Xmas Confessions with Hanukkah Hot Wax

Full transcript of Xmas Confessions with Hanukkah Hot Wax on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, Christmas elves and Hanukkah hotties, all you children of sex and we are all children of sex. No matter what we celebrate, sex is what brings us into the world to celebrate and sex is the main thing to celebrate. So, this is a show about sex with a capital X.

Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A, women? A, women.

Merry Christmas, Bonoboville. Happy Christmas. And let's see, Happy Bodhi Day and Merry Panchagana Party. That's the Hindu holiday. And let's see, Happy Muhammad's birthday.

Can't forget that one. That was a few days ago but it's December and let's see, did I forget anything? Oh, well, of course. Happy Sunbirth Day. Yeah.

It's still winter solstice time and yes, that is a lot of holidays that we have in the winter, which is one of the reasons that some of us say happy holidays because there's too many to, you know, kind of list them all. There are so many. But your necklace describes like my necklace.

About 12 of them. My necklace here, I have several necklaces. I have a necklace here that has like 12 different religions on it. Love it. Yes, I have my cross.

We're all inclusive. Given to me by one of my therapy clients who I helped to lose his virginity at the age of 40. God bless. Oh, miracle.

Very religious and he gave me a catechism and he gave me this cross and this is my special star of David and Captain Max is also wearing a star of David like this. And this is very special because it was woven from prison uniforms by prisoners into in towers. That's right.

That's so amazing. Yes. You have a lot of time in there so it's beautiful. It's well made. They do, they take their time. I think this cost two soups.

Two soups. Two soups and a pack of cigarettes right there. Yes, two soups and usually they make crosses. But you know, Max got them to make a little star of David.

Captain Max is beautiful. Oh, that was two soups for each by the way. I think a pack of cigarettes was involved too but you know, that's just me. You know, you can't smoke cigarettes in twin towers.

Oh, okay. You have to smoke your soup, baby. Okay, smoke your tea bags. I get it. I get it. But speaking of smoking, we're going to have some smoking candles here for our happy Hanukkah.

And yes, we're going to have some mistletoe. Mistletoe, we love the mistletoe. It actually harkens back before Christmas, don't all Christmas holidays, you know, rituals, harken back before Christmas to Saturnalia.

It's a fertility symbol, the mistletoe, and it's a symbol of peace. It's actually very bonobo because you know, once you're under the mistletoe, if you're enemies, you make peace. That's what I was going to say, back in the medieval period, they would set up above the door

and you'd have to kiss your enemy before you walked through the door. Well, there you go. Something like that. Something like that. Yeah, it's a lot of kissing, a lot of peacemaking, very bonobo mistletoe.

And then there's Hanukkah. Hanukkah, not my favorite holiday, actually, in terms of the story of Hanukkah, which is kind of weird, actually. I mean, it's very similar to what's going on today in the land that Hanukkah took place in,

which is Syria, actually. Hanukkah, actually, is a holiday that is really for Jews to kind of have something during Christmas time because it's so kind of Christmas time, you know. So, you know, Hanukkah.

Okay, it's a very minor holiday, but it has become like a big deal. And it's based on this Greek empire that, of course, involved the land that we now call Israel and a king named Antiochus, who was king of Syria, who declared that all the Jews needed to worship Greek idols,

as well as their own Jewish God. They could worship the Jewish God. But they had to bow down, you know, and pay respects to the Greek idols, which, of course, you know, I wouldn't have a problem with.

And honestly, a lot of Jews didn't have a problem with it. Right, right, right. So, I should introduce everybody before I finish my story because people are talking. It's okay. This is Danielle Watts.

Hello, everyone. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Chag Sameach Hanukkah.

Yeah. Happy Mohammed's birthday. All of that. Yes.

And the Shafi'ilah. Yeah, I have a little gift in my lap. Oh, yes. A little present.

Wrapped up. Today, the little bow. At the Goodwill. Oh, nice. You got that at the Goodwill.

That's great. Fine. Good for you. There's no telling that you can find a Goodwill. I think it's more lingerie.

And here is my naughty, naughty assistant, Gypsy Bonobo. I don't even pretend to try to be good at this point. Oh, no. Well, you could be nice if you turn around.

Oh, yeah. Oh, hi. No, just turn around your head. I think the other way.

And your butt. You know, you have to be direct with me. Like sex. You have to tell me what you want.

Naughty and nice. Right. Oh, wait. Oh, you're going in the wrong place, but that's cute too.

But like, hey, it says I'm nice in the back, but don't worry. That's covered through the whole show. So I'm all I'm about 90% naughty.

Really? Really? I have like, I have the nicest, you know, it's for aesthetics. You got wings too.

And we have wings. You can fly. Jackie blue. Also quite body and mind doesn't even say nice.

Yeah. Right. What does your say right there? Oh, we just have straight naughty.

Naughty. Well, I don't know about straight, but straight. Naughty. It was making a point.

And Jackie, of course, is nominated for two tees awards. Tees me, baby. Yes. And what are they?

They are best internet personality and Miss unique. Miss unique is so fitting. So, so back to, well, oh, I should introduce my, my nativity. Please do.

I think I'd like to show off. Can you let the mics back there? So, hey, the four we get to our Hanukkah story. Let's just turn on the mics, please.

Examine the nativity here. Okay. So here we have the baby Jesus. Actually, baby Jesus is a butt plug in our nativity.

Yes. This is our baby Jesus butt plug. And you had some butt experience earlier. We did.

I double sided dildo for the first time. Right. And it went well. It was great.

It was very, it was, like I said, it was very clinical for me. There's two ends to the double side. For me, I felt like I had to be very clinical about it. He got really into it.

And I was happy he got into it. I didn't want to get too excited and ruin it. It was awesome. Well, you know, sometimes you want to just be giving.

It was not a butt plug. This is Jesus. You reached another level. Congratulations.

And in our case, we have Jesus's mom is a bonobo, actually. You know, this is our bonobo. It's the cutest little monkey ever. Kind of nativity scene.

And of course, he's going to grow up and become the Jesus jackhammer dildo. And every boy's dream, right? You just wake up.

You want to be the Jesus jackhammer. You do, pretty much. And this is kind of rising up here. And we have the three kings who have visited

the manger here and provided cornage, of course, and dreidels. The dreidels could very well have been a toy that Jesus played with. And, you know, it's a top.

He could have been making them as well. I just noticed something just really quick with the Jesus. Yeah. For all the sexual repression propagated in the name of

Christianity, he is very sexy up there on that cross. Well, I want to concur. He has a vogue post. He's voguing.

He's voguing. The ankles are crossed. And honestly, this is a divine intervention. So they emphasize the sexuality.

But still, the cross has an erotic shape. Yeah. But the reason they really like Jesus is because he was well hung. Well hung.

He stopped the stockings. He stopped the stockings. That's exactly right. Yeah.

This looks like it could stop a stocking. Talking to Mike. Yeah. Talk right into the mic.

Right here. Right up to your lips. Beautiful. So we have the three kings.

One king is the Buddha right here. And another king is actually Satan. I mean, you know, why should Satan come to visit the baby Jesus? Well, it's the yin and the yang.

You can't have one without the other. Yeah. Yeah. And then we have Bill Clinton.

Right? Well, there you go. There's always Bill Clinton in there just randomly. There's just Bill Clinton thrown in there randomly.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know if it's random. I feel that he could well have been spared.

Or placed by God. I mean, random placed by God, I'm not sure. Or. One thing about Bill Clinton that came up for me this week

is he's a great purveyor of his own version of truth. I agree. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I smoked, but I didn't inhale.

You know, like as president of the United States, that was his version of the truth. And he shared it. The perfect version.

If you talk to some people, they don't think that oral sex is sex. A lot of people that I talk to as a therapist, I say, did you have sex? And they go, no.

And then I find out they had oral sex, but they don't consider that sex because it's not intercourse. So I don't know. I think in a way, kissing is sex.

And in a way, nothing but intercourse is sex. So I could see it both ways. I guess I just think it's funny that Donald Trump is getting in a lot of trouble for lying.

I know you love him. And let me introduce him. Here he is. Here's Donald Trump.

What do you mean getting in trouble? He's getting away with it. And I think you're trying to say that there's been a precedent of other politicians lying.

And that is true. Politicians lie. It's just a degree. It's a question of degree.

And which dick? Well, he's a bigger dick. And he makes it up as he goes along. But didn't they all lie to us about Santa Claus and potential?

That's for the best of the good. You know what I mean? When you're lying for the better of things and people to be happy, it's different than lying to better yourself.

Like when your parents are lying to you throughout Santa Claus, they're lying to you because they know that makes you more happy than them and their pajamas all stoned or hung over, stuffing your stockings full of, you know, and buying their presents.

So it's a happier to find a guy with cookies. It's happy to find out that your parents are liars at a young age. But let's just say... May I just say that...

Hitler was a liar, too. President... The former president, Bill Clinton. Bill, I love you so...

Yeah, okay. So he had consensual relations with a woman. He calls it not sexual relations. They were private.

Somebody opened it up. He, you know, got slapped up, you know. It wasn't something that necessarily is our business, whereas Trump lies about all kinds of things

that are the nation's business. So I think there's a big difference. Composure. That's a big difference. And he also...

Composer. I mean lies, yeah, okay. It's more just what do you represent? You represent misogyny, racism, hate.

I don't know. That's kind of disturbing to me. But that arouses a lot of people. Well, yes.

It obviously is arousing Daniel. But we have to understand... He's arousing the feminist, he's arousing the... But at some point that has to end...

Not necessarily in a good way. He's taking all your rights away. Just like Hitler. I'll just pull the race card for one second,

since I am the black person on here. You know, and I'm good at pulling the race card. One of the things as a black person that I had to get used to was,

okay, so you can pull this card as many times as it works, and then at a certain point, you have to get over yourself and realize

that all of these people oppressing you actually make you stronger. I love you, Daniel, but I think you're overcompensating.

Overcompensating? Of course I'm fighting for overcompensating. We're girls, we're girls. We resist the negativity

that this big dick represents. No, but I see myself in that big dick. Okay, but you know what? You're going to stop talking now.

Oh my God. I'm just so excited to see this law show. Yeah, this is not a... Someone turn her microphone down.

Yeah, it's not a... Okay, okay. This is not a Trump friendly... This is not a Trump friendly house.

No, not really. We don't like Nazis. My father fought the Nazis. And I got to get to lighting the candles.

Because we want them to be lit during this, so... Girl, I don't understand... I'm, to be honest, I don't understand. Because I was asking, I was like,

do you need me to light all the candles and put them in? She's like, no, there's only one. Well, because this is the first night of Hanukkah.

Right, so you put a candle each. Okay, so Hanukkah is seven days. It's a week-long thing. And it's because

there was this story of King Antiochus, who was this Greek king that ruled in Syria,

which is where a lot of Jews were, and he insisted that the Jews worship the Greek gods, which as I said, I would have done back then.

But a lot of Jews didn't want to do that. They were kind of like fundamentalists, you could say. There were the assimilated Jews that said, hey, it's okay,

I'll worship Adonai as well as Zeus and Athena. And then the ones that said, no, don't want to do that.

And the ones that said, no, don't want to do that, what? I was saying, kind of like feminists. Kind of like, well...

They'll worship some, but not others. I don't know about feminists. But let's just say, in a way, the Jewish people

that rebelled against Antiochus were kind of like Taliban in the sense that they not only rebelled against the Greek Antiochus,

but they rebelled against the Jews that were assimilating. And they in fact forced some of them to get circumcised as adults.

That's how that all started. We're going to have to have a personal talk. And they won a battle. They won this pretty big battle.

And they actually did get, you know, control of the temple. But it took them seven days. And before they started,

there was not enough oil for the everlasting light to last seven days. So the miracle is that the everlasting light, even though it didn't have enough oil

to last seven days, well, it was a miracle. And it did last seven days, which is why we celebrate Hanukkah.

I think reasonable. That's so much more reasonable than Catholic answers to things. Actually, it was eight days.

Never mind. Well, eight days. I think oil could burn for eight days on a reasonable logical sense.

Hanukkah is eight days. And yeah, I have very mixed feelings about Hanukkah. It's kind of a war story.

I've never... Well, you grew up with it. It's not very bonobo. I grew up with it,

not really knowing the story so well. Like every person you know... What you know is that you get menorahs. And you get gifts.

Money. Well, chocolate. I would be honest. My Jewish friends got seven days of gifts

and that always made me jealous of the one day I got. What do you think about this story about your season?

The problem with the story... Are these chocolates? Are these edible? Oh, God.

Yeah, yeah. They're edible. But you might... It's also gamble-able.

So you might want to save some of them because you're going to be gambling in a little while. Fine, fine, fine.

I'm hungry but I'll wait. You might be playing Straital. And... I mean, you can...

I always lose. Get ready to take clothes off, girls. You can eat them. I spend a mean Straital.

And... And yeah, I mean, the story is a war story. I didn't like getting behind that.

I didn't like getting behind the idea of this Taliban-like group of people, this fundamentalist group of Jews,

you know, kind of asserting their fundamentalist will over the kind of more liberal Jews that I felt like I was one of.

So, in any case, the story has not made such a big deal about on actual Hanukkah. Just like...

I don't know. I don't know if Jesus is such a big part of Christmas. More like Santa Claus.

Honestly, I'm going to say what I do know about Jesus is actually Jesus' birthday is not celebrated truly on the 25th.

It's like... Truly. Yeah, it's Jesus' birthday actually to the actual Old Testament.

It's like February-something. Yeah, it's in another... It's in a whole another month. But, you know, and as we talk about things getting there,

you know, holidays are usually sad things. You know, they're usually made off of sad things. So, we're going to light the candles. And this is an important ritual

that actually I would have a lot of fun with because one thing that you do is you bet on which candle is going to last the longest. Ooh.

Well, I'm sure to lose that one. So, first of all, I need two more people to help me light the candles. Okay, wait.

Do we need two more people than us up here? No, no, no. Oh, my God, can I be one person? Yeah.

Okay, me and be live. So, do you need a higher maniac or does it matter? Okay, fine. You can have the one.

Okay, so now, now wait. Before you light them, we have to light them the way... Actually, don't use the lighter.

Oh. No. Yeah. I'm going to...

Okay, so this is called the shammas. And this is like the slave candle. Okay. Oh, did you look at me on purpose when you said that?

Yes, absolutely. So, since we're going to be, you know... Okay. We're going to bring up that.

Most people slave ever seen. Really quickly, while you're lighting the candles. No, no, not while I'm lighting. Or whatever.

No, no. I'm sorry, but I grew up where you have to say the prayer while you're lighting. Okay, I'm sorry.

So, we don't talk while we're lighting. I'm curious because you did mention that the dogmatic Jews were part of what frustrated you about this whole ritual.

And I'm curious... No, not the ritual, but the holiday. About the holiday, the story. The ritual I love.

It's the idea that somebody is so attached to one perspective that they can't allow for other perspectives. Is that kind of the essence of what you're saying?

No. Like, they're dogmatic... She was looking... She was saying that for more...

I think that what she was trying to say... They were violent. That it was one side to the other as it usually is in the case of it's one extreme

to the other. And it doesn't need to be celebrated whether it's extreme to the other, whether both were right.

I think Dr. Suzy has mixed feelings and I can understand that. If somebody wants to be an extremist and stay home and just, you know,

post obnoxious tweets, that's okay. It's the fact that they're violent and that it bothers me. It's the violence.

That's all. But it bothers me so don't fucking do it. Right. All right.

So now... It's naughty. There we go. So you take this and I take...

Which one do I take this? I gotta remember this now. Okay. So basically, I mean, it's a...

It's not a big deal tonight because all you're gonna do is light one candle because it's the first night. So it's not a lot of stuff to do.

By the eighth night, you're lighting all the candles. This little Aladdin's lamp is to represent Syria, I guess. Okay. So I'm gonna say a Hebrew prayer.

If you know it, sing along. If you don't... I don't know. I guess I can't say don't interrupt

because I don't have to be dogmatic, but... When the priest is telling his prayers, you just be quiet and nod your head. It'll take like 20 seconds.

I'm okay with this. Right. And now we light this candle. Baruch Ha...

You light this one. Put it in there. What does that mean when your candle is in light? Because I feel like my candle...

The wick completely burnt out. Okay. Actually... No, the wick is, I think, burnt out.

Indeed. We just gotta burn down that wick. If at first you don't succeed, keep on second until you do succeed.

No, you were... Only Dr. Susie can make a wickless candle turning to light. Okay.

It's a miracle. It's a Christmas miracle. That's right. It's a Christmas miracle.

We have a candle... There's a candle in the... But you know what? Because I'm a magic trick.

That was a magic trick. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you're not allowed to do that. All right.

So, you know, this is why I'm not a fundamentalist because... Thank God, because I would have ruined that. Do you hear what she did there?

Thank God. We're first also going to light the clock candle because this is Bonoboville. Amen.

Amen. All right. So, now, pick your candle. Which candle do you think is the last one?

I want the middle one. I want the big one. Okay. You think that this one's the last one?

I do, I do. You're the red one. You're the yellow one. This is Belive.

This is Gypsy. Which candle do you pick? Which one do you want? This slave is not going to vote on this.

Really? I feel like you need to. I just think it's still clear. It's not heard.

Here, you got money. You got money. Well, honey, I lived as a slave for almost a year.

She lives there right now when she's proud of it. Jackie, tell how you're proud to be a sex slave in an...

It was one of the best periods of my life, to be honest. Thank you. Thank you.

Did Daniel pay you for that? I'm sorry? It depends how you pay you for that. Pay me? No.

It was a 24-7 living situation. This is the choice of life. Piece of property. It's the choice of life.

An actual piece of property. So, I love you, Jackie. Now I must say, Jackie, what candle would you like to have?

That big pink one over there. The big pink. I knew you would. No, no.

The big one. Are you picking this one? No, that's not a Hanukkah candle. You can't pick that one.

Well, that's going to last the longest. Right. That's true. I already know.

Okay, the four... The four... Was that yellow? This one?

Over to your left. You know, that's B-Lives. No, no, no. That one.

This one. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

All right. Max, do you have a candle? I don't have a glasses on. I can't see.

Do you want to pick a candle? Do you want to pick a candle? Pick a candle. Let's see.

The red one. Okay. Which one? That one's the only one left.

The red one, not on the left. Right here? The middle one? The middle one?

Right here? You picked the middle one. I did pick the middle one. So I got this one.

Oh, okay. Max, you got it. And Danielle doesn't want to pick a candle. I'm pouting.

Oh. I have a rough week. Okay, so tell us about your week. Get it up out.

Or tell us about your confession. Don't you have a Christmas confession? Now that I've lit the candles, I'm interested in hearing your Christmas confession. Well, I have a couple confessions.

The first confession is that I sent my dad a picture of myself on the show this week. Woohoo! Woohoo! It was quite fascinating.

I sent him a picture of me taking communion. My dad's always been very supportive of my artistry. But he said, Danielle, you're a beautiful woman, but please don't send me nude pictures of yourself. But you sent him a nude picture?

Well, it was a picture of me on the show taking communion. It wasn't fully nude. Oh, yeah, well. I wasn't fully nude.

It wasn't like I was doing a performance. Dad's a rather fussy, you know. Dad! I was just going to say dad's a rather fickle, like a pickle, you know?

But I will say. It wasn't really a nude picture. The first play he ever saw me in college was playing a prostitute who had knee pads at USC. And he was totally fine seeing that play, you know?

But you know what I mean? Honestly, my mom, my mom. Were you naked? But it's fine.

No, no. Were you naked in the play? I don't know. Again, this is, again, I'm not, I totally get why he responded that way.

All I'm saying is I faced the fear I had because I think my dad represented this part of me that felt like I had to repress myself. Like my naked body's not okay because dad's all over the world. Every dad makes girls feel that way.

Every dad. Afraid of being attracted to their daughter. Afraid of incest. How about when you do your movies coming up, which you're going to have a lot more

nudity than this picture had in it? Like is he not going to watch those movies now? This is not at all an attack on my dad or dads who are uncomfortable with naked pictures. It's simply just that's something that happens to me.

Every dad and every brother are uncomfortable with that. And it made me realize that, you know, that whole daddy thing factors into my life. And it's something I confronted and a fear that I faced. I feel better because of it.

Good for you. Yay! All right, very nice. You're fighting the demon.

We're all fighting the demons, aren't we? Well, Danielle, you do like to confront things. I do like to confront things. And you confronted something.

That's what we call her Daniela thing. All right. Well, that was an interesting Christmas confession. And is that the only one you want to give us?

She told me about another one earlier. But I don't know if you want to give us the other one. I'm just feeling so vulnerable right now. And you know that's okay.

And you know, I think that Dr. Suzy has so many gifts to unwrap for us. Like, you know... Well, I don't know about that. You can make it.

I have chocolates. But one thing about Hanukkah that I discovered, you know, as I was growing up is that it involves a lot of wax. Wax.

Hot. Oh. Wax. I had my first wax on the show.

Yeah, it was your first? It was my very first. With the Jesus candle. Oh.

With Mistress Porcelain. Yeah, with the darts. Now, speaking of Jesus... Oh.

Oh, yeah. Jesus loves love. Check out the panties, guys. Check out the panties.

Jesus loves more than... Jesus loves my ass. And that's, that's no joke. That's no lie.

That's no lie. And she's going to get her stocking stuff for that one. Yeah. Yeah.

Legs are the original stocking stuffers. She is stocking stuffer on its own. Well, you know, we're going to do some hot wax play. Oh.

I think somebody I know on the stage would love a little hot wax play. On the stage. Oh, there's, yeah. I mean, beautiful.

There's two elves, but there's one right here. Well. I like it hot. As Marilyn Monroe would say, she likes it hot.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Well, we won't use the candles that are actually in the menorah because I guess they're

kind of sacred. And besides, we've been betting on them. So, but we have all these other Hanukkah candles to use. Mine's looking really good.

Can I say that right now that mine's looking extraordinary? You can root for your candle. Oh, pretty blurry. You can definitely, you know, that's the sporty nature of Hanukkah.

That's small-town nature myself. I have to be the winner. My team's looking good. Yes, it is.

Yes, indeed. And so, I'm still not sure which of the elves is going to, maybe both elves. Can't we do both? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So, where would you like your hot wax? Well, you know I'm going to have you pick.

Pick a spot. Pick a spot. I don't. Yes.

Well, I guess we could start our happy new drear early. Oh. I think it should be. What a wonderful idea.

What a wonderful, excellent idea. Okay. So, you know, since Trump is- I just put my face in Trump's little-

There you go. We should take him- It's not like I'm going to, like, really honestly, like, inhabit me. He deserves that pleasure.

Yes. Yes. He, uh, well, I don't know if he deserves it. No, no, no.

I don't agree with that. He needs it. Let's not say he deserves it. Let's say he needs my oral abilities, but-

I don't even know if it'll help him change. He needs to call the Dr. Walker Institute for that, honestly. I think we should kind of hope for impeachment here. Or worse, yeah.

Let's look at him as a voodoo doll. Yeah, voodoo doll. He's so smart. So, all right, here we have a cute little Christmas elf.

Okay, yeah, he's got a gold hat on. No, no. No, no. He likes gold.

He looks so cute when he's dressed up. Okay. Gold part and gold hat. So, we'll keep it kind of Facebook friendly for the first part of the show.

Oh. FU Facebook. And your friendly nature. Yes.

A great corporate censors. Red hair. Thank you, Facebook. Our great corporate censors.

Okay, thank you, Facebook. I'm mean. I like you sometimes. Okay.

Oh, yeah. You can drip it lower than that. Thank you. Whoa.

Oh, hey. Oh, hey, here we go. I think I have professionals behind me and I don't even know what's going on. You're just getting some Hanukkah hot wax treatment.

And usually Catholics, we get our presents on the 25th. And of course, with hot wax, the higher up you do it, the lesser it hurts. Does it hurt? No, honestly, you are a professional doctor, Susan.

I don't know. I'm always more than lucky to have you being controlled. You did that or you got a tough butt, girl. We all know I don't have that.

So let's go. We leave that to Jackie. Jackie's our tough butt. You can attend my classes.

I try to attend Jackie's personal classes when I can't. Oh, Mazel tov. Oh, very good. Oh, hey.

Now, this is not a ritual that I grew up with. But it's obviously, it's kind of nice. One that kind of makes sense, right? I think that it's a bonobo bill, bonobo bill.

I don't know if any other lawnsmen out there do Hanukkah hot wax. Hanukkah hot wax. As an erotic aspect. We're going to, we're going to, I'm going to trend.

A Hanukkah celebration. It's a hashtag. It's a hashtag. Everything's a hashtag.

But Dr. Soothe, you can't feel this in a hashtag. And she's pretty good. Wow. Look at that beautiful butt just getting Christmas red.

Look at the pretty colors. Look at the pretty colors. Jackie's like watching Christmas lights with. Now the yellow doesn't show up that much.

So you learn from. So in the video, you have to look very, very closely. Right. Move an extra hand there, Dr. Soothe.

Oh my God. Sure. Don't threaten me with a good time. Too late.

So is this actually Facebook friendly? I don't know. Okay, for one, Captain Max, it is Facebook friendly. We're not showing anything, but.

Don't come in too close. You know. But it is. It's a good time.

And there's no part showing that don't need to be shown. This is total coverage. Whoops. And this is Merry Christmas to you all Facebook live.

Merry Christmas. It's sex machine. It's sex machine, everyone. Yes, indeed.

We all get a free stock and stuff for tonight. You know, fire is a big part of every winter holiday. Because baby, it's cold outside. Yes.

Keep warm without warm wax. Baby, it is cold outside. Which is a very controversial song. I'm lucky to have two.

We're going to play some different versions of lately. Later, actually. Yeah, lately and later. Actually, lately it's been very controversial.

It's an old favorite. It's been around for a while. It has. And so has fire in the winter.

My butt looks like all the way. It's pretty butt. My pretty butt covered in wax like a candle. After a long reading session.

I hope you all have been paying attention. A long what session? And reading. Oh, I thought you said breeding session.

Oh, well, breeding, too. Breeding, whatever you want to do. Oh, I definitely heard breeding. I definitely heard.

Either way. Either way. You're sounding like me now. Sorry.

Dr. Susie got me all excited on one side. It's like, you know, it keeps coming. Keeps coming. It's like my favorite guy.

That's a good thing. And hot wax is a little bit like dribbling semen in a way. A little more exciting. I'm not trying to be cruel.

It's hot, all right. Well, it's cold outside. And then it dries very quickly, right? It dries.

Just don't sit on your grandma's couch. You get wax all over it. Right. We're trying to keep the wax on your butt.

Hey, let's bet it on us. Hanukkah hot wax lawnsman, try it. You got eight days. And if you do this at home, call me.

Or buy me a present with your seven days. Eight days, actually. It's eight days, right? Eight days a week.

I just don't want to be a jealous kid thinking eight days is a present. Okay. Well, you know, it's now getting down to my fingers.

So this one is not a ritual. Mine lasted longer. We're still in competition. I'm still the first thing I look at.

It's like, oh, what's going on with the candles. But I think you should show off your butt to, not necessarily the Facebook camera, but. Will you be kind?

Yes, yes. I will be kind. You know, I've been very mean. Even though Dr. Cis is naughty, she's nice to me sometimes.

Naughty can be very nice. I'm always naughty. I don't know anything. Christmas buns.

Woo-hoo. When I'm naughty, I'm even nicer. Or actually, I should say Hanukkah buns. Hanukkah buns.

Hanukkah Christmas buns, you know. You know, from Catholic to Hanukkah, I like it either way. Where, you know. Does that mean you're buying up our holidays?

I like to mix it up. I like variety. And I think that's why I like the noble bill. They give me the variety.

All right. So who else wants a little hot wax on their buns? I think this girl right here does. Okay.

So now you burnt me. You know what's going to happen to you? Did I burn you? You didn't burn me, but I, you know.

All right. So where do you want it? I want you, yeah, I mean, this is going to be on your butt, I guess. Okay.

All right. So you better hike up that skirt, little lady. You don't need that. You think I need a new one?

Jackie blue. We're going to do a blue candle. Oh yeah. And would you, would you like to help me with this?

I would. Yeah. Okay. So here.

You can go pretty close to that if you like. Jackie's making sure she's giving orders to what she wants. Just a suggestion. And here it is.

Just a suggestion. Oh, so you could also. Carmina for Mosas, the kinkster. You do it for me.

Yeah, baby. I'm getting strong. This is a kinky Christmas Eve. A horny Hanukkah.

Oh, that's nice already. I'm going to get the tip real close. Go for it, buddy. Go for it.

Oh, now that's good. Oh, yeah, that's really good. Oh, gotta have that. It feels like little needles.

It does feel like little needles. Okay, I'm going to hold it a little higher. How does it feel the higher? I'm getting.

Is that better? Oh, no. It was good already. Oh, okay.

I'm trying to watch her. Well, you know, you just let it drip, baby. Is that it? Yeah, but your wrist looks like it's doing it.

It's all in the wrist, baby. It's all in the wrist. It's all in the wrist. Gotta have that kink even on the holy days.

That's the best days. I'm going to be honest. I think the more naughty you are, you want it on a better date.

Hey, brothers and sisters, Jesus was a revolutionary. He sure was. Hey, woman. You know, Jesus loved the hookers, right?

Jesus loved the sex workers. Jesus pulled the people from the margins into the center. And that's what we try to do here in Bonoboville. So we love Jesus.

And Jesus loves our ass. He made mine. If we were made in His creation, He would have me with me.

That's what I like to think, though. Whoa, there's a little burning effort there. I know. And Jackie didn't even switch.

So this shows you the scales of how strong people are. I was a little more weak. It's not weakness. It's not strength.

Ah. Look at Jackie blues, but get blues. That is a Bonobo butt. You know, it's amazing stairs.

I want to thank our stairs right now for Christmas. You know, Dr. Suzy and my stairs. So just be careful of the wick because, you know, when you start burning up the wax,

the wick gets a little long. It's mine's super long. Mine's a bad bone arrangement. I don't know how to control it.

Get that butt up in the air. Yeah, you know. Arch your back. You know, face down, ass up.

Jackie, you know the drill. A wax beading for me. That's for sure on my side. Hanukkah hot wax for the holy day.

Oh, yeah. And you thought you were naughty by not buying your uncle a gift well. Merry kinky Christmas.

Merry kinky Christmas. If I'm not naughty, I'm not doing it right. That are watching us right now. We hope you have a kinky Christmas.

And a horny Hanukkah. And a sexy Mohammed's birthday. Oh, yeah. And erotic Panchagana.

You're doing a real good job. I, you know, Dr. Suzy's the pro. Like I said, I think I take a lot of my experience here. If she's, I have the pleasure of being behind her.

I just watch what she's doing. And I don't know if I'm a pro, but let me just say Jesus loved the pros. Jesus made the pros.

Jesus loves me. You know, I am certainly an amateur candle wax player. Nah. But I'm having some fun for sure.

Or maybe I'm a sadistic one. As long as you're having fun. I'm pretty sure that was sacrilegious. But you know what?

I'm sure, yeah, it isn't at all. But you know, Jackie, making Jackie flinch, I have to admit that I'm turned on a little by that. Yeah.

Jackie never flinched. So how does that feel, Jackie? Oh God, it really feels something different. It's very good.

It feels like a lot of needles. And I like needles. And I just want to say, don't forget about my candles. I'm still going to win.

Don't you forget about that. No, no, we're not forgetting. They're not anywhere near. Might not happen until the end of the break.

After the break. Jackie is my favorite. That's really good, by the way. All I want for Christmas is to like the hot wax.

I'm a little afraid. Oh, I'm good for your nails. So let's hear it for Jackie blue. But is blue with Hanukkah hot wax.

I loved it. Thank you so much. You were amazing. I don't know how you do it.

I don't know how you do it. Don't trip over your wires now. The time is wrong there. I don't know what happened to my time.

The time went kaplui. Oh my God. It's the Y2K. It's Y2K right now.

Christmas. I know that we have a watch in 2017. If someone throw a time that would be. Are we in a time war playing?

So I think we are in a time war. And it is Christmas Eve. And it's a very homey show. It's kind of a Bonoboville family show.

We are family here. I mean we're not really family. We're not blood related. I like to think.

I've only been here for like three months. And I feel more family here. We're a chosen family. Chosen family.

Exactly. When do you get to choose your family? And I'm happy to say you are my family. I'm more than happy.

Happy Christmas. Merry Christmas my family. Merry Christmas Mazel Tov. Happy Hanukkah.

Thank you Captain Max for. Supporting the life I want to live. Celebrate everything. Yeah we're trying.

We're doing our best. And just like in a typical family. With a holiday. I need to have the time fix though.

Timekeeper. We're going to do like the. Aztec clock. And I'm going to get you ten minutes here.

Okay but I just got to say that. We should get a sundial. Just like in a typical family. You know.

We've had some family members just walk out. I think that some family members got offended. Or something. Or I don't know.

This is not a very Trump. It's not a very Trump family oriented. We're not very Trump friendly. Maybe we're not Trump friendly.

But you know this is what happens in family. Families all over America right now. Is some family members are for one kind of politics.

And others are for another. Or a will. That's quite all right. You can be for whatever we want.

But not for the Nazis. Amen and a women. Or maybe you can be for it. But if you're going to state that.

Publicly then you're going to have to expect us to. You know. I will do more than. And see Dr.

She has safety pins. I'll do worse. My safety pins are built in. My safety pins are.

Not built in and they're not as nice. Dr. Where are my safety pins actually. They should be.

I think I forgot to put them on. So she's just letting me as a Christmas present. Put it on. So yeah.

I guess that you know if you're going to. If you're going to state. Your controversial opinions. Then you got to expect that.

You'll have somebody else answer back. Retaliations. Here's my safety pin. But I always feel like your comments are so collected.

And thought out that the retaliation is almost. Inevitable. And you're. The prodigal.

Daughter. Oh I'm so happy that you're back. And I hope. You're okay.

You're all wet. Jesus. Don't tell me it's raining again. Be alive while it's raining out there.

Jesus loves my. Humble myself. And realize that I'm here because I. There's a lot for me to learn.

You know that's why I'm here. Yeah. Because I learn from you all the time. And you're also learning about yourself.

I have to say that. You know. I have very very strong views. That.

Donald Trump is a narcissistic. Racist. Misogynist. But.

On the other hand. I have to say that as a sex therapist. Most of my clients probably voted for. And so I have to.

Respect. The opposite view of mine. And kind of. Your kind soul.

You're kind soul. I'm a business woman. And I'm a therapist. And I am.

I am. Following Jesus. I am following Jesus. Right.

I'm learning. I'm learning. I'm following Jesus. I want to reach out.

With love. To people that. You know. Like Trump.

Even though I don't agree with them. And I want to reach out. Oh I'm sorry. Max and gypsy are a little harsh.

I'm just kidding. Kidding. Max I love you. You are my Christmas present.

You are my Christmas present. Listen I'm an old fucking radical. My family's been fighting Nazism. Fascism.

All of these things. And we have a bad road ahead of us. A really bad road ahead of us. We're going to lose a lot of our rights.

Okay. We're going to go back 50 years. In rights. And that's not acceptable to me.

And we have to resist. And yet I want to say. That a lot of my fellow progressives. Are saying.

The fun is over. We have to work. Against what's happening here. And I have to say.

No. I have to agree with Emma Goldman. I don't want a revolution. I can't dance to.

I agree with you there. We got to keep on having fun. And I don't want to go back to prison. I agree.

I'm going to go with Max. I don't want to go back to prison. I'm going to fight no matter what. I'm going to fight no matter what.

People like me are going to be in a lot of trouble. We have to stand by anyone. That gets into trouble. Anyone.

And the words of Bob Marley come to my mind. When he says emancipate yourself. From mental slavery. We have another Trump coming in.

Another Trump. A Trump coming in. And the words of the Beatles. You tell me as the institutions.

I tell you for your mind instead. There is something really powerful. About facing your oppressor. And saying.

And saying no matter how much you want to oppress me. I see you as my equal. And because I see you as my equal. I'm going to fucking give you love.

And if that means that we. Have this dildo up here. And we fantasize about fucking Donald Trump. Then that is.

A woman. A woman to that. I can understand. I can respect that.

And it's a lot. About being in prison. I mean I love you Max. I love you and that's why I'm saying this.

I hate to hear those words come out of your mouth. I'd like to picture you and Dr. Susie dancing in the White House. I think that could happen.

I think that could happen. Those are the kind of dreams that we could dream. And the kind of bridges we can build. If we let ourselves see.

Through the eyes of love and possibility. Like you know. So I know that that's what you're about. And that's why I'm here.

Otherwise you wouldn't fucking have me here. You wouldn't have the life here. I think Max has seen the other side. And that's why we love you.

Because you've seen. You regardless are the untaining. I came from this country as a little boy. I came to the country of freedom.

After Nazism and fascism. After Nazism and fascism. We'll do everything in my power. And build technology that I have.

To defeat the fascist. And I have no love for them. None whatsoever. So no Bonobo way there.

I have no tolerance for that. I wouldn't agree. I mean I'm just. I still. I hear you Max.

I totally hear you. And at the same time I hear the words of your wife. And the Bonobo way. And the possibility of making peace

through pleasure. And I think that the pleasure that you guys have shown us since we've been here. I mean I practically feel like I don't

fit in anywhere in the world. And there is. For whatever reason you have opened your your your pleasure doors

to us and allowed us to come play here. So. You know I have. That comes through that pleasure.

You know when the healing that comes through that pleasure that you provide. And we do and you know I love my manly revolutionary there.

I do. Baby it's cold outside. Come on. I love when he comes close.

He gets all fiery. I love fiery up in it. But I am a Bonobo and I do love everybody. And even I mean I love

my haters. Here's another Trumper. Oh right. This is a Trumper.

This is what Trumper's look like. I want Trumper to say. Wow. We're surrounded Max.

Trumper's. It's really. It's really overwhelming. I deal with everyone else's opinions.

Everyone needs to be considerate. That's just how it is but the thing is is everyone needs the best for everyone and everyone needs to be supportive of everyone

no matter what your thoughts are. Everyone needs to come together at some point. I don't want to be supportive of someone that's going to shoot us.

What put me in. Or put in a prison. I'm not supportive of that at all. Oh sister say it again.

Sometimes the people that love you are the people that hurt you the most. That's true. That's why it's not peace through love.

It's peace through pleasure. This is great. Because love can sometimes kill you and people do kill out of love

but they don't kill when they're having an orgasm. Too busy. In a heart attack. That's living.

Anyway brothers and sisters just like a typical family holiday we have controversy.

Controversy. Disfunction. But Auntie Kelly looks very nice.

Auntie Kelly. Is it making you feel different about Trump? That's true.

What he's saying is that people get mad at each other at the family dinners and everything but at the same time

you get turned on and when you do it's not always a good idea to express it at the holiday dinner

or gathering. Who are you going to call? Who are you going to call? Who are you going to call?

Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute and we are here for you

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but if you want to stay with our public expose of Hanukkah, Christmas, Trump and etc.

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we're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the world wide web and now here she is Dr. Susan Block

happy, happy Hanukkah it is Christmas Eve and it is also a first night

of Hanukkah and we are also celebrating Muhammad's birthday

which technically was a few days ago but you know we're equal religious crackpot opportunity

you know and I feel that all the religions are a little cracked in the pot, I'm sorry and that's why you need to either

smoke pot or have some brownies to put up with your families over the religious holidays for the most part

or you have your Manichevitz or you know some kind of liquor we have Agua as well

and Ronda Jeremy Rum something will help you through the holidays and if nothing helps you can always call the Dr. Susan Block Institute

yes Max there you are there is a brownie Manichevitz

oh yes, okay let's pass those around I love you Alice B. Toklis I love you Alice B. Toklis I love you Alice B. Toklis

Jux Lee who is also the proprietor of Canabelli he told me a secret last week

that he doesn't wear underwear under is killed I don't know that that's a secret oh well I thought it was a secret that it was special just for me

well I'm sure he has some special just for you Jux Lee these are like sinful and amazing they make by mouth

I don't know orgasms the taste buds it's erotic therapy in my mouth I call them oralgasms

now is that sexual relations with a brownie it is it's swashing it's swashing that's problematic

alright so the Hanukkah candles are getting down and do we remember who we're betting on here I know this is my

who's this one Jackie Jackie could be a winner in 2017 I think so

those pop brownies worked instantly on you Gypsy Dr. Suzie yes Max if I lose the whole thing is rigged

absolutely that's the way it is that is the way it is so we have Danielle Watts

here and Tammy Paris everyone

you know we won't talk about politics for about 20 seconds we will actually have a Christmas confession

that Danielle Watts is going to give as a I'm nervous

Christmas elf lapsed some sort of what Seventh Day Adventist is that

very strictly Seventh Day Adventist okay well this is going to be a strict confession wow

I wanted nothing more than to make my parents proud and I did as much truth as you can give and yes this is the age of fake news

and subjective truth and it's kind of tough I mean to tell the truth

but you are going to give it your best well and if you'll just bear with me maybe 30 seconds I promise

it won't take long but on my Christmas tree at the top of my Christmas tree at my mom's house we had a little dangling prism

it was like an ornament and it was a prism and from my brother was obsessed with it because it looked different from all sides you know what I'm talking about

you hang in the window yeah it was like is it a big one is a little one it was just it was a fabulous

just this little nice one okay okay and so every angle you look at it it's different right and so beautiful colors that's

what I think of when I think of the truth because I think from many from any different angle you look at it

it's a story being told to do to do something to affect change to bring like you said warmth

or forgiveness absolutely truth isn't necessary except exactly I think that that is kind of true

about a lot of things but it's not also but like when you deny climate change

and therefore don't protect the environment that is a kind of I don't agree with that

but the Native Americans believe that your spirit determined the climate that's why they had rain dances that's why they had prayer circles

that's why they connected to the earth and said my consciousness is at one with the consciousness but Dr. Suzy does

that's what they believe change the climate so I mean just as far as the prism metaphor goes that's why I bring that up because if you say that

everyone has a truth then I guess that the petroleum industry has a truth and their truth is we should just

get all the fossil fuels out of the earth and that's not a truth I can respect okay I agree

you know what I agree and invading a country with bombs is not a truth I can accept I cannot accept

denying people their right to be who they are sexually is not a truth I can accept I wouldn't be here if it weren't for slavery and bigotry

but it coincides okay but I will say coincides you know what I can a truth I can't abide I was raised Catholic y'all

super Catholic and we get to do a nobleville like you know we get to do communion here and that's a serious thing so I would love

I would love you know because you're having the issues would you like to take a little communion off of me today because I feel like she is doing a confession

oh I feel like I have to really like pull these people by the leash I'm trying to do things here so okay

okay and she took her five minutes it was supposed to be 30 seconds I'm not Catholic but I I do hear that you have to confess

before you can do communion that's what I was going to do there you go we've already had several panels go out

I think it's now between that is a cow the penis one that's max I'm pretty sure max is going to win

the penis one does not count whatever it is it's right up so now the

the Facebook camera should get one last look at the beautiful Danielle because soon she is going to

bear her breasts to the hot wax for confession can I ask who's candles are

I also have a couple of gifts for our guests yes for me come forward

okay okay this is for you oh my god

money oh my goddess oh my goddess what

thank you captain max that's so sweet I am abundant I'm abundant

max always won one gift at a time it's got a dragon on it yes

your kimono and all I'm sure there's some listening Joseph Campbell had to say about the dragon with all the scales on it

thou shalt thou shalt and you have to kill the dragon thou shalt right right max

happy bode day thank you max this is beautiful this is the most beautiful dragon I've ever held

next to my breast thank you but now we must

expose your breasts and your confession

may I ask Tammy to hold the microphone for Danielle so that she is not you know

can I say that your hair is amazing oh good lord that hair that must be to your butt just make sure you hold it right next to my

lips like a big phallic shaped object that amplifies sound alright and now

we light the Hanukkah candle from the penis candle and

are you ready okay you can do it it's a little painful but you know what beauty is pain it's a woman we know

I'm gonna stand up so it'll be a little farther away from you and we'll see how it goes I don't know if I can talk if I can confess while this is happening well that was your idea

you're gonna have to do it okay oh Tammy I feel like I'm waxing is the punishment or is the you know

my way of absolving myself after the confession you can start the confession pain is really

has he started that is the confession and that's not even the wax yet okay so

so I was talking to Dr. Susie about how I have to hold the mic

okay I let go I'm gonna let go I'm gonna let go and I'm gonna take my punishment like a good girl

tell us what you did because I fucked in my car and then

lied about it on national TV on international TV bad bad girl

and I how does it feel and I feel like the best thing I can do now is just

to admit that I am a bad girl naughty girl that is naughty

and wasn't allowed to be naughty when my dad caught me making my Barbie dolls fuck he told me to stop

I got slut ashamed of my very early every female in America right now say it tell your profession

so I fucking deserved all the shit that I went through I deserved the black community denouncing me

I deserved all the white it's cuz you're a cuter an ugly you're a cuter

you're so not true it's so not true because I took my boyfriend's hard cock

and I slid it up discreetly through my motherfucking short and I rolled his cock in the

passenger seat of our Mercedes with no bumper that's the fuck and then I convinced the ACLU

to defend me because I was standing up for a valid civil liberties issue which is that

we don't have to stop and identify statue in California and we were so fucking discreet because if you look at the TMZ

pictures hold on if you look at the TMZ pictures there's a man with a green shirt walking by we were looking at him

there were several people walking by and every time we looked at them and smiled just to make sure they weren't offended

just to make sure that it was consensual just to make sure we weren't bothering anybody but those motherfuckers

in the fucking third story building hiding behind a glass where they could see us but we couldn't see them decided

that our fucking pleasure wasn't acceptable they decided that that it wasn't okay and they decided

they could look down on me and you know what they were right they decided no they were not right let me tell you why they were right

because they called me a slut and because they said I was inappropriate because the black community denounced me and because I was too fucking

no hold on because I was too weak to tell the truth about who the fuck I am you know who the fuck I am

I'm sexual I'm a fucking sexual human fucking being and I should be

allowed to be sexual and that's why I'm here because if they hadn't denounced me and if they hadn't humiliated me and if I hadn't been too weak

to tell the truth I wouldn't have found my way here I wouldn't be this strong sexual beast that I am this fucking light

to the world this fucking Rosa Parks of Car Sacks whatever the fuck you want to call me I stand for liberation

and I stand for love for those police officers I fucking flirt with police officers now I flirt with them

and I even if they're fucking racist I find a way to make pleasure out of their racism

to make consensual play fantasy play because probably they want to fuck me and they can't admit it ow

a women thank you for your confession Danielle we did nothing wrong

it's a confession brothers and sisters and it's not about right and wrong it's about telling your truth and if I didn't have

two candles in my hand I'd applaud so you all applaud please please applaud because that was a beautiful

performance and after all that's what a confession is it's a performance before the priest and before God and it is

it is a confession it is a truth that is very important that must be told and you are forgiven

and you are forgiven God that I believe in I see in your eyes Dr. Cisi and the God

that I believe in I see in the eyes of everybody in this fucking audience and anybody who would be watching this show and that includes

you know fucking people who don't get it how about his eyes they look like an alien those eyes back there

I have something to say Ikar I have something to say on behalf of Danielle

as a black man African-American man in the United States of America well in reference

to what she said and having her six which is called having her back and I also have her twelve well I really want to say that

the black community really didn't denounce you because it wasn't spoke upon and I'm totally a black man in our black

communities it wasn't spoke upon like that we saw it as well I saw it I didn't even know who you were at the time but I saw that

but I was just speaking about the press conference that's a small amount that got the right supremacist to say your own people denounced you

but we just to know on Bonoboville which is the number one adult show here we have not denounced our sister here

of course not know that all eyes matter and part of the people

part of the people and that's how I want to say I have this beautiful blonde sister right here who supported and voted for Donald Trump

so peace through pleasure right peace through pleasure brothers and sisters we uh I just want to add one thing

yes captain max this was in Beverly Hills right studio city oh studio city none of that stuff happens in studio city right

I believe nobody's parking in cars aren't they the largest exporter of porn in the world I was in trouble three hours ago

that's gay hey hey Danielle how do you like the hot wax we was delightful I'll take more

I think it brought out the best obviously it did bring out something in me

wash the so they see some how about the other rest well because she's got her hand in front of the other one

because I'm scared can I can I with you get one see Beyonce says she's flawless but I'll admit I have

fucking flaws you know I don't need Ambien to sleep at night Beyonce's a diva and you're much prettier than that bitch

part of my friend she's disappeared you are here we're going to do a high both of us on both ends

you can handle it I got on my butt you can handle more I'll be nude rear

you have to really she has not she may have imperfect problems that's nice

that's nice so you know I have to give a shout out right now to all the people who hit me up

on the internet saying what a dirty slut I was and how I should be ashamed of myself and I am proud

of those those titles I worked hard for those titles for those titles they worked

to shout out to miss unique Jackie blue the transgender erotica nominee for miss unique

let me just say Jesus love the sluts amen amen

for the record he hung out with Mary Magdalen and she was a prostitute right well I don't know about that more like a madam

she worked in brothels she was a business woman maybe she was his wife I'm a business woman

it's what people say that was true and he was gay after all he hung out mostly with the apostles so

brothers and sisters lovers and sinners who else won some hot rocks wow how about our little

Trump elf maybe I feel like since I was in the car and I was a part of it maybe I need some of my penis or something

as usual we're letting the white guy off only trumpers here white guy

I get some Christmas green woo on Tammy Parrott Hanukkah hot wax

Hanukkah hot wax I don't know how to wear women's clothes so hold on yes indeed brothers and sisters

Hanukkah hot wax where are you putting it on me oh where are you getting it for that bad bad penis

who had sex in the car for the bad penis who had sex in the car oh gosh oh by the way

Jackie Blue won the Hanukkah oh Jackie candle race so she gets to drip hot wax

on Shefty Live's penis no wait a hard dick take the wax better oh

oh shit you asked for it wow ow

what do I need to do fuck you oh shit we got it

oh my god okay I will never have sex in the car that is not fair though

you will we don't want you to say you'll never have sex in the car I'm not saying that actually

there's nothing wrong with people having sex in a car okay thank you

oh my god you have been initiated Hanukkah hot wax I'm sorry

I'm not sorry for having sex in the car I'm sorry whatever I'm sorry for you feeling so shameful

I felt like I didn't feel like we did anything wrong from the beginning I still don't so I'm sorry that you felt like you did you went through what you went through

that's what I'm sorry for I just love I love you that hurt

wasn't it nice wasn't it nice and yet we all feel shame you're still laying there

especially around holidays oh shit so we got it we can't deny it

if we really tell our truth we come up with a little shame and it feels good to release it

I think I'm ready for my Academy Award now okay so now because we're ready to celebrate

New Year's almost folks we're going to have this amazing New Year's Eve party we're gonna kick

some New Year's Eve ass so to speak we're gonna kick some New Year's Eve ass

yeah that's a new movie and we are going to have Mistress Porcelain Mistress Tara Indiana

Goddess Phoenix Goddess Phoenix Lani Legend of course E.Core the Wolf

Mistress Porcelain Midnight Jacqueline Demond Jacqueline Demond

Aldous something or other Aldous Isaiah yeah right and all kinds of exciting people

and so in you know preparation for our big New Year's bash we're going to wish everyone

a Happy New Year you're all set for it Happy New Year okay so let's move this

aside a little bit can we move this up I'm so excited God I'm so turned on all of a sudden

Dr. CZ what am I supposed to do with all of this sexual we're gonna channel it into our

New Year's experience okay so you come on okay New Year

New Year Happy New Year and you got New Year's there

you can't have that oh no you can't show New Year's come on we're gonna go to prison

we're gonna go to face prison there is a face book I've never been in it

Happy New Year brothers and sisters been felt this free since I was a little girl not that we're encouraging little girls

to do this but it is true it is true that

sex play for adults only brothers and sisters does

kind of make you feel like a child again playing it's fun to play and if you can't play with your friends

who can you play with you know Jesus said unless you become like a child you cannot enter

the kingdom of heaven so just to quote you know the person here the holidays all about

supposedly that's all we know in America the holidays Jesus loves my ass

we all love your ass we all love your ass I think that needs to be said that we all love Dr. Suzie's ass who makes this all happen

and Captain Max I'm grateful for Dr. Suzie's ass do we have a little time to play baby it's cold outside let's do it

yeah very very controversial let's do it and it's a night of controversy tonight

we are a controversy it was my favorite song as an 8 year old child it's one of my favorites as well

it still is I was destined to be problematic we were going to perform it and it was a song that Max and I fell in love to

we played it on our Desert Susan tape that we made for the soldiers of Desert Storm

when Bush the Elder first charged in there and got you guys are the cutest couple of all time

so yeah baby it's cold outside it's a song of romance and seduction and it's a song

that was written in the 1940s so you know it's also about this woman it's a classic

kind of throws off social conventions it's a classic be romantic

and yet what happened to music well anyway some people think it's rapey yeah they do they think it's part of rape culture

and I can understand that it's always been my biggest fantasy but you know we have two attractive people playing out whatever you feel

it's a beautiful song I've got to go away she says she's got to go away and he says baby it's cold outside

see she's worried about her mother worried about society society I feel more relaxed

to do what she actually wants to do that was how I thought when I first heard the song

me too I thought it seems playful from the beginning it's playful it's playful

how many times have I thought that about you when you ruined my idea gosh so many times by fucking me in the car

it was your idea though was it cold outside it was not cold it was nice and warm

it was studio city but you know some people and it's important it's important to have clear consent from anyone you're going to have sex with

absolutely I mean you know when she says I have a drink more yeah I have a drink more that drink just helps

it's always good when you're going to do this to have a naughty flick and a lawyer with you the Bill Cosby line is coming up though

she plays it out she already knows the whole song I don't know when it comes but she says something like

I think we might have missed it she says what's in this drink nothing that's the Bill Cosby line

a woman who has difficulty orgasming those are all the thoughts that are going through I think it's going through a lot

I don't like to separate women and men we're one from Venus and one from Mars I think it's just people being cold outside in the wintertime

you know why we all want to hook up and it's cold outside so how are we going to make this work I mean

they would call you a dumb blonde bimbo and I'm just going to say that because I don't believe that

but people would say that because you're not being a good feminist those people can give me head and suck my lady balls alright

so I don't know about those people that you know but I don't know them and they can there's a lot of people in the sex positive movement

who find this song problematic apparently well there are a lot of people that find the song problematic

I guess they're sort of in the feminist I don't know people look for things to get offended

by as Max was pointing out the other day maybe you'd like to elaborate on this perhaps this is one of the reasons that

well one of the things that the Trumpers are really tired of is this revisionism of history

and things you can't walk on the beach you can't do this you can't do that you can't do this and at a certain point

people go wait a minute enough is enough okay when you take a song that comes from another time

and has a whole meaning you know and then you reconstruct it

not only are you dealing with the artist's work but you're deconstructing history

and history is part of what makes us all amen thank you thank goddess for youtube because we still

have all the versions you can choose the version you like they've got the politically correct version where he goes

after she says I really must go baby I'm fine with that well

they really killed the original you know I think it's okay I'll tell you why I think it's okay

because it starts a conversation amen and it gets us talking about important issues like consent

and yes we do I feel that she does give she gives in

you know and there's a push pull going on and I think people need to acknowledge that romance does involve pushing and pulling

especially in a sex repressive society such as ours where daddy doesn't want to see

his girl where mommy is you know pacing the floor this is what we live in

and so sometimes we do need the help of the person that is more turned on whether it's a male or a female

and by the way in the original version first they have the female as the passive or the one that's saying I have to go and then

they have the male as the one saying red scout saying I have to go and the female winds up throwing herself over him

is that usually how it goes though in real life I'm sorry very often how often do I talk to

my clients who say I don't have sex anymore my wife or my husband doesn't want to have sex anymore

and I say you got to go for it you're the one that's talking to me you got to say this is what I want or don't say it just so plainly

just romance the other person seduce the other person convince them that doesn't mean any violence

by the way there's no violence in the movie or the song but there is a persuasion and sometimes you got to do that

because it is so easy to give up on sex it's so easy in our society to just go oh you know what I don't think he or she really wants it

so I don't want it either and then you get and then you go into your fantasies and then you go into your masturbation

and there's nothing wrong with that or maybe you have an affair and I'm not going to even judge that but if you really want to keep

love alive you got to be the aggressor sometimes and sometimes if you're the one that's going oh the kids

oh I got too much work to do oh I got a headache you got to go you know what I need some dopamine

I need some orgasm and this person is coming on strong and I'm going to go for it

and I can't tell you how many times I've been saved by my husband's horny libido maybe he's been saved by mine a few times

well the only objection I have to the song is when they say baby there's no ubers outside

well they do say there's no caps it happens unfortunately

you know it's kind of joky because in the movie it's not even snowing outside it's like he says it's up to your knees I guess it's cold

I think it's about the coldness of a society that judges us for just

wanting to share pleasure I think that's the coldness that we're talking about outside baby

you know it's a coldness that we all need to help each other it's parents pretending that their children aren't sexual because

they can't handle it it's parents saying no you're not allowed to because they say you're not going to fit into this society if you continue

being sexual so it's Freud it's Freud saying you repress your sexual instincts for the benefit of society in so many words that quote

it comes from a piece of love the consequence is the prevalence of shame instead of happiness

so now you have a bunch of people projecting their daddy issues under Donald Trump you know saying trying to solve the problem that way

and you know everyone's trying to solve the problem the best way that they can yeah I make a living from having sex okay

Jesus love the sex workers you love it right she does it well and she does it well it's what I'm here for it's what I live for

it's what I was meant to do and that's one of the most inspiring things to me is when I met you Jackie because you have more conviction

than most of the actors that I've met about why you're why you're here to do that I mean by the way this candle has been burning

on her finger this whole conversation I just want that it looks very yeah it does it she does it was such a

a cleanness I can't mind of a matter and the way the Jackie transmutes she's a shaman

pain to pleasure shaman is absolutely breathtaking the way that you take a spanking

and make it a spiritual act oh my god I don't make it that way it just is so we have ten more minutes brothers and sisters

I think we should have Abinoboville communion communion time who wants to commune

okay come forward my elf okay and who would you like to commune with or who wants to commune

with you I would love to do both alright well you spoke up before I did

I would like to take a drink I know what I want to do but I'll wait I'll wait I just got a little cold

I'll get it eventually I promise alright we have our Christmas green agua

woohoo woohoo where's those brownies where's those brownies

I can't take this I need a brownie I need an ass shaker for 2017 yeah

and you know like just an ass shaker you know how they have ab shakers in the 50s I need an ass shaker

okay but we're running out of our ten minutes ten minutes ten, nine, eight you're going to get between me

I have to say Gypsy you're very humpable it took a lot of restraint for me to stop humping you just then a lot

she hasn't practiced with a double dildo it's true we tried out a double sided dildo alright so you are the altar girl you are the altar girl

okay Gypsy wants to get drunk so who do you want to get drunk off of Gypsy okay then you have to get up here can I watch

can I watch can I can I watch you show your boobies too

Dr. Suzy showing her nipples they're so pretty they're so fun oh they're so much fun

okay my daughter oh this sounds very incestuous let's go for it let's go for it

okay and she is licking my nipple now for those of you who cannot see and now we apply

the salt of sacredness yes oh she has such a lovely lick

and now you may get between my legs it sounds like sexual relations but it is really water boarding

bonobo style agro boarding alright let's hear it for Gypsy

bonobo how does it feel I'll get to yours later uh oh

can I watch Jackie just always wants to watch Jackie you can always watch you live in Bonoboville

if you live here and you become a member you can watch all the time and just one word about incest because I

I may be wasted 40 it's the holiday for us $40,000 a year to study theater at USC

by the way we don't recommend it but I will say that doesn't our democracy come from the Greeks right

a lot of our a lot of our democratic principles of course the women were not allowed to vote we were Greeks

neither were the slaves a lot of our democratic principles come from Greek society but it wasn't a nice concept

the whole democracy and their mythology is full of incest actually yes their mythology is full of incest

their mythology is full of orgies Venus and Eros are primary I was your sister

what would be your answer I would play with you like a good sister

that was the best sister answer you play with your sister and you hate us later now the key here is they're not actually sisters

the family that plays together joins the fantasy of this I just think a lot of people are in denial about how

about fathers being afraid of being attracted to their god and agreed or you should just call me in Denon we will work out your fantasies for you

personally and by the way there are a lot of people in this world Roy was wrong about a lot of things

but he happened to be right about that that most people do have incest fantasies of one sort or another

that doesn't mean you should act on them and they call in to the Dr. Susan Block Institute and they talk to the therapist and I've been working as a therapist

because I wanted to understand this in myself and to have empathy and compassion for what most people would say oh you're perverted

no you're not perverted or you are perverted but it's okay or whatever you know because I think you have to understand that

just a couple generations ago everybody slept in the same bed you sure did and you know if you're an Irish family they still do

hey baby it's cold outside the truth baby my brother crawled into my bedroom and touched my boob once

call me at the Dr. Susan Block Institute and we can talk about it I have no fucking shame and I fantasized about my dad

and I'm not afraid to admit it call me at the Dr. Susan Block Institute we play it well we play our daddy issues well

these are tough issues to grapple with and yet the confession is good for the soul

and the last thing I want to do is throw shame on somebody who just is trying to work something out that they had from their childhood

including Donald fucking Trump and that's how I feel remember folks perversion

is anything I wouldn't do just remember that I don't know

I like being a pervert the true meaning of perversion is anything I wouldn't do ask anybody

if you're speaking negatively about perversion I personally just love perverting holiday rituals

that's one of my fetishes I think because I grew up with holiday rituals of course like

lighting the Hanukkah candles and I just love dripping hot wax with them now

they disturb it taking the mistletoe and going a lot farther with it in the Bible they call those transgressions

yes indeed sister it's called living and yes that's one of the reasons that I love calling y'all brothers and sisters

is because I got a little family thing going you didn't hear that okay come together

right now over me two one three two nine four nine seven nine six

shout out to John Lennon imagine a world where there's peace I think I got the number wrong three one zero five six

eight zero zero six six two one three two nine one nine four nine seven there it is two one three two nine four nine

four nine seven okay got it and so yeah celebrate whatever holiday you want or try

to celebrate them all like we're doing just please brothers and sisters don't be the Taliban of any religion don't force anyone

do not hold a gun to anyone's head in any way to believe in your god or goddess please please

be tolerant okay during this time and we've heard of things that could happen

and you know just remember one person's terrorist is another person's freedom fighter so watch out for that

watch out for labeling people of all kinds of all races of all religions one person's freedom fighter

is another person's terrorist that goes for Syria and that goes for all over the world our hearts are with you

Syria on Hanukkah on Christmas our hearts are with you world we love you all even those we disagree with

even if we haven't bombed you yet stop the killing we'll bomb you soon make like bonobos not baboons make love

not war if you need to call somebody the therapist without mortars are here for you make love to someone

you love tonight even if that someone is you thank you Dr. Suzy holiday sex best kind

it's a mitzvah pump a friend today to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else

you can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airwaves but my day job is director

of the doctor Susan Block Institute for the erotic arts and sciences specializing in sex therapy over the phone

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