St. Paddy’s Day, the Bonobo Way, with GasMaskGirl

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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, lassies and leprechauns, lucky charms and limerick lovers and sex spurts and sex pots, right? Green. We're talking about green, right? Yes, indeed. Happy St. Patty's Day

Bonoboville. I'm just in case you don't know, this is a show about sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Can I get an A? Women. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, we talk about the sexual side of life, which is the essence of life, the trick we play on death. Yes, indeed, sex is the life force. Arrows as opposed to Thanatos. Shoot your

Shalala, baby. Not your A15, okay? Like the gun between your legs we like. That's what we do like. We are Bonobo sapiens, humans who like Bonobos in Bonoboville and we are celebrating St. Patty's Day. Why do we wear green on St. Patty's Day? Hmm. Camouflage. Yes, camouflage. That's right. Green so that the leprechauns don't

see you because if they do, they pinch you. That's right. Pinch you because if you're wearing green, you blend in with the earth and the trees, you know, the green and the marijuana, you blend in with that too. But if you're wearing pink or white or something else, well, Donald Trump will grab your pussy. I mean the leprechauns

will pinch you. And so that's why we wear green and yeah, these leprechauns are a little bit nasty. But St. Patty's Day is kind of a nasty naughty holiday. It is. You're supposed to drink a lot. We're going to get to that, okay? Agua. And guess what color it is? You're going to get laid. We're going to have to lay them with the

lays tonight. Yes. And Trump's America, a pot of gold for the rich and the corporations and the defense contractors and pinching everything else that's good. Everything that's green, right? I mean, speaking of green, we have some problems here. Not the earth. The earth will survive. It's humanity that just may not last much longer.

Policies like our guy here keeps going. Then our green will be gone. And this will be the green. By the way, this green is an interesting green I have here. I just want to explain. I'm pretty much over the flu, but I had the flu. So I went to Kaiser and they gave me this. And my first thought was, you know, of course, being married to Max. Condom, right?

Some thoughts. It's, I guess you're supposed to expect to rate in here anyway. Max is condom. So, right. St. Patrick, by the way, was an immigrant. Did you know that? Of course. He was from England. He came to Ireland and he chased the snakes away.

I love snakes, so I don't know if I like that so much. But, yeah, okay, he was an immigrant. And he was a guy. Okay, so we can't really honor him for Women's Month because I guess he was a guy. I guess he had a shlolo. I don't know if anybody saw it. So, I wanted to honor a couple of women tonight. And one of them is a young woman.

I think she's over 18, so I think I can put her picture on this show, although she's not naked. Emma Gonzalez. There she is with green behind her. And she is a great young lady leading the Parkland students. One of the leaders. But I think she's very visible. And she was one of the first ones that came out and said, enough of your BS.

And she and her friends seem to be making some changes. Amazingly, they really are. They give me hope. They really do. And, I mean, the way that they shame adults is just fantastic. I mean, I don't like sexual shame. But the shame of allowing death merchants to finance your political campaign.

Well, I think you should be ashamed of that. So, that's what they're shaming a lot of adults for. And I think it's great. And she also shamed this one guy, this candidate, a Republican candidate in Maine. And he apologized to her. And he withdrew from the race because of what he said. Because he called her a skinhead lesbian.

Oh, my goodness. Let's just name-call. And, yeah. He was forced, like, we're forcing Trump to eat his restraining order. He was forced to drop out of the race and to apologize to this 18-year-old girl who happens to have a shaved head. You know, maybe, I don't know why, you know, she likes it. She looks cute.

Or in remembrance of her friends that were killed. I don't know. But he chooses to call her a skinhead lesbian. And we don't know her sexual orientation. And anyway, she's great. We love her. So, let's give three cheers. Cheers.

Hopefully she's having orgasms somewhere. I don't know. And she is over 18. But I think she's very sexy. And I'd do her. Yeah, you would do her. Okay, but no, we're not doing her. No, we're just saying we would. And maybe if she gets old. I mean, she is old enough. But I'm not trying to mix this up, okay?

Although I will say this. It's important to get your message across to have some sex appeal. Weapons of mass seduction people. Right, so she's got them. She's doing it. And so are her friends. And the other woman I want to honor tonight, it actually has some interesting similarities that I want to discuss in just a moment. But we honored her last week. I feel that we need to honor her again.

Because she's got legs and boobs. Yep, and blonde hair and everything. Stormy Daniels. Go Stormy, go. Watch out, watch out. Go Stormy. She's going. She's got a sexy lawyer too. You know, the guy, he's kind of cool.

He talks real fast. And you know, he's not taking shit. And Trump, I mean, how can you spell I'm guilty besides putting a restraining order on this woman who says that she had an affair with you. And you're saying you can't say that. And so of course, you know, you did it. I mean, let me just say if I were Trump's sex therapist, which I couldn't tell you if I was.

I'm not. But if I was, I couldn't tell you anyway. So, you know, I would tell him to come clean at this point. I mean, he's got to. And I do understand, you know, the whole idea of, I hate the term white lies. It sounds so racist.

You know, like when Hope says that, like I'm a little white girl telling white lies. But I do understand when, you know, you cover up an affair to preserve the faux hypocritical sanctity of your family. Okay, but this is above and beyond. And I would tell him, you know, you're cornered.

Basically, she's checkmated you. And you have, you know, your fans aren't going to care there. They love you anyway, even if you have an affair with a porn star. And your enemies aren't going to hate you anymore.

So you might as well say yes to that. In fact, some people might even like you better that you, you know. So I would say that to him. But obviously, you know, he's not taking my advice, whether he's my client or not, which I couldn't tell you if he was.

But he doesn't take anyone's advice, even if they're his lawyer or his therapist or whatever. So, you know, he's doing the restraining order. He's like suing her for $20 million. He's got his lawyer.

Oh, by the way, he hired a new lawyer. Wow. And listen to this guy's name. Okay, this is a good one.

This is a new lawyer, Charles Harder. What's the word? Shalala? Charles got a harder Shalala.

And let me say he was the lawyer for Hulk Hogan. So it kind of fits, you know, wrestling and the presidency, right? And so he's now going to be the lawyer for Trump. And he won for Hulk Hogan, by the way, against Gawker.

He got a settlement or he put Gawker out of business. That was Mr. Teal. Who? Teal.

Teal? The billionaire Teal. I don't know that part. He's the one that funded the suit.

Oh. Yeah, he sits on the board of Facebook. These people are fascists. Okay, okay.

Yeah. Okay, so I don't know if he's involved with the whole Trump defense. But now they're moving the case, and I know this is kind of detailed, but they're moving the case to federal court, which I have been in.

And federal court is where you can do a lot of shenanigans, because you're not, you know, on display. Like when you're in local courts, you're on display in state courts. And, you know, there's some right of the public to watch it or see it.

And federal court, you can keep things very secret. So I guess they want to keep things secret, right? Like there's any secret. This is the secret everyone knows that Stormy whacked Mango Mussolini here.

Yes, Adolf Twitler with probably this Forbes, because this is from 2006. What I'm holding here is the Forbes with Trump and Junior, who by the way, his wife filed for divorce this week.

Just to keep you up to date. We don't know if it's because they want to separate the finances or she just can't stand the pig. I don't know, but she's divorced.

And then of course Ivanka, who looks like Stormy. See how it all fits together. See how it's just a happy little fairy tale with princesses blonde and, you know, frolicking around spanking the king.

Anyway, the king could be deposed. And maybe it's not going to be the Russians, which is all complicated. And I don't even know if anybody cares. Maybe it's going to be Stormy will storm the White House.

Yes, indeed. People understand sex. They understand he had sex with that woman. And he lied about it. And he obstructed the truth from the people.

If he keeps obstructing, it could do him in. We're with you, Stormy. That's right. Let's hear it for Stormy.

And I want to say that Stormy and the Parkland students have certain things in common. They seem like they don't. You know, the Parkland students hopefully are virgins.

I don't know. I don't know. Doesn't matter. But they're not, you know, these porn stars, obviously.

But they both have a certain quality. That quality is. You can't shame them. You can't embarrass them.

The students are students. They're like, hey, we're kids, man. You know, you're the adults. You're supposed to take it.

Can we just go to school and not get fucking murdered? Okay? So you can throw anything at them. And it doesn't hit them.

They're asking a perfectly reasonable question. And they just don't want to get murdered. They're innocent. They're children.

They're teenagers, I guess. Not really children. But Stormy, in a way, is similar. You can't shame her.

You can't shame a shameless porn star, especially one who knows what she's doing, and she is a successful porn star. You know, she's a director.

And, you know, you can't, like, a lot of people, that's what Trump does. He shames people. He calls people names.

You can't call her a name. If you do, she'll just throw it right back at you. That's right. Yes, indeed.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A, women, for Stormy's? Stormtroopers.

She's got some Stormtroopers there. You know, and I guess that doesn't hurt her appeal. You know, and there's another thing that both Stormy and the Parkman students have in common.

And kind of Trump has this in common, but they ace him social media, right? That's where all the other politicians and all us other adults are clueless.

But the kids, they know social media. They can beat him at his own game. He's pretty good at Twitter, but they're much better. And guess who else is better at Twitter?

Stormy Daniels. She is the SmackDown Twitter artist. And guess why? Because porn stars are great at Twitter.

That's true. They are. They have been doing Twitter since the beginning. And so they're basically almost as good at Twitter

as the kids that were brought up with social media. So, you know, these two forces give me hope right now in the middle of Women's Month on St. Patrick's Day. And I just want to say thank you for getting me some hope

in this kind of scary Trump apocalypse. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. And thank you all for joining me on St. Patty's Day. I want to introduce my exciting guest.

First of all, yes, this is Phoenix Dawn. And let's see your little tutu here. Let's look at this tutu. Oh, my God. You are the artist.

Woo. Laparickons. Look out. Yeah.

Very nice. St. Patrick's Day. And here's Mia. What are you wearing, Mia?

You're wearing a belly dancer dress. Watch out. Shake it. Shake it.

Yes. You've got some pots of gold all over you. And let's see, so right next to you is the lovely and green. Sean. God. Sean, let it out. Okay, let's see your outfit. That's very cute, actually.

And you're in green, and so maybe you won't get pinched. Can you turn around? Maybe. Oh, you can. Very nice. Very nice, Sean. And Sean, you are a multi-faceted guest, I guess. Yes, I am. Okay, so one of your facets is you're a pure romance consultant. Yes. I tell women how to make their sex lives better. Who doesn't want that? Who doesn't want a better sex life? Sure. Okay, can you give

us a quick tip to get lucky for St. Patty's Day even though it's almost over? Gosh, oh, there's lots of quick tips. Well, one of my main questions is that I get is if a woman should choose a dildo or a vibrator. That's the number one question. A shalala? Or a mama. And my answer to that is if you like to be in control, dildos are the best. If you like surprises,

vibrators are the best. Wow, interesting. Interesting. You know, I was thinking about the romance of actually getting together with another human being, but you know, that's okay. You put it together. You could have a romance with your sex toy. Absolutely. Absolutely. You could. And I have. But I still like my husband best. But it's definitely great

to have a threesome sometimes. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome, shalala. Right? Pondam right here for you. Okay, so great. Well, we'll be talking to you more. And now we have metaphysical. Hello. Hello. Doctor, bless to be here. Bless to be here. Welcome. Happy St. Patty's day. You're certainly green. I should have you stand up and show off your sweater. Look at you.

You're tall. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. You're walking to a beat that I can't hear, but it's cool. Yeah. Okay. You got any Irish in you? Yeah. Okay. I have no Irish in me. I have no Irish in me, though. She got a shalala. It's well endowed. It's not a shalala, but it's part of my Wow. Yeah. It's part of me. Yeah. I guess maybe, yeah, the Irish don't have real

Doctor Green is my favorite color though. So I can let you know that for sure. Oh, awesome. Well, I'm glad that, you know, you came on the night of your favorite color. Right. Great. You didn't come on the fourth of July. No. Great. Okay. Still want to do something. You're a rapper, a hip hop conscious writer.

You're a conscious hip hop lyricist, lyricist, storyteller and rhyme. Limericks. How about Limericks? It's St. Paddy's Day. If you let it go like that, it'll make sense. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Limericks. You're going to throw some on us right soon or tonight or now or later on tonight.

Later on tonight. We'll introduce our other guests and you will do this. I have a song called Hempster Riddle. Hempster? Hempster. Hempster. Like the marijuana we smoke. Hempster. Oh, the green of

it's St. Patrick's Day. Green is my favorite color. Green is a good color for tonight. You smoke weed. So we put that together. I see. And you are also Sean, a weed advocate. Is that right? Weed and vibrators and dildos go together. Absolutely. Yes.

Yes. I actually have a dildo that you can smoke weed out of. That's fantastic. I do. We could use that maybe once somebody wants to. Yeah, it's kind of cool. Good. Yes.

But can you smoke weed while using it at the same time? Well, I mean the person who is the pipe goes between the legs and then you could be smoking weed while you're distributing it. But you're basically the source of the distribution there. The person smokes the weed from you. You are the goddess.

Cannabis sativa. Yes, absolutely. All right. Well, and on this side, I feel like we're kind of, we've got these different sides. And this is the exciting gas mask girl side.

Yeah, check them out. Check them out. I feel like you all should kind of stand up. But I don't know. Yeah, let's all kind of show off what is going on here. Wow. Just, just turn around. It looks so nice, doctor. Yeah. Nice. Oh, nice. Okay.

Okay, so baby, you'll sit down and describe what they're wearing. Are you the manager? Yep. Okay. Tell us who you are. You are pretty much the talent manager for gas mask girls. These are our best girls right here. We got Mariposa. The best girls. We got the best. Yeah. Right here in the studio.

This latex latinas. Latex latinas. Is that like a subtitle for gas mask girls now? Yep. And we are not wearing green because we are definitely going to do some stuff today. Yeah. You're going to get pinched is what I know. Not you. Right. Okay. So let's see. We've got Latexia. Yeah. Latexia right here. Latexia. Latexia. Latexia. Latexia. And I'm Renee. Renee.

And Mariposa. Mariposa the butterfly. The butterfly. Right. Mariposa and Latexia. Okay. So who wants to model their outfit first? I want her to show it. Well, you seem very dominant. There we go. Okay. And so she's all kind of tied up in a bow. And this is Latexia. Latexia. And she's

not wearing very much, but yet there's all kinds of things on her. She is wearing a transparent raincoat. Totally transparent. And then this, what is that? A teddy? But barely a teddy. Really it's a string and a bow. That's what it is. A string and a bow. And she's got lovely little piece hearts on her butt. That's so cute. Turn around and show off your butt with the

piece hearts. Nice little tattoos. And I would say she's completely shaved from what I can see of her Delta of Venus that, well, maybe there's a little bit of hair there. Who's got any in the middle? Let me see the middle. Okay. I can't see any. It looks very, very shaved. Okay. Turn around. Show off. Yeah. All right. And her foot is now rising.

Oh, and now you're going to worship her foot. Mariposa is worshiping. It's part of what we do. It's part of what you do. Okay. We'll go for it. Do it. Do your thing. You are now kissing toes. But you know, I still think that because, you know, you're not wearing green, you need a pinch. I got a pinch tail. Pinch? Oh, pinch the nipple. Get it, girl. Wow. Okay.

Well, let's hear it for the lovely outfit. Who is the dress designer of this? Who's the costume mistress? You are Renee. You are the costume mistress. Very good. All right. So now, Mariposa, can you show us your outfit? Of course. Okay. Mine is just red. A little chinky going on. You know, not green. No, not green. Purposely, purposely not green. Okay. So you're kind of

asking for a pinch. I don't, I can't. A little more from Phoenix. A little bit more from Phoenix. Watch out. Backstage is getting a little tempting. Definitely. Don't tempt me too much, girl. Wow. My partner for the day is Leticia. Your partner for the day. Well, it's the night, but no, we certainly are encouraging your partnership. So what do you do as partners?

Well, you're now, you're gas mask girls. How long have you been gas mask girls? We are actually starting out. This has been going since 2007. We're in and out, but we are currently restarting it more new. And we do a little bit more of BDSM, and it has to do with foot fetishes, definitely. We do a lot of spanking, tying up, pulling hair.

I'm the dominant one. I don't know if you've caught onto that yet. I'm the dominant one. No, I need to be told that. I use the dildo, not the vibrator. The dildo. Yeah, I see. Do you have a dildo that you use? Oh, yeah. I've never done a vibrator, ever.

No, is that a religious thing that you don't use vibrators? A sexual religious thing, I guess you would say, yeah. Something you don't want people to get into the vibrator more than you. I like to take control.

See, there you go. Okay, so our romance consultant is nodding. Do you have a microphone? Do you want to like give you some two-sensor? Some dildos? Dildos are great, but I like surprises.

You like surprises. I like surprises. But she's a dominant woman, so she wants to control the activity, right? That's a good idea. Control is good, in lots of ways. Well, I mean, everybody has their things that they like to do,

and sometimes that can change, and so I think it's kind of an interesting thing that dildos work more for someone who wants to control the action, whereas when you just want to come, like you had a long, hard day, and you don't necessarily want to do the whole relationship thing, but you want your partner there with you or not, a vibrator is a time saver.

Toys are great for partners. Toys are great either way. They're great for partners. Either way, either way.

And St. Patty's Day is not just for lovers, it's also for drunks. It's mainly for drunks, really. I mean, wasn't St. Patrick, he was celibate, I guess. He was a saint. He didn't have sex, right?

But he had a lot of snakes, anyway. Okay, so since it is a drinking holiday, we have a drink that goes with the holiday. And, you know, we could be doing it all night, but I think we'll just do it now.

It is green. And so I would say our gas mask girls maybe should be involved in this somehow. Do either of you drink or not drink? We do drink.

You do drink! She needs a drink right now. Okay, I'm looking at Mario. Yeah, it's okay.

Okay, it's okay. All right. Well, so then come right here. Well, you're in the position of altar girl, actually.

But that's okay. You can do that. So would you like to have your dominant mistress? Is she your mistress, Mariposa?

She will take communion from you? Or do you want Phoenix to take communion from you? Oh, decisions, decisions. How about...

I'll do it. What? You'll do it. I'll do it.

Okay. But the sinner. That's right. Someone's going to teach me how to do communion.

Right. We're going to teach you. This is what you do. She is your altar.

Actually, her tits are your altar. And you worship her altar by just, you know, kissing and licking them. And then we apply the salt, which if you're Catholic could be the equivalent of the body. But we're not exactly Catholic.

Or, I mean, Irish even. But, you know, it is a form of communion and baptism. And yes, sure. And begorah, it's appropriate for tonight because it's like a body shot.

So, all right. Put salt on it. Well, you're going to lick it first. So that you wet the surface.

And of course, smacking the surface also helps. No, she's not. You could pinch the surface also. She's a naughty, naughty girl for not wearing green.

And she does have lovely boobs, though. I will say that. Very lovely. Okay.

Let's get the salt going. Salt those boobies. Yes. Okay, salt them.

Salt them up good. So now, you are the recipient. And so, you lay back. Yes, you lay back between her legs.

You lean back. Yes, I know. It's a little bit of loss of control. Move the microphone.

And you got waterboarded on the Dr. Susan Block show. Very good. Very good. Beautiful.

And can we have a lay? Lays for the girls. We will also say. You got laid on the Dr. Susan Block show.

Now, you have commune. Lovely. How much time do we have? No, you people don't know.

We're going to find out. We're going to find out. You're going to find out. I mean, I know we started a little bit late.

So I'm figuring, I just want to figure. I want to see if. You're almost out of tape from the first hour. Ah, almost.

I just don't know how long. But shortly, a messenger will arrive. A messenger. To tell us.

You have 24 minutes. That doesn't sound like shortly. No, that's not shortly. Not at all.

So, metaphysical. Meta? What do we call you? Metaphysical.

Metaphysical. Okay. I'm going to say. Ah, well actually, let's have you ladies come on back here because you look so nice.

And you can just sit right down here on the bed. And I will stand here, mill around. And I will ask metaphysical to get into the center of the womb room. And get a little metaphysical with us.

Good evening everybody. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Yeah. Into the night.

This next song is called Hamster Riddell. Are there any marijuana smokers out there? Yes. By chance?

Yeah. Oh yeah. Can you feel like my marijuana? Well, I let the reaper smoke hug me.

Swallow me up like I'm in a bubble. Making no trouble as I live my life day by day. The choices I take, decisions I have made. Within these God pass tools, I'm indestructible.

Living within the day, I think I'll be impossible. Knowing the day, by the way, is temporary. And then some muscle go release the spirit, Joe. Open our doors, that's the rest.

It's been a while so long. The reaper to me feels so pretty like a song. Pushing for consciousness in every man, woman, and child.

And knowing this conservative, you buck, wow. This highlights evident my country do take care of me. But men expand the mind. What's going to we see?

Back in the day, tobacco was known as healthier. Now men can see the light, thanks to the molecule. The use itself of the reaper stocking makes the rope. Consist the woman that can seize right here.

And take expansion of mechanical aboriginal. With these the powers that be Mother Earth, you know. Starting from Durga, back to this man. Are you seeing these?

So could you summon these women within the city? Broken down compound by compound never realized. Exists within this earth, show light before you die. I'm dizzy.

But I walk the straight line. See, I see clearly all these levels. Believe me. Yo, within my hem circle.

Recognize petty, Mr. Man, stress free. Just be out of net on clock. Mr. Man, maintain flow. Co-producing every day like with an energy zone.

I'm going home. Push the hallway back to Africa. Living within the day. Done and gold.

That will laugh with you. It's within the day. Recognize this here. Like Contra State.

Let these come with the. Doesn't downlay within these vehicles, man. Top production. My name's Zee Meaz.

It likes to something out of nothing. And we're doing these. Mr. Sure. Men's got better hymns to gaze.

Throwing out conscience just directly from the stage. I smoke the herb. Read the curve of my thoughts in life. No doubts.

And the least worth of things you got to do, like drawing a mole flow at the token on a piece of pipe. Scopes to tackle this night upon the wrong. Travel the planes.

One soloist to turn encounters. Bring that hit. This guy's as a lyricist. Most you don't know about that soloist name meta.

Let us settle a line in syllables with the wetter. Sounded to be squeezing out more juice than pus. Sounded to be kicking out much dust. Much dust.

I might be hymn to rep man. Even done side by fiddle you giggle. After a lock of a hymn to riddle. I'm dizzy.

But I walk the straight line. See. Yo. I see clearly.

Folks. Believe me. Dr. Susan Block. Non-stop.

Metaphysical. Letting it go. In renewable. For you to know.

One time for your mind. Yo. Dr. Susan Block. Yay.

Metaphysical. In renewable. But I walk the straight line. See.

Live on the Dr. Susan Block show. Yes, indeed. One time. And I forgot the gas mask girls.

Wear gas masks. Here we go. Here's a gas mask girl. In a gas mask.

Look at that. She's asking for it. On St. Patrick's Day. No green.

Thank you ladies. Thank you. Metaphysical. What is that?

The weed anthem? What is that called? Hamster riddle. Hamster.

Hamster. I smoke so much weed. Hamster riddle. Hamster riddle baby.

I'm dizzy too. Okay. So we're all hanging out. You look great.

Look at you with your boob hanging out. And your gas mask on. No, no, no. It looks good.

It looks good. Okay, everybody. Leave it like that. That's great.

Look at this. How do you feel in the gas mask? Oh, she can't breathe. It restricts her breathing.

But she likes it. Uh-huh. Right. She likes it.

There's something. Breath play. It's breathtaking that it restricts her breathing. And I like it.

You like it. I like it. You like it. Yes.

And she loves it. You like being in control of her face. She has a beautiful face. And now it's covered with a gas mask.

And this of course seems very appropriate in a way because of course with Trump policies such as they are, soon we're all going to have to be wearing gas masks just to live on earth.

Or those of us who go off with Elon Musk to Mars. Well, you know, maybe they'll have some sort of, you know, souped up model. Not this old fashioned thing.

But they will have something you have to wear because we're ruining the air. So here we are. Yes.

Lovely. Yes. Lovely. Can I ask a question?

Go ahead, Max. How do you get a fetish like that? What happened? Was there a traumatic day?

Oh, it turns you. To know that she's vulnerable right now. And I'm the only one who's going to help her. She's vulnerable.

So she's looking for me to help her. And it's my choice if I want to or not. And I will eventually. I really like this.

All right. How good does it feel? It feels amazing. Does it also feel amazing to take it off one of those things?

It's scary when it's on, but it's just exciting. It's scary. You don't know if you're going to pass out. You don't know if you're going to wake up.

If you're not. But either way, I'm in heaven. But also there's like the mystery of the mask. You know, the mask that frees you because you're not you.

You've got a mask. So it's kind of exciting for some people to wear any kind of mask. That's why people like, you know, Halloween and Mardi Gras. Because you put a mask on and then you can let out your stormy Daniels.

The person in you, the person in you. Yeah. Well, you gals are having some fun. So I know that when when Manny was here, he was talking about having been in Iraq.

I'm not sure when he was there, but I think it was sort of when was it? 2005. Okay, thank you, Mario for the info. Anyway, he was there.

I don't know if you were there, Mario, but Manny said when he was on the show that that's where he came up with his gas mask fetish is they didn't exactly wear ones like this. I guess these are kind of old fashioned, but cool and fetishy, but they did have these drills where they'd have to put something on to protect themselves from real gas.

Saren, I don't know, whatever, you know, they might get. And I guess it the combination of the excitement and the fear and just being young and horny gave him a gas mask fetish and a whole business. Now he's got a business of gas maskery and you are part of it.

Like we have Bonoboville, you're part of the gas mask bill. But you seem like you're really kind of into it yourselves. I mean, I'll just say this, he's brought other gals here, but they seem to be more models and you seem to be more participants.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Nice. So that's, you're actually, you're absolutely right. We are more like participants with the whole gas mask thing. We actually, we have series that are going on.

It's a kind of detective thing series and we're going to be releasing it soon. We're doing movies and we're actually looking to do one with Phoenix here. Watch out. It's going to be coming.

All right. It's going to be good. Okay. Well, that's good.

So what do you, what do you do in your movies? In our movies, it's a lot about feet, foot fetishes, and BDSM gas masks. She will wear a gas mask and I'll tie her up. You seem to want to show yourself off, which I think you should.

I think you should. Yes, I agree. Doctor, those are lovely breasts. This is beautiful.

You should just open yourself up to the world. It's the outfit. It's the outfit. I know the outfit wants to show itself off.

Let's stand you up so that you can show yourself off. No control. Absolutely. This is quite an outfit.

It's, it's really amazing. It's sort of fun, funny, and definitely revealing and very sexy. And very sexy. Hot, hot, hot.

Leticia, where are you guys from? Where are you from originally? Where'd you grow up? San Bernardino, maybe.

Okay, so you're Southern California? Yes. And you? Tijuana.

Tijuana! Wow, okay. Well, you are a hot girl from Tijuana. Hot Latina.

Hot Latina, Lat, Laticia Latina. So, uh, yeah, woohoo. And so, you know, you grew up with, uh, doing communion. Yes.

Yes. Yeah, and it's almost Sunday, so. Yeah, well, you were just an altar girl. It is Sunday.

Now, would you like to take a, would you allow her, I should say, since you're the mistress, would you allow her to take communion from your altar? I would. All right.

Yes. All right. All right, we have a deal. She's so excited.

We have a deal. I love it. Watch out. But she has to beg me.

Okay, get on your knees and beg her. It's not gonna be easy. I'll pour. It's not gonna be easy.

This is what we live in. It's not gonna be easy. What are you gonna do? You're gonna get communion.

Please, please, please, please, can I please get communion? We hear you on three different microphones. Yes. Thank you.

Please mistress, mistress mariposa. Please mistress mariposa, I think she'll like that. Please mistress mariposa, can I please get communion? Yes, get up.

Mmm, all right. Beautiful. Well, she has to take it from your altar first. Ah, nice.

You're a lucky little communion girl. Look at beautiful. Oh, nice breasts, doctor. Thank you.

Mistress mariposa. So prepare the altar by licking. Lick nicely, just like she likes it. Yes, happy St. Paddy's Day.

And now we sprinkle the salt. Well, I like the lipstick on her. And now you lick, did you lick the salt on it? Not all of it.

No, no, lick it all up. All of it. Lick it all up. Yes, lick it all up.

Okay. And now you lay back and you're gonna get waterboarded. This is not like the waterboarding they do. Gag.

In the military. That's all part of it too. You better gag. Okay.

Or you're never doing it again. You get waterboarded. Vanilla style. Tisha.

Good girl. Happy St. Paddy's Day. Slonsha. Slonsha, baby.

Slonsha. Right? Is that the pronunciation? Slonsha.

Slonsha. Something. I got no Irish people here. Achala.

What is it called? Slonsha. Slonsha, slonsha. Look at these beautiful boobs.

Lipsticked up. And totally not green. Oh, but you've got your green agua thing on. Should I take a pinch anyway?

We are having some fun. I think we have to take a break now. No, yes. Five minutes.

Hard. I think we're calling Trump's lawyer. Hard, whoa. Okay, so does she get a spanking for doing such a good job of looking?

Okay, let's have a give her a spanking. She has to bend over. Can you do me the favor? Yes, master.

So you want to spank her with your hand? Yeah. Okay. Very good.

Whoa. Yow. Here. I love it.

I love it. Tell me you love it. I love it. Harder.

I love it. Ready? Harder? Harder.

Ooh, good girl. Yummy. She did good. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

Been a good girl. Are you a good girl? Do you like being a good girl or you just like Mariposa? I like being a bad girl so that she can choke me sometimes.

Oh, do not try this at home. No choking. Okay, you like the choking now. All these young girls like choking.

It's dangerous, but you know, Mariposa looks like she knows what she's doing. Don't let just some random guy like Trump choke you up. Okay?

No, no, don't allow that. No, no, you guys are not into choking. Anybody else into choking? I knew it.

All the prettier girls into choking. What is that? All right. Well, we are about to take a break.

Okay, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, lassies. And leprechauns and limerick lovers. We're going to be back with more limericks from Metaphysical. And maybe we'll hear a limerick from Ecor.

The Green Cross is here. And our other green goddess is Shanta, Shanti. And you're going to talk about green as an aphrodisiac. Is it?

Yeah? Yeah? I can. Yeah.

Shanti Goth. All right. It is an aphrodisiac. It's one of the few real aphrodisiacs.

By aphrodisiac, I mean it'll make you want to have sex with someone you wouldn't otherwise maybe want to have sex with. Which isn't always such a good thing. But yeah, I mean, you know, oysters and chocolate and all that stuff.

I don't know if that makes you want to have sex with someone you don't want to have sex with anyway. But marijuana and, of course, alcohol. Speaking of St. Patrick's Day, these are real aphrodisiacs.

Which is why you have to watch out when you use them. So enjoy. And remember, Jesus turned the water into wine, not the other way around. So and I think that St. Patrick did something with liquor.

He did. He made some sort of stingy barkeeper. I don't know. I'll come back with that legend.

He did something with, he turned some alcohol into Guinness or something. Anyway, we're going to come back with the gas mask girls. Renee is the manager. And we have Mistress Mariposa and the lovely Latina Latisha.

So. And of course, Phoenix and Mia Mornay. And me, your love doctor. Your mistress, the airwaves, your leprechaun of love.

Don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way,

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Put one leg right here, put the other right here, and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clit right here. Okay, so here she goes.

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Amen. Hallelujah. Amen. So, in the morning, ding-dong, princess.

Oh, wee. Wee. Wee. Come on.

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Oh, man. Oh, man, Dr. Susan Block. I think we have orgasm, Houston. And let's have a hand.

We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang it. Dang it.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Elle va ejaculer.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Wee. Wee.

Wee. Wee. OK, we're going to come up. We're going to come up.

Testify, Sister Penny. Testify that you masturbate. And you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed.

How was it? What's your report? My vagina's so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock.

I'm just going to take this home. We're going to take it off. That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm one. I do think I'm going to leave this one.

Where's the husband? You got the simian. You don't need the husband. Don't let her fall over.

I love you. Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you.

That's my girl. You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Green Pemsterville.

Yes, indeed. And here we are with the gas mask girls. The lovely Latina Latisha. And Mistress Mariposa Phoenix.

And Shanti Goss. Sean. I don't keep calling these different things. Sean Goss.

Tell me about your name. It sounds Irish. Actually, the name Sean is very Irish. But not the way you spell it.

That's correct. My last name is actually German, believe it or not. Really? Yeah.

Wow. Isn't that fun? You're a goth. Yeah.

The goth's at the gate. We have to be very scared. Okay. Well, welcome.

Anyway, I'm happy to have you. And, you know, your romantic expertise and hemp knowledge. And next to you is the hempster himself. Metaphysical.

Doctor, blessed to be on your show. Blessed be we to have you all. We're very excited. And here is Mr. Green Cross.

E-Cord. Watch out. Watch out. He's got his.

He must have done some communion earlier. He's gotten laid. I can see. Yeah, he got laid.

By Agua Coco-Leaf the Kerr. It purrs. So yummy. There it is.

Well, we can still do more. It's the perfect St. Patty's drink. And next to him. Oh, you've lost your green.

I'm going to start pinching you, Mia. Take off that jacket. Why has everybody got jackets on? Geez.

I mean, the only jackets you can wear should be transparent jackets. Transparent. Okay.

Okay. Well, you've got a jacket on, too. But you're supposed to wear the gas mask. Is that correct?

You have a beautiful face, Renee. This is Renee, the mother hen. But when I asked the other guy, Mario, we decided we should have someone wearing a gas mask.

That is unless someone else wants to wear the gas mask. I don't know. You want to wear the gas mask? Well, I was talking to her earlier,

and I was like, I like to be choked. Yeah? Okay. So I think I would wear the gas mask.

Put it on Mia. She's going to wear the gas mask. Lock it, girl. Rock it.

Rock that gas mask. At least for a little while. Here. Scenes over.

I think you get a seat of honor then. So you should come up here. Or maybe here. Yeah, here.

So you should sit right in between the gas mask girls, in a way, or me and the gas mask girls. Can I share a close-up of that, the gas mask? Yeah, there we go.

Okay. Just for a couple of seconds. Look at that. This is the St. Patrick's gas mask girl.

She's so green. Who's the girl behind you? And everything. That's Stormy Daniels.

Is that Stormy? Yeah, that's Stormy. Stormy is holding Trump in a leg lock. She's got him.

She's got him cornered. All right. So speaking of the news, I just want to say, rest in peace, Stephen Hawking.

Because he was a great everything. He was great. And, you know, he made us think about the cosmos. Okay, hang on, guys, before you show the picture.

I want to say he's known for many things. Many, many wonderful things that he's done. In terms of physics and the cosmos. And a little known fact about Stephen Hawking

is that he was a big fan of strip clubs. And he went to strip clubs in England and in California. And I don't even remember which ones. But now show the picture.

Okay. So there he is with some girls. At a strip club. And, you know, there he is with some other girls.

And yeah, I mean, he was a full, he led a very full life. Family and genius and did it all with, you know, this terrible condition that is actually the perfect condition to be in if you're at a strip club.

Because you're not supposed to touch the strippers. So they can go all over you and you don't touch them. So, you know, it was kind of a great medium I think for him. And I know there was controversy around it,

as I'm sure there still is in terms of his legacy. But I think it's a great thing about him. So let's hear it for Stephen Hawking. Thank you for your great contributions to world knowledge,

to science, to physics, to astrophysics, and stripping. Dancing, you know. One of the oldest arts known to humankind, I think. In fact, it's older than humankind.

Because animals do it, they kind of, you know, dance around, show off their tail feathers. So, oh yeah, baby. So speaking of which, we got some sort of interesting specimens here.

How are you doing in that mask, Mia? Are you comfortable? Can I have a microphone here? Yep.

It's hot in here. Hot in here. It's hot in here. So take off all your clothes.

Well, that could be one of the reasons for the gas mask is, you know, get hot. Should we do a communion with the gas mask on? Yeah, communion.

Okay. Well, would you like to be the altar girl for the communion? Okay. So who would you like to take communion?

Your choice. All right. Can you handle it? Nice, nice.

Okay, so she's going to get communion. And you're going to get gagged soon, right? You're going to get gagged. Do you want to gag her before or after your communion?

Take communion first, then gag. You're, oh, you know, she can't take communion while she's got a mask on. You take it. She's the altar.

So let's go. All right. Turn around. Oh, no, no, no, no.

First is the boobs. Remember the boobies. Have boobies. Can we pull the boobies out?

And let's be even. Yes, that's, that looks good. We need the gas mask girl topless effect. Nice press, doctor.

Well, they're not mine, but thank you. Mia also thanks you, but she's in a gas mask right now. So, oh, and Maddie Posa is taking her film. She hasn't even gotten to the salt.

Here we go. Salty. She really does seem to be more turned on with the gas mask on. She likes that feeling.

She, it turns you on, right? She has to close her eyes and get into it. You even know that she's got her eyes open. Yeah.

Telling her to close her eyes. And a little bit of sensory deprivation going on here, I believe. What? Yeah.

Your shot. Yes. Of course, ma'am. Yes.

Mistress Mariposa, your shot. The agua liqueur elixir of St. Patrick's Power. You got waterboarded on the Dr. Susan Block Show. But no bow style and she's already gotten laid.

But, you know, she's laid. And look at this beautiful altar with some mask on. Gas mask girl. Yes, hallelujah.

She's quite the gas mask girl. Yeah. Does it, does it make you feel mysterious? No.

Okay. Okay. Not mysterious at all. Horny.

Horny. Horny. Very good. Okay.

Well, I'm glad. So, you know, you can certainly keep rubbing your legs. You want a sex toy or anything? Or ecore?

Uh-oh. I'm sorry. And she's not getting it. She's getting too horny and she's not getting it.

Oh. She's getting horny. Wow. She's horny.

Can anybody go? Well, that's it. Okay. So.

Feels like it's all good to breathe again. Breathe now. It does. That's the great thing about these fun latex things.

It's a great thing about breasts. Good to put them on and take them off. Put them on. Wait, what happened to your latex?

Yeah. Where'd you wait? Didn't I put latex on you? Got a little hot.

Oh, got a little hot. Okay. So where's the whole gagging routine going? Leticia's gonna get gagged.

Okay. Let's put Leticia on your knees. You're getting on your knees. Yes.

Okay. Does somebody else want to wear the mask? While we're... Beanie.

Okay. Where's the mask? Yeah. Someone else wants to wear...

Phoenix is gonna wear the mask. You're gonna get horny? Watch out. The other way.

There you go. Okay. She goes for it right when she shows it. Right?

That's the truth. So now we are... Uh, gagging Leticia. Gagging Latina Leticia.

Can't not speak. This is like what Trump is trying to do to stormy. Gag her. And what do you need?

You got your hand, baby. Okay. Oh, I got my hand. Do you need a whip?

I have whips. I have... Oh, I love the feather. The feather.

I mean, I have feathers. I'm not gonna hurt, but I just love it. It doesn't hurt, no. You got a bend over.

There you go. To the camera. She doesn't know when I'm gonna do it. Start it off slow.

Whoa. Do you like it? Put the mic down. Tell me you like it.

Don't hit too hard with the feather. If you want to hit hard or not so hard. I know what the feather to split. Yeah, exactly.

It's not the right color anyway. There you go. The emotions might change, doctor. Yes, there you go.

Here we go. Let it feel that sensation. It's steam. Ooh.

Tell me you like it. Tell me you love it. That is a juxt leather slapper. From flower to leather.

Yeah. And this is gas mask girl. Yeah, turn on baby, get high. Why are you doing that?

Turn on baby, turn on. And now Phoenix has the gas mask on. Watch out let me see you. Yeah, turn on.

There you go. Yeah, breathe, turn on. Smack those feet. Okay.

Smack them. She's getting smacked. Those feet are bad. They're real bad.

Watch out Leticia. She's bad. Cleaning on Mia. I think we're coming up with things that Leticia was bad for.

She bad. She bad. Right. You know what you did.

Leticia, watch out. She bad. Tell me you love it. I think she is a bad girl.

Yeah, look at her. Well, I don't know if you can tell just by looking. She is trouble. Are you a good girl?

But, oh look at her. She's also a good girl. But she's a bad girl. And she's a good girl.

And she's Leticia. The gas mask girls. Wow. They really put you through your paces.

Yeah. Look at you with your little, like a horsey. You have a bit in your mouth.

Now she's a good horsey. See, we have you in a gag and Trump in a gag. Right? Everybody's gagged.

They both have something down their pothole. Right. Two naughties. We have our naughty children.

I'm spanking mine with Forbes magazine. And you're just whacking yours with a juxtapose leather. Slapper.

Bad feet. Bare feet. Bad toes. Okay.

No good feet. So enough puppet show. Can you dance with that thing? Kind of.

Yeah. Okay. Well, she can always take it off. All right.

So we have two rappers in green. I guess we could go from one to the other. How about our guest rapper come in with something else? Sure.

All right. Would you like to do that? No problem. If they'll let me.

I've got two songs back there. They will play. Two songs. No, I just said one.

Okay. No. Okay. No.

Oh, you mean you already did the one? This is second one. Yeah. This is second one.

Right. Okay. So they know which one the second one is. The one that's not hempster.

Right. What's it called? The first one is called 32 degrees in the desert. 32 degrees in the desert.

Love is like ice in this hot land of devils. And I say, you will not melt me down. My glaciers in the dirt. It just keeps love solid through it all.

Love is powerful in today's day. And we're using it in the song and saying that 32 degrees in the desert. Stay in love. Metaphor.

Love. Through it all. Stay in love. Stay in love.

I try to. Max, you hear that? You gotta, you know, be present. Well, stay in love.

I just, I just like when you said that, I was just like mesmerized. I knew what I felt. I like that. Metaphysical.

You know. Are you doing Phoenix? You're getting horny? Yeah.

Yeah. Love is real. Here, come on out. Let's see you with your mask on.

You're horny off of metaphysics. You should have the, the poet here. Singers. Phoenix.

Phoenix. All right. The lovely. The lovely Phoenix.

And her tutu. She's in quite the St. Patrick's Lassie. She's so cute. I love her.

Outfit. Maybe we can have Mary Posa tie up Phoenix. She's down for that. Mary Posa, are you down for a little bondage?

Tie a bad girl up. She's got some handcuffs up in the front. If you want to go grab some of those. All right.

She's been a bad girl. Put your hands behind your back. Who? She's sort of bent over.

Now the right to remain silent. I'm jealous right now. She's sort of bent over and put your hands behind your back. Yeah.

Bend over. But we should have her show her boobs first. Bend over and put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back.

What, what, what? Let her show her boobs first. Take off your boobs now. Take off your boobs.

Now. Now. What was that? What was that?

What was that? What is that? Business card. Business card.

Keep that. That's your business right there. Let's do some business. Particle.

Let's have some fun. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. How are we doing here?

Ah, the lovely Phoenix. The lovely Phoenix Dong. Lovely breasts. As gas mask girl.

Hey, Mamma Mia. You want a what? Cuff her. Yes.

Now you can do that. Behind your back like a crane. Oh, cuff her. I put her together like a crane.

Backwards that's better. Like a crane. Like that. Perfect.

Cuff support. I will help with this. Oh, yeah? Get your glove.

Oh, this is really hot. Oh. With the mask on, it's strange. It's going to happen.

Maybe not. Oh, goodness. We're going to address Phoenix. You're a bad girl.

You're a bad girl. There she is. She's bad for wearing such a difficult corset. Those beautiful breasts.

Bad corset. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the difficult section of

the difficult undressing section of the Dr. Block show. Yeah. Isn't it fun to have difficulty undressing?

Yes. This is where reality TV is all about. Now we have the pink rope. No more rope.

There's two of them. Malfunction. This is like the Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson malfunction.

With the breast out. All right. This is purposeful malfunction. Yes, it is.

We put it usually on the wrist, but we've already have that covered. Put it across our nipples. We don't need that one.

Yeah, across the nipples. I remember this rope. Right across the old nipple. Oh, my goodness.

Goodness gracious. You can talk to this woman, actually. Right across the old nipple. You can talk to her.

Send you on a trip. You can talk to... Oh, Max. You're talking to the people in Facebook now?

Yes, I'm talking to the people out there in the audience, the vast audience. Oh, yes. You can also talk to Phoenix Dawn.

But there's different audiences. Right now. If you need love and you need sex and you need relief, do call us.

Wow. She's totally tied up now. Ask for Phoenix's throat. Our little tutu.

Lassie girl. You like it? She says harder. She is.

She says harder to give her all you could all day watching Bonobo on St. Paddy's Day in Bonoboville. Getting whacked for her naughtiness. All of these latex on castmashgirl.com.

Nice. Get the best latex gloves on. So, colorful. On latexgirls.com.

Oh, yeah. Oh, gas mask girls. Oh, and now you've got the latex glove on. On gasmasgirls.com.

You could get one of my master's. This is latex love. Latex love. Latex love.

Our latex list. This is it. Oh, yeah. Look no further.

The mask. You are here. Look at that ass. All those square blocks.

Look at all the square blocks. That's it. Spanking every square block. Very bad girl.

She got all S's on her report card. All S's. She got F at lunch. She got suspended.

For lunch. How you get kicked out of lunch? Gym class. There you go.

Only Finis can do it. She had too many lucky charms. Too many boxes of milk. Let's hear it for Phoenix, the new gas mask girl.

And Mistress Mariposa. Very good. And Letitia and Renee and Mia and Sean Goth and Metaphysical. I did say you were going to do something and then they got going.

Here's your chance. One time for your mind, twice for the dome. They're rocking the sun. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Do you have music we bring in? Where's his music? A, put his music on A. Turn it up.

Devil don't get it. It's belief that leaves me from its flame. Burning sensation and flipping upon the me. Walking society, the heat is knowing thee.

I've been freezing up some of the devil's men. My friends, I'm traveling across steady deserts. Be like that mental scope. Know that you can't get hurt.

I'm traveling in search of company known as family. To me like North Pole from calamities. I see remains of others. Udo pulls the puddles.

They melt it down so overwhelmed by devil's troubles. Across my family, my grandma had to save. It is belief that will make the me. So standing steady tall, chilling in the desert.

Heat's all around me, not disturbing my comfort. It is belief that keeps me coincide with this devil weather. Some demons want the chill so bad I see them sport in sweaters. Pepper trained to pop a lucifer.

He's seeing these. Got them heated so does marching tool. Freeze like it's 32 degrees in the desert. You cannot nut me.

Demographics is in the dirt. Tastes like 32 degrees in the desert. I make the frothy chill. The flame will make the hurt.

She was a skirt as she lurks to on top of it. At times it's feminine. The flame is hard to say. What?

Love in the land of devils. Love rules, right? Aside communities of hot land of devils. Be my lovers like ice.

You wanna nut me. Demographics is in the dirt. Love rules, right? Aside communities of demons and devils.

On my body like fleas. Today savages remain from technology. The devil roams the earth heating society. It's goddess begging indeed.

Father is not claiming me. Not mean to open up my family business gene. See family is not immune to the flame of devil. This heat is all around.

I pick up on the tribo. So I'm on the one time low heavy incognito. For these are all alone. They form to myself.

My state focused like a crystal. That's what I be. Women terrain the fire planes below me. Feel like I'm coming closer now to my destiny.

I taste the northern wind. It's finally hitting big. Yet I'm still upon this cold like Santa cross the desert. I'm seeing larger pools and puddles not bubbling.

Time like these you do face man for what you got. Don't suffocate. Lose your fate and be I have not. Meditate.

Patio time like in a cubicle. If you feel the perspirations on the road. My pace is slower now. I can feel it show.

Meditate walking. I know we're in the ground with snow. I found 32 degrees in the desert. I will not melt down.

My guess is in the dirt. Tastes like 32 degrees in the desert. You cannot let me down. My guess is in the dirt.

Tastes like 32 degrees in the desert. I made the faulty truth. The flamble make the hurt. She was a skirt as she lurks to on top of me.

At times it's feminine. The flame was hard to say. Love in the land of devils. Love pools right.

It's like communities of hot land of devils. Be my lovers like ice. You and I will not be down. My guess is in the dirt.

32 degrees in the desert. 32 degrees in the desert. 32 degrees in the desert. 32 degrees in the desert.

32 degrees. 32 degrees. 32 degrees. 32 degrees.

You see what I'm saying? Yeah. 32 degrees in the desert. You and I will not be down.

My guess is in the dirt. It's focused. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Listen. You and I will not be down. My guess is in the dirt. We're all those out there doing this.

One time for your mind. And keeping this tight. Hold light. You and I will not be down.

My guess is in the dirt. This is one time for your mind. And twice for the dome. And third rock from the sun.

Yo. Tastes like 32 degrees in the desert. I made the frothy chill. The flame will make the hurt.

She was a skirt as she lurks to on top of me. At times it's feminine. The flame was hard to say. Love in the land of devils.

That's a long song. Love rules, right? I guess so. I can give you the tease of how land of devils be my love.

It's like ice. Are you cool with it? Do you know what we done? I mean, I don't know.

How long is it? 32 degrees in the desert. 32 degrees in the desert. It's kind of cold in the desert.

32 degrees in the desert. 32. 32 degrees in the desert. 32 degrees.

32 degrees. 32 degrees. 32 degrees. 32 degrees.

32 degrees in the desert. Metaphysical live from Bonoboville. One time. Thank you, darling.

32 degrees in the desert. And it's love yourself is what it's all about. Love yourself on this planet Earth. Get much hotter in here.

Got that right. Yeah. Gonna make my girls' jackets on. I got laid tonight.

Wow. Yes, you did. You got laid. How much time do we have?

Physically. Are we done? Are we... We have how much time?

Well, we need to say goodbye to everybody. We do need to say goodbye to everybody. I'll say goodbye to you too. So I think that's what we're gonna do.

And then e-corp if he would race us with closing. With a final moving out after we say goodbye. Should we say goodbye first? Yeah.

Say goodbye. Goodbye, everybody. I'm gonna slurp on my little dick here. Phone in next week.

Thank you, Metaphysical. Thank you for having me. Yeah. Thank you for having me down there.

Thank you. Stay green. You know I will. I do.

Keep those limericks coming. And Sean. Yay. The Goth.

So, girl. All right, Sean. Whoa, Sean. Where do we...

Is that a new generation of women? You're like a hemp legalize. This is you on Twitter. Legalize991.

What is your hemp philosophy? Talking to Mike. My hemp philosophy is that everyone should have the right information. Because the people who are against it don't have the right information.

And that's why they're against it. Exactly. Okay. Well, that was even tempered.

Okay. I mean, I say, smoke it. Tog it. Drink it.

Drink it. Eat it. The purpose of your... Wear clothes made out of it.

Exactly. Declaration of Independence is made out of it. Everything. It's just an all purpose, wonderful weed.

It's the wonder weed. It's the green weed. It is, you know, I mean, I know Saint Patrick's Day is about a different kind of green. But and we got 420 coming soon.

But it's a it's a great weed. I say everything green is good. Everything green is good. And of course, ecor is an expert.

Yeah. Green crosses. Talk on the microphone. Now, what were you saying about broccoli, ma'am?

Don't shit on your microphone. You smoke that good broccoli. Oh, yeah. I'm a good girl.

I smoke broccoli. You are a good girl, Mariposa. You are. You didn't get spanked tonight.

But she was bad, girl, too, though. Oh, but I'm bad. You're going to see how bad you are when you first start singing. All right.

Where can we find you guys? Yeah. Gas Mask Girl. On gasmasgirls.com.

Mariposa and Leticia. There we go. Mariposa and Leticia. There you go.

Oh, Mariposa, you have a separate one. You have a separate Twitter? No. Or you're just both on there sometimes.

On gasmasgirls. We're both on Twitter and on gasmasgirls.com. I see. And on Facebook.

You can like them on Facebook. And on Facebook. And Sean Goth is also on Facebook. And thank you, Renee, for bringing the girls along.

Yes. Keeping your coat on. You want to take your coat off just for the song? It's the Pimp Coat.

Take your coat off. Because he's going to sing now. It's going to get hot in here. I'm telling you.

I'm going to take off all your clothes. Yeah, take it off. Oh, yeah. I'll match it in there.

I'll match it in that color. Thank you. Yeah, girl. That's white shirts.

Nice. We see you got laid. Yeah, I'll match it in there. Yeah, then look at that.

All right. So, where is me? Where is, right? I don't know.

But we're going to have a little song here. I think we need to take some clothes off. Where is, where is me? Got too many clothes off.

Renee, take some clothes off. You're wearing a jacket. The jacket has to go. Oh, look.

He's got the green cross shirt on. St. Patty. Okay. St. Patty's Day.

I'm torn as to whether I should have you take that off. Here, turn around so we can take a picture with it. I don't have a bonobo shirt on. I know you don't.

So, we accept that. Okay. And now we don't. The shirt has to go.

The shirt has to go. The shirt has to go. You don't work out in the gym for nothing. Yo, everybody say bonoboville.

Say bonoboville. Bonoboville. Y'all don't know. Y'all don't know.

Bonoboville. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. It's got to go like this. You got to say, say bonoboville.

Bonoboville. Bonoboville. Bonoboville. That's the high, that's the high you're fucking doing.

You dig? Let's go, Ake. We got it. Give some volume.

All these gas mask girls in the building tonight. Yeah, Sean Gothen in the building tonight. All this green in the building tonight. Metaphiz in the building tonight.

Green underwear. Got block in the building tonight. I like the personal touch. Yo, look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Ooh, yeah. That girl can go.

Latisse, look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. That girl can go.

She got me watching. Lightweight, soft but in the smooth way. She made me say, damn, thick like jam. Ten-time John Pease added up.

Silver dollar made me holler. What up, though? Just to make my prejudice known. And I'm a wolf off.

Roam and I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing. Make it bang.

The whole room shake from the ass. Quake, damn. Baby, you got that pop. That steal the show.

Get low. Everybody on the floor. Dudes be taking it. Why she shaking it?

Back that thing up, man. I'm backing up. She bang. Look how she shake that thing.

She bang. Look how she make it bang. She bang. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah, that rockin' go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl go. Bang. Everybody stop.

And look at her pop. That thing. Bang. Got her ready to spin some dope.

Oh. We up in Bonobo. Yeah. Showin' me love.

Do it back and do it. With a freaky lap dance. Top 10s with a mask. I don't even know.

But this knife is short. That deal. She ill. She tear to keep your bills and strap on.

Hold on real tight. Who these stars are? I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me.

Let me have it. No static. The baddest one in the club. Right shit.

Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm fine. She gotta like that.

She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah, that girl go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl go. Don't stop. Cause you got me turned.

By the way, you popping the way you. Pop it got me hot. So don't stop. Go work that body.

Work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Cause everybody wants to do through your thing. Shake that thing.

Make it bang. Bang, bang. I'm so mesmerized. So hit them ties.

By the way, she shake her ass. Thighs gave me a rise. So I had to buy a boat round. She put it down.

But she gave me up all night. This chick, she bad. She the bomb. Yep.

She's dying. No mind. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it. Look, come on girl. Yeah, that girl can go. Dudes be taking it.

Why she shaking it? Back that thing up. Like, she bang. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it. Look, yeah, that girl can go. She got that.

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go.

Let me hear y'all say it. Come on, she bad. Let me hear y'all say it. What?

She bad. She bad. She bad. She bad.

She bad. She bad. He cried the wolf in Manoboville. We all bad.

We all bad. We all bad. We all bad. Ecore.

I'm the gas mask girl. All right. Gas mask girls. And the Dr. Susan Block show.

Woo-hoo. Thank you, Susan Block. Yay. All right.

Thank you all. Make like Bonobos. Not baboons. Yes, indeed.

Bonobos. Get lucky. So you can get lucky too. Follow the Bonobo way of peace through pleasure.

Make like Bonobos. Not baboons. Make love. Not war.

Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. I love you. Woo-hoo.

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