Coming hard into the third big wankin’ weekend of the merry Masturbation Month of May, on the night the Rapture didn’t rap, I opened my Womb Room to a bevy of popular transsexual porn stars and one very intriguing award-winning filmmaker…

Though last week at the Speakeasy began with a shocking betrayal (more on that later), things took a sweet turnaround when the Bonobo Gang, friends and lovers stepped out in our big black Obama bus to the 40th anniversary party at the Pleasure Chest, helping men, women and everyone in between hump comfortably since the 1970’s. And though we are still trying to repair the damage left in the toxic wake of our ex-producer’s rampaging exit, it’s nice to be able to take a break from all that to do a stimulating RadioSUZY1 show exploring the fine art of teaserama. That is, teasing…and pleasing, from saucy and retro to freaky and nouveau, where fetish meets burlesque for a body shot. Tonight’s guests range from blood orgy vamps who pierce themselves for your pleasure right on the air, to a whipped cream pie-playing, topless, cheesecake-style pin-up, burlesque dancer. Because why throw a pie in a face when you can slap it on some pretty titties and then lick it off?

Coming hard into the third big wankin’ weekend of the merry Masturbation Month of May, on the night the Rapture didn’t rap, I opened my Womb Room to a bevy of popular transsexual porn stars and one very intriguing award-winning filmmaker….

Spring hath sprung on RadioSuzy1TV, now playing our rambunctiously sexy Spring Fever Bacchanalia, celebrating the glorious sexual and spiritual rebirth of the Earth with wild Dionysian abandon, deliciously nasty sex, fun, wisdom, collective joy, orgiastic ecstasy and a burst of fresh fragrant Spring Showers (female ejaculation) to whet our erotic appetites and make our libidos bloom. First up on my Show Bed is sweet Sara Jay, her big-as-beach-balls boobs bouncing with a Springy flair and a proportionately large Springy butt. Sara welcomes the equinox orgasmically with a little help from my funky new “Two Fingers & a Thumb Fun” vibrator that is the best mechanical facsimile of the “come here” gesture used to finger the G-Spot that I’ve ever seen.. If you or your partner need a lot of fingering, this “handy” little device can save you from carpal tunnel syndrome; and lo and behold, it makes Sara Jay squirt!