Karen Summer Celebrates Spring

Full transcript of Karen Summer Celebrates Spring on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs. Oh yes, brothers and sisters. Okay, we are broadcasting live from the womb room tonight here in Bonoboville. And you got to have good headsets in the Garden of Eden,

which is what we are broadcasting in. Yes, got to get your Wi-Fi through Paradise here in Bonoboville. Yes, we are broadcasting live on the Dr. Susan Block show from Bonoboville. And I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant.

And your mistress of the airwaves. And yes, if you're listening to me live tonight or watching, then yes, it is spring. Green, a Bonobo spring, brothers and sisters,

having declared this year to be the year of the Bonobo and having been supported in that declaration by the illustrious Dr. Serena Gaia and Erlini Donofrio,

publisher of the forthcoming eco-sexuality collection. And having been supported indirectly by the heavens and by various celebrities who are ever so Bonobo-esque in their presentations

from Russell Brand's worship of the divine feminine between the thighs of his latest girlfriend to Miley Cyrus's free the Nipple campaign. Yes, brothers and sisters, it's all very Bonobo-esque.

And it is the Bonobo spring. And yeah, if you're tuned in live, it's our St. Patty's Day warm-up. So all my little critters are decked out.

Well, Irish for a day. Actually, they have to be Irish for a few days. So it's not actually St. Patty's Day. We're kind of warming up to it.

You know what St. Patrick actually did. He supposedly chased away the snakes. I hope he didn't chase away the trouser snakes, too. And that's why the Irish have a little difficulty with that.

No, bad, bad joke when you have to be Irish for a day. But, you know, James Joyce, all those, you know, celibate priests. I mean, maybe he did chase away the trouser snakes in a way. But I love my snake, Evie.

And she's here with us in the Garden of Eden, a pattern for many years. And she is symbolic of the reptile brain. Oh, the sensuous, primal part of ourselves.

Oh, that just seems to come out in spring. Because it's been hibernating all winter long. Spring makes you want to just leap and take off all your clothes and just spring into a spring fling, you know?

Yeah, it's very bonobo-esque. Spring always makes you feel very hopeful. Revolution, brothers and sisters, that's right. Revolutions often start in the spring.

We have the Arab Spring and the Prague Spring and the springtime of the peoples. Of course, all these revolutions start out with so much hope. And then they crash in the fall.

Sometimes before the fall. Yeah, with murder and mayhem usually. But this is a bonobo spring that I'm talking about, brothers and sisters. So it is not...

It can't do that because bonobos don't kill each other. So I guess if people start killing each other, which of course they are going to do because people do, it's not part of the bonobo spring.

The bonobo spring is the part of us that is opening up to this new grade eight paradigm that maybe can create peace on earth. And maybe not.

But you know, where does the revolution begin, Captain Max? Not with the whole earth? That's way too big. The revolution begins with me.

And with you. And with us. And if we can practice peace through pleasure, if I can, and then you can,

and our friends and lovers and community can, and maybe we can also get our police to retrain, right? To have their own rebirth where they can learn anger management, bonobo style, you know?

Maybe we can retrain our police to, you know, reverse racial discrimination and try a little tenderness, you know, some of these things. And of course, retrain ourselves to be bonobos,

to make like bonobos, not baboons. Yes. To make love not war. It's spring.

And yeah, it's a very peaceful time in a way. Well, not really, actually. Actually spring, what does it celebrate? Easter, right?

We celebrate Easter, which is a time of rebirth, of resurrection, of Jesus, right? And Jesus, well, what is so funny about Jesus? Jesus is very serious, actually.

And there goes the commercial. Yeah, okay, so Jesus is very serious. But Jesus had a kind of funny antecedent. Before there was Jesus, there was Dionysus, that's right.

And they both look alike, like rock stars, you know? Dionysus kind of has that, you know, sexy long hair and youthful look. And they both hung out with women a lot.

And they both were very charismatic. And they both, you know, were able to convert water into wine. And they both said in a very seductive way, come with me, the kingdom of heaven is within you.

If only you will follow me. Both were very adorable babies, like bonobos. Bonobos are very adorable too. But Jesus and Dionysus, yes, that Dionysus,

also Bacchus, God of orgies. How could a God of orgies, like, be Jesus? Well, because there's more connections. Both have the human mother and the divine father.

Both are killed in a bloody way while sacrificing themselves for humankind. And both are revolutionaries. Both are resurrected in the spring.

Wow. Jesus, Bacchus, Dionysus, Christ. Bonobos! And, oh yeah, St. Paddy's. It's all connected.

It's all about celebration. It's all about liberation of that bonobo-esque side of you brothers and sisters which we love to liberate here on the Dr. Susan Block Show.

And next week we're going to have a big liberation. It's the spring equinox, actually. We're going to have a bunch of people here, all, you know, kind of blossoming.

And Sienna Sinclair, a little shout out to Sienna. And our girlfriends, Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley, unlicensed professionals. Speaking of green, they'll be here with the green hair.

And, oh, all kinds of other exciting people. And so, you know, tonight we're just kind of having a little intimate gathering, a little pre-St. Paddy's, I don't know, sort of revving up.

And since St. Patrick rid Ireland of snakes, I will rid my bed of my snake because my special guest tonight is a little bit afraid of snakes.

Or just, I don't know, doesn't have a snake gene in her. But she's a very special person, and she is AVN Award winner and hot Milf Karen, not spring, but summer!

Hello. So, everybody say goodbye to Evie. Bye, Evie. It's nothing personal, honestly.

I just don't think I could focus if I had a reptile roaming about my body. Right, but you've had some trouser snakes roaming around that hot body.

Oh, yes, for as long as I can remember and many more to come. And I meant that pun. Yes, Karen Summer, welcome.

So, you are a legend, as they say. As they say, yes. Officially, too. Officially, yes.

I got inducted into the Legends of Erotica this last year. Right, you are an official legend. Yes. And you are here with your partner.

Yes, Big Cat Daddy. Mr. Big Cat Daddy. Tis me, tis me, hello. Right, and you're both in your St. Paddy's Green.

Yes. Which I appreciate. Oh, absolutely. You're very festive.

Absolutely, I'm all for starting new things. Yeah, new things, did you say? Of course I did. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, so you started a new thing way back in the 80s. Yes, I actually started in 82, the summer of 82.

Wow, and what happened in the summer of 82 was that the birth or the rebirth of Karen Summer? It was the birth of Karen Summer in respect to that,

and we were making movies before it was legal. So there was none of all the things that are around and about today. So it was a little revolutionary.

Yeah, we were a little revolutionary. Yeah. We were trailblazers. Okay.

Pioneer in porn. Right. And now, of course, you're having a rebirth. Yes.

You are coming back. Yes, I am. Just like Jesus. Okay.

Or Dionysus. That's okay. We're both Jews. I'm good.

Okay. So you're a nice little Jewish girl like Nina Hartley. Yes, I am.

And I grew up in the valley. We're all little Jewish girls grew up. Yes. Okay.

So your name was not Karen Summer, maybe Karen Cohen or something like that. And what got a nice Jewish girl like you into the porn business when it was illegal?

Honestly, it was, it was, I got discovered, as it were. Yes. I'm picking my girlfriend up.

She's working as a cocktail waitress in the bar, restaurant bar downtown, well, in the valley. And I was just sitting at the bar waiting for her to get off.

She got off. We were having a cocktail and we got approached by Jim South. Jim South.

Yeah. World modeling. Jim South. Back then, there were only two agencies.

There was world modeling with Jim South and there was Rab and his girls. And Jim approached us, handed us business cards and said, would you guys be interested

in doing nude modeling? And we kind of looked at him and giggled a little and we're like, I don't know. Can we get back to you?

And sure, sure. We went home. We chatted about it. You know how girls, we had a few more cocktails,

chatted a little more, a few more cocktails, chatted a little more. And the next thing you know, we were in there the next day.

And didn't take too many cocktails. No, no. My decision was made immediately. I just didn't want to seem too anxious.

And this was the summer, not the spring. Yes, it was the summer. Okay. But it must have been some spring that

sprung you into that kind of summer, Karen, summer. So how old, approximately, how old were you? It was four days before I turned 20. Ah.

And so were you... I did my first photo shoot. Yeah. I mean, did you have other work?

Did you have other aspirations? Actually, I was a production assistant on the Duke's Fazer. Really?

I worked on the Duke's Fazer. Yeah, for the last three years, the Duke's Fazer ran. I was a production assistant.

So you were already in the world of entertainment. My whole family is in the motion picture industry. Oh, really? Yes.

So what did they do? Well, my... Ah, you're not allowed to say that. No, no, no, I can't.

He's gone. God bless you. Okay. When you're gone, you can say anything you want.

I can say anything I want. Here, come on. Sit up here on the bed. Yay.

Thank you. I don't have a snake anymore. No. Yay.

Now, he has a snake. Yes. We'll bring out later. We'll work on that in a minute.

Remember, it's steak and blowjob day. It is. In addition to St. Patty's Day, it is, well, pre-St. Patty's, it is steak and blowjob day,

which is what we give the boys for celebrating Valentine's Day. Isn't that somehow what it's for? Valentine's Day. Yeah, because Valentine's Day is a month before.

Yeah. So the idea is Valentine's Day is for girls. Oh, okay. So then...

Oh, okay. You know. All right. So this is our return favor.

Something like that. Okay. We'll go with that. The origin.

It kind of goes back to Dionysus. Dionysus. I'm all for her. Yeah.

Well, actually, well, Dionysus was very androgynous. I didn't know. But more of a guy. But somewhat of a girl.

Sort of she-malish. She-malish. Well, you know of people like that. Yes, I do.

I do. I have friends like that. Nice people. Yeah.

They're fabulous. Mm-hmm. So you were a production assistant. Yes.

And were you already, like, sexual? Yes, I was. Uh-huh. Yes.

I've been sexual since I'm 14, 15. Oh. Absolutely. And so I got to run around with the dukes, the boys.

Yeah, did you have sex with them? Did you celebrate steak in a blowjob day with any of them? I don't remember steak in a blowjob day back then. I remember it was early 80s.

It was early 80s. Yeah. Well, they had blowjobs and they had sex. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And a lot of blow. Oh, yeah. A lot of blow. Yeah, yeah.

Blowjobs, blow. We were talking about that earlier. Mm-hmm. A lot of white walls.

Uh, yeah, right? We were talking about that earlier, joking. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha-ha. Too shamed with that drum roll. Ha-ha. So, were you, you were a party girl?

Oh, yes. Always, always. I spent my 20s in the 80s and, and, uh, we used to party in the valley, uh, all week long while we were shooting and then the weekends over the hill into Hollywood to the

rainbow and the rock scene, the troubadour and all, and gazzaris and all the fun clubs down there. All right. And, uh, and you just partied all through until you got into Jim South's little black

book and then you became a porn star. And what movies did you start doing? Uh, the ones I've known best for are Taboo 4 and Taboo 5. Taboo 4?

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, hey.

You know, I'm in Taboo 4. Geez. I play myself. Wait.

The very beginning of Taboo 4. Yes. The one that has Ginger Lynn. Yeah.

And, uh- Ginger and I played sisters. My name was Nail. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now I remember. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's hilarious. Oh, see?

I mean, I was, I was- We're good. We're family. We are.

Old school. We are. I played myself as an interviewer of Jamie Gillis. Jamie Gillis.

Who was pitching his book on my show. No kidding. Talking about incest. Oh, my God.

So we were in the same place at the same time. And, uh, no. Actually, I think it was filmed, you weren't around. I mean, you weren't in the scene that I filmed.

No, no, no, no, no. I never had the good opportunity of meeting you at that time. Right, right, right, right. But, you know, you, you were in other scenes with Ginger Lynn.

Yes, of course. You were in the sex scenes. Of course I was. You were in the hot scenes.

Me with Ginger Lynn. I was just in the radios. Me with Jamie Gillis. Me with John Leslie.

John Holmes wasn't in that one, but I worked with him. And that was filmed, was that filmed at John Clark's house? No. We filmed at a house up in the hills, in CNO Hills.

Uh, this was filmed, what was the name of the guy that did that, that died recently? Kurt Stevens. Yeah. We filmed it at his studio.

My part. I, this was sort of a pretend radio studio of mine, where I was pretending to do my radio show that I had just started doing. Okay.

And interviewing Jamie Gillis. That's crazy. About incest. Right.

And then of course he proceeds to do all the things that he says are so wrong. Yes. Of course. Of course.

That's why they call it taboo. Don't, don't, don't. Now of course all the, you know, the girls in it are supposed to be over 18. Yes, of course.

They are. Still you're like wearing little Catholic school uniforms. Actually we were supposed to be, not necessarily over 18. Oh really?

I think the age of consent was considered 16. It was? Or 18, was it 18? You know what, I never asked my age.

I just wore what they told me to wear. And I looked adorable in that little plaid skirt. I think they made it vague at that time. Yeah, it was supposed to be.

It was supposed to be vague. You know who, you know who makes those little skirts or made them, right? Oh, my dad. Her dad made all the little Catholics.

Well, not those in particular. The ones I wore. Oh, okay. I was like, damn.

Nice, nice Jewish family making Catholic. There's a lot of these nice Jewish people who are perverting the world. And it was a Scottish plaid probably, right? Celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

St. Patty's Day and there we go full circle. All right. Yeah, but taboo four, taboo five. I worked with Curtis Stevens quite a bit.

He actually gave me my name. So I started in those two films for him. I did playing with fire, the animal in me, Daisy chain. He gave me your name.

Candy Strippers, All American Girls. Just tons of titles. Those are the ones with Curtis Stevens are the ones I'm most well known for them. And he was quite the porn auteur, wasn't he?

Yes. He made real movies. Yes, he did. They were so little clips.

Nice. They had stories and characters and scripts. We had scripts. We had rehearsals.

We had wardrobe. It was wonderful. You'd go over to their house during the day and rehearse all this and talk about your character and talk about, oh, I don't know, this, that and the other thing or where it comes from and what it's about.

And Helene Terry, the actual writer, was actually his wife. Oh, yeah, right. And I've actually gotten in touch with her since I've come back. Recently, yeah.

Yeah, how's she doing? She's okay. She's okay older now and quiet. Yeah, please, please.

I know that feeling. But she's retired. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Now, did you retire for a little while and then come back?

20 years. For 20 years was a little while. I was gone a minute and a half, a hot minute. Yeah.

So when did you retire? Early 90s. Okay. And because just because it was not intentional.

It had nothing to do with anything. I was doing films. And then like most of us back then started on stage doing burlesque and feature dancing all over the US and Canada. And then I landed in Florida and I kept getting rebooked and booked and booked in Florida.

And I went, you know, it's kind of nice here. Maybe I'll take a little break. So like strip clubs? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what's, I can't pronounce it right.

Ex-de-ze-ast. Oh, right, right. Ex-de-ze-ast. That's one who sheds its skin.

Right. That's Gypsy Rose Lee. Yes. Asked a Menken to come up with that name.

Exactly. He came up with a name nobody can pronounce. Exactly. One who or that which sheds its skin.

So I was doing that. And again, just landed in Florida and thought, you know, I'm going to tired of traveling on the road, tired of living out of a suitcase. I'm going to stick around for a little while. Yeah.

And next thing you know, 20 years go by. Wow. It happens. It happens.

No, you know, I met a man. I got married. I did the family thing. Went to school.

Got an education. The whole nine years. What did you study? Law.

Law? Yeah, law. To get yourself out of trouble? No.

I'd never been in trouble. No, even though you were doing it, you know, all this porn when it was kind of illegal. Honest to goodness, the only place I was only on one set. And when a lot of the shit, as we will call it, was hitting the fan in the late 80s, where they were really, really coming down on people.

That's when I was doing most of my traveling. And I'd pop back into town and go, Jim, I'm going to be in town for a month here or a month there. Give me something. So I'd come in for a cameo here and there.

But when a lot of that shit hit the fan down here out here, I was nowhere near. So I didn't feel it. I didn't see it. It didn't affect me at all.

You just shed that skin. I shed that skin. All right. I've been shedding that for a long time.

And now you're back. You are reborn like Jesus and Dionysus. There I am. Reborn.

You're reborn in porn. Yes. Uh-huh. Yay.

Uh-huh. And what are you working on now? You know what? What are you working out with?

I've only got one thing coming out right now. I've done just a couple of films and a couple of photo shoots. But I've got one thing coming out right now, which is hysterical. This ain't your Golden Girls.

Triple X. All right. I play Sophia, the wig, the glasses. So are you kidding me?

I can see it. Yeah. Very Jewish. I had so much fun.

Uh-huh. Yeah. I did a little spin on it. I'm not so Italian, but I got the Jew in me.

Right. So they're doing a spoof. A spoof on. Yeah, it's a parody.

A porn parody of the Golden Girls. Worked with Larry Flint Productions, Hustler. Got the opportunity to work with the fabulous Will Ryder and Scott David. They're wonderful.

And we had a fabulous cast and crew. And again, it was like the old days. We had scripts. We had lines.

We had characters and the parody. And we set it up. You like that better doing porn that way? All day long.

All day long. Better than the Gonzo. Gonzo. But they're calling it Gonzo, yes.

Better than the Gonzo in a heartbeat. In a heartbeat. I love. It felt like the old days, you know, with two cameras going and again, a script and rehearsal

and wardrobe. Hollywood with sex. Exactly. That's what it is.

Everything the people were doing on any other TV show, we just didn't shut the door when we had sex. I see. Okay.

All right. Well, that sounds great. So now you've brought your cat man here. Big cat daddy.

Big cat daddy is my partner. Dom, your partner. He's my partner. He's my business partner.

He is my co-host with me. We do radio show on Wednesday nights for All Pleasure Network, porn star radio. Everybody's got a radio show now. Yeah.

Well, mine's nothing like yours. You've got this big wonderful thing. I'm just saying everybody has a radio show. They reached out to me.

If you don't have a radio show right now. You're at nothing. Forget about it. Well, no, you're not at nothing, but you should get one.

You can get one very easily. Yeah. Yeah. It's on the Internet and we have just some wonderful, wonderful fans of the show.

Great. And so you are a BDSM master. Is that right? Or what do you consider yourself with your leather pants and your cowboy hat and your St.

Patty's green shirt? I am. I am a BDSM enthusiast. An enthusiast.

Okay. So that's not a professional. No. I am.

No, we're not. Right. We're not pro-doms. We're not pro-doms.

However, I am in the process of trying to be one of those BDSM educators and to teach those people coming in new or even those who need a little lecture instruction as we get. It's kind of one of those.

The longer you're in it, sometimes the more you need to go to the class. Really? Yeah. The more you know, the more you realize you don't know.

But you know, if you're smart enough, the longer you're around, the more you know you need to learn. I'm currently on the board of one of the local dungeons. The only non-profit dungeon in LA, I'm on the board of that.

You sit in the middle here. He's going to sit over there. Oh, okay. Fair enough.

We have a lot of fun. Me in the middle. Yes, you're going to be in the middle. I love it.

We just have a lot of fun. And especially with the 50 shades of gray movie, we've seen a jump in people more interested in it. Have you seen the movie?

We have. Yes. Have you read the book? Yes.

And what do you think? We have different opinions here. Okay. Who's going to go first with their opinion?

You. I'll be the real bottom. That way she can be the count. I should be the real bottom.

No, I wouldn't dare. I personally have found it incredibly boring myself. Badly written. We can debate that all day long.

Oh. I don't think it's all that greatly written. It's. I don't mean to put my opinion into your mouth.

No, no. You're actually. Even though it's blowjob. I do.

Maybe somebody should put something into somebody's mouth. My mouth is watering. Part of it's cell was the controversy that it caused. There were people who were saying that it was about BDSM.

And those who read it, who were into BDSM, since it's not, so it was part of the sales. It's not a book about BDSM at all. It's that same storyline. Damaged man meets girl who wants to fix him.

They have some drama. Oh, you forgot the part. Damaged billionaire. Yeah.

Okay. That's the important motivation. Because the girl has to have a motivation to fix the fucker. Right, right.

And he is a bit of a fucker. But he's a billionaire and he's very good looking. You know, women will tolerate a little more when you've got the chiching going on. Did you like it?

Did you enjoy it? Personally, I read the books. Fifty Shades of Grey. Yeah.

I've read the books. I'm not a writer, so I'm not going to say anything about them, whether they were written well or not. I'll tell you this.

I've already said they're not. So we know that. They're a quick read. They're a quick read.

That being said. Not for me. Oh my God. I kept having to gag myself, you know.

It got, for me, the books. And not in a good way. Right. Got a little carried away.

It's like they didn't know what more to do. So all of a sudden, if you've read all through the last, to the ends of them, all of a sudden it's like they have this criminal crime drama going on at the end. Like they were searching for something more to do.

I think I skipped that part. You know, when you get to the end. I did sense that they were searching for more to do because they kept repeating things. Exactly.

Oh my God. And oh, holy crap. I mean, a lot of repetition. Anyway, being a bit of a writer myself.

Where's my book? Yes, please. This is more like 50,000 Shades of Green and Pink. Anyway.

All things spring and wonderful. But no bow. And so, you know, I did have a problem with the writing, but as a sex therapist, I'm so in favor of anything that turns women on

and gets women into having more sex with their poor steak and blowjob yearning husbands. And I also feel that very often that which turns us on is not a great literary merit. It's like it doesn't have to be a work of art to be a turn on. And Lord knows you guys have a lot of porn that I think you would agree is not exactly artistic genius.

Oh, there's some horrible porn out there. And it still gives you a hard on. So if this made the women want to, you know, have sex with their husbands or sit on their washing machines and they have an orgasm.

Exactly. You know, just more power to 50 Shades of Green. If it caused more young lovelies to come to the dungeon that I could play with, I'm OK with that.

All right. So Chelsea has ascended the stage. Good evening, beautiful. Good evening.

And she is wearing her green Saint Patty's necklace. Very nice. How fabulous are you? And we have a caller, but nobody writes what the name is.

I don't want to call him caller. Or I don't even know if it's a him or a her. By the way, the number is caller. Caller.

The number is 310-568-0066 if you want to call us. And hello, caller. Caller? You're on the air.

It's a little bit of a problem here. What are we doing? I don't know. They just wanted to be a part of it, not actually.

It happens. OK. And I've been hearing clicks. So I was wondering, is that what it's about?

OK. So the point like you were saying. What we are saying is there might be some calls. You might be one of them, brothers and sisters.

So give us a call. If you want to join the conversation, we're talking about spring and 50 shades and fantasy. OK.

We need to change the batteries on some of those mics. OK. What is your name, caller? Brandon.

Brandon. Welcome to the Dr. Susan Block show, Brandon. OK. How are you doing today?

I'm doing OK. I'm here with some lovely ladies. And we are, we're having some fun. We're welcoming spring and St. Paddy's Day.

You know. And we want to know what you want to talk about. You know. It says here, you want to talk about a sexual fantasy.

Yes. Been a while. I never speak to you guys. Oh.

It's been a while since you spoke to us. So we know you, Brandon. Yeah. OK.

Chelsea, you're nodding like you know who this is. Hi, Brandon. Hi, Chelsea. Hi.

Oh, Chelsea knows who Brandon is. Or no. It sounds familiar. I'm thinking.

Do you know who Brandon is? I can go. Not for me. I don't think he wants us to look in the file cards right now

on the air. Brandon, are you a client at the institute in another life? Client? No.

Are you someone who's been to the show? Are you someone who's called the show before? I mean, I called the show before. Oh, you called the show before?

OK. So we can talk about that. So what did you want to talk about tonight? My fantasy.

Go ahead. I mean, how was that yoga class last Friday? Yoga class. Oh.

Yeah. In the city. Breathe. Right on.

Breathe. Oh. Yeah. Chelsea, what's that?

I saw this white girl and Spanish woman taking off their clothes and showing their body. Showing their body. Yeah.

It was a big turn on for me. OK. Well, I mean, so this was yoga class? Did they get, is this like naked yoga?

Yeah. I mean, we have a great instructor. Naked yoga. Naked yoga.

Oh, where do you do? Do tell. Where do we get to go to do this? Naked yoga with naked people.

More than free the nipples, free the whole body. Very bonobo-esque. And do you get naked, too? You get naked yourself, Brandon, and naked yoga?

Yeah, I do. Uh-huh. And, I mean, did you get a resurrection? I mean, a hard on?

Yeah. Sometimes. And so that's OK. You just kind of let it happen?

Yeah. OK. Well, we can't, like, touch or anything. No, you can't touch, except the girls could touch, I guess, or not.

I mean, not really. Not nobody. Nobody? So you all get naked.

It's kind of like a strip club. You get naked and you get to watch everybody, but there's no touching. Well, it's yoga class. You know, you got to keep.

I know about that. It's not a Bakken alien origin, folks. Not Bakken. Right.

OK, but your fantasy is that it turns into a Bakken alien orgy? Is that it? Yeah, I think about it all the time. You think about yoga class becoming sex?

I don't blame you. It's naked. You know, I would think about that even if it wasn't naked with all the leotards and stuff.

Yeah, but they're getting smaller every single minute. Photos crew around tonight is two. Yeah. Yeah.

OK, so well, that's cool. So I don't know. Do you have a question? Yeah.

What's the question? I mean, I mean, I think that I like one woman side there. I like Chelsea more. You would like Chelsea to be to what is your question?

What is the question? I don't like about the yoga class, I mean. All right, darling, well, good luck for your next class. And, you know, think of us.

Yeah, think about us. It sounds terrific. And I'm sure you're going to be able to masturbate at the end of class and have a good time.

So we do naked showers here. Yeah, naked showers. It's a rainbow-swirling fountain now. Are we what?

No, no, no. No, this is not Christopher. This is Brandon. So is this guy on the line?

I'm totally confused. We need to get a little more organized with our calls. But we have another caller on the line. So Brandon, I'm going to say good night.

Oh, oh, not. Thank you, Brandon. Christopher, no Christopher? No, Christopher's gone.

OK. So Brandon, I don't know. It doesn't sound like you have a question. So we're going to let you go.

OK. And we're going to, you know, Brandon. Have a good evening, Brandon. Thank you.

Celebrate spring. Good night, Brandon. With your resurrection. OK.

So the number is 310-568-0066. And we're here with the AVN Hall of Famer and Hot Milk Guilf Karen Summer. Yeah, absolutely.

Hello. And her big cat daddy. It is leather pants. And Chelsea, Chelsea Raw.

Sexy woman. And I'm still in the yoga position for Brandon. But I am too, but my legs are stuck. I thought about it and I was like, nah, probably not without stretching.

I think my leg was too old for that. Get in that yoga position and go at it. Do your Tantra. All right, so.

Aaron go broad. Nice. Yeah, you did say that's very good. That was a very St. Patty's thing to say.

I did. I just did it. She did the same Patty's thing. Aaron go broad.

Now you don't have any Irish in you. Do you? Not at the moment. No.

Right. We're back to those trouser snakes. You know, yeah. Right.

You've had Irish. I know. Yeah, I'm an international girl. Middle Easterners and Americans.

We're a European, Danish. Don't matter where. South Americans. Okay.

And how about you, Irish? Scottish. Scottish. Close.

How does Scottish get along with the Irish? I'm hoping good. On St. Patty's Day. Everybody's drinking.

Everybody should have a good time. Right, right, right. Okay. So we're going to get into that in a little bit.

But we're going to say hello to Dr. Mars. Who is one of our friends. I mean, he started calling the show. He watched the show.

I raised him. I'm actually his mom on some level. And then he came and met us a couple of weeks ago. Did he really?

Wonderful. Dr. Mars. Yeah, well, first he came and then he came to meet us. And then he came and came.

There's an order here. Let's clarify that. He's quite an eloquent fan of Dr. Susan Blox. And of Chelsea Demoiselles as well.

Thank you. But I admit he was my fan first. Okay. But now he's spreading it around, I think.

Right, Dr. Mars? Oh, you taught me to be fruitful and multiply. Love all the milfs of Bonoboville. Yay.

No, I'm just calling in from work. I sleep, so I'm like, I can't make it to the show. Sleep. I want to thank Dark Phoenix for not inviting me.

I'll see him later. Okay. Do you hear that? I think you're always invited, Dr. Mars.

You're now a Bonobovillian. But it sounds like you're busy. I mean, we should say you're an oral surgeon. He's on duty.

And I know it's stake and blowjob day, but I don't think we're talking about that kind of oral surgery. And if we were, then I guess you'd given your patients Cosby cocktails or something.

But no. No, thanks. I like my license. I like the ability to work freely.

Yeah. Good for you. Good for you. So they're all asleep and they're awaiting you,

pulling their teeth out? Or what's going on here? They're just laying back in recovery. Is that the deal?

Well, everybody's in recovery. Two implants today. Did a couple implants in the jaw restructure. Oh, right.

I'm very tired. Wow. I came to relax with my mother. Now that's really exciting.

And being your mom, I feel I should tell you about another kind of surgery that I heard about being done for the first time. Speaking of implants, there was a transplant done,

you know, and not a kidney or a heart or a liver transplant. I saw that. This was a penis transplant.

Penis transplant. A penis transplant was done in South Africa. That actually our friend Michael Donnelly posted on my Facebook.

He posts all kinds of things on there. Shout out to King Monk. It wasn't a re-attachment, right? No, no, no.

It wasn't someone else. This was somebody else's penis. Mad wife that bit off. That was trans planet.

Not a Bobby thing. Right, right. No, this guy's penis was botched up in a circumcision, a ritual circumcision,

which by the way, I'm kind of against. I mean, if you're an adult and you want to do an ritual circumcision, okay, and I guess this guy was an adult,

but I think they're done to infants too much. But anyway, that's my soapbox. I know, Jewish thing, it's a problem, but I don't think it should be done.

I got no problem. I got no boys. I got no boys. I never had men's dilemma.

Also, you can have an accident. I mean, and this guy had an accident, but he had a transplant. Okay, wait.

So who gave up theirs so he could have one? I mean, I don't know exactly who it was, and I don't think they've divulged the identity, but I would guess the guy was in some kind of an accident

so that his penis was still like, you know, and how sometimes that penis is like engorged with blood just before death. I mean, this is really...

It is when you hang yourself, yes. Well, okay, maybe that was what was going on. That was my second education. By the way, it was my second degree.

I think there's some other ways. This is the healthcare field. Oh, okay. Yeah, that was my second.

So you know when to attach a new penis. No, I wouldn't know dick about that. Okay, well, these guys did that. Anyway, Dr. Mars, I'm sure you're not calling

about a penis transplant. Now, I'll kind of pass on that one. Those guys pretty much went and removed every one of the little cylinders that makes up a penis,

removed it off the penile wall, probably removed the other guys and surgically implanted it and re-grew the tissue. Okay, thank you for telling us how that's done.

Can the tissue actually re-grow? Is it actually re-growth or is it just a connection like a scar would heal? It may be a scar.

I'd have to actually look at some of it. You'd have to think of like this. It's crazy. Think of a male penis as being almost

the fillet with blood that's connected. We have that kind of male enhancement surgery. You can only release so much of the muscle off the bone. We don't recommend the male enhancement surgery.

Oh, it doesn't really enhance anything. There's no need to go. That is no need to go. Maybe $7,000 to $10,000

and probably give an inch or two of growth. But this is a different case. This guy had no dick. He was kind of dickish.

Well, he did. Anyway, how much more should we talk about the penis shopping? Just a question.

The penis is like strawberries. They have all these little cells and stuff like that. Think of it like crazy straws.

Very thin, crazy straws throughout your entire penis. That's how you get blood into the penis muscle itself. It all engorges. You get erected.

Enough blood will flow into the chambers. It blows up like a balloon. And it becomes firm. That's how you get an erection.

And when you ejaculate, it just slowly viagra. They say if you last longer than four hours, give medical help.

Because anything over four hours, it turns black and fall off. What turns black and falls off? You're a penis.

That's a pride. It's a pride-pissing, isn't it? Green pride-pissing, is it not? Does it turn green first?

It's called a pride-pissing, isn't it? What's it called? The medical term for... When it stays hard really long.

It's called a pride-pissing. That's another Greek god or something. Yeah, I think it should be. A very huge, big, strong, hard Greek god.

So this is starting to hurt me between the legs, and I don't even have a penis. Okay. So we are going to have to take a break real soon.

But before we do, Dr. Mars, what did you actually call in to talk about? I just called in to talk to my mother. I'm like, I love the show.

Karen worked on the Dukes of Hazard. You got me on HBO and taught me sex. She brought me the entertainment of the Dukes of Hazard the last three seasons.

It's like a win-win. It says sex revolution. That's not you? No, that's not you.

Oh, okay. No. All right. That's me.

Oh, that's you. Yeah. All right. Well, hey, Dr. Mars.

Great to talk to you. When are you coming in? We'll see you maybe at the Spring Equinox or East Spring Equinox.

See you next week. One of these spring shows. I will be in next week. Mars?

I'll be in next week. Until then, see you on Twitter. Oh, I'll always be on Twitter. At Radio Susie One, people continue to the show.

I just wanted to mention that while I have the chance. And I know Mars tweets back, so. Oh, yay. Well, I'm on Twitter at KarenSummerXXX.

So follow me. Okay. We'll get there. We are going to actually be taking a break very shortly.

Right? Are we doing that, folks? I have to check in with my tech team because they're all watching me.

I'm hearing music. Are we going to be taking a break soon or not? Can someone communicate? Communication.

Everyone's shrugging. This is usually the time we take a break or before. It's coming. We're taking a break.

Brothers and sisters, we are moving into the Bonobos Spring. Yes. And we are having some fun with KarenSummer, Chelsea, and Catman. And Captain Max, of course.

And if you want to reach me, I'm Max at Twitter. Yeah, absolutely. I'm Max at Twitter. Captain Max, I need a Scott.

And we have an exciting person that we're not allowed to actually show in the audience right now. No, we're quite sure. We will not show her.

But she is very exciting. It's the same because she is so beautiful. She's running for Senator. The beautiful one over there, Senator.

She's running for Senator. But we don't get to say her name. No, no, no. No, no.

Okay, but we can sit and stare at her, right? She's don't say nothing. Yeah. Okay, so we are going to come back with Bonoboville Communion

for St. Patty's Day and a little bit of the steak and blow job day celebration. So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back.

Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex

in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy,

very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are. And partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us.

When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free?

Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you that you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain.

And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days?

So get the book Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered. So a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be

the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. It's time to get dirty. For dirty tequila.

The wildest, most explosive, most delicious tequila drink ever. You want to deep down? A little dirty. Hello, we are back.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. This is the Dr. Susan Block Show, the most unscripted show on the airwaves. And yes, we are totally spontaneous and unscripted,

and it looks like un-microphoneed as well. No mics? Why do you have this pained look? Oh, there you go. Okay, you're okay.

I'm afraid she didn't have one. We are here. And who are we? Well, of course, I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block,

your saint. Patrick of Irish for a Day, right? You're the saint of Bonoboville. I'm the saint Patrick of Bonoboville.

Yes, absolutely. And I'm here with my guest, Karen Summer, milk, gil, and, hey, Cougar.

Hall of Famer and Cougar. You like younger men? Yes. Is this a younger man?

Yes, he is. Oh, really? Eight years. Yes, I am.

Yes, he is. All right. And we're also here with Chelsea, one of our therapists.

Hey, beautiful you. Absolutely. So, speaking of sexy, we are going to have our Bonoboville communion,

which is very appropriate for Saint Patrick's Day, because we have our green sponsor drink, Agua Cocoa Leaf Liquor from Bolivia. And it is, speaking of, you know,

when you came of age in the 1980s, it is made from the cocoa leaf, but it is not cocaine. And, yeah, I know.

Too bad. Shucks. Hell, Coca-Cola when I was a kid had cocaine in it.

Yeah. Right, right. They keep switching shit up. Right.

Screwing it around. But this is beautiful. It's very beautiful, but you're not a drinker.

No. No. But you like drinks. Yes, I do.

And you would like to participate in Bonoboville communion. Of course. I wouldn't.

All right. I'm not one who goes out and drinks like I used to. Okay.

But I still party. Okay. That being said, I would be glad to have a toast with you all.

And I totally feel that I need to, you know, kind of, kind of ring in the St. Patrick's Day weekend.

And so, you know, since you can't actually do the communion, well, you can with little

holy water, but you can provide your beautiful tatas for communion.

You bet. And your man here, he is interested in doing some Bonoboville communion.

Is that right? Indeed I am. I would like him to be interested. Right.

So you could go on the other side of her. Right here. Okay. There we go.

And that Agua is really good stuff. It's good stuff. Very pure herbal, even for me, that we have.

It is herbal. That is true. That is organic type of thing. Okay.

All right. So here's how it goes. Our altar boy, Dark Phoenix.

He was a former Catholic altar boy who has now become a Bonoboville communion altar boy. He has provided

our Noblephile Padres Bid it to Sunday. And you say altar boy.

And we do a ritual here. Here come the priest. Jesus. This is the godfather altar boy.

He is in the bus now. Oh! Father Hanahand is an altar boy. Down here.

It's the crucifix penis. It is. It's made by divine interventions. And perfect for Easter, by the way,

is the divine interventions. Crucifix penis. I love it! And doesn't it make you see

why Jesus is just so sexy? One of the reasons is because the crucifix is really shaped quite like a penis.

You know? And works as a great dildo. It even has the handle. You know?

It's got the handle. Yeah, really. There you go. I like to put it in the pussy and go,

Jesus is in me now. Amen, sister. I'll be inside. Okay.

So now, we are going to do our communion. Our communion. Here's my uncle. My uncle turned over.

It was great. He was the minister. Okay. So now, I understand you are a

striptease artist. Yes, I am. So perhaps you could just strip off your top.

Sure. With a little music. Can we have a little music, Maestro? Sounds actually great.

Here she goes. Shirts. Stripteaser. Ta-da-da-da-da.

Karen, summer. Ta-da-da-da-da. Ta-da-da-da-da. Ta-da-da-da-da.

Ta-da-da-da-da. Say, I'm a little teabot. Ta-da-da-da-da. Maybe you shouldn't wait.

Ta-da-da-da-da. Ta-da-da-da-da. Ta-da-da-da-da. Ta-da-da-da-da.

Ta-da-da-da-da. Here we go. Ta-da-da-da-da. Ta-da-da-da-da.

Something from the 80s, I think. I did not know that. All right. If you're listening to this,

you're not seeing what I'm seeing. And what are the size of these beauties? All right. 38Ds.

38D. And natural, I think, right? I'm going to try to get them. Yes, yes.

Those are all natural. I love your piercing, too. I actually have a question later. Release.

Spring is all about... Release. Release. Spring forth.

The springing forth of the tatas are about to come out. Yes, there they are. Oh, a lot of progress with the one-handed.

Natural, beautiful, full 38Ds. Yeah. Let's hear it, brothers and sisters. Can we have some applause?

Hear it for the girls. Woo-hoo. Yeah. Nice.

All right. So you may have a seat. Okay. And here's your microphone.

Okay. And now, here's how we do this. Yeah, you can keep the microphone. That's a good microphone holder.

No, that's okay. Oh, yeah. There we go. That pencil test shit.

So first, we prepare the altar. Okay. Your boobs are the altar. I'm the altar.

You are the altar. Damn. I love this. Okay.

Okay. Are you having some fun? Altar girl. I'm the altar girl.

That never happened to this little Jew bitch. Yeah. I'm loving it. I'm the altar girl.

To be an altar girl. Yay. All right. I take this altar tit in my hand and prepare it with the salt.

There we go. And you can do the same on yours. Okay. Yes, yes.

Do this simultaneously. Excuse me. Yeah. Okay.

Here he goes. Two hotted people going in for the tits here. Okay. And sprinkle the salt.

And now we each, I'll give you the pretty girl shot glass. Okay. That's cute. And I get this one, I guess.

And now we lick up the salt, which is the body of, in this case, not Christ, but Karen. A Jew. Yeah. Still the same.

I'm loving this. Salty. I like it. Okay.

That's from the sound effects department. Okay. Happy St. Patty's Day brothers and sisters.

All right. That was very nice. Very nice. Well, yeah.

Okay. So now you may do your dam is now it is steak and a blow job day. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm salty and you spilled some.

It tastes good. And look at those panties. I know. Well, I brought some more panties.

Oh, that's kind of warm as it goes down. Well, we can do a panty exchange. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm all for panty exchanges. I'm all for being naked people. Yeah.

You want to just kind of strip down a little farther here. What did you want me to take my panties on? You know, yeah. I mean, you're all for being naked.

You have to get totally naked. Summer and spring. It's just, you know, you got your shoes on. Yeah.

Can you keep my shoes? Here she is. Brothers and sisters. Some more music again.

Some more strip music maybe? Yeah. Yeah. Said I'm a little cheap.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Showing us down. Pulling it down.

Showing off that booty. Oh, and the girl has bush. She's got bush. Okay.

And we're not talking about Jeb. Are we? Right? Okay.

We're not talking about those bushes. No, no. But you know, those bushes keep coming back. It's like, we can't get away from the same royal families.

Bush on the one side, Clinton. I'm a little more partial to her. But still, I still feel like, come on already, you know. All these families trying to run our lives.

I mean, I thought we broke away from England and the whole royal thing, right? Oh, no, no. I was just joking about the idea that I had bush

because everybody out there today is a peach. Let me see. I actually do have a bush. I didn't.

No. Sit down. Oh, okay. Oh, yes.

You do have a bush. And open up. Yeah. There you go.

Okay. All right. Let's vote for Karen Summers-Bush. Yay.

Very bushy. Whoa. Yeah. I, you know, we're in the lifestyle.

We're in the BDSM community and lifestyle. And traditionally, you have a smoothie. A smoothie. You know, your shade.

Oh, right. Now, but not when you first started doing it. But then I came back not in the 80s. I was known for being bushy.

And I even had a hair way up my tummy. Okay. Just a hair way. And I used to call it my hair way to heaven.

Ah. And I was known for that. Okay. Years go by, years go by.

90s happens. Everybody starts trimming. 2000s happen. Everybody starts shaving.

I was like, okay, fine, you know, like I told you. You're an easygoing. I am. I'm one of those women in Rome.

I see that. Yeah. So, okay, fine. So we'll go along with that.

So I did that. We met. We're all having a good time. And I get back in the business and they go, where'd your bush go?

Well, you have to have a bush. Like, what's wrong? You're carrying bush summer. But that's just it.

They're like, everybody knows you from your bush. I'm like, so be it. I'm a Russian Jew. Two weeks later.

Right. Poof. No. I came out quick.

Right. Yeah. It's like grass growing in spring. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. Russian Jew. I got it going on. All right.

So can I ask you a question? Of course, do. Like, okay. So you got into the porn business.

You were doing the hazards. Did this equipment here, the press, did that have an effect on how when you were younger people reacted to you? Or you went around and said, all right, I got big boobs.

No, actually. Did it have any effect? I have been treated as an adult because I've had a figure for about as long as I can remember. Right.

When I was 15, I used to say I was 18. When I was 18, I said I was 21. You were an early developer. I was an early developer, yes.

And I've had a figure for quite some time. And so I've always been hit on. Right. And I'm not going to say they were bad or wrong because I, you know, I used to go to the bar

with my mom at 15. So she's gone to. We're not going to say she was bad or wrong. But moms don't take your daughter to the bar at 15 because you both get busted.

You know, it was our friends. Well, yeah. Go to France and do that. In France, you can do that.

Right. You can take your kids to the bar. We spent a lot of time in Europe when I was little, too. I told you my family was in the business.

So we filmed movies over there. And Hawaii, which drinking in Hawaii, because my father did Hawaii 5.0. So, and then we were in Europe for a year and a half doing Veltas is coming. Old movie back in the day.

And so, you know. So you aren't so much a rebel as just extending your Hollywood family into sex. I've never rebelled. I have nothing to rebel about.

That was the thing with my mother. It was like, if you're going to do it, do it with me. Do it at home. At least do it with you and I.

Keep an eye on you. Don't try this at home, moms. Okay. Don't tell your kids to do it with me.

No, no, no, no. I'm not saying she was right. I do that as a mom. I'm not saying she was right.

I'm just saying that's how it was. So you had sex with your mom? No. No.

I was worried about drinking. I think you can take some kids to the bar. Okay. Well, no, I thought she had sex with her mom, which is of course good.

Oh, sex with your mom. A lot of guys fantasizing right now. No. No, no, no.

She didn't actually have sex with her mom right now. I just wanted to clarify that. No. Okay.

So how about steak in a blowjob day? I know your daughter was in a movie called Taboo, but she ain't doing that. My mother used to get pissed off. She was like, I'm not real fond of what you do because she was my best friend.

Okay. So I told her everything. Not fond of what you do. Not fond.

But if you're going to do it, be the best there is. So mama, I am a Hall of Famer. I'm a legend of erotica. Yeah.

And mama. Woo. And I am being honored again at the upcoming XRCO awards. They too are giving me a Hall of Famer award.

Well, congratulations. So I'm a treasure in summer. We are very happy to have you here and to do this, this grand interview. And we are interviewing you and you're about your life and your boobs and your bush

and your career. I mean, those are like American Express cards. You never leave home without them. No.

No, no, no, no. And they're just like an American Express cards. They get me all over the place. I'm sure.

And you can put one right here. Not saying it'll be returned. How about Jesus? You can run your card right between her.

The crucifix. And Jesus is rising. This is what you call the Reds. I'm worried about being too...

The resurrection. The resurrection. The resurrection. And speaking of resurrection, how's the steak and blow job day coming along?

Well, yeah. Okay. So Jesus had his jollies. And how about, you know, the man here?

I did. Okay. So we have here master or... He's my sir.

Sir. He's not my master. If I were collared, he would, I would be his slave and he would be my master. That being said, I where we...

We're working on that. We're going in that direction. But like a lot of people in our thing, he is my sir. Yeah.

And he collars me before we go to the... Right. Before we go to the dungeon on the weekend. What's your vet life name?

Madam Winks. It's the weekend. Okay. Madam Winks.

He's a weekend. Madam Winks? Minks. Okay.

And I know you on vet life. I used to always be kept girl. Well, I also have a Karen summer vet life profile. But I'm Madam Minks because I'm also...

A Dom. Yes. I am a Dom. Good for you.

The only one I submit to is this gentleman here. All right. Submit to this gentleman. That's very sweet.

Yes. He's got it. In hibernation. It's spring.

It's in his leather pants. It needs to come out. I love that. Perhaps I should lay back.

Yes. Yes. Lay back. I will lay it back thusly.

Yes. There we go. Oh, look at this buckle, brothers and sisters. This is quite the buckle.

Maybe should he come more into the center here? Or get in the center. You can lay back right there. Oops.

Let's... Yeah. Right there. There we go.

And yep. Yes. It's St. Patty's weekend and steak and a blow job day. I mean, they already had the steak.

Happy pie day as well. And pie day. So shout out to the pie master. Hey, Nikki, shout out to the pie master.

Wrong time. 3, 14, 15. Yeah. He did some sort of a dunking of a girl into chocolate pie or something.

The pie master. Remember him? Oh, okay. Well, the PI though.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. So here, help her out with a microphone.

Okay. So because she's going to keep her hands busy. She is now unbuckling the biggest belt buckle I've ever seen. Here you go.

There it is. I shot on the buckle. And it's a Ram Aries. Younger man, my midwest man.

That's a long horn. With his long horn buckle, always cowboy hat. All right. And this is our featured guest.

She's going for the guest file here. Karen, Andrew. I love a second deck. And this is your specialty.

This is what you told me before the show started. Yes, actually. That fellatio. Actually, I was the first person ever to create a film how to perform fellatio.

All right. And that's the title of it. Can you please share some of the information with us as you begin to do the performance? Well, I'm not sure about your Irish ritual.

Right. But it is one way to get into it. But we'll go for it this way. My favorite thing about giving head is this.

If you pay attention to them, their body, and their noises, I can tell you this. I can be the best lover to anybody in this room, male or female, because I pay attention to my partner. That's all there is to it.

Pay attention to your partner. I'm here to give him pleasure. If he's there to give me pleasure, we're going to rock the fucking world. And it's that simple.

That's very bonobo. All right. Very bonobo there. All right.

Here she goes. And... Is he wearing underwear? No, he never does.

No, I almost never wear underwear. All right. No, no, no. We're going to pull it out.

Pull it out. All of it out. There's some balls there. Well, you've got to have the balls.

You've got to have the balls. Let's let it breathe a little bit. We're going to let it breathe a little bit here. Whoa, the balls have come out of hibernation.

I love it. Spring is sprouting. The whole thing is a toy. Yeah.

All right. So, now she's going to take off her headset, brothers and sisters. We're going to keep the microphone somewhat close, although we don't want to block the view of Hall of Famer and XR Co. Award winner Karen Summer doing what one of the things she

does best, the steak in a blowjob for steak in a blowjob day, although she already had the steak, or he did. And now she's going for the blowjob and using those beautifully manicured fingers, brothers and sisters.

Oh, yeah. And sucking away and getting that blonde hair in on it. Yes. Sucking away for St. Patty's Day.

And Big Daddy Cat is enjoying himself. Enjoying it very much. Yes, enjoying it. Good, good.

And Chelsea is nearby in case there's a need for assistance. And, yes. And if you'd like to help, he's very tasty. And she is wearing her beautiful St. Patty's green bracelet.

Well, I like to wear. Yeah? She's ready to share. I didn't really expect that, but that's it.

Well, yeah. Who will hold the microphone? I would hold the microphone. If you would like to join in, that's not a problem.

I'll just reach around here. I think this is no hands. Yeah, yeah. No, but we like how your hands look.

They look very sexy. I've always had long nails. It's one of the things that I prided. One of the things I've always prided myself on is my long red nails.

Long red nails. And we see them. And this is a lovely circumcised cock. Even though we don't really recommend circumcision to babies,

we still like circumcised cocks as long as you've got one. Daddy, just relax and enjoy. We're glad. I am definitely relaxed to be enjoying this.

We're very much enjoying this. Do you usually celebrate St. Paddy's Day this way? No, not normally. Normally, you don't really have any...

Do you have any Irish in you? I am pretty sure I do. Yeah, okay. Well, now you have Irish wrapped around your trouser snake

that is coming out of your trousers, joining the Spring Festival of Life and Rez Direction. Oh, yeah. And do you, like, dominate her?

I mean, do you pull her hair or do you just kind of stroke her back or do you just lay back there and just let her do it? We brought our toys, but... We brought our toy bag because we were told,

oh, we've got two bags of toys. We've got floggers and we've got whips and we've got crops and everything. Well, we'd love to see them.

But right now, you're giving a great blow job. You shouldn't interrupt too much. Okay, yeah. Unless you want Chelsea to bring over like a little flogger

or something to... No, I don't hit him. I don't hit him. Oh, no, no, no, no.

To hit you, darling. Or him to flog her. To just kind of flog her from over there or whack her or put a little toy in your twat or something.

Oh, she's doing a good job, though. Hey, even, you know, even now, talking about all this stuff, she's doing her palatio.

Yes. Now, this is not exactly oral surgery, Dr. Mars, but this is an oral treatment. Par excellence.

Yes. It's taking a blow job day, brothers and sisters. If you're not celebrating now, maybe you should be.

I spent a lot to do this. Oh, man, you fucking suck. Oh, he's preventing her. He's holding her back from sucking his cock,

which makes her want to suck it. Please. Oh, and making her beg. Making her beg for cock.

That's what you do for a sake and blow job day, brothers and sisters. You don't just shove it in their face. You hold them back from it. It's all in the teeth.

You fuck. Yeah. Tell me what you want. I want your cock.

Please. Please. I want it really fucking badly. Please.

Oh, yeah. See, you like hearing that as much as the actual suck, huh? Hearing the desire. Men just love to hear a woman come right out with her desire.

Because, you know, here's the thing, is men don't often know what we desire. We don't show it like guys. We don't have that resurrection.

So we have to tell them sometimes. We have to say, yes, I want your cock. Yes. Fuck me.

Yes. Give it to me. Good. Oh, look at her go.

Brothers and sisters, this is Karen Summer doing one of the things she does best given a hot blow job to her man. What do you think, Chelsea? Is she doing a good job from your angle?

Deep-throating it. You take a cup in those balls. Yeah. Tugging on them, giving them love tugs.

It is stake and blow job day. She's getting her hair pulled. Yes, what's up? Denial.

Wow. This is, you know, a hot tease when the man holds the woman, not pushing her onto his cock like most guys do. This is the standard thing you do when you pull a woman's hair.

While she's giving you a blow job, you kind of push her onto your cock. But what he's doing, yeah, like that. Right, right. We know that.

You can do that, and that is done. And, hey, I mean, it's... Facebook are really hard. It's a Facebook type thing.

Or as they say, Skull, they want to get really zombie-like. But I think it's really hot when he holds her back. It is. That's the whole fun of it.

Yeah. When we play in the dungeon a lot of times if you'll have me tied up and say flogging me or paddling me or something, but he always keeps a vibrator between my legs.

But he's got the button to the vibrator. Right. So... Do you have a vibrator there?

Should we get your toy? And what he does is that he'll sit there and do that and then he turns it off and makes me beg you. We have to get one of these things over here.

Yeah, let's go get that. Let's go get that. I don't know where Phoenix is. So Chelsea, can you just get that bag?

I guess. Okay. And you just go back to what you're doing. Yeah.

Oh, there's several bags here. Do we know which bag? Yeah. Brothers and sisters, we got a big bag here.

Of goodies. Of goodies. Okay. And what do you need?

What do you need from here? Or do you need a Hitachi or a Sybian? You want to sit on a Sybian while you're sucking? No.

No. Okay. Sybian is a little too rockin' heavy. Too rock.

Okay. So what would you like? My sir. Okay.

There's a bag. Yeah. There is the i-vibe. It's the gray body.

The i-vibe. I-vibe. I-vibe. Find it.

Okay. And look at the cock just standing at attention, waiting patiently. Okay.

Here's the paddle. If you need that. This is a flogger. Very nice.

Whoa. Okay. All right. Holy crap.

She's taken down the whole bag. Okay. And now she found brothers and sisters. This is a Doc Johnson i-vibe that our girl, Karen Summer,

is going to be using on herself to welcome Spring, St. Patty's Day, Easter, and the Dionysian Festival of the Nobos. And what is this?

This looks like kitchen. The Wharton Wheel. Oh, the Wharton Wheel. Oh.

This is quite the tease. Woo. All right. All right.

Except he lost his direction over there. Okay. We're not going to worry. So those were originally pinwheels used in sewing.

Yes. I knew they had a domestic function. But this has got seven rounds. They came pervertibles very quickly.

Everything's a pervertible. Everything in your house is a pervertible, by the way. A pervertible. We haven't had actual toys, but everything in your house

is a pervertible. Okay. You are certainly perverting us. Sorry.

When we were playing in the dungeon, I'm up and up. You know, as far as the direction is going, I'm up and down. I'm up and down.

I do find out that the closer I get to her, where we're playing, the harder my dick gets. Uh-huh. It's a question of proximity.

That's good chemistry. Good match. How long have you two been together? Just a couple of years.

Oh. So you're still in the springtime. Yes, we are. Yeah.

Yeah, we are. Oh. I love that lusty look she gets in her eyes as she's about to celebrate steak and blowjob day.

Oh. Yes. Mm-hmm. Well, now we got the toy, but we're not doing anything with it.

Are we supposed to? No, you don't. I do. Yeah.

Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Yes. Okay. We are. There's no way to lean.

Don't do that again. Okay. Can we have Phoenix come on over here and can you straighten this area out here?

I'm sorry if I've knocked something over. I thought I could lean back. No. Yeah.

I got it. I got you. I'm good. I'm good.

Honey, I've teetered way bigger than that. I'm good. I'm good. The deal here that we have when we play and we play like this,

so he'll go up and down and up and down. The way we play is this is the vibrator. It's right here. I'm allowed to place it anywhere I want.

But the deal we have is he gets to hold the power button, which is right there. So that's another one of when we play, one of the teases that we do.

I'm a sadist in that regard. He's a sadist. And it's BDSM and I think that stands for Bondage and Discipline Sexual Magic.

Because I'm not a masochist. I don't like pain. I love sensation. Come on, man.

Really. Turn it on, please. You're a pleasure junkie. I am a pleasure junkie.

And a hot, milk, cougar slut. In a beautiful way. Yes. Yes.

Award-winning slut. Yes, absolutely I am. Definitely a queen ester using your weapons of mass seduction. Hello.

Yay. Excuse me. All right. Go back to your work, Wench.

That's good. Yes. She is sucking. He's a good sir.

That cock. Now Chelsea is an expert in the sir thing. Right? You've had a few.

That's how my master was. He always forced me to come all the way. Yeah. Did he wear leather pants?

No. How come you like the leather pants? I have a client that loves leather pants. Because it makes my crotch look really good.

Yeah. And does it feel good without the underwear? It's animal. He turned it off.

He turned it off. He turned it off. Okay. Back in the days.

Yes. He used to say this. And so it's like, I have to enjoy it but not let him know I'm enjoying it because he knows too well. Go back to the blow job.

Seriously. Seriously. Talking to the microphone. Pretend you hate it.

I got used to doing that. But I don't know. All right. Sort of a habit.

We have time for one more resurrection right before we have to close out for the after party. That's it. We have Karen Summer here, brothers and sisters, welcoming the spring. This is an intimate show, a small show with one star, Karen Summer, supported by the Catman.

That was fun. Fun. And was, we're not done yet. And Chelsea Demoiselle right here supporting.

And Karen is showing everyone why she was the star of Taboo. Why she is getting an award from Exarco. And why she is an award-winning cougar. She's getting her clit vibrated now by her sirot.

She's getting her clit vibrated. And she's sucking cock. She's a horny little cougar. Isn't she?

Look at that. Look at her go up and down and up and down. Up and down. She knows how to do it.

Yes. Oh yes. Steak in a blow job day. If you haven't been celebrating it, and you have someone to either cook a steak for or give

a blow job to, maybe now's the time. Or if anyone wants a tofu in a blow job day, they can talk to me about that perhaps. Oh right. I'm single.

Well I mean not every guy eats steak. But every guy likes a blow job. I'm looking for the tofu, man. Right.

The tofu in a blow job, man. It's going to be a while I think. Yeah. I'll be looking.

All right. Well, steak in a blow job, tofu in a blow job, or St. Paddy's Day. We're celebrating it all here at the Dr. Susan Block Show with our fabulous guest, Karen Summer, who has now created a nice resurrection.

Yes. Yeah. Jesus has risen again, and so has Cat's Cock. Absolutely.

Very nice. And we'll be doing more of this in the after party. Oh, how about right between the titties now? Just a little titty fucking.

Oh yeah. Titty fuck that bastard. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Give her that Doc Johnson eye vibe. That's what you get when one sadistic and the other is not masochistic. Right? We just have a blast.

All right, so Karen, you're a very successful blow job artist. And what do you like best about being just a hot, professional, inspirational slut? What do I like best about it? Gosh, this is your life's work and love.

I got really lucky. Honestly, I left, and I had no idea people paid attention. I had no idea when I got back, and I ran into Nina Hartley at Sin in the City in Vegas, the BDSM convention last year.

She runs up to me, hey, girlfriend, where are you going to grab me by the boobs? Where are you at bad? Grabbed you by the boobs. Oh, of course she did.

She was like, oh my God. And grabbed me. She's like, where did these come from? And I'm like, you know, 30 years, 30 pounds, shit happens.

And we started talking, and I didn't think people paid attention. I had no idea. When I left the business, I just left. And my favorite porn is 80s porn.

So it wasn't even that I thought about it or anything. I left. My first career was, I actually... You didn't realize that you were making history?

That I had no idea when we were making it that we were going to be making history that we were trailblazers. And then I had no idea when I came back that people would remember me. I didn't think people would remember me.

And he had me Google me. He's like, do you have any idea? Oh, and we want to give a shout out, by the way, to Dume. Awesome.

Because Dume brought us together. Yeah, yeah, Dume. Shout out to Dume. The Dume who was here two weeks ago, the geyser of desire,

the beautiful Texas milk who squirts like a motherfucker. Oh, she's fabulous. We all got to do adult con. And I got to meet her and she told me I should reach out to you.

And because of that, we're here. We love Dume. Oh, nice. And so, back to you.

So this is you. You thought maybe this was just a phase you were going through. You didn't realize the impact you had on people. I had no idea.

And I hadn't in all those years, of course, I came back and visited family. And every of my families here was here. They're all gone now.

But I came back over the 20 years and visited and everything like that and never ran into a soul. As soon as everybody passed away, my father was the last to go. And I thought, you know what?

It's time to go home. You know, I missed my family. Now, you're a mil. But do you have children of your own?

I have a stepdaughter and two grandchildren. Yes. Okay. And I was there.

And you also have many children that you taught sex to. Absolutely. Absolutely. I have a lot of people that call me Modi,

which is my name is Dana, my birth name. And a lot of people call me Modi, which is Mama Dana. And I am so I have a lot of kids, a lot of kids. And I do have grandchildren.

And I was there for their births. My daughter is Bella LeBlanc. She is actually a title and award-winning burlesque performer. Beautiful.

She's entertaining the politicians. That's great. And all the diplomats. That's important.

We need to, you know, share the bonobo way of peace through pleasure with the world. So what better way to do that than do it in Virginia where all the diplomats are living.

Yeah. She's always in Baltimore and then she's off to Washington. And I think this week she's going, oh, she's going to New York this week to go to Sideshow School.

Sideshow. Yeah. A lot of the performers, I'm trying to talk to you while the vibrator goes off and on.

You got a vibrator between your legs and you got a cock, you know, you're dealing with. A cocking my hand vibrator between my legs and you watching me.

I love this. Multitasking. Multitasking. Now this I can do.

Don't ask me to answer the phone and be on a computer at one time. Yeah. Okay.

Although we might get you to be a telephone sex therapist for us and webcam therapist. Oh, God. No, you should be.

Actually, I've just joined on with CPS, the Center for Positive Sexuality to be on their panels. I start next. No, we're talking about something else, Darlin.

We're talking about you possibly being a celebrity therapist for the Dr. Susan Block Institute. I think that's a good idea.

I would love that. That would be an honor. Thank you. All right.

Well, I think you're hired now. Okay. Right, Max? Where is he?

Oh, he went to celebrate St. Patty's Day or maybe stake in a blowjob day. Hey, who are you celebrating with? Whoo.

All right. Well, I've just made the executive decision that you are going to be a celebrity therapist with the Dr.

Susan Block Institute. I would love that. And you know, a lot of people need to learn how to celebrate stake in a blowjob day.

I think people need to learn how to celebrate their own sexuality. I think people need to be okay with the skin that you're born in and the people that the

universe puts in your path so that you can enjoy them here in Bonoboville. This is what you are here for. You are here to help us with that.

And I mean, I'm sure you're here for very many things, but that is a primary function of your life is to help humanity open up to the Bonobo way, to being open to sex

and close to violence and to channel their violent energy into fun BBSM games instead of like bombing and beheading. Okay.

Right. I'm in. It's the same energy. We're all human.

We're all human. Even those ISIS guys, in fact, they're into lingerie, aren't they? Right.

Out of all the people I've ever met in my entire life, this one here at Karen's Summer is probably the most non-judgmental person I have ever met.

And there's a lot to judge about you. I'm sure other women know that. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, yeah.

It's not even about him. I just don't see the need to judge. Just in general. I just, I love people.

I genuinely love people. As well as you love Dick. Well, I mean, come on, that goes without saying.

No, well, that, I didn't want to say it. It's really good. Okay. It's my favorite candy dish right here.

I know. Yeah. All right. So, so let's see.

We're going to wind up right now because, you know, we got a party, right? We got a welcome. It's party time.

The spring and St. Paddy's Day. But I want to just connect with Captain Max over the Bonobo Spring and the revolution that is underway

in our hearts and in the meadows. Well, you know, when the drums of war are beating. As they have been for like decades.

For decades now. You know, beating and beating and beating. They used to have wars every once in a while. Now we have perma war.

Permawar, right. When all these countries are arming themselves with the most sophisticated weapons of death. The only thing that can bring sanity

into our lives is this show. I love you. There you go. You know, we try to bring a little sanity,

a little erotica, a little pleasure, and a little politics. You know, and I thank my captain for always steering our ship.

I'd like to have some applause. Also, we just found out this week that Captain Max is cancer free. Once again.

Oh, God bless. Oh, yeah. I mean, the whole thing was a scare for a while. He's a survivor.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So, the battle, that's one battle that you should fight, you know, with all your heart, until you can't fight,

and then you move on to the next level. But, you know, there are ways to fight, and we're very fortunate with that. It's a battle we all have to be fighting these days.

I think, you know, lots of people, even if it's not you and your body, maybe one of your loved ones is battling the big C.

and so you have to be there for them and this is a battle that yeah you know you got to fight you got to go for and sex is part of winning the battle being sexual laughing enjoying having pleasure even in the midst of all of the you know just sorrow and struggle have a little sex right captain max I got you

baby sweet all right so it's spring and even if you're in the winter of your year celebrate spring if you're in the springtime of your years well gee you've got a lot to learn from great milfs like our guest Karen summer thank you and tell us where we can find you on the internet I can be found on Twitter at Karen summer

xxx on Wednesday nights big cat daddy and I do a little radio show for a triple x porn star radio or you can find me on my website Karen summer xxx.com all right well we're so happy to have you and we hope you come back oh please we know each other yeah and we are we are now friends all right and and we find you

there you're you somewhat well I do have it I do have a Twitter I almost never logged into it so but it's a BCD BDSM a Twitter all right well we are very supportive of BDSM because the bonobos which of course are our patron saints they practice a kind of BDSM in the sense that they have rough sex but of course it never

descends into killing so it requires a kind of discipline doesn't indeed it does absolutely and tonight we are here with our lovely Chelsea Demoiselle who you can actually talk to she is already a therapist Karen is going to become one but Chelsea is already a therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute and has

been doing some great work as a webcam and telephone sex therapist had quite a week this week really yeah then I then I've got some wonderful women who can guide me yeah how best to help these people yeah we're helping humanity you know open up and release their inner bonobos yeah absolutely I just wanted

to say congratulate Max on beating the big C and also have a shout out to stop Monsanto because they're corporately just destroying our our seed supplies and food and water supply on this planet and I believe that's a huge reason why there's more cancer well we don't know if that's the reason could be like 60 years of

smoking there are so many no there are so many of these criminals thank I mean criminals that are doing this to us and you know we're left these at least I am because I'm to the left of the left of the left you know I might be to the right of you but I'm to the left of everybody else we're weaving but by

the way we're about to celebrate our 23rd anniversary in less than a month no that's what I heard that's what I heard that party I'm so excited I didn't know this was gonna happen yeah you might get laid I oh yeah you know I'm out of anniversary there's a chance it's taking a blowjob day is for the guys all right

so we want to give a shout out to Polly superstar who is partying tonight with the kinky salon people hey you should do a kinky salon here or do it on a different nights and Saturday you know we love the kinky salon people we love the sex positive LA people right all these revolutionary sex people

you're all part of the bonobo spring whether you know it or not right including all the AVN people and you know everybody nice all the BDSM we're just gonna just have a big we can be all inclusive green umbrella that just envelops everybody Gabriella

eco sexuality sex positivity kinky salon and yeah counterpunch yeah all you can counterpunch the monkey where everywhere wherever we're everywhere and if you want to get where we are you can just join bonoboville but brothers and sisters we are gonna roll out the new bonoboville right max that is correct any

minute now any second we're gonna be rolling out the new bonoboville it's gonna be easier for us because it's gonna be on wordpress right so you know we're gonna we're gonna we're trying to make it as technologically easy so that we can become your eco sexual bonobo-esque solution to Facebook it is exactly it's

an online community Facebook gives me like oh the heebie-jeebies like there's too many people out there there's my family out there you know I love you family yeah I do but and then you have to like all these people every day I got a lot I don't like you well no I like everybody otherwise they're gonna come to your

house and Facebook is now work okay people it is now I've come just come back and Twitter is work and Facebook is work it's not something just for shits and giggles and entertainment anymore but but no part of it is for shit yeah but but but you guys constantly monitoring monitoring you to see if you

yeah oh I mean if we do this we're just crop sharers on somebody's land and so they got us all working for them and we don't share croppers is what it's not crop sharers there you go baby girl all right so quit sharing those crops brothers and sisters you gotta monetize your crops and we're gonna monetize them

for you you're gonna show your videos and some people are gonna want to fucking pay for them so pay for your born right you know hey everybody's got porn nowadays not only is everybody that saved the bonobos excuse me not only is everybody a radio host I used to be like an unusual thing but now everybody's a

radio host and you used to be an unusual thing but now everybody's a pornographer everybody's a pornographer everybody's a star pornography on their phones it always gets out especially please they come home from high school sit on their bed with their little computers and all of a sudden they're like oh yeah

and doing their radio show and you know what it's all good it's all part of the bonobo spring it's all part of coming out of hard bit hibernation with our sexuality with who we really are and hopefully this is the grand kind of grandiose hope of the bonobo spring that will it will stop the bombing nothing's

impossible well in spring you kind of feel that way like nothing's impossible it's a whole full time of year like we can do it and maybe we can do it because that's the only way to stop all that beheading although I don't know if people want to stop it everyone's so entertained by it it's like they're like they're going

back to the rum and I mean it's gone backwards us brothers and sisters we made it us they are the underbelly of American military industrial complex they are the underbelly they are the killer a paradigm gone a muck yeah and we have a chance to change that and it will not change with bombing it will only change

with kissing where's my little thing I don't know what your little the which little thing you're looking for now this little thing here oh that little thing okay there you go okay it will only change with kissing oh there you go kiss me I'm Irish that's beautiful kiss me I'm Irish make love to someone you love

tonight even if that someone is you are no chair you can talk to us I'm dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airways but my day job is director of the dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences

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