Spanksgiving in Bonoboville

Full transcript of Spanksgiving in Bonoboville on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, bankers and wankers, turkeys and jerkeys. All you children of sex. And we are all children of sex. Whether we eat turkey or we're vegetarian or libertarian, we are all children of sex.

With a capital X, and sex is what we deal with. Here, on the Dr. Susan Block Show, broadcasting live from Bonoboville. And we're all a little kind of hungover and turkeyed over, I can tell by the response, but that's okay.

If you're tuned in live right now, it is the big Thanksgiving weekend. And we are very grateful. Yes, we are. We are so grateful to be here in Bonoboville and practicing peace through pleasure

in a world gone a bit mad with violence. But tonight it's no longer Thanksgiving, it's now Thanksgiving. Yes, indeed. And we are going to attempt to spank away some of our sins.

I know. Brothers and sisters, our personal sins, our political sin, the many sins of humanity because we are all human. That's right.

All this talk about race, there's only one race. It's the human race. And a human race has been fucking together for years and centuries and forever. And that is how this racial nonsense will get over itself is integration through fucking.

Yes. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women?

A-women. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. That's how it goes. Fucking of, you know, the boy girl make baby that no longer is black or white or yellow

or one particular tribe but becomes a merger of the parents' tribes. It happens. And a stronger culture and a better culture. And then the other kind of sex.

You know, it's not all about procreation, it's also recreation. When you experience that orgasm or that just simple kiss or just simple hug together, a heart integration through fucking. Fucking with your mind.

And that's the only way we're going to win the so-called war against war because that's really what it's got to be. The whole idea of a war on terrorism is kind of crazy because terrorism is simply a form of war that is used by people who don't have a military.

That's what it is. People who want to make a political point that, you know, it's painful. Well, war is painful, too. Bombing is painful.

People, soldiers, civilians, kills you either way. Okay, so terrorism. Before we have our fun, we're going to talk about a little something serious. I got to have a little moment of silence, actually.

I guess my music is going to keep playing so we'll have a moment of music. Oh, well. It's okay. Yeah, oh, there we go.

Look at that. Howdy-doody. So, yeah, yesterday, if you're listening to us live, a Planned Parenthood Clinic was attacked and three people were killed

and nine were wounded by another angry white man with a small mind and a big gun. And, yeah, the moment of silence is for the two civilians and the one police officer that he killed

and the several people that were wounded. It's kind of crazy. I mean, it is a terrorist act, right? Yeah.

He was making a political point. Yeah, you can thank Mr. Trump for this kind of racism, for this hate. You can thank all the Republicans here, and you don't like it, get the fuck out. But we got to stop this kind of nonsense.

It's an extremism that has taken hold of the Republican Party that, you know, doesn't represent all Republicans, but is the loudest voice and that voice was heard along with the gunshots saying baby parts?

Come on. No more baby parts. No more baby parts. Right.

Because he had watched some doctored up, crazy video that was purporting to say that Planned Parenthood was selling fetuses for a profit. I mean, at all. It's just crazy.

And it was taken so seriously by Republicans in Congress that they actually had a congressional hearing about it. And Mr. Crazy there. Oh, his name is horrible.

His name is deer. It's such a nice word, deer. And his name is that. I don't know.

I can't go along with these people. I sort of respect the people who say they don't want to say the name of the murderer because they don't want to give them credit because when you give them credit you give them what they want.

But it's hard not to use their name. But deer. Anyway. Yeah, NBC said a motive remains unclear.

A motive remains unclear. Baby parts. I guess that's a way the media really likes to milk things. So they don't want to give it all away.

As though it's not obvious with this. I mean, he's a crackpot. Right. I mean, he was telling his neighbor to get a like a steel roof

so that the government couldn't spy on him. And yeah. So he could have been a just a, you know, kind of a harmless crackpot although he did beat his wife.

He beat his wife. And let's just say he had no problem getting a gun. And he had a history of mental, you know, looniness. I'm laughing because I can't believe this.

But he had no trouble getting a, not just a gun, not just a little pistol but an AK-47 type gun. Good one. Take out a lot of people with that.

Yeah. Just to make his point that women shouldn't have a health center, that women don't have a right to plan their families or not have a family, you know.

These are rights. He had something to say about Obama too, of course. Is that me breathing? No, that's me.

Sounds like you're having sex. And there's another, there was another murderer during massive demonstrations in Chicago. Yeah.

Against another murderer. Oh, yeah, yeah. And this is a murderer who shoots a black child running away from him.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was crazy. 16 times. Standing in the street.

16 times. 17 times. That kind of stuff's got to stop. Those cops work for us.

Ooh. You can't go around shooting people like that. You can't do that. Because more and more you're going to get indicted for murder.

Because when you assassinate someone like that, that's murder. Ooh. Amen and amen women.

And we see it more and more. And you know, that's thanks to the media, mostly to the people's media, cell phones, that take pictures of this stuff.

I mean, you've got CBS that's actually an NBC that's showing people black children getting shot. This didn't happen until the people's media and the cell phones and the new media

you can't hide anymore. And a cop's really dumb. They're like, hey, you know, you're shooting the guy, but you're being filmed.

Don't you get it yet? Yeah. 17. 17 on the ground.

Yeah. 17, yeah. He's just walking. You see it so clearly in the video

that he's not doing anything. Yeah. So that kind of stuff, that kind of stuff has got to stop.

And it's, and you can't blame the police. You can't blame, you have to blame us. We are the people. We are the government.

And until we demonstrate and until we're out there and until every one of us with our little small media, our little small media penises, we all need to talk out, speak out

about this horror that's taking over in America. Well, there's a real war of the worlds, you know? Yeah.

And what side are you on is really the big question. Are you on the side of ISIS? Are you on the side of America? Are you on the side of this or that?

I'm on the side of peace, okay? That's got to be it. That's got to be the side because the other sides are all just feeding

the gun industry and the haters and the politicians that feed off of people's hate and fear and paranoia. So the only other side is peace.

And peace isn't very exciting unless you combine it with sex. So that's why we have the bonobo way. Well, the bonobos understand that.

Hey, I also found this guy. Peace through pleasure. I also found this guy, Carl Strauss. And he makes red trolley ale.

And I'm reading on the cap here. It says, making beer and not war since 1989. All right. Make beer, not war.

That's a very good one. They should become our beer. Make beer, not war. All right.

But every week now, every week, we're going to harp a little bit on this. We're going to harp. It's very important for all of us,

whether we're in the sex business. And by the way, everybody in the sex business should be speaking up. That's correct.

Because if any of these crackpots get into office. Your heads will roll. Our heads will roll.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. They will crack down on sex. Bad sex.

They only want to have sex that makes the babies. And that's not including the porn industry. Or the sex workers. And as long as I'm talking about sex workers,

Charlie Sheen, you still have not apologized. Okay, that's enough on Charlie Sheen. I don't know. I don't love him until he apologized.

What's her name? To sex workers. One more. One more.

Yeah, yeah. Kardashian. What's her name? His name?

There's a her and a him. Which one do you mean? Caitlyn. Oh, Caitlyn.

Caitlyn, who was asked what is the... What is the most challenging thing about being a woman? And what did Caitlyn say? Well, deciding what to wear.

Now, I know that my girls are very well-dressed tonight, and it was a challenge to decide what to wear. But that is not the most challenging thing. Let me ask you this, Ms. Kardashian.

Were you thinking about what to wear when you piled into the rear end of that woman on Pacific Coast Highway? Probably.

And how brave are you compared to a man who is now a woman, who is trying to become a woman, who gave something to our country,

private manning, who is now in federal prison, trying to become a woman? How brave of you?

How brave of you? Shame on you. There does need to be more talk about some of these really brave transsexual people,

people who have a lot more... At stake. Yeah. They have a lot more to say, too.

Yeah. About the challenges of being a woman, being a man, becoming a woman, becoming a man. You know, these are challenging,

and there are many people that have some interesting things to say about that. So it is sad that someone that had such a big kind of forum

would say just what to wear. And sad that this person came out at a time right after a car accident that killed a person.

Well, you know, Germaine Greer... Oh, she's just being a bitch. Really. She is being a bitch.

Germaine Greer is being a bitch. Does anybody know who Germaine Greer is? I'm sorry. I don't go for that.

That's wrong. She's just one of the early feminists. She is. She said,

Lady love your cunt, and she put her feet behind her head in a way I cannot do, but I'm sure you can.

Lady love. Actually, the book is in... The book is in the art gallery. Yes.

Max helped publish that book. This position? Yeah, that position, but with both legs.

You can do both. Okay. There she is. And she, what did she say?

Lady love your cunt. She says, I'm not going to repeat what she said, because it wasn't nice.

She says it's just a guy who cut his dick off. I'm sorry. That's what she said. She didn't say it just like that,

but I'm not going to actually say what she said, because she has said much wiser things in her time. And this was not so wise,

but you know, I do understand her ire perhaps. I love my cunt. I like mine too.

It's true. Lady love your cunt. Okay. So she's a certain kind of feminist.

And now she considers herself a crone. A what? She's really into the crone stage of womanhood.

So, speaking of womanhood, I have some women gathering around me. Make sure.

Yeah. Beautiful women. So first I'm going to introduce my very special guest

on the bed with me here. I don't know how I've kept my hands off of her and talked about serious stuff all this time, but this is the fabulous,

luscious Onyx Muse. Yeah. Hello. Hello, everybody.

Hello. And she is all decked out for Spank's giving. Yeah.

Yes. She should Spank some Republicans, except that would be too good for them. They would like that too much,

I think. Spanks with love. They all like that so much. Look at this.

Such a cute little heart Spanker. Oh, yeah, baby. Kind of seems a little, but it does a trick real good.

Yeah, no. I can see that. Mm-hmm. You are decked out.

Would you like to do a walk around? Sure. Yeah. No, look at this.

I brought my sexy boots. Oh, yes. You brought them. Those boots are made for walk-in.

And that's just what they'll do. Look at Onyx Muse. She is the muse to the Spank's giving holiday. That's for sure.

Here you go, lady. Thank you, lovely. So how are you doing? I'm doing wonderful.

You had a nice Thanksgiving. I did. I made it to the gym today. Uh-huh.

You got stuffed. Dead. Both ends? Oh, well, that's why we have Thanksgiving.

It went for seconds. Spank's giving. You know, Thanksgiving, you get stuffed a little too much from this end with the carbs.

And that's why by Saturday, it's got to be Spank's giving. Yeah. And you spank it out

and you get stuffed from the other end. Anyway, I would like to introduce the lovely, stuffed from various ends I've seen, beautifully always,

Dayton Reigns. Hi. Yay. Thank you, Dr. Suzy.

Thank you. Oh, I am here. That's true. I'm still kind of getting over my winter flu.

I'm going to call it my winter flu so that I don't have it for the rest of the winter. That flu was terrible. But I think I'm on the downside.

But I'm just getting so emotional. It's so much beauty around me that I feel it in my throat. Good start.

That's what she said. And that is Biz Bonobo, aka Elizabeth Aston, our producer.

I'm going to suck on my little dick here. So ladies. Four little onyx didn't get stuffed from the right end.

Did she do any stuffing? I did some stuffing. You did? Yeah.

Yeah? You're pegging? I'm a, you know, I'm a giver. Yeah?

I'm a giver. It was Thanksgiving. I heard some fisting has gone on. Season for giving.

I like fisting. Right. It's funny. Yeah.

It's important. Giving or receiving. My vagina's so tiny. I can smell it.

You know, cigar. By the way, at this time, we are featuring a clip-or-rama special on Bonnie Rotten fisting

Layla Rivera. Yes. Precious moments. That's nice.

When Bonnie was 18. It was her, like, second time on our show. And she just slid her magic fist right in there. And it was pretty amazing.

Layla really enjoyed it. I think she seemed to. And so, you know, in honor of the Thanksgiving holiday weekend, we have a special on that clip-or-rama right now.

Well, that is how we stuff a turkey, right? Yeah. Put our fists up there. Get stuffed.

Into the cavity. It's not very... It's kind of nice. Mm-hmm.

With the women touch. There's just not that fabulous ball to hold on to it and jiggle. We were fisting the turkey yesterday. True.

In the kitchen, way in the back. Was it trussed up? Yeah. Oh.

Just like farmers. I hope you kissed a man. Did it give you some sensation? My hand was a rose.

I thought you'd had some foreplay before you went to bed. Yeah. With the turkey. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Didn't you smell my turkey pits? Mm-hmm. Yes, dear.

We were talking about all the... You guys are saucy tonight. Oh, yeah. It's a little spicy.

Well, you know, the kiss and make-up thing. I mean, you know, we had to do that. There's so many ladies. So we're more in love than ever.

It's nice. It's so beautiful and sexy. Mm-hmm. A lot of sex in the room tonight.

I feel it. You know, it's Thanksgiving. Yeah. Everybody feels so sexy.

It's making my hands wet. It's actually perspiring. Oh, she's living them up. You're living them up for Spain.

My hands are actually perspiring. There's so much sex in here. I can feel it. Wow.

So I want to find out what's been going on with Onyx lately. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So I understand you're now a live Jasmine girl.

I am. I just got started with the live Jasmine. And how's that going? It's actually really cool.

So this webcam site is different because they have studios and they provide you with all the equipment, latest lighting and camera to give those members a good show. Mm-hmm.

There's also free people, too. But also what benefits for the girls is they get paid an hourly. So on top of your, you know, the credits that you get from the website, so you can't really lose.

There you go. And it's fun. You know, there are so many ways to connect sexually now on the internet.

It's just amazing. I mean, we've been doing it, wow, since, I don't know, 19... Well, we've been doing... We've been doing it since.

Doing it, whatever it is we do. We do something, I call it therapy because I'm a therapist. But I have all kinds of ladies working for me who maybe don't have PhDs, some of them are nurses,

or they might be porn stars, or they might be chemists, or, you know, dominatrixes, different types, and men I have working for me, you know, all types of people, and of course, transgender people.

And everyone has something to offer when people are in need, when they have a need that might be purely sexual, they need to have an orgasm. And they don't want to do it alone, you know?

Or maybe they need to discuss something. That's where I think the phone is much more conducive than webcam. Do we have a sound issue?

No, no, no. Yeah? No, no. But certainly a lot of people want to see things

and get, you know, the picture of what it's like, what this beautiful girl's most private beauty is like, and her most private beauty becomes something shared, and it's something very special, something very healing,

regardless of whether you call it therapy or not. So more power to you. It's about healing people. It's always about healing, I think.

Definitely. Actually, there's younger 20-year-olds that are going on and asking for sex advice. Well, there you go.

And they said it's a good use of their money. Well, because you don't learn that stuff in school. You don't learn it from your family at Thanksgiving. So where are you going to learn it?

I mean, from your friends. It's hard to ask your friends because they judge you, right? Especially if you've got these private thoughts that are a little controversial,

like I want to stick a baby Jesus butt plug up my butt. You know, you don't want to tell your football player friends about this if you're a football player or even if you're not.

So, you know, there's so many different sources of sex information. And it really is a feminist revolution, I think. It's a feminist sexual revolution

because so many women are earning their livings through it. And guys are too, you know, hey, guys are too. A lot of times guys are the organizers because, you know, sometimes guys like that.

Like the pimps, you know. I mean, but sometimes there's a woman in charge like a madam or you could say the director of operations at a hospital.

I mean, it's a healing system. It's like witchcraft, right? Well, that's what the witches were. They were alluring and drew people in.

And had their herbal remedies. Yes. It's tremendous to dress up and make money at home. Yeah, it's true.

It develops countries too because having been a live Jasmine girl as well, what they were doing when I was there was they realized that a huge part of their female base,

of their model base, though they had some language barriers, these women were providing for their families because there were a lot of Croatian women.

There were a lot of just women from all over in developing countries or redeveloping or Russian women is, you know, the kind of the tag. But the thing was they needed a few more women

that were English speakers. And so I did beta testing for live Jasmine early on. And so that was the challenge they had. They said, we don't want to take the business away

from these women who are actually paying for their families. But, you know, I thought it was amazing because like any revolution, like the Industrial Revolution,

they sent women off to work. Same thing here. That's right. And it's connected to our first topic, you know,

women's health. This is all about women's health. But you know what? It's also about men's health

because that's mostly who's calling, right? Well, we're helping them with theirs. And they need help with their health, obviously. And I would like to...

I'm just formulating something in my mind that I want to do maybe with some other organizations like Live Jasmine or something to somehow reach out to troubled men

who are in need. I just feel like certain of these lunatics out there who need sexual healing and you don't want to be in the room alone with them, right?

No. On the other hand, when they're on the cam, hey... They can shoot the gun between their legs. They can shoot the gun between their legs.

There's something. We got to formulate some sort of a... It's also completely safe. A campaign.

Well... It is very safe. I often feel that, you know, myself, the girls that work for the Institute

and I'm sure girls that work for Live Jasmine and the guys and everybody, we are often stopping crimes because a lot of these people, not a lot.

Let's just not say a lot. Some of them, a small minority of them have desires that really should not be acted out in public. I agree.

Really should not be acted out at all. Especially in the BDSM world. Well, in all kinds of worlds. That's a little more violent.

That's cathartic. In all kinds of worlds. In all kinds of worlds, one of the things that this stuff is,

it's entering the erotic theater of the mind. It's entering that special place where you can go and nobody gets hurt. You know, okay, somebody could run up a bill.

You know, some of these people, especially the mass shooters, Santa Barbara up there. That was a total sexual mess up.

A lot of these people are sexual. Sexually frustrated. Serious sexual issues. Deviant.

Deviant. They look at death. They can't get laid. They can't get nothing.

And they turn around and take it out on women, of course. Because they're taught to do that. Because they're taught that, you know, this kind of relationship in which you're,

you know, you're with someone like Onyx here, who maybe wouldn't be your girlfriend. Okay. She doesn't have to be your girlfriend.

Maybe she can have a different kind of relationship with you. But society says she's only got to be your girlfriend or your wife or else it's no good. And guys shouldn't be put in that box either.

That being a John is a shameful thing. That calling a phone sex line is a shameful thing. That going to a sex therapist is a shameful thing. We all need sexual healing.

And we don't all get it through girlfriends and marriage and at least not every moment of our lives. Where sex, you know, at a certain age is happening every moment of your life.

I go to a sex therapist every day. That's right. And that's why you're so happy. He consults with one.

I got a smile on my head. Anyway, I hope that things are changing. I think they are in a way. I mean, there's getting to be a little more respect

for sex workers online and on the phone. A little. Although not enough. One more step.

One more kind. Absolutely. What's your specialty online? My specialty is bondage.

How do you bondage? I mean, are you by yourself? Well, I do DOM. So I do a DOM session with them.

They let me know what their fantasy is. And I fulfill it virtually. You know, because most of it is psychology. I like to dress up.

I use my toys. I do instructional jerk off instructions or foot worship. Put my foot in the camera

and make sure my toes are all pretty for them. Oh, your toes. Maybe I'll dip it. Are your toes all pretty right now?

My toes are, but they're pretty wrapped up because it's very cold out. I know. It is cold out, but maybe we can warm you up.

Maybe. Maybe I can bust them out. Yeah. They have socks and fishnets.

Right. I know. They're several layers. I know what I'm going to do.

I'll bust them with my leather boots. Leather. Do you need some help with the boots? Would you like to help?

I would love to. Maybe. I love feet. I'm a fetish.

The girl who claims to not have fetishes. Right. She has girl fetishes. Touch your feet.

All right. Would you want to take my boots off? I would be happy to take the boots off. Have you met before?

We've not met. Okay. Ever since until today. We've met today.

And she's wonderful. Absolutely. I just adore her. She's so cute.

I love her voice. It's so sexy. I just want to, like, she's kind of like tiny. Like, oh, you know, we're all tiny.

And I kind of think she's so cute. She could be in a ball. Or I'm, like, always in a ball. And I'm like, oh, wait.

Maybe she can do it this time. I'm fun-sized. You could put me in your pocket. Me too.

I'm a spinner. Hey. And a very sparkable bottom. Oh, and yours too.

Oh, I see you wore your polka dots for spanks. I love booties and fishnets. I have to give you a book spanking here. My booty.

May I spank that booty for you? Please. A book spanking. A book spanking.

That's right. That's what we're doing. It's like a paddle. Oh, yeah.

Whoa. All right, Miss Reigns. Okay. Okay.

Looking fabulous in fishnets. Let me get my mic. Uh-huh. I got to really bend to that.

Nice top. She is licking the heel with her saliva, getting so involved. The boot is a virgin too.

Gorgeous boots. They are very nice boots. And can we unzip them? This is a little do-hicking thing here.

That means I didn't want to damage it. This is reality, brothers and sisters. You see, if this was actually like a porn movie. The hardest problem we had.

That part would have been cut. Get dressed. And oh, look at these pretty softies. They smell so good.

They smell so good. The shower, third time today. Very nice. And a row.

One layer. Slowly coming off. You want to keep the sock right side in. Oh, there we go.

Nice. Sposing the foam. All white and glittery. All white and glittery.

See, there's a prize in the package. Good things come in small pockets. Those are pretty big boots. Love them big.

Really big. Except these are very dainty feet. But big boots. I know how to work a garter.

One finger with one hand. I'm like the 19-year-old. I should actually take my skirt off. Oh yes, take your skirt off.

Okay, I'll hold your mic. Here she goes. You're as cute as a bug there. There goes the skirt.

There we go. Look at this. I just put the skirt on because indecent exposure, you know.

Yeah, yeah. No, it's much better. Can't walk on the skirt. Let's get a little bit of turnaround.

Yeah, that's good. Really nice. Very nice. Yes, indeed.

All right. You are just Miss Spank's giving. 2015. All right.

Got you. Got you. Thank you. You're welcome.

It's getting hot in here. See, it's cold outside, baby. Look at these cute little feet. But Onyx, baby, is in the warm room.

It's warmed up in this cold weather. And they are pretty, pretty feet. Got to keep them yummy for the foot fetish. Oh, yeah.

Lovers. And they are, they are very yummy. Wow. Look at those pretty, pretty feetsies.

Oh, yes. And they are all made up in glittery. Sparkly. All those pretty little girls.

Look at them. All living in the same shoe. There's the big mamato. And then there's the big tall model.

Yeah. And there's the little baby babies. And they live next to five other girls. You have your own version of the piggies going to market.

Now it's great to have a man in your life who's a bit of a foot fetish. Those are good. It's great to have a woman or a man,

any kind of lover who's a foot fetish. It's because feet love to be pleasures and need to be pleasureed because we walk on them all the time.

And it's so sensational. Or dance. Or jump. Or protest.

Yeah. We do things on our feet. Oh, yes. And your feet enjoy playing with titties, huh?

They're small enough to fit right between them. Oh, you're even getting her top off. Why don't you see if you can get her top off? That wasn't a challenge.

That was good. That was very, very good. Your feet are very talented. Look at how your feet got those.

Love those. Let me. Bikini tops off. Very good.

There you go. We don't even have Bonobo Bo communion and the tittie-licking has begun. Probably lipstick in there, though.

Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Love it. So, yes.

We are getting decadent here on Spanksgiving. And I think we're about ready for Bonobo Bo communion. Would you like some communion? I would love some communion.

Yeah? Are you feeling community? You feeling like community? In tradition.

It is our tradition. It is a religious holiday. Spanksgiving is. So, you know, I think in honor of the religious holiday,

I will take my communion off of your ass. Great choice. Anyways, it's really fabulous. And I don't hardly ever do that, right?

No, I don't. I hardly ever do that, but, you know. Well, it's a special occasion. I shouldn't do mine first.

You should do yours first. So, you know, what do you like? You like Ron de Jeremy rum to stuff your turkey? Or would you like, here we go.

Spicy. We have our Agua cocoa leaf liquor. Let me do the Agua. Agua.

I think Ron might be a little spicy. Greenery. Stay in the holidays. I will pour those for you.

I have to do communion off of those titties. Yes, you will. Absolutely. Yay.

Here we go. And you're going to get laid. Let me expose my booty. Expose that booty.

How many pairs of pairs are you wearing? I thought I had three, but never mind. Not anymore. I forgot to put my other layer on.

Well. What a booty. Onyx booty. And I went to the gym today.

Yes, I see that. Definitely it helps. Bountiful booty. You're going to take yours first.

You're my guest. I did enjoy having your ass right in front of me for a while. It was good. It was good.

It was good for a in-between time. Present your boobies as an altar, Miss Dayton Reigns, for our special guest, Onyx Muse. First you lick the altar. Yes.

The altar. And now we sprinkle the salt. And she licks the luscious nipples. She's good at it.

Oh, wait. I don't think that's on. Thank you, Dr. Susan.

Max and business is awesome. Yay. Well, we're having fun watching you. Okay.

And now I'm going to pour this down your throat. Is that okay? Yes. I won't be.

I'm not aggressive. I'm next. That's beautiful. So nice.

Oh, luscious. Lovely. Mm-hmm. That is so sweet.

All right. Let's have a hand for luscious, luscious Onyx Muse and Dayton Reigns. All right. Mm-hmm.

No, you look lovely, but I just want to, you don't want to look bloody actually. So, you know, nice. Okay. Yes.

Let's get her evened out here and relaxed. And, you know, one sock on is kind of cute, right? It keeps you warm. Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's good. Yeah. All right. But I think you should take this top off.

Yeah. Yeah. You could take it off. That's right.

It would help her. I'll take it off. I think it needs some help, but it is another one of these things that has a lot of little parts to it.

Mm-hmm. Beautiful girl. There she is. All right.

Onyx Muse and her Muse. They are definitely an inspiration. Very amusing, right? Somebody said, I guess that, yeah.

Amusing seems to trivialize that though. They're much more than amusing. They are inspirational. Absolutely.

Nice. And I like this little top thing. It keeps you warm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. All right, but you are going to reveal the bottom for my lick here, right? Mm-hmm. Very nice.

And bend, please. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Assume the position.

Did you want aqua? I guess I'm going to have the aqua. Or ronjami. That's the night.

Yummy. Very, very nice. Tastes like turkey, actually. Yay.

Oh. Yummy. Cheers. Cheers.

Happy Thanksgiving. Oh, turn around again. That was not her first rodeo. Yum.

All right. Well, ladies. Oh. That was nice.

That's wonderful. Tits. I left the tits. I like those.

I love your breasts, too. That's what mine looked like before I got them. But that doesn't mean you should get them. That's why the nipples are so cute.

No, no, no. I'm actually scared. You're cute, though. Just keep...

Yeah, you're so great. Stay the way you are. Just keep going to that gym, girl. Sorry.

Mm-hmm. So cute. You're adorable. I think...

And she wants your tits for an altar. What religion did you grew up with? I'm Catholic. Catholic Purr.

Oh, God, you're a good girl. Catholic school. Yes. Well, were you like an altar girl of some sort?

I was not. No, but... You are now... That good thing that didn't make me.

You are now. You are our beatific inspirational muse of an altar girl. Dr. Sissy, I'd actually like to do it off her inner thigh. Oh, right then.

Save the tits for biz. Are you... Are you... Are you...

Are you flexible? Very flexible. Oh, that's... I'd like to look like right here.

Is that good? Right there. Right here. That's fine.

That's not usually what I think of as an inner thigh, but you know what, it's kind of a biblical definition because when the Bible says he put his hand upon his thigh,

I really think they mean his testicles. I agree. Oh, yeah. So that's testify.

That's what the word testify. Testify. So when you say thigh, you're saying it in the biblical sense because you really mean her labia.

Well, what is here? Is this not a thigh? The outer area. Or a groin.

I guess you're intra-groin. Okay, okay. It makes you groin it well. What's the sex tier?

Crotch. Crotch. I would say that's the crotch. Oh.

But you know... I don't know if it's the sex tier too. I would like to see a little of the labia anyway. Testify.

To testify. Okay. So let... Yeah.

All right. Inner thigh it is. But she's really pulling that G string to its tightest level. There we go.

And Onyx is assuming another position. She's very bonobo-esque. And she is very flexible. Oh.

Yeah. There's the salt. That's the sex tier when she's looking up at me. The lovely Dayton licks it up.

Ah. Oh. Wait. Yeah, yeah.

Do you want to... Do you want to pour it down her throat? Sure. Yeah, that would be very sexy.

This is going to back up into your... Is that your crotch or your inner thigh or your labia? Her happy place. There she goes.

Okay. Ready, mama? I'm down. Whoa.

Whoa. Look at how she just makes a swimming pool. And a kiss. She's a trickster.

Oh, I forgot. You got to kiss again. Oh, miss the tail. Kiss again.

Ah. Happy holidays. Happy holidays. You deserve a Thanksgiving Christmas.

Hanukkah, plasma, everything kiss. I may be. I probably do. Mwah.

Mwah. Mwah. Oh, wait. Again, with the missal toe.

Happy holidays. Mwah. And it's a happy Spanxgiving, and we haven't even gotten the spanking really going.

Mmm. But let's see. How are we doing on time, brothers and sisters? I'll be about time for a little break.

Might need a little breather after that one. A little breather? Or do we have more time? Time to go to break.

Time to go to break. So don't come yet, and don't go away. We'll be right back with Spanxgiving 2015 with Onyx Muse, Dayton Reigns, Biz, and me, your irreverent Dr. Seuss.

Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a Bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how Bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very

sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us.

When it comes to being human, even being humane, Bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us, and more specifically to you. Is your inner Bonobo longing to swing free?

Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you, bet you would, so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain.

And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days?

So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for Bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing. The real Bonobos are highly endangered, so a portion of all book sales go to Bonobo conservation groups working to save

the wild Bonobos from extinction. Read the Bonobo Way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life.

This is sisters, lovers, and sinners. Slappy. Spanx. Give it here on the Dr. Susan Block Show.

Win. Oops. I'm talking over myself. Yes, and loser is here.

Did I hear that? Or a winner is here. Which one? Anyway, it's Spanx giving.

He's very busy. So it doesn't matter if you're a winner or a loser, because the losers actually win a spanking. So we're going to spank all the Republicans.

And that's what you guys really want. So why don't you just call us and get it out instead of encouraging people to kill each other. And shoot up abortion clinics.

Come on, guys. Give this beautiful girl a call and she'll whack you, right? Here's your whacker. Well, I'll whack you first, because you have such a whackable

bottom. But I am sure that a lot of your clients and fans want to be whacked by you for Spanx giving. Absolutely.

And here she is, Onyx Muse, here for your spanking needs. And Lord knows and Lady knows you need it, because you're shooting up the neighborhood. And it sucks.

And we got to practice the bonobo way. Of peace through pleasure. And it's not just some kind of wimpy piece. It's a piece that involves spankings.

That's right. I hear them going on at the bar. That's why we're so peaceful. That's why we don't have guns.

You know, here's what you should have a license to carry. This, you should be able to carry a spanking implement. And if you get angry and want to make a political point, you go and you go whack, whack, whack.

That's what you do to make your political point. Of course, it has to be with someone consensual. All about it. Right.

I knew that. I felt that. I looked at you in the eye. I went, are you ready for this?

Yes. Okay. A little bit of a, yeah. We got to have a little more ass here.

Right. Little ass cleavage. Absolutely. Ass cleavage.

I even got the reach around. And books spanking. Whoops. Let's make the book right side up.

Read more. Read more. You know your mother would like it if you read more. That's right.

Happy Spanksgiving. Happy Spanksgiving. And please, next time you feel the urge to shoot up Planned Parenthood, or anybody, really, the French,

when you feel the urge to bomb Syria, for instance, which is doing absolutely no good except to kill some civilians, please call us 310-568-0066. Hotline, direct contact.

You don't even have to listen to the answering machine. I'll be available tonight. Look at that. Wouldn't you rather talk to Dayton?

Look at Dayton. Play with Dayton. Shoot the gun between your legs. By the way, Dr. Suzy, the drone pilots and all those bombers,

they're all in Arizona. So they have problems. They should call us. Once you get off duty and you're bombed a bunch of people

in a foreign land, give us a call. Give us a call. We are here for you. And if you tell us that you might bomb somebody,

maybe we'll give you a discount. I don't know. We don't usually do that. If you have the need to do that,

I know that I'll be here to help you and talk to you about anything you need. Yeah. And some of those guys are committing suicide now.

I know. Because it's not a very honorable way to have a war. There you are. I don't know if there is an honorable way.

There is no honorable way. But in any case... But the things used to lead to... The idea of the drones is to...

The troops. Keep the troops off the battlefield, but it doesn't actually keep them off the battlefield. Because their hearts know what they've done.

So it still hurts. It still gives them PTSD. And you notice in this war, the only people that nobody in the army is getting killed,

it's all civilians. All civilians are getting killed. So that we keep our troops out of harm's way. So we have to practice the bonobo way

of peace through pleasure. That's it. We can't choose sides. And so that, you know,

I also want to thank Dr. Serena Anderlini. Donofrio. For joining me in declaring this year the year of the bonobo.

Just to give it a push, because next year is going to be the year of the bonobo too. I'm sorry, but it's going to be year two of the bonobo. So...

I think every year is going to be the year of the bonobo. This 2015, the first year of the bonobo, we're very, very happy about that. And, you know, it behooves you.

It makes you feel good to be on the right side. Because I don't know. It must be very, very confusing right now with the terrorists and the bombers

and be on the side of peace through pleasure. And how can you do that? How does that done? The bonobos show us the way.

That's how that's done. Okay, and there's always a little spanking. Bonobos do a little spanking, you know? It's not like they don't have rough sex.

Our duty to spank some booty. Exactly. It's our duty to spank some booty. I think that's very good.

I think more women would be. Well, it's my new rap song. I think more women would show up so politically. Our duty to spank some booty.

Tweet that, will you? I'm going to tweet that. Well, I'm not a spanker. I'm the spanky.

You're the spanky. That's her rap name. All right, she has declared herself. You're calling me Daytona K.A. Spanky.

Spanky. Isn't that a Madonna song? No. I don't know.

She had her daughter perform with her recently. That's kinky. That's getting all down. Has anyone seen that?

No. Madonna was getting down with her daughter? Yes. She just was on stage.

Or Lordeus was on stage with Madonna getting all, like, torquey. Getting in the family. Check that out.

Okay. Just happened. All right. Well, I bet.

I don't know if spankings went on in that household. They are now. I do know that Madonna was raised Catholic. And so there were certainly spankings

when she was a little girl. I have a feeling she dealt with discipline in a more cobblistic fashion. I'm sure.

I like it. I've got spank with a wooden spoon and a belt. And I like both a little bit. You did?

Yeah. With a wooden spoon? Like seriously? Yes.

I belong to a Facebook page. I'm from Sicilian. I've been spanked with a shoe. A yardstick.

A yardstick. Whatever she was holding. Here's a wooden spoon. A towel.

Let's see. The worst thing was the hose that holds in the screen door. A screen door. A little gray hose.

You know the one that holds in the screen. You are bad. No. No, that's just what they do.

What was around? To hit you with any tortellini or shit like that? No, just the wooden spoons. That's good.

Did it do any good? You take that. Oh, yes. I know that to fear.

Well, I kind of like it a little bit. Exactly. I mean, you know. Just know this.

Parents out there, parents and other guardians of actual children. Because this is not a show for actual children even though I know actual children are listening and watching.

But it's not for actual children. But if you have actual children and you spank them, you will probably not be accomplishing much except turning them into some sort of spanking fetishes.

Agreed. I'm afraid. Ecologically, they will love you for this. Well, what happens is it just doesn't hurt.

So they can spank you and you're like, they tell you not to cry. If you cry, don't cry. You get it harder.

Okay. Were you spanked as a child? Absolutely. You were?

That's hot. I know. Catholic, you know? Until my mom realized I was like,

your spanks aren't hard enough. She started to like your ass too much and she had respect for that and she stayed away.

She gave it to me. She did. Did she do it with wooden spoons? No, actually, well, my dad had a wooden,

actually, you know what's really funny is my dad had a wooden paddle with holes. With dad. And because I was his princess,

he wouldn't hit me with it. It was only for my brother. And I guess psychologically, I was kind of pissed because I kind of always wanted it.

And you wanted the wooden paddle with the holes. What did you get? The hands? I just got the belt.

The belt. The belt and the hands. I have here a facsimile belt made by Jux Leather products.

And I happen to have the owner of Jux Leather products right there. And I would like him to make a little statement for Thanksgiving.

Here, let's help him. Spanksgiving. Because there is a Jux Leather Alice.

sort of. Luscious. Yes. I mean, you've come out on kink.com, right?

Yes. Yes. Well, that actually is not on there yet. That's a custom piece.

This is special. The floggers and crops are all on store.kink.com. Floggers and crops. Finger floggers.

My favorite. Wait a second. I think I have a flogger over here. Oh, you're wearing one.

Could you? Oh, I have a finger flogger. Yes. Finger flogger.

Would you like me to test the finger flogger? This is what I call a finger flogger. But actually it's a key ring. If you don't want to wear it on your finger.

Multi-purpose. And how about the big flogger? The big one? Shall I get that for you, Dr. Sisi?

Please. Okay. If I don't do it right, are you going to give me the strap? Even if you do.

Here it goes. And here she goes for the flogger. And do you know where it is? It's right over there.

It's the one that doubles as a dildo. Oh. And, whoa, look at this. Wooden.

And it's got such sweet strands. Is that lovely? To play with your ass. See, Spank's giving can be, you know, flogging as well.

Very, yes, flogging is a lovely thing. I wouldn't let another woman flog me, but. You need distance. So, I'm going to have to back up here.

Look at that bottom. Mmm. So beautiful. And so floggable.

And flogging is, well, and now knocking things off, whatever. You know, flogging feels really good, especially with this soft leather. What kind of leather is this, Jux? That one is deer.

Deers. Deers. That's so beautiful. Yes.

But it needs a good whack for Spank's giving. And a book Spank because we're all about book bombing. Yes. Read more.

Yes, read more. Yummy. Yeah, yummy, yummy. Yeah, so you do like Spanking, giving and receiving, having been brought up with it.

All right. And have you ever celebrated Spank's giving as like a thing? No, actually, this would be my first. This is your first.

So what do you think? Are you going to do it every Saturday after Thanksgiving? I think I have to. Yeah.

It's Spank's giving. I like the tradition. I mean, you could do it on like Jasmine if you, you know. I like Spanking Ass anyway.

Exactly, Spanking Ass or getting a Spanking. Yeah. Those girls are, what are you, what are you, kind of planning? What?

I don't know. You want, come talk on a microphone. If you would like a Spanking, you must plead for it. Yes.

I have to ask permission. The guest has received her Spanking. In honest, may I have a Spanking, please? What do you think?

I think she's been a good girl. She's stacked my toe pretty good. She did very good with that. So she needs, I think it should be over our knee.

Oh, yeah. I would love that. Yeah. Which side would you like my ass?

Well, do you want the ass or the face? No, I don't want to be spanked. She's not going to spank your face. Oh, well they do that in porn.

No, I wouldn't do that. I'm not that kind of. I know you're not. You're not that kind of love doctor, but no.

You can get a cheek and you can get a cheek. I'm not that big. No, she's going to get a cross. Yeah, yeah, right.

A cross so it would either be across this way or this way. Would you like the ass here or the face here? You are a guest. The ass here.

The ass here. All right. Access to the ass. Okay.

All right. I am ready. Come on up here and assume the position. There she is.

This is dating range. Famous porn star and therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute. And I think.

Am I hurting anyone? No, we want to hurt you though. Oh, yes. Oh, and she has a beautiful buttock.

Right now. Harder. Harder. Yes.

Harder, she says. Oh, yeah. Give her a good whack. Yes.

Give her a good whack a day. Oh, she likes it too much. She's kissing you. Oh, but a nice kiss mark.

Look at that. Look at the big bend for you guys. Yes. We get some of that.

Oh, it's all Rugey. Yeah, Rugey and you're getting the bonobo way spanked into you. I love the bonobo way. Oh, thank you.

And you know, we're spreading the bonobo way. Spread it like. Like canabelli coconut oil. Yum.

All over these buttocks. I like the book. I'm a heart at the same time. It feels good.

The book and the heart at the same time. That means I have the heart of the book on my ass. Yes. Oh, there's something to that.

You know, getting your lesson spanked into you. That's the parents idea, right? You're going to learn this lesson. Well, you're going to learn the bonobo way.

Oh, my God. I'm goddess. I wish I could spank some politicians right now. They'd like it too much.

Like Donald Trump's hair. How about the belt? Are you ready for the belt? Can I assume a different position for the belt?

Sure. Okay. She's blushing. Jux leather belt.

This is for those of you who have daddy complexes or something like that. Get the belt. Okay.

Here it goes. She's like a snake sinewing around. And whack. That one's a little more intense.

Not at all. Not at all. Nope. Try the other side here.

Oh, wow. That was a bit in the crack. It's more sensitive. My hands are sweating.

She's lubing them up still. You didn't move enough. Okay, here, I can move. Move the x-axis.

Just be nice a little bit. On the higher side. Don't hit my... Oh, that's good.

There you go. That's a good spot. Yeah. See, when you hear that crack,

you know it's like a good little snap on your butt. I actually really like it. The spanking glove is the after spanking glove. Oh, well.

Oh, it's a fuzzy one. I need that. She's going to have to search around now, which means she's going to be showing her ass.

This little red button is going to need that. How are you doing? I'm fine. I feel so good.

Where's that mink? I like it. That's hot. Okay.

Oh, here it is. I found it. Okay, there you go. Yay, I love that glove.

Oh, my gosh. You get a little of it for all you spanking troubles. Oh, we hear it. I'm going to give Biff.

See, guys, remember, you got to rub the spank aftercare. Yes, aftercare is very important in celebrating your spank-skipping holiday. It is absolutely.

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, we are having some fun on Spank's Given. Captain Max and I are wearing matching holiday hemp support. Yay.

Me on my arms and him on his ankles. Yay. Can you show your ankle, Captain Max? I should do it.

Yeah, show your sexy ankles now. Come on out here. And let's see these matching outfit right here. Ah.

Wait a minute. Oh, I see those green socks. All right. All right.

Oh, da-da-da. Wow. Wow, hey. Look at that.

Oh, yeah. Friendly. 420 friendly weed. See, the weed brings us back together.

We support the green cross. It's my right wing. Green. They're also peaceful nowadays.

Yeah, exactly. I got them well-trained. I think we got to get all these guys smoking more pot and calling phone sex lines and doing webcam.

You know, and shoot the gun between your legs. Legs. Absolutely. And yes, we support the green cross and a shout out to Ikkor.

Ikkor the wolf. Yay. The wolf. Yeah.

Who knows a thing or two about foot massage? I have experienced such. Yes. Very good.

We actually did an experiment many years ago. Yes. On the K-Fox radio. And the experiment was, actually I think you were the first woman to masturbate.

I was the experimenter. I masturbated on the radio and had an orgasm. And also had a foot massage. And had a foot massage and was reacting to the foot massage,

had a toe-gasm basically. All right. And the challenge was telling the difference between the orgasm and the toe-gasm.

So the station manager's called the next day. So you didn't have an orgasm, did you, on the radio? No, I had a toe-gasm. Toe-gasm.

Toe-gasm. I like the spanky. Tenderizing the meat. This is an important part of your turkey preparation.

Tenderize the meat. Even pork loin, whatever you like. Absolutely. Ooh.

See? Cup the hand, you know. That's right. And then you have this little juxtapose leather.

Can you put that juxtapose leather right on my pussy? Oh, there you go. Oh, see a little warm-up and she's starting to ask for it. It's a pussy whip.

See, the whip. Pussy whipped. That's what it is. She's pussy-whipped now.

Oh, how cute. It's a delightful thing. Maybe guys don't like it. The girls love to be pussy-whipped.

Most girls. I think most girls like pussy-whipping. Hold me tight. Oh, there we go.

Ooh. Yay. How... Am I getting...

I can't see what I'm doing. Well, let's pull them down. Too busy. Just rip them.

Holding you in a... They're just pants. Orpheus black headlock. Oh.

Yes. I like it. I know you do. You're actually doing it yourself.

I'm barely using any. Yes, this is my confusion. That's the way to do BDSM, folks. Get the sub to do the work.

Top... She will top from the bottom this one. This one will top from the bottom. Sorry, Biz.

I will top from the bottom. Oh, I know. It's kind of hot. I think it's your idea.

Good. I know. Grab it. Yeah.

And so nerve confusion is important, too, because we could do this now that she's... That feels really good. It's really confusing. Nerve confusion.

Yeah. So we're going to do... That's what we have to do to... The new territory.

Yeah. Nerve confusion. That's what they need. In a good way.

See? Ouch! But a good way out. I'm not going to push it too far.

I have eraser nipples. You do now. See, now's when I'd clamp her. Ouch!

No. No clamping for me. I'll just do it with my finger. She probably likes that.

There's just a little pressure. It kind of is... But then you let go and it's more sensitive. See?

Nerve confusion. My nerves have been cut twice, so I don't know what confusion... They will bring them back to me. They might be confused already.

I think there is actually nerve confusion going on right now. Surgical. And we're trying to organize our nerves. Okay.

All right. Are we okay? Is everyone good? I'm fabulous.

I think it's great. My rings are stuck in your panties, but... Other than that... It's the hazard of the job, Dr. Suzy.

It's okay. She likes them torn. Aw, it looks like she blushes. She's even speaking herself.

Oh, no. I also want to give a shout out to the G-spot. Oh. Here he is.

Here he is, Mr. G-spot. Okay. G-spot. We love you.

Thank you for everything. Loves him as much as I do. He's kind of lumpy. So is the G-spot.

We're good. And we are so good. I lost my hat. See?

It's the nerve confusion. Absolutely. That was a little... A little confusing.

So, um... Wow. Has everyone kind of gotten spanked? I think we're all in a little bit of a space.

I'm like a little bit of a sub-space going on. A little sub-space going on. Ooh. That's the beauty of it.

That's the beauty of it. Would you like to do Commade? Oh, you did? I certainly did.

Right off of Onyx's butt. That's okay. So, I think we're ready to kind of wind up the show. Because it's after midnight.

After midnight it's time for the post-spanxgiving. Freaks come out of there. Yeah. Trust up.

So you're going to celebrate Spanxgiving every year now. Yeah, I think this is going to be a new tradition. Saturday after Thanksgiving. You know, after you get stuffed with food and family.

And, you know, all that gratitude. Makes me want to just spank my boyfriend. Exactly. Or get spanked or something.

Spank or get spanked. And then... Call us. That leads to sex.

It very often does. Spanking is a great form of foreplay. As is footplay. We also did that.

I love footplay. I actually am a foot fetish. I have a foot fetish. When I'm at the airport, I would like to tell you.

I sit at the end chair while I'm waiting in the terminal. In the summer. To look at people. Everybody's toes.

No, I... When they're wearing sandals because I really do have a foot fetish. You have beautiful feet. Oh, thank you, darling.

Now she can't talk with her mouth full, so... Oh, see, that's been rooted at Spanxgiving. But I love feet. You have beautiful feet.

Onyx has beautiful feet. Biz has beautiful feet. I am a foot. If you can't take care of your feet,

you can't take care of your vagina. Yes, Max has definite feelings about... Do you believe that? Captain Max's feet.

He's turning himself on. So we can talk about the five little girls who live next to the other girls. Here's what I found. When I started going out with Susan...

That's me. Oh, Dr. Susan. Would you like a foot massage? I'm going to give you a foot massage.

I wanted to do other things. Yeah, but we had reasons not to. There's foreplay. I thought a foot massage would be okay.

I thought that would be okay. That wouldn't be cheating. Right, that would be a foot massage. So I met these ten women that live in these shoes.

And we became really good friends. And I've now known them and loved them for 25 years. Sometimes in the middle of the night, when we're totally asleep,

our feet are doing shit. They're like hugging each other. There's these ten men who live next door to the ten women. And then the tall one,

on both sides of the left wing and the right wing of the family, she's very stuck up. She's like the actress. He plays personalities on every toes.

That's great because that's the middle toe. He takes this little piggy went to market to a whole new level of erotic foot fetish. No, it's total puppet theater.

It's really foot theater. We got to do it one time. And they speak. They talk to the little girls among themselves.

And then they want to go out with the boys. Well, in history, it's said that if you have a longer index, like inside of your big toe, your first toes bigger than your big toe,

that it's royalty. There you go. I'm not royal. My second toe is bigger than my first toe.

Mine is too. That's the good thing. That's a good thing. Oh, that's your royalty.

There's a lot of royals running around. There's a lot of us have our second toe bigger than our first toe. You know, the toes have personalities. That's the Hollywood toe.

And have serious feelings. And yeah, they get stepped on and danced on and run on all day. Especially Miss Flathead. Yeah, well, that's the one that gets crushed by the high heels.

She's complaining all the time. Then, you know, when they get rubbed and kissed and loved, they just, it's like politics. You know, they send a message to the other decision-making parts

of the body, and that would be the mind. When I asked her to marry me, they all got together. And they said, marry him.

Go ahead. Go ahead. And the other parts were going, well, I don't know. And the feet were going, no, yes, do it.

Do it. He knows what to do. He loves your toe. He does.

And that's very important. Very important to have a lover who loves your feet. If you care about your feet, you know. They don't all have to do the same thing.

Well, some people are horrified by their feet. Well, yeah. They don't want to even deal with their feet. I love feet.

That's what I mean. I really look at everyone by their toes. But feet, people should find each other, is I guess what we're saying.

I think they know. When he proposed, did you put the ring on the hand or the foot? You know, I should have put the ring on the foot. How did we know this Thanksgiving

was going to turn into a footsie show? Well, you know, that is the nature of the Dr. Susan Block show. We don't know what's going on.

You just don't know what's going on. Although I do think we should put our asses together. Yay. I think we should have a final moment of ass reveal.

This is very important, folks. Yeah. In honor of Spanxgiving. This is serious.

This is in honor of Spanxgiving. And so where's your ass? Get your ass in here. Oh, and let's move the microphone off of the floor.

You want to know what time it is, Abe? My dad used to tell me to get my ass in gear. That meant to get to work. Oh, yeah.

Mmm. So we got ass. All right. We got booty.

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Okay. So I feel that.

Six, eight. Right, we have eight. Who do we appreciate? Okay, we got our spanking positions here.

God bless us. Is it a full moon or what's going on? Almost. I think it's a full moon.

Oh, wait, we got to pull this down. Something's getting full. We can always pull down my base and spanking here. We are almost at an end.

We are just getting our final mooning across Bonoboville. Moon across Bonoboville. You know, I can't see whether the spanking shows, so you should pull out a little.

Pull out. Oh, yeah, pull out. What's that thing they say at the grocery store now, Max? How about now?

Have you been to the market lately? Okay, so I go to Trader Joe's. This is happening all over the city. You have a chip?

A chip. I've got a chip on my shoulder. Put your card next. You have a chip?

Yeah, I've got a chip. Okay, insert. Okay, hold it there. Hold the chip in there.

Don't move it. Don't move that chip. Okay, pull it out now. Oh, no, put it back in for me.

And this is at the market. Especially Trader Joe's. This is at the market. Put it out.

This is going on in our market. Brothers and sisters, Spanksgiving is taking over America. You heard about it here.

The world. On the Dr. Susan Block show. And that's a good thing. That's a good thing that Spanksgiving

is taking over America because otherwise we're going to Trump. Trump. Fix your hair.

Don't flip on a handicap. So we're at the end. Can you tell? This is the end.

I'm in heaven. I'm in Spanksgiving. Heaven. And, you know,

these girls are actually great. Let's have a hand. We're clapping with her butt.

Yeah. All right. So let's hear it for Onyx Muse.

Brothers and sisters. And where can we find you, Onyx? Where can we find you? I'm on Twitter at

Onyx underscore baby seven or my website www.theonyxsocial.com and catch me on live

Jasmine. Yeah. And don't miss her in Bonobo girl. Absolutely. This is her fourth time here.

Yeah. So we are so excited that Onyx is like really a Bonobo girl. And

thank you, Dayton Reigns. Yes. What a good girl taking Spanks. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Don't forget, I'm available. You were spanked for our sins. I love to be. The Native Americans, the sins against the

that we took the land from the Native Americans, gave them smallpox, you know, and the sins that we do against so many people.

Dayton accepted that as her Spanks giving punishment. Yay. Thank you. I'm happy to take it for everybody.

Only on the ass, not in it. Ah, but yes, that is for Christmas.

Oh, maybe baby Jesus could get my ass at Christmas. The anal annual. That's a good one too.

What was that other one? Booty duty and now we have the anal annual. My duty to service everyone's booty. Booty.

Bizz knows a lot and she likes to take things, spankings or give them actually. There's a lot of everything

going on. We have a lot of therapists here. We have a lot of therapists and we want to give a shout out to Chelsea Bonobo. Chelsea.

We love you. AKA Chelsea Demoiselle out there and you know, helping the needy.

She is also a therapist with the institute but she is in the field right now. In the field spreading

peace. Spreading her seed. She's spreading this kind of peace. I'm the Bonobo way.

Definitely spreading the Bonobo way amongst the Oregonians. Yeah. And we've got a lot of great

therapists with us now. Also Onobo and Bonobo Rose who are now Cameron Ng.

Delray who is tweeting. We are all here for you 24 hours a day.

And Ken is doing therapy now. Special occasions. We do multiple therapies. Depending if you need webcaming

therapy, we do do group therapy sessions. Because sometimes you want that communal ecstasy. We offer that for you too.

Call us. Absolutely. Sometimes it's like a very intimate two-way thing just between you

and someone who cares but doesn't judge you. Someone different than the people in your life.

And sometimes you want a party. Or you're into cup holding or you're into watching

a girl be with a girl. We also reach a group that traditional therapy doesn't.

And we really are therapists without borders. That is true. We are therapists without borders.

From Los Angeles to Saudi Arabia. Yeah. We may criticize some of the

practices of the government of KSA as we have. But we love the people. We've gotten to know

some really great people. And it just makes us realize how people are people.

Whatever your religion your ethnic background so called race. We all need sex.

We all need love. And a lot of us can't find it. We're all afraid

of boogie men and women. So that's why we're here. And that's why we're here.

We're lying down waiting for you. I would like to say being a sex worker or

being in the adult for a very long time. A sex player being in the adult business. The most gratifying experience

I've had in my whole career is being able to help others. Oh sure. Well we go where no therapist

dares to go. I agree. For me it's been more gratifying. Susan Dr. Suzy

started this telephone sex therapy many many years ago and she was a leader.

I started it out of laziness. Sheer laziness. No seriously. I was a therapist

and that was I would get dressed in a little suit and sit there and talk to somebody

who would very often not show up. So I would sit there and go ah! You could have a kill fee

or something but you felt bad charging somebody who hadn't shown up. So I just felt ah! This is too difficult.

It wasn't even that I thought about it. I just started saying I can do this over the phone. I can help someone over the phone. It's easier. They don't have to come in.

And who's talking? Hello. Everybody. I actually turned this mic on because this one's dying.

Oh but that one was loud and clear. Anyway. I will save my story of how I created telephone sex therapy

for another time because we're almost out of time. We're almost out of time. But yeah.

It's a certain little niche of phone sex and therapy. It's a meeting of phone sex and therapy and

it's kind of something I created something that nobody else calls it that but at the same time

as I said before in a way all phone sex is therapy in a way all loving webcam

is therapy and all sex work in a way is a kind of therapy.

You know that Charlie Sheen. All right. So suddenly we have 10 minutes. What should we do?

Should we spank each other again? What is this? It's about 10 minutes. Well

we can do. How did that happen? It's magical. It's magical.

Do we actually have 10 minutes or was that just Ken walking in with a sign? That was Ken walking

10 minutes. 10 minutes of just continue because we were ending the show.

Well now we're starting it again. And we're starting Maybe they should come out of the show. I'll get them.

I'll get them. They've been talking the whole show. You're the dominators, right? You make them.

And suddenly Mar is shaking a thing that says 3 minutes because they're scared now and it's going to pull them out of the back room.

She's going to pull them out anyway. Pull them out of the closet. Pull them out. Hey

Come on, welcome back guys. Celebrate Spanksgiving. They didn't get their Spanks backstage. They're laughing too much.

They're going to come out. What's been going on? They've been naughty the whole show. Third turn.

Come out boys. We need to give you your Spankings for the holiday. Dayton is not successful.

Time for the Femme Dom. Femme Dom hierarchy in effect. You better come out here now. Now.

They've been making so much fucking noise. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Good job. We have Roberto Bonobo. Hiding backstage. Roberto Bonobo.

Welcome to the show boys. There he is. Look at these guys. This guy's been celebrating.

You guys have been part of this. They've been real bad. Thank all of them. Let's make them bend over and spank them.

Let's let Onyx spank him. We got them out here. What was so funny? We wanted to see the unseen.

I spanked them out here. They are the unseen. Okay, so... It was so funny.

It looks like he wants to spank somebody with his jacket. Go back to your room. Abe's all covered up in his jacket.

He's unseen Abe. This is the Bonoboville family. Part of it anyway. Welcome new guy.

Roberto Bonobo. We're celebrating in our Bonobovillean way. Should we take Roberto's shirt off?

He's new. You know... Make him take a communion. He's only half moved in.

Don't do nothing. Okay. Okay, well... I don't want to put them on the spot.

We've got all this shit here. There were the gigulars back there. What were they doing? I think we're about ready for the after party.

Okay. When you give me a sign that says 10 minutes when I'm winding up the show, this is what happens. I'll take 12.

I'll just let you know that. They're all embarrassed now. Oh. Also, you were making a lot of noise back there.

Exactly. That was why I wanted to feature them. There's parties out here on the show. I am not a bouncer.

Gentlemen, I am not a bouncer. Even though she's very bouncy. She's cute. I have big boobies and I can bounce them.

But I'm not a bouncer. You're quite a bouncer there. You actually are. I think we've said our goodbyes

and we're ready to really say goodbye. So... Yeah. The spankings

mean that you better learn your lesson. And you know, this is a

kind of a place where you got to take sides. So you got to be for a side that's for war or peace.

So we say practice peace through pleasure. Make like bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

I always take that. That's what's amazing.