Vanilla Sucks

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That's 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk. You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web, and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners,

artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, adult stars and authors of all flavors. Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, cherry, cheesecake, cream de vent, rainbow swirl.

I'm kind of a rainbow sherbet tonight in honor of Gay Pride Month. Still Gay Pride Month, right? And it's Vanilla Sucks Night at Dr. Susie Speakeasy. Welcome to my womb room.

This is a show about sex with a capital X. And we are all children of sex. Are we not? I believe we are.

I believe we have not started cloning ourselves on mass just yet. And I do believe we may be children of God. We may be children of Jesus, Allah, Brahma, Rama, Dhamma.

We don't know, but we do know. Until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A?

Women. Yes, brothers and sisters, this is the womb room where we are anything but vanilla. Well, we are the anti-vanilla.

I'm your anti-vanilla. And that's your Uncle Max. And we are going to have a fun show tonight with a rainbow of exciting guests.

And tonight we're going to do what we love to do, which is mix it up. Yes, so we're going to have the author of this book, which I just read.

Yes, I actually read it. That's why I'm all dressed in rainbow. I undid my vanilla marriage, unlearned it. It's what's called unlearned vanilla marriage.

Actually, I don't think I ever learned vanilla marriage. I don't think. But I have a vanilla bedspread, and I think there are going to be some vanilla things coming up tonight

that I'm going to have to desecrate on vanilla eyes. I see a few vanillas out there. I'm looking forward to that. There's something deliciously corrupting about unlearning vanilla.

Consensually, of course. And we're going to learn all about it. We're going to learn how to unlearn with the author. He's going to be on in a few minutes on Webcam,

Rich Woods, and his Honey Jane. But I want to introduce my guests in studio of the Hilton family. Paris couldn't be with us tonight, but we do have Amour. Hello. This is Amour Hilton.

I'm so glad to be here tonight with Dr. Susie. Oh, well, I'm so glad to entertain such, you know, celebrity royalty. Really? I know. I'm all sherbet tonight.

You are. I am. You are sherbet. Let's look at you.

I think I'm a pink pussy pop tonight. You are. You are very deliciously strawberries and cream. Yes, I think Tasia Souter, who looks a little bit vanilla tonight,

might need to be desecrated. I think she must have dressed you. I guess so, huh? Yes.

But you dress yourself up in all different colors. You are not a vanilla girl. Oh, I would say not, definitely. No.

I see your hair is all different colors. Tonight we're going blonde, but usually I do the strawberry vanilla swirl. Well, welcome you on vanilla girl. You are a what?

I mean, you're just a celebrity model adult? Oh, well, I would say I'm a Mrs. Do-It-All, huh? Yeah. Who did the entertainment?

I am proudly an adult model entertainer. I do the casting and the music. I do fashion modeling. I do many things, but I'm mostly proud to be, of course,

in our lovely adult field. This is one of my favorites to be in. Very proud to be here. All right.

Welcome. And here she is back on the Dr. Susan Block show after a little hiatus of a few months. She missed us. And we missed her too, Tiffany Star.

Welcome back, darling. Oh, it's my pleasure. Yes. I love that east coast accent.

What is that? Massachusetts. Yeah. It's northern mass.

Northern mass. Oh, it's so sexy. And down home. I mean, I'm from Philly by way of New Haven.

So, yeah, it makes me feel very homey. Yeah. So welcome back, girlfriend. It's great to be here.

You're here without your girlfriend tonight. Uh, yep. I'm just alone tonight. Well, maybe not for long.

No. You're a very friendly girl. Not very vanilla either. Not at all.

No. Were you ever? No. Did you try to be a vanilla boy when you were a boy?

Uh, no. Two minutes? No. No, not even.

No. Never. You were always ready to swirl. I still swirl all the time.

Yeah. You swirl and you twirl, girl. Okay. Well, welcome T.S. Tiffany Star.

And now, here she is. Virgin to the speakeasy. Oh, she could be vanilla. Wait, is she wearing white?

She is. Oh, my God. We have a vanilla girl to desecrate. Yay.

Yay. Ooh, that's exciting. Her name is Shawnee. Shawnee Reed.

Reed. You're so brand new. I didn't even know you were coming until, like, just a few minutes ago. So, I'm very glad to welcome you into your Virgin show.

I'm very, very, very excited to be here. And it's more, you're more Virgin than, it's not just your Virgin Dr. Susan Block show. This is like, is this your first time on a radio show? Yes.

Actually, I have, I just signed and I have not started, I haven't done any of my first shoots, nothing. So, I am completely original to the industry. Ooh, that sounds fun.

She says, signed so professionally. But let's just say who you signed with. Ideal. Ideal.

Image, management. Image, management. Right. Yes.

Yes. With King James Isaiah, who's somewhere lurking around. What is that? There's something.

More royalty. I think I want to walk over here and just kind of say hello to the guests. Here's Captain Max of the rainbow team. Uh-huh.

He's going to see rainbows now. So, a little way to wear rose-colored glasses. No, no, it smells like good old George Washington tobacco. So, you are all in vanilla.

Have you read a vanilla like? Somewhat, yes. Somewhat. Yes.

You haven't been in the colorful porn industry. No, I've done some dancing. You've done some dancing. Yes.

And relationship-wise? I've always been a freak. I've always loved sex. I've always been very, very outgoing.

Right. And very open. Multicolored. Yes.

Very, very multiballored. Multiflavered. Yes. Okay.

Well, now you're going to be on. Can I ask you a question? Yes, yes. Well, okay.

So, what is it you like the most then? What are you interested in pursuing? Well, I want to make a career out of this. I want to go far.

I'm open to anything. I don't have any limitations pretty much. If I'm going to go, I'm going to go hard. So, I'm ready to go.

Spoken by a virgin. I guess so. With big eyes. We don't know if your stomach's as big as your eyes,

but we love to see, know about big eyes. Because that means you got ambition. Yes. Which is fun.

Very, you know, exciting. Right? You remember when you were just a brand newbie? Well, yeah, but I don't feel like it anymore.

I feel proud of the family now. You are. Not that you're a veteran. Not yet.

Now, here she is. I'm not sure whether to call you a vanilla girl because you are wearing white. I'm senior Colorado.

Yeah. You're being a colada. Oh, this is not vanilla. You do know that, like,

being a colada makes looks like semen, right? Like, it looks perfectly like semen. That makes sense. That's like my naughty twist.

I'm going to go over there and check this out. You know, vanilla can look like semen, actually. Come and think of it. Let's see.

In fact, maybe that's part of the whole vanilla matrix. Are you being a colada or white? The patriarchy. That's exactly the patriarchy.

We're going to see a new triarchy. All right, Mary. I'm, I feel like I should introduce Mary. I'm introducing Tracy, Tracy.

But Mary looks like she wants to say something. And Tracy has a mouthful of, I'm not going to say what. Yeah. So this is Mary Forest, okay, Mary Forest.

Come back. Comedienne and girl about town. Nice to be here. You look incredibly like rainbowsherbitty.

That's the idea. That was my that was my favorite flavor when I was like going to Baskin Robbins as a child lick me We'll see we'll work up to it. We'll work up to it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, work up to it She says as she takes a sip of her drink, which is a lovely shade of whiskey. It's whiskey

I have vanilla cigarettes though. Oh Girls that drink Cameraman Juxley and why you're doing that perhaps you can take a note. No, she still has her mouth full Okay, okay, okay, there's nothing in my mouth. I swear

Dick in your mouth not today Not yet. Actually not yet. All right. So welcome to The show Give it a big hand

See the clutch Watch out. See I have a theme song too. It's perfect. I'm Pina Colada tank. I know that's such a sick song Okay, well very cute very cute. Is this your outfit or did Teja dress? I actually brought this It's all Teja inspired though. I took Teja's wardrobe and pick something of my own. Ah, now you're part vanilla

I mean you love Disneyland you have like a a season pass. That's very vanilla. Although then again I've had sex at Disneyland though. Well, there you go. See that's what that's what happens a lot of the kids A lot of the kids that watch Disney when they were kids are Turning into porn stars

If I could I would have been like I want to be the Alice in Wonderland But kind of Alice in porn land. That's how I see myself There you go. We should where did you have sex in Disneyland? Just curious on a small world You just created my

And it was great too because it was during Christmas time so they have this they're all white everything's in white Yeah, it's really like dramatic and beautiful and such and I was like man. This is getting so annoying Yes, and I had a skirt on anyways. Why not? Well, I'd like to think that you were fucking on it's a small world as a Rebellion against the racism of that ride

It's my favorite ride, but it's the most racist ride in all of Disney. I would want to hope it wasn't a small dick after all Of course all the little nationalities But the Chinese ones and I'm half Chinese Yeah, the Chinese ones are like made of straw with lines drawn on there

I like they're the ones that are the most Unhuman of all of the characters. There's like the Chinese ones are like creepy straw dolls I mean if you see a Mulan though the actual characters even in Mulan when they close their eyes They're just too like slits

All right, so so we have introduced ourselves and we're ready to desecrate vanilla land But we need to learn more about the book. So do we have our author? There they are Wow

Okay, there's rich woods author of Unlearned vanilla marriage in the bar and they're in a nice bar, you know, they got a they got a really cool bar there We have a cool bar too, which we're not in right now. We're in the bed But but the bar is very cool and that must be Jane, right?

Does she do they hear me? Yeah, we hear you We couldn't hear you that's okay So there you are and are we in real time now? Yep. Yep. Okay, so Dr. Susan block show rich woods and your better half Jane is it Jane woods better much better. Yeah, right?

What are you drinking? This is a kind of rump punch that is guaranteed to make you make really bad financial decisions. Oh Okay, so What do you what do you want for the bar?

This is actually my basement. Ah, okay It's also the set of our show I'm forming interviews rather than being interviewed Well, it's a great set to be interviewed. I like it. Most people are just in their office

Yeah, so it's very unvanilla, right and it fits in with your book Unlearn vanilla marriage a different approach to a failing institution Well, this institution has failed so badly that I don't think any of my guests have a vanilla marriage, right? Or even ever or in a marriage or even a marriage

But but a lot of our listeners and viewers in the in the closet do the vanilla closet Do have that and so we we want to learn all about how to unlearn vanilla marriage So tell us about your book and what is the vanilla matrix? Okay

The best way to describe the book for the late person is to picture walking up to dr. Phil and kicking him in the nuts That's I really wrote the book to his audience. There's a bunch of Walmart shopping Moomoo wearing house frows out there who were just orgasm deprived and they're looking for something different and

They're very curious. I mean Jane and I travel the country We meet new and interesting people all over all over the place and there's a lot of people curious as to what our little secret might be and It's not just about negotiating non-monogamy or swinging. I hate the word swinging. It reminds me of a guy

Who looks like Larry Tate from the witch Actually, I love the word swinging because it reminds me of Bonobos really I mean even though it is kind of a hackneyed word It's it's like the bonobos swing from the trees. It is it is it does really describe

the kind of activity that is Engaged in but okay, you know, I I think it's been kind of bastardized But what do you like to call it? What do you like to call what you do? Negotiate back to business again. This guy's a businessman, right?

I mean, that's cool. That's cool, but it's a little business like swinging for me sounds like more fun than negotiating but well true It the words thing has been kind of Imposed in the American vernacular. So we'll go with that's what we do

New and interesting people when we fuck right your swingers, right? They look like swingers that it's very cool There's nothing wrong with being swingers You don't apologize Trump or I go up from it but the vanilla matrix This is what most people are in I mean, I mean not most people that come to the speakeasy

But a lot of people that That are you know out there in the world who what what is that? What do they what are they buying into? We have been we have been conditioned and Obviously, I'm kind of preaching to the choir when I'm talking to you and talking to the people who watch your show

Yeah, but there's a whole other choir that is watching that is in the closet. Remember they're in the closet Right, they know there's something I was in a horrible vanilla marriage. It's less of the worst 346 years of my life and I Knew there was something other than the miserable existence that I was living out

So the vanilla mate is Don't Just know that there's something different We're getting a little interference by the vanilla matrix

I think the marital industrial complex has decided to interfere with our reception, which Is a little disturbing we lost sound okay, so okay, we're working. Can you if you can hear us just put up your hand? Great now we can hear you too How would you describe the vanilla matrix, how would you describe what a good question no idea

But that's a good that she asked it again because you're going to answer it because we couldn't hear before actually I thought of that question We take the red pill or the blue It's It's a great question actually thanks

It's kind of the haze that most of the people walking around people like Don't like us for who we are and what we do when I say us. I mean us and you They walk around this and they they walk around confusing morality with sexuality, and I think they say okay go ahead Go ahead. I'm interrupting. Yeah, go ahead

Okay, I think they they the big lie is that monogamy is natural That you know being just with one person your whole life, and that's it sexually is natural, and then if you can't do that you have to divorce that person and that's

Not true, and that's the big lie. I think that your book is about It's the big lie that another great book that I'm a big fan of sex at dawn by Dr. Christopher Ryan and Casilda Jeffress is also about about our prehistoric origins and how they are kind of

promiscuous Meaning in the true Latin definition of the word promiscuous Mixing mixing of people mixing. I mean that doesn't mean you can't be married and be in love with someone your whole life But never to touch

What you got a mix you got to do a little mixing, right? That's what it down in the bar mixing. Is that what you're doing in the dressing? I'm in the other box last week. No, I didn't I did not get a blowjob for her Just chewed on my zipper it's a foundation of a lot of marriages is the vanilla

Matrix is this whole idea that we have to be true to each other Which is which actually fosters people lying because they'd like to cover up their cheating because inevitably they cheat that's true over a course of time. I would believe that they won can I get an amen That's the vanilla lie I am the anti-vanilla

All right, so so we're all rainbow sherbet here So you guys so did you did you write this because you're swingers or did you? Become swingers because of your philosophy No, actually we started out just kind of

Exploring different stuff. We fell into swinging together. It just it's a great little hobby for us I mean some people ride motorcycles some people play chess. We like to fuck where this we're really funny You know that is just a great hobby when you think about it Do they get jealous over the other person having intercourse or somebody else? That's my question

Yes, jealousy is the of course natural question jealousy happens I guess I would assume you you do but I don't know but I would just want to know how do you deal with jealousy? Yeah, exactly. I really don't get jealous. I love my wife I can attest to the jealousy part from our perspective

I think women's perspective is that it depends on what your relationship is about What your man allows you to feel sexually a lot of men are uncomfortable with their wives being overly sexual great It's a control thing. Yeah, and I a lot of women especially Republicans Hydro sexuality because they don't feel comfortable coming out with it because of

How how their husbands or boyfriends or whoever feel and what for me? What the lifestyle has done is empowered empowered me sexual sexually To express my feelings. I'm not I'm not concerned with that and the jealousy factor doesn't exist because we're completely honest with each other If we're attracted to other people we hey, you know, it's yeah, it's a team effort

Yeah, well, I imagine there's something that you could do to each other to make each other jealous like I guess Dishonesty that would make you jealous That would do it. Yeah. Yeah, there's there's something and this is Johnny Rita. I have a question I'm not so delusional to believe that my penis is the only one on the face of the earth that has the ability to bring my wife to orgasm

It it's a silly premise to operate from and The one thing we do find Lifestyle parties, especially with new couples, but it's typically the husband that asks the wife to go

And then once the wife shows up and she has a great time and she wants to go back You're fading you're having a little interference here again the vanilla matrix is coming down on us Sensoring us now. Now you're gone. I think I think no Joe come on back here. He's rebooting the Wi-Fi

You know another thing I really like about your book is that it it kind of debunks the Mars venus dichotomy of John Gray, which I think is just so John Gray, right? Yeah. Oh my God You know, well, I mean you retired with all this money. Yeah, you got me a lot of money I mean, I guess I think he's got some racket. That's what we're gonna look forward to. He's part of the vanilla matrix

Really and and he's part of what what keeps the vanilla matrix is this whole idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus that That were these opposites that you can only there's probably a porn parody coming of like 50 Shades of John Gray It's going to be a movie Richard wrote a piece against 50 Shades of Gray like a lot of people have but it's very good also about how 50 Shades of Gray is

50 Shades of Yuck Vanilla, right? I think you had a question over there. I have a question that beautiful lady down there on the How do you guys like find other you know people in this lifestyle other couples? How do you go about that if you're interested? I think they're gonna find it through a few through this show

What you do is you move to Jersey, all right, and you start fucking your neighbors Where are you in New Jersey there's swingers everywhere I grew up in Montclair, you know Montclair That's in New Jersey

I'm a Billy girl And Tiffany's from Massachusetts, I wonder if they're into you know hot transsexual girls Have you ever engaged with a transsexual a hot one Tiffany might be the one for you. Yeah, maybe I'm specializing couples

I specialize in everything everything everyone rainbow 31 flavors Well, okay, you know we have a caller. I don't know if we can put a caller on at the same time We have Skype. We're very technically on it, you know, well not vanilla, but I don't think we can put a caller on too So oh

He won't be able to hear him. So I'm just gonna ask his question How should I ask my wife about taboo fantasies? This is from Adam in Chicago He sounds a little vanilla. Is it okay if she plays alone with them? We are newlyweds Okay

Is it okay if she plays alone? Well, yes Adam just because you're married doesn't mean you can't masturbate or that your wife can't masturbate or Does he mean plays alone with other people? I think he means is that what he means without him? Oh Well, I guess if it's okay with him. Yeah, right. I mean that's okay for swingers

You know, it's like a trust thing. Yeah. Yeah, I mean sometimes you always want to be with your Your significant other and sometimes it's actually kind of hot when when you know They go off and come back and tell you the story afterwards when you have sex again Oh, yeah, and that sounds hot, but I have a question if

Let's say that you were just married do rules change do things change like that rather than you guys, you know We're in a prior relationship before getting married Then would it change after you get married? What's the difference? Is that you take vows and then you know how to do this You know how to do that. Well, they go. That's their home. Their home meaning is negotiating. They're always negotiating, right?

Richard and Jane. Let's see them again in their bar. Are they having sex yet? Did you get her top off? Let me see No, we did have sex on the opening Anthony show. Okay. Okay. Well Where can we see them? Can we come back to their image? What oh mar it's up to mar. Oh, no, not me me on the rainbow girl

I want to see I want to see our guest. Okay. Can we see that the the webcam or they go? Oh, okay? Okay, you're not having sex on the table. I thought you would be okay All right. Well, so so we have a question about your negotiations. How long have you been married? The best 15 years of my life. Wow 15 years. And so is this something that evolved?

Over negotiations this swinging lifestyle Yeah, the curiosity. Yeah, we went to a swingers party because we were curious and you said Did you make an agreement just to watch to begin with? We tried that but it didn't work. We kind of fell into it like ducks to water. Yeah

Watch but that didn't quite yeah, we wanted to remember they're still two of our best friends in the world, but we wanted to Having sex with another couple our first party and it's really first work out. It was a lot of fun Well, do you think do you think that this is taking over? I mean our The vanilla matrix has held sway for you know, I mean tens of thousands. Well, not tens of thousands

Maybe 10,000 years. That's it 10,000 years 12,000 maybe And so maybe it's time for another way and maybe the fact that I have all these unvanilla people here I mean, it's not like I said, I only want unvanilla people But you know, maybe that's a sign that things are changing. Do you think things are changing or you think the pendulum just

Yeah Then between BDSM and polyamory and swingers and yeah lawyers and exhibitionists There are a million different things out there that vary from the norm Out there telling you right so so you're part of a wave

We're part of a wave that is maybe a tsunami that's gonna just flood societies all over the world Maybe we are absolutely and it's why as I think it was your producer was saying why the Republicans are freaking out right now Oh, yeah, because they're Republicans, right, right, right. Well, they're very vanilla. Well, if it's a tsunami You know, it's gonna start in Asia

Right. Well, it probably is And yeah, I mean that you know, I mean Republicans. I don't know. There's a lot of Republican swingers That's for sure. Yeah, but the party line is is vanilla. I think he was talking about you You must have said that as a producer

Dad, I'm the producer. Yeah, you're the executive producer. I'm the executive producer The producer is running running around with what looks like vanilla Scoops of ice cream on these things are bigger than yours. I'm telling you they're huge We're gonna desecrate them shortly with strawberry juice. We're excited about this

In fact, I think it's time to do something physical. What do you think? We're gonna keep you on for a few minutes, right? I mean, have you ever ridden a Sybian? I'm asking Jane so she can be jealous. I want to see if she gets jealousy here I am gonna be extremely jealous. See, there you go. I knew she could feel jealousy, right?

Okay, so you have you ridden one or ever? No, I all right matter not had a chance to yet Well, I am going to see who among my lovely guests would like to demonstrate the riding of a Sybian We could have a veteran or a virgin

Veteran or virgin veteran or virgin who wants to ride the virgin. All right Here she is Shawnee all dressed in vanilla white She looks like a little vanilla angel and we are going to desecrate her. Yes, absolutely We're going to corrupt her with colors and

with orgasms and And she is going to unlearn any vanilla that she may have learned. All right Here she is newcomer to the porn industry and to the un Unvanilla world. Hey, baby. I need a microphone. Can somebody help me get that microphone?

So you can speak well, there you are Shawnee, where are you from actually? Well, I was born and raised in Florida, but I've been in Kansas City, Missouri for the past six years Kansas City, Missouri brothers and sisters lovers and sinners. How vanilla can you get Kansas? That is in the middle of middle America, Kansas City, Missouri

Okay, there's a you may not be vanilla in your heart or soul, but you were surrounded by vanilla I guess. Yes. What was that like? It was horrible. High school was horrible. It was ridiculous. What well, okay Elaborate a little bit before you ride the civilian The difference that I've noticed about coming to California is that I can be more open about myself and about my sexuality

Yes, so open you lost your voice. Yes, actually. I was at the playboy Candle in party last weekend. We were at the road screaming. Yes Okay, well then I'm not gonna have you talk too much anymore. Okay. How about a strip tease? Okay, here we go a little music Maestro. Here we go. We are entertaining our guests at the bar

Authors Unlearned vanilla marriage here. She is unlearning her vanilla dress down. It goes and we have Nasty naughty black panties and toplessness. That was quick boy. You can unlearn vanilla really quickly It's amazing how quickly you can just learn it

Look at this beautiful natural Virgin Bonnie out of virgin sex Just The industry

I'm to the show Shawnee Reed Here she is naked except for her high heels. Stand up and shake it, baby

Let's hear it for Shawnee Reed Okay, so take the mic Have you ever ridden the Sybian before? No, I haven't. No. Oh my my my my my Well, you're gonna do it now. Okay, so

Here we go. We of course are very into safe sex here or actually you have to call it safer sex, right? Yes, right because nothing is safe in life, especially Driving on the freeway So look at your panties in the middle of the floor. Oh

Maybe we should yeah put them up here. Ah Look at these lovely panties for panty boys. Oh, no. Oh, yes They smell so favorite. Okay. Now you're gonna sit over there It doesn't have an attachment on because this is your virgin ride and it does have the

The saran wrap on and you just kind of sit over this part here. It's right there Okay, here we go We have other panties for you by the way if you want different panties and and so here we go You're sitting on the Sybian. This is Shawnee

Read honey read. Yeah, and I'm trying to get this Situated here, so maybe I can hold the mic for you so that you don't have to do a thing Okay, so here we go except come Okay, but you don't even have to come you just have to experience the Sybian no pressure

You know if I say you have to come I want to see you come. I did too I'm a therapist. No pressure. Okay, but they want to see you come see my life. Yeah Start slow Get it going. Okay. I'm doing this for Jane to get her jealous

Okay Okay, here we go. Don't hesitate to make sound We're raising the Rhythms

Okay, she's on the Sybian by the way you can get your own Sybian at dr. Susan block comm slash Sybian There she goes Shawnee read riding How's it feel shine? Oh, it feels amazing. Yeah Getting that vulva right up against that Sybian right up against that motor there, baby

Yeah, right it girl Okay, I'm raising the power Just a bit and just a bit more

Here we go Shawnee read. She's right cowgirl style Yeah ride that Sybian girl all the way from Kansas City, Missouri getting on vanilla on the dr. Susan block show

Doing a little loop here just to get a little on vanilla. Okay, I turned it up as high as it'll go It's those PC muscles take a deep breath in and Oh, she's coming now. I think

Okay Nicely done Okay, okay. Yeah, how you doing? You don't have to stand up right away boy. You just don't don't push yourself Wow, just relax relax

That's a very good report I want one. Okay Amazon wish list. Okay. Okay All right. I loved it with my affiliate code Yeah, okay, very good. So so it was great and you usually like vibrators. Yes, you're a vibrator being you have a rabbit

Okay, how about Hitachi? No, I don't know yet. Have you ever used a touch? Oh What you know, we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there. We're gonna get there in just a moment But I just want to find out if Jane is jealous Very jealous. I'm actually on my way there. I'll be there in a few minutes

Come on, please. Well, it looks like the Sybian's still going. So, oh Sybian didn't have enough anyone could just have fun. You're so observant, right? You should stop charging for rides. Yeah Okay, well

We're getting more on vanilla by the moment and And we we've really enjoyed being inspired by your book Unlearned Vanilla. You didn't think it would inspire Sybian rides and and mayhem. Did you it's gonna inspire more mayhem in just a little while? Well, that's the idea is it okay?

Good good and we'd love to keep you. I mean we have another guest. Is she lined up on the webcam? Is she She hit oh, okay. She hasn't well then we're gonna keep you with us Bella has fun with us. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Cool. Okay. Well. Hey everybody I have a question for them. That's actually on behalf of my friend Kim who's in the audience like

Talk a little bit about the Captain America shield in your bar. Oh Captain America that's very unvanilla not I Am a comic book nerd Yeah, you're among friends you're among friends you might be like a comic-con weekend this week. I want to explain

Oh, okay Captain America. I just want to say that he's I've had a few fantasies that involve Captain America, right? After the Avengers it was it was on plus so far. He's still a virgin He might be happy. You can totally take his cherry Blue Captain America is still a virgin. Yeah, oh definitely and a vanilla guy, right?

He needs to be corrupted hot totally totally pent up sexual frustration. Absolutely. So like the Andrews sisters Well, there's some cute comics in unlearned vanilla marriage, there's there's a few little comics here Who did the comics or the comics some little comics? Is it a graphic novel? It's kind of got little little drawings and things, you know

Or did you just swipe these off the internet Really, so you're not just honest in your marriage. Wow Okay, well, yeah, it does. It's a lot of fun So, um, you know, we have a little bar type ritual here on the Dr.

Susan block show since you're in a bar and And we we have our own bar Right by the bed. Where is my vanilla ice cream cone? AKA my producer

Okay, let's see. So who's participated in the agua Drinking ritual you are not allowed because you are still like 19 or something. Yeah crazy age, right? Wow, okay I know forget you. Oh, but uh, are you you're a you're not a teetotaler or anything? Okay, and yeah, you're into variety. I see you're already sipping, but we have our agua agua and how old are you?

21 well congratulations good for you, okay, and Little miss, Missouri. So where's she? Oh, she's she's dripping. Yeah, okay

All right. All right. Well, then I will get the thing started here. I can be a bartender Yes, where is my agua smash me dr. Susie With the bottle. Yes Okay, so here we go. We drink out of dicks here on the dr. Susan block show and so

balls up Yes, and oh here. She is look at these Look at the wait a minute here vanilla

sexy I'm a hot fuck Saturday extra nuts You're a hot fuck Saturday. That is a sweet spanking skirt. Very nice. Yes. Very very nice That is from kinky Eddie. Actually, that's spanking skirt

Right. Is that the one? Okay, here you go Yeah, very nice. Okay. This is perfect Okay

And We can get Bella. Oh, okay. Oh, she's around. All right. Well, we do have another guest So I want to give a big hand brothers and sisters lovers and sinners to

Rich woods author of unlearned vanilla marriage a different approach to a failing institution and His beautiful wife Jane Hey, Jane, and what can we get this? Yeah, thanks for having us doctor. This was this is a lot of fun

Oh, well, we loved having you and come out and visit us if you come to LA, you know Yeah, I actually do I get out there all the time. So he will be out to see oh Then you'll come to my room Keep the symbion handy, by the way. Oh, yes. Yes, absolutely. So will you flash for me?

You know, please get that guy to buy it for you quick flash Actually, these came from Missouri by the way All right from Missouri. Wow. I didn't see the flash. That's how to make them one more

I Could be oh, it's a petite flash. Okay For business reasons, I'm going to kind of pass on the plan. Okay, we have to get the Agua in her when she comes over All right. Well, thank you so much. Thank you so much woods

Okay unlearned vanilla marriage get your neighbor and and we're now going to get our Our other webcam guest who is very on vanilla. Who is it? Bella Vendetta is on the line. Do you know who she is burning angels famous burning angel porn star, right? And and we're getting her up, but while we're doing that. We are pouring the drinks. Okay, and

And here we go. I'm going to investigate. I guess I'm I'm all over tonight. That's in this area Yes, there's a lot of Multicultural smells Yes

It's really cool. Oh Doing my rounds, you know, Eddie. This is a brilliant And this is a multi-colored Salt

Okay mixture. Mm-hmm. So here's here's what you do. All right. Are you going to be my guinea pig here? Okay, so I will give a demonstration now brothers and sisters as we are getting our guests ready you first lick the surface of the body part that you are putting your

Salt onto and that would most likely be a nipple, but it could be anything Okay, so it's sticky and then whoops you put the salt on my salt is blue. I'm excited This is a little scary. I'm you know, but it's a new experience the blue and this is not coke Just no, oh, right. It looks like that you get salt. Okay, it's not blue. No, it's salt

But I have a tip in front of me Wow And then you sip okay or Guzzles, okay, so let's say hi to Bella while you guys can can start your shots

If you like A bunch of pictures. Yes. So Bella is is over here or somewhere There they go Okay, there they go. Now we have Tiffany

Licking up the lovely titties. Oh beautiful big nipples on pretty petite titties Amor Hilton. Yes Paris eat your heart out. Hey, can we cut to that? Yeah, can we can you do that again? Can we do that one more time? We missed that in the mix. Yeah, we missed it. All right. Well now we're on to other titties here. This is

the Tiffany titty being salted and Oh, yes, it's the blue salt which isn't so salty actually it's kind of sweet But I believe that juxtapose leather manufacturers is going to be getting us salty or salt soon

But in the meantime, we are using pixie sticks It's good. It's good. It's yummy. Mm-hmm. Agua the drink of champions. Okay, you got to get yours I know I know I think we have Bella. Oh Bella there. She is Bella vanilla, I mean vendetta, right

Hey, Bella Hi, hi, how you doing shots of I was I was doing shots with you. Oh, yeah, you can do shots where you are I'm doing shots of water. It's like a it's a dry Saturday night where I am. Oh, yeah Well, you know you're on the East Coast. You can't get anything after certain

Oh Susie, I thought that I was having a shot off this lovely girl. Why is she on why she on Skype? I thought I was doing a shot off this girl Bella. Oh my Bella Bella you're you're wanted in the womb room Please

We have pixie sticks and and liquor, baby And it's on vanilla night, which is why I am dressed like 31 flavors and my my my consort here The lovely Shawnee Reed is not dressed at all And uh, and so, um

You know, we we're just been discussing this book Unlearned vanilla marriage. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever been vanilla in your life? No, never. It was never really an option. I'm thank you before I even realized what You know, thank you was saying

You were just born multicolored Yeah, it was just a born freak. What can I say? I think we're all born multicolored But maybe sometimes we try to be vanilla. You never even tried No, I never tried

Can I can I just throw in that girls with tattoos are a huge turn on for me? And she just looks absolutely gorgeous. She's got some hot tattoos. Can you can you show us some of your? If you could show me some that would be like a great fantasy material I just uh, I'm getting my squeeze work done. So that's what's uh, that looks

This is I got a little bit done. I'm getting more tomorrow and I guess as soon as you get tattoos, you're not very vanilla Right and you've got two eyeballs on your clavicles there. Peacock fevers and she hangs. Oh, those are peacock feathers I thought they were eyeballs. Oh, wow. Those are cool. Well, you know peacock feathers look like eyeballs

Yeah I love the picture of you Bella with the flowers in your butt Oh the flowers in your butt. I missed that one and the suspension Thing that we just I just did was really the moon. That was like a new experience for me. It was very cool

It was all human Human base and like ties me upside down if I like over my head. It's a decay of flowers coming on my ass One of my mouth Wow, well, you have a very fertile ass

You know flowers bloom flowers bloom from your ass or bud as the case may be Yeah, um, I mean, don't they call the asshole the rosebud, right? So Sometimes right so Nice nice. It was a sleigh

A sleigh Citizen cane reference. Sorry. Oh, oh, right, right, right, right, right. Wow You know, you you have to do a shot off as somebody's titty for that You know, that's that's it or your titty. I I need to do it. Okay. Okay. Here I come. I'm coming

Okay, all right, we're gonna do a titty shot now Bella so you can one of us is doing it. I don't know. I mean, uh, I think, uh, I think I think I'm gonna do it off of your titty Yeah, you should come come up here. Okay. All right. Here we go And this is the amazing, uh, Mary forest who's wearing a very sexy very

Sort of elegant corset She she's often very elegant. Yeah. Okay. And uh, and why don't you be the microphone holder here? Okay. Okay In fact, you didn't get your uh, your shot. No, so maybe we should both do one off of her Right, we should we should do one off of her together. How does that have any of the photographers notice Susie's butt right now?

It's very picture worthy your my butt skirt is literally going right down your crack. Oh, it's in my crack perfect cheeks. It's Yeah, except when I bend over it splits. Okay, right. Okay. I'll stick it in there perfect cheeks. All right. All right. All right. So Uh, pull that out. Yep. Thank you. Oh, what beautiful nipples you have my dear Here we go

Okay, how about the other one's hiding First you, um, first you lick. I'm telling Bella. This is the instructions here I don't know if she missed out on this first you lick and then you put the salt on Right salt. Whoops. Oh, you didn't lick yours yet. Okay. Here we go salt and now

And And there we go Okay, so now your turn Bella Bella, where is she?

Take it off. Ah, we have a little Come back. Okay. Oh wait, you're gonna have one off of me, right? Okay. We're trying to get uh, oh We're trying to get her back. Okay. She's kind of back. Hey, she's back. Oh, there she is. Hello And a bell of indigo is the queen

By the way, the one that likes the tattoos I don't know if you can see me and she has a lovely tattoo on her chest. That's from church. I mean speaking of vanilla You know, I mean she has a church tattoo on her chest on her, uh, left breast lead me What psalm is that?

It's actually james James 112 James 112 Wow

That's like taking vanilla. I mean, that's kind of desecrating vanilla right there. That's like organic vanilla Organic vanilla I see. Okay, uh, so, um, who's doing shots now anybody you want to do one? You're gonna do one. Oh

You're gonna do one Here you go Oh What's in the way oh my fingers

Here we go Amour your hair is all messed up. It's very sexy No, no, it's pixie sticks this time. Oh, did you want to do one? Yeah, okay Whoa. Yeah. Okay. Here we go salt. I am providing. I'm a I'm a dinner plate tonight. Yeah

Okay Thank you very much. Um, that was lovely really Okay, very lovely. All right. So, uh, I feel like we have to you know, really ruin some of these vanilla people Right, right, don't we

You want the rest of the girls Susie The rest of the girls. Yes, they're coming. Do I want them? Yeah, I want to move Bring them up. I want the vanilla girls up here. I want to desecrate their vanilla Yeah, absolutely

Well, we're gonna figure it out tonight I think we we have some cherry juice here and then there's always just ripping their clothes off There's there's different different styles of that. Um, so I Bella, let me see you again There's Tiffany. Oh, there's my studio. It's oh, there she is

Um, so we're can can we do some off of your boobs? Can can we like pretend like you've got salt on them? Can you show us your boobs? Here we go Oh very nice costume malfunction now we should all make

Mmm Another interesting fact about Bella is her pussy hangs in a fine art gallery Ah, and show us your back thigh tattoos. They're so cute Step right up there

All right girl, daddy's girl daddy's girl. Oh, and there's the roast butt asshole, right Did you really have flowers in your butthole? So actually my whole group of guests came up on the bed. All right. Well, that's kind of cool. What flavor are they? Uh, okay. So what flavor I'm gonna have Bella help me out here. I think that, um

That amour is strawberries and chocolate. She's got chocolate down her legs I thought that it was pink pussy poppy black cherry. Oh, okay. Okay pink pussy popping black cherry. Are you a pussy popper? I guess so I just missed one. Would you would you do some pussy popping? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah pussy popping. Okay. Yeah, okay

All right. We're ready to sit down in front of your computers. We're doing some pussy popping now This is some tissues Eat your heart out parts And nicky live, okay, you know

You won't see that on how it's turned So I think you have to do you have enough room to do your pussy popping. Okay. She's straddling now and This is an interesting form of pussy popping Oh, this is the european version

All right, and and it ends with a kiss. I I thought the pussy popping was a whole different thing But you know it just You're stepping on my wire Yeah, okay

You can kiss would you like to kiss? How about a nice kiss? Amore, have you ever ridden a sybian? I never have before actually maybe once in private, but I've been made But maybe not me. Would you like to ride a sybian?

I would like to I have to ask bella, bella And you hold the mic, okay, and I hold the controls baby Okay, and bella. Have you ever ridden a sybian?

No, you know, I'm allergic to latex and they're always the cock on them is always latex I have yet to find one that has like a non-latex cock on it. I've only one. Oh, oh, yeah, you're right. It is latex You know, I think we have to change the uh, the Saran wrap speaking of latex the pants should come off. Yes

They should Amore Are you of italian descent bella? Yes, I am. I thought so. I knew you knew that song, right? Here she is. Amore. Get some pictures. Get some pictures

Oh, look at this pretty pussy. Whoa Wait, wait, wait I pride myself on this pussy. I don't know who says Well, you should pride yourself on this. I have a pretty damn beautiful pussy. I see that

You have a very beautiful pussy. Damn beautiful, as a matter of fact. It's great. My husband likes your pussy, too This is part of our unvanellaness Now he's going to go talking about Amore's pussy tonight. Can you say to them and tell me I'm vanilla? Uh, you know

Well, my vagina may be bad. If I'd seen that when I was a little boy, I'd be way better off today Whoa, look at that, but yeah beautiful beautiful, but this is Amore Hilton brothers and sisters Okay, and I guess the ponies. Maybe should the ponies come off, right?

We've had enough ponies. The ponies are great. The ponies are fantastic You know, here we go She's like, yes, I do. Yes, I do Pony off. Okay, here we go. And uh, and now I think are we ready with the civilian?

What are we doing? Okay, excusez-moi Excusez-moi. Okay, and you hold this microphone because you're just so good at that And uh, you don't need to hold it for me

And just you want to get your clip right here on the end of the of the little Whoa, there we go. There we go Suzy is psyched on this right now. I am so psyched, you know, I just getting Barbie on this freaking suit My sort of indy 500 right here. Yeah. Okay, so

now uh Whoa, we have a question What are the average amounts of semen that come out of your cock when you come?

Oh, Lake and Florida wants to know this the average amount of semen Um, I think it's not as much as you think it will be I don't know. Do you you're smiling like you have an answer to that question Do you know what's the average amount of semen that comes out of your cock when you come?

Uh, I don't know. Is it just like in general or is he talking about like my cock? I think your cock actually, uh, he obviously hasn't seen any of my scenes, but a lot A lot a lot a lot a lot. Okay. Here we go. Okay. We're gonna start. Yeah, okay. Forget this discussion stuff We're okay. Teja already put it up to halfway. See I take a little longer, but Teja Teja is into

Movement quick quick quick quick. Here we go. Here we go. No reactions. And where's the microphone? Where's that mic? Okay. Teja's got the mic. Yep You're waiting. Okay. Let's also see that face. You hold this. You can just lean over. When this camera's up to that, put them. Yeah That's a really nice put them

Yes, okay, except you don't want to look that way because there's no camera that way, right? So, uh, yeah So here so I think I'm just doing everything. Here we go Oh my god The clues get tight. Oh, yeah

This is great. Look at Mickey She's like a piece of candy to roll down the mountain over the snow That wasn't bad. That was a great

That was great I think every girl in america needs one of these If they can I'm pretty sure every girl in America absolutely and we need to make a glass one for bellows Right?

Yes, I would love it. Yes, absolutely. Someone needs to make a normally tech version But you know you can enjoy it. That was like two seconds. That's horrible Two seconds. Yeah, that was like a two second orgasm It's a pretty sweet vendetta

Teja she drives some days And she'll come back and take a break for five minutes and ride the cibion for an orgasm I would too. If this isn't my house, I'd be doing the same thing. I'm not gonna lie Then we go to the bar later

And talk there's I love She's the only person that we can diverge nice on the server Oh, she wants to yeah, that's what we're gonna do right now

virgin eyes Smoke out of a pussy. You got that Howard? I have not seen that done. So I would love to see this I don't know what you smoke out of. Well, um, we're really cool. Uh, I'm gonna let teja take charge of that

Right out of pussy, uh, but, um, unbelievable. Great to show on there. Oh, I'm having a blast Even just watching but I think you should do a striptease for us. What do you say? Just the striptease no that's to start a doctor we we perhaps As soon as we could have a reverse striptease where she puts the clothes back on really slowly

But she doesn't have it. She has her clothes on already the other one Oh, like that I don't think they want to put their clothes on You know

All right, so we are going to have a striptease from tiffany star Here we go, uh, little music, please and is bella still there. Can we switch to her once in a while? Yes Oh bella's there. That's it. Look at that. Bellena. We're bella. Bellena. Yeah, great Between bella vanilla bella donna bella

Bella, can you see all of this? Being helped by a more help Yeah, shake that. Oh, yeah Fourth of july action here brothers and sisters

Little americana T s How you doing there bella? I have to check Yeah, uh, can you see us bella?

I wish I was there. I can't see you guys. I could when I was on before and now I can't oh you didn't see tiffany's tranny dance Oh damn, uh, you're gonna have to do it again tip. No Uh Oh, oh nice, uh, I okay. I think there's now gonna be

Something else going on here Oh, this is a very unvanilla show. This is very unplanned, but I guess it goes to the theme of vanilla Okay, this is a strawberry dick behind you. Yeah, right. You just lean right up against this dick It's perfect for you. You just look like a real strawberry girl. What is this thing?

This is just a little. Oh, I was holding my lady friend's jacket. Oh Oh, okay, okay, but there you go. Uh, someone you know, I'll do that after I got it now Where are you from amor?

Well, I'm a very very very proud person. I'm by coastal l.a in new york city. I knew it New york accent. Oh, yeah Lube for weed. Oh, oh, this is a little lube lube for weed, right? I'm good. Okay, here we go Oh, you're you're good. Jen. James says spit and so the lube. I agree

Yeah, uh adult play parlor susan. Yes. Oh that says break up the uh Peter piper. Ah the peter piper is here adult play parlor and we thank adult play parlor for giving it to us Uh lower cavities the lower reaches of humanity are in there. That's what we all think She's also getting pussy juice all over the pot, right?

Okay, don't light it too close to her pussy. Okay No, no, we're not we don't want to burn the clip here Heat it up, but don't burn it. What okay careful careful. We have fire on board Okay, here we go tasia suitor is now puffing away on the peter piper from adult play parlor. That's from adult

Hey, don't forget to listen to their podcast. Oh, it's very hot. That is the hottest thing. I swear it is I wish I I was like, uh, my beautiful uncle ron jeremy where I could just kind of do that myself But I can't oh yeah, no, no, no, no, you'll have to do it out of somebody else. Yeah, I can't do that far out of uncle jeremy But you can suck it after it comes out of you

Have you ever smoked from a pussy pipe? Okay, here we go Here's tiffany She's ready to take her puff

And then we have to desegrate tasia's tits, I think Where's that strawberry sauce? Smoking pussies smoking pussies from adult play parlor. Yeah, thank you And we have some toys

With our 31 flavors, we haven't given out our adult play parlor toys yet. Okay. Okay. Well, I guess I should take one I think you should right, huh? I mean, I gotta do it as win in Rome. Okay, so you hold this And I come around like this And yep like that. Okay, somebody else talk now. No, uh, talk

Right now Talk to bella. Yeah, talk to bella. Let's talk to bella. Tell us what you think bella Have you ever smoked out of a peter piper? No, I haven't I would love to

Oh bella, you gotta But please don't touch my mouth to la and be there. It looks like way more fun Yeah, you do I have never had

a married juana Out of my vejeje, but it felt pretty freaking awesome. Oh, yes. I only wish someday I can smoke a pussy pipe as well Well, we have various ways of getting unvanilla on this show And um, and now we are going to do something very meaningful

Okay And symbolic Okay, where's teja? Where is this? What's happening? Strawberry? We're gonna we're now going to desecrate you you're going to lie it across our bodies

Wait, what is that? Okay, we're I've never had a pussy pipe before amazing. Oh my god, snappy cheerio. Okay Oh, here we go. Well, what position I just wish that I was next on the list, but apparently you're gonna lay upside down and I wasn't the smoker

Okay, so Okay, so here we go So she teja is getting into position Okay, and

She is going to be desecrated. This is vanilla. This is teja is representing the vanilla matrix Teja is the vanilla matrix brothers and sisters And okay, you put the microphone up to her because you have to hear her Okay, how do you feel vanilla matrix? I feel like making everyone get a divorce and leaving children fatherless

Okay, that's what you do. That's what you do and now we're going to make you honest We're gonna put the strawberry swirl Yes Yes

Yes Yes now one of your tits is still pure But we're not gonna let it Put the microphone to her face. Okay, there we go

Okay, how do you feel you are half corrupt? Oh, it hurts. Somebody help me. Okay. It hurts so good here. We're gonna do it more I suck It feels so good to desecrate the vanilla matrix It feels so good here

Oh, it does taste bad Yes, now lick it off. Okay. I'm bored There she goes Now you will experience the pleasure of honesty and being outside of the vanilla matrix

And now you see the pleasure of multi-flavorful life Lick it off her face, right? She looks bloody like that. Oh, it's on you now Let's renegotiate this agreement So a little like coughs here, Teja

I want to negotiate our agreement. Oh, yeah. Oh, the negotiation. We're renegotiating. Well, just you know more I want to fuck a more too. Okay. Okay. All right. All right A more is so delicious. Yeah, that's good. That's good. So married married and I'll fuck a more. Okay That's some more

Like oh amore amore. Look at the Bella I don't know someone can crack now speaking of Bella. How are you doing over there? She's there So give us she was the one I supposed to be I love that shot of her initially Give us some Bella's a cheese. Give us some some gossip on Joanna Angel

No, I don't have any I haven't really been doing work with her in the last year So I don't I don't get the juicy gossip anymore. Well, obviously you're old. It's okay. I talked to you tonight You look like you wanted to talk Just pose for the pictures just lay there. Yeah, looking

Oh the book. Oh, right. Oh, yes, we should hold the book over you. Yes Yeah, that's right Wait, wait, wait, where's the where's oh, yes, here we go Uh, so now here you speak. Oh, okay. We're doing a picture. We're doing a picture. Oh

Oh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh, is it? It actually matches the book. It's all red So Bella, what are you doing lately promote yourself? Um, well, I'm like redoing my site right now. So all of my time has been like

Change of this computer and coding and color correcting pictures of my vagina and things like that Color correcting pictures of your vagina Speaking of different colors. What uh, what color should it be pink red purple? It's pink. It's pretty pink. No

But it's been edging a lot. Did you turn off my microphone? I'm going to the bathroom Oh I've released the vanilla matrix and it's scary Oh

Whoa, Bella, when are you going to come out to the west coast? Yeah, I'm coming out there in january for like a whole month So I'm gonna have to come and play in the studio. So it looks like way more fun We you know, we'll save some syrup for you

Uh, okay. Oh, uh, put the microphone up. I'll come back if you want me to in january Tiffany's gonna come back with a whole new ass. I'm going to I'm getting uh, More sedge is gonna get my thighs and my ass done and I might make my tits double these instead of single these And then you get to play with those too

Wow So, I mean everyone on this bed has a free pass. So Yes, yes, and and how about your cock? You're not getting anything done to that. I don't need anything under that Nothing at all. I think the girls want to see more of your cock. It's not it's it's not even hard right now

It's just like bleh. All right, you know play around to a little play What was that? I said, we love it, babe. You love it. Oh, yeah Do you want to touch it? Sure, can I? Yeah, you can go touch it. Come touch it

Come hibbers I'm sorry. Yeah, what do I need? You have chardonnay hands. I wish I had blue ponies here Yeah, it's okay How's she doing? Uh, she's doing well

These long nails look at that Yeah, you feel good So I can get pretty big but you know the alcohol. Oh, no more drinks for you. Oh, no, no more drinks She thinks it's not gonna

She'll be like, ah, yeah, I'm hard again. Don't stop you going Oh the Amor Hilton pussy I don't want a sheep You got you got syrup all over my sheep

It does actually work. I'm not sure do the sheeps actually work the sheeps. Um All right, you know that that's just a jk. It's you know, it's it's a blow-up sheep Yeah, it's fun. I like it You know, but your hand. Oh her hand is sticky. Oh the sheep is sticky. Yeah. Yeah, don't don't mess with that sheep

That sheep needs to be clean I was just helping the sheep over the fence, I swear All right, that's the shepherd's joke right the shepherd's excuse. Oh, yeah, that still feels good though. Don't stop Oh, she's now got a conversation going. Don't you hate when that happens? Don't stop. No, my hands are sticky. Don't don't stop

Maybe she needs help now. You need my hands all sticky. Oh I need help. Yeah Oh, she said yeah, I don't know. I mean, you know, look at you look at this beautiful mini mouse Oh

Suck in the dick of T s Tiffany star And there she is a more hilton

looking just as beautiful as I don't know as as Paris Hilton. I guess but you know, but but with better tits and Ah and better hair and a bet and a better cocksucking technique. That's for sure. We all know about parruses That's helping a lot really really good. She is getting drunk dick hard. Yes. Oh, look at this. She knows how to do it

beautiful barefoot Amor Hilton, oh Suck in that dick. Oh, she's doing a really really good job. You're having a really really good time. Aren't you doing?

Yeah, you do you do. Well, it's only your second time. You didn't know for sure It's like, you know, this is totally spontaneous And totally beautiful and totally unvanilla. I think every different persuasion Across the universe would agree that this is a beautiful unvanilla moment

Yes, totally more hilton. Oh suck it girl. Oh my She's here. Ballas wishes. I do wish I was there Bella is enjoying this. Bella. Give us a little bit of your commentary Yeah, I could use bell on the other side Oh, this is such a tease. Like I almost wish that I

Didn't come because it's such a tease, but I guess I'm glad I'm here. Anyway, what a nice view Yeah, look Bella. You can see her looking down on her view Yeah, and it's looking good and uh, Whoa, oh, yes. Oh my god. Amor hilton

Is just sucking tiffany star's cock with such beauty and grace and know-how It is phenomenal. It's just it's just uh, and mini mouse ears. It's impressive. It's it's it's gorgeous It's just a and and the mini mouse ears right or bow or whatever the fuck they are. Yeah I mean, this is great

Ah, and now you are in your glory hard and beautiful Mmm, tranny and she fuck. Oh, yeah. Yeah

Okay, she looks good, you know, uh, where's my assistant? Oh, she'll stick it. Um, I need a condom Right or do I yeah? She says no Industry or oh

Well, whatever you ladies like We we have all facilities and we're equipped Hmm, but she is sucking it so good. Isn't she Doing a great job. You you are impressed. Yeah, you're here to learn. I'm doing you're here to learn, right?

Okay, I Okay Bella Bella is watching I can tell okay. Here we go. Okay Uh, yeah

Um, yeah want? Yeah, yeah Oh We are just coming to the climax of the program here brothers and sisters. Yep, and uh tracy sweet has

Entered the stage because she sees that uh, it's time for bubbles. That's right. Oh, yes. Oh, yes lean on me, baby Okay, yes, and uh, yeah, oh Oh, yes, you can just lean against me, baby. Yes Oh, yes, yes, don't get the bubbles quite all the way up the bud try to aim them a little higher. Yeah, great

Okay, here she goes Yep. Okay, brothers and sisters. We are getting very unvanilla Okay, now someone should hold this microphone to them if I'm going to hold this one Uh, I think the action is going on over here. You have to come around this way. You're you're now in the tech department

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, here they are. They are fucking brothers and sisters We have fucking or maybe I should take this. Okay. It looks like I should yeah, okay We have tiffani star is uh on the bottom and a more hilton is on the top

And uh tracy is blowing bubbles Yeah, tracy sweet and oh and then and we're getting this fucking. Yeah, it's all together Unvanilla fucking Oh, oops. Oops. They fell out

Bubbles in the vagina. Okay. Okay. I got bubbles in my vagina now. All right. All right. Stop the bubbles for a moment now Stop the bubbles. Okay. Do something else tracy. Right. Okay Here we go. We're gonna have now how bubble is fucking except there's a bubble in your butt right there I'm gonna pop it. I know I pop the bubble in the butt. Yeah

Okay, we're gonna have a moment of no bubbles and then we'll have bubbles again But now we're getting serious fucking brothers and sisters. This is serious good time Fucking. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah

Listen to the sounds of sex Oh So, yeah, I'm gonna be an adult con july 27 through the 29 Come see me and my best friend Anna Fox. We're gonna have a booth together and it is

Okay, it's it's gonna be a fun party. All right. All right. Thank you very much and back to you That was my fantasy has come true. Yeah, it um, probably would have been bad if I didn't drink so much Oh Well, I think it was excellent. I'm not satisfied unless they bust. So I'm a little bit sad right now

You know, there's the after party If the after party, I hope this one's here. Yeah. Yeah, she's here. I can bust too. So she's gonna bust All over your bust. Oh, yeah Oh, she's gonna bust

Oh, yes, look at this My fantasy came true. What exactly was your fantasy? Well, you know, they got her but you weren't quite included in it. So what do I know now? Well, there's just still the after party

But you mean you've never uh had sex with a she mail before I never have but I've always wanted to so I absolutely first time With a trans woman with a t s with a transsexual beauty and you got one of the most beautiful Tranny girls in the world. Oh, that's a sweet Tiffany star. Absolutely. But she deserves it

She deserves the best. This is a more hilton Having a first time experience saying that Tiffany star is one of the hottest bitches I have ever banged and I hope to do it in the future Absolutely besides dr. Susie mainly on vanilla. Well, you know the after party

Yeah, we can we can make that happen. Oh, yeah, yeah, baby Well, uh, we're having a fun time here whoo Okay

Ah, what time is it? Where are we? What count what country are we in? Okay, okay. All right I think we're we're ready to wind ourselves up just a bit here. Yeah And uh, wow, this has been an amazing show full of of color and variety

And uh, and the many many flavors of human sexuality And uh, and they've all been delicious. Yeah, so um, so I want to thank everybody. Um, thank you bella Hey, thanks for having me. I can't wait to come in person

Yeah, you have to maybe you can maybe you can find like a non-latex city and talk for me so that I can get my Find something for you. No no problems. Definitely find something for you Uh, you know, you you got to be here and you know, maybe you could ride the wooden horse. He's he's very organic um

And and of course, uh, you know the um, the pussy pipe is glass Oh, perfect. Yes, absolutely. So Sean Shawnee has read is our virgin. Thank you for joining us And do you have a twitter account yet? Um, I'm getting it. It's being currently. Oh, you gotta get it get it girl Okay, and thank you, uh, mary forest. I'm at mary forest on twitter. Okay

And um, thank you for your titty. Uh, yeah, and uh, and let's see. Thank you. Um, wow Look at this microphone around. Yeah, I'm more Uh, see, see, yeah. When do I get my chance with you, my girl? Well, you know, I mean I wish you guys could see what I'm looking at after party

Yeah, yeah, you can only see if you go to uh, Dr. Susan block.tv Your cheapskates are only listening aren't you? Right. Okay. So where do we find you bella? I mean, I'm bella. That was bella. I'm more

I am a taco bella. Now you can find me at twitter.com slash amore hillton and no, if you put an am or you are you're in trouble It's am or hillton. Okay And tiffani You can find me at

www.tiffanistarxxx.com and that's two hours in star and also tiffani star ts on twitter And you can also find me on fat life just by searching tiffani star. Oh, yeah Well, we're glad you dropped in and Um at tracy sweet underscore xxx

That's where you are and that's tracy with an e. You know where the e goes, right? Figure it out. Okay, and uh, your microphones is gonna put it tighter. Please tighter Thank you. He always says make it tighter. Okay, so still still kind of Well, here we go. Here we go. Okay brothers and sisters lovers and sinners

We are gonna wind up the formal part of the show, right? Okay And uh, and we want to thank our kissing cousins the bonobos for just being there still with us They are endangered but not extinct yet and the bonobo genome has just been sequenced So we're really excited about that because it's proving all the things we've been saying

Which is that the bonobos are our kissing cousins. They swing from the trees as well as with each other They are the original swingers. They are the original non-vanilla primates Of course, actually, none of the primates are actually vanilla. None of them except Except gibbons gibbons and they're really far from us

But gibbons are the only ones that are really monogamous and and like to be monogamous and they have sex about once a year So there you go But bonobos have sex all the time and with all different members of their community and

And they are Very peaceful. They never make war unlike common chimps and humans and they never murder each other and The males rarely rape the females and if they do all the other females gang up on them So it's a lot of female solidarity in bonobo land because the females are all having sex kind of like here

Anyway Um make like bonobos not baboons make love not war Make make unvanilla, you know mix it up swirl it 31 flavors and more Somebody brought you a penis cake. We just want to show it. Oh, yeah, and then we're gonna eat it

Absolutely. Can you guys bring the penis ice cream and cake bring it in here? Let's see this cake. Wow. Let's look at it Yeah, let's let's examine the cake Yeah, well, we're waiting. Let me fix your microphone. I'm gonna fix my microphone darling. Yes. Thank you very much So sweet. Okay. Now we're going to sit here in silence. No, no

And wait for this cake that's coming in a penis cake We're not gonna eat it here. Oh, no. No, can I smear it all over? Maybe we had all that cherry sauce and stuff What? No, no Oh

Yeah, where's that? Oh, you're holding the microphone. Okay, so we're gonna wait for this penis cake. Yeah, it's coming. It's coming It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. Oh Okay, bring it up here. Look and you know this guy, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, this is uh ultra vulgar superfine Ryan Esteban

Stabil Okay, yes. Yes, you missed. Okay here. Give him the microphone. Let let him speak for a moment Give him a mic or where's the other mic? These are some very very special cakes, so you might want to

Okay, tell us about the cakes or tell us about something. Okay. Oh, oh she she does that with cake She she she desecrates cake Yeah, oh Just suzientation. I mean, I think it's probably everybody's birthday at this point

Yeah, everyone else as well. Okay All right. This has been a circumcised cake here. Um, I think badly circumcised But by a drunken mo health Oh really really it's it's a bad one. All right. Well, um, thank you for the cake and uh,

It's good to see you ryan Love you dr. Susie Ah, all right It's bonobo time. Okay. Make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight

Even if that someone is Even if that someone is a penis cake Watch out watch the equipment talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else You can talk to us

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