Kinky Krampus 2019

Full transcript of Kinky Krampus 2019 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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I want to welcome you to the little love church of the Bonobo Way in the village of Bonoboville. I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the airwaves, to the holiday season if you're tuned in live. It's Krampus Nacht weekend when Krampus, the horned and horny devil of rich alpine folklore

and cheap Hollywood horror movies, roams the earth wreaking havoc upon the people. Krampus is the dark side of Santa Claus. Yes, he looks a lot actually like the ancient Greek half-human, half-gotish God of the wild and so I wear my panhooves, I mean actually these are horns.

I wear my pan horns in honor of Krampus tonight. That's right, while old Saint Nick brings joy and gives gifts to nice boys and girls. Krampus kidnaps, frightens, punishes, and spanks with painful birches. Naughty children of all ages during the Christmas season.

And yes, you like Krampus, you love all the horror movie characters down to sunshine. I'm Krampus and you're Krampus with your wearer tonight. Yeah, absolutely. Krampus was really popular in the late 19th and early 20th century

with adults sending each other's children postcards of monstrous child-beating Krampus to say, you better be good or Krampus is going to get you. Yeah, that's right. There's an old German Krampus card. It shows Krampus with a push-fit fork, he's rather like a devil, you know, or pan.

But it's funny, the old popes and the Nazis actually expressly forbade Krampus' depictions under penalty of, well, Krampus-like punishment. Post-war Krampus went through a bit of a makeover and became more interested in naughty adult ladies. And that's the Krampus I prefer to represent here on the Dr. Susan Block show for kinky Krampus, you know.

But there is another type of Krampus. And he's that demonic swamp-thing-in-chief, the orange Tyrannosaurus rich, the anti-Santa, aka the Trumpus. Okay, now show them. There is the Trumpus.

And he is a perfect incarnation of Krampus in many ways because he actually does kidnap kids. It cages them, you know, punishes them, innocent children, not even naughty ones, but innocent children. And aside from that, he just punishes all of us, really, by his presence, which is no present.

That's right, you real-life holiday horror. We're going to keep you gagged with a pine cone on this show. That's right, you naughty, naughty Trumpus. I'm going to spank your big fat jingle balls and your tiny little mushroom pee-pee.

There it is, just like Stormy described it. Well, you're going to hold it, I'm going to hit your hand. And yes, indeed, the Trumpus has been haunting us low these many years. Some of us, since his day's in New York, he's been haunting us.

But lately, of course, he's been haunting our White House, making it a haunted house. And according to Salon's Andrew O'Hare, the Trumpus is a ghoulish and unpredictable trickster. His gifts are never quite as they appear. Although he is an insignificant demon in his home universe,

he has the power to convince all of us, those who worship him and those who would cast him out of his immense importance. Sound familiar? The gift of the Trumpus is that he shows us all how awful we can be.

How greedy, how selfish, sexist, racist, ignorant, narcissistic, and nasty. The Trumpus has not come out of nowhere. He has been gifted to us, like coal in our stockings, spawned by the Republicans and the Democrats. And now we, we the people, the little horned, horny people, we must do what we can to get rid of the demon, the disease, the devastation of the Trumpus terror.

Unfortunately, there aren't too many ways to do that in our great U.S. of A. But, you know, we're going to do the least violent way, I guess. And, yeah, in the immortal words of Congresswoman Rashida Talib, we're going to impeach the motherfucker. Of course, the Senate is so far up the ass of the Trumpus, whose poops are so nasty they take 10 to 15 flushes to go down.

Here, put that, put that meme up on the screen now. No, he was holding a press conference in the Roosevelt Room to talk about, you know, his usual thing of how all these environmentally more sound methods like energy conserving light bulbs are really no good. And so now he's saying that energy conserving toilets are no good. And he went on and on about how long it takes to flush his shit down the toilet.

I mean, he didn't use the word shit, you know. And he didn't say it was his shit. But who takes 10 to 15 flushes? And he was saying, yeah, people take 10 to 15 flushes.

I guess he does. It's all that McDonald's. I take three Macs. Wow.

Anyway, so, yeah. So speaking of the Trumpus' butthole, the Senate is way all up there, kissing it from the inside. And so they're probably not going to convict him unless there's some sort of, I don't know, angel, a Christmas angel that enlightens them. But even so, even though they won't convict him, probably, and even though it probably will make his base love him more, you know.

And I don't know what it's going to do with the election, but it's the right thing to do. You know that? In peach. You want a peach?

Eat a peach, baby. Like the almond, brothers. Well, I think sucking would be sexier. Suck it.

Suck my peach. Oh, yeah. I can almost feel you sucking it. Well, now you better eat it.

Yeah. Swallow it. If I didn't, it would have glitter all over it, so I had to. Yeah.

There's always a reason. You're a swallower. We know it. That's good.

It's the right thing to do, to impeach the evil that is the trumpet, the crampus of our times. So we're eating peachments, eating the impeachment. Eat a peach for impeachment. Having our 10th peachy impeachment party.

And it's also the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. If you're tuned in live when the Japanese, the anime attacked us. You know, you never know when your friends are going to become your enemies or vice versa. So they attacked us.

Surprise attack, although some people say we knew about it. Some people say that about 9-Eleven, you know. But they brought us into the war, and World War II, that is. And that was 78 years ago.

But just the other day, a Navy officer shot and killed two people and himself right there in Pearl Harbor. Of course, that's what we train them to do. We don't teach them the bonobo way. We teach them to shoot, to kill.

So why are we surprised when they do that? But there's another Navy shooting in Pensacola the other day. A gunman was a Saudi aviator in training. Sound familiar?

And the Trumpists fluffed up his horns and said that his good friend, Mohammed bin Bonsaw, is very sorry. But this is not the Saudi way. It's also not the bonobo way. It's certainly not the Saudi way according to Mohammed bin Bonsaw.

Because yeah, I mean, if he'd done it, he would have chopped them up into little pieces or thrown a plane into the building or something. These are crazy times, brothers and sisters. But all is well in the holiday season.

We even have a nativity manger right here. And I just want to point out that we have the baby Jesus butt plug right here, baby Jesus. And I just feel very strongly that if we could just get one of these up the ass of all those uptight guys out there, then maybe we would have peace on earth, goodwill towards men.

Because it is mostly the men that start the wars or women trying to act like men, I don't know. And the bonobo way is peace on earth, pleasure for all. That's right, that's the bonobo spirit, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. They are humanity's closest living great ape cousins, like Jesus.

And oh, I got a new Divine Interventions Jesus Jackhammer Dildo just for Christmas. It's red and I'm going to open it up and give it its first lick. Even though this is sort of more appropriate for Easter. But thank you Divine Interventions, makers of beautiful religious dildos.

And maybe I shouldn't show this on the Facebook camera. So Facebook should show something else while for my Dr. Susan Block.TV camera. I put Jesus in me. Jesus is big and I sing out.

Jesus is in me now. Hallelujah. So I've got a couple of Jesuses now, red and gold. And these are the Jesus Jackhammer dildos. And we have the baby Jesus butt plug.

And of course because impeachment is coming, somebody's got some experience with that. Our dildo, yes indeed. So those Clintons and Trumps have more in common than we like to admit. But still, get them out of there.

You know, yeah, the bonobos are creatures of peace like Jesus. And my divine mission, well, I don't know if it's divine, but maybe if I called it that, like Kanye or Joel, Austin, I could get faith-based tax breaks too, like they do.

Well, Kanye will. Joel already does. And yeah, I don't think I'm going to do that. But my calling is to spread the bonobo gospel to help save

these highly endangered cousins of ours from extinction, as well as to deliver us from our own evil incarnate, which at the moment is expressed by the Trumpis. Although the Trumpis isn't the only one.

And just because we impeach the Trumpis doesn't get us out of those scary alpine woods. No, we have to root out a lot of bad things for humanity to survive and the bonobos can show us the way to great female empowerment, male well-being, and peace on earth, pleasure for all brothers and sisters.

So, happy Krampus and welcome to Bonoboville. I also want to welcome my guests today. I have a couple of very interesting guests who are both virgins to the Dr. Susan Block show. Can I see your hymen?

That's been destroyed long ago. She said you are a virgin. Who's the rapper that wants to see his daughter's hymen? A TI?

TI, oh my gosh. Crazy. As a pepsman. Times are crazy.

So, let's see. I'm going to introduce my two guests kind of quickly and then get into you both deeper. First right over here is Gia Gelato. Sweet as ice cream.

Also, I think you're also known as Gia Galante. Yeah, I don't use that name anymore. Oh, okay. Well, you do on Twitter.

Okay, we'll call you Gelato. And we like Gelato a lotto. We sure do. Sweet and creamy.

Are you Italian? I'm not. Oh, you want to be sweet, right? Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

Oh, you're just sweet. Okay. Sweet enough to eat. That's exactly what the point is.

Oh, okay, now I get it. If you could be a flavor, what would you be? I think strawberry. Oh, that's my favorite.

Everybody likes strawberries. I guess so. Some people are allergic though, but, you know, we're not going to get into that. See, I think of these things.

But we're excited to have you. And you are, I don't know, a porn star, right? Something like that. A porn performer.

You do quite a bit of porn, at least from what I've seen on Twitter. Yeah. And you work with Fox Models. Shout out to Fox Models.

Shout out to Chris Models. And how long you've been doing it? Like six months. Oh, that's it.

Yeah. Gosh. Well, you're a veteran. Yeah.

Three months, yeah. Wow. Well, so what got you into porn? Really just getting kind of bored and tired of being in the same hometown all the time.

I just wanted to do something spontaneous. And what more spontaneous can you do than porn? Exciting? Yeah.

I mean, not that porn scenes aren't planned. But the best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. And so it's good to be flexible. We're going to get into flexibility in just a minute.

But we do want to find out more about your porn work. And where are you from, actually? Baltimore, Maryland. Baltimore.

The city that Trump keeps dissing. My goodness. Shout out to Baltimore. We love you.

I used to love to visit Baltimore. I'm from Philly. Oh, yeah. I went to a couple of theater festivals there.

I don't know if they still have them. This was years ago. But anyway, I visited the rats. No, I'm just kidding.

I instantly thought John Waters. Oh, the place where all the weird cool movies are from. Baltimore. It made me think that town's got to be cool and weird.

Before we get into too much conversation, I want to introduce my other guest who's new to the show tonight. And that is Eagle Bear. Hello, everybody.

AKA Mr. Long Beach. Mr. Long Beach Leather, 2019. Long Beach Leather. A switch, a gay kingster, but homo-flexible.

That's right. While I had this title, my aim is to please. And to me, you look like a daddy dom. I know you're a switch, but you can fill that role.

You seem very daddy dom. Yeah. Like bear, too. Isn't bear like a phrase for daddy?

Bear daddy. Daddy bear. Daddy bear with the hair on the face and everywhere. Oh, yeah.

So I thought you did Domcon, but maybe not. But you are a friend of our friend Joey. He was here. Joey Ella's boyfriend.

What's his name? Joey Povinelli. Yeah, Povinelli. Like I feel like I keep thinking it's for point of view.

Joey Povinelli. You have to say it like you do. You have to say it like you've just eaten a plate of pasta. Exactly.

Or it won't work. Joey Povinelli. Wow. Sorry.

As well as Madame Dessade. Oh, yes. Yes. And she had her boot on my back earlier tonight.

Oh, really? So you were on the other side of the switch. Oh, yes. You were the subbie for Madame Dessade.

I think everybody's a subbie for her. Almost. I would be. Yeah.

You can't help it. Wow. But she had her boot on your neck. Yeah.

For photographs for an event that I'm doing next month. Oh. What event are you doing? It's called Yes, Sir.

And it's an event where the doms and the subs in the community, whatever gender they may identify as can come together and show off and have fun and just be in the same space and all have fun.

All right. And how do people go? This will be at the Eagle 562 in Long Beach at the end of January. I'm not at Liberty quite yet to say the date,

but it will be at the end of January. We know it will be. Okay. So you go back and forth, but you can be a dom sometimes.

Absolutely. Like to what kind of subs? Oh. Willing subs.

Naughty ones. Yeah. Willing, but naughty. Right.

Do you identify with the Krampus character at all? I do, in a way. How should I say? That's the person that decides they know what they know,

that they know what's best for you and they give it to you. Oh. But it's kind of bad what they know is best for you, although it might be that you want something bad,

that you want to be beaten. That's right. That you want to be spanked. And I think, and I know this is getting political,

but you seem a little political from your Facebook page, that the American people have taken the Trumpus as our Krampus and that there's something in us that's sick and kind of ecocidal, maybe, you know, suicidal,

that wants to be hurt by the evil clown, you know, and is fascinated. Certainly we're fascinated. That's why we keep looking at him on the news.

And that's why he's here. But we got to get rid of him. In my opinion, I don't know. I think we do.

Well, see, the question is in that regard is whether that's consensual kink, whether we have that dark side in us and we want to be punished, but maybe we're not aware that we want to be punished.

I mean, they... Well, it wasn't consensual for me. I didn't vote for him. And actually, most people didn't in America.

That's right. But the Electoral College, you know, puts us with Krampus Trumpus in charge, you know. So here we are.

Yeah, and we're having an impeachment party. Would anyone like a peach? I would like a peach. I'll suck that peach.

I'll feed you. Suck a peach for me, baby. Oh, that was amazing. That was good.

That was a good suck. Oh, and you're an animal play expert, too. I'm a puppy. You're a puppy.

And you have a puppy. What a coincidence. Is he still under the... Yeah, we're going to have more.

Yeah, he's so cute. He's hiding. Your puppy is Maki. Yes, Maki.

He's a Siberian husky. Would you like a peach? Yeah. Oh, look at that sucking technique.

Oh. That's why she's famous. Yeah. And she usually sucks things that are a lot bigger

than that age portion. A lot bigger. Yeah. You are an expert in...

Sucking. Sucking. Wow. An oral expert.

I'm going to be just like you when I grow up. Yeah. Well, okay. And so the peach was kind of small.

Here's a bigger one. Or would you rather suck Jesus? My bread. Is that...

What religion were you raised with? Are you still... You're kind of a church. You'll have the peach.

Okay. I don't want to... I'm very irreverent. I kind of want to suck Jesus.

You want to suck Jesus? She sucks that peach so well. She's always sexy in the depictions, but I just don't want to suck him.

Well, because you know there is talk about the cycle that Jesus loved. And would you prefer red Jesus or gold Jesus? What's the difference?

Rinse the Jesus off. Will rinse the Jesus off? That one looks bigger. This one looks bigger?

That's what she said. And he said. And he meant it too, man. Okay.

So we should rinse the Jesus off. I can do it. Baptize Jesus. You can baptize him.

Hey, he's... Harry's John the Baptist. He's going to baptize him right now. So what porn movies have you been in with...

I mean, anything we can watch? Besides on your Twitter? Yeah, I was on... It was like a cheerleading,

like a foursome with three girls and one guy who was supposed to be cheerleaders and he was the coach and we're trying to convince him

that we're competing with each other for Team Captain. Oh, so the competition is who can get the best blow job

and that becomes the Team Captain. That's how it's done, you know? Nobody wins, though. Oh, nobody wins.

Not even like an everybody wins. No, no, I think he's still thinking about it. Wow. What a holdout.

Maybe there will be a whole part too. Holding out for anal, probably. Okay. And what's the name of that one?

I can't remember. It's just three cheerleaders. And a guy. Here's John the Baptist.

Ah, here he is. John the Baptist. That would be Harry and this is Jack Hamilton's Facebook.

No, I don't think we should show this on Facebook. We're not. Okay, so this is the blessed Jesus Jack Hammer

of Divine Interventions and this is Eagle Bear. Oh, wow.

He's giving it a lot of love. Okay, I changed my mind. I'm going to be just like him when I grow up. Me too.

Oh, he's grabbing Jesus by the legs. My goodness. Wow, I apologize to anyone

who I might be offending, but, you know, you're watching. You don't have to.

He was good too. He was good, okay. Well, Jesus thought you were good too. And so,

you're going to get a spanking. Maybe, I don't know. I kind of am interested

to see how that flogger feels. You want to see how the flogger feels? I do, yes. Okay.

I am into that, yes. All right. Well, would you like to do that now? Would you like to just

bend over the couch? I'll have to take my vest and my shirt off. I mean, okay.

Okay. Here we go. I'll hold it for you or I can put it somewhere. Is he taking off all of his regalia too?

Wow. This is getting, so I'm going to do it from a short distance. A little stingy, right?

Well, you're not going to feel it on your butt, but, whoa. Very short distance. Maybe I can back up a little bit.

How does that feel? Yeah, it feels. All right. Well, no one's talking.

Well, okay. Oh, it's just a tease. It's just a tease. I want to hear some moaning.

I'm the Krampus. You're supposed to be more scared of Krampus. Oh, my God. Feel the Krampus.

Is Krampus scary? Oh, he's scary good. Krampus has nice nails. And there we go.

Let's have some applause for Eagle Bear. Taking it from the Krampus. He's going to be good next year?

Yeah. Or he's going to be naughty on purpose to get more. That's what got me bad.

Oh, so he's going to be naughty next year. He's going to be extra naughty next year to make sure Krampus comes back. Oh, and then I pet you.

Thank you. Well, my pleasure. It's always my pleasure to give a Krampus spanking to the needy.

And yes, the big difference between us and the real Krampus and the Trumpus is consent.

Spanking is lots of fun among consenting adults. Don't spank your children. It makes them stupid.

In general, lowers their IQ. I'm sorry, but if you were spanked as a kid, your IQ would probably be a couple points higher if you weren't.

So it does lower your IQ and probably makes you a spanking fetishist which isn't so bad.

But were you spanked as a kid? I was. You were. You'd be smarter if you were.

Not very often yet. But not very often. Okay. So not too bad.

Yeah, good. Were you spanked as a kid? Yeah, no. No.

You like spanking as an adult? No. No. I'm very sensitive to pain.

Me too. Yeah. Look at these delicate ladies and the tough.

You know, it takes toughness to be a sub. More toughness than being a dom, really. Yeah. In a way.

I mean, a lot of toughness to be a sub. So you don't like a spank. I saw somebody spank you on Twitter, but maybe you didn't like it too much.

I know. Or maybe it wasn't that hard. Yeah. They might have known.

It was more like just a prelude to the booty thing. Now, what really turns you on? What makes you enjoy?

Gives you an orgasm. I think the better I feel, the better the person makes me feel more comfortable, and that's what turns me on.

Being comfortable. Yes. So Krampus wouldn't make you feel comfortable. Did you grew up hearing about Krampus at all?

Have you heard about that, or did you see the horror movie? No, never. Nothing.

You never heard about it. No. Wow. Well, I like to bring the news.

The bad news of Krampus. The bad Santa. There's always a bad side to every good thing. There is.

Sometimes in the same person. Sometimes it's all bad. But not usually. Usually there's some good and some bad.

The good outweighs the bad. So you grew up Christian or Catholic? Christian. Yeah.

And you still go to church? I haven't recently, but it's a plan to once I get settled to start finding a church.

Finding a church that will accept porn stars? Are you going to lead a double life? No, I think they should accept porn stars. I think so too.

Let's say Jesus loved the hookers. Mary Magdalene, right? Well, I happen to think Mary Magdalene was really his wife. I do.

I'm a Da Vinci code kind of gal. But I think he also, you know, he said those of you who are without sin can cast a first stone against the woman that was being stoned

who probably wasn't Mary Magdalene. That was his, I don't know. They mix it all up in the gospels. But he certainly seems to like the sexy women.

You didn't have to do much back then to be considered a fallen woman. Yeah, exactly. You walked on the wrong side of the street

and you were considered, you know. Maybe, sort of. But then again, I mean, there were harlots all over the place and temples of, temple prostitutes and stuff.

And there were guys with 12 wives, you know, Solomon had a thousand. And, yeah, I mean, there's always sex going on. Always, always sex.

It's just what we want to emphasize. And I like to emphasize the bonobo way, kind of using sex for peace as well as other things. But you ever hear of bonobos before?

No. Bonobos are the make love, not war chimpanzee. And we found your trailer. Would you like to have a look at your trailer?

We could show it. For the cheerleaders. Oh, sure. Okay, so we're going to...

I'm sure we can't show that on Facebook. I'm going to guess. But we could show the cheerleaders on our... Oh, here we go.

Yeah. Oh, that looks awesome. Booby's right away. Sperm.

This is the one show I showed him on my glasses. Oh, calm down. Here they are. You haven't picked a teen captain yet.

Yeah, Gelato. The star. And the starletto. Pretty active.

Who's going to be the new captain coach? Oh, there you are. I almost thought that was you in the movie. Like, who's going to be the new captain?

And then here we see Gia. And I thought, oh, Gia gets to be the captain. Oh, but there you are. I was both for you.

It was close. It was close. So the other girls looked good. So that was just the trailer.

So, you know, y'all were going to see the whole thing. I'm sure. Wow. How'd you see that before?

No. How do you like watching yourself? It depends. That one was interesting.

Sometimes if I know that I wasn't comfortable or I did a bad job, it's hard for me to watch because I can see my emotions and everything that was going through my head. I can't imagine you doing a bad job. Oh, gosh.

It's terrible. What did you do a bad job with? Well, my first one ever actually was anal. And I'd never done anal before.

Your first one? Your first porn? Yeah. Or just on film?

Never. And you did it on film? Wow. Now a lot of performers sort of save the anal for later in their career, but you went

for the gusto. Yeah. I just saw it was more money if I did it. It wasn't like money.

I like money. And I tried anything once. So, okay, did you choose an actor that had a smaller one? I didn't get to choose.

They just told me. So they just gave you, like, a God-so-one? Yeah, they just told me that it was going to be a... Do you want to name the actor?

I don't actually remember his name. Oh, well, sorry, guy. You don't get any credit. Or then again, maybe you don't get...

It was... The blame. Was he... Do you think that he wasn't sensitive to your being an anal virgin?

No, I think it was me. I think... Oh, you're probably like a lot of women and you always think it's you. I don't know.

I mean, it was your first time. Yeah, it was. I think that's what it was. I think it was when it's anybody's first time.

And the other partner knows that. That, you know, I mean, yeah, we're all responsible for our own good time. And certainly, especially when you're a porn performer. But on the other hand, you were a virgin to anal and it was his, you know, up-teeth time.

And he should have been more, I don't know, sensitive, I think. So we don't know who he was, so we're not... Maybe I should go back and watch it. See, maybe it was him.

Maybe it was me. Who knows? Well, it sounds like you just feel that it's your responsibility to make everybody happy. You're a people pleaser.

I am. And you're a cock pleaser. That part too, especially that part. That part, yeah.

You know, the last time I did stand-up, I've been really depressed for the past few months. And the last time I did stand-up, I thought... It's because I don't beat you enough. Yeah.

I thought, oh, I did so bad, I did so bad. And everybody's like, you did good, you did fine. But when I watched the video, I think, oh, it's so obvious, I'm depressed, I'm depressed. But other people, they're like, oh, you're so funny, you got so many laughs.

So you probably did better than you think you did. You know what I mean? Like, you're... I cried.

So I... They thought you were acting. I bet you they watched it. Well, you know, most guys would find that bad.

But some guys and some people just find tears to be sexy. Yeah, they call it painal apparently. And it's like a good thing. I got to write that down.

Painal. Yeah, painal. Wow. I bet you everybody probably thinks, oh my God, she's such a great actress.

Rainal. No, they thought you were a great actor. And you know, that makes me nauseous in a way. I don't know.

It bothers me to hear that. But I guess it is consensual. It is kind of a crampus-like thing. I mean, to have people enjoying your pain, calling it painal.

But people do that. And if you are the type of person that gets off on other people's pain, you really should take a class on how to deal with that. That's my opinion.

It can be dangerous to other people and to yourself. And there are a lot of people that get off on other people's pain. Well, you deal with that and DSM. It's getting off on someone's pain.

But it's very protocol-rich, communication-intense consent. Yes. We have things like the power exchange. We have a lot of people, when they come into the scene

and they start exploring themselves and what they like, they find it therapeutic. It is. And we talk about that a lot here,

about the confluence of kink and therapy and that kinky things can be therapeutic. I guess trauma therapy can be kinky, too. And certainly porn is somewhere in there.

I mean, it's certainly kinky. And I guess it can be therapeutic. Of course, it can also cause you to need therapy. What do you think it's doing for you?

I think it's therapeutic. I guess to let out any built-up frustrations or basically anything, you just get to let go and have fun with people who are like-minded.

It's relaxed, usually. Different from what you see on the actual video. It's actually pretty relaxed, usually shooting. Do people from back home in Baltimore know what you're doing?

Yes. What do they think about it? Well, at first, I don't know. Well, there's always good and bad.

There's supporters and people who are like, just keep doing it. But when it first came out, it was kind of like everybody spread it around.

They sent it to all my family members. Luckily, I have a very supportive family, but they sent it to even my grandfather on Facebook. Oh, my God.

Whoa. Yeah, so was this like an enemy or a friend of me trying to get you in trouble? Well, it was actually a guy that I went to high school with.

It's funny because I heard rumors back in high school that he was telling people we had sex and everything. So it's funny now, years later, he's bringing me back up like he still remembers me.

He's obsessed with you. He's jealous. He's jealous. He didn't get it.

He's got a fixation on you. He's a little bit of a stalker at this point. I mean, he got me a lot more views on Pornhub. Well, that's good.

And your granddad is pretty cool with it. And these are the church going family members. So it's just a fun church. This makes me want to go to your church.

And accepting church. The type of church you can come in and your slippers and pajamas and nobody's going to judge you.

Can you be gay? Yeah, of course. Oh, well, I don't know. A lot of churches are very anti-gay.

Well, yeah. See, that's what I was going to suggest is Metropolitan Community Church. It's run by Reverend Elder Troy Perry,

started in 1968 in his living room. He wrote the book The Lord is my Shepherd and He Knows I'm Gay. And basically from that moment in time,

50 years later, there's 300 churches all around the world. And they practice, they are before the reconciling movement

that you see now. They were before that. Right. So I personally, as a leather boy

and as a title holder, could wear any of this inside any MCC. And they would welcome me and they would love me

and they would know what it was about. Nice. Well, I think, you know, the churches and synagogues

and mosques and you know, you Hindu temples out there and Buddhist. I mean, you guys got to start accepting all of us

for who we are. Or you're not going to have any members. Right. You know, if you want to keep collecting our money,

then you got to accept our sexuality, I think. Although a lot of them are based on doing exactly not that. And you know, that's okay

as long as you don't make it the law of the land. And of course, a lot of those churches do want to make it the law of the land. So, there's where we differ.

So then how do they have the kids to replace themselves if they don't want you to do it? The kids are going to...

Well, you're like, you're saying like, okay, well, a lot of them don't encourage sex or whatever. Oh, they encourage sex.

You're supposed to have sex for procreation to continue the church. That's the only reason. And that's why they don't really like

gay people. That's why they don't like women who obviously have sex for non-procreational reasons.

You know, it's all because they want to channel the sex into, you know, creating more people who are also consumers

and going to destroy the earth. But anyway, recreational sex is important to our well-being.

And bonobos show us that's the way. So, I'm having a big consultation over here, but I was going to move

in this direction, maybe. But anyway, I want to find out everything okay? Everything? Yeah?

Okay, so we're about halfway through the show. Oh, I did want to ask you though about Animal Play,

since we're talking about bonobos. And I, of course, like to encourage people to release your inner bonobo.

And that often involves being kinky, being sexual in recreational ways. And in general,

just releasing your inner animal. I mean, it doesn't have to be a bonobo. It could be a doggie or a kitty cat

or a cock. Yeah. You like to be a doggie. I am, and I was just in doing

a little research for myself. I heard you say that we are angel and we are animal. Well, what I say is

we're really not angels. That that's a fantasy. And that we're animals. Like bonobos are animals.

We're all animals. And I know this goes against a lot of people's religion. And I'm definitely

an evolution believer. And I believe that we have the same ancestors. yeah, we are animals.

We're not angels. And we fight like animals fight. The difference between bonobos and all the other great apes

is they never kill each other. They stop at killing. So it's interesting. They use sex to diffuse

violent tension. And, of course, the females are very empowered. And the guys are gay. The guys are, let's say, bi.

They're bi. They're hetero-flexible, I guess, because they certainly like the females.

But they also like each other. And they do penis fencing. They do oral amongst each other. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where can I start with that?

Yeah. It was a puppy play and expressing my pup self was a latent fetish

for years. I started out as a handler to a very dear pup of mine, a couple of pups.

And the handler is more or less the dog. Yes, yes. And there's training, the dog, the pet.

And then I realized that, hey, maybe I might have some of that energy in me. Because I was... When you do pup play,

it's usually non-verbal. Right. And it takes you to that animal space inside of you.

And when I was being trained to be a daddy or a dom, part of my training was to realize my inner beast. Oh, and that's the inner beast.

The inner animal. Right. And so from there, that was one of the ways that I chose

to express myself. Nice. But I didn't quite get it. I got it as a handler, but not as a pup.

And it took being in a pup cage with somebody that I had just met at a convention who just took 10 to 15 minutes

to show me what it was all about. And I understood it then. And all these years later, 8-9 years later, I was coming out of the gym.

It was a particularly hard week at work and at other things. And I had a sock monkey named Eric.

And I just carried him around. I squeaked him as I went outside the gym. I put Eric in my mouth.

Wow. And I just started shaking him. And that release of energy told me everything that I needed to know.

I said, okay, now I get it. And since then, I've been going to certain puppy events in Long Beach.

It's barking billiards. You should meet Madame Marguerite who's actually going to be here on the 28th.

With Madame Dussard. Because Madame Marguerite is our animal play monarch winner

of Susie Awards. And she's just a fabulous person. And she does train all kinds of animals

from puppies to lions to just bonobos and kitties and elephants

and birds. All kinds of animals. And runs the pet show at Domcon.

So I might be able to get you into the pet show. Anyway, she and

Mistress Ellen. Do you know Mistress Ellen? No. Mistress Ellen is also a total animal play

maven. Anyway, we love animal play. I mean, we feel we are always

animals playing. Anyway, it's just sometimes you emphasize the non-human animal. Do you

feel that you have a total animal? Is there an animal that you resemble or that you like to release?

Spirit animal. Spirit animal. There you go. I don't know. Honestly, I don't think my spirit animal is that extravagant.

It would probably be that dog right there. Hey, Maki, Maki. Maki's hiding. Yeah.

The cameras are free enough. Oh, he's sleeping. All right. Well, we'll show him later.

We'll sneak up on him. I don't know if I have a spirit animal either. Yeah, I'm like, I should let somebody else choose. Hey, tell me what my spirit animal is.

The What do I act like? What do you think it is? Okay, I'll go for it. Oh,

well, there's always the pussy. I mean, it could be a pussy. I'm, of course, a bonobo

and a goat. I am the horny, horned goat pan who

comes out as Krampus this time of year. Although Krampus is kind of extra mean, which is why I call the Trumpus a Krampus.

But he is an aspect of Pan, definitely. He definitely kind of shakes you up like Pan does, and he has the horns.

Yes, indeed. So maybe we'll do a little Krampusing. You can

tie somebody up. You want to do that? I can. You can. Well, I'm going to ask my guest first.

Would you like to be tied up? Sure. Yeah, okay. We can tie her and me up together. Or am I getting too creative?

We'll see how that goes. Okay, I think I know what my spirit animal is. It's just not sexy. What is it?

I think I kind of like survive anything, so I always say, oh, I'm like a cockroach. I just survive.

Because I've lived in really terrible expensive places and I didn't have enough money. I'm like, I'm a cockroach. I think in a past life,

maybe I was a tardigrade because I just survived. The cock part is sexy. Okay, yeah. Cockroach.

Tardigrade. Sorry, I'm not sexy. But I think I survived. Yeah, so I'm one of those two.

Okay, so we're going to move over here. Maybe we'll do first a little tying up with clothes on so we can have that

with Facebook and just a little. And then we'll get a little

more x-ray. And don't forget the dog is under here. There's a dog under our name here. So we have to be careful how we sit on there.

We don't want to sit on the dog. Well, but the dog is under... Could we move the manger?

Okay, so we have the manger. So we could move the manger onto the desk.

That's right. There we go. Is that another... Can we tie people up on Facebook or not?

Yeah, I think we've done that. Yeah, they're going to have clothes on. They've also banned us for half the month.

Oh, right. Well, just a little bit light. Is anybody... Well, you're totally closed. Do you have panties on, my dear?

You do. Red, Santa panties. Okay, so Facebook people

if you don't like it go somewhere else. But what we're doing is not porn

and doesn't show anything. Oh, Anna looks like a Christmas tree. Anna, come over here.

I want to put Anna on Facebook. Yeah, look at this. She's so cute. Anna looks just like a Christmas tree.

Okay, so you're going to sit over there, Anna, with us. Okay, you want to sit there? Is that okay? And so you guys are going to get on here.

No, wait, the dog. Is he under there? Yeah, he's under here. You want to check on the dog?

I think if she sits here, the dog's here. Okay. Your dog. We're

not going to bother the dog. I mean, you're really light. I feel like he could sit down, but I don't know. What do you think? Do you think you're going to squash your doggy?

No, the dog's going to be fine, you guys. I'm sitting here. What I'm saying

is that the thing sinks down. The dog doesn't care. Then the dog will move.

Okay. Okay, so here they are. Are perils of Pauline. Naughty girls.

Then he's going to throw us on a trap. Okay, so you and me are both crampus. I'm the one that's just acting nasty

and you are the one that is tying them up. I'm not going to really spank you because I know

you don't like to be spanked, but I'll threaten you. You naughty ladies. You've been naughty.

Santa says you haven't been nice. Oh no, and here's the Trumpus.

I should be punishing him, really. Oh, we need a microphone for wait, wait, hold the mic in front of his face.

We can't have any silent negotiations. I use the traffic signal as negotiations, so if it's yellow

that means speed up, and if it's red it means stop. He asks us if we have circulation problems, which we don't. Okay, good to know.

It's like you've got to be a little bit of a paramedic when you're a rigger. You know, you've got to know

your bodies. So we've got gold rope and he's tying up the hands.

Do you call this shabari, kimbaku or just eagle pairs?

I just call it tying people up and having fun. Okay. Tying people up and having fun. Yep, alright.

And so they're getting their arms tied together. Are you excited?

She has her nails done. She has crampus nails. They're long.

I want nails like that. I know. I'm casting nasty spells on you naughty girls because I am

crampus. That's why we're being punished by crampus. Yes. You are naughty girls. So this is actually

how crampus does it? One of the ways crampus does it. Man, I would have been naughty a long time ago if I knew that. So at this point

somebody needs to take the microphone. Oh, okay. Oh my God, he's going to put it in my mouth. Oh, you're going to...

Okay, I guess I have to. Alright. So what is, what are you doing now? What do you describe what you're doing?

The other side. Yeah, but I mean, you're tying their arms together in order to create

the tied together effect. I don't know. Yeah, just

tying people together and uniting them. And I mean, you're mostly gay. Is it a turn on to tie people together

even if you don't want to have sex with them? If not a physical turn on, then an emotional turn on, maybe even a spiritual turn on.

Oh. Because part of my part of what gets me off about leather is the spirituality of it.

What do you mean by the spirituality? I have to tell you a story and tie two people together at the same time.

Exactly. The single-tail experience for me is what makes leather spiritual. That's a really good example.

I was facilitating a workshop on leather spirituality and I asked a friend of mine who was a single-tail expert at this to just come inside the building

and crack the single-tail a few times and wait a few seconds in between cracks.

And that space in between those times gave people a chance to reflect but it also put distance, time and form

into the scene. It brought everybody present into the room and they had a really good discussion. So talking

is sexy. It is. And you know, we have to do more and more of that now.

Communication. And actually, yeah, talking. I mean, I was thinking about talking in terms of negotiating

a scene but hey if you just want to talk about sex you know who to call.

The Dr. Susan Block Institute. Okay, two, one, three, two, nine, one, nine, four, nine, seven. That's right, babies.

And actually if you want to call this show we have a different number which is 626-461-5212

and we have Eagle Bear tying up Gia Gelato. Look at this direction. Don't look at him.

Look at the cameras, that's right. Gia Gelato and Sunshine

McWayne and I think we're just about done with that, right?

We're reaching a point, yes. Reaching a point of doneness? For the cameras, yes. Yes.

For the cameras, it implies something else. Something else offstage.

Well certainly there's going to be something else on camera but leaving the Facebook cameras and

what camera is on there right now? Oh, that's that one? Okay. Somebody's got a very close up of me.

No, I don't like that. Yeah, pull, pull away a little bit. Okay, so here we go. And usually there's

I mean this looks like there's enough rope but usually there's other parts of the body that we tie up. Yes.

Of course, other parts of the body. So are you done with that? I think I am done with this part of it, yes. All right, and they just sit there

or do they stand up like this? I don't think they can stand up. I don't know, I don't think they can stand up. Can we challenge them to see if they can?

Okay. There'd be like sort of predicament bondage. Yeah, it would be, absolutely. And so first of all

let's have some applause just in case they fall down. But, yeah. And now try to inch yourselves up. Can you do it?

Let's see what you gals can do. Can you work together? Can you? Yes! Yes, here they are.

And turn around, turn around. Turn around, yes. Turn around, and around, and around, around, around.

Oh, there we go, just like a Christmas ornament. Yes. Beautiful, beautiful. Let's have some applause.

Yay. And now you can untie them.

Yeah. Okay. They're gonna get untied and then we're gonna

do some other stuff. Yes, baby. We're here with Gia Gelato and

Eagle Bear and Sunshine on the Dr. Susan Block Show celebrating Krampus

the horny horned bad Santa. That's spanking the Trumpas.

Yes, that's right. As we close in on another holiday season, the last

of the decade, the teens were really moving down. Boy, he's got to untie them. Oh, they're really tied up

good here. Okay. So, let's see. How do you guys feel? How do you feel?

I feel great. Do you like being tied up? I do, actually. Why? How does it make you feel? Well, I like it a lot tighter

than this. You'd be a nice twist. Did you have a good time, Sunshine? Yeah, I think I'm liking it

more and more every time I get tied up. Yeah. It's a little bit objectified and fun.

I don't know. Now you can hold it yourself. I don't have to hold it for you. All right. What did you think, Anna?

Did you like the... Where's the... The other microphone? Did you like it? It was like tying up a Christmas package.

Right? They were, you know, like little Christmas gifts. All right. So, now, I think...

Are you ready to ride the motor bunny? Yeah? Yeah? You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Now we're going to get wild.

I think maybe we should move this thing or we could put it up here. We could put it up here. Let's move it back a little.

Or we're going to move it away. There's the dog. Look. We got the dog. We could get him on Facebook

for just a moment. Here's a cute little doggy. Mocky. Yes. So, we're going to...

What about... Why doesn't somebody shoot the dog? I don't know. I am shooting the dog.

Here, look at the camera. He's... He doesn't have his makeup on. He's nervous.

Okay. So, let's move the motor bunny in. Well, he does not want to ride the motor bunny.

He does not want to be apart. I don't know. He's getting in the back. He might want to be apart. But he's not going to be apart.

This is not about bestiality, okay? It's just about a dog being in the room. Okay. So, now we're going to wrap up the motor bunny

because we do that. And we're going to have a motor bunny ride for Krampus. Hi there, Mocky.

This is kind of an exciting evening for you. Is he used to being around all these people? No.

Can you pick up a microphone? Can you hold the mic? How long you had him? Actually, like two days.

Oh, that's it. I was going to say, has he seen you having sex? No. No, not even. Okay. Well, this is going to be exciting.

A good education for you, Pupparino. We're not going to touch you though. Don't you touch us. Okay. All right.

So, now we're going to move the Facebook camera to something else. I don't know. Okay.

And can we turn the motor bunny around so it's facing the front? Is that right? No.

The other way. Yeah. I knew that. I was just checking to see if you...

And we have this kind of strange music going on. Do we want this music? Is this our...

Okay. Well... Okay. Are you ready? You want to do a little strip tease?

So, am I getting naked? Well, that's the best way to ride the motor bunny. Try to be as sexy as I can taking off clothes. I'm not that good at it.

You're not that good at it? We should make this sexy music, right? The dog is really curious to get on the motor bunny.

No, you're not getting on the motor bunny doggy. But he wants to. I think so. Well...

He has a sense of something exciting. He likes you. He's so cute. Aww.

He's so soft. Okay. I have to stop paying attention to you, doggie.

I'm now going to pay attention to your mistress. Gia Gelato.

I was just thinking if there's ever a royal porn parody you could play Maro Marco.

Stripping. Sexy. Sexy. Yeah, look at that. Sexy body.

Oh, yeah. Sexy girl. Gia Gelato. Oh, the doctor.

Live on The Doctor Susan Block Show. Okay. And now you can just

take a seat. Is this plugged in, folks? How are you? Is this plugged in?

It's not going on. So we're now having a technical difficulty.

So come sit next to me. What? Oh, now it's going. Now it's going.

Okay. Tell me what your tattoo says. Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

Wow. That's cool. Who said that? Anybody famous? Some author.

That's a nice thing to say. Well, you look gorgeous. How about you just stand up and turn around and show off that beautiful body?

Look at that. Wow. You are just in great shape and just a beautiful woman.

Well, thank you. You are. All right, so take a seat if you like.

And you've never ridden a motor bunny before. Even though... I can tell you right now it's not going to be bad like panel.

Okay. All right. So sunshine is going to just hang out with the dog. So you just hang out

there and you can hold your microphone or maybe sunshine should hold your microphone.

So you can relax. I was trying to occupy the dog. We'll see what happens with the dog. Maybe the dog will not

do anything. Listen. The dog seems quite hypnotized. All right.

So now you are on the motor body and you are Gia Gelato.

I'm feeling my whole body shaking with it. It is. Do you like vibrators in general?

I haven't really gotten to use that many. Atachi is amazing. Atachi. No, no, no, doggy. You don't sniff her butt.

That's why I was trying to occupy the dog. A lot of creatures in this room would like to sniff Gia Gelato's butt.

But it's not going to be the dog. Okay. So I'm going to just raise this up very slowly because

you haven't My brain is shaking. Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe if you put your knees on the floor a little. I don't know. Yeah, like that. How's that?

The same. Yeah, it's like vibrating the rest of my body more than my vagina.

Oh, really? Wow. Well, I don't know. Like an out of control horse, I guess?

Everything's shaking. Okay. It's vibrating the rest. Is that a bad thing?

I could be crampus and torturing you. Right, no. I don't know. Well, I mean, you don't have to ride it.

Most people do like it, but some people don't and it's nothing wrong with you. We could hula hoop, I don't know.

Do you hula hoop? I can try. I haven't done that in years, I probably suck. No, I think you'd probably be great

even if you dropped the hoop if you're naked. But I mean, if you want, I can turn it up but I don't want

to get you all shaken up if you're not enjoying it. It's enjoyable. Much as I am a crampus

and I want to spank that cheap butt just a little. Yeah? Just a little bit for a naughty girl.

I think the dog's getting excited. Oh, we're doing something about butt. I'm going to bite. I feel like a bad mother.

Beautiful girl. We've all been there. I don't want you to not have a good time. Do you want to stay on there?

Or do you want to get up off of there? It's a little intense. Okay, it's a little intense. Wow.

Well, let's hear it for trying the motor bunny. You know? You know this show is real.

You don't know until you try. Right. You don't know if you're going to like the motor bunny or not. I just want to say that the dog

had nothing to do with this. Because suddenly she gets up and there's a dog behind her. Oh, there is a dog.

The dog wasn't actually... A towel on Trump, though. He threw the towel because it was in the way. Whose towel is this?

He didn't get to see it at this time. Show the towel a lot. A show towel. That is not a show towel.

That's kind of a grungy towel. Okay. Okay. I guess we're getting dressed.

Well, I mean... No, do what you want. I thought you were going to try hula hooping.

You want to try that? Okay. Can we have the hula hoops? Can we move this, please?

Yeah. This thing. Okay, here come some hula hoops. I think.

I don't know. Where's your microphone? Here's a hula hoop. Do you have a choice?

Yeah, okay. You look good in pink. Okay, so I'll hold the mic. I'm so terrible.

Yeah? Okay, here we go. And she's hula hooping. Whoa!

You had a few rounds there. A few more rounds? All right. It's okay. I don't know how to do it either.

Okay. I can do it and suck worse than you and then you'll feel better about yourself if you want. What?

A different hula hoop. But this one's orange for sunshine. Okay, so. Okay.

Do you want a hula hoop now? I mean, I know I'm not going to be any good. Okay, well, we should all just at least take our boobs out in solidarity.

And boobs in solidarity. Okay, you first. In high heels.

Man, she keeps doing it. She can't do it. She can't do it. Okay. Is that enough now?

Man, now I'm going to look really bad because I can't do it. Your turn. It can't get any worse than me.

You're beautiful. I think she did a little worse. You added up a few more rounds. Oh, yeah.

That was a few. That was a few. That was good. What have you got in your butt though? Oh, turn around. Turn around before.

Oh, okay. No, you took it out. Oh, is it a tag? I thought it was a dildo.

I thought baby Jesus. Baby. Yeah, baby Jesus up there. Yeah. All right.

Okay, give it one more turn. I mean, a girl can dream, but it's just a tag. All right. Let's hear it for all of us.

Hula Hoopie. We suck. It's Krampus. Oh, there you go. Yeah, you are.

You're doing it. We're doing it. And I guess we're just about at the end of the show.

You have six minutes. Oh, six minutes. Well, you know, five minutes. Should we come back?

Eagle Bear, you can Hula Hoop too if you want. Close optional. Are you a Hula Hooper? Close optional.

I bet you you can do it better than me. Oh, he did it. He actually did it worse. No.

I think we're going to have to give a booby prize. Oh, yeah. You did it. Well, you know,

this isn't the Hula Hoop awards, but it is Krampus and it is

another peachy impeachment party. So let's all have peaches. And

we didn't have any of our Agua. It matches my outfit. Okay, so

should we sit on the floor? Can we do that? It's clean except for a little bit of dog hair.

It's my celebration. She's showing off what she's so good at. She's so good at that. You're good at it too.

Don't you worry. Well, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, I think we're coming to the end of our

live show. So we just want to say thank you to Eagle Bear

and where can we find you, Eagle Bear? You can find me at Mr. Long Beach Leather 2019 on Facebook.

I want to say thank you to Gia Gelato. Thank you. Thank you for sharing your beautiful body

and your spirit, both of your beautiful bodies and spirit and trying the motor body. That was a good try.

You know. Oh, she's so sexy. Beautiful. You could be a model. I'll tell you.

You know, we just have to find who was your Prince Harry B? Prince Harry's new wife.

What's your name? Meghan Markle. Oh, jeez. Meghan Markle.

Anyway, when they do the royal, I don't know, do they do royal porn barities? They should. Of course they should.

They definitely should. That's another level. Yeah. What is your next movie? I don't

have anything planned yet, but I do want to start doing my own personal stuff. Oh, okay.

Good. Well, so where can people find you? On Twitter, my ad is still

Geelante Gia. But you got another one. Gia Gelato. I made another one, and it's Gelato Gia.

That's right. Gia Gelato is just ice cream. Yeah. Okay.

Well, thank you guys for joining us and follow the Bonobo way. You know, great gift for Christmas

because the Bonobos show us the way to peace through pleasure. They show us the way to peace on earth,

pleasure for all. And, you know, the holidays are a great time for good food and great sex.

Why not combine them and splosh? That's right. We've got a great splosh issue

to give you inspiration. Another stocking stuffer, you know, so to speak. So, follow the Bonobo way.

Make like Bonobos, not baboons. Impeach the Trumpas. That's right. We don't know where it

will lead, but it's the right thing to do. And impeachment tastes so good.

So, make like Bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. I love you. Mwah! But my day job is director

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never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating

the very happy, very sexually satisfied males bonobos are special partly because they just are

and partly because they're very very close to us almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to

being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us

and more specifically to you is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into

the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain

you know, the pain and have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that?

Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days.

So get the book, learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did, then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends

and one last thing the real bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild bonobos from extinction, read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times

and improve your love life.