Squirting Kink Month Kickoff

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, professors and porn stars, chefs and cam girls, kinksters and rappers and voters. Where are my voters? All you children of sex and we are all children of sex. We're the capital X. Can I get an amen? Can I get an A? Women! Yes indeed brothers

and sisters, lovers and sinners, welcome to kink month 2018. If you're tuned in live, this is our kink month kickoff. Absolutely we love kink month. It's the kinky dark month of October when we can get kinky and I am wearing pinkie. Pink for kink, yeah absolutely and maybe I need to talk. We need to vote but I need to talk. I mean really I need therapy tonight okay.

I'm a therapist by profession, that's my day job but tonight I need the Trumpocalypse therapy extra, extra strong. Yeah, let me give you some voting motivation okay. Let's turn down the music, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, please that music. It's beautiful. My signature music by a woman named Reagan actually, not the president

and high priestess productions that song is called opium. But listen brothers and sisters, listen good to the sound of America losing our humanity. Alexander the sergeant and arms will restore order in the gallery. The sergeant and arms will restore order in the gallery. It's a horror story. It's a horror movie.

The sergeant and arms has restored order in the gallery. He can't restore order in the gallery. They gotta pull those people out. Those screaming people who are screaming. The sergeant and the lines were restored or in the gallery. This is our Senate floor today.

The clerk may continue. If you're too dead alone. Mr. Barrasso. Mr. Bennett.

Mr. Blumenthal. Mr. Blunt. Mr. Blunt. Mr. Blunt.

That ain't no Blunt. Not the good kind. Not the good kind. Anyway.

Blunt. That is the sound. Blunt. Of America losing women's rights, yes, but just in case you think this is the boys against

the girls, which is how the Republicans like to frame it. It's not. It's not. Yeah.

The girls are going to lose their abortion rights, yeah. But the boys, if you're not part of the point, 001%, you're going to lose too. You're going to lose a lot of money that goes right into the pockets of the point, 001%. I'm sure I'm not using enough zeros there.

A very, very small percentage of the billionaires who need those tax cuts and they passed another one while we weren't even paying attention because we were so involved with the Kavanaugh soap opera, which I acknowledge I was involved. I've been trying to do my no Kavanaugh, you know, and I mean I feel partially responsible

because the ass hat, nothing to do with his Yale hat, went to Yale. But I am proud of my fellow Yalees who came out and exposed him for the mean drunk and liar and probably would be rapist that now we have on our Supreme Court. Yeah.

So we tried and you got to try, brothers and sisters. That's my belief. I know it feels kind of useless sometimes, especially because one of the things that Ms. Cavadope is going to do is make sure that our voting rights are little by little and

maybe a lot taken away, gerrymandering, denying people the right to vote, saying people are voting twice when they live in different states. Yeah, he's pushing for all of that for the rights of corporations, for the rights of the religious right.

That's not just people that go to church and synagogue and mosque and temple. That is the religious right. It doesn't care about, you know, what I learned was morality, you know? I don't know.

I mean, they just seem to care about power to get their agenda across. And well, they won today. I hope it's just a battle and not the war because it is a win for perma war, brothers and sisters. It's a win for the military industrial complex.

And it's a win for the prison industrial complex, putting more of our people in prison, enabling more police brutality. God, so much. The rights of the rich.

And of course, the implicit thing is, yeah, you know, you can get away with lying. I just have to say this. He got accused for molesting and sexually assaulting a girl, too. And now he's like a politician.

He just got accused for... Yes, yes, that's true. He got accused and, yeah, it wasn't proven. And in a court of law, if he was on trial, there wouldn't be enough evidence to put him in jail.

And that's true. He shouldn't necessarily go to jail. Maybe he should for, I mean, we didn't really try a case there. But this was not a trial.

This was a job interview, brothers and sisters. This was a job interview for a lifetime appointment that they and their own words pushed through. I think another word might be rammed through. It makes some of the boys, yeah, feel like, oh, yeah, let's rammer.

Let's ram that bitch. Well, let me just tell you, I'm for men's rights. I just told some people that interviewed me. I'm a feminist and I'm for men's rights.

I'm for the bonobo way of female empowerment and male well-being. And maybe our Democrats didn't emphasize that enough, boys. I acknowledge that. Our Democrats, the Me Too movement, sometimes they kind of just talk about female empowerment

and they don't emphasize that this helps us all. That this is male well-being that we are. Yeah, I know. And so, let me emphasize, this is not about women against men.

This is about people who are in the pockets of corporations who want to help themselves against regular people like you and me. Against people that work, against people that don't work, against everybody, you know? I mean, yeah, this is the, you know, it's a lot of white males, but we saw too.

There's some women that support this. There are some black people that support this. There are all kinds of people that hope that they're going to get some money from the corporate interests, from the American oligarchy.

There's always, you know, people that suck up to the rich, right? Except it ain't going to work no more. No. I mean, I don't know if we're going to win in November. I hope so. I'm rooting for us.

But, you know, those cries, those screams, I don't know. They're a little bit like excitement to, I know, a lot of Republican voters who are going to come out and go, yeah, we beat them. So we have to fight back.

And since I'm a lover, not a fighter, I mean, I do fight. I just don't kill people. I'm a bonobo. We got to vote. And, yeah, while this was all just monopolizing our attention,

they passed a big tax cut for the rich. And we found out that our Trumpus, here's the big baby, the devil Trumpus with his tiny little mushroom Mario Kart pee-pee with the Yeti pubes just as Stormy described it.

These two, we are going to put them in the corner in Bonoboville. They're under gag order and they're going to get spanked. And we found out that, well, I mean, who ever thought that he was a self-made man? I don't know anybody that follows the Trump crime family knew that he's not.

But we just found out that daddy Trump, Fred, the KKK guy, he gave baby Trump, who's still baby Trump, over $400 million to get him started. And by the way, it wasn't just over the table gift. It was very illegal.

Of course, the statute of limitations, which I am in favor of, does not allow them to prosecute for what went on in those days. But we know that Melania's jacket is ringing truer every day. They really don't care.

Do you? They're the toilet made of gold. They just care about their bank accounts, not the people, not the earth. And they care about their families, right? Because they think their families care about them, which I don't know.

I guess it depends. And the obscene, and you know, I don't like to use the word obscene about sex. I don't think sex is obscene. But the amount of money that these people are hoarding is obscene.

It's obscene because they're polluting the very air that we breathe with their greed. It's like getting farted in the face. That's what I feel like. The pigs are farting in our face. And no shame meant to pigs, actual pigs, who are kind of cute and pink.

Pigs are smart. Actually, pigs are cute and smart and pink. So, you know, I don't know about y'all. I know some people that come to Bonoboville are pro-Trump, very few, but some.

And some people that come to Bonoboville are apolitical. But it's been rough. I know, I was expecting it. Even though we kept saying, how could they possibly approve this guy?

I mean, all the things he's done. And really, the main thing is just how he behaved on the Senate floor. We don't have to know what he did in that room with Dr. Christine Blasey Ford. Although, yeah, I believe her.

And by the way, I don't believe all women. I don't like that hashtag believe all women or believe all survivors, because I think it's too simplistic. I think that all of us lie sometimes.

But that's a liar, if you're watching the screen right now. This guy, we know, Kava know, he lied about a bunch of things. I know he lied about what a devil's triangle is. I know he lied about what buffing is.

I know he lied about a lot of things. So, you know, he lied about his own calendar. He smelled his own shit right there. If you're a politician, you lie, that's pretty much.

He is smelling his own shit. That is the face of a man smelling his own shit. And it stinks. And he's trying to tell us to back off or else he's going to throw shit at us.

That's the kind of common shimp he is. I mean, like he's going to throw this shit at us. He is a spoiled brat. He is the essence of what they call, and I don't like to use these phrases,

because it's such a cliche, but white male privilege. And believe me, I went to school with a lot of them and had sex with quite a few of them. And no, they didn't force me. But not him.

But before I open up to my beautiful crowd here, my fantastic guests who are already getting excited, I just want to give myself a little Trumpocalypse therapy. I want us all to hear a sweeter sound than those anguished cries,

brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Let us hear the sound of the people. Let us hear the sound of the people cheering. Listen to him.

Of the 254 counties of Texas coming together in this great country at this critical moment of truth, they will define not only us, those of us who are here right now, but this country for generations to come.

And we cannot be found wanting the people of the future are counting on us while we can still get this right. But it's all people, no tax, all people, no specialization. Max, you don't mind if Fido O'Rourke comes to town if I have sex with him, right?

I don't mind. He reminds me a lot of Robert Kennedy. Isn't he? Yeah, very much like Robert Kennedy.

I mean, you couldn't see him there, but that is such a beautiful experience with all the people. And yes, it's for Democrats, Republicans, independents, all the people against, yeah, the non-people, the PACs, the corporations,

the special interests, because they're not people. Yeah, people are in their pockets. People work for the corporations, but they're not actually people. And that's what he's saying.

And it's the most bonobo message that I've ever heard since Martin Luther King said, I have a dream. I don't know, maybe there's been a few others, but that is a very, very bonobo message.

He is a Democrat, but he's, and I'm not all about the Democrats, you know. I mean, honestly, I don't know what I have mixed feelings about their performance during this confirmation, but they tried. Anyway, this guy, Beto O'Rourke, I never, ever, ever wished I lived in Texas, believe me,

but I kind of do now because I would like to vote for him. And of course, who's he running against? Oh, my God, it's like a fairy tale. The most odious senator, I don't know who's the most odious,

but one of the most odious is Ted Cruz, right? He is the biggest hypocrite because, yeah, he's so against any kind of sex outside of married sex to the woman that he allowed Trump to make fun of.

And he even said that people don't have a right to masturbate. You know, he did. He actually said that. And yet, he was caught liking porn on Twitter. Wow, of course.

Yeah, of course. So when you have a masturbation, police come at your door. Yeah. So, you know, I'm not against Ted Cruz because he went to Harvard, okay?

But really, we got to get rid of these guys one by one. And I don't know, Beto O'Rourke is my hero right now. So, yeah. So on that note, I would like to introduce my fabulous guests.

And yes, I've been talking behind my Trump pee pad here, which is made by Jeffrey Valance for the fabulous Dominatrix is against Donald Trump, who come here every once in a while and piss on Trump.

Might have to piss on a few more people now. Grassley, you know, the big twister. Flake. Actually, he's a flake, yeah, you know.

He reminds me of some of those guys that kind of pretend that they worship women, you know, while they're screaming at them in an elevator. And then when they get back to the room after they masturbate,

they just go back to being assholes. So I guess that's what Flake did. So anyway, I have a great group tonight. And I'm very excited to be here with friends and strangers.

And yeah, so Beelive is back. Chef Beelive. And I have a hat for you. You have to wear two hats.

This is my more favorite one right here, too. This one's Togetherism. Together. Yes, I'm going to have to switch it right now.

Together. It does match. It does match a little more. It does match a little more.

It's pretty G, right? Yeah, matches better. I remember when I left it here, it was quite sad. You did.

But now you have it back. And you are back. I am. And you've been gone for a while.

It's been a while, yes. And you went to Burning Man. No, I did not. Everyone always thinks I go to Burning Man.

I did. I know I asked him. I thought he did. Okay, rumors, rumors.

That was fake news. Hey, I'm always at Burning Man. I've lived the Burning Man life. Chef Beelive is like a constant Burning Man dancer.

Yeah, absolutely. Demi and I both. We're both just like always off on Burning Man. And we miss your fabulous lady.

I miss her. Danielle Watts. Yes, she is on her way back on a megabest. I'm wearing a button from our Splash and Art magazine.

Oh, I don't have a magazine here. My favorite magazine of all times. And this shows Danielle. So, Danielle, you are with us.

Yes, she is. Even though. She wanted me to send you her love. Your body is in here, which we love your body.

But we also love your spirit. Yay. And so, next to you is Ikkor the Wolf. There's the Wolfstown.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our rapper in residence. And both Susie Award winners, these two gentlemen here. We're very picky about our boys, our gentlemen that we have on this show.

A little easier. Gentle. Got to be gentle. Gentle.

Gentle, man. Oh my God. Especially please be gentle with us now. Exactly.

I don't get caught up in all that. Me too and all that. You know what? I believe in me too.

I just think that, you know. Include me. Include me too. Yeah, exactly.

I think we have to include men and everybody. I think we have to include everybody. We should none of us be abused. No.

And there's a lot of abuse going on, on the personal level, and on the public level. So we should speak out about all of it. People need to stand up for themselves.

And you know what? I mean, I was on offense really about the bringing up of these old allegations that are impossible to prove. But I saw that they were going to just push this guy through.

And I'm kind of glad that they brought it all up so we could see who he really is. We could see how he behaved sputtering and lying and crying. Crying not over, you know, people suffering. Crying over himself.

Crying not over the earth dying, but crying over himself. That, I mean, how can you have respect for that? How can you put that on the Supreme Court? Anyway, here is the sexy stranger, a new person to Bonoboville.

We are very excited to have Juicy Jenny. Thank you. Juicy. Happy to be here, you guys.

How you doing? I'm good. How are you? Good.

Well, I'm excited to have you here. And, you know, Bonobos love strangers, you know? I mean, they love to have sex with their friends, but an interesting stranger is even more exciting.

So I'm very Bonobo. You know about Bonobos? I do. Well, good.

I love your book. Yeah, all right. And I've seen some of your show, and I actually know about you. I know about you.

And you've got some interesting, what is this, a collar? She made that. For kink month. She made that.

Yeah, I make jewelry. Oh, you make jewelry. Yeah, I put together like weird boots. Those are cool.

Super dope. Those are very cool, and they match your stockings. Yes. Or socks.

Actually, this year is the same material. Well, as you can see, it was like a one-piece leotard at one time, and I just like cut that shit up. Nice.

So you are a lot of things from what I understand. I'm not going to say where a lot of hats. Bit of a chameleon. Yeah, you're an actress, and you're a cam girl.

Yes. Okay, I've gone in and out of camp. In and out. I'm kind of like...

Don't say that to Mitch McConnell. I don't know what to say. Can I just masturbate? I don't know what to say.

Hi, how are you? I don't know what to say. Nice. Good.

I just want to go into... I just want to know how to suck cock over there. Wow, there was a picture there. There you are.

Wow, that's impressive. Yeah, very nice. That was a fun time. Well, that is quite a talent.

Thank you. You have oral skills. She has dimples. That's a cute dimple.

Thank you. Yeah. And next to you, also in a collar, is our lovely assistant, Blossom Green. Key big green.

Key big green. I was wondering what color it was. Like green blue. Ah, very cool.

Very cool. What about you? Mine are green. So kink month, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

It is kink month. October is kink month. And we first learned about this from our friends at the stock room who just decided, you know, for the sake of sales, sex education, and good vibes to make October kink month.

I mean, there's Halloween in October, and there's darkness falling. Across the land. And, you know, it's a kinky time. So why not make it kink month?

So that's what it is. And, you know, it's like sometimes fear is a bad thing, but sometimes just a little bit of fear can be an aphrodisiac. You know, too much fear like fearing that your rights are being taken away by a Supreme

Court justice that's going to be in there for 40 years, that's not a turn on. In fact, I think I have a lot of people with PKSD calling me post-cabinus sex disorder. But, you know, small fears like, ooh, I'm wearing a blindfold, and I don't know

where my lover is, but oh, he's coming up behind me. And that's a fun kind of fear. That's the kind of fear that is an aphrodisiac. That kink is, you know, kind of known for.

It kind of mixes a little bit of the fear into, you know, into sex. So actually kink, I wrote here, kink is any kind of sex that Ted Cruz would legislate against, but would like on Twitter. Okay.

And you know what kink originally means, of course? It means something like a bend, like something that doesn't quite go straight. I mean, we've used the word so often, we kind of forget the original

meaning, which is a bend or a curve, something that isn't totally straight. And so, you know, kink can be a little bit, or maybe a lot, taboo in our rigid and getting more rigid society.

I mean, let's just say we kind of go back and forth and in and out of our rigidity, it seems. So kink is there to give us a little naughtiness, right? And hopefully, I mean, we won't have our naughtiness, our consensual

naughtiness made illegal by the non-consensual Supreme Court justices. When I think of kink, I think of the fetish industry. The fetish industry.

Just think of kinky or like get kinky. Well, I think like, yeah, kink is means almost like freaky nowadays. It's like, get kinky, get freaky.

It could mean anything. But it does. Enjoy yourselves. Somehow, even, I mean, let's just say it means something

different than what you usually do. Like, if you're usually very unconventional, then maybe the conventional would be kinky. Like, if you're always doing it in crazy positions, then the

missionary position feels kinky because it's different. You know, for me, when I got married, it was kinky because I'd never been married. So, wow, kinky.

It happens. It's definitely a feeling we get. Well, you've been married a few times, though. No, just once.

Oh, just once? I have just Danielle. Oh, OK. My head children.

Oh, you have children, OK. With their mother. I weren't married to their mothers, but all right. But you married Danielle.

So there's got to be something kinky behind that. Absolutely. There was something because we both, for one, at that point, when we decided to do it, to even get

together, like we didn't want to get married or anything. We didn't want to have a relationship at all. We were both on the tantric, kind of more

bonobo way. So it's cool because we ended up connecting and it was very kinky, our marriage, because it was like something that was taboo for both of us.

But at the same time, it was exciting and like you're talking about aphrodisiac kind of feeling to it. I guess relationships.

Well, they do have relationships. They don't get married. Never saw a bonobo with a ring on their finger.

And honestly, they're not terribly monogamous. Committed to everything. And everybody, the whole thing. This camera seems very washed down, I'm just

going to say. But all right. So, yeah. I mean, kink is anything that's a little

bit different. Could be different from what you are doing or I guess when you're camming, something kinky would be in the ears, eyes, and sensibilities

of the voyeur. Include lingerie usually. Could include some good lingerie. You know, I'm so used to lingerie.

I don't even think of lingerie as kinky. But yeah, you're right. lingerie can be kinky. For sure.

Especially with all the sports bras going on. She's got middle America. Those are just clothes now.

Yeah. Yeah. So, OK. So what makes you kinky?

I guess, like, I, basically, there's something that I really like, which is like, public. Like, masturbating in public.

Well, get on up here, girl. Let's get you up here. Let's actually get rid of my music because I've done all of the

bloviating I think I'm going to do right now. Most of the bloviating. I might do a little more bloviating,

but we can get rid of this. And so, yeah, here you are. Sit right up against Trump's balls. Yeah, that's good.

You can lean up against them. And here you are. Juicy Jenny. Well, Juicy Jenny, I don't know.

I mean, we have, we actually just fired this up. Oh, that thing. Yeah.

They sure have the batteries in it, you know. This is a my-free cab. You know what?

I had, the first time I ever used a magic wand was like, it was like fucking like a month ago. Oh, really? Yeah, the first time ever.

Really? And it was for a scene. Yeah. And it, like, I'm super sensitive. My clit is like, way...

That's from all those years of not using a magic wand. I guess so. I mean, you know, I love magic wand. And like, it was insane.

They desensitized it just a bit. No, it totally, it does. Yeah. So what do you want me to do with this?

Well, I don't know. You could brush your teeth. I know. I'm not sure. I want to find out a little bit more about you

before you do anything, actually. Before you masturbate, we'd like to know a little more. Well, I'm hoping you'll masturbate for us at some point, but that might...

I would like me to. I would love to. But I want to learn a little more about you. Yes, please do. The build-up. The build-up.

Okay, so where are you from originally? I'm from Montreal. From Canada. From Canada.

Oh, so you could speak French. Est-ce qu'il y a les personnes qui parlent en français, si? Qu'est-ce qu'il y a les personnes qui parlent en français?

D'être loin. Oh, we're the way. We're right across the water. Nice.

I know, I don't like how bro-y Macron is with Trump, but at least he did take him to task for not signing the Paris Accords.

We love everything French. We used to live in France, actually. I'm shocked. That's great.

But it's kind of cold up there, although nowadays... We've a hot moment. President? He's like, he's like, I'd like to get kinky with him. He's so conservative.

I'm sure he gets kinky behind the closures. Yeah. Have you ever been there before? Have I been to Montreal? Yes, I did when I was a child. I went to Montreal and Quebec and all of those places

and had a great time. I mean it was with my parents, so not that great of a time. It was with my parents. Love you mom, dad, yeah.

And my brother, love you Steve. So, you know, it was a little boring. But yeah, I thought, yeah, this is nice, cool. You probably went when it was cold, right?

No, I went in the summertime when it was just kind of cool. It's cool in the summer, it's terrible in the winter. But now I hear it's getting really crazy and hotter than hell in the summer.

Yeah, it's crazy. Right now it's hot. Which is very bizarre. All the world is going crazy. We're getting climate change brothers and sisters.

Mother Earth is angry. Quebec is kind of a corrupt province. Quebec is a corrupt province. Yeah, it kind of is.

So I didn't know much about that. Yeah, because when the Parties Quebec law came into power in the 1980s, 90s, basically they weeded out all the English businesses.

And then there was a war between the French and the English. There's a thing, you know, like the Louisiana Purchase and the Beaver Territory thing. Yeah.

So when did you come to California? I came here two and a half years ago. And did you come to seek your fortune? I came for the American dream.

The American dream, the California dream. Sort of, yeah. No, I'm an actress, I came here for that. Yeah.

Also like porn world. What is your favorite role? Actually I have two movies that just dropped on Amazon Prime. Oh, wow.

So like Scream Queen shit, like they're both horror movies. So thank you. Okay. Hopefully it's fictional, not like what we were hearing earlier,

which was the real screams of people being attacked by the government. Yeah, no. One is called Psychophonia. Psychophonia.

Psychophonia. Yeah, it's a weird name, but Psychophonia. What's the setting? So basically I play a femme fatale.

Ooh, I can imagine. Okay. And it's about a woman who, her husband died. And it's like a whole mystery goes in, like a rabbit hole.

And basically the husband, she finds that the husband was involved in like sex parties and swing parties and shit like that. And I play this woman that is the host of this fame, like this well-known sex party. And I have something to do with his death.

Well, you know, that's the problem I have with a lot of these horror movies is the sexy people are always at fault. The sexy people either are at fault or they get killed. And you know, I don't know, it disturbs me.

I mean, it's bad enough that the sexy people are getting fucked by the government. You know, that's a devil's triangle. Trump and Kavanaugh and Susan Collins fucking America. That's, anyway.

The other one, though, I don't get fucked over by the good people. It's like a zombie apocalypse. Oh, okay. And basically like I kill people and I become a zombie and like I'm super empowered.

Okay. That's really cool. I'm too much of a sissy to get into this. That one is called fetish factor.

All right. Well, I'm glad your career is expansive. Well, I try to keep things open. I do porn too.

I probably like porn better than the horror. It was good together. Yeah, I do too, actually. You do?

Yeah. I mean horror can be fun to make because it's so, it's like cosplaying. No, totally. But with porn I do my own thing.

I make my own videos. I own my own shit. Own your own shit. Do you edit?

I edit my own stuff. Do you work with a team? Like at all? I don't have a team yet.

Anyone interested? Oh my God. We're all interested. What is it?

We're on your team. Actually, whatever you do on this show we'll go hamsies, you know, with our clip drama. It is the difference between fiction where you get to act as opposed to like something because I've done a little porn too.

And yes, you can get in. There could be like role play, like acting. But for the most part, it's like experiential. Let's get him out of here.

I like the spectrum of it. That's cool. Yeah. I mean, I find like horror stuff and like my porn stuff.

Horror movies are awesome. They seem to go good together. Yeah, it goes good together. It does go good.

When did you decide that this is it? This is the movie you're going to make and you're going to do this? And then what you're doing is in Montreal first around your family? Or you just decided to come here and just turned it up another night?

Well, I was like a big fish in a small pond. One of those people. Nah, nah, actually. All right.

And now I'm like in our pond, our America. How do you feel about Trump? I'm not a fan, you know. I find he's very entertaining.

Would you like to spank his balls? Of course. Here, take the book. This is the bonobo way.

And spank his balls. Really? Oh, good. Good.

Harder. Yeah, harder. Yeah. I don't want it for you.

Okay, then do this one. Yeah, girl. Motherfucker. Motherfucker.

I'm not a fan at all. Get the horns. Can you vote down here? No, I can't vote right now, actually.

Okay. Yeah, on a visa and stuff like that. I wish I could. Everybody that can get registered.

Yep, okay. Well, anyways. But I could give my opinion on the Dr. Susan Block show. Yeah, well, you kind of just did.

But you could elaborate if you like. About Trump? Well, if you like. Let's just spank him for something.

Yeah. I'm not a fan today. You want to spank him for that? Yes, absolutely.

Spank him as you. I have a daughter. I have a teenage daughter. Oh, girl.

She's the one that keeps me posted. I don't watch a lot of news, but she's in high school. And she keeps me posted about everything. And she's like, mommy, did you hear about the Kavanaugh thing today?

And I was like, no, what happened? Yeah. And she was like, he's going to be in office. I feel bad with her.

It's her life. Yeah. It's her life. Give him another smack for that.

These people are really upset. These teenage girls. Yeah. Fuck her.

And smack the little... Oh, I don't want to break. Well, maybe I should. It's very durable.

There, that's good. Sorry, I'm so Canadian. Spank that little break. Sorry, Trump.

Okay. That's enough of that for now. And so when did you get into Camming? Two and a half years ago, you say?

Like I said, I've been in and out of Camming. You have 12 minutes? Okay. Not to Susie, 12 minutes.

I don't... Like, what I'm doing is I'm making my own videos on many vids. Okay. Like, really, that's where I'm making money.

And I like it better because I don't want to just sit around and wait for people to come into my chat room and be like, hi. Hi.

Like, it just bores me. So, you mentioned masturbation as your kink. One of your kinks. Yeah.

In public. In public. Okay. I can't believe I told everyone this.

I know the public thing, so that really stuck out when you said that. Yeah. Because a lot of people around here are exhibitionists or voyeurs, so they can relate on either end.

So, would you like to give us somewhat of a demonstration of what you're talking about? And I will hold your microphone. Is there anyone who'd want to see it?

Please. Is there anyone who'd want to see this? I mean... We have an array of toys.

That's just the people in the room. That's only the people in the room. So, I'm sure that... I have an answer yet.

I have an answer yet. So, I have an answer yet. Oh, oh, ecore has an answer yet. Okay, go ahead.

Oh, you could just use your name? Okay. So, now, would you like a dildo or vibrator? Yeah, but wait, what happens if I squirt?

Okay. Yes. I'm glad you asked. That's fine.

A lot of appreciation. Do we have a town? Lots of appreciation. That's what's going to happen.

We have a motor bunny. That's what's going to happen. We also have a motor bunny, but maybe not the motor bunny yet. Motor bunny.

Motor bunny. Water bunny. It'll be like a Gallagher show. Somebody's going to get something.

There's the towels right here. Here's the towels. Right here behind you. We've got a towel.

We've got a towel. He's a pretty much dad. We've got towels. Water.

Here's water. Are we prepared or what? Yes. How would you like that towel placed on?

How would you like the towel placed on them? Okay, so we're going to... I'll take the towel. Oh, and paper towels.

Well, okay. But I'm going to leave it at your room. Oh, you're going to squirt through your underwear? What?

Yeah. Okay, but can you do... That's another added feature. We're so excited.

Did Blossom go to get something that you need? We're getting water. Water. Okay, we need water.

Water is important. Okay, so while she's doing that, I will smooth out the towel. And you can do somewhat of a striptease if you like. And you should stand up and show off your cute little outfit, first of all.

So, where is that microphone? Ron Jeremy's been on this show. Oh, here it is. Okay, so now...

No, no, no, no, no. People back there play The Kingster by Carmina Formosa, inspired by the Bonobo Way. Okay. Well, this is a better towel.

Yeah, that's the best one right there. Squirt. Squirt. Well, first we're...

Where's Carmina Formosa? My goodness. Very nice. Okay, so first just get up and show off your little skirt.

And fishnets are in. I like the fabric. Great. Don't worry about this.

She's like... Go right in there. See, Jenny! Live on the Dr. Sism Block Show!

Squirtings! All kinds of squirt going on. Keep going though. I want to hear your sounds.

Wow. Well, I mean, maybe you. It's a natural break. Let's hear it for Juicy Jenny, who really lives up to her name.

Oh my goddess. Wow, wow. It's Holy Water Brothers and sisters. It's good for you.

And now we use this towel because I didn't want it to interrupt. You know, it would have looked tacky with the white towel. Well, actually, let's take a picture of just the wetness here. And if anyone would like to smell, it doesn't smell at all like pee.

I just want everyone to know that. And we've done some peeing here. And there's nothing wrong with peeing consensually on someone. But female ejaculation is a different substance.

It comes out of the urethra. So it's the same place that it comes from. You know all about it. I know, you know, I do some squirting myself.

And I did, I've done like, I don't know, like 40 videos on the subject. Yeah, yeah, but that was a really good one, I have to say. Yeah, I've seen some little squirts. That was more than one.

That was excellent. Max is also a connoisseur. Excellent. Flooded the floor, it had all the elements.

It had all the elements. Squirting. I don't even want to clean it up, honestly. It smells nice.

Divine. Yeah. I can't hear his microphone. Can someone turn up?

You want to lay in it? I mean, you could. Oh, my God. I don't know.

Is that okay with your, right? Well, she just gave a, she just gave someone had the other hand. Oh, okay. I'm just making sure I wouldn't want to get in trouble with it.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Rub your hand.

What are you? He's feeling it. It's, it's okay. Why is it?

Well, it works. It's the, it's like. The yogi. That was the coolest, most amazing experience I've ever experienced.

That was like literally yogi. The yogi is calling. I'm Rita. I'm Rita.

The nectar. It's holy water. Holy nectar. It's a beautiful thing.

Did you, did you learn how to squirt or did you just do it naturally? So, what happened was, Jesus said there were going to be floods. The men that I was with them at the time,

we went to a few swingers parties. And there was this beautiful woman. She looked like Pocahontas, this native woman that we had a party with.

And her and her boyfriend, and she taught me how to do it. Oh my God. She was the one that taught me how to do it.

Oh my God. I mean, She taught you how. She taught me how.

Yeah. She basically, she said, she, she was like, but also she, she's like, it's an energetic thing. Like, you know, you, you have to,

and I was ready to do, I wanted to do it. Now Pocahontas is not the senator from Massachusetts, by the way. Okay.

So she knew how to do it. And in conversation, we're like, oh wow, you know how to squirt. I want to try to do that.

She's like, yeah, I can teach you. So we're all kind of like, you know, you really haven't quite. All right.

You're down to three minutes. Yeah. And she said, go on your knees. Okay.

I was on bed. Went on my knees. Okay. And she went.

No, you go ahead. Okay. And, and she like, she just took her finger, two fingers, put them up me and she starts going like that.

Okay. Back and forth. And she looks at me in my eyes and she's like, it was kind of tantric touches my heart.

And then all of a sudden all this fucking juice started to come out. I was like, I was like, yeah.

It was like such a feeling of freedom. Wow. Yeah. It's totally spirit.

I feel as though it's kind of spiritual. It's very spiritual. It's physical. It's emotional.

Some of the women are trying that tonight. It's all the levels. I know. It goes for you guys.

It's a beautiful thing. Yeah. Yeah. Try it out.

You might want to try it in a bathtub so that you don't worry about it. Exactly. Something like that.

Anyway, we'll be back shortly with more tips and demos and discussion. And that was Trump-Hopalypse Therapy.

Let me tell you why you were doing that. I completely forgot about Kavanaugh. Yay. I completely forgot about that.

That was beautiful. You know, you got to have engagement and you got to have escape, brothers and sisters. We can't let them take over our brains.

So we need our escape every once in a while. We need to get away and to just be with each other and to witness a beautiful expression of holy water

just like that. Yes, indeed. Then we are refreshed so that we can engage so that we can protest and we can vote

and we can do what we got to do. So we're going to do what we got to do right now and, you know, some of us are going to squirt. Some of us are going to pee.

But most of us are just going to talk. So we'll come back in a little while so don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right.

Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex.

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and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. But you know what? That's what life is often all about. So it can get confusing.

You have to keep your eye on the ball, which is peace through pleasure. You know, that's my ball and balls. And he's got big balls,

so we need to keep our eye on the ball and put him under gag order. Yeah. And it's almost Christmas.

Trumpis. Yep. And there is the Stormy Daniels Mario Cart Pee Pee with the Yeti tubes.

But this is how... This is how Stormy Daniels described his penis. Although she said it was kind of smaller. Clemi made this and it had to fit on top of the little one here.

That's his true penis. Yeah, that's his true penis. Remember when Danielle rode that penis? Yeah.

Yes, she did. She rode that little tiny thing. I mean, there's nothing wrong with having a little tiny thing. It's when you try to compensate for it

by being an asshole. That is a problem. So, anyway, I'm back. And so is my fabulous new guest, Jenny Juicy.

Juicy Jenny. Jenny Juicy. Anyway, she showed us how juicy she really is. She's a very juicy woman.

And we're going to hear more from her. I also have Blossom here. And Blossom is on her... She has a little collar.

Let me see this. This is for kink month, by the way. Oh, she's got it all wrangled up. I like your bowler, too.

Yeah, look at this. All right. Unchained. That's a point.

Here. Let's see. Okay. Come on.

You haven't done anything wrong, but we can do a maintenance spanking. So, on your knees, girly girl. Okay.

Here she is. You don't usually have a kitty on a leash, do you? But we do here. You hold the leash.

And I can do the spanking. Move forward a little bit, not back. That's right. Forward, forward, forward.

Look up at your fabulous photographers who are making you famous as your butt is being spanked for all the sins of America right now.

Sacrifice that butt for America. Freedom. Right. All right.

And this is actually good Trumpocalypse therapy. Yeah, you could give her another one, right? Like the kitty. Another little spank.

The kitty is getting spanked. I'm aiming for the kitty here. You're doing a good job. You're hitting the kitty wall.

I'm getting the kitty, yeah. All right. All right. Let's hear it for the kitty.

Gloss and green. Okay. It's kink month, brothers and sisters. So, you know, get kinky.

And be live is back. Hello, hello. And he has his orange leprechaun. Oh, yeah.

My son. Oh, your son. Speaking of kink. He's a kinky one of a family.

Yeah, I'm Halloween spirited out. You certainly are. You're very orange. You know, I'd be scared that you were like the orange monster,

but you're not. No, I'm not quite as orange as him in the skin. No. Not quite as orange as him in the skin.

Oh, you almost look that way. You're reflective. It's like orange, orange, orange, orange. He's quite far from Trump.

Nice hair as well. Wow. My hair is a little nicer than Trump's. Much nicer, right?

It seems kind of flowing, right? Didn't we see Trump's hair fall off going up onto a plane? Oh, my God. Oh, no, no.

It wasn't that. He had toilet paper on his shoe. He had toilet paper stuck to his shoe. The question is, was it Trump's toilet paper?

Toilet paper hanging from his shoe? I don't know. We should have checked and seen. Could you imagine if you wiped his ass with his own face?

I could. Yeah, she can't imagine that. That conceded. That would be incredible.

That would be great. I would be all for the wiping of, you know, let's, yeah. On his gold toilet. Right, exactly.

Do it all at once. Leave America alone. That's what we ask. That's all we ask.

Well, so we were talking earlier, Juicy Jenny and Blossom and all they were talking, you know, just partly based on the females talking and getting these crazy ideas. All right. So you've got the leash now and I understand you want to ride the motor buddy.

You talk on the microphone or you're going to get spanked. Oh. Yes. Where's your mic?

Okay, here it is. Okay. Now you are allowed one non-talking on the microphone moment. And then we spank you.

I would like to. You would like to ride the motor bunny. All right. That sounds good.

Now we had a request for a Bonoboville communion before the riding of the motor bunny. And are you up for that? Do you know what it is? You don't know what it is?

Well, I mean, I've heard about it, but I don't. Come on up here. Okay. Okay.

Come up here. Oh, I guess I have to follow. Well, okay. She let go of me.

I just want to be. Okay. So yes, this is your altar. Now, first of all, we should say Bonoboville communion is a ritual of Bonoboville that is

kind of a take off, if you will, a parody, if you will, or our own version of communion, Christian communion, Catholic communion, you know, the Hebrews do a prayer of the wine. I mean, most religions have some sort of prayer that goes with drinking. Even if it's only grape juice, but they do something.

So that's what we do. And our drink is Agua coca leaf liquor, which is another kind of holy water, not as pure as your natural holy water. So beautiful.

And so fragrant. So fresh. Oh, no, really, no, really, you guys who think it's pee smell it. It's definitely not pee.

No, no, no, no, no. Definitely does not smell. Okay. Smell the floor.

But this is a different kind of holy water. This is the kind that gets you drunk. Okay. If you drink a lot of it.

If you just drink a little, give you a little buzz. Yeah. A little tiny. Okay.

So it's a, it's a liquor and it's sweet liquor. It matches the gourd here. Green. It could be somebody's penis, but, you know, it would be a little twisted.

But, you know, yeah, it's gourd collard. Anyway, so you grew up with an interesting religion. You were telling me Christian science. Wow.

And Christian. Christian science. She grew up as a Christian scientist. Wow.

Up there in Montreal. Yeah. And I imagine it's, it's kind of different. Yeah.

The first time I ever had like an aspirin or a Tylenol. I was like 22, 23. Wow. I mean, I have mixed feelings about that because I think, you know, aspirin's great.

Stops heart attacks, Tylenol, you know, but a lot of the drugs that our society, what foists on us for our various ailments are not only unnecessary. They're very bad for us. And so I kind of have this respect for Christian science for not doing that.

I don't, I mean, I think they're extreme and they go too far when they don't want to even get help when someone's dying. But at the same time, I respect that they don't want to use a lot of drugs. Right. They're not under big farmers thumb.

No, totally. And, but the thing is like my, my parents are old school. They're, they're older parents. I always had like older parents and they sort of like took it.

They had you when they were older. They did, but I'm just saying. Which is why you're smart. I don't know.

I had older parents. My parents are older. Oh, no way. So you can see that.

I didn't take medicine. Like I never took Advil or Tylenol either. Are you Christian science too? No, my dad's an atheist.

Okay. No, he just didn't think it was good for him probably. Yeah. My parents are right.

That's why I was raised. Your stories. I believe in God. I believe in God too.

It's goddess. It's a spirit. It's a spirit. It's a light.

For me, it's like an energy. It's like an energy. I believe in dog. That runs through everything.

It's the opposite of God. Wait, do you know what, like I find that everything like makes sense when you talk about like the, the golden ratio, you know, like the God code, like it's in everything, like everything, nature.

Now Max is in the golden mean. Max is totally all about. That's actually the same thing. Is it the same thing?

Okay. The golden mean. There was a time when people believed seriously in God that all buildings had to be built in the golden mean.

I remember that. So that's where that kind of came from. And he's very aware of that in his design. He's a designer.

The problem with Christian science, though, is that my parents were always like, you can't go to a doctor and like pray at the same time. You can't do both. Oh, that's fucked up.

Yeah, rules of religion. Like do what you want. I mean, like it's like a beautiful thing. Medicine and stuff.

This is created from, this is like God's mind, whatever you want to be. This is like part of the whole thing. Why would you feel guilty for going to a doctor? Well, okay.

I agree with you in terms of the enlightenment and in terms of being, you know, I'm all for science, but science doesn't give you the answers to everything. And also, yeah, though I think Christian science is extreme in not

allowing any kind of medical assistance at the same time. Yeah. I mean, you know, I mean, parents always fuck you up. Yeah.

So, you know, that's not the worst fuck up. It's been years of therapy. No matter what you do. Well, anyway, and you're free.

You've got to, you obviously have a nice, you're in touch with your body. You can squirt, you know. I'm about to masturbate again. You're about to masturbate again.

I'm free. We're excited about that. Maybe squirt. You know, so some of that, we have to say thank you to your parents.

Thank you. Thank you to your parents. Yeah. Okay.

Anyway, so, um, okay. So we're going to do a little Bonoboville communion. Uh, and did you do communion as a Christian scientist? No.

In Christian science, there's no communion actually. Do you celebrate holidays? Oh yeah. Yeah.

We just, yeah, the whole world. So good. Now, be live was brought up seventh day Adventists. It's just we don't go to doctors and take medicine.

And Danielle was. They got all kinds of crazy. We were both very, brought up in the, like, the capital. So.

Seventh day Adventist religion. Oh my God. And like very conservative. We weren't allowed to dance.

We were both raised vegetarian. But it was kind of the opposite of Christian science in the sense that very conservative, but it was like a, we, seventh day Adventists, like, they pretty much all,

like, invest in hospitals. Like it's like hospitals are the center. Yeah. It's interesting.

All these seventh day Adventists, big spots. Big hospitals, right next to them. Like both are our moms, like worked in the same hospitals. Our dad went to the same college, which was like a hospital college.

Oh my God. They were doctors. You know, all these, all these religions have, have their good and their bad.

They all have their good and their bad. You know, you got to, that's why ultimately I'm liberal. And I know that that's a dirty word now. Nobody wants to be liberal, except I feel as though the word liberal

doesn't mean liberal anymore. When I was growing up, liberal meant you're open minded. Right. And now I don't know what it means.

It's got some politically correct kind of twistedness. But I go by the old school definition of liberal, which is just to be open to the different lessons that life has to give us, whether it's through science

or through spiritual experiences. But be aware, spiritual experiences are very personal. It's when people tell us that a voice told them, or like George W. Bush telling us,

God told him to invade Iraq. Okay, so we have to die and a bunch of people have to die and we have to put a bunch of money into this war that is never ending and the war in Afghanistan is never ending.

And yeah, that kind of spiritual experience, keep it to yourself, okay? Spiritual out of a personal experience. Right.

Literally, that's why wars are partly fought over religion and religion is basically when people get extreme with a dogmatic, like, idea, and then it just becomes like anything can become dogmatic.

But I know. It's when people try to control people and the power from religion, people just try to control it. I saw it.

I smelled it. It was holy water brothers and sisters. It emerged. I touched it.

From her center. That was a waterfall of holy glory. Her pussy power. All right, so you've been requested to be an altar girl

from Blossom, right? You're gonna take communion? I will take communion. Okay, so your boobies, please.

That's your altar. Yeah, your boobies. So what we do is I'm going to lick your boobies. This is the booby licking part.

The salt will stick. And then... This is the thing. Okay.

This is it. Well, first you lick. Where are you going, Blossom? Go on this side.

You need to take off your top. Okay, here she goes. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Just have her sit here.

Then you go over there so that you can be on the other side. Yes. And now the lick. I mean, I don't know.

You don't have to do the other one, but usually. Okay. And now we salt. Okay.

Okay. And now my glasses. Okay. So now you sit between her legs.

And now we do a very special Bonoboville communion. Drinking game. This is not the drinking game that Brett Kavanaugh plays. We have our own drinking games.

His drinking games are not consensual. And they involve a lot of gross beer. Our drinking game is totally consensual and involves a little bit of delicious holy water, Agua de Bolivia herbal cocoa leaf, the cur.

So now here we go. Okay. So lean back. I love those shot glasses too.

Yeah. They're shaped like a woman. And you got waterboarded on the Dr. Susan Block show blossom green with green Agua.

And yeah, it's not like Gina Haspel does it. It's fun. We do waterboarding for peace through pleasure. And by the way, the other kind of waterboarding doesn't get the truth out of anybody.

It just gets people to say whatever they think the waterboarder wants them to say. So they'll stop. Okay. So that was, that was great.

Okay. Now do you want to, you want to get your own waterboarded when they get it? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So you have your choice. Who do you want to take it from? Do you want to take it from?

I mean, I don't know. Blossom's got her issues. So I'll do it. Okay.

She's going to work it out. Oh, yeah. Sure. You can do me.

I'll work it out. I'll work it out. Okay. Blossom wants to work it out.

She wants to work it out. Then I'll put mine away. No, no, no. But I'd like to be there.

Can I do both? Can I do both? Sure. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. So let's get another glass. Both is better.

That was perfect. All right. Two is usually better than one. Okay.

So we are getting ourselves a glass. We're getting ourselves situated for a communion here. And so here is my altar. You give it a lick.

First you give it a lick. I put on the salt. And then you give it another lick. And now, blossom.

Something. Cleavage. And salt. And now, put your head between her legs.

Or mine. Either one. We can do them both. Okay.

Here we go. Lean back against us. Okay. And open your mouth.

Brett Kavanaugh, eat your heart out. You're never allowed to join us in our drinking games until you're kicked off the Supreme Court. At which point we will welcome you.

I second that motion. All right. And let's hear it for Juicy Jenny. Woo-hoo.

All right. We did that. Wow. So, I don't know.

I should offer the guys a chance, but I don't think they want to do it from each other's father-son situation. I don't want to encourage that. Okay.

So how about watching Juicy Jenny ride the motor bunny? It's funny though. Who wants to do that? Let's show off the motor bunny.

It's been a while. Okay. Let's bring out the motor bunny. Woo-hoo.

I could help. Yeah. Do I get tips? Yeah.

I can help with the motor bunny. Actually, could you turn up my mic please a little bit? Turn up my mic. Thank you.

You are getting a tip. You get a new bra. And you get a kitty cat stick. Pussy panties.

You get a kitty cat set. Thank you. This looks like my cat, actually. Oh, there you go.

Well, maybe your cat will be impressed. Like totally on the bed? Yeah. This is going to go on the bed.

Has it been cleaned? Yes. Actually, we're going to put saran wrap around it. That's why we put it around it, you know, on camera.

Okay. To show you that we are... I have no idea how this works. Honestly, you guys...

You don't have to know. I never wrote... So we need the saran wrap now. Who's got the saran wrap?

Hold on. The father has it. Is it my sweater? It's funny.

That would be amazing. I mean... Okay. Where's the...

Oh, there it is. Okay. So now... There.

We pull this over here. And here we go. Oops. Here we go.

Motor bunny wrapping time. Now, Chef Beelive knows how to do this because he's a chef. So he's used to saran wrap and things like that. So how does this work, exactly?

Well, it... It works kind of like a Hitachi magic wand, except it's all under you. Okay. You ride it.

This is way cooler than wrapping up food. A little bit like riding a Harley. But there's not like a dildo attached. There could be.

There could be. Did you want one? No, I like it like that. You like it like this?

Okay. Well, that's how it is. Okay. That's enough.

No problem. Okay. So now... No.

Maybe this way? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

So there you go. And now, you know, maybe Blossom can get on the other side. Hold me. Support me, Blossom.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. This might come in handy. And you can do another little striptease.

We're not showing this on Facebook. And then... Oh, yeah. We can't show this on Facebook, by the way.

No. No, no, no, no. You guys, okay. But Facebook, I just want you to know that if you want to watch, it's free on Dr. Suzy.tv.

That's D-R-S-U-Z-Y.tv. It's free. Free. Free.

I mean, eventually we'll make a clip of this for Cliporama, certainly what we just saw. And that we're going to charge for when you just want to watch just one thing. And then, yeah, we charge you a little money. And we give you some.

Amazing. And yet we know that, you know, the show is long and we talk about a lot of things. So, you know, you got to put up with all that chat. We give it to you free.

And your reward is that after putting up with all of our politics, you get to see beautiful woman squirting or whatever's going on. Fun stuff. We have all kinds of things going on.

Something fun. Something fun. We have, you know, we believe in the Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins making a comeback. We believe in the Mary Poppins School of Education, which is a spoonful of sugar,

helps the medicine go down. That's true. The medicine is vote, vote, vote. And here comes sugar.

Sugar. Okay. So sugar, she's now taking off her shoes, right? You should take off the shoes because you got to get up here and ride this thing.

So you just take it off as you do it. It's an illusion. And skirt. Skirt.

Well, underwear. It's already small. Whatever. Yeah.

Is there a tassel on your underwear? That is so cute. And bra. We need some, I mean, some music.

Well, let's put some music on here. Actually, we don't really need music. What we need is to be able to hear her sounds. So honestly, you can always put music on.

So where is this? Okay. Here we go. So here she is.

This is beautiful. And all her glory. Juicy. Little fairy.

And a lovely artwork. She has a little fairy. Okay. I feel the fairy energy.

You're not allowed to watch Kavanaugh. Bad Kavanaugh. Let's, yeah, I guess we're okay. You're comfortable?

Speaking of Kavanaugh, I'm only going. Okay. So you're comfy? Okay.

So can you hold her microphone so that we can hear her beautiful sounds and her voice? Hold the microphone up to her mouth. But don't knock her teeth out.

Getting laid the bonobo way. The skirt. No, the skirt. The lotus flower.

Okay. Okay. The thing is somebody, maybe somebody that can hold the microphone up to her face.

She'll do that. But not get in front of her. I don't know what you're doing. How's it feel?

I was afraid of you squirting. I'm not afraid of that. You tapped out. Oh, wow.

Hold it over here. So you're not in the front of her boobies. Yep. We are upping the ante on the motor bunny.

Do you not need a towel? There we got a towel. We're good. Only the good boys get the gifts that the bad girls bestow.

I like that sign. Whoa, she's squirting. Oh my God. Look at that.

Oh, wow. What? Oh my God. Oh, whoa.

She is like a duvet. That is some holy water, brothers and sisters. Holy water on Rita. Beautiful.

Whoa. Squirting USA. Whoa. Wow.

Let's hear it for Juicy Jenny. Juicy. Juicier than ever. Right in the motor bunny.

With a beautiful squirt. And it actually cleared the towel. But you know, that's okay. And that's amazing.

And you can keep riding. I thought we needed some applause. Yeah, we need some applause. No, he doesn't deserve that.

Get him out of here. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Wow.

Wow. Juicy Jenny is so wild and juicy.

And riding. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's on her legs

and humping that motor bunny. Oh, yeah. Whoa. What a pretty pussy.

Look at those labia. Definitely a pretty pussy. Right through the amazing

fishnets. Oh. Yeah. She's riding.

Moaning. What a beautiful girl. Oh. Humping that motor bunny.

Yeah. Hump it girl. Oh, yeah. Wow. How do you like it, the motor bunny?

Oh, you love it, yeah. Here, it's going farther. Uh-huh. What?

Oh, yeah. She's humping that motor bunny. Yeah. Giving it a good Rocktober

hump for kink month. We are kicking off kink month. Get kinky. Get kinky, people.

Oh, yeah. Get kinky, girl. She is totally kinky. Oh, yeah. Beautiful.

Now my pussy is numb. I thought she was going to say that. That's what happens.

It's so fast. I feel like I would be numb. You're probably numb. I mean, we're all a little numb

because we've just witnessed the miracle of female sexuality. Holy water, brothers and sisters.

Let's get an amen and an A women. A woman.

Wow. There's no judgment here. I love that. No, actually, we are judging and you win. That was a

15 out of 10. 15 out of 10. 15 out of 10 works too. You guys can judge me.

Yeah, we have. Okay, so this is a soaking wet towel, actually. I thought she got it clear

of the towel, but actually the towel absorbed quite a lot and so did this. Can we get some

upper body strength? Eventually it gets numb. Well, yeah, of course. That's what happens with everybody.

You're just a human after all. You're not one of those androids that just keep doing and doing

which they made illegal in Texas. That's before Bita. The robot

brothels. If somebody wants to go in a robot brothel, why not? I don't know. I know it does kind of

forecast perhaps nonsexual time in the future, but right now

why not? We could use a robot brothel, some of us. Thank you, babe. Okay, so how you feeling?

I feel great. You did great. You're quite a performer. It's naturally me.

I didn't say actress. There's a thing with all these people watching me. This is the weird thing, like I get off on that.

I don't think that's weird. That's part of exhibitionism. But thank you. Sensual exhibitionism, okay.

Let's just say there's a big difference between the kind of exhibitionism where a guy's

in a raincoat and shows himself to people that don't want to see it. If you can do it in a safe place.

If somebody is just raining, you know, forget the raincoat on others consensually.

It's all down to the consensual part. That is one thing that these, I guess I'm going to say, Republicans

don't get or they don't want to get. Like the way that Kavanaugh was saying on Fox TV

but I was a virgin. You know what? You can be a virgin and still assault somebody.

And for sure you can be a non-virgin and not assault anybody. They really don't have one to do with the other.

Words don't correlate. That is such a bad bad lesson in sexuality to be teaching

the nation, especially when we have very little sex education. So understand this one more time. Just because you're a virgin

doesn't mean you can't assault somebody and losing your virginity is not a sign that you're an assaulter.

Okay, so you know but I really like the message of Beto O'Rourke that

we're all humans. It's us against the machine. The future will judge us and see if we can get it together

before the machines and the corporations and the special interests take over.

So we are one. We are one. We are all people. We are.

And I think we need to hear that in music from someone who's not only a person

but also a wolf. Anobinobo. Anobinobo A bonobo wolf.

You know like she's a bonobo kitty. It's a bonobo werewolf. He changes into a wolf once in a while.

And he's got on his fabulous Bonoboville shirt. You want to help me take it off of him? We're going to take off his shirt.

Hashtag Bonoboville. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, both shirts. Yes.

Are we allowed to? Are we allowed? Please. Encouraged.

Can I whip you? No. It's kink months. Come on. Aw.

What's the name? Touche. Touche. Yeah.

We are one. We are one. We are one with the A. We are one. I've been talking some deep stuff tonight.

Give me some volume on that. We are one. Yeah. Yes.

Yes. Most definitely our one. We got to unify, you know what I mean? We got to keep all the bullshit.

Throw that shit under the rug. All this caviar, all this bullshit. Come on, y'all. Yo.

So the ones of y'all, we are one. Yes. We are one. We are one. Together. Uh-huh. Yes.

Shout out to Montreal in the building. Montreal, Canada, y'all. Detroit in the building. L.A. in the building. We are one.

We are one Pittsburgh building. I know sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm. Infinite thunder and lightning.

But you keep striking, keep fighting. Sticking and moving. Join improving that justice. With a little peace, I can go a long way.

So we'll consider help. Pave the way for more peace. We already got war in our own streets. We're headed to the middle.

Chiefs have been robbed and down for the cause. They have a call of humanity. It's gonna take the man of me to talk to this Saturday. Two-part resting piece.

Reptability of the peace. What a Detroit state of mind. L.A. I ain't shot, because I got love to spread. If love is my brotherhood, then Earth is my bread.

Let's sing the peace. Let's sing, can we all just get along? All right. I'm still pushing your dreams.

Because we are one. One, one, one, one, one, one, one. One, one, two, one, one. Yes.

You and I together. Together. And it's wine. All the racism's wine.

Diversity in here, y'all. We are one. We are one. We are one.

Yo, I guess I won't. The peace that I need until I reach the streets of the GOD. Until then, I'm going in swimming. P-O-F, yep, I'm that guy.

I swim by. I sit high. And then love water bubble. The water and bubble, who's watching to give them a double? Vast of eternity.

Mixed with a shot of humanity. The ultimate bullet maker. Ultimately for the second man. We need an intertwined race to shine.

Hit the finest lines of cushions. Push, roll to the world, reach to a man. Woman touch the boy, touch the girl. But with no sense, that's the trust.

You don't want to stay, being big up to pen state. Don't let one man's hate. See that school's fate. I think that school's fate.

So go kids, educate, graduate, demonstrate that we are one. We are one. One, one, two, one, one, one, one. One, one, one, one, one, one.

One, one, one, one, one, one. One, one, one, one, one. Yeah. We go storm this weather, y'all.

We are one. We are one. We are one, one. Doctor Block live

from Bonoboville. Yeah, sexy babies in the buildings. Woo hoo. Juicy jenny.

We are Blossom Green. Beautiful Doctor Block. Yes, indeed. We, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners,

we are about out of time. And it's important to leave with that message that we are one, Democrats, Republicans, independents, Christians, Jews, Buddhists, black, white,

yellow, red, any color, we are one, we are humans. And you know what, that's kind of special because right now the Supreme Court has already said even without this asshole on it

that corporations have as many rights as humans. Pretty much. So we gotta get our human rights and we gotta vote in November.

And we gotta practice the Bonobo way that goes for everybody. Me too, it's valuable to empower women but don't forget to love your guys.

You know, we love our guys. And we need to empower women for sure. And not all women are telling the truth but I would say a majority are.

And I would say that we need to listen to all of our stories of persecution and harm and try to come up with a society that is more Bonobo for ourselves and for the future

because if we don't, there won't be a future for the human race on earth. The earth will survive, it'll just knock us all off and leave a few cockroaches

and then it'll make some new species. But we'll be gone and I don't know, maybe some of you just hate the human race so you know, you don't care.

You really don't care. You wear Melania's jacket on your sleeve. But those of you who care a little bit about you know, this world, this society,

this race of humans, you gotta vote. You gotta vote them out in no other way because you can see what they do when we protest and we gotta protest too.

But when we protest, they just lock them up. They locked up Amy Schumer. They arrested her. It's just a misdemeanor but she's arrested.

She has to pay some money. You know, some people can't afford to pay the money to get out of jail. So anyway, Bonobo Way is the way

that we believe is the only way to go. So I wanna thank my fabulous guests. The orange wonder. Hello.

I know that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

And his daddy. Yeah. That's crazy. Shefty Live.

And thank you Danielle for sharing Shefty Live with us today. She loves you guys so much. We love you more.

You gotta come back and visit us. She wanted me to take pictures but I, you know. All right. I was in the middle of it so.

Okay. And the fabulous. Juicy. Juicy Jenny.

Woohoo. True to the name. Where do we find you? Do we have a microphone?

Where do we find you? So many vids.com Juicy Jenny. Tumblr Juicy Jenny. Everywhere Juicy Jenny actually.

Everywhere Juicy Jenny with an I. Twitter, Twitter Juicy Jenny. So it's J-U-I-C-I-I-J-E-N-N-I. Well.

Juicy Jenny. You are quite a bonobo. Beautiful. I love you.

And I love you. And thank you E-Core. Yes. F-I-T which is Facebook, Instagram, Twitter,

I-K-K-O-R, E-Core. E-Core the Wolf. And thank you Blossom. Oh, you almost knocked my hat off.

All right, get down on your knees now. She almost knocked my hat off. And whack, kitty, kitty, whack. I like having the cat there.

It gives me something to aim for. So in the meantime, make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Celebrate kink month and make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. Yeah. I love you. To talk with someone about something you can't talk about

with anyone else, you can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airway. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences,

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