Expedition Gone Wild

Full transcript of Expedition Gone Wild on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and

connoisseurs, animals, and animal handlers, sexy beasts and

domesticated pets, pretty pussies and horny dogs. Yes, brothers and sisters, nasty wolves and sweet little deers. All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God,

but until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. Can I hear an amen?

Amen. Can I hear an A-women? You know, brothers and sisters, we are also all children of

animals. Aren't we? Well, actually we are animals. We're not just children of animals. We are one of the many marvelous

species of creepy, crawly, walkie-dancey things that move and groove around and about this beautiful, wild, sexual

planet Earth. Yes, we are all animals. Some of us are mammals, and this is my reptile familiar. Eve,

here in the Garden of Eden. Yes, the jungle that my producer, Teja Souter, has created out of a lot of stuffed animals that we got on safari. Yes.

This is Bonoboville, brothers and sisters. That's right. And we practice the Bonobo way of peace through pleasure. Oh, look at my Bonobo is behind Mickey Mouse here on the Sybian. Isn't that cute? Yeah.

If you think that animals don't use sex toys, think again. They do. I mean, they use inanimate objects as pleasure tools.

Bonobos certainly do. And dogs. Right. Back to those horny dogs. We're going to talk about animals tonight. Wild animals.

And the human animal. Of course, this being a show about sex with a capital X, we are also going to talk about animal sex. I mean, animals having sex with each other.

I don't know. Maybe we will talk about people having sex with animals, which I'm not endorsing. I'm not at all. Isn't that bestiality? It happens. Yes. That's what that is.

And no, I'm not endorsing it. I don't have sex with my snake, but she is very sexy. You know, I find animals just very erotic. They bring out the animal in me.

They kind of remind me of my own animal nature. And though I don't want to have sex with animals, really. I mean, in my dreams kind of, I guess. But not really. You know, that's one of those ways in which

fantasy is better than reality, I think. For me, anyway. For those lamb lovers. And don't mean the chops.

Yeah, you know, supposedly, what is it? The origin of masturbation is that Mercury, the god of, you know, speed, masturbation is nothing if not a speedy way to satisfy your sex drive.

He taught Pan, you know, the horny god with the horns and the hooves, so that he would teach the shepherds so that they would leave the sheep alone. Oh.

Okay. I kind of made that up. Half of it. Half of it is a myth, a real myth. But he did teach it.

I made the part about him leaving, them leaving the sheep alone. But he did really teach it to the shepherds. But I'm just figuring. It's because they were doing the sheep, right?

Poor sheep. Okay, that, yeah. So, where are we? Oh, we're doing a show tonight.

Here in the womb room, baby. With national geographics, executive producer and host of Expedition Wild. Let's hear it, brothers and sisters,

for Casey Anderson. I'm applauding myself right now. It's really funny. What kind of animal are you?

I'm a human animal. Yes, yes, we all are. We are, as we said. But, I mean, you play with wolves.

Those are like dangerous. And bears. I mean, there's all these teddy bears that look really cute, but actual bears?

I don't know. So, I mean, do you identify with these animals? Do you like to grapple with these animals? What is it about these animals?

You know, growing up in Montana, I'm immersed in those animals. I see them every day when I go hiking. I live around them.

And I'm lucky enough to have them in my backyard. But, back to that human animal thing. I was lucky enough to not let society and culture change me from my base primal human animal.

Therefore, being close to that baseline, which I think we all are, and somehow we become separated from it, or some of us don't.

And I think there's more people in this room right now who are not. Well, relatively. I mean, you know, we all, you know,

go in the bathroom, right? I mean, the restroom, as opposed to just in the dirt somewhere. I mean, we're somewhat civil. Well, I hope you do while you're here.

Actually, yes. You seem very, very civilized. Where is the bathroom? Yeah, right.

But I think that what makes me a National Geographic Specialist and good at what I do is the fact that I haven't been tainted. I haven't been ruined.

I continue to keep close to that primal level. Yeah, you're in touch with your animal nature. And on all levels. And for some of us that allows me to be a National Geographic filmmaker,

and for some of us that allows us to be something else. Were you raised by wolves? In some way. My dad was like a mountain man.

My mom ran a homeless shelter. Now I give home to homeless grizzly bears. So I'm an exact hybrid of my mom and my dad. And they both gave me a little something.

They gave me some insight. They gave me their heart. They gave me their love. And that's what I am now.

And you really cuddle with those grizzly bears like they're stuffed animals. One thing that all animals, including your snake that you have your hand around right now.

Yeah. That everything possesses and feels is love. Regardless, love is universal. Love is good.

And no matter what you are, corn snake, gal dress and a leopard skin suit. This gal hair with the pink ears on. Yeah.

We all like love. We do. And I believe in love. I'm all about love.

You know, I'm the love goddess, baby. Yeah. And the bonobos that make love not ward chimpanzees. They're my mascot.

And of course we support the bonobos and they're trying to keep them from going extinct in their native habitat of the Congo. So love is certainly what I preach.

I try to practice what I preach. But I must say that something I do with Evie is a little different than love. Control.

Like I'm gripping her fairly tightly with love. I mean, not hurting her. But this control thing, this saying, I'm the boss, you're not going to go running around

like you own the place. Is something an animal handler has to do, isn't it? It depends. Have you ever let her go and follow her?

Well, yeah. Yeah, sure. I mean, I could do that. And she'll just go away.

And I mean, right now I have to keep her, well, actually she's an escape artist. She is. She'll escape.

And if I get you into the conversation, then I'll just lose track of her. She'll just go, oh, I like that. She's a slut.

She likes to explore. You know, so if I leave her alone, she just kind of wanders. And so if I want her in the shot,

I have to control her a little bit. And I'm just wondering, you know, a lot of people, when I was tweeting about animal handling, they were saying, I want to be handled like an animal.

And I think that they were talking about, you know, that mixture of love and control. Yes. Here's something I say all the time.

You know, I have a 900 pound grizzly bear as a best friend. Yeah. You can't control that animal without one thing.

You can move mountains with love. And if I let him go. Yeah. If he doesn't come back to me,

I'm not in control. Right. There's no way I will ever like your snake. I can't grab onto him and make him do anything.

No, no. You know what I can grab onto is this. Not this. Wait, wait.

We have radio. We're doing radio. This is a combination for those of you who don't know of radio and TV.

And you put your hand on your tits. On my heart. On my tits. I did it on my heart.

And the thing is that you can move mountains with this. Heart. Yes, brothers and sisters. And all animals have that.

Again, back to love, back to basic primal, awesome things that we all share that somehow we've actually fucked up and lost. Animals are way better than us.

Well, common chimps, they make war on each other. There's a lot. And, you know, I mean, I'm dressed up like a leopard. They, they like, well, they don't kill each other so much,

I guess, but they do kill. Bonobos, actually. We all kill. We, well, yeah.

Bonobos actually do too. They kill monkeys sometimes. Right. You know.

But anyway, let's, let's keep the love going. Although I want to come back to the control and like, you know, when you're with a pack, like a wolf pack and stuff, how you have to act.

But I want to introduce some of my other sexy beasts here tonight. This is slurping down at the water hole here. This is television, darling. So you're on candid camera.

Kim Candy. Yes. Welcome to the Dr. Susan Block Show. Thank you.

Newcomer to the adult world, the jungle. Yes. The sexual animal king and queendom. Yes.

And what brings you to this crazy squirt rainforest? I don't know. It just seems like a fun place to be. Why not?

Yeah. That's a good answer. Okay. Where are you from?

I'm from Pasadena, California. Seems like a fun place. You have no idea. No, it is a fun place, I think.

I mean, I'm sort of on the outskirts of it, but yeah, it's, it's a fun thing to do. It's getting in touch with your animal nature. It's getting into sex, which is, you know,

I think the good side of the animal nature. I mean, there's lots of sides. It's one of the good sides. So welcome, Kim Candy.

You look like Candy. Are those ears or just a bow? I mean, are you supposed to be an animal? You've got feathers hanging down from your earrings.

They're the Minnie Mouse ears. Minnie Mouse. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're a mouse. Here's Mickey. He's, he's riding the Sybian with my bonobo here. So, you know, you might want to come up and join him.

Have you ever ridden the Sybian? No, I have not. No. Okay.

Cool. And now I want to introduce the lovely, the amazing, the sexual animal queen of the jungle, Leah.

That's the jungle sound. And the theme of the evening, love. Leah, love, brothers and sisters. Hi, Susie.

Hi. Hi. I've kind of known Leah ever since I've been on Twitter, but this is the first time we've met.

Yes. I've been Twitter stalking you for years. Yes. Yes.

Twitter. Now it's a bird. It's, it's, it's an animal. It is an animal that's sort of gobbled us up.

This great bird. That ruled all of our lives. I know. Feeding its wings all over us.

So, yeah, so we've been corresponding and you are just the cutest little animal. Oh, thank you. You really are. You're so sweet.

And yet when I was tweeting about this whole thing, discover the animal within you and what's your animal. And so you tweeted this very hot, like, like steamy tweet. Do you remember it?

I sure do. Then say it. Okay. You asked me which animal I identified with.

Yeah. And I thought long and hard Susie. And I don't really identify with any animals per se, but I identify with the way that they fuck.

Ah. No ego. No guilt. No shame.

You go on the geographic channel and they're fucking right there in front of a camera. They are. They don't care who's watching. They just do whatever feels good.

And I think more people should fuck that way. All right. All right. Let's hear it for fucking freely.

Yeah. Right, right in front of the camera. Are they affected by the camera? Casey?

I mean, yeah. You know, it was a couple of months ago. It's funny. I've been trying to film Grizzly Bear's fucking for centuries.

Decades. And I finally find to. To share the love. Having sex.

I got him on camera. And the funny thing is, is that all of a sudden look over. And there's one watching them. Sitting there.

Watching the two of them. And I. There's voyeurism and exhibitionism. It's going on right there in the animal world.

And it made me laugh my ass off. I mean, I'm actually doing this for a national nightline. I'm going to see what it is. Like this big thing.

I'm like, dude, right there. There's two bears having sex. And there's one watching them. Yeah.

And it's like he said, expedition and voyeurism right here in the animal kingdom. Exhibition into exhibitionism. And the very first time I've ever witnessed this is this crazy stuff's going down. And then the greatest part is that they get done.

I'm going to use the word humping, which is a bad verb, but I'm going to use humping. And you filmed it. Yes. Female.

Have you aired it? Not yet. Female bales runs over to the other female bear, which I was watching. And they run off together in the woods and leave the guy standing.

It was hilarious to me. I've been there. But no bows do stuff like that. The females get together a lot.

But there is a lot of lesbianism and homosexuality in the animal kingdom. For sure. That's another way in which our myths about animals are false. We think we're the only ones that have these perversions, these human things we do.

Like masturbation and homosexuality and all that stuff. Exhibitionism, voyeurism, playing with inanimate objects to, you know, feel sexually good. I mean, animals do all of this. And so do we, because we are animals too.

And you are just such a lovely animal, Aliyah. I'm so happy to have you here. What does Aliyah mean? Long story short, I didn't pick it.

But the first web set I worked for, the girls were listed alphabetically. And it's A-A. She didn't want to call herself triple A, because that was a little... A bit much, yeah.

I wanted to be Molly. They said, no, you're going to be Aliyah. And you're going to be a star. And I said, oh no, I'm not like one of those girls.

You were a very domesticated pet though. You just went along with it. I did. I'll be Aliyah.

I did. Who came up with love? I did. Oh, that's so sweet.

And you are just such a natural with porn. I mean, I think you just came into it because you're a sexual animal, right? And you're that exhibitionist kind of animal. Or how did you get into it?

This sounds really naughty, but actually I was a preschool teacher. And I was a broke preschool teacher. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah.

And, you know, I discovered web camming and I just fell into it. How long were you doing web camming while you were teaching preschool? Actually, I would go teach kids all day long, my own classroom of one and a half year olds. And I would make $38.

Yeah. And then I'd go webcam for two hours after that and I'd make $50. And I thought, this is amazing. Yeah.

And by the way, I don't think there's anything wrong with that because you weren't web camming for the preschool. Exactly. It was a separate thing.

Exactly. So, you know, there's some, I mean, let's just come to that understanding. Oh, yes, absolutely. But.

It was totally separate. I can understand why you couldn't keep it going because we don't live it, our society can't handle it. Yes, unfortunately, I'm like four classes away from a college degree in it

and I know I could never go back to it ever. I know I've given that up, which kind of makes me sad sometimes. But it makes sense. You're such a Disney girl.

You are. That's the end. You know, I think you like the mouse, huh? I mean, that's,

I love the mouse. Yeah. Yeah, you do. And all those characters, huh?

I sure do. By the way, I just kind of want to address, I want to introduce all my guests, but I want to also say I feel for the rioters in Anaheim now, the ones who rioted over the police.

You know, rioting is not the answer. I mean, although it was kind of a peaceful riot, I don't know that, I don't know enough details about it, but I just want to say, you know, my heart goes out, you know,

to those who protest police brutality when it happens in their backyard like it did. And the police got a little bit of a problem in Anaheim with their, you know, kind of the way they represent the community,

which is not really. So if you're going to police, which is already, you know, an infringement on our animal nature, but that we got to have to some degree,

I guess we do have to have police, of course, and we respect our police. We want to, you know, because we got crazy fuck nuts among us, you know, but on the other hand, you know,

when there's several questionable murders that happen in a road done by the police and there's this racial imbalance and there's this weirdness, and then there's Disneyland right down the street.

You know, it's like, whoa, a powder keg. So, yeah. I don't know if anybody has anything to say about that, but shut your mouth.

Okay, so now I have a surprise guest who is a friend of Kim Candy. Didi? Didi?

Didi. Didi. Didi. Didi.

Didi. And what I know, I know... I took them off because they took away from my butterflies. They took away from your butterflies.

Yes. You know, I think humans can be a combination of animals. I don't think you have to just be one animal. I mean, look at me.

I'm... mixing leopard and cheetah. And yeah, and I've got a peacock around my neck and horses and... Anyway, so are you friends?

Yeah. We are friends. Are you lovers also? No.

No... Why not? We've just been friends for too long, I think it'll be weird if we try to turn into lovers. How long have you been friends?

We've been friends for a long time since I think middle school? Yeah. Oh, kinky. Okay.

Long time. Well, but you're over that now. Okay. Are you also in the adult industry?

No, I'm not. Oh, you're not. Are you a preschool teacher? I'm not a preschool teacher.

Okay. What do you do? Can you say? I'm a hair stylist.

You're a hair stylist. Oh, hair stylist can do anything they want. Absolutely. And you've got some interesting hair.

Thanks. It sort of resembles a bird there. Yeah. Yeah.

You've got the bird thing going on. I've got the bird thing going on or anything so. Yeah. Oh, definitely.

I've got the butterfly going on. And the butterfly. Butterfly? Things with wings, but no wings.

Yes. Keep a free spirit down. Uh-huh. So that's how you would discuss your animal nature.

Yes. Anything that's free to be themselves. All right. Well, welcome.

Thank you. Welcome to the jungle. And now we have Kitty Twinkletoes, who is becoming a regular here in the jungle in Bonoboville. Yeah.

And of course, is a pussycat. Is it leopard? Is that what you are? A leopard?

Yes. Ah. Yeah, I recognize those gloves. Yeah.

Very nice. They're yours. Yeah, actually. Yeah.

I couldn't wear two sets of leopard gloves. I'm really digging your side eyes. Oh, yeah. Huh.

These are pretty serious. You know, when you cover yourself with leopard, it affects you, don't you think? Makes you feel like camouflage. Well, I don't feel very camouflage.

Maybe on this, this is actually some kind of animal. It's not tiger, of course, but I think it's, should I say, or will someone in here throw paint on it? Okay, no one will.

Okay, I think it's a sheep. Okay, right. So those poor sheep, once again, destroyed by humanity. So of course, Kitty is a ballet dancer, a lapsed Joffrey ballet dancer who is now

a naughty animal. Amen. That's sexy. Oh, yeah.

I mean, my passion will always be with the ballet, but injured. So just make it into something positive, creative and sexual. That's right. Do you ever combine the two?

Oh, most definitely. She ballet dances naked. I have to see that. I pole dance on points.

Should have seen her here on Bastille Day. Wow, cool. She pole dances. I'd love to see that.

Well, maybe we will. Yeah. You know, the night is young, and we're getting ready for, I'm not sure what, for, you know, spontaneity.

And I mean, does anyone here not like snakes? I want to hold it. You want to hold it? I know.

But I'm asking if anyone does not like snakes, because I think I'd like to have her up here. Maybe. I'm not sure if I like them or not. I see.

I see. Okay. So how about you, Aliyah? Have you ever touched, you want to touch my snake?

I sure have, as long as he won't bite me, but he looks pretty special. No, no, no. It's a girl, though. She, she, I know she doesn't look like a girl.

That's the thing about animals, you know, and, and even humans, if you take off all our makeup and, you know, big tits and stuff, we really look a little more alike, but you want to come up and touch my snake? Sure.

Feel her. Feel her against your body. Have you ever felt a snake, Aliyah? This is Aliyah Love coming forward.

Uh, trouser snake. Ooh. Yeah. Very good.

Okay. Can we get the microphone ready? Who's got, uh, Casey, can you kind of just unravel that microphone for me? I'll give you, I'll give you a little corn snake fact here.

Yeah. Corn snakes have only, have killed. Yeah. Sit right, right over here.

Let me move this. Like, and all the time of corn snakes, uh, they've only killed like 10 people in the last month. Corn snakes?

Well, their venom is one of the highest venom in the North American snake species. You're scaring my guest. Well, no, no, I'm actually just enabling her with wisdom. Mmm.

So yeah, they've only killed 10 people in the last month. Yeah. Aliyah. Deep.

And, and they only strike people that wear pink. Right. Oh, pink. Well, I'm wearing purple.

That's purple. Right, right. So you're, you're good. You're good.

Yeah. I'm donating my microphone if you guys need it. I might. Okay.

But you know what would be better is if you feel her in your hand. That would be. Yeah. You could just hold her like that.

Yeah. Well, and I'll hold your microphone. Okay. So is this the first time you've held a snake?

Never mind. I think I've like pet them at the petting zoo before. Right. Not, not on a held one.

No. Oh, not snakes. She's cute. Make friends with her.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Very gently, right around her head.

She's most sensitive around the head. Yes. Like a lot of guys we know. Yes.

Yes. She's a cutie pie. She's a cutie pie, right? I think she likes me.

She does. You're not going to be one of the ten people that the corn snakes eat. Holding on. Yeah.

Yeah. Very, very. She doesn't eat. She's strong, too.

She's a little bit strong. You know, sometimes she wraps around you because she is a constrictor. But it's a nice kind of wrap. She's kind of small.

Try having a 200 pound boa. I shot with one. You shot with one? Was that complicated?

I couldn't move. It had me. It was on top of you? It had me pinned down.

But it was fucking awesome. It sounds awesome. Feels nice. I'm going to have to Google this girl.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you've never performed with an animal yourself.

I mean, aside from humans. No. No. No.

No. When I first got into the business, Earl Miller had an animal sanctuary with bears like yours. I'm a big bear. Yeah.

Yeah. And he asked me if I would, but it never happened. Aw. Yeah.

I thought that would be cool. So you have a very cute little outfit, and I know that Panty Boy has been tweeting, the porn star fan. Oh, yes, yes.

He's very excited about you. We call him Panty Boy because he always wants to see the ladies panties. Well, thank God I wear panties. I hardly ever wear panties.

Oh, really? Tell that guy he needs a new avatar, by the way. What the hell is that picture? A picture of himself with panties over his head.

Is that what it is? Yeah. Actually, I told him to get an avatar. He had nothing for a long time.

Oh, okay. And he's just a real booster fan of the show. And I said, you got to get an avatar. He's very enthusiastic.

And he got that one. And I thought it's pretty good, you know, guy with panties on his head. Okay, okay. You know.

Why take it back then? So can we see what kind of panties? Sure. This jumper is pretty tight.

Okay. You want to stand up? You want to get up here? Sure.

If you want me to. Oh, you're wearing Tasia's Big High heels. I am. She gave me this whole outfit.

Oh, really? I was way more conservative than I came. I think you're supposed to be a little Disney girl here or something. Or I don't know what.

I'll be whatever you want me to be, Dr. C. Let's see. Let's see if I can get to it. It's very tight.

Oh, you've got. Oh, little hearts. Very cute. Let's see if I can get to the butt.

Very nice. Wow. So she gave you a jumper. She did.

And I'm wearing it backwards because I think my butt better look better this way. I don't know. Actually, I think I've got to see it the other way. But then I'd have to get naked.

Well, you'd have to change it, you know, yeah. Switch it up. I could do that. Yeah, sure.

Okay. You'll give me your honest opinion. I'm going to give you my opinion. I'm going to come forward here.

Everyone needs to give me their opinion. Okay. We're going to have an opinion. Yes.

Whoa. First opinion is whoa, right? You know, that's good opinion. How about our commentator?

Perfect. Animal. Yes. Yes.

Perfect. Yes. Very lovely. Okay.

Okay. You can take your time, by the way, with that part. Yeah. Right?

I mean, you don't have to do a quickie on that, right? Uh-huh. Okay. In fact, you don't really have to do it at all.

Yeah. Huh. Right? You know, if you don't want, but you could.

You can do what you want. Okay. There you go. Okay.

And how about just leaving the zipper open? Yeah. Yeah, like that. Yeah.

Yeah. That's good. Okay. All right.

I don't know. What? The butt. It's hot.

Not the butt. Well, I say... It looks exactly the same. Well, you're going backwards, dude.

The butt really is very similar, actually. But the zipper in front is better. I think it should be pulled all the way open. Easy access.

I can't remember where it looked like that. I can't remember where it looked like before. Where you'd go back to. Yeah, really.

We could do this all night. We could. We could. Have you ever ridden a Sybian?

I have. I own a Sybian. You own one? I do.

Well. I do. All right. I feel competitive already.

What do I have that you don't have? Oh. Big gorillas. No.

All right. Well, then I guess we're going to... What about a fucking machine? They still ride our Sib...

But you have way more attachments. I only have two. And I only have one of them. Oh, I knew I had something.

And mine doesn't rotate. Really? That part's broken. Okay.

Well, I have a total rotator. I don't know if the rotator does much. If you have a tight pussy though. Well, it's not as important.

It's true. It's not like the buzz. The buzz is the essential part. But you know, it's always good to experience.

Here, get off the Sybian, guys. And Teja. Where is my little donkey? Okay.

Teja's crazy, by the way, everybody. Oh. I call her animal. She is.

Yeah. She loves animals. She's crazy good though. She's something else.

Oh, yeah. Crazy good. She's actually very in touch with her animal nature, I would say. You know.

And her angel nature as well. There she is. Yeah, there she is. Okay.

We might have someone riding the Sybian. I'm not sure. Maybe. Maybe.

Well, let me take a poll. I should ask our first guess. Would you like to ride the Sybian? Probably not.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm just asking.

How about you, Freakin' Eek? Wait, what did he say? I didn't hear him. Oh.

The boys don't want to ride. What? It's not really a boy toy. We do have a boy toy though.

Yeah. We do. Actually, let's get the boy toy tape. Yeah.

We got a boy toy here. It's from Tenga. Tenga. Tenga, yeah.

It's like, Jenga. Oh, yeah. Tenga. Not really.

Yeah. Yeah. This is a, okay. It's a jerk off cup, actually.

Oh. It doesn't sound as good as Jenga. It's like a... A pocket.

It's a jerk off top. And then we have huevos. Huevos. And huevos rancheros.

We haven't really tried them. Have you tried yours, Beasley? Oh, I want to touch your egg. Open it.

Open it. Right? Who wants to try this out? I want to touch the egg.

You want to touch the egg. What egg? Okay. You know...

Should I undo one of these? Not unless you're going to use it. I know. I don't have a penis to stick in it.

Right. I mean, I want to give it to somebody. Fair enough. Those are the special ones.

Although I'm willing to have the egg undone here. Now we're a mess? I'm not sure what this egg involves. Oh, here is Kitty.

And now we have... A trash bag. Okay. No, that's good.

That's like a big condom. And let me ask you guys. The lovely Kim Candy. Have you ever ridden a Sybian?

No, I have not. Oh! Sybian Virgin. Newbie.

Right. You got to do that, girl. See, I let her go. And what does she do?

She gets all tangled. She gets all tangled. See, that's why I have to be controlling. Either that or you have to have

an animal-friendly environment, which I don't really have. Oh, no! I'm going to let the animal handler

figure out how to get her out of here. Here we go. I'll make it happen. Yeah, you're going to make it.

I know you are. Without ripping my scarf up. No, I will. And with love only.

Remember, I told you. Yes. Yes, with love. Here we go.

This is actually the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. Pull it. You can stretch it.

You can pull it. It's like I said, the only way to get the snake out is to let it do what it wants to do.

And now it's actually getting stuck on the candle thing. Okay, here we go. Oh, yeah.

And actually she's coming out sort of as you're holding her. She'll do it on her own. Yeah.

The best control is no control at all. Oh. Sometimes. Okay.

And you're afraid of that. So you should come forward. No, I'm not afraid. I just, I didn't know.

Oh, well, you can get to know the snake, my snake. I've never been around the snake before, so I don't know if I was scared or not.

She's very sweet. Like I said, they only kill about 10 people. Oh, good.

Is this a show snake or what? Somebody's got to have this angle on her. Look, she's just like hanging out, looking so cute right over here.

Is anybody, where's AJ? Is he here? I thought I saw AJ. She likes you.

Yeah. She wants to come over to you. Yeah, you should let her. Oh, well, now she's in a different position.

You missed her. She was just looking so cute. But anyway, here you guys are. Oh, you have it on your foot.

It is amazing. Yeah. It feels really good. It feels really good, huh?

On your foot. Yeah. You know, this is... But it's really supposed to go on your dick.

It's supposed to go on your dick. What does that remind you of, you guys? Condom. Well, what is it?

Condom. Plus, I love your feet. Wow. Okay, now, Larotique,

you have to shoot the condom on the foot. Oh, this is awesome. Is that a condom? Could you walk?

No, it's not a condom. It's actually a tanga. Can you fuck me with your foot? Which is like here, here, here, here.

Here, take this. This is a little product placement, folks, just in case you're wondering. This is a tanga,

which you're supposed to put on your cock. Okay. Now, a foot is pretty big. Okay, this is the egg.

Sorry. The egg. This is pretty big, you know, to fit on a foot, I would say.

So even though this one might be a little small, this is... It does seem pretty stretchy. It's very interesting.

It's interesting, huh? Yeah. So guys jerk off with that over there. I'm trying to picture it.

There's so many guys in the studio. Why can somebody do this thing? What's the benefit? I think we should have Andrea show us how to do it.

Well, what a great idea. Yeah. Although his hands are on the dials. But, you know, if he wants,

I'm sure someone would sub for him. Nori would sit in for that. Nori? If he wants.

Nori? Nori. Any guys want to... I mean, Andreas, Nori, any of you guys.

If you do the egg, I'll go on the Sybian. Chris, you got a hat on. Would you like to demonstrate the egg? Demonstrate the egg and I'll demonstrate the Sybian.

That's fair. Beasley wants to do it. Look at him. He's ready.

Beasley's ready. Beasley's going to do it first. Yeah. You got to help me there.

Okay. Ooh. She will. This show just got a lot more interesting.

Wow. Okay. She wanted to get away from the snake anyway. No, I like the snake.

Here you come. Wow. This is... She's really pretty, by the way.

She's gorgeous. Yeah. Yeah. She's gorgeous.

This is Kim Candy. Kim Candy. Being escorted to the stage. Oh, my goodness.

By Beasley. Okay. Here we go. The Sybian is ready.

And so is the Tenga. Tengas. And... Okay.

So I think... I think you need to take off those clothes because animals don't wear clothes. Yeah.

Right? Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.

Take it off. Whoo. Whoo. Right?

Okay. Oh, God. We should have her saying that because she's religious. Oh, panties for panty boy.

Here we go. Blue. Pretty, pretty blue panties. And look at this.

This is very animal. lingerie. Right. Hmm.

Pretty blue lingerie. Oh, you do? Wow. Very nice.

Very nice. And yeah. It's very funny. Yeah.

And yeah. Model. Turn around. Turn around.

Okay. Wow. Okay. So still not naked though.

I didn't have to get naked. You don't have to. Actually, I should say you don't have to. You do what you want.

But I would think, you know, with the animal theme. It would be great. It would be great. Yeah.

I don't want to get naked. You don't want to? All right. What exactly am I doing up here?

What you were going to help him. Oh, well, we're not even naked. Why? Okay.

So I think we're now having a Sybian demonstration. So you can just chill. Okay. So just relax.

You're good. You're in your, your undies here. And what are you doing? Are you going to demonstrate?

Do you want to sit on this? Yeah. You want to ride it? Okay.

Yeah. You should just sit right down on it. Right here. Okay.

This is, uh, Kim Candy. Right. Oh, you want an attachment. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you should take your top off.

Really? You'll be happy you did. Yeah. At least the top.

Take, take the top off. Keep the panties on. Yeah. You should.

I mean, you don't have to, but you should. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

And now you are going to go on your Sybian ride. This is Kim Candy, newcomer to the jungle of the adult world. And, uh, and she's going to ride her first Sybian for the first time riding being, you know, because she's straddling it.

It's a machine. How's it feel? Great. Great.

Okay. I'm going to come a little forward so that you don't have to crane your neck. Okay. And we can hear you.

Are you a loner or not really? No, not really. Not really. Okay.

So we'll just hear you breathe. Yeah. Okay. And, uh, and I see Casey is playing with his snake.

No, I mean my snake. Uh, you're still wiggling it. There's nothing better than watching a girl ride a Sybian and play with your snake. Yeah.

Spoken by an expert. Dee Dee was telling me she wanted to ride a Sybian too. When I'm done, then she can come with me. Okay.

Dee Dee. Okay. Show her how it's done then. All right.

I don't know how it's done. Okay. So Andreas is doing the controls. How are you doing Andreas?

Just turn the vibration on. Yeah. How far are we? Uh, damn near all the way up.

Now you're doing this as foreplay because you're going to demonstrate the tanga. Is that it? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know if they're lying. You never know that in the animal world, whether you're being deceived. But anyway, here we go. It's going up.

It's going up. Whoa. Don't fall off the mountain there. Yeah.

Ride that Bronco. It's like a bucking Bronco. Whoa. Here she is.

Kim Candy. She's not a loner, but she is a laffer. And a lot of people like laugh with the Sybian. It's because laughter is a mental orgasm.

Really? Yeah. And also physical. Yeah.

Feel it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Show her how it's done. Whoa. Okay.

Don't fall off. Right. I'm not. Okay.

It helps to have a helping hand. Right. An animal handler. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Handle her. Mm. Does you feel the animal spirit inside?

Yeah. Let it go. How's it feel? Great.

Yeah. Great. But you're not going to come on it because you're too giggly. Or are you going to come?

Are you going to come? No. Tell me. I got you.

Are you going to come? No. No. I can't hear you.

Can we? What happened here? Test test. Say something.

Hello? Hello? I can't hear. Okay.

Pretend you moan when you get excited. So just do a fake moan. No. Okay.

So your microphone's on. Okay. It feels really good actually. Okay.

There's an assessment. Let's hear it for Kim Candy on the Sybian. Woo-hoo. And Beazley on the controls.

He is our engineer. So, you know, but I usually do that. So, okay. So, Tango?

Tango? Yup. Yup. Okay.

There we go. Okay girls, we're going to like watch. Okay. So you're going to help him here.

You're going to, he wanted you to help him. Right? Do you want to help him still? Sure.

Yeah? Really? Okay. You'll help him.

Okay. So I got the Tango ready, but I have a feeling he doesn't want to start with the Tango. But I don't know. What exactly am I doing with the Tango?

He knows what to do. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that makes a weird sound.

Okay. Here we are. Tango time. I don't know what to do with the Tango.

Just pick it up? Yeah. You just pick it up? And you put the penis in there?

Yeah. And you put your penis in there? Right. You put his penis in there?

Right. Exactly. Oh, and this right here? Okay.

What's that? Okay. That would be Lou, I think. Oh.

Yeah. Here we go. All right. You've got cheering people in the background here.

I think that Minette is cheering here. You know, she's making special notes here. I don't know what I'm doing. You don't know what you're doing.

I think he likes that, actually. I'm not sure. I think that works. So what is it?

Is it a condom? Okay. I think it's just fine. What am I doing here?

Okay. It's like sushi or what? Make it interesting. Yeah.

Just make it interesting. Here, come over and help me here. No. Okay.

There's like so much mystery going on right now. Oh, there's mystery right now. Yeah. Exactly.

How's my snake? Oh, you got the snake out of the garment. I just saved you like $7,000. Thank you.

Thank you. Let's hear it for Casey. Woo. And now we got the law of the jungle.

Is it a condom? Is it a condom? No. It is a sex toy.

It's a sex toy. Can I get your help holding the microphone, actually? There you go. Good to have a naked girl holding the microphone, I think.

But hold it in front of them because they're going to make sounds of some sort. She doesn't want to do it. She doesn't want to do it. She doesn't want to do what?

I still don't know what I'm doing. Okay, what? I still don't know what I'm doing. Oh, okay.

Well, not knowing what you're doing is fine. Okay. But if you don't want to do it, then that's not fine. No, I'll do it.

I just need, what exactly am I doing? Tell me. I mean, you're sort of making like bonobos. You're doing, you're being sexual with our engineer.

What were you saying, Didi? I said put your mouth on his cock. See, I don't suggest these things. Yes, I'm the friend and I'm suggesting it.

I'm not a friend. Do other people like that suggestion? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. All right then. That's it right there. She's not a friend of mine.

You're basically, so you're telling me to put my mouth on his cock. Put your mouth on his cock. Yeah. How does that sound?

That sounded very animal. A great friend. By the way, human beings are not the only animals to have oral sex. Really?

Did you know that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, first of all, bonobos do.

They do a lot of going downtown. Really? Yeah. Eating out.

Yeah, they do. They lick each other. I think they do very well. You know, they lick each other's genitalia.

I'm a bonobo then. Yeah, but so do other animals, right? Sometimes. Yeah.

Bears do it like crazy. Yeah, dogs do it. Bears masturbate like crazy. And masturbate?

Oh, yeah. Totally. That's awesome. Yeah.

It is. Okay, microphone. Let me grab this mic because it's, I'm going to grab it. Okay.

That's okay. Oh, you got another mic. Oh, you got your own. Perfect.

Okay, so you hold this one, Kitty. Kitty, you hold this one. Common bearded. Oh, great.

So you look just adorable. You're a bunny now. Anelma bunny. Look at this bunny.

Aw, that's cute. Just an adorable bunny. Have you got the bunny? I want some kitty ears.

Uh-huh. You want some kitty ears. Okay. I'm going to give you a toy.

Oh. If you like. A basket of toys. A basket of toys.

Right. This is fun. Alia. Okay, so how are we doing over here?

Couple number one. Oh, let me have the mic here. Couple number two. Yeah, how are we doing?

So basically, we just have to get the penis inside of this thing here. With your mouth on it. Uh-huh.

Right, right. I think you have to come around this way. Okay, so. In a long time since I've seen this.

Do you want to do this? Sure. I mean, you're new. That was romantic.

Seemed romantic. Oh. There's a little silence just in case you're wondering, because you're on the radio, you know, you should actually spring

for it on DrSuzzi.TV and pay the fee, brothers and sisters, for the membership so you can watch, because we're all kind of tongue tied a bit. This is triple X.

Yeah. This is the triple X, but sometimes it happens. But triple X, you pay for that shit. Oh, right.

That's true. You want to watch, you got to pay. You don't get this on Natchi. Actually, you do.

You get the animals doing it. Yeah, exactly. Animals do it. And you get it for free.

It's weird, isn't it? It's like a weird thing. Well. What's separation?

What's the really separation? Where do we get? Where do we lose that? Yeah.

Well, we lost it probably, I think, with farming, with the invention of farming, which was probably a woman's fault. But once we learned where the babies come from and how to farm, we thought it would make life easier.

But, you know, it kind of created all this. But I mean, I have mixed feelings about it, because I probably wouldn't have survived in primeval times. No.

You know, I actually had this thought the other day. I would venture to guess that 90% of men, they're very... Uh-oh. See, that's...

Your snake's naughty. Okay, don't spank her, though. No, I won't. She's sweet.

But I would say 90% of men saw their first hits in National Geographic Magazine. Yeah. Guilty.

Yeah. You saw your first hits in National Geographic Magazine. I'm glad you're bringing up National Geographic. And it's great for an institution like National

Geographic has been around for 120 some years. I know. To be able to enable and open the minds of young men. Right.

And give them something to jerk off to besides Playboy, like some real women, some different, you know, interesting... Yeah.

The first hits I ever saw was Daryl Hanna and Splash, so... Oh! Okay, well, she's a mermaid.

And they were a good one. There you go. Yeah, it's like an animal. Right.

Is a fish an animal? Yes. Mermaid, yeah. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Now, she's doing a really good job, I think. Yeah, she is. Really?

She's doing a good job. She sucks like candy. I want to suck soy like that. You know what Beasley has to say.

Candy. Sucks cock like candy, I guess. Beasley, is she doing a good job? Blow puck.

Yeah. Good. You gave the thumbs up. You gave the mic up to Beasley and ask him if he's doing it.

Oh, I'll ask him. Is she doing a good job? She's doing a great job. She's doing a great job.

I don't know if he wants to try the tanga, but he does. I don't even need that. No, I know, but we're showing this to the guys. There are guys out there who may not have a partner

and maybe need a tanga. And by the way, they sell these in art museums. This is created by an artist. What's the name of the artist?

Can you read that? Tell me the name of the artist that creates these tangas. He's a Japanese guy. Anyway, their website is amazing, by the way.

I went to their website the other day. You can have it made custom for your penis. Basically, you go and you put the dimensions in. It's all flash and it's all crazy looking.

And it'll actually do basically a model of your penis when you put it in there. It's impressive. Yeah, I think that Kim is impressive.

She is making a model of Beasley's penis. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. It is a beautiful thing.

It is. Good job, Kim. Good job, huh? Yeah.

That's how you do it. Okay. Keith Haring. Keith Haring is the artist.

Tanga, Keith Haring. And here we go. It looks like Kim's the artist right now. Well, you're right.

Who said that? That was your friend. I did, Didi. Didi, Didi.

You're enjoying this, aren't you? Yeah. She's doing so great. She is.

Yeah. She really is. And she looks really cute in her bunny ears. Right?

Her little Minnie Mouse ears. Really cute. Don't stop. Keep it going.

Keep it going. But for her, laughing is like moaning. It's part of sex. Yeah.

Right. She like, you know, that's part of it. You still have my snake? I didn't see it.

Did you let her go? No, she's doing her thing. She's doing her thing. Ah, even the garden.

Even. She got her own snake. It's funny, you know, you talk about that laughter thing. When I've been faced with death a few times by animals.

I do the same thing. I laugh. You laugh. It's so funny when you get those.

It's a nervous. No matter what intimate moment you're talking about. Intimacy is intimacy. When you get to that primal layer.

Well, they call the orgasm the little death. Because you like, you meet your maker. You know, you come to that crescendo of life. So when you almost die, it does.

I mean, I've had a few near-death experiences. Not with animals. I've died so many times. Well, with human animals.

I've died so many times. You have. Freaking ache. I bet you have.

That's what turned you into a freaking ache. Freaking ache. I like that word. Well, I just want to make sure it doesn't turn off our lovers here.

If he talks about when he almost died from an animal. It's okay. Okay. Tell us about that.

No, I mean, many times I have been attacked by a mountain lion. I got scars to prove it on my arm. My chest. Oh, let's see your scars.

You know, as a kid, I always wanted that. Can we show his scars? Where's my photographer? Oh, he's busy taking pictures of the naked girls.

Here, come in here. Lisa, take a picture of Nat Geo Casey's scars. Okay. There's one there.

I think you should take your shirt all the way off. I'll do it. Okay. I'm going to show you this one here too.

Oh, he's got it. He's got it. Okay. He's got it on.

He's got it on. It's not bad. You have to help him with this. I think.

He's already gone far enough. I know it's a big difference so far, but I think it's. So anyway, I was attacked by wolves. I've been attacked by black wolves.

He's getting hard at hearing about being attacked by wolves. That's very manly of you. It is actually. Yeah.

How does that feel, Beasley? Where's the microphone? No. How does it feel?

I want to know. He just said. I got soft from it. Oh, yeah.

We have to be a little honest. It felt good on the foot though. Yeah, I did it. But you know, I mean.

I still don't know what it is. You can play with it at home. It's yours. And let's hear it for Beasley.

Kim Candy. Great song. I mean, we have mixed feelings about the tango. You know, and, but how did you feel about Kim's performance?

Fucking awesome. Great. You better say that. And how did you feel?

Great. Great. Okay. Well, you're a star.

But what is it though? But what is it? We'll ask so many questions next time. Right.

She's a star. I would think that that wouldn't be. It goes over. Oh, so she don't.

Oh, it looks like it. Take care of that. Maybe it's like. How does it taste?

Ew. Well, you can tell that we are not purchased by our corporate sponsors. Right.

You can tell that. We have the sponsors. We try the things. I'm so glad you don't sell out like that.

You know, we're, I'm trying to make them sell out, but they're being honest. And so this is what, what, what happens. But you know, I mean, it's a cool thing.

It's a cool thing. If I was a guy, I wouldn't use that. Okay. You're going far enough.

I'm not sold yet. No. Hey, you know, it's got, it's, it's an interesting thing. And, and we are hot as off to you for getting it in the

museum of modern art. Okay. So next subject where look at the girl. Yeah.

Yeah. I think you can go back to engineering. We can have another hand for Beasley. Okay.

And, and now would, would you like to ride the city? We decided that she's going to ride the city in first and she's going to squirt on me.

Oh, okay. Yeah. She does that on command. Without even a command.

She does it. Well, until recently I was kind of grossed out by squirt, but then I had a girlfriend squirt in my mouth.

And now I'm over it. Now I love it. All right. Now the thing is, I don't know if this is a good

position. What do you think maybe, maybe you could be below her while she's, cause you know, you could be on top here.

Now is this used or do we need to change? Teja. Teja has a lot of jobs. All right.

Well, I'm looking out for you. No. Yeah. Good looking out.

I don't want no STDs. That'll fuck up my sex. Right. So Teja is, uh, is a bird and a tree and Dr.

Susie. Everything. I like your cake. Oh, thank you.

Yeah. The zebras. Yeah. And I like the bondage restraint.

Yeah. Very pretty. Did she say, did she say a rabbit? She said rabbit.

No. I see. Yeah. Okay.

So we are getting our Siberian red, ready for another ride. Squirting. Do females ever squirt in, in, in the wild?

I mean, besides human females. Interesting question. You haven't seen that. Well, how would you determine if it's squirt

or pee if it's an animal? Well, cause it would be happening during sex. I guess.

True. I'm talking about if it's like part of the sex. Well, that's how you could tell from a human. Yeah.

Pretty much. Well, other than tasting it. Yeah. Also the coloring.

I mean, yeah. Right. I did some of a bat that has a tongue. That's a third of his length of his body.

Wow. That's a third of the length. And so do they put that in perspective? They do a lot of oral sex.

Yeah. I mean, they do whatever they want to do. Vampires. They do that.

They're like other animals, like, you know, wow. I mean, people are very turned on by animals,

obviously. Yeah, absolutely. You know, I mean, the whole vampire myth is about wanting to be a bat.

You know, we just love that. All right. So we have a lot of activity here. Do you need help?

Oh, I see. We're doing our Agua shots. Agua shots. Agua shots.

Agua shots. No. No. Everyone is under over 21.

I turned 18 yesterday. Just kidding. Just kidding. I turned 16 two hours ago.

Oh, naughty, naughty. Okay. People are all fooling me. He's talking about my state killing people.

And you like boobies. It sounds like a good t-shirt. All right. Here we go.

Now don't drink it yet. Don't. This is basically the drink of champions. This is here.

Here we go. I want one of those. This is Agua. Agua cocolife liqueur, brothers and sisters.

Agua, not Agua. Here we go. A little product placement for this here. Okay.

And Agua is made from the cocolife, which comes from the rainforest. But it's perfectly legal. And first, yeah, Kitty knows how to do it.

Okay. Here you go. Oh, you're going to do this. You are.

Awesome. Okay. You know, are you going to do it together, even though you've never been sexual?

This is sort of a half sexual thing. It's not a really totally sexual thing. Okay. I'll have half, three-fourths, whatever.

Okay. Okay. Half, three-fourths. Oh, nice.

You got so excited from your girlfriend's performance. I know. Have you ever seen her perform in person? No.

Well, on camera, I have. She's pretty good. I was watching. When you were watching when she was filming, yeah?

Yes, in filming. Not in person. Not in person. She's stingy.

Oh. She did great. Okay. Yeah.

So now you lick the body part, and then you put the salt on. Okay. And then you lick the salt,

and then you take the shot. So where's the salt? Where's the salt? Okay.

Okay. So they're commandeering the salt right now. I don't know if I can shoot it all though. I'm a worse with alcohol on my lightweight.

Okay. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. But balls up.

I like the licking part. Yeah. Do the licking. Just take a sip.

Just take a sip. You don't have to. Look at. Yeah.

Here. This is better. You give me a water down run. Okay.

Right. Okay. Yeah. She's a little Disney girl.

Just turned 18. No. She's over 21. Even though she looks like a kindergarten teacher,

which she used to be. Yeah. Yeah. Mm.

Oh, look at that. Lipstick marks. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Good job. Down the hatch kitty. Yummy.

How was it? Yeah. I have to give the microphone to her. I like this girl.

Okay. Oh, okay. She did it down the hatch. Oh.

That was something. Can you hurt yourself from jacking off too much? You know, I get this question all the time. Is it always from the same guy?

A lot of guys ask that question. Can you? You can only hurt your social life because you're home all the time. That's all.

No, but you're not going to hurt yourself. You might get skin abrasions, especially if you have calluses on your butt. I've hurt myself masturbating.

You have. You would. I've given myself blisters from using the Hitachi like four, five hours in a row.

Wow. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, there's a, you know, anything good you can have too much of.

I bet. You know, I mean, you drink too much. Shake yourself jacking off. You can hurt yourself.

So you're giving your bliss. That's so cool. I've never heard of that. You can hurt yourself from too much regular sex, right?

Yeah, definitely. You can tear up your asshole and all kinds of stuff. That's not good. Well, yeah.

I mean, there's too much of a good thing is, is too much. Of course. I mean, you can always. You can eat too much.

You can eat too much. You can, you can even love too much. I can hear you. Yeah.

Well, not pure love. No, but you can love too much. But you can fuck too much. That's for sure.

And you can fuck yourself too much. Too much of a good thing. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful though, you know, because usually our society tells us that too much begins

when we've just gotten started. Right. It's wonderful until it starts hurting. So that's why we say go ahead and masturbate.

But I do have a few clients that do it like 12 hours a day. So you guys. Oh, masturbate? Really?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, some guys just go crazy. Usually when they're laid off.

I think that's insane more than crazy. You know, a lot of times masturbating like that, like too much is because you're not doing anything because you're, you know, lazy.

That's when you become behind. I masturbate on the boredom. Okay. So did you do your lick?

Yeah, it's my turn. You did. Okay. We got a lick going on here.

Okay. And lick it and then salt it. There she is. It's salt.

It's coke. Okay. I'm taking the microphone away because. Any guys want to volunteer for me to lick them?

Oh, that's a lot of salt. Somebody needs a lick. That's welcome. It'll be part of the party.

Yeah. Come on. Guys, do you want to lick? Or does that, will that ruin your contractor?

Or do you want to lick off-camera? All right. Oh, Eve, we'll put Eve away. Hey, Nori, can you put Eve away?

I like Eve. Oh. Eve makes me feel. All right.

Keep Eve. Keep Eve. Okay. That's fine.

That's fine. And we have another call from Adam. What are they talking about masturbation all the time? All right.

Why do some men prefer masturbation to sex? I don't know. Because you don't have to do it with somebody else. Because you're a loser.

Weird. Because it's sex with someone you know you love. Yeah. Right?

Or because it's safer. You don't have to face rejection. That's true. There's a lot of good reasons.

Insecurity issues. Exactly. Well, and you don't have to do any work. Right.

You just are worried about yourself. That's why. Yeah. Come into my jungle.

My enchanted forest. Your intended forest is great. The enchanted forest of naked chicks. God, I feel better.

Okay. Oh, good. Okay. You feel better.

Yeah. Because I was wearing that latex dress. Are you going to help these girls do their thing? They have to teach them now.

Although you've been observing. Oh, you've been observing me? Well, you've been observing, right? I've been observing.

I like body shots. Okay. So you want to do it off each other? Come on.

You've got to be naked though. Friend, we've never done anything off each other. Let's do it. Oh, friendship.

Bloom. Yeah. You see, there's not such a big step. It's old.

From friendship to. It's not. To love or ship. To love or ship.

Right. It is another aspect of love. Absolutely. Okay.

So let's go, Kim. Okay, Kim. I'm ready. Look at those beautiful boobies Kim has.

See, the Tenga, if it had boobies like that. Andreas might have liked it better. The Tenga doesn't have no boobies. Okay.

Oh, look at this. Friends. It's so beautiful. Something about friends.

That's like bonobos. Bonobo girls are all friends, and they're not sisters, interestingly, but they have this sisterhood

that they establish through sex. Not bad at all. Not bad. So I need to hear from you ladies.

How was that? That was the first time you licked your friend's nipple. That's the first time I've licked my friend's nipple. Well, let's have some applause, please,

for friendship. Thanks, guys. You're so supportive. Yeah.

Well, we are, because it's hot. I know, right? But also, because there's no reason to not like it. To not lick my friend's nipple, right?

Right, it's a clean nipple. Yeah. So how did you like it? Did I do a good job, friend?

Did I do a good job? You did a great job, but I like my nipples licked, so. Anyway.

By anybody. Anybody. Really? Okay.

Well, that's cool. Yeah. So might as well be by her. How about licking nipples?

Would that be something you would be more selective about? I like nipples. Okay. Do you want to lick your friends?

I'll lick your nipples. Ooh. Okay. Here we go.

Friendship. Licking. Nipple licking. Yeah.

No, where's you got the salt? I'll sneak it out. Yeah. You got a little salt thing right there.

Okay. Get your salt, brothers and sisters. This is the Agua Shop. How you doing with the snake?

You can't lick the salt off my snake. Hold my shot. Right. You could lick the snake though a little bit.

Here, you want a microphone? Okay. That doesn't reach. So you have to come more to the center of the bed.

Here. I'm good. I'm not going to lick your snake. I promise.

Oh, thank you. So, but she is, you know, enjoying you. I like the salt. Yeah.

You're licking my salt. You're looking for an opportunity to lick. I think for you. You should take your shirt off and you might get more opportunities.

Okay. So how we doing over there? Oh. Well.

Yeah. So that's Kim Candy. That was good. First time licking your friend.

DT's. It's my first time licking her nipple. But I've lived nipples before. No, I know you've nicked nipples.

Right. I've licked nipples before. This is my first time licking her nipples. Right.

Well, that's a special thing though, because you've never done that. It is. We'll be closer to you. Now you're not going to regret it, right?

Never. Right. You don't want to marry her or anything. I don't want to marry her.

No, but it's something you did and, you know, it's a thing. It'll bring us closer together. Right. Right.

It's a cool thing. I feel closer to you already. Okay. And here you are.

Bunny. Bunny. Bunny. Bunny.

Bunny. Bunny. Bunny. Bunny.

Here we go. watching me for tomorrow's shoot. Can't control it. We'll see what happens.

So let's see, because I'm ready. I have never seen this in person and I am very curious. See what it actually looks like. You guys can just go over there.

That's it. I've got the microphone here. Get off my mic. Yeah.

Thank you. OK. I am so ready. Look at her foot.

OK, so Aliyah. I'm not sure where you want to position yourself. Where do you want to position yourself for this? Just want to kind of lay down there.

There you go. So she gets sort of squirt on you. That way it won't get on your hair. I want to watch.

So this is the grand opportunity. Oh, and here's Jux Lee in a tuxedo. We have squirting happening. Why don't you come on up here?

Come on up here in your tux. It looks a little good. Do you mind if you get squirting all over your tux? I mean, she hasn't so far squirted that far,

but maybe she will this time. Should I get closer? Yes. You know, a little closer, but not too close.

Don't obscure her, but get right under her, I guess. OK, here we go. This is great. He looks like he went to a wedding.

I'm going to get how do you like it halfway up. OK, so first we have to turn it on. OK. That right there is intense.

OK, do you want to operate it or? No, I'll operate it. Then let me have it up here. OK, here we go.

She's taking off. It's happening. It's about to happen. It's about to happen.

Yeah. Yeah. OK, here we go. I'm going higher.

That's it right there. Oh shit, she is squirting. Yeah, squirting. Female ejaculation in the jungle, brothers and sisters.

Let's hear it for Sister Kitty, Twinkle Toes, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Squirt. Ready to cool down, or is there more? Cool down, cool down.

OK. And now to cool us all down is Tejas Squirting. Here we go. Cools us all down, yeah.

It's all right, brothers and sisters. It's holy water. How was that? Yeah, Avrita, holy water.

How are you feeling? I feel relaxed. Yeah, you do. I bet you do.

And how did it taste? That was beautiful. Yeah, it was like a fresh spring shower. Absolutely.

And what part of you got showered? I couldn't really see. Just my tongue. Your tongue?

Not in your hair. Not in my hair. That's so beautiful. You're not just a flowy ocean, whatever.

Let it flow, let it flow. Did you get to witness that? I did, yeah, it was like old faithful. Yeah.

So far, we only know of human animals, female animals that do this. So I know, so I know. OK, but we've got to look for this in the wild.

That's your mission. It's funny because I never thought that I could squirt until, you know, like five months ago. And I was shooting a bondage, like,

orgasm denial type of thing. And then it was a chick dominating me. And then all of a sudden it's like, bleh. Well, when you make a sound like that,

it sounds like it's coming out the other end. Oh, no, but I'm making that sound effect because it was a surprise. I was like, oh, shit.

Wow. And again, the shit. OK, never mind. We're talking about animals here.

They sometimes have no control. So are you having fun, Alia? I'm having a great time. Oh, see, you were nervous before.

I know. You even tweeted about your nervousness. I know, I know. Isn't that extreme?

OK. So you're not nervous anymore? No, I'm not. And I'll definitely be back.

And I'm glad you were nervous. You are? Yes, because nervousness is the opposite side of the coin of excitement.

As I'm sure that Casey knows, if he's not a little bit nervous before a new encounter, then he's not that excited. No, if you're not nervous.

A little bit, yeah. Then you're not living. You're not living. It's a little spice in your enchilada.

Too much nervousness spoils the meat, of course. So you don't want to be paranoid. But a little nervousness, it just keeps us, the alert animals that we are,

ready for something new. Kitty was really beautiful. I can't say she wasn't. Who?

Oh, Kitty. Kitty was beautiful. She was beautiful. Do you squirt?

Would you like to squirt? I don't know. Sure. That would do it, do it, do it.

But it needs to be clean, though. I'm freaking dirty it, dirty it. What's gone? That was my, what are you supposed to be a piglet?

And do you have a buttplug tail? What's going on there with that outfit? That was my first time seeing someone squirt. And it was all that I thought it was going to be.

And you'd never seen someone squirt from there. Hallelujah, sister Kim. Well, you deserved it after that major blow job. You did good.

And you need to, so you got to learn something. This is your College of Cardinal Knowledge. Yes, I hope to be back next week. Yeah, I hope to be back any time.

And I'm sure that you got it in with the engineer right now. Are you kidding me? I'm addicted to the Sybian machine. Yeah, Kitty has to have her weekly Sybian squirting orgasm.

This is my fifth Saturday. You've been here five sideways in a row? Yeah. I'm a freaking Sybian whore.

I've never seen a Sybian whore like this before. You can come over to my house who's my Sybian whenever you want. Imagine you can actually see a radio show, wow. Imagine you can see a radio show.

Imagine. Let alone a squirting radio show. Yeah, squirting. And with characters and plans, yeah.

It is a bit of a Disney style. Are you going to get on the Sybian? No? I don't know.

Look at Twinkle Toes here. Now's your chance, girl. She wants to get on the Sybian. It's like a structure.

It's as if I'm home. Like you're floating in the universe and you're running to her. We have chaos now. Pleasant chaos.

By the way, since you do bears, and I, you know, all the, oh, this bear is losing his pants. Hey, Dr. Suzy, where's Evie? Is she in bed? Evie is with the experts.

She's getting nervous. Evie can freak out from sporting. Looking for my snake. Right.

Okay, so this is, uh, this is my bear. Welcome to Expedition, oh wait, Expedition Gone Wild. Yes. We're here with the star of Nat Geo's, blah, blah, Expedition Wild.

No. This is the chaos part of the show. We're observing these creatures in a natural habitat. Yeah, I mean, it's like, if you look at it, it's like, it's very obvious.

It's like, I've been, I've been spending days in a blind waiting for this moment. You have. To be among humans. She's behaving like animals.

Through torrents. Through the love. Who started the theme tonight? The temperatures.

I've sat in patience waiting for this moment. But you didn't get to have your agua shot. Would you, you have your choice of breasts, I think. Yeah, these are, these are the weapons of mass discussion on the radio.

It's a liquor, you know what I'm talking about? Liquor. Liquor, right. Loosens you up.

And leads to sex. I'm upon me. Have you ever gotten an animal drunk? Yes.

Right? How did that happen? Haven't we all? Actually, actually, Brutus likes beer.

Brutus, the bear. Yes. This is the bear. This is the bear that you live with.

Brutus likes beer. You live with. He does, yeah. Yeah.

Who doesn't like beer? Me, I don't really like beer. Wine and oas. Oh, wow.

Oh. Yeah. But you know, I mean, he likes to. I was in the bar watching all this stuff, man.

Now, have you ever seen Brutus having sex? Brutus having sex? Brutus, I've never seen Brutus, I've actually have seen Brutus have sex. I've seen him masturbate more.

Master bait. Yeah. For you. No.

For a girl that he does very well. Have you ever seen a radio show like that? I've seen many. I've seen nobody have seen a radio show like this.

I'm sure you. Well, you know what George Carlin said? If God had intended us not to masturbate, he or she would have made our arms shorter. You know, they're not there.

And that's the truth. So true. I'm on my zebra. Whoo.

Okay. So what are we doing here? Are we doing something? Oh, you're going to get on.

Okay. Everyone else has. All right. So Susie, before we perform this.

Oh, I just want to say one thing while we're cleaning. We're cleaning this. I want to say RIP Rest in Peace. Gore Vidal.

Gore Vidal. Who was one of my great inspirations in life. And just mine also. A lot of people's inspirations.

Yeah. He's famous for so many things, including saying there is no such thing as a homosexual or heterosexual. There are only homo and heterosexual acts or something to that effect.

And you know, just, you know, we're not, don't pigeonhole people in that way. We're, we're the same species. And, and we, we all have different kinds of sex acts that we do. And the other death circumstances.

And he said, I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. That's a wise man. And he did another one. We're a wise guy.

He's a wise guy. It's hard to succeed. Others must fail. You know, that's wicked.

That's competitive. All right. But RIP. Gore Vidal.

We love you. And Holly. And Holly, of course, let's do a little tribute for Holly next week.

Holly Stevens. Okay. Oh, you're putting, I thought you were putting the Tenga on.

I almost looked like it. I think he's getting ready again on the pole. Oh, she's got a ballet dance on the pole during your Sybian. Wow.

You know, you're gonna, you're gonna, it's going to be a climax. I warn you though, Sybian's kind of driving me crazy. Crazy?

Like I, I scream really, I go into another dimension. It's not like the Aurora Madman. No, I just, I scream really loud. That's fine, you can scream as loud as you want.

I go crazy a little bit. Teja is tearing apart some simple fabric that we got at Smart & Final. It's just plastic from Smart & Final to cover it.

We should go shopping. Can you, can you say my, when you scream, can you just say my name? They're all part of the sex drama.

I still can. Smart & Final. Oh, Bearman. Oh, Bearman.

This is a Brontosaurus condom hair. This is gigantic. Okay. Usually people pay $6.99 a minute for that.

Okay. Just saying. No, you are. Just saying.

He asked me to bone his name while I come. Yeah. Keep, keep track of the minutes and I'm totally gonna pay for that.

Oh, Bearman. Yeah. He's got a freebie. He will pay $6.99 a minute for that.

So maybe he'll take you to his next big... $6.99 a minute. Oh, God. Okay.

Yes, deal. Yeah. What'd you go to today? Some fight, right?

Some crazy fight you went to. What do I miss? Some crazy... Did you go to that fight?

Were you fighting? I went to USC right before I came here. That was a big fight. I went from animal to animal.

Come on. That's like, you know, they were kind of ripping each other apart. Yeah.

Animal to animal. Well, yeah. I love it. I love it.

Thank you for allowing... But I mean, are you a lover or a fighter? You're not a fighter. You don't seem to be.

I'm an animal. We are. A lover and a fighter. I love her and a fighter.

Wow. Okay. That's for the next show. We're gonna see how it goes.

Yeah. We're gonna do kickboxing. You ever been on an expedition like this one? Casey?

Yes. Yeah. Really? Wow.

You're doing a great job. Where was that? In Costa Rica or something? Where'd you go?

Where was that? You know, I mean, not as good as this one, but in some way. Oh, okay.

Yeah. In some way. I'm also a man. Well, we're all human beings here so far,

except for Eve. Yeah. You want an attachment? Did you want an attachment?

Oh, she's gonna use an attachment, a big one. Wow. The big one.

No, no. She's gonna use... We have a finger. Wow.

That's a little bit. Yeah. Okay, here we go. No, it's okay.

That's... If that's a big one, mine's huge. That's fine, we'll take that. I'm not a size queen.

No, no. She wants to keep her pretty pussy pristine. I always say that. Pristine.

You are pristine. Pristine. Your princess pristine. That's what you are.

I like that. Is that an animal? It was a man. I hope somebody is filming our camera men

who have animal heads on. Actually, I'm... Could I have my other finger? I'm the expert here.

That was actually the mating call button. Did you need a match? That was the mating call of a beaver. Oh, beavers.

I think we have a lot of beavers up here, actually. Thank you. And we have a pussy pipe. Okay.

So we now have... Now we want to get a condom. I like that. Ew.

No, sorry. Well, just kidding. You've got to do that. I promote safe sex.

Imagine you turn on your TV and you see this. We're not totally in the jungle, brothers and sisters. We are actually in... No, I promote safe sex.

I was joking. I've been doing commercials all night. Yeah, no. I'm a fan of condoms.

You know what I'm saying? It's not easy to do the safe sex with the Sybian. I know. But we do.

Here we go. All right. I'm afraid I'm going to fall. Oh, now it smells like the jungle.

Disney's got nothing on us. I can tell you that. No, baby. Okay.

No. Okay, here we go. I am. Let me say hi to him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so we're going to turn the revolving thing down. So you've got to... It's got to be down before you get up on it.

Okay, so here she is. Aaliyah Love is just amazing. She's at the beginning of the alphabet. And she is number one in multiple ways.

She is number one. She is now getting on the Sybian with the attachment. And she is beautiful, brothers and sisters. She is amazing.

She looks underage, but she is not. No, no, she's over 21. We have her ID. Twinkle Toes is dancing while this is going on.

Okay, so... And she's a national girl. Now, here we go. We're turning it on.

I warned you guys. It's going to get a little crazy. It's going to get a little crazy. No, I don't squirt.

Don't worry. They can't sleep. I'll keep my DNA to myself. Yeah.

Here we go. We're turning on the vibration first. Little by little. But she's experienced.

She can take a little more. That's not a weird dream. And now here goes the revolving part. Okay, here you go.

Do you want to hold her mic? So you want to hold her mic so she doesn't have to do anything. I got it, girl. You got it.

I got it all. You're so controlling. It's cool. How much they charge at Disney?

Great. Yeah, hold it. Hold it. Be like a rock star.

$80. Sing it out. Come here for 20 bucks. Yeah.

Get Disneyland. I look at this view. Look at this view. Mmm.

And she's going to dance now. Naked ballet with kitty twinkle toes. And Aliyah Love on the Sybian. Riding it with the attachment.

I already shot 10 scenes today. So my pussy is very happy. National Geographic is on the scene. Observing the animals.

In the wild. I've sat years in a blind for this moment. Yeah. Waiting.

Watching bears masturbate. Sound. Finally. What's going on here?

Somebody has to get a shot at that. Get the shot off. Get the shot off. Get the shot off.

Get the shot off. Somebody's gotta take the shot. What are you doing to our producer? Get it.

Oh. Oh. I want to come up to you. Excuse me.

I hate, turn up a little bit while I talk to Suzie. Yeah, look at that. That looks like one of those ducks on the show or something. Have you ever seen this show?

It's like these animals. You're trying Dr. Suzie. No more. It's all about the wild.

Sing your fun. You're beautiful. Thank you. You're exquisite.

You're amazing. You're God beyond belief. You're listening to radio. It's live.

She's sharing the love in the jungle with National Geographic. Oh, my God. Now we're in the jungle, baby. Oh, yeah, Casey's at the back.

These animals are incredible. I'm going to pee in my cotex in a minute. They're blonde, but no bows. I did not hear.

Let's hear it for Leah Love. Leah, you rule because two shorts sings about you. Oh, yeah. Why does two shorts sing about you?

Why not? Do you get a tango on him? I can answer any questions right after coming. I'm like, wait, what?

Are you two shorts too much, lover? Did he fuck you? No, I never fucked two shorts. Are you going to?

Would you? Probably not. Because he feels everyone up. No?

Does he? He feels everyone up. He's been to one of my photo shoots, but he remained a gentleman. No way.

He stayed in the living room and watched football while I was in the bedroom shooting porn. Yeah, right. I wasn't there. I would have had to do it in the office.

That's right. No time. The guy in there is watching football. All right.

Well, we love you too short. And our two short show is on Dr. Susie.TV right now. It's badass. And Tasia is rapping.

I pussy-pop and I rap. Yeah. Ooh, I want to see that. Very good.

She raps. You're a friend of two shorts. Oh, yeah. This is the...

Yeah, he follows me on Twitter. Absinthe? Absinthe. Uh-huh.

With the sugar. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Wow. With real wormwood. Thank you, Absinthe. And nobody gave us this.

We just went and bought this out on the shelf and stuff. You're right. Yeah, it just... Where did that stuff come from?

Absinthe. Very yummy. Absinthe. It's so yummy.

It's evil. It sure is. It is, huh? And we are...

It doesn't make you hallucinate. Well, you haven't had enough. I drink it many times and nothing's ever happened. Well, you are just a dream come true and that's why.

What? You want to sip? I love absinthe. Do you?

Yeah. Don't drink it all. Okay. No, no.

We have some more. But we're going to now, I think, wrap up our show, brothers and sisters. All right. We're going to take some pictures.

But we're going to take some pictures. Right. But before we do... So nobody leaves.

Okay. So we're... Casey, can you come up here? Yes.

And just, you know, sit by the naked chicks? Is that okay? I'm coming. Yeah.

Come on there, man. Casey. Okay. Teja's pussy popping.

Let's see it. Her tail is... Oh, she's got pretty pussy. Yeah, oh, it is.

Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Teja is my producer.

And she is a bonobo. Can I have the bonobo? Okay. They're up there.

All right. So Casey's up here. All right. So tell us, Alia, this is our testimonial part, which we may use for commercial purposes.

Oh. How... I'm just warning you. How did you enjoy your evening?

Oh, twinkle. It was amazing. I hope you invite me back. Aw.

Will we invite her back? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Woo. And where can we find you in the meantime? alialove.com and at alialove69 on Twitter. And too short.

Oh, and then she's going to... One more yes. Wait a minute. She's going to get a page on ours.

Oh, yeah. She's going to be a speakeasy star. As is everyone here. Everyone here is going to be a speakeasy star, which then links to your site.

Awesome. And we're creating a new community called Bonoboville. That's part of the payment. We've got no money.

You know what I'm talking about? And it's not your Facebook farm. It is going to be pro animal. That's right.

It's going to be a bunch of wild animals. Yeah. Absolutely. Bonoboville.

So, well, Alia, we love you. Thank you so much. You were better than we even thought. Just delicious.

You know, Max is going to talk to me about you tonight when we have sex. That's what we do. Awesome. Will you tweet me about it and tell me how it was after?

Absolutely. Oh, that's hot. I will. You're going to be the fan of me.

Are you going to be the... Where is he? Oh, is that your man right there? That's him.

That's him. Oh, okay. 20 years of monogamish-nish. Not quite monogamish.

Monogamish. I like that. Not quite. Not quite.

Yeah. Sort of monogamish. Because humans are not naturally monogamish. No, I agree.

I agree. It's a complete, you know, kind of structure we force upon ourselves. But anyway, that's another subject. So thank you so much.

You're beautiful. Don't ever change anything, right? Right. Okay.

And thank you. And leave those tits alone. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. Don't touch those. I'm not going to leave them alone. I'm going to be talking to myself tonight.

Leave those things right there. When I have sex thinking about Leah, too. Yeah. Yes, yes.

Okay. So did you have a good time? Did you have a good time? Oh, absolutely a good time.

And I mean... The best time. The most wild time I've ever had. What wild time?

And I spend my time in the wild. We need so much... Spokesperson. This is the most untamed...

Okay, there we go. Off the chains. Wow. Moment I've ever had.

Off the chains. And... I got a monkey. You're the best.

You're the best. Bring me back. Bring me back. Yes, yes, yes.

You are your big bear. Me and my snake. We love Casey. Let's hear it for Casey Anderson.

Animal hand. Expedition wild. See the clap sign. Okay.

Here on the Dr. Susan Block Show. And moving right along. Yeah. Well, here we go.

I'll hold you drink. Now, this is Kim Candy. First time on the show, of course. But actually, it's everybody's first time.

We've got a bunch of virgins here, except for Kitty. So how was it? I had a really good time. It was really fun.

Yeah. How was my engineer? Great. Did he taste good and stuff or everything?

How did he taste? What's the flavor? What flavor? What flavor?

That's embarrassing. That's so expected. Come on. He might be minty fresh.

Minty fresh. Chocolate mint, okay. I had a really good time, though. Thank you for having me.

Yeah, I did the Sybian. You giggled your way through the Sybian, right? I had a really good time. It was really fun.

You licked the big breakthrough was the girlfriend. The girlfriend of the year. The girlfriend of the year. I had a girlfriend of the year.

Oh, hoca-hoca experience, brothers and sisters. I had a really good time. Right. Okay.

Well, awesome. So Kitty is up. She's busy doing ballet. And I'd like to hear from the girlfriend, though,

and then Kitty. So girlfriend, DT. BV. How was your evening?

Good. It was good. Yeah. You sound surprised.

We didn't know what to expect coming into this, actually. We really did. I don't think you can know what to expect. You can, but it was really good.

It was really fun. We'll definitely come back. Whatever you might expect, it's going to be something else. It's not going to be quite that.

Although I think Freakin'nique's a little upset that he didn't get to lick anybody's titties yet. Who? But we're going to go into the party, the after party.

Who's got to lick nipples? No. Freakin'nique. You want him to lick who's nipples?

Sure. My nipples. Oh, your nipples. You want to come over here and do some nipples?

My nipples. I mean, he's got the absence. So that's not really the... Okay, you don't have to actually do salt.

You can just lick the nipples. Take your shirt off though, right? Licking my nipples. Am I right?

He should take his shirt off for this. Ready? Yeah. Okay, good to know.

No, that's not off. No. No, we want to see the muscles. Yeah, there we go.

Here we go. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. We got some salt for this guy.

Yeah. Oh, salt. No, he's just licking nipples. Where's the salt?

He's just licking it. Oh, he doesn't need salt. Okay. Well, I guess not.

No, he doesn't need salt. He's just licking nipples. Okay. We've gotten to that.

Seems like he does it well. Yeah. Okay. Does he?

No. Good. All right. Hey, we got it.

All right. We're all about love here on The Dr. Susan Block Show. And let's hear it for DT? DT.

DT. Yeah. The friend. Yes.

And now Kitty Twinkle Toes. Let's hear it for Kitty. Do you want to give her the microphones so she can say goodbye? Give her the mic.

Kitty, how was this show as compared to all the other four shows? Wild. Wild. Good word.

I like her. Okay. That is the word. Wild's the word.

Yeah. We love Kitty. Wild. She is a wild girl.

She came to us first as a bird. Yeah. I'm very quiet, but... Quiet.

Yeah, right. I don't think so. I could ever use the word quiet for you. DT.

Watch this. No, no quiet. No. You're not quiet.

You're like a predator that waits until you're ready to pounce. And then you pounce. There you go. She seemed quiet and shy when I first came in and I was all, oh, who's this girl?

I know. I felt that. Fair enough. I'm the same way.

What sign are you? Gemini. Pisces. Me too.

So we're bipolar. Oh, yeah. Kitty, you're bipolar. I'm Gemini too.

I don't believe in any of that stuff, but, you know, it's an icebreaker with chicks. But then she turned to me and said, we should both get naked. And I was like, I like... This girl.

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to get along just fine. Classy, not assy.

Okay. So is anybody else on the show? A little assy, but... We need to say goodbye from...

Okay. We're going to now say goodbye to the bonobos. Can I have that bonobo sign just to be a little... This is sort of like a public service announcement, public service announcement.

By the way, anybody who wants can lick the dildo that Aliyah sat on. It's delicious. Yeah, it's delicious. Because I don't want licking it.

It's not delicious. Brothers and sisters. Brothers and sisters. Brothers and sisters.

Thank you for being here with us tonight. I want you to be an animal, a sexy animal. We often think of animals as violent and they are sometimes. But they're also all about love.

And hey, we're violent when we go after all those cattle and birds and stuff. And we eat them and tear them apart with our teeth. We just shouldn't tear each other apart. We really don't have to.

The bonobos don't. I mean, the common chimps do it sometimes. But I think we're a little bit more bonobo. And in any case, even if we're not, because primatologists say we're about equal,

close to common chimps and bonobos, I think it's time for us to emphasize our bonobo nature for our own sakes and for the sake of the planet. Because otherwise, if we keep emphasizing this common-chimp baboon side of ourselves,

we're going to blow up the whole place. And then, you know. It's all fucked up, man. Yeah, it's all fucked up, man.

It's all fucked up. So instead of fucking it up, we should just fuck, you know. And other things. You know, outer course and intercourse and nipple licking.

And, you know, just shake hands. How about that instead of beating each other up? Yeah. So make like bonobos.

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Make like bonobos. Don't be fucking sharp shooters who are going to kill demonstrators. Because there's thousands of people storming your police station. You can't do that.

We're not in Iraq. Right. We're in America. How about instead of...

Here's my idea. This is my idea for the Anaheim police. What to do with the neighborhood. They got snipers.

This is a little bit... We're going to shoot the demonstrators. Just going to be a little bit controversial. Imagine that they had guns.

Instead of shooting. Or jewelry. They might get shot. They do, right?

Instead of shooting everybody. Throw condoms at everybody. Condoms. Condoms.

Little birth control. Well, not in Disneyland. That's Anaheim. We need a little birth control here.

You can't be throwing condoms around. Too many human beings. Mickey Mouse is there. You need more bonobos.

All these people. Right. So, no bullets. Just condoms.

Drop bras. Not bombs. And shoot films. Not people.

And make like bonobos. Not baboons. Make love. Not war.

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