn't she? Only the mad man, the stripper pole, Mike. Can we say hello? Hello. There she is. Oh, you look like quite the super heroine. Thank you. You are embodying stripper Ella tonight. Thank you. I feel it. I mean, you're, you're usually our blonde bombshell. And we love you. And you are also celebrating your launch of

Angela Summers.com. Yes. So congratulations for that. Thank you. Yes. Beautiful site. Of course, the beautiful Angela Summers spelled like Suzanne Summers, by the way, S O M. Oh, yeah. I mean, you got that same, you know, kind of blonde. Actually, you don't have it all now. You're a redhead now. People always ask me if I'm right. You got the same last name and that cuteness, that girl next door, you know, that's probably in a threesome. That could be. That could be. That's who she is. Yeah. And now you're a super heroine. Yes. The girl next door's secret identity. Yes. Yeah. Because, you know, this is, I guess, your secret identity. Yes, it is. Yes. Tell me more about that. About Staparella. Well, yeah, what she represents to you. She, well, I've always loved being a dancer. And to me, she is a superhero who can kick ass while still looking sexy on the pole. She uses her pole moves to kick ass. Yes. Yes. Super cool because I am totally into pole dancing and pole dancing and kicking, you know, I mean, kick ass. Is there anyone that really combines pole dancing with same martial arts? I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, that would that that's interesting. Maybe you should learn some martial arts, you know, tie boxing or something, except I'm going to steer clear. I can throw a kick. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, but he still teach you. He'll teach me. You liked watching him perform. Yes. So, so now what do you do with Striparella?

Well, you, you know, Strip, and are you going to save us all from ourselves? I am a super heroine who kicks ass to save the world. What kind of, what kind of villains are you after? Ask your artist right here. What is behind you? I think I've got a villain behind me. Oh, yeah, we've got actually a couple of them in here. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Let me hear about the villains. People always, you know, in order to appreciate a super hero, a super heroine or hero, we need to know about the villains. Well, we have a character called the mad melter and he likes to melt everything. Oh, so what Striparella does is that she, she puts on this anti-melt cream to purify him from melting her. I didn't read about that. I didn't read about that one. That's a good one. So he melts, he melts a bunch of hot chicks. He's trying to melt the whole city. That's kind of sexy in a way, you know, I mean, melting. Yeah, I mean, but you don't really want to melt. Losing. So are you going to perform a Striparella for us tonight? I can. Yeah. That has some music. Oh, yeah. Do we have special Striparella music? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we can arrange that. Yeah, yeah. And, and then maybe I'll, I'll let you ride this Sybian there. I've never rode a Sybian before. You know, I've only got it on this very, very low speed. I figure I should sit on it while you're doing your dance. I mean, you know,

If I can turn you on. Hey, listen, I'm a woman without a husband tonight. So honey, are you jealous of the Sybian? No, come on. Max, I think maybe he's getting irrigated by the nurse. Probably. That's more interesting. Okay, I'm going to ride my Sybian while you get irrigated by the nurse. What? I'm a professional of you. Well, now we all want to say hello to you. So especially Striparella herself or Striparella Summers. Hi, Max. I was looking forward to seeing you tonight. Congratulations on beating cancer. And I made you a cake.

Beatting cancer. Yay. It's a bladder ball cake. A bladder ball cake. Oh my gosh. That is so cute. With a bladder bear. And I was hoping to see you tonight so you can have a piece, but hopefully you'll enjoy it later. Oh, you will. Yes, it's good. It's yummy. It's chocolate. We have to take a picture of it looking like a bladder bear before we devour it or start throwing it around the room. Yes. We'll eat it first and then throw the rest around. So how are you doing there, honey? I'm doing okay. I'm going to call you on the landline because my phone is running out of juice.

I was going to say Amina is here with Aphrodisiac. Hello, Max. Hello, Max. We miss you. Hello. I'm glad you're getting some steak in there. That sounds tasty. It was recently steak and blowjob day. You know, it's pretty good though. They have some good nursing there. I mean, they do have dogs that wander around and cuddle you. Serb dogs? They're just on the way to steak and blowjob day. I mean, minute now. They're at Keco Medical Center. They missed it.

So you want to switch to the landline now? I'm going to call you back. Okay. Sounds professional. I'm going to sit back on my sibling hair. Yeah. I don't even have it inside. I'm just kind of feeling the vibration, which is really, really nice. I mean, it's like sitting on a big Hitachi or something and I don't have it up high yet.

Very pretty with the stuff you have, the material you have on top of it. Oh, well, this is actually maybe pretty. I don't know. I mean, it's for protection because, you know, I'm imagining there's going to be a lot of hot chicks tonight riding this thing. And maybe a few adventurous guys. And so it's basic saran wrap, I think. Wow. It looks like material from here.

Yeah. Well, it's a material. Okay. Yes. It's a saran wrap. It's that nice material that Maribel Morgan used to wrap herself up in to greet her husband on his way home from work with a martini in her hand. Saran wrap.

Yeah. So I'm just sitting back on this and I see that Anthony is rapidly drawing you. Yes, I like that. You have Sriparello on the radio now. Yes. This is a whole, this is a sequence right here.

This is a life imitating art or art imitating life. Or melding, you know, melting. It's the whole, that villain has got something there. Yes. We're melting into each other right here. Art and life and comics. Comics. Comics are so, like, fashionable now.

They're super fashionable. Ooh, should I get off of the Sybian in order to get this little card here or should someone hand it to me? What do you think? Yeah, I think someone should. No, get off.

I'll get off when someone else gets on. Okay. Okay, we've got some people here talking. Let's talk to some people. Well, Max, we've been talking to. Okay, we love him. And Brad is on line three.

So let's talk to Brad. He's in LA. Wow, we're in LA too. You should be here. Well, I don't know about that. Let's check this out.

Brad is in the safety of the phone. We're not giving the address out yet, Brad. He wants to know if we like to watch men masturbate. Now, the answer would be yes, but I don't know if we want to watch Brad masturbate.

We might. We might. Brad? Hello, Susan. Hi.

How are you? I'm very well. How are you? Well, you do sound wonderful. So you're there in Los Angeles. What part of LA are you in?

I'm in North Hollywood. Oh, wow. That's the Valley of Porn. There's a K.A. Striparella, a K.A. Striparan. Okay, and Anthony, creator of Striparella.

And you had this question. Is this the right question for you? Because we sometimes get cross currents here. Do you like to watch men masturbate?

We're not you, but me. Or us. Angela likes to watch men masturbate. Of course.

Angela, do you like to watch men masturbate? I actually cam a lot when I'm de-camming, and I actually turn their video on so that I can see them masturbating, and it gets me off.

Now, you really do that? Yes. Because I was just talking to a cam girl whose name I shan't divulge. Who said, you know, when they're on, I kind of turn off the image.

I've heard of that, too. It just depends on the girl. But you never had the urge to do that? In the beginning, I was nervous, and I did,

but now it's been two years. Can you confess to your mother, confessor, Striparan Angela? Yes. I enjoy it.

You've gotten into it. I like watching him get hard to me and my performance and what I'm doing. It's a measurement of your performance. I know I'm turning him on, and it gets me off.

Okay. So, what do you think about that, Brad? Is that what you were hoping for? Yes.

I mean, it's a measure of her performance, but this is such a performance-oriented gal that I bet that makes her wet to know that she's performing well, you know?

Yes. And puts the performance back on the woman. So, are you masturbating, Brad? Is that why you're not speaking right now?

Yeah. It's Brad from Twitter. I think it's from Twitter. Brad, are you the...

The avid masturbator? Right, right. Is that you, Brad? Yeah.

Oh, I knew it. We know you, Brad. And you're in Los Angeles? I'm masturbating.

Really? So, you're a real person? Yeah. Tell us more about your real self,

and then we'll let you masturbate. Well, what would you like to know, please? What kind of work do you do? I work as an accountant and a financial analyst.

Ooh! I'm masturbating those figures. Okay. No, I don't really mean that.

I mean, that would be illegal. But... Yeah, I just was making it funny. But, yeah, you know, that can be...

Working with numbers all day makes you want to, you know, take your digits and play with something else. Yeah.

Yeah. So, you are an avid masturbator. Yeah, I love masturbating. You do.

And would you like to come for Angela? Is that it? Oh, God, yeah. Mmm.

All right. Do I get to listen? We can't see you, though. Oh, Angela.

Oh, I think he's going to just do an audio performance. I'm going to make him come somewhere. Yeah, he's going to come now. Are you looking at her now?

Yeah. Are you looking at angelessummers.com? Yeah. Oh, very good.

Is that the camera that is? I don't know if he's watching this. Are you watching on Dr. Susan Block.TV? Yeah.

Oh, he's doing everything. He's got several monitors on simultaneously. That's him, except there's a little delay. Should we bring it for you?

Yeah. You should hold it, though, avid. Oh, he's coming. Are you going to come right now?

Dance for you, too. Oh, yeah. He can come again. This is an avid masturbator.

This is traveling fast. He can probably come a couple of times for me. Yeah. Oh, I'm turning up the Sybian for this.

Oh, I'm done. I'm going to go for it. Did you come? Oh, it sounds like you did.

Did you? It sounded like he did. Of course. Thank you very much.

That was a very nice on-air orgasm, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. This is the penultimate pleasure that we all share. Ooh, orgasms.

Mm. Orgasms are the best. Mm. Stress relief.

Happy times. Happy times. Right. All right.

So thank you very much for sharing that with us, Brad. And we'll talk to you later. Maybe you can call in towards the end of the show for another. Yeah, you've got to get a new one.

And let's see. We have Adam online, too. Oh, by the way, the number is 1-866-289-7068. That's our toll-free number if you're in North America.

And anywhere else in the world, you've got to pay, baby. Pay to play. Two, one, three, six, seven, zero, zero, zero, six, six. But rest assured, we don't make any money on you tonight.

That's, you know, during the week. Mm-hmm. Tonight, it's a free call. Two, one, three, six, seven, zero, zero, zero, six, six.

And so, Adam? Adam. Hi. Hi, how are you?

I'm good, Adam. I'm riding the Sybian. I mean, I'm kind of bittersweet because my honey isn't with me tonight. But that's, I think, what the Sybian was created for, huh?

Yeah. Mm. Although you can use them with your honey. They're good all by themselves.

Okay. So what's going on, Adam? I've got Angela Summers here and Stripperella creator, Anthony Nguyen. They're launching their respective creativity tonight.

Mm-hmm. Okay. What are you launching? Okay.

I guess I have a question from you here on paper. Okay. Do you want me to read it? Yes.

I wanted to give you a chance to articulate it, but you're taking too long. Is it okay to engage in taboo phone sex often? Yes. Only with the Dr. Susan Block Institute.

The Erotic Arts and Sciences. Here's to that. Telephone sex therapy wing. Okay.

That was a little self-promotion shameless. Well deserved. Well deserved. But, you know, I would say it's okay anyway, even if you do it with somebody else, although

nobody really does it like we do it. But if you do it any which way, it's, in my opinion, okay. I mean, now, anything good in life, you can do so often that you screw up your life, you know, that you don't get to work on time, that you spend too much money, that,

you know, it's like anything. You can overdo it. Some people call it being addicted. I don't think it's like an addiction like heroin.

There comes that super heroin addiction. But, you know, it can be compelling. And, you know, you can neglect your wife and your family and your job over taboo phone sex.

So it can be a problem. But mostly, if you want to do taboo things like really bad things like, you know, like stuff, I don't know, non-consensual sex, then maybe you should do it on the phone, right?

No, definitely you should, actually. You definitely should. So that's my two cents. What do you think, Adam?

I'm a little shy, though. You are. So tell us your taboo phone sex fantasy, Adam. Don't be shy.

No one's listening. No one listens to this show. I've been told by people who I've sued and won. Anyway, I guess too many people listen for you.

Okay, well, Adam, you enjoy your taboo phone sex fantasies and, you know, you probably should call us because you can't talk about it on the air. And I understand.

I understand. So I respect your privacy and that is a private thing. So take care. And, you know, sometimes things are taboo because you're just

afraid to do them and they're really okay. They're just an adventure. But sometimes things are taboo because they're actually wrong, you know, like non-consensual sex, molesting children,

you know, things like that. So do it on the phone. You can do it all you want. It's great.

It's great, you know, and you can play. I mean, you can also role play in person. You can do a lot of role play, age play, rape fantasy. You can do that.

But that takes a whole rigmarole to do it in person. And it's safe. And then there's webcam. You can sometimes, you know, act out your fantasies on webcam.

I mean, I bet you do a lot of that. I've heard it all. Taboo stuff. Pretend you're my sister.

Everything. Everything. My daughter. Yes, I like it.

It's like acting. It's basically... One of them is exhibitionism. Oh, thank you, Adam, for sharing.

Exhibitionism. Well, Adam was the original exhibitionist, wasn't he? And God wanted him to stay an exhibitionist. Actually, God got mad at Adam and kicked him out of the Garden of Eden

when Adam put on that stupid little loincloth made out of leaves. If he'd only stayed naked, we could have stayed in Eden. All of us. Jesus.

And God has blessed the exhibitionists among us. That's one of those fantasies that I don't know. I guess it's taboo and you can't do it in public because you'll get arrested.

And you shouldn't do it in front of kids and... I was going to say old ladies, but some of us old ladies don't mind. We like a little entertainment. It's got to be consensual, I guess.

It's something that stortles people. But is this... Is that you breathing? It's him breathing.

Yeah. Ooh. That's what you call audio exhibitionism. I bet because he could move the phone away,

but he wants us to hear how he's breathing heavy. We hear you, Adam. We hear you breathing heavy. We know you're wanking.

Where are you? I'm wanking with you, baby. I'm riding the Scythian. Whoo!

I'm going to turn it up, baby. Okay, let's... We should bring the adult play parlor, play things around. Where's Teja?

Teja? Okay, so, Adam, are you going to come for us, too? Or is that too private? Here, you want to...

Let's... Let's get our shots together. Yeah. Oh, boy.

And, oh, maybe the adult play parlor stuff. Maybe we should give out those. Oh, I found the egg. I found the egg.

Didn't they send us the egg? Is this an adult play parlor egg? I thought it was an adult play parlor egg. I thought this...

Oh, there's something in here. Oh, this is actually kind of cool. It is like an... See, now, if you have fantasies about doing little embryos,

you know, maybe... Oh, it's best to just get one of these. Of course, there's no battery in here. Okay.

But it's an interesting idea. Interesting concept. So we have adult play parlor toys. They sent me some toys, too, actually.

Oh, they did. Yes, because I left my toy here last time, accidentally, and they sent me two toys. Oh, very good.

This is my toy to play with with people on here. Okay, so we're going to give out these toys. So they gave you that big vibrator. We only have little ones from them now,

because we used up all the big ones. We need another box. Yes, they said they'd be listening tonight. Maybe...

I don't want to get off this thing, Teja, so... Can you present the adult play parlor toys to the people, and they can just pick one? It's so funny.

Do we have something for boys? We have a cock ring? Okay, thanks, Adam. I need a cock ring.

Pick one? Okay. So Adam, he's still there. Are you going to come for us?

Because my husband's on the line, so... I will. Huh? I will.

You will? Okay. So the fantasy is that you're in the middle of my show masturbating in front of all of us.

I'm glad you like it. Okay, and you're just... I'm just here watching on the Sybian, and the other ladies.

Can it be men and ladies watching, or only ladies? Um, everyone can watch. Everyone can watch? Yay!

Okay, okay. You're trannies, too? Yeah, okay. So we're all watching you, Adam.

And you are stroking it. Tell us what you look like, just basically, so we can formulate a picture. Six, two.

Blind hair to the line. Sell up to work out. Ooh, Adam. This is the original man.

I'm eating. Yes, you should have never put that loin cloth of leaves on you. Yes, show it to us, Adam.

Stroke it for us. Yes, it's so great. Oh, you've got to come here and visit us with that. Yes, stroke it for us.

Oh, you're going to come for us, Adam. You're going to come for all of us. Yes, yes, Adam. And let's have some applause for the original man,

Adam, our exhibitionist. Adam, thank you very much. Thank you. Okay.

Okay, so we'll see you here next week. Right. Okay, bye-bye. So you are listening to the Dr. Susan Block Show

on Radio Suzy 1. Our number is 213-6700-666. Anywhere in the world, or if you're in North America, it's 1866-289-7068.

Tonight we are launching Striparella, the comic book series. So launching angelasummers.com.

Yes, thank you. Angelasummers.com. And this interesting merger of creative libidos,

which I just call stripper Angela, because I don't know what that is, because you know why? Because it's too many characters on Twitter

to say, Angelasummers as Anthony Wins, Striparella, not enough letters.

Right, right. And also Stanley gets a little funny when you say stripper Angela too much. Hi, Stan.

Now, we're cool. Okay, let's do that. Okay, so we love Stanley. I've grown up on Stanley.

Can we have a little applause for Stan? Yeah. They say if you're watching, we love you. Yes, we love you.

And we didn't tweet Striparella too much. We did this stripper Angela thing. So, you know, so he won't be overwhelmed. Okay, so, yeah, so we're celebrating

all this stuff tonight. And we're also celebrating Captain Max's Big C battle win. He has defeated the Big C.

But you know, it's a battle. I mean, it's a war. He won the battle, and he's got another battle now,

which he's fighting. So we're fighting. And he will win. And he will win.

Yes. But, you know, it's a battle after battle after battle. What the Sybian is for.

You know, I mean, hey, when you're lonely, you know, a lot of people are lonely. I'm a little lonely tonight.

I mean, surrounded by my friends and lovers and brothers and sisters, I'm a little lonely. But you know, the Sybian does help.

Let me just say that. Okay, okay. Hey, Max, are you there? I'm right here.

Yeah, is the nurse with you? Not yet. She'll be coming in soon. Okay, good.

I hope you get a cue. Irrigate me. Irrigation is an interesting thing. I did bring one of those

catheter irrigators here. So, you know, I feel like I should, though, get off the Sybian

and share it with somebody. So I think I'd like to share it with Angela Summers first. But before I do that,

I want her to do a little stripper-ella dance. So, do we have some music? Maestro's.

You did. Okay. Nice. I like.

Yeah, just move whatever you need to move. Yep. You need to move that candle over there. Can someone come around here

and move that, because I'm not getting off the Sybian until I have to. Brothers and sisters.

Angela Summers. Stripper-ella. Yes, brothers and sisters. Angela Summers as Stripper-ella.

Mmm. Showing her. Yeah, yeah. Now you get to come up here

and ride the Sybian. Okay. Mmm. Stripper-Angela.

So, the Sybian is... Oh, it's... I forgot to turn it off. It's wiggling for you.

Mmm. It's still going. Right. And this is

an interesting attachment. It does insert. I'm looking for a microphone for you. Okay.

We need a microphone. Here's the microphone. Can you get me that? Yes.

The villain. The meltdown. Adult play parlor penis shooters filled with...

Yeah. Can we turn on the microphone here? These are filled with Agua. Cocoa leaf liquor.

Mmm. Of course. Max, is that you? Yeah.

Is she irrigating you? No, not yet. Oh, okay. You sound like you're enjoying yourself.

I hope that was a sound of enjoyment. Okay. And we have here the salt. You okay there, Max?

Yeah, I'm all right. Yeah? You're all right? Yeah.

Well... Are you watching? You're what? I'm just listening.

You're just listening? Okay. All right. Well, you know, a lot of our fans are too cheap to watch.

It's true. But... It happens. Yeah.

It's okay. There's always radio going on here. On Radio Suzy One. It is a radio show.

So, now, for you radio fans who can't see... I'm gonna call you Max. Okay, okay. Let the nurse take care of you.

I love you, Max. We miss you. It's something, I guess, if anything can distract me from my husband. It's Angela Summer's tits.

Savi? He's okay. He's in good hands. Keck Medical Center is a fabulous place.

It is an amazing institution. And so he's in good hands with some hot, sexy nurses. A few not so sexy, but they're all good. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so here's the microphone. And... Savi? Yes.

The unveiling of the Angela Summer's boobitch. Striparella. You are lovely. Striparella does strips.

Yes, that's true. Striparella strips. I mean, she does other things. But her main thing, it's part of her name.

She fights crime. And she kicks ass with her killer legs. Yes. And you enjoy stripping?

I do. I striped for four years. Yeah. You're kind of a nudist.

Yes. You can relate a little bit to Adam, the exhibitionist. Oh, yes. Actually, I wanted to be a professional pole dancer.

But unfortunately, I never really followed along with it. But hopefully one day I will. I love pole dancers and what they do. And so Striparella is like an idol of mine.

She's a pole dancer. It's cool to be. You know, you've got to weave that martial arts in with the pole dancing. I think that's the ticket.

Wait, you can learn. I know. I have time. I have time.

I can do it. Yeah. She's arranging for you to learn from Batista. She's going to give you private lessons.

He said that you were his favorite porn star, remember? Yes. I know. I was so flattered when he said that.

I was like, oh my God. Yes. Now, not to get, I don't know if this is a bad thing. Maybe I'll find out right on the air.

I'm wearing Pamela Anderson stockings. Nice. Pamela Couture from Secrets and Lace. Now Pamela played Striparella in an incarnation of her.

Correct. From another time. Yeah. This is a different Striparella, but I just thought, you know, I'd wear my Pamela stockings.

It's perfect. Perfect. Yeah. Perfect for the show.

Hit my penis shooter. Sorry. Okay. Some people like to have their penis shooter smacked, you know.

Okay. I was rubbing your stockings and I got so. Right, right. This guy, my hand went off.

That's okay. Hands going off. Sounds good. You guys should deep throat your shots.

Okay. Well, we got to do the powder first. So, your tits are right there for me here. You got to hold this a second.

I'm going to do you. I'm going to do you first. I think. No, no.

You should do me. You should do me. You should get you snockered. I'm happy to do it.

Yeah. Here you go, babe. Mmm. Sucker mama's titty.

Yes. My daughter. Persephone. Has.

Yes. Persephone or prosopine to the Romans. Returns to her mama. Demeter or series.

Inventor of cereal. To the Romans. In spring. She returns.

Mmm. And yes. It's delicious. Yes.

Mmm. You have such a lovely, luscious tongue. Thank you. And you have such a lovely, luscious breast.

Oh, thank you very much. It's delicious. Always. My breast thanks you.

Always. And so now you're a little liquored up. Mmm-hmm. And.

And. Okay. I guess my turn. A little hardening.

Hardening of the nipple re. You got it right. You did get. I reminded a little rock salt came out too.

Right. A little rock. This is not cocaine, LAPD. Okay.

Just want you to know this. This is lime salt. Lime salt. That's all it is.

Legal. No jokes. Okay. There's rocks though here.

Just sex. No jokes. Just sex. Oh, it's good stuff.

No. Rock salt. Getting our rocks off. Ball's up.

You got to drink these balls up. You got to drink it balls up. Yeah. Because otherwise it don't come out.

It doesn't come out. It hangs in the balls. Yeah. Oh, that's so symbolic.

I think we got it. See. That explains. It does.

It hangs in the balls. Well, you got more than I did. So you did a good job. Yes.

Okay. So are you ready? I'm ready. Okay.

Now, new saran. New saran. I mean, even though I didn't do too much here, but we're saranning these things. It's very powerful anyway.

This is the sibling. Oh, look at these panties. Panty boy. Panty boy.

Yeah, exactly. You're right. Panty boy, if you are not listening, if you do not respond, these are going back in the drawer.

He swore. He swore. He swore. He would be listening.

So if he's not here, then he doesn't get them. Now, he doesn't call, but he should tweet or something. Okay. Okay.

So here we go. We're saranning the Sybian. And you have reading material here. You can read about yourself.

Since you're so into yourself. Where's your microphone? Here's your microphone. I did my research.

Yes. I thought you did your research on Sybians. Well, I know a lot about it because I've watched a lot of Canberals use them. Oh, really?

And they own them. Yes. They bought their own and they use them. And I've had something called a monkey rocker.

I have a monkey rocker. We have the double monkey rocker as well. I love the monkey rocker with the Hitachi at the same time. That's my favorite.

Should I bring it? No, I've never tried before. Well, this is kind of like the monkey rocker and the Hitachi in one. That's what I've heard.

Although this attachment isn't like quite monkey rocker level. And of course it's an electronic device. The monkey rocker. The one wonderful thing about monkey rockers is it's human powered.

You can do it out in the desert and you don't have to plug it in anywhere. Just take it along with you wherever you go. But this, you've got to set up. You've got to plug it in.

But it's a powerhouse. It's a powerhouse. All right. So, you know, we have surround you a new thing here.

So how do I sit? You come this way. I sit that way. Yeah.

The way I was sitting. Yeah. Just right over here. Yeah.

This way so that you could, if you want, put your elbows on this little bench here. I have a bench. The whole thing. Yes.

Yes. Okay. So now you can sit right down on it. You can just, you know, you can put your pussy on this thing or you can rub it against your

clit. I mean, it's your choice. Get it right on the edge of the, yeah. Like that's where the, in penis.

The penis. Right there. Now sit on it so it doesn't scare you. You can control it.

Sit down. Whoops. Are you ready? Okay.

Use your controller. Do you want to do it? You want me to do it to you? You do it.

Okay. She's in the control. Slow and then get harder. Oh.

Oh. Warm me up first. Uh-huh. Because I've never done this and I want to start off too fast.

Oops. Let's see. And then you can try going down your elbows, sitting up. And see how those feel to you.

Whatever's comfortable. I like doing the splits on it. It's very low. I'm not fair yet.

I'm not fair yet. You got to give me some time. What are you feeling? It feels good.

It feels like a massage right now. I think it needs to be a little higher. Yeah. You could put it up a little higher.

It's going to make noise as it goes up higher. But that's, that's okay. We're. Okay.

That's good. Oh my God. Yeah. That's a little too high.

Wait. Give me a minute. Bring it down a little. Bring it down a little.

Yeah. Right there. That's perfect. That's half power.

Okay. We'll do full power. God that does feel good. I need to buy one of these.

They're, they're to relieve hysteria. Oh. Yes. They're for a lot of occasions.

And if celebration or depression. Or if you have a long distance relationship. There you go. Oh.

Husband in the hospital. Works. Someone's in the hall here. You know.

Or if you can do it with a partner though. It cooks your pussy. Oh my God. Your head and your pussy will be red and hot.

No matter what after you come on this. Yep. She's, she's getting the feeling. Oh.

Fuck. This is pretty fucking crazy. Yeah. This is better than Hitachi.

Yeah. No, not yet. Give me a minute. Oh yeah.

Oh she's feeling it. Oh my God. You can just fangle it just right. Shaking the floor.

It's 65 percent. Angela Summers. Brothers and sisters. Oh my God.

Riding the Sybian. Get it girl. Riding it. Going up the speed here.

Oh my God. Up the speed. Yeah. She's riding it like a cow girl.

Like a sister heroine. Riding more and more girls. Fuck. Whoa.

Yeah. Are you all right? Well even a superheroine. Oh my God.

Balls to the Sybians. Oh my God. Sensitive. Oh my God.

Oh yeah. And that was just with this little attachment. You guys are crazy. Yeah.

Lie down. Lie down. Relax. What?

Relax. Yeah. That was quite something. You're our first guest.

You're our first guest. Yes. We did try it. The staff of the Bonobo gang did try this out.

It was part of our duty. But you are our first guest to try the Sybian. I'm flattered. I'm flattered.

That was insane. That was definitely better than Hitachi. Wow. I tweeted out about the Hitachi.

Don't worry about it Hitachi. Hitachi's are a lot cheaper. Let me just say that. No, I love them both.

But that was something better. That was different. Stronger. It's a lot stronger.

My whole body is hot right now. Can we sell the Sybian rock? Yeah. Yeah.

Do it again. I can tell that you get addicted. That was awesome. Thank you.

You're welcome to keep riding. I think it's good for the health. I think it's good for the mental health. Well, orgasms are good for the health.

You know, I mean, hey, that's one thing those Victorian doctors did figure out when these women who were all frustrated because they weren't allowed to do anything but make babies and do needle point. So they would be all frustrated and their husbands would have premature ejaculation stacks. And then they would come to the doctor, you know, like, doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me. And the doctor at first, before the 19th century, but, you know, in the old, old days, the doctor would do it with his fingers.

He would make the woman come. Oh, yeah. Doctors did that. Sure.

So, you know, some brilliant doctor with carpal tunnel syndrome or some kind of, his hand hurt. So he invented the vibrator. And that was in the 19th century. And they started like, hmm, machine in those women into submission.

Thank you. Yeah, which they needed in Victorian times. They were going to go to commercial real quick. All right.

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Well, I was just having girl talk with Striparella, a.k.a. Angela Summers. And we were just, you know, talking about how maybe we should try a new attachment on the Sybian. I've grown the balls to try the one with the piece in it, but it looks like a penis. Oh, yes.

Let's try one that looks like a penis. So all the penises out there, including aphrodisiacs implant penis, can get excited. Detachable. Detachable.

Excuse me. I was searching for the word. I didn't know what to call it. Detachable penis.

That is what it is. It's your detachable penis. Yes. You know, a lot of guys might want a detachable penis.

Why? You know, sometimes they might not want it. Lots of women would want them to. Well, women, of course.

Women want them for sure. You know, I'm just thinking a guy might not want to. You know, sometimes it's like it's awkward. Right.

You know, you like to turn it off. Take it off. That's interesting. Yeah.

Because I've never heard a guy say that. Well, when they were talking to you, they're glad they have a penis. They're glad they have a penis. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm talking about those times. Right. You know, when it's awkward.

When, you know, those taboo times. Where is Tasia? Where is Tasia? We need the attachments.

Attachments. Miss Tasia, come up with the attachments, please. Have you guys ever tried a Sybian? No, but I want one.

I'm adding it to the top of my wish list. Well, they're going to try it, but I want you to try it first, because you are a guest of honor with a new attachment. We want to get one of the...

Oh, there they are. They're right behind me. Oh, my God. We've got this on a silver ladder.

Is that Oscar Mayer meat on sale? Wow. White meat. You get to choose.

Do I get to choose? Yes, absolutely. You choose your... Weapon.

Poison. I've seen more of that one. This is the kind of weaponry we should use in all our wars. Now, that's...

That's good. Now, you could stick this on, and it would look like a penis. Yeah. You want to do that?

I just want... Well, I don't know. You're afraid. Where's the microphone?

Let's hear her say she's afraid. I'm afraid. I might need some lube. We have lube.

It comes, yes, with plenty of lube. Everyone here gets lube. Yeah. I can do this one.

Okay, so here we go. We're going to... That is a... You have to add it to...

Yeah. Okay, so Hatasia, you have become learned in this art of Sybian functionality. God today was to try out all the attachments. Right, and I heard her.

She was screaming all day. There's 10 attachments. I knew they were working. Late hours.

Okay, so here we go. We're going to open this up, and then we can just put this on, I guess. You know what? I don't even know how to do this, but it's easy.

Oh, there you go. Yeah, okay. There you go. This, and you notice the Sybian has this riggy thing here going on that you rubbed your clip against.

Wait, but how does this... Okay, I think this... Oh, I see, you got to pull it around. She's got it.

No, I don't. It's not sticking out. Yeah, you got it. She's a pro.

She's been doing it all day. Okay, so now we're going to put this on, there. Yes. Okay.

Lube. Yeah. Lube for the homies. That's another show.

That's another show. That's later. That's how for this show. Do you want to put it on?

Can we go on more? Did you try doing this one? Do you know how far down that can go? That's a big one.

Working. Working. That is big. Working.

I don't know if we can... Working. That's a little crazy, man. I think I need...

Yeah, yeah, because then... Whoa! Whoa! Okay, you just pulled this penis apart.

Ow! This guy's penis just came apart. Okay. I was warned about that.

Okay. Okay, so now this one... Mr. Floppy. We want to get this off?

There. Okay. Sorry about that guy. That hurt.

That hurt. Okay. Yeah. Are you sure?

Oh, you mean are these different sizes here? Oh, now maybe this one. Here, here, here. Look at this one.

You stick it on... It's a finger. Look at this, folks. Oh!

That's so cute. A finger. Cute? Invasion.

There we go. Invasion. Would that stay on though? Yeah, it'll stay.

Yeah. Okay, and then it'll go on here. Make it stay. Make it happen.

Okay, here we go. Okay, and this is the right position. Yep, yep, he's on. Okay, he's...

Look at him. Oh, he's nice. Nice. He's a nice, he's a nice size.

No plastic. Does that go on there? Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, this should go on there.

Yes, this is you. This is... Yeah, it was just long. Should we put a hole in for the condom?

We need a condom for it. Oh, well we could put a condom over it, yeah. I could ride it this way. Yeah, or you could just...

Yeah. You want to put it like that? It'll work. Or maybe be more comfortable with a condom and we'll just put this here.

Okay, yeah. A condom, yeah. Can we get a condom? Do we have a condom?

It's in the basket there. No, we'll block this. Here, here, here, here. Oh, here we go.

Oh, you're right, you're right. Magnum. There you go. Where there's a will, there's a way with the Sybian.

Okay, we're making it work. We're making it work. There's a condom in there. Okay.

Okay, condom, condom. There you go. Mm. Here we go.

Here we go. We're happening. A tray of dicks. Okay, here we go.

Okay, we got a condom on. Hey, okay. LAPD, we got condoms on our Sybian. Okay.

Don't bust us now. We got condoms on our Sybian. We're dropping our shit on the floor there. We dropped a dick.

Teja? Yeah. Drop it. Okay, here she goes.

Okay, so now it's your dick. Okay, but you should write it from this way. And yeah, right around this way. You, um, yeah, and yeah, it's a big machine.

Yes. This is a big machine. Okay. So now we're going to, we're going to turn it on a little bit.

Okay. So first I'll do the rotation. Yeah. The rotation.

Different stuff. Oh my God. Is it in? Are you good?

You're on stripperilla. Yeah. Break in before I end up. Yeah, she's okay.

Is it rotating? No. It's not. Oh, rotating.

Oh, there we go. It's going now. Oh my God. Yes, it's going.

It's rotating. Ooh. Yeah. I'm going to hold it.

This is a nice angle right here. Yeah. Somebody getting back here. Stop.

There's some good ass action going on here. Yeah. It's coming up. Ooh, yeah, okay.

Is it okay? Is it staying on? It's coming off the thing here. She's sucking it up with such force.

Whoa. That's stripperilla for you. Super heroine. Oh my God.

Ride it. Whoa. It came out. Oh my God.

Yeah, I think it might be. You're like trying to work here. There we go. There we go.

Work it in. Work it in. Okay. We got it.

Yeah. Just sit on it. And yeah, just feel the vibration. How's that feel, stripperilla?

It's amazing. Oh, yeah. Angela Summers riding the Sybian with the big dick attachment. Yeah.

Oh my God. We're turning up the vibration. Someone's waiting for you. Oh, look at that.

God damn. Ooh. Ride it, cowgirl. Angela.

Enough of you. The Sybian won, I think. Well, sometimes it's good to lose. Surrender.

Yeah, lose it to the Sybian. And can we have some applause for Angela Summers as stripperilla on the Sybian. She comes to save the day. Right.

All right. Well, that was great. I've had a lot of models represent stripperilla, and I think she's my favorite one now. Oh, yeah.

This is her. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

I mean, you know, I mean, stripperilla should ride a Sybian. Really? Yeah, we're going for the Comic-Con booth. Right, right.

I mean, she should have a Sybian in her car that she just sits on while she drives. Should be her driving seat. Yeah, a driving seat should be a Sybian. Just strap it to her quadrilla.

A mobile should have one. I need to buy one of these. Very quickly. I need to have one just like right in my desk chair.

Just sit on it while you're doing it. It's great. Okay, so who's next? Who wants to ride the Sybian?

If you do decide to buy a Sybian, go through our site. I'm being greedy. Yeah. One of you ladies want to ride the Sybian?

Yeah. All right. Who's next? Two ladies right here.

Am I? What? Put her on the microphone. Any boys want you?

I think a boy should. Okay, then you do it. Come on. I'm not a boy.

Come on. Get your pink black dick up. Fail for that shit. I thought that dick was detachable.

Fail for that shit. No, I know it's delicious. I can tell. Yay.

Thank you. Thank you. Our producer should ride it, I guess. Where's me?

Right? Yeah. The producer is going to ride. There she is.

Teja Souter. And her leather chaps. She cranks it all the way up already. Whoa, she's got it all the way up.

Teja, you dirty dog. You dirty, dirty, dirty dog. Turning pink. I've been bad.

I'm too short. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Is she? Yeah.

It is red. And she didn't insert anything. That was, well, you know, that's the vibration. Very powerful.

No more. Oh, okay, okay. She knows how to fall. She went to Clown College.

Yeah, okay. Bye. She goes down, down. She's totally down.

Yes. All right. Well, I think we've launched our Sybian tonight. In addition to angelessummers.com and the new Striparella magazine.

And some of you might want to ride it during the after party. But, or some of you might want this is, maybe we should give this to Panny Boy. Fund raising for the bonobos, Dr. Suzy. Think of how much money you could raise for them.

These are cellophane panties. Did he show up? Did he tweet in? He never shows up.

But did he tweet in? Oh, I don't know. Okay. I promise the panties if he tweeted in.

Well, you know, he gets punished, I think. He's going to get punished for this one. All right, brothers and sisters. We are celebrating Striparella and Angela Summers and spring and Max,

who I think is taking a nap right now. That would be my guess. And, well, thank you all for being here. I really appreciate you all coming back to the speakeasy.

We've been gone for a little while, you know. But, yeah, yeah, we've been gone for a little while. But, you know, we've been taking care of business, the business of love. Because, yes, brothers and sisters, you don't know what love is until you get to irrigate your lover.

Yes, it's a new way of sucking cock. Because you have to suck it out. Right. Yeah, it's, I mean, listen, I hope this doesn't happen to you.

I hope that whoever you love is healthy all the time. But that doesn't usually happen. I mean, if you love someone, then there's going to be some moment when they're not going to be in the best of shape. And that's the test.

Right. Are you going to, are you going to be there? Yep. You know, and if you don't want to be there, then maybe you shouldn't be there.

If you don't like to be there, hey, I can relate. You know, you may not like to do this new way of sucking cock, although I'm sort of getting used to it now. I mean, you may not like a lot of the aches and pains and the complaining and the constant changing and all the towels, lots of laundry. But, you know, if you love someone, that's what you do.

That's what you do and you want to do it. You know, because you've got to do it. And then you realize that that someone is in so much pain that if it wasn't for you, maybe they would give up. And they're actually living for you.

So you've got to reciprocate because they're there suffering and putting up with all that shit when, you know, it's easy to just let it go. Go on to the next life. Who cares, you know? But if you love someone, you don't. You want to stick around.

And so we stick around for each other. What's this? Yikes. Avid masturbator is back just in case we got a little too serious. Just there.

We need to get a little comic relief. This is comedia, erotica, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And so, you know, we got to get back to our friend. Except he's not actually on the phone.

No, this is just a message on Twitter. And you can tweet at us at Radio Susie One. Don't tweet at Dr. Susie during the show because I'm doing the show. Okay?

Sabrina is there at Radio Susie One and she does a great job with the tweeting. Yeah, she's doing a great job with all her witticisms. If she puts you down, just read it carefully and see if there's some wisdom in that. Okay?

But she has passed on that Avid masturbator says, I blew another load for Angela Summers while she rode the Sybian. Good. That's what I want to hear. Yeah, that's a beautiful thing.

That's a beautiful thing. Okay, maybe we should give this to Avid masturbator, I don't know. Would you want the... You can tweet at us, Avid masturbator.

If you want the saran wrap. Okay, so let's see. We're almost out of time. How much time do we have?

Maybe I'm wrong. We've got another 10 minutes. We have another 10 minutes. We should get someone else to ride the Sybian.

Ladies. Ladies? Yeah? Yeah, I'm not going up there.

No? Yeah. No? Okay.

All right. Well, you know what else we could do? We could have Stripparella do another dance now that she's naked and all loosened up from her Sybian ride.

And yeah, I think that would be a good idea. All right. So do we have some music? Maestro?

We're good. You want to have your headphone? No, I think you should take those off because you want to flip around and stuff.

Okay. So you ready for this? You feeling more loosened up? This is your post Sybian strip here.

I've already had two orgasms. So yes, I'm much more loosened up. Okay. Much more.

Ready to get into your role. Stripp to save the day. She's already come to save the day. And now here she goes, naked Stripparella.

I think I'll sit on the Sybian. Just put your hand again, Angela Summers. As Stripparella dancing on a liquor wet floor there. You know, well, Stripparella has to do things like that sometimes

to save us from the bad guys with her stripping ability. Polkat. Angela Summers. All right.

So let's just find out where we can reach you guys if we want to. Because everybody does want to see you. First of all, Angela Summers is here to launch

angelesummers.com. So everybody go there, join it. A-N-G-E-L-A-S-O-M-M-E-R-S. Dot com, a com.

Okay. And speaking of com, comic book artist Anthony, where do we reach you? You can find us at www.deepcutproductions.net.

And where is the comic book? I mean, how do we get our hands on this? Well, you can go to your nearest comic book store and ask them for it.

Because it's distributed through Diamond Hour. You can go online and find it on the website on deepcutproductions.net. Okay.

Deep Cut Productions.net. Deep Cut. Is it available in Comic-Crack? Yeah.

I mean, like, there's certain retailers out there that have ordered the books. What about Meltdown Comics? We went to a party there for girls in corpses.

And they have a lot of comics. We should call them and make sure they put it in there if they don't have it already. Yeah.

Okay. Well, great. And we're so happy to have had Amina and Aphrodisiac here with us. Thank you, Dr. Sussie.

Yeah. Where do we find you guys? You can find me on Twitter, Twitter, Amina, AM, I-N-A-N-O-I-R.

Amina, Twitter, Twitter. Twitter, Twitter. Kisses to Max. I miss you.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, he appreciates your kisses and your good vibes. And even your prayers, brothers and sisters, that's okay.

You can pray if you believe in that stuff. I had a big argument with Imtiaz, who was, I mean, he was having a hard time with some woman whose name I forget who criticizes religion, particularly Islam.

I criticize all religions, all belief systems, you know, including atheism, which is another belief system. I'm an agnostic myself, but actually, you know, if I was forced with a gun to my head to say,

what do I believe in? I guess I'd have to say atheism. But I appreciate all the religions. I do.

And by the way, it has been proven that praying for someone's health does not help. Okay. It doesn't.

I mean, if you pray and, I mean, of course, if you tell the person I'm praying for your health, that's different because then they're absorbing your good vibes. That's what I would call a good vibe.

They feel that mental hug around themselves. And then I don't call that like your prayers being answered. That's just letting someone know I care about you. I'm praying for you.

But this is, they did a study of people praying and not telling the person, like some people prayed for somebody and then they did a control group where they didn't pray. I'm going to say, oh, God, any second here.

Okay. So, yeah, that's my kind of praying. Anyways, the people that were prayed for didn't do any better, or actually they did a little worse than the people

that weren't prayed for. So objectively speaking, but you know, it's a good vibration and that's why if you do pray, you got to post a comment on the blog about it, or let us know,

give us a call or something, let us know because we want to absorb that good vibration. And it all helps because Captain Max is fighting this big sea battle for us.

I mean for me, you know, I'm his friend. I'm his girl. I'm his admiral. I'm his, you know, his mistress.

But wife of 20 years, almost 20 years. But he's doing it for everybody because, you know, he loves you all. He loves this place.

He loves being here in this life. And so he's willing to go through the pain and, you know, then fuck that moby dick cancer. You know?

All right. And you know, so many people are dealing with it these days. Huh? I mean, I don't know, when I was growing up,

maybe it was that people just died right away. I don't know if people got it so fast, but young people, all kinds of people are getting it. And by the way, a shout out to our good friend,

Holly Stevens, Holly Wood, who's up in San Francisco and she's fighting her big sea battle. And also to Jack Hammer, who actually has the same thing, the bladder ball, you know,

and he gave us some real good advice, which was, you know, the doctors tell you it's nothing. It ain't nothing. You know, the doctors tell you it'll take a month to get over it.

It takes about six months. So, you know, that's true, I think. It's been about a month, you know, and he's in there. But they say he's doing great.

They say he's just doing great. But so your good vibes, your love, your prayers even, and certainly your orgasms, because, you know, I mean, I believe that all that orgasmic energy does build up

and sends max good vibrations, because his whole life has always been about bringing more better orgasms to all of us. Hello, yeah.

Amen and amen women. Okay, excited for you. Okay, so now I think we're about there. Okay, the no bow time.

By the way, brothers and sisters, we've got some interesting spring shows coming up, including a show in the middle of spring. We've got a Passover Easter Seder egg hunt or something

on the 7th, which happens to be Easter Eve and Passover at the same time. So we're going to have some kind of debauched celebration. And then the week after that is our anniversary.

Okay, I've got Scott Arnold is at the door. Late as always. Okay, I think that's Tasia's walkie-talkie. Okay, thank you very much.

And let's see. Oh, and the week after that, on the 21st of April, we're going to have the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality will be here.

And these are sexologists and psychologists and psychotherapists and some psychiatrists and different types of scientists who are all studying sex.

And they're going to come here on Saturday night, April 21st. We're going to interview a couple of them. Of course, they want to meet some hot porn stars too. And there'll be some BDSM people.

And it'll be a lot of fun. And that Friday, the 20th, 420, appropriately enough, and it happens to be Helen's birthday, but it also happens to be a holiday of smoke and proportions.

Oh, we have to do the pussy pipe tonight, the Peter Piper. But I'm going to be doing a talk for the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality, Quad S, on the Bonobo Way.

Yes, an alternative grade A paradigm to human sexuality because we've always learned that we're violent, war-loving, murderous chimpanzees, but there's another side to us that is the make love, not war chimpanzee, the Bonobo.

So you're all going to have to get up early in the morning for this one, either that or like me, probably stay up all night, because the lecture is at 8.30 a.m. Friday.

But anyway, we should stick that in stripperilla. Yeah, but I think we're going to wind up the formal part of the show, and then we're going to stick that in stripperilla.

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