Valentine Lupercalia 2012

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You're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers, sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, valentine flowers and lupercallion vloggers. All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex with a capital X.

Amen. Can I hear an A woman? A woman. I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. Tonight we are celebrating the great, ancient, almost prehistoric holiday of lupercalia. The lupercalia to you.

Lupercalia, just in case you don't know, is the pagan prehistoric antecedent to Valentine's Day. And it's Valentine's time, you know, if you're tuned in live. So Valentine's Day, yes. We all know the hallmark legend, don't we? Yes. The saint, Valentine, a Christian priest, supposedly celibate, who is said to have married boys and girls in Rome

against the will of the evil Emperor Claudius, who had decreed that none of his soldiers should marry so that they'd be strong like Trojans for war, hang out with their gay buddies, you know. I want to marry no women, getting them pregnant and having to pay for that, you know. So anyway, good saint Valentine is said to have married these devout and pious newly Christian men and women, boys and girls, in secret.

And then, of course, he was caught and, well, then they found out he was Christian. And then, well, of course, he was condemned to death because Emperor Claudius was very evil, unlike popes to follow him, of course, we know. Right, right, right, right, right. Or the presidents. Anyway, this Emperor Claudius, bad, bad guy, he's got Saint Valentine in jail.

And Saint Valentine being this miracle man, you know, he creates a miracle. And this was very good for the greeting card industry, I want you to know this miracle. And this miracle was that he healed the blind, the jailer's blind daughter, the blind daughter of his jailer. She was blind and he had saintly, ophthalmological skills.

And so, she fell in love with him, I would too, you know. And, of course, they couldn't have sex because he was Christian, he was a priest or something and it could only do with little boys. No, actually, he was in jail so they couldn't do it. But anyway, she fell in love with him and then he was killed.

But just before he was killed, he left her a Valentine. A note, which, of course, she could now read because she could see thanks to his saintly, ophthalmological skills. It all worked out so well, so Hollywood, you know. And that's probably because none of it is true, none of it.

There were probably about six or seven Valentine's who were, you know, Christian martyrs, none of whom are said to have married anybody against the will of Claudius or anything like that or wound up in a jail or had any kind of ophthalmological skills at all. But this holiday was created for you and me.

Really, well, for many reasons. Capitalist reasons, romantic reasons, ideal, ideological reasons. The ideal is the enemy of the real. So let's talk about reality now.

What is the real Valentine's Day? Why did our church fathers, and they were just fathers. The mothers didn't have any decision-making ability here. Why did they decide they had to have this kind of schmaltzy romantic holiday

that winds up making everybody feel bad unless they have a lover that's perfect and, you know, gives them everything they want and, you know, angels fluttering and lots of candy without putting on weight, all this stuff. Where did this come from?

I mean, I'm in love with my husband over 20 years. But Valentine's Day is always really, really difficult, you know. It's a lot of pressure. And I think the pressure is that, well, it's the church.

It's Hallmark. It's FTD. But why? Why? Going back, back, back.

I think since the music went off, this is a good opportunity to take off my fur, which is fake fur, but reminiscent of a furrier time when you could wear real fur without getting paint thrown on it.

And these times were ancient times, pre-ancient almost. The pre-Valentine's Day, the holiday that does come around this time of year, February, mid-February. And this holiday is a holiday of great hormonal excitement, communal ecstasy.

As opposed to Valentine's Day, which is exclusive only about you and your Valentine. Your very special Valentine. Nobody who's not special should spend Valentine's Day with you. You know, that's what they say.

But this other holiday, yes. Lupacalia is not exclusive, it's inclusive. It's about the whole community, whether you have a lover or not. In fact, it's a great time for people who don't have lovers to get out there and get some.

You know, that's what holidays are for. Because when you have a lover, then every day is Valentine's Day. And you don't need that. When you don't have a lover, maybe you do need to get out there.

So Lupacalia, ancient, pre-ancient Rome. In fact, Lupacalia is said to have been founded before the founding of Rome. Rome was founded, so they say. And there is some evidence of this.

There's some historical evidence of this, more evidence than St. Valentine. That there was a cave of Romulus and Remus. And Romulus and Remus, of course, were said to have founded Rome. The two brothers who were suckled by a she-wolf.

And that's also called a looper. So Lupacalia is the holiday of the she-wolf. But there's a lot more animals involved. Goats and human animals too.

So Lupacalia is a holiday celebrated, started before the founding of Rome in the caves of Romulus and Remus. And one of the reasons I'm kind of hesitating right now is because it's really murky as to really how this holiday was started.

But one thing we do know, it's about floggers, not flowers. I mean, there's not that many flowers that grow in February. So the whole flower thing is crazy. Floggers, well, whips.

Things to strike the body. In the beginning, so I hear, it was mostly pretty gentle. What was all this flogging about? Well, in the caves of the Lupacalia,

the two fraternities of Romulus and Remus, of course Romulus won out. That's why we call it Rome and not Rem. But in the beginning it was Romulus and Remus.

And so they each had a fraternity. And like a lot of fraternities today, these were kind of rambunctious guys. We know all about those rambunctious fraternities, don't we?

President Levin. Yes, well, they can be a big problem, but you need to control them with a holiday. That's what you need to do.

So they had this holiday in which the high priests of Lupacalia would sacrifice a goat, okay? Now, we're bringing back the Lupacalia, but I don't think we're doing any goat sacrifices tonight.

Although you never know. But we are celebrating in a lot of ways. So, okay, they would sacrifice a goat and they would take the blood of the goat

and they would mark their foreheads. And they don't say what mark they put on their foreheads, but, you know, I imagine anything. Well, maybe particular things.

And so we should all not leave the Lupacalia unmarked. Since we're not into blood sports here, we're using lipstick. Anyway, they would mark their foreheads

and then they would eat the goat and drink the wine and get, you know, like any fraternity brothers, very drunk. And then they would, in the very beginning,

go naked with thongs, not the kind you wear, but the kind that you, well, like one of these, a strip that you would cut from the goat's skin and the boys would get these

and they would run through the countryside naked, striking various people who would present their asses. This is where I think the Valentine heart came from. It's not the heart.

The heart is not shaped like a heart. I mean, the organ of the heart is not shaped like a Valentine heart. The ass, well, a nice ass,

is shaped like a Valentine heart. So, you know, I mean, the ass was presented for fertility in the cases of women, and it would be mostly women,

but men would also present their asses because it was considered lucky, luck to get struck with the, well, they say the whips,

but I kind of think they must have used floggers. And floggers are so nice. And they do say in all the historical accounts that, especially in the beginning,

the swatting and the flogging was very light and very pleasurable and very sort of, you know, kind of voluntary, and even the sophisticated ladies

would present their asses, you know. And it changed. I mean, they got a little more uptight. They started girding their loins

with the goat skin, but in the beginning they went around naked with this goat skin, swatting the behinds of the presenting populace.

And it was quite a spectacle. I mean, there's a scene, if you know Julius Caesar, where he celebrates the looper cow, and he looks at everyone going out into the countryside

and smacking the asses of the presenting, well, I guess you could call them subbies, to the will of the great looper, you know, who is the wolf goddess.

And the other god that was celebrated this time was, of course, Pan, right? And yes, Pan, the great god Pan, who is also, of course, the devil.

Well, at least the Christians turned him into the devil. That's the guy with the horns and the tail. And the guy that's really, you know, all about pleasure and fun

and kind of taking it easy, drinking, hangs out with Bacchus a lot, loves nymphs. You know, the nymphs don't always like him,

but that's why he kind of... Well, Hermes is said to have taught Pan how to masturbate, so that Pan could handle all his horniness, because, you know, the ladies

didn't always want it as much as he did. So, you know, there's a lot of this sexual reality that is really woven into these so-called mythologies. And the reality was that this was a holiday

that came up from the countryside that was not put on the people, but that came out of the people's desire to get whacked, or to whack.

And, well, you know, it was pretty wild, pretty wild. I think probably a little too wild for the Christian fathers who eventually took over. They took over.

And, you know, first they're going, Lupercalia, what is this? And they started to tell everybody, you know, there's a lot of really bad beatings going on

and people are being beaten to death. And, you know... And this didn't stop anybody, though. They still wanted to celebrate Lupercalia.

So they go, okay, well, we're going to just outlaw it. We're going to outlaw it. And they still wanted to celebrate Lupercalia. And, you know, even when they were thrown into jail.

But, you know, and without those stately ophthalmological skills. Anyway, the thing that the church came up with, very clever, I must say, give them another holiday, kind of like it.

Right at the same time, with the same colors, the red of the blood and the white of the milk of the goat. And, you know, make it about love, you know.

And make it, you know, make it a festival. And so people went, oh, well, all right. And the other thing is outlawed and who wants to get a jail?

Well, some people, you know. So, we forgot. Humanity forgot Lupercalia, really. For hundreds and hundreds of years.

And, I don't know, I found it. I've always considered myself a student of mythology since I was a kid. But even in the mythology books,

they didn't used to really talk about Lupercalia and its relationship to Valentine's Day. But somehow, I guess historians have been discovering this more and putting it on the internet.

And I discovered it a few years ago. And decided, hey, we are going to bring it back. Yeah. Because, you know, yeah.

Okay, well, you can continue the applause. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And we are going to bring back floggers, not flowers, because flowers are out of season. And, you know, Valentine's Day, I mean, it's great, you know. And I'm still a romantic myself.

I have to celebrate Valentine's Day too. You know, we're going yawning. Yawning. We're going to try to do something romantic.

But, you know, I mean, Valentine's Day is a lot of pressure. And so often in my past, I have had my heart broken. So I say, better to have your buns beaten than your heart broken.

That's right. Hello. Yeah. Amen.

Amen. You're getting ready to welcome the spring. It's a time for luck, time, you know, for fertility. And who knows?

I mean, I think probably all that whacking did cause a lot of fucking. So that probably caused a lot of baby making. I mean, it's not as scientific as an IVF clinic, but I think that, you know, flogging leads to fertility.

And certainly luck. So, happy Lupercalia. Yeah. Woo!

So I'm very excited to see some old friends here tonight that I haven't seen for a while. First of all, my darling Valentine, my husband, captain. I haven't seen you in five minutes.

Hey, doc. You look great. My goodness. You look like a little yummy.

A yumcicle. Piece of cherry candy. Yeah. So happy Lupercalia.

Yeah. Thank you. Same to you. And I want to welcome an old friend and a flogger.

Master D. Hello, Dr. Susan. Hello, Master D. Happy Lupercalia.

Thank you. Happy Lupercalia to you too. Lupercalia is one of those. It's a word that reminds me of lubricating ourselves.

Yeah, it does. Maybe it's the root. I see you've brought a lovely slave girl with you. This is Miss Bambi.

She's under consideration now to be a slave. She's under consideration. So this is... A trial period.

I see. Okay. And this is in your sort of institute? Your...

Institute. Yes. Institution. You could call it that.

It would be my household probably. It would be a better terminology. Okay. Bring her into my household.

I see. And are you ready to celebrate Lupercalia, Bambi? Oh, definitely. Yes.

Right up to that microphone. Very excited. Why are you so excited? Well, I might not have to work for this holiday.

Hopefully. You don't have to work. Okay. I work every single Valentine's Day.

It's horrible. But yeah, maybe this year will be much more fun. Okay. What kind of work do you do?

Waitressing. Oh. Very excited. I don't think that they'll give you off for Lupercalia then.

No, I don't think so. I don't think we've got that much power at this time with the government and everything. I mean, I don't think they even give you off for Valentine's Day unless, you know, you do a few favors in the background.

All right. I'm all down for that. But anyway. All right.

Well, so have you ever celebrated Lupercalia? No. Master D. Not at all.

What do you think? I think it's a good concept. I like it. It's a concept.

I guess it's a concept. It's a tradition that we're bringing back, really. It's more than a concept. I like the idea of flogging as opposed to electricity tonight.

I didn't actually bring electricity. I brought a whole bunch of floggers. Good. Because, you know, they didn't have electricity except from lightning.

Yes. Back in prehistoric times. And I guess, you know, lightning striking your ass would really get your mojo going. Surprise.

Yeah. But flogging is a very ancient art. And actually the Christians really got into it, too. But they would mostly do it in a very kind of nasty way.

And, yeah, this flogger, which is by Jux Leather, just feels delicious. It's not nasty at all. It just feels so good. So hello, Siren Selene.

Hello. Hello. How are you? I'm good.

I'm glad to be back. Yes. So is this your first Lupercalia? I think I was here last year, yeah.

Oh, you were here? I was here for Lupercalia. This is your second Lupercalia? This is my second.

All right. So you're a veteran. Yes. Yes.

Did you get whipped for Lupercalia last year? I called you. I got flogged, yeah. Flogged, flogged, right.

Yes. Right. They talk about whipping a lot. But I don't know.

Well, I think they were probably flogging and whipping. I think they were whipping, too. Oh, and whipping, too. Well, hello, Mistress C.

Hello. And you have a real whip there, don't you? And it's red. That is a red whip.

Wow. And is that, what kind of whip is that? Oh, well, you want to take a look at it? Should I take a feel?

Of course. It's leather. It's leather. This is what they might have used.

Is it made from a goat? I'm not sure which part of the leather where it is a goat or if it's buffalo. I don't think it's buffalo.

Buffalo. Looks like a bull's dick. Aren't buffaloes dick? A red bull.

A red bull's dick. I actually use it as my little red dick, too. It's very phallic. And of course, the whip is a phallic symbol, isn't it?

The real whip like this is a phallic. The flogger's a little more feminine. It kind of spreads. But the whip is definitely phallic, like the dick.

In fact, what they say is that the best-looking men of the village would be the ones that would go through the village and the countryside with these whips

and that the husbands were willing to let their wives out because they just figured, well, their wives want to fuck these guys anyway. And you might as well just let them get hit with the whip.

Because that's kind of, you know. It's a distance. It's a distance, right. So anyway, so this is great.

And who made this? Dragantels. Sir Randy. He's a wonderful artist.

And this is a gift. Oh, very nice. Last year. Very nice.

So have you ever celebrated Lupercalia before? Not officially. No, right. But you will now.

You will now. Absolutely. I mean, now you have a tradition to uphold. Absolutely.

I mean, isn't it exciting that there's a real holiday that it's all about whipping and flogging? You know, I have this fun when I'm in the circles of the fan shows. A lot of people when I'm walking around with this

or one of my vloggers display their asses for me. So it's wonderful to say, oh, Lupercalia. Lupercalia. Lupercalia.

Lupercalia. Or the Lupercalia. Yeah, but you have to promote it. Make sure it gets on the history books again.

Well, yeah, well, it's getting there. It's definitely getting there. We're bringing it back. Bringing back the Lupercalia.

Ah. And here he is, Pan himself. All the way from Greece. Yeah.

Don't knock your antlers out. I'm kind of feeling horny tonight. Yeah. Well, you are the original horny goat, aren't you?

A horny devil. Yeah, a horny devil. Right. And Pan is an ancient god of Lupercalia.

Yeah. Well, in Greece, I was called Pan. And in Rome, I'm called Lupercalia. So they call me Pan the Lupercalia for this festival.

Oh, lovely. Well, actually, okay, here I go. In Rome, they call you Faunus. Faunus was a, yeah, another.

Lupercalia is, the name Lupercalia is about the wolf's cave. But Pan is the god of Lupercalia because after all, the wolf is a female and they couldn't have a female ruling over Lupercalia. Because these are a bunch of fraternity boys.

But we can do both. I mean, you know. Bula, bula. Yeah, right.

Exactly. Yes, there's a little sexist Lupercalia. Although, yeah. Goats and wolves.

Yeah, well, goats and wolves. You know, and the wolves were female. And I mean, there had to be some male wolves or how would you get more wolves?

But the goat was often considered kind of male. Pan being the original horny goat. And so popular, the Christians did another amazing PR number. They did.

They turned him into the devil. Yeah, they did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A horny devil.

They turned him into a bad guy. Still very powerful, of course. Maybe even more powerful, actually. Well.

I'm a teddy bear. Well, he talks. He is. He's a teddy bear.

He still talks to a lot of Christians. They hear his voice. Well, yeah. He does.

Yeah. Especially in the shower. Yeah, yeah. So, let's see your outfit there.

I mean, you've got on your horns and your sunglasses. They come from the Roman period. Well, you know, I'm Pan 2012. Yeah.

I have my bling. Yeah. My glasses, you know. Right, right, right.

Here we go. I'm Ganshin and Glendale. And I heard you had wool in your pants, or sort of like lambs.

What have you got going here? No, no, I'm hiding away the lambs wool. But for those interested parties later, I can, you know, I could show that off there.

Oh. So funny. And you have your little slave girl here, who also happens to be the producer of the Dr. Susan Block show.

Yeah. Yeah. So I'm playing my little flute for everybody. Anybody marked with an X right now,

or the mark is subject to my floggings tonight? I think actually the people that aren't marked with the X are even more subject. They're not being a case.

You know, Mr. Shea has the over it. The X is, does not indicate submissive. No. The X simply indicates that you're a celebrant

That's right. of lubrication. That's right. Well, or something.

Something. I was going there. I'm just saying, what they would do would be, they would mark their foreheads.

So I don't know what they mark their foreheads with. So therefore, if you want to put a little heart on there and be cutesy, you know, but you should do that before you have too many drinks.

You could do that. Or maybe somebody could kiss your forehead. Oh, that would have been nice. Well, you know, ideas.

Okay. You could have a kiss up there. It's a little cornier. The X looks more dynamic.

But you could also write sex up there. But my hope and my wish, if you wish to return, is that you leave with the mark of lubricalia upon you. That'd be me, right?

That'd be you. That'd be me. Well, I'm not saying they all have to be marked by you. Oh, yeah.

Please mark them. That's not what you say. We can share. You are a megalomaniac, aren't you?

Yes, I am totally. I can see that. And our cissus. Right, right.

And you have a little tasia there. All right, so we're going to do some flogging and some discussion about the holiday of lubricalia. And I also want to say hi to Sex and Metal out there.

You guys want to... Yeah, right on. In fact, why don't I invite one of the lovely ladies, perhaps one of the masters could invite one of the ladies

to come up here onto the stage and prepare for a little lubricalian flogging. And then we can free up a seat. We could have master D's, slave in training,

or perhaps master... Sure, I'll flog her. Sure, I'll flog her. That sounds so enthusiastic.

Hold on. I'll do it, no problem. I could give you a flogging. All right.

So, you want to come up here? Over there. Michael? Oh, and by the way, I do want to say

that the whips were called februa. Februa. Which is where we get the word, of course, for this month. So, would you like to try one of these juxtleather floggers?

They're all different colors and weights. They are men's floggers. They are beautiful. Let's have a microphone, please.

Can I have a microphone? Can someone grab me a microphone? I know, but I love their stuff. Here we go.

Hello, Bambi. You look lovely. I see you have on Valentine red panties. I do. Wow.

Very nice. Perfection. Very, very nice. Love and perfection and beauty. Okay.

So, okay. Oh, you're going to hold the microphone. All right.

And so, what position do you prefer your victim to be on all fours? I like them all. Hold the microphone in front of me.

Okay, here we go. Hi, Michael. Hello, how are you doing? Hi, Julian.

Hello, my love, how are you? Okay. So, welcome to Lupercalia celebration at the Speakeasy.

Thank you very much. Okay, and here she is, Lil Bambi on all fours

with lovely panties that panty boy will just adore. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they're cute, but they should come off.

They should. We should juice them up a little bit. You don't get the same sound. Yeah, juice them up.

I'll use them up a little bit. I'll use them later for tea or something. Yeah, exactly. You could steep them.

Okay, now he's... For those of you listening on radio, Master D is now swatting her. You could put the mic near the swatting

so that we have the swatting sound. Yes, this is the sound of Lupercalia, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Fertility flogging.

And he is now flogging her pussy. Yeah. Which is making my penis move. No, yeah.

She's a top one. How does this compare to waitressing? I wonder. Nothing like a good stiff tip there, too.

See? Whoa, okay. Here's some activity now. And he is flog, flog, flogging.

All right. Whoa. Okay, there's some swatting going on here. All right, let's have a little applause

and perhaps the panties. I want the panties. Yes. Pan wants the panties down.

And Pan is obviously the lord of panties, or else he wouldn't be called Pan. It's short for panties. Whoa.

And she's standing up. Why don't you hold Dr. Susie here? Why don't you hold her legs? Hold my legs.

Hold her legs. Oh, there you go. There you go. Thanks, David.

I guess I'll hold the mic if you're right in front of me. How are you feeling? Very good. You are applying for the job of slaves.

Is that right? This is part of your job interview, I think. Have you ever been to a job interview like this before?

No. Hired. It's a special kind of job interview because of the holiday.

This is hand-flogging now. Now we have hand-flogging. But this is otherwise known as spanking. I think you like the open hand.

Like that. Almost a punch. It feels like... It feels like what?

You're being punched in the ass. It feels like you are being punched in the ass. It feels just like that. Ass punching.

I've seen that before. Okay. The panties are going right up the crack of her ass. Very...

Very high. Up inside the crack. Yes. And they're getting quite red.

You feeling more fertile? Oh, yes. Are you feeling lucky? Very lucky, yes.

Okay. They are red. Mmm. Ooh.

Yeah. And she's gripping my thighs quite nicely. Yeah. I really like that.

She's right at that place I like where you massage my thighs. Yeah, it's really a nice spot. Thank you, little Bambi. You really...

Yeah, keep those thumbs pressing in there. It feels really good. Okay, can we see a little ass crack? Can you just pull down the panties now?

Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. The other way. No, no. He doesn't know what's up from his down.

He doesn't know up from down. They don't teach you that in Australia. Yeah. Yes.

Let's go there. Come on. We've gone there now. Try a little shrimp on that, Barbie.

Ooh. Yeah, it is getting... Bambi, I'm not... That's right.

My Barbie is quite Bambi. Oh, pummeling. Ooh, you're going to be bruised from this. Is that okay for your weight-dressing job?

This... You like this? This is... You're going to be a regular treatment, not just on Luper Kelly.

I think I don't have to sit down for this job. Okay. I want this job. Yes, I have a photo shoot, so...

Okay, okay, so... And sit down. No, no, no, no. That was great. Let's have some applause, please. We have others to be beaten

in the submission tonight. You want to hold the microphone for a second? Sorry, I'm not supposed to scratch your app. She has a photo shoot next week.

We all have photo shoots. I have a little note. Notes, notes. Hmm.

Okay, so we have plenty of notes here. I'll take them. I'll take them. So, okay.

Oh, these are old. I see. These are from last week. We have to remember to get them. Last week's notes.

Make a note of that, please. Okay, these are... Okay, so, now... Avid Master Bader.

That's his name, actually. He is on Twitter. By the way, you can tweet us your questions or comments

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Yeah, you can find it. Go to our website. We've got that number. Where there's a will, there's a way. And, obviously, Avid Master Bader has a will

to say that Bambi is the number one maybe the number one girl, I guess,

or number one person. I'd love to masturbate to this evening. Okay, so you get a prize. I am.

Isn't that nice? Is that a gold star for her, Master D? I'm very proud of her, yeah.

I jerk off to her. Right. Is Avid Master Bader someone that you can wait tables on at the restaurant?

Avid Master Bader? No, he's not your favorite customer. You know him? You probably know him.

Maybe he has been there. He's probably a lot of Avid Master Bader in a restaurant. Never know.

He's the chef. So hi, Julian and Michael. You guys are whipmasters and makers

and all that stuff. Creators. And I'm very proud to have heard that I introduced

Lupercalia to you. Well, that's really cool. And so now you're going to celebrate it. I mean, you should have Lupercalia sales.

Yeah. We will next year. Yeah, we'll be prepared for Lupercalia. Yeah, awesome.

I mean, everybody should get their whips and floggers and paddles and whatnot. I mean, we stretch it out. You know, maybe they used a certain kind of goat skin

whip and put blood on their head. But I guess, you know, you got to kind of kind of make it for the modern age.

I think I'll go so far as to say I could probably name a whip or a flogger Lupercalia. That's a good name.

By the way, I came up with that idea that all you lot get the back of. Lupercalia.

Well, and maybe that one should be like a whip that is like the one strand because that's what they traditionally

supposedly used. You know, and something something very pagan on the handle. I don't know.

That's my middle name pagan. Yeah, I love it. What's your favorite pagan god? I don't have one.

I have my own. I have my own. Stand up and command. Pan's busy smoking out of the

You caught me. I'm always having fun. We're trying to see what god this guy wants to worship.

See, this is why you lost out. I was stoned. Jesus would be standing up and saying me.

Worship me. I don't know what to end this suck on. Actually, there's a penis on one side

and there's a pipe on the other. I'm confused. This is supposed to go into this. This goes

in Bambi. And then I like this and then I it's actually an expression called smoking someone

out. I mean, you can suck on either end. Both ways.

Kind of sounds hot. It does. It does. And you don't even smoke.

Well, this is a penis. Now what is it? A Peter Piper. It's a Peter Piper from

adultplayparlor.com and we actually have a number of toys from adult play parlor.

Make sure you're cleared up. It's like a little goat cock. Goat cock.

My goat cock is much bigger than this. I can show it. That's what all the goats say.

That's what all the sheep say. I'm just helping through the fence. Well,

yeah, so we should definitely smoke that out of a willing Peter Piper holder. It's an

experience. Does anyone have a light? I have one right here. I don't think you're allowed to smoke that unless

you smoke it out of a pussy. That's against the rules. I need a voluntary pussy. Anyone?

Euler? Well, let's see. Do we have a volunteer for PAN?

Let me see. All the females here have owners. So, I guess you're going to have to do it out of Tejas pussy.

Well, perhaps you might want to come up on stage for that. Take off my helmet. Whatever this is.

Get them all geared up. Don't get the horns off though. Your horns are much more authentic looking than mine.

Okay, here it is. Great God Pan. Rock'n'Roll. Nymph Teja.

And she's wearing a little sort of loincloth there.

Are you sticking it out of her ass? No, that's ass backwards. No, no, that's fine. Don't catch fire, Teja.

Don't catch fire. Okay, now she looks quite trimmed back here. So, I don't think it's like she's going to catch fire.

Don't stick it all the way into the head. Just the head. Just the head. Do we have

this is the angle to get it from here. Work a little while it's warm. So, okay, you don't light it before?

Don't let out any gas. We know that the flame can linger at the level there. It'll be a flame flow or this.

Dad, can it be at home? This could be a new fetus. You see, that's the realm

of your uncle Uranus. Woo! That's a smoky pussy. Yeah, that's a smoky pussy.

All right. This is one way to get your man to suck dick. Oh boy. If you want to do that,

you just put it in your pussy. I get him do it anyway. Hey! I get minds to do it anyway.

It doesn't matter. Butterfingers pan. I think I'll add it as a fetish on thick life tonight. I think he got...

Wow. Okay, that's the lighter. So, that was very good. That was good.

That was impressive. That was impressive. Yeah, I'm impressed. Did you want to take a toke of that?

Well... I got my cigar. I'm good. Okay, I don't think she smokes cigars out of her pussy.

Yeah. Although I know Mikaton does that. She's really good at that. That was delicious.

No, Clinton just dips some. Oh, I don't think that she was smoking cigar. No, no, he was.

He was just dipping a clip. That's what he was doing with the cigar. He was smoking in the overlaw office. Yes, he was.

And he did not have sex with that woman. So, Mr. C, I'm curious to see your sort of whipping technique

for a Lupercalia. I would love to have a willing, wanting as to demonstrate. I see. You need...

You're canvassing. You're looking for a volunteer. Maybe somebody in the audience? Perhaps.

Anybody would like to volunteer? Male or female? I guarantee you it would be something you would never forget.

I don't know if that's so much of a PR move to say that. Especially for those who have to work in the morning.

Yeah. It's a very, very nice flogging, you know, to be light.

Relaxing. Comings, soothing. Adult play parlor says happy Lupercalia Dr.

Suzy. The flogger used during the celebration was usually a single strand. Well, we said that.

But thank you for reminding us. We mostly use floggers here. But yes, it was a single strand that was used originally.

Or traded whip made of goat or deer. All right.

They're on Google, too. Yeah. Goat or deer. Speaking of adult play parlor,

because you've been such a good girl, you can pick a prize. Yes, maybe your master might want to help you with that.

I don't know. I know what I would pick. And she probably is scared of it. I'll let her pick.

Whatever you pick, you have to use it. There's some anal things here. This is actually very appropriate

for Lupercalia. It is a tail. Actually, Teja got one of these. This is the other one.

It has never entered anyone. This is called rear entry. And it's a whip. Or actually a flogger.

You're right. It's a flogger. It's a rubberish flogger that goes into your ass.

The handle goes in your ass. I don't think you can use it both ways at the same time. Unless you're really

swishing your ass back and forth. I don't know. Booty slapping, something like that. This is a vibrator.

It looks fun. This is fun. It looks like a Barbie thing. It matches her.

It matches your little outfit. It's very kind of pink Valentine's. Jenna's jewels. I think this is

something about Jenna Jamison and her wealth she got. It's all gone into her vibrators.

So this is diamonds and rubies. Right? Is this microphone on?

I don't think this is on. Where did my engineer go? Engineer. Please.

This mic doesn't seem to be on. Okay. Yes. Testing?

I think so. So why did you choose Jenna's velvet jewels from adultplayparlor.com's toy basket?

Wow. It's pink. I love pink. It matches my other one.

Why do I love pink? I don't know. I have a lot of pink stuff. We have to keep the mic

really close to her. She talks very soft. Are you shy? No. Well, sometimes.

How are you feeling right now? I'm feeling pretty good. This is a comfortable environment. Yeah.

Now that I've just vlogged, I feel much more relaxed. The vlogging kind of takes away some tensions. Are you ready for some

whipping? Not you, but us. You got a volunteer? Oh, okay.

I'm so happy. Danielle. I love it. I'm so excited now.

Ultra vulgar superfiend. Ooh. Who is quite a game young lady. And she has come up here

to... She's going to come up here to experience Lupercali at first hand. And probably going to blog about it.

So be very careful. So anyway, I don't know if this needs a vibrator, but maybe somebody could open it up.

Can I have my tech department? Well, actually, no, this opens right up. Look at that. Here we go.

Usually those things you have to cut into them and everything. Why isn't this mic on? Testing?

I need to speak louder. You're a very soft spoken girl. We need batteries. Batteries not included.

It's useless. Okay. Okay. And so now we are

getting Danielle and Mistress C up onto the stage. Come on. Come on, ladies.

Happy Lupercali to you. All right. And so what are you going to demonstrate now? I'm going to demonstrate a light

spanking to warm her up a little bit. And then we're going to do some drag and tell.

I see. So spanking with the hand. Light with the hand. Just getting her warmed up just a little bit

before I snap. Doesn't she look like she's wearing too many clothes? I mean, they didn't wear jeans back in the

history of Rome. I don't think jeans was a part of the whole thing back then. You have to take those off, hun.

Take those off. Ooh. No problem. Would you like someone to help you

with your shoes? Here you go. You can sit right here. And first of all, I'd like to thank her.

Are you wearing nice socks? No. Let's get those off. Get the socks off. No.

Come on. We have to see it. We have to see it to believe it. I think we have to get that line.

What did you say? Put the microphone in front of her face? I said I'm always getting naked when I come here. We have to see it.

And I'm always coming when I get here. Oh, there you go. She's such a tease, isn't she? And the pants

are coming down. And the panties. You're wearing some nice panties. They're a little black thong.

Wearing this new toy that I'm also going to play with her with a little bit at the end. Oh, yeah.

Take it off, girl. You've got your girlfriend here, is that right? My best friend in the whole world. Wait, wait. Microphone.

My best friend in the whole world is here. Your best friend in the whole world. Hi there, best friend. She's going to watch me get spanked.

You're going to watch her get spanked. Have you ever watched her get spanked? No. No, no, no.

Okay. All right. Then just stop. Oh, this is working.

Ah, very good. Okay, well, we've got little Bambi vibrating over here. Oh, lovely. While we have Danielle,

the journalist, getting warmed up by a mystery sea. Yes, she's journaling.

Are you getting ideas? Yes. Okay. And Mr. Sea is smacking

her bottom. Yes. Smack that bottom. Whoa.

I'm doing great. Oh, it's been a while. They don't call me the spanking disciplinary for nothing.

Ooh. Okay. So, uh, when was the last time you got spanked?

I mean, I got spanked earlier today. Oh, nice. It's been a while. You got to have some footprints

after spanking in the middle of the day. Who spanked you earlier? I'm teaching someone how to spank. A guy or a girl?

A guy. Okay, well, now maybe you'll learn a few tricks to teach him.

I've learned it. Ow! One giving the spankings, actually. Oh, that's hard.

This is the... Well, it's lubricalia. Woo! Whoa.

Nice rhythm. How you doing? Rhythm. Are you okay?

Are you ready for the lubricalian whip? I think I'm ready for the whip. I think for the sake of authenticity,

we will move the genes away. Yes. Oh! That might be it for me.

Okay. Let's hear it out. I'm not a masochist. Just a willing explorer.

Okay. That was a real whack. Have you ever been hit with a single tail type whip? I never have.

I usually do the hitting. So actually, now it's nice to experience it and know what I've been doing to people. Well, now, a flogger is much different.

It is. A flogger is different. A flogger is more relaxing. A whip is a snap, you know.

But it is traditional. Well, you can flog me a little bit. Okay. Let's have a little flogging to kind of

cool off the ass, maybe. Yeah, the ass is on fire right now. Right, this will cool off the ass. And she's now...

Mr. C is using a juxts-leather flogger in appropriate Valentine Lupercalian Red. I have to say Mr. C looks hot.

Mmm. Ooh, that's nice. Where's the vibrator now? Oh, the vibrator is

on Lil Bambi's pussy right now. Lil Bambi. Can we get a shot of Mr. C's concentration

and form? It's hot. It's hot. Mmm. Okay, I think we should get the sound

with the microphone of the whipping. I do like that. See, flogging is a girly thing. It is a girly thing.

It's so true. It's better than a trip to the spa. It is, I feel more relaxed than a spa. And I'm not going to have the dry skin afterwards

from all the hot water. Yeah. Right. The flogging really feels good

and there have been studies on flogging that say that actually it cures depression sometimes.

Don't talk while you're doing that because no one can hear you. When you get on the microphone, you can Oh, here we go.

See, see that just feels so good. And she is really utilizing the juxts-leather swing of the

flogger. I hear that vibrator really going. It reacts really well. I just need the microphone

a second here. This is the sound of Lil Bambi's panties. Okay. And Lil Bambi is now

getting owned, I think. So what were you saying about the flogging? It actually increases endorphins

in the body. Oh, yes. It just actually

is the most medicinal thing person can do for their body. I don't know if it's the most medicinal thing,

but it's, you know, she's whipping up a storm. It's up there. Yeah, it's definitely up there. With taking your vitamin C

and, you know, and you got to get your eight hours of sleep, you know, and then, you know,

you get your flogging in. Right, right, right. It's all good. Yeah, your ass looks good.

Look at that. It's the sign of the Valentine. The heart. Yeah.

In fact, I think you should pull the G string down. Oh. Yeah, right?

Oh, yeah. Brian likes that. Oh, there's my ass. Oh, you have low ass.

Happy Lupercalia. Oh, yeah. See, now you really feel it. Wow, it's even better. Now, if I was having sex watching myself

get flogged on camera like this, I think I might be in heaven. Yeah, there you go. If there's a way to...

If I could have a dick in my pussy and get flogged and watch it and speak in a microphone because I...

That would solve all your problems right there. That would definitely... That would do it. That would be it.

Right, all right. Okay. Well, let's hear it for Mistress C and Danielle,

the explorer. Yes, from ultra vulgar superfiend. Yes.

Okay, there they are. Mistress and Maiden. Thank you. It was so much fun. The exercise of the day.

Well, you should get something on your forehead. Oh, wow, I gotta get something. Oh, actually, you should get something on your forehead. And since you're a mistress

and you want to make the decisions for yourself, I'll let you decide whatever you want to put on your forehead. You could put on your forehead.

I mean, if you want a peace sign, you know, that would be very bonobo. Or lips. Or you could have lipstick.

You could have her kiss your forehead, maybe. With lipstick on. Oh, you're going to put the monkey bars on. There you go.

Okay. Okay, where's the microphone? Because she's talking. Yeah.

This gift was given to me in Exotica, New Jersey from the monkey bars people. Yes.

Mike gave me this belt as a gift. Signed it and autographed it. And of course it's bigger than the general belts because I use them

for men. But in this case... Oh, this is a big one. I see, yeah. It kind of has to go down on the hips there.

Yep. Okay. I grab the hips like this. Okay. And just because she was such a great bottom

for a mistress. See? I'm going to show you what monkey bars could be.

Wow. So, the monkey bars. Okay. You got to get some of those for your guy, your training.

The love handles. Yeah, yeah. They work. They're great. Okay. Thank you, monkey bars.

Mmm. So, where's the blood of the goat? Okay. Teja, do you have the blood of the goat there?

The lipstick. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Thank you, monkey bars. And, okay.

So, here. You want to do the honors? Master D. What type of mark

would you like on your forehead? No, I don't run them up. Oh, but, you know, it's lubricalia. Oh.

How about just... a smiley face. So, blissed out right now. You asked for it.

There you go. Okay, and what about your slave? Or your slave in training? Would you like to mark her?

Oh, she can decide what would you like. I want a heart. Aha. Okay. Very nice.

This is the blood of the goat. All right. I'm just checking in with you now and how is the adult play parlor

vibrator? It's pretty great once it's been here for a little while. It's just sort of subtle.

It's not making you just blast off, but... Well, it's subtle, yeah. I think I'd need like a Hitachi wand. We have one of those.

Excellent. Those are like torture for me. Oh, yeah. We definitely have those.

And we also have a stockroom vibrite. Have you ever tried one of those? Actually, do we have that plugged in? Can my technical department

please check to see if the vibrite is plugged in? We're going to be selling those on sex and metal. Yeah. Selling them on sex and metal.

Yeah. Okay, well, good. Yeah, they're nice little pleasure devices.

It has been plugged in. Okay, so this is... Oh, here we go. You can buy this on sex and metal.

What level does this go to? I'm scared. Dot com. I can definitely hear that from across the room.

That is nice. And there's the vibrite. Variable speed. Do we get the sound?

That was really high. There we go. There it is, the sound of the vibrite by stockroom.

Wow. It sounds like the Indy 500. Is that relaxing? It is.

We had Venus DeMille do a review of that product for us. You can check on another site called kinkyfreaks.com. What did she say?

She goes right into depth on that whole product. She loved it. She goes in the freeway and she just has fun all the way.

Oh, here, let's just open her wide up here. Are we going to have some squirting action? I don't know. Do you squirt? No.

Not yet. She's learning. She's in training, remember? Do the panties come off?

Yeah. Perhaps. Then we put a condom on there. We would all be so excited.

Yeah, it would be such a fun thing. Such a fun thing. Should we cheer and then maybe you will? Yeah.

Maybe another night. We have to tease you so we can come back. Maybe in another moment.

Ritualistic laughter. Who else needs to be flogged for Lupercalia? How about Siren Selene

sitting there so looking like a Valentine? Yes, she is. Do you have a

master to flog you? He's sitting right behind me. Lord Exeter, would you like to flog your slave girl, your Siren

for Lupercalia? Nice. He wants to pick out his own flogger.

It has a sound. It has a great sound. Can you get up? That's what you have to do.

The thing is flogging usually occurs on the ass. So if you're sitting down you can't be flogged. You could be flogged on your breasts

I guess, but it's not the same. One of those things you got to get up. She may

work. I had all. That may give her a time to compose myself.

Don't think about it. It's natural. Let it happen. Let it flow.

I can't feel a thing. I need some distraction. Look at this outfit. Wow.

This is a pretty little outfit. This is so Valentine. It's darling. Stolen from Lupercalia though.

The colors of Lupercalia. Don't worry about it. Think about it. Here we have Lord Exeter Miles

who hasn't been here for a while. It's like the prodigal son come home. How are you doing? We're actually really happy to come back.

We were telling all our friends. We're coming back home to our second home. That's awesome. Welcome back.

What kind of floggers do you have there? Actually, this was gifted to me by Master D. These were crafted by Orpheus.

He's one of the best pointers that I know. He's such a great man. He's been here.

These look like snakeskin. They're actually custom made for Master D. He gave them to me pretty much as a graduation gift

from completing his mentorship of me. They are snakeskin for the handle. We're still not sure what to call that

mentorship thing. It's a heavy leather with snakeskin handle floggers.

That sounds good. Siren Selene What type of flogging are you hoping to get?

I'm hoping those are pretty heavy. I'm hoping my start life but I love those.

They're wonderful. What position does she get into? Susie, we actually brought a little apparatus for you guys

to play on if you want to try it. I don't know if these guys want to have a go on it. It would be an honor. Mike's got it over here.

There's an apparatus coming into the room. Here is the apparatus. It's red.

It's very appropriately red. And this is a sexandmetal.com apparatus coming in for

lubricalia if they can just figure out how it gets put together. Okay, here we go. Look at this.

Oh, yes. I'm actually quite familiar with the sex and metal because I'm a very good friend of Juxley and

he does the shoots with them at all the shows. Will you mark your slave, please? Forehead, please.

Stay traditional. Just the X. Big X for sex. Maybe three.

Triple X. Here he goes. He's a professional makeup applicator.

This was done with blood in the ancient days of lubricalia. But now we do it

with Lancome very red lipstick. Okay, and may your slave mark you? Yes, please. What would you like to be marked with?

I actually would love to have a kiss mark. A kiss mark? Oh, yeah. You got enough lipstick on? I might.

Okay, let's see how it goes. Okay. Yeah, there you go. You got the kiss mark. Okay, very good. Where is, you want to hold the mic there?

I'm not sure how they're going on to this here. This is quite a contraption. It has that devilishly

shiny red look to it that is so sort of signature of

sex and metal. And it's, oh, it looks very comfortable, actually. Some of their stuff is notoriously masochistic.

It's very comfortable. But this is really like a spanking bench, right? Is that what this is? It's like a spanking or flogging bench.

It's really more of a flogging bench. It's a little flogging bench. But you can have sex in that thing and you can tie them up in there. It's quite a fun little apparatus.

Oh yeah, you could have sex. Doggy style. There's some quite interesting pictures on our site of girls having fun with that.

Oh, yes. So, oh, yeah. Yeah, I just realized I didn't give

Danielle a toy. Remember, Danielle, I have to give you a toy. I'll give you a toy, too, if you survive this. Okay.

Here we go. Flogging. Flogging. Whoa. By Lord

Exeter Miles upon the Valentine buttocks of his slave girl,

Siren Sleen whose Valentine garters are fluttering the breeze as he smacks her

upon the sex in metal flogging bench for Luper Calia and he's doing

kind of one of those swirly style Florentine. It's wonderful. What do we call this?

Florentine. Florentine. This is the Florentine flogger. Florentine flogging. And now, what is this?

Right. And we hear the sound of Luper Calia brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners the smack

of the goat's skin strands upon the heart-shaped buttocks

of the lucky girl. February. Luper Calia. And now we have a little caressing.

Just a little bit of caressing. Ah, yes. And we must take a little commercial break

and mention that Adult Play Parlor has 25% off all whips, floggers, and spanking tools

through February 15th codeword Luper. L-U-P-E-R

That's codeword. Luper, just remember the she-wolf brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Luper

an adultplayparlor.com Speaking of which, the Adult Play Parlor vibrator is still vibrating and now he's doing a double flogging

with these big heavy whips floggers. Little sounds of

are there other sort of styles that he's doing besides Florentine now that you can name? Name that flogging style.

This is just Smackdown. I'll name them. This is now Skip to My Lou. This is

I think we need to name these styles. We've got Florentine. What about the other styles? This is Florentine, right?

This is the whack whack whack and around and around and around. And this is like twisty Florentine, okay? Twisty Florentine, right?

And around and around. This is the one that's the most graceful. And then this is Smackdown. That's Smackdown, right?

Now we have Caress, Caress, Caress. Always Caress after you flog. Sort of the golden rule. I don't know if the

loop or callian guys that were running around the countryside got to do that with the aristocratic ladies. Yeah, yeah.

But she has to take the panties off for that one. Okay. Where is that microphone? Did that go away?

The microphone? Ah yes. So how are we doing here? Are you going to have an orgasm? Are you going to orgasm for loop or callian?

She's thinking about it. She's thinking about it. She's thinking about it. She's trying to think

not about the Hatachi. It's not there. She's thinking it's not there. You're just trying all different toys tonight. It's not there, right?

It's not there, right? It's not there. Good. Is that the mantra?

It's not there. It's just simply not there. It's the mantra. Maybe I should let you down. Alright, so

now we're doing pussy slapping and whack, whack, whack. It's like a duck. So who's next?

Who's going to be next on this thing? My next victim is out there, I know. He's so kind. He's like a teddy bear.

He is. Well, that's how he's kept her all this time. You keep switching slaves because you're so mean. I'm experiencing

new things. Well, there you go. But, you know, a little kindness can keep him around.

True. Is that your philosophy, or am I putting words in your... Oh, well, actually, yeah. My personal style of play

is very sensual. I'm a very firm believer that, you know, tactile touch can really help someone get into a deeper state of mind.

And, you know, you mess up your slave if you do it too hard. I'm just happy to say that. Yeah. It's very Buddhist.

Very Buddhist. And what is your philosophy of BESM? Pain equals pleasure.

Ooh. Just flat out. Pain equals pleasure. Or maybe

your pain is my pleasure. Would be more appropriate to what my philosophy would be, yeah.

If I'm causing you great agony, then I'm winning.

Unfortunately, I can attest to this personally. Yes. When he was a trainee,

a mentor, I put him on a a spanking horse and went to town on him for

a good hour. And he got up after that and he physically, he just came up to me and said,

back away from me. Oh, I will kill you.

Yeah. I didn't back away. I actually got close to his face and said, okay, come on. And he was

he composed himself really well. You would think he would attack at this point, but he did not. And I kept on provoking and provoking

till eventually he gave up on the idea because it just was failing. Well, I see that the Lupercalius spirit is now going on

all around me. We have Pan back here smacking the heart-shaped buttocks

of his nymph, Teja. This is quite a smacker of a flogger you've got here.

Yeah. As Pan should. Whack and whack and smack

and smack and smack down. Very soft and sweet. Oh, yeah. This must be deer skin, huh?

What is this? Four skin. Four skin. Four skin.

That sounds like something that Ken David might use. That was a Jewish joke. Sorry

about that. All right. So we have multiple floggings going on now.

Maybe you should hold the vibrator while you're being flogged. You know, you should bend over and get flogged

while you're holding that Hitachi right up against you. You should hold the Hitachi, Susie.

It's a flog first. Okay, I can hold. I'm trying to hold the microphone. Who said I should hold the Hitachi?

I did. All right. See, I don't have an assistant now. Oh, hey.

How about the lovely journalist here? You can hold the microphone while I hold the Hitachi or vice versa.

Okay, so now... Here we go. We've only got five minutes, so we're going to do a massive flog in here.

What does... A grand finale. A grand finale of flogging. Actually, I should be flogging somebody, huh?

I agree. Who should I flog? We have a... Self-flugulation.

Now we've got all of our slaves occupied here. Who am I going to flog? I don't see any...

All the slaves are occupied. And I've got to be holding this Hitachi. I don't think so. Here, you hold this Hitachi, too. You've got two hands.

All right. It's... Lupercalia. Ah, my producer.

All right. I guess I'll give a few flogs in here. Whoo. This is a Jux leather flogger here

that I'm just learning to use here. So you can be my guinea pig. Here we go. And it's a happy,

happy Lupercalia. Whoa. That pussy looks like it's ready to hold a pussy pipe. That's what that looks like.

Ready to hold one of those adult plate parlor.com pussy Peter Piper

Penises. Oh, look at her ass. I thought you said she has a shoe. Don't worry about the shoe.

We're not thinking about it. Here, carry on. Carry on. All right. Jesus.

You won't take her panties off, but you've beaten her butt to a pulp. This is kind for Master G.

Whoa. Pan is angered. Okay. He's doing smackdown here.

There we go. Smackdown. Susie. We have something for you. Oh, what is this?

It's a sexy metal flogger. A sexy metal flogger. I don't think they had silicone back in the day. Look at this.

But it looks very Valentine. Oh, wow. This is beautiful. Look at this.

This is a silicone flogger. Have a go on it, Liam. You love it.

Come on, Liam. You devil. Come on, Pan. I didn't mean that.

Yes, good. Just as good. That works. There we go.

Watch out, Master D. Oh, yes. Everyone loves it. Everyone's going to be pregnant by the end of the night.

What to do? I just flog the floggers. You floggers, you go after the girls and I'll go after you.

You're a real fertile bunch. Yes, we're getting luck and fertility for

the holiday. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, happy lubricalia. Yes, better to get your buns beaten

than your heart broken any day. So we're going to say thank you to all of our fabulous guests and give them a chance to give out

their info. And then it's a flogging party here at the Speak Easy.

So, nice. I'm going to have to play with this. This is just so Valentine, isn't it?

And this is by sexandmetal.com so thank you, Julian and Michael. Thank you.

Thank you for joining us and bringing in your flogging bench which is available at sexandmetal.com.

What else do we have to say? You can find us on twitter.com. All right.

And Mr. C. Yes, thank you so much for having me on tonight and yes, you can reach me

at erotica.me d-o-m-m-e.com erotica.me d-o-m-m-e.com

and twitter me, follow me Mr. C.N-L-A Okay. Rappadappa.

Okay, and thanks for bringing in the monkey bars. Oh, thank you so much. And, let's see, who else? Master D.

Master D at twitter.com or missbambi at facebook.com Yeah, I have underscore

master D underscore on twitter. It's very difficult to find him on twitter. And on facebook, she is Miss Bambi.

Miss Bambi. You don't have a twitter, do you? How was the flogging with the vibrating? That was really great.

How was your butt right now? Let's have a look at this butt. Can we just pull the panties? You don't have to pull them off, just pull them down.

Yes, pull them down. Bend over, please. And look at this butt. This is what I call a heart.

This is where the Valentine heart came from. A red butt. A red butt. Okay.

Arch your back. Yes, that's it. Arch your back, that's it. Whoa.

Very nice. Put your hands out of the way. Let's see. Microphone, where's the microphone?

And, well, Siren Selene. Where do we find you? You can just look me up Siren Selene.

I'm on Twitter, just all one word, Siren Selene. Okay. Oh, and you're supposed to pick a toy. This is very difficult

while being flogged on my pussy. I know, I always challenge people. By any toy. But you have to play with it tonight.

Pick a toy, pick a toy. The anal one you'd have to wear, it doesn't match your outfit, but you could do it. Let's see.

Well, that's another anal one. Oh, that's good, that's deep hit. Deep throw, good hit. And where do we find you?

I'm also on FetLife. You can just enter my name. Exeter Miles, E-X-C-E-T-E-R Miles.

Exeter like the city, except with a C. She's such a shopper, Siren Selene. She has to look at every single one before she picks one.

Double underscore, D. Double underscore. That's lube, darling. Would you like some lube?

You would like some lube, okay. You know? You gotta have lube, right? You gotta have lube.

Okay, and we have Pan. Where do we find you, Pan? You can find me at masterleam.com or just google me

and you'll find me everywhere. I thought we were going to find you, like, out in the countryside. Yeah, with my ghost.

I'm just pushing the sheep over the fence, really. Thank you. Okay, did I leave anybody out

that has been on the show? Oh, well, how about Missy there? Yes, Danielle. Danielle, make, you know, do a promotion

for your publisher there. Ultra Volgar Superfine. Danielle! Are you going to whack him

for a looper-calia now? I can be found at ultravolgarsuperfine.com featured fuck.

You can also find me on Facebook if you want to stalk me. Danielle Bowman. You gotta get on Twitter.

I know, I have to start. Or at least Google Plus. Facebook is a farm. It's a plantation and you are just a sharecropper.

All right. Twitter is like the jungle. It's like Pan's universe. You will find me soon. Tomorrow on Twitter.

It will begin. Okay. And pick a toy. From Adult Playport, Parler.

Which one? Oh, just the girl. Okay, that's my producer, though. You can't take her home.

Oh, wait, I need to look at it. Okay, sure, she's a shopper, too. So I will let you shop. But in the meantime,

I just want to tell everyone to practice the bonobo way of peace through pleasure.

The bonobos are our kissin' cousins who swing through the trees as well as with each other. And they are very close to us.

98% genetically similar to humans, just like common chimps. Except, unlike common chimps, they have never been seen killing each other

in the wild or captivity. How come? Seems because they have a lot of sex.

Including, well, some kind of flogging and whipping, because they'll take leaves and whack each other

with strands of leaves, like vines. They'll go, not quite the Florentine thing. But they do whack each other

and push each other around. What was that? Send them one of our floggers to see how they get on. Well, you know,

they probably wouldn't know. Figure out how to use it. Yeah, you probably would. But they're highly endangered,

so we have to help them. They seem to use sex and sex-like activities like they're flogging with the vines to reduce violent tension,

which is why they have never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. So all that

sex just seems to cool them out. And the females are very powerful. It's practically a matriarchal society.

Nothing against our male doms here. But sometimes it works out great for peace on earth

when the ladies have, at least to say, at the decision-making table. So, bonobo ladies do, they also practice

a form of bonobo sisterhood where they rub their pussies together. And that seems to create this feeling of sisterhood.

Also it creates orgasms. And then they help each other just in case one of the males gets out of line. Of course, if he gets out of line

they'll push him away and probably punch him and smack him and hurt him and then give him a blowjob.

That's how they work things out in bonobo land. And so we want to make like bonobos, not baboons.

Celebrate in Lupercalia, celebrate Valentine's Day if that's your thing, but make love, not war. Oh, profound.

Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that's someone is you. Yep. I love you. Flog yourself, baby.

Flog the hog. If you don't have somebody, it's okay, it's Lupercalia. Don't worry about Valentine's Day. Yes. And besides,

I love you. Aww. Now you're supposed to clap, not go aww. Lupercalia!

And before we go, there are dark forces around the world that is trying to and there's major demonstrations all over Europe

against censorship and against yeah, right. And so Occupy

Occupy. RIP Whitney Houston. That's so fucked up. Occupy and don't stop.

This is our country and it's in cyberspace and it's all over the world and it's bigger than the world.

Oh, and also one by one. Also I want to say thank you to Jux Leather. Jux Leather is a new company

being created by our friend Jux Lee, who is taking my picture right now while I'm talking and looking like I have a mouthful of marbles.

But anyway, here. I'll just demonstrate this. Thank you, Jux Leather. Okay.

Okay. Flog, hog. Let's go music. Talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else.

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