Rubber Bordello bouncing off the Womb Room walls!

Full transcript of Rubber Bordello bouncing off the Womb Room walls! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web, and now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, domes and subbies, ethical hedonists and rubbery sheedness, porn stars, ox stars, tranny stars, hers, woo! Franco and Americans, and I don't careicans.

All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Buddha, Brahma, Rama, Dhamma, baby. The Goddess, but until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? Can I hear another A-women?

I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Suzy Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant, your mistress of the airwaves, and your friend, mm, always your friend. And tonight, I am most pleased to have some old friends and new blood,

virgins to the speakeasy here tonight. Woohoo! It's a shiny, rubbery, star-filled night tonight. And it happens to be, brothers and sisters, my daddy's birthday, R.I.P. I mean, well, he's Jewish, so I shouldn't do that.

Oh, well, maybe I should just make the sign of the X. Yes, mm, Baruch Ha Tadunai. Lonsmen in the speakeasy! Woohoo! Amen and A-women.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, it's always the beginning and the end of a journey every Saturday night here at the speakeasy. And tonight is the beginning of a journey that Captain Max is going to be taking into the stormy waters of, should I say it, his bladder.

Okay, we're going to have major BDSM adventure in the hospital. All right. Cut him up, baby. Cut him up. Cut him up. Yep, so this is our last show for a few weeks.

So it's a very exciting, special show. And Captain Max is steering the ship, as always. How you feeling, Captain? I'm doing great.

Yeah, now's the waters. You're doing great. Got off the yacht. Actually, we went on the yacht. Yeah, we did. We did. We went on the yacht.

On your Tuesday was great. Out in stormy Marina del Rey. It was really the opposite of the storm. It was tough weather.

There's nothing happening out there. Even on Valentine's Day, it's empty. That's good. Well, go figure.

It's Marina del Rey and maybe they're all doing something illicit and illegal that they're trying to keep quiet. Pirate. No.

Well, actually, we're going to do a pirate radio show out there. That's right. We are. Yep.

Out on the yacht, it's beautiful. Out on the yacht, grace, beautiful yacht. And we're going to do it near Killer Shrimp, perhaps, right? Yeah, at the private dock.

But in the meantime, we have surgery to undertake and to show to do about another type of torture. Hopefully a more pleasant type of torture, in a manner of speaking.

Oh, there's so many parallels between the doctors and the doms in our lives. Yes, the doctors and the doms. But the dom I'm about to introduce to you is a very special woman whom I love and adore and worship.

And that hurt. Okay, especially in this tiny little latex skirt. But she deserves it. Put your hands together, brothers and sisters,

for Miss Snake Oil, her self goddess, Soma. Soma Snake Oil. I want to hear about this bladder thing. That's hot to me, medical play.

Yeah, medical. Morn, huh? Yeah, it is, it is. And you have to do a lot of PC muscle exercises in preparation

and have lots of sex in preparation. I'm just getting a new latrine. Yeah, it's going to be a lot of, you know, golden shower play. So, you look like you're ready for that.

I mean, this type of clothing, the rubber is really almost appropriate. Ready for blood splatters? Yes, splatters of all types, really, really. Is that why you like it so much?

Or is it the heat? Yeah, well, it's all of those things. It's the splatters that happen under the rubber, the sweat, the smell, the whole thing, the way it constricts.

I'm just getting into the smell territory. Very nice, pheromones. Well, goddess, so good to have you back. It's been a while.

Thank you. Yeah, thanks for having us. And your new movie is Rubber Bordello. Rubber Bordello.

And it happens to be scored by your BF, who is not exactly a virgin to the speakeasy. Or it's here in the shadows. Well, I don't know about that one.

We'll find out. There's always something. And we tend to find out. But it's your first time on the show, officially.

Sure, yeah. Fat Mike of NoFX. Hey. Welcome.

So I'm a big fan of your music. I find that hard to believe, but thank you. Why? Well, she's got a punk collar going on.

I do. Punk and peace. You're not 14, so. Well, but you know, I was really against the Bush administration.

Me too. I mean, I hope no one here is 14. Actually, I just heard that. Wait a second.

Right. But you know, that's kind of a compliment to say I'm not 14. But, yes. If you weren't against the Bush administration,

I probably wouldn't be on your show. Right. Right. Let's hear it.

Let's hear it for kicking out the Republicans. My husband has done that all during the Bush administration. He'd say, are you a Republican? Get out.

You have to leave the studio. I'd say maybe we should try to convert them. Maybe we should try to talk. No, no.

He'd say just leave. I lost a lot of friends. I lost a lot of friends during that time. Right.

Because you got a draw line somewhere. Right. Well, you inspired a lot of people, you know, because it was a tough time.

Because there were so many, you know, the stupid people, right? The stupid. Yeah.

51 million of them. Wow. Yeah. I had a party that night on the 2004 election

when we lost. Yeah. When Kerry lost. It was a bum out.

And I had a shot glass of volume and a shot glass of ecstasy. That was a tough one. Most people took the ecstasy. Mmm.

It was a bum out. It was a bum out night. It was. It was deep.

It was tough. I mean, that we all just put him back into office. We had that chance. But, you know.

They're coming after us again, though, too, with that whole obscenity. Did you read about that with the Republicans that are trying to make obscenity laws?

Did they just put Max Hardcore back into prison or something? No, no. Oh, he's out. Oh, he's out.

Right. He's out. You told me they put him out. Every Republican candidate says they're going to stop

the distribution of pornography if they get elected. Oh, my God. Make it illegal to distribute porn. Use today.

Use today. Well, I must say one thing, though. I started in 1971 and have been through several administrations, and none of them have succeeded.

So, God bless them. No, they don't. We're winning. As Charlie, she says, we're winning.

They do put people in prison, though. They still do that. Yeah. They just had Max Hardcore in prison.

They had Max Hardcore in prison. You was in prison for a while, too. Yeah. I was in prison.

They get you in there. They tend to want to give you maximum sentences because the judges decide that. I was in there for 26 months.

It don't make no difference. That's a long time. When you come to fuck out, you're just pissed off as hell. Yeah.

And you go after them. Yeah. And now I'm almost 70. I'm doing the same thing.

But good in bed. Good for you. Good on you. Good on you.

Okay. So how did you two meet? I had a party, an SM party, and I hired her dungeon. Oh, it's a good thing you paid for that first meeting, huh?

Well, it was a dungeon hire. Right. A dungeon hire. I had some punk bands there.

It was a punk rock SM party. It was good. So was it love at first sight? Lust at first sight?

It kind of was. What did you think? It was love at first beating, I think. At first beating?

Yeah. He was very beautiful. Yeah, at first sight. But yeah.

You had lots of beatings for five or six months before we ever fooled around? Well, no. Uh-huh.

Before we had sex. Yeah. That's foreplay, right? It is foreplay.

It's exactly right, yeah. It's foreplay. Six months of bondage and discipline foreplay. And when was this?

When did it start? About three years ago. Three years ago. Okay, so right around the time when you came here.

Yeah. Wow. You were courting it. Oh, I was nervous.

Oh, yeah, I was scared. Oh, you seemed nervous. Right. I had to press my goddess.

You were, yeah. And you were standing there while she was like doing her goddess thing. I'm still nervous. On an aerostat.

It was aerostat 2010. That's what it was. Yeah, there are dicks everywhere. Yeah, it makes me nervous.

And no one's even got their pants down. Yeah. He's scared of cocks, yeah. Yeah?

I'm just not comfortable around them. They're scary, right? How about snakes? I'm pretty fucking kinky, but I don't know.

Cocks are weird. Are you scared of snakes? No. Okay.

Mosquitoes, bees, spiders. Well, you make an adorable couple and you made a wonderful film together. Is this your first baby? Is this your first time?

I think it's like our first big thing that we did together, yeah. We're pretty happy with it. Rubber Portello. Rubber Portello, yeah.

And it's a beautiful film that is very, very classy and very, very nasty. Silky, too. Yeah, very nasty. It's progressively silkier, doesn't it?

It does. It does. But, you know, it's all sepia tone with that ragtime soundtrack by Mike. And it's beautiful, just beautiful, but it's got like fucking in the ass and, you know,

caning and, you know, forced everything. Forced everything. Yeah. Forced everything, that's right.

Why do anything if it's not forced, really? Is that your philosophy? Forced it. Yeah.

It sounds like a song. Right. I mean, we're all getting forced anyway. If not by the Bush administration, then by whatever, you know,

administration or corporation. So why not buy a dom that you actually are trying to, yeah. So there's a little smoke going on over here in the middle. And you're in this little schoolgirl bow tie or long tie here since Sage,

looking guilty and like you need to be punished. Smoking in class. Yes. Yes.

Hi, Sensei. Hi. Welcome back to the Speak Easy. Thank you as always.

Pleasure is all mine. So how are you doing? So fucking wonderfully. Good.

You're smoking pot right on the air. Of course you're wonderful. No, this is a cloth. This is a cloth.

Okay. We're working our way up. She shared with me, so yes. Who's got the pot?

We'll get there. We'll get there. Well, if you're going to be in the seat of honor, you have to take off your jacket.

Okay. Thank you for being cooperative. You know me. I'll take out more than my jacket.

You look so cute in your little tuxedo top. Thank you. You do. Do I?

Yeah, the tits are, you know, still there. They're a little bit bigger. Yeah, bigger. Really?

No, I have this fake bra on right now. Oh, the fake bra makes them look bigger. There you go. Yeah, I thought maybe you got...

Oh, hell fuck it. No, not me. No, none of that. Not for you.

No. Okay. You don't mess with perfection. Oh, no.

Of course not. No. But, you know, I mean, if you want to mess with things, you know, hey, that's okay.

It sure is. And my next guest is an example of messing with things to the point of perhaps achieving a certain type of perfection.

Yes. I've played with it before. Yes. And let's welcome Tiffany Starr.

I'm glad to be here. Thanks. Hello. Hi, Tiffany.

Hello. Welcome. Welcome to California. You're here from the East Coast?

Yes, I am from Boston. From Boston? Wow. And did you park the car out in the parking lot?

Oh, my God. You know how much I hear that? Is that your real voice? Oh, wow.

That's so exciting. Park the car in the Harvard Yard. Yeah. Okay.

And go to the party. Yeah. Now that we got that out of the way. Yeah.

We're out of the way and we're on our way to stardom. I mean, you've gotten a whole bunch of tranny award nominations. Congratulations.

Thank you. Yes. Wow. Good for you.

Actually, seven to be exact. Seven. Yes. How long have you been a tranny porn star?

Actually, only like eight months. I shouldn't say a tranny porn star, should I? Just porn star. Porn.

Porn. Porn. Porn shop. Oh, my God.

Good. Oh, I love it. I love it. Yeah.

Okay. In fact, yeah, we should be able to get you in a porn shop. Look at you. How cute you're all dressed up.

What is that outfit there? It's just something hot. I actually wore it for a shoot the other day. So.

Oh, okay. Just something hot. Yeah. A little sailor suit, I guess.

Schoolgirl. Schoolgirl. So now you've been a porn star for how long? Eight months.

Eight months. That's all. And already your winning awards are at least nominated. Wow.

And how long have you been transitioned? Oh, God. Like eight years? Eight years.

So when did you start? How old were you? Oh, God. I was like early 17, late 18.

And what was your process like? It was actually really easy for me. Like I already passed pretty well and I'm really determined. So I did about everything I needed to do within a year.

And after I did the process of name changes and getting my estrogen and stuff like that, a year was already up and I was on my way. Wow. It's amazing how simple it is, which is good, I think.

Yes. Yes. Since I was good. Even though you don't want to change anything in yourself.

Myself. Not yourself. But people should be able to mix up their hormones and salines and body parts, whichever which way, right?

Have you got any mixed up parts? Goddess? I got mixed up parts. I like giving mixed up parts too.

You like giving them? Yeah, yeah. I knew them. I knew you were a doctor at heart.

Yeah, I knew you were a doctor at heart. Yeah. I like doing saline infusions. Saline infusions.

I've heard that you took one. Yeah. Once. Yeah.

I used to do many times. Yeah, I used to do my own tits quite a bit. They blow up? Yeah.

They blow up. Temporary. They're temporary tits, yeah. Temporary tits.

You get tits for about 24 hours. I can do your tits. What do you do with them? If you wanted.

Well, not this 24 hours. He's going to get the surgery first, okay? Did you ever do his tits? I mean, can you do it to a penis?

You can do it to testicles and blow up the testicles really big and they look like weird Easter eggs. You can add some food coloring. Really?

Do you like that stuff? No. He's not into that. Not particularly.

It's not his thing. Well, we have to ask because we're all thinking that, you know, you probably do like that stuff. What do you like? Oh, I like, boy, you're getting me.

He likes being tied up and beat. Yeah. Tied up and beat. Pretty simple stuff.

Yeah. Being in service to her. In service. He likes women in really shiny clothes and high heels.

I like a lot of weird stuff. There's a big list. I'll give you the list later. When did you realize that you like this stuff?

I was just talking about this. You have a variations magazine over there. When I was 12, the first time I jerked off was to Kink. I didn't understand the Titty magazine.

It was to a husband in service to his wife, right? So, yeah, it's my sexuality since I was a teenager for sure, the whole time. And then, of course, you majored in human sexuality at San Francisco State. I was a major.

One of my alma mater's too. I'm a minor. Oh, you went there too? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you went to state? I did. For my master's. Easy school.

To study sexuality as well? No, no, no. So you didn't have the same teachers? No, no.

Psychology. No, no. Psychology. Yeah.

Do I get to hold the snake at some point? Would you like to? This is Eve from the Garden of Eden. I want to hold the snake.

Yes, I remember her. I thought she was appropriate for the snake. See, she's got me in bondage now. We went to the same school and you know, I'm from Newton.

Yeah, I'm from Boston. Yeah. How about that? That's awesome.

Boston. Give me that snake. Snake doesn't want to come. No, not a snake.

I'm a friendly Jewish man. Come here. All right. And Jamie.

All right. Now I'm stoked. Now. It's Jamie's mic.

Oops. Where's my... Where's my... Okay.

My guy is not there, but it's okay. Oh, Jamie French. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Now, of course, you tie in with the Franco and American theme. Right? Absolutely.

Yep. There you go. Okay. Are you French?

Not at all. And I haven't heard that a million times. Right. Ever.

Yeah. No. And my favorite fruit is French fries. Yeah.

My favorite salad dressing is French fries. Are you upset when they were going to call... When they wanted to stop calling them French fries? No.

I missed that, but I slept right through that. Yeah. Probably better off. It was weird.

It was a weird time. It was. Yeah. It was a million years ago.

So are you here for the Tranny Awards? Yes. Yes, I am. Are you...

Nominated? No. This is the first year I haven't been nominated, which is great because the pressure's off. I go to the awards and I just drink and hang out and it's amazing.

You're drinking and hanging out? Well, that sounds good. Familiar. Right here.

Right. Very good. Very good. And I understand you too have been hanging out.

Yeah. Actually, we came here as an item. Yep. Okay.

Really? Well, very, very nice. Well, you know, since you're an item and since you're talking about drinking, I was wondering if you'd like to sample the drink of choice here at...

What do you got? Well, yes. How about that? That's good.

Cocoa leaf liquor. Oh, and of course the alcoholics among us like this too. And it matches your hair and your... Okay.

Cocoa liquor? Cocoa... Cocoa, yes, actually. Is it made from cocaine?

Cocoa the flag. The flag. Cocoa the clown would... It's cokey the clown.

Cokey the clown. Cokey the clown. Right. It was close enough.

Cokey likes coke, but this is not what you think it is. It is... I heard we could do that on the show. It's not what you hope it is.

Okay. Where is my trusty assistant? I think I need help with the agua. Where is Teja?

Teja? Teja. Teja? This snake is so rad.

Okay. Little snake bondage. But don't let her go around the corner there. Keep her...

Watch out, because when she gets really excited and people are fucking... Agua time. Okay. Do you have sex with this snake?

Is that what happens? No, you know, he hangs around a lot like that. I might have sex while the snake is kind of... You know, it's more socially acceptable to have a snake with snake sex than dog sex.

That's right. You can have sex with this snake. Snake sex is sexy. Dog sex is...

No, no. If you were holding a chicken, it would be absolutely unacceptable. This is kind of cool. People have sex with their dogs in the room and the dog kind of rubbing around.

No, they get licked by their dog. That's what they do. Have you had sex with a dog? I have not had sex with a dog, but I've done quit...

No, no, I wouldn't like to. But, you know, I've done some reading about... Well, you know, when I was 14 years old... They put themselves...

I admit, I was at my girlfriend, Ruthie's house. Oh. And we... Do you say Ruthies?

Ruthie. Not Ruthie. No, Ruthie. And she had this little dog and she said, hey, Susie, watch the dog go down on me.

And he did. Wow. Did she just... She didn't put peanut butter?

She didn't put peanut butter? There was no manipulation. I think she could have put... She did a little manipulation.

A little gravy? Yeah, a little something that I didn't maybe know about. Dog rape? We've had that argument.

I think it's okay. See, he thinks it's okay. I think it's not okay. I don't feel like it's rape.

The dog doesn't know what's going on. The dog's getting the peanut butter. The dog's not consenting though. This isn't important.

The dog is consenting. The dog is not consenting. The dog wants the peanut butter. The dog doesn't want the quit.

There's no wrong happening to the dog. The dog is doing fine. The dog doesn't want the quit. I don't think the dog ends feeling violated.

I don't think so. All right. This is an important ethical question. Yes.

And I don't know if we're going to be able to solve it. No. No. Because you know...

The goddess is right. The goddess is always right. You have to bow to that. You have to go with that.

Because the consensuality of that is very difficult to determine. Because if you put the peanut butter in a bowl versus... What if you put it in your hand? What if you put it in your hand?

That holds it in their hand. Is that worse than holding it here? He says the different body parts don't mean anything different. I'm not so sure.

I think there's different body parts mean different things. I might agree with him. But because I also worship you... He's incondescending me too.

He's incondescending all around. And my knee hurts now. So appreciate it. Okay.

So now we have the agua going around in our penis shooters that were given to us by adultplayparlor.com. Wow. Don't drink yet. Don't drink yet.

Thank you so much for embarrassing me. And maybe we should take the snake while the drinking begins. She's getting ready to choke you. Because I know...

Let's see. Yeah, there you go. There you go. There's no way you're going to drink it out of your penis.

Maybe we should take the snake and put the snake away. Look how she looks out for me. I care. I care about you.

Who wants to put the snake away? That's a career ender right there. I'll totally put the snake away. Can you put the snake away?

Yeah. Okay. Make sure to seal the cage. Don't drink yet.

She'll come out later. Okay, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we are now going to have our agua shots. So what kind of scenes are you up for in your tyranny awards? Numerous ones.

There's a couple hard cores I am with other trans women, one with a guy. It's just a variety of different scenes that I'm up for. And DVDs in my website, there's so many nominations. I have to at least win one of them.

Yeah. Well, I mean, is it like for blowjobs or anal or... Love scene or... Basically they narrow it down to like best hardcore, best solo...

Yeah, they're a lot more general about it. Yeah, stuff like that. I mean, sometimes they're varied, but with the awards this year, they simplified it a little bit. Okay.

I have a question. So now we have... I want to ask her a question. Oh.

You'll be to ask me a question for one second. Okay, okay, okay. Because we're going to start the agua shots. Oh, yeah.

But somebody has to come up here for the agua shots so that we can bring up our other guests. Yes, we have other guests. We have multiple guests here. So that should be me.

Yeah, that probably should be you. But you will get a microphone and you can act like you're a big star. I'm not... No, shut up.

You are a big star. Act like it. Since age. And you can have this mic here.

Right here. Come on up here, girly. I just like being close to you. Oh, I love you being close to me.

With that cute tuxedo dress. Here we go. And now, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, I present to you Ms. Kelly Stax. Hello.

All right. Kelly Stax, welcome to the womb room. Thank you. You're a virgin.

I am. Be gentle, please. Wow. You look like such an experienced girl in so many ways.

And you have your monkey bars. I do. And I am so excited to see them because I've enjoyed playing with monkey bars for the last few weeks. But now, you're like Miss Monkey Bars, aren't you?

Yes. Really. And you've got to... The monkey bars is to hold...

It's like love handles, extra love handles. That's exactly what they are. Right, right, right. So you really have a lot to love.

Thank you. It's all so hot, right? And you want to sort of model those monkey bars a little bit? Let's see how they look here.

Yeah. This is... Oh, and they've got your name on them. Kelly Stax.

You brought me a pair. Aww. Can you personally? Look at that.

Look it. These are kind of amazing. They're pretty amazing. It's a good idea.

You tried it? No, but it's a good idea. It's just like the idea. Something to hold onto.

Who can argue with something to hold onto? There's no talking, just pulling. Now, I would want you to put them on me, but you look so good just sitting there.

Oh, I can definitely put them on you if you want to. Well, yeah, maybe you should. Maybe you should... Wow, why don't we get class to do it?

The gangster of porn. Oh, okay. He's scarier looking than you. He'll be gentle at first.

He'll be gentle at first. He'll be like, I want to feel it. Protect me. Have you thought of a bicycle bell on one of those?

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Booker, booker. Okay, here we go. Now, you appreciate my rubber thing here.

It's not really rubber, though. What is it? PVC. PVC, right?

But it's hard to get real rubber. It tears, and it's a pain in the ass. It's the worst. It's the worst that it should have.

Super expensive and super delicate. It is. It's worth it. So, here we go.

Sweaty. It's got my name on it. I'm so excited. And I just so happen to be wearing pink.

I swear to God. Total coincidence. Well, you know. Big arms to hold me.

Okay, talk amongst yourselves. I'm getting my picture taken. You're actually listening to radio when we are... I'm getting hooked in here.

This is a form of bondage. And the rubber bordello at the speakeasy. By the way, you should all go out and get rubber bordello. I think you can download the music on iTunes.

And you can get the DVD where? On the website. On the website. Stockroom.

Stockroom is going to carry it soon. They're going to be the first people to carry it. Yeah. It's coming out on vinyl, too.

I'm 12 inch. On vinyl. If you like record albums. I see, I see.

Wait, I want to try it. Yeah. Okay, if you're going to try, can you take your outfit off? Good point, good point.

Thank you. I like that. Lady knows how to direct herself. She only wants me on because I take my clothes off.

That's a good reason. Doesn't she sound like a bad girl that must be spanked? Why is that so wrong? Yeah.

That's a very good reason. It sounded like a bad girl. Totally. Oh, God.

She just wants to look at me. Look at this. Excuse me, brothers and sisters. Nice.

Y'all like this right here? Are y'all enjoying this? Amen and amen. Oh, yes.

And there's beautiful natural titties. Now she's going to give it to me. Give it to her. For us, grab the monkey book, grab the handles.

And pray. There you go. Bend her over. There's thrust.

Grab her ankles. There you go. Okay. Slightly.

There you go. There you go. Oh, yeah. Oh, count me, baby.

Good job. Good job. Yeah. Bend it to her.

Monkey bars, baby. Monkey bars in the building. Oh, yeah. She's throwing it back at you.

Oh, yeah. She likes that. That's my stuff. She's ready.

She's ready. Sin, baby. Good job, ladies. Y'all give it up for them.

Good job. Good job. Well, thank you very much. And thank you.

You sure that was your first time doing that? No, it wasn't my first time. I didn't say it was. I didn't say it was.

I didn't say it was. I didn't represent myself, Mr. Swab. That was my first time using a handle. Actually, AJ has brought us monkey bars before.

But these are the first ones with my name on them. Your skirt's falling off. I know. I don't really have...

This is like half a skirt, but half a skirt is better than none. Your skirt. I don't know about that. I think none is the best.

I think none is best. Unless you're in the convent. Ooh, look at you. Yeah.

You look so hot. All right. So you're going to show us how it's done. Well, the goddess Soma knows how it's done.

The fabulous Agua shots. First, do we take... We find a body part on our friend. Someone.

Someone, hopefully other than ourselves. Although some people have done it to themselves. Which body part do you want? Whatever body part you'd like.

Toshi is prepared. Toshi, do it on there. You can do it on there. And then you lick that body part to wet it.

Yes. Make sure it's smooth and free of hair. Or bugs. Or lint.

Or whatever. Or other people's saliva. And then you place the salt in a pattern that is pleasing to you. And then you lick the salt.

Lick salt. Okay. Oh, what are you having? Place the salt.

Place the salt on the buttocks. Right. There we go. And then we lick it up.

Pass it around. We all can... Thank you. Okay.

Look at her arms. And now did you lick? You're keeping me waiting. You're keeping me...

I don't want to spill the salt. It's bad luck. Yeah. Okay.

And... Ooh. Nice. Good marketing with that.

Agua. Nice licky-licky. Now take it. Now drink it.

Yes. Okay. So now... Oh, aren't they so chased?

Look at that. Licking on the... She's still licking my ass. I need somebody to lick.

You need somebody to lick? Well, you know, we'll lick you. Come on up here. Or you could lick...

I mean, I'm sure you could have lots of volunteers. Sounds like a song. Come on up. Okay.

I want your tush, too. Yeah. She has a lot of tush excitement here. I don't know about going over this way.

Yeah, just come on up around this way. Yeah, I think that's best. And somebody else can take the seat if you like, who... Actually, Justin, why don't you say hi?

Okay. And here she is. Kelly Stax. Take a microphone.

Okay, so you ladies figure out the licking. Did you guys finish your licking? Did you have your shot? Yeah, it's weird.

Yeah. It's great. It's lovely. Would you teach him some manners, please?

Smack him. This is the best... Look at this. It burned a lot, okay?

It burned. Thank you, ma'am, for the shot. Thank you, ma'am, for the shot. Well, really?

Manners. Bucker. Right. Have you ever been whacked publicly or only privately?

A lot publicly. A lot publicly. But not by Dr. Suzy. You can whack if I...

There's not been any whacking by Dr. Suzy before. No, there has not. Nothing at all. There could be whacking by Dr. Suzy.

There could be, actually. And actually, I understand that... I just even brought whacking tools. You brought whacking tools?

Whacking tools. And I have Jux Leather whacking tools, too. Whacking tools. By the camera guy right back there, Jux Leather.

But we have plenty of whacking tools. All right. Have another one, even if it burns. Okay.

So, now, how was yours? It was good. I liked it. You did.

Good girl. She actually licked it off my breast, so... Licked it off your breast. Absolutely.

Can I see your breast? Okay. Just one of them and you won't see both of them. No, both would be good.

You're gonna lick it and then you put salt on it. Oh, look at that. Beautiful. Wow.

And then you lick it and then you take the shot. Very nice. Thanks. What size are they?

Oh, they're a D. D? D. Are they...

I have to get it. Surgical or... Yes? The surgical.

I was actually thinking about getting them a little bigger, but I might not because people like them, so... Well, I like them. Thank you.

You can touch them if you want. Yeah. I think I'll reach over and touch some. Oh, I'm jealous now.

I want to touch some. Oh, very nice. I do. I like them.

Very squeezable. Yes. Soft skin. Very nice.

Thank you. Pleasure was all mine. Okay. Well, how are we doing over here?

You were just licking up the buttocks. Okay. And so how far did we get? I got all of it.

You got all of it. Good girl. Good girl. All right.

And did you get some off of her? Oh, yeah. I got her thigh. Right off my thigh.

Her thigh. Yeah. Of course. Can I see your thigh?

Look at that. What a thigh. Okay. Oh.

Are we going to do like a right down row your boat or something? In a, you know, kind of a Mongolian row? Oh, right. Like a train.

We're going to run a train. These are yours. Very nice. But, I mean, but you've left your dress on.

That's your job to get it out. Oh my God. I can't believe her dress is still on. Jesus.

How did that happen, folks? Where are you all? You didn't help me out here. Okay.

Well, Kelly stacks. Keep doing it. My challenge. I don't know if there's much challenge here.

I mean, it's pretty easy. You should do like a three way. It starts to come up all on its own. Can you do that?

Yeah, really. I see like a three way with that. My next seat is going to be featuring. Yes.

See, I can use this like four feet. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Show us all the ways that you can use this thing.

Yes. Oh, but take your top off first. Yeah. Can we see your boobs?

It's just not as effective, you know. Whoa. Wait, wait. You have to say that on purpose.

I'm shy. She's shy. Okay. So.

Okay. But here's the thing. I have to show us all the one moment though. One moment.

Wait. One moment. Okay. I want to know what you're whispering about.

We're talking about you. We're talking about you. Oh, I love. She's talking about the truth.

I love the statement. You see the golf tournament? I love the statement where you said something like it's not much of a challenge. It's really easy.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Little humiliation. It's good. Well.

That's hot. I was talking about Tiger Feltpart. He was talking about her boobs. Oh.

Well, now we see. I was talking about the golf tournament. Pebble Beach. Okay.

Well, I'm sure you were talking about all those things. Okay. So back to business. Here we go.

Monkey bars. Oh, look at the two rubbers holding hands. Wait a second here. We're just so gross.

Have you had sex? What kind of sex have you had? I have sex. All kinds of sex.

So many. Yeah? The other way. You have to wear these.

What does that mean? What's all kinds of sex? All different variations of sexual sex. Yeah, like what though?

Exactly. What does that mean? Depends what part. Details.

Depends if I'm with a biological woman, trans woman or a guy. Yes. With her. Yes and yes.

We did anal. Mishneh. He's on top. He's on top.

Oh, I'm on top. I'm the one that can drive at home. You're on top. I'm pretty good at being on top.

Who's going on? Yeah. And how about you, Jamie? Well, no, I totally.

I bought him. It was last night. And tonight we're going to go back to her place and we're going to switch it around. Wow.

You've got a lot of responsibility there. Can you do it right now? Actually, we're very comparably sized. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I know. It's great. Comparably sized. Yeah.

It's a good size. You mean seven and a half? Seven inches. Seven and a half.

What do you call it? What do you call it? You don't call it. Fucking.

No, but I mean. Do you call it a cock? Or do you call it a cocklet? Oh, cocklet.

Oh my God. We're not regarded about it. They're just cocks. Okay.

They're just cocks. They just wanted to make sure. They're so funny tonight. Well, like hot girl penis.

That's great. This is going very well. Yes. Okay, I like it.

Right? Look at that. Okay. Very good.

Wow. No, where's mine? Okay, wait. Let me out.

Let's do it the other way. You should take the whole dress off. Yep. Susie.

That's perfect. Pee-pee, what up? Either that or pull it up. Pull the dress up.

No. Like this way? Big awesome ass. Look at it.

Ta-da. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. You don't even want to touch it. The ass of Kelly Stax.

Too much. Too much awesomeness. Okay, check it out. Okay.

Monkey bars, baby. Monkey bars, baby. All right. So now we have some more monkey bar activity.

That's amazing. You can see that you can get some traction in any position. Shout out to Mike Beatle for that right there. Yeah, look at that.

Beautiful. Okay. So how do you like it, Sid? Is this your first time with monkey bars?

Yes. Yeah. My first time with monkey bars. Yeah, and are you having fun?

Yeah. I'm going to grab them again. Oh, grab them again. Listen to her.

That's like stick it in again. Yes. Mm-hmm. It's actually between me and the whole guy.

Okay. Okay, you guys can't talk off of the microphones. All right. But that's okay.

So let's hear it for the monkey bars. And Kelly Stax and Sin Sage. They're fun. What else can we do?

All right. What else can we do? You know what just happened? I know that.

What happened? I just pissed all over myself in the bathroom. That's why you lost your seat. No.

Right. It's a tilt thing. Oh, and we love a man in a skirt. You know.

Are you carrying any underwear under that? Of course not. You can't. Yeah, that's supposed to.

Right? Because you're supposed to scare the enemy. Oh. Right?

Isn't that what the scotch, you know, the whole purpose is lift up your skirt and show them that. You have to have a boner though, right? Do you have to have an army of boners to scare?

I'm not going to hear what that means by scare the enemy. Yeah. Because that's a great dignity name. Mm-hmm.

Hey there. Well, hello, guys. Hello. Introduce yourselves, please.

I mean, you're monkey bar guys, right? I literally just wanted to hear that too. I'm actually a winner. You're the inventor of the monkey bars.

Okay. So tell us the inspiration. What did you, did it come in a dream? It just, I really don't know how it came.

It just came. Well, you got to think of a line. Go with that. Go with that.

It came in a dream. Purple fish. Something. Right.

Okay. Yeah. Or else you felt like you needed it while you were having sex. You imagined it while having sex.

Absolutely. You know, you were holding on to the ladies love handles and she said, ouch. He's a humble genius. He's a humble genius.

Yeah. And what's your part in it? Are you part of the entourage or? I'm president of the company.

Oh, excusez-moi. No problem. Okay. Thank you for the monkey bars.

You're welcome. You're welcome. You look beautiful. Oh, wow.

Thanks. Thanks. Well, you know, they fit. Yeah.

I appreciate it. I guess they're adjustable, which is good. Right. Right.

Very nice. So, uh, so you use these in your private life? Of course. You do?

Of course. Yeah. You have to test the product first. You do?

Right. Okay. Okay. All right.

They're definitely doing that. Oh, look at this pussy here. We've got, we've got pussy. Pretty cat pussy.

Womb in the womb room. Pee-pee. All right. This is, uh, we're getting some action going on here.

So now how about a little, would you like to do some action? I love to. What would you like to do? What would you like me to do?

Well, I don't know what your specialty is. My specialty is usually topping, but I'm not sure if you want me to do that. Well, no. Jamie would have to want you to do that.

Look, Jamie. A lot of people want you to do that. But I'd lend you my monkey bars. You know what?

Actually, I kind of want some monkey bars with my name on it. Oh, with you. Well, tonight, there's no time to put your name on it. I know, I know.

But you could borrow them. I think Swab triple lecture do a body shot. Okay. On you.

On me. On you. Absolutely. Absolutely.

All three. All three, because he needs big body shot. Let's do it. Of course.

Let's do it. Okay. Well, I, what can I say? Yes.

Okay. Assemble for the body shot here, folks. All right. And now let's talk about what you would like to do as the topping thing.

Well, it depends what you want me to do. I want you to, you know. That's kind of a submissive answer though. You can't say as a top, what would you like me to do?

I'm not really submissive. If I could choose, depending on what the show is about, I could probably top pretty well. Well, the show is about the rubber bordello.

And we're not all wearing rubber. So basically just the bordello. But we're not, you know, it's not like Johns and James. It's just basically the womb room.

Right. So you do what you want. But, you know, wow. I mean, she's doing a pussy pop right here.

Yes, she's presenting herself pretty well. She's definitely presenting herself. There's two. But, you know, there's lots of opportunities for presentations here.

And look at this. Here we go. We've got, okay. Decisions.

Decisions. Wow. Wow. Triple X.

Can you do this on the internet? I see you do it. I think we're getting sketchy here. I think we have to move the butts.

Scoot you. Scoot you. Here we go. That's where the triple X comes from.

I just want to say this is not cocaine. No. This is not cocaine. It's salt.

That's the same thing that Cokey the Clown said. Pants are falling off. Isn't that what Cokey the Clown said? Yeah.

Okay. Woo. Yeah. We also have to say, despite the presence of,

fat mic of no effects, that there is no piss in the Agua. Hey. I'm gonna run to you, Ag Mike. I just wanted to reassure my...

You're bringing all this to me. You watch the internet, don't you? You're on the internet. You read stuff.

You're trying to psych-analyze me. Let's see it. No. You did some research.

I didn't know you knew about the me pissing in the... She researched everything. All right. So did you want to use me or...?

I want to abuse you. You want me to use you? Yes. I want to use you.

Okay. Come on up here. One second. Come on up here.

And Jux, why don't you take a seat there with your camera so you can take pictures and say hi at the same time. Okay. Jux Lee, brothers and sisters.

Hello. Hello. I like the bell. I like the monkey bars.

You have your name on it. It's so good. Yeah. You know?

You want to have your name on something when you're getting fucked by someone, right? Well, no. You want people to know who it is? This is mine.

It's me. It's almost like pissing on someone. It's like marking your territory. It's football jersey.

You have to mark your territory, right? Now, do you want to have your name on the bars, on the person that you're fucking or you want to have your name on your own bars? What?

Or you want to have the name on the person that you're fucking. Person you're fucking. Person you're fucking. Property.

Yeah. Property of. Property of. All right.

This is mine. Property of. Okay. I got it.

All right. Okay. So here you are. You look great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, the microphone here is being used as a bondage thing. We have ropes for that. Tiger woods.

I can see that. We use the microphone for microphones. Ooh, microphone. All right.

So Tiffany Star. Yeah, that's me. Would you just like to do a sexy striptease to rubber bordello music? How about that?

Sexy striptease. I guess I can do that. Okay. Can we have some rubber bordello music?

Music, please. I don't know if that's what we really had in mind. Oh, okay. Hilarious.

I think we have some here that you, right? We love the props here. So, Jux. Yes.

Thank you so much for providing the floggers for last year's, not last year's, last week's. Last week's, yes. Yes.

And we had a lot of fun with those. Got those. I actually brought some more. And you brought some more.

I've got some for you. They're stashed over on the side. Oh. I can run around and grab them.

Well, sure. That would be nice. Okay. Well, did we find the rubber bordello music?

Or are we just not going to ignore me? Okay. We're getting it for you. Oh, we are getting it.

Okay. We are getting it. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Yeah. You just widen them up. Here we go. Okay.

So, here we go now. Rubber bordello, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Soma snake oil directed and written. Music by Fat Mike.

Dance by Tiffany Star. Flaming cock right there. All the toys. Mr. K, down for a moment, please.

I was wondering if perhaps we could have a little bit of vlogging or whatever, whatever the goddess would enjoy doing with her goddess. Who's my victim?

Who's your victim? Wow. Well, what about the one you're sitting on? How about that guy?

That guy. Yeah. I mean, we're all your victims. I'm so sore already.

Oh, I'm sure. That's what she said last night. You're used to it by now. You've got to be victim.

I'd like something prettier anyway. Well, we'll give you a victim if I don't know. You don't choose one. We will.

I like that one. This one. Yeah. This is a good one.

You're trying to get me to do things that I'm not comfortable with on the internet. Do you know sin? Oh, Riley, you met tonight for the first time.

Wait, where's the mic? Where's the mic? Once I snorted some ecstasy in Singapore. I hate when I have this.

Did you meet Soma tonight for the first time? How much worse can you... Yeah, I think it was the first time. Oh, okay.

I think I know who she was. We know each other, but... Oh, yeah. Never played.

Oh, she stays off. Well, I'm so thrilled that tonight is the first night that you'll be playing with the great goddess Soma's snake oil. I'm a little scared.

I don't know her... She's a little scary. You should be very afraid. You know, she's a little bit scary.

She's just so fabulous, though. She looks so innocent. She's ready for blood splatter, she said. Blood splatter.

No blood splatter. No? No. Not until we're done with surgery.

Off the camera. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

So what area... What do you need here? Is this where we're going to play? She's taking control already.

This is the area. Yes. Yes, this is the area of play. I like that outfit.

Mercy, if you need to stop. Mercy, if you need to stop. Mercy is a sexy word. Right.

Mercy and Russian. You got to say it in Russian. I don't know about these. This is good.

She likes the softy. Let me just plug it. We'll try it. Softy stuff.

Oh, no. I won't mark you anymore. I'm not really remembering. But...

So make me try it. On your back and on your ass. Okay. Look at this ass.

And look at these panties panty boy. Purple lace. I love those panties. She can't have them.

I love them. I can floss my teeth with those panties. Okay. So we have soft floggers.

And are they rubber? They're kind of a little... You might want to stand back, Susan. Leathery thing here.

She's double loaded. She's... Let the games begin. Okay.

I think I'll go over here. Where's Mike Biddle at? Be careful. There we go.

I think Monkey Mike is going to do it. Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, fuck yeah.

This is that lovely Florence B. movement. She's been battered in that. She's been really bad. Yeah.

And... Yeah. I see the coloration coming in. Yes.

Doesn't that feel good? Oh. Yes, it does. Oh, you mean her?

Here, here. You're sitting on the microphone. I hate when that happens. How's that feel?

It feels awesome. Like a trip to the spa. She could probably go a little bit harder. Yeah, you see that's why she brought the big ones.

Harder on my back and back. Great soundtrack, by the way. That's an amazing soundtrack. Well, it ought to be a great soundtrack.

It's by Fat Mike. Fat Mike. Yeah. Very burlesque.

Fat Mike did it right. He did it right. And I don't think he's... BHAT.

I mean, is this the first ragtime thing you've ever scored? I think it's the first ragtime thing anyone's ever scored. Besides the sting. Oh.

Yes, it is. Ouch. Speaking of sting. Speaking of sting.

Yeah, you know. That's my girlfriend. That's my girlfriend right there. Right.

What do you think about that? Oh, she's the best friend ever. You're so proud. You're so proud, I see.

Aren't you proud of your girlfriend? I'm proud of his girlfriend. Oh, okay. And don't you a little bit wish it was you being whacked?

A little bit? Yeah, for sure. All bit. I think a lot of it.

Every bit. Oh, okay. And he needs another Agua shot or whatever he wants. I think this is the only day off right now.

My day on. Beautiful movement. That's so nice. I had six days off.

What do you think of her ass? Oh, my God. I remember. Amazing.

Epic ass, right? Beautiful ass. Very spankable. Very spankable ass.

This is Black History Month. I'd take the whole month off. That's right. Yes, thank you with your hand too.

I love that. Let's get a little bit of that sound here. The spanking. That must be an inspiration for the beat right there.

Very, very nice. It's all about the cupping. Yes, cupping of the hand. Feels so good.

You're a spanking expert. How's she doing? Oh, oh my God. She's a good spanker.

She's got it. Wow. She's been doing this since she was a little girl, right? Who did you spank first?

My brother, of course. Oh, of course. Wow. Was he older or younger?

Tell the Bible story. Tell the Bible story. The Bible story. The Bible story.

The story of the Bible is I came from a very religious home and prayed a lot. What religion? Christian. Well, and Jewish.

Christian and Jewish. Oh my God. We did Sabbath and... Yeah.

Yeah, anyway. Oh, you got both. And while I was reading the Bible and praying, sometimes I'd get turned on. Wow.

And I would rub the Bible on my Genesis. That's a real setback. The Bible. And then, of course, I fell on the psalms afterwards and had to punish myself.

Bible story talent in Spain. Wow. How did you ever do it with a crucifix? No.

Not until much later. It shaped like a dildo. I know. Yeah, but you didn't think of it.

Right. There's clearly an art to this. I see. Very sensual.

Oh. Do you still... Are you still religious? I guess in that I'm a goddess and I like to be worshiped.

But other than that... I know. Yeah, yeah. You're religious.

Sexy. Sexy. You have to be in shape to spank. Look at that.

Right. That's a real workout right there. Where's Kelly? Oh, my God.

That's a male. Oh, my God. She's doing good. I think she's a bliss of sexuality.

I think Kelly should happen, too. Yeah. What happened to Kelly? Oh, there she is.

She needs to be spanked. I finally vlog her. I think so. For walking off, she needs to be spanked.

Absolutely. Mr. C is coming to the stage. There she is. OMG.

The professional herself. Oh, Mr. C is back. Well, hello there. Hi, Mr. C.

Welcome back to the speakeasy. You're home away from home. I'm so happy to be back. Oh, love you.

Thank you. Okay. And you brought your toys, I say. Yes.

Well, Kelly. Oh, like weapons. Yes, this is your lubricalian whip here, the red one. Thank you, the red one.

Oh, yes. And we have the mink chinchilla glove here. She looks beautiful. Oh, look at this beautiful ass.

It is so rosy red. Yes, it is. Oh, yes, brothers and sisters. Just have a look at the ass for a second here.

Wow. Nice. Just one moment. We need to turn your ass to the side here.

Yes. Look at that. That is a work of art. Good job, goddess.

So beautiful and rosy and not dented or, I mean, like, you know, no blood vessels broken or anything like that. Perfectly round. Oh, bruising. Rosy bottom.

Very nice. Very nice. Okay. So now we have, we have the asses lining up, brothers and sisters.

Whoa. There we go. That's what I'll be waiting for. So here we go.

Okay. Okay. So now who's spanking this? We have this white ass.

That is a pretty piece of work right there. That was time to... Is that what she allows to spank? I don't know.

I think it's coming up. The only one that she allows to spank that ass. That is a heart breaking. Breaking my heart.

Okay. Well, your heart is broken. Break time? Break time.

Not really break time so much as just, you know, they're doing something. So I thought I'd just walk over. Oh, wow. There's a woman on her knees on the stage.

Oh. Okay. Now there's some serious whacking. And hey, there's wide open beaver.

So nobody needs to hear from me right now. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

Wide open beaver. Kelly stacks. Get her. Get her.

Get her stacks. I see you. Yeah. Look at the beaver.

Show me why they call her stacks. Do we want to like... Put something in there? Like a pussy pipe or something?

Yeah, something to ram... Maybe a pussy pipe? Ramification. How about the pussy pipe?

Yeah. Are there monkey bars up there at all? A monkey bars. Yeah.

You know, the monkey bars are here. Maybe you should be wearing the monkey bars, Kelly. You know, promote your... The president.

Yeah. Promote your daddies. Yeah. Right.

There you go. Put the... Mount the monkey bars. Mr. C knows all about it.

Mr. C is... Professions. Getting it on their call. She's loving that ass.

Look at that. Oh, yes. There goes the ass. And now she's just whacking around.

Way with that pussy. There you go. Okay. She's a bad girl.

And we're in the bubble zone, brothers and sisters. Yeah. Couldn't wait. I think she'll be a double spanking going on right now.

Very nice. Yeah. All right. Thank you, Mr. C.

Well, I think we have... Let's see the Flaugers that Jux brought. I want to see these Flaugers. Actually, you were such a fan of the Moose Flaugers when I was here.

Last week, I thought I would give you the... Well, not the same ones, but a pair of Moose Flaugers. Oh. Okay.

Oh. Those are nice. Look at me. Nice.

Very nice. Great gift. Wow. Thank you so much.

Wow, fair. Oh, yes. There you go. And these are really fun.

They kind of go around like this. Up and over. Up and over. Not under.

Up and over? Yeah. Okay. You can go up and over.

You can go any way you want. Thank God. They will spin. Except you shouldn't hit the mistress, right?

Whoa. She hits back. Oops. All right, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

Well, we are whacking and spanking and... Whacking. And now I'm deserted suddenly. What the...

All right. So, Fat Mike, you should come up here and sit with me. Fat Mike, get up. I agree.

I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.

I agree. I agree. I agree. Honestly, face him.

Where's the portable microphone? It is... Shout out to Fat Mike with the leather referencing of the microphone. Here it is.

There we go. Monkey. Mike is in the building. Where's the snake?

Between your legs, mate. They got bitten. You there Why you need to have something to play with no this is a you know this whole thing is just weird

Yeah, yeah, it's weird for you and you have headphones. I don't have any headphones Oh, we actually do have another set of headphones. Where's some headphones? Let's get I don't need headphones like I can win this I can hear you. Can we get some headphones? Where's sins headphones? Mike needs some head phones. Yeah, here we go It's a better experience. Can you get Mike some head phones? There we go. Here we go. All right. Whoo. Now you got some head phones

So, so what are we doing? Well, we're just talking about yeah Well, you seem scared. I'm not I'm not scared. I'm comfortable in front of the camera. You said that this is weird I meant you're weird. No There's cocks everywhere this it's like a sex show candle cocks. They're flaming cocks

There's there's some flaming cocks and there's people are smoking pot. I don't know. It's weird They're all medically licensed and it's okay. Oh, you're all are you nervous because your goddess is gone. Yes Yeah, I think that's the problem. Where did she go right? So come get me she doesn't like me

flirting with with older women when I'm not around Experienced I hate when that happens this is your time So your thesis tell me about your thesis. I had a thesis. Yeah, it was on porn and you know

I don't like to talk about college because punk rockers don't like to know I went to college But I asked you a question. My thesis was on pornography. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with pornography at all and most males Bad views on women are from mainstream media and not

And the big movie I expressed was gone with the wind because Red Butler raped Scarlett O'Hara and he didn't give him stairs raped her and she woke up with a smile on her face And that is going to give well man Much an idea much more than pornography is right. Well, that gives the man the idea that it's okay

And the woman the woman will wake up and send it when she said no. Yeah, we're screaming She was screaming and punching him in morning Smiling. Yes. Thank you Role play

And Gone with the Wind was seen by more people in any other movie but it only cost a nickel to see it so It doesn't really count Yeah, so did that did that influence you when you were growing up? Yeah, I yeah, I've never raped anybody Never raped. No. No. No. What do you think I kept you on the straight?

I got her porn looking at porn at an early age. Yeah, my mom had lots of porn Yeah, yeah, so you think that kept you like I'm kind of a small man. I don't think they would have gone well for me Hmm. Yeah, I don't know a lot of small men rape actually. Oh, yeah

I think that that's maybe that's even statistically been proven. Really. Yeah, I didn't mean small by Small minded Most of the men most of the men that rape are small-minded and and then look at the Yeah, a lot of the guys that that rape are kind of little. Yeah, what are my best friends who's raped by a woman when he was very young?

Hmm. I hate when that happens. I bet you don't Traumatize your goddess. Go. Where did my goddess go? so If you had this beautiful naked woman

To your left when she came in would she punish you for that? That's not gonna happen. It would be worth it. It would be very worth it Mike Oh Bad bad one too. Mmm. Mike. It would be worth to look at her

You could take a spanking for that. Yeah, I wouldn't know it's not spanking The razors are coming out. Oh, whoa That's what the suit is for okay Okay, don't even look that way one

Stop fucking with Mike. Oh My mohawk looks like shit. Oh, see you get to look at yourself my first mohawk You know, so do you know about the bonobos? No, what's the bonobos? You don't know about the bonobos? Here this is okay, you can you can hold this you're you're an environmentalist

Right, so the bonobos are the make love not war chimpanzee Chimpanzees will rip off your face. Well, they probably will. Yes. No, they will But you could you have a buddy chimpanzee for your whole life. They will rip off your face You're right. They did that lady the poor lady. First of all, yes

chimpanzees and bonobos are very strong. Fuck chimpanzees. No, no, no, no, no Mikey Where's the razors? Oh shit. Oh my god. Where is the God? He needs to be funny. Seriously, he just threw the bonobos on the floor. He might like that

She's back in chimpanzees. I told her that they rip off your face He didn't wait for me to explain about their troubles. I can explain to me. Okay, but I think I like monkey Thank you. I mean, is this just this punk rock thing? Yeah, okay, which we try to be offensive to society, right? He doesn't really mean it. Well, you manage. Okay, bonobos are the make love not war chimpanzees

Now they will rip off your face. It's like watch out. You try to hurt them If you try to hurt them there, you know, they've got long arms just like common chimps and and they're very strong Well, yeah, they they do so they've never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity Unlike common chimps who make a lot of war. Oh bonobos have a lot of sex and

They're very almost female superior very matriarchal. I like them. I like the females are in charge They get to eat first. I like to make sure they're very very aggressive about sex. They I love these Females see see it's all about love Mike

Mike love they like to and the female supremacy, but they will rip your face off if you do anything, you know But you know, you just can't hurt them But they won't kill you. They will face off all the time. Yeah, they'll do it like that. All right, but he was naughty Wasn't naughty. He was he wasn't really naughty. I mean just wait

To embarrass me you have to beat you up. She has permission Well, you have to help me though. I Know there was meatballs and free drinks Okay, so I got what I was promised

But you have to share the mic with her so glad she taught me that word before the show Oh It's a good name. It's a good punk rock name Matt Matt reockel Well, I've got this crazy weird

Silence right now. Yeah. No, it's good. It's good. That's what makes my radio show different And everyone knows Yeah, this is HBO Well, you know, this is a lot of things. This is this is this is your life Mike

Stop trying to put in my Liberate your inner bonobo my inner bonobo. Yeah, all right You check it out my tattoo he used to be the muck which tattoo I have a tattoo about My two passions in life are golf. That's the bonobo

And hey check out my tattoo Okay Oh Yes, yes

Golfing and SNM and with with very nice full-fashioned stock He's trying to make up for Mike, no, you're good. You're good. You didn't do nothing wrong. He's cool. He threw the monkey. He Threw it

Bars he needs raise your monkey bars might it's time. Are we doing razor blades down with that three toys from adult play parlor calm Take a toy. Oh You have to put it in this is an anal tail Okay, are you ready to put it in balls deep sure. Yeah, okay, come on up here

Toy toy. I like the show. Yeah. Yeah, I like the show shows good, right? Whatever you get. You have to play with Toy toy Toy Hey, Mike wants to pick a toy up his ass

Mike you might like Needs a toy Swap triple X needs a toy damn it. Here's why I don't want to insert the toy, right? You have to play with the toy Yes, president of monkey bars. Yeah, I would like for you to place

I Happens to be Yes, have her do it right there after purple pennies whoa We have all this hot wax. Yeah, your cock is coming cock is coming. Okay?

Oh, can you take your shirt off while you do that? Take the shirt off Play with this is the inventor is CEO of mucky bars up here right now Everyone

Bars on the stage now Okay I got one You want to take

How hilarious and swallow triple X did you see this coming never in a million years? Okay? Here we go. I picked this Mike I think you can have the wireless You know you sleep every night Monkey Mike is that a coat 45 look at my thumb is that a coat?

Hey Mike familiar not cold makes fantastic toys for anyone man. Oh, come on a little closer It's on the stage right now Does he know what he's doing dr. Susan? How you doing baby? Oh, I was I was just grinning for the camera And that's when I'll help. Okay, so now we are getting the adult play parlor anal tail

He's used to Into Kelly's Kelly you are amazing and Since age is getting it in there if it gets lost that's what the rubber is for

Yep. Yep. Okay. So how's it going there? I love it. How does it feel? It feels good. Thank you All right, let me shake a tail feather. Oh, yeah, pussy-pop, baby Mike you didn't do shit. Oh, yeah

Just applied some lubrication Yeah, did we get did we get a good make the sauces fly Kelly make the sauces fly our video in here of the tail, please That's that's lucky right there. Yeah Spit out come on in close come on. No, no, no don't no no no no no something else might spit out

Kentucky Derby never looks don't laugh too hard. Hang on a second. We're gonna where's where's those Tokyo Oh, mr. C. Oh Just with these very light

Or you can do it. Oh, I may okay. I'm okay. Her tail is that's a lady That's kind of that's a lot of respect level. We were talking about animal sex a little earlier Kentucky Derby That is a

Definitely is a style. That's right. You you learn well Over a nice visuals. Yeah, I Like the Yeah, don't don't be biased to one side, right? I'm trying to be equal opportunity as cheap

Oriental we apply the punishment to each cheek Good With the monkey bars on very good And a but there's a reason you're called and how is that out of that feel it felt so good. Do you like these nice strands here?

How do you choose your leather Jux? I've got tough leather. I've got soft leather. That's the moose. It's incredibly soft. The deer gets softer The suede gets harder, but I

Think Kelly and how does the tail feel inside of you right now? I'm enjoying it. I'm not ready to take it out yet No, no, no Kelly you're ready for this camera. It's yours. Do you want to pour hot wax on me? No candle in your ass while it's still lit Would you like some? You like the hot wax you want to pour hot wax on me. I'm getting so violated

Look at your beautiful Jewish I think Mike wants hot wax on Waxes nipples Dr. Suzy You're up here Mike. I think I want to get a candle. Can I put some on? Yeah, put some on Mike. You're between those nipples right there, Mike

Okay, so it's hot waxy time TV I was gonna do it to you. Yes lean back my dear She doesn't have it yet

Yeah, sprinkle those nipples dr. Suzy I'm not only a client I'm the I'm the CEO. Yeah There you go All right, we're all waxy now. Are you a doctor? Are you a little?

I'm a brain surgeon I liberate your inner bonobo From the closets of your brain your inner monkey bar Yes, the monkey bars I I love primates some people have a fear of chimpanzees

but I Mean, you know, not all primates are equal of course Most people act like baboons for instance, right? But this brothers and sisters lovers and sinners this is the bonobo way

And this is the way of the rubber bordello even though some people Between it's the way of taking out your violent aggressions and desires in play consensual and Fun reversing that waxes reverse it

Give her the Being taken out switch that up longer Kelly blogger People are going a little crazy bender over There you go

Monkey bar champion right get on the bed. Oh and here we have an accordion. I mean and Talk about rubber. Look at look at this. This is in your honor. Oh, and we have a pussy pipe You know if you just go with it, it's like a ride Roller it's not even something that you go what's happening. You're just you just go with the flow

Okay, so now we have Jamie We need the microphone Now we have Jamie French So let's turn down the music please and we're going to have a little accordion music

By Jamie French in her rubber out there. I'm going to do a little truncated version of a cure-tune Friday. I'm in love to Tejas smoking pot apparently out of Tiffany stars, but oh my goodness. I'll enjoy that This is

Doing the obvious things. I'll just wait for their cue. You can find us on swap triple X Ajay Jeff has been waiting for this all night. Get some pictures of him Oh, and I'm gonna screw this up hard core. What do you call this perversity without chagrin? My god, you're gonna smoke it out her asshole. It's a it's a big asshole night tonight for some reason

I'm not sure what I mean, you know, I I don't really plan these things This is the media erotica. Whoa But I think you really need to have this up with that tail in you girl. Yeah, definitely Okay, and now it's cool. We have oh, this is from adultplayparlor.com as well

This is a pussy pipe also known as a Peter Piper folks and I Am the Bordello mistress tonight

You are visiting Bordello mistress To the song not a real Bordello though LAPD Okay, so now we have a song. We have a song from Jamie French on accordion

Well, I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's gray and Wednesday to Thursday. I don't care about you. It's Friday. I'm in love And Monday you could fall apart Tuesday Wednesday break my heart. Oh Thursday doesn't even start. It's Friday. I'm in love

Sunday is always much too late, but Friday never Hesitates and I don't care if Monday Go ahead. Okay No, keep it going. Okay. I don't fuck. Sorry. I don't care if I am totally fucking this up

Johnny Lynch up here taking a break from tweeting. Hold on to take a smoke Tiffany stars butthole. There we go. I don't care if Monday Tuesday Wednesday heart attack. Oh Thursday never looking back. It's Friday. I'm in love Monday you could fall apart and Tuesday Wednesday break my heart. Oh Thursday

Doesn't even start. It's Friday. I'm in love And I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's gray and Wednesday to Oh Thursday. I don't care about you. It's Friday. I'm in love It's Friday. I'm in love

Let's Friday. I'm in love Thank you very much. Okay. Now wait. I want everybody to look at my fucking awesome girlfriend. Tiffany star We've been smoking out of her ass. So, you know where their sneakers on Yeah, no, no, no, you do what you like. Yeah, I mean, they're a little dirty the sneakers actually

Yeah, I think we're going into overtime Okay Naked Tiffany star totally naked. Yeah Woo. My penis has been in that. It's amazing. It's good stuff. Yeah. Hey, take one of those shots

Offer your tits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we have to kind of wind up the formal part of the show And then we're gonna have the informal part of the show. So we're we're we're at that stage right now brothers and sisters, but we're in a good we're gonna get a good moment here. I mean We're we're we're reaching critical mass

So, uh, so we're gonna we're gonna all say, uh, our our little good nights, uh, to our audience Where's my my captain? Are you gonna get in your seat captain to say good night? Okay All right, and then we're all going to assemble for a group picture. So don't go anywhere because we must have our group picture So, uh

So wow, this has been such an amazing show. I mean and and it's our our our last show for a few weeks while We steer through those rocky waters of Bladder country that got a soma would just love you could come to the hospital You could you could hang out with me and hold my hand and maybe point out the erotic aspects of this whole thing

USC and all the doctors all the doctors are waiting. They're they're all watching now All the nurses and the doctors. Oh, yeah. Well, he gave my card to everybody He's hoping that they're all jerking off. Yeah, he's just hoping they're perverts, which you know chances are they are Anyway, uh, well anybody that wants to go into an operating room cut people up as a pervert

All right So, oh, thank you. That's my chinchilla glow. Oh, don't show that to fat Mike Although I didn't buy it. It was given to me by a client I love it. Okay that way. I love it

It's a little anime. It's like vintage fur. Well, it's okay if someone else gives it to you Yeah, it was given. Okay, so so let's go through everybody. Uh, let's start with the monkey bar people Monkey bar people tell us about yourself. Where do we find you find monkey bars? Yeah You can go to www.monkeybars.com. You can also follow us on twitter

Okay, nobody knows how to spell that shit M-u-n-k-e-y barz One okay on twitter. Very good. Okay, and juxt. Where do we find you?

Uh, you can get over to juxt leather j-u-x-l-e-a-t-h-e-r dot com and uh, it'll give you contact Man, we talked on twitter today. If you want to follow me on twitter, suave x-x-x Suave, baby. Okay. All right. Let's go through who we are and where we find ourselves I'm suave. I'll go. I'll go. Oh, you want to go?

rubberbordello rubberbordello.com And you can get the dvd the filthy Silent movie at rubberbordello.com and you can get the soundtrack on itunes And we can also follow you at goddess soma because we're all tweet tweet heads

Twits yeah And mike has such a long name. It's weird and retarded. Just look at fat mike on twitter Oh fat mike, will you follow me? I'm following you. I only follow 20 people. Okay, I'll be 21

Okay, I'm gonna drop. Let me tell you something. I only follow 666 people because I'm the devil And I dropped someone to follow you I dropped people to follow you. You can't follow 666 people. I did. You don't read their tweets. She'll drop Charlie I mean I kind of do

Oh Over a hundred you don't really Twitter snot Okay, so now yeah, oh, where do we where else do we what? Okay, rubberbordello.com

Somasnake whale dot com. Okay, that's swallowingtribulance.com underscore Fat Of underscore

Fat stuff No effects I'm not here to sell anything Exclamation point monkey bars one. I'm here to embarrass myself. I know you're not even selling anything on twitter

That's why you're so difficult to follow. Okay, kelly stacks. You're selling something. Aren't you, baby? Okay, turn that microphone on Sell it girl Oh, thank you

Dr. Susan block Best live show ever she wrote this before she was on though, but but now I think she agrees That was during the bubble section. Very nice. Thank you Okay, I know I I just want to put it to me give it to me

Oh, thank you so much for the dvd. Yeah, very nice very nice And now move the microphone along please to these other lovely guests since age come on ladies You're you're promoting yourself. This is your moment We're just saying what you want stop the wars

Stop the war. Yeah. No, first of all, don't vote democrat or republican. It's all the same exact shit demo Demo But you should also go to spank sin And join and you should also go on stream it because I just started camming and I'll fuck myself for you

And I'm also going to bring this girl on I'm going to fuck her and eat her big awesome ass sin Now Here we go sin xxx.com don't forget this two hours and star so

Tiffany star xxx.com you get some really hot content on there And also look for my dvds. There's a lot of them. They're all really hot Yeah, and look for me at the tranny awards. I'm signing a lot of graphs and uh Yep, it'll be a really good time. So

Jamie lick my nipple. Okay. Okay, but she's supposed to talk now Okay, please. Okay now turn. Okay. Uh, yeah. Well, hey first. Thanks for having us out. Thanks Yeah, you can uh see my website at jamesphedish.com and hear all kinds of awful music and see all kinds of Awesome things cater to the yeah, according

uh Yeah, no, I do the uh latex fetish foot fetish interracial hardcore sex blah blah blah everything and uh, yeah, you can see Tiffany star and myself At the tranny awards, uh tomorrow round, uh, what seven eight eight 30

Okay brothers and sisters lovers and sisters You want to thank uh everyone in the room who's created such wonderful energy tonight. We love you. Oh, thank you I've run already. You know, but I'll run again. You know after he's out of the woods. All right. So, um, I want you, uh

I want to thank you whether you've been um Watching us in your home your mansion on a hill or your cardboard box. I want you to be good I want you to Try not to hurt anyone

Take it all out in the rubber bordello. Okay Make Like bonobos not baboons make like no effects. No effects make love Mike

Not war Make love to someone you love tonight Even if that someone is you I love you

Yeah, mr. C. I love you. Okay. Well guests up on the stage, please Uh, you've been listening to radio susie one on the world wide web And you're listening to rubber bordello, okay

And if you need to talk to us at any time anywhere from anywhere in the world We're always here for you and you can talk to us about anything you absolutely want to talk about It's rubber bordello music. It's the dr. Susan block show It's revolution and evolution

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