Eden Squirts!

Full transcript of Eden Squirts! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the Airways thing. Here we have the Kingstones for King, couple number one. We have Sebastian Keyes and Eden Alexander. Welcome to the womb room.

Woohoo! Pleasure to be here Dr. Sussie, I'm just absolutely dripping. Mmm, really? I've got a serious trouble over here, so thanks.

Yeah, oh my pleasure. Yeah, you are wearing this lovely latex dress that I would think would get you dripping and you're barely covered with this latex dress, it's quite transparent. Dr. Sussie, I swore it fit when I left the house, I don't know what happened.

Okay, that's right, that's right. So now you are doing a fingering technique. Do you want to have a pillow behind you or something? I mean, yeah, we could have...

Could you move that ape over there? It's masturbating. Susan, right behind you. Oh, the ape is masturbating?

Oh, yeah, look. I mean, that thing's not shrinking, I'll tell you that. Oh my goodness, he looked like a stuffed one. Dirty little ape.

All right, so this is quite a... Do we have something to catch the rivers? Well, this is the love rug here. Oh, the love rug.

But the love rug is under her, not in front of her. Give me a heads up. Okay, it's a little bit in front. I mean, should we pull it out a little?

Let's pull the love rug out a little bit. A little bit more. Yeah, there we go. Okay, that's good.

It's like a bath mat. It is, but it's supposedly made for squirting. It's a furry. A bath mat is also made for squirting.

And she has a rubber ducky on her clip. That's so wrong. Okay, here she goes. It's all over the place.

The naughty begins. Whoa, baptized, brothers and sisters. Whoa, I am baptized. You said we were running out of water.

Smells great. Like a spring shower. So did someone measure that? I think that is one of the signs of spring, actually.

It is a spring, springing. Are your cameras all right, men? Oh, yes, they've got that. They've been squirted on.

That was something. I mean, they've been baptized. Brothers and sisters. Was that beautiful or what?

That was awesome. Was that a fountain of Venus or what? Can we have a hand, brothers and sisters? Even as he can turn a hand.

Whoa, eating Alexander. Squirting at the hand of Sebastian Keyes. There he goes. Oh, yeah, he's getting her all juiced up

and he's going to let her in. And for those people that think squirting is just pee. I think I'm trying. She squirted a lot.

Was that a lot? You squirt a lot before. That time it was just, it was like a mirage. If someone about something you can talk about

or squirt it a lot, you can talk to us. We should really applaud you now. Yeah, we should. Oh, we did.

Yeah. Well done, Alexander. Great, great, great. That's how you do it, motherfucker.

Great. Specializing in sex therapy. It's about as wet as radio gets. That was pure.

And she wore her waterproof outfit. Yeah. She did. I mean, now I see the functionality.

It's a functional fact. It's a functional fact. Yeah. It's a fucking show.

And she just got it on the love row. And listen, talk with you, advise you, role play for you, fantasize with you, no fantasies, chew taboo,

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Yeah. Time to talk. That's baptized. There was no water.

There was nothing. So what? That's a man in the wild. Is that what it was?