Masturbation de Mayo

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You're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, masturbators and fornicator, monkey spankers and kitty... Mexicans! Hey, Happy Cinco de Mayo, my fellow Mexican Americans. All you children of sex, we are all children of sex. A lot of us children of Mexican Americans.

Amen and A-women. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? Can I hear an O-lang? Oh, Happy Cinco de Mayo. And what is it? Mesa Masturbacion Felice? Happy Mary, M-m-m-masturbation month. It is the merry, merry month of May. Oh, yay. Tis the season to masturbate. Well, I mean, any season is really the season to masturbate, actually. Any day, any night, any time.

Maybe not certain times a month, but, well, actually, maybe, yeah. But anyway, Masturbation month is not just a time to masturbate. It is a time to honor masturbation and testify, brothers and sisters. That's right. You know the root of the word testify? Same root as the word testament, because way back in old testament times, when our forefathers swore an oath, they didn't put their hand on the Bible because these were Bible times, and the Bible hadn't been written yet.

So what they did is they put their hands on their testicles. That's right. They swore on their family jewels, or maybe the other guys' family jewels, depending on the tribal custom. But, yeah, there was a lot of ball holding in those days. And this was the root of the word testicle, testament. Testify. Yeah, swear, confess. Your masturbation secrets tonight. And if they have something to do with Mexican pride, all the better.

But, yeah, we're celebrating a lot of things tonight. It's Cinco de Mayo. It's the beginning of Masturbation month. And it's Johnny Lynch's birthday. And it's just a wonderful night tonight. So I'm masturbating away here. I have two machines going, because after all, this is a night of a lot of activities. So in order to really feel it, I need a powerful machine. So I have a cibion between my legs.

And I have it on low, but it's good. And I have a stockroom vibrate right on the clitoris. And a vibrate is just right, you know, for this. I mean, Hitachi Magic Wand would also be good, okay? Got that, too. Let's see. Oh, see, that's much stronger, I think. Yeah, it's much stronger than the vibrate. The vibrate, oh, it makes a lot of noise, too, so you certainly can't do that in the family room.

Okay, see, the vibrate's a little quieter. The Hitachi's stronger, yeah, yeah. There's all, you know, different strokes for different folks. And we're going to find out about all that tonight. I turned off one machine. On the Dr. Susan Block show. On the World Wide Web. World Wide Revolution. World Wide Sexual Revelation. Broadcasting live from The Speak Easy.

Oh, now it's hitting my ass, which is very nice. This is a civilian thing. It has a lot of possibilities. Just these power, it's like sitting on an engine of, like, your favorite car or, you know, other animal. Speaking of animals, happy Cinco de Mayo. Yes. Donkey, yeah. I mean burro, I think, would be more appropriate than donkey. This is a burro.

So we could also talk about burro sex. I don't mean to say anything racist about that because it could be donkey on another holiday. But this is, right? Okay, you know, we have different holidays. So this one, I mean, and it's even got, I think, a hole in the back. Okay? You know, this isn't it, right? Now, I'm not recommending you do this with real life animals

because that would totally be non-consensual animals, cannot consent to animal sex with humans. But a piñata, hey, come on. And you can fantasize, which is such a wonderful aspect of masturbation. You know, I mean, there's the physical side of it, which is wonderful, which is that, you know, Mincapote said, you don't have to get dressed up, you know, come as you are, C-U-M as you are.

Right. And, well, I mean, there's the mental side of it, that you really get to get into your thoughts and feelings and explore who you are and what you want and things that you don't really think about, you know, when you're with someone, nor maybe should you because you should be thinking about that someone. You know, you should be focused on that person so that you're kind of making love.

I'm going to get my Cinco de Mayo hat straight. You know, but masturbation time is time for you and you can learn about yourself, you can, you know, give yourself pleasure as only you can give yourself pleasure. You want to take a picture of me and Johnny? Or Pedro, should I say? That sounds racist, though. Okay. So, yeah, masturbation. When did you first, did you have to learn to masturbate? To orgasm.

Of course, we never have to learn to masturbate, even women. I mean, unless you're really uptight. You usually play around down there instinctively. I mean, even babies. Even in utero, they have seen, I mean, this is not to give fodder to the pro-life contingent because actually they're pretty far along when you see this. But once they have little limbs and stuff and they're really doing things

and they have little genitalia and they start to kind of play with their little genitalia, you know. And then they get out and they get smacked, right? Such is life. Yes, masturbation, so much shame attached to it. Such a natural thing. As St. George of Carlin said, if God had intended us not to masturbate, she would have made our arms shorter, right? Would have happened.

So, you know, we must be intended to. You can see it in our primate cousins, the bonobos, and not just bonobos, but even monkeys. I mean, they're all doing it. Dogs would like to do it with their hands. They have trouble that, you know, they got to rub against things. They masturbate anyway. But the hands are such a gift, you know. The Greeks were very appreciative of the gift of masturbation.

Diogenes said, oh, what did I could just rub my stomach with my hand to allay my hunger? Something like that. I mean, that would be such a blessing. See, you can just rub yourself with your hand to allay your sexual hunger. And sometimes that's a good thing. Very often it is, you know. You can't always share your sexual hunger with your loved ones or even your liked ones. And sometimes it's better to be by yourself. You know, maybe not most of the time, but hey, it'll do.

So, yeah, I had to learn how to masturbate to orgasm, so I want to, of course, give credit to my godmother of masturbation, Dr. Betty Dodson, the author of Sex for One, which was originally called Liberating Masturbation. And yes, I learned how to masturbate at Yale. They do teach you some things there, but I did not learn in a classroom.

No. It was like right after a boyfriend had finished our evening wrestling match and he went back to his dorm and I was in mine and I was kind of feeling restless. And it was actually morning and I, you know, didn't have a class as early as him. I just sort of thought I would stay there and feeling vaguely restless just started playing with myself. But I really didn't know what to do with myself because I was such a cerebral kid.

I just did everything out of books and so I didn't know what to do. So I found this book that was in my bunch of books that I had happened to pick up at a feminist consciousness raising event. You know, I was bored to death at, but I got this book and I brought it back. Booklet, it was called Liberating Masturbation.

I opened it and I read it with one hand and I played with myself just like it said. And I breathed deep. I didn't know anything about the breathing thing. Do you know about the breathing thing?

Learn about the breathing thing. Breathe deep. This is for women to have an orgasm and for men to learn to control an orgasm. So breathing deep and touching and pushing a little bit and squeezing my PC muscle and releasing. You know about that?

Squeezing and releasing. Also for women to have an orgasm and for men to control. And something that's easier to practice when you're masturbating. It's tough to do when you're with your lover.

I love you. Squeeze, release, squeeze. Oh yes, you're beautiful. Breathing.

Yeah, you know, this is something you got to do when you're masturbating. So I was doing this and I'd never had an orgasm before. Not a voluntary one. Oh, I'd had them when I was riding Pedro's cousin.

Well, bigger than Pedro. Horses, you know, involuntary, involuntary. Any girls here have involuntary orgasms riding horses? I'm the only one.

Oh my God, does that make me some kind of beastie? Of course he has. Okay, so I'm glad we're... Not with a...

Okay, I'm going to talk about that later. But anyway, I'd never had a voluntary orgasm. And with this book, it taught me how to do it. Through masturbation, I just charged right into that orgasm

and let myself go according to the instructions. And, well, in some sexual ways it was the first day of the rest of my life. From that point on I knew that I had the power in these little fingers, that was before I discovered Sybians and Hitachi's,

and that I could love men and women, but I didn't have to depend on them for my pleasure. I had my fingers, the power was at my fingertips, and this was probably the greatest lesson I learned at Yale,

how to masturbate to orgasm. So I want to hear your masturbation stories tonight, and maybe, you know, you could masturbate. It is masturbation month, we should celebrate.

Okay, I have a Sybian, everything. So I have some exciting guests tonight. Wow, they make you want to masturbate. I'm not sure what they do, but they, I mean, I'm sure they masturbate,

but they make me want to masturbate. Okay, so let me get my little script here that tells me who everybody is, because we have some newcomers, some virgins to the speakeasy.

I love it. Kayla Jane Danger. Welcome to the Doctor Susan Block Show, Miss Danger. Hello.

Hello. And Happy Cinco de Mayo. Happy Cinco de Mayo to you too. You're much more festive than I am.

Well, I'm usually that. I feel underdressed. Well, you know, actually getting even more underdressed is even more festive.

Is that true? You know? But in any case, yeah, I mean, you just feel free. You could either rap, you know, you could play with Pedro if you want.

That would be very festive. Watch out for the wire though. And so, Kayla, I really enjoyed watching your preview of sex art Isn't it wonderful?

It's very beautiful and erotic and enticing. And I have two of the stars with me. Yes. And you could be a star, but you are something else?

Oh, she is a star. Oh, me? Yes, you came as Miss Danger. I am a star of my own websites,

and unfortunately I'm a little too tattooed to be on sex art. I am in their feature film though with this one, Kamikaze Love, which was Zalman King's final film. Zalman King.

You know, he called me when my cable show first went on and just gave me so much support and positive energy, and I just appreciated that so much. And God and Goddess and the devil bless you, Zalman King.

He was amazing. He was absolutely amazing. Yeah, so sorry he's gone. But you know what, he brought beautiful, beautiful erotica

to the very end. And he encouraged a lot of masturbation from people who might have been afraid to watch porn, because in those days when he was first on,

you know, with the red shoe diaries, you know, there wasn't internet, not much anyway, not much internet. So people were like looking,

wow, this is something revolutionary. Yeah, so okay, so what do you do? You're an actress? I'm a model.

I've been, I guess, in the adult world since I turned 18. I'm actually mostly, I guess, a fetish model. I have a foot fetish. I love feet and beautiful women's feet.

You have a foot fetish? You're not, I mean, I consider myself a foot hedonist. I like to have my feet pleasureed. Me too.

I'm married a foot fetishist. Then you have everything right there at your feet. Yeah, but you're a foot fetishist? I mean, women aren't always, I mean, usually fetishists.

Well, I have such sensitive feet, and I know there are other women like me that have equally sensitive feet. So I like to find those girls

and then share in each other's foot pleasure. Oh, nice. Wow. Okay, well, we're gonna have to share in some foot pleasure.

Can I see your feet? Let's see Kayla's feet. Okay, here they go. They're emerging.

Oh, very pretty feet. And yes, she's definitely got those wiggly toes and arches high, pretty high arches, and spread yet high arches.

Yeah, kind of dancery feet. And she doesn't look like they're too dancery, like they're not all callous. They're very, very sweet and nice,

and pedicured and pretty and bare. Ooh, okay. Well, that sounds like fun. Yeah.

They'll be ready for some fun later. Ooh, ready for fun. All right, well, let's talk to your cohorts there. Milena Morgan is another newcomer,

a virgin to the speakeasy, welcome. Thank you. And you are part of this sex art revolution, huh? Yes.

Oh, well, congratulations. I have a good time. You have no tattoos? I have two, actually three tattoos,

but most people don't see the third one. Oh, really? Yeah, it's behind my ear, so my hair usually covers it.

Oh. It's not that exciting. So you purposely got these very secretive little tattoos? I wasn't sure what I wanted to do

for a profession when I was getting said tattoos, so I kept them somewhere that I could cover them. So now you're in the profession of what do we call this? Erotica?

Can we call it porn? Yeah. I mean, there's fucking, right? It's porn.

Yeah. Okay, but it's kind of high brow porn, right? It's very cinematic. It's very cinematic.

It's not like all, I don't know. Gonzo? Gonzo. Yeah.

I mean, it's, I hate to say lady porn because the guys might be turned up because there's coming. I mean, there's like a lot of genitalia.

I mean, but it's very beautiful. It's like that Andrew Blake stuff from the old days. So this is the new Andrew Blake, I guess. And so you come from where?

I am from the west coast of Florida. Okay. And now you're in the big bad Los Angeles seeking your fortune as a slut.

Yes. And doing such a good job at it. Yeah. It's just so much fun.

Whenever I talk about work, I use quotations. I'm working. Did you kind of fall into this line of work? It was a drunken discovery.

I came upon the whole interest in my adult industry by web camming. I was drunk, horny and bored and decided to find something

that kind of modeled the Yahoo Messenger days but with a chatroom full of people masturbating. Masturbating. Yes.

It is masturbation month. I'm so glad we came back to that topic. Not that it's difficult on this show. But anyway, yeah.

So do you remember your first masturbation experiences? Actually, the first time I masturbated I wasn't sure exactly how to do it, but I was standing up.

I put my leg up on my parents' toilet. I was in their bathroom. I did it standing up. It took a while, but I definitely got it.

You got it and you came. You didn't need to read a book. No, that wasn't my first orgasm. Oh, it wasn't.

No, my first orgasm was on a girl's leg. At least it wasn't on a horse. My first orgasm with my husband was on the back of his neck. That's very interesting.

I was riding him kind of like that on the back of his neck. That's quite a happy ending there. I know. We were trying not to do it and doing it.

He has a boil on the back of his neck. That's me. So, okay. Well, welcome, Milena Morgan.

Thank you. And now we have the lovely return of the beautiful, amazing Charlotte Stokely. Hello.

Sitting at the stripper pole. Yes, that's the queen table here, the chair. I love seeing a big pole in your face. Yeah, exactly.

There's a big pole in my face now. Well, mi llamo es Charlotte Stokely. Mi mucho gusto masturbación especial con mi amigas. Oh, wow.

Everyone's loving it. I'm so impressed right now. It's masturbación month Mexican holiday here. That's great.

Wow. So, yeah. So, you speak real Spanish? I mean, where did you learn Spanish?

School or did you go down to Mexico? School and friends. I also, it's a personal goal to learn as much as I can about the world languages.

Yeah. Communication is very important. Yeah, the world languages. But of course, you know, Spanish is the LA language.

Well. Pretty much. I mean, English is spoken, I guess, mostly. But Spanish is spoken, I guess, I think 40% of the time.

You know, I'm listening. I'm hearing Spanish. Master Banglish, I think is that. Master Banglish.

Master Banglish? Master Banglish. Which sounds like master beating. Yeah, it does.

Yeah. Spanglish, master beating. Okay. Well, so Charlotte, what have you been up to since I saw you?

I mean, we saw you about six months ago. And I've missed you every minute. We have missed you too. We've kind of tweeted and connected and thought about you.

Charlotte. Charlotte. Well, I'm very excited to be here. I've been very busy.

I've been working a lot for a company called Sex Art, which is who I'm here with today. That's how you like that? Melina's a co-star.

Yeah. But she is the star of the show. I can only be so lucky to call myself her babe. Oh, you're so sweet.

The show. Now, this is like a, there's an ongoing series? There are actually two series. Girls Love Sex, which was started by Zalman,

interviewing girls about sex and sexuality. And now I do the interviewing. So I get to interview all the girls that we see about their sex lives and the stuff that most people don't get to hear,

including their masturbation stories. Oh, yeah. Tell us a masturbation story, Charlotte. Well, it was quite wonderful during my interview for Girls Love Sex with Kayla.

She, well, she was just sitting right there. So I decided to tell her a story of all the things I would like to do to her. And, of course, it led to myself masturbating in the example of how I would penetrate her.

It was very beautiful. It was. I started with how I was going to undress her as I undressed myself. Oh.

And if I were to forcefully spread her legs, I would forcefully spread my legs. It was a great out-of-body experience for her masturbation, cerebral orgasm.

This was for her masturbation? Well, I was telling her what I would do to her. And while explaining it, what I would do to her, I did it to myself while she watched.

Ah. Okay. Well, this kind of masturbation is a kind, certainly it's a very important type of masturbation.

This is more of a mutual masturbation, where you're kind of sharing your masturbation with someone, where it's really not solo sex so much as you're just touching yourself and the other person's touching her or himself.

It's a form of partner sex masturbation. So, you know, if you're joined at the hip with somebody, you can still celebrate masturbation month the Charlotte Stokely way.

I do have a question for you, Dr. Susie. Yes. Is spanking a form of masturbation? Well, I would say if you're spanking yourself, yeah.

I mean, masturbation, even if you're doing it with someone else, it involves touching yourself, right? Can we say that that is the common denominator? And, yeah, I mean, a lot of people do spank themselves

or spank the pussy is a very common thing. Spanking the pussy. They play with it a little bit. Especially after you come and say something.

Spank in the balls. Some guys like to spank their balls. And then there are some people that are so into ass spanking. Birthday girl, you're going to get yours.

You know, that's why they call it spanking the monkey because there's some spanking involved. It's like sometimes you just pick up speed and then there's the spanking of the ass.

There is such a thing, I think, as a spanking machine. We have a comment from the audience. Okay, well, I think you need to get a microphone. Pardon me, but the first time I ever saw Nina Hartley

plug in a tape or something and... Oh, here you go, you get your own life. The first time I ever saw Nina Hartley, years ago, just plugged in a tape, didn't know who she was,

didn't know anything about her. Right in the middle of the tape, it wasn't rewound. And she's lying there naked, spanking her pussy and saying, bad pussy, naughty pussy.

Wait, you can't spank your cock while you're talking. You have to do it with the other hand because this hand has to hold the microphone. Okay, so, right.

She was spanking her pussy and saying, bad pussy, naughty pussy. And I feel instantly in love with her, and I always have that sense.

Pardon me for interrupting. She loves the spanking. I've spanked Nina Hartley many times on her ass and her pussy, actually.

And yes, she's a real spanking aficionado, so I'm not surprised that she's spanking while masturbating. So yes, why have you been wanting to do that, Charlotte, and just needed the doctor's permission?

Oh, I've been doing it. Oh, well, you're a naughty girl. Oh, yes. So you need to be spanked.

I do. And I would love to give the birthday girl a spanking if I may. We all would.

But certainly, I have a feeling she'd love to get some spanks from you. She's spanked Hartley. Now, the birthday girl is out there.

Wow. So she's not tweeting tonight. Then she should be on the microphone. Is Justine tweeting tonight?

Justine is tweeting. All right. Tweet, tweet. You know, you might have to come over here

and say a few words for your birthday self. But first I want to go through quickly my guests, and then I have a guest who's going to get on the phone. I'm excited about my masturbation.

Sexpert. Let's see. Her name should be spelled out here because I cannot pronounce it.

I'm going to let her do this. Madanika, who I met at Quad S. But anyway, I want to say hi to Sasha. Sasha, sweet.

Hello, Dr. Susan. Welcome back. Thank you so much for having me. It's a pleasure to have you, Sasha.

I missed you, Sasha. You haven't been here in a while. I missed you, too. I've been struck with a bad case of wanderlust.

Wanderlust, and also a little cold, which happens when you wander. Yeah, so I'm quite sick, but... Okay, that's too bad,

because I was going to slobber all over you. Yeah, I got the travel flu. Oh, okay. Well, I guess you'll have to do foot fetish, too, tonight.

Yeah. So welcome. Thank you. Thank you again.

Merry masturbation month to you. You, as well. And I understand that you were brought here by a dead man. Yes.

I was brought here by a very, very dead man. A Mexican dead man? Ah, a Mexican dead man. This is a celebration of...

You are Corpsino tonight? Corpsino, the Latino masturbator. Okay. Mucho gusto con mi penis.

I'm just happy to be here representing the male ejaculation. Yes. Because it's all women. And I love being here with all these...

This is a... I mean, people must be just poppin' the fuck out of themselves tonight with this guy. Yeah.

Look at these beautiful women. I've been masturbating this entire time. It's true. And they're gorgeous.

And I love how you're tying together. Make sure you do that. A second to a while. You should masturbate five times tonight.

Well, we're a seasonal show. No, it is. It's a wonderful topic. Masturbate five times.

Okay. For Cinco de Mayo. Or 50 minutes. Or, yeah.

Or for the quickies, five minutes, I guess. Exactly. Something. I think that...

Olay. Olay. Olay. Now, Cinco de Mayo, very quickly,

and then I want to go to my guest. Yes, please go ahead. I have to explain, because most people don't even know what the hell it is.

It is not Mexican Independence Day. No. It is the celebration of a battle, this crazy little battle

that the Mexicans won, the Battle of Puebla, which took place on May 5th, 1862. Did y'all know that?

They were masturbating during that battle. And it was against the French. Okay, those French fries. And, you know, they won that battle

against all odds, because the French had a much, much bigger army. And so it's like the little guy won. Of course, the French slaughtered them

shortly thereafter, I think, and won whatever big war they were fighting. But anyway, it's just like, you know, you can win against all odds,

at least temporarily, sometime, until, of course, the man shuts you down. If you're masturbating. Right, that's the thing.

I was trying to tie in to masturbation. Yeah, maybe so. They tied it, they all masturbated the night before, so they felt relieved,

and the French were horny, and... Something like that. Celebration orgy. Yeah, and they won.

Anyway, so, masturbation month. It's the beginning, it's the kick-off. We're here, we're telling our masturbation stories. We're going to start masturbating.

I'm sure that some of you have already started. I started already. But we've only gotten through a few of our introductions. Yes.

And we have more to go. But I have a masturbation expert, well, a research scientist. Oh, she's really cute.

And Simon Fraser University, who I think that there will be guys masturbating to. Unfortunately, she's on the phone, but she is beautiful.

She was here at our Quad S show and soiree two weeks ago, the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality. And she's a research scientist, and she is doing research on masturbation and the media.

So, hey, let's welcome Yazzie. We don't know what lines she's on. All your lines are totally up there. All my lines are lit.

Okay, so let me see. Line two. Line two? All right.

We'll get to y'all later, by the way, that are hanging out on hold. Just, you know, keep spanking that monkey, petting that kitty and hang on.

Don't come yet and don't go away. We'll get to you. Okay. Yazzie.

Hello. Yeah. Hopefully, we will hear her. Actually, while we're doing that.

She's on. She's up. Get one of you to come up here with me. Suzy, she's up.

A birthday girl can get over here. Yes. Yazzie. Hello.

Hi. Hi. Welcome. How are you doing, doctor?

Suzy, thank you for the great compliment. I'm like, who is she talking about? Is it me? Oh, well, yes.

I think it is. Thank you. I think it was all accurate. I also said something.

Uh-huh. Max loves you. He does. He did.

He said that he masturbates to you. Hey, I didn't say that. Oh, well. Right.

Let's be professional. I get out of the corner. Yes. Well, anyway, we're just happy to have you here

as a sex bird and a sex bot, both. Thank you. Yes. It's my honor to be on this show.

I'm so excited to be talking to you guys. Yeah. And we're interested in the topic of your research, masturbation and the media.

Yes. So I study masturbation. Huh. If anybody I tell that this is my topic,

they blush and they giggle and laugh and get uncomfortable, and I love it. So I talk more about my studies to them. Well, okay.

Well, we're all laughing and giggling, but I don't know if we're uncomfortable. We're really excited, I think. Oh, cool.

That's exactly what I want people to feel when I talk about masturbation. So one day we'll get there. Yes.

Well, we are very, very excited. So why did you choose to do research on masturbation? Yeah. It was a kind of funny story.

I started working in close relationships with a pop and Kim Bartholomew from Simon Fraser University, and we did all sorts of relationship stuff.

And then we switched into sexuality, and then we were interested in masturbation. So we said, let's see what's there on masturbation and attitudes on masturbation.

And when I did the literature review, we found very little on masturbation, which was really surprising to us given that this is such a natural behavior

and it's done so frequently in everyone, during their lifetimes. So we decided to do our research on masturbation. Well, it's a good little niche there,

although maybe it gets a few snickers, you know, among the professors. I don't know. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I guess it does. So you're applying here.

Sorry? I said it probably does. So you are definitely a revolutionary in academia. Oh, thank you.

Definitely. We hope we are. Yes, yes, for sure. So, yeah, we are continuing our studies.

We've done two posters on masturbation, and we're trying to publish the paper on it. But our main study was on depictions of masturbation in media.

And the reason we did that, we studied media is because media reflects and also shapes people's attitudes. So we wanted to see how it showed in media.

And what we did is we watched movies that depicted masturbation. These are normal Hollywood movies. And we saw how masturbation is depicted in these movies.

So what is this, what is this statistical kind of conclusion? What have you, how do we depict masturbation? Okay.

So what is in 61% of the movies that we coded, they were caught, interrupted, or they had negative thoughts and images as a result of their masturbation.

In comparison to only 15% that experienced pleasure and ruin. Even more, only less than one-third of them were experienced orgasm as a result of masturbation.

So it was really depicted as very negative and something that is done by people who are single and it's only done by male. The sample of our masturbators in the movie

were 76% male and 86% single. This is really, the picture is missing children, adults beyond age of 40 and like largely females. And people in relationships,

because some people think that if you masturbate you must be single or you must not be happy with your sex life but that doesn't have to do anything with it.

In these movies, only 14% of them, the people who masturbated were partners. But guess what? All of them were in trouble with relationships.

So this kind of depiction sends a message home to a lot of people that masturbation is something bad and something negative

and it's for people who lack that and can't get sex. Well this is so not true as we all know everyone masturbates

through their life. Even if you're single or not some females masturbate as they're not male. So we are saying that this is a positive

natural behavior, why are we depicting it so negatively in the movies and let's get people educated about it. Alright, let's get people sex educated.

Thank you so much, Yasie, for the important work that you're doing on an academic level to just open up the conversation

about masturbation. You're doing very important work. You've got to count up all these movies and how many times they're doing this

and how many times they're wanking and how many times you're spanking and the walking in. I want to talk to some of my guests about that

but I'll keep you on the line for a little while. I want to get a couple of my guests up on the bed here. Who wants to get up on the bed with me? I'd love to.

I'll get up on the bed with Mia Pedro. Only if Corpse does it. Only if Corpse does it. This is the last thing she wants.

This is her nightmare. Can I join you, Dr. Susie? Yes, I'd like you to. I'll come up there and watch.

You know, I really appreciate all the work that you did. The statistics are very interesting about how the media portrays masturbation as far as couples

or troubled relationship or single people only. Absolutely. We need to know these statistics

because we're not counting up all these scenes. It doesn't make you less of a man to jerk off or anything like that. Or less of a woman.

Exactly. Let's be real. So come on up here and then we'll give you a microphone up here.

And then birthday girl. Here she is with a little crown on her head. Go get him, Charlotte. What are we calling you tonight?

Johnny? Sure. Johnny Lynch. Let's hear it for the birthday girl.

Johnny, come lately. Have you masturbated today? Yeah, actually I do. Oh, very good.

Did you have an orgasm? Yup. I was like super hungover and it totally like helped me out.

Did you say happy birthday to yourself? It is a cure for everything. That and pot for sure. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, baby. Good. Well, we found our adult play parlor pussy pipe. Woo, that's like the best one.

Yeah, so we're happy. There's so many things in my head. Okay. Crown, yeah.

Now you know what it's like. Ah, so, yeah, so I mean I'm just curious because Yazzie's study is, it concludes that most of this masturbation

that is going on, you want to play with my Pedro? Most of this masturbation is going on, you know, it's getting interrupted.

How many people have been interrupted in masturbation? Or caught by a parent. That's always funny.

Yeah, caught by someone. Okay, so, okay, Charlotte, were you caught? You naughty girl. What happened?

Talk into the microphone. I would frequently be caught by teachers grabbing and rubbing my breasts. My teachers?

Oh, yeah. All the time. I would just be in class. Just because, you know, they were growing

and they were new. I was just cupping them. Just rubbing. Some of the teachers were hot.

Oh, yes. A teacher made a mistake of asking me once while filling out paperwork my sex. He meant it as a joke, you know,

female or male and I said bisexual. By which he turned away and coughed, which is a very good body language sign that he was a little uncomfortable,

but that's what I wanted. Did he make you eat cookies? I'm just curious. No, no cookies.

Okay, just curious. Sorry, sorry Max. Dealing her breasts in class. I guess that is a form of

masturbatory activity, you know. How about getting caught like really wankin' or gillin' off. Anybody get caught gilling off?

Confession. Anybody get caught gilling off? I got caught by a boyfriend. Which was actually weird because I thought

that that would, you know, incentivize him to like get on in there and do something. But it didn't. He just kind of got freaked out and ran away.

Well, getting caught by a boyfriend. Yeah, I almost think you did that on purpose. He's like, you have this all under control. Yeah, no, really there was a whole bunch

of girl, girl porn on the screen and I was sitting there just going at it and he was like, and just turned around and walked right out.

And may I remind you, this is my boss. Yeah, I am kind of her boss. I got caught by a cop masturbating. A cop?

Yep. But you know what? If you're masturbating when you get a ticket, they'll never give you the ticket.

They'll always leave. Yeah. I swear to you, if you masturbate while you're getting a ticket,

done, they're out of there. They didn't add. When you started while he was writing the ticket Yeah, you just started masturbating

when they're writing the ticket and they're out of there. It's a great way to get out of a ticket. Or in decent exposure.

Or privately. Wow. That's a rough one. Anyway, I think the conclusion is

that in my crowd here, I mean, Johnny, were you ever caught masturbating? Um, I get caught here all the time. Well, here, yeah.

Bitches are always walking into my room like it's not bad. But whatever. But by parents or by somebody

like who got you in trouble? No. A lot of people fantasize about that. I wonder, I'm just wondering

if the reason that, you know, there's so many scenes like that in Hollywood movies is because all these Hollywood screenwriters

fantasize about being caught by their mommies. I think so. I think we should see George Clooney

whacking off during a movie. That was, that's the kind of stuff we need to see. That's the kind of stuff we need to see.

Hear that, George? Yeah. Or in my face. He's with the president tonight.

I bet they're all having a circle jerk today. I prefer Jack Nicholson whacking off. Now, he might have whacked off

in some movie. I'm not sure. How about that, Yazzie? Did Jack Nicholson ever

whack off in a movie? Five easy Mexicans, I think, is the movie. Oh, right.

Five easy Mexicans. I wanted to mention something. Yes, everybody has had a, being caught or almost getting caught

or interrupted one time in their life. But in these movies, they're showing it happen in 60% of the time.

Right. Which means to like, more than every second time you're getting caught

or interrupted, which is not true. Yes, it happens once in a lifetime. But these movies are making you think that you're going to get caught

or interrupted and something horrible is going to happen every second time, which is horrible. Well, yeah.

Because if you don't know. And these girls, they weren't even caught that much. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You did. But I don't know if that's masturbating.

But that's like what you did in high school, rubbing my breast. Is the definition of masturbation that you touch yourself

and come to orgasm? Because there are orgasms through nipple stimulation. I have no idea till I see.

I can have a complete orgasm through my feet. I don't think you have to come to orgasm.

I mean, I definitely recently had a wonderful experience where I was with a man but we did not have sex.

What we did was I gave him a blow job while he sucked on my toes and we both got off. And it was amazing.

Did you enjoy that, Max? Max is asleep already. No, no, no, no. Actually, I got caught twice.

Once I got caught, this was in the 50s, of course, and I was on the street corner talking to some of the kids.

I was a young kid. No, no. And this kid was telling me, you know, I was playing with

my thing and all of a sudden this stuff shot out and it felt really good and all the other kids were like kind of

really, wow, what is that? So that night I went home and I started playing with my thing and sure enough

it got bigger and bigger and all of a sudden it shot out and it went everywhere. So I thought, oh my God,

but it felt really good. So I started masturbating about four times a day. And I had a private,

I had two rooms in the house. Five times and it synced to Maya. One was on the third floor

and so what I would do, I would go do my homework up there and I would masturbate a couple of times and then

I would crumple up the paper and I would throw it out the window because I didn't want to get caught.

So one morning I went down for breakfast and the maid came up to me, a very nice Italian maid

and she said, no, you should do that in the bathroom. I said, do what?

She said, you know, masturbate because there's a lot of paper down but I have to pick up.

So I said, okay, so I didn't know, I was very embarrassed. So I start masturbating

in the bathroom and I'm embarrassed about the whole thing. So I'm sitting backwards

on the toilet looking at one of my father's playboys. And I'm sitting backwards

and I'm looking at these pictures and I'm masturbating and my father comes walking in

and he says, what are you doing? I said, well, I'm going to the bathroom

and he says, backwards? This would make a good scene in a movie.

Yeah, well, you know, that was my masturbation experience. And I kept on though,

I didn't let it deter me and I told other boys but I said, don't sit on the bathroom toilet

backwards. If you get caught they'll know exactly what you're doing.

Yeah, well, that's a beautiful, beautiful story. Max has been caught a few times

but most of us have not been caught very much. And yeah, there's

there's a lot of negativity in media about masturbation and that's why this show exists.

I mean, one of the reasons is to counteract all that. I like to catch

Charlotte masturbating as well. That would be a fantasy. Oh, we have

Cinco de Mayo colors. You haven't seen me masturbate. I have, but

I can't afford your sight so I have to see it in person.

This is a But you have my copies of girls and corpses

with my lights. I do, and thank you for the promotion. I wasn't promoting

but I appreciate that she was on the cover of our magazine. But she was a mess

twice. But you were not masturbating. I have not

promoted that much. Although you could make a day of the dead with all the Mexican

regalia. I was going to have a little Latino corpse tonight but we

skipped it. You do open a new world of masturbation.

We do for dead for the dead. People masturbating over necrophilia.

Can you masturbate if you're a corpse? I don't know. We're going a different

way. I don't want to say it, but on Twitter,

of course, there was a fact that corpses can have orgasms.

They can have an erection. I used to be really obsessed

with necrophiliacs and I'd go online for hours and research. Sasha, you're such

a wholesome girl. Thank you. They actually have a device

that works to actually pump up the dick with air so you can actually

fuck a corpse. It was an interview from this woman, Becky,

who had been she was a we're not recommending you try this.

I didn't set this up by the way. She's been doing it for years.

She had this device to get it harder. Sorry. We're going a different

way. Good information. Back to Charlotte.

Do you have any strokes for different folks? Definitely. Well,

you know, I mean, that's a little bit of desecration

masturbation. Is that a pipe or is she going to drink out of this?

This is actually an adult play parlor penis

shot glass that contains a Mexican drink, which isn't really

Mexican. It's actually Bolivian. It's Bolivian,

you know, which is close enough south of the border. Okay.

Kayla's laughing. Is that orange? You look a little

bit like you could be Hispanic. Me? No, I'm not.

You're Italian. Do I look Jewish? You're Jewish. I'm actually,

I'm half. You're half. The other half of me is,

no, I'm a I'm a I'm not your half. I'm mostly

French. French. Okay. We beat you.

We Mexicans. Tonight I am Mexican. Yeah.

You should be drinking margaritas. Right. So, so actually the way that you

drink this drink is that you have to drink, you have to lick the salt

off of a body part of your

salt lick. A person, of any person really that's nearby.

It does need to be a person though. No, Pedro doesn't

count. My balls are leaking. Your balls are leaking? No, my balls,

my balls are full. Oh, your balls are full. That's a good thing. I was worried they were

leaking. I'm going to release them. There could be some leaky balls around here.

But anyway, this, you sprinkle the salt. Does everyone have salt?

No. No? Okay. You have to get some salt.

I have the tears of my guilt. Okay. Well, you can ring those out

and turn them into salt corpsey. And then

you use, the nipples are a good, are a good sort of surface

for salt. The nipples. Yeah. The nipples are the ideal surface.

It should be something to suck. I really think, yes, look at this.

Okay. We are presenting already. I believe this is Melana Morgan Nipple.

Yes. In the front row. You caught me. I did.

It's beautiful. We caught her being a little exhibitionist. Good.

Okay. I'm glad you're first in line. She has the most beautiful breasts.

She really does. Can you tell her, please, since you're so close to her

to just take the whole dress off? I can do it. Okay. Great.

Thank you. Okay. Here we go. Corpsey.

And this is Melana. What are we going to do? Corpsey. Corpsey.

Mantic. Mantic. Those are beautiful. There's titties.

Yes. Titties in the world. Titties. Titties bring love.

They're really, they're perfect. You're right, Charlotte. They're natural.

They're beautiful. Everyone is masturbating. Wow. Those aren't really beautiful breasts.

Didn't already celebrate masturbation months ago. You are. If you're watching right now.

My nipples are already hard. Are watching us on Radio Susie One, on Dr. Susan Block.TV. Melana.

And this is Melana Morgan giving you something to masturbate about. Okay. And so now,

yeah, you put the salt on the nipple. First you could lick it to make sure that the salt sticks. I thought you put the lime

and the coconut. I'm confused. Sorry, I had to say it. Oh, that's something else?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good.

Okay. Yeah. She's smacking it now. Okay.

So while you're doing that, I'm going to take a call from, let's see. Who do we have here?

Brad is on line three. Thanks, Yazi. Salty dog. Okay.

Oh, Yazi. Oh, wait. Yazi. Are you still there?

Sorry, Yazi. Yazi. I'm going to have to take some other calls.

And I think we don't, we don't have the technology to keep you on the line. All right.

It was a pleasure to talk to you guys. And I'll see you guys on May 26th. Okay. You know, thank you so much

for, for sharing your masturbation media knowledge, especially this point about masturbation being

so, you know, kind of negatively portrayed in most movies and how we have to counteract that with some positive portrayals.

I mean, there's no doubt that some people have some bad masturbation experiences, but most of them, the grand, huge majority

are good. Men don't have bad masturbation experiences. Well, neither do women.

I'm a therapist, Cropsey. Yeah. You don't want to know. If you saw Centipede II,

he masturbates with sandpaper. So that's, did you see it? Now there's a really

beautiful masturbation scene that Yazi tweeted to me. And by the way, everyone should follow her

at Yazi Jezmina. Yazi Jezmina. Is that what it is? Yazi Jezmina.

Yeah. So what is that scene from? That is a beautiful masturbation. Pleasantville.

Pleasantville. Does anyone know that scene? Yes, yes. Pleasantville.

Right? And she's masturbating and the whole house explodes. And, oh, it's just this old...

Her world comes to color. She couldn't see colors before, but once you masturbate, it's such an amazing experience.

Right. Not only she sees colors, the house catches on fire and blows up.

Wow. Men go blind and women see colors. It's very interesting.

Actually it was a... It's true. It was a tree that was outside the window

that caught on fire and then the bird blew up. Yes, yes, yes. Now that's what masturbation

should be about. That's what we need as a role model for ourselves to know,

you know, what masturbation can feel like. It can. Yeah.

For sure. Okay, Yazi, we will see you soon and we will follow you on Twitter

and... Have fun masturbating you guys. Okay, and you too. I hope you maybe

find something good. I will. Yeah, Yazi. You come down here.

Look at her picture and you'll find something that you'll off to. Yazi.

And Jack off to. Yazi, come see us please. Okay. Is anyone going to masturbate

because I'm going to... Okay, we're about to do the masturbating. All right, Charles.

Corpse, if you're masturbating, you better clean up. Actually, does someone want to masturbate right now?

We have a Sybian. I do. Well, Charles is already up there. Why don't we start with her?

We're going to take a little intermission real quick. Moline. We're going to take a short

intermission. So don't come yet and don't go away. Keep masturbating.

We'll be right back. You're listening to your radio season one on the World Wide Web, though.

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Yeah, you aren't bad girl. Is Charlotte gonna punish me? Yes, I'm sure she is. Except no one has had a shot off of Charlotte's breath. Is it my turn? I think so. Did you have a shot yet? Of course I did. Okay, and I have not, right? I have two breasts. You do. Double shot. And here we go, the revelation brothers and sisters of the goddess Charlotte's.

My favorite. I didn't forget about you, birthday girl. Pedro's watching too. Pedro's excited. I love that Pedro is the Mexican sex toy today. He's a pinata, so it gives you a whole new meaning of beat your meat. And he's always hard. We're gonna beat him. Perfect. Oh, and look at the guy behind you speaking of pinatas. Did you see it? We're gonna have to beat him up too. We're gonna beat him at the end. It's a penis yada. Jesus, look at that. He's hard too. What the fuck?

Okay, Robert McQueen in Kansas City, do you use a vibrator or dildo when you masturbate? Well, it depends. Both? Or either? What about you, vibrator, dildo? Well, it depends on if I want a squirter or not. We got a squirter. Okay, we happen to have our mother Mary Tal, which is very appropriate for the holiday. She does squirt for distance too. I've been there. She witnessed it the other day. Yes, well, we would love to have you squirt.

So, but first we have to do the shots. Okay, look at these nipples. So nice and hard. Okay, now what happened to my salt? I think I just kicked it in like, oh, you got it. You know how to say cheers in Latino? In Spanish? Salud? That's not true. No, that's not true. Salud. Salud. That's not true. Oh, I was right. First we suck the nipples to wet it.

You have to do that five times. There's little salt all over you. Does that hurt? Does she put salt in your butt with that hurt? Do you want it to hurt? Yes, I do. I do want it to hurt. It's hurting me that over there. Is it, do you both just, are you just both sort of explicitly with women? Are you with men as well, or just women? I'm going to taste my nipple real quick.

You're on nipple? Oh, that's wasn't what I had in mind. How's it taste? Well, Chris, it was mixed with agua. It tastes delightful. But you didn't get your shot. It tastes like insinada. That's what I'm here for. I only wet one of her nipples.

I love it. It's so good. Charlotte's so clean, overachiever. There we go. All ready? Don't tease it.

How can you say to Charlotte Stokely not to tease? That's like telling a flower not to blossom. Telling Max not to masturbate. Where'd Max go? I think Max is jerking off right now. It's supposed to be balls up, baby. You didn't get it.

Panty always says happy masturbation. Hold on. You've got to like your nipple again. You need more salt. He wants your panties, Milena. Here. Would you like some new panties? Hold on, Milena. Let me take a pair of the skimmer.

Expensive. I'll take these. Oh, those are skimpy. Should I put them on now?

Yeah, you could take those off and put those on. Test, test. I'm actually at the bar, Corpse, with a beautiful woman. Oh, wait for her to pick hers, Chris. Well, those are very cute. I think those are very cute.

They look so playful. They look like someone had a period. A little stretch. Yeah, there are very tiny. I think these came from the child's section. I may be petite, but my hips definitely outsize my shoulders.

I need something a little bigger. I think we have to put this on one of the dolls. Oh, I got it. Olé!

Olé! Yo quiero, Milena. Oh, look at you. We created a serious porno romance between these two.

This is sex art. Yeah, absolutely. You want me to hold this while you take something off? I don't know. The first time I had sex with Milena, she actually, well, we made love,

but it was for sex art and it was so romantic. Oh, really? She painted a picture of me. Oh, you two have a real relationship going, don't you?

You really do. That's such a beautiful thing. Especially because they're so hot together. You are. You know, I mean, would one of you like to ride the Sybian

while the other, I don't know, plays? I've actually never ridden a Sybian before. Oh, it's an ultimate. Happy birthday to you.

This is the ultimate masturbation machine. Oh my God, Milena, you have no idea. Well, I'm about to find out, right? Yes.

And she's a gusher, too. She could drown that, yes. So maybe we should put the Mother Mary towel. There has to be penetration for that to happen.

I'm not a natural squirter, so I think I'll have to do one. Well, we can use a pen. Well, we'll start with this. It's always better after you've already come once.

Oh, okay. So come once, you're just with this. You know, this is no attachment, but then there are penetrative attachments here.

Okay, so you can like spank her, finger her. And I guess... I want to be in America.

I'm sorry. I will hold anything you need to hold. Yes. It's Shinko Demi in the Tonya sisters

and the kickoff to masturbation. Ah, yeah. And here we go. Oh, wait, you get on that Sybian.

Oh, yeah. This is very interesting. I wish more boys were like this. Don't give them a complex now.

It's masturbation. You know, you're competing with Kim for the wet. Okay, you don't want to do that, of course.

Okay, so here she goes. Elena Morgan. She's masturbating for masturbation month. Oh, good.

And for Shinko Demi-o against all odds. Masturbating to defeat the French. Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God. I don't want to sit all down on there, but I do. Just grassy-ous.

How's she doing? But the view's great from back here. It really just vibrates up into your uterus, doesn't it? Do you want a higher?

Yes, it does. I love that the Sybian comes with the remote control and plugs into the wall. It's never ending satisfaction.

If you live in an apartment on the second floor or higher, I recommend you don't put this on your floor because your neighbors will definitely hear this. It can get loud, it's true.

She's got it on high right now. Sounds like a Ferrari. She's rubbing it. Yeah.

She's at it again upstairs. Oh, yeah. This is such a turnout. How's it going?

It's so good. Take a deep breath. Squeeze that PC muscle. And release.

And breathe in. And out. And squeeze. And release.

Oh, feel that Sybian just rub rub rub it. Oh, I feel a feather. Oh, that Charlotte Stanley is such a tease. Oh, yes.

Here she comes. Around the mountain, maybe. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Venga, venga. Here she comes. Underlay, underlay. Write it.

My first time with a Toshita. Write that. Write it. Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God. I can't turn it off. Yeah. Yeah.

Very nice. Sweaty. Wow. Five more times for the second of my life.

She could turn it off. Oh, my God. Single orgasms. We have a chinchilla glove.

Oh, what's that for? Oh, that's nice. Makes me kind of sad though, because my sister has a chinchilla. I just think about it rolling around in the dust.

Like Pedro, yeah. Oh, yes. Look at you. I don't lie.

I never lie. Oh, it's so good. Okay, what am I doing now? I'm kind of disoriented.

Aftercare. You're in Tijuana. You're in a step down unit. Okay, is it your turn now?

We're going to take care of you. You're on life support. Don't clean it off before Charlotte gets on it. Look, she's really massacred her.

I'm going to lick it first. Charlotte, you're going to have to get right on that while it's dripping. I am no... Stranger to pain.

I am no stranger to Molina's cooties. We have had sex many times. I have had creams all over her face. She's squirted on mine.

What would you do with that saran wrap? And we have been down deep in many different holes. Corpse, what are we going to do? Ghostbusters, I don't know.

And she has such luscious lips, too. Happy birthday, too, Max. Happy birthday, Tony. I know.

With her princess crown. What is this for? I'll take the saran wrap. I was just going to say, I think this is for Corpse.

Corpse, bring that over here. Thank you. No, eBay. No, I'm kidding. That's great.

It's her birthday, though. She really needs it. Wrap this around your head. No, we're about to do a birthday celebration.

Well, that's part of it. That's her first gift. In just a moment, we're going to be celebrating Johnny Lynch's 22nd birthday.

But first, I think there has to be some celebration. Get on that, fucker. Time to get on there.

Are you the fucker you're referring to? Climb on the borough. This is where you lean, but you don't have to. You could lean on it.

Show it. Run that motor out. Stop telling me what to do. I'm going to spank you. That's what I want.

Promises, promises. This is one of those over-the-head dresses. This is the part that we take out of the videos. Do we need more music?

Okay. Well, we just need a little blow-by-blow. The black laces rising and panty boy. You are getting... Oh, Milena.

Spank me, Milena. Oh, Milena. Spank me, everyone. I guess that's an invitation.

She likes it. Really hard. We've been practicing our spanking. Oh, like that.

Don't get crazy now. All right. She's ready. That's my form of exercise. Spanking.

And now, the beautiful and amazing American apparel model, porn star and pundit. I'm putting it in my butt. That's where the dildo would be.

Charlotte Stokely is mounting the Scythian. Not for the first time, but... Yeah, you can talk to her. We're sitting here at the bar, watching all of this.

You've been on a Scythian before, right? She is just beautiful. I have read a Scythian many times. Okay, well...

Then you know what to do. I got to brace myself, because if I remember right... I'm going to be on the end of the little... Ready?

Oh, my God, there's spotters here. What the fuck? What the fuck is going to happen? I'm scared.

Everyone, stand back. Charlotte Stokely is on this. Here she is. Charlotte is riding the Scythian.

Okay, I don't know more. She's looking right at me. Juice me, baby. Okay, here we go.

And she's angling it. For maximum clitoral stimulation, brothers and sisters. Yeah. I think I'm going to have to ride Pedro for this.

Yeah, here we go. Give me the Scythian. More. She's beautiful. I love her.

Mass. Mass. Mass me gusta mucho. You're so hot, baby. La booty go bounce bounce.

Yeah, yeah. La pusse. La pusse, yeah. Me gusta mucho. Oh, my God.

Oh, Charlotte. A little mass, Charlotte. A little mass. Spank me, Marina.

Spank her, baby. Mass. Mass. Give me all you got. Oh, she's licking her fingers.

Here she goes. She's riding at top speed. Oh, my God. It's like top gun all over again.

Charlotte. Stokely. Ride the wave. Ride the Scythian for masturbation month. Beautiful.

And Scythia de Mayo. Happy Scythia. And now for those of you in the cheap seats, just so you know, Melana is licking her back

and her ass. As it jiggles. So voluptuously. Look at that structure.

Over the Scythian. Beautiful. Which you can get at dr.susanblock.com. Scythian, by the way.

Okay, Scythian's rolling. And Charlotte is feeling. How you feeling? Is everyone stroking and masturbating?

Yes, Matt. Yes, Mistress. We were wondering, are we masturbating? Yes, Mistress.

I'm riding Pedro. The whole bar is shaking. Can we both fit on this? Oh, yeah.

Do a double rider. You and me. Oh, well, gee. Oh, my God.

You turned it off? I guess you get the microphone. I can't believe I get this privilege of riding the Scythian

with Charlotte Stokely. And then I get stuck here. Take it all off. Just take it off.

Should I get behind you? Maybe I should get behind you. I'll get in front of you. And I'll get behind you guys.

You get behind her. And then I'll get behind her. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

So you stay where you are. This is what I call the Scythian. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, good. See you. See you, Simone. Yeah.

Oh, does that feel good? So somebody has to talk so I can come. Okay. I'll talk for you.

We'll talk to you. Bray like a donkey, Dr. Block. Like a donkey. Where's Taylor?

Charlotte is now Oh, she's really riding this thing. So I feel her luscious pussy right up against my ass.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Banger like a piggy bank. Oh my God.

Okay, now she's sitting up here. Okay, she's slowing me down. Now I get to be all festive with her. Oh, they turned it up.

Oh, they're turning it back down. I'll be right there, guys. She's just a tease. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I'm exhausted. I'm rolling it around.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I love watching the tassels shake. Oh, yes.

Lord, heal the power of the city. Nacho everyday party. Let there be an organ.

Nacho thing. Nacho every day. It's masturbation day. I'm really sweaty.

I don't think Charlotte... I don't think Charlotte... I'm not calling this a masturbation. That's more like a mutual ride.

But I enjoyed it. A lot. All right, brothers and sisters and sinners. We are Celebrate Masturbation Month

in style with sex art. Beautiful. Charlotte Stonkley, Malena. Morgan, Kayla.

Danger. Corpse. Right. It would be to say the dead guy.

Right. And... Cue the cake. Cue the cake.

Cue the cake. Okay, so while we're cuing the cake, I would like our birthday girl

to come up here and ride the Sybian. Your beauty is here. Oh, yeah. Birthday girl, come on up.

Just for like a second. Just a second. There's one more girl here that hasn't ridden the Sybian right at the end here.

She's... She told me to. No, I want to watch. It's my birthday. Do what I said.

All right. Well, do you want to? Yeah, she does. She just said it with her eyes.

She got to try it out. No, no, no. I'm going to save my talents for later. Later. Is this the after party?

Is this after you're married? No, I have a very specific request for this evening. Can we put your feet on the Sybian?

It's Charlotte's feet. We don't have a lot of time. What did you just say? I have been trying

to get these slobber worthy toes in that beautiful mouth of Kayla Jane Danger for so long. Yes, she has.

Okay. I'd like to see that. Can I mention something? She has a beautiful landing strip.

She's hiding under there. Look how beautifully that set room is. Can we see that? Yeah, I can see it through it.

You have a beautiful... Pretty, that is. I don't know if he's a pervert. See, look how cute that is.

It's adorable. That is very pretty. All your audience owes me for that. It's very, very well...

It's very well... It bites. Oh, and her hands are so soft and warm. Very nice.

It's from masturbating. Have you came yet? Where were we? I'm sitting in goo.

I'm sitting in a tub of cinnamon. My knees are shaking right now, just in case you haven't noticed. My knees are shaking.

Those are great. What's going on with the feet? We need to get the cake. Oh, here it comes, never mind about that.

Can I? Johnny Knox's birthday! Hello! Folly's cumpleaños, party tea!

Folly's cumpleaños, party tea! Folly's cumpleaños, Folly's cumpleaños! Folly's cumpleaños! Happy birthday to you!

Party tea! That's a Spanish, should we do? She's 4 years old! Oh, no, 8, I think.

Here she is! You're supposed to be here, but she's not here so... So we're going to eat her cake. Yay!

Oh! One left. Woo! Happy birthday!

Yay! Thank you. Dr. Suzy, do we have both cakes there? We do.

Yeah. So let's blow out her cake. Blow out her cake. Blow out her cake.

Yes. I love it. We know you're a size queen. Fuck yes!

It's a corp C model. Our picture, please. This is the cake. We modeled it from your dead dick.

My dead dick. You'll be writing. Writing my dead dick will be. Good.

Look at that. This is awesome. Thank you. Oh.

Well, thank you, Johnny Knox, for being part of the Speak Easy. Yay these whatever amount of months. Don't block the view. And she's going to be leaving.

That was beautiful. Should she beat the shit out of the pinata? She should be hiding in the shadows. She should be coming.

Wait, she beat up the pinata with a dildo? Oh yeah, look at this. Oh, this looks great. She needs to beat it with a dildo until it breaks apart.

Yes! Who is this guy? Oh, fuck yeah. You need a very hard and fast dildo.

Yes! Don't you ever beat it with something? Wait, is this better? Okay.

Oh, he could ride this. He actually has a dick. That's a blow on my mind. He does.

He has a dick. We got on Alameda. Pinata.com. Is it a store that you can actually walk into?

PinataSex.com. PinataSex, Charlotte Stokely. PinataSex. Are we going to beat this one?

Is that allowed in California? It is. You can't have sex with vegetables. Can you have sex with pinata?

Speech. Speech. Speech. Johnny Lynch.

Johnny Lynch. Johnny Lynch. Let's have a big hand for this beautiful show. I'm just psyched to get fucked up tonight for my birthday.

That's all my fault. 22 years old, you know. Fucked up. What does that mean?

He's all downhill from here after 21. You don't have anything to accomplish anymore by having a birthday. So you got to get fucked up. That's the whole idea.

That's right. Okay. So now, help her get fucked up. Oh, what about, did you get your shot?

I didn't get a shot. I'll take a shot. Is she going to suck Charlotte Stokely's feet? At the end of this, I want to see this.

Get up there and suck some toe. She's going to do her birthday thing. Finish her birthday thing first. She's never going to be finished.

It's not going to be finished. Come on up here. Yeah. Here comes the toes.

Right here. By the cake. Whoa. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.

Oh, no. Oh, she's coming up here. Will you tease me again? Wow.

What are you doing? Oh, Charlotte. Charlotte, Charlotte. Oh, look who's here.

Oh, those are my pennies. All right. It's all right. I don't care.

What's happening? Oh, wait. We need Charlotte in the proper position. So Charlotte needs to be in one position.

Oh, God. Can we put some cake on her toes? Well, that is the plan. I would like her on her knees.

Can we do something? On your knees. Up there so everyone can see. God, so demanding.

On your knees, you can do it. Oh, she's doing it. There you go. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, I love her outfit. Wow. Already. Oh, sorry.

I'm in right in the middle of the camera. Taking one shoe off. We got the second shoe. Move right up there.

Get all ready. Oh, foot fetish. Foot fetish. All foot.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, Charlotte.

Get the cake. What does she do then? What does she do? She's getting icing to put on your coat.

She's getting icing? I want your orange. Pink icing. Oh, yes.

Wow. Yeah, where's the microphone? Oh, here. It's in your pussy.

What's your pussy got to say? This is pussy talk. I'm sorry. How's she doing?

How does it feel? Oh, my God. Sad to leave a perfectly good vagina out there like that. It's just so amazing.

Right, Max? Hey, Corpse. Oh, my God. She's mine, Corpse.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. She's not really going for the cake, you notice. It's so nice to have it done by someone who knows what they're doing.

Get the toe jam. Get the toe jam out of there. Oh, the zippers in this sucks. Charlotte Stokely doesn't have toe jam.

That's the best part. You know, it's only when they have the toe peanut butter that you start wearing. I love the frosting. Oh, yes.

Oh, she's getting the whole putter now. This is amazing. She's really good. She's snowing her heart.

Who's getting off more on this? Is it Charlotte or the liquor? I think it's me. I think it's Charlotte.

I love her. I'll tell you, Corpse, it's Charlotte. I think I like this more than the Sybian. There's nothing like foot pleasure, foot pleasure.

Potophilic delight. They are very cute. Those feet are adorable. Look at these feet.

And I know, Paulie, she's Susie in the light of her heart. Oh, look at these feet. Oh, my God, it's stereo feet. It's two feet.

It's like a frosting. She's teasing herself with the frosting going back and forth. If only we were a master band licking her toes, that would fit the theme.

Oh, yeah. I'm working. I'm trying. Max.

She's surrounded by feet. This Kayla is just... Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. She is sucking those toes.

And now she's on the field. You guys like to have your toes sucked? Yeah. Yes, I love having my toes sucked.

All five Cinco toes. It does feel good. Cinco de toios. Yeah, that's right.

This is a holiday, brothers and sisters. I don't know what the holiday really has to do with foot fetish, but it does tonight. There's a lot of people out here like that.

Cinco de toios. Now suck Max's toes. You can lick your own feet, that is, a form of masturbation.

You can, but hey. Max, Max, suck Max. It's not as good licking your own feet. Yeah, I'm with you.

Thank you. Thank you. That gives a whole new meaning to sticky fingers, sticky toes. You left a spot here.

My ass is sticky and red. We don't want her to stick to the floor. I saw that movie three times. Cormcy, I'm going to go sing to her on the steps here.

She's got it now. Yes, she's got it. Oh yeah. Bite those bundles right off.

Oh yeah. Okay, brothers and sisters, let's hear it for foot fetishes. Oh yeah, baby. And foot gymnast, Charlotte Stokely.

Charlotte Stokely, what a beauty. Sex art. And oh, look at that. Yeah, those kisses.

You know, it's one thing to kiss someone after they've been licking your pussy. It's another thing to kiss them after they've been sucking your feet. You get athlete's mouth. That's love.

That's all right. Give me some athlete's mouth. There you go. Oh yeah.

Oh, look at that. I love you. Max, this is red. All right, brothers and sisters, we are almost done,

but birthday girl. Oh yeah, happy birthday. Birthday girl. Beautiful birthday girl.

I think she should do something. Okay, oh, look at this knife. Whoa. Yeah, she's singled to my ode up here.

So we've got a cake to cut, but I mean, I think there has to be a birthday spanking at least. She has to get 20. How old are you?

22. So she needs to get 22 on spanking. Okay, I can do that. Do we get the paddle?

But I think you should get on the Sybian on low. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. While you get the spanking, the birthday...

On simmer. Yes, simmer, exactly. Today is the day of celebration. I think we have to change the...

It's what? It's changed? Oh, it's changed. Here comes the birthday girl.

Here she comes. Here comes the birthday girl. Yeah. All right.

Birthday princess. She's getting on the Sybian. And we're going to put it on low. Oh, gosh.

Duh. Turn it on simmer. Okay. So who was anxious to spank the birthday girl?

Wasn't it you, Charlotte? It was I, Charlotte. Okay. The spanking queen.

Charlotte, get behind her. I'm going to spank Charlotte while she's spanking her. In your dreams. No, wait a minute.

I know my dreams. I'm going to spank Charlotte. I'm going to spank Max spanking Charlotte. That you might get away with.

Okay. Here she is. Johnny Lynch. And she is being...

birthday spanked. Well, at least... Charlotte's working up to it. Like I said, Charlotte's all about the tease.

The tease is a very important part of good... She was saying happy birthday while this was going on. She was saying happy birthday while this was going on. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. No, it's 22.

22. Well, somebody else can... Lack of good. I want dibs on that.

We're going to count it. We're going to count it. Ready? Let's go.

One. Careful. One. I'm going to do one.

And now we're up to... Jesus Christ. Five or six. Up to six.

We're going to start from six. No. The first didn't count. They weren't hard enough.

They weren't very hard. They didn't count. We got to start again. I think Noree has to get one.

Yeah, I definitely have to get one. Noree, come up. Yeah. Noree, Noree's coming up.

Come up. All right. No fucking around now. Okay.

Starting at one. You're going to get a whack. Charlotte, get your ass up. I think the skirt has to go up.

And one. Ready? And one. One.

And two. Two. And three. And four.

Six. And seven. And 13. And 13.

And 14. You know there's another asking. And 15. And 16.

And 16. And seven. And 18. And 19.

And 20. And 20. And 21. Two more.

Two more. So we're going to go into after party. For those of you who would like to ride the Sybian in the after party, it will be available.

We're going to eat cake. But maybe people won't want to ride it after corpse he has. But in any case, first of all, we would like to find out where we find you.

How we connect with you. The easiest way to find me is on Twitter. You can find all of my other social media sites on that. Is at Melinda Morgan.

Oh, I've got Charlotte Stokely licking my arm here. Birthday girl just got me back. That was corpsy. Hey, you knock it off.

Naughty, naughty. I send you to your peoples. Where do we find you, Charlotte? My name is Charlotte Stokely.

You can find me at sexartandcharlottestokely.com. And follow me on Twitter, char, underscore Stokely for all my daily freaky tweets. You don't want to miss out on that.

Oh, gosh. And you can also see Melina. And I have sex again and again during our webcam shows and on sexart.com.

The first one is tomorrow. I'm so excited. We think it's tomorrow. We are?

Yes. I didn't even know I'm having sex with her tomorrow. Wow. Well, it should be a pleasant surprise, right?

It's nice to have surprises. I'm pleasantly surprised. Trust me. Okay.

And Kayla, where do we find sexart? At sexart.com, I guess. I can't hear you. My mic is off.

We got it. You can actually find me at sexart.com, but you can also find me at KaylaJaneDanger.com, my foot fetish site, mydallparts.com.

It's where I get sexy with ladies' feet for everyone else's enjoyment and my own. But KaylaJaneDanger.com, you can find out everything I'm doing there.

Danger. Okay. The danger's ticked, let me tell you that. Oh, corpse-y.

Yes. Oh, you don't get a microphone. Okay. Together.

Just to have a masturbation or two. Okay, that's your time. Your time's up. Okay, girlsandcorpses.com.

Girlsandcorpses.com. Okay. Dotcom. Yeah.

Oh, you know what? We have to, we have to, we have to, girlsandcorpses.com.

She's getting a drink. Okay. I'm going to stick this in her bag. No, we have to now destroy the vignada.

What's with this guy? This is going to be our climax to the show. Wait a minute. Don't we get to break this?

What? Let me ask. No, we don't get to break this. What's with this guy?

Does he have a penis? I know. Yes, he does have a penis. He does?

Maybe we shouldn't break him. We should do more pictures with him. People like him. Holy smokes.

Mmm, look at him. It's like Viva La Raza. Look at this guy. Don't hurt his penis.

Yeah. Yeah, be nice to him. Aww. Okay.

Well, anyway, I think we're going to figure out what we're doing with this pinata in the course of the after party. Take him out to the bar.

So, yeah, we, we, and then we have this one too. Aww. Hey.

Don't hurt him. You know, he, curbsay should not be allowed to destroy the pinata. If anything,

the girls should be allowed to destroy the pinata. I'm telling you, ball busting. You got to use the pinata for ball busting. Oh, of course.

He's pretty strong. I don't know. Mmm. Stop hitting him on his penis.

Use the high heels. You know, that's why she's a director. Right.

Kayla. Okay. No. Are you ready?

You want to kick him hard? Well, anyway. Look at this poor guy. You'll make some men cry and you'll make some men come.

Brothers and sisters, I want to thank you for kicking off masturbation month with this motley crew

of wonderful people. Sasha, hi. Hi. She looks like a kitty cat.

Oh, you went off to masturbate. Is that right? Yeah. Okay.

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Anyway, we're going to get into our after party. So celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

Celebrate masturbation month. Yeah. And it's your birthday. Bonobo way of peace through pleasure.

You're stepping on my bonobo sign. You know. Ooh. It's Papi's birthday too, you know.

Is it really? Yeah. It's Papi. That's right.

Say Papi's. Happy birthday. Do you want to ride the Sybian Papi? You're going to get a spanky.

Okay. We're all going to spank Papi. Hey, Papi. It's Papi.

It's my birthday also. It's your birthday. Yeah. Today's my birthday.

That's right. I'm going to be 70 years old. All right. So.

Follow the bonobo way of peace through pleasure. Masturbate. Cogitate. Liberate.

Stimulate. Masturbate your monkey. Educate. Agitate.

Agitate. For the truth. Masturbate. Yeah.

Masturbate. Yeah. That one too. And don't forget this guy.

Occupy. All right. Occupy the universe. Occupy.

Yeah. Woo. Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love.

All these girls are going to occupy you. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

Ooh. I love you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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