Xmas Eve Eve, Festivus, Trumpus, Saturnalia & Candy Cane Orgasms for Peace on Earth!

Full transcript of Xmas Eve Eve, Festivus, Trumpus, Saturnalia & Candy Cane Orgasms for Peace on Earth! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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You're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, solstice sex pots and Santa's helpers,

Krampus kinksters and trumpets, spankers and gaggers. We've got trumpets under gag order with a penis pacifier. It's triple X miss Eve. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, all you children of sex.

And yes, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women?

A-women. Yes, indeed. We may or may not be children of God. Jesus or the baby Jesus butt plug. You could become pregnant from a butt plug.

I suppose if somebody put some sperm on it and put it in the other plug, you know, you could. So you could become pregnant by the baby Jesus butt plug. Probably easier by the jackhammer Jesus, which goes in deeper. And all of it is a lot easier than a virgin birth, right?

But tis a time of miracles. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your humble servant and your mistress of the airways and the right, maybe the left, reverend, well, yes, the irreverend of the womb room cathedral.

Yes, indeed, the pussy palace. That's where we are. And smack the center of the church of Bonoboville. And yes, indeed, on Easter, Jesus rises from the womb room.

And on Christmas, he is born. I think it's the first time that we're celebrating, not when he's born again. And yeah, we have a manger here. As you can see, a beautiful manger provided by divine interventions for the most part, although there are a few other additions.

As you can see, the baby Jesus butt plug is being watched over by the mother Mary dildo. And we have, as one of the kings, Clinton, our dildo, right? The dildo. And of course, the Buddha.

And the devil's down here in the bottom of the manger with Jesus jackhammer. That's quite a match. Oh, this is very kind of exciting in a gay way. I think I kind of just rub them against each other.

Okay, so anyway, we also have... It's like mixing coke and Pepsi. That's right. And whose voice was that from the sky that we just heard talking about soft drinks?

Harry. That is the voice of Harry Sapien. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Yes, the miracles have already begun.

You do not usually see Mr. Harry Sapien on the stage of this show, except maybe his butt crack. Yes, it's a very famous butt crack. Not plumbing. It's the wires, fixing the wires, you know. Various things.

That's what we're calling it around here these days. And that voice, that voice, we have seen her before. No, not the mother Mary. This is the, I guess, kitty cat Santa, you know, with the leopard print.

What is that? Stocking cat. Santa's helper. A cat.

And her name is Rhiannon. This is our favorite kinkster, M-F-A, sapiosexual. Trumpus Buster. Indeed, hi.

That's right. Nice to be here, as usual. Rhiannon Arons, brothers and sisters, is in the womb, looking fine. Thank you.

Yeah, like, your presence is about to get unwrapped any moment now. It happens on this show. Right. All right.

And we also have the lovely Santa, Mrs. Santa. I'm Mrs. Santa, I guess. I'm your helper. And you're the helper.

You are Mrs. Santa's helper. And you are a wonderful helper. And you look adorable in red and white with black shoes. This is Phoenix.

Hi. Hi. I'm Phoenix. Yay.

We are so Christmas-ed up. And Harry's in a stocking cap in front of the tree. And we have an empty chair because somebody else is coming in there. Actually, a few people.

Yes, don't move. Some Bonoboville favorites. Some from, you know, that you know from the stage. And maybe some from behind the scenes because it is Christmas Eve Eve,

which is the most awkward night of the year to invite anybody on your show, really, because, you know, everybody's shopping, you know, out there in the world, which is kind of icky, but probably just on Amazon going crazy.

Or, you know, it is Saturday night, so they might actually be celebrating with their family. And we are with our family of dildos. And some humans.

And humans. Some humans, yes. And Bonobos. Right.

And you notice on top of the manger, the nativity scene of Bonoboville, we have a Bonobo, of course. And this was placed by Max. And, yes, she's straddling that nativity scene with her pussy.

Right. Right. She's probably masturbating on it. We've seen Bonobos do that with rubber balls and trees.

And she's there kind of rubbing on it. This is our manger, okay. And in the Bonoboville manger, we also have courtesy of Juxley, who is out there.

He's out there. Very famous Los Angeles photographer, you know. Yeah. We have Trump toilet paper, of course, down with the devil and hell.

And here, would you like some? You could wipe whatever you want. There you go. Actually, I don't want it there.

You don't want it there. Maybe you're, yeah. There you go. Good place.

Here. Everybody gets some Trump toilet paper as our first Christmas gift. Oh.

Yay. Pass it on. Don't fight. And people seem to be going, where are you going to put it now?

Let's see. Where are you going to put it? Everyone's going for the shoes. The shoes.

She's nice, Phoenix. She sticks it in her instep. This is going in my famous crack. This is where this is.

Oh, the famous crack. Yep. Later tonight. Later tonight.

Hang on to that. I'll put it on YouTube for trust. Okay. And that's very nice.

Actually, I want to, you've set a fashion right there. He's not going to grab my pussy down there. No. No.

He's not. Which is a concern as we have seen. Safe. Right there.

I'm going to stick mine in there too. This is for your CDC list, motherfucker. See, you can't grab my pussy or anybody's pussy right there. You can just clean up the floor.

But knowing you, you won't clean up the floor. You'll just make a mess. Right? Right.

So he is Trumpis tonight. And we base this assessment on a takeoff on Christmas, which is Krampus. Krampus. Actually Krampus is the anti-Santa.

He's like, everything's Santa isn't. You know, although some of these guys that run around like Santa are, you know, kind of bad. But bad hombres.

But Krampus was really a bad one. And he was very famous really in the, I guess, the industrial revolution when, you know, like, well, maybe starting with Alpine folklore way before that actually. But then they started making these little greeting cards with Krampus and him punishing

children and punishing the weak really. Punishing, oh, see, and you've already rejected your horns. And you can't do that. And really Krampus is the devil just in Christmas mode.

And yeah, Trumpis. Trumpis is actually a meme right now because people are so freaked out and kind of scared. And this is a scary guy. Look at him, his tongue.

We've got him gagged. But really, if you don't gag him, that tongue will go right down your throat ladies. And it'll also say some terrible things. And as you can see, he's got a little child from Mexico in his little caboose thing there.

Yeah, oh man. And he is a bad one. He is really ruining the holidays for a lot of people. Though not for the billionaires.

The billionaires got a big Christmas gift that they gave themselves. Isn't that nice? They need it. I mean, it's rough being a billionaire out there.

Right. You got to gas up your plane. You know, a lot of work. Sit around, count your money all day.

Wait, they hire other people to do that for them. And being very afraid that it's going to get stolen by someone. That someone is going to come in and take all their money and their cars and their states and all that.

A lot of fear. A lot of fear. You hear that people will take their money and use it for horrible things like socialized medicine.

For example. My God, the humanity. Well, they wrote this tax code. You landed on the floor.

I knew you'd make a mess. And let me just stab him again. And they did it like in pencil with a lot of things crossed out. Nobody knows what's in it except that it helps out their rich friends.

And meanwhile, Paul Ryan says that we should all make more children. Make more workers. Especially if you're white. You got to make a lot of kids.

Well, he didn't say that. Yeah, he didn't have to say that. It's very obvious. Well, one thing is for sure.

One way that America has always replenished our workforce is through immigrants. And, you know, that's... That's why we're here.

That's why we're here. Some of us forced. Some came here with dreams. Right.

But we're all here. So we're not forcing anymore. But we should still be letting people in. I mean, that's what replenishes American know-how

and enterprise and the workforce because the people who live here get goddamn lazy. They don't want to work. And, well, you know, if you let the immigrants in,

I guess it works out, kind of, sort of. But not if only, of course, eight people control over half the world's wealth. That's getting a little crazy.

That's, like, yeah. Just a few families. Just a few. Some serious, serious Nazis who want to control everything.

Forget the corporations. The corporations are the pawns of these people. Well, corporations aren't people. Corporations are the new AI.

I mean, not new. They're kind of old. And they are the artificial intelligence that, you know, just goes for the bottom line

of making more money. And these corporations just got a bunch of tax cuts. Stealing, stealing of money. I feel like, well, I'm spanking Trump's balls

as Trumpists, Trumpists. We should have some sound accompaniment. Jingle balls. Who wants to wear the jingle balls hat?

Here, come on up here. Put on the jingle balls hat. Yeah, it's a little bit of a masochistic thing. Here, sit next to me.

And turn it on. Okay, you can hit it. See, he is Trumpist. Innocent fingers get hurt.

He's beating up the microphone. It's a very violent toy that was invented by, I don't know who, but it actually hits the head of the person wearing it. You can turn it off now.

This is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen. Somebody is going to get a migraine from this. This is what happens when dominatrixes have to get day jobs. That's why you don't really want us out in the workforce.

Punishing Rudolph hat. Makes sense. In the spirit of Christmas, I once calculated that if we took all the money in the world and redistributed it evenly,

everyone gets around $30,000 US. Wow, that is actually pretty impressive. You calculated that. Using the Google stats.

Wow, well that's very impressive. Come on up here, you sexy mathematician. You can only do math if there's money involved. I can't do other math.

All right, so Trump fell off my foot again, so I think I'm just going to have to... Leave him down there where he belongs. Step on him, step, step.

Yeah. Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas to you too. Eve, Eve.

So what did you ask Santa for? Peace on earth, pleasure for all. Did you do that while you were sitting on his lap? Yeah.

Well, it wasn't exactly Santa's lap, closer to actually Rudolph, because Captain Max is actually Prince Maximilian Rudolph. Rudolph.

Right? All right, let me just go with that. Rudolph the... Red, blue.

Red deer. All of that. Did you get teased like that when you were a kid? All the time.

You got teased about being... I got teased, but I was big. You were a big reindeer. I was big.

Did you get to join in any reindeer games, Max? They what? Did you get to join in any reindeer games? Reindeer games?

No, no, but we had a lot of fun. Rudolph. Well, that's why he created his own reindeer games with me. Those are the better reindeer games.

Absolutely. Rudolph wins in the end. Rudolph. Don't they always.

I lead the sleigh tonight. Yes. I lead Santa's sleigh tonight. With your cute red nose.

And we're going to go from house to house and tell people what's going on. Hi, I'm Amonita. Yes, yes indeed.

Give them the good news. Of the Jesus baby... The baby Jesus butt plug. And...

Trumpus. Yeah. Yeah. We got to open our eyes to Trumpus.

And, you know, that's one thing he does do. Is he... He isn't subtle about his, you know, racism, sexism, and given it all to the billionaire class

and the Trump crime family. Right. I mean, let's just continue to lock up. But, many more.

Well, we're in office. And... Mmm. Changey, plural, bassoon.

I'm going to make America great again. So, we're excited because Dominatrix is against Donald Trump. We're going to be joining us next year,

once a month, supposedly. Yes. Yes. I am very excited about this.

Right. Because that, apparently, is what's needed here. You know, I mean... It's a bad situation.

But, there is hope. There is hope that we can beat this with a little good, old-fashioned candy caning. That's right.

You want a candy caning? I would love to. Okay. Jingle balls.

One more. Okay. Here we go. And...

Trunkpocalypse. Ex-miss Eve Eve therapy. Your boobs are practically falling out of that anyway. Why don't you let them fall out of it?

Oh. Oh. I wish I had jingle bell pasties now. Well, I hear the bells.

That's right. Yes. Jingle those balls. Great.

All right. Rhiannon Arons is unwrapping her present. And it looks great. Oh.

Yeah. They do look like they've grown. Looks amazing. It's water weed.

All right. Stay here. We have a call from Christopher Gagliardi out there in New Jersey, I believe.

And he is a bonobo in the field, really. And he won last year the 2015, I don't know, 2016 Suzy Award for most bonobo political speech. And he gave a couple of great bonobo political speeches.

Out in the field, Max, we're not counting the ones that you've given in the womb. What is that? Which of course have been great. Oh, you didn't notice?

No, I didn't hear that. I'm sorry. It was... That's okay.

All right. Moving right along. Christopher. No, I'm sorry.

Are you here? Merry Christmas, Dr. Block and the gang, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. How are you? Good.

We are doing great, Christopher. Merry Christmas to you too. I'm so thrilled and I want to take a moment, first of all, to say 2017 was an amazing year for all of us in the resistance movement, especially to stand up for our friends in the adult

entertainment business and for all women everywhere and peace and strength through pleasure. It was my privilege this year to be able to be able to history at my side supporting me and cheering me on, seeing all the work that I did. I just want to take a moment to say how much I deeply, deeply, beyond all words you've

done right now, that 2018 will be an even stronger year for all of us because we are in time that we're facing it because this is it. Which world's moment in history, my friends? You know?

You know. Yes, Chris. And let's give a hand and an amen and an amen to Chris. Amen.

That was an elbow swing. Right there. Definitely. I also want to take a moment to say I really sent you guys and I hope that the words

are just as eloquent now in the near future for all time to come. And by the way, in case you're wondering, I think I sent about almost 51 Christmas cards out to all the family and friends and everybody I knew. Oh, and I thought I was special.

You are special too. You're very special because you are a part of my extended family because you're there. You're there for everyone.

And you always do wonders, especially with Captain Max at your side as well. Captain Max, you got to mention. Thank you to do all I can in 2018 and further. So let us go forward in 2018 and I look forward to the next Suzy Awards,

wherever come what may. And I'm going to give it all I can for this upcoming year. And I promise you, I will keep fighting for all. Okay.

Thank you, Chris. You're definitely a contender for an award which we will be giving out next week actually. Yeah.

We're easy. You corrupt us easy. Chris. Chris is out there in New Jersey.

You can reach him on Twitter and you can reach him on Facebook. And Instagram. And Instagram. All right.

Chris Gagliardi, a big, big bonobo in the field who is out there at protests, who sends us pictures of himself at all the different types of protests against the Trumpists, right? And we need to get out of the streets, brothers and sisters.

We can do a lot of protesting on our shows. We all have shows. It's, you know, the 21st century. Everybody has a show.

And voting. And voting, of course, voting. Right. We should vote.

I actually voted. But getting out in the streets, which is what some of us bonobos do. Maybe we'll hear from Clemmie tonight about getting out in the streets. Clemmie has been out in the streets looking for work.

No, she's been protesting. And she's really had some interesting experiences and made some fabulous buttons that you can get, you know, here. I'm still waiting for mine, you know?

You're still waiting for your button? Yes, I'm afraid so. Okay. Well, we've got to send that up the, you know, editorial board and

send you several buttons. You deserve it, Chris. You're doing a great job out there. Thank you, Dr. Block.

And may you have the best Christmas the universe can bless you all with. I will see you soon. All right.

We are having it here in Bonoboville, where, you know, it's Xmas Eve Eve. Triple Xmas. Double Eve.

Triple Xmas. So it's like five. Triple Xmas, double Eve. And I'm here with the lovely and topless Rihanna.

And the lovely and, you know, had it. Phoenix. Right. And I think Harry disappeared.

And maybe Echor's out there. And I think that, you know, it being a festive season and Agua being, you know, a very Christmasy color, we should have a little communion.

And of course communion is a very religious activity here in Bonoboville. And we're going to just put you in the back of the bus. Crampus Trumpus.

Awful person. But, you know, Crampus is there for a reason. And so is Trumpus. And the question is, will we see the gifts that he brings

us? These are gifts of bugs and maggots and brambles. Horrible gifts. But sometimes you have to look into the ugliness in

order to push it away and find the beauty in the world. Sometimes you do. So that's what we got.

We got this, you know, Trumpus Mussolini here. And I think that one thing that might help us to see the gifts that he brings us would be some agua.

Okay. So you are the guest. I mean, Phoenix and I kind of, you know, we inhabit this place.

So would you like to give or receive? Would you like to be a receiver and get water boarded? Or would you like to give of your communion

alter? I'm feeling, I'm in a giving mood. It's Christmas. Okay.

It's all about the give. Do a little candy cane communion. We'll do that. Okay.

All right. So Phoenix, would you like to take a little communion? Yes.

Yes? Yes? I'd love to. You would?

All right. And who else is here? Me. For the other boob, right?

You know, there's a double altar here. All right. And so we have this lovely lady. Oh, no, I should keep this here.

And you get to the back of the bus. By the way, all of the festive stuff of Christmas, most of it harkens back to a holiday called Saturnalia.

Did you know that? When there was kind of a bearded older guy, a god named Saturn who would say, yo, yo, yo.

Seriously. I was going to save that for e-core. But anyway, it became ho, ho, ho. So, so, so, my ho, ho, ho.

Come on up here and let's do, do, do this. Okay. So we've got our very festive drink for ex-miss, sex-miss.

And also Festivus, of course. Happy Festivus. That is today as well. You know about Festivus?

Oh, yes. Move over a little bit. I think the airing of grievances. Look at you.

Airing of grievances. Right. Well, I've certainly been airing my grievances about Trump.

You know. And here, hold this for a moment. We'll just pour these. And yes.

Well, how about if you pour? Because you're the altar. And I will put them over here. And thank you more.

Not too much. We've got a show to do. Okay. Yeah.

She's a wicked Mrs. Claus. Okay. And there she is. Oh, that's kind of fun.

Let's do a little picture like that. With the agua between the mounds. Sermon on the mound. You've heard of that.

Or no, that's a Sermon on the Mount. Right? Okay. So this is the Sermon on the Mounds.

Anyway, with the agua. Okay. So now here we are. We should probably pull out some nipples here.

Just to. Season of giving. I mean, we're not going to. Oh, look at Trump.

Yeah. Keep your mouth closed. You pussy grabber you. And here we are with the mistletoe.

And I love the holy music we've got here. And now we have the sacred salt. You look quite holy. And I'm not even looking at your whole.

Okay. We have the mistletoe. Over the altar. Of the church of Bonoboville.

Rianna and Aaron's. And now Phoenix and I will take. Christmas Eve Eve communion. Right here with you all.

I want you to just feel our pleasure. I want you to watch us. Don't be jealous. Don't be jealous.

Feel that, you know, communion. You know, those frubbles. That limerence. Mmm.

That's soft. That titty. Whoa. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters.

The spirit of sex is in me now. We're only halfway done with communion. All right. So, you know, I'll give the first communion to Phoenix.

Can lay between the legs of the communion altar. Is the lovely Rianna and Aaron's. Yes, indeed. And here she goes.

The green liquid, the holy water. Down the hatch. Whoa, waterboarding. Bonobo style.

Very good prisoner of war. Small fountain towards the end, but it was cute. Okay. So now me.

So, okay. Are you ready for this? Are you ready? I am going to get between the legs of this lovely communion altar.

My guest. My friend. My colleague. Mmm, my kingster girl.

Rianna and Aaron's is going to waterboard me for Christmas. Whoa. Drippy. Mmm, yummy. Wow.

Drippy, yummy. Wow. Oh, so, Merry Christmas, Merry Sexmas. Happy Festivus. Anybody got any grievances?

Maybe Harry has some grievances. Happy. He probably has a grievance that he wasn't involved in that Bonoboville communion. I would imagine that would be a primary grievance that a lot of people would have.

Are your grievances, if you like, or just enjoy the show. I see an old friend in the room, Mr. Alex, Sally and Benny is here all the way from Beemore. That's right. We're hearing from the East Coast tonight, like New Jersey and here's Baltimore here for the holidays.

It's too cold back there. Right. Too crazy. Well, you know, it's, yeah, I mean, when you're, when you don't have heat, it's not that warm

because nobody in LA wants to bother with heat. But we're creating a little bit of heat here in Bonoboville. We are. Bonobo Powered Central heating?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm feeling it. You are. You're making it.

Mistletoe. So, how much time do we have brothers and sisters? Yeah. Hello.

Nobody's telling me. Before we have to take a break. 10 more minutes. How many grievances can we air in 10 minutes?

Do you have some grievances? I have grievances that Trump is still in office. Oh, well, that's my chief grievance. My other grievances.

Other grievances. Well, you know, they could be all related to Trump. I think they really are in a way. I mean, I think a lot of people, what happened to his horns?

A lot of, you know, spank him just for losing his horns. A lot of people are having, you know, post-Trump sex disorder. Of course that helps me with my business. I have to say, you know, there are a lot of freaked out.

Trumpers and anti-Trumpers that are just in a state where, you know, sex is either something they have an aversion to because it reminds them of pussy grabbers, or it's like they really do feel some guilt, you know. Yeah.

Yeah, some of them do. We understand. Give us a call. 2-1-3-2-9-1-9-4-9-7.

Yeah. You talk to Phoenix here. Absolutely. She'll help to spank the guilt right out of you.

Yes, I will. For Trump, yeah. That's right. You feel guilty?

We'll spank it. Or, you know, arrange for you to be cuckolded by, you know, a Trump resister. That is a service we can offer through denominations against Donald Trump. We do offer that.

Yeah. We can arrange for your cuckolding. Yes, we can lock you up. Uh-huh.

Well, we can do that. Yeah, there's all kinds of things that we can do. And that we do in the Trump apocalypse in order to kind of just have a good life. So, you know how Trump banned all those words from the CDC?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like transgender and science-based. Fetus. Fetus.

Fetus. What? And some other things. Really crazy things.

Yeah, I know about that. So I think in response, we need to think of a list of words that Trump should not be allowed to use. Well, pussy, certainly. Right.

Oh, entitlement is another one that he said the CDC can't use. And actually, believe it or not, diversity. You're not allowed to use diversity. Yikes.

I guess these are all words that Trump really doesn't use. So I guess he figured that the CDC wouldn't need them either. I mean, this is really the airing of my grievances right now. This is the kind of pussy I want to jump on his little micro pee pee.

I know. The bonobo way is all about non-violence. And actually, I am not being violent to anything but a pillow. So.

Technically non-violent. Exactly. And if you are violent to a submissive person who wants to be submissive, that's okay. Consensual violence.

Consensual violence is cool. And a lot of people are doing that as Trump-apocalypse therapy. I think also in this climate, this is good though, because I think, you know. Go away.

We have been talking about sexual harassment extensively, partially because of the sexual harasser-in-chief, and partially because of the Weinstein catalyzed purge that's been happening. Right.

But, you know, we have talked about no means no. We haven't talked about safe word means no as a culture. I think that this is an important discussion that needs to be brought to the forefront. Oh, right.

There's so much to talk about. Not everybody even here knows what a safe word is. So we just have to kind of explain that that is a word you use when, you know, it's enough because you might like using the word no in the context of a scene.

Okay. So if you're in a BDS scene and you like to go, no, no, no. But, you know, that wouldn't be a deal-breaker. Then your deal-breaker is some other word.

Like elephant. Well, whatever. Or Trump is. Yeah, Trump.

I mean, you want something that's kind of a boner killer, right? It's like Trump is actually a really good safe word. Right. No one wants to continue doing any BDSM activity while thinking of Trump,

except for maybe when I was urinating on Trump, which is a different thing entirely. Oh, that was fun. And by the way, you can see that on YouTube. Well, you don't actually see the pussies pissing,

but you do see the piss landing on Trump. And that Trump was courtesy of Mistress Tara, Indiana, of Dominatrixes against Donald Trump. And then you can see the uncut, uncensored version on Clip O'Rama.

And hello, Ecor. Ecor is in his red shirt. Not in his Bonoboville shirt. But, you know, that's cool.

Pick up a microphone. Here, here's one. Yeah. Look at you all.

Christmas red. What's the message on the occasion? Yeah. These sexy ladies will be redded up today.

So red. And you always have your green. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah.

Yeah. Ooh. Green. Well, Merry Christmas Eve Eve.

Yes. Merry Christmas to all you ladies and everybody out there. Bonoboville. To all your families.

Yeah. Last one. Well, you know, I mean there's different types of families. Yeah.

Right? Yes. Are they long? There's the kind that you, you know, have to be in

because you're related. Yeah. You're born into it. You're born into it.

You know, I mean you could run away. I know all about that. Yes. But you're still part of it.

And then there's these families that form of people who just really like each other and maybe even love each other. Called the homies. Homies.

Bonobos. Right. The leather family in the SM community is a big one. Yeah.

There you go. Well, do they have a Christmas of some sort? Yeah. Often, you know, there's usually some kind of alternative

politics. So many of us are ostracized from our families for being kinky. Are you? Not for that reason.

It's automatic, huh? You know. Well, you're ostracized. You don't, is that the reason?

Part of my family. Really? They like Trump this? Yeah.

That's the part of my family. Oh my God. They like the Trumpists. Yeah.

I can't. I just, I can't. Wow. I would never have known.

But you know. Sorry for them. Yeah. Yeah, we're sorry for them.

I want to reach out to everyone because I'm Bonobo. You know, you got to reach out to everyone. And sometimes this is the time of year to do that. You know.

We get a lot of calls at the Dr. Susan Block Institute during the Christmas season. And from a lot of people in Trump country, we do. And we try to help them with their fantasies about their moms.

Oh. And their fantasies about, you know, guys like Ecor having sex with their wives. Oh wow. Oh yeah.

That's complicated. Oh, that's very, actually both of those things. Very common. So.

And in Trump country, you know, it's, it's a, it's a common thing. Yeah. So, you know, we try to help them to enjoy themselves as well as see, you know, if the deepest part of you, the sexual part of you is like that keyed in to being cuckolded by

this fabulous African-American man, then maybe, you know, you shouldn't be such a racist. Right. Right. He's throwing to racial sex.

So, you know, we talk about that. Yeah. In addition to letting them jack off to talking about that, because they really do get turned on by it.

You know, they might. And, and, you know, I'm trying to get their votes in line with their, their dicks. You know, sometimes you don't want to vote with your dick, but sometimes you do. Well, I guess I think sometimes you do.

Right. It might help, I think, in those specific situations. Right. There's a necessity at those points.

Yes, indeed. So, E.Cord, did you bring another guest or did you just bring yourself? Well, I brought myself thus far, but I got a text earlier and they said they were on their way here.

On their way. Yeah, you know. And it's on her way, by the way. I wanted to say.

Okay, on her way. It's a she. Well, there were a couple of people. It is a she.

Oh, but she's with it. Okay. It's complicated. Yeah, it's complicated.

Right. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Well, we're glad to have you here. Oh, yeah.

It's always a blessing to be here. And it's weird. It's good. You know, when you talk about blessings all the time, but actually tonight's the

appropriate night. No doubt. Yeah. It's always sexual to be here.

It's sexual. To be here. It is. To come here.

And, yeah. To come here and then come here. And again. Then come some more.

No doubt. Exactly. We're very excited about a new year happening just because, you know, what the hell is going to be a new year?

It happens here in Bonoboville. It does. It does. It doesn't seem like it tonight because it's very quiet.

It's cool. But it's cool, right? It's cool. Because it's like we're at home.

We're at home, man. It's like the festive, right? We're at the family. We do.

We're with the family right now. Breanna is certainly family. With the family, you know. Phoenix, of course, is family.

And of course you are. And I guess I am. We're Bonoboville. There's a Santa Claus, you know.

We're Bonoboville, so. Right. Silent Night, Holy Night. Yeah.

Junior, did you notice Junior with his head upside down on that dildo? Yeah. He's in trouble. Right.

So. Is that Jack Hammer Jesus off of Jack Hammer XL? Jack Hammer Jesus? This is the Jack Hammer Jesus.

Jack Hammer. Ta-da. I think we should each hold a Jesus. Jackson, yeah.

This is the closest I've ever been to Jesus. Here. I'll hold your mic so that Jesus can have free access to your cleavage. Look at that.

Jesus is happy. Jesus cleavage. I like the right necklace on it. It's almost like a rosary now.

This is kind of weird. It is. Well, there are so many things about the cross that are very sexual, very erotic. I mean, he's half naked, pretty much naked.

And yeah, he's in the shape of a phallic object. No, he has no underwear on under there. No, no underwear. No, no rocking no draws.

Just some cloth. No rocking no draws, nothing else. What is his draws? What do you got on?

I was in for everything, still for the draws, fans, shorts. Jesus is cool. Jesus is really cool. Jesus is very cool.

I've always liked these fucking right-wingers. He's just all right with me. He's like, what? He's like, what?

You know what I'm saying? What? Well, so, and then when you go like... Oh.

Jesus is in me now. Oh. She did wash those. Jesus came here.

Jesus is in me now. He came here. So. Yeah, it's powerful.

It is. You know, it's powerful. It's almost too powerful, right? To combine sexuality and spirituality.

Imagine Jesus with all that power. Any baby has sex with it. It's just gonna be like, oh my God. I mean, literally, oh my God.

Oh my God. Run that again, God. Run that again. Over and over.

And Mary was an immigrant, you know, in Bethlehem. Without healthcare? Right. Where'd she come from?

I don't know. Somewhere else. She wasn't from Bethlehem. I forget.

She was out of state. She was Mary. She was Mary. She just came as Mary.

But she was, yeah. Mary. Here's Mary. She just appeared.

Well, this isn't really Mary. This is like some nun or something, but she... She's standing in for Mary. And we have a bunch of conica gelt as the gifts, yes.

So, yeah. Mary. Five minutes. Yeah.

Mary's a curved one. Right. And thanks to Trump, thanks to Trumpus, the Krampus of Christmas, making Jerusalem the capital. Well, no, he didn't make Jerusalem the capital, but he's moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem,

which is like saying we think it should be the capital of Israel. He's moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem. And so, there have been grave protests, and it's not... They're going to mess with Mecca.

A nice place, but Bethlehem right now. And all the vendors are complaining that the tourists aren't there. It's like he really is Trumpus. There's everything bass, accords, stuff.

Right at Christmas, he decides to do this when people want to visit Jerusalem. I mean, Bethlehem. They want to visit Bethlehem. Right.

Because that's where this whole thing supposedly happened, right? And that is in Palestine. That is in Palestine. So, Mr. Trumpus, we are here.

I'm just putting it back there. I know I'm not setting it all up. We're going to fix it during the break, but we're going to have a break very soon.

And we're going to come back with more Sexmas Eve Eve. Christmas Eve Eve. Festivus. Grievances.

And Saturnalia. Ho, ho, ho. And Trumpus. Punishments.

And presents. Presents. We're going to have some presents too. And mistletoe.

Oh, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar. You bet. Mistletoe. So, don't come yet and don't go away.

We'll be right. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love,

not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex.

It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are,

and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much,

which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you?

Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain.

And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days?

So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing. The real bonobos are highly endangered, so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save

the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important, eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life.

Brothers and sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before.

Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here,

and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clit right here. Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh.

She's mounting the Sybian. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have. Many a times. My favorite horse to ride.

Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot, go for the clit, go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipple. We've got for Jim Rondo, riding a Sybian.

Wow, holy shit. That does the job. Yeah, it's doing it. Sybian strikes again.

Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on Dr.Suzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville. Ride on cowboy. Take a deep breath, deep breath.

Relax. Breathe forward, breathe forward. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month.

Yes! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Ah, yes!

Yes, yes! Come on! Princess, come on! A sister of a woman.

Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block, your wonderful human being. Wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block.

Thank you. I think we have orgasm, Houston, and let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off.

Dang it. Okay, come on. We, we, we, we. Okay, we're gonna come.

Bye, sister Penny. Testify that you masturbate. And you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed.

How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just gonna take this home. I'm gonna take it off.

I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm... Come on.

Where's the husband? You got the Sybian. You don't need the husband. Oh, my God. Whoa, whoa.

Don't let her fall over. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you.

That's my girl. And now, here she is. Dr. Susan Block. Mary triple X-double E,

which is what it is if you're listening to us live. And if you're watching, well, here we are. Hey. Kissing under the mistletoe.

And, yeah, we got our censored Facebook camera. Right now, we're all covered up. So, there's really nothing to censor. You're just seeing what we're doing.

But if you want to see our gifts unwrapped, then you just get yourself over to drsuzy.tv. Dr. Susan Block.TV. If you don't know how to spell Susie.

And you can also watch it free if you can actually get it together. If you haven't had too much eggnog, and you can figure out how to join bonoboville.com.

Correct. And, yeah, it's too late to get any Christmas presents, really, kind of, unless you get a Kindle version of the bonobo way. Or you give yourself the Christmas present

of talking to one of us for therapy. You are the gift, baby. Yeah, exactly. You are the gift.

You know, I have been a gift for the past several days, actually, the holiday season. It's important to be able to confess to your mother-confessor. She's been busy.

It really is, especially if you fantasize about your great-aunt Lil. Or somebody even less politically correct. And that old garden dress on the yard in the garden. Oh, my goodness.

Christmas fantasies. Woo-hoo-hoo. So, yeah, we're here throughout the holy days. And beyond.

Into 2018, we're going there now. We are relentlessly going there. And it's kind of scary, but it's kind of reassuring in a way to know that no matter how the Trumpis poops on us,

we will make it into 2018. Some of us. Only some of us. Not all of us.

We're halfway through the Trump administration. Some people are going to be kept out with a wall. We're going to make it, though, some of us. Evolution.

And it's going to be a happy... Nude rear. Nude rear. Okay.

You saw it here first. We might see some more of those. I don't know. It's a happy nude rear.

From Bonoboville. From our house to your house. From our ass to your ears. To your house.

Moon over Bonoboville. Are you ready to move? I'm ready to move. Okay.

Are you ready to move? Microphone. Are you ready? Are you going to move?

I'm going to watch the moon. You're going to watch the moon. Holy Trinity. The moon gazer.

The moon gazer. Three, four moves to one missing. Clemmie, you could move. Three, four moves.

Yeah, Clemmie could move, too. There's four. Oh, yeah. There we go.

Over Bonoboville. And it's a happy nude rear. I'm going to pull it up a little. I get to do that.

Whoa. Nude rear. Nude rear. Yes.

Happy nude rear. Everybody. Let's give that a round of applause. From Bonoboville.

It's, you know, one of those nights that you're laying out cookies for the percent. Now you're not even doing that. That's Christmas Eve. You are the cookies.

I want someone to eat my cookies. Who wants to eat my cookies? Just don't grab my cookie. No cookie grabbing.

No cookie grabbing. But that, speaking of that, I just want to put it out there again. We are all for the Me Too movement. Women get out there and, you know, assert your power.

Bonobos empower the females. Don't put up with no shit. There's very, very low rates of sexual harassment. Very, very low rates of rape and no murder among Bonobos.

Because the females stick together and fight back. When it, you know, if anything, if a Bonobo boy gets out of line and they teach him a lesson, right? And they don't kill him. You know, like common-chimp males will kill anybody that they don't like, male or female.

Bonobo ladies are in charge in Bonoboville and they don't kill. They just kind of spank a lot. And yet, also, you know, after this banking, maybe not right after, but soon after, they get him laid. They give him some sex.

Somebody does. Not the one who he was harassing, but one of the ladies, you know, usually one of the older ladies. They're like, come here, boy. I saw her over there.

Get on over here. And so, you know, he learns his lesson, but he doesn't, I guess, rebel. He's okay with it, you know. And that's why among Bonobos, the males are bigger and stronger than the females.

And they could gang up on the females and be in charge if they wanted to. Let's just face it. Physiologically, they could. They just don't.

They're like, why would I jeopardize all this damn pussy right here? There you go. It's been an asshole. Who wants to jeopardize spankings and cougar action as your penal code?

Right. Come on. Why would you want to mess that up? Yeah.

They know. They know better. Okay. So we think that, you know, the Me Too movement needs to acknowledge male well-being in addition to female empowerment.

And, I mean, yeah, it's secondary. Okay. But it should be up there, you know, right after getting your nails done. Male well-being.

Somehow you got to vote for this. Or, you know, you don't have to take care of them, but somebody should. And that's where decriminalization and de-stigmatization of sex work comes in. Right?

Right? If you don't want to do it, and his wife don't want to do it, you know. Fix you do it. Right.

Somebody should do it. Yeah. What's wrong with having somebody do it? Can we call Trixie now?

Now, if he still wants to harass, then okay. He should go into the cage. But if, you know, a lot of these guys are, you know, I know they say, you know, sexual harassment is not about sex. It's about power.

I'm sorry. It's about sexual power. It is about sex. A lot of these guys are fucking horny, and they, they're just oafs.

They just don't know how to behave. We guilty of it. And we can teach some of them. We can teach some of them.

But why shouldn't we have professionals actually also teaching? What do you think? As a professional who hopes to be teaching. Yeah, I do think it is really important.

And I think that decriminalization of sex work and de-stigmatization of alternative sex practices are also really important. Because, you know, I've worked in the pro-domination industry for over a decade now. And the most common question I get when people hear that I do that is what kind of freaks do you get for clients? And my response is always freaks just like you.

Yes. I mean, we have, I always had some of everybody. You know, I mean, you have white-collar stockbrokers in there. You have people who've saved up their paycheck from waiting tables who come in once a month.

You got the geek. You got, I mean, really, it's like the epic human cross section, you know. Everybody needs to get catered to and take care of. Well, you know, people are acting things out in a fetish capacity and in a fantasy capacity that they can't act out in the social arena.

Just imagine if there were no restaurants, everybody would be going to your house to eat. Man. Or cooking a lot. Right?

Or cooking a lot. Because they don't want to cook all the time at home. They need to, they want to go out. They're going to go to your house because there's no restaurants.

So there's got to be some restaurants. And maybe it's not home cooking. Okay. But sometimes it can't be home cooking.

Right. You know, there's those days where like, you don't want to home cook. You need the really cheap fries. Or the bullshit.

You want cheap. Or the bullshit. Something you can just get the thing you want, you know. But the other thing I've noticed that happens is especially with domination and I would imagine with other kinds of sex work is that sometimes you need someone who's outside of your marriage because you're working out a transference issue.

Oh, there you go. And you don't want to do that to your wife because it'll fuck up your marriage. Right. If you can do that anonymously, you work it out and then you go home after 90 minutes.

But some of those are heavy and they do have to be played out. It's the only way it can be processed. Amen and amen. There are a lot of reasons that we've got to decriminalize and destigmatize sex work.

Can you hold me out there? Yes. You can? No.

No, I can't hear me. Could you turn up? Oh, thank you very, very much. I much indebted to you.

Yes. I can hear myself too now. Prince Maximilian Rudolph, the red-nosed captain. I am leading Santa's sleigh tomorrow.

Yes. Slam there, Daddy. Slam. Slam.

Rudolph. Woo-hoo. That's my middle name, actually. It is.

It certainly is. Do you get to wear a studded harness? A probably. A studded baby.

Probably. All right. And lots of liquor to make my nose nice and red. Nice and red.

Yes. Believe it. That's what happens. That's what you do.

A drunk guy living the past. How you stay warm in the winter. Yeah. Lead the sleigh.

You know about the reindeer golden showers, right? Reindeer golden showers. You haven't. I mean, a reindeer seems like they're already raiding.

Jump across the bed room and just piss on the guy. Just jump across the bed room and just be pissed on them. Ah, yes. The reason why reindeer fly is that the reindeer can eat Anita and not be poisoned.

Those red toadstool mushrooms. But they're highly psychedelics. So what people do is they drink the reindeer urine and they trip. And that's why the reindeer fly.

Because you drink so much reindeer pee, you hallucinate. And the reindeer fly. And the reindeer fly. Santa is an acid trip.

I knew it. So that's what that was. All this time. Tripping falls on.

It's like red bull and shrimps. Santa was on the acid trip. The whole time he was catching the bus to do all that stuff driving. I mean, delivering all those gifts on the bus.

But in his mind, he over there. I just want to turn Trumpus into an ass. A bad trip that I can get over, please. This whole time he was on the bus.

Delivering all of them gifts. So it's got to be legal to deal in reindeer urine then. That might be a new industry. Like I said, red bull.

I won't be drinking this shit. Okay, now speaking of new... I'm going to make a transition. Do I pull reindeer?

No pull reindeer. Check out this transition. Orgasms for peace. This is what, you know, you do around Christmas time, right?

Or it's winter solstice. It's also winter solstice. Sunbirth day. You have an orgasm for peace.

I mean... Is it a self orgasm or is it a community orgasm? Is it, you know... It could be any kind.

Okay. But I think for us, it's going to be on the motor bunny, right? Yeah. I always feel very peaceful after an orgasm.

Can we get the motor bunny out? Sure. All right. I've got two strapping men to carry your motor bunny.

Excellent. All right. This is like my reality show that I won. E-Core moves large objects with no shirt.

Yeah. Oh, but he has a shirt on. It's got several shirts on. I think you have to get his shirt off.

I'll take my shirt off. I'll take mine off. It's your turn now. You two.

Take it off again. Enough with the me too. You two. Take off your shirt.

Okay, take off your shirt. I'm sexually harassing E-Core. Do you consent E-Core to my sexual harassment? It is.

You got my consent. She has my consent. Yeah. Okay.

I'm glad he put that on the microphone. Yeah. Disclaimer. She has my consent.

She does. She has my consent. That should be like a, what do you call it? Ongoing.

She has my consent. That's funny. But noble. She has my consent.

Yes. A noble veil in the building. Hashtag that. Mistletoe over Bonoboville.

Here she goes. This is a poll back here. Where's my candy canes? You guys need some help up there?

Be careful. We actually need the, what we need is the saran wrap. Saran wrap. We got saran wrap.

There comes a saran wrap. Ms. Phoenix. Is she over here? Very gentlemen of the evening.

Okay. And we are wrapping our motor bunny. For. Little Christmas gift wrap here.

Yeah. Right. You could say so. Thank you motor bunny by the way for this gift that came way before Christmas

but we can come on it for Christmas. And I think the idea of an orgasm for peace is that you think about peace on earth. Wire. Coming.

Goodwill towards women. Goodwill towards women. I always feel very peaceful after an orgasm. Exactly.

That's true too. That. Well you know. I guess it could go either way.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

They can't wait. The motor bunny's ready. The motor bunny's ready. Okay.

Okay. So you're going to keep the panties on. I guess so. We're in that state.

Yeah. Yeah baby. All right. She's about to get motor bunny shagged.

Now we have a remote for this motor bunny. I don't remember how that works though. Oh no. We're not doing that.

Okay. Okay. We are unveiling the lovely Tata's. Yes.

Oh and I do have this to spank you with. But didn't you get me a present of some sort? Look at this. So let's see what this is.

Gifts. What's with your phone? You said something about your phone. Gifts.

It's my book. Right. Something about your phone. Spank that.

Spank her with that book. I'm going to spank her with this book. Let me. There you go.

Nice gift. Yeah. Wow. Great gift.

Okay. Okay. Happy birthday Jesus. Okay.

So now you're going to hold her microphone? Yeah I got it. Yeah you got it. You got that.

All right. And she's on this motor bunny. I think the last time you did this. You recited your MFA paper or something like that?

You made me. You quiz me about various things relating to my MFA. Yes. Yes.

That was fun. Prior to that you quiz me about the book of medicine. The book of medicine. Which is right here.

Yes. I think I'll give you a spank with that too. From the front. Book of medicine with Bob Flanagan.

Yeah. You've never been spanked with a book on which you have a contributing editor before. This was actually very exciting. And we add an aris.

But a book by Bob Flanagan. A contributing editor as is Sherry Rose. Ah. Oh.

Have you ever been spanked with the book of medicine? Not with the book of medicine. No. I mean we just printed it last month so it really wasn't like a tour yet.

I'm excited to spank you with it. That's a real healthy spanking right there. Yeah. What have I been spanked with on this show?

Let's see. Happy Newt Rear. A baguette. You have been spanked with a baguette.

That was a super baguette. A gordo. You have certainly been spanked with the bonobo way. Sex with a gord.

And sex with a gord. You weren't actually spanked with the gord. It's all art. And whoa.

Have you been here on Halloween when we might have spanked you with the broom? We didn't do broom spankings but I spanked Trump with cats. Cats. Yes.

Meow. Meow. Well I don't know about a cat but I think you're getting a candy caning. Whoa.

Whoa. And I think we're turning up the volume. Yes. Thank you.

Yes. So breast lightly touches my shoulder. Gives her more stimulation. And also I forgot to say.

Am I going to get laid? Yes. You got laid. Next to me.

I watched it. I watched it get laid. You got laid baby. I watched it get laid.

And it's a little bit of a festive color. The volume. I'm feeling some peace on earth. You are.

That goodwill towards men is still a long way in coming. And I've got a juxtapose leather finger flogger right here. That does help my goodwill towards men juxtapose. Nice work there.

That thing works. Trust me. It works. It's undoing at least two counts of sexual harassment right now.

Eek our shoulder and juxtapose whip. This is your job man. You got to right the wrongs. You must become the change you wish to see.

You hear that buzz. That's the motor bunny. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Pop up that volume. Turn it up.

Turn it up. Silent night. Okay. Deck the halls.

What music is this now? All of them. I don't think so. How about I mean do we want something that we can't get?

We don't mind. Right. So why don't you play like Santa baby? Santa baby.

Yeah. Something sexy. Oh yeah. Earth a kid.

No. We got some other stuff. Play some of that music. I said the music that's playing is sexy.

We just can't hear it. Let's play it loud. You guys back there. Play some of that Christmas music.

Some of that moments of love. Okay. Megan it happened. So what do you think Harry?

What's the view like from on stage? It is amazing. Amazing view. Amazing view.

Front row seats? Usually have... It is right behind your head too. It was right behind your head on the screen too.

It was right there behind your head. Close-up shot. The close-up shot. Yes.

Caning time. Double cane. Double cane. Double cane.

Double cane. That's cocaine. That's cocaine. Cocaine.

Cocaine. Actually making me feel good over here. Just the vibration of it. I'm over here getting relaxed.

It's true. Like damn. I feel like I'm on my left thigh. Clark Kent.

Cover. That's the innocent look. That's the sexy innocent look. A lot of ladies are going to want this.

Another tree. Oh yeah. This is definitely a Christmas gift. A stocking stuffer.

Yes. Being transported. By the simple... Oh that's because the microphone

is right next to the library. Riding a motorcycle. Motorcycles wish they could do this. Oh they can.

I think there's seats in the library. Starting to feel some peace on Earth. Starting to feel what? Peace on Earth.

So penis on Earth. For that penis on Earth. That's right. This is an orgasm for peace.

Peace through pleasure. Here she comes. Rihanna and Aaron's. On the motor bunny.

For Santa baby. Hurry down that chimney. Can use something hurrying down my chimney for sure. Let it come down that chimney.

It's probably better than getting high on reindeer piss. Believe it. But I've never gotten high on reindeer piss so I can't really weigh in.

Don't knock it till you've tried it. Oh. This is something to see. Wow.

We caught up in a moment. I caught up in a moment like wow. Is this an ongoing orgasm or several or one? I'm pretty sure it's...

We're now overlapping. It's an ongoing multiple. An ongoing multiple. Orgasms for peace.

Rihanna and Aaron's. On the motor bunny live from Bonoboville. On Christmas Eve. Eve.

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas. Oh yeah she is. Holy water brothers and sisters. It's a wet Christmas.

It's a wet Christmas. We sit in California. We're not getting a white one. Light it, light it.

Frosty the pervert. Frosty the pervert. My client based for years. Bless you.

Whoa. Frosty the pervert is having some fun. If he is anywhere out there beyond the lights. In Bonoboville.

It's a very merry Christmas. And a lot of the toys that you may have gotten your kids sound like this. But not many of them do what this one does.

Or maybe they do but you don't want to find out what the kids are out. You do want to just get yourself a motor bunny to try in the privacy of your own manger.

Right, that's right. Let's sit on Santa's lap and ask for this for Christmas. Oh yeah, sit on Santa's motor bunny, honey. Are you ready for me to take it down?

I guess. Okay, so can we have an amen and an a-women and some applause for the gladness, Rihanna and Aaron's amen and a-women.

Oh wow. Christmas music will never be the same. La la la la. La la la la.

I have a lot of kids out there that are going to learn sprossy the snowman. Yeah. A new kind of frosty snowman.

Creamy, creamy love a wet Christmas. I'm creamy love a wet Christmas. Oh, it's still going. It doesn't want to end.

No, I didn't complain. And I don't necessarily want you to put it on but I want to give you an Agua t-shirt. Would this fit you?

Oh yeah, there it is. I think so. There you go. That part.

It looks good, you know, but it looks better without it. Actually, you could put it under your boobs. Your boobs can hold up a shirt without even putting it on. There you go, look at that.

Wow, that is an advertising. This is a shirt, right? Now I want to drink Agua. Agua.

This is the way the shirt should be worn but not everyone is capable. This is actually way more comfortable than the way most shirts fit me to be honest.

This is really the reason I do naked performance artists because bras are really uncomfortable. I can imagine. Now, did you always have those boobs or those mommy boobs?

They were always quite sizable. They got kind of ridiculous after my milfdom started. I would not call them ridiculous. They were 32 double D before I got pregnant

and now they are 36 G. 36 G. Brothers and sisters, if you're into numbers, that's a number and a letter.

G for good. That's right, I'm good. Great, I'm good. I always joke that this was my gift for reproducing.

Two extra cup sizes. Yeah, yeah. It's amazing. The amazing Rihanna Arons

and she is a real life milf. Indeed. That's right. Thank you for sharing an orgasm for peace

or maybe that was like two or three? Four or five. I'm a giver. I feel very peaceful.

Yeah, I mean orgasm vibrations do, I think, radiate out and when we were hunter-gatherers

we might not have sex every night but you would hear somebody having sex or see somebody having sex because it was all going on all around

just like among bonobos. So we get something out of just watching or listening and I know that a lot of people

say that people that watch are frosty the pervert, you know, but there's a natural inclination to want to watch and that's another aspect of sex work

that we need to not stigmatize so much the watching and the being watched because otherwise, you know,

these guys want to do it non-consensually with their like assistance and assistance and actresses so

breathe the hookers breathe the strippers I think the de-stigmatization is also important because it's not a career you can do

until you're in your 70s so, you know, what happens to us when we get to the point where we can't work in the industry anymore and we try to transition out, you know,

there's a lot of hostility out there. You have this scarlet letter you know, you're not human and you dealt

with sexuality Boy, he sounds like the voice of some very punishing god It's extinguished

The far right? I know You did not eat your green peas And that's part of it That's a part of it

I mean, Trump is Trump but then there's a intellectual and religious and racist war going on that is very serious

and it's really not run by Trump it's run by the few families that run the universe

that he works for? Of course, they all work for him They have big names big big names

and they're billionaires and we're just whatever Democrats

we're always like you know so polite and so nice and now we're letting all their sacks

full of toys fill up up to overflowing and there's no toys for all the people in the world they just got these

eight people or twenty people or whatever that get all the toys that, you know

is it fair? It's okay, I can't play with all the toys it is the extremes but elbows are fair

what's fair is that if you earn from the land you have to give back that's what's fair and that's what's Christmas

that's the spirit of Christmas as Rhiannon has given her orgasm to us so graciously and beautifully

and it is a gift it is a gift and I feel that you know, we need to honor that gift

a lot on her tonight the gift of gasm the gift of gasm is there a stone we can reach

to kiss for that? so what now? what stone do we get for the gift of gasm? hey

I want to see this rock man this rock hey Chuck can I get some shampoo?

oh look at that it does have a rock 15 so we're

I think winding up the show I'm not sure what happened some of my people here are gone what did things happen?

we're here and I am not to know it's very classic the occurrence of what happened

nothing happens when we're here it's about us happening well okay so I think that we're going to have a song

from ecor then if you are so sure that nothing happening happenings are okay well then we're transitioning into

I think we are the one because you are the as you say we are the ones to make it happen

because my man called in today Chris and he spoke political and of course you always speak political and this is what we are in the world

right now especially in our society we definitely have to become one because the only way we can become one

is if we become one to make this movement in the right manner, in the right order we do

and we even have people of different political persuasions here tonight even though we don't have hardly anybody but we do

have a kind of family group here tonight and we do reach out to everybody even though we may disagree

we don't care what your political party is I mean personally all I care about is just do us right

because you got people in both parties that do wrong you got people in both parties that do right so just do us right I don't care what you believe in

you made the billions off our back literally you have to split the dividends you have to split the dividends

that's a fair business deal the redistribution of wealth so that no child dies

because they don't have insurance and the people have opportunities that's when the child is left behind

so no child left behind and nationalists don't care about that they've been to school and it's like

you want to make a billion dollars and this is going to happen you can make it happen it's hard work work hard

you could have a child come from a family with billions of dollars work hard then we'll steal your pension

then we'll go bankrupt then we'll do any number of things we've had these guys in before right before the depression

it's a matrix we had these people in there unbridled capitalism unbridled capitalism

the fours, the Rockefellers except they didn't have so much of the world's resources at their

no, these are nuvel rich assholes who don't want to give anything back even the Rockefellers gave back the old families gave back

even if they were fucking killing you they did they were giving back and something

I'll kill you but I'll give back you got that coming both ways right wing, we'll just kill you

you got it coming both ways I'll give back but you're going to die I think if we literally had a bonobo in office

we would be way better off even if Trump just did nothing he just had his pants on buckle just sitting there in a big auto

we can have a bonobo in every family we can have a bonobo in every family that teaches other bonobos you don't do this

there's a lot of stuff you say you're a nice kid don't do this you got it

my Christmas wish is that Trump just sits behind that desk in the oval office and this is my goodwill towards man

just jerks off for the rest of his administration does not sign anything does not change anything does not tweet

well we don't even have to gag him because if he's just making orgasmic moans I can live with that yeah but you can't trust him

that's true his moans are probably like disgusting his moans are probably disgusting but I don't have to hear them

he might tweet them we don't want to hear that that sounds like Milania's nightmare on top of her

ooh Milania no stay I'm going to wake up in the night in a cold sweat with that visual

seared in my brain no Rihanna no stay stay there stay there till I come

I'm a visual thinker this is horrible this is post-Trump sex disorder I know

people are expressing it for some reason tonight three second man I gotta go back to running the country

doing dumb shit so we gotta go back to celebrating love life

and sex and the fact that we are one and then we gotta move on to

move it into that new year and doing the best we can in our various fields

of the resistance to the tyranny and you know it's gotta be

and the nationalism and the fascism we've seen these people before we've seen somehow some of them hung upside down

at a gas station he's thinking of Mosulini because he's from Italy yeah those are fascist nationalists

but you know the Trumpis like Krampus

is just a reflection of our worst side he is a reflection of us

and he needs to be gagged we need to gag this side of ourselves that's so greedy especially at this time of year

we need to think about the greediness that created this type of leader you know in our

in our land he was an immigrant he was a criminal immigrant who came to this country and exploited people

hopefully now they'll arrest some of them toss that trap instead of fucking arresting

others so we are gonna have we are one five

we are gonna have we are one got my DJ walking around got my DJ walking around got my DJ walking around

instead of DJ should be but just always know that we are we most definitely have to be one have to bring some music into your holiday

and it is Christmas Eve Eve and I think you should help me get this shirt off of him

oh yeah we have to accentuate the red underwear

what kind of underwear are those maybe we could sell them an ad under the wolf under the arm

under the arm with my girl Dr. Block just know y'all we are one

we are I need volume on that Abe you know I can't do it with the whisper with the whisper tone everybody that's watching

Bonoboville out there I just need y'all to always keep your minds keep your heads focus everything throw the ones up out there

because we only got this one go round in this lifetime you know death is for certain but while we're here we can make the world a better place

understand that because we are one understand I walk in here to pop it I can be grimy and greasy real easy

believe me that's enough been on the rocks trapping in spots evading the cops till I got pop my handcuffs is on my wrist

sit down a minute thinking about it while I'm in there thinking I got shit to finish earth needs me handcuff and I won't stop giving the props throwing a piece

and showing my love and all of you above that's what I'm all about now let the wolf shout I love y'all now let it trickle down let it fall like the season

your peeps don't need reason to be nice that's for them souls who's cold as ice and I don't think twice I got so 60 take six most steps

to have your 12 mama daddy elders raise me well with integrity was there too my humanity is gonna take the man to be too confident

to pop for the ones up y'all give me some volume A yes need some volume back there thank you

we need to fill it out here the world needs to fill it yes storm is well cause we are one

we are one we are one together I know sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm

if in the thundering light the budget keep striking keep fighting stickin' and foolin' showin' and foolin' not just with a little piece I can go a long way so wolf is here

to help pave the way with more peace we already got war in our own streets from here to the Middle East and to rob them down for the cause

and then have my car up humanity is gonna take the man to be too confident to sanity it's too progress in peace wrap the belly up the peace

wouldn't betray the state of mind I ain't shocked cause I got love to spread if love is my butter then earth is my bread let's eat in peace like kings and queens

we feast and sing can we all just get along all right I'm still pushin' your dream cause we are one we are one

we are one we are one we are one we are one

we are one we are one we are one we are one

we are one I guess I won't see the peace that I need until I reach the streets of the G.O.D until the end I'm goin' in swimming

I'm the guy swimmin' by I said hi and then left water bowl the water's in trouble let me give him a double shot of integrity

mixed with a glass of humanity the ultimate bullet make the ultimate for the sake of mankind we needed any twang racial signs

elevate our minds like we can hit the front of minds and push go to the world reach to a man woman touch the boy touch the girl

but with no sad dusty trust you don't want the state being big up to a pen state don't let one pass till that school state I think that school's great

so Kobe is educated graduate, demonstrate that we are one one one

we are one brothers and sisters let that one resonate out there to y'all one not two but one everybody remembers

one a winner one number one we all are one's in here the universe the race

human race we are one we are one race this is equal to the world Dr. Susan Block

and let's just yeah take a knee against police brutality

just for a moment because that's a powerful statement that's been made

in 2017 that actually made me watch sports you know which is a big deal

and uh you know one thing about the Trumpis is he hasn't really brought us into

a nuclear war or even an invasion like you know the shrub and so

we have to hope that somehow doesn't happen although the way he talks yeah seems like it could

anywhere fire and fury in North Korea or Jerusalem or

Yemen or maybe here at home where our police are now

being equipped with military artillery and tanks and all kinds of shit all this military stuff

huh yeah it's all nifty and like video games and kills people really fast

so we're gonna make it team but nobo

through 2018 and we're gonna make it with love and yeah

it's hard to love right now it is you can hear us struggling and angry and hurting

from Trumpis Trumpis but you know we have to make love not war

and uh we have to follow the bonobo way and so we will

into the new year we go yes indeed brothers and sisters follow the bonobo way make

love not war make love to someone you love tonight

even if that someone is you masturbate for Christmas Eve Eve

I love you to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else you can talk to us

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