Masturbation Liberation

Full transcript of Masturbation Liberation on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and concerts, masters, masturbators and fornicators, comics and porn stars, dogs, subbies, clergy and benergy, hundreds and hundreds of lovers and liberties, all you children of sex and we are all children of sex with a capital X.

Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

I want to welcome you to Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy in the Soul of Downtown LA. This is Bonoboville, brothers and sisters, where you're now in my room and if you're listening to us live, we're in the middle of Mary masturbation month. Woohoo!

May, brothers and sisters, why honor masturbation with its own month? Why not? All right, but I mean we don't have an oral sex month. We don't have a spanking month.

We don't have a high heel month or a big hat month, so maybe we should. But we do have a masturbation month, brothers and sisters, and it's because masturbation is important for everyone. Hallelujah. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, we, the human race, are just a bunch of wankers.

That's right, masturbation is universal. People do it in every culture, everywhere, even when it's forbidden by penalty of debt, or hair growing on your palms, or eternal damnation in hell, brothers and sisters. Why?

Well, the message of masturbation is very simple, but revolutionary. That's right, even insurgent. Yes, indeed. That's why Dr. Joycelyn Elders got fired by this wanker.

I love you, Bill, but you shouldn't have done that. Uh-uh, no, no. In fact, you should have taken her advice instead of getting a Lewinsky, you know? Maybe you should have just wanked, and you wouldn't have gotten impeached.

But, uh, yeah, yeah, she got fired for giving the healthiest sex advice in the world. We need masturbation education. Simple as that. We need to learn about our own bodies, brothers and sisters, through sex for one,

before we're having orgasms for two, or three, or four, or orgies of twelve, or whatever, you know? Start with one, start with yourself. Because masturbation, brothers and sisters, is not just basic sex, 101. Masturbation is basic you, 101.

That's right, the message of masturbation is if you can help yourself to the greatest self-pleasure, the greatest sexual pleasure, then you really don't need to cow-tow to the demands of an unreasonable asshole husband. Nothing personal, honey. You don't need to cow-tow to the demands of a withholding bitchy wife,

or a crazy sex-negative religion, or a repressive fascist government, because you have your pleasure, you have your stress release, and you have your liberation, brothers and sisters, right at your fingertips. Yes indeed you do.

Let your fingers do the walking, and then there's all those other fun toys. I don't know, he's a little big to get inside. Big headed, yeah, some people like that. Masturbation is liberation, brothers and sisters.

It's no wonder that it is still so taboo. And that's another reason that we have this month, brothers and sisters, is because it is so universal, and yet so many people, so many of our brothers and sisters, are so embarrassed, and don't want to say that we do it even though everybody else does it,

and maybe we're not doing it lately, okay, we go through periods, so to speak, when we may not want to do it. But we've all done it, and we're all going to do it again, hopefully before we die. Masturbation is liberation.

Now it can also imprison you, brothers and sisters, I know, in that cycle of compulsive, sexual, like, you know, wanking, spanking, the monkey, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, until it's, you got skin abrasions, you know, skin abrasions are nature's way of saying,

you've had enough masturbation. But mostly masturbation is healthy, you know, mostly it's a great and harmless relief from the pain and the pressure of life, brothers and sisters, you know how that is.

A little bit of heaven you can bring to earth in the midst of whatever you're going through, whatever. You can bring it down to you, and it can let you relax, and it can let you sleep, and it can let you dream.

Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, come let us testify to the truth of masturbation. That's right, that's what we're going to do tonight. We're going to testify. And the word testify tells you something about truth and masturbation,

coming, so to speak, from the same Latin root as the word's testament, testimony and, well, Bill's got some sizable ones. Testicles, yeah, that's right. See, way back in Old Testament times when our forefathers swore an oath,

they didn't put their hands on the Bible because these were Bible times and the Bible hadn't been written yet. So, what did they do? They put their hand on their testicles and this was how they testified.

That's right, they swore by their family jewels, yes indeed. And if it was a really big deal, maybe they'd masturbate, hallelujah. Or they'd put their hand on the other guy's testicles, you know, say, I swear on your family, your jewels, yeah.

So, tonight, if you have the courage, you know, maybe you're at home in your mansion on a hill or your cardboard box, wherever you are, I want you to celebrate masturbation month. I want you to do like your old father Abraham

and grab your balls and testify. Yeah, don't grab them too hard now, brother. But don't be too soft on yourself either. Sister, you just grab your holy vulva,

right where it feels good. And after you grab it, you might want to rub it, you know, with your hand, with a vibrator. Feel the power, yeah.

Even if you're too shy to do it right now. Have a few drinks. That's okay. I want you to feel the power and the glory

of sexual revelation, brothers and sisters. I want you to testify and be healed of stress and frustration, anger and sleep deprivation, horny toaditis and desperate housewife syndrome.

And I want you to say, Lord, wherever the Lord is, or lady, I masturbate, and I am not ashamed. That's right.

Lord, I get horny sometimes, and nobody's around, you know. So, I take care of business. And I am not ashamed.

Praise be to the power and glory of sex with the capital X and Mary, masturbation month, brothers and sisters. Thank you so much for joining us in the womb room tonight. We have some very exciting guests in the womb room cathedral.

We're dropping things. And we're ready to rock. Okay. So, yeah, we got our Sybian, our Hitachi,

and all sorts of weapons of mass seduction. So, we're ready. My first guest is a fellow reverend, right? Well, I am the reverend Dr. Susan Block.

I think I forgot to introduce myself. But anyway, this is the reverend Mitch. Welcome to my womb room. It's quite a place.

Thank you. I think that was a compliment. You're going to have to elaborate on what quite means. I love it.

It's a very well done, casual, comfortable, immensely jealous. I wish I could have this much space to just be like, yeah, yeah, come in.

Just fuck over there. Or you can jerk off over there. And get drunk in that corner. Whatever you want.

I wish I could do that. Well, I started with a little condo. I started with a little tiny condo. I actually started in a radio station.

How about that? In a room, in a radio station. So, you know, you got to start somewhere. Yeah.

So, you are a comedian and a clergy member. No, I'm not a clergy member. No. Well, the reverend part.

Yeah. Yeah. That's mostly a moniker. Don't tell me that's just a joke.

It's mostly a moniker. But I did get, I did get ordained, but it's through a non-denominational church. Universal life church.

There you go. It's a good one. We have all ministers in that big tent. Exactly.

It's mostly for the title. So, it's masturbation month. Merry masturbation month. Have you celebrated yet?

Tell all the truth. Testify, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to, I was trying to come up with a number.

Okay. Oh, a number. Okay. I didn't ask for a number.

No, I didn't. Guys are into numbers, right? I was trying to think. I was like, well, it would be 11 times or 12.

Yeah. Not yet today. Not yet today? But I try to, I don't want to go more than a few days.

Because then you wake up and it's very sticky. Yeah. And you don't want that. Oh, right.

Yeah. Yeah. Because then you're like, oh, shit, and I got to clean the sheets.

And you don't want that. You want to do it deliberately when you have Kleenex. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Kleenex.

A baby wipes. No, no. I shoot for distance. You know, you put the trash can across the room.

Right. And you light it up. Right. Basketball.

You and me can and we're going at it. And then you just clean in the middle with paper towels or whatever. It's carpet. It's an apartment who cares.

Yeah. I pay my security deposit for a reason. Celebrate. Yeah.

Yeah. That's good. You want to talk to me? All right, Reverend.

Well, we're pleased to have you here. Thank you for your testimonial. Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah. You can applaud for the Reverend. Yeah. He's testified.

All right. And we'll come back to you. But I wanted to introduce my lovely Libertine. And here she is.

Yes. I'm Libertine. Lotus Lane. Hi.

Hi. You look beautiful in your pink and aqua. Thank you. Thank you.

I decided to turn it up a little bit from last time. It was my first time here. So I wasn't sure what to expect. Other radio shows are very strict with rules of what you can

and can't get away with. This is a very different kind of radio show. I like that. It is.

It's what can I say? It's radio with pictures. That's number one. And oh, the pictures.

And it seems to be radio without limitation. No, there are limitations. Not as many as when they're in a corporate building. When the radio station is in a corporate office building.

What is that? Safe, same, consensual? We kind of go by that. And legal, brothers and sisters.

It's all very, very hyper legal. So you're legal, right? Barely. I do go for that.

So you were great last week. I was going to say a real reverend. Well, he was a reverend. He kind of was.

And then he became an atheist. He was Dr. Darrell Gray. And he wrote a book called Sex and God. How religion distorts sexuality.

So, you know, we kicked off masturbation month with a little bit of talk about how God gets between our fingers and our puse. But anyway, tonight we're free. Yes, masturbation liberation. Totally liberated.

Did you masturbate this month? I have this month, not today. Not today. Yeah.

We're going to try to rectify that. Right? All right. And we're happy to see you.

And your cute friend back there, Johnny, right? My male escort. Your male escort. Is he like an escort?

No, he's mine only. Mine exclusively. Right. But he could be your exclusive escort and you keep him like a kept man.

Something like that, see? Ooh. I saw him in the kitchen. Hot, hot, hot.

Definitely. All right. So, Candice. Hi.

Hi, Candice. You're going to have to put your pretty face right up to that microphone. There we go. Hello, darling.

Hello. Welcome, Candice. Now, you are Malibu Candice, right? Yes.

But you have another name as well. I have lots of names actually. Okay. What's the other one?

Wait. I was trying to think of one to come up for masturbation month. Yeah, yeah. I have to be the masturbation.

Candice Kitty? Yeah. Pet Candice's Kitty. It just says Candice here.

Yeah, I guess you're Candice. Okay. Most of princess die. Mmm.

Candy for a kitty. You have to eat me first. Ooh. So, Mary Masturbation Month to you.

Oh my God. I didn't know what was wrong with me last night. Now I do. You mean you wanted to and then you didn't?

Oh no, I did so many times. Oh, you did, you did. I was like, what's going on? Nothing was wrong with you then.

I'm a happy girl. Yeah. I do. Every morning and every night is Rachel.

Every morning and every night. Candy can't stop copying a fill on her cunt. Yep. Wow.

That's the poetry there right there. I love alliteration. Yeah, you do. I can tell that.

But it was you saying now that there's something to come up for masturbation month. Thank you. There are two matched tops as well. So I feel that there's some fall something there.

I'm not wearing pink. I'm wearing black. This says pink. Right.

Now you've been in some major motion pictures. I've done a lot of TV, a lot of, right? Should I look that up too? No, I was a little scared about being here but I think this is great.

This is great, right? Yeah. Can we say anything about what you've done? I mean, let's see.

Cosmopolitan? Yeah. I think cosmopolitan. 944.

Playboy. Budweiser. CBS. NBC.

ABC. D-E-F-G. Professional ballet. Whoa.

15 years. We don't have a ballet? No, I have not done pull dancing. If you're a ballet dancer, you can kick it, girl.

Well. Give me a drink and we'll dance. Yeah, yeah. We've got to do that.

Well, you have something that matches your dress right in front of you. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay.

So, did you know about masturbation month before? No, not it. No. This is masturbation education.

I think it's very appropriate. In spite of Bill, right? No, Mr. Bill. We love Bill but, you know, that was.

I can hide him. That was wrong. Dr. Joyce Lynn Elders, right? You can hide him.

Would you like to touch him? Oh, no, Mr. Bill. Is he clean? Yeah.

I want to have foundle head. It just looks kind of real the way it, like, wobbles. Kind of real. You're not sure if it's a president or a dick?

I actually have a bobble head. A bobble? Okay. They made me, instead of a bottle head, my boobs.

You have one. Of you. Oh, I thought you meant a president, Clinton, with just no big deal. Well, his wife is in some trouble.

His wife is in some trouble. Right. Right. Hopefully she can masturbate and relax.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's in some hot water.

Hillary, we love you, Hillary. We're kind of, we are rooting for you. I was actually hoping she ran for president so I could run with her. Yeah.

Which she can't do on top of the desk. I'm willing to do under. Yeah. Sorry.

That's a plan for America. That's right. That's right. You look like you could run for office with a different top on.

Thank you. Yeah. Okay. So this is Ava.

Ava. Ava. You got to get close to that microphone. Can you hear me?

Like you're giving it head. But you don't quite do that because that was so slobbering. You're going to get me excited with the microphone over here. Uh-huh.

Right. It's a nice big black microphone. So Ava, tell me about you. You're a dom.

Yeah. Well, I'm a lifestyle dom and I just casually have been paid for it. I'm not really a pro dom. But I do have a lot of fun with it.

Casually have been paid for it. Is that like instead of dinner and a movie you just get cash on the table? Yeah. Pretty much.

Kind of like that. It's like dating except it's doming and it's. I have. Is that a gateway to being a pro dom?

I guess. I mean I'm interested in doing it. I just. Yeah.

Yeah, definitely. The lifestyle. Definitely. Can we say this?

I mean it's an old fashioned term. Were you a swinger? No, no. Oh, the lifestyle.

Yeah. That's the word for swinger but I think it's also a word for BDSM lifestyle as well. Yeah. No, I mean I guess I was just always a spoiled brat and I liked being in control and.

Right. I can see the spoiled brat in you. Really? What do you mean?

You know, I have a feeling in some sense all of you are spoiled brats. Sure. Never be spoiled enough. But anyway, so you're a spoiled brat, dom, and what about masturbation month?

Have you been celebrating? Yeah. Yeah, but I celebrate every month. Well, yeah.

Yeah. I think life is pretty stressful and I do agree with you. I mean I love to have that stress relief. I love to love myself.

On hand. I don't blame you. Stress relief on hand. Now, do your clients ever get to witness you masturbate?

Yeah, sure. They do. Wow, that's special. And then you do, I'm sure, domination masturbation.

Yes. In which you make them masturbate or make them not masturbate. Yeah, yeah. I think the most popular would be denying them of orgasms.

Right. Yeah. Denying them of orgasms. Yeah.

It's such a terrible thing in a way. I know. That's cruel, cruel. It is.

And of course we've been talking about masturbation liberation and all that. But sometimes, you know, it's a little bit like chocolate cake. If you have too much of it, you get fat and just upset tummy. And so you need to kind of control it a little bit.

Wait, wait, wait. Masturbation makes you fat? That's an analogy. No.

Sorry. No, no, it's fine. It does grow hair on your head though in a sort of mohawk. I mean, unless you have like an ice cream fetish, you know.

Right, right. Which some people do. But some people also have a deprivation fetish, you know. Like, if you deprive of one sense, then the other senses are enhanced.

And also if you deprive of orgasm, then when you have the orgasm, finally it's really kind of explosive. Sometimes, sometimes you kind of miss the boat though. You deny, deny, deny and that's like bye bye.

Then it's just over. You know. So you never deny yourself. You know, I'm a workaholic.

I'm definitely a workaholic. Like, I'm a full-time student and I do have another job. And what are you studying? I don't really want to talk about my private life.

But I'm just, I'm going to leave it at, I'm a workaholic. I'm a nerd. And sometimes I do let the train pass. I'm like really stressed out and I'll just like pass out.

You know, my body will just say, you got to rest. Yeah, we got to rest. Okay, we got to take this thing down right here. Can someone help me here and grab this and put it on the floor.

That's right. Thank you very much. All right. So, Alia.

Hi. Beautiful hair. Lovely corset. There we go.

Merry masturbation month to you. Merry masturbation month to you. Have you celebrated? Yeah.

I'm always celebrating. Always, always. It's two weeks in. It's not even two weeks in.

But always celebrating. A little bit more. Well, maybe a little more consciousness. Probably, probably masturbate like three times a day.

We. So this is mutual masturbation. Yeah. Or is this, okay.

Sometimes. Masturbate on the phone. Do you have phone sex? We do.

You do? Well, we, we all approve of phone sex. It's so much fun. I mean, it is masturbation, but you're kind of with someone,

but you kind of don't have to deal with them. So it's kind of great. You don't, you don't have to worry how you smell and how you look and the person.

Or how they look. Or how they look. Exactly. Or how they smell.

I could be a problem. Right. Right. You know, but you have them in your ear.

Uh-huh. And that is just like your special friend. I mean, it's, it's like a, a beautiful thing. I don't know.

Do you, do you like phone sex? I don't understand why everybody thinks they need to be my special friend. Well, I do.

I understand that. I understand that. I understand that. I mean, look at that dress.

Define special friend. Hmm. When it makes you come. Okay.

Two share. Yeah. Yeah. I can understand why everybody wants to be your special friend.

I'm my best friend. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's of course some webcam.

We have a new wing in the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Actually, we've been doing webcam for a while, but we're really like picking it up because

we're only like 12 years late in regard to that. But, but yeah, we're, we're getting into that. Yeah. Have you ever had sex over webcam?

You're a webcam girl. Of course. I've done that. Oh, you've done that.

Yeah. I do that. It's quite fun and it's kind of like phone sex, but amplified because the funny thing is about webcam is on

webcam. You see yourself. So that's the funny part. At first, you kind of have to get over the initial shock of

seeing yourself masturbate, but for other people, but you're seeing yourself, but then it's kind of good because then it kind of coaches you on how to position your body to not look like a big frump when you're doing

stuff because you're like seeing yourself and then you know other people are seeing you too. And I don't know. It's a big turn on when you're in that webcam session with

someone and they're kind of like directing you on what they like and what they're into because you know what they're ready for. They're not just there to like fuck around and just ask

questions. They're ready. They have their cock in hand or their hand on their pussy and they're ready to like.

Hand on their pussy. How many women do you get? I've only had two women and it was funny because I know she was a girl until halfway in the middle of

the webcam session. And then I think I made a reference to something. No, she started saying something about both our pussies or wet or something about our clits.

And I was like, your girl. And I was like, Oh, that makes it even more like so much more special because the whole time I thought it was a guy and then it kind of even.

Did you see this person? No, that's that's the thing. Might have been a guy. A lot of guys like to imagine they have a pussy,

right? Yeah. Isn't that a popular thing? I mean, there's a few girls that like to imagine we

have dicks, although we can always use a strap one, but a guy, you know, who wants to have a pussy. You don't have that desire. I have a lot to say on this subject.

Okay. I don't want to cut in. I was originally just going to ask if you did the two way thing, but clearly just the one way.

I've seen two way before, but it's just been guys and usually I'm kind of bored. Like I just see it for the initial. Okay.

What does it look like? And then once I see it, then I'm like, okay, I don't need to see it. I can just do my own thing and get you off.

I don't need to see you at the same time. I'd rather look at you. No. No, if I look at them, I get distract.

What if they look like Johnny? Then I'd get really distracted. Yeah. So have you ever had sex on webcam?

I can't answer that question. All right. I'd actually like to share a webcam experience. Yes.

Go right ahead. I was hanging out with a close friend and he casually had his Skype turned on his computer and suddenly we get a phone call from this

really, really cute girl. Wow. She's obviously a cam girl trying to get us to go to her private room.

But instead, you know, we told her that she looked beautiful and she just started to undress in front of us. So this is in the free camps?

This is on Skype. Yeah, free. Totally free. Totally free.

And she just starts in dressing and posing for us. And like that was one of the most exciting experiences.

It really turned both of us on. And were you masturbating? No. We ended up having sex.

Right now. Sex? What the hell? Go for it.

Right. Yeah. Okay. Go on a microphone, Nick.

Nick, go on a microphone. You could share with me. I kind of understand what you mean, but I don't really.

Could you visually like explain what was going on there? He's tweeting for our Twitter. Oh, yeah.

I was hanging out with a close friend and suddenly... I need to see it. I'm a visual learner.

So just if you could do... You want me to take my clothes off? Oh, you said it? I'm not taking my clothes off.

Is that what you want to do? No, no, no. She took her clothes off. Oh.

She showed us her pussy. Well, maybe someone could demonstrate, because I'm not too bright. I could use some help.

I guess not, Nick. Yeah. That's a good line. Wow.

Yeah, exactly. I don't know what titties look like. I totally forgot. It's been at least five minutes,

and I'm going to need to see a lot of them all of a sudden. I don't know. Where am I?

If you're lucky you get to see titties every day, right? Yeah, yeah. You're lucky, yeah.

Well, we do have a certain tittie ritual. My two favorite words. Tittie and ritual. There we go.

I thought so, Rev. Yeah. I like cocktail. Cocktail is pretty good as well.

I love that word. More into the tail than the cocktail. Actually, it involves a cocktail. There you go.

Everybody's favorite words. And I don't see the cocktail on the table, though. Oh, that was open to be real. Aaliyah, could you find out where the cocktail would be

for the Bonoboville Communion? What's this thing? That is a special squirt from one of the squirting performers that's been here.

No, it's water. She filled the jar with squirt. I was going to say, that's a very impressive feat. Lovely, jello shots.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. You have to deserve the body of Bonoboville. This is kind of like Communion with the body and the blood.

That sounds disgusting. Body and blood. But there's something wonderful about, well, right. You are a lapsed Catholic.

I know. Right. But you did this Communion last Saturday, right? Yes, I did.

And so perhaps you could help me demonstrate. Ah, yes. I believe Stella's shot should be served on the test. Would you like to come up and...

No, no, she's a professional. No, well... I'm not a professional lady. She's not a professional Communion receiver.

I want to get a shot from Miss Malibu's house. Well, okay. We can demonstrate. Yeah.

If that'll make you feel more comfortable with your boobage. Yes. You have much more. Okay, wait.

I need a... No, you're definitely more comfortable with your skin than me. So this, brothers and sisters, is the lovely Lotus Lane. Can we have some hands together?

It's the... It's the... It's the... Yes, indeed.

It's the holiday here. Give ourselves a hand. I actually brought a lovely assistant to show the boobs instead of me. Okay.

Oh, I don't know where she is. Stunt boobs. Yeah, stunt boobs. All right.

That sounds... You know, you don't take any boobs. So... It's not man boobs.

No, please no. Well, that depends. You know, you might look at his. All right, so here's what we do.

This is our Bonoboville communion. Come let us play, as opposed to pray. So, you first, of course, lick the nipple of the goddess to make it wet and giggly. And then you sprinkle the cocaine...

No, I mean the salt. We're celebrating, brothers and sisters. No, this is salt. Don't snort it.

Please. It stings like a bitch. Yeah, it does. It does.

It's not good. Officer, be careful. Okay, so here we go. That's a lovely, crescent moon.

Moon over Nipalia. And now I take a Jell-O shot. See, this matches my outfit, kind of, you know. Lovely set, Liliana.

Red, matching red Jell-O shot. Okay, and here we go. I love salt. A more of a salt person than a sugar person.

Okay. So, and now, you know, the Jell-O shot. Okay, at this point, I'm going to get crazy, right? Okay?

But that's what communion does, brothers and sisters. So, you know, you got to go with the flow of it. You just got to take that body. It's great.

It's yummy. Great? Mm-hmm. Okay.

Hang on, hang on. You have to do your communion. I almost cheated. You do not get a Jell-O shot without communion.

It just looks so good when I shot. I would first like to ask anyone if they would like to offer their bounty for communion, and if not, I will. But, yes, you're smiling. Would you like to offer?

I'd offer my ass. You're ass. Beautiful. Come on up.

That would gladly partake in off your ass. Come to us. That is a favorite part of mine. Okay.

Very good, very good. Absolute favorite. And I am looking forward to seeing this ass. Mm-hmm.

There we go. And, yes, the goddess Ava, the ass of the goddess. And, okay, we've got two liquors here. Okay, just stabilize yourself.

Yeah. Stabilize yourself. Yeah. And, you know, you want to lick it good, right?

Okay. And don't forget the salt. There's the salt. You've got to get the salt on that.

All right. So this is a double ass-lick communion here in Bonoboville. This is the Bonoboville communion with Jell-O Shots Provided by Jell-O Shots LA. That's right.

Jell-O Shots LA. You can find them on Twitter. Okay. And here we go.

No, wait a minute. She doesn't get a shot. She doesn't get a shot. Who doesn't get a shot?

All right. So can we have a hand for our Cabrera? That's a stickler for rules. You are.

Right. Oh, you missed a spot. She didn't lick any titties. I think she shouldn't get a shot.

Wait. Oh, you didn't lick any titties or something. Okay. So you need to lick something.

I'm going to need you to lick your own ass. I want to see some amazing shit. Lick your own ass. I had a tranny in here that did that.

I did. Actually, she sucked her own cock. Victoria Vale. Victoria Vale.

Right. And... Very nice. Very nice.

Sounds to me like she's got too much going on. She's got her own pair of tits. She could suck her own cock. That's just unfair to everybody.

This is communion. We can put our hands together and play. You know what I'm saying? Why leave the house?

Some girls have it all. Right. Yummy. Okay.

What's she saying? Gotta get a microphone. Give her a microphone. If we're going to speak.

I said I'm a good dog. You can keep me under the porch if I got all that bone and a pair of tits. Barg for us. Left.

Eat the mic. Okay. So speaking of... She told me she would wear a collar and a leash for me.

Masterbating tranny. Oh, you're with me now. Oh, yeah. We've been speaking of masturbation.

You want to see my masturbating tranny? Yes. Oh, my God. Can I inherit that for me, please?

Here. That's great. Isn't she sweet? I'll give you like $500,000.

That's awesome. Well, for $500,000? Yeah. All right.

Deal, everybody. Thank you. We just find out it's the clinic for you. She's a little tired.

Yeah. She's a little tired. There she goes. Okay.

So you got your lick and who hasn't had a lick? Speaking of there she goes, I recently learned that go is the word for come in Japanese. Hey, I thought it was a game. I've always wanted to learn Japanese.

Today I was being a Wikipedia nerd and I bumped into the term Goken. Goken. I almost puked, you know. What is a Goken?

It means it's a fetish. Yeah. Where the guy likes to watch a woman drink a large cup full of semen. Oh, yeah.

That's just the end of the Bakaki festivals they have right there. Yeah, there you go. I mean, the Reverend understands that. That's just like a major major.

I've been on the internet for a long time. I've seen all this shit. Well, I'm a vegetarian. There's a lot of amino acids there.

A lot of guys feel that their come is sacred. And the combination of different guys come, especially if they're all, like, on the same team, like, you know, that song, like, we're all here.

And it's like, we're just a bowl of us right here and this chick is going to drink it. It's not how much it's what you're eating. That's why the head of the cock has a ridge, actually, is because when it goes in,

the idea is that it's pulling out everybody else's jizz. That's right. That's why men get so turned on. I'm not even making this up.

I realize... No, wait. There's so much jizz in there. Everything I say, you laugh at.

Everybody else's. I'm being sincere. This is why... That's an evolutionary thing.

I'm making me a jizz. Everyone's getting excited. But no, no, you're correct. Dr. Susan knows what I'm talking about.

We have one person on my team of science here. Demonstration purposes, right. Okay, here we go. So we have these different cocks,

and we can see that there is... Not to scale. A ridge, right. Okay, there's a...

This is not in any other animal. And we are animals, brothers and sisters. Even the bonobos have these straight dicks, you know, like carrots.

Well, the humans have this whole ridge going on. And the reverend is right. This is to pull out another man's semen as you're thrusting you being the guy

with the dick, with the ridge. And, well, if there isn't another man, you're just not so inspired to thrust. I like to do a scooping motion myself.

Yeah, there you go. Mmm. We're doing a licking motion here. Oh, and feeding her jello with fingers.

All right, so, yeah, so, you know, I mean, women often don't quite understand all this fascination that guys have with their own sperm.

And it's coming down to sperm wars. Right. Why do they want to put it on my face? Because they like to look at their...

They're beautiful DNA on your beautiful face. I don't understand that. Right. Well, you won't let us see your tits,

so we're going to have to come on your face, too. It's evidence of a job done, you see. That's what that is. Just one...

I mean, look, they look like they're made to be seen. Right? They actually have a mind of their own when I drink this one pops out.

Right, right, right, right. We're ready for your communion, sister Candace. Well, you want to...

Where's Evelyn? All right, so... I would offer my nipples, but I just got them pierced.

Been there. Oh, that's... Aww, look at that. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's just look, brothers and sisters, this is post-piercing nipples. Beautiful. And they're...

These are the tiny titties with big nipples that a lot of people love. They're big fetish, tiny, pretty, perfect titties with big nipples.

My nipples are the right size for piercings, for sure. Yeah, they are. They're very nice. It's beautiful.

Thank you. Oh, yes, very beautiful. So, okay. You want to try them out?

Well, I mean, you said you didn't want anybody to touch them. Oh, no, just touch them. Okay, yes. Yeah, nice.

Does it, I mean, is it okay to twist them a little bit? Yeah, they feel really good, actually. And, you know, my best friend just got her clip pierced. How long you had them?

Like, a month now. Okay. Yeah, but they're going to be, like, fully healed at six weeks. He looks like he suddenly got very interested.

Yeah. I've got both my nipples pierced twice. Right, right, right. And your eyebrows and everything.

My nipples match your eyebrows. Yeah. No, your nipples match my nipples, actually. I have, but I have those.

I want to see your nipples, yeah. You know, come on, just because. They're not as impressive, but. He can make a square.

Oh, come on. Oh, damn, double pierced nipples. There you go. Right, two, right?

Yeah, yeah. Vertical and horizontal. Two, two, two, two. We want to see two nipples.

Right, okay. They're like such a whore right now. He is. We're all whores here.

No, it's fine. I think he should take his shirt off. Yeah. At least.

I promise you, it's way better than like a window. If he did, would you take yours off? I never mind. That's right.

See, don't tell anybody what to do unless you're willing. I like to tell people what to do. You do. Well, actually we have someone we can tell what to do,

and we don't have to do anything. Bring that little bitch over here. He's sitting in the audience right now. He's a little bitch.

And he's such a little bitch. I forget his name. Wait a second. Come on.

Oh, his name is Steve. Steve. We can call Steve Doggy for today. Go ahead, go ahead.

We can call Steve Doggy for today. Okay. How can I know that was Steve? All right.

So Steve. His actual name is Steve the cuck, as in cuckold. But his wife calls him Steve the cunt very aptly. Right.

And he is with a woman who is not his wife. And just as I said, yes, some men, you know, they want to talk about their dicks and some men want to be a pussy or their wife wants them to be a pussy if that works out.

You know. And so Steve is something like that, right? Steve? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. He's also a little bit stiff. Steve is a little bit stiff.

So if we're going to have any fun with him, we have to kind of push him around a little bit, right? Of course, he's here with his dominatrix. No.

No. You're his friend. Friend. Okay.

Friend. Is he allowed to sit and take a mic? I think he should get up onto a mic, first of all. Steve?

Yeah. You sit down here, darling. Oh my God. I can see her beautiful nipples.

We can see those nipples very clearly. They're pointy. They're built-in doorbells. Right?

They could all be. What does it you do curious to know? I'm a comedian. What's your connection with all this?

I'm an actress. Okay. I'm a real one. But if I don't do something great soon,

I might be going to the foreign world. Okay. I was right. I'm going to do a cheat-out.

That looks fun. I didn't mean for that to sound judgmental. I was painfully curious. That's all.

Painfully? Yeah, painfully curious. It's very painful. I get painful about it.

Aww. Look at that. At least you got to put your head on that. It feels good right there on the head.

It's pretty awesome experience. I got to tell you. Maybe she'll show me later. I'll see you in private.

Okay, there's Steve. Steve. Take it away. This is your second time here.

Yes, this was here about 18 months ago. And so your wife sent you here. She's in Vegas doing a gang bang. Oh, she's doing a gang bang.

The wife. You know, hey, why not celebrate masturbation month with a group of friends?

Right. Okay. Yeah. And so you, on the other hand,

are not allowed to celebrate masturbation month. Is that correct? That's correct. Wow.

Poor guy. Am I the only one who wants to see what that looks like? He's been in chastity for six weeks today. I think you are the only one.

Probably. We'll let him show it anyway. I'm fascinated. Yeah.

Okay. Maybe there's a couple more. Just like scientifically, medically. Yeah.

Oh, medically. She's sort of an amateur medical student. So, yeah. So go ahead.

You know, show us. What? Your chastity. Your chastity.

Just drop it. Just drop it. Yeah. You should help him out.

I don't know. Just like the tie and the cop cage would be a hot look. I have so many questions about cop cages. Pretty frigging pathetic.

You do. Here's a weird thing. Here's something I thought was interesting. Recently, I went on Amazon and I bought this,

something was like Nair, but it was specifically for bubacare. And when I bought it, the items, they were like other customers liked these things. All of them were cock cages. And I was like, really?

Because I've been shaving my crotch for a long time and I never put my cock in a cage. I have a lot of questions about the pain. I mean, when one gets hard and you're in a cock cage, if it doesn't have enough room for you to get hard,

how fucking uncomfortable is that? It's not. Very hot. Let him use the microphone.

Yeah, yeah, please. This is not a judgment question. I'm painfully curious. That's like the third time I've used that phrase.

I had to come up with another phrase. It's pretty painful. Yeah? Yeah.

Because you can't... So it just... The cock itself will go, I'm not going to get any harder than this. Swallow up and that's it.

That's it? All right. Oh, he's in the CB2000 series, right? That's got to be painful when you get an erection in a plastic device like that.

So you're, Steve, you're feeling good about this. This is what you enjoy. You're like a good... Exhibitionist?

Not just exhibitionism. You're like a good like shaming, as it were. I guess... I don't mean at the hands of me.

I mean at the hands of them. I'm just curious. I think this is called public disgrace. Okay.

Except what kind of a disgrace is it when you've got beautiful women all around you? I mean... You know. Well, in those gorgeous, crotchless panties.

I got to say, they're working for you. She likes me to wear the crotchless one because it, you know, it accentuates the frames to cockchessy. Yeah, I got you. I got you more power to you man.

But that is a big key word. So get that, Nick, on the tweeting. Public disgrace. There's a lot of people that are into this public disgrace thing, either for themselves or they like to watch someone else being publicly disgraced.

I get enough of that on stage, so I don't need to... That's true, you know? Some people don't get enough. Tell a bad joke and it's just a quiet room.

You're like, I'm going home and shooting myself. Yeah. Right, right. Hey, well, you could be a stand-up comic, Steve.

There you go. Yeah. Stand up there naked cock in a cock cage. You'd be like, let me tell you a thing or two about me.

Probably the only thing I'd have to do is just stand there. I wouldn't say anything. And you wouldn't... You'd be like the best because anybody who echoes you, you'd be like, fucking, what do you got?

Come on, bring it. Okay. I've had worse. Steve.

Maybe you should... What's that? The girl seemed to want to whack you. That's a cock cage.

So I would say you should get into a whacking position here. It cages his cock. We got a whip over here that'll stamp you with the word slut right across your ass. There you go.

So like, if you have a boyfriend, you can put him in that. I'm going to get the pussy pipe away from you. Add my glasses. Keep him from cheating?

Nothing. Okay, so... So get on the table. So ladies...

I mean, there's got a lock on it. I mean, who's going to go through that kind of trouble? Yeah. Oh, we also have...

So I got a whip over here that does slut. It does. And... Yes, indeed.

Hopefully, if I slap him hard enough, I'll mark him. Sister Ava, go for it. You got to give him one big whack. Nope.

I need to do a bigger... You got to pop it. Let me hold the microphone. You got to, yeah.

Pop it. I got to go full force. You got to work on your spank technique, sister. I was actually watching spanking porn last night.

It's good. Whoa. I don't know why. Not bad.

You can see that she's... I see it a little bit. You want to put the wrist strap on and really go at it, you know? Yeah, that's not bad.

Except you're mushing the alphabet together, right? Yeah, that's going to be hard to, like, aim exactly at the right... It's like... It's what it looks like.

This is not how I envisioned my Saturday night going. I don't know if I want my mink level over Steve's ass, frankly. How you feeling, Steve? That's the girl's asses.

Give us a holler. You know? Nobody's going to believe us. You can rub your hair on him if you want.

Well, they can't now because you're on video. I know. Whoa. You know?

I'm sure all my family... You're really going for it. I love it. I love it.

I got to say I love spanking. Can you pull your top down for a beautiful look here? Okay, and now we have a kiss for the beauty. Okay?

Just madness. Okay. One top down moment. Can I do it?

There she is with her new pierced nipples. I'm not going to make you. I know. She can be the first person to lick my freshly pierced nipples.

There you go. They're like a month old. They're like a nipple. Is that an offer?

That is. That sounded like an offer. I'll give you the honor. Safe, sane, and consensual.

Yeah. You stay there, Steve. And you're chastity. You are not allowed to masturbate in masturbation month.

Come on. This is masturbation deprivation. Masturbation domination. Nation.

All right. The masturbation nation. We are the masturbation nation. That's for sure.

Whoa, whoa. Can we do that to you? I want to see your boobies. I've never had a flight.

The thing is we are consensual, but they are so irresistible. They feel amazing. Can I motorboat them? Yeah.

Oh. Nice. Mmm. I love boobies.

Come on. Everyone is meatballing. Mmm. All right.

Let's get him. And you have such ample ones. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Good for sense, baby. All right. Don't get too far.

She's just a little bit... Look. They got very hard. She does it perfectly.

She's too extra. Yeah. You can't put salt on those because of the way that they are. But, uh...

She actually thought it was not bad for them. Oh, really? Okay, then you could do community. Would you like to do community?

All right, so now we get the salt. The thing that looks like cocaine. Could you bring it? Can we switch it out?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so this is the one you wet.

There we go. All right. It's all wet. Whoa.

That was a nice deep voice. Asking for ass. All right, so now we have, uh... We have nipple for you.

Was that the wet spot? Was that the wet spot? It's a wet spot in the back of her dress. Yeah, she said it on microphone.

Look at this dress. That's quite a dress. It looks like the kind of dress is just supposed to just come off.

Yeah. We'll talk about it in six months. Okay, we'll talk about it. All right, so now you have your nipple.

And Candice does communion. Mmm. Somehow sucking a nipple on camera is okay, but showing hers is not.

And whatever, you know? Oh, no, I just thought about that. You know? She just did that,

but you might as well have your jello shot now. She's just so never hiring. Well, you know, this is the Disneyland for adults.

And you are adults. Jello shot. I think my style. Okay.

All right. Your style. Okay. Hold the mic.

Okay. Where's the jello shots? May we have a jello shot, please? They go very fast.

Oh, no, here they are. We still have some. Right. Okay.

So what is your style? Hold the mic. Okay. Do I get the honor

of getting the jello shot from her boobies? Oh. I get to see these boobies.

Well, I mean, I won't take the whole jello shot. Okay. Okay.

Let's split. Okay. Okay. Look at how we're just sitting.

Mmm. Mmm. Yummy, mommy. Mmm.

Oh, put the microphone down. Not in front of you. You're huge. Yeah.

Mmm. Oh, yes. Mmm. Communion tatas.

Definitely. That's here it is. For yummy. For sister Candace.

For yummy. Pulling her blouse halfway down, which amounted to more than most of us when we pull it all the way down,

because hers are like. Now you can tell people that you're a walking loser, Kevin. Three times as big as ours, right? That was very good, Reverend.

Thank you. Yeah, are you? I don't understand. I'm not funny tonight.

Is it because he's dilling it? Oh, I apologize. I'll be quiet. Mmm.

But he didn't get a jello shot off of anybody. Do you want to, would you, I mean, should we let him

have a jello shot off of a body part? Oh, he has a, he has a monogamous relationship. No, I, no, not that.

No, I just, you know, I'm good. Gay. I'm good. I'm here to.

Gay. You gotta be AA. Gay? You gotta be AA or gay.

No, I just, for whatever reason, I don't know, in my mind, I'm like, yeah, I probably shouldn't. You really don't want to make,

like, either of us nipples. Well, she's off the table. Um, you just, No, what about the thing that you did with us?

Would you do that with him? I feel like that's, She just said the thing that she did with us with the jello shot in the deep,

deep, deep cleavage is on the table for you. I mean, her table. All right.

All right. Here he comes. Yeah. No man.

See, all these guys are rooting for you. You're the guy. Oh, oh, oh, this guy. Right.

Right, right, right. He's like, what about me? No, whack him again. Whack him again.

Yeah. I want you to go. Whack him when you're right. I have my, um,

Well, you know, right now there's no area. I'm going to do your back. Okay. I can do the back.

You're going to tell me. Like that. Oh, I'm sorry. You can spank me.

All right. Brothers and sisters, we have comic meets, uh, how would you like to identify?

Comic meets Candice. It's Malibu Candice. Malibu Candice. Right, right, right.

How are you feeling? You ready for this? You're Malibu Candice. That's what you go as an actress.

You go by that name? Story. Wait, uh, we're, okay. All right, all right, all right.

We have two flavors. It sounds like one of those up on night, um, movies, you know? Malibu Candice in Car Wash 3.

There are shoes in the middle of the floor. Did I say Malibu Candice? Yeah. Can we move these shoes?

Um, It sounded like you said Candice. You're smiling so much. What are the options here?

Can you move your shoes? Doggy. Doggy. Move your shoes out of the way.

All right. So, um, Malibu Candice, I mean Candice. Oh my gosh. I'm not alone on this.

Okay. Candice is from Candice. Pick which one he gets. Clear or, or do you, or.

I don't know which one's which. Lime or, great. I'll go with, I'll go with a lime. Let's try that.

Okay. I'm gonna take the lime out though. All right. So now.

You get to hold this again. Cause. Okay. Here, this goes over.

Can you just put that over there? Okay. All right. So now, here we go.

In the cleavage. Major cleavage. Where's the microphone? Where'd the microphone go?

Where's the mic? Where's the mic? Where's the mic? Oh, here's another mic.

Oh, here's the mic. Is she supposed to hold the mic? No, no, no. Um, actually I'll hold the mic.

Okay. Because you are going to be busy. All right. Okay.

I have no idea how I'm supposed to do this, but, all right. How's he doing? I don't know. Slabber a little bit.

He spit on it. How was it? You got it all? Yeah, yeah.

It's not bad. Not bad. Uh-huh. Was that like, did that remind you of breastfeeding?

No. My mom's ditch went that big at all. Right. Good.

All right. So let's hear it for the reverend. Woo-hoo. And, uh, yeah, it's, um, so, okay, here goes the reverend.

He's, he's had his communion. And now I'm all alone on the stage with Steve, the cuckold. Bend over, Steve. All right.

My stunt boobs would like to do this. She was sitting down and she left. There she goes. All right.

Find Malibu's stunt boobs. It's masturbation month. And we actually haven't really done any masturbation. I have.

Oh, well, no, people have, I'm sure, all day. And, and you did last night. And, but I mean on the bed tonight. Oh, I'll watch.

Well, I know. I'll make cat calls. Yeah. Yeah.

Appropriate remarks. I would like to learn something. Where are my guests? And everybody just left.

They were. Hmm. I brought a little porn star. Where is she?

Where, where? They're being good bonobos and getting stoned and other things. Oh, no, no, no, not during the show. If they want to do that, they have to use a pussy pipe.

Well, that's what I said. So I'm going to go get it. Get, get them. No, I have it right here.

But you also find her stunt boobs. Evelyn. He wants to get up. He's bored.

You can make some music with that beat. It's pretty good. Yeah, it's not bad. Come on, let's do it.

We will rock you. Why don't you put him on that thing for a while? Wow. Actually, Slut is coming out on his back very nicely right here.

Ben, they're done. Can we put him on the rack? Oh, here you are. Lotus Lane, you know.

Do you mind the rack? This is a beautiful skirt. But it looks like it would be very, very hot. You have balls where you bend over like that?

Uh, it's leather. Isn't it like, or leather or something? Yeah, no, it's leather. Hmm.

Don't you want to take it off? Evelyn, I have some balls to hurt. You've been in it a long time. You told me you were going to...

You told me you were going to... Listen to me. You said. Okay.

It's masturbation month. And, like, we have the Sybian. Dun dun. Dun dun.

And the Hitachi. And also, you can get the personal toy of your choice. Ah, here we go. He's going to come.

Oh, I like that. Choose a toy. I've got a gift basket of toys. You want that?

Wait, wait, wait. I'm looking. Oh, look, look, look. Pick a toy.

Little girl. See? So many goodies to... Okay, yeah, I'll go.

He wants to prove it. This is from Swingtastic Toys. Right? We love Swingtastic Toys.

Woo! Yeah, and what is it actually? White Knights. Ooh.

I'm so jealous of the variety of toys we have. I like Knights. Yeah. Unfortunately.

All men we get is a rubber hole. Yeah. Okay. Right?

It's unfortunate. So, let's see. What do you do? What do you do?

What do you do? What do you do? Well, it certainly looks like... We get all these toys.

We break the fingernails off. Let's see. Let's see if they have... You know what?

Hey, tech department. Battery. Batteries. Batteries.

Tech department. Woo-hoo! Oh, yeah. Oh, I see.

So, the only reason you still date men is because they'll move it for you. I get it. All right. All right.

Do you want to put them up on the cross? You want to put the cuckold on the cross? Now, cuckolding, by the way, is also a kind of fetish that has to do with sperm wars. Right?

Yes? Johnny? Come on. Up to the microphone.

Step right up. Hey, Johnny. A mouth? Yeah.

It's pretty awesome. Here I go. Hello, Johnny. Speaking of cuckolding, I am a little bit cuckold myself.

I must admit, I'm pretty damn masculine to the outside. I'm even a military vet, but honestly, I'm a wee bit cuckold. Sorry, my fiancee. Oh, yeah, no sweat.

Here's a little something. I'm glad you're back. Yeah. I'm feeling compelled to make you suck my dick right now.

Not bombing people anymore. I might want to. Yeah. Yeah.

Come on out here. I want to make you suck my dick right now. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

Absolutely. I, in fact, have a dick for you to suck. Oh, and here's this toy, which is a lovely masturbatory device from Swingtastic Toys. And here you go.

Ooh. It vibrates. Yeah, liquid tip. And it's that nice, smooth, deep vibration.

Ooh, yes, you can hide it in your skirt, sort of. It's a little big for that, actually. Oh, you got getting him to suck your dick. I see just the straw.

All right. We need to graduate, right? Yeah. We got to get something.

We do. Size-appropriate. Where is my strap on? I have a strap on here, right here.

And it vibrates, but you don't have to put it on vibrate. You know, because when you're sucking, you don't want to put it on vibrate. Ooh. I kind of like how my skirt is holding it up.

Yes. But I like it better if your legs would hold it up. But it's kind of cute like that. Let's take a picture of her skirt holding it up.

Oh, my God. Oh, what am I checking out? Oh, get the shirt off, though. Can you get his shirt off, please?

Because he has a nice body. Mary masturbation month. Hello. Hi, Ivy.

Yeah? How you doing over there? I'm doing very merry. Yes, I'm getting merry.

Oh, yes. Look at these legs, brothers and sisters. These are some legs. Some gams.

Yeah. These are some gams. I've always been told. Some Betty Grables.

Lotus Lane. Mm-hmm. Lotus Lane. You are hot.

You are. And you have yourself a swing-tastic toy, and you have pretty pink high heels. And what's going on over here?

He's showing me his skills, and I gotta say, it seems like he does it a lot. Again. Can we get the shirt all the way on?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. He definitely has the technique of a professional, worthy of being a teacher.

When it comes to second class. No. Alrighty. It's hot, brothers and sisters, you know.

You got it. Just take it off. There's a fan over there. Can we get a fan pulled up here?

Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, let's get... Oh, thank you.

I already feel the fan coming towards us. Mm-hmm. So, cuckold Steve. How you doing there?

Mary masturbation month. I guess this is masturbation domination tonight. I just gotta say that he's a really, really good boy. Steve or Johnny?

Yeah, Steve. This one is Steve. He's a good boy, and he really loves his wife. I give him props for wearing exactly what she ordered him to. And she's having a gang bang tonight.

And she's having a gang bang, so... I'm sure he's happy. Are you happy? Yes, I'm happy. I'm proud of you. Aw.

How many guys is she getting married? That's a beautiful marriage. How many guys are going to fuck her in the gang bang? Well, actually, tomorrow is our 19th anniversary.

She's doing one guy for each year. We've been married. Oh, wow. And does it not feel good to know that your wife is satisfied? Yes, man.

Evelyn Pierce. Evelyn Pierce. I knew it was something to do with piercing and piercing. There's an Evelyn Pierce.

There's an Evelyn and Evelyn. Evelyn Pierce, I remember you. How are you? Good.

Yeah, you were here like months ago. And you came with the lovely Candice Malibu Candice. Yes, but you didn't get your Bonoboville Communion. You should get one.

Okay. I don't know if you want to do it with Candice or you want to just come up here for free for all time. Yeah, okay. We've got two more Evelyn Pierce.

Wait. No, no, no, no. Come on up here. Come on up here.

Come on up here. We have to find out. How old are you, Evelyn Pierce? Might as well find out before.

How old are you? You're 22. Okay. Okay.

We just have to be sure because we don't do anything illegal. Even though it looks like we do. I know it does, but we... Okay.

So, oh, whoa. Well, you're leaning against the city and that's a start. You're going to get your pussy eaten. Okay.

That's just as good. Yeah. I mean, you know, okay. And you can take your pants off.

No problem. And somebody could put the strap on and fuck you. I mean, we'll see if you can run it back. Right?

Yeah. I knew there was a reason I said off that stage. Yeah. Reverend, we appreciate your sharing communion with us.

Closer to the end. It was a good time. I just had to get out before I got a strap on shoved at me. Oh, yeah.

No, we wouldn't do that to you unless you begged. I see that's how it works around here. But that mohawk looks like it would feel good against a pussy. You know, I had a choice.

I should try that. Yeah, it looks like a sex toy. You're usually too fixated. Oh, look at this.

Oh, yeah. She's got her swing elastic toy. And she's got her... Vibing on the clip.

Her... Yes. She's got her man licking, licking, licking, licking, licking that clip. My lucky cut.

Oh, yeah. He is a cut as well. See, brothers and sisters, you can combine masturbation and just about anything. You know, you could be doing your homework and masturbating.

But certainly oral sex and masturbation is a very nice combination, right? Very nice. Yeah. Nice underwear, too.

Calvin Klein's. And in all the different colors. You got to take these pants off. Yeah, we got to see that.

Oh, yeah. Look at that. Oh, do you want to put on the strap on? Get him.

Oh, Evelyn. Evelyn is here. Look at this outfit. Can you stand up here, Evelyn, fierce?

Oh, my goodness. Turn around. Look at this. Brothers and sisters.

She's pretty, too. Where's the microphone? Who's got the mic? Who's got the mic?

See, mics get lost around here. Yeah. So, how are you doing since I saw you last? This is really good.

You've been, like, doing all kinds of porn. Yeah, I have. Wow. So, it's no big deal for you to do a Bonoboville communion.

I guess not. No. So, we have some music to strip by? Strip, cheese.

Evelyn, fierce brothers and sisters. Put your hands together. Actually, you look like your sister. I mean, you...

I almost thought you were the same. You look so similar. She's my prima. What's up?

Oh, yeah. You want to help her off with her dress? Of course. Mmm.

Mmm. I feel like such a lucky girl. Seriously. So many beautiful women on stage tonight.

Oh, look at this. Like, every woman on stage is really beautiful. I know, huh? You're in your element.

I know. Aww. Look at that. Peach!

Peach brothers and sisters. I think the word is peach. Yeah, perfect color for that ass. Pull it down with my teeth.

Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful. How'd you get such a beautiful body?

A little more comfortable. Oh, yeah. Okay, so are we ready for our Bilbo Bilbo community? Yeah.

Well, I think you're ready to be on her. But, oh, you do it on someone else. Let me just tell you what I think. You're cute.

But yeah, I look like you are. I finally get the camera. Oh, you know, too well. That's my old friend though.

I'd like to communion again, actually. Okay. I'll try. Yeah.

We just communion together. We can have a few communions. Yeah. Off of the holy tips of Candace.

I will bring the holy salt. Okay, first the licking. Or maybe just kissing. You know.

Yeah, all right, here we go. Mmm. I've had to take my top off a lot today. Well, could you keep putting it back on?

Yeah. Oh, I love it. Okay. And a little bit.

Mmm, Evelyn. Oh, yeah. Very fierce. Woo.

And your choice, Milady. Well, that's margarita flavor. The Noboville Communion provided by Jell-O-Shots LA. And our friend Lisa.

Mmm. The best way possible, I'll never look at communion the same way again. Okay. So you two can just keep going with whatever you're doing.

And I'm going to check out what's going on over here. Oh, yeah. Lotus Lane. Oh, yeah.

I'm getting pleasure in double ways by a man and the best ever. And she's got the chinchilla glove gliding across. You do not know what that feels like until you've had it on your body. And your bare chest wraps it against your neck.

It's beautiful. Oh, man. And she's a claw. It's like, mmm-hmm.

Whoa. Now, I mean, you look so comfortable. I would hate to disturb that, but if you want, you could ride the city. I have been waiting for my invitation.

Okay. You're invited. And this is your saran wrap. Measure B people.

Okay. This is special saran wrap for Lotus Lane only. And here she goes. And these are juxtapose leather vloggers.

They are leather. Nice little leather. All right. Nice little mini handle.

Yeah. Here we go. And who's going to be the controller of this? Yeah.

You can control that. Go ahead. I'm usually so controlling, but I'm micromanaged too much. Make her holler.

Where's my toy basket? Get me my toy basket. There it is. Back there.

Yep. Yep. Would you care to share a toy? Your own or no?

Got to wiggle it down on that toy. She's... And we have Holy Water Louvre, brothers and sisters, provided by... Divine Interventions.

Is it open? Oh, it's brand new. Yes, it's... That's nice.

Oh, right. Measure B people. That's right. It's brand new Holy Water Louvre.

Measure B. Okay. So we got your Measure B right here. Yeah.

Nice little sloppy. And we've got an attachment on our Sybian tonight. Yes, we do. We have an attachment.

A little flavor to it. And say, Lord, I masturbate and I am not afraid. Testify. Yes, Lord.

I used to be afraid, but not anymore. Yes, let's hear it for Sister Lotus. And we have Livio on the controls with a parakeet. I mean, a parrot or something.

This is not bird sex, okay? Although it kind of reminds me of the myth of Lita and the swan. The bird is getting excited. Look at that.

Oh, my God, she's a torment. Oh, yes. And we have Alia just tantalizing her with chinchilla glove and some sort of long fingernail thing.

It feels awesome. It's a long claw scratcher. Yeah. Somebody slap his balls.

Somebody slap his balls. Oh, you're lucky she did it with her hands. Wow. Oh, yeah.

And Livio's got the controls. And she's slowly moving them up, up, up. Yeah, he knows what's going on. Up, up, up.

How's it feeling there, Lotus? Really good and deep. It's like a deep vibration. Rock that Sybian.

Oh, yeah. Rock it, girl. And speaking of great asses, look at this ass back here. Whoa, that is a nice, beautiful ass.

Look at this gorilla. So we can get a good ass. Yeah. I like the attachment you have on here.

It's like just... Yes. It's a nice attachment. Oh, yes.

And you have such a lovely, elaborate tattoo here. I can feel Livio's, like, every move that she does on the fun day. Yeah.

Here she goes. It does feel like that because I feel like it's driving me crazy and I can't, like, help it. Yeah.

Talking to the mic. I'm coming. Oh, she's now revving it up. Reven it up.

Here we go, Reverend. Do you rev up like this, the Reverend Mitch? Yeah. Yeah.

Are you like a Sybian in your pulpit? Yeah. That's a tough thing to compete with, but I'd certainly cry. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, she's now feeling it. I can hold the mic because you can't. Yes, here she goes, brothers and sisters.

Lotus Lane is riding the Sybian for masturbation love. Yeah, riding. Yeah. Look at all these guys locked up in chastity

and excited out of their minds and girls excited, naked girls in the audience. Wow. Everyone's looking at Lotus Lane

riding the Sybian for masturbation month. Yeah. She's our Libertine Lotus. Still salty from the communion.

Oh, yeah. And now the, it has gone down. Damn. Now, have you come?

Yeah, I think I came like three times. Three times, brothers and sisters. Can we have a hand? Can you put your hands to Miss Lotus Lane?

And I think Johnny, she probably is going to need a licking after this. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Okay. All right. That's beautiful. Oh, yeah.

She doesn't want to get off. All right. That's no problem. No, that's okay.

Just keep riding. It's my turn to get off. No, you know, you could stay on. It's all right.

I do probably need to clean up. I just got lost in the moment. Yeah. Lost in the moment.

That's the kind of moment we like to get lost in. Better than getting lost on the freeway. I know. I almost get lost to the freeway on my way here.

Well, we are so glad you came. Three times. Yeah. Okay.

Who else wants to ride the Sybian? Anybody else want to ride the Sybian? We can change the, the saran wrap. Wrap for the sake of Measure B and your pussy.

All right. Well, a few more jello shots. Yeah. Oh, how are you?

I'm feeling great. Where's your little sister, Evelyn Fierce? She looks very much like your little sister or something. Really?

Yeah. Right? She told me she's scared of the Sybian. Oh, she's scared of the Sybian.

Yeah. Wow. You don't have to put the mic in front of me. I actually have a strict like no video policy.

Otherwise, I'm really curious to try it out. Yeah. Well, you can try it out in the after party. Yeah.

Yeah. I've been, I had been looking at them actually. I really wanted one. You've been looking at a Sybian.

Yeah. I mean, it's better than any man. Well, they feel a lot better than they look. Yeah.

And they don't whine and complain like men do. Oh, yeah. Right. I thought that was what women do.

If I may, I've always been curious about this because I've seen a lot of videos of women riding the Sybian and they lose control and in a good way. Yeah. Like orgasm.

Yeah. What would be if one were to just have the dildo with the suction cup would have vibrating one, how different would that be from a Sybian? What makes it uniquely make you lose your mind?

Horse power. Ah, okay. Yeah. Much like the Hitachi.

Well, yeah. The Hitachi is great. The Hitachi is not as strong as the Sybian. It was your favorite.

The Hitachi is actually my favorite. My... And it's concentrated. The Sybian is, of course, like riding a horse.

You know, you got to ride it. You got to get up. The Hitachi is the lazy woman's pleasure here. Come over here this way.

I got you. I got you. I'm just going to put a discouli over here. Right there.

That's it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I got like three of these at home.

Feel that buzz. Yes. Feel the power of Sister Ava. Yes.

That power. Oh, yes, Sister Ava. Oh, power me down, baby. Power me up.

Oh, look at the cuckold sucking the strap on. Yeah. So much to look at in here. Yeah.

Oh, I'm feeling that Hitachi. Yeah. Hitachi is our friend. There's no doubt.

And Hitachi, of course, you can very easily use while fucking. Oops. Those are my headsets, but they were getting crazy. Oh, okay.

We have Fresh. Some men actually enjoy it. Measure B compliant saran wrap here. Just in case you want to try it.

I mean, you could try it without sitting on it. Like you could just put yourself around it to feel the vibration if you want it. Yeah, right. I'm feeling your strict video policy is going to get a workout today.

Okay, here we go. I want to see how it works. Oh, you're just going to hold it. It looks like I'm riding it.

I may as well. You didn't have to do anything, but you could sit on it without taking your panties off. Right? Yeah.

Now, what is this strict video policy? No, don't question that. Everyone has their limits. She has limits.

We're just trying to find whether we can find something we like within her limits. I actually come really easily and I tend to squirt. We have towels. I'm afraid of trying it.

Yeah, I don't want to lose control on video. No. I think you'll be very much in control. Please do.

Aliyah thinks you should. Yeah. Okay, put your hand on it then. Just your hand.

Okay. Hand. Okay. You're going to feel it now.

Harry likes a bite, man. It sounds amazing. I think you should get on. Have you been on it?

One. Do it again. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

I got my personal boundary. It's going on its own. It's a ride on this horse. Do a handstand and splits and grind up on him.

Get up there. I think I would have the top. Not now. Without the top.

What do you mean? Oh, the little dick-like thing. You can do a handstand now. You're like, I can't see anything.

We can take that off. But yeah, I mean we have another top. I'm very derated all night. The calm top.

The topless top. Okay. Who's going to get the pink one? Ava is going.

No. No clothes off. This is a clothes on experience. Where's the microphone?

Oh, you got it. Okay. Here we go. Oh, I love that tree of cucks.

Yeah. You don't want a nail going through your pussy, even with your clothes on. Right?

Like this? Oh, yeah. Sure. It's not hash.

Yeah. Yeah. I know. I'm sorry.

If you want, you can. There we go. I'm going to use your eye. I like the eye.

I like the eye. All right. Now we have a junior attachment. For, you know, it's like training wheels.

It doesn't really have a dick. Well... It's dickless. It's a dickless cibia nail.

I mean, I still got stuff on. Yeah, you got plenty of stuff. There's plenty of stuff. There's no worries.

All right. Well, Miss Ava, you're not going to abandon Aliyah here. You seduced her into getting on here. All right.

There's nothing that I love more than the female rakeism. Aw. That warms our hearts. And I think she looks really beautiful.

She does. She is going to look amazing coming. I love this slip thing here. This is amazing.

Steve looks good. Yeah. He's got himself a mouthpiece. He's a dick mouth.

Yeah. And Aliyah is riding quite well. I can actually feel the vibration off her body right now. Yeah, you can.

I see that. I'm shaking. You're getting a sympathetic vibe. It tears me off.

I'll hold the bite. You can feel free to embrace. Big mouth. There they go.

Celebrating masturbation month on the Sybian. Every day. We got Sister Ava and Sister Aliyah. Aliyah.

All right. Feel that feeling. Feel it, sister. Feel it between your legs.

It's got to go through 12 crinolines, but you can feel it. Yes. Yes, indeed. Yes.

Whoa. It also can give you a case of the giggles sometimes, this kind of thing. Laughter is a mental orgasm. Isn't that right, Reverend Mitch?

If you can make her laugh, you can win her heart and her genitalia will soon follow. Yes, Matt. Reverend Mitch has used the opposite order. Okay.

Either that or you have your own Sybian. Yeah. I got to get one of those for the home. $1,200.

Nice. $1,300 with tax. You don't fuck around with those controls. You're not shy with those.

No, I got her on, because she's wearing 12 layers of underwear. Yeah. Crank that shit up. Crank it up.

You got to crank it up. But I'm starting to hear a whimper. Yep. I think we're getting some feeling in there.

And Steve is gyrating. Yeah. He's really feeling the feeling. He wishes he could masturbate.

It's masturbation month and Steve can't masturbate. He's got masturbation deprivations. And we got masturbation lesbianism here. Okay.

Yeah. Masturbation. Domination. Masturbation.

Deprivation. Masturbation liberation. It's all about you. The powers in your hands, brothers and sisters.

Or your Sybian, if you have one. Does she just have whimper orgasms or does she scream? No, she screams. Okay.

You got to keep this going until you scream that. It's a hold back, baby. She does like to get spanked, though. Go corsets.

This is a commercial announcement for Aliya Corsets. Buy her a corset. If she comes. She's coming for your corset.

I did. Whoa. You might have to take her corset off now. Whoa.

How you doing? I'm good. It's still kind of like pulsating. It is.

Oh, okay. There she is. Whoops. All right.

Okay. Oh, we're in overtime. Okay. Brothers and sisters, we are going to find out where everybody's from,

and then we're going to let you masturbate on your own. So, first of all, thank you, Aliya. Thank you. And you can reach her on Aliya Corsets.

At Aliya Corsets. On Twitter. Okay. Get her a corset so she can wear it on the Sybian again.

Okay. Okay. And we have Ava. You can find me on Twitter at worship underscore Eva.

Eva. Yeah. And you can find me on Instagram as miss Eva triple X. Oh.

M-I-S-S or just M-S. M-I-S-S. Eva. And then three Xs.

Got it? All right. And miss Evelyn fierce. You can follow me on Twitter at twitter.com dash evelyn fierce.

You're so pretty. Have you ridden a Sybian? I have actually. You have?

Did you like it? I have. I've tried the fuck machines and all those. They're all pretty fun.

A little bit like you? Wow. Well, we'd love to see you on the Sybian. Well, do you want to do it?

For climate? Yeah? Okay. Let's change it.

Let's change it. Let's change it. Okay. Change.

Change. Change. Change. Change.

Change. Change. Change. Change.

Change. just a little because she's so little okay oh yes here's your sister she I mean right they look a little sister right she's your wife she's my cousin your cousin okay cousin I mean if sisters bother yeah cousins are they allowed to

do that on video sisters no okay cousins okay here we go here we go happy masturbation man the prettiest nipples oh they are very tiny they're tiny and sweet and beautiful like you okay and now oh look who's here mama Candace yes yes so you're gonna be here to support your girl yeah that's very

nice I believe in supporting people yeah I you know but not tits they had a very little support yeah okay all right so now we have a fresh and beautiful plastic wrap hmm okay well I mean you could do the controls if you promise to be good would you like that would that make you feel in control okay well this

is you know what what creates the vibration right okay I think I'm gonna get back here I'm gonna take off these heels and get back here so I can get this microphone right here okay so yeah so this this kind of turns if it's got an attachment which it doesn't so it doesn't do that much but this really pulls

the vibration up right okay so yeah celebrating masturbation month in Bonoboville we have sister Eva and sister Evelyn their names are even close views so beautiful and we are imagining that their sisters or cousins or something like that so beautiful whoa no it's back it's back yeah I think something

back here got unplugged there we go there we go it's time are you having sadistic fun oh yes somehow now that's sadistic when it goes off like that there it is there it is I think I have to sit here to work oh Evelyn fierce you are so fierce for a little girl yeah

what feels amazing I gotta admit yeah like a rollercoaster I do still going if you know a small way okay here we go this is you're gonna try it right now okay I think you should you should try it we also have these stand by Hitachi which we have now put a condom on measure B people okay so we are you know full service

you're doing and say and say right okay and now we have a big piece of saran wrap coming off you know we should sell this I think this was what actually it's worth quite a bit of money yeah maybe you should just put it on okay and now we need another okay here we go Evelyn fierce hmm she's been living with we need

this to go over this so yeah it's about time okay who's got some fingernails and can pull this apart here just yeah there you go okay and just put this over to the side here lower very good there we go I've actually never tried one of these and I've always wanted to try one yeah dream come true sister Eva with her pretty panties

like somebody slap his balls again too fast it's like a number yeah not that's medium how's that finding the optimal buzz level brothers and sisters how about them whoa just go off the city and that's what happened there all right well yeah that

happens sometimes like falling off a horse and it's okay you know better than falling off a horse I think it's your turn I have ridden the city and many many times I want to hear you mom you do I would do it if you pulled your top down you'll do it the whole way what I'll do it the whole way you'll come for me

I'll come for you if you pull your top down cameras off okay we'll do it in the after-party on okay so okay let's hear it for a ball and okay okay let's let's hear report here I need to buy one of these okay and Evelyn fierce how was your city and ride that's pretty awesome I think they look like sisters right yeah can

you yeah oh give each other a little happy masturbation month kiss mmm are you jealous I knew it I knew it you are jealous I bet if you pulled your top down they'd be all over your tits and you wouldn't be alright and you wear this thing I mean at least you could wear some spaghetti straps so we wouldn't be

able to just pull it so easily we have to be so well that's because they drive around with that a driver's license so I do know oh you flashed the officers mm-hmm I have a yes the license or registration I said we're gonna pull you over lady which one Russia pull them out alright so let's see so who is who are we thanking

we're thanking everybody so thank you okay we found we know where to find you on Twitter say it again worship underscore Eva I think we will and and we found you already we talked about yep Evelyn fears right right and Malibu Barbie I mean the Candice Malibu can't what is it and this he goes on Twitter you

said your name I did that's my okay she's she's out brothers and sisters she's out of the closet right she is but her tits are still in her dress that's unfortunate thing okay and who else who else Lotus Lane thank you Lotus Lane and come on back in come on everybody we're saying goodbye can you get the

bonobo sign please yes that's it yeah mm-hmm want to play with my my tranny doll my masturbating tranny doll yes brothers and sisters who didn't say thank you anybody I guess I guess we had them all did we say where to find you sure okay where do we find you Reverend Mitch let's see revmitch.com REV MIT CZ.com that is

a very weird spelling what's the problem with you it's just for funds actually just MIT CZ on Google will find everything my Twitter my Facebook and my T CZ yeah that's everything it's like a terrorist kind of name isn't it I hope not he's a sweetie let's hear it for Reverend Mitch thanks for having me this

has been a blast thank you you ever been on a show like this no no what the shame that's it all right and well we'll let you you can't really thank anybody because you got your mouth full that's that's your problem all right so brothers and sisters we are gonna wind up this masturbation celebration it is all month

long brothers and sisters so so you know if you didn't do it yet you got plenty of time so hmm you know masturbation is the most natural thing in the world animals do it the bonobos do it a lot especially in the zoo well when you're in jail you masturbate more too so you know bonobos are the make love

not war chimpanzee they are our mascots and our inspiration because they make peace through pleasure and we follow in their footsteps they are our kiss and cousins 98 point something percent genetically similar to us humans they give us hope for a peace on earth that's created through our wild sexuality so make

like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you Mary masturbation month so that's it now I think from Los Angeles California from our house to your house thank you for allowing us in we didn't even have to break down your door like the LAPD in fact

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